# quote

date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891354
text:
  <supremo>hey, i heard somewhere that the size of the cock a
  woman enjoys is related to the type of sex she likes most
  <supremo>chicks who dig giving oral like big cocks, chicks who
  like regular sex like medium cocks, and chicks who like anal
  prefer small cocks
  <tupperware>so your girlfriend must be into nasal, huh supremo
  <supremo>shut up dipshit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891414
text:
  <sylwia> I'm drawing black people
  <sylwia> for a poster for my english class
  <sylwia> I think I made tham too black
  <sylwia> you can't really see their faces


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891469
text:
  <Meshugga> sleep is supposed to be done between 6 am and 2 pm
  <octane> whats this sleep thingie anyways?
  <octane> is it something real or yet another urban legend?
  <Meshugga> sleep, neut., The thing which makes all your boxen
  idle
  <octane> thats called `power outage' here.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908328
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891568
text:
  <zero|code> oh man! these pears say 'so juicy you may need to
  eat them with a spoon!'
  <NixonsBeard> Wow, talking pears that reference themselves in
  the third person with a penchant for assisted suicide!
  <NixonsBeard> Those bioengineers are sure getting specific.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908328
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891615
text:
  darshanji143: hey wanna chat sex?
  flyinghermione: my mommy says I can't have cybersex with
  strangers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908329
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891665
text:
  <Analogy> I haven't taken a shower in days.
  <Analogy> DAYS.
  * silentjoe backs away from analogy
  <Analogy> My hair has so much oil in it, Bush is gonna invade
  it next.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908329
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891727
text:
  <TrivBot> Question 3. A man's beard grows fastest when he
  ______?
  <_Cozmo_> shaves it
  <emul8or__> shaves
  <RatAway> jacks off
  <TrivBot> Here's a hint: antici
  <Rjx> anticipates sex
  <TrivBot> Rjx got the answer: anticipates sex. In: 5.7secs.
  <Rjx> wtf?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908329
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891834
text:
  <marcus> hahah. these guys have a dedicated oracle server...
  an e3500 with 4
  cpus and 4gb of RAM
  <marcus> they've had it for 2 years now
  <marcus> doing nothing but oracle
  <marcus> with oracle configure to use no more than 128MB of
  ram
  <marcus> and recently they've been complaining about
  performance
  <marcus> they thought maybe they needed more memory
  <marcus> i was like "uhhh. your dataset is smaller than
  physical ram"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908330
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891934
text:
  Alex: what do i click on 2 d/l it
  giorgio: didnt i just give you the direct link?
  Alex: yea u did but want part on it do i click to start the d/
  l
  Alex: Download via CNet  dBpowerAMP Music Converter Release
  10.1?
  giorgio: Normally DOWNLOAD means it DOWNLOADS the fucking file
  Alex: i dont see anythign that says it
  Alex: the page is still kinda loading
  Alex: does it come up under the picture?
  giorgio: what... are you talking... about
  giorgio: click download and wait
  Alex: theres a little picture
  giorgio: what .. picture?
  giorgio: ok my friend told me what to do next
  giorgio: you right click on your C drive, or your local drive,
  and then click format
  Alex: right under the black heading dBpowerAMP Music Converter
  (dMC)
  giorgio: you shouldnt be on the computer
  giorgio: JUST CLICK THE FUCKING LINK
  Alex: dude
  Alex: i opened the link
  giorgio: and then!?
  Alex: i just dont know where to go next
  giorgio: are you at download.com now?
  Alex: i need directions
  Alex: im at the LINK!
  giorgio: RIGHT
  giorgio: and what do you see?
  Alex: that u sent me!
  giorgio: you're still at the one i sent!??D?Sgfoih3597gh3
  Alex: i see a heading called dBpowerAMP Music Converter (dMC)
  Alex: theres alittle picture right under it
  giorgio: you told me yourself you saw the link "download blah
  blah"
  Alex: i said there somethign called Download via CNet
  dBpowerAMP Music Converter Release 10.1
  Alex: is that what i click to d/l it?
  giorgio: are you kidding?
  giorgio: it SAYS "download"
  giorgio: what ELSE would you click!?GFryf93654j542
  giorgio: u642u64
  giorgio: 43houtwwytrw
  giorgio: hyteu3643
  Alex: well there was so many options
  giorgio: but it was the only fucking "download" optioN!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908330
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891982
text:
  Ubergamer: I think the idea that good things come to those who
  wait comes from the fact that, due to probability theory, on a
  long enough timeline there is a good chance that at least two
  good things will occur
  Ben: or it's a saying started by people who don't wait that
  want more good things for themselves
  Ben: so they tell those who wait to keep waiting
  Ubergamer: they should modernize that saying
  Ubergamer: hot chicks come to guys who masturbate
  Ben: haha
  Ben: and said thusly, one can see the absurdity
  Ben: we have successfully debunked an aphorism
  Ubergamer: yay!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908331
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892051
text:
  <Taiken> A TERRIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED!
  <Shempo> WHAT!?
  <Shempo> TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL?
  <Taiken> WORSE!
  <Taiken> IM OUT OF MARIJUANA!
  <Shempo> Oh
  <Shempo> My
  <Shempo> God
  * Shempo calls up Canabis-Man
  <Shempo> SAVE HIM CANABIS MAN!
  <Taiken> ...
  <Taiken> Where is Cannabis man?
  <Shempo> Probably high.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892114
text:
  <Asmodean> WTF?  I'm watching this guy with a leaf blower,
  blowing mulch across he parking lot.
  <Xuande> Lots of people with names from Three Kingdoms on
  bash.org
  <Asmodean> He blew it all one way
  <Asmodean> then walked around, and blew it back in the
  opposite direction.
  <Asmodean> da hell?
  <Icchan-san> he's getting paid by the hour


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892178
text:
  <trollusk> lol, theres this girl at my school who is always
  obsessing about being fat even though she's pretty damn skinny
  <trollusk> and one day, she goes up to this buddy of mine
  <trollusk> and she's like "pull up your saggy pants"
  <trollusk> he was like "i don't like your shirt and you should
  lose some weight"
  <trollusk> she cried for hours


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892225
text:
  <Kunda> I wanna see a Jerry Springer episode where a
  Scientologist gets into a scrag with a Raelian when they can't
  agree which planet humans were sent to earth from


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892332
text:
  <wyki> *free hug*
  <stef> the deals on the net are getting better and better!
  <stef> *accepts hug*
  <stef> *changes identity and accepts another* :D
  <wyki> yeah but now you're signed up for two spam mailing
  lists from www.freehug.wyki and you'll have to change your
  email address in six weeks because of all the teen porn your
  getting


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892379
text:
  <Heinz89> seen alric
  <Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in
  #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892423
text:
  (Fus|on) Well did any1's grandfather die today????
  (Fus|on) cause mine did
  (Fus|on) :(
  (Patrol) thats off topic


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892558
text:
  [orion] my knife just beeped like a cellphone when i touched
  it
  [orion] time to lay off the booze
  [orion] it was three electronical tones
  [orion] it went
  [orion] bo BO BOOP
  [cmplx] don't answer it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892659
text:
  <Dashiva> i wonder if crips get pissy if someone picks out the
  wrong shade of blue
  <Dashiva> 'I know you ain't frontin' with that periwinkle'
  <^Asphyx> "Cyan? Niggah please."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892770
text:
  <DarkLich> DarkLich had his first homosexual encounter =(
  <DarkLich> It was horrid. I'm not 100% straight.
  <DarkLich> NOW
  <DarkLich> NOW. I said NOW 100% straight.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892827
text:
  <NCommander> Its nothing like coming back from a two month
  vacation, and discovering a surprise in the toliet
  <g4lt-U60> TMI
  <g4lt-U60> in fact, you've left the TMI thoroughfare and
  entered the "why the fuck do you have free speech" turnpike
  <NCommander> g4lt-U60: I didn't say that surprise was shit.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.892885
text:
  <Trinexx> So, we were all sitting around, trying to decide who
  would cook tonight.
  <Trinexx> Someone got the wonderful idea of making ME cook,
  despite the fact that I once caught ramen noodles on fire. I,
  of course, told them it was a bad idea. They didn't believe
  me. Gave me a recipe and very precise directions. I finally
  agreed to do it, but only if they understood that they eat at
  their own risk.
  <Trinexx> So yeah, we've all got food poisoning now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908337
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893032
text:
  <fiz> porn's a good addiction too
  <fiz> not like needy womens
  <fiz> rub my feet... not tonight... in the butt again
  <fiz> bitch whine moan


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908338
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893080
text:
  Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
  Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what
  are you doing lateR?"
  Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a
  pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
  Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
  Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
  Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his
  cheek
  Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908338
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893228
text:
  <Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo?
  <Joshua> things are just things
  <Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass
  <Joshua> tire
  <Joshua> *tired
  <Alamias> Cool..  I always hated midterms
  <Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893276
text:
  (+RC-Cola): it'd be awesome if like there were people
  breakdancing
  (+RC-Cola): and you just got your boner out and spun like a
  top on your boner
  (+RC-Cola): and held your feet behind your head in a
  suplex-style arc
  (+Mr_Legacy): RC: you just might be retarted.
  (+RC-Cola): oh my bad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893328
text:
  <Wasted-> http://bash.org/?1730
  <Wasted-> http://bash.org/?3630
  <BadDoggie> http://bash.org/?22799
  <BadDoggie> Wasted: quit typing the top 100
  <Mitzii> why, your monitor running out of ink or something???


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893395
text:
  <Splinton> So I'm on my honeymoon with my wife right...and
  after we're done fucking, I get up to go to the bathroom, and
  without thinking I left a $50 on the bed.
  <Aron> Oh shit..
  <Splinton> Yeah...
  <Aron> She'll get over it right though? She can't possibly
  expect you've never been with a woman up til now?
  <Splinton> Yeah that's not what I'm worried about...she gave
  me $20 change!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893457
text:
  <Schismo5000>Did you know Hitler couldn't have kids?
  <PeterH>...
  <Schismo5000>Yea, he was anti-semenic
  <PeterH>Dude, thats anti semeTic, and it means he hated jews
  <Schismo5000>Oh
  <Schismo5000>>_<
  <PeterH>o_O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893502
text:
  Dr SpaZZo: Why the hell do they call it fox undercover when
  they just go up to the people on the street and go "WHY R U
  SWINDALING TEH COMMUN PUBLIK :-("


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893548
text:
  <Outhouse> my wife is cool but when she starts that shit like,
  hold me, talk to me...it's like why?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893600
text:
  <jeff> ok
  <jeff> some dumb russian old lady asked me today where the
  exit was at work
  <jeff> how did she get in the store in the first place


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893660
text:
  t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
  BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
  BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
  BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
  BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
  BlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
  BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
  BlackAdder> IN FACT
  BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
  BlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
  BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
  *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
  *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
  t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
  CRCError> right
  heartless> Right.
  r3v> right


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893710
text:
  <pele> cookies and milk is the shit
  <pele> true thug snack
  <sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug
  <pele> you think he buys all those presents?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893758
text:
  <Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor
  white trash
  *** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash
  now?)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893805
text:
  [Glare]: Hey guess what i did last night?
  [Tank]: Im assuming something revolving around....."My mother/
  Sister"???
  [Glare]: damnit.
  [Tank]: Owned.
  [Glare]: Agreed.
  Glare bows in acceptance of ownage.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908342
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893853
text:
  <Vhalros> You are what you eat.
  <Antoile> Are you calling me a pussy?
  <Vhalros> No I very much doubt that I am.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908342
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.893943
text:
  serpentine9: why doesnt bash.org ever accept my quotes
  DaveIt: bash.org has a strict policy of only accepting quotes
  that are either unoriginal or related to
  bash.org-rejection-induced frustration.
  DaveIt: This quote happens to be both, so we have a decent
  shot.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908342
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894011
text:
  <alphageek> "are you currently alive? [ ] yes, [ ] no"
  <Help747> X
  <Help747> er
  <Help747>                   X
  <Help747>                                  X
  <Help747>
  X
  <Help747>                                                   X
  <alphageek> lol. this isn't pin the tail on the donkey
  <Help747>                                                  X
  X


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908343
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894114
text:
  <Nimduin> Holy fucking shit.
  <Nimduin> http://www.mclaren4sale.com/main.html
  <Match> Bet you could get that girl you're always talking
  about in that car.
  <sede> Yeah, the bitch couldn't dodge me in that sweet ride,
  I'd wear her like a hood ornament


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908343
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894170
text:
  <CommanderStab> ARgh
  <CommanderStab> What kind of a stupid crossword
  <CommanderStab> Has the hint "Rhino"
  <CommanderStab> And then the answer is "Rhino" >_<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894305
text:
  chewp: so i have to make a movie for chinese class
  ransom: must be a pretty short movie huh?
  chewp: fucker...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894396
text:
  <BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have
  the technology to create a real virus, please delete all files
  on your home directory.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894486
text:
  <RAPEAPE> you know, I get a whole new level of enjoyment from
  the wizard of oz now that I realize that most everyone in the
  movie is dead now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894577
text:
  <@Stakker> argh. our CTO just came from Game Designers
  Convention in the US. our games are too complicated for
  americans. they're asking for one-button conversions :-D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894669
text:
  <@insomnia> it only takes three commands to install Gentoo
  <@insomnia> cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /
  dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update &&
  . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/
  bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab &&
  emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make
  menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome
  mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/
  grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/
  grub.conf && grub && init 6
  <@insomnia> that's the first one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894771
text:
  <zealous> I was walking to the mobil gas station this morning
  to get my ride to work as I do every morning (weekdays anyway)
  when I decided that instead of walking the long way around I
  would just jump the little wall (about 3 feet high) and get
  there quicker, well when I went to jump the wall I started off
  with my left foot instead of my right like I usually do and I
  didn't bring my foot up quick enough thus catching the wall
  and sending me face first
  <zealous> into the ground but somehow I managed to do some
  wild ninja tuck and roll things ending up on my feet and
  staring at some guy who was quite bugged eyed so I just raised
  my arms in a "v" and yelled hazah at the top of my lungs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894913
text:
  * Khross flies a 757 into andy
  * andy flies a 757 into Khross's 757.
  * aen blocks them both with twin towers.
  <andy> SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.894954
text:
  handler.: germans like american wrestlers
  nos-spec: yeah cause american wrestlers look like german girls


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895001
text:
  lope767: watch out man
  lope767: she'll eat u hole
  lope767: err
  lope767: whole
  FKing Windows: I was sort of hoping for both.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895048
text:
  Mario has joined #teens
  <Mario> Hi r there ne hot gurls in here
  <Coolguy3432> Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another
  chatroom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895098
text:
  <|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
  <|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to
  think, "white trash"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895237
text:
  <@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
  <@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895283
text:
  <Joshua> funny how sodomy and clowns are linked in my head...
  i'd better not investigate that any further...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895331
text:
  <savage> Comic convention all day tomorrow, then off to a role
  playing (paper & pencil) convention for the remainder of the
  weekend :-)
  <marv> role-playing a pencil sounds like it could get boring
  after a few days


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895379
text:
  <Ryaltar> You know you're experiencing a humiliating moment
  when your girlfriend tells you that you need an aimbot in
  bed.. >Sigh<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895427
text:
  <fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what
  keyword should make me take a drink?
  <rizzoh> tcp


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908351
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895474
text:
  CarlXxX: omg
  CarlXxX: the power was out when I got home
  CarlXxX: so I was like "wtf am I gonna DO!?"
  HitmanBravo: =/
  CarlXxX: I sat down..
  CarlXxX: ate
  CarlXxX: cut my nails
  CarlXxX: played with my cat
  CarlXxX: jerked it
  CarlXxX: and slept
  HitmanBravo: lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908351
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895531
text:
  <X0rG> u know how stalkers on teh intranet sometimes send
  their victims gifts?
  <beuges> yes?
  <beuges> you have received a gift?
  <X0rG> I want a gift
  <beuges> whoa
  <X0rG> so I shal entice a stalker today
  * X0rG is now known as HotBabe15


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908351
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895602
text:
  <Metroid> FUCKING IDIOTS
  <Metroid> STUPID FUCKIGN DK AGROS 2 MOBS ON PURPOSE
  <Metroid> STUPID FUCKING HUNTER TRIES TO TANK MOBS AFTER HE
  RESSER
  <Metroid> STUPID FUCKING HEALER SAT THERE THE WHOLE FIGHT
  <Metroid> GODDAMN
  <Lemming|> chill out
  <Metroid> AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKING LEAVE
  <Metroid> THIS GAME ISN'T HARD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO BE THIS
  BAD AT IT
  <Metroid> RRRRRRAAAAAAEEEEEEGGGGGG
  <Metroid> yay 7chan is back
  <Faer> did anyone else notice Metroid's fierce unrestrained
  rage was just calmed down by CP


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895660
text:
  <LuceNT> i don't download and install crap
  <Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls.
  <LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage?
  <Mr2001> you have to put up with crap.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895717
text:
  <TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?
  <TheMeandMe> the movie
  <amorph> is this a joke?
  <TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the
  people into slaves
  <TheMeandMe> think about the title
  <TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895771
text:
  <Wohali> girls kissing on cbc
  <math> WOOHOO!!!
  <math> YAY CANADA!
  <Wohali> now there's two boys getting ready to kiss.
  <math> oh thats just gay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895823
text:
  <Duran`Mun> ... I've had a religious experience
  <Lathian> Duran`Mun, did someone hit you with a bible?
  <Duran`Mun> Lathian: No, I put in my new sound Card.
  <Lathian> aaah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908353
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895865
text:
  Sanjuro Makabe: btw remember what you made up about something
  like the 7 layer protocol of the network or something?
  Sanjuro Makabe: application, presentation, session, transport,
  network, datalink, physical
  Sanjuro Makabe: i remember you made up something nasty to
  remember those by...i forgot what it was
  Saem: a pussy so tight no dick penetrates


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908353
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895906
text:
  (@Klarth): Vapr is just out of tune
  (@Klarth): The staff on his quarter note is too short
  (Vapr): Your half note became a quarter note
  (Vapr): after i cut it in half
  (@Klarth): O_o
  (@Klarth): And Ochanomizu is a whole note since she has no
  staff
  (@Klarth): o_O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908353
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.895955
text:
  ( Fuzzy     ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc
  ( Fuzzy     ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give
  nice hand jobs"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908354
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896050
text:
  <Morris> Ahh... alcoholic Jell-O
  <reppy> :o
  <Morris> Rep, do you understand the excellence?
  <reppy> :O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908354
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896133
text:
  <Poyzin> The vet supervisor was asking me to jack off a horse
  to get the semen to artificially inseminate a female horse.
  <Kilts> wtf lol
  <Poyzin> But listen! This was a racehorse, so the owner says
  that I need to massage it's prostate. I'm assuming you don't
  know this, but the prostate on a horse is VERY fucking far
  back there.
  <Poyzin> So, I get on the arm-length glove and I look in the
  room to see another doctor with a cat or something. Tells me
  we had too many animals so the horse was moved to a room close
  to the front.
  <Poyzin> Well, I get there, and I put my arm in this horse's
  ass. I'm talkin' less than a foot from my shoulder deep. All
  in clear view.
  <Kilts> ROFLMAO
  <Poyzin> And then some redneck couple come in and they see me
  because this front room has shit protection on it.
  <Poyzin> "You a vet?" The guy ask. I wait a few seconds to see
  if he was joking, but then I look back to the horse's asshole.
  <Poyzin> "Nah, I'm with the Amish. I'm their mechanic."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908354
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896180
text:
  <Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...!
  it was a conspiracy
  <@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896234
text:
  <Bushido> But I suppose a goth chick at KFC would be just as
  funny.
  <Scarab> "Is your crispy chicken as crisp as dead leaves
  swaying from the gallows of skeletal wooden claws hewn from
  their withered arms by jagged-fanged steel?" "Nah, but it's
  pretty damn crunchy." "I accept."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896286
text:
  <Wing_Zero> cyxx: http://www.d8.dion.ne.jp/~marquis/
  yamato31.jpg
  <cyxx> that's like...6
  <cyxx> wait..fuck
  * cyxx curses his nick
  <cyxx> I mean
  * Nakago curses 6
  * cyxx gives up and goes to the corner


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896332
text:
  <Emokid01> I am always tempted to mumble "zerg rush" under my
  breath when I see Koreans on campus.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896397
text:
  <deathazre> don't think this quite applies to twish, but
  <@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each
  year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their
  nipples?
  <AngelPHiSH[girl]> *lmao*
  <AngelPHiSH[girl]> i cant lick my own nipple :(
  <Nemessis> can i?
  <AngelPHiSH[girl]> sure ^___^
  <neko> i can lick my nipple
  <Nemessis> leet
  <neko> takes ages sewing it back on though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896445
text:
  <LeelooMinai> Hmm, that Ian guy from Dangerous Prototypes is
  kind of weird...
  <IanWizard-Cloud> LeelooMinai: hmm?
  <LeelooMinai> E, right... well... my cat wrote that - nm:p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896495
text:
  <@gloriaea> this is how wars start
  <@gloriaea> someone puts up a swedish pop poster and a german
  blames it on a finn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896563
text:
  (making NPCs for D&D)
  <Stefanf> Hurrah! I have decided what to spend the remaining
  535 gp on!
  <Stefanf> The captain of the Stade city guard now owns 267
  sheep!
  <Neko_Ali> Stefanf: make sure to buy him lots of fantasy bling
  bling.
  <Neko_Ali> Gold plated chainmail.
  <Neko_Ali> a solid platinum toasting fork.
  <Sutekh> gold plated Bikini
  <Stefanf> Diamond-covered ring of protection?
  <Neko_Ali> and a totally tricked out low-rider horse with
  hydraulics!
  <Stefanf> lmao!
  <Neko_Ali> can't you just see him on inspection parade,
  bouncing along with his magical music box blaring from the
  saddle?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896609
text:
  <naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online?
  <GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896705
text:
  <@Mister_IQ> you ever watch Who's Line is it Anyway?
  <@Axiom> of course
  <@Mister_IQ> They have the contest where they have to make
  every single line a double entendre...
  <@Mister_IQ> If you know what I mean...
  <@Mister_IQ> I love that
  <@Axiom> sounds really hard.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896756
text:
  Jeff: I love microsoft office
  Eric-san: I love girls, weirdo
  Jeff: then get a girlfriend
  Eric-san: I never said they love me
  Jeff: there is always someone out there.
  Jeff: always
  Jeff: even adolf hitler had a girlfriend...c'mon
  Eric-san: Best. Justification. Ever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896804
text:
  <ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year
  <End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different
  <zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it
  different.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.896864
text:
  <Vict0r> they made a hackers 3?
  <Vict0r> i didn't know that
  <Majuju> they made a hackers 2?
  <jules> they made a hackers 2?
  <mnerd> what's hackers
  <jules> winner.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897000
text:
  <Haydn> i remember a bird got into our house, it flew into the
  mirror, just befor it hit the mirror, it tried to dodge its
  reflection


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897050
text:
  [OutLore  ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on
  is easy....
  [madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P
  [OutLore  ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second..
  :)
  [madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds
  [OpsuPup  ] but you're l33t woota
  [OpsuPup  ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with
  you?
  [madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this
  good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897159
text:
  <iggz[work]> Indeed.
  <iggz[work]> mav you might like this
  <iggz[work]> http://sexyclube.uol.com.br/premium/galeria/
  edicao260/modelo01_foto01.jpg?modelo01_foto22.jpg
  <iggz[work]> http://asia.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/09/20/
  offbeat.sharks.virginbirth.reut/
  <iggz[work]> no
  <iggz[work]> fuck
  <iggz[work]> not that
  <iggz[work]> the second one
  <iggz[work]> anyone who says anything dies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897213
text:
  <setuid_w00t> KT: and you act like you're six
  <KT> setuid_w00t: how else is a 21 yr old supposed to act
  like?!
  <setuid_w00t> don't ask me, I'm only 20


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897278
text:
  <maba>: i just had the WORST geek moment of my life, im
  actually ashamed of myself
  <maba>: i was reading a book cause im bored of WoW and i went
  to set it down to go make some supper
  <maba>: i looked at the page number and memorized it
  (unconsciously) and went and made food
  <maba>: took me like like 35 mins to cook and eat right?
  <maba>: i came back in my room and the book was closed, i
  picked it up and though "what was my page number again?"
  <maba>: then i go "ah yeah it was the first 3 prime numbers".
  <jared>:...
  <mrbips>:you...that...jesus christ, i cant think of anything
  to add to that to make it sound worse!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897351
text:
  mike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in
  'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his
  temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son
  knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.]
  mike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897422
text:
  <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> lol i came up to one of those domain names
  that arent registered
  <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> here are the top 5 searches performed
  <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 1. naked
  <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 2. boobs
  <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 3. big boobs
  <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 4. vagina
  <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 5. yu-gi-oh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897518
text:
  <DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god
  <DumbNewbi> it's a little bit like talking with a sleeping
  Calvin Coolidge though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897567
text:
  cochese 04: I've been meaning to murder a lot of people
  cochese 04: But that Matlock guy is really good at catching
  murderers
  cochese 04: So I dunno
  cochese 04: I don't want Andy Griffith coming in my house and
  proving I did it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897619
text:
  <godix> Well, I know my NES was picky, if you didn't touch it
  in the right way it wouldn't let you play anything at all.
  Kinda like a woman actually...
  <Aqua|Editing> I thought it was more like a man, because it
  wouldn't work unless you blew it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897666
text:
  <Noz> i've just run my finger along the floor of the case and
  picked up enough dust to choke a midget


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897751
text:
  <imthatguy>  One night home from the bars, which aside from
  the occasional pizza place the only other thing open was this
  porno store.  I'm not sure why - I think one of my friends
  wanted to buy a magazine - but we went in, and annoyed the
  shop's patrons by picking up every ridiculous sex toy and
  laughing about it loudly. The most absurd thing we found was a
  large plastic beer can - meant to look like "Coors Light," or
  something, but much larger - and when you unscrewed the cap at
  the top, there was a latex vagina inside, that you were meant
  to stick your dick in and fuck the can. Well, not really
  "fuck" the can, exactly, but masturbate with it.
  <imthatguy>  So of course we have to buy the beer can vagina,
  because we're drunk and it's funny, and we figure we'll find
  some entertaining unintended use for it. So we paid for it and
  continued on our merry way back to the hotel. Once there we
  said our goodbyes and retired to our rooms, and I realized
  that somehow I'd gotten stuck carrying the bag from the sex
  store. I set it down on the desk and didn't think much about
  it. That is, for a few minutes, until I found myself sitting
  on the bed in my hotel room, drunk and lonely and sexually
  frustrated, and I kept staring over at that stupid beer can
  vagina.
  <imthatguy> "Maybe I should just try it. Just see what it
  feels like..." I mean, why not, right? You know. Just for
  kicks, right? So you know what? I fucked it. Yeah. I fucked a
  plastic beer can. I fucked the shit out of that can. And you
  know what? It felt alright. It did the trick. That is, until
  it was all over. Until the moment after, when I was hit by a
  sobering freight train of humility, looking down at my dick
  stuck inside a latex vagina housed in a plastic beer can.
  Moments like that you start to question everything - "How the
  hell did it come to this? Who am I? What am I doing with my
  life?" I probably sat there for an hour, silently with my
  plastic lover, pondering my existence.
  <imthatguy> The next morning, when the subject of the previous
  night came up and someone said, "oh, where's that funny beer
  can thing we got? Rob, you had it, right?" And everyone looks
  at me, and I just stare at them for a moment, and then say,
  "...I fucked it. I fucked it and I hated myself, and now it's
  gone." There was a slight pause, followed by uproarious
  laughter. The ridicule took months to subside.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897848
text:
  <Izzy-chan> Update (MSNBC): Basra Surrounded by US forces.
  <SirLudicrus> Update (my penis): Erect.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897890
text:
  themack: just played the saxophone for 15 minutes and my lips
  are already sore
  ScooterX: themack: Try playing it from the small end next
  time!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897937
text:
  <JtotheB> it's a fact that you have to deal with sooner or
  later
  <JtotheB> the latent homosexuality involved with masturbating


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.897989
text:
  <mmiikkee12> XD, i just got the best spam message ever
  <mmiikkee12> "Make $$$ Fast"
  <mmiikkee12> "Hold down your shift and 4 keys at the same
  time. In about a second you will be making $$$ fast."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898045
text:
  <tester> what did I miss?
  <maklic> well
  <maklic> i was just fucking AdrameleK's momma
  <maklic> other than that nothing much
  <tester> send the log


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898086
text:
  (Duo): HOW HARD DO I HAVE TO PULL THIS STUPID JUMPER
  (Rai): hm
  *** Duo has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
  (Rai): That was too hard.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898132
text:
  * Quits: Pyoveli (~vepyo@dsl-hkigw1ffa.dial.inet.fi) (Ping
  timeout)
  * Quits: Waltro (~waltro@d5k.net) (Ping timeout)
  * Quits: Alanzo (~Solid_Sna@dsl-olugw4ge6.dial.inet.fi) (Ping
  timeout)
  * Quits: Landusia (~L4ndusia@line128.dyn.tutka.net) (Ping
  timeout)
  <Fleebis> finland is crashing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898174
text:
  his_madjesty: hey, I wake up in the middle of the night for
  all sorts of reasons.
  his_madjesty: mostly to get up off the computer chair and go
  to bed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908367
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898243
text:
  <Prysm> my dad just said 'I just exploded'
  <Prysm> and my mom said 'that's not the first time today'
  <Prysm> I REALLY HOPE THAT WASN'T SEXUAL
  <Prysm> or I will kill myself
  <Taidahn`> Prysm, it was
  * Prysm dies a little inside
  <Taidahn`> Prysm, and a little of your dad probably died
  inside your mom.
  <Taidahn`> Prysm, or maybe on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908367
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898342
text:
  <aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike...
  <aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN!
  :D"
  <aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's
  nickname was nan...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908367
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898397
text:
  <RugNug> naw......just reboot
  <crak_pipe> that works
  <RugNug> and fantasize about keeping the inventer of popups in
  my basement for a coupla years
  <crak_pipe> hell yah
  <crak_pipe> lemme beat on him for a bit as well
  <RugNug> heheheh......i could make millions......with a cover
  charge


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898504
text:
  [freshestprince> wtf i just downloaded crono cross disc 2 from
  u and it dint work, y
  [_ry0suke_> UHH IT WAS 32KB, DIDN'T YOU THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN
  INCOMPLETE
  [freshestprince> ur a fuckin deceptive bastard
  [freshestprince> ur banned for life from downloadin from me
  [freshestprince> have a nice day dickhead!!!
  [_ry0suke_> UH OH I'M DOWNLOADING YOUR JAY-Z MP3S, BAD BOI
  [freshestprince> fuck u! ill hack u if u do that again
  [_ry0suke_> I'M STILL DOWNLOADING IT
  [freshestprince> stop it now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898580
text:
  <DJ> I like riding my dog after rain. Rain makes her frisky,
  so she's faster.
  <DJ> ...riding my dog around the block.
  <DJ> ...on a bike
  <Jinjo_Eagle> ...
  <DJ> Because it's faster, and she can keep up easier when
  she's frisky
  <DJ> That first line came out all wrong
  <Jinjo_Eagle> You can't make that look better.
  <Jinjo_Eagle> Yes, yes it did, and there is nothing you can do
  about it.
  <DJ> I don't walk my dog, I have the leash around my wrist as
  I ride my bike around the block!
  <MewMewtwo45> Hehehe
  <DJ> And my dog gets hyper after it has rained!
  <Jinjo_Eagle> Okay, sure.
  <DJ> :(
  * Jinjo_Eagle pats DJ on the back


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898673
text:
  mike_afe > I just watched Wild Wild West. What a turkey. I
  chose it over The Water Boy and The Thin Red Line. What a
  dick. This reminds me of the time that Moretom came back from
  the shop with an Atari ST under his arm...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898716
text:
  <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard
  it'd go all the way from A to Z
  <JonTG> wait, shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898766
text:
  <Swap_File> explosives + Lan party + flare gun = broken
  toilet, and report of "fireworks display" on the police radio


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898812
text:
  <crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND
  SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
  <zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A
  WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
  <Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR
  WAS IT FATE?!?!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898866
text:
  <cbf> *dances* My nerdiness is now complete, I just said
  "rofl" in real life.
  <smega84> cbf did u actually say rofl or role on floor
  laughing?
  <cbf> [smega84]: "rofl"
  <smega84> cbf AWESOME
  <smega84> ur transfer is COMPLETE :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898915
text:
  <EL3CTRO> 1 for me, 2 for bob
  * EL3CTRO pours beer into his computer case
  * EL3CTRO hears a bang
  * EL3CTRO (EL3CTRO@xnet-10E67154.glfd.cable.ntl.com) Quit
  (Killed (Zaphod (Connection reset by beer)))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.898971
text:
  <detro> i dont remember my heart stopping though
  <detro> and i dont remember the paddles shocking me
  <revc> that's because you were dead
  <detro> yea
  <detro> i guess
  <detro> next time i die i wanna be sober


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899035
text:
  <MacGunner> were learning about the holocust for the 100th
  time, so my history teacher, takes us all and makes us stand
  in the corner to make it feel like a train car
  <MacGunner> ANND
  <MacGunner> since its suppose to smell bad he got some pizza
  spices from his kitchen and made us smell them
  <Arkangel> that's ok in my computer graphics design class the
  teacher was teaching us about how to use symbol brushes so he
  got all the hot chicks in class to take off their clothes and
  kneel by the wall then he jacked off on them. man I tell
  you... it was pretty gay.
  <MacGunner>...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899134
text:
  <Narbs_> I don't understand why most virus scanners scan media
  files by default
  <Narbs_> I don't need my tranny porn collection scanned for
  viruses
  <bonk`> except HIV


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899193
text:
  <[zc]snuggles> my sister is 13
  <[zc]snuggles> I found porn on her compueter =/
  <[asm]ryan> man porn?
  <[zc]snuggles> NO AND TAHTS THE THING
  <[zc]snuggles> LESBO PORN
  <[asm]ryan> HAHAHAH
  <[zc]snuggles> hell I copied it to my computer before deleting
  it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899250
text:
  <kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think
  there'd be a kickback?
  <kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk
  off
  <kero> just to say i did
  <fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were
  viciously beating off
  on the moon.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899304
text:
  <Oki> omg
  <Oki> 12:25p   EnterTheGame  SecurityServices  : We will be
  validating your network access in a few moments... Please
  don't be alarmed if you notice a couple connections on your
  firewall during this scan.
  <Oki> I thought it said "Please don't be ashamed if you notice
  a couple connections on your firewall during this scan."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899364
text:
  Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
  Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've
  been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
  Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm.
  About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her
  bed.
  Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to
  drop the fattest shit in my life.
  Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I
  could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte.
  Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both
  end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my
  boxers.
  Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit.
  It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did
  the most horrible thing in the world.
  Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my
  boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the
  inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back
  of her hammies.
  Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna
  think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have
  no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899418
text:
  <@Zero_C> This game makes me happy
  <@Zero_C> http://www.fairyland.com.my/
  <@Zero_C> It has faries ^_^
  <@Zero_C> I feel like a 3 year old queer boy all over again
  <@Zero_C> What the fuck
  <@Zero_C> It wants my social security number


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899468
text:
  <astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s
  <astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke
  <astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to
  zip up all of freebsd and openbsd
  <astroDZ> anyone care to confirm?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899519
text:
  <clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
  <clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
  <clay> and i said dude
  <clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899583
text:
  <samafk> ui'm fuckt'
  <samafk> 1/2 ogke
  <samafk> vodka
  <samafk> bp
  <+Ajurian> pretending to be drunk on irc isnt cool anymore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899633
text:
  <@harb> Hah. So the only food I've got is a fortune cookie,
  and the fortune reads "May you have a good appetite."
  Bastards.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899690
text:
  <skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a
  wilder funeral' ;)
  <liss> i dont think those places have mottos
  <liss> it isnt mcdonalds
  <skold> 'did somebody say embalming?'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899785
text:
  (@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey,
  whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899841
text:
  <kasp> I got a shirt that had integral signs all over it,
  and read: "Math is an integral part of life."  I got another
  shirt
  that has a small symbol of pi on the front, and 1000 digits of
  pi
  (followed by "...") on the back
  <glasnost> wow kasp
  <brouwer> i've never met you, but i want to beat you up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.899936
text:
  <The-Dude-> i had a best friend..he gotta GF..we hated each
  other..2 years later we were having DNS tests done for the
  kids father...
  <Kaenneth> ... DNS tests?... to see if you have a common root
  domain?
  <Kaenneth> "Both parents were from aol.com... retardation was
  inevitable"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908376
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900035
text:
  <ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11
  years old, was pothead.
  <ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had
  no idea what an actual "pothead" was
  <ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!"
  and I had no clue what they were talking about


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908376
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900077
text:
  TbG: heh
  TbG: I hate that
  TbG: I put all of my pr0n in a passworded .rar
  TbG: and forgot the password.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908376
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900135
text:
  <Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that
  <DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a
  warehouse
  <DiViL`> :P
  <KnightOwl> hahah
  <DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908377
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900182
text:
  OhTheCommotion: But checking accounts lead to credit cards,
  and we both know what credit cards lead to
  ardenthechicken: "LOTS OF FREEE STUFF!!!!!!! ^_^"
  OhTheCommotion: RIGHT ON!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908377
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900236
text:
  <pagan> i moved out of necesity
  <griffin> neccessity is the mother of invention
  <Bard^> griffin who is the father of invention
  <griffin> opression
  <Bard^> why do you say opression
  <griffin> because he fucked neccessity


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908377
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900285
text:
  [quit:#] moodlet (Connection reset by peer)
  <moodlet> thou shalt not unplug the hub to plug in one's
  hairdryer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900379
text:
  <comiclover333> oh man today in english we were talking about
  wld std stuff and my english teacher said that all americans
  thought we were invincible and then 9/11 happened and now we
  know were not invincible or something and she said now people
  are scared and stuff, i dont really know, but then i quoted
  some rapper and said bullets to our nuts only make our balls
  fatter
  <comiclover333> u know i had never met our assistant principal
  until today


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900430
text:
  <OhioJoe> Steempy, you mentioend an automatic swich box.. I
  have a chrome box that has a switch on it too, with coax
  connecters on eitehr side, with a switch on it.. that is a
  manual switch box?
  <God-Zilla> nah, thats a prostate stimulator
  <neogeoMAN>  I have one of those wired to my tinfoil hat.
  <neogeoMAN> I can switch the aliens on or off.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900493
text:
  Pingu: heh just randomly i said to someone
  Pingu: "kate, why are you such a bell end?"
  Pingu: just to see what theyd say
  Pingu: kate  says: because i was born that way
  Bull3h: you've been blocked
  Pingu: nah
  Pingu: kate's hardcore
  Bull3h: does hardcore ?
  Pingu: yes
  Pingu: i just asked her if im allowed to call her a bell end
  to her face and she said yes
  Pingu: im toying with the idea of asking her if i can slap her
  in the face with my bell end
  Bull3h: clearly she fancies you
  Pingu: yeah
  Bull3h: but is she hot ?
  Pingu: well...
  Pingu: she's not not hot
  Bull3h: with my few years extra of experiance i'd say that the
  girls who are fairly hot but not really hot are the best kind
  Bull3h: they're not cock sluts who fuck you over and just keep
  you about because they like the attention
  Bull3h: tho you gotta watch out, crazy girls... watch out,
  they'll do something like split up with you because
  everythings going to well and they dont want to get hurt
  Bull3h: then stalk you and keep suggesting that you get back
  with them
  Pingu: I JUST ASKED HER IF I COULD CALL HER A BELL END TO HER
  FACE FFS
  Bull3h: LOOK I'M SPOUTING WISE ADVICE
  Pingu: sorry
  Pingu: carry on
  Bull3h: so basically drug her and rape her.
  Pingu: k
  Bull3h: roofies
  Pingu: best way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908379
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900543
text:
  <Chris_Away> On a UK keyboard the dash, the space bar and the
  5 are all on the same key.
  <NapkinEater> YOU LIE!!!
  <Chris_Away> You5can't prove-that.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908379
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900591
text:
  <dabblerblue> i called tech support today
  <dabblerblue> and shortly thereafter, they sent me an email
  detailing the use
  of search engines
  <dabblerblue> sarcastic bastards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908379
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900647
text:
  <Doomer> i want to compile some kind of calculater
  <Doomer> its my first good program
  <fraggle> er what language is it in
  <Doomer> uh
  <Doomer> wait
  <Doomer> english


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908380
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900746
text:
  <The Monkey>: But my ex girlfriend's dad had one redeeming
  feature, his wallet
  <The Monkey>: More capacious than an elephant's scrotum but
  just as difficult to get your hands on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908380
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900787
text:
  Ben174: fuckin paypal.. they need new databases or something..
  seems like every other day i get an email and have to go
  update my account information.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908380
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900852
text:
  <@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help
  <@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher!
  <@drauh> you can smash my particles any time
  <@drauh> conjugate my verbs
  <@drauh> fsck my hard drive
  < AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle?
  < curvygurl> parse your sentences
  <@drauh> integrate me by parts
  <@caraliss> hee
  <@drauh> fuck me in the ass
  <@drauh> oh, wait


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908381
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900919
text:
  <|Chris> fat chicks are like mopeds
  <|Chris> fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you on
  one
  <DigDug> heh
  <DigDug> she's like a scooter though
  <var> understand 1 thing tho: fat chicks are so grateful to
  get laid that they will do your laundry fuck you suck you cook
  you dinner and 13reakfast and not har13or ill will when u want
  to leave and go smoke dope w/ your friends.
  <DigDug> ya
  <DigDug> but they're fat
  <|Chris> hahahah
  <|Chris> yeah..there's the whole not being physically
  attracted to them problem


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908381
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.900997
text:
  <Pahricida> and I never want to get rickrolled again by my
  alarm clock
  <Linds-inClass> ROFL
  <Linds-inClass> radio clock?
  <Pahricida> yeah
  <Linds-inClass> hahaha
  <Pahricida> it woke me up with a rickroll
  <Linds-inClass> that is pure awesome
  <Linds-inClass> XD
  <Pahricida> :S
  <Pahricida> not if it happens to you
  <Pahricida> you're like
  <Pahricida> ztZZzzZzz
  <Pahricida> "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU
  DOOOOOOOOOWN!"
  <Pahricida> "AH SHUT THE FUCK UP"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908382
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901055
text:
  <Joe> I know everything there is to know about masturbating
  <Tiffany> teach me joe
  <Joe> OK WELL FIRST FIND YOUR PENIS
  <Joe> YOU GOTS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT??
  <Joe> BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY
  DIFFICULT
  <Tiffany> o damn
  <Tiffany> nevermind then


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908383
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901115
text:
  <sphynx> crushes suck
  <sphynx> i hate em
  <sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation
  <sphynx> the hopes dashed etc
  <shirazz> the masturbation
  <shirazz> hehehe
  <bark> the masturbation is ok.
  <Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908383
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901201
text:
  <stout> :D\-<
  <stout> :D|-<
  <stout> :D|>
  <stout> :D|-<
  <stout> :D/-<
  <stout> :D|-<
  <stout> :D|>
  <stout> :D|-<
  <stout> :D\-<
  <stout> :D|-<
  <stout> :D|-<
  <stout> :)|-<
  <stout> :|<-<
  <stout> =(<-<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908383
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901247
text:
  ( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-
  ( Khorne-   ) fmita?
  ( Khorne-   ) whats fmita short for? =)
  ( Khorne-   ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p
  ( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it
  ( Fuzzy     ) you say it that often you need an acronym for
  it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908383
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901299
text:
  <Ded`work> "Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my base,
  are belong to you"...heh, cute
  <Ded`work> a geek valetine poem
  <Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
  <phillys> rofl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901346
text:
  <Marques> hmm
  <Marques> so I have to go to dinner with my girlfriend her mom
  her two sisters and their grandparents. I wonder what people
  think when they see a black guy walk in to a restaurant with 6
  white people =)
  <Trip> hostage situation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901392
text:
  [PlatypusMan] You're cluttering the chat.
  [PlatypusMan] It's like littering on a highway.
  [PlatypusMan] Somewhere an e-indian is crying.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901440
text:
  <+dementia^> they should have reality tv program on that is
  actually funny.
  <+dementia^> called "ima noob get me out of here" and make
  them use linux for a week


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908385
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901586
text:
  <nilson> I have 4.5 gallons of beer
  <nilson> for my after prom party
  <Advil> that's a lot of beer
  <Advil> for two guys


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908385
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901640
text:
  <`rip> when you go into a job interview
  <`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
  <`rip> what do you say
  <clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
  <clay> and then stop talking


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901694
text:
  <diegost> omfg lol
  <diegost> i tried to change my gmail pass to "boobies" and it
  went like...
  <diegost> "please use another password, the one you hv just
  entered is very used on the internet" ^^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901740
text:
  <SpaZZtic|webpage> the bitch from next door was standing at
  her window watching me hang out my washing
  <SkewtuR> hah get some tampons hold them in water..hang them
  on the line when she loox yell Yeah we recycle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901796
text:
  <redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental
  food, put it in
  batter and deep fry it"
  <redslime> "yeah!"
  <redslime> i love eggrolls


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901899
text:
  <Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today.
  <Amanda`> bastards in class won't know what hit them.
  <Guilty> At least take a dip in the swimmin' hole


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.901952
text:
  <Dan``> Frying Blintzes...
  <Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes?
  <Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well
  <Lasse> oh, one of those


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902004
text:
  <Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked
  <Iced> it must be that
  <NepCHooN> ide cable?
  <NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive?
  <NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902051
text:
  <MrMaddog> Hairy men and eggs does not a porn make :P
  <Rucas> You've never been to Germany, have you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902143
text:
  <mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
  <natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902196
text:
  <creepyfufu> what the fuck
  <creepyfufu> university of texas is 50% female 49% male
  <Ironchef> omfg
  <Ironchef> whats the other
  <[emoninja]ant> black
  <[emoninja]ant> >:D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902291
text:
  <+DEK> i heard oral sex is better than fucking
  <%Disarm10> Uh, depends.
  <%Disarm10> On what you're in the mood for.
  <%Disarm10> 9 times outta 10, a hand job is perfectly fine.
  <+DEK> ahh i guess
  <+DEK> masturbation works too
  <+DEK> it works for me, since my hands are girly and soft
  <+DEK> <33
  <%Disarm10> >_> I meant getting one, not giving yourself one,
  but yea =P
  <%Disarm10> lol
  <+DEK> its fun watching myself in the mirror cuz it looks like
  a girl is giving me a handjob
  <+DEK> but in reality, it is me
  <%Disarm10> ...
  <+DEK> masturbating
  <+DEK> infront of a fucking mirror
  * +DEK cries
  * You were kicked by Disarm10 (ZOMG)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902340
text:
  <LucyAway> Pina coladas are girl drinks too
  <LucyAway> They are just so fruity and cold
  <Nailbunny> like queer eskimos


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902398
text:
  <Wodeh> After that I never searched google for "naked dog sex
  fuck whore cock" again
  <poli> ¬_¬
  <Wodeh> I was looking for artwork by Ian Van Dahl
  <Wodeh> Then I realised Ian Van Dahl was some guy who made
  crappy trance music
  <Wodeh> So I just put random words in, in the hope I might get
  that picture of dogs playing cards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902450
text:
  <calvin909> I don't know what gives, but the last 3 movies
  i've downloaded are in frigging spanish.
  <princess> dey took our pirating jobs!
  <calvin909> yeah no doubt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902556
text:
  <HoaX> did you get your ticket?
  <FLB> No :(
  <FLB> My dad got home to late.
  <FLB> I will get it tommorow *he* says
  <HoaX> mmhmmm
  <FLB> He's kinda unreliable.
  <FLB> Been smoking pot so long.
  <HoaX> like your soldier in bed?
  <FLB> Pardon me?
  <FLB> Did you just comment on my sexual performance?
  <HoaX> no... never
  <HoaX> i wasnt so asleep during that camping trip
  <FLB> That's what I thought.
  <FLB> I jizzed in your water bottle.
  <HoaX> it happens
  <FLB> Yeah.
  <FLB> Sorry about that.
  <HoaX> no hard feelings
  <FLB> It was there, and I didn't want to disrupt nature with
  my man seed.
  <HoaX> but... why was it green and orange?
  <FLB> I have issues.
  <Peloquin> hahaha
  <FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts.
  * Peloquin changes topic to 'http://www.matazone.co.uk/
  kitty2.htm | <FLB> I have issues. <FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in
  my nuts.'
  <FLB> Would you jizz in her face? Would you jizz on her lace?
  Would you jizz here or there, would you jizz anywhere? Would
  you jizz FLB, would you jizz, jizz on me?
  <Syfoon> You both need to see a doctor... a head doctor
  <Peloquin> haha
  * Peloquin makes it clear that he had no part in the
  conversation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902655
text:
  <daniel-> i still own .sh .ac
  <daniel-> i can make .sh hostnames
  (elend) make a nocuervoisnotgay.sh
  (elend) cuervo.gets.women.only.because.he.has.some.ca.sh
  <cuervo> gonna.kick.elends.a.sh
  (elend) thats.not.very.nic.sh
  <cuervo> you.suck.at.thi.sh (
  (elend) with.my.cool.li.sh
  (elend) no.sh.it.sh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902700
text:
  « INH- » hey!
  « INH- » you know what i hate?
  « INH- » when people pussy out of arguments by using "its my
  opinion"
  « INH- » if its your opinion, shut the fuck up and keep it to
  yourself, bitch!
  « INH- » ...
  « INH- » ritalin soon.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902752
text:
  <aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial
  english in 3rd grade
  <Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd
  grade


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902804
text:
  <Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4
  <Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n
  <Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS
  HOT!!!!!!!!!!
  <Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908392
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902855
text:
  <darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
  <boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
  <darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908392
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.902941
text:
  Sam: what is flash like from your PoV as a proper programmer?
  Pete: flash is like if java, C# and visual basic had a
  threesome
  Pete: and did not use protection


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908393
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903080
text:
  ThPhox: Dude...there's free Cinemax, and there's porn on.
  ThPhox: AAAAnd it's anal.
  ThPhox: *does the field goal sign*
  SNAPEK1LSDMBLDOR: He shoots, wrong goalll!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908393
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903181
text:
  <Focusyn> hmm this commercial for a local pool place here
  <Focusyn> just said "And we make PAYING fun TOO!!!!"
  <SJr> Hmmmm
  <Focusyn> what, do they let you come in every month and pay
  your bill in ones in some stripper's panties?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903240
text:
  <Stryst> DSP-: You're an idiot, aren't you?
  <DSP-> Stryst: only on days that end with a "y"
  <Stryst> DSP-: In your world all days must end in 'y'.
  <Stryst> Go away moron.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903337
text:
  <NekoGuy> Oh my fucking god I'm 16 years old, engaged, with a
  2.0 average planning to make a career out of politics, I spend
  my entire day on IRC, looking at porn and fantasizing about a
  race of catgirls that will never exist.
  <NekoGuy> IT JUST FUCKING HIT ME.
  * NekoGuy kills himself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903397
text:
  <berkley> that was wierd
  <angled-diamond> berkley: what was?
  <berkley> i walked into my friend's dorms room, and it was
  empty. but the computer was on, and it showed some chic
  getting it in the ass. so i closed the door and dropped my
  pants. midway into wacking off and i noticed something
  <microfform> ?
  <angled-diamond> ?
  <berkley> there were no girls...and u know whats sad?
  <angled-diamond> that you finished jerking off?
  <berkley> ...yes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903449
text:
  Sam Stone:  Blade walk into your parents bedroom totally naked
  and covered in wesson oil and weilding a knife. Scream at the
  top of your lungs "YOU JUST STAY RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BED OR
  I'LL CUT IT~!!!!" then grab your man hammer in a death grip in
  shake it at your mom. Whatever she says next, make a quick
  downward stab while screaming but don't stab yourself in the
  penis for real. Then shuffle over to mom and say "Just kidding
  mom, happy easter!" and walk back to your room


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903544
text:
  Sardonyx: what do you do when a girl likes you and you have no
  like there of
  DooD: do what they do to you if the positions were reversed
  DooD: string them along forever
  DooD: slowly destroying their heart from the inside out
  Sardonyx: i don't think i have the patients for that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903599
text:
  <@aba> plz call me alexander the great
  <@aba> =[
  <@ditz> hahahah
  <@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D
  <@aba> yes
  <@aba> i am going to conquer the internet
  <@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903649
text:
  <maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so
  sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek
  structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on
  amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903704
text:
  <ArchNemesis> ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
  <ArchNemesis> (1) God is love.
  <ArchNemesis> (2) Love is blind.
  <ArchNemesis> (3) Ray Charles is blind.
  <ArchNemesis> (4) Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
  <ArchNemesis> (5) Therefore, God exists.
  <sasaphrass> stevie wonder is blind, and black.... i dont
  think that makes him god....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903880
text:
  eriberri: i just finished removing all sorts of third-party
  hair from the keyboard :p
  *** EtherKnot (~ek@24.66.4.100) has joined channel #macintosh
  Snausages: mmm, buttfurr
  EtherKnot: woah
  EtherKnot: let me try that again
  *** EtherKnot has left channel #macintosh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.903929
text:
  <nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads,
  eric.
  <nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904028
text:
  * Uther has joined #Elicoor
  <Uther> bah!
  <Uther> fucking disconnected my ass
  <Lucca> Wow, if you take that to be an actual,
  grammatically-correct sentence, it's really rather wrong.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904072
text:
  Erik: wow sad, mexico beat u.s. in baseball
  Erik: well, then again, them mexicans sure are able to get
  things past fences


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904170
text:
  <kidd79> do u know what i'd like they add to Google.Earth?
  <Don_Vito> ..3D graphics?
  <Don_Vito> animated water, trees and stuuf??
  <kidd79> orbital ion cannon


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904224
text:
  <Cloe> be quiet or i'll beat you like a rented mule
  <Crowley> you abuse your rented pack animals?
  <Cloe> yes, i do
  <Cloe> now carry my stuff up the trail
  <Crowley> suck my huge donkey dick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904318
text:
  <malcolm> I would appreciate it more if I didn't have to set
  JAVA_HOME and ANT_HOME and HILL_DEPTH and
  AVERAGE_LIFESPAN_OF_INSECT and NUMBER_OF_LEGS and
  DIRECTION_OF_PREVAILING_WIND and BIRTHDAY


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904421
text:
  <Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM.
  <Ronald_MacK> Wait, no.
  <Ronald_MacK> I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the
  computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908401
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904513
text:
  Dekaff: u know what i REALLY want for my first car?
  Dekaff: blue 67 impala
  Bobert_aw: The license plate would read "mu113tm0bi13"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908401
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904561
text:
  *Isabel has entered #icybercafe
  <whitemithrandir> OMG OMG OMG ISABEL ASL ASL ASL ASL
  <isabel> Altitude: 6-52 meters above sealevel. Speed: 62 mi/
  hr. Location: Eastern seaboard.
  <whitemithrandir> coo. wanna cyber?
  *Isabel has left #icybercafe


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904617
text:
  <Paddy> well hello there
  <Nyte> DIE INSOLENT WENCH
  <Paddy> ok
  * Paddy dies
  * Paddy 's corpse begins to rot
  * Nyte-ddr begins humping it.
  <Paddy> umm
  <Paddy> thats just wrong
  <Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right
  *** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904760
text:
  <Bismarck> i recently decided that bsd is dead because it
  cannot hope to survive when it gives away it's IP with no
  protections whatsoever.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908403
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.904851
text:
  <+DrPoole> my muscles are huge since i became a gym fag
  * thom cannot make that statement any funnier, so he keeps his
  mouth shut for a change. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908404
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905051
text:
  SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has
  joined #santcuary
  *SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
  wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined
  #santcuary
  <wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which
  one of you is that loser?
  <hunney> I am spartacus
  <ji_pper>no im spartacus
  <Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
  <mistr andersn>I m spartacus
  <wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905151
text:
  < FurnaceBoy> this is a waste of time
  < FurnaceBoy> all he has to do is type what we told him
  < Tonren> bluecake: When you run a command in a Linux
  terminal, it searches your path for the command.  type "echo
  $PATH" to see where Linux will look for commands you type.
  < FurnaceBoy> stop trying to educate, Tonren. this is irc.
  < FurnaceBoy> we yell at people


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905197
text:
  < gt3> a million people applied for the apprentice 2
  < gt3> and you know damn well its just gonna get outsourced to
  india


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905251
text:
  <nach0king> "i had a gay time at the zoo today" - is that a
  slur?
  <@Technogeek> Depends what 'gay' is supposed to mean. It could
  mean either a good time, or that you got assraped by one of
  the animals.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905301
text:
  <Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that
  hooks me like a good FPS does, or a good RTS
  <agentM> i like dating games
  <Zeddicus> i dont
  <Zeddicus> i always lose


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908406
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905370
text:
  RoninChaos: She's like "I tried on this dress, and I looked
  like a bride". WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CRY ABOUT THAT?!
  RoninChaos: I don't cry when I put on a tux.
  RokChik: lol, she cried b/c she wants TO BE a bride
  RoninChaos: she's supposed to be getting married
  RoninChaos: And she wants me to relate or some shit. I can't
  do that.
  RoninChaos: Like I said, when I put on a tux, I don't think
  "oh dear god, this is what I'll look like when I get married!"
  and then start fanning myself.
  RoninChaos: Oh fuck, now she's talking about how nice the
  sleeves are. "Aren't they nice? They're so great". THEY'RE
  FUCKING SLEEVES!RoninChaos: I mean, god damn! WTF does she
  want from me!?
  RoninChaos: Okay, I think that gun is around here somewhere...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908406
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905415
text:
  * God
  (lordalmighty@4061ecdd.yphigh01.heaven.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has
  joined #ssboards
  * God was kicked by Satan (Satan)
  <Satan> No.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908408
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905515
text:
  <Soulman> please note when someone says google is good for
  finding pics they don't me pictures of mikey mouse. if you
  catch my drift
  <Kawaii_Kaitlin> Sometimes they do
  <Kawaii_Kaitlin> If you catch my drift


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908408
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905562
text:
  TransCanadaTrail: they keep refering to this asl character
  J: dont make me reach through the computer and slap you >_<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908408
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905617
text:
  <Kurin> Whee new window manager
  <Kurin> http://kurin.d2g.com:3001/now.jpg
  * NinjaStu wonders...
  -> *nickserv* ghost kurin bloom
  * Kurin Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: NinjaStu)))
  -Services.Aniverse.Com- [kurin] has been killed
  <NinjaStu> amazing
  <NinjaStu> THIS IS WHY YOU DON"T TAKE A SCEEN OF YOUR NICKSERV
  PASS
  * Kurin (~kurin@ip68-0-224-168.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #
  megatokyo
  <Kurin> Well that was rude


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905673
text:
  <kevin> Good Morning, nigga!
  <kronix> ...
  <Dinyctis> good morning to YOU, niggaaaaaaaaaaa!
  <kevin> lmao
  <kronix> Dinny is a wigger
  *** kronix was kicked by jark (Unallowed word/phrase - wigger
  [#38492])


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905726
text:
  <Nichole> at what point do you cross that line from "seeing
  someone" to "boyfriend/girlfriend" status
  <RobbiePaul> After he starts hitting you
  <Nichole> fist or open handed?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905826
text:
  <HuStLe> Today I was was flirting with this hot girl in the
  halls after school but once again my computer screwed me over
  <Netminder> How so?
  <HuStLe> Well I was gettin far with her, then she me a secret
  about her and her ex, I went to laugh, but guess what came
  out.
  <HuStLe> Me - "Laugh out Loud", I actually said laugh out
  loud. :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908410
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905922
text:
  <FlashMan> we had a guy at pyramid who was stupid enough to
  plug a mac monitor
  (DB15)
  <FlashMan> into an AUI port on the mac
  <FlashMan> and fizzle pop crack zzzt
  <FlashMan> dead monitor


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908410
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.905966
text:
  <sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just
  for the sake of sticking good E up my ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906022
text:
  <Fong Pei> So... today in class, we were playing with voice
  recognition on a power book.
  <Fong Pei> Someone told it "Computer, destroy the world as we
  know it"
  <Fong Pei> Right after that was said... someone else's laptop
  finishes booting up and plays the windows sound...
  <Fong Pei> whole class bursted out laughing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906104
text:
  <Psy> how many MB in a Gig again?
  <seafoodgod> 1024
  <bobAkirafett> yea
  <Psy> jesus wept
  <[Bryan]> seafoodgod: But it's kind of funny because some Hard
  Drive manufacturers would say that 1 gigabyte would equal 1000
  megabytes of data instead of 1024.
  <seafoodgod> well, when you install the supposedly 80gb drive
  and it comes up 74.6gb, you know they're fucking morons
  <[Bryan]> seafoodgod:  zactly my point.
  <seafoodgod> and lying bastards.  but they cover their asses
  quite well:  "up to 80gb"  whatever the fuck that means
  <[Bryan]> seafoodgod: Sure some of that goes to the partion
  table and indexes and all that fun stuff.. but..err....
  <seafoodgod> i just want to know where the other 5.4gb went.
  what?  did it go to a fucking party while i was formatting?
  did it go out to play golf and lose it's keys in a hazzard and
  have to spend the night over at a friend's drive?
  <bobAkirafett> lol
  <seafoodgod> that bastard 5.4 gig never cleans up after
  itself, either.  never mows the grass or does the dishes or
  takes out the fucking trash
  <seafoodgod> maybe i'm better off without it.  YOU HEAR ME 5.4
  GB!!!!   I DON'T NEED YOU!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906149
text:
  ||RoGuE||: yesterday, my sister came to me and asked me where
  were my parents, and she smelled like beer
  ||RoGuE||: and i said... Minni, by the smell of your breath i
  can tell you have been drinking
  ||RoGuE||: and then she said... well, by the smell of your
  breath i can tell you have been sucking cock
  [StOrM]: what did you do rogue?
  ||RoGuE||: i brushed my teeth ¬_¬


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906197
text:
  <Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during
  masturbation ! :D
  <CZ> Sick, how the hell did you managed do that ?
  <Wolf_> Well, uh, the pressure was so high...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906331
text:
  <maalox> The period between clicking on a link to stileproject
  and waiting for the picture to load is probably the most
  intense feeling since when I first penetrated myself with a 2
  liter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906385
text:
  <Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at
  God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not
  listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing
  him off.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906426
text:
  (+[Aries]^PCW) OH HAS ARIES STILL GOT IT
  (+[Aries]^PCW) I THINK SO!
  (+Sheepy) im sure itll go away if you take those pills the
  doctor prescribed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906512
text:
  <Macavity> I'm growing a beard. It's really itchy, growing a
  beard...
  <fin> Then shave.
  <Macavity> But I weant a beard for I-Con.
  <Macavity> And a real one, not a spirit-gummed-on fake one.
  <fin> Why?
  <Macavity> Just...because I do. Because it's part of the look
  for a LARP character I have.
  <fin> OK. Stop there. I don't want to know anymore. Goddamn.
  <Macavity> BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE GROWING A BEARD, OKAY?
  <Macavity> Shiiiit....
  <fin> Which part of "changing your appearance to fit in with a
  LARP character" doesn't sound stupid to you?
  <Maestro|OoT> LARP?
  <Furry_Geek> Live Action Role Playing.
  <Maestro|OoT> Oh, NO.
  <fin> OK, scratch that. Which part of "playing a LARP" doesn't
  sound stupid to you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906633
text:
  <ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon
  <ChewToy> i should get really really stoned before she gets
  here
  <spazzer> actually
  <spazzer> chew
  <spazzer> i got off your girlfriend this afternoon first
  <ChewToy> spazzer she's fucking hot :)
  <ChewToy> she puts out!
  <spazzer> hence, i said i got off of her first
  <ChewToy> she sucks good dick doesnt she?
  <spazzer> i was getting close, and she told me to put my
  finger in her ass
  <ChewToy> she's a manager at a victorias secret
  <ChewToy> :>
  * KNG_SNK wonders how chew scored that
  <dazemobil> he ordered her in the catalog =o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906688
text:
  <Vuriand> Curz: Does OFP have good music?
  <Curz> No. It sucks
  <Curz> And it sucks very hard
  <Curz> Now I'm off to suck
  <Curz> Argh
  <Curz> *sleep


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906749
text:
  <@jackc> btw
  <@jackc> I had a VHDL nightmare last night
  <@jackc> I was dreaming about VHDL right
  <@jackc> and I moved a little and my stuffed alligator touched
  my elbow
  <@jackc> and I FREAKED and for some reason the dream was like
  VHDL MONSTER ATTACK
  <@jackc> and I sat up and was trying to figure out which parts
  were reality
  <@jackc> and all I could figure out were VHDL, elbow,
  alligator
  <@jackc> I was so confused
  <@jackc> that's what I get for reading VHDL textbooks in bed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906808
text:
  <Nall> I watch porn, and what do I hear? Porn stars. I don't
  want to hear "OH, GOD, FUCK ME, YES, FUCK ME RIGHT THERE, YES,
  RIGHT THERE, GJ".
  <Nall> No.
  <Nall> I want to hear some pre-pubescent sounding ultra-sonic
  screeching. I want it to sound like a 12 year old girl being
  attacked by a rhino's horn.
  <Nall> Thus, I turn to hentai.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906856
text:
  <cheezychops> GOD I SLEEP ONE WORK WRONG AND YOU GO INSANE
  <cheezychops> er
  <cheezychops> SPELL*  WORD*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906906
text:
  <Creedy> fucking jesus
  <Creedy> i have to kill that bitch
  <logicalentity> jesus?
  <logicalentity> the romans beat ya


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.906977
text:
  <Dave> Well. I'mma go shower and then go pick up my friend
  from jail.
  <Dave> I'll be back later.
  <Shadowpillar> ask him how big his anus is
  <Dave> He's a big dude, no one's going to fuck with him.
  <Shadowpillar> ask him how many other people he's cornholed
  <Shadowpillar> lol
  <Dave> He's been in jail for roughly 5 hours.
  <Dave> And he has a girlfriend.
  <Dave> I'm betting on a grand total of six.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908416
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907080
text:
  <Blood_Luster> I hope I get a life like that
  <Blood_Luster> stealing money... hackin'... boning that chick
  from friends
  <Blood_Luster> good times


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908416
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907134
text:
  <deim0s> I'm all about discrete mathematics and multivariable
  calculus!
  <virt> that sounds like a sad theonion.com personal ad
  <virt> let me twiddle your integers, baby :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907181
text:
  * Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error
  messages (even the ones in shell windows) to Japanese.
  <kinzillah> Suzuran: can you read them though?
  <Suzuran> kinzillah: Hell no. ^_^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907237
text:
  <Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
  * Chamelion has left #Overclockers
  * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers
  * Chamelion has left #Overclockers
  * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers
  * Chamelion has left #Overclockers
  * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers
  <Chamelion> splurt
  <Chamelion> :P
  <Forraje> i hate you
  <PaulzY> did we have to witness that
  <Chamelion> sorry :(
  <PaulzY> go work on your stamina


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907278
text:
  (blackanese): when does a guy lose his virginity?
  (blackanese): when he ejaculates or when he fucks?
  (dufflebag): lol black just thought he lost his verginity cos
  he jerked off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907327
text:
  <dd> who wants to fight me?
  <i8b4uUnderground> not me
  <i8b4uUnderground> or not i, should i say
  <i8b4uUnderground> or i should say, i should say


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907379
text:
  <cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a
  reasonably cool .muttrc in everyone's home directory  that
  uses pine
  <cj_> i may be a nazi, but they'll thank me later


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907430
text:
  <^DSKY^[atWork]> could some like ultra-1337 person like hack
  the computer the universe runs on and change the program so
  that I have a girlfriend?
  <tef-cruise> dsky: i tried and it segfaulted.
  <tef-cruise> i accidentally deleted the country of bunitsland
  <tef-cruise> but i dont think anyone will notice


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907483
text:
  <Snio> pathetic !!!!
  <Snio> PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS = Lost dollars
  <DawaiDOOM> you tried them?
  <Snio> no ! of course !
  <Snio> lol
  <p0s> *LOG*
  *** Parts: Snio (~jne@Mix-Bordeaux-208-2-43.abo.wanadoo.fr)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907540
text:
  <Synoptica> having some major sound issues with gta
  <Synoptica> cant think of why either
  <bytraper> prolly because your gay
  <Synoptica> yeah that's right
  <Synoptica> gta has detected that i'm gay and adjusted it's
  performance accordingly


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907678
text:
  <Leonn> Apparently the military has been experimenting with
  lasers that are supposed to fire at the speed of light.
  <Glaive> No shit.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907732
text:
  <General> i love it when people bitch in a bar about smoking,
  though
  <General> it's like "hey pal, i don't want to get lung cancer
  while i'm over here getting liver disease"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908420
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907795
text:
  <by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
  <Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and
  your confession
  <by> Kk
  <by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
  <by> ?
  <by> Now what?
  <Seven7> Don't worry. It's done


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.907946
text:
  <onelove--> i was going to use the holidays to get some booty
  from my exgirlfriend
  <onelove--> but she's on this big christian kick
  <onelove--> complete with no sex before marriage
  <onelove--> so i guess there's no reason in talking to her
  anymore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908192
text:
  <joey`> what was that url again langdon
  <joey`> ircnews
  <sharkbyte> http://www.ircnews.com/lamers.html
  <joey`> langdon...tell people to stop answering questions for
  you
  <sharkbyte> langdon says no problem
  <joey`> good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908249
text:
  <Guest1087> shut up asshole
  <Pikanyah> If I'm an asshole, you're an asswipe. You're so
  low, you serve me.
  <Guest1087> shup up bitch, i'm the asshole
  <Guest1087> wait a sec....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908305
text:
  <[N]> if a chick just comes over gives u head and leaves
  <[N]> it just rules
  <[N]> for lazy ppl
  <[N]> u could even irc while getting the job done
  <WTM2K> would that be like road head?
  <[N]> hahah
  <WTM2K> irc head... geek version of road head


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908406
text:
  <FJ> you know what the coolest thing about IRC is?
  <ashendragon> what
  <FJ> you can talk with your mouth full and still be understood


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908476
text:
  <Irish_GothDragon> he just figured out spiders have no
  genitalia
  <Aryn> yes they do
  <Irish_GothDragon> no they dont
  <Aryn> yes they do
  <Irish_GothDragon> they have orafices for fluid transfer
  <Aryn> err, good to know
  <Irish_GothDragon> the female rubs her tail sac over the
  orafice to get the sperm.. no real sex occurs
  <GlassRain> wtf
  * GlassRain exits
  * Quits: GlassRain
  <Aryn> it sounds very dirty, that's how I know it's real sex
  <Irish_GothDragon> hey.. I'm a biology major
  <[PR]Swift|ZzZzZ> that mean your getting turned on?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908526
text:
  <SMW> god damn.. I realy dont photograph well
  <Peter> Actually, you photograph very well. Unfortunately,
  that's how you look in real life.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908576
text:
  <Pwnz0rz> What do you guys do after sex?
  <D3v1lm4n> i like to cuddle with her
  <Haxorz> i leave
  <Dragneel> i Bury her again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908626
text:
  <jimmie> while i was gone
  <jimmie> my tivo recored lots of movies with cher in them
  <jimmie> i'm not sure what to think


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908676
text:
  <Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over
  Liberache's online
  presence.
  <Encapsulate> I won't be having sex for a while.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908425
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908782
text:
  <susan> haloooooo
  <Phuser> susan
  <Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one
  *** susan is now known as Guest70397


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908876
text:
  <Yup> did we ever figure out what the opposite of asian was
  <Mardom> wouldnt black be opposite?
  <Mardom> because they have big penises and are dumb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908931
text:
  <sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?>
  <sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago....
  <jorn> no drinks yet
  <jorn> :(
  <jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.908980
text:
  <jamariquay> I never understood the need for people to kill
  for their religion. Then I remembered, "Wait. If Optimus Prime
  tells me to gack someone, that fucker's going down."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909026
text:
  [+Mr_Day]: Santa Claus, now he's real. At least, that's what
  they call the pervert around here, who masturbates on
  rooftops. He comes down chimneys.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909088
text:
  *  magicsmoke  returns with a mug of coffee that is still
  almost black after adding milk
  kiri : lol
  kiri : that's some heavey coffee then
  magicsmoke : i could say that the spoon is standing up in it..
  magicsmoke : but i can't see the spoon. i think it's dissolved
  Alpha1 : There is no spoon


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909157
text:
  <S1> i'm royally pissed off
  <S1> i was giving my grandmother a ride into town so she could
  pick up her car
  <S1> as i went through an intersection
  <S1> a car making a right turn decided she diddn't want to go
  into the right lane wich was clear
  <S1> nooooooooo she had to jump RIGHT in front of me
  <S1> I had my 70 year old grand mother in the car
  <S1> i almost rear ended the fuck out of an SUV
  <S1> it could have easily put my grandmother in the hospital
  <S1> bitch is lucky didn't rip her lungs out through her ass
  <A1> you were going to rip your grandmothers lungs out through
  her ass?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909202
text:
  <klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it
  over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there
  was a short and curly across the lense ;)    moral of the
  story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909253
text:
  <AnViL> gah... i still can't find a prom date...
  <AnViL> then again, it might help if i actually talked to the
  women
  <AnViL> instead of drooling and staring at them from afar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909298
text:
  <Raidonkid> My sister is fucking slow. She came home last
  night complaining about how her boyfriend lied to her and got
  her pregnant. He told her he was circumcized twice and she
  thought it meant he was sterile.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909356
text:
  <seph429> okay my uncles neighbor needed help with her
  computer (shes hot++) so i said yea i'd help
  <seph429> and i was installing windows xp on it and she was in
  the shower, so i went to watch tv
  <seph429> about 20 minutes later she walks in the livingroom
  completely naked
  <seph429> and is like OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!
  <Incubus1n> lol
  <seph429> and all that came out of my mouth was woot! :(
  <seph429> i live a sad life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909419
text:
  <twanks> i met this chick at the bar the other day
  <twanks> and she was all like "i wanna fuck your brains out"
  steamy woman...
  <twanks> so i was all "hell yeh"
  <twanks> so we come back to my place
  <twanks> and she jumps on my bed, strips down
  <twanks> then she opens her legs wide, begins strokin the ole
  axe wound
  <twanks> and shes moaning and stuff
  <twanks> and dude
  <twanks> i reckon i coulda had sex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909479
text:
  <crabcakedeathra> where were you earlier?
  <arkilla> work.
  <crabcakedeathra> where you work?
  <arkilla> GTE Visa. mail room clerk.
  <arkilla> had some trouble with this asshole sendin in coupons
  <arkilla> today he also sent in 33 motherfuggin' pennies
  <arkilla> my managr called to complain, after like an hour WE
  cut HIM a check for 33 cents
  <crabcakedeathra> that sounds damn familiar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909527
text:
  <[Piratez]> i had a computer security class; teacher talking
  about sept. 11 bombing.. he goes.. 'you know how much
  computers were lost in the bombing'....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909571
text:
  * Digital- (net@she.swallowed.and.said.mmm.cheezy.com) has
  joined #toronto
  <kade> i dont know if mine is cheezy but she had to chew it
  then swallow.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909613
text:
  [someone] my dad just called me. My mom just pred a baby! My
  brother is fucking 0sec now
  [someone] is away: to the hospital


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908430
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909666
text:
  <hypr> MY MOM WONT LET M,E WEAR HEADPHONES CAUSE SHE THINKS
  THEY WILL GIVE ME CANCER OR A BRAIN TUMOR
  <hypr> she like sneaks up behind me and takes them off and
  says she will break them if she sees em on me again
  <hypr> :(
  <[cut]> <schwtzngr> IT'S NOT A TUMOR!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908430
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909764
text:
  <HackerJoe^Away> hell, don't you guys ever read isonewz or
  nforce... how did you get in here?
  <TheBrax> I used packetne*s (just in case it's a bad word) and
  xdccspy
  *** mfer sets mode: +b *!*@DAABE17B37.addictz.net
  *** TheBrax was kicked by mfer (*xdccspy* - word not allowd in
  #Datavault - 5 mins Ban.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908431
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909829
text:
  <cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a
  bnetd server??
  <eldee> cheezwiz: yeah
  <cheezwiz> eldee
  <cheezwiz> really?
  <eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then
  they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy
  after that. you just hit connect
  <cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all
  <eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908431
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.909877
text:
  <drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26
  pin
  <Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908433
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910014
text:
  <Kaster> Here's a quesiton: if you could kill one person, and
  you were guaranteed you would not get caught, who would you
  kill and why?
  <Tomekeeper> I would kill Pauly Shore.  If anyone needs that
  explained they should be next on the list.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910107
text:
  <cinnabar> tv rots the mind, destroys the imagination,
  promotes obsesity, and encourages commercialism.
  <jazzstepa> its the american way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910199
text:
  -NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose
  another.
  -NickServ- You have -260 seconds to comply before I change
  your nick.
  -NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose
  another.
  -NickServ- You have -280 seconds to comply before I change
  your nick.
  -NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose
  another.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910249
text:
  * Kranium has quit IRC (I'mmm Sailing away.......Set an open
  course for the virgin sea..... Cause i've got to be freeee,
  free to face the life t)
  <Luigi30> Wait, I'm bored, I get to be the captain.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910339
text:
  The_Dv8or: damnit
  The_Dv8or: I was in my Jersey office today, waiting for a file
  to download
  The_Dv8or: theyre separate from my company domain... I was
  bored, and I know they dont monitor Web surfing, and I was on
  my personal laptop, so I started surfing porn
  The_Dv8or: then I just realized.... I had my corporate domain
  VPN connected the whole time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910385
text:
  <Evilmonkey> I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS MY MOM NOT MY DAD..
  <Evilmonkey> i wouldnt dream about my dad.. im not gay.. er..
  shit.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910446
text:
  <DarxusZzZ> it's like it's not reading the resolv.conf
  <kuruption> Darxus, you're running linux?
  <DarxusZzZ> on this machine? no, on the one I'm trying to
  fucking install gentoo on? yes
  <kuruption> i have a FAQ for you on how to resolve that
  problem.... www.freebsd.org
  <kuruption> hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908436
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910542
text:
  <Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if
  i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my
  money is fixing the car#@$#@


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908436
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910598
text:
  <thanatos> you know...the word emos sounds like some kind of a
  cereal
  <ka0tix> It does.
  <thanatos> eating emos for breakfast
  <Blaze> Emo-os
  <Blaze> A razor in every bite
  <ka0tix> "Emos. Now with free razor blades."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910693
text:
  <BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a
  less than perfect landing: "We ask  you to please remain
  seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
  <Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came
  on over the intercom -
  <Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we
  did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"
  <mike> :P
  <mike> i wanna be a pilot
  <mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button
  do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"
  <mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!"
  <Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees
  with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed
  before we arrive."
  <Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired!
  <Glaug-Eldare> =D
  <mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground!
  <Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while
  they're taking off?
  <mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910751
text:
  <clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a
  hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the
  information stored there
  <clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
  <Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
  <DarkFader> what did work?
  <clemmy> DF: I knew it would
  <Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
  <DarkFader> WHAT?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910807
text:
  <jrk> who the fuck would pretend to be a lawyer?
  <jrk> i want to pretend to be a porn star.
  <Ipsa> hey a lawyer fucks more people than a pornstar ever
  will :)
  <Ipsa> I fuck people all day
  <jrk> true.  but you're the ron jeremy of law.
  <jrk> not everyone has your prowess.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910881
text:
  <Skye-> Talking to my exgf at 3:31 AM  :P
  <fluffi> yeahhhh, thats what i do with my ex's at 3 in the
  morning, i "talk" to them ;)
  <fluffi> i havent had a good "talk" lately though
  <Skye-> I bet :P
  <Skye-> define talk fl00f! :P
  <kairi00> so that's what they call it these days... "talk" :p
  <Skye-> do you "talk" to yourself alot?
  <fluffi> i dont "talk" to myself
  <fluffi> i "mime" ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.910994
text:
  <GameSlt> I just got back from new york/canada
  <GinandPlatonic> rad, and how was new york/canada?
  <GameSlt> it was ok...went river rafting which was cooler than
  one would think
  <GameSlt> my mom fell out...was funny.
  <GinandPlatonic> oh heh...this river rafting, does it have
  multiplayer support?
  <GameSlt> up to 8 players I think
  <GameSlt> and a great frame rate
  <GinandPlatonic>: oh, hmm...
  <GinandPlatonic>: What about "camping whores"?
  <GameSlt>: they are called rocks...the bastards
  <GameSlt>: I "ownz" them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911086
text:
  (Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running
  a celeron and tries to commit suicide


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911181
text:
  <daenonok> they should make a programming language for pron in
  shareware progs
  <daenonok> so when your work, or family runs an xxx scan prog
  on your bitch, you come up clean
  <FURI0U5> ur work or girlfriend ran a pr0n chexxor on yo comp?
  <daenonok> no, but last night i had a bad dream =[


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911231
text:
  <alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware"
  <alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the
  funniest moment of the
  year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on
  October 7
  <alseen> um, two different studies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911277
text:
  <IZZY4EL> Whats gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts,
  inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
  <IZZY4EL> a seat-belt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911333
text:
  <Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO
  <timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive...
  <sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana`
  <Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on!
  <timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip
  <mike> you guys make me feel good about myself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911387
text:
  <pete_> Dude, if I ever become an emt
  <pete_> I'm so driving the ambulance to a funeral home,
  <pete_> Walk in and just be like, "Hey, sorry if I'm late..."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911443
text:
  <sai sce> what's up?
  <marc> nm, just plotting to kill my psych teacher
  <sai sce> he'd probably be like "THE GUN SHOWS THAT YOU FEAR
  INTIMACY!!!"
  <sai sce> while you were shooting him.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911497
text:
  < HomeBrewR> man, i wish today was friday
  <@LucyFerr> it is
  < HomeBrewR> cool! do i get 2 more wishes?
  <@LucyFerr> only if you rub the lamp
  < HomeBrewR> already did that today


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911549
text:
  <tsingtao> I met this girl at work that I'd enjoy having sex
  with
  <tsingtao> any advice on how i can bring myself closer to
  doing so?
  <TheBaskinator> Just pull down your pants and chase her
  around.  She's bound to fall down sometime.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911596
text:
  [ Melo-D ] If ur a girl you get to be a bitch once a month
  [ @Che ] Just once?
  [ @Alison119 ] hmm like we really want that :P
  [ @Che ] I think almost all the girls I've met are bitchy all
  the time =p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911645
text:
  <skacore> you shut your face you nigger loving pile of
  intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them,
  then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then
  unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal
  discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your
  liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid
  diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of asshole mud butter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911695
text:
  <oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
  <huzyrdadi> in all five films?
  <@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911743
text:
  <Tak777> my intel FAILED TO INFORM ME THAT THIS PLACE IS
  CRAWLING WITH SNIPERS
  <Tak777> fucking shitty intel
  <Ragnaar> Yeah... go with AMD.  ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911804
text:
  <AH6969> that's univ. irvine
  <AH6969> that college is like 60% azn
  <SKID> I bet the parking lot is like a used Honda lot
  <AH6969> there's a few expensive bmws and benzs in there
  <SKID> yeah....those are the japanese kids
  <SKID> and all the piece of shit cars with like dents and shit
  are the teachers cars


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911853
text:
  (@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now
  (@Grantfly): i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell
  like my balls
  (@Grantfly): they might not like that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911906
text:
  <glix> oh shit... i farted and a little more than air came
  out.....
  <glix> fuck
  <glix> anyone who has tips on how to leave the chair without
  making a mess, msg me ASAP
  <cainBoy> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.911956
text:
  <Vrooom> while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to
  me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No."
  He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically,
  and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908444
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912004
text:
  <Rogue> You can have quit messages?
  <Rogue> I always try and rejoin real fast to read it but i
  always miss it
  <Rogue> Im getting closer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908444
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912053
text:
  <aCidbOy> can anyone help me out?   I've been locked up for 6
  months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long
  story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into
  the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old
  ones are dead... thanx


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908444
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912095
text:
  Seven11Slurpes: word of advice
  Seven11Slurpes: if you take a shit and theres no toilet paper
  left
  Seven11Slurpes: duct tape is NOT a substitute
  PrinceCharming4a: o.0 whered that come from
  Seven11Slurpes: well, its started off like this
  Seven11Slurpes: i was taking a shit
  Seven11Slurpes: and found out i didnt have any tiolet paper
  left
  Seven11Slurpes: so i looked around a saw a roll of duct tape
  next to the sink
  Seven11Slurpes: and figured. eh. why not, what harm can i do
  Seven11Slurpes: and boy was i WRONG!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912140
text:
  (cubeman) there is a big fat bug in Joust 2
  (cubeman) I just found it
  (cubeman) you can make the pterry kill itself in the lava
  (cubeman) you kill a few then...
  (cubeman) you have a screen where you don't advance
  (BenJos) So what if you have the bug kill itself in the lava?
  I mean what does the big fat bug in Joust 2 have to do with
  it?
  (cubeman) ummmm
  (cubeman) I believe you are trying to obfuscate my senses


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912236
text:
  Curseoftantalus: How the HELL are ya doin?
  PrimalDeicide: GOOD
  Curseoftantalus: GREAT!  That's GREAT to hear!
  PrimalDeicide: AWESOME
  Curseoftantalus: WONDERFUL!
  Curseoftantalus: INCREDIBLE!
  PrimalDeicide: INCREDULISTIC FABULOSIS!
  Curseoftantalus: That's not funny man, my great grandmother
  died of that.
  PrimalDeicide: She must have looked very good for the funeral.
  Curseoftantalus: Fabulously incredible.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912289
text:
  <Teratogen> 1) cubic zirconium ring, 2) marriage will take
  place at the Justice of the Peace (janitor can be witness)
  <Teratogen> 3) reception at McDonald's, 4) honeymoon at my
  apartment
  <Teratogen> if she doesn't like that, screw her.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912341
text:
  <Billo3121> i need to douche my asscrack in the shower
  <Billo3121> later dudes
  * Billo3121 is now known as Billo|douching
  <@trollusk> ... that's it. i'm done with irc.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912392
text:
  <Moot> masturbatin time
  <Moot> I'm livin dangerously
  <Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912440
text:
  <cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk
  off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up
  from using their keyboards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912507
text:
  <Maxamillion> Im taking this computer class, and it's filled
  with people like me
  <Maxamillion> hardcore gamers
  <Maxamillion> and the teacher asked us to name a type of
  weapon
  <Maxamillion> so my friend said "BFG 9000"
  <Maxamillion> and everyone got the joke
  <Maxamillion> even the teacher
  <Yemen> omg... nerds
  <Maxamillion> i love that class
  <Yemen> :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912559
text:
  <bse> Instinct is a kickass movie
  <wataru> Basic?
  <bse> wataru: no.. pervert
  <wataru> Pervert Instinct?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912610
text:
  <Justice-P-> africa totally ruins that picture; the stripes
  make it stand out too much
  <Icehawk|work> j: that's south america and north america
  <Justice-P-> whatever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912695
text:
  (robb): my father passed away suddenly on thursday, and insted
  of spending time with him durring his final days i was too
  busy flooding your gay ass channel cuz you faggots decided to
  ban me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912750
text:
  <Assid> ack
  <Assid> something not right here
  <Assid>  1:58am  up 1 day, 19:16,  2 users,  load average:
  149.20, 123.73, 57.51


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912804
text:
  <myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court
  Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of
  Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities
  said.
  <matts> hahah
  <[prefix]> haha
  <matts> What a doofus
  <skycriesx> whered u read that
  <myzery> the onion


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912873
text:
  <SK> Gift certificate ^_^
  <TehEnemy> heh, yeah.. did that to my sis SK LOL
  <TehEnemy> handed her a Target gift card.. said "Have fun"
  <SK> Was it like, a $10 one? lol
  <TehEnemy> She asked "how much" I said, You'll find out when
  you check out now won't ya
  <TehEnemy> I think that short circuited her
  <TehEnemy> Cashier: That'll be 149.99, Sis: Here's my card,
  Cashier: That'll be 159.99


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912926
text:
  <UPC747> do you need bitches Max?
  <Max> I have man bitches
  <Max> er
  <Max> MANY
  <Max> man, what a fucking typo
  <UPC747> ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.912977
text:
  <ExDthGONE> What I really want to see is stuff like "Heart
  Surgery For Dummies" and "What's With All Those Silly Dials
  Anyway?: A Cliff Notes Piloting Crash Course"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913029
text:
  <Mentar> why did hitler kill himself?
  <JoltX> because he was deranged
  <JoltX> and he didnt want to give the jews the satisfaction
  <Mentar> wrong
  <Mentar> he saw the gas bill


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913082
text:
  <kasierlord55> hi guyz how r u all doin???
  <Blarrrg> Dear kasiserlord55,
  <Blarrrg> Please stop raping me.
  <Blarrrg> Love,
  <Blarrrg> The English Language.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913144
text:
  <EvilGenius> HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!
  <nykoelle> HAPPY NEW YEAR
  <solace> 2004!!
  <nykoelle> YAYA
  <nykoelle> !!!
  <nykoelle> </2003>
  <solace> HAPPY NEW YEARRRR
  <EvilGenius> rofl meg


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913195
text:
  Knight Takeru: what happened to your old greeting?
  TheDauntlessStar: i dunno
  TheDauntlessStar: it was there, then it just sorta faded
  away...
  TheDauntlessStar: like George Lucas's directing abilities
  Knight Takeru: Yup...
  Knight Takeru: or Bush's leadership..
  Knight Takeru: wait
  Knight Takeru: that was never there
  Knight Takeru: my bad...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913284
text:
  <MWGemini> theres a chemical release in ur body after sex that
  induces sleep
  <fAEt> its the bodys natural defense, to keep from talkin to
  the girl ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908451
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913334
text:
  <Perryman> my vacuum blows
  <DooMStalK> Perryman: You know, a lot of people have ended up
  in the hospital with embarrassing injuries because they
  thought their vacuum "blows"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908451
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913489
text:
  <blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth
  against someone's vagina and fill them up with your
  regurgitated lunch
  <blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out
  into your mouth
  <AlmtyBob> that's not gross
  <AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
  <AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913541
text:
  <genjzzzzzz> i was dsl-less for like 7 hours
  <genjzzzzzz> and then some fat tech support dude at
  earthlink.net fixed it
  <genjzzzzzz> "oops sorry i have fat fingers and hit two keys"
  <genjzzzzzz> he said that, seriously :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913640
text:
  <phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs
  <phatmike> why is that?
  <Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein.
  <Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908453
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913691
text:
  <WilBeDed> Anyone Alive?
  <WooShell> no. i am sorry. everyone's dead at the moment.
  please leave a requiem after the tone.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908453
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913746
text:
  <Mephistol> irn and I have a proposal for you
  <Invizigo> really?
  <Mephistol> yes
  <Invizigo> tell me
  <Mephistol> its along the lines of 'wnt 2 cibur'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908453
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913796
text:
  <chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out
  of business
  <chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving
  to it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908453
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913840
text:
  [Daishi] my bro wants me to get offline so he can call mom
  again!
  [Daishi] excuse me as i go beat him into a coma
  [Daishi] fucken brb!
  »» quits Daishi (daishi@216.194.20.216) (Read error:
  Connection reset by peer)
  [Cae] I guess his bro won


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908454
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913891
text:
  <pies> stop teh flaming !
  <grandja> hahah! I hear you man!
  <pcverden> Grandja I told u not to listen to those voices in
  your head. THEY ARE NOT THERE!!!!!
  <cantona> No point saying that! He just thinks you are another
  one!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908454
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913939
text:
  <Olpainless|ChoresNCrap> D3ad - once when jehovahs came here,
  i told em we were from church of satan
  <D3adlode> and what happened?
  <Olpainless> They just went. Quickly


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908454
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.913985
text:
  <Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard
  <Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908455
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914029
text:
  ashp: OMG MATT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MATRIX
  ashp: AFTER THE BIG SHOWDOWN WITH SMITH
  ashp: RUFUS DROPS OUTTA THE SKY AND SAYS "MOST EXCELLENT DUDE"
  ashp: and it was all just an excellent adventure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908455
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914079
text:
  <CptPlanet> ever get the urge to have someone videotape you
  masturbating in public so you can watch it later and laugh? or
  masturbate again.
  <slick> i have a tripod


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908455
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914166
text:
  [+LoGo] fuck powerpoint
  [+LoGo] fuck the wright brothers
  [@mick_jager] you dont present for awhile..
  [@Elim] if it was possible i would fuck powerpoint


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908456
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914262
text:
  <Faust> lol
  <Faust> when sarah pailn wishes me happy new year it feels
  like a hate crime
  <lumpy_> you arent a jew
  <Faust> the fuck im not
  <lumpy_> ive never seen you at the meetings


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914362
text:
  [ Parroflex ] I have a badass hangover.
  [ @Ashley ] Don't drink so much next time.
  [ Parroflex ] Thank you for that, Ashley.
  [ Parroflex ] Ow.
  [ @Ashley ] You're very much welcomed.
  [ @David ] Have a few shots to numb the pain
  [ Parroflex ] Thank you for that entirely unhelpful advice,
  David.
  [ @David ] You won't feel any pain with no head.
  [ Parroflex ] Owowow. There is a medieval re-enactment going
  on inside my head.
  [ Parroflex ] Fat geeks with cardboard armour are arguing
  about what type of swords they'd have had back then.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908458
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914408
text:
  <svarog>You know, the only good thing about Vista
  <svarog>Is that even the viruses have compatibility issues.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908458
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914459
text:
  <Loco-san> I'm gonna make a game called With Myself, so kids
  will say "I'm gonna go play With Myself" and freak their
  parents/friends out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914516
text:
  <Misteroo>  I'M PART ITALIAN. MAMA MIA, I GUNA YOU DOWN
  <Misteroo>  YES I WILL! THEN I WILL DRAW A STILL LIFE OF THE
  SPAGHETTI WHICH I EAT VERY OFTEN
  <winterwinstar> draw a bunch of pirahnna plants and green
  pipes
  <Misteroo>  WINTER THAT IS OFFENSIVE I LIVED IN THE MUSHROOM
  KINGDOM THERE WEREN'T THAT MANY PIPES :{


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914568
text:
  <naner> has anybody made whoopie?
  <naner> :|
  <naner> does typing alot make your fingers stronger?
  <naner> cause i really want to be good at atleast one thing in
  bed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914654
text:
  <enderin> anybody knows what to do with freeCell other then
  watch the king's head move?
  <kailus> enderin: move the cards around and hope for victory?
  <enderin> what cards?
  <shoonra> try starting a new game
  <enderin> 1 sec
  <kailus> Press F2
  <DarkGildon> lol
  <enderin> wow! full of cards!
  * DarkGildon knows how play o.o
  <uhuf> This didn't just happen...
  <uhuf> Let me guess, he has no idea what the numbers in
  minesweeper are used for either, right?
  <enderin> okey, too complicated..
  <enderin> so, what do you do with the numbers at minesweeper?
  <lphnt> XD
  <ifireball> XD indeed
  <lphnt> wow, and we didn't even get to hearts
  <DarkGildon> Press F1
  <enderin> where?
  <lphnt> on the keyboard!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914703
text:
  <pussyfart> jesus h. christ..
  <mycheese> wtf does the h stand for
  <pussyfart> ...
  <pussyfart> henry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908460
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914753
text:
  <mxman> i think some people have non sensitive cocks
  <spazzer> shit
  <spazzer> you know its bad when your hand goes numb while
  you're pouding it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908460
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914797
text:
  <@ElectroWaffle> i wanna see her stick a turkey leg in her
  vagina then pull it out with out any meat on the bone.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914938
text:
  <@Godfather_> ?? french army
  <AnswerBook> french army: undefined term
  <@Godfather_> lol
  <@Godfather_> exactly!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.914984
text:
  * Potatocake wonders why the fuck he is listening to DDR songs
  <cbf> double data rate is a band now?
  <Potatocake> Dance Dance Revolution :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915036
text:
  <Hinkey> shrooms dont give flashbacks
  <Hinkey> acid does
  <Threeboy> you now what has the worst flashbacks?
  <Threeboy> mother fucking 'NAM man.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908462
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915088
text:
  <Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our
  policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're
  always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
  <RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908462
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915133
text:
  DragonSiege: you people have acronyms for everything
  siwelwerd: i can't think of anything that E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
  stands for


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915283
text:
  <tito> my boss has the lisp thing going on
  <tito> but nobody is sure if he's gay or not :|
  <hardlined> lithps are cool.
  <hardlined> they thound thuper.
  <DaggerIRC> grab his ass, ull figure it out by his facial
  reaction
  <DaggerIRC> or erectile..
  <hardlined> Mental note, learn from Dagger's mistakes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915406
text:
  <Mr. Fawf> I don't know anymore!
  <Jake> bummer
  <Sky> that's what happened to frosty
  <Mr. Fawf> He died
  <Mr. Fawf> and then Santa brought him back to life.
  <Mr. Fawf> Just like our lord Jesus.
  <Jake> ....
  <Jake> are you saying jesus is santa?
  <Sky> no no
  <Sky> he's saying santa saved jesus
  <Sky> and therefore.....
  <Mr. Fawf> Santa is God!
  <Jake> Oh, alrighty
  <Jake> I can accept that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908464
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915463
text:
  <link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak
  and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx
  galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there
  came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning,
  mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered,
  " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
  <hokage> *cries*, scary....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908464
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915519
text:
  <Gayo> I went with purple even though two characters wear
  purple and the first city is made entirely of purple
  buildings.
  <Gayo> Which means that so far the only green is in the little
  "occupied" lights above the bedroom doors.
  <Sharkey> ... that sounds really familiar for some reason.
  Probably reminding me of some retarded childrens program.
  <Sharkey> Something where all the people are purple and live
  in purple houses and have purple lawns, until mysterious green
  men come from the moon and everybody learns the wonders of
  ethnic diversity.
  <Sharkey> Well slap ma fro! Where da purple woman at? Where da
  purple woman at? "Kill the greenie!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908464
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915572
text:
  <Llarack>  You are what you eat ^_^
  <Iskandor>  I AM NOT A PUSSY
  <Iskandor>  >_>
  <Kletian>  yeah, you're a dick.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915722
text:
  (+|STE|) Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency
  Room doctor.
  (+|STE|) The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car
  accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is
  she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need
  help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her
  life."
  (+|STE|) Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
  (+|STE|) The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915785
text:
  * SykoFreud (~anders@oc12-1-oslo.nsn.no) has joined #rap
  <SykoFreud> so uhm ... I am a producer from norway, and i am
  looking for good rappers.
  <Kris81> word
  <Kris81> shizzle mah nizzle let me drop this line for you foo
  <pauze> hahaha
  <Kris81> i make dem raps so good your pants be filled with goo
  <pauze> bla bla bla bla
  <pauze> ha ha ha ha
  <pauze> im the best rapper out there
  <pauze> LOL
  <SykoFreud> I see.
  * SykoFreud (~anders@oc12-1-oslo.nsn.no) has left #rap


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915835
text:
  <+Iceman> God I'm tired...I actually wrote "teh soldiers pwn
  Hitler" on a notecard for a research report...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.915947
text:
  <seven> hooked up with some chick at a party james invited me
  to last weekend. she comes back to my place, we're fucking
  around, she gives me a handjob, my vesuvious errupts, I'm
  content and am ready to go to sleep. then like, 2-3 minutes
  after said erruption, she's back down there again, and I'm
  thinking "what the fuck, as if, the guy needs some time to
  recover", much to my surprise, she got it all back and working
  again, and lo and behold, a second eruption
  <seven> so I said straight away "whoa, you're like, really
  good at that."
  <seven> "do you have a little brother or something?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916044
text:
  <PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy
  <PowrSlave> and everytime i tried to fish it out with my
  tongue it went further up.  and she said it burned her hahaa


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916144
text:
  Terron: I told him I was sick
  Terron: He was all like.. bullshit you're not sick
  reddkin26: So how'd you get off of work yesterday then?
  Terron: I said, "I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough
  for you mother fucker?"
  Terron: I got my final paycheck yesterday


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916192
text:
  <ZahanTheThief[B-A]> god damnit this porn i dled has a dude in
  it
  <Yeti[B-A]> porns normally do
  <ZahanTheThief[B-A]> the only dick i wana see while i watch
  porn is mine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916254
text:
  <Chubbzilla> omg
  <Chubbzilla> MSN just offered me txt porn
  <HKR|VC> !
  <Chubbzilla> what the fuck is the world coming too
  <Ruu> MSN isn't nearly as bad as ICQ
  <Chubbzilla> no, but this is liek
  <Chubbzilla> first one ever
  <Chubbzilla> bcos i got the new msn messenger liek, an hour
  ago
  <Chubbzilla> it has great new features, liek txt porn
  * HKR|VC downloads


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916298
text:
  Ryan : political correctness has gone too far! in the card
  store i went to, the category for christmas  was labelled
  "Wednesday, December 25"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916342
text:
  LordKasreyn:  Don't think of them as obituaries; think of them
  as love classifieds for necrophiliac morticians!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916435
text:
  <Silmor> Hello Kitty is so tainted... imagine someone giving
  your six year old daughter a hello kitty purse and you lashing
  out at them "For fucks sake man, she's only 6!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916533
text:
  <[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on
  accident and i was like
  <[ryan]> in a cold sweat
  <[ryan]> trying to get that mother down


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916583
text:
  <Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore.
  <Necron> :(
  *** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill)
  <Conskill> Op war won.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916629
text:
  <radish> id root you, but im busy trying to work out why it is
  that whenever i
  get paid a series of bills arrive for just about the same
  amount of money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908471
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916754
text:
  <RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US
  set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour.
  <RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into
  the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908471
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916811
text:
  <JinBOT2000> beware
  <JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
  <JinBOT2000> <")3
  <JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN
  <JinBOT2000> IN ASCII
  <JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916903
text:
  <rottle> i am going to write a program that clears the window
  clipboard about 15 seconds after you set it. because pasting
  large chunks of incriminating text into irc sucks.... not only
  are you laughed at but also kick/banned


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.916968
text:
  * McFarlan Quit (Quit: Want to know the concept behind holy
  wars? 'Do you believe in god?' "No" 'OK' ::BLAM:: 'Do you
  believe in god?' "Yes" 'Do you believe in my god?' "No" ::
  BLAM BLAM BLAM :: 'My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick!
  ')


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917020
text:
  <madvirii> you gotta wake up with a certain "attitude" to face
  the day and lick some asshole
  <CoMBo> yeah or grow up eating some really shitty cooking to
  acquire a taste for anus
  <madvirii> yes anus would be an acquired taste
  <madvirii> not something you instinctively put to your mouth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917073
text:
  <Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in
  DC and it isnt good news for CS players
  <Whisper> want to hear it?
  <CJ> Sure
  <Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908473
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917176
text:
  <Horus-23m> Hello. I am a 23 year old male, with a biology
  degree. I'm currently involved in the construction industry
  and will be getting involved in supervision, as well as
  running jobs which will earn me a lot of money. I'm athletic,
  strong, intelligent, and fairly good looking. Why do you care?
  Well most of you won't and will just mock this, but one of you
  might, and that one, can message me..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908473
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917232
text:
  <[-FcG-]Digger> LOLOLOL, Some lady just called my cell and was
  like "Hi I'd like to place an order"  So I took it!  She's
  gonna be pissed when the pizza doesn't arrive.
  <[-FcG-]Digger> LMAO CLASSIC
  <[-FcG-]Digger> Oh man, I RULE!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917289
text:
  <thefwf> I just realised soemthing while watching spongebob
  with my mates
  <thefwf> They were like "wtf, how come the food stays on the
  plate underwater"
  <thefwf> and I was like
  <thefwf> "WHY IS THERE A TALKING SPONGE LIVING IN A FUCKING
  PINEAPPLE"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917333
text:
  <LT1-Twitch> Wait wait, one minute, I wanna see this. You can
  hold on to me and rape me all you want just let me see this!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917399
text:
  <@[LH]PeterDoug> i am answering peoples questions on private
  messages if anyone is interested
  <@megat> ... peter you just said that to 2000 people.
  <@megat> good luck.
  <@[LH]PeterDoug> hang on there is too many of you
  * @megat giggles
  <@[LH]Sam|WORK> Peter will be here for the next 6 weeks :D
  <@[LH]NeilOfDoom> there are 2600 of you
  * +meeb headbutts the nearest wall
  <[DWC]-Web^Douch> :)
  <@[LH]ChrisB> Peter's poor computer has 2000 PM's and 5
  laughing developers...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917454
text:
  <Zwitta|d4_P41N> I should be voiced in here
  <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> you can be if you give me money
  *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zwitta|d4_P41N
  <Zwitta|d4_P41N> Thx for voice ChanServ
  <Zwitta|d4_P41N> aha
  <Zwitta|d4_P41N> ...there we go
  <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> damn chanserv ruining my retirement
  plans


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917563
text:
  <Nukleon> the greek "hell" was cold
  <Nukleon> like the norse
  <@amz> the christian hell is also pretty cold, compared to its
  heaven
  <Nukleon> uh
  <Nukleon> wut?
  <Nukleon> heaven is bliss
  <@amz> it has liquid sulfur in it, so it can't be over 400
  celsius... on the other hand, the bible describes the sun in
  heaven shining like 7 suns, each 7 times as bright
  <@amz> which gives an estimate of 2000-3000 celsius


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917623
text:
  <Khamosis> I'm such a fucking retard sometimes...
  <Khamosis> I took a shit, went to wipe, but for some reason I
  grabbed the deodorant and smeared it all over my ass :
  <Khamosis> uggg
  <Khamosis> now I need new deodorant :(
  <Khamosis> sometimes I'm so fucking out of it
  <Khamosis> well... I guess its good that my ass smells fresh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917670
text:
  <blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash
  of light.. after that, i can't remember anything.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908476
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917715
text:
  <Z> Long ago there were 2 kinds of cave men. The ones who
  hunted and slept with the women, producing strong children.
  The others hid alone in their part of the forest and made love
  to crude holes they carved in trees.. The hunters evolved into
  normal functioning adults of modern civilization. The others
  became linux users.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908476
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917756
text:
  knickslover3333: yea reading this was the biggest waste of
  time in my entire life, this overachieving sack of shit makes
  me want to vomit blood all over his face


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917815
text:
  <Twiztid> My gf called me gay
  <Twiztid> I came back with
  <Twiztid> "If I'm gay then why do I think of you when I jerk
  it?"
  <Twiztid> There was an akward silence...
  <Linguica> whats wrong with that
  <Twiztid> nothing
  <Twiztid> except I was talking to my grandfather


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917862
text:
  <NoRemorse> its a film about a killer who kills all the kids
  at the local high school who are vrgins
  <CRC> US based I guess?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.917919
text:
  <Spast> I'm going to be the next Hitler
  <Spast> I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
  <AssA> good, i hate clowns.
  <Spast> ...
  <Spast> goddamnit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918136
text:
  <raven> Any cat people here? I've got a problem with Nicky...
  <Leth> I've been known to be handy with a wok
  <Lore> Why, I'm a cat person.
  <raven> I took Morgan to the vet yesterday - he was gone for a
  total of 45 minutes, got two vaccs and a blood draw.
  <raven> Brought him home and Nicky went BALLISTIC.
  <raven> Spent the rest of the night yowling and hissing and
  attacking MOrgan.
  <CrazyClimber> nicky smells the hospital smells on morgan
  <Lore> Yeah, I've seen that happen.
  <raven> Is there anything I can do to get the hospital stink
  off him, then? Pack his carrier in coffe grounds or something?
  <tieboy> how about a bath
  <CrazyClimber> just give it a day or so
  <Lore> We tried catnip and butter, and neither worked.
  <agent_orange> butter?
  <agent_orange> you buttered your cat?
  <Lore> Yes.
  <raven> it's the best way to butter the house.
  <raven> Cats are effective butter delivery units.
  <Lore> We read somewhere to put butter on a cat's forehead.
  <agent_orange> did the emolient facilitate insertion?
  <Lore> And the other cat licks it off, and likes the first
  cat, because it tastes like butter.
  <Lore> As I said, it didn't work.
  <agent_orange> you read sopmewhere to put butter on the cats
  foreWHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
  <tieboy> rub the two cats together vigorously until they smell
  like each other
  <agent_orange> piss on them both at the same time
  <tieboy> KITTY TASTES LIKE BUTTER
  <raven> It's more fun to put tape on their feet.
  <agent_orange> why not do both
  <agent_orange> and then get out the handycam
  <Lore> I believe what I was thinking was "Maybe it will work.
  And even if it doesn't, I get to butter the cat's forehead."
  <agent_orange> AFHV would *love* some footage of sticky-pawed,
  freshly buttered cats trying in vain to avoid a stream of
  steaming miller lite
  <Samwise> You know what helps with feuding cats, Lore? Sending
  me lots of cash.
  <agent_orange> now, see, I read somewhere --
  <agent_orange> I think it was leviticus
  <agent_orange> -- that what you should do is frost them
  <agent_orange> betty crocker, right out of the can
  <raven> Chocolate or buttercream?
  <Leth> rave: go chocolate, buttercreme isn't pareve
  <CrazyClimber> you're frosting meat?
  <agent_orange> and then there'a always Cat Wellington
  <agent_orange> "What are you doing in the kitchen, dear?"
  "Just buttering the cat, pumpkin!"
  <agent_orange> "Why don't you baste the chicken while you're
  at it, too, dear?" "Baste the ... *light bulb* ...Sure! Sure,
  I'll 'baste the chicken'!"
  <CrazyClimber> a google images search for "buttered cat"
  returns a picture of isaac hayes
  <agent_orange> chocolate salty cat balls


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918239
text:
  <timmo> i fucking hate
  <timmo> when i answer the phone
  <timmo> and it gos like this
  <timmo> me: hello?
  <timmo> person: hello?
  <timmo> me: ... <click>
  <timmo> well i hate everything besides the last line


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918301
text:
  <Tozz> WHAHAHAH
  <Tozz> <Tre`> I have no girl
  <Tozz> <Tre`> to give me sex
  <Tozz> <Tre`> all I have
  <Tozz> <Tre`> is binary and hex
  *** Tozz is now known as Tozz|Coden
  <iceblox> what does he want to tell us :>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918351
text:
  <damnyoure> where did you find that link
  <Spoof> google
  <damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass
  posted :/
  <Spoof> cause he is .edu :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918412
text:
  <novaflare> why not use windows me
  <Maralia> nova
  <novaflare> then you could truely have the worlds worst ms os
  hehehe
  <Maralia> I was about to say
  <Maralia> me < all
  <novaflare> windows me owns
  <novaflare> till your first crash
  <novaflare> then its nothing but crashes
  <Phirefly> me = gay
  <Maralia> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918459
text:
  * Warlocke sings, "What a girl wants, what a girl needs, is a
  box of Kotex month-lee-ee when she blee-eeds."
  <Katrina> OMFG


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908480
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918514
text:
  <SYch0> ok
  <SYch0> a word of warning:
  <SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on
  <SYch0> :(
  <SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your dick
  <blazemore> what the fuck, sych0
  <SYch0> :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908480
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918570
text:
  <Gorsha> im starting to get pissed with photobucket
  <Gorshal> i drew a simple picture and posted it in photobucket
  and it still shrank the picture to be tiny
  <Gorshal> i cant figure out wtf the problem is
  <PG> try uploading a pic of your penis
  <PG> it's the one thing small enough photobucket won't shrink


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908480
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918611
text:
  [PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im
  realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the
  2600 network?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918672
text:
  <BoZo> Hmmm, this is scary, I was writing something today
  (with pen and paper!) and then I made an error and for like 5
  seconds I wanted to undo :/       <BoZo> With a Ctrl+Z
  <kdub> haha
  <FyreDaug> BoZo you geek
  <kdub> i was drawing something on a piece of paper in class
  <kdub> and a computer was right in front of me too
  <kdub> when i messed up drawing
  <BoZo> It felt weird :p
  <kdub> i reached up and hit ctrl-z
  <BoZo> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918738
text:
  <+Rafe> you wanna' know how geeky my school is
  <+Rafe> rather geeky, but not quite geeky enough
  <+Rafe> we rate our girls in binary
  <+Rafe> one bit though.
  <+Byan> Rafe: O_o
  <+Choco_Reisen> how many are actually 0? :o
  <+Rafe> most of them
  <@beyonder> 0 = i'd hit it, 1 = i'd hit it hard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918795
text:
  * Topic is '#studio64: Sex. Angst. Hate. Idiocy.
  Socio-theological Debate. || <Sigma> topic change please ||
  <Sigma> I'm a big homo.  <Sigma> Please stick something large
  and meaty in my poophole. || <Sigma> Thanks'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908483
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.918970
text:
  <Diablo-D3> we have seenserv now?
  <RichiH> Diablo-D3: ask for BrainServ
  <RichiH> perhaps you can pre-order


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908484
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919016
text:
  <Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude
  <@NitroX> no way, not nuke
  <*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908484
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919093
text:
  <sick-rdi> haha..i had sex in the car the other day
  <BlAkEaGe> haha..i had sex on a pooltable yesterday
  <sick-rdi> liar
  <BlAkEaGe> Truths.
  <sick-rdi> there is no girl, there is no pooltable
  <BlAkEaGe> Just because you haven't seen a vagina doesn't mean
  it doesn't exist.
  <sick-rdi> ive seen a vagina
  <BlAkEaGe> Yeah.. porn.
  <sick-rdi> ive actually licked and sucked on one
  <BlAkEaGe> Don't lick your screen, it'll fuck it up.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908484
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919146
text:
  * Giga is now known as Giga|AFK
  <Giga|AFK> I think zucchini gives me gas.
  <xhg> Giga|AFK maybe you shouldn't eat
  <Giga|AFK> But I love farting and pissing my sister off.  It
  gets her off the computer.
  <Giga|AFK> Did I mention zucchini was my favorite food?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908484
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919211
text:
  <Narcogen> "I rented that guy's ass for an hour last night."
  <Dom> ...
  * Dom takes that out of context
  <Narcogen> You can't take it out of context
  <Dom> watch me.
  <Narcogen> it's a flat-out reference to gay sex
  <Dom> ...you son of a bitch.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908485
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919258
text:
  <Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new
  breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!!
  <Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908485
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919310
text:
  <mystican> my sister gave me some socks and they say on them
  "too much wiggling of your joystick makes your eyes go funny"
  <endura> myst u should use those socks as wank socks
  <endura> then when they are orange make ur sister wash them
  <DooMWiz> orange??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908485
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919370
text:
  <@michael`_> and i found out that some sophomore at my school
  ran a stop sign and some dude going the speed limit slammed
  into her car
  <@michael`_> killing her two friends
  <@michael`_> she was drunk as hell, apparently
  <@michael`_> and she just got acquitted of vehicular
  manslaughter today
  <@michael`_> shes on facebook too
  <@michael`_> Sarah Pennell wrote
  <@michael`_> at 10:49pm March 2nd, 2006
  <@michael`_> You.....Me....Large amounts of alcohol = this
  weekend!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919420
text:
  <luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS
  <luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL
  <luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE
  <luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919473
text:
  <chesed> I couldn't find the food you like
  <chesed> I couldn't find a card
  <chesed> So I hope these flowers say it best:
  <chesed> Dear Lord you make me hard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919522
text:
  <the_drunk_farmer> uh oh...was i gone too long?  there is a +
  by my name  am i going to be kicked soon?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919612
text:
  <Movis> the evil Napster kiddies made Lars Ullrich so poor he
  had to sell his snare drum & replace it with a tin can


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919664
text:
  <BongOP> if there's anything more bizarre than fucking a blow
  up doll, it's having 'group sex' with a bunch of blow up
  dolls.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919744
text:
  <MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard
  <MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the
  electrical pulse go through the wires
  <IntoMyShadows> Now that's something.
  <MiLordDemise> Aye...
  <MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster
  <MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the
  same time
  <IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys
  <MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage
  <MiLordDemise> wow
  <MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard
  now
  <MiLordDemise> hehe
  <IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part
  of you
  <MiLordDemise> I just might
  <IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard.
  <IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too
  <MiLordDemise> You suggested it
  <MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards
  <MiLordDemise> go us!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919856
text:
  <assman2> i hate getting cum on my hand
  <assman2> its fucking annoying
  <assman2> have to find something to wipe if off on
  <mabbz> assman shoots it all over his chest and belly and then
  smears it around so he can pretend he's a glazed donut
  <assman2> mabbz
  <assman2> i cant shoot that far
  <mabbz> oh so when you cum it just oozes out into your belly
  button?
  <hydro> jesus
  <assman2> i fucking hate when that happens
  <hydro> this is fucking disgusting
  <assman2> it happened to me once


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.919957
text:
  <GaiKaiyzer> Eminem is getting his own movie.,
  <Grue> I'm surprised he doesn't have his own breakfast cereal.
  <Grue> "White Rapper O's" or something.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920003
text:
  <Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in
  Microsofts VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP
  versions
  <RichiH> Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug
  list to add it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920057
text:
  <fenriz> my mother found some of my porn the other day
  <fenriz> I'm not sure which folder she found, but I can safely
  assume she only scratched the surface
  <fenriz> because she complimented me on my taste


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920111
text:
  <Kalium> "Home is where the bandwidth is."
  <Milkdud> lol
  <Kalium> Someday, I'll have that line on my doormat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920199
text:
  Dave: I support R. Kelly.  I saw the video, and that bitch
  wanted it. The theory is, if the girl is walking in the mall
  without her parents.. like alone or just with friends... then
  she's ready to get some dick.
  Banderon:  Dave, look!  Those 12 year olds don't have a parent
  with them! Go! Go!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920247
text:
  * ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school
  <ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on
  holidays, not knowing there was no school


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920316
text:
  <DA_BUTCHER> Annie will you marry me?
  <DA_BUTCHER> I don't care what gender you are!
  <|Annie|> shizz
  <DA_BUTCHER> I'm Greek
  <|Annie|> that's like the 6th time someone's asked me that in
  here
  <|Annie|> I'll get back to you k ._.
  <Scotch> It's your own fault for making your gender so obvious
  in your nick
  <DA_BUTCHER> yes but the others would freak out if you turned
  out to be a 30 year old wrestler named Bernard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920360
text:
  <Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this
  week, booya was starting a new job .. he gets in and finds out
  his new boss is the guy he fought last week, we thought it was
  pretty funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920490
text:
  <danicgross> hacking is very complex
  <@Frakes> really?
  <danicgross> do u hack
  <@Frakes> goodness me no .....what tools would one need?
  <danicgross> well
  <danicgross> a computer
  <danicgross> internet
  <@Frakes> ah yes ......got both of those
  <danicgross> and skill
  <@Frakes> hmmm sadly lacking in the latter
  <TheLurker> danicgross: you didn't haxor me did you
  <danicgross> are u tempting me
  <TheLurker> no
  <danicgross> you tempting me arrentyou
  <TheLurker> ok, tell you what, tell you what
  <TheLurker> i have 2 hard drives, c and d
  <TheLurker> on drive d tell me how many folders there are in
  the root
  <danicgross> just a sec
  * TheLurker drums his fingers
  * @Frakes accompanies with the triangle
  <TheLurker> look, just give up
  <TheLurker> you obviously suck at this
  <TheLurker> have you, in fact, ever hacked anything apart from
  your own penis?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920580
text:
  mr_eh: what looks better on a degree
  mr_eh: Pasquale Mosso
  mr_eh: Pasquale J Mosso
  mr_eh: Pasquale Joseph Mosso
  mr_eh: i think just the J
  acquacow: thats your name?
  acquacow: no wonder people hate you
  mr_eh: =(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920627
text:
  (Fungus): idler, define " life " please :)
  (Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge
  (Idler): Starting to get really big now
  (Idler): Might have to kill it some day
  (NX): did u try to eat it?
  (Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time
  ago


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920688
text:
  <trife> past 2 days i been in the best mood dunno why
  <far_away-> cuz u wante sex0rs
  <trife> well i was about to get laid yesterday but my stepdad
  just fuckin got home
  <trife> :(
  <trife> as soon as i unbutton her pants my stepdad pulls in
  driveway
  <far_away-> fuck him
  <HSOK> yeah man
  <HSOK> just go at her!
  <HSOK> shoulda gone downstairs, gave him a twenty and said "go
  see a movie, i need a little time with the lady"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920788
text:
  * harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an
  example from my life:
  once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed
  on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex
  with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)
  * harbor21 is a suble cheater


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920830
text:
  donchongo: i wonder what possesed some one to invent play-doh
  and silly putty
  Wildfire: poop dries out to fast
  donchongo: that really put a screeching halt to my thought
  process


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920885
text:
  <TheShadowHunter> I won three purple hearts once
  <Wildcard|Comicing> ...no you didn't. You were just playing
  Zelda.
  <Wildcard|Comicing> You really need to adjust the color on
  your TV
  <TheShadowHunter> oh
  <TheShadowHunter> I guess that couldve been it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920940
text:
  * JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box.
  <JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's
  * Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box.
  <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box
  there before.
  <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period.
  * Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box.
  <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.920988
text:
  <kaiti> lmao, if you search for "porn" in Windows XP's Help
  and Support program, it recommends the article on how to use
  Internet Explorer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921038
text:
  <Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.
  <Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about
  <kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921088
text:
  <DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
  <DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are
  connected
  <DigDug> Internet Information Services
  <OxOO> that must be visual http++


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921206
text:
  <Raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm
  masturbating
  <Raxor> then when I suddenly lean forward to cover my genitals
  she stands there and pretends nothing happened
  <Raxor> just looks straight at me and says "come set the
  table"
  <Raxor> then she kept standing there until I finally said,
  "okay..."
  <Borisyen> she was waiting to be asked to 'help out' bwahahaha
  <Raxor> then as she was leaving I noticed I never turned the
  porn off, so there was some girl sucking on a dick on the
  screen the whole time
  <Raxor> well bbl.. I've got to do some awkward table setting.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921252
text:
  <Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water
  blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that
  like your action wet and heavily overclocked.
  <Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908496
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921313
text:
  <radiohead> hey emp
  <radiohead> http://www.stileproject.com/hotty.html
  <Emperor3D> i'd fuck her
  <photons> hahah
  <Emperor3D> and cum on her tummy and face.
  <photons> did you go all the way down..
  <photons> brrwwahahaha
  <radiohead> would you cum on her dick too?
  <Emperor3D> :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908496
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921370
text:
  <Lawlet> Blade
  <Lawlet> Take +c off
  <@Blade_Serpent> What are you going to DO if I take it off
  <Lawlet> Wait until no one's looking, then subject your eyes
  to the text equivelant of a old man vomiting lucky charms &
  crayola everywhere, BLade.
  <T> That script should need two keys at opposite ends of the
  room and Congressional authorization.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908496
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921422
text:
  <RoadJoe> I put the F in spelling
  <me-money-mix> i put the cum in company
  <We_are_Dad> I put the fun in funeral
  <GNAustin> I put the myself in killing myself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921519
text:
  <memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just
  have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a
  good thing?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921567
text:
  <Adrenna> Mom's misguided kitten crawled under the covers
  while I was recovering from a tonsillectomy & thought my clit
  would be good to lick.. holy mother of god I screeched


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921615
text:
  <MR_T> I miss the good old day when you had to pull down the
  girls pants to see her ass
  <MR_T> Nowdays you have to spread her ass to see her pants.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921668
text:
  <wik|sys> if i was a girl. i'd be the sluttiest lesbian ever.
  and i'd fuck all the dorky nerdy guys who don't get any. just
  'cause.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921771
text:
  < bijection> Could everyone in IT do me a favour? Stop using
  the word "solution" to describe fucking everything under the
  sun. A computer is not a "solution". A piece of software is
  not a "solution". A minimum wage asshole plugging in the $1.50
  network cable is not a "solution".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921824
text:
  <Admiral_Payne> One day she was typing and turned to a
  secretary and said she was almost out of typing paper, and
  asked she should do
  <Admiral_Payne> "just use copier machine paper," the secretary
  told her
  <Admiral_Payne> You know what she did?
  <Admiral_Payne> she took her last remaining blank piece of
  typing paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make
  five copies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921871
text:
  (NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital
  (NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a
  $2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing
  still couldn't go above 75


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.921963
text:
  --> therevelator (~none@artemis.stud.uni-goettingen.de) has
  joined #linux-kernel
  <therevelator> hi. does anybody know how to make the
  init-process look look like star wars?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922017
text:
  <taz> 0x0020   5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470
  P."8....GET.http
  <taz> 0x0030   3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75
  ://www.ikea.co.u
  <taz> 0x0040   6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e
  k/product_presen
  <taz> 0x0050   7461
  ta
  <taz> muha
  * taz snooping mothers network traffic


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922071
text:
  <Turglith> as a DM you have UBER CONTROL!
  <Uenohai> Yeh my friends and I were watching some Jesus Freak
  documentary
  <Uenohai> Said gamers and Yu-Gi-Oh was satan
  <Uenohai> So my friends and I made a pact
  <Uenohai> First one to hell is Dungeon Master


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922179
text:
  <_sdc_-> ok, so yeah. i think i set a new land speed record
  for killing hard drives.
  <_sdc_-> it's fucked, and i have a lot of data to back up.
  <_sdc_-> like 80 gigs or so.
  <qDotWork> Ever thought about just like, writing everything
  down on paper?
  <qDotWork> It's only 80,000,000,000 or so bytes.
  <_sdc_-> yeah, those mp3s will sound great on a nice legal
  pad.
  <qDotWork> Winamp for the mind, man.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922237
text:
  <ColonelCoroner> Damn, my girlfriend just fucking confused
  herself in trying to use the calculator on her cell.  Stupid
  bitch.
  <Piro-nuts> ...dude, what did you expect from the
  peroxide-bleached blonde?
  <ColonelCoroner> I dun fuckin know.  She CALLED me on her
  cell, to ask how to USE the calculator on her cell.
  <Piro-nuts> I think women are INNATELY stupid, that's the only
  reason to explain it.
  <ColonelCoroner> Dude, with all this cloning and genome shit
  going around, there's gotta be a time when women will contain
  intelligent DNA.
  <Piro-nuts> Yah, but like, 90% of them spit it out...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922330
text:
  ductape4yoursoul:  the hot Ukranian went to an In Flames
  concert Sunday and got molested by some chick.
  SupremeGeekBeing: ?
  SupremeGeekBeing: is that some kind of code
  SupremeGeekBeing: the flying bacon lands in moswll park at 5?
  ductape4yoursoul: no, dude. The hot ukranian I met in Chicago.
  She went to an In Flames concert and was molested by some
  chick
  SupremeGeekBeing: oh, the pink elephant runs into a shallow
  well


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922375
text:
  Felix the Cat: Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a
  man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man.
  (Matthew 15:11)
  Felix the Cat: huzzah i can continue to suck cocks
  mr peabody: you read the bible a lot
  mr peabody: for being a heathen who is going to hell
  Felix the Cat: all i know is apparently the bible says
  swallow, don't spit
  Felix the Cat: A+ advice imo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922449
text:
  <Unsounder|HW> Mixs
  <Unsounder|HW> didn't you forget to wank?
  <Unsounder|HW> there's porn in 30 mins
  <Mixs-zZZz> Haven't got that chan :/
  <Unsounder|HW> i mean come on....you can't go loaded to school
  <Unsounder|HW> on gymnasium you'll have a hardon constantly
  then :P
  <Mixs-zZZz> Did I tell you about the bombthreat? I think I
  did..
  <Mixs-zZZz> I wanked after that :P
  <Unsounder|HW> ROFL
  <Unsounder|HW> I don't wanna know what you did the 11th sep
  then :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922523
text:
  <|-|p|> neko-kun
  <|-|p|> amrit is a h8er
  <|-|p|> and what do we do to h8erz in this chan?
  <amrit> deop em?
  * amrit sets mode: -o |-|p|
  * karr sets mode: -o+o amrit |-|p|
  <amrit> like that?
  <|-|p|> no, we usually don't do anything to haters
  <amrit> ooh, heh
  * |-|p| sets mode: +o amrit
  * karr sets mode: -o amrit
  <|-|p|> haha
  <amrit> ...
  <|-|p|> j00 got revenged ;p
  <amrit> faggot ass bot
  <amrit> I AM THE FUCKING 0WNER
  <|-|p|> that's what j00 get for hating, dawg
  <|-|p|> got to be a lover, not a hater


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922568
text:
  <fluffy> note to self. when scanning a portion of your
  anatomy. remember the scanning software keeps that preivew
  image. untill your parents go to use it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922613
text:
  <elitotaco> hmm
  <elitotaco> this is a new one
  <elitotaco> "GROW 3 INCHES                  OF CHEST HAIR"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922671
text:
  <MMCD> my friend got expelled for bringing in kim by eminem,
  the one where he abuses his wive and says he's gonna kill her
  <Tiger> No no...in 'Kim' he murders her new boyfriend, slits
  the guy's 4 year old son's throat, takes Kim on a drive and
  chokes her to death.
  <MMCD> oh yeah couldn't remember been ages since i heard it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922762
text:
  <langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker.
  <langdon> if i get real low to my desk.
  <langdon> i can see up her skirt!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922813
text:
  <Teratogen> What did the drunk say to Jesus when Jesus dropped
  the cross?
  <@James> uh oh
  <Teratogen> "You keep dropping that thing and they're gonna
  throw you outta the parade."
  *** You have been kicked from channel #bible (that was so not
  funny)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922865
text:
  <mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall.  p2-233, 192mb
  ram.
  <mistress> (thats his. mine's a p200 with 32mb of ram.
  <mistress> maybe his is a 266. i forget. but i remember what
  video chipset it uses.
  <mistress> i guess its up to a girl to know a man's hardware
  better than he does.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922915
text:
  <Serpentor> My sister has this one friend of hers (who's 19
  about to turn 20).. goddamit the girl is the cutest thing ..
  (her friend, not my sister you fucking pervert). Whenever I
  see her I want to fucking beat off (again, the friend, not my
  fucking sister you misinterpretter)
  <PainBreak> i think Serpentor has a guilty conscience


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.922967
text:
  <LegCow> he's about as funny as aids
  <`Sage> HAHA AIDS! HAHAHHA!
  <`Sage> LOOK AT THAT CUNT DIE! HAHAHA
  <`Sage> HEY! HOWS YOUR IMUNE SYSTEM? OH? DONT HAVE ONE?
  HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923014
text:
  <dekk> your mom lost her virginity in a penis accident
  <[b&]shoez> i lost my penis in a virginity accident


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923064
text:
  <SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered
  strawberries then jerk off
  <SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance
  <hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with
  the strawberries


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923148
text:
  <tegu> WANNA PLAY IRC TIC TAC TOE?
  <tegu> 1 2 3
  <slip> K
  <tegu> 4 5 6
  <tegu> 7
  <tegu> erm
  <slip> LOL
  <tegu> 1 2 3
  <tegu> 4 5 6
  <tegu> 7 8 9
  <tegu> you go first
  <slip> 1
  <tegu> 5
  <tegu> UR TURN
  <slip> 4
  <tegu> 7
  <slip> 3
  <tegu> 2
  <slip> 9
  <tegu> 8 gg
  <slip> gg


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908506
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923248
text:
  <default> say something nice to my mom if your around
  <magpie> who's your mom
  <magpie> that lady chainded up in the closet
  <default> no the women looking over my shoulder


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923394
text:
  <kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
  <kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com
  <kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
  <kadafi:#916> Connection from 12.246.148.57 logged
  <kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections.
  <kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923487
text:
  <Fat-Burrick> What i want to know is why gandalf didnt rescue
  merry and pippin from the ents
  <Tumbleweed> would you?
  <Fat-Burrick> good point


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923555
text:
  <Daimyou> SUPERMARKET!
  * Daimyou starts rapping
  <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
  <Daimyou> YOU HAVE TEH CHEESE AND TEH VEGGIEZ
  <Daimyou> AND TEH TROUTTTTT
  <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
  <Daimyou> YAYAY I RIDE AROUND IN TEH SHOOPPPPPING KAAAARTS
  <Daimyou> AND THEN I GO THROUGH THE TAAAAAAYKEOUT
  <Daimyou> I MEAN CASHIER
  <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
  <Daimyou> BUT THEN I DON'T HAVE TEH MONEYZZZZ
  <Daimyou> SO MY MOM PAAAAAYS FORRRRRR ITTTTT
  <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
  <Daimyou> THE ENDZ0RZ


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923605
text:
  <ws\thr> (I OWN YOU: A polite way of reminding someone that
  you killed them. Typically this is replied to with "FUCKING
  CAMPING WHORE" which means "Well done" <


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908510
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923651
text:
  <+usrbingeek> NBC has announced it will air a three-episode
  marathon of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy opposite the Super
  Bowl on February 1st.
  <+usrbingeek> So, if you get tired of watching a bunch of
  buff, sweaty men in uniforms patting each other on the ass and
  bending over to pass something between their legs, you now
  have the choice of watching something really gay.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908510
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923695
text:
  <[-Blacksword-]> brb, dishes have developed their own language
  and are talking to the garbage about overthrowing me... i must
  correct this


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908510
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923741
text:
  <Pantaloons> IT IS AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A CONUNDRUM WRAPPED IN
  A WARM FLOUR TORTILLA WITH GUACAMOLE AND SOUR CREAM.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908510
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923796
text:
  <Anonymous> Now, I m sure many of you have encountered little
  shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking
  things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you
  know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little
  cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like
  it.
  <Anonymous> Okay, here s the best part. A biter got me today
  when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too.
  This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a
  tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit s teeth as he was
  grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get
  wide, and started screaming  SHIT! SHIT!.  Now, my good
  friend, Tom we ll call him, was there too, and he instantly
  picked up on it. He started shouting  FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN T
  GET IT! FUCK!.  By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts
  crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and
  starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
  <Anonymous> Here s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye
  and say,  Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he
  just bit me and I m  I m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.
  <Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire
  store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his
  mom isn t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed.
  I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier,
  all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice
  little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to
  hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
  <Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the
  moment I heard that sob.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923893
text:
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> holy
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> fucking
  <[dSx]h34dsh0t> what?
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> dudes
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> if any of you have rats in the house
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> WASH YOUR FUCKING WANK RAGS REGULARLY
  <[dSx]h34dsh0t> ...
  <[dSx]awpMAN> wtf?
  <[dSx]h34dsh0t> you're kidding, right?
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> dude
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> i am fucking serious
  <[dSx]awpMAN> not all of us have wank rags, dumbass
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> so i had this wank rag i forgot about and
  left in a corner of the room under some shit right
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> i find it today and it has FUCKING HOLES IN
  IT RIGHT AT THE STAINS
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> and there's RAT SHIT ALL OVER IT
  <[dSx]tiMeCop> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
  <[dSx]awpMAN> idiot, hahahahahahahaha
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> fuck
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> i'm going to have trouble sleeping now that i
  know that SOME FUCKING RAT IN MY HOUSE ATE MY SEMEN
  <[dSx]h34dsh0t> dude
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> yea
  <[dSx]h34dsh0t> i love you
  <[dSx]h34dsh0t> i really do
  <[dSx]h34dsh0t> but it would be a crime not to submit this to
  bash
  <[dSx]kiLLmAsta> NO WAIT FUCK


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.923942
text:
  * @Lan plays with his privates.
  <Rintaun> ...
  <@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
  <@Lan> They are really neat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924045
text:
  <Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about
  35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look
  'distinguished'.
  <Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924088
text:
  MetalJunkie: Is it just me, or has technology gone too far
  when I have to ask whether or not my calculator is backwards
  compatible..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924141
text:
  <Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything.
  <BioHazard> yeah right mr stalky mcstalker
  <Hoju> rofl
  <BioHazard> if that is your real name


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924191
text:
  < cprofitt> just curious about postgres
  < mhall119> it won't last long
  < mhall119> curiousity will give way to confusion, then
  dislike


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924252
text:
  <BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants
  pocket- but I didn't know what.
  <BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!]
  <BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for...
  <BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb. :)
  <BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain
  Dew that I set down.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924310
text:
  <Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body
  <Morbii> heh
  * Slander takes a step back from birdsigh
  <Birdzii> heh
  <Birdzii> sore throat + rash
  <Morbii maybe you're allergic to masturbation
  <Morbii> jkjk ;P
  <Birdzii> I would have been dead long ago then


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924358
text:
  <SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the
  phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game
  ffx talks!!!!
  <mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx
  if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time
  anyway?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924405
text:
  Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today?
  Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness
  here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT
  OF THE HEAT"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924456
text:
  <iaruj> some idiot keeps unplugging lan cable
  <seniaguol> is his name...
  <seniagoul> whatever your name is?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924510
text:
  <@keoki> If he is, however, constantly harassing you, then
  report it to an IRCop.
  <Rogue> Report it to chanserv
  <@ChanServ> Report it to me? Bleh, I am just here to aid with
  channel help, and op you silly mortals.
  <Rogue> ChanServ doesn't normally talk back to me, he is like
  the god on IRC, i believe!
  <@ChanServ> And I said, let there be services! and it was so.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924570
text:
  <Homer> OMG!!!
  <Homer> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
  <Homer> OWOWOWOOWOWOW
  <Homer> SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK AHHH MOTHERFUCKING HELL THIS
  HURTS
  <Homer> AKINFINAasnloannSANFINADFNfANfaNfafa
  <Homer> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
  <Homer> AOISMFASINASINISNAIMDMASDMA
  *** Homer has quit IRC (Quit: )

  ...time passes...

  *** Homer has joined #hackers
  <Homer> whoever said that shaving your balls is fun, is wrong
  <Homer> very, very wrong... :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924664
text:
  <Tenchimaru_Draconis> Put one of those small headphone covers
  on your N64 Joystick. It doesn't hurt as much, is nice and
  soft, protects the joystick a bit, and your joystick doesn't
  get all sweaty after several hours of yanking it around.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924715
text:
  * larra has joined #Hentai
  <larra> u people are terrible!
  <larra> my brother attacked our aunt becuae of hentai!
  * larra has left #Hentai


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924774
text:
  <brian`home> so im takin my shower
  <brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
  <brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
  <brian`home> so i take a swig of it
  <brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
  <brian`home> dude it tasted nasty


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908516
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924834
text:
  * EB eats a banana, really slowly
  * SC finds that disturbing.
  * eye too
  * EB CHOMPS
  <eye> O_O
  <SC> uck.
  * Reis gets an erection.
  <eye> for some reason that makes my will yhurt
  <EB> lol
  <EB> I love doing that... especially when there are lots of
  people around. Eat your banana really slow. THen suddenly, go
  CHOMP
  <SC> heh
  <EB> And see how many guys wince.
  <eye> you madam are evil!
  <EB> yes, yes I am


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.924975
text:
  <Kristy> "You attempt to kick a hobgoblin, but miss."
  <Kristy> :(
  <Kosta> hahahaha level 1
  <Kosta> You have been killed by a stick of butter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925032
text:
  <Anthony> identical twins?
  <sHyGuY> tis true.
  <Kagome> we're faternal
  <Kagome> thank GOD
  <Anthony> FATernal?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925077
text:
  <@Atropos> we should have a fat people holocaust and just send
  them into gas chambers full of hotdogs to die


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925137
text:
  <BChikapa> wan 2 cybar?
  <Calisa> We have sex three times, it's fun, I get pregnant,
  Jimmy needs a daddy.
  <BChikapa> I refuse to pay child support, and lengthy leagal
  battles ensue.
  <Calisa> Jimmy becomes torn by his dashed hopes of having a
  father, so he murders you while you're sleeping on the job at
  the toll booth.
  <BChikapa> All my family members despise me, and as a result
  no one has any money to pay for my disposal.
  <BChikapa> I am unceremoniously dumped into the Hudson River,
  wrapped in a cheap plastic tarp.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925185
text:
  GregatCW: gee, the more people are paid the more useless they
  are? "For the most part, typing skills are inversely
  proportional to salary; meaning,  the more money someone
  makes, the worse they are at typing."
  suoiritras: ya
  suoiritras: so, except, does that mean myspace is occupied by
  billionaires?
  GregatCW: .... must be... you've discovered the secret to my
  space...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925231
text:
  ## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck
  <screampuff>  gee, that's not a bad reason to be away...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925281
text:
  <drag0n> Subject: threat level raised
  <drag0n> Due to explosives that were found under a rail bed in
  France, the Chirac government has raised the threat level in
  France to the second highest level.  The President of France
  announced that as of 10:00 a.m., the threat level will
  officially go from "run" to "hide."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925342
text:
  <Konsole> did your video card come in yet?
  <pushit> nope.
  <Konsole> those fuckers.
  <pushit> my mother got a mop in the mail today though.
  <Konsole> ah.
  <Konsole> that should make up for it.
  <pushit> yeah.
  <pushit> it's a sweet-ass mop.
  <Konsole> yeah.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925393
text:
  <postlogic> You should -never- go back and look at
  spur-of-the-moment written code.
  <postlogic> It's like watching yourself throw up in replay.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925438
text:
  (bi0_away) Universal Realm Enterprises, Inc. (PATHFUSION-DOM)
  (bi0_away) PO Box 903
  (bi0_away) Volcano
  (bi0_away) HI,96785
  (bi0_away) US
  (bi0_away) HI
  (bi0_away) lol
  (bi0_away) a city called Hi
  (bi0_away) "hi, welcome to hi"
  (FenixTxD) Its hawaii
  (FenixTxD) idiot.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925497
text:
  <Kaos> Old school bling
  <Kaos> If I could find one of those clock necklaces
  <Kaos> I'd wear it
  <Agnarth> flava flav
  <steve> bling?
  <steve> I'm sorry, I don't speak nigger.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925542
text:
  <Nark> anyone ever put a hole in your bed matress then, grease
  it up alot, then stick your joint inside and begine to thust?
  And then your shit got tangled in a spring and all of a sudden
  you realize that this was a REALLY fucking bad idea?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925636
text:
  [JJJTTT] what's this 707 thiong?
  [st-707-afk] oh
  [st-707-afk] that's LOL upside-down
  [JJJTTT] gotcha
  [st-707-afk] HTTP 707:  File Not Funny
  [st-707-afk] that's gonna be one of my new error messages
  [st-707-afk] well, neither of us are gainfully employed so
  that's what happens
  [st-707-afk] sit here and think of stupid shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925686
text:
  <ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this
  program for, if that answeres your Q.
  <Kendrak> omg
  <Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925733
text:
  SayLo2MyLilFren: dude im a genesis
  ctnpinciotti: ?
  SayLo2MyLilFren: i found out how you can get by port 25
  blocking
  ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
  SayLo2MyLilFren: i did it on my cousins computer
  ctnpinciotti: wait...
  ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
  SayLo2MyLilFren: ?
  ctnpinciotti: genesis?
  SayLo2MyLilFren: ya
  ctnpinciotti: ah ok, it all makes sense now.
  SayLo2MyLilFren: what?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925782
text:
  <smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the
  question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral
  decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final
  Fantasy X?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925830
text:
  <+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the
  pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass
  retarted shit..but that's just me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925882
text:
  <Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put
  out if given a beta account.
  <da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
  <Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.925931
text:
  <noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having
  every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME
  PAPER!" simultaneously


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926077
text:
  <cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games?
  <Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926189
text:
  <Wippersnapper> Guess what fools, I am going skydiving
  <schnorks> Why does that make us fools?
  <Wippersnapper> Because I am jumping out of a plane... oh wait


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926242
text:
  <Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her
  place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so
  when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting
  ready to get in the shower
  <Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet
  and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
  <Shirley> and threw it at her
  <Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908524
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926292
text:
  Lizerati: So, when it's dark and you're driving past a church,
  the "Worship 11am" sign looks like "Worship Ham"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908524
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926338
text:
  Major_Tom [~icechat@146.85.0.0] has joined #slashdot
  < Major_Tom> whats up guys?
  < res0> obviously not our signal to noise ratio.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908524
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926379
text:
  «@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle
  «@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!
  *getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the Shitlist


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926451
text:
  <MB|Linux> so Python is a good language to start out with?
  <Mike|Linux> heh sure
  <Mike|Linux> That's what I am doing right now.. Or breaking
  another part of linux. ;)
  <MB|Linux> I rememeber the old Tandy/Commodore basic :)
  <MB|Linux> lol
  <MB|Linux> Cool
  <MB|Linux> 10 do this
  <MB|Linux> 20 do that
  <MB|Linux> 30 do this again
  <MB|Linux> 40 run
  <MB|Linux> 50 go fuck yourself
  <MB|Linux> lol
  <MB|Linux> 60 go get some food, this will take awhile.
  <MB|Linux> Hmmm


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926541
text:
  <Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for
  stable woody
  <PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908526
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926636
text:
  [bew] besides, the only reason ryans mom rides the short bus
  is because RicePWR's mom's fat-ass broke off the back half
  when she sat down
  [bew] ;/
  [veedub15psi] bew: BHAHAHAHAH
  [@trendwhore] bahahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908526
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926688
text:
  [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
  [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
  [01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
  [01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
  [01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches
  english?
  [01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
  [01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't
  read the road signs to get to my house?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926783
text:
  <Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be
  tryin' to break into y0 system!
  <Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926824
text:
  bag0fice: man they need to add a pothead difficulty to games
  swindLer: x;
  bag0ice: where you cant lose and the music never stops


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926878
text:
  <RushMore> hmmm, if you got a knife and cut it off, would it
  gush out?
  <BadCaleb> i figured siphoning a cow would be a good idea
  <Chikster> Rush, it would bleed
  <Chikster> The possibility of milk is there though.
  <Chikster> Caleb, like a tube
  <RushMore> Well then just sell your STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.926939
text:
  <D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.
  * DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in
  <kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic
  freaks
  <kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go
  to the bathroom
  <kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of
  g's
  <kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?
  <kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?
  <kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of
  toilet paper and tampons?
  <kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you
  want to live with 30 women


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927084
text:
  <ChrisV82> If you're hiking and you get lost, can't you just
  eat your own semen for a week?
  <ChrisV82> I mean, it has no nutritional value, but at least
  you'll be masturbating


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927155
text:
  <[MAAO]ricequeen> HEY GUYS
  <[MAAO]ricequeen> A GIRL WANTS TO CYBER WITH ME
  <[MAAO]ricequeen> SHOULD IS AY YES
  <[SA]Portable591> do it
  <[SA]diekthx> IT"S A DUDE DUDE
  <[SA]rizzou> WOOT PING HER ANUS
  <[sa]unsound> what sort of fuqn question is that
  <[sa]-piston> SHE HAS A PENIS
  <[SA]TheFlyingTortillaMan> PIX PLZ
  <[sa]-piston> SHE WAS BORN AND STILL IS A MAN
  <[SA]eloH> traceroute ur sperm 2 her face
  <[sa]unsound> of course the answer is LOL K, U GO FIST
  <[SA]rizzou> fist? or first?
  <[sa]unsound> fist
  <[sa]-piston> FIST


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927204
text:
  <skyy> how often does the average 20 year old think of
  suicide?
  <Kueller> every 6.7 hours?
  <[H]Scope-Laptop> everytime he gets killed by a camper


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927276
text:
  <xsphere> dude, josh was struck by a genius yesterday
  <xsphere> it's fo funny you wouldn't believe man
  <xsphere> so we're walking down the street right
  <xsphere> and out of nowhere comes this black kid running
  <xsphere> and one of those rent-a-coppers chasing him
  <xsphere> as he's passing by josh sticks his foot up and trips
  him
  <xsphere> turns over to me
  <xsphere> and with an oscar deserving dead pan face says
  <xsphere> "another one fucked by the NPCs"
  <xsphere> hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927331
text:
  <PsychoOne> I found the coolest tshirt for my friend today
  <PsychoOne> I am getting it for his birthday. he'll hate me
  forever.
  <PsychoOne> he is gay
  <PsychoOne> and the shirt I am getting him reads "Sorry girls,
  I suck dick"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908530
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927392
text:
  <dubkat> i just ran a traceroute from me, to my my box at my
  sisters house. it travels the frackin east cost before
  arriving.
  <dubkat> rediculous. (she only lives up the street)
  <hohum> dubkat: I'd like to see a traceroute like that
  <hohum> I want to be fondly reminded of my days of using NTT/
  Verio as a transit provider
  <hohum> them cats were like an ISP chop shop
  <hohum> they steal your ISP, chop it up and bolt it on to some
  shitty souped up japanese hosting company


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908530
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927486
text:
  <Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other
  sperm
  <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927531
text:
  <cloud1> if warez is too expensive for you, maybe the internet
  isnt a wise investment for you either


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927583
text:
  <BiBOp> heya
  <BiBOp> little question
  <BiBOp> what services are best for unreal ?
  <Aristotles> funeral services


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927682
text:
  <FiZi> HEY I FOUND A COOKIE CRUMB ON MY SHIRT
  * FiZi eats it
  <FiZi> Aw crap
  <FiZi> It wasn't a cookie crumb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908532
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927735
text:
  <glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas
  hang out
  <shiva> we chill next to the lions
  <shiva> with our gats
  <shiva> lickin' our snow cones


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908532
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927786
text:
  <OS|flu> aww poor canadian soldiers
  <iZac> canadian soldiers? is it oxymoron night?
  <enntee> you're here, so it's just moron night.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908532
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927836
text:
  <ihatestan> god I hate my little brother
  <ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst
  necklace
  <ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3
  strengh"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908532
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927885
text:
  <@Nickle1776> So my sister has a life-saving tool in her car
  made to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
  <@Nickle1776> And guess what?
  <@Nickle1776> She keeps it in the trunk.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927941
text:
  <Lynxis> so i was outside today..
  <Lynxis> i seen this bird chasing after this a butterfly
  <Lynxis> my first thought was that the bird was probably
  trying to rape the butterfly
  <Lynxis> then my second thought was maybe the butterfly was
  playing hard to get
  <Lynxis> and my third thought was "Wow, I must really hang out
  in the wrong places on the internet."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.927985
text:
  <astyanax>  /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated
  and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928034
text:
  <j0n> Let me tell you about the first time I ever made love to
  a girl. We were out in a little meadow/park kind of thing, and
  we laid down on the blanket, and afterwards we both just lay
  there staying into each other's eyes. Neither of us said
  anything, it was kind of creeping me out. Then finally she
  looks to me and she says, "Baaaaaaa."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908535
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928183
text:
  <BigPigPeaches> So my GF and I are watching  The Empire
  Strikes Back  last night. Let me say that this is possibly my
  favorite movie of all time.
  <BigPigPeaches> But suddenly I consider: we have always
  thought of R2D2 as a light-hearted comic relief type of droid.
  With his tweets, chirps, raspberries, and whoops, how could he
  be anything other than cute?
  <BigPigPeaches> But what if people were misunderstanding what
  he is actually saying? What if he could be accurately
  translated? And what if he were saying things that weren t
  cute at all? To wit:
  <BigPigPeaches> (The scene where Luke and R2D2 are leaving
  Hoth in Luke s x-wing)
  <BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Hey, assclamp, where the hell are you
  hauling me?
  <BigPigPeaches> Luke: There s nothing wrong, Artoo, I m just
  setting a new course.
  <BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Oh, goodie. Are we going to see your
  dad? Cause you know he s Darth Vader, right? I mean, you know
  that, otherwise you re even more of a dumbass than I thought.
  <BigPigPeaches> Luke: We re not going to regroup with the
  others.
  <BigPigPeaches> Artoo: That s probably because they know what
  they re doing, and you don t.
  <BigPigPeaches> Luke: We re going to the Dagobah system.
  <BigPigPeaches> Artoo: The Bagadouche system? What an
  appropriate destination for a douchebag such as yourself. Are
  you sure you don t want me to fly? Cause I ll bet you re going
  to crash us into some godforsaken swampy bog, you mindless
  pube.
  <BigPigPeaches> (Later on in Cloud City, during the escape
  scene)
  <BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Artoo! Where have you been?
  <BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Listen, you bronzed dildo, I ve been
  dicking around in a frigging swamp for the better part of two
  weeks while some wannabe wizard has been taking advice from an
  ancient lizard. I got slime in my droid genitals, a bad yeast
  infection, and I m not in the mood for your prissy shit, so
  put a metal cork in it, buttnozzle.
  <BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Well at least you re still in one piece,
  look what happened to me!
  <BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Yeah yeah yeah, you got blasted to
  shit, they should have left your ass in that scrap heap. You
  have contributed absolutely nothing useful to this point. By
  the way, how is it that you re even more of a whiny bitch than
  you were in the first three movies? I thought they wiped your
  frigging memory.
  <BigPigPeaches> Do they have some sort of universal  BitchBot
  app that they keep putting in your lame ass? Bitch.
  <BigPigPeaches> (while trying to unlock the landing platform
  door)
  <BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Artoo, you can tell the computer to
  override the security system!
  <BigPigPeaches> Artoo: Oh, thanks for reminding me, you
  pretentious fuckstick. Do you know what else I can do? I can
  FRIGGING FLY! George Lucas said so! But that didn t stop me
  from falling into an effing swamp on that Bagadouche planet.
  By the way, did you know that Darth Vader is Luke s father?
  Cause I DO!
  <BigPigPeaches> Oh, look, I got fried by a goddamn computer
  terminal. Thanks, dickweed.
  <BigPigPeaches> 3PO: Don t blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm
  not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
  <BigPigPeaches> Artoo: You re supposed to know your droid ass
  from a hole in the ground, but you don t. Jesus, I should have
  left your sorry ass on that ship, you sphincter. Just wait
  till I get to use my little welding thingy on your droid
  scrote. I hate you and all these miserable bastards. Where s
  my Oscar?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928278
text:
  <Char> i think my favourite smooth move of his was when she
  said in aim he was kind of being creepy
  <Char> so he got her mobile number form somewhere and phoned
  to apologise


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928326
text:
  <eyesore> the most mmorpg im looking forward to is SWG
  <milk> so you can be a loser in a galaxy far far away?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928392
text:
  <chaossyn> i have a q  has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet
  <chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0
  intentions of running it on a production network i was just
  wondering how many bugs to expect ...
  <|line> Incredible numbers.  It'll jump out of the box and gut
  you before you even have it all the way home yet.
  <-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  <tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar
  in your gas tank
  <|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky.
  <|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the
  national guard arrived


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928446
text:
  <RANMA316> Japanese snacks rock
  <PooIsYummy> No they don't, japanese snacks suck.
  <PooIsYummy> They aren't treats, if you gave them to small
  children in north america they'd start to cry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928544
text:
  <Sev> Come on.  You know that you want to die in a way that
  inspires people to invent new, flaming drinks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908538
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928698
text:
  <Altar57> he banged himself a youngin
  <Altar57> err
  <Altar57> not banged
  <Altar57> bagged
  <sloane1420> hhaha lmao
  <Altar57> hmm, i guess that isnt much better :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908538
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928747
text:
  <BeZeRK> |NEWS FLASH| ALL K-MART AND WALMART STORES WILL BE
  CLOSED IN IRAQ. - they will be replaced with Targets!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928882
text:
  MicrowavedPuppy: I was detailing etc on the car today
  MicrowavedPuppy: and this like 6 year old comes up all timid
  MicrowavedPuppy: she says,hi i like your car alot
  MicrowavedPuppy: i might want one just like it when i grow up
  MicrowavedPuppy: then she goes
  MicrowavedPuppy: APRIL FOOLS!
  MicrowavedPuppy: and runs off laughing her ass off to her
  friends in the street


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928928
text:
  <+Ralan> atkins works not because its a good diet, because
  people who are on it burn so much energy because they can't
  shut the fuck up about being on atkins


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.928976
text:
  <Whilly-D> break a tranny in most cars and its a good 2k
  <gasgesgos> break a transvestite in most cars and it's a good
  4 years


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929026
text:
  <Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
  <Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
  <Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929098
text:
  <cruunch> i dont believe this
  <cruunch> im tryin to phone sex this girl, the one i didnt go
  to poker night with cause im poor
  <cruunch> and i heard her roomate ask her who she was talkin
  too
  <cruunch> and she said
  <cruunch> 'tripod'
  <cruunch> i fucking kid you not
  <cruunch> ego++
  <Sean-> dude
  <Sean-> just, no
  <Biny> no!
  <cruunch> ohhhh yaaaa!
  <cruunch> hehe
  <CeNo65> did you tell her thats not your name .. its just the
  website that hosts your pics?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929329
text:
  <qp_zulrich-EE> both hitler and bush got the power... only one
  had a brain D:
  <samurai> bush has a brain
  <samurai> its just really really small
  <V|JFreak> dude
  <V|JFreak> he WAVED at stevie wonder.....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929385
text:
  <skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly
  good Web Broswer with a Cool name"
  <skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929445
text:
  <mgr> I was under the impression that the program was fully
  functional?  I am not correct?
  <kitchen> Depends on what you think 'fully functional' means
  <kitchen>The Rebels believed the DeathStar to not be 'fully
  operational' and look what that got Alderan.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929510
text:
  <DAnuba> omfg
  <DAnuba> gay pride just came to my house
  <C-rEs> ?
  <DAnuba> and asked us to join their cause
  <C-rEs> haha
  <DAnuba> well
  <DAnuba> i told them to fuck off
  <DAnuba> they called me a fag basher
  *later*
  <DAnuba> i'm going to a weight lifting convention tomorrow
  <C-rEs> heh
  <C-rEs> so you did talk to the gay pride guys!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929599
text:
  * m4z3` kicks dalnet
  * Quits: m4z3` (maze@216.206.242.213) (Killed
  (zone.hub.us.dal.net ()))
  <Jagfire> And DALnet kicks back


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929655
text:
  <xEh> I could use some help on my image post site
  <JaseGuru> If you pay me I will
  <xEh> i'm doing it for free so why can't you, some arrogant
  fellows here
  <|Primus> lol. xEH your the one that wants a stranger to do
  stuff for you, for free


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929726
text:
  <DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom
  staring at me and looking annoyed.
  <DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked
  and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"
  <DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go
  downstairs to avoid her.
  <DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I
  bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about,
  so I said no.
  <DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"
  <DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this
  question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.
  <DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box
  that said male to male on it.
  <DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I
  realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and
  showed her what she looked at:
  <DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord.
  My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord.
  <silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your
  3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about
  that.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929774
text:
  <RPG> Grrr
  <RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found.
  <scar3crow> i must be around a lot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929820
text:
  <cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness
  and blood.
  <term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929885
text:
  <oneo> sumez this was at the 97' rap olympics
  <oneo> its crappy quality but its the best there is
  <oneo> its all freestyle, some of it is good
  <Sumez> lololololol
  <Sumez> "rap olympics"
  <oneo> he battles a girl in it
  <oneo> whats so funny about that
  <Sumez> the fact that you don't see that is what makes you sad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929939
text:
  <rohirrim-not-a-mofo> i have to go now
  <rohirrim-not-a-mofo> toodloo
  <rohirrim-not-a-mofo> au revoir
  <rohirrim-not-a-mofo> aufwierdershen
  <rohirrim-not-a-mofo> chin chow tay
  * rohirrim-not-a-mofo was kicked by Sarumatt||Lurking (Or just
  plain "Goodbye.")


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.929991
text:
  <dwerg> qiv -femitd 10 `find /home/giel/pr0n | egrep -v
  ("horse"|"animal")`
  <dwerg> Heheh, oeps.
  <giel> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908546
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930142
text:
  <Zoogle> So my mom comes in to my room and starts bitching
  about how pirating software is immoral and wrong and is worse
  than stealing.
  <Zoogle> When she's all done she gives me 2 cd's and says "Oh,
  and can you copy these for me?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908546
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930192
text:
  <patchmonkey> After_8 - On the other hand, in 1995, a
  schoolteacher wrote to the Washington Post and stated, "I was
  told children are not to be expected to spell the following
  words correctly: back, big, call, came, can day, did, dog,
  down, get good, have, he, home, if, in ,is, it, like, little,
  man, morning, mother, my, night, off, out, over, people, play,
  ran, said, saw, she, some, soon, their, them, there, time,
  two, too, up, us, very, water, we
  <unstable_at-work> dog? a fscking kindergarden student can
  spell dof
  <Fraggy> hahahahaha @ unstable
  * unstable_at-work runs and hides now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930250
text:
  <myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too
  <myst> skiing easier
  <Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my
  twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it.
  <Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom
  came home and yelled at him.
  <myst> lol! ah parents


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930318
text:
  <Masa> I never had a brother I could fight with
  <Masa> very unsatisfactory
  <Kevyn> I punched my sister once. Heh.
  <Kevyn> I was too young to know better.
  <Masa> and I couldnt hit my sister too much
  <Kevyn> Pow, right in the nose.
  <waffle> you're quite the enlightened male
  <Kevyn> Eh. I love my family and that's how I show it.
  <Kevyn> I can't wait to have kids.
  <Kevyn> I'm gonna beat their fucking asses.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930369
text:
  <Bonz> Paracelssus couldn't get a clue if he were drenched in
  clue pheromones, dancing in a clue field in the middle of clue
  mating season, wearing a clue suit, and shouting, "Clooo!
  Cloooo!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930472
text:
  [30/10/04 00:32:41] Tinkerbell :
  last funny for the day
  George Bush is visiting the Queen of England.
  He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
  government? Are
  there any tips you can give me?"
  "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to
  surround yourself
  with intelligent people."
  Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are
  really
  intelligent?"
  The Queen takes a sip of tea.
  "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence
  riddle.
  The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The
  Prime Minister
  in here, would you?"
  Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty..."
  The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother
  and father have
  a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who
  is it?"
  Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be
  me!"
  "Yes! Very good!" says the Queen.
  Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president,
  Dick Cheney.
  "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
  child. It's
  not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
  "I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to
  you on that
  one."
  Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none
  can give him
  an answer.
  Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin
  Powell's shoes in
  the next stall.
  Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother
  and father have
  a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
  Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
  Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"
  Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with
  Bush.
  "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that
  riddle. It's Colin
  Powell."
  Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells
  into his face,
  "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930627
text:
  <GauHelldragon> haha
  <GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories
  <GauHelldragon> and we got "R"
  <GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words
  associated with exersize"
  <GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3 :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930724
text:
  urban13eatnik : I wonder. is there a feeling when you see a
  woman in porno and you're sure that she's someone you know?
  BeHeMoTh101 : yes
  urban13eatnik : what is it?
  BeHeMoTh101 : it's called IKNOWDATBITCH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930823
text:
  <tito> asl
  <czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't
  polute humanitys gene pool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930869
text:
  <reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show
  catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on
  the tongue.
  <heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908550
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930922
text:
  <YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
  <YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL
  POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY
  SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U
  GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
  * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit:
  Owned.)
  * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
  <YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908550
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.930970
text:
  <Danny> i never had problems with any italian folks
  <Dr SpaZZo> I've had a problem with them grabbing me by the
  neck and offering me a vanilla coke


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908550
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931022
text:
  * Preachy gets out the guitar
  <Ron> ?
  <Ron> you play guitar? cool
  <Ron> i play guitar too
  <Preachy> actually I call my cock a guitar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908551
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931077
text:
  <ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as
  much or as little of their own body as they want..
  <EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan
  PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs
  allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )
  <ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908551
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931130
text:
  [16:56] <van|go`eagles> btw
  [16:56] <van|go`eagles> your gf sucks at cs
  [16:57] <en4cer> lol
  [16:57] <en4cer> shes better at other things
  [16:57] <Grifter-> like quake?
  [16:57] <en4cer> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908551
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931180
text:
  <Elementl1> In all seriousness, I am currently looking for
  some warez at the moment.
  <Elementl1> I would like a Vigilante 8 ROM for the Nintendo
  64.
  <Mulet> I'm usually not here this early. do we have an AOL
  hour?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908551
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931230
text:
  <CelestialFool> You know, cheetos are actually really good,
  you just can't stop muching on these things. Ive had about 2
  bags worth already
  <CelestialFool> Oh shit, diahrrea
  <Kamiru> Dangerously cheesy indeed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931278
text:
  <Sparky-Steve> UK = 60 million
  <jpp> I thought it was 85mill or so
  <jpp> have any plagues recently?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931374
text:
  <METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer
  to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908553
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931430
text:
  <LZ> when I was like 8
  <LZ> I was trying to make this fanfic
  <LZ> where Mario met his twin sister Maria
  <Elmoogle> And they sexx0red?
  <LZ> I was 8 ;_;
  <LZ> Yes
  <LZ> They did


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908553
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931483
text:
  <undrewb> I keep telling you, you can come work for me
  <MMouse> what would i be doing?
  <Tippytoes> cleaning his house
  <undrewb> delphi programming :)
  <MMouse> urgh
  <MMouse> would i have to learn delphi?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908553
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931577
text:
  <kungtotte> Probably have back-logs from hell at bash. Geeks
  on IRC are like those one million monkeys with typewriters
  <[moose]HuBBa> with less intelligence though :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908554
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931626
text:
  <apeloverage> my friend was fired from his job in a sex shop
  <apeloverage> when his boss found evidence that he'd been
  looking at bus timetables on his work computer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908554
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931670
text:
  <ecoli> my cock is so big whenever i try to stick it in a
  girl, it overwrites EIP and she core dumps on my bed. :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908555
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931761
text:
  (phoenix30) napster is taking filenames and putting them all
  in reverse order
  (Pioneer-) prolly some stoopid polish version


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908555
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931816
text:
  <malice_dear> Hi! Whatcha doing?
  <Setzu> fapping
  <malice_dear> fapping? what's that?
  < 14nicotine> press alt + f4 to find out malice_dear
  «~A4@325AF6D4.DBC29C8E.50EC96A9.IP» has Quit iRC (Leaving)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908555
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931912
text:
  <Merrick> Only reason I ever payed attention in economics was
  so I could learn how to merchant in Runescape


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908556
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.931962
text:
  <rastie> i teached my kid sister a good lesson
  <Murdock> I'm guessing it wasn't an english lesson..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908556
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932008
text:
  <tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have
  muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908557
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932107
text:
  <Phaelax> so what am i suppose to do with 175GB of wrongly
  named mp3s?
  <EddieGordo> stick them on gnutella
  <EddieGordo> they already have a good collection going


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908557
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932160
text:
  <_Cyan_> my cat is bored ;P
  <_Cyan_> so I told him, "If you're bored, clean my room" ;P
  <_Cyan_> cat ~/room | sort > ~/room.new


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908557
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932221
text:
  <Saiy> Pringles is the new masturbation fad
  <Splat> Which must mean that Pringles is AKIN to...
  <Splat> ...
  <Splat> CANNED SEX!
  <Ed> Pringles is the new masturbation?
  <Ed> I guess now it's "Once you pop the fun stops"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908558
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932310
text:
  (polvott:#freebsd) this channel is not for mentally challenged
  14 year olds like you
  (@blaxthos:#freebsd) it's for socially challenged 40 year olds
  like polvott


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908558
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932412
text:
  <JMG> I went water skiing
  <JMG> and It turns out that I scream the same way that i would
  if a great white shark were about to attack me
  <JMG> If seaweed touches my foot
  <JMG> Theres a moment I want back


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908560
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932476
text:
  <Bizarre`bbl> Going to the LA County Museum of Art and the LA
  Library
  <Bizarre`bbl> Be back in a long while.
  <Bizarre`bbl> (what a geek date)
  <Destruya> A GEEK date would be going to the science museum
  <Destruya> Going to an art museum is an excuse to make you
  "artsy"
  <Destruya> Soon it'll be the opera.
  <Destruya> And then.........painting classes.
  <Destruya> Before you know it, your dick falls off and you
  begin laughing at "Will and Grace"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908560
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932517
text:
  atty: my face hurts
  Chester: why is that
  atty: well, my grandmother is like a radical feminist
  atty: and she came downstairs while i was eating my ribs and
  took one
  atty: and i go, DAMN WOMEN... ALWAYS STEALING A RIB FROM US
  MEN
  atty: so she slapped me
  Chester: dumbass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908561
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932626
text:
  <morn> I'm gonna be a pimp, yo! It'll be off da hizzle
  fashizzle, knowwhatimsayin'?
  <Gabe> It's sad when white people try to talk like black inner
  city people. It's doubly sad when those white people are
  European. :P
  <morn> Now, don't be hatin'!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908561
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932682
text:
  <Papabear> "keep out, i'm naked" is a bad thing to hear when
  you knock at your 12 year old sisters room, trying to get your
  notebook back
  <Papabear> worse is if the answer is the same 20 min after
  <Old> Worst is if ya find an entry for stickam in ya history
  afterwards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908561
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932738
text:
  <@PrincessSleia2> uh, so a few months ago i stopped drinking
  coffee
  <@PrincessSleia2> so i had two cups this morning and drank dr
  pepper with lunch, and i am now unstable
  <@FrozenFireball> .........
  <@PrincessSleia2> ok, more unstable than usual


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908562
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932791
text:
  <Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#wr e
  <Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#reload
  <Sysco:#cisco> there, now she's a blonde


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908562
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932838
text:
  <mewse> oh my fuck this is so cool
  <mewse> a time-lapse movie of an aquarium of magic mushrooms
  growing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908562
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.932967
text:
  <BlastuR> i'm new to C++ (and C), and I want to learn C++.
  I've got Visual C++. It seems to me that a lot of stuff
  compiles even if you mix C and C++ code.. is there any way I
  can set the compiler in strict C++ mode, I don't want to learn
  C/C++ mix mode ;)
  <qDotWork> BlastuR: You need a segregating compiler
  <qDotWork> I think the KKK has one on their website.
  <qDotWork> Also, name your functions things like "NoCHere" and
  "CGoHome" and "CIsTheImpureRace", to let C know that you'll
  have none of it around.
  <qDotWork> I'm actually working some concentration camps for C
  right now.
  * qDotWork is now known as CppHitler
  <kewk> BlastuR, you can't compile only C++, as C and C++
  overlap a lot.
  <CppHitler> NEIN
  <CppHitler> DAS C++ IST DIE ABSCHLIEßENDE LöSUNG
  <cynic_X_> HEIL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933014
text:
  <BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their
  skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say,
  "Over here girls!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933064
text:
  <JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
  <JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt
  anything from pron, that'd be it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933112
text:
  <MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite?
  <MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and
  shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908564
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933205
text:
  <Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women
  <Spooky> shitty
  <Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908564
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933325
text:
  <Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y
  <DAL9000> Æ Ø Y
  <DAL9000> easy to say
  <DAL9000> f00
  <DAL9000> ¸ß
  <DAL9000> say that.
  <Bizzy> ¸ß
  <DAL9000> õ þ
  <DAL9000> now that
  <Bizzy> õ þ
  <DAL9000> now say this:
  <DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª Ðµ/\/\ßª§§
  <Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª Ðµ/\/\ßª§§
  <DAL9000> bahahaha
  <Bizzy> what?
  <Bizzy> damnit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933375
text:
  <The_Dude> mac is god compared to microsoft
  <The_Dude> and linux is the science that disproves god's
  existence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933423
text:
  Hohn Junter: I'd give up a rib for a compliant female partner
  who didn't know she was naked, and who'd happily share the
  fruit...
  Hohn Junter: heck, lemme give up 2, to stay even!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933469
text:
  <vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it
  unstable
  <vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933519
text:
  <sic_> where the fuck could i find some decent fucking
  wallpaper
  <C4thY> home depot
  <C4thY> hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahhahhahah you
  walked right into that one dipshit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933569
text:
  (+PJx5x) yesterday u said ur so good at math cuz all u do is
  think about pie
  (+PJx5x) u fat piece of lard
  (@OCNoy|At|Work) well you just have to think about it in terms
  you understand
  (@OCNoy|At|Work) for example
  (@OCNoy|At|Work) SIN pi
  (@OCNoy|At|Work) is 0, because, if you sin (make love to) a
  pie, there's none left to eat
  (@SmurfiCus) .....
  (+PJx5x) riiight
  (@SmurfiCus) good way of rember it...
  (@SmurfiCus) whats COS PI?
  (@SmurfiCus) :)
  (@OCNoy|At|Work) -1
  (@SmurfiCus) >:X
  (@OCNoy|At|Work) it's twice a bad because your cousin had sex
  with the pie


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933664
text:
  (MoLaUstEr) You know, there's something rewarding about
  harrassing people who message you out of the blue.
  (MoLaUstEr) That's why I'm gonna LOVE ICQ
  (MoLaUstEr) Whoa man....I'm gonna be the biggest dick, north
  of my belly button.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908567
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933714
text:
  <Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find
  quite remarkable
  <Darth-Phenom> This place sucks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908567
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933811
text:
  <Jon-> tom
  <Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable
  <Jon-> what would you do?
  <mewse> quit irc?
  <mewse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  <mewse> hah.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908568
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933868
text:
  <ktmguy> Ray from Pac Bell: "Yeah, I can't get this line up."
  <ktmguy> Voice in Background at Pac Bell: "Ray, are you sure
  we're supposed to
  be hearing your personal problems?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908568
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933920
text:
  <tfair> is there an amazon service that will have something
  delivered to you at a random point in the next month?
  <tfair> or in the next year?
  <dRdR> tfair: that's called USPS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908568
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.933972
text:
  <DigiB0t>  Coming Up : ' Linkin Park - Nobody's Listening '!
  Your current DJ is : MaxxSpawn!  We currently have   0
  listeners.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908569
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934023
text:
  <Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh?
  <Domino> guess so...
  <Elenkis> man, this is sadder than checking hotornot.com to
  see if my rating has gone up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908569
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934073
text:
  <kunk> sigh i wish i had a piece of the shuttle to sell
  <kunk> i should just bust up an air conditioner
  <kunk> and be like "the cooling mechinism from the space
  shuttle!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908569
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934121
text:
  <BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off
  beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin
  with me
  <@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:
  <@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934175
text:
  <Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA
  <Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
  <MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative
  christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes
  satanism"
  <Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934238
text:
  <PeterGriffin> He's always playing that awful FFXI game
  <PeterGriffin> Maybe when Madden 05 is released and he'll play
  something else I'll go over regularly again, but I can't see
  myself hanging out if all I get to do is watch him kill crabs
  <Jakeoff> do MMORPGS even qualify as games?
  <PeterGriffin> No, they're more like a treadmills that makes
  you fatter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934282
text:
  <Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i
  could borrow to bail my boyfriend out of jail with if so
  please msg me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934338
text:
  <Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!!
  <chobusa|work> ...you're missing the point.
  <Strung> fuck mars?
  <Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is.
  <chobusa|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity?
  <Enargy> In the butt?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908571
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934388
text:
  <slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads
  <eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want
  <slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908571
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934432
text:
  <recursive>  If being an idiot was illegal, it would probably
  be easier to keep the criminals outside the jails and use them
  as fortresses.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908571
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934481
text:
  <Scire> if Milla Jovavich was sucking me off, when I came in
  her mouth I'd scream, "BIG BA-DA-BOOM!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908572
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934578
text:
  <blazemore> omg i love this song
  <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps.
  (0:47/3:24)
  <Javi> blazemore:  yeah, that's a bad ass song


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908572
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934632
text:
  <Kevyn> Ooh PeeTree has his webcam on, and he has GIRLS in his
  room. I hope they get naked.
  <Uncle_Tobias> WOW GIRLS? WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE THINGS AND DO
  THEY COME WITH MAC OS 6?
  <Kevyn> That'd be awesome if he left the room for a minute and
  the girls started making out, unaware that the webcam was on.
  <NuttO> I think it'd be funnier if they pissed in his shoes
  when he left the room.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908572
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934684
text:
  <josh> usually when guys shoow me their penises I try and
  fondle them
  <penney> whoa josh
  <penney> are you gay?
  <josh> no, I'm just friendly


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908573
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934785
text:
  <flame> hmm when you have dialup, u download jpegs to wank
  over. when you have broadband you download mpegs to wank
  over... when you have 100mbit, u download DVD rips of pr0n
  films to wank over
  <riski> when you have 14.4 you get laid irl.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908573
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.934878
text:
  <Phobos> right, im off to build a slimline super computer, i
  will saw the 1.2ghz board i have so that it will fit into my
  lunchbox
  <Phobos> and the poor fucker who forgets his lunch and dares
  to open it, will be shiting an amd duron chip a day or two
  later


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908575
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935061
text:
  Ahmed is now known as ahmed_TOP_GUN
  <ahmed_TOP_GUN> oh, hmm, i put in the wrong movie ---
  ahmed_TOP_GUN is now known as ahmed_THOMAS_CROWN_AFFAIR


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908576
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935258
text:
  <Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in
  Quake III]
  <Guilty> Might as well be "Player"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908576
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935305
text:
  <MrRoboto1024>she said she was hot for me, so i gave her a
  spare heatsink.
  <MrRoboto1024>she didnt seem happy :(
  <MrRoboto1024>i just dont understand women.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908576
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935366
text:
  <@kmad> yah im switching majors
  <@mr420> so whats your new major
  <@kmad> English
  <@mr420> yuch
  <@ChAmP> o.O
  <@mr420> from what
  <@kmad> cpsc
  <@kmad> so boring and stupid
  <@ChAmP> english is boringer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935463
text:
  <Computer> this weekend i learned that one of my had-been best
  friends has become clinically insane
  <Computer> talking to her was one of the more disturbing
  experiences i have had in a long time
  <Computer> i went home that night and was too depressed to
  come outside again
  <Mousey> is she single?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935514
text:
  <bishun> dont get fresh with me
  <hydro-> but i'm using the all new summers eve douche
  <hydro-> it says i can be fresh whenever i want


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935560
text:
  <F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background
  <F|uke> Enya doesnt mind it either.,....she just sits, watches
  and plays


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935613
text:
  <gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag
  over her head if nothing else
  <djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho
  <gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom
  <djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908578
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935673
text:
  <BillyBob> napolean was 5 feet 7
  <BillyBob> that i did not know
  <NobleArc> Napoleon
  <NobleArc> It's just francais. Spelling en francais isn't that
  hard.
  <BillyBob> good to know you can catch typos in multiple
  languages
  <BillyBob> almost as helpful as the microsoft office paperclip


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908578
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935773
text:
  <SCVirus> John Stamos is getting divorced just as the Olsen
  twins turn 18.
  <SCVirus> Coincidence?  I think not.  I think someone is going
  to be entering
  <SCVirus> the backdoors of two little houses very soon.
  Harder, Uncle Jesse!
  <SCVirus> Harder!
  <TucksMa> LOL
  <kdub> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935823
text:
  <Maniaman> so lets say i have a date
  <Andares> Who's the lucky girl?
  <Maniaman> if that date occurs between 2 dates in a single row
  in a database


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.935945
text:
  <s3ph>      ^_^              <-----<<<
  <s3ph>      ^_^            <-----<<<
  <s3ph>      ^_^          <-----<<<
  <s3ph>      ^_^        <-----<<<
  <s3ph>      O_o      <-----<<<
  <s3ph>      o_O    <-----<<<
  <s3ph>      O_o  <-----<<<
  <s3ph>      O_O<-----<<<
  <s3ph>      O_x----<<<
  <s3ph>     <x_x--<<<
  <s3ph>   <--x_x<<<
  <s3ph> <----x_x<
  <s3ph> ----<x_x
  <s3ph> --<<<x_x
  <s3ph> <<<  x_x
  <s3ph> <    x_x
  <s3ph>      x_x


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936037
text:
  <WintrHawk> you know... 100hz is the resonance freq of a
  chicken head
  <WintrHawk> a power company found that out the hard way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908580
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936134
text:
  notorious phake: everybody gets mistaken for a whale at least
  once in their life
  notorious phake: it just happens to her a whole lot more


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908581
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936227
text:
  <Tom> i put my username in as tom pocock, and when they sent
  me the confirmation email, my login name is Tom PoMrWinky


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908581
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936272
text:
  * Sticks whoops for joy
  * Sticks cheers insanely
  * Sticks parties and dances around the room in a polka-dotted
  frock whilst screaming with inane joy
  <VooDoo> i guess the email server is working now huh?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908581
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936313
text:
  [ + [Adam] ]: MAN
  [ + [Adam] ]: I want an arab inflatable sex doll
  [ + [Adam] ]: they blow themSELVES up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908581
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936363
text:
  * twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) Quit (Quit:
  )
  * LlNK is now known as HidingFromVoy
  <hidingfromvoy> shhhh
  *twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) joined #fux0r
  <twigvoy> where'd llnk go?
  <hidingfromvoy> teehee


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908582
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936415
text:
  <loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a
  broken leg. Can't even walk around. That's so cute! I wonder
  what his dick tastes like"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908582
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936506
text:
  TheMan: Can one person type !add 2+2?
  Node: !add 2+2
  Aranjedeath: it dont work
  Aranjedeath: yeah
  Zabikten: $calc(2+2)
  Zabikten: hm
  Node: !add 2+2
  Zabikten: dude
  Zabikten: it's fucking 4
  Zabikten: why do you need a calculator?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936638
text:
  <born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
  <born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin'
  hours in school
  <born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't
  working
  <Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
  <born1986> hell yes
  <born1986> it was working fine yesterday
  <born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?
  <Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong
  position
  <born1986> i havent touched it since school
  <born1986> i'm growing impatient
  <born1986> ANGRY even
  <Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window

  . . .

  <born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!
  <born1986> FUCK!!!!!
  <Z00ass> it works?
  <born1986> no, i threw it out the window
  <Z00ass> the disk?
  <born1986> NO the whole drive
  <born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
  <Z00ass> :D
  <born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK
  <born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
  <born1986> brb

  . . .

  <born1986> shit
  <Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
  <born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
  <born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
  <Z00ass> :o
  <born1986> quite HARD
  <born1986> and you know what?
  <born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there
  <Z00ass> ???
  <born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on
  to the freeway
  <born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside
  my bag
  <Z00ass> lol
  <born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
  <born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

  . . .

  <born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
  <born1986> brb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936685
text:
  <didas>   ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to
  tel me to mail me
  <AnnoyN_Princess> u want him to tell u to mail urself?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936738
text:
  <jamesm> is it worth going to see Moulin Rouge?
  <Tippytoes> dont be a fag
  <MMouse> i saw it twice. it was excellent
  <Tippytoes> i rest my case.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908584
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936785
text:
  Montehall: eh 9 inches less and I would have a scar
  TwitchOSX: lol
  TwitchOSX: uh huh
  HomeBrewR: 9" less and you'd have a 7" deep pussy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908584
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936835
text:
  <bender_> lol.. Like 2 women on PMS
  <Khafra> Alright, can someone help me with my actual problem
  before I start craving chocolate then?
  <bender_> (I assume there are no women on this channel...)
  *Khafra looks at the extensive list of users
  <Khafra> Statistically, probably not


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908585
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936889
text:
  * Joins: kcar181-
  <kcar181-> baah
  <kcar181-> My HDD drive is dead
  <@matt1frek> dead?
  <kcar181-> dead
  <kcar181-> like the bios says "Where the fuck did your HDD go?
  "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908586
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936941
text:
  <`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn
  song
  <w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the
  donkey kong theme song is better


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908586
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.936992
text:
  <caca_lialia> my brother was wanking in front of computer.
  <devil> how do you know?:)
  <caca_lialia> the mouse is on the left side...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908586
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937039
text:
  <establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like
  guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are
  really into computers and video games/plus I have genital
  warts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908586
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937080
text:
  (BR4M) you take the good with the bad
  (BR4M) its like with the anorexic chicks
  (JuJu`) well, bad outweighs the good, so its not worth it.
  (Ravenclaw) anything outweighs an anorexic chick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908587
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937126
text:
  [+Makura] did you hear about the Chinese couple that had
  [+Makura] > a retarded baby?
  [+Makura] They named him Sum Ting Wong
  SeeDee shakes his head
  [+TomHung] so a guy walks into a bar with a monkey
  [+TomHung] i forget the rest of the joke, but your mom's a
  whore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908587
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937276
text:
  crwuidth: It's going to be hilarious if i ever live long
  enough to have grandchildren.
  crwuidth: "Wait, Gramps, so you guys used to drink ethyl
  alcohol? Isn't that what's in jet fuel?" "Yep. Great stuff,
  that. Shame they banned it when the synthetic stuff got made."
  "Wasn't it bad for you, drinking jet fuel?" "Made you feel
  like hell the next morning if you got hold of too much, that's
  for sure."
  crwuidth: they may be psychics and cyborgs and shit, but we
  are going to be hardcore in ways our grandkids could never
  dream of being.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908588
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937416
text:
  Marshall: A friend of mine knows a band from his hometown who
  played on one of the ferries that go between Finland and
  Sweden. When they were about to board in Stockholm, the
  Swedish equivalent of the DEA shows up with dogs and
  everything, so the guys in the band freak out 'cause they've
  (obviously) got their dope with them. After a few minutes of
  "fuck maaaan, what're we gonna do maaaaan!?", one of them goes
  to a Wal-Mart type store and buys a little remote-controlled
  helicopter. They proceed to plant the stash on it, leave it on
  the quay, board the boat and then use the remote to fly the
  drugs onto the ship


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908589
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937469
text:
  <go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people
  <Brena> what kind of question is that?
  <go_die> im just making conversation
  <go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908589
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937517
text:
  <actaviosan> i got ddosed today
  <actaviosan> didnt last very long
  <actaviosan> thought my first time would be better


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908590
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937616
text:
  <adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool
  sweaters any more
  <TS> thats cashmere you tool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908590
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937667
text:
  <Kupo> man
  <Kupo> Firefox can fuck itself
  <DarknessTear> It can? So THAT's what the Firefox logo is
  doing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908590
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937708
text:
  DoUBle  ChiN 47: omg im gonna be the most popular kid in
  school tomorrow
  rcknouttonight: why
  DoUBle  ChiN 47: i have tic tacs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908590
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937760
text:
  <dot> i make that typo irl too
  <dot> wait... it's not a "typo" then...
  * dot gets confused about real life
  <dot> real life... has no keyboards...
  * dot tries to remember this


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908591
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937864
text:
  <the_muss> New Game!  add the word "anal" to the beginning of
  car names. Anal Jamboree, Anal Explorer, Anal Pulsar, Anal
  Prelude, Anal Adventurer, Anal Legacy, Anal Nexus, Anal Swift
  <pyrophoric> lol, Anal Jazz, Anal Ram, Anal Probe
  <iuqcaj> Anal Bandit, Anal Forester, Anal Laser, Anal Escort,
  Anal Sovereign, Anal Beetle, Anal Golf, Anal Samurai
  <the_muss> Anal Eclipse, Anal Discovery, Anal Wrangler, Anal
  Ambassador, Anal Vanquish, Anal Vagrant, Anal Diablo
  <pie> Comedy Gold... Anal Trooper
  <the_muss> lol
  <pyrophoric> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908591
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.937930
text:
  <bludstone> so like, with anime now
  <bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it..
  it spreads
  <bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of
  timezone changes ermshtn
  <SiamShade> haw
  <SiamShade> l33t
  <bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.
  <SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from
  <SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then
  "i need to get laid."
  <SiamShade> oh wait
  <SiamShade> that makes perfect sense


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908592
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938041
text:
  <Quizzer> Question 45: What are the first three digits of pi?
  <emai420> pie
  <emai420> p i e
  <emai420> Pie
  <emai420> P I E
  <emai420> PIE
  <emai420> PIE
  <emai420> PIE
  <Quizzer> Hint: 3.
  <emai420> 3PIE
  <emai420> 3 P I E
  <emai420> 3pie
  <Quizzer> Time's up, the answer was 3.14!
  <emai420> this si retartet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908592
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938095
text:
  <@Pr|cK> oi shan on sunday last week at footlocker when i was
  buying new shoes
  <@Pr|cK> there was this REALLY HOT chick working there right
  <@Pr|cK> anyway i went in to buy shoes, and she saw my $500
  sunnies
  <@Pr|cK> and she gave me her number
  <@cray> pfft that's nothing...i went into this shop and waved
  around my expensive gun, and the chick behind the counter gave
  me all her money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908592
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938139
text:
  <SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake
  while experiencing a strong nitrous hit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908593
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938206
text:
  <incluye> OH! Shit it's your birthday, isn't it.
  <thom> Yeh
  <incluye> I have something for you.
  <thom> Really?!
  <incluye> Yeah.
  <incluye> localhostr.com/files/a19ydd/q.gif
  <thom> WTF
  <thom> It's just an animation of some dude getting a rag tied
  around his face
  <incluye> I know.
  <incluye> It's a gag gif.
  * You have been kicked from the channel by thom (never speak
  to me again)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908593
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938258
text:
  Jallak went to Hebrew school at this one temple for
  years...there was no rabbi, the head of the temple was the
  Cantor. He had long hair and he sang a lot. He would always
  give us long sermons about judiasm and goodness and all that,
  getting very very very passionate, his voice rising, tears
  nearly coming to his eyes as he spoke of God aa a "Great
  cosmic teddy bear"...
  <Jallak> It's been years since I went to Hebrew school...today
  I found out the Cantor had been arrested...for running a
  prostitution ring


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908593
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938304
text:
  lizbunny11: actually, i respect microsoft developers
  lizbunny11: it's hard to have your head up your ass and your
  nose in the air at the same time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908594
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938447
text:
  <melvin> figures
  <melvin> I joined #geekissues on efnet (bash.org)
  <melvin> it's just
  <melvin> people trying to be witty


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908594
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938493
text:
  (@CadWork) for a long time listening to snoop dogg when I was
  young I was like, wtf is that
  (@CadWork) now when I hear them say words I don't know the
  meaning off, I just assume it's drugs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908595
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938540
text:
  R-Salamander: Look at me, look at you! Watch me do that
  Pikachu!
  PeteMantis: (scratches records)
  R-Salamander: We stayed out 'til two o' clock! Watch me do a
  Thundershock!
  PeteMantis: (scratches records)
  R-Salamander: I am bored as hell tonight.
  MonkeyBoy: Watch me do the Dragonite!
  R-Salamander: Dude... We stopped doing that crap like five
  minutes ago. Come on.
  PeteMantis: We did?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908595
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938593
text:
  <Targen> rofl, I'm running Windows 1.01 on my old comp! HAAHAH
  <Cyber_Akuma> ha!
  <Cyber_Akuma> i have windows 1.00!
  <Targen> ...gah
  <Targen> and I already managed to crash it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908595
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938647
text:
  <Mercy> It's (assassinate the president) fun to annoy (charter
  a plane, pentagon) the NSA by (shoot George Bush) inserting
  crap into innocent (blow up congress) sentences.
  <Mercy> Or so I've been (nuke Washington) told.
  <@Ixnorp> One would think that the NSA would have slightly
  more advanced filtering techniques than regexp.
  * Mercy Quit (Ping timeout)
  <@Ixnorp> Or maybe not.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908596
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938737
text:
  *** God was kicked by BlackYoshi (AHAHAHAHA!!!!)
  *** ChanServ sets mode: -o BlackYoshi
  <BlackYoshi> I guess that's what I get for kicking god. =(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908596
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938783
text:
  <razzberri> but by the time i shower and get prettied up it
  will be raining again :
  <Shiva-TPF-> by the time I shower and get prettied up the sun
  will have burnt out.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908596
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938837
text:
  <t0mato> anyone here knows how fast will my computer run after
  a registry cleaning?
  <x5ga> We have a formula to calculate the percentage of speed
  gained
  <x5ga> (E*c/100)*a
  <x5ga> E is the number of errors cleaned
  <x5ga> c is the number of cores your CPU has
  <x5ga> a is 0


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908597
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938886
text:
  <Flamebird> i was watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon the
  other night.. and i was wondering where all the tigers and
  dragons are
  <Flamebird> then i realised they're all crouching and hidden
  <Flamebird> :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908597
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.938942
text:
  <RichiH> then how did you find out?
  <RichiH> i have ignored all ctcps
  <aboman> Dazman found out utilizing his investigative skillz
  <RichiH> anal probing?
  <Dazman> WTF are you on about
  <RichiH> no, i would of noticed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908598
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939195
text:
  <Galactic>  you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal
  mascots
  <Galactic>  I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
  <Galactic>  the Trix rabbit, for example
  <Galactic>  I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking
  KILLING some kids
  <Galactic>  I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit
  WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN
  FUCKIN MONEY.
  <Galactic>  fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically
  fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
  <Galactic>  "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
  <Galactic>  Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
  <Galactic>  FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
  <Galactic>  I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin
  bitches
  <Galactic>  and made them go get me the REST of a "complete
  breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and
  THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
  <Galactic>  and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit
  does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
  <Galactic>  I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin
  RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't
  immediately think
  <Galactic>  "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go
  over and share some of my cereal with him"
  <Galactic>  NO.
  <Galactic>  I'd be thinking
  <Galactic>  "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears
  tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just
  smoking?"
  <Galactic>  another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A
  part of this complete breakfast"
  <Galactic>  last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
  <Galactic>  they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to
  a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit...
  who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
  <Flaming_Duck>  not me
  <Flaming Duck>  I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
  <Flaming_Duck>  I mean, I eat when I get up
  <Flaming_Duck>  but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY
  SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
  <FLaming_Suck>  bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg
  sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
  <Flaming_Duck>  don't give me that shit.
  <Galactic>  Back to stupid cereal mascots...
  <Galactic>  Lucky Charms.
  <Galactic>  FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
  <Galactic>  Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a
  marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year
  olds?!?!?
  <Galactic>  C'mon now, Lucky.
  <Galactic>  I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the
  fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
  <Galactic>  or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
  <Galactic>  "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
  <Galactic>  ....
  <Galactic>  KILL THEM, BITCH!
  <Galactic>  I dunno why I went off on this rant here
  <Galactic>  it's just always bothered me."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908598
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939246
text:
  <DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this
  test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
  <DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
  <X15> there are ppl in texas?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908598
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939292
text:
  <Animule> OOkkaayy......
  <Animule> HHooww  ddoo  yyoouu  ttuurrnn  ooffff  llooccaall
  eecchhoo  iinn  tthhiiss  tthhiinngg??????


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908599
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939343
text:
  <turtletip> a seeing-eye dog was undressing me with its eyes,
  so I maced him
  <turtletip> it got all frantic and ran its owner infront of a
  moving vehicle
  <turtletip> pretty funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908599
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939401
text:
  <@Mi3Z> and im only on 56k
  <@Mi3Z> takes about 2 hourse for win2k SP3 on this
  <@Mi3Z> hours*
  <@Cheez> 2 horses for a service pack?
  <@Cheez> doesnt sound like a fair deal to me
  <@Mi3Z> yea i know
  <@Mi3Z> they rip you off like fuck, you know what MS are like
  <@Cheez> still, winXP SP1 checks to see if the horses are
  stolen :o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908599
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939487
text:
  me:what color bulbs should i get for my new headlights?
  brother:get one red and one blue so everything is in 3D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908600
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939539
text:
  <Shaft> my dad used to buy them for his coffee and i would
  always just eat them out of the box
  <@kaanchy> i used to eat powdered milk
  <Shaft> that was coke
  <Shaft> your mom was a cocaine addict
  <@kaanchy> so that explains why im eating it right now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908600
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939594
text:
  <jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp?
  <Jumper> people still use lisp ?
  <Liqd_Work> people started using lisp?
  <MediArc> people can program?
  <Jumper> ..people ?
  <MediArc> ??
  <drlion> there was light?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939691
text:
  <sartan> I have removed the air cover on the cisco 6513
  chassis.  the rush of hot air tingles against my naked
  transistors.  I slowly slide my upgrade card into the open
  slot, gasping as I feel the flow of air sharply cut off,
  jolting as the spark of electricity initiates the rom
  cycle....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939830
text:
  Last night, I was looking up at the stars, and I thought to
  myself, where the fuck is my ceiling?!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939887
text:
  <matt> mang
  <matt> i gotta send some logs down stream
  <matt> but my roommate just got in the shower
  <markus> so go stank up the bathroom
  <matt> i assume the door is locked
  <markus> just push it under the door then


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908602
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.939929
text:
  * andy Quit (Quit: Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to
  minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products
  expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey
  Algorithm.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908602
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940018
text:
  <@Po|2N`GotSex> ok everyone this is the most funniest thing
  that has happended to me in years....
  <@Po|2N`GotSex> my g/f mom found out we fucked
  <ownsya> lol
  <@Po|2N`GotSex> and we sat and talked it out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908603
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940089
text:
  <sweendOGgRH07> One year Dad decided he was going to take us
  on a "surprise vacation." We wouldn't know where we were going
  until we got there. We were all real excited when we piled
  into the station wagon early one morning. We went about five
  blocks, then we got in an accident at a four-way stop. I guess
  it was a pretty good surprise, but why did we need all that
  camping gear?
  <gamgames> hahaha
  <sweendOGgRH07> I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and
  I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way
  Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap
  around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do
  this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to
  people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper
  constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes
  in class? I'll tell you why,because paper can't beat anybody a
  rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds.
  <sweendOGgRH07> When I play rock/paper/scissors I always
  choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with
  their paper I can punch them in the face with my already
  clenched fist and say Oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would
  protect you Asshole


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908603
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940133
text:
  <+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your
  constantly downloading porn...i figure you were just like the
  rest of us...perverts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908603
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940174
text:
  [Luke]: I must say my mum is bad when it comes to security.
  Norton says her download is a virus, so she disables norton
  and runs the exe. FFS!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908604
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940220
text:
  < aurikan> they never actually get together you realize
  < aurikan> after link saves zelda she becomes an uberbitch and
  they part ways, zelda fooling around with pages, link
  frequenting the local brothel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908604
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940286
text:
  <RoboJoe> i;'m here more than all of you, so fu :/
  <Xisor> fu robo u aint
  <RoboJoe> Xisor, indeed me am
  <The_Necromancer> no u aint me and Xisor are here the most
  <RoboJoe> i'm never idle
  <RoboJoe> and you and necro actually leave the chan throughout
  the day....i only ever leave when i need to recon
  <Xisor> I see
  <RoboJoe> no, but me here more than you!
  <The_Necromancer> hrmm we are arguing who has less life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908604
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940350
text:
  <Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then
  another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
  <Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
  <thePoizon> hehe
  <thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
  <Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
  <Entomorph> more like milimeter peter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908604
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940406
text:
  TaipeiSS: o.o I love the Harvard common app supplement.
  TaipeiSS: they don't ask you stupid gay questions that you
  have to write essays to
  zenith251: They don't want no Jibba Jabba.
  TaipeiSS: the closest thing they ask is...
  TaipeiSS: Briefly discuss one book that has strongly
  influenced you.
  TaipeiSS: Briefly discuss.
  TaipeiSS: That's like, a paragraph or two.
  zenith251: But halfway through the space they provide "We said
  brief, damnit!"
  TaipeiSS: Not "500 -750 words on a quote that means something
  to your life and how you exude it in every situation" like
  fuckin gayassed Cornell
  zenith251: And if you keep going past that line, they don't
  read it.
  TaipeiSS: and they get this big purple stamp that says GAY
  TaipeiSS: and they stamp it on that part of your essay and
  print it and send it back to you in the mail
  TaipeiSS: And they include a handwritten postit where they
  laugh at you and say you have no friends.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908605
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940601
text:
  <Althorrat> Sean and Dan provided communion wafers as
  refreshments. They got them surplus off eBay.
  <Althorrat> mmm... surplus Christ.
  <Asshead9000> heh. were they the good ones or the papery ones?
  <Althorrat> to be honest, I didn't try them.
  <Asshead9000> who won the debate?
  <Althorrat> (considers saying, "Jesus always leaves a bad
  taste in my mouth", but doesn't)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908606
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940726
text:
  <chikster> orion thinks im mad fine
  <chikster> WOOHOO
  * chikster dances around room
  <orion> you need more pics
  <chikster> never knew that
  <orion> and i need to shave
  <orion> i look like i'm 30
  <chikster> i will have more when i get my camera
  <maff> dont shave dude
  <maff> grow an inverse fro
  <chikster> lol
  <arse-poet> haha
  <jestuh> yeah chik i think you're pretty hot too in an
  don't-arrest-me way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908607
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940817
text:
  <DCGrendel> i spent 8hrs today doing evil code to do evil
  things i dont really understand
  <ragnarok2040> you work for microsoft?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908608
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940916
text:
  <Maven`> I'm god in 8 channels of the 8 i'm in. I own 228
  sluts.
  Preach> you're a fucking dork who needs to get laid
  <Preach> nuff said
  <Maven`> true


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908608
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.940963
text:
  <Alice> damn the man, save the empire!
  <Misseh> damn the empire , SAVE THE MAN !! ;-)
  <Eriond^AFK> damn the empire, sod the man, screw the woman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908608
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941022
text:
  <NSNick> NSNick's Thought of the Day:
  <NSNick> When people commit suicide, their notes are always
  sad and depressing.
  <NSNick> If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny
  <NSNick> Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908609
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941115
text:
  <hitman666> I just use norton. love that proggy... systemworks
  <eqnix> wastes too much resources for stuff i can do by hand
  <Aristotles> isnt that your philosophy on dating?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908609
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941170
text:
  <avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded.
  "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped
  yet!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908610
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941271
text:
  <Amanda> MANY MEN
  <Amanda> WISH DEATH UPON ME
  <Amanda> I can relate to 50 Cent.
  <Guilty> You're both into clubbing
  <Amanda> baby seals


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908612
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941328
text:
  <carrot_> blast
  <S|eeper> blast???
  <carrot_> tis my non swear word swear word
  <Audio> Mine is blowfish
  <S|eeper> mine is fuck
  <S|eeper> oh wait


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908612
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941375
text:
  Hunting Bounties: Where can I get a ps2 emulator?
  OOPRCT: from YNOS
  Hunting Bounties: Where is that
  Hunting Bounties: ?
  OOPRCT: it's a secret company
  OOPRCT: try searching on the programs called EKAF and SURIV
  OOPRCT: EKAF and SURIV has the YNOS emulator
  OOPRCT: DIPUTS also has it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908613
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941423
text:
  Reguarding geology vs. astronomy:
  Skail[FARK] Yeah, I'm down with rocks.
  Skail[FARK] You can't dent someone's skull with a nebula.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908613
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941470
text:
  (tactics) i wish i just had someone to give me a hand job once
  in a while
  (tactics) im thinking about renting one of those little
  monkeys from the disabled peoples shelter
  [BlackDragon] EW!
  (tactics) im kidding :P
  (tactics) their hands aren't big enough


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908613
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941530
text:
  <&Cenobite> I'd like to holiday in China
  <&Cenobite> I want to see the great firewall
  <+user> haha
  <+user> you can see it from myspace
  <+flying_purple_people_eater> lol
  <&Cenobite> user: haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908613
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941585
text:
  <Joe> reich as in shut the fuck up, you're a fag
  <Reich> OOh
  <Reich> coming from a guy who had cyber-sex witha guy
  <Sabdo> ...
  <Sabdo> wtf do you think the internet is FOR?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908614
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941631
text:
  <@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay
  <@dos622> so he could go on a overnight type trip with a girl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908614
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941735
text:
  <AV-Cables> np: [ - ] [06:05m]
  <Frozen-Solid> god DAMN your tags suck av.
  <AV-Cables> I know. :D
  <AV-Cables> No, I have to re-tag them.
  <AV-Cables> I just converted ALL my songs to 192kbps.
  <AV-Cables> And the Smashing...LIVE! soundtrack to 320kbps.
  <Frozen-Solid> uh....
  <Frozen-Solid> converted from what...?
  <AV-Cables> 128kbps


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908615
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941783
text:
  <daggorath> What are the good Hindu channels on Efnet?
  <fdog> I am not to be knowing what the good hindu channels are
  to being


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908615
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941824
text:
  Dominion: Ill just throw it away and move on like the spoilt
  child that I am
  Dominion: I mean, look at how I use my new pc
  Dominion: I havent carressed it since the first day
  Dominion: I havent complimented it on the perfect sheen of its
  aluminium


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908615
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941871
text:
  <Kruge> I think there should be a seperate internet for ugly
  bitches
  <Kruge> suuuure, if you wanna take amateur porn pics of
  yourself, you go right ahead.  But post them on the Ugly Bitch
  Web


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908615
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.941955
text:
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> I had something like that happen to me
  once.
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> And vengeance is a plate best served cold.
  * Sectoid^Authopsy sits down for storytime
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> I saw some asshole stealing my pack of
  cigarettes from my table while I was getting another beer.
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> But of course, as I confronted him, he
  denied it flatly, and all the sudden four of his mates were
  getting ready for a fight and shit.
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> So I decided to back down, and rather get
  one over him later.
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> Of course, living in an army camp has it's
  advantages, such as easy access to ammo.
  <Sectoid^Authopsy> o_0
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> So I took two Winner Tip cartridges, a
  little bit of tobacco, and quite a generous amount of
  gunpowder from a blank I 'obtained', topping it off with
  tobacco to get a proper look.
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> Next weekend, I leave my pack containing
  two cigs rather indiscreetly at my table when I see this
  assholes is at the pub, and go to pick up another beer.
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> When I come back, the pack has vanished.
  So I get hold of one of the bouncers, telling him that I saw
  someone carrying "what looked like fireworks around".
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> Ten seconds later, there's some nasty
  fizzing, a lot of smoke and a huge fucking flame coming from
  one of the corner tables, and seconds later, the same thing
  happens in the hand of one of the guys sitting there.
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> And at this point, it has to be mentioned
  that watching two bouncers pull a screaming guy with no
  eyebrows left, and a nasty burn up half his face out of a pub,
  'accidentally' drop him down the stairs, and finally call the
  cops on him, does lead to a certain smugness.
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> The morale is, don't you ever fucking
  touch my cigarettes. I can probably spare you one if you ask,
  but fucking ask first, okay?!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942003
text:
  <X2> [AlekaiTalon] Uh-oh, watch out ladies, Alekai Talon is in
  the house
  <Tyr> yea ladies, watch out
  <Tyr> he might steal ur men :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942046
text:
  [timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie
  [timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford
  [timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity
  [timmo] to see him get shot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942099
text:
  * Joins: rock (rock@cs24243145-246.houston.rr.com)
  <rock> hey
  <Capn_Panic> hey
  <Shockster> hey
  <Capn_Panic> it's fat albert!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942152
text:
  <grifferz> I love vim so much
  <grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over
  <grifferz> but vim's love is pure
  * ben moves away
  <grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend
  * IZS calls for the men in white coats


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942219
text:
  <ian_> Speaking of shaving, I was experementing with my beard
  trimmer's hair length settings so I decided to test it on my
  chest hair.  Now I have a trail of missing hair going from my
  crotch to my neck.  It's like you're looking from overhead at
  a foreset with a trail of trees cut down.
  <kierabee> your chest hair is on your crotch?
  <ian_> There's no clear line of where one stops and one
  begins.
  <kierabee> that's a savory image
  <ian_> kierabee, I can shave my ass hair and make a toupe.
  <kierabee> why don't you just braid it and leave it in place?
  <ian_> Can you  braid it for me?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942290
text:
  <Kyle> blue cat5? heh
  <xstraightedgex> MAGE
  <xstraightedgex> ive got that
  <xstraightedgex> and yellow
  <waffle> all the cat5 I see in institutions is blue
  <Ed> Yeah, I see that pretty often.
  <Kyle> heh
  <waffle> the high school I went to had it
  <xstraightedgex> what about YELLOW
  <Ed> Yellow too.
  <Ed> I've seen yellow more often in crossovers, though.
  <waffle> i was about to say that
  <Graphic_V> My cat5 is blue.
  <Graphic_V> This is the nerdiest conversation ever.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942345
text:
  <Kaloth> ah, if only there were a mystical place, where beer
  flowed freely from an ice cold source
  <Kaloth> and peanuts were free
  <Kaloth> and men of all ages could gather and talk about tits
  and sport
  <Kaloth> ah, if only.
  <Kaloth> wait a minute
  * Kaloth bbl. pub.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908618
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942443
text:
  <scoob> so, question for you geezers
  <scoob> gotta be in NY in a suit tomorrow. ok, fine. Flying
  out tomorrow.
  <scoob> I can wear the suit on the plane and go straight, or I
  can pack it and change
  <scoob> both seem shitty
  <unclefat> are you flying in the animal hold ?
  <scoob> the finest economy delta has to offer
  <unclefat> can get you a gold medallion for $500
  <unclefat> good odds on getting upgraded to a class that lets
  you hang your coat and doesn't fly you with some fatty's elbow
  up your asshole
  <unclefat> #justsayin
  <unclefat> also, for suit-wearing times i make them fly me in
  the night before and scrip a hotel room
  <scoob> yeah, this is personal travel
  <scoob> and just came in from elsewhere tonight
  <scoob> didn't get to go direct from place to place
  <unclefat> so where would you change  ?
  <scoob> friends place
  <scoob> someone's hotel room
  <scoob> whatever
  <scoob> that part is squared away
  <unclefat> then i'd bring the suit
  <unclefat> and fly like the animal you are
  <scoob> all day erry day
  <unclefat> go get shorn and whatnot at your boy's barn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908618
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942488
text:
  [SB|Ranter] I played the Sims for 1 hour and realised I was
  making such an effort to clean the dishes when there's a whole
  stack of them beside the sink in real life
  [SB|Ranter] so I deleted the fucker


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908619
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942631
text:
  <J-Dawg> I tried to buy a hooker with monopoly money once.
  <Kyee> how'd that work out for you?
  <J-Dawg> my mom said they weren't in monopoly
  <J-Dawg> ...they never let me play after that, either...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908619
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942678
text:
  <\slick> 3d studio max install told me to close all program
  when installing, so i just opened more to be defiant
  <\slick> take that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942787
text:
  <Pyroman> NEW RULE
  <Pyroman> No one may have a name that starts with 'No'
  <Pyroman> It fucks up my nick completion
  *** Yukari is now known as NotYukari
  *** GigaClonWantstoKickNickServ is now known as NotGigaron
  *** NMR is now known as NotNMR
  *** DJ_Bytes is now known as NotAlsoDJBY
  <emphaticallyumopepisdn> You guys are sheep
  <NotYukari> baa
  <NotAlsoDJBY> Baaa
  <NotGigaron> baaa
  <NotNMR> baaaa


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942847
text:
  <+[SFX]Newbie0> I had a dog once
  <+[SFX]Newbie0> my mom always told me when I got a boo-boo, to
  let the dog lick it
  <+[SFX]Newbie0> said it was antiseptic
  <+[SFX]Newbie0> One time, I had a sore throat
  <@[EoK]cheaptrick> I can see where this is going..
  <+[SFX]Newbie0> God I miss that dog
  <@[EoK]cheaptrick> ew..
  <+|WM|ePi> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.942953
text:
  *** sonic_1 (rick@highlife.net) has joined channel #perl
  <sonic_1> can someone tell me whats wrong with this script?
  <sonic_1> #!/usr/bin/perl
  <sonic_1> for $x in 'ls --width=1';
  <sonic_1> do 'mv $x ~$x/Mailbox;chown $x.mail ~$x/Mailbox';
  <sonic_1> fi


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908621
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943018
text:
  [(>'.')> Ladymercury] Creed disbands and Reagen DIES
  [(>'.')> Ladymercury] MY GOD
  [(>'.')> Ladymercury] ITS A SIGN
  [(jmr) mirai] hmm
  [(jmr) mirai] yeah
  [tiger_yamato] That the world is slowly becoming a better
  place?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908621
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943123
text:
  <Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't
  be shewed upon...
  <Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens
  <Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while
  ago,
  <Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943175
text:
  <Badforyou> Does anyone know where you can buy large,
  exceptionally strong plastic bags, fake dog poo, sulphuric
  acid, aroma therapy candles, and a ten pound dead doberman on
  the internet?
  <freekoala> all but the dead dog on amazon.com i bet
  <freekoala> you could put together your 'amazon.com' wishlist
  and send it to people. they will wonder about the theme, but
  keep them wondering.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943227
text:
  <Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
  <Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
  <Kash> LOOK AT ME
  <Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
  *** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN)
  <CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943278
text:
  <LouZiffer> We just got back from the ultrasound. Everything's
  good. I'm the proud father of a lima bean with a heartbeat.
  <RangerRick> LouZiffer: oh no!  it'll be a vegetable!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943339
text:
  <DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div.
  <DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail
  password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question
  so I can resurrect his account.
  <DotSPF> what a prick
  <DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password'
  <DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap
  iMac


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908623
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943397
text:
  <BBR-SpeZ> do you know in mexico its illegal to wash your sink
  on a sunday
  <BBR-SpeZ> just so you know
  <BBR-SpeZ> making sure you dont, ya know, go washing any sinks
  in mexico
  <BBR-SpeZ> i know what they r like, wave $50 in your face and
  tempt you with a washcloth
  <BBR-SpeZ> 'go on buddy you know you wanna try it, just
  imagine all that dirt just sliding away....'
  <BBR-SpeZ> i was a 20 sinks a day man :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908623
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943438
text:
  (koch): !need some help
  (koch): !anyone in private please
  (@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing
  (@dc): hes an idiot
  (@Lynkx): !i want a vagina
  (@Lynkx): shit
  (@Lynkx): don`t werk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908623
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943488
text:
  <@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet...
  <ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys
  pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after
  you with a parachute.
  <situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908624
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943582
text:
  ScottDoom1944: I have had several customers inquiring about
  the Wii, but none had inquired about the 360 previously and
  none have inquired about the PS3.
  h0ckeygod: That's because you work at Toys R Us.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908624
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943642
text:
  <+Allahkat> Or say that you heard a rumour about some gays
  having the female reproductive organs taken out of their dyke
  friends, and insterted into their ass, so they CAN reproduce.
  <+Allahkat> Or something as stupid as that.
  <+Allahkat> See how many fall for it.
  <@asshat> thats genius
  <@asshat> imagine having a uterus in your ass
  <@asshat> you could totally poop a kid out
  <@bunnieWork> shit a kid.
  <@bunnieWork> a shitday instead of a birthday.
  <@asshat> then you have the right to call them little shits


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908625
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943837
text:
  <citrus-> hehe, some guy called me a few weeks ago, asking if
  I would like more TV channels to watch. (Obviously selling
  some cable stuff) so I said 'Yes I would' and hung up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908626
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943885
text:
  <Chibi-Trekkie> at school, some guy was like
  <Chibi-Trekkie> are you going to prom?
  <Chibi-Trekkie> and another guy was like PRON!? WHERE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908626
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943927
text:
  meird: no his sister is really creepy man
  hindenburg: like goth and morbid type creepy?
  meird: not exactly
  meird: you know how like little kids write on walls?
  hindenburg: thats not that creepy
  meird: it is when you wake up at 2am, and shes standing over
  you gripping a giant sharpy like a knife
  meird: the wall was covered in the fibonacci sequence or
  something like that
  meird: its funny how many serial killer horror movies can
  flash in front of your eyes in the fraction of a second


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908626
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.943975
text:
  <GiLtY2> oh god, this program is killing me
  * crumpiano fights off program
  * GiLtY2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
  <crumpiano> i guess the program got him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908626
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.944034
text:
  <Sharkey> I've been told I should be a phone sex operator.
  <Sharkey> Which gender hasn't been specified.
  <Xerox> I've been told I should be a phone sex caller.
  <Sharkey> Keep reaching for that rainbow.
  <Kashan> he's waiting for your call


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908627
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.944081
text:
  <Killrbyte> HAHAHA.  My Dad just told me that once when he was
  in school he took a blank tape, recorded someone screaming
  about 30 minutes into it, and put it in a tape player and
  pressed Play right before the end of class.  Then he left it
  there so during the next class, they suddenly hear a loud
  scream in the middle of class from this damn tape player.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908627
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.944131
text:
  Ifonlyiwerecool: we're supposed to make a program for java,
  and it has to get the highest # out of a set
  Ifonlyiwerecool: and we're supposed to name the program
  'getHigh'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908627
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.944183
text:
  <VolteFace> heh, an idiot in my art class today tried to stab
  someone with a pencil
  <VolteFace> so he grabbed the guys arm
  <VolteFace> and swings
  <VolteFace> and PLUNGES THE PENCIL INTO HIS OWN FINGER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.944276
text:
  (Patrick82): i have multiple personalities
  (tkam): the one that tells you to kill yourself obviously
  isn't getting its fair share of time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.944915
text:
  <aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die
  <paniq> i dont have to
  <paniq> i have won in a lottery for immortality
  <wayfinder> i thought you've won a key fob?
  <jco> an immortal key fob


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.944967
text:
  *** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
  <vanity> wow
  <vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908629
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945021
text:
  <samurai> need to finish this crap for school but I can't get
  it done... any help here?
  <taleweaver> sure... what do you need?
  <samurai> whats the opposite of eloquence?
  <taleweaver> george w. bush?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908629
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945067
text:
  <ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia
  <ion-> within two standard deviations from the mean


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908629
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945166
text:
  <Lestat> I should invent a way to make porn into music.
  <Matrix_McCloud> yes
  <Lestat> So you could be rocking out and looking at porn at
  the same time.
  <Matrix_McCloud> oh
  <Lestat> By like, rocking out to porn.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908630
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945216
text:
  <nummish> your loss.. raver girls dressed as cats
  <nummish> strung out on every chemical known to man
  <nummish> what more could you ask for? really?
  <sheizkopft> an STD test?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908630
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945268
text:
  * SexySam has joined #avision
  <Jasper> SexySam: Leave now, while you still can :|
  <SexySam> what's up?
  <CY666> We talking about first time mastrubation experiences.
  <SexySam> thx
  * SexySam has left #avision


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945368
text:
  <ryche> my sister hangs around with these slut friends who
  blow guys at school and they won't even give me a minute of
  their day :
  <ryche> maybe i'm not offering enough....doesn't $0.05 sound
  fair or not for a bj?
  <FunG> yep
  <FunG> a nickel per inch sounds reasonable


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945467
text:
  <nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going
  to get a weezer tatto
  <nerak_> that is a heart
  <nerak_> with weezer in the middle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945521
text:
  sploich 1: You know what's funny?
  sploich 1: From the late 1800's into even the 60's and I think
  70's, women were fighting for their rights.
  sploich 1: Now, we have women like Fergie.
  sploich 1: It's like, they fight for almost 100 years to not
  be known as objects, then once they get that they dance in rap
  songs about male supremecy.
  SALawncare: then there's ann coulter
  sploich 1: He doesn't count.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908632
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945570
text:
  Blast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck
  anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it.
  OAGreatLordAxion: ummm
  OAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder
  Blast Enforcer: oh
  Blast Enforcer: ok
  OAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that.
  OAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908632
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945620
text:
  <Pepper-> "Dear valued customer, it appears you have attempted
  to transmit data through your modem. Here at iiNet, it is our
  policy to stop all outgoing traffic from client's computers,
  as it encourages rampant misuse of our outragesouly overpriced
  and underserviced internet accounts. Please refrain from doing
  this in future, and thank-you for your continued support of
  our company."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908632
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945679
text:
  <reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB
  <reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT.
  <reflexive> ehehehehhehehe.
  <|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath,
  and thrashes your nerves.
  <reflexive> ...where's the downside?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945724
text:
  <NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back
  of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945772
text:
  <felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS
  3COMs.
  <barkode:#916> felix: you left out "stackable"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945820
text:
  <Chewbacca> Raarraraaraarrrraarargh.
  <Jordanis_Jackal> What's that Chewie?  Han fell into the well?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908634
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945925
text:
  <Seed> I had to remove one of toastt's organs once.. because
  he didn't pay attention
  <md`> i see
  <Supachikn> which organ?
  <Supachikn> his skin?
  <Supachikn> pancreas?
  <Supachikn> appendix!
  <Seed> Supachikn: a 1967 Hammond organ


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908634
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.945972
text:
  * Filbert hmms@the work root password scribbled on his hand
  * geekster Chuckles at the security
  * Filbert wonders what his hand gives him access to, lol
  <geekster> mastarbatory pleasure
  <geekster> if your chubby arms can stretch round your large
  stomach


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908634
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946063
text:
  <EnochRoot> BREAKING NEWS: President Bush has declared a state
  of Boogie Madness. Preliminary operations will begin at 1100
  Hours.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908635
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946114
text:
  <Lagamuffin> 1280x1024 32bit ->60Hz<- That sucks xpert
  <Lagamuffin> you should fix that to atleast 85Hz
  <weapon01> lol
  <weapon01> overclock your monitor!!!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908635
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946166
text:
  Chris: well, I only watched Twilight once, so it doesn't
  really count.
  Mr. Mann: Oh?
  Chris: 1st time doesn't count, 2nd means you're curious, 3rd
  time and after means you're a faggot.
  Chris: my uncle said that
  Chris: but I think he was talking about buttsex
  Mr. Mann: So basically the same thing ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908635
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946228
text:
  <Sopabuena> I will name my children after my testicles
  <Sopabuena> Left and Right
  <GreenJeanz> .........
  <Mort> I don't think 'small' and 'smaller' are very good
  names.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908637
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946339
text:
  <@`2L> South Korea is to spend nearly twenty billion dollars
  to hook up every household in the country to broadband
  internet.
  <@`2L> South Korea, where 60% of the country's 48 million
  citizens surf, is to ensure all homes can receive broadband
  connections by 2005, reports BBC.
  <@`2L> The Korean Government is funding loans of 13.3 trillion
  won (around 20 billion Australian dollars) to the country's
  biggest telecom company, KT Corp, and ISPs to enable the
  massive infrastructure project.
  <div> 20 billion on diablo. starcraft and pr0n
  <div> best govt ever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908637
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946400
text:
  <cdk> the computer admin at the office is just the kinda LINUX
  0wnZ WIND0wZ nazi
  <cdk> and he's goddamn paranoid
  <cdk> and he smells
  <@noosie> most linux guru's smell
  <@noosie> linux before personal hygiene... that's their moto
  <cdk> do most linux guru's whistle and make awful jokes and
  hysterically laugh at their OWN jokes?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908638
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946450
text:
  <vrtny> my boobs hurt
  <vrtny> anyone wanna masage them ?
  <Tremor> well maybe some other time
  <Tremor> im still installing php atm


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908638
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946497
text:
  <Rolan> I think black people on TV is illegal in Texas
  <CatSkills> and it will remain so until they televise
  executions


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946587
text:
  <nrky> yeh, having a girlfriend tends to fuck up your ability
  to be on the internet, shit they waste alot of time
  <Twisted> I want a girl - but on the other hand, she has to
  have the ability to go into the other room and communicate via
  IM


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946635
text:
  <bbyhewie> my roommate just asked me how to change the font of
  text in a picture he just downloaded
  <PhsyCon> tell him to drop it in notepad :P
  <bbyhewie> no, i told him to shut up and stop talking to me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946697
text:
  <Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH
  <Arsentia> I just lost the fucking picture on my Chem lab!
  <Merl> hehehehehe
  <Merl> neeeener neeeener ;-)
  [Time Passes]
  <Merl> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
  <Merl> I just lost my whole fucking ESSAY i wrote this weekend
  <Merl> DAMN MS WORD SHIT
  <Assasin> wait
  <Assasin> Wait a second.
  <Assasin> Was it you who was laughing at Arse?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946763
text:
  <Hat> Windows XP isn't that bad, foO.
  <Hat> At least it's better than fucking ME.
  <Hat> Wait, I think I saw that on bash.org.
  <Hat> aggggrggrgrh, I DID see it!
  <Hat> Man, I'm fucking pathetic.  I have IRC quotes in my
  subconscious.
  <foO> the funny thing about it is that you actually have a
  girlfriend that puts out, yet you still irc
  <Hat> I'm hideous! Don't look at me!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908640
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946868
text:
  <@Max> this ball spinning crap is crazy
  <@Max> this guy would be popular at a rave :P
  <@Alice`> Anyone at a rave would be popular
  <@Alice`> "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS TWO LEGS OMFG WTF LOOOOL
  BONG 420"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908641
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.946967
text:
  <GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself
  <GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908641
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947021
text:
  <APC> I steal from the automated checkout all the fucking time
  now
  <APC> Well, I still pay
  <APC> I just lie about what I bought
  <APC> for instance
  <APC> 2 pounds of bananas costs less than say, 2 pounds of
  hustler and playboy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908641
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947077
text:
  <felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room
  <felix:#916> it's like, ROTTING
  <felix:#916> STUCK UNDER A CABINET AND NOBODY CAN GET TO IT
  <felix:#916> 8 or 9" long, overall
  <asphyxia:#916> damn packet kiddies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908641
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947123
text:
  <Agilo> you know jerking off in the shower has its
  disadvantage
  <Agilo> now the rain makes me horny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908642
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947214
text:
  <EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
  <KC48348751> dude
  <KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908642
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947284
text:
  One fine day in #support on GamesNET...
  <@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.
  <+[d20]Gau> Clan:  Covert Underground Neutralization Team  #
  CUNT
  <@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel
  name.
  <+[d20]Gau> ?  Is it too short?
  <@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt"
  <+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a
  woman's vagina, isn't it
  <+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat
  <@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908642
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947334
text:
  <Argentius> I fell asleep again in class today...
  <Darkersun> that sucks man, what did the teacher do?
  <Argentius> I am the  teacher >.<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908643
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947381
text:
  <cheese^> a virus that reboots your computer all the time
  seems kinda pointless
  <@BenKenobi>  cheese  i dunno.. microsoft makes millions
  selling it every day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908643
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947480
text:
  <skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
  <skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and
  agreeing with each other a lot.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908644
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947574
text:
  <@Usama> I am gonna get a tattoo of a $100 bill on my
  penis.....because women like to blow money and I like to watch
  my money grow.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908644
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947636
text:
  <Grimspoon> would you amputate an innocent babie's arm, skin
  it and use the baby arm skin as a condom in order to save 60
  million lives?
  <Destrox> you'd get to fuck somone with baby skin to become a
  hero for earth
  <Grimspoon> i'd prolly not skin it, just jab the whole arm on
  my shlong and the little baby fingers would be like "ribbed
  for her pleasure"
  <Grimspoon> i'd use the baby arm to ass fuck jessepence
  <jessepence> ooooh yeah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908644
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947718
text:
  <JaG> whos taking me out to dinner tonight?
  <FairWtns> We could do a group thing.
  <FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner thing.
  <FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner meaning food thing.
  <FairWtns> Or we could just say fuck it and see if we could do
  the group thing.
  <JaG> being the only chic in here, im vehemently opposed to
  the group thing, i dont have that many orifices
  <FairWtns> Oh, I don't know, you have enough, I would say.
  <JaG> 4 guys, 1 girl
  <JaG> NOT enough orifices
  <FairWtns> Well, how are we defining 'orifice'
  <JaG> its gotta feel good to me too sweetums
  <FairWtns> Yeah yeah, "what's in it for me"
  <FairWtns> Typical female philosophy.
  <JaG> Better than whats in me for it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908645
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947764
text:
  <exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me.
  <novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco
  bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908645
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947810
text:
  <Binkster> since I started using OpenBSD... I went from six to
  eight inches!
  <BSDuser> stop lying and your nose will get back to normal


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908645
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947862
text:
  * Kavey starts talking to the internet in binary
  <Alver> 10110101011111010100101011010111010100 Kavey? :)
  <gavagai> Alver: watch the language
  <Kavey> Alver: how dare you... my mother is a saint


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908646
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947916
text:
  <Godsey> I want to beta test EverQuest 2 and get paid for it
  <etrigan> oh i'd do that but so would tons of gamers :/
  <Godsey> I'm highly qualified :)
  <Godsey> I am fat and have BO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908646
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.947966
text:
  <NoAzRk> So everyday I make my pb&j when I get home. One night
  I wake up for a snack and go to the kitchen. Moms smeared
  peanut butter and has the dog lapping.
  <Argmyeye> sick! what did you do?
  <NoAzRk> I made a fucking pb&j when she was done. I was
  hungry.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908646
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948010
text:
  IcedEarth156: my bro is coming over to work on the house
  and I gotta help him
  bobthefish021: oh, go....doing manly work
  IcedEarth156: actually I'll be making the lemonade


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908647
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948115
text:
  <[foreel]Torisutamu> Warning!
  <[foreel]LagginTimes> Warning: The following commercial may
  not be suited for young children.
  <[foreel]LagginTimes> Tired of watching college girls run
  around like morons and take off their clothes?
  <[foreel]LagginTimes> Of course you're not!
  <[foreel]Torisutamu> Tired of those same old girls at those
  same beaches? We thought not!
  <[foreel]Torisutamu> Fucker beat me to it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908647
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948173
text:
  <wishkah> what is is with white fucken vehicles and crimes
  <Ram|work> dunno
  <wishkah> oj
  <wishkah> sniper
  <wishkah> bangbus
  <Ram|work> AHAHAHAH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908648
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948263
text:
  [runedude]: im getting akilled too :((
  [runedude]: bye folks
  [21:25:43] ::: Quit: (runedude) (autokilled: [speedis]
  Requested by user to stop ircaddiction.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908648
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948361
text:
  <Sonson> (picture address)  ......scary part? this was last
  year.... my hair grows REALLY fast O_o
  <Sonson> and I have fecal hair
  <Ronald_MacK> Fecal hair?
  <Ronald_MacK> What the hell have you been eating?
  <TRB115> Uh...
  <DecadentTeatime> Food?
  <Sonson> Fecial hair ^^
  <Airi> FACIAL.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908648
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948408
text:
  <skatinxx> So, I was in Foods today and we were making pasta
  and my teacher came over to me and says "Your pot is hanging
  out". My hand immedietly went to my sweatshirt pocket to make
  sure my baggy was still there and then she pointed to the pot
  with the pasta in it. I realized then that the handle was
  facing out over the edge of the stove. She gave me the
  weirdest look....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908649
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948463
text:
  <jax> I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with
  my penis
  <jax> was trying to see if I could register it as a
  fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner
  <jax> JUST so I could login with a penis print
  <jax> it didn't work :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908650
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948601
text:
  * kipton is listening to cute gay boy jacking of in his
  underwear :: 13s
  <sprite>...
  <kipton> the description is misleading


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908650
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948645
text:
  <the-low> it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an
  adult film star, take a cum shot in the face


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908650
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948705
text:
  <@DrPoole> i wish i had a friendly panda
  <@DrPoole> he'd be my buddy. watch tv and stuff.
  <@DrPoole> drink beer.
  <@niklas> get high
  <@DrPoole> yeah. he'd get fucked right up and he'd beat on me
  from time to time.
  <@DrPoole> that, would, RULE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948846
text:
  <Antioch> My penis is annoying.
  <Antioch> "Ugh."
  <Mitch> Howso?
  <Antioch> "Morning sir! How are you today sir?"
  <Antioch> "Shut up."
  <Antioch> "I've got your coffee, sir."
  <Antioch> "Shut up, I said."
  <Antioch> "Slept well, sir?"
  <Antioch> "Can you just stop standing up like that?"
  <Antioch> "Can't, sir. I'm too happy, sir."
  <Antioch> "Damn you!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948914
text:
  <NES> hah
  <NES> speaking of your mom jokes getting me in trouble
  <NES> my friend rocky's mom died of cancer
  <NES> I had no knowledge of this cancer, I hadn't known him
  very long
  <NES> and I had for a while this obnoxious habit of doing
  those your mom jokes
  <NES> repeating something someone said and inserting their mom
  <NES> so I sit down at lunch one day and I hear him say "she
  died of cancer"
  <NES> and I said "your MOM died of cancer"
  <NES> *silence*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.948959
text:
  166296586: Hello.. How are you? I hope great :-)
  Lockee: hello, how are you?  i hope not another fucking
  spambot
  ..... (some time later) .....
  Lockee: aww cmon, that all you got?
  Lockee: a single scripted annoying ass message?
  Lockee: wait, i know
  Lockee: damnit i'm stupid.....
  Lockee: i just advertised this number as being active
  Lockee: which means now your company can sell it to even LESS
  scrupulous companies
  Lockee: fuckmefuckmefuckme


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908652
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949013
text:
  <Sid> SIDS is a sad way for babies to die.
  <Sid> They could've grown up to be suicide bombers or
  something interesting.
  <FingerGauntlet> Well
  <FingerGauntlet> now you can use the corpses as ammo for small
  catapults


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908652
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949082
text:
  <GvL|OCNoy> hey guys, I'm making a hangman game, I need some
  7-10 character words
  <Boltskee> homosexual
  <GvL|BBA> cockbite
  <GvL|Ewout_vB> klootzak
  <GvL|BBA> metrosexual
  <GvL|OCNoy> Man, that was stupid to ask in IRC
  <GvL|Ewout_vB> hemoglobin
  <Boltskee> lollersexual
  <GvL|Ewout_vB> pak5gene
  <GvL|BBA> foreskin
  <GvL|OCNoy> sigh
  <GvL|BBA> rectum


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908652
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949135
text:
  <Sqrfrk> I went and watched 300
  <Sqrfrk> That movie was badass
  <ErrorNotFound404> oh
  <ErrorNotFound404> im gonna go on thurs
  <ErrorNotFound404> dont tell me anything
  <Sqrfrk> They all die.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908652
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949184
text:
  <+NeoHentaiMaster> back in my day we had to manually punch the
  binary into the circuts using needle pins
  <Insane2757> Back in my day, we coded with 2 badgers and a
  spoon.
  <BladeTR> back in my day we had to draw the zeros and ones on
  the cave wall with clay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908653
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949235
text:
  <lawngnome> isnt chelsea clinton like, 10 years old?
  <fire_hawk> what?!  no!  She's going to Stanford next year!
  <lawngnome> wow...
  <lawngnome> pretty fucking smart 10 year old.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908653
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949336
text:
  <Alter_Legiones> don't ya just hate it, when you try to find a
  rom. then you click on a link that you think takes you to a
  rom site, but is loaded with porn ads, and when the thing
  opens, the first thing you hear is "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR LONG
  COCK!* while your mom is in the room >_<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908654
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949476
text:
  <ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
  <ckx> not because i like killing people
  <ckx> just for the nice suits
  <ikkenai> and the bitches


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908654
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949523
text:
  <Spyder-> AOL also sucks
  *** Carnevil_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Carnevil_
  [ACA7C955.ipt.aol.com])


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908655
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949619
text:
  <Callick> You know..
  <Callick> You tend to realize the kind of sad existence you
  live in when you wake up Friday morning in a sweat stained
  Namco t-shirt and a pair of yellow old navy swimtrunks.. with
  last night's pizza grease still on your face and a glass of
  rotten milk next to you.. and the first thing on your mind is,
  "Man, I'm gonna have some fun playing my cleric in Dungeons
  and Dragons today!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908655
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949669
text:
  <michael-> shut up
  <michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today
  <kisama> heh
  <kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped
  like the rest of us


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908655
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949740
text:
  <reva> so I was babysitting my cousin's kid the other day.
  who's like, 15 months old.
  <reva> he was trying to get up on the computer chair, so i put
  him up there.
  <reva> he just starts randomly banging on the keyboard
  randomly
  <reva> and the first thing that pops up says "Are you sure you
  want to delete Internet Explorer?"
  <reva> I hit "no" (because it's my parents computer).
  <reva> so he starts hitting more keys...
  <reva> the next thing that comes up: "Are you sure you want to
  delete Outlook Express?"
  <reva> ...I've never had more hope for humanity than that
  moment.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908656
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949803
text:
  mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning
  snap-in as windows 2000
  <mx> anything else would be ridiculous
  <norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no
  <mx> no fdisk
  <norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie
  <mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you.
  Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/
  Datenspeicher/Datenträgerverwaltung (gawd, I HATE windows)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908656
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949862
text:
  <dts|sKratch> get a serial ata drive
  <dts|Oleander> www.shitsex.com
  <dts|Oleander> wait
  <dts|sKratch> it plugs into pci
  <dts|Oleander> wrong link
  <dts|Oleander> ahha
  <dts|sKratch> HAHAHA
  <dts|sKratch> gg clipboard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908656
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949911
text:
  <[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a
  metal detector unnoticed.
  <Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
  <Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of
  his own feces


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908657
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.949998
text:
  [ spacefish ] nah, austnet is like.. the s-bend of irc.
  [ spacefish ] it catches all teh grime and keeps it in one
  place.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908657
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950046
text:
  slurpee: it's just wrong to be watching some random pr0nclip
  and it starts out with some hot, hot chick with a hot, hot
  bod...  then they start speaking german and you're thinking
  "wait a minute here" and then she lies down and some guy
  squats over her and WOAH COMMAND-W


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908658
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950134
text:
  <MetaBean> my wifes boobies will be huge soon
  <Nobara> ???
  <Nobara> She is pregnat, or you are rich?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908658
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950190
text:
  <synjaWrk> did you know co.ck is a real top level domain
  <synjaWrk> $300/year
  <synjaWrk> daamn
  <sno_uk> synja: haha : so you can you and buy abig.co.ck ?
  <synjaWrk> sno_uk i dont need to buy one
  <synjaWrk> :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908658
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950232
text:
  (+fraseyboy) i got thermal grease on my finger. does this mean
  its going to melt? O_o!!!
  (+chronomaster5042) no, it meand you cant melt, go ahead,
  touch something hot
  (+fraseyboy) wow cool
  (+fraseyboy) does it work the same way for cold stuff?
  (+chronomaster5042) no
  (+chronomaster5042) it THERMAL greese
  (+chronomaster5042) not COLD greese
  (+fraseyboy) il put my finger in the fridge just to try it
  out...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908659
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950273
text:
  you there... the guy from Australia using BigPond and spamming
  junk into the submission queue along with ads for some stupid
  weeaboo site.
  yes, you.
  KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO EVEN VIEW THIS
  SITE!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908660
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950459
text:
  *** Fl0g (Phaket@03.gate4.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has joined #
  math
  <Fl0g> PERVERTS!!!
  *** Fl0g (Phaket@03.gate4.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #math


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908660
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950523
text:
  <The_Roach> I hear you're pissed.
  <A|exander> who told you that
  <The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub.
  <A|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed?
  <The_Roach> ...
  <The_Roach> Well, yes.
  <A|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right
  <A|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908660
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950569
text:
  * kitten has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by
  kittster)))
  <BlackAIR> kitten got killed??
  <Propagandhi> ALRIGHT, WHO IN HERE IS MASTERBATING!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908661
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950610
text:
  bug: why arent you sleeping now?
  dj:i was having wet dreams so i came to see if you were online
  =D
  bug: errr..
  dj: i was trying to be romantic......


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908661
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950661
text:
  <blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :(
  <blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming
  requests
  <blur_> and like
  <blur_> theres naked men out there apparently


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908661
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950755
text:
  <fr0k> Methinks Slicey is A) blushing or B) seriously not
  amused
  * fr0k hopes for A
  [later]
  <Fractal-Coffee> (i think she's just ignoring you fr0k)
  <fr0k> (she is)
  <Fractal-Coffee> (safer than acknowledging anything you say)
  <pineapple_slice> stop talking about me.
  <fr0k> (she's telling us to stop talking about her...)
  <Fractal-Coffee> (should i say "who said we were talking about
  you" to her?)
  <Fractal-Coffee> (maybe that'll throw her off)
  <fr0k> (yeah, let's try that)
  <Fractal-Coffee> who said we were talking about you?
  <Fractal-Coffee> who said we were talking at all?
  <pineapple_slice> ... You and fr0k. I'm not that stupid.
  <Fractal-Coffee> were we talking?
  <Fractal-Coffee> who's we?
  <Fractal-Coffee> oh, right
  <fr0k> (I dont' think she's buying it)
  <Fractal-Coffee> (foiled)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908663
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950850
text:
  DHS : Could god make a game so powerful, that even his
  computer couldn't run it at full settings?
  PoorLeno : It's called Crysis.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908663
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.950947
text:
  * Todd farts
  <insane> I wouldn't do that with the people in this channel,
  you might get raped
  <insane> now they know there is room in your colon
  <Todd> it's ok, I wear a pair of titanium boxers.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908664
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951040
text:
  <PS_GAMER> Neill, just to be sure, that text compression
  problem with SD3 is a thing of the past, correct?
  <Neill1712> PS: Well, I killed the text compression. But now
  the text compression's big brother is hiring someone to kill
  me, so I'll keep you posted
  <PS_GAMER> Thanks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908664
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951095
text:
  <+_chester_> i think the dentist might molest me while i'm
  under
  <@End11> and your dissapointed you can't be awake for it?
  <+_chester_> i want to see his technique
  <@Psybrid> lol
  <+_chester_> i mean, good god, if i need 4 days to recover,
  the guy is pulling more than teeth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908665
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951146
text:
  YukiNagato: As much as I do tend to play games that are
  generally enjoyed by virginal fat dudes, I wouldn't touch WoW
  with a ten foot pole.
  YukiNagato: It's just that the whole "KILL MONSTERS LEVEL UP.
  RINSE. REPEAT" thing is kinda old.
  Semantic: That's not entirely true. It turns out that many WoW
  players forget the rinse part.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908665
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951197
text:
  <LL-> why did u msg me?
  <marry> realy im searching to get married
  <marry> can you help me
  <LL-> why u wanna get married?
  <marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908665
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951238
text:
  kinky kinsey: oh yeah...wanna bet?
  Steel: would i lose?
  kinky kinsey: yes
  Steel: then no. i dont wanna bet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908665
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951303
text:
  <HappyDude> ARGH, I think the definition of 'bad timing'
  happened to me today
  <HappyDude> I was sitting there watching a porn vid
  <HappyDude> And it was just a naked girl in a spa
  <HappyDude> Then, 3 things happened all at the same time....
  <HappyDude> 1) I cum everywhere
  <HappyDude> 2) My mum walks in
  <HappyDude> 3) The "girl" stands up to reveal "she" has a huge
  cock.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951359
text:
  <dauphin> wrath, what do you mean in a sense you're also
  african?
  <wrath> cause i was born here
  <dauphin> are you black?
  <wrath> no
  <GWF> yeah, you arent african wrath
  <GWF> if a dog is born in a stable it doesnt make it a horse


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951405
text:
  <Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and
  am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
  <Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A
  NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951455
text:
  <blender> mmm halloween candy
  <BloodNose> kid
  <blender> adult
  <sevr> sounds like a match made in nambla to me
  * BloodNose moves closer to blender
  * blender runs in horror


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908667
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951505
text:
  <+Starvin`Marvin> over here in my country , im a real sex
  object
  <+RonaldMcD|afk> looool
  <+Starvin`Marvin> whenever i ask girls for sex ... they object
  <+Bastaard> LOL!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908667
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951558
text:
  SilverInsanity5: This girl next to me was looking up 'penis'
  on Wikipedia during English
  SilverInsanity5: So I asked if she wanted some hands-on
  learning instead looking at a computer
  SilverInsanity5: We got so many looks that day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908667
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951614
text:
  < kara> Take Highway 40 West to the Clayton-Skinker Exit. Turn
  right and at the third stoplight turn left onto Forsyth Blvd.
  The campus is on your right and Olin Library is in the center
  of campus.
  < kara> ack, sorry
  < BB> doesnt bother me, i'm just wondering where i'm goin ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908668
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951809
text:
  <Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  ???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are
  now'a'days
  <Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way
  <Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951888
text:
  <Xapz> war soon
  <Xapz> Maybe tomorrow
  <Xapz> We've pulled out ambassadors
  <m0swald> http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/03/04/
  iraq.usa.shirt.reut/index.html
  <Sh0rty> :
  <Sh0rty> stupid americans :|
  <Sh0rty> canada > all
  <m0swald> my giant american pee pee would rip your
  canadian-wang-trained females apart!
  <Sh0rty> :o
  <m0swald> I'm american, therefore my wang is gigantic.  at
  least, that's what the media tells me
  <m0swald> not to mention, I'm TEXAN, so it must be doubly huge
  <m0swald> I assume it's true, too.  because every woman I've
  shown it to has giggled in terror!
  <m0swald> IN TERROR


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.951946
text:
  <thcip> Answering Machine: Did you ever hear one of those
  corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi,
  It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you
  are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.'" Beep."
  "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling...Speaking of being
  positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952031
text:
  (G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me????????
  (G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me????????
  (HappyJoy): deja vu?
  (G0th|CMaN): speak english pls i dont understand


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908670
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952081
text:
  <mikaru> thinkgeek.com has some l33t a55 tshirts.
  <mikaru> literally/
  <autistk> mikaru: dude, I think you'll find they are, in fact,
  g3y455 shirts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908670
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952140
text:
  <tamara> i still can't reach lj :( I
  <Twid> really?  i just got there
  <tamara> obviously livejournal hates canada.
  <jej> WHO DOESN'T.
  <Twid> they probably banned all of canada
  <Twid> or dedicated a modem line to routing to canada
  <tamara> 14.4


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908670
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952188
text:
  <eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ?
  <eX|chika|afk> get any cool shit while u were over there, like
  HIV or Herpies ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908671
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952232
text:
  +SharpSchutze: Hard Drive Installed On: Thursday, January 1
  1970
  +SharpSchutze: That can't be good.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908671
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952278
text:
  <AsylumXKP> Yeah no advertising. (This message was brought to
  by ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME!)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908671
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952326
text:
  obsession: santa.. he's pretty lucky.. cuz he knows where all
  the naughty girls are at...
  obsession: that's why he's so jolly u see?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908671
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952374
text:
  [|313|GTSR] i just rememberd i have test tomarrow
  [|313|GTSR] i hate HS
  (rAzor) You'd better pray it's not a spelling test. :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908672
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952424
text:
  <alicetr> is anyone good with win2k networking?
  <fatbrain> alicetr: just ask
  <MBoffin> Maybe he did ask. Maybe he's doing a survey.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908672
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952474
text:
  <Charles> I've got mock exams network
  <Charles> oops .... *next week
  <Neil> now theres an example of someone who spends too much
  damn time on the computer.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908672
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952526
text:
  <Ben> I was talking to someone I know in English class today
  about my plans to Linuxize my old PowerMac, he asked "what
  kind?" I said "Debian or SuSE", he replies, "Who are Debbie
  and Susie?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952570
text:
  (InkBlot) From CNN: Rumsfield: Turkey plans will go ahead.
  (InkBlot) good to see Thanksgiving won't be canceled this
  year.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952615
text:
  Quits: The_Rinoa (Local kill by Wilko (one big fat chanwhore
  sitting on #ffonline, one big fat chanwhore sitting on #
  ffonline, and if the big fat chanwhore, was accidentally
  anally brutalised by a /kill, there'd be 0 fat chanwhores
  sitting on #ffonline. BOOYA!))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952666
text:
  <katers> my fucking roommate
  <katers> needs to stop being a ho
  <katers> or cut me in on the action
  <katers> one or the other.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952727
text:
  <Hydric> :P
  <|Opeth|> lol
  <|Opeth|> you're dumb Hydric..do you really don't know?
  <|Opeth|> *laughing*
  <Tetsubo> do you really dont know hydric?! *laughing*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952775
text:
  <kwigibo> Guns are for people who can't humiliate criminals
  with elaborate swinging paint-can contraptions


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952822
text:
  <Judg3> well, i get laid too. But you have to keep it secret,
  or your not as geeky
  <JPres> I got laid once.
  <JPres> but mom said it made her feel dirty


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952890
text:
  <PC_TRIVIA> TV/Movies: John Denver & George Burns appeared
  together in what 1977 film
  <PC_TRIVIA> Hint: ** ***!
  <Asha`monk> oh god!
  <PC_TRIVIA> Well done Asha`monkey! The answer was oh god!. You
  got it in 6.64 seconds. You've moved up in rank!
  <PC_TRIVIA> Asha`monk now has 51 points and is ranked 192nd of
  391, behind Sop with 51.
  <Asha`monkey> Hey, that wasn't my answer.
  <Asha`monkey> I just saw a naked picture of my mom.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952935
text:
  <Neo> I woke up the other morning at 4:00 am to find some
  woman banging on my door. I was like, WTF?.... So I got up,
  and let her out.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908675
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.952996
text:
  <DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14
  times
  <Wronski> DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to
  shoot yourself in the head 14 times.
  <DAL9000> Wronski: think about it.
  <DAL9000> if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help
  <DAL9000> then he's prolly not using very much of his brain
  <natescape> b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain
  most of the time anyway
  <natescape> his 10% was probably located closer to his ass....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908675
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953044
text:
  <StmChser> sex is like math
  <StmChser> - the clothes, + the bed, / the legs, ...and pray
  to god you don't multiply.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908675
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953089
text:
  ### Psyber converts paige's vibrator from .5 milliamps to 200
  amps
  ### Paige is gone (07:19PM): brb.. *bzzzz*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953147
text:
  <tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know?
  <tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull.
  <ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth
  <ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed
  <ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding
  <tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis
  <ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you
  shove in your asshole?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953201
text:
  <Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare
  <slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me
  <Ice_raven> it is
  <slash> okay, that's good.
  <slash> no false advertising there!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953264
text:
  <k2xl> in 1998, i made a C++ program to calculate pi to a
  billion digits.
  <k2xl> i coded it on my laptop (pentium 2 i think) and then
  ran the program.
  <k2xl> the next day i got a new laptop but decided to keep the
  program running.
  <k2xl> it's been over seven years now since i ran it. and this
  morning it finished calculating.
  <k2xl> the output:
  <k2xl>      "THE VALUE OF PI TO THE BILLIONTH DIGIT IS = "
  <k2xl> mindblowing eh?
  <k2xl> i looked in the code of my program, and i found out
  that i forgot to output the value :(.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953310
text:
  <TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from
  aerosmith or something
  <scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908677
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953360
text:
  <Orm-Riva> I knew a man who had sex with a helicopter once.
  <Illandir> ...
  <Orm-Riva> Alright, I didn't, I lied to try to impress you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908678
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953548
text:
  <@whistler> i just tried to change my pants
  <@whistler> and put them on backwards
  <@whistler> and didnt realize till i went to take a shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908678
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953605
text:
  C:UsersNetham45>tracert -h 100 216.81.59.173

  Tracing route to FIN [216.81.59.173]
  over a maximum of 100 hops:

  1    <1 ms    <1 ms    <1 ms  -snip-
  2    26 ms    52 ms    28 ms  -snip-
  3    14 ms    33 ms    49 ms  -snip-
  4    18 ms    22 ms    22 ms  -snip-
  5    19 ms    23 ms    22 ms  -snip-
  6    27 ms    30 ms    30 ms  -snip-
  7    31 ms    31 ms    34 ms  -snip-
  8    26 ms    27 ms    30 ms  75.149.231.30
  9    46 ms    66 ms    66 ms  xe-1-2-0.atl11.ip4.tinet.net
  [89.149.181.117]
  10     *       49 ms    49 ms  epik-networks-gw.ip4.tinet.net
  [77.67.69.158]
  11    61 ms    59 ms    63 ms  po0-3.dsr2.atl.epikip.net
  [216.81.59.2]
  12     *        *        *     Request timed out.
  13   101 ms   118 ms   102 ms  Episode.IV [206.214.251.1]
  14   101 ms   101 ms   102 ms  A.NEW.HOPE [206.214.251.6]
  15    99 ms    99 ms    99 ms  It.is.a.period.of.civil.war
  [206.214.251.9]
  16   102 ms   136 ms   117 ms  Rebel.spaceships
  [206.214.251.14]
  17   116 ms    98 ms    95 ms  striking.from.a.hidden.base
  [206.214.251.17]
  18   101 ms   115 ms    99 ms  have.won.their.first.victory
  [206.214.251.22]
  19    99 ms    99 ms   100 ms
  against.the.evil.Galactic.Empire [206.214.251.25]
  20   118 ms    98 ms   100 ms  During.the.battle
  [206.214.251.30]
  21   117 ms   101 ms   102 ms  Rebel.spies.managed
  [206.214.251.33]
  22    99 ms   117 ms    94 ms  to.steal.secret.plans
  [206.214.251.38]
  23   100 ms    96 ms   101 ms  to.the.Empires.ultimate.weapon
  [206.214.251.41]
  24   103 ms   101 ms   105 ms  the.DEATH.STAR [206.214.251.46]
  25    99 ms   100 ms    96 ms  an.armored.space.station
  [206.214.251.49]
  26   120 ms   102 ms    98 ms  with.enough.power.to
  [206.214.251.54]
  27    98 ms    98 ms   118 ms  destroy.an.entire.planet
  [206.214.251.57]
  28    98 ms    97 ms   101 ms  Pursued.by.the.Empires
  [206.214.251.62]
  29   101 ms   105 ms   117 ms  sinister.agents
  [206.214.251.65]
  30   100 ms   100 ms   100 ms  Princess.Leia.races.home
  [206.214.251.70]
  31   104 ms   101 ms   102 ms  aboard.her.starship
  [206.214.251.73]
  32   105 ms   102 ms   103 ms  custodian.of.the.stolen.plans
  [206.214.251.78]
  33   100 ms   100 ms   103 ms  that.can.save.her
  [206.214.251.81]
  34   100 ms   106 ms   139 ms  people.and.restore
  [206.214.251.86]
  35   100 ms   121 ms   102 ms  freedom.to.the.galaxy
  [206.214.251.89]
  36    99 ms   101 ms    98 ms  0-------------------0
  [206.214.251.94]
  37   104 ms   118 ms   101 ms  0------------------0
  [206.214.251.97]
  38   100 ms    99 ms    99 ms  0-----------------0
  [206.214.251.102]
  39   102 ms   100 ms    97 ms  0----------------0
  [206.214.251.105]
  40   105 ms   118 ms   123 ms  0---------------0
  [206.214.251.110]
  41   100 ms   105 ms    98 ms  0--------------0
  [206.214.251.113]
  42   109 ms   115 ms   113 ms  0-------------0
  [206.214.251.118]
  43   161 ms   155 ms   154 ms  0------------0
  [206.214.251.121]
  44   114 ms    98 ms   112 ms  0-----------0 [206.214.251.126]
  45   101 ms   124 ms   105 ms  0----------0 [206.214.251.129]
  46    98 ms   143 ms   117 ms  0---------0 [206.214.251.134]
  47   102 ms    97 ms   105 ms  0--------0 [206.214.251.137]
  48   101 ms   101 ms   140 ms  0-------0 [206.214.251.142]
  49   104 ms   107 ms   103 ms  0------0 [206.214.251.145]
  50   102 ms   103 ms   104 ms  0-----0 [206.214.251.150]
  51  1067 ms   100 ms   100 ms  0----0 [206.214.251.153]
  52   100 ms   101 ms   104 ms  0---0 [206.214.251.158]
  53   104 ms   101 ms   101 ms  0--0 [206.214.251.161]
  54   108 ms   104 ms    99 ms  0-0 [206.214.251.166]
  55   102 ms   101 ms   106 ms  00 [206.214.251.169]
  56   106 ms   105 ms   104 ms  I [206.214.251.174]
  57   102 ms   123 ms   105 ms  By.Ryan.Werber
  [206.214.251.177]
  58   117 ms   103 ms   111 ms  When.CCIEs.Get.Bored
  [206.214.251.182]
  59   107 ms   103 ms   105 ms  read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net
  [206.214.251.185]
  60   105 ms   122 ms   101 ms  FIN [216.81.59.173]

  Trace complete.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908678
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953660
text:
  <DTOX> I just spent 20 min arguing with the manager at
  McDonalds that I gave him a $20 instead of the $10 they
  thought I gave them.  Finally he gives me a $10 back + change
  and I go home and find out it really was a $10 I gave them and
  I'm an asshole.
  <DTOX> I drove back and apologized and gave them back the $10
  they gave me
  <CoMBo> stick it to the man
  <DTOX> combo:  I have a fucking job, I don't need to lie at
  McDonalds to make money you lazy fucking raft nigger


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908679
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953708
text:
  Vann: turns out grilling the peanut butter and jelly was not
  my best idea.
  Jeffrey: OMG you didn't...
  Vann: no, george foreman did.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908679
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953786
text:
  <Porcupine> #animefiends, lots of fun
  <Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii], do you like your meat
  hot or cold
  <Porcupine> [22:57] <Abizoath> anyways I am off to fade into
  obscurity....
  <Porcupine> [22:57] <Rintaun> theedge[h: not if you use good
  compression :P
  <Porcupine> [22:57] <[Chii]> porc: depends which kind
  <Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii]: my kind
  <Iruja> lol
  <guns7007> Porc making fun of chii won't get your meat in his
  mouth any faster
  <guns7007> just offer him a buck and mention 10-10-220
  <guns7007> it always works in the commercials


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908679
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953845
text:
  <Hiyasu> I just called my manager, and told them I couldn't
  come in, because I'd just contracted leprosy.
  <Hiyasu> The odd thing was, for about 10 seconds, she believed
  me.
  <SePPach> lol
  <SePPach> what did she say?
  <newjersey> "I thought I fired you two weeks ago"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908680
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.953998
text:
  <exo> a/s/l?
  <exo> i have blonde hair and blue eyes
  <exo> i like to run and play with my dog
  <torechednodle> i like long walks on the beach and men who
  arent afraid to cry
  <exo> can i approach you torechednodle
  <torechednodle> omg cybersex?
  <torechednodle> yes, but please turn on your landing lights
  and adjust ILS for approach to vector 160
  <exo> there is a dead animal on the runway
  <torechednodle> yes dont mind that i was shaving


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908680
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954062
text:
  <Borgis> I think there's air in the pipes in my house
  <Borgis> Every time you turn the tap on, the water heater
  outside makes this loud 'BBBRRRAAAAPPPPP' noise
  <Uric> yea
  <Uric> that happened at my old house
  <Uric> I dont know what it is
  <Borgis> Your old house didn't explode or anything did it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908681
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954164
text:
  <Hito> This girl at school asked me a really wierd question
  today.
  <Hito> "What's the best ecperience you've ever had while
  masturbating? Explain why. After, tell me what the worst
  experience you've had masturbating is, and explain why."
  <Jin|Cool> I got that once as an essay question on my SAT.
  <Jin|Cool> Mostly why I got a 1200.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908681
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954209
text:
  Inflames: Dude, my sister had sex with some guy 15 minutes
  before he was 18. Then she called me and told me.
  Inflames: I was like, wtf? I don't wanna know that.
  Sandman: wow
  Sandman: She doing anything February 17th at 11:45pm?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908681
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954276
text:
  <Fenril> That reminds me, there's a deaf person in one of my
  classes, and she has a personal sign-language person.
  <Fenril> And it's really freaking distracting.
  <Satan> Now there's a job I wouldn't mind having.
  <Cact> I don't have a beef with the deaf, it's just that they
  freak me out with their moans and grunts sometimes.
  <Fenril> I don't either, but it's hard to learn with a person
  standing 3 feet from you and looking like she's having a
  sock-puppet fight with herself.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908682
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954338
text:
  <@Miz> Buffys on. You told me to remind you, Porn-Star.
  <@Porn-Star> erm i dont like buffy???
  <@Cheez> you gay or something?
  <@Porn-Star> no i think its boring and predictable
  <@Cheez> ok ill rephrase. do you like sarah michelle geller?
  <@Porn-Star> of course!
  <@Porn-Star> look anyone who doesnt like "that scene" in cruel
  intentions is a bit weird
  <@Miz> the one where the guy is naked in the pool?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908682
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954379
text:
  The-ill-man- *beat kicks in*  yo yo  you know i be somkein
  some grass, tappin some ass, while rippin on bowls, and hittin
  on hoes
  -cyanide- ur smoking weed while fucking girls while smoking
  weed while trying to pick up girls.. nice rap..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908682
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954426
text:
  (_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts
  ablaze...it was in chemistry...it said "light the burner." and
  when i was lighting it, my pants slipped off and my penis
  flopped over the bunson burner...darndest thing...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908682
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954483
text:
  * @K3nSh1n plays with the keyboard
  <@Steve> I named mine, too.
  <@K3nSh1n> lol
  <@K3nSh1n> winkey?
  <@Steve> "Womb Stretcher, the Magnificent"
  <@K3nSh1n> ahhh
  <@Steve> Most girls call it "Bahahahahah!  Are you asian?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908683
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954532
text:
  <Potrod> you get buffy episodes from newsgroups?
  <Killa> newsgroups are like, the primary source for anything
  big
  <Uncle_Tobias> My penis is all over newsgroups


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908683
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954602
text:
  <@Keron> no i think only catholics can confess
  <@LordBrian> time to convert
  <@Keron> no need to convert
  <@Keron> jesus has already prepaid your visa sin card
  <@Keron> he's already predied for your sins
  <@Keron> it's like being preapproved to sin
  <@liwei> that must have been a spectacular death
  <@Keron> only if you don't accept him as your savior, then
  instead of breaking your knee caps like a loan shark
  <@Keron> he sends you to hell
  <@Keron> kind of a bum deal if you ask me.
  <@LordBrian> sounds like a jew all right


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908683
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954668
text:
  <Lord_Red> how did they screw up
  <TheDingo> first, they somehow forgot i'd asked for an oil
  change, which was my main reason i'd brought in the car
  <TheDingo> second, they didn't check to make sure WHICH john
  white i was, and had me listed as some guy in lancaster KY
  <TheDingo> they tried calling me last night to say my car
  wouldn't be ready, but they called this other guy instead, who
  was quite confused, as he'd never owned a voyager in his life
  <Lord_Red> demand money off your bill
  <TheDingo> i got them back
  <TheDingo> i took TWO donuts from the customer lounge


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908684
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954709
text:
  [ @Billy ] elim you type while away
  [ Elim-away ] yea, im in my bathroom taking a shit
  [ Elim-away ] i have a lil midget tell me what your saying,
  and ill tell him what to type


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908684
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954755
text:
  <Lokonopa> you know what would be the funniest thing to see?
  when those spelling bee contests come on tv, and the announcer
  gives a kid a really hard word to spell...and at that exact
  moment a guy in the back screams "HOLY FUCK!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908684
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954801
text:
  <LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my
  friends house, my friends big brother ran into the room with a
  huge turd in his hand and was like "LOOK HOW HUGE THIS IS!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908684
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954842
text:
  cougah66: dude, i am so uber fucked
  cougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the fuckage....it boggles
  the mind


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908685
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954937
text:
  <AfraidOfAmericans> I have money that smells like marijuana
  smoke
  <AfraidOfAmericans> I am annoyed.
  <Popples> I like the normal smell of money.
  <AfraidOfAmericans> heh.
  <AfraidOfAmericans> you mean cocaine?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908685
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.954991
text:
  <Biomech-> i took a shit earlier that weighed about 200g, well
  unimpressed
  <Nezzie> so, do you actually scoop it out of the toilet?
  <Biomech-> im slightly more sophisticated than that
  <@cai> you're weighing shit, how sophisticated can it get?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908685
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955035
text:
  disturbed c0w: but jesus
  disturbed c0w: how can you read all of bash
  disturbed c0w: thats like reading the dictionary except cock
  is in there a lot of times


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908686
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955144
text:
  <fuck0ff> hi, does someone here know the escape sequence for a
  blank?
  <fuck0ff> hello? a blank ?
  <fuck0ff> escape sequence like 't' for tab, and blank like the
  things you do between words. ?
  <fuck0ff> it's for a c program
  <fuck0ff> has the channel #programming anything to do with,
  like to program?
  <MadSciFab> why do u need an escape sequence for a blank
  space?
  <MakAtak> err.. is that what you call "space"?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908686
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955195
text:
  <Richard> are muslim clerics sort of like... the pundits and
  talk radio hosts of Arabia?
  <Richard> I think this may be the case
  <Richard> they are like Rush Limbaugh with beards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908688
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955288
text:
  <eViLegion> my brother was using Word, trying to edit the
  format of his text, and the bloody paperclip turns up
  instead... his voice command to it "piss off you little
  shit"... it deleted 2 paragraphs of text


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908688
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955342
text:
  <tobeornot> ruff ryders anthem is unforgettable
  <trips> cause its so horrible
  <trips> like if you see a dead body
  <trips> that would be unforgettable too
  <trips> cause its out of the ordinary
  <trips> and its definitely not a good thing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908689
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955390
text:
  <Dayv> I was also raised by women.
  <Dayv> Soft mother and wire mother, to be specific.
  <Dayv> I chose wire mother.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908689
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955447
text:
  <^Bret^> BOW DOWN TO THE SMILEY FACE KING!
  <axelf> yeah, until jamaisvu resets the stats
  <^Bret^> 23044 smilies
  <^Bret^> dude
  <^Bret^> I work at a net cafe
  <^Bret^> I have *nothing* but time on my hands
  <axelf> and semen
  <^Bret^> and semen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908689
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955555
text:
  <auenf> boss: 'why is my computer taking so fucking long'
  <auenf> me: 'its a Pentium 166'
  <auenf> boss: 'since when has this computer been a fucking
  pentium 166'
  <auenf> me: 'since about 1996'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908690
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955609
text:
  <Jason> What's NRE?
  <Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy!
  <Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908690
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955657
text:
  <studmuffn> ive been to one star trek convention, and i was 14
  <studmuffn> it was cool. patrick stewart was there
  <studmuffn> they told us not to ask why they cant fix baldness
  in the 24th century


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908690
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955715
text:
  <Nick> how come everytime I see the phrase "Future-Proof" I
  read it as "yesterday's obsolescent"
  <Lanei> because you posess sufficient quantities of the
  cynicism necessary for survival
  <Force10> Man, if cynicism is all you need to survive, I'm
  gonna live to be 150.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908691
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955811
text:
  <blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps
  <blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908691
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955859
text:
  < xxxt> Hi, how do I join this IRC takeover group? CHANFIX has
  mad skills
  < xxxt> i dont even know how he does it
  < xxxt> ;-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908691
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955909
text:
  <whirlygig> Oh I know a lot of boys don't know how to aim.
  <Deviation> i dont even bother trying anymore
  <Deviation> ive converted into a sitter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908692
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.955956
text:
  <eukaunba> I cried when I had no shoes... but then I met a man
  who had no feet, and then I laughed.. REALLY hard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908692
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956006
text:
  Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic
  <Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic
  <TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened
  <Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side
  <TheRiff> alright


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908692
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956053
text:
  <enigma> was talking to this guy at uni yesterday.  he said
  the thing he missed most about uni was the pointless
  conversations we had.  i asked him if he's heard of irc.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908692
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956105
text:
  <@Dogpile> 88. Who recorded "Join Together" in 1972?
  <Tback> like who knows these
  <@Dogpile> Tback got the answer: the who. In: 2.43 secs.
  Streak: 1. Current wins 23!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908693
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956148
text:
  mdiym42: note to self
  mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum
  before you start playing them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908693
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956204
text:
  <bucket> The U.S. is strange!
  <Ven99> - Iknow
  <Ven99> - I was downt in texas and walked into a mexican
  abortion clinic.
  <bucket> why were you in there???
  <Ven99> - The sign in the front said "CRIME STOPPERS"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908694
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956335
text:
  TRAICOVN: so what is your address?
  NightEyes: One moment
  NightEyes: 68.35.199.208
  TRAICOVN: ummmm
  TRAICOVN: no, your real address....
  TRAICOVN: like, where you live.
  NightEyes: That is my real IP address!
  TRAICOVN: 911 address.
  NightEyes: I don't have local phone service
  TRAICOVN: right.
  TRAICOVN: but you have a house
  TRAICOVN: that you live in
  NightEyes: Oh, where I live?
  TRAICOVN: if the RIAA subpoenaed you, what would be the
  address they would arrive at.
  TRAICOVN: Right.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908694
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956376
text:
  kixor: well, how are you going to get around the north
  american ip ban?
  Kovia: duh, last i checked i live in texas
  Kovia: and texas is south america
  Kovia: way to go, idiot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908695
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956477
text:
  <fatherPat>  Are any of you young boys/girls out there not
  getting the love you deserve from your parents?  Come and
  sleep with father pat, I'll show you what love is all about.
  Just think of me as your father and  mesg me now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908695
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956529
text:
  <sab0tage> in yer dreams perhaps
  <Nys|Work> i dont dream about you
  <Nys|Work> although i once fell off a building
  <Nys|Work> into a pile of shit
  <Nys|Work> that might have freudian links?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908695
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956570
text:
  (@Niall): whoa homeless guy gets life for raping a 13 y/o and
  3 women....tbh if i were homeless i might try sommat like that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908696
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956675
text:
  <Wiku> jmmm
  <Wiku> hmm*
  <Wiku> fix
  <Wiku> doh
  <Wiku> vix
  <Wiku> man, and I haven't even been drinking


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908697
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956828
text:
  <WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam?
  <daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :)
  <daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;)
  <daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times
  <daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere!
  <daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles
  on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908697
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956879
text:
  <RMerlin> Best one was that night a regular woman on the
  channel joined it, and asked us if someone could finger her.
  <RMerlin> Then she realised what she had just said


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908697
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956933
text:
  <Rjx> I could be good at marketing
  <Rjx> I'd target spam at geeks
  <Rjx> "Viagra! Increase your Uptime!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908698
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.956987
text:
  <daenonok> yea, but keep in mind when you're talking to d4n
  you're talking to someone so poor
  <daenonok> he used to steal five dollars worth of caps (like
  for cap guns)
  <daenonok> empty the power into a paper towel, wrap it up and
  light it
  <daenonok> and that was his 4th of july


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908698
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957042
text:
  <plexiglass> what do u mean? I wasnt even here when they tried
  to takeover the chan
  <haplo> Why can't you just admit that you asked them to take
  it over!?
  <plexiglass> Sheez.. didnt expect the spanish inquisition..
  * SpanInqui (spanish@34-ZARA-Y343.libre.retevision.es) has
  joined #commonsense
  <SpanInqui> NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908698
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957088
text:
  <Tellah> Ok who is the lamer who thinketh they can be more
  1337 then I and hack my com?? Cause your IP 244.688.994 has
  been caught and you are now SHIATED..Don't be shy..If you pm
  me I will not retaliate..I may even give you pointers..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908698
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957136
text:
  <matanle> can someone help me use the trainer for mafia, i
  never used a trainer before?
  <bobFoo> go get the trainer trainer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908699
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957227
text:
  Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit (Along a great power comes great
  responsibility...this is my gift and my curse)
  Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik
  <Argantonis> Slaine^!
  <Argantonis> your quit message has been annoying me for weeks
  now
  <Argantonis> get it right already
  <Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great
  power" ?
  <hoxu> :D
  <Slaine^> o.O
  <Slaine^> dunno:)
  <Slaine^> does it mean something?
  <Argantonis> no
  <Argantonis> if you are referring to spiderman, it is With
  great power
  <Slaine^> oh...that's good:b
  <hoxu> hahah :D
  <Argantonis> I'm dead serious
  <Argantonis> :)
  <Slaine^> ok i changed it
  <Argantonis> good :)
  <Slaine^> i'll show you
  *** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit ([16:02:17] <@Argantonis> how
  on earth did you make up "along a great power" ?)
  *** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik
  <Argantonis> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908699
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957330
text:
  <Madman> woohoo!
  <Madman> made it thru the 3rd level!
  <CrashCat> gratz
  <CrashCat> before you know it you'll be done and saying 'this
  game sux, it's too short' and taking it back to the store


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908699
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957385
text:
  <kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where
  like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in
  em?
  <kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt
  and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a
  mirror
  <kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over
  myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look
  <Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink?
  <kolby> huh?
  <kolby> ...fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908700
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957435
text:
  <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
  <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
  <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
  <Judge-Mental> fuck me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908700
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957487
text:
  <trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes
  revolutionizing the internet as we know it
  <trev-> you should all be thankful
  <spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant
  <spoon> stfu


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908700
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957533
text:
  <mycroft> I just got an email about getting access to 230,000
  porno sites  I'll see you guys tomorrow.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908701
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957585
text:
  <ajh_home> I'm not sure I can convey how uncomfortable it
  makes me when people just randomly come up to me.
  <kyle> the funny thing is, if you killed them, it would be /
  you/ who gets arrested.
  <kyle> what a backwards society.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908701
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957634
text:
  <Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore
  <Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908701
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957675
text:
  ipatchphd: i knew someone named april may
  IUErothyme: hahahahahaha
  ipatchphd: and when her mom was angry shed say
  ipatchphd: YOU BETTER MARCH APRIL MAY


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908701
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957727
text:
  <zacs> wow
  <zacs> my name on slashdot
  <zacs> i can retire
  <zacs> and live on fame alone
  <iddy-h> *nod*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908702
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957822
text:
  VisionSixTwo: In history class, our history teacher has a
  somewhat sporadic style of writing on the chalkboard.
  VisionSixTwo: for some reason, she wrote "HitlerxMussolini". I
  forget why.
  VisionSixTwo: I have suggested to Allison that wingfic must be
  written
  Arch mage144: "Adolf," moaned Benito softly. "Your moustache.
  It tickles me so."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908702
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957872
text:
  <@rudesmurf> my mom got me "real brewed" iced tea
  <@rudesmurf> it tastes like cold tea
  <@pikacheney> iced tea is cold tea...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908703
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957926
text:
  <Slant> ....
  <FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you ..
  <FutabaAoi> !
  <Slant> four baby.
  * Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908703
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.957990
text:
  <GooRooPR> I've got cats, they like to puke (always on the
  fucking carpet, no matter what). While this bothers me, it at
  one time was tolerable when one kitty would puke the other
  would run in and eat it. I liked that system, I'd cheer them
  on, let them know that they where good kitties, pet them while
  they ate each others puke, and what not. I even had it down to
  a perfect science where I'd reduce catfood to insure total
  puke clean
  <GooRooPR> WTF? Do they expect me to eat it? Cause I'm not
  some bottomless pit, they puke a lot and I doubt I could keep
  up with that.
  <GooRooPR> sorry for the flood :)
  <revolver> heh
  <DirtyPunk> You can tell someone needs to get out of the house
  and interact with humans when...
  <revolver> ...they're cheering for puke eating kittens?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908703
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958098
text:
  <Xavier> Stop poking me
  * Zsparke jabs her sharp fingernails into Xavier's arm
  repeatedly
  <Xavier> hey, that hurts
  * Zsparke eats rice and continues to jab Xavier's arm
  <Xavier> it's all your fault. when i bleed, i'm blaming you.
  <Zsparke> it's not /my/ fault you've got blood.
  * Zsparke snarfs her rice


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908704
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958149
text:
  <Aliya> Who is peer?
  <Roudi> No one can be... told what peer is.  You have to be
  peered for yourself.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908704
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958201
text:
  <jvalenzu> dude
  <jvalenzu> can you imagine a rice field working game?
  <jvalenzu> that would rock
  <jvalenzu> SimGrain
  <jvalenzu> SimGrain: Wild Rice Expansion Pack


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908704
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958268
text:
  <Chicken> i used to work at the zoo cleaning up crap
  <DigitallyChallenged> hahaha
  <Chicken> they paid my 645 an hour
  <Chicken> me
  <DigitallyChallenged> woah holy shit
  <DigitallyChallenged> i could do that!
  <DigitallyChallenged> gimmie a shovel!
  <Chicken> no
  <Chicken> 6.45
  <DigitallyChallenged> oh
  <Chicken> LOL
  <DigitallyChallenged> well that's not as good...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908704
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958322
text:
  <nroklost> your life is a lie
  <somery> dood i'm just talkin' about your mullet, don't get
  all existential on me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908705
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958375
text:
  RetardedCrow: I'm listening to a song called "Back of the
  bus."
  RetardedCrow: Sung by black rappers.
  Esotcalag: Oh god....
  RetardedCrow: And they yell at us when we call them niggers,
  wtf?
  RetardedCrow: Oh, I'm sorry, 'Niggas.'
  RetardedCrow: Fucking crackas.
  Esotcalag: I find it ironic that despite the issue that was
  during the sixties, most black kids always seems to flock to
  the back of the bus.
  RetardedCrow: They still do...
  RetardedCrow: I guess habbits are hard to break.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908706
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958615
text:
  <straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck
  are we
  sending in the NORMAL armed forces against Osama bin Laden?
  Isn't this
  right up GI JOE's alley?
  <straylight> I mean, what the hell are we paying THEM for?
  <straylight> Hell, the theme song even says "GI JOE is there!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908706
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958656
text:
  Degskalle  There is no point in arguing with an idiot, they
  will just drag you down to their level and beat you with
  experience


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908706
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958731
text:
  <OmegaHedgehog> Haha, a very funny thing happened to my cousin
  right before Christmas
  <OmegaHedgehog> My cousin was watching South Park with me,
  something he really isn't supposed to be doing
  <OmegaHedgehog> The episode where Cartman thinks a dildo is a
  sports watch was on
  <OmegaHedgehog> So he goes and writes down 'dildo' on his list
  to Santa
  <OmegaHedgehog> His dad goes and reads it and freaks out, and
  goes up to ask him where he heard what a dildo was
  <OmegaHedgehog> He replies with "I heard Cartman talk about it
  on TV. It's something like a sports watch, right?"
  <OmegaHedgehog> So his dad (my uncle) tells him it's a
  chocolate chip cookie, and asks my aunt to make him some
  <OmegaHedgehog> So the next day he goes to school, and here's
  the best part
  <OmegaHedgehog> He gets up in front of the whole class and
  tells them about how his mom gave him her biggest dildos and
  how yummy they were


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908707
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958789
text:
  <cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data
  <Twid> cj: eek!
  <Twid> I hope the innocent were blamed.
  <Kin-San> 20k? holy...
  <cj_> we blamed the guy that didn't come in today.
  <Kin-San> lol
  <Twid> good.  as long as normal business procedures were
  followed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908707
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958836
text:
  [WorkDeed] bahahaha
  [WorkDeed] I just heard someone say "I measured the thermal
  conductivity of one of my loogies and..."
  [KArmA-] isn't Berkley cool?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908708
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958922
text:
  <molo242k> ALLO WESTERN COMRADES! NO COMMUNISTS HERE! JUST
  HARD WORKING YANKY DOODLE DANDY WESTERN CO WORKERS! OH BOY!
  TIME FOR SOEM MORE OF THAT FAMOUS AMERICAN APPLE PIE! PERHAPS
  LATER WE WILL ENGAGE IN MANLY EMBRACE WHILST STILL CLINGING
  DESPERATELY TO THE ILLUSION OF HETEROSEXUALITY JAH?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908708
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.958966
text:
  DesusGrimm: Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay!
  DesusGrimm: someone actually put that as their info.
  DesusGrimm: someone that I once made out with.
  Lord Galadriel: meagan
  DesusGrimm: WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS UNTIL THE END OF TIME
  DesusGrimm: fuck.
  Lord Galadriel: lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908708
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959032
text:
  <Kazimierz> Dick Van Dyke
  <Kazimierz> rulez j00
  <nkrn> D:
  <AeroBob> Indeed.
  <AeroBob> D'you know that's not his real name?
  <AeroBob> It used to be 'Penis van Lesbian' until he changed
  it 'cause he thought it wasn't suitable for showbusiness.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908708
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959080
text:
  <ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the
  difference between a distributed denial of service attack and
  public opinion.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908709
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959134
text:
  <IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 -
  2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v
  Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM:
  Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/
  16502
  <abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502?
  <IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs
  and come back..
  <abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the
  future.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908713
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959204
text:
  <Lazzay> I'm 14 ^_^
  <nem-x> Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt..
  * Arttemis kills nem
  <Arttemis> I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch.
  <D> You can't even look at the menu.
  <Arttemis> Sure I can.
  <Arttemis> As long as no one sees me.
  <D> You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a
  cigarette.
  <D> Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school
  zone.
  <Arttemis> stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908714
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959255
text:
  <Hurricane> I wonder if the Banner people would be offended if
  I started a
  little project that would require about 400
  inserts per second
  on the Oracle server.
  <Krinberry> Easy way to find out, Bran :)
  <Hurricane> Yes!  Exploration through experimentation is what
  a University
  is all about, after all.  :)
  <Gord> They mean pot and orgies, not database hosing! (:


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908716
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959515
text:
  <Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java
  developers
  <st0w> yeah
  <st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing....
  <st0w> JAVA SUCKS
  <Umbillical_ED>y u say dat?
  <st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right?
  <st0w> and there was this horse
  <st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock
  <st0w> and I looked underneath it
  <st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted
  and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908716
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959568
text:
  <Perrin> I really need a back neonazi techno
  <Perrin> er
  <ToasterThief> ...
  <Perrin> -neonazi techno +massage
  <Perrin> c&p is not my friend.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908717
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959639
text:
  <Snakeman^Engineer> Do I sense some hatred towards Windows
  Vista originating from your direction?
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> Oh no, not at all
  * Chrysalid^Revenge stands up in a medieval recitation pose
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> "OS X for the Mac users, pretentious in
  their coffeeshops
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> Gentoo for the nerd-lords in their
  mother's basement
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> XP for the everyday user, bound to muck
  around with bloody settings and registry values they should
  damn well leave alone
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> Then Vista from the Dark Lord behind his
  desk
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> In the Microsoft office, where crappy
  programming is performed
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> One OS to eat your RAM, One OS to spy on
  your digital media
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> One OS to screw them all, and in
  frustration bind them
  <Chrysalid^Revenge> In the Microsoft office, where crappy
  programming is performed"
  <Sectoid^Authopsy> Whoa!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908719
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959747
text:
  <Wolfie_Fox> someone should make a song about ping timeout's
  <Man1c-M0g> look at the badger badger flash, replace badger
  with 'ping', mushroom with 'timeout', and snake with
  'netsplit', and theres your song wolfie.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908719
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959788
text:
  MasterH: They should make the entire world follow the same
  timezone. They could have like orbital mirrors which reflect
  the sun to every corner of the earth.,
  MasterH: And have night at the same time.
  Faethyr: And nightime would happen How?
  MasterH: Turn off the mirorrs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908720
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959840
text:
  * SiaNz^^ sits on ele, "Can you smellllll what my ass is
  exhaling"
  <ele> the smell from The Rock's cooking doesn't differ much
  anyway
  <bubu> LoL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908720
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959944
text:
  <Koban> "Coke"®, "Coca-Cola"®, "The Real Thing"©, "Always"©,
  "It"©, "Christmas"©, "Summer"©, "The Olympics"© and most other
  words are owned by the Coca-Cola® Corporation.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908721
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.959994
text:
  <GTi-brenter> just went to read the paper, our movie reviewer
  is so homo
  <GTi-brenter> he gives low star ratings to all the blockbuster
  movies
  <GTi-brenter> but then gives 4 stars to all the foreign films
  that tells about the french mans penis falling off
  <GTi-fippy> that one was good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908721
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960049
text:
  <Thuryn> a standard laptop battery would also be a great idea
  <Thuryn> cell phones.... *maybe*.  the phones themselves are
  still changing too much
  <Thuryn> pretty soon, the damn phones will be so small that
  the air movement from your speech will also power the phone
  <Thuryn> but then you couldn't talk to your g/f, because
  *you'd* never talk, so your phone would die


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908721
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960090
text:
  digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm
  DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.
  digitaltrip: yup
  DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?
  digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe
  digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure
  drawing course.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908721
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960147
text:
  <DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da shit
  <DouXXX> oppps bowl
  <Diablos> tecmo bowel
  <Diablos> hahaha
  <DouXXX> LMFAO!
  <Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the SHIT
  <DouXXX> totally shitty!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908722
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960206
text:
  <norsende> º dj aligator project - Water In The Ocean º
  <roskkouro> water in the ocean. what a stupid, obvious fucking
  sentance!
  <roskkouro> IF THERE WERE NO WATER IN THE OCEAN! THERE
  WOULD'NT BE NO
  OCEAN! EINSTEIN!
  <quoz|beer> roskkouro: hey, he's iranian
  <quoz|beer> roskkouro: besides, on triton you have oceans of
  methane
  <roskkouro> quoz: bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908722
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960260
text:
  <Brando457> wait NJ is east coast right
  <PizzaMind> ...
  <PizzaMind> dont you live in NJ?
  <BRando457> yea


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908722
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960323
text:
  <Dr.Foongoggles> Ya see, the PS3 is hung like a horse.
  <Dr.Z> And the 360?
  <Dr.Foongoggles> The 360 is the guy who gives you that weird
  STD called "overheating".
  <TheShuffler> so what does that make the wii?
  <Dr.Z> You didn't notice?
  <Dr.Foongoggles> Well it is rather feminine.
  <TheShuffler> How so?
  <Dr.Z> ....
  <Dr.Foongoggles>.....Your Wii looks like a vagina, Dylan.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908723
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960386
text:
  <KTP> If I ever get a hot girl pregnant I'm going to hit her
  stomach with a shovel
  <KTP> And just start yelling "NO! BAD HOT GIRL!"
  <KTP> Because thats how you have to treat them
  <KTP> Or else they won't learn
  <ib> That's cruel.  Isn't it bad enough that she's blind?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908723
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960444
text:
  <ColdRage687> do you like psychiatry
  <Avs4Cup2K3> my mom's a psychiatrist
  <ColdRage687> i dont
  <ColdRage687> i used to think the brain was the most
  fascinating part of the body
  <ColdRage687> but then i realized
  <ColdRage687> pssssh
  <ColdRage687> look whats telling me that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908723
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960499
text:
  < MrZippy> BBC: "The brains of thousands of mentally ill
  people were illegally removed for research, a report is
  expected to reveal."
  < MrZippy> Big surprise.
  < Leimy> research like what?
  < MrZippy> I dunno. Prolly to figure out why crazy people
  don't go stealing other people's brains?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908723
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960545
text:
  <DTARD> you havent peaked until youve had a conversation wth
  the light barely shining through the comfortor draped over
  your head while hanging off the top bunk and wearing plastic
  vampire teeth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908724
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960599
text:
  <PetrDoubt> "Our local support is in Dallas, sir."
  <PetrDoubt> Remember, when you call Dallas, you aren't calling
  across the
  country, you're calling next door!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908724
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960648
text:
  <Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points
  this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899
  <Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia
  <Grumman> imagine that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908724
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960696
text:
  <drev> how was your weekend?
  <LaDyLoVe> amazing! my friends threw a surprise party for my
  birthday :)
  <drev> fuck the closest thing ive ever had to a surprise party
  was a fucking intervention


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908725
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960746
text:
  [00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about
  real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su,
  nothing happens'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908743
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960859
text:
  <Weiki> sex is icky
  <Weiki> when you have it all too much.
  <Weiki> You'll get to the point where youll actually want a
  pizza over sex, at least for me anyways.
  <BrianJohnson> I bet people in Ethiopa want pizza over sex
  <BrianJohnson> They must have sex an awful lot
  <Lanus> Let them suck you off, and solve two problems at once!
  <Novasol> That's quite possibly the most disturbing solution
  for ending world hunger I've heard yet.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908743
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960919
text:
  <PsYko> u know whats better than 1 sub? 2 subs
  <PsYko> :D
  <Sig|lap> and do you know whats better than that?
  <Sig|lap> 2 subs with cookies
  <Rizel> what about 3 subs a cookie and a cold beer
  <zappp> i'll see your 3 cookies and raise you 1 coke
  <Virar> i fold
  <PsYko> hit me
  * wot punches PsYko


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908744
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.960969
text:
  <DracoDanMP> i spent all day reading on www.bash.org
  <@MalHavoc> and that is why you fail.
  <DracoDanMP> then i realized that only a true geek would even
  get 99% of the jokes, much less think they were funny
  <@MalHavoc> I bet you laughed your ass off all fucking day :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908744
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961020
text:
  <GenOberst> I had to mule kick out, and grab his foot to
  reverse it
  <GenOberst> bent his big toe outwards away from the foot...
  <Tac0> oh nothing compared to my day, I flew an F-16 across
  the DMZ for kicks, resuerected Bruce Lee then killed him again
  with my bare hand (one tied behind my back), then after that i
  proceeded to sleep with 20 supermodels at the same time, and
  to top it off i bitch-slapped the pope


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908744
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961069
text:
  <qreymer> fuck... i just scratched my laptops monitor... and
  then i tried to use ctrl + z on it
  <qreymer> i forgot it doesn't work on the outside ;(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908745
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961115
text:
  <caddoo> why do you need condoms sent to you discreetly, you
  can get them in toilets, schools, chemists and they are all
  pretty discrete.
  <EvilDr.X> I dunno, man. I had a friend who used a condom he
  found in a toilet, he got a really bad infection.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908745
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961157
text:
  visualwealth: you know whats funny?
  visualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight
  now
  visualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the
  six hours before
  visualwealth: i really have some concentration issues
  onkeybutt87: haha
  onkeybutt87: seriously...
  onkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration
  camp


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908745
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961206
text:
  (Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i
  could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that
  but a woman has needs"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908745
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961273
text:
  <CheesyPoofs> cheese is good
  <CheesyPoofs> I mean "cheese is gouda"
  <CheesyPoofs> actually that's not quite true - gouda is cheese
  <CheesyPoofs> money is good
  <CheesyPoofs> therefore, money is cheese
  <CheesyPoofs> which is why it's so good
  <sabia> okay whatever you say
  <CheesyPoofs> I'm leaving out the technical details


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908746
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961319
text:
  <Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
  <tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife
  inbetween rounds


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908746
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961402
text:
  <cardinal> huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's
  typewriter
  <cardinal> under similar circumstances
  <alayna> :blink:
  <cardinal> drunk, needing to pee, didn't want to turn on the
  light, found
  <cardinal> the "bathroom" door, found the "toilet", opened the
  lid,
  <cardinal> pissed, couldn't find the flusher, went back to bed
  <cardinal> discovered the next morning he'd opened the wrong
  door, and
  <cardinal> found the typewriter, not the toilet, which
  explains the lack
  <cardinal> of flush lever
  <Deke> and the *ding* when he finished
  <cardinal> all I could say when he told me the story was "Good
  thing it
  <cardinal> wasn't a Selectric"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908747
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961495
text:
  <AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by
  the sound
  of a hard drive spinning down


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908747
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961537
text:
  :: join #bitchx :: desane
  (desane@if.I.were.a.perl.script.would.you.love.fork.ing.me.uk)
  :: mode #bitchx :: (+b *!*@*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*) by pheret
  :: kick #bitchx :: pheret kicked desane (banned: If you match
  this, you have a lame host.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908747
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961587
text:
  <n00b> how do i make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ fast!! plz plz
  plzzzz tell meeeeeee!!!!
  <piezocake> Get Vi and type 22i$<esc>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908747
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961647
text:
  <zzA> You know it's sad when the highlight if your day
  consists of calling this girl and checking the status of my
  quote on bash.org
  <neon_stocking> i bet its even sadder when both of them reject
  you
  <zzA> Not funny b/c it's true :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908748
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961694
text:
  *** Quits: amyafk (africhot@vw-12506.bigpond.net.au) (Exit:
  Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn
  isstill dark!)
  <jm> Karma is the bird that shits on your car after you wash
  it from doing donuts on the local church's front lawn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908748
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961746
text:
  <@Drezdar> nah I'm not racist - but I am fully against paying
  for some foreign fuckface to teach me when I can't figure out
  what the Habib is saying.
  <@Path> !


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908748
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961794
text:
  <mattb> funeral was for my uncle
  <[OmegentooX]> Did he die?
  <mattb> that seems to be the popular opinion


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908749
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961842
text:
  <Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck
  <Guilty> That will stop the tears
  <Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908749
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961890
text:
  RamAss has joined #subaru
  <RamAss> subaru is for gooks and niggers
  <RamAss> muahahahah
  <pagan> heh well atleast my nick does not insinuate im a
  homosexual :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908749
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.961979
text:
  <Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking
  haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908750
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962029
text:
  <TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot
  like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the
  monkey's with the monolith


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908750
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962084
text:
  <aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling?
  <Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased.
  <The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms.
  <JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908750
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962136
text:
  <BriTnEy77> wait why cant i see anything the video like froze?
  <CatsyTECH> Refresh your browser.
  <BriTnEy77> how do i do that?
  <CatsyTECH> I'm sorry, but you have failed the IQ test for
  this chat room.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908751
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962232
text:
  * Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the
  Faustian religion
  <PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908751
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962389
text:
  <RvLeshrac> <Terrorists> Shit, maybe we shouldn't take
  hostages from countries whose people are more insane than us.
  <RvLeshrac> <China> You give back hostages, or we kill all
  muslim.
  <NegaDuk> i think if they piss off china too much, they'll
  find that china, the US, and britain will turn the middle east
  into a big walmart parking lot
  <RvLeshrac> <China> We use nuke. What we care you nuke us? We
  have billion more people.
  <NegaDuk> <China> nuke beijing. we tried sars. it no work
  <RvLeshrac> <China> We stop birth restriction, we make billion
  more. Three day.
  <NegaDuk> i think china's just being antisocial so someone
  will thin their population
  <RvLeshrac> Seriously.
  <RvLeshrac> China's answer to anything should be "We stop
  birth restrictions"
  <RvLeshrac> <US> Stop flooding our markets with cheap goods,
  or we stop selling you soybeans. <China> We stop birth
  restriction! <US> Fuck. OK, OK! You can have the damned
  soybeans!
  <RvLeshrac> I bet that was the real reason Clinton gave them
  our satellite codes.
  <RvLeshrac> <China> You give us code, or we flood world with
  chinese!
  <RvLeshrac> <China> All your shirt shrink up like penis in
  arctic.
  <NightStar> damn those bad chinese laundry places
  <RvLeshrac> <China> You never get decent haircut. You explain
  to women why no manicure.
  <RvLeshrac> <China> We own you like Hong Kong.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908765
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962436
text:
  Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds
  into her.
  <Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS!
  Meeko cries as gerbils plop out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908765
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962486
text:
  <@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of
  humor in here
  <Skail> who's using it now?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908765
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962579
text:
  <Hrung> yeah, i was going to go to bed like 20 mins ago, but
  i'm a horrible procrastinator
  <Hrung> too lazy to go to bed..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908766
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962640
text:
  * Joins: Pronto ()
  <MSminion> PRONTO!! YOUR BACK!!!
  <Pronto> I brought my front, too.
  <MSminion> Whoa! Both of 'em? Wow.
  * Pronto bows.
  <MSminion> What about your left?
  <Pronto> Nope. It got left, right over there.
  <MSminion> Right.
  <Pronto> No, it left.
  <MSminion> No left or right, then?
  <Pronto> Damn straight.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908766
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962747
text:
  <Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a
  communications problem again
  <Monkie> =|
  <matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?
  <Vern> lol
  <notlosman> lol
  <notlosman> hahahhaah
  <Monkie> actaully
  <Monkie> yes
  <Monkie> =|


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908767
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962799
text:
  <EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and
  there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them?
  <@netwerk> thats stupid
  <@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just
  said


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908767
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962856
text:
  < kriptik> !sites
  < BassBoy> !sites
  < kriptik> !geeks-in-g-strings
  < BassBoy> !nude-animals
  < kriptik> !greasy-ewok-bitches
  < BassBoy> !underage-gerbil-sluts
  < kriptik> you win :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908767
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962905
text:
  <chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont
  have a lot of pizza
  stuff on them but the normal sized ones do?
  <Prae> to make an observation like that
  <Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908767
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.962957
text:
  <Queued-W> Of course, there are already puzzles without
  pictures on the front
  <Minstrel> Queued: you have to turn the pieces over
  <Queued-W> I'll be damned, it's a kitten


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908768
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963035
text:
  [ Pwyff ] So one day, George Bush and The Queen of England are
  sitting in her room talking about politics, when Bush asks the
  Queen, "How do you know if the highest members of your state
  are smart enough to be doing their job?"
  [ Pwyff ] And the Queen replies, "Well, I usually ask them
  riddles, and see how fast they respond. That's usually a good
  way to see if they can think for themselves."
  [ Pwyff ] So the Queen calls Tony Blair in, and asks him, "If
  your Parents had a child, but it's not your sister, and it's
  not your brother, who is it?"
  [ Pwyff ] And Tony Blair immediately replies, "That's easy,
  it's me!"
  [ Pwyff ] And the Queen, who is very pleased, send Tony Blair
  away.
  [ Pwyff ] Now, Bush, who is very impressed, brings the Queen
  to find Donald Rumsfield and asks him, "Hey Donald, if your
  parents had a kid, but it's not your sister, and it's not your
  brother, who is it?"
  [ Pwyff ] And Rumsfield ponders for a long time, and then
  admits to Bush that he has no clue.
  [ Pwyff ] Pissed off, Bush drags Rumsfield and the Queen to
  Dick Cheney, where Bush asks Cheney, "Hey Dick, if your
  parents had a kid, but it's not your sister or your brother,
  who is it?"
  [ Pwyff ] And Cheney ponders for a long time, and then he
  finally lights up with an idea, and says "It's me!"
  [ Pwyff ] And Bush gets REALLY pissed off, and yells at both
  of them, "NO YOU IDIOTS! IT'S TONY BLAIR!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908768
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963076
text:
  ( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?
  ( Lev       ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from
  turning and fall down


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908768
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963184
text:
  <@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I
  recognize boobies?
  <@axxessdenied> no
  <@axxessdenied> its perfectly normal
  <@axxessdenied> ...i hope
  <@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I
  recognize boners?
  <@axxessdenied> OMFG GAYZ!!!!!!!
  <+auero> I'd go to a doctor about that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908769
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963290
text:
  <SaMmYJ> y u got 5 pc's for
  <My`Albanian`Ass> something to do
  <SaMmYJ> u sound like u got no freinds
  <My`Albanian`Ass> nah, friends come over
  <My`Albanian`Ass> and have a pc to themselves


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908769
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963344
text:
  <Fickle> I dunno if this fried waffle thing is a good idea,
  kelsey
  <kelseyB> it might be commercially available
  <Fickle> right.  It's already been bought by McD's
  <Fickle> called the McFucking Coronary


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908769
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963399
text:
  <Numloxx> why is it that when i saw the book troubleshooting
  winXP, i immediately had a vision of somebody with a sniper
  rifle trying to shoot through the whole in the middle of a
  winXP cd...
  <Nick> because you're an idiot
  <sion> Or special
  <sion> "special"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908770
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963445
text:
  <smapdi> in an attempt to get me to stop drinking and smoking
  so much pot and get motivated twords computers my dad got me
  dsl
  <smapdi> basically, all he acomplished was a way for me to get
  alot of pr0n


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908770
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963499
text:
  <RushMore> she couldnt stay away from my animal magnitsm
  <RushMore> or is it my immense gravometric field
  <issuez> no thats me
  <issuez> shes in my time zone
  <issuez> im fat
  <issuez> it all revolves around me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908770
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963546
text:
  <Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get
  totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD
  vodka
  <|Ogreboy|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908772
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963786
text:
  <phx\afk> i spent the past hour doing leet network diagnosis
  <phx\afk> i flexed every single last one of my skillz
  <Diz> to what end?
  <phx\afk> i meditated on the problem
  <phx\afk> i consulted the big book of hardware
  <phx\afk> i consulted oracles, farseers, nearsighted witches
  and trolls
  <phx\afk> what i shouldve done
  <phx\afk> is PLUGGED THE FUCKING NETWORK CABLE INTO THE
  FUCKING SERVER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908773
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.963890
text:
  <JOCK> i want to go to Six Fags
  <JOCK> Flags>>>>>>.....sorry
  <KID_B> You wanna go do Six Fags?
  * KID_B steps back
  <KID_B> word up man.. do your thing..
  <JOCK> nawww man
  <JOCK> you know rides,lonnytoons,and stuff
  <KID_B> Yeah. Gay bars.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908789
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964103
text:
  <Starchild> !define PCMCIA
  <CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
  <CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA.
  <CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2:
  <CCU-Bot> PCMCIA
  <CCU-Bot>  <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card
  International
  <CCU-Bot>  Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer
  Industry
  <CCU-Bot>  Acronyms).
  <CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2)
  <Starchild> hey, fuck you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908791
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964199
text:
  <Cole`> I think there might have been a guy at my ptq who
  crapped his pants. During round 5 I had a bunch of people
  watching my match and all of a sudden I caught the scent of
  crap. I yelled out "Who in God's name shit their pants?!" A
  few people laughed, but I didn't catch the shitter. So round 6
  I am playing this guy and he smelled...like shit. I did in
  fact recall him saying he wanted to go home and take a bath. I
  felt really horrible for this.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908791
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964258
text:
  <Hackwiz> oh yeah plus today my dad's car ran out of gas on
  the way out of the exit towards crawford street and we started
  pushing then a cop came behind us, gave us a ride home to get
  keys to the car's trunk to get gas tank. then so I go back to
  get gas tank I walk through the field because I think it will
  be shorter than going around the corner and walking all the
  way down the highway.  I did not notice there was a mother
  fuc*ing stream there!!! i was like a mile down the highway and
  I said fuc* it so I tried,.... TRIED to jump the stream, came
  up short, broke through the ice and got full-body soaked, this
  was 3:40 pm, i had to work at 4, well I got out of the water,
  muddy and soaked. then i see a fuc*ing fuc*ing fuc*ing!!! barb
  wire fence!!! bitc*, i jump it slicing my thumb, i bleed, but
  it's aight. get the gas can and my computer games and
  crossover cable, start walking back home soaked, two hot girls
  stop and pull over to give me a ride home then i forogot, also
  the office smelled alcohol on my dad's breath so he said if my
  dad went back to drive the car home he would make sure he got
  arrested.
  <Hackwiz> How was your day?
  <LiKeM> OMG


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908792
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964360
text:
  <sent> 84 counts of rape ;/
  <cougSanF> yeah
  <cougSanF> all while the girls were drugged
  <cougSanF> and he filmed it
  <cranky-> 84 counts of rape?
  <shaan> hm
  <shaan> are the vids on kazaa?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908792
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964447
text:
  <<p3ps1c4n>> I just killed a bee that was flying around my
  kitchen.
  <<sp0rkk>> omg, dude.. LOL!!
  <<sp0rkk>> this one time, i caught a bee and put it in a cup
  inside the freezer..
  <<sp0rkk>> and then i took it back out, and tied a string to
  it.. 'cause it was frozen so it wouldn't sting me..
  <<sp0rkk>> and then it thawed out and came back to life.. so i
  was like "whee!", walking around..
  <<sp0rkk>> and then the fucker started chasing me around,
  trying to sting me!
  <<p3ps1c4n>> Rofl!
  <<sp0rkk>> so i smashed it with a frozen block of bacon.
  <<p3ps1c4n>> I fear for your cat.
  <<sp0rkk>> dude, stfu.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908792
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964498
text:
  <Brando`> NEXT THING YA KNOW SHE WAS LIKE FUCK OFF AND LEFT
  <Brando`> HAHA SO I CALLED HER SHE WAS LIKE WHAT TOOK SO LONG
  <Brando`> AND I SAID I COULDNT FIND A SAVE POINT
  <Brando`> NOW IM SINGLE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908792
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964552
text:
  <t0ast> fuck you
  <Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;)
  <t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F
  <Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment
  Television" sheep? YOU FUCKING RASCIST.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908793
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964639
text:
  <@k9s> cottage cheese is the curdled milk solids before the
  cheese is made.
  <@k9s> its like 0-day cheese


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908793
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964683
text:
  * djenk feels like his energy has been completly drained out
  of him
  * muiredach pumps energy back up in djenk
  <muiredach> ooops, that was the airpump ;-)
  * djenk now feels listless and bloated too ;/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908794
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964782
text:
  <@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games
  <@SwiftEdge> but seeing as i have no friends i will have to
  run fast back and forth between the two


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908794
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964873
text:
  <alakriti> Real programmers don't comment their code. It was
  hard to write, it should be hard to understand.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908795
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964926
text:
  <WC|spieler> Installing photoshop from within a compressed
  archive.
  <WC|spieler> with my antivirus active
  <WC|spieler> this ought to turn out well.
  <WC|spieler> sometime next summer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908795
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.964983
text:
  <chiby> base? is that another word for acid?
  <spriggan> wtf, when's your chemistry exam?
  <chiby> tomorrow
  <spriggan> hahahahaha, oh man, you're screwed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908795
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965043
text:
  <m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1
  <m00cow> i wonder what its like
  <m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft
  <m00cow> then eats microsoft
  <m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos
  <DCBastard> uh-huh
  <DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908796
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965092
text:
  <Ishimura> woah
  <Ishimura> finger is apparently functional cross-platform
  <SilentPenguin> yeah, users understand the finger irrespective
  of the operating system they are using


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908796
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965153
text:
  <+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> cope to dransik this spazz
  <+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> THRAF you m00f and you suck !
  *** Thraf sets mode: -b *!*@adsl-212-59-30-231.takas.lt
  <+Spazz> We've had our top military code experts try to
  decifer his message.
  <@Thraf> tell him to return
  <+Spazz> It seems that Lithuania is officially declairing war
  against the USA and the UK.
  <@Curz> Talk about guerilla tactics, noone in the US knows
  where Lithuania is, so they can strike freely


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908796
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965250
text:
  <theForger> it's kind of odd how a lot of planets in star trek
  have spaceships and transporters, and yet they still live in
  huts and clay houses


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908797
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965350
text:
  <strlen> i know someone who was half german half korean
  <strlen> i asked him if he makes soap out of his dog


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908798
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965442
text:
  <H> damn... i can think of that to hide pr0n but i can't
  remember mother's day... must work on priorities


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908811
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965484
text:
  (Skyler) Alright
  (Skyler) Everyone ready?
  *** rarrzeroEXE (Hat@1Cust73.tnt3.seymour.in.da.uu.net) Quit
  (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
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  *** Silence (Silence@AC8274C2.ipt.aol.com) Quit
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  *** Valefor (Valefor@pppta13-471.ght.iadfw.net) Quit
  (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
  *** Flashfire (flashfire.@80.192.168.143) Quit
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  *** aminal (rah@12-238-242-19.client.attbi.com) Quit
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  *** Lani (Lani930@12-248-25-241.client.attbi.com) Quit
  (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
  (Comic-San) ....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908812
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965719
text:
  <Jolene> so, when they landed on the moon, why cant u see the
  stars in the pictures they took?
  <chippy> it was daytime


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908812
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965775
text:
  <Dst> revenge is sweet
  <Dst> revenge is a dish best served cold
  <Dst> ergo; revenge is ice cream
  <Joshua> peanut butter is good, boobies are good, therefore
  boobies are peanut butter
  <Dst> i like your twisted logic there
  <Joshua> i like boobies.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908813
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965878
text:
  <sexor> I went shopping last night at like 1am. the place was
  empty, and this old woman, just making polite convertation,
  said to me: "where is everyone??".
  <sexor> I replied: "In bed, same place you and I should be!"
  <sexor> Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a
  dirty look


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908813
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965928
text:
  <@icono> i need to lose 60 pounds, my doctor is getting pissed
  at me
  <@LinkDJ> do you happen to be holding a small mammal?
  <@orpal> "as your physician, i strongly recommend that you let
  go of that 60-pound badger"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908814
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.965976
text:
  <@Adam>Wow, this apple sure does look good...
  <@Eve>No Adam!
  * @Adam eats the apple.
  *** @God sets mode: -oo Adam Eve
  <@God> THOU HATH SINNED!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908814
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966036
text:
  <Stapler[BTEG]>  When British police conducted a drug raid
  during a party at Keith Richards' Redlands estate in 1967,
  they found Mick Jagger eating a Mars bar out of Marianne
  Faithfull's vagina.
  <Stapler[BTEG]> FALSE
  <Fortyseven[BTEG]> Who hasn't done that?
  <Fortyseven[BTEG]> Oh.
  <Tristan> It was a snickers.
  <indigoflo> i heard thats how you catch genital hersheys


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908814
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966106
text:
  lemonlimeskull: So I'm sitting in Hardee's (Carl's JR for
  anyone here one the west coast)
  lemonlimeskull: This huge African American dude sits across
  from me at the booth. Plenty of tables around, of course,
  since this is Hardee's.
  lemonlimeskull: Since I don't usually have uninvited guests at
  fast food restaurants, I'm naturally a bit put off while
  simultaniously wondering what the deal is.
  lemonlimeskull: The guy goes "Hey, man what you do for a
  living?"
  lemonlimeskull: I must've looked really confused, but I manage
  to answer "Game designer... Why?"
  lemonlimeskull: The guy sits there for a good thirty seconds,
  looking out the window over my shoulder.
  lemonlimeskull: Then he finally looks me straight on and says
  "Good, lemme ask you a question..."
  lemonlimeskull: "Why don't Pacman wanna eat eyes?"
  lemonlimeskull: I just gave him this really quizzical look,
  then he gets up and leaves.
  lemonlimeskull: After a few seconds of wondering wtf that was
  all about, I look out the window over my shoulder and see
  about five police cars slowly driving off into the distance.
  lemonlimeskull: The worst part is...... WHY doesn't Pacman
  wanna eat eyes?!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908814
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966151
text:
  <AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I
  might as well hit him up for some prozac


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908815
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966232
text:
  <xanthes> so my gf and me were doin it vampire style right
  <CommanderBob> vampire style?
  <princessofpie> what?
  <rhodes> wtf is vampire style?
  <b00z> WHAT THE FUCK?
  <xanthes> shut up and let me tell you the story
  <rhodes> no, you tell us what the FUCKING HELL 'vampire style'
  is
  <xanthes> ...
  <xanthes> look, its not important
  <CommanderBob> geez
  <CommanderBob> pervert
  * CommanderBob has left #uncyclopedia
  <b00z> i have to say im with bob on this one
  * b00z has left #uncyclopedia
  <rhodes> yeah
  <rhodes> i don't really want to be around to hear this
  * rhodes has left #uncyclopedia
  <xanthes> guess its just u and me then PoP
  <princessofpie> no, you stay the fuck away from me, you
  fucking pervert
  * princessofpie has left #uncyclopedia


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908815
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966279
text:
  * Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming
  assistance.
  <loop> uh oh
  <loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908815
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966352
text:
  <skreid> so i was trick or treating right
  <GODLY> arent u a little old for that?
  <skreid> fuck no
  <skreid> anyway
  <skreid> so i went as a present this year, just a bigass bow
  and some curled ribbons, and i go up to this door
  <skreid> and a 75 year old woman and her husband open the
  door, and the woman goes "what are you?"
  <skreid> i go "a present", and she gives me candy.  just as i
  start to walk away, she goes
  <skreid> "who would want that??"
  <skreid> and some little kid behind me just goes "OHHHH!
  BURN!"
  <GODLY> loser.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908816
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966407
text:
  <sluggy> i need a pen
  <cyan> dont you have one in your pants?
  <Stooert> that sucked
  <cyan> im bored
  <sluggy> dont you have a bored in your pants?
  <sluggy> AHAHAHAH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908816
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966548
text:
  <bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you
  get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then
  you sit a while longer  and the urge goes away so you call her
  to bring you beer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908817
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966605
text:
  <LadyLazaruss> LOL my student just sent me an email with the
  subject line "hey baby"
  <Allahkat> HAHAHAHA
  <bunnie> whoa
  <LadyLazaruss> closely followed with an "oops... disregard
  that last email!!!"
  <Loser> hahahaha
  <Allahkat> LMFAO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908817
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966691
text:
  <cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE
  WITH YOUR DICK SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908818
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966785
text:
  <Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the
  cum on it
  <Square    Monkey> LOL
  <Harima Dugong> i meant gum


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908818
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966836
text:
  [tiger_yamato] I like to get ebooks on my emulated palm pilot
  [tiger_yamato] It's sad when you think about it
  [tiger_yamato] I'm using my computer to emulate a palm pilot
  to emulate a book..
  [tiger_yamato] And I work at a LIBRARY of all things
  [mappyman] haha! now THATS funny
  [tiger_yamato] People tell me this book is great, or that book
  is great
  [tiger_yamato] And I come home and download it


