# quote

date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912291
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594120
text:
  <pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations
  with hexbit.
  <hexbit> we had diplomatic relations?
  <pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I
  prepared to take action alone if necessary.  pyroman can not
  just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor
  weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912292
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594172
text:
  <DoCa-Cola> dude, i just saw this porn video, every 30 seconds
  it cut to a turtle just sitting on a rock...
  <DoCa-Cola> What kinda shit is that?
  <SilentAvenger> DoCa-Cola, Turtle porn.
  <DoCa-Cola> It's like suck suck suck suck bang bang TURTLE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912292
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594220
text:
  <Khrath> brael fucks himself in the ass cause he's thinks it
  would make him gay to let his boyfriend
  <Brael> so true


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594265
text:
  RabidPieConsumer: I'm thinking of programming an Oregon Trail
  knockoff based on something entirely fictional.
  RabidPieConsumer: Any ideas?
  ClicheCow: how about you try to go across the ocean?
  ClicheCow: you can shoot 70 pounds of sea turtles
  ClicheCow: but for some fucking reason you can only carry 20
  ClicheCow: your daughter dies of scurvy
  ClicheCow: you try to ford the ocean and one of your oxen dies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594292
text:
  <Dezmo> man, a coworker of mine had a blind date, so I offered
  to call him right after he met her so if she was ugly he could
  act like some emergency had come up and had to go
  <Dezmo> so I call, and she answers the phone "is this the
  emergency phone call in case I'm a skank?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594318
text:
  < Time> that reminds me of when Manning and I installed OS/2
  Warp4 on a box and during the install routine it said
  something to the likes of 'join the hundreds of people on the
  internet'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594342
text:
  <BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me
  <Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k
  * Felacio sucks huge cock
  <Felacio> errr ME, not /me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594370
text:
  <_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live
  5.1
  <_Deathbr_> i saw that at friends house and i was like whoa..
  u come across some kewl shit while lookn for eprom reading
  writing info's
  <travolta> you can also find a lot of cool pages if you search
  for the word "the"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594394
text:
  <Emmie> Dilt, remember: Life takes VISA, but Death runs on
  Linux.
  <Dilt> no wonder death can't be escaped


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594422
text:
  <pandabob> Dude, you want to catch bin Laden? Open an account
  in his name at Blockbuster, and don't return a few DVDs.
  <pandabob> *That'll* catch Bin Laden.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912295
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594454
text:
  <|HashBot|> Geography: Name a country which has the same name
  as a bird?
  <jms> soctland
  <jms> ireland
  <jms> wales
  <jms> kuait
  <|HashBot|> Here's a hint: t**k*y
  <jms> tuckey
  <|HashBot|> The answer was turkey. Try and get the next one...
  <jms> wtf


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912295
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594502
text:
  <Gusty> being black would be cool
  <Gusty> you could have your own neighbourhood
  <Gusty> where the cops are afraid to go


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594530
text:
  * megamanu1 (megamanu1@=
  Bc7Tefk38.tnt9.pleasantville.nj.da.uu.net) has joined #support
  <megamanu1> help
  <+Spirit_1100> what is the problem?
  <megamanu1> mirc is hard
  <megamanu1> i don't understad
  <megamanu1> an how do you make a bot
  <megamanu1> how do you script


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594553
text:
  <phx> crap
  * phx just upgraded winrar
  <phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
  * phx does not speak russian


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594623
text:
  <Scofco> I found out I might have stomach cancer :*[
  <kolby> yea, I bought a brand new pack of cigarettes today and
  dropped them in a puddle...I know how you feel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594673
text:
  hydroxyl prod: I'm getting a 19" lcd monitor for my birthday.
  hydroxyl prod: I'm very satisified.
  hydroxyl prod: But it sucks.
  hydroxyl prod: My PC blows ass.
  hydroxyl prod: so like
  hydroxyl prod: playing at 800x600 ut2k4
  hydroxyl prod: on a huge monitor
  tehBlueness: fun
  tehBlueness: it'll be just like the N64


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912298
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594713
text:
  <maddox> You know what I hate?  Programs that pretend like
  they're sentient beings.  Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type
  "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and
  you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let
  you do that."  Yeah?  Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp
  <professor> hahaha.
  <maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."
  <maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't.
  You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer
  who has seen 2001 too many fucking times.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912298
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594745
text:
  <slA>hmm, saw this on the QDB
  <slA><MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the
  reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.
  <slA>There's a funeral company where I live, and one of their
  hearses' licence plates is "YUR NEXT"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912298
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594770
text:
  * ChanServ sets mode: +l 32
  * mentalinc has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by
  peer)
  * JP has quit IRC (ETG-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com
  NewZealand.EnterTheGame.Com)
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  NewZealand.EnterTheGame.Com)
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  NewZealand.EnterTheGame.Com)
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  * ChanServ sets mode: +l 27
  <hoppers99_> bugger for them
  * hoppers99_ has quit IRC (ETG-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com
  NewZealand.EnterTheGame.Com)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912298
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594795
text:
  toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie?
  s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the
  thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594819
text:
  <@n3u> anyone here who like to scan my ports?
  <@n3u> :)
  <+MrX> is that a sly way of asking for cyber sex?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594845
text:
  <DeathscytheFish> Jessica, i'm not kidding, all the gay people
  my mom work with were going apeshit over it
  <Kevyn> Why does your mom work with so many gay people?
  <DeathscytheFish> Kevyn, she works at a hospital
  <Kevyn> Oh. AIDS ward?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594869
text:
  <Tommy^> anybody know if u can download win98 second edition
  for free if you allready own 98
  <Tommy^> cant seem to find it on microsoft site


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594895
text:
  <mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter
  for PS/PS2
  <mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a
  wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD
  watchers, that's right."
  <SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters
  in DVD watching


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594919
text:
  <typobox43> programming without arrays is like swimming
  without trunks.  it works, but for most people, it's ugly.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594947
text:
  <wisner> I walked past a protest on Market Street yesterday
  evening.
  <wisner> I didn't burst out laughing, but I really had to work
  for it.
  <wisner> It was JEWISH LESBIANS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
  <wisner> There was singing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594969
text:
  TRex-o: I want to settle an argument.  Am I an invasive
  species?
  sjackso: invasive species reproduce


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595047
text:
  <McFarlan> Those bastards did somthing terrible today
  <McFarlan> They put a big picture of Goatse in the lunchroom
  trash can at breakfast this morning
  <McFarlan> People would come to dump thier trays...and stop
  and look down in the trash
  <McFarlan> It was really funny, but wrong at the same time :/
  <Flex-Work> i would have thrown up
  <Flex-Work> :P
  <McFarlan> I thought a couple were
  <McFarlan> Then the principal walks over
  <McFarlan> Grabs the trashcan, and walks out of the cafeteria
  <Moonsaber> Do you think they linked it to you? :-)
  <McFarlan> I'm hoping not


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595075
text:
  <rH-rogue> just cuz there's no bulge because i don
  <rH-rogue> 't asdlhfaslhdfasdf
  <rH-rogue> damn it
  <rH-rogue> i just had premature enterkeyation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595101
text:
  <MissTika> how have you been?
  <Sage> Good, good. And you?
  <MissTika> oksy I guess, had a falling out with two of my "
  best" friends but other then that heh
  <Ne0_Rat> Tika has been arguing with her boobs again.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595126
text:
  <hakan> I hate it when the girl looks into the camera during a
  blow job. It totally destroys the fourth wall, which is so
  very important in a porno flick.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595175
text:
  <+TheVirus> you know you hit an all time low when you take a
  shit, and dont realize the after affects until you look at
  your mouse =\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595199
text:
  <@Awt> 15 years for 3066 counts of accessory to murder? WTF
  <XDice> yeh, he missed that 3,067th strike law.
  <frash> hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595232
text:
  * Now talking in #crimehackerz
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  <snoldak> im so lonely


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595259
text:
  <FLiPSiDE> little asian wangs
  <FLiPSiDE> make me look massive
  <Ur|zen> make us look well hung
  <FLiPSiDE> theres one guy there..
  <FLiPSiDE> u can barely see it..
  <fvee> maybe hes half girl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595306
text:
  <MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7
  years or whatever
  <MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595333
text:
  <Azadre> Computers kick ass
  <Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
  <Azadre> My ass hurts
  <Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men
  *** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
  *** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
  <RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
  <Puedlfor> I do what I can


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912306
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595361
text:
  *** Wildstar has joined #StarAlliance
  <SA-NiteFox> And I say, "That's not my sister, that's my
  chicken!"
  <SA-NiteFox> ^.^
  *** Wildstar has quit IRC (Quit: )
  <SA-NiteFox> lol, I scared him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912306
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595399
text:
  <xjeff> ok this is just the way I talk...I misspell because
  some word's I say arn't exetly proper so please Lay off I been
  real nice ever-since I came here because I did NOT won't to
  make enamey's out of STARS fan's
  <xjeff> so there!
  <Sotek> You talk with apostrophes in the middle of plural
  words? o_O
  <xjeff> yes that's just the way I talk
  <Sotek> ...
  <Sotek> NO
  <xjeff> ...............
  <Sotek> IT ISN'T.
  <Sotek> IT CANNOT BE.
  <xjeff> it can
  <Sotek> YOU CANNOT PRONOUNCE AN APOSTROPHE.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912306
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595423
text:
  < CoJaBo> Update: The object seen landing near Gale Crater on
  MSD 49,269 at around 05:50:16 AMT local time has been
  conclusively identified by the Martian Space Agency to be a
  weather balloon.  Due to possible radioactive contamination,
  Mars citizens are forbidden to approach Gale Crater until
  further notice.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912306
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595452
text:
  <ravon> kamikaze_: japp
  <ravon> kamikaze_: Något i den stilen, men du får lugna dig
  med parametrarna.
  <ravon> kamikaze_: Vadå, förstår du inte vad jag säger? Bra
  kodde.
  <wipu> oh setLocale(Locale.EN)
  <ravon> wipu: nah, just speak a random language as
  retaliation.
  <wipu> i just did, my choice was java :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595501
text:
  (Calren): question: if I get three female friends saying they
  like me int he space of 3 minutes, does this mean the end of
  the world is here?
  (@Zaphod): Calren - it means some fucker let the guide dogs
  off their leashes again at the blind school


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595574
text:
  <Danelope> I'm trying to set a password, and they're telling
  me it's invalid.
  <Danelope> Because it can be "derived from another word".
  <harb> Yeah.
  <harb> It's just calling to passwd, I bet.
  <Danelope> They're forcing you to use randomized passwords.
  <Danelope> That's fucking retarded.  Especially for an
  FTP-only account.
  <harb> Heh.
  <Danelope> "Duhhh.  You're creating an FTP-only account with
  its home limited to a single non-primary folder on the Web
  server!  Let's give you shit about a password!"
  <Danelope> "Duhhh!  There's absolutely no way this information
  can be used to compromise the system!  But we'll still harass
  you here!"
  <homeslice> Make it "Dr3amh0stsu|<s5hit"
  <Danelope> "Sorry, that password can be derived from
  'dreamhostsucksshit', which is a common password."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595600
text:
  <madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see
  them as a great friend
  <madlocust> and in her case...my best friend
  <|ced> so write a poem, fag


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595625
text:
  <dmonk> ok, what bible character would you fuck?
  <bobert> jesus christ man
  <dmonk> ew seriously? id want eve


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595650
text:
  [Synoptica] Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any
  lower...
  [Synoptica] 'DOGFART SLUTS!'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595675
text:
  <Ardennes[Q]> fat people lag.
  <guyman> lol
  <Deviant> so your mom must have dced when she gave birth to
  you
  <khagin> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595699
text:
  joerodZ3: ppl should chase their dreams
  joerodZ3: it's the route to happiness
  RGarza983: and jailtime


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595726
text:
  <scalar> ok, UPS guy came, now I can shower :P
  <Keneto> famous phrases to remember not to take out of
  context?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595751
text:
  <Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my
  penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912310
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595776
text:
  Pramma: like, this one time at a texas hold'em table, and i
  was like "man, lady luck is really smiling on me today...she's
  cute too, i'd tap that in a second"
  Pramma: and then people started looking at me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595847
text:
  <FiZi> Radu
  <FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles?
  <Tac0> dongles
  <Tac0> now youre just makin shit up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595879
text:
  <Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a
  bar.
  <Snausages> And the bartender says,
  <Snausages> "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
  <Myke> That struck a chord.
  <Snausages> Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
  <Myke> But they're key to my humour.
  <Myke> And very noteworthy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595905
text:
  <tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off
  capslock
  <Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl
  <tm> she's crying on her keyboard now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595930
text:
  MotrCycleForLife: I think a cute movie idea would be about a
  parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the
  parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though,
  to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some
  pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along,
  acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to
  attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912312
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.595959
text:
  <uiop> go read a book with that guy from star trek
  <pork> which one
  <pork> DOUG MULRAY DOUG MULRAY
  <uiop> that black one, who was always reading on PBS
  <uiop> take a look, its in a book, a reading negro.
  <pork> oh him
  <jre-la> CONCLUSION: there's only one negro that can read


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596041
text:
  <Sart> blizzard is annoucing their new game in an hour or so
  <Dark-e> oh let me go to the bathroom now so i dont pee on
  myself in an hour
  <Sart> blizzard's web page has a new entrance pic now
  <Dark-e> omg
  <Dark-e> shit
  <Dark-e> didnt goto the bathroom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596082
text:
  <reppy> dudes
  <reppy> my dad's wife like
  <reppy> is a child psycholigist
  <reppy> and one of her patients walked in on her mom getting
  fucked by the dog
  <reppy> I got turned on just hearing that:(
  <Morris> NIce
  <Morris> You'd think a dog like most mammals would finish
  really quickly and move on
  <Morris> But hey, whatever turns her on.
  <DooMStalK> "Mommy! Mommy! I've got a boo bo... Mommy! What is
  the dog doing to you? Why do i suddenly have the urge to
  clean?"
  <Morris> haha
  <Morris> "Can I play with the doggy too?"
  <DooMStalK> "Bad dog! Take that out of mommy!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596107
text:
  <copland> some prefer masturbate than meeting with girls...
  xvid vs cinema is the same in my eyes :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596132
text:
  <@harb> farq: Do I look like the sort of man who'd go and find
  unsuspecting Japanese schoolgirls in short skirts and white
  panties and ask them if they want to see my "Cthulu Special"?
  < farq> harb: no, but I just got a new .sig


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596182
text:
  <organicintelligencebody> they probably have practice at it
  <organicintelligencebody> like those telemarketers that have
  answers for anything you can possibly say
  <justin> they do not
  <justin> tell them you don't have a phone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596210
text:
  <[k]> you got a vivid imagination, like me.
  <[k]> i can respect that
  <HardDisk> you have no idea the stuff I've done
  <HardDisk> [k], have you ever been so stoned that if you were
  jerking off while eating a kitkat then all of a sudden you
  feel a salty taste in your mouth and because your so high at
  this point you cant tell whether the kitkat chocolate bar was
  expired or if that if you creamed into your mouth without
  noticing?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596234
text:
  <+aeonite> is there any diet plan that does not involve
  fucking cottage cheese?
  <@LordCrank> some of them involve eating it instead


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596263
text:
  <leif> well I used to go to a "special" school for troubled
  kids, so our classes were really easy and pretty dumb. One of
  them was "work study" and I remember one day a few kids were
  playing jenga on the main "study" table, and i got the most
  exellent idea to grab a small model plane from the teachers
  desk, throw it at the blocks, then after they fell over I
  shouted " HEY GUESS WHO I AM?!?!"....
  <leif> That's why i'm home schooled now :-(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596289
text:
  <possessed27> i <3 philosophy
  <prop4g4nd4p4nd4> wtf does that mean
  <possessed27> rotate it 90 degrees, you foo
  <prop4g4nd4p4nd4> wtf
  <prop4g4nd4p4nd4> i "ball sac" philosophy?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912316
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596316
text:
  <StrangelyUnoriginal>So I was at Walmart, being the financial
  transaction overlord of register 21.
  Rite, and this kid walks up, I ring up his items and he says,
  "So I heard you like mudkips?" so I acted all confused like he
  expected me to andhe had a little faggoty giggle then he asked
  me what his total was and I said, "Your total, IT'S OVER NINE
  THOUSSSSSSAAAAND!" and my manager was like, "lol wtf?" then I
  grabbed the pricing scanner and crushed it in my hand.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912316
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596386
text:
  <fade> i need to find the stupid adapter now
  <Queued> If I had a stupid adapter, I could understand the
  other half of the channel
  <Petter[web]> I resent that.
  <Queued> I understand.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912317
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596413
text:
  <Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have
  going down 75?
  <@Breathe> 138.
  <@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that.
  <Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912317
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596440
text:
  <gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me.
  <gaspump> Lord knows everyone in here should already know
  that.
  <Richard_D_James> It's hard to masturbate to intelligence,
  though.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596500
text:
  <@graspee_leemoor> brazil v italy women's volleyball is about
  to start
  <@graspee_leemoor> you'll get no sense out of me
  * Snaar hands graspee some tissues
  < Bucket_Mouse> who you cheering for
  <%Snaar> the girls
  < Bucket_Mouse> which girls?
  <%Snaar> you know
  <%Snaar> two legs
  <%Snaar> two arms
  <%Snaar> various holes
  <%Snaar> THE GIRLS
  < Bucket_Mouse> ITALY GIRLS OR BRAZIL GIRLS
  <%Snaar> why are you being racist :-
  <%Snaar> they are both fine girls
  < Bucket_Mouse> oh, i thought you were playing favorites
  <%Snaar> the point of female sports is just to enjoy the show


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596524
text:
  <TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries
  to send your hard drive to a japanese company?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596547
text:
  <+knife> i produce enough semen in one day to feed half of
  africa
  <+msBob> no wonder they all have aids


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596574
text:
  <xcabbage> C++ takes forever to compile
  <richardt> xcabbage: you are referring to C++'s built-in
  coffee-refill time
  <richardt> it's a feature.
  <richardt> with C, there's no time.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596621
text:
  Phantbert> I work at a pizza place
  Phantbert> and the smallest size pizza is called a 6-inch
  Phantbert> so yesterday
  Phantbert> I actually uttered the phrase
  Phantbert> "I have a six inch sausage."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596644
text:
  ~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid.
  (tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour
  (letty) or an ingrown toenail


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596669
text:
  <Shaka|HeatingUpSomeSaki> child. i dont care if you are a guy.
  you can show me what it means to be a man anytime


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596745
text:
  <@ChrisH> Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily
  briefing. He concludes
  <@ChrisH> by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were
  killed in an accident"
  <@ChrisH> "OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's
  terrible!!"  His
  <@ChrisH> staff sits stunned at this display of emotion,
  nervously watching as the
  <@ChrisH> president sits, head in hands. Finally, the
  President, devastated, looks
  <@ChrisH> up and asks..........  "How many is a Brazillion??!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912321
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596822
text:
  (steyrf88) i have the best joystick.. force feeback... its
  grip is shaped exactly like my hand.... its a 'penis'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912321
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596872
text:
  <Lexcanium> Oh, didn't you know? Microsoft buys random domain
  names and has them point to their main page. It's part of
  their new marketing strategy of monopolizing the internet,
  since they con't do so as well with OSs anymore. ;-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596896
text:
  <Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall
  <Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596938
text:
  <Matty> Hmm
  <Matty> A little bored this afternoon
  <Matty> Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting
  <UG> indeed
  <Matty> Paul Macartney is my subject
  <Matty> I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars
  to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
  <Matty> Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year
  relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it
  would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
  <Matty> Heather aint exactly the best looking bird
  <UG> then he's a dumbfuck :)
  <Matty> Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen,
  an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000
  an hour. For anything..
  <Matty> Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he
  would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for
  5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
  <Matty> Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no
  begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests,
  ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and
  complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when
  you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the
  cost, with no legal fees
  <Matty> Sometimes renting makes far more sense..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.596968
text:
  <dustin> you ever masturbated on a washer when it was on spin
  cycle ?
  <dustin> it's the best
  <Sh3lby> if u say  so
  <dustin> just make sure it's not a public washing place
  <dustin> they don't take kindly to things like that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597000
text:
  <EggdropBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 24 by OllyPomm is:
  <EggdropBot> (Sport) What sport do the following terms belong
  to - "Toucher & Dead Length"?
  <liz> ouch, my boobs hurt
  <EggdropBot> {MoxQuizz} liz solved after 5 seconds and now has
  <5> points (+1) on rank 3.
  <EggdropBot> The answer was: Lawn or Indoor Bowls
  <Reuven> Say what?
  <liz> what?
  <Ken> whaaaat?
  <Ken> how...did...she...do...that?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597025
text:
  <[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at
  least once per day.   Hmmm... I'm about due....  I'll be back
  in 10..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597056
text:
  <@crikket> hrrm ima go to bed now...
  <DarkSpork> 'night crikket
  <tuptup> nitenite
  <@crikket> na'nite all
  ...
  <neo-kun> cya crikket
  * @crikket comes back and turns off his speakers *  o.O;
  <@crikket> nite nite neo
  <tuptup> awww
  <tuptup> i coulda beeped crikket to sleep XD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597079
text:
  (doggie^): www.audioscrobbler.com
  (doggie^): i think im addicted :|
  (DaMuppet): wtf is that?
  (doggie^): plugin for winamp
  (doggie^): recommends music to you
  (`dM`): nice
  (DaMuppet): "u like jpop, the pedo police department will be
  knocking on your door soon, don;t bother getting more music"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597102
text:
  <bllllll> The instructions said to install Microsoft Windows
  (tm) XP or better, so I installled OpenBSD.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912324
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597130
text:
  Fairytalehero: ok, so someitmes me and kel shower together
  Fairytalehero: and i'll have to pee. so i go "hey kel, look at
  this" or something, and start PEEING ON HER
  Fairytalehero: she gets so mad and tries to block it
  Fairytalehero: but i'm like HAHA I'M PEEING ON YOUR HAND


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912324
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597158
text:
  <Avalanche> i was at arbys last night eating, and this mini
  van pulls up. The soccer mom, daughter, and little brother
  hopped out and came in. The little kid was like 6-7. He said
  "mommy, I want a milkshake". She responded, "No, it will spoil
  your dinner". The little kid replied with, "YOU FUCKING CUNT,
  I WANT A GOD DAMN MILKSHAKE". He got the milkshake.
  <Avalanche> I never laughed so hard in my life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912325
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597214
text:
  <Osiris_69> we cant be a couple because she wont agree to oral
  sex before mariage
  <Osiris_69> catholic chinese, who is the ass who converted
  them? im gona kill those fuckers
  <AntiZzZ> i dated one of em
  <AntiZzZ> she never gave it up in like 8 months
  <AntiZzZ> she was rich tho
  <Poppet-> damn
  <Poppet-> 8 months
  <Osiris_69> on the 9th month anti?
  <AntiZzZ> we broke up
  <_hit> she had a black baby


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597310
text:
  <|42|-D> i just had one of those farts where u pause after and
  think... "oh shit did i follow through"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597338
text:
  <@DataTek> hah
  <@DataTek> antibiotics are the king
  <@DataTek> u drink two beers and you're so drunk u almost pass
  out
  <@DataTek> its like a Quad-damage powerup


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597363
text:
  <Bushman> my inet sucks
  <pikey> oohh
  <impulse> does she swallow?
  <Bushman> impulse: yes, my TCP packets


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597410
text:
  [20:52] <MrSnuffles> hello
  <MrSnuffles> anyone?
  <MrSnuffles> talk to me
  <MrSnuffles> ;(
  <Bug> hello MrSnuffles
  <MrSnuffles> no, not you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597439
text:
  <nyk> i need a floppy disc, anyone know where I can get one
  this late?
  <Vulcan> walmart maybe, its open 24 hours.
  <Jordan_M> i know some mexicans that are hardcore tech guys
  that could get you a floppy disc
  <nyk> so you both say walmart?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597465
text:
  <Tso-JA> I love food... which is why my 6 pack is covered with
  a good 2 inches of flub
  <Targeter> you're not fat you simply have "stealth abs"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597489
text:
  <Rottingbeef_> i once accidentaly mooned my dad and he got
  pissed off and spanked me with an egg spatula thingy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912328
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597517
text:
  <korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??
  <korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n???
  <blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's
  working


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912329
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597544
text:
  (Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real
  player
  (Stacey```) so i can kick their ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912329
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597569
text:
  Kirby: So like this one time I was fucking this dude in the
  ass and then I threw up on his back.
  ZAn3Yt: I didn't now you were gay Kirby...
  katchup: He isn't, that was a shakespeare quote.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912330
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597593
text:
  Mike: you don't need anything to score in college
  Mike: it's like wandering around in a dark forest
  Mike: eventually you hit a tree.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912330
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597648
text:
  * Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP
  <Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping
  back doors ...
  <Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ...
  * Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY
  <spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though...
  <Beryllium> spacefem: Which part?
  <spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx!
  <Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ...
  <Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912331
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597676
text:
  Anonymous: Ramadan is over, i can eat!!!
  Anonymous2: I was surfing the internet and i found a page that
  said more women go for guys that are/were in the Air Force
  then any other profession.
  Anonymous: Really, I wanna join the air force one day.
  Anonymous2: Wat, so u could learn how to fly planes into
  skyscrapers.
  Anonymous: Fool, you're muslim too.
  Anonymous: You r a disgrace to brown pple.
  Anonymous2: Don't be silly i'm not brown, i'm just a really
  tanned white person.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912331
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597724
text:
  <putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in
  europe its commonplace for men to cry
  <putnam> and crying is so special
  <putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she
  said no, stop being a pussy this is america


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912331
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597759
text:
  <Harl> micheal jkackson is being charged
  <Harl> FINNALY
  <Harl> its ironic tho
  <Harl> if he goes to jail
  <Harl> Its ironic, because he who sodomized children, will now
  be sodomized by big men
  <Rei> Lol
  <Zord`r`> well did he actually sodomize the children?
  <Zord`r`> and not just someone wanting alot of cash
  <Zord`r`> and frame some famous singer?
  <Harl> true
  <Harl> ive never heard of white ugly women sodmizing little
  boys


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597787
text:
  <Seigfried> In other random news, there's a movie based on I,
  Robot by Issac Asimov coming out starring Will Smith.
  <Seigfried> I hear it starts with a 5-minute montage of the
  cast and crew of the film peeing on Asimov's grave. :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597821
text:
  <boo> bored bored bored
  <boo> let's play a game. we need 2 teams of 2. each player
  gives a word.
  <boo> those words are combined, and then are checked to see if
  they're a valid http server.
  <boo> 2 points if it's a real website, 1 point for a coming
  soon site.
  <boo> who wants to play?
  <boo> ...
  <boo> :-O
  <boo> see if I ever offer to entertain any of you again.
  <boo> get out of my house.
  <-- boo has quit (Quit: )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597849
text:
  <KeeperZ> I want to make one of those 'scare the crap out of
  you' flash movies
  <KeeperZ> but have the 'horrific face'
  <KeeperZ> be the goatse.cx guy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597880
text:
  <+||smallville||> im from philippines
  <+||smallville||> nice 2 meet u
  <+[El_Diablo]> fuckin israel
  <+||smallville||> huh?
  <+||smallville||> israel?
  <+[El_Diablo]> ye
  <+kiwiman> That's Palestine, not the Philippines, dumbfuck.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597907
text:
  <cool__G> I can define 1/0
  <illusionz> liar
  <BeZoAR> thats like trying to define illusionz sexuality


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597939
text:
  <@sniper_cs> where do you live?
  <@sniper_cs> I can burn + send it
  <@sniper_cs> maybe
  <bobbles> about 3 metres from adsl area
  <@sniper_cs> roflmao
  <@sniper_cs> ouch
  <bobbles> i lived here for like 8 years
  <bobbles> then they finally bring adsl
  <bobbles> and it stops 3 houses away
  <BenZor> hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.597968
text:
  < chris> Meanwhile, I am participating in all that is unholy
  and rightly hated
  < chris> Namely, I am writing a Java Applet that runs in a
  browser and is controlled by JavaScript
  <@phessler> hahaha
  * chris commits hara-kiri to minimize the dishonor to his
  family
  < chris> phessler: Yeah, but the thing is: this is way better
  than what I was doing before, which was Flash coding
  < chris> Flash, Java and JavaScript -- all in a day's work
  < chris> Incidentally, I am looking for a new job...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598015
text:
  <Hippie316> plus i have one of the worlds smallest rooms
  <Hippie316> ask dop hes seen my room
  <Hippie316> plus he can attest to it being small
  <Doppelganger> no I cant
  <Doppelganger> oh, you mean the room
  <Doppelganger> yeah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598041
text:
  <Lhayn> WTF? Who would kill over a dollar?
  <DMA> bums
  <Lizardman> Transients.
  <Lhayn> ...In normal society?
  <DMA> CEOs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598065
text:
  <rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY
  <rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find
  any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years
  <rbgrn> no one did.
  <foop> because nobody cared


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598092
text:
  <Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/
  images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh
  <JtHM> whats funny about that jpg?
  <Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at
  <JtHM> ah
  <JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards
  <JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large
  corporations it seems


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598116
text:
  <Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was
  obscene
  <Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network
  surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598140
text:
  <KingKirby> The US is stupid like that.  Bomb somebody, give
  them money.  Shoot somebody, give them a band-aid.
  <nylint> Fuck somebody in the ass, give them a reach-around.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598161
text:
  (Gr0wleh) ouch
  (Gr0wleh) I just hit myself
  (Gr0wleh) in the balls
  (Gr0wleh) brb while I wince in pain
  (Gr0wleh) this... hurts
  (Gr0wleh) had my hands on top of my head
  (Gr0wleh) and they slipped off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598210
text:
  <Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere
  <Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand
  <@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598241
text:
  <Gerudo> i just thought of something
  <Gerudo> after eating some fun-size candy, i have a
  question...
  <Gerudo> whats so 'fun' about fun-size candy?
  <Gerudo> i mean, if my dick was that small, it sure as hell
  wouldnt be labeled 'fun-size' would it??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912337
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598269
text:
  <foop> leif is having a party?
  <ross_> yeah
  <foop> does he know that he's having a party?
  <Chieze> of course not
  <ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912337
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598296
text:
  <greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool
  <SicGtar> yea
  <greenl1284> whooosh!
  <greenl1284> arise hellfire
  <greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your
  computer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912338
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598350
text:
  <deo> theres a road near me called "the queens passage"
  <emsy> LMAO
  <deo> heh....the funny thing is....theres a pub next to
  it.........called "the kings head"......
  <emsy> ROTF


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912338
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598379
text:
  <Mukluk> My lungs hold 650 cubic cenimeters of air. :P
  <Mukluk> I know this because it was measured by a doctor. :P
  <fRy-> WHAT THE FUCK? :P
  <Mukluk> I was told that that's an extremely high capacity. :P
  <Mukluk> I could fucking beat all of you to death. :P
  <DeadRinga> with your lungs?
  <z0rg> Mukluk hahahah
  <Mukluk> Laugh all you like, little-lung. :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912338
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598402
text:
  <Chris> DeMonYus!
  cyrus@a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.xy-z.org
  <-- prime example of why some people should NEVER be able to
  touch a DNS server


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598454
text:
  <Smerdyakov> ... based _only_ one, I mean
  <Smerdyakov> s/one/alshfsafa
  <Smerdyakov> s/alshfsafa/afsaagagaskhaah
  <Smerdyakov> s/afsaagagaskhaah/on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598480
text:
  <Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms
  <Storm> Guess I should leave, brb
  <Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks
  <Storm> Whew, it got put out
  <Zekk> Everything OK?
  <Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get
  all the chicks out there in their underwear again  =P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598504
text:
  <ManMower> tcp/ip has been around forever
  <ManMower> since before computers
  <ManMower> mailmen used tcp/ip to deliver packages


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598534
text:
  * Switzerland has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
  <SteveTheNormalGuy> HE'S GOING FOR COUNTRIES NOW!
  <SteveTheNormalGuy> HE GOT SWITZERLAND


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598562
text:
  <korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life!
  <Iceman> self satisifying? :P
  <korben> hell no
  <korben> its a very varied sex life
  <korben> sometimes i swap hands


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598589
text:
  <beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT
  OF TRYINGS TO
  VIOLATE
  <beaker> > THE SECURITY OF OURS SYSTEMS FROM THE NEXT IP UNDER
  YOUR DOMAIN
  <beaker> > ADMINISTRATOR
  <beaker> >
  <beaker> > WE WAIT FOR AN INMEDIATLY SOLUTION


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598613
text:
  Kamikazefish17:  sweet.  im at work but no one is here.  yet
  again
  Mikelucky8:  That sucks. Also, Disney is ruining ANOTHER book
  that I read as a child by making it a movie.
  Kamikazefish17:  which one now?
  Mikelucky8:  the Bridge to Terabithia. It's supposed to be
  about some kids finding some secluded forest place and growing
  attached to it like an alternate reality, but instead Disney
  is skipping the symbolism and metaphor and going straight for
  freaking robopirates and beavers with collanders on their
  heads


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598666
text:
  <hoset-> what's the server info for defunkt?
  <DTOX> 65.4.40.157 - port 21 - anonymous
  <hoset-> thanks much
  <DTOX> np
  <DTOX> if that doesn't work it's because I gave you your own
  IP #


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912342
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598737
text:
  <TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?
  <TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d
  <Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i
  feel like i step into the future when i enter my room


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912342
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598761
text:
  <Rockman> anyone can be an idiot, but it takes a special kind
  of stupid to match kornbix
  <kornbix> proove it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912342
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598784
text:
  *** Mandingo (Glow35@ts1p7.candw.ag) has joined #visualbasic
  <Mandingo> hi any females here?
  <LameLLama> subtle, real subtle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912343
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598812
text:
  <Tibor-> grr. . .I don't have adobe, though, and I don't know
  what the hell "vector" is, nor does it outline the process of
  "converting" it :(
  <Darth-Phenom> Tib, by Adobe do you mean Photoshop?
  <Tibor-> Yea, probably, Phen. It just says Adobe Illustrator
  and such


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912343
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598863
text:
  (Momanon) I had a friend in the dorms that went into this
  guy's room, put on "ice ice baby" at
  full blast on repeat and locked the guy's room
  (Momanon) The guy had death threats stapled to his door.
  (Momanon) He didn't come back for like 3 hours.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598893
text:
  <azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis
  Morissette
  <Page> hahaha
  <flash67> bah
  * azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF]
  [page:OFF]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598920
text:
  MrLauritson: I have concluded that M$ are a bunch of dirty
  bastards.
  Kestral: Why's that?
  MrLauritson: Basically I was talking to one of my female
  friends on MSN this morning.
  MrLauritson: And she said "Well, it's Sunday so I'm going to
  go have a bath before starting one of those wonderful essays
  which I love writing so much xD"
  MrLauritson: Literally JUST as she says that, I get a message
  at the top of the screen telling me that we both have webcams
  and can have a video conversation o.O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598948
text:
  <Rachessa> By viewing porn, you're giving pages hits which
  lets them pay the models a little more.   Those girls might
  not have much and you're helping them support themselves when
  they might not have anyone to turn to, allowing them to get
  by.
  <Rachessa> In a sense, every time you whack off, you're
  actually saving lives.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.598990
text:
  <Chrtsalid^Revenge> I spent about 45 minutes watching
  concerned neighbours and some maintenance workers dismantling
  a drainpipe in order to save a kitten today,
  <Chrtsalid^Revenge> And ten minutes of porn later, their
  effort was wasted.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599032
text:
  <SKS_Lover> some people call me the space cowboy
  <SKS_Lover> yeaaaah
  <SKS_Lover> some people call me the gangster of looove
  <SKS_Lover> SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAUUUURICE
  <Moe_Rahn> Some people want to hit you with a brick.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599066
text:
  <Goomba> ford?
  <fordprefect> wot?
  <Goomba> nothing
  <kopo|cool`n`icy> lol
  <kopo|cool`n`icy> i used to do that with my friends
  <Herr-Statto> until they got pissed off
  <kopo|cool`n`icy> yeah
  <kopo|cool`n`icy> now, i have no one left :(
  <kopo|cool`n`icy> exept you guys
  * kopo|cool`n`icy hangs himself
  <Goomba> good
  <kopo|cool`n`icy> i'm dead, cant hear you
  <Goomba> good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599097
text:
  * phieje (~kp12@202.143.48.243) Quit (Quit: kersik putih net 1
  pc 12)
  <+otaku1> that signoff message really makes ya think
  <+Dr`Device> Yeah.
  <+Dr`Device> It makes me think "I'm sure glad i don't know
  whatever the fuck language that is".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599123
text:
  <Terra> there i was at a donkey stall, there was a sign there
  saying in english : would u like to ride on your own ass?
  <Terra> so i was like ??
  <UPC_Nemo> Like?
  <UPC_Nemo> Did you ride the badass assride?
  <zuhrich_> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599146
text:
  <FoxyRoxy> i fucking fried my cd player badly i plugged it
  into this outlet that had tape on it (god knows why) i didnt
  even see any tape and it set on fire


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599177
text:
  <Redden> you know what you shouldn't take on planes?
  <Sealab> Leslie Nielson?
  <Bagel> Box Cutters?
  <Dodge> William Shatners?
  <Scotty> Gameboys?
  <DotTom> Babies?
  <The Amazing Rando> Wesley Snipes?
  <seander> Flaming torches?
  <Gib Yob> Vials of smallpox?
  <Kelvin> Zombies?
  <Tomuber> Mutha fuckin snakes?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599205
text:
  <zork> man sun fsck scares me
  <zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED
  <zork> OR SALVAGED
  <zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK
  <zork> etc etc
  <phrog> U R SKRWD
  <zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW
  <shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL
  <zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599235
text:
  <mulambo`MoD> man
  <mulambo`MoD> this dude is fucking everywhere
  <mulambo`MoD> every channel i go to he's on
  <mulambo`MoD> but he never talks to me
  <mulambo`MoD> CHANSERV!!!!!!!!!!
  <mulambo`MoD> HELLO!!!!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599260
text:
  <ToiletDuc> I remember when I first came to the realization
  that I was a geek.... I came home from working on a router lab
  all day at school, picked up the phone, and dialed the IP
  address for Router C


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599284
text:
  <Iggz> i had a touching experience on the subway today
  <Iggz> i sat beside a priest
  <spoon> kinky
  <Iggz> ......


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599312
text:
  <boxed> I still have the marks of her nails on my back I think
  :P
  <jwzrd-> boxed: ahahahahah
  <jwzrd-> boxed: I get marks on my chest :)
  <boxed> well, that happens too
  <jwzrd-> boxed++
  <nightfal> I bruised my right nipple while I was sleeping 3
  nights ago


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599342
text:
  <TasmBoy> hah that farmer joe guy's funny.. he electricuted
  himself at the age of 8 now he's dumb as shit
  <DAL9000> TasmBoy: what did you do to become dumb as shit?
  <TasmBoy> I can't remember
  <DAL9000> At least he remembers.
  <TasmBoy> you got a point there


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599370
text:
  <Cain> whatever yoy want... but I am not cumin again
  <Cain> GDSfsa
  <Cain> hj
  <Cain> auhjs
  <Cain> NO
  <asagiri> WRONG WINDOW BABU
  <Cain> I am so never ever having netmeeting and IRC open at
  the same time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599395
text:
  <tis_berni> I'm a construction worker
  <tis_berni> for one more week
  <tam> and then?
  <moof> then he has to be the indian or the navy guy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599461
text:
  <Whittney> does anyone know what the C++ test tomorrow covers
  <Arc> chapters 1-16
  <Whittney> thats up to waht exactly
  <Whittney> then end of arrays...or does that inclue char?
  <Arc> um...linear integration of the Hermholtz plasma
  intereferometry function
  <Arc> as applied to post-modern dadist theories
  <Whittney> wtf are u talking about
  <Arc> I could ask you the same...have you even attended the
  course?? 0_o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599521
text:
  <Deadeye> i take thee.. <name> in packet loss and no packet
  loss, to ACK and to SYN, till TTL=0
  <Deadeye> i take this acl.. and place it on you LeftHand1/0/4


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599547
text:
  <Le0pard> i heard a story, about a dude, he put his penis in a
  girl's ass, pulled it out and it had shit on it, so he puked
  on her back.... and she started rubbing it around cuz she
  thought he jizzed on her


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599580
text:
  <iretd> BTW, when you see 'TS' in a movie pr0n header, it
  stands for 'transexual' or 'transvestite'.
  <dalias> hahaha iretd
  <techlord> heh
  <dalias> did you learn that the hard way?
  <iretd> dalias, sure did. Was hard intended pun? :)
  <iretd> There was something more to that chick. Couldn't quite
  put my finger on it. And then there it was. Something I
  wouldn't wanna put my finger on.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912351
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599659
text:
  <FarkinWorkin> my dog used to freak out whenever I brought
  home a fresh jar of peanut butter
  <pakman> is that because you let him lick it off your penis
  FarkinWorkin?
  <FarkinWorkin> it was a "she" pakman...I'm no fag....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912351
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599706
text:
  <Mdar> I see ads for anti-depresents
  <Mdar> side effects, constipation and insomnia
  <Auri> somehow, I think constipation and insomnia would
  contribute to depression...
  <Mdar> yeah
  <Mdar> do I want to make love with a knife, or not sleep and
  shit...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599733
text:
  <@yay> he doesn't have a low self esteem
  <@yay> he thinks he's awesome
  <@PhiL> really
  <@yay> he's just depressed as hell because no one believes him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599826
text:
  <Treppenwitz> my computer is not seeing my mouse
  <Mephistopheles> hold it up in front of the webcam if you have
  one
  <Mephistopheles> then take pictures


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912353
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599850
text:
  * Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure.
  Rapunzel452: Oh, yeah.  Everyone wants a small plastic me
  adorning their shelf.
  AlecWire: Or a large plastic blow-up you...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912354
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599878
text:
  <boxed> "duh, do they have their own dollars in europe? I was
  to canada once, and they had their own dollars! can you
  believe that?"
  <boxed> note that that's an actual quote from some people my
  dad met in the US once


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599903
text:
  <Crazy^Donna> are we in english class!?
  <Kaowyn> no but i'm tired of hearing you fuck up every damn
  sentence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599954
text:
  shim: I once snagged a fella who had the scariest opening line
  ever
  shim: "come on baby, lemme throw my hotdog down your hallway"
  shim: I went afk for 10 mins because I was laughing so hard I
  couldn't move
  shim: what do you say to that?
  shim: I thought for a while
  shim: and eventually typed "any mustard?" and he left :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.599985
text:
  <anamexis> oh man
  <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
  --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #
  themacmind
  <anamexis> and it exploded
  <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
  <anamexis> but I got it away just in time
  <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
  <anamexis> :<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600008
text:
  *** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com
  *** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit
  (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org)
  <Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912357
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600084
text:
  <^Laz> we were talking about how little I weigh
  <Geoff-> lol
  <Geoff-> that's right
  <^Laz> and then you said "I bet I could pick you up with one
  arm"
  <^Laz> and then you did
  <Geoff-> your never going to forget i picked you up with 1 arm
  are you?
  <^Laz> it was very memorable


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912357
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600107
text:
  (Nitelen) my ejaculation has a high alcohol content
  (Nitelen) that explains why i'm always drinking it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912357
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600132
text:
  <saxxonpike> in the restroom in a walmart once, i shouted
  really loudly "DAMN THIS WATERS COLD" and i heard a plop in
  the next stall and he said "yeah, it's cold over here too"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600181
text:
  <Sauron> nazis steal everything from other cultures
  <Sauron> swastica = stolen, salute = stolen, skinhead name =
  stolen
  <Sauron> nazi banners = stolen
  <Sauron> nazi eagle = stolen
  <r3q> world domination = priceless
  <Sauron> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600212
text:
  <Arkangel> hey, bork
  <[TMBJ]Bork_Tanbey> hi ark
  <DCz_power> hey borg
  <DCz_power> er
  <DCz_power> Bork
  <Arkangel> haha
  <Arkangel> they should make Borg porno
  <Arkangel> and the catch phrase is "RESISTANCE IS FERTILE"
  <[TMBJ]Bork_Tanbey> YOU WILL BE INSEMINATED. RESISTANCE IS
  FERTILE.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600238
text:
  <Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one
  of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it
  home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the
  weasel".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600269
text:
  <@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
  <@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
  <%The_Coolest> y?
  <+Enyo> why?
  <%The_Coolest> :o
  <@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
  <@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held
  against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600324
text:
  <Brass> Yaku:  It was hacked...  by aliens!
  <Brass> *gasp*  They're invading the channel now!
  <Yaku> are they the dick sucking kinda aliens?
  <Yaku> or the brain eating ones?
  <Brass> Yaku:  Either way, I don't think you have anything to
  fear.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600378
text:
  <Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : |
  <Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his
  office (that's pretty damn fruity)
  <guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL
  <Dipstick> NO!
  <Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600402
text:
  NipokNek: I can tell it's christmas time cause my p2p programs
  are serving more xmas music and less porn. :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600501
text:
  <jamesn> max: best become a sales guy
  <jamesn> those jobs are easy to get
  <jamesn> and you dont need skillz
  <undrewb> heh
  <MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a
  last resort
  <undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial
  wanker with no clue...
  <undrewb> oh.. ok :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600535
text:
  <nae> will you guys PLZZ stop that?
  <nae> are there any mods around that can ban them plz?
  <@Athene> nae: what is the problem?
  <nae> correct me if i'm wrong but isn't this channel for d/l?
  <@Athene> no, this is a chat channel
  <nae> isn't htere any law against spamming?
  <nae> slyspy hold 1 out of every two messages in here!
  <@slyspy> nothing unusual in that
  <@Athene> that is called a conversation
  <@Athene> maybe you have had one before
  <@Athene> or at least seen them in movies ;)
  <nae> then can you plz convirsate in a new chat??? cause it
  blocks 0.7 of my d/l's speed!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600564
text:
  <princessangelic> how do you turn on a guy?
  <+monty> dicksuck
  <princessangelic> um before that
  <+monty> get naked
  <princessangelic> then?
  <+monty> dicksuck
  <princessangelic> hmmm I must have missed a memo somewhere
  <jomomma> hahahahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600590
text:
  <Guest11734> Hello! I can redirect all your bot op request,
  even BETWEEN
  networks. Just type /msg Guest11734 op [botnick] [channel]
  [password],
  and I'll fix it for you!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600614
text:
  <neekohh> eh, where should i go?
  <tzigaite> gamespot by target might give you more
  <neekohh> gamespot is that place near target right


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600663
text:
  <otto|sleep> 3.  What is the longest river in Scotland?
  <otto|sleep> Here's your 1st hint: t__
  <rP^paveway> teh river
  <otto|sleep> Here's your 2nd hint: ta_
  <rP^paveway> tet
  <rP^paveway> tat
  <rP^paveway> taq
  <rP^paveway> taw
  <rP^paveway> tae
  <rP^paveway> tas
  <rP^paveway> tad
  <rP^paveway> tag
  <rP^paveway> tac
  <rP^paveway> tah
  <rP^paveway> taf
  <rP^paveway> taj
  <rP^paveway> tak
  <rP^paveway> tab
  <rP^paveway> tan
  <rP^paveway> tam
  <rP^paveway> cmon...
  <otto|sleep> Time's up! The answer was: tay
  <rP^paveway> mother of god


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600726
text:
  <Church> Sup folks
  <BytesAndCoffee> Church: do you program?
  <Church> Ja.
  <BytesAndCoffee> more functional or more imperative?
  <Church> Mix.
  <BytesAndCoffee> Church: deplorable, church and state should
  never mix!
  <Church> Heh
  <Church> Oh god. It clicked.
  <Church> Fuck you.
  <Church> That joke has layers... >_>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600793
text:
  <drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
  <drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another
  window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always
  on the desktop with no windows showing
  <drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my
  dad coming up the stairs
  <drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my
  boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening
  the door
  <drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this
  honestly isn't what it looks like"
  <drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope
  so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking
  javascript tutorial"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600818
text:
  <silk|around> whats that site where you put a name in and it
  says your a homo or somthing
  <silk|around> ahh got one
  <silk|around> nn all


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600846
text:
  <rjbs> billn: you some kinda jehovah's witness??
  <billn> rjbs: I wouldn't say 'witness.' I mean, I clearly saw
  God hit that guy with his car, but there's no way I'm gonna
  testify against him.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600870
text:
  <scytale> man, i suck at cooking
  <scytale> was cooking something, piece of food fell on the
  floor
  <scytale> dog ate it up, then threw up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600922
text:
  <Dante> Removing the HD isn't a good idea. No guarantee I can
  put it back in...And no she has no idea where my pr0n is
  (Stashed at my grandmother's next door)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600950
text:
  <RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions
  screwed up, define a hacker for me.
  <Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and
  say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew
  Lillard and stuff


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.600978
text:
  <Watermelon> so many fruits...kiwi, peaches, banana
  <Watermelon> and me!
  <Watermelon> bwhahaha
  <Kiwi> ...
  <Watermelon> we almost have a salad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601048
text:
  <Jono> Have you ever fucked anything artificial?
  <Gemma> No
  <Smiddy> No
  <Tom> Does that girl with the wooden leg count?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601076
text:
  <mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol
  mailbox
  <flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept
  popping up
  <Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the
  list
  <mD5> mD5@aol.com
  <mD5> thank you for removing me from the list


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912367
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601101
text:
  <Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours"
  <milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually  the
  exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of
  my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs.
  <Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912367
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601125
text:
  Matreya: I only had one of these coke glasses... *sniff*
  Matreya: I have two other ones, but they're not as cool
  gelfie has two coke glasses, though technically they're my
  brothers
  spoob: your brothers are coke glasses?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912367
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601152
text:
  <ljtyk> damn school
  <SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs
  <ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation
  <SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN
  <ljtyk> fuck u l33t boy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601186
text:
  <FLB> v700s?
  <Syfoon> Sony headphones
  <FLB> Ahh
  <FLB> What is so custom about them?
  <Syfoon> £100 :)
  <Syfoon> well
  <Syfoon> they should be silver....
  <Syfoon> but picotto has his custom coloured by sony
  <Syfoon> to be green and yellow
  <FLB> Ahh.
  <FLB> So they are better, like a ricer, right?
  <FLB> Green and yellow makes them pound harder?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601211
text:
  <SomeGuyYouDontKnow> theres a fatal error between the keyboard
  and the back of the chair
  <Yomanman> Norton Crashguard had to shut downthe chair. all
  unsaved comfort settings have been lost
  <SomeGuyYouDontKnow> hit any user to continue


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601239
text:
  <AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1
  <Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft"
  <Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they
  can't fuck anything else


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601264
text:
  <bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
  <bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601287
text:
  <Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a
  steady supply of sex
  <Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on
  store shelves


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601319
text:
  <Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers,
  Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four
  CD-Rs.  It's going to be a wiiiild night.
  <DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
  <Mechalink> Not only Calc.
  <Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind
  up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
  <DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years
  to your life?
  <Calculus> Well, that too...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601348
text:
  <pAth0s> anyone know what these modules are used for? ipip,
  ip_gre, and switch-adm?
  <pAth0s> they're not loaded on my router while it's in use,
  hoping I can nuke em
  <Krylancelo_> They control the universe.
  <pAth0s> I'd imagine, but I'd gladly give up the universe for
  another 400k worth of space


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601400
text:
  <dolbe> blll you really are such a loser
  <blll> dolbe, that's like a quadrapelegic telling me I walk
  funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601425
text:
  <Petersen> damnit
  <Petersen> i just stood on a 512meg dimm
  <Petersen> anyone wanna buy a pair of half length dimms?
  256meg each


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601457
text:
  <cmw> ok how about this one
  <cmw> Dear Natalie,
  <cmw> How's it going studying at Harvard? I bet it's hard. I
  am sorry my sweet but sometimes life is hard. I love you. You
  are so beautiful and smart my darling. God made you so
  perfect. Will you marry me? We could be so happy together,
  forever. We have so much in common, you are in Star Wars and I
  like Star Wars. Can't you see we were made for each other.
  <cmw> Yours Always,
  <cmw> Cody Crenshaw
  <ShadowFang11> yea, thats good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601487
text:
  <@shiwan> Hmm. I need to find a "Windows NT Server 4.0 System
  Administrator" t-shirt to wear around to BDSM clubs.
  <@shiwan> "So, what are you into?" "I admin a 3-tiered,
  12-node NT4 cluster."
  < XyZzY> shiwan: "oh youre in the 'sick fuck' territory"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601515
text:
  <Epoch71> you know, for some reason, this reminds me... the
  other day i was playing ping pong and thought, "damn, this'd
  make a great video game... i wonder if it's been done yet"
  <Epoch71> god i felt stupid 5 seconds later


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601540
text:
  <+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!"
  <+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10
  <@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601563
text:
  <Bungie> You know porn has become an addiction when you are
  standing at the gas pump filling your bike and just before you
  top it off, you pull the hose out and spray it all over the
  tank.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601587
text:
  teimujin: so i'm playing Call of Duty 2 and the other team is
  camping with a machine gun, and i hear one of my teammates
  shout "the british are camping!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601633
text:
  Mike: give me a good hosting company tag line
  Bleys: "We won't go down on you... unless you pay us extra."
  Mike: thanks for your help :P
  Bleys: no problem ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601660
text:
  <Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign.
  <MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different
  gaudy stripe pattern?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601686
text:
  RonnieOchsleder: Do you use Trillian for chat? It rox.
  fromagie: probably
  fromagie: i use adium
  fromagie: i haven't tried trillian - i shall
  RonnieOchsleder: It has lots of nice little icons.
  fromagie: oooh icons
  fromagie: looking now
  fromagie: ah, it's for windows?  I no have windows
  RonnieOchsleder: Yeah, it might just be for Windows.
  RonnieOchsleder: Fu - sorry - ck.
  fromagie: It's o - dick - kay
  RonnieOchsleder: That's good to kn - fuck off, then - ow.
  fromagie: Okay, nice tal - moron - king to you.  Take it - up
  the ass - easy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601714
text:
  <Epic> how are^things?
  <Epic> I've been up 48 hours now ;_;
  <Dr_Ian> is that why you typoed the space bar as shift and 6?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601742
text:
  <Genome> im getting emacs for windows
  <Genome> this should be worth a laugh
  <SirLudicrus> oh my god
  <SirLudicrus> that's like getting a pinto engine for your
  ferrari


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601792
text:
  <Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait,
  wouldnt you like to search the web? The white pages? The
  yellow pages? Want me to check your email? Your stocks? On
  your dog?  Look someone on your list has a birthday coming up
  oh shit go buy them a gift here. But first check your ICQ
  Pager(TM) and make a few internet phone calls.  Go, do it,
  I'll be here, moving myself to random parts of the screen so
  I'm never in the position you left me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601815
text:
  Rabid Manyak: Oh man, my mid-term mark update is awesome
  Rabid Manyak: computer science: 61% science: 74% math: 51%
  philosophy: 97%
  Rabid Manyak: Thanks LSD!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601915
text:
  <kaber> My buddy just got a divorce. they had 4 kids. she met
  some new guy and she thinks she'll have it better with him
  <kaber> so the women leave thinking it's greener on the other
  side and what not.. and they usually end up getting shafted
  even more
  <tomalak> kaber: I think that's the point.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912376
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601941
text:
  <Lurker> one time my mom fell asleep on the couch, no joke, I
  switched it to a porn and started fwappin it. I later found
  out she wasn't asleep
  <Lurker> :(
  <Dan> your kidding right?
  <Lurker> no


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912376
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.601964
text:
  <destru> tv just told me i could get a correspondence degree
  in gunsmithing
  <destru> does that really seem like a good idea?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912377
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602019
text:
  <silentpyjamas> heeehheeeh.  once my sister's former best
  friend was having a baby and she couldn't think of a name.  we
  walked past a coke machine and i said "how about dasani?"  how
  was i to know she'd totally take my advice?  i'm responsible
  for a kid being named after a coke product


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912377
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602045
text:
  <Kazz> Are you coming on to me?
  <Dregan> With a spelling change.
  <Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912377
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602112
text:
  <Narcissus> Dude I had a fucking crazy night last night
  <Thomas> yeah?
  <Narcissus> So you know how Jason is basically a crazy
  redneck?
  <Narcissus> well we were sitting around drinking when he just
  pipes up "let's go hunting guys!"
  <Narcissus> we're in the middle of the city, right, but we're
  sort of drunk, so me, Mike and Aaron go for it
  <Narcissus> We head out to the park, drinking from the
  camelback of course, and see these fucking geese; Just
  hundreds of fucking geese sleeping by the river.
  <Narcissus> we're just kind of stumbling around laughing, but
  Jason takes a fence post, UPROOTS the motherfucker, and just
  Braveheart charges this field of geese
  <Narcissus> the geese start going apeshit as he's swinging
  like mad, just honking like crazy tearing up the river
  <Narcissus> the three of us don't know what to do, but three
  generations of inbreeding sure as hell did.  The fucker cracks
  one of the geese over the head, and it's just frozen, sort of
  stunned
  <Narcissus> without a second of hesitation, Jason grabs his
  dull ass pocket knife and just pounces on the goose, stabbing
  wildly, and let me tell you.. there's a fuckton of blood in a
  goose
  <Narcissus> this thing is hemorrhaging  blood, completely
  covering him, but he keeps stabbing it
  <Thomas> wtf dude? that's fucking nuts
  <Narcissus> just listen, it gets worse
  <Narcissus> We are completely dumbfounded, we don't know what
  the fuck just happened, but we're pretty sure it's extremely
  illegal
  <Narcissus> we decide to wrap up the goose in Aaron's jacket
  and take it back to the apartments
  <Narcissus> so we walk like 3 miles back, and take it to the
  field by the power station
  <Narcissus> Jason's not done though, he takes his dull blade
  and SKINS THE MOTHERFUCKING GOOSE
  <Narcissus> takes out the entrails, the whole nine yards,
  takes for fucking ever
  <Narcissus> at this time Mike is turning pale, he's looking up
  all  the laws we'd broken, and he kept yelling about some
  security guard watching us
  <Narcissus> I told him to stop being paranoid, but he wouldn't
  let up
  <Narcissus> so he grabs the goose and just fucking chucks it,
  as hard as he can over towards the freeway
  <Narcissus> needless to say we were pissed, but we weren't
  about to spend all night looking for that shit
  <Narcissus> So we snuck home, drunk, hungry and defeated
  <Thomas> Now that's a fucking adventure
  <Narcissus> yeah, I know, but just imagine this episode of
  cops:
  <Narcissus> four college age guys, drunk, walk out of a
  darkened field in the middle of a city at 3 A.M. after
  spending several hours working on something, and one of them
  is COVERED in blood, holding a dull, bloody knife, claiming to
  have just hunted, skinned, and then completely thrown away an
  entire goose
  <Narcissus> you can't right better shit than that
  <Thomas> I don't think we should ever hang out with Jason ever
  again
  <Narcissus> Agreed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602158
text:
  <Pyrate> I was downloading a hentai game, but it was slowing
  down my Harry Potter download, so I canceled it... I think I
  may be a little retarded


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602205
text:
  <Cheshire> I can't afford those plastic things to cover the
  electric sockets so I just draw bunny faces on the electric
  outlets to scare the kids away from them...
  <RLtim> Newsflash! Kids aren't afraid of bunnies.
  <Cheshire> Oh they will be...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602237
text:
  <raphael_sorel> So, where you from? ;)
  <sweet_angel47> Chicago, Illinois. how bout u?
  <raphael_sorel> Manila, Philippines. :D
  <sweet_angel47> where is that? in like, Russia?
  <raphael_sorel> No, it's in South East Asia.
  <sweet_angel47> dude, i totally fail at geometry
  <raphael_sorel> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602259
text:
  [Maimed_Perfection] Anything with numbers replacing letters is
  just fucking stupid.
  [Sanctum] Yeah
  [Sanctum] NO ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN SPEAK
  [Sanctum] PLEASE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912385
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602312
text:
  Fordrin: The girl to guy ratio in Austin is 5 to 1
  Fordrin: I bet you're wondering, why aren't you getting laid?
  Fordrin: Well, my friend, it's quite simple.
  Fordrin: The truth of the matter is, I am.
  Fordrin: I walk outside, and say, "Hey sexy little whore of
  babylon, I've been on 3 #1 TWL teams..."
  Fordrin: And the college girls, in their drunken stupor say,
  "What?"
  Fordrin: And I say, "So basically, what you're getting at is,
  you want my nuts?"
  Fordrin: And they stare blankly for a moment...
  Fordrin: And then in their state of confusion, I take full
  advantage of them.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912385
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602364
text:
  <Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures.
  <Atob> And those pictures are of naked ladies.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912385
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602392
text:
  <Torke> haha, tgp couldn't score with a chick if she came
  right up to him and asked to suck his dick
  <Torke> because
  <Torke> that happened
  <Torke> and he didn't score


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602416
text:
  <alex> I have this great method of watching someone through
  the crook of my arm that I developed when I was in grade
  school so I could look at pretty girls with my head down on my
  desk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602442
text:
  <gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an
  IP adress??
  <gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
  <O_6> what language are you speaking?
  <gg0dd> c++
  <matts> hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602468
text:
  <Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more
  educated than Pc users"
  <Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC
  <Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602493
text:
  <@Wally> stupid muslims promise virgins
  <@Wally> if they promised lightsabers I'd be on my way to
  mecca
  <@Wally> I can hang out with virgins on IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602522
text:
  <Zombie> will you beat up Red Sky for me?
  <Ryco> no =P
  <Zombie> He almost cost me my JOB
  <kesu-cho> what did RS do
  <kesu-cho> that almost cost you your job?
  <Zombie> He told my Boss I wanted to have sex with him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602551
text:
  (FireballX301) this dude says that we need a nation's consent
  to bomb it
  (FireballX301) whoo
  (FireballX301) The Iraqi government, he added, was "fully
  informed" about the attack on Falluja, the latest of several
  bombings against suspected safe houses for Mr. Zarqawi's
  militants, and he said it "agreed with us on the need to take
  action."
  (FireballX301) "The point is, we didn't just act on our own,"
  Mr. Armitage said. "A sovereign nation had to agree."
  (FireballX301) so basically...
  (FireballX301) Germany: Lets invade France!
  (FireballX301) France: Help us Britain!
  (FireballX301) Britain: Hey, Germany, can we bomb you?
  (FireballX301) Germany: No.
  (FireballX301) Britain: Oh well, sorry France.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602597
text:
  <@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in
  a landmark building, and see who pussies out first
  <@v9> like the empire state building


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602623
text:
  [Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant"
  in 2001?
  [Guilty] When did that come out
  (McMoo) 2001


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602648
text:
  <the_almighty_shoe> i bought concert tickets for a stranger i
  met on online once.
  <the_almighty_shoe> but it was an Tori Amos concert, so it was
  his/her's loss.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602729
text:
  <Crono> Meh, I don't have a pound key...
  <Crono> Where the hell is my character map...
  <gabriel> £ick me.
  <gabriel> Alt 0163
  <gabriel> Charmap is under "System Tools" in 98
  <gabriel> in 3.1, I think it's in accessories
  <Crono> WinME
  <gabriel> Oh, don't click it, your computer will explode.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602755
text:
  <su-Septik`wrk>  when the world trade center bombing occurred,
  the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my
  friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be
  desperate for a playstation 2"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602779
text:
  <mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or
  another
  <mewse> if that means using aol, so be it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602827
text:
  <Draffa> it's sad.  When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women
  were 25.  Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602848
text:
  Oli: lol
  Oli: my gf just won one of my ebay auctions
  Oli: was supposed to be my xmas present
  Oli: she didnt knew my ebay name


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602872
text:
  * meek has joined #8-bit.theater
  <meek> 3600 penises
  * meek has left #8-bit.theater
  <CanNinja> That was random.
  <BrvFencer> That was meek.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602898
text:
  <Avatar> who are you
  <harold> oh fuck off avatar. i see you've found another
  channel to ban n00bs in :)
  <Avatar> oh good, we've met


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912392
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602949
text:
  <eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
  <eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
  <eod> heh
  <weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912392
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.602978
text:
  <Bota> well, either my balls smell like propane, or my propane
  smells like balls : either way i think we have a problem


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912392
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603001
text:
  <SasukeUch> I loved SA because i was finally living the dream
  of being a black man and being able to say "nigger" without
  getting beaten down in the comfort of my own home.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912392
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603028
text:
  (iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released
  by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?
  155D256CD=
  (`Thunder) whoa
  (`Thunder) they released my life
  (`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
  (madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
  (runner-) either way its gonna be boring


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912393
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603056
text:
  <Gostie_hungover> the worst thing about having been drunk on
  irc is that you don't get any blissful ignorance about the
  things you said the night before
  <Gostie_hungover> you just scroll up and there it is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912393
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603105
text:
  <toe2toe> so i just flew in from AOL
  <toe2toe> boy, are my packets tired!
  <toe2toe> ...
  <toe2toe> tough crowd


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603132
text:
  < Zipper_32> wenko: I'm heading out your way now, you going to
  be up in 3 hours?
  * wenko reads the back of the pill bottle.
  <@wenko> by that time I should consult a physician
  < Zipper_32> Viagra (tm)....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603153
text:
  [Sh0t]: i want to win the homo dominatrix torture chamber
  contest
  [Sh0t]: homo=home
  [Sh0t]: FREUD GOT ME AGAIN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603183
text:
  <BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram
  <dela> it's cheap these days
  <BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it?
  <BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can
  start doing "real" things
  <BlkDrgn> like watching tv


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603233
text:
  <NekoLocke|Runescape> What the hell? some girl offered me
  cybersex on Runescape in exchange for all the gold ore I had
  in my inventory. @_@
  <Danny> now you do it be a man whore :P
  <Eden99> LOL XD;
  <Noval> Wow, a game with real hookers. That's inpressive.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603258
text:
  <vindalou> but you know how all gossip has a grain of truth
  <Bishi> I heard your mom's a real dirty slut


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603283
text:
  <Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ?
  <med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch
  it twice tho


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603308
text:
  <VenomX> Morgan Fairchild is scary
  <VenomX> she is like 70 and she looks 25
  <Trimangle> would you do her?
  <VenomX> im a sexualy deprived male working on thanksgiving
  and chatting on IRC what do you think


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603334
text:
  <sacarna> jay z - it's a hard knock life (ghetto anthem).mp3
  <sacarna> otherwise its just a song from annie.
  <JtHM> heh.. hardcore rappers mackin out to samples from an
  old musical full of 10 year old white girls.
  <JtHM> seems more like R Kellys scene


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603364
text:
  <EvilJoven> JESUS`Son: like you have said before, you cannot
  prove it, its a matter of faith
  <EvilJoven> nothing you do can prove to us that the words you
  speak are not lies passed down from your fathers
  <EvilJoven> the only thing which identifies the words in that
  book of yours as truth is that book, by that logic anything
  written is truth
  *** Quits: JESUS`Son (~LightHope@200.241.97.179) (Ping
  timeout)
  <EvilJoven> ok, who packeted the lamer?
  <EvilJoven> christ, I bet it was you Anjin
  <EvilJoven> you people ALWAYS do that, I finish catching up on
  /. and decide to rip in to the lamer and one of you packets
  him or bans him, QUIT TAKING AWAY MY TOYS!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603393
text:
  <Darth_Blade> Wow.
  <Darth_Blade> Word crashes whenever I try to quote the
  constitution article about human rights. Conspiracy theories
  anyone? %)
  <aetherspoon> heh
  <Darth_Blade> But it's really really weird.
  <aetherspoon> try openoffice.  It only crashes when you quote
  Microsoft License Agreements.  :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603420
text:
  <rhpot1991> Eighty percent of our young adults (according to
  National Geographic) were not able to find Iraq on the map.
  <formatc> oh man that's classy
  <bueller> they are ahead of their time rhpot1991
  <bueller> since in five years there will be no Iraq on the map


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603447
text:
  < pthreads> dude, I haven't even had a fucking oven for a
  year
  < pthreads> we move in 2 weeks to a place that has an oven
  finally
  <@sakuramboo> but, you live in germany
  <@sakuramboo> after WW2, ovens are hard to find


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603521
text:
  <Thom> How can a guy be offended by male nudity?
  <Thom> Did you have trouble showering?
  <Thom> OH FUCK OH FUCK ITS A PENIS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603572
text:
  <RocketMan> i came up with a new chocolately cereal that turns
  your milk brown
  <RocketMan> they're called Negr-O's


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603597
text:
  <foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file
  descriptor
  <foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times
  <foop> that ain't good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603627
text:
  <intra> I have to go to Walmart to get some deoderant. But I
  thought it would be weird to buy just deoderant, so I thought
  about getting some DING-DONGs or something, but then I'd be
  buying DING-DONGS and DEODERANT. So I figure I might buy a
  shirt, but then I'd be buying DING DONGS, DEODERANT and a
  SHIRT. So I'm screwed no matter what I buy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603653
text:
  <rockape> "i take my coffee black..... like my men"
  <Khel> do you take your coffee in your ass too?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603681
text:
  <TurboYoda> what is bash.org?
  <TurboYoda> Is it suitable for Me?
  <fezm0nkey> Its a gay sex site.
  <fezm0nkey> Hardcore anal fun.
  <TurboYoda> I'll visit it when nobody's home


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603763
text:
  <JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same
  thread of weird electronic
  horror movie shit, a movie called cube is awesome
  <JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755
  <JohnnyCat> very unique
  <Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the
  robot cop from that Tek show
  (by William Shatner)?
  <JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these
  people that get stuck in
  the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on
  each face of the cube.  they
  have to figure out whether it's safe to move from
  cube to cube, or they get
  diced up
  <Somni> yep, that's the one
  <q[Simon]> That sounds like my office.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912401
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603792
text:
  <tdo> i was helping my tech teacher out a few days in july or
  so
  <tdo> and i got some calls
  <tdo> from potential customers
  <tdo> and one of them was this little boy who couldn't have
  been more than six or seven
  <tdo> and he was almost in TEARS
  <tdo> "everything i type is in caps what do i do my moms
  goinng to kill me"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912401
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603818
text:
  <Ezekiel> When we were doing about the 3rd world in RE, the
  teacher was saying how we live in the 1st world, africa is the
  3rd world, but there isn't really a 2nd world
  <Ezekiel> So this kid asks the teacher "Where was world war 2
  fought then?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912401
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603850
text:
  <Hat> How many seconds are there in a year?
  <sirus> 2
  <Hat> No.
  <sirus> 7?
  <Hat> That's not even an educated guess...
  <sirus> i know
  <sirus> im being stupid on purpose
  <Hat> It's hard to tell.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603900
text:
  <DesPlesda> Dammit, I got turned down for a blind date with
  the excuse "I think we should see other people".
  <Hugh> Yikes.
  <DesPlesda> Somehow she picked up on my geekness from just my
  voice. Scary.
  <DesPlesda> Maybe I shoudln't have started with 5 minutes of
  heavy breathing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603926
text:
  *** Now talking in #ircnewbies
  *** Topic is 'New ChanStats www.ircnewbies.net/ircnewbies/
  ircnewbies.html'
  *** Set by e|ixir on Fri Oct 11 11:22:28
  <c-rOCK> Damn cant go anywhere these days without the place
  being full of fuckin n00bs.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603949
text:
  <UGPYitEarp> I think part of McDonalds employee training is a
  seminar called "dealing with the failure you call life"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912403
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.603976
text:
  <+DCBastard> just a jpg
  <@m00cow> what of ?
  <+DCBastard> apache ah-64
  <@m00cow> i've got an apache
  <@m00cow> webserver that is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912403
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604009
text:
  InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that
  everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a
  fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other
  problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an
  explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
  She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we
  messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad
  and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is
  small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we
  never did have sex.
  After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying
  my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as
  much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
  I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went
  to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just
  image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I
  lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in.
  About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then
  giggled my self to sleep.
  The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I
  made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She
  did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not
  again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my
  teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to
  intense. She sat down and let it rip.
  She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles
  hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in
  the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still
  shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the
  floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes
  to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just
  laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
  I really do kind of miss her though.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912403
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604061
text:
  <lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch
  <HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting
  <HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912404
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604088
text:
  <Sage> but curiosity
  <ChaosValentine> killed the cat
  <Unicorn> technically the cat killed himself, curiosity just
  convinced it to
  <gk> no way man
  <gk> curiosity busted out a switch blade and slit that stupid
  pussy's throat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912404
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604116
text:
  <MvCrash> I did it DOGGY style with my wife this morning.....
  <MvCrash> I begged... she rolled over and played DEAD!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604167
text:
  * nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff
  <zeitgeist> lol
  <zeitgeist> stuff huh
  <ambr> $10 says he's acquiring bumsex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604193
text:
  <[AOD]Jrgsubzero> Lag isn't something you should have to get
  used to.
  <[AOD]Jrgsubzero> Its like getting used to hilter killing
  jews.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604217
text:
  <Oddness> Is it safe to put a 100W lightbulb in a 60W outlet?
  <Atma-Mage> Do you enjoy having a face full of glassy shards
  of red-hot pain?
  <Fire_i> Read: Yes, it is.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912406
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604319
text:
  <cherno> what kind of a crazy keyboard is this
  <Matrix_McCloud> an old one
  <Matrix_McCloud> maybe i can find a pic of it
  <cherno> what company
  <Matrix_McCloud> 5001
  <Matrix_McCloud> ..i think
  <cherno> whoa
  <cherno> it was back when co.'s had numbers instead of names
  <Matrix_McCloud> hahah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912407
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604344
text:
  <aba> el job search soy el puta
  <dave__> ahahahaha.
  <dave__> translation
  <dave__> <aba> the job search i am the fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912407
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604370
text:
  <Zorah> You're like a merry go round.. everyones had a ride.
  <Exodus> naw
  <Exodus> just the ones who are taller than 5'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912407
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604404
text:
  <Siidu> What's with the best taste thingie on these cans of
  pepsi? Has anyone done this? And waited for the date?
  <Siidu> This one says... March 10th of 2003
  <Elexion> .....
  <Elexion> I think that's when it expires, Pete. That's why no
  one waits that long.
  <Siidu> Eh..
  <Siidu> Okay.
  <Siidu> lol.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604456
text:
  <ShamansMystery> odd, i'm ignoreing msn and mygf is online and
  not bitching at me for ignoring her
  <CyberDoc> Mayb shes cybering with someone else Shaman hehe.
  * bacon03 slowly closes msn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604524
text:
  (@prence) i masturbated into a kleenex yesterday
  (@prence) and i threw it away and when i came home today my
  dog had taken it out and torn it into 38949832 pieces


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912410
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604568
text:
  <Md0za> HI MEN
  <MadHattr> Men is plural, I'm singular
  <Md0za> >:
  <Md0za> u have botnet?
  <MadHattr> no.
  <Md0za> <:
  <Md0za> i have botnet
  <Md0za> u want flood?
  <MadHattr> I know your IP and I work for your ISP. Want
  internet disconnect?
  <Md0za> no
  <Md0za> <:
  <Md0za> u heck?
  <MadHattr> no
  <Md0za> <
  <Md0za> <:
  <Md0za> i am hack
  <Md0za> heck
  <Md0za> i am 14 yers old
  <MadHattr> I've noticed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604616
text:
  <DuEy> my grandparents just asked me to send an email to my
  cousin :\ and they gave me the postal address


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604640
text:
  <pk_madness00> my nick list is on my penis
  <pk_madness00> :\
  <Dagny> !kick pk_madness00 short list eh?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604677
text:
  <McMoo> i need to start making a list of crap i need to buy
  for my new place
  <timmo> 1) food
  <var-> 3 gallons vaseline, subscriptoin to hustler, 100 cases
  of ramen
  <timmo> hah
  <kisama> heh
  <kisama> vaseline isn't even that great
  <kisama> fuck that pussy shit
  <kisama> you need astroglide
  <kisama> and a set of japanese wack mittens
  <kisama> let me link you
  <kisama> http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=http://
  images.jlist.com/c2/jr6992.jpg&x=573&y=500
  <kisama> One of the tools used by soap girls is a rubber
  "magical mitten" which works with soap as lubricant for a
  great feel. This is a super soft rubber sheet that is held in
  the hand and used to clean anything you might want to clean.
  <var-> haha
  <timmo> you scare me snow
  <kisama> just trying to ensure a soapland experience in the
  privacy of your own home.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604704
text:
  <Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(
  <Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I
  had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my
  pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the
  trashcan o_O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604776
text:
  <+Kilonum> DID I MENTION I WAS MOLESTED? I'M PRETTY SURE I
  DID, ONCE OR TWICE, BUT YOU DID NOT OFFER TO DISCUSS THE
  MATTER WITH ME. LET'S HAVE A NICE QUIET DINNER AND HAVE A
  FRANK DISCUSSION ABOUT MY MOTHER'S BOYFRIEND'S DONG AND HOW HE
  PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AND ASS NOW AND THEN. ANYWAY, I'M CLEARLY
  THE VICTIM HERE AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T SUCK DICK. HOPE YOU
  UNDERSTAND.
  <+Snickers> ... o.O
  <+Kilonum> woops
  <+Kilonum> wrong paste
  <+Wormdundee> when is that ever the right paste


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604806
text:
  <Daishi> ...
  <Daishi> there should really be a "-" like there is a "+" on
  irc
  <Daishi> too let people know they suck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604835
text:
  <FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to
  sleep
  <thine_cow|PHP|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower!
  <FlagshipX> hmm
  <thine_cow|PHP|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but
  damnnit, you're refreshed all over!)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604861
text:
  <WO-BOoz> my stench is becoming rather severe
  <WO-BOoz> help, I am reeking
  <FiZi> Time for a shower booz
  <WO-BOoz> nuts to that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604934
text:
  <Smackman> I need faster and larger HD
  <Rathen|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL..
  <Smackman> SL?
  <Rathen|Ratbot> Sex life
  <Rathen|Ratbot> lol :D
  <Rathen|Ratbot> Just kidding
  <Rathen|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.604958
text:
  <cronwrk> this is a really stupid question.. but anyway.. what
  drivers should you use with microsoft wheelman mouse.. will
  logitech drivers work?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605034
text:
  <Bliss|CS> anyone got a good server
  <Threeboy> for webhosting? yeah i do.
  <Bliss|CS> free?
  <Threeboy> no, i said GOOD.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605058
text:
  <MattLing> I just had a genius idea
  <MattLing> DVD rewinders
  <MattLing> it spins and whirrs and stupid people buy them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605086
text:
  <CyberTech> ever seen tremors?
  <CyberTech> hehe
  <CyberTech> i do have thoughts on living in the desert
  <CyberTech> in my own bunker
  <Terron> as long as I had DSL, i would


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605112
text:
  <SecrtAgnt> manual labor isn't my gig
  <SecrtAgnt> i work with my mind...not my hands.
  <SecrtAgnt> other then masturbation...but my mind is hard at
  work too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912416
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605140
text:
  <Ron`> My wife doesn't get paid for 2 years
  <HeroShot> What is she, a whore?
  <Ron`> Actually, one night I came home and I found 200 dollars
  on my dresser...
  <Phrak|t> Damn... she left $400 on mine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912416
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605186
text:
  <Darth-Phenom> But the SNES was only good for its games, much
  like the PSX
  <Pedgey> Well what else you gonna use it for? Making
  toast?!!?!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912416
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605221
text:
  <pmitros> In Europe, is the convention 100C or 100 [little 0
  degree symbol] C for expressing temperature?
  <st2> pmitros: That can lead to a lot of confusion
  <pmitros> st2: What do you mean?
  <st2> pmitros: "Bake your turkey at 800C for 20min"
  * RelDrgn notes that nobody bakes turkey at 800dF either :P
  <pmitros> st2: I'm wondering if you include the little
  superscript o. No. It'd be a little bit cooler.
  <pmitros> In LaTeX format, is it 100C or 100^oC?
  <st2> 100$^o$C
  <TigerSun> I'd bake Cyprus ar 2000C


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605285
text:
  <dsbnh|VC> saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday
  <dsbnh|VC> first thing that hit me was "may contain nuts"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605353
text:
  KelBell853: im 4'12'' 82 pounds, hazel eyes, brown hair blond
  highlights, medium length hair
  i am KTIK: 4'12"?
  KelBell853: yeah 4 feet 12 inches
  i am KTIK: I hope you're kidding.
  KelBell853: im dead serious
  i am KTIK: How many inches are in a foot?
  KelBell853: 12
  i am KTIK: Put two and two together...
  KelBell853: opps yeah im 5 foot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605403
text:
  <Arran> brb, loo.
  <Stirfry_Ninja> arran is anally retentive
  <aussie_singh> :p
  <Stirfry_Ninja> :D
  <EvoX> he rents his anus??!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605427
text:
  [dodgelap ] fuck
  [dodgelap ] work didnt put my pay into my account
  [dodgelap ] wtf is goin on ?
  * Synoptica thinks of 'Milton' from office space


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605453
text:
  <timmo> make me dumplings
  <timmo> and some grit
  <Fustard> grits*
  <Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim
  <timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605482
text:
  <soimafrea> missing a that i think blood
  <BloodNose> ?
  <soimafrea> you dont know THAT much about me to tell
  <blender> what blood said works fine
  <soimafrea> i know but the grahmmer was appouling .
  <blender> bahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605513
text:
  <LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to
  borrow a dvd.  She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and
  i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of
  Baron Munchausen."  She goes "I just saw goonies.  Which is
  better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?"
  <_Shorty> haha
  <LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?"  "Yes."  *hands
  her baron munchausen.*
  <blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912420
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605564
text:
  <Yukanojo> engrish.com is proof that the japanese are just as
  bad as the americans in that they like to spout stupid things
  in other languages
  <Yukanojo> for all we know, those shirts with trendy kanji on
  them probably say "WOODEN BLOATED CHICKEN PENIS"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912420
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605591
text:
  <marcus> what is this "work" thing you've gotten yourself
  involved with?
  <marcus> sounds like some sort of cult or something
  <marcus> seemsm you are spending all of your time there lately
  <marcus> how does your family feel about your involvement with
  it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605662
text:
  <Doc> All this pollen is killing me,  You can see the green
  clouds of it floating in the air.
  <Doc> pollen is just tree sperm...
  <Doc> I feel like mother nature just gave me a facial..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605686
text:
  <blu|tired> you tried to compartmentalise and detach yourself
  from your emotional response to the book and approach it
  abstractly, trying to purify the visual essence of your own
  thoughts and feelings.
  <blu|tired> so you made a sqaure
  <blu|tired> a purple square


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605716
text:
  <Benco> I'M ALL AnGSTY NOW!
  <Benco> DAMN MY SOCIAL LIFE!
  <zamros> WHY
  <Benco> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS!
  <Siarin> Benco: Joy to the fucking world!
  <zamros> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS TOO
  <Siarin> Stupid people. =(
  <zamros> THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM WILL FUCK ME


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605743
text:
  <synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE
  ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS
  AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605771
text:
  <s7|eelektrix> want to scrim with us?
  <s7|eelektrix> Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the
  sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After
  humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an
  Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he
  doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel
  saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so
  hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man
  rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and
  the secret of cooking the perfect terducken. It is from Vin
  Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his
  annual terducken.
  <s7|eelektrix> oops
  <s7|eelektrix> dont mind that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605798
text:
  <Ysabelle> my god
  <Ysabelle> a sixteen year old friend of mine has a full beard
  and goatee.
  <bark> hahaha
  <Gizmo^_^> impressive
  <Gizmo^_^> (says darth)
  <Ysabelle> And she refuses to wax!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605824
text:
  <nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably
  don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's
  stupid. I am running UNIX!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605852
text:
  <GreenEyes> gawd i hate it when i'm mid sneeze and it just
  disappears!
  <GreenEyes> it's like almost cumming heheh
  <DJUrsus> Does GE have blue sinuses?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605883
text:
  <%Zero> then i broke my wrist in the growth plate twice
  <%Zero> once snowboarding
  <@mjc> ok.....
  <%Zero> and a fat kid fell on me
  <@Mike> ROFLMAO
  <@mjc> hehehehehehehehehe
  <%Zero> :(
  <%Zero> it hurt
  <%Zero> the kid was running
  <%Zero> tripped on his shoe lace
  <%Zero> and crushed me
  <@Mike> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605911
text:
  <wob> I WANT TO CRUCIFY JESUS AND THEN PULL HIS EYEBALLS OUT
  SO I CAN SKULLLLLLLFUCCCKKKK HIM. ALSO DAD WOULDN'T LEND ME
  THE KEYS TO THE CAR SATAN WILL DEVOUR HIM.
  <wob> i should really be in the music biz


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605948
text:
  sweet17: Hi
  bloodninja: hello
  bloodninja: who is this?
  sweet17: just a someone?
  bloodninja: A someone I know?
  sweet17: nope
  bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
  sweet17: well sorrrrrry
  sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
  bloodninja: why?
  sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
  bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
  sweet17: yes?
  bloodninja: look I m sorry. I m just a little paranoid
  sweet17: paranoid?
  bloodninja: yes
  sweet17: of what?
  sweet17: me?
  bloodninja: No. I m in hiding.
  sweet17: LOL
  bloodninja: Don t fucking laugh at me!
  bloodninja: This shit is serious!
  sweet17: What are you hiding from?
  bloodninja: The cops.
  sweet17: gimme a fucking break
  bloodninja: I m serious.
  sweet17: I don t get it
  bloodninja: The cops are after me.
  sweet17: For what?
  bloodninja: I m wanted in three states
  sweet17: For???
  bloodninja: It s kindof embarrasing.
  bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
  bloodninja: Hello?
  sweet17: You are fucking sick.
  bloodninja: Send me your picture.
  sweet17: why?
  bloodninja: so I know you aren t one of them.
  sweet17: One of what?
  bloodninja: The cops.
  sweet17: I m not a cop i told you
  bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
  sweet17: hold on
  bloodninja: Hurry up.
  bloodninja: Are you there?
  bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
  sweet17: Hey sorry
  sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
  bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to
  send to me.
  bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
  bloodninja: Weren t you!?
  sweet17: thats not it
  bloodninja: Then what?
  sweet17: I don t want to send you the picture cause I m not
  pretty
  bloodninja: Most cops aren t
  sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
  bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
  sweet17: fine. What s your e-mail?
  bloodninja: Just send it through here.
  sweet17: alright *PIC*
  sweet17: Did you get it?
  bloodninja: Hold on. I m looking.
  sweet17: That was me back in may
  sweet17: I ve lost weight since then.
  bloodninja: I hope so
  sweet17: what?!?
  sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
  bloodninja: Did it?
  sweet17: Yes. I m not that much smaller than that now.
  bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my
  picture?
  sweet17: yes
  bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
  sweet17: kks
  bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
  sweet17: this isn t you.
  bloodninja: I ll be damned if it ain t!
  sweet17: You don t look like that.
  bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
  sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
  bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
  bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
  sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
  bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy .
  bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
  sweet17: Go fuck yourself
  bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
  bloodninja: Now my unit won t get hard for a week.
  sweet17: I shouldn t have sent you that picture.
  sweet17: You ve done nothing but slam me.
  sweet17: you hurt me.
  bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn t hurt me?
  sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
  bloodninja: Why would I do that?
  sweet17: I can t believe that cops are after you
  bloodninja: I can t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
  sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
  bloodninja: You d break both of his legs.
  sweet17: You re a fucking wanker!
  sweet17: I ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
  sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don t even know me
  bloodninja: Ok. I m sorry.
  sweet17: No you aren t
  bloodninja: You re right. I m not.
  bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
  sweet17: I m done with you
  bloodninja: Aww. I m sorry.
  sweet17: I m putting you on ignore
  bloodninja: Wait a sec
  bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
  bloodninja: Wanna start over?
  sweet17: No
  bloodninja: I ll eat your kitty
  sweet17: You ll what?
  bloodninja: You heard me.
  bloodninja: I said I d eat your kitty.
  sweet17: I thought you said you couldn t get it hard after
  seeing my picture
  bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
  sweet17: I d like to know that the man eating me out is
  excited yes
  bloodninja: Well I m not like most men.
  bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
  sweet17: Like what?
  bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
  sweet17: I don t know
  bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
  sweet17: I m afraid to
  bloodninja: Why?
  sweet17: cause
  bloodninja: cause why?
  sweet17: well lets see
  sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat.
  then you wanna eat me out
  sweet17: doesn t that seem strange to you?
  bloodninja: Nope
  sweet17: well its strange to me
  bloodninja: Fine. I won t do it if you don t want me to
  sweet17: I didn t say that
  bloodninja: So is that a yes?
  sweet17: I guess so.
  bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
  bloodninja: Are you willing?
  sweet17: What do you need me to do?
  bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
  sweet17: ???
  bloodninja: When I start to go limp  you say  HARRRR!!!
  bloodninja: ok?
  bloodninja: Hello?
  sweet17: You can t be serious
  bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
  bloodninja: It s my fantasy.
  sweet17: this is retarded
  bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
  sweet17: Yes I want it.
  bloodninja: Then you ll do it for me?
  sweet17: sure
  bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
  bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage
  your thighs.
  bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge
  brushing up against them
  bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
  bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
  sweet17: mmmm yeah
  bloodninja: uh oh  going limp.
  sweet17: Har
  bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
  bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
  sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
  bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more
  moist with every stroke.
  bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out
  of my mouth.
  bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes
  its way to my nose.
  bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
  sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
  bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
  bloodninja: going limp
  sweet17: HARRRRRRR
  bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
  bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
  bloodninja: going limp
  sweet17: this is stupid
  bloodninja:  still limp
  bloodninja: Do it!
  sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
  bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
  bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
  bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around
  your ass.
  sweet17: WTF?!?!?
  bloodninja: They stink really bad.
  sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
  bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
  bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
  bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
  sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
  bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
  bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple
  bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
  sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
  bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of
  the cabin
  bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
  bloodninja:  going limp again.
  bloodninja: Hello?
  bloodninja: Say it!
  bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605973
text:
  <frenetic> guys how much would 200 mhz usually cost at a store
  <frenetic> I am trying to upgrade my 800mhz to 1ghz


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.605996
text:
  <[01]-Ex> Did you hear about the new nigger barbie?  It comes
  with 12 kids, aids, and a welfare check.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606022
text:
  <sora> I don't think goths are evil and satanic, I think
  they're pitiful and irritating. Like street mimes, only not as
  much fun to set on fire with kerosene.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912425
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606053
text:
  <&||bass> GODDAMNIT
  <&||bass> i'm searching for how to do something in java
  <&||bass> i just checked in google
  <&||bass> you know what the results are?
  <&||bass> me posting in various forms asking how to fucking do
  it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912425
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606105
text:
  (doggie^): i cant believe you're getting a new mobile number
  rather than do work
  (doggie^): i applaud you
  (slippy): lol
  (slippy): it's not worth the money
  (slippy): like that chap who had the WinME machine with the
  virus
  (slippy): two days later he called again
  (doggie^): rofl
  (slippy): "i opened the virus email again and i'm infected
  again"
  (slippy): <HangUp>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606130
text:
  <[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a
  fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606154
text:
  <homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis
  <homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to
  tape it up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606178
text:
  (weaseL) the nurse at the the reception at the doctors is hot
  (Venge) oh, so that's why they think you have asthma...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606252
text:
  adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful
  woman in the world :~)
  adam_afe >Laura!! :-)
  Urthworm_afe > what does she say?
  adam_afe > err..
  adam_afe > "Fuck off and stop emailing me you stupid worthless
  gimp."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606282
text:
  <MK|sleeping> i'd be up for bumpin a taxi ;)
  <MK|sleeping> 6 pissed gamers runnin away from a taxi
  <MK|sleeping> in the midle of the countryside
  <BadAss> lol
  <Ste[Away]> rofl
  <MK|sleeping> fall down a ditch or summit
  <BadAss> get raped again by that q3 guy who just happens to be
  there
  <MK|sleeping> see it on the news, 6 bodies were fond 2day
  beaten and left in a bloody pulp, with a note sayin "i 0wn
  j00, q2 sux, q3 0wn0rz j00" , cryptographers are stil trying
  to decypher the code


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606333
text:
  <Skippy> Why can't women come with a help menu?
  <Pi> hah
  <Pi> or a manpage
  <Pi> or the source code


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606359
text:
  * Fred (myEmail@..........net) Quit (Warning: Mirc, has caused
  an illegal operation and will shut down. This happened because
  you were about to Finish a download you were waiting on for a
  month, and we can't have that.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606420
text:
  <toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade
  <toxic> :)
  <toxic> no actually not lesbians
  <CrdStang> hahaha
  <toxic> but that they could finger themselves
  <spazzer> lol
  <toxic> i was like oh shit! they use pencils too?!
  <sy|{0ti|{> i watched a clip of some pron when i was in 5th
  grade
  <sy|{0ti|{> and some chick was pinchin her nipples and shakin
  em round
  <sy|{0ti|{> and i was like "WTF" girls jack off their tittys "
  <CrdStang> LOL
  <sy|{0ti|{> yeah
  <sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 5th grade
  <sy|{0ti|{> i was a regular jerk a holic
  <sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 8th grade , i was skippin
  school to do it
  <sy|{0ti|{> hell by the time i was in 10th grade , i quit
  school to do it fulltime


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606449
text:
  <Tigwa> how funny would it be if you got held-up by a tshirt
  ninja
  <Tigwa> 'can you describe the man?' 'errr....well he looked
  like he had a ninja hood made from a tshirt, was very pale and
  thin, and kept yelling i will haxx0r j00'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912430
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606500
text:
  <Fina> After American Idol, they came out with The Sims :
  Superstar
  <Fina> After this Harry Potter crap got popular, they came out
  with Makin' Magic
  <Fina> lol What if next year we get a bunch of WW2 movies?
  <Fina> The Sims : Hailin' Hitler


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912430
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606532
text:
  <Zahava> <3<3happy valentines everybody!!<3<3
  <@Silva> Roses are Red
  <@Silva> Violets are Blue
  <@Silva> i could never love you
  <@Silva> because you're 1/16 jew
  * Zahava has quit IRC (quit: )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912430
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606564
text:
  <deepcut> whats with it your ftp ad saying saying
  ftp.fpsarchive.com: ?
  <deepcut> thats not even a registered domain name
  <GamezAFK> I'm using Serv-U
  <GamezAFK> I just made up a domain name
  <deepcut> hahaha
  <deepcut> and you expect that to work?
  <deepcut> idiot
  <GamezAFK> I thought the registration stuff was just for HTTP
  sites
  <GamezAFK> so what I gotta pay to register it or something?
  <deepcut> well duh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912430
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606597
text:
  <F-F> Marks the end of a dialup ISP for me!!!
  <F-F> and ive never bitched about UTV :P
  <r0x0r> i thought you was getting AOL
  <F-F> i am yeah
  <F-F> but its a trial :P
  <r0x0r> Your 500 free hours are not welcome here, F-F :-/
  <F-F> 100 :-/
  <F-F> in the usa its 1025
  <F-F> here its 100
  <F-F> 500.. here? haha
  <F-F> No :P
  <r0x0r> whatever
  <r0x0r> everyone gets sick after 1 or 2 hours


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912431
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606623
text:
  <drBoston> DGMage : asl
  <DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line.
  <drBoston> never
  <drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912431
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606650
text:
  <frafra> Eny Hackers here? this is 100% important i really
  need to talk to an proffesionel Hacker...
  <frafra> police took me for i-net harrassment costed me 600
  euro, i need to get thoose people's pc hacked.. destroyed (
  the one that told police ofcuz )
  <frafra> You're All underarest i got your Host , I'm from FBI
  federal police department


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912432
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606699
text:
  <Ark> whats burnt to a crisp and sits at the top of a
  staircase?
  <Mattyoo> ???
  <leoN> wha?
  <Ark> christopher reeves in a house fire
  <leoN> dude that is not cool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912432
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606727
text:
  [04:32] (%craigr000) WHAT THE FUCK
  <%craigr000> FOR ONCE I'M HAVING AN EROTIC DREAM
  <%craigr000> AND I AWAKEN TO MY FUCKIN MOM
  <%craigr000> HITTING ME AND TELLING ME I HAVE TO SCRUB THE
  WALLS
  <%craigr000> I MEAN IT'S OBVIOUS THE ONLY PLACE I'M GONNA GET
  ANY ACTION IN A LONG ASS TIME IS IN THE REALM OF SLEEP. THANKS
  MOM. THANKS A LOT.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912432
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606751
text:
  (sadik): nothing gayer than 2guys and a chick
  ([sic]): well there's two guys and no chick
  ([sic]): that's pretty gay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912433
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606798
text:
  <icekickr> i think i made my mom wonder why she ever had me
  <icekickr> she told me she was going to a couples shower
  <icekickr> so i said, "oh a gangbang"
  <icekickr> i guess its times like that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606829
text:
  <ShoveX> but i bet you make more money then me
  <ShoveX> :(
  <jd2i9> hahahaha
  <jd2i9> maybe
  <jd2i9> i dunno, im not exactly making top $ for my computer
  skillz
  <ShoveX> i've been getting my money from giving old people
  oral
  <jd2i9> ive been selling shit on ebay
  <jd2i9> hahahah
  <ShoveX> bengay makes your mouth numb btw


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606855
text:
  --> kNIGits
  (~knigits@dialup-214.69.221.203.acc07-wick-bne.comindico.com.au)
  has joined #lgl
  <Fryboy> phwoar
  <Fryboy> if you're as big as your hostmask I"m sure your wife is
  pleased


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606887
text:
  <Elsa_chan> dont worry, i have enough porn here to get settled
  for the night, and my gf and bf are just next room
  <SantaBJ> O_o
  <mavhc> SantaBJ finds this statistically unlikely
  <Elsa_chan> never met a bisexual girl?
  <mavhc> but on irc?
  <mavhc> if he sees pictures and finds out you're also hot
  he'll have a divide by zero error


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606933
text:
  <ima`> www.google.com
  <boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard
  <ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912436
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.606988
text:
  <Sulayman> That was pretty slick of you, trapping Kaete, EQ,
  and Fry into making idiots of themselves.
  <Arazan> yeah they think there so smart but smart peoples
  always falls for traps because they think there smarter
  <Sulayman> Guess you're pretty trap-safe then, huh?
  <Arazan> what?
  <Arazan> fuck u
  *** Quits: Arazan (No route to host)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912436
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607065
text:
  <comet_11> can't you just see someone using quake to learn how
  to kill?
  <comet_11> "...So then I ran up to him with my rocket
  launcher, even though I couldn't find the quad damage
  anywhere. He turned and I swear he was going to fire a slime
  ball at me. I tried to strafe, but someone must have set my
  mouse/keyboard combo up wrong and I turned backwards and fell
  over."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607090
text:
  <timmo> its kind of weird
  <timmo> my grandma dropped acid
  <timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins
  <timmo> so its kind of a family crisis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607117
text:
  <rivan> why
  <rivan> does
  <rivan> my
  <rivan> heart
  <rivan> cry?
  <NippleHead> dunno
  <NippleHead> but sounds serious


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607154
text:
  <homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone
  I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it.
  <kitten> A PERSONAL CALL
  <kitten> YOU MONSTER
  <kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED
  <homeslice> He's going to hell now.
  <homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment.
  <homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke.
  <kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A
  Muffler".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607180
text:
  <Khamosis> Man
  <Khamosis> this is so awesome
  <Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607205
text:
  @soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no
  <Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul
  <nikky> no soul not even if you paid me
  <soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607230
text:
  <@RATA> stupid women
  <@RATA> "i wanna hang out but i dont have gas money"
  <@RATA> thats slut for "spend your money on me"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607257
text:
  <D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she
  mean
  <Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607287
text:
  *** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor
  *** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor
  *Eskimo* just play along.  These guys are freaky
  <LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.
  <elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?
  <Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.
  *Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol
  <elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?
  <Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer
  *** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au
  *** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607309
text:
  knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between
  StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World
  Cup?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607333
text:
  <_Nathan> thats a lot of licenses you bought viss ;)
  <visionz> yeah
  <visionz> cost me 3 arms and a dozen legs
  <visionz> living near a cemetary rox :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607363
text:
  <AGaeris> And what were you doing? Oh yeah. Cybering.
  <AGaeris> CYBERING LIKE RABBITS WITHOUT A CAUSE.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607389
text:
  <Sion_Barzahd> So there are only 3 votes and since that is not
  enough I will have to choose myself.
  <DecmlCat> </Bush>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607418
text:
  <ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer
  <chaowork> ouch
  <Booger> hah
  <chaowork> by a chick?
  <Booger> try to NOT do that
  <ph^pr0phet> yea
  <ph^pr0phet> heh
  <Booger> or wear a nutcup
  <chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607444
text:
  <Doc> ok... kitchens clean, bathrooms clean
  <Doc> thats the two easiest to clean rooms of the house
  done...
  <cactoid> is that because you always eat out and you never
  shower?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607514
text:
  <Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't
  help but headbang to this song
  <Eblan> and it dosent feel right with short hair


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607541
text:
  <Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes
  <Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh?
  <Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on
  <Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access
  <Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607569
text:
  * vryxnr does a happy dance again
  <vryxnr> :D
  <vryxnr> @--<
  <vryxnr> @-|-<
  <vryxnr> @-?-<
  <vryxnr> oops
  <Keioto> hahah
  <Keioto> you broke your arm


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607595
text:
  <I3aH> can anyone help me? i need to get wine working
  <CyberdogM8> just drink more of it
  <CyberdogM8> it'll work eventually


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607622
text:
  Yikes: Someone sneaked into Rob's back yard and PLANTED A TREE
  this morning
  chunkyq: WHAT?
  Yikes: Like, a seven-foot deciduous sapling. That's the BEST
  act of vandalism EVER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607658
text:
  <Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from
  <ZondrZout> I almost spend more time IRC'ing than I spend
  painting and creating art!
  <Morfi_> uhm inspiration from irc ? what do you mean ?
  <Jemm> well, talking with bunch of lunatics give funny ideas
  ;)
  <ZondrZout> Not to mention a good QDB!
  <Morfi_> QDB what it is ?
  <ZondrZout> Quasi Donderende Boombladeren
  <ZondrZout> It's Dutch for something like 'positive energie'
  <Jemm> QDB is all around us. It binds the Universe together
  <Jemm> Use the QDB, ZondrZout!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607684
text:
  <P33R\> I suppose you could stand on your hands and take a
  beer bong in the ass
  <pagan> are you talking form experience ?
  <P33R\> yeah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607733
text:
  <L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn
  good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors
  to be seen
  <Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES
  <L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and
  wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'
  <Mr_X> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912444
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607759
text:
  <chadamir> I was gonna call my band 'trebek is god' but we
  decided that was a better album name and then we decided not
  to use it at all
  <kolby> and then you realized there was no band
  <kolby> it was just you and a karaoke machine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912444
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607790
text:
  <@dustin> tonight is not my night
  <@Patrick> ?
  <@dustin> i was putting on some socks..and when i was pulled
  the sock up, my hand slipped and hit my nuts..then i fell over
  cause it hurt so bad and when i fell i hit my head on the
  counter
  <@dustin> :(
  <@Patrick> wheres the fire?
  <@dustin> ermm?
  <@Patrick> why were you pulling your socks up so fast
  <@dustin> i wanted to get back on irc


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912444
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607814
text:
  <phoena>: I made the mistake of sending my husband to the
  store. He bought a case of Froot Loops.  Fourteen boxes.  I
  don't hate Froot Loops now, but I think I will 14 boxes from
  now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607867
text:
  <spender> listen gentlemen
  <spender> i will tell you a tale
  <spender> of an interesting proof
  <spender> it came to me in a vision
  <spender> it proceeds as follows:
  <spender> Claim: The set of functions f : |N -> { 0, 1 } is
  uncountable
  <spender> Proof:
  * kronixx thinkz spender needs a gf
  <spender> SILENCE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607890
text:
  *** booger is now known as BROADCAST
  * BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so
  we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco
  ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on
  zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607962
text:
  æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Joan Jett & The
  Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me
  (somecrap) someone go touch bax so he'll be happy
  æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Divinyls - I Touch
  Myself
  (somecrap) nevermind he took care of that himself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.607989
text:
  <Pat> i had to go to hospital after because of complications
  <Bleve> Pat was very complicated, they removed his arsehole by
  mistake
  <Mandi> heh
  <Bru> what's that in the middle of his face then??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608012
text:
  <HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled
  at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught
  and I needed backup, boy that was akward


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608032
text:
  hitm4n: the next 3 auctions all end within 2 mins of each
  other
  hitm4n: 1h11m, 1h12m and 1h14m on each
  caffeinekid: for a minute there, I thought you were having
  trouble spelling your nick :s
  caffeinekid: i should pay more attention


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608078
text:
  ~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick..
  that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house
  nicely


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608134
text:
  <evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky
  <evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...
  <Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.
  <evenpar123> Lead bubble?
  <Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would
  be cool.
  <evenpar123> Where would you get gas?
  <Slant> You could use the rain.
  <evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?
  <mightyflo> use aol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608159
text:
  <MaoistBanker> The Olsen Twins Announce Where They Will Go To
  College.............
  <MaoistBanker> NEW YORK UNIVERSITY, You can bet they will be
  getting a torrent of applications for the summer and fall
  semesters.
  <WhatTheChrist> lol remember last time new york had a set of
  twins
  <Smackbilly> Yeah, they went down on a lot of people.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608183
text:
  icecubes32: i don't like small tvs
  icecubes32: i have to squint
  fromullins: you are always squinting
  fromullins: you're chinese


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608229
text:
  O100111001101111: IRC = comedy Gold
  Art of Tanz: did you discover bash?
  O100111001101111: negative
  O100111001101111: i discovered #Catholic


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608253
text:
  <]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster?
  <TIK|wombat> Walmart
  <]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608283
text:
  <Tatws_> dammit!
  <Tatws_> i typed "cg_draw2D 0" in the console to get rid of
  the 2D things and i dont know how to get them back!
  <Tatws_> how to get them bak!?
  <Buck> ehrm
  <Buck> switch the 0 for a 1? dumbass
  <Tatws_> ha that wil never work! you think im stupid?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608309
text:
  poetica09: i need to think of more ways to make an ass of
  myself
  poetica09: it's fun stuff
  poetica09: i was considering going somewhere next weekend
  poetica09: and putting up a sign, like maybe outside of a
  store
  poetica09: and a tin can
  poetica09: and the sign would say
  poetica09: "donate to help a deaf blind man stay alive"
  poetica09: and i could be sitting on a lawn chair
  poetica09: reading a magazine and listening to my cd player
  poetica09: and waving at people who walk by :-p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608337
text:
  <CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u
  <CoMBo> with my bear hands
  <refujee> you're a bear?
  <refujee> or did you just get bear hands grafted onto your
  body?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608363
text:
  <hoedje> how can I see witch hda I can mount?
  <ymir> You don't mount witches.
  <ymir> Because, I don't think they'll appreciate it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912451
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608410
text:
  <KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the
  rg boards
  <KidHype> <Razoolas wife> Well i never...i will tell them how
  awesome you are and that will show them
  <KidHype> <Razoola> thanks hun, you rock *sniff*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912451
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608433
text:
  [Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns
  [orion] jesus mass
  [orion] that's like eating for a african family of 30


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608482
text:
  (Xerox): Right on! Hey, there are some Thai tribes that are
  afraid of spirits called phii, or "widow ghosts." These
  spirits are sexually voracious women who have died violently,
  and they attack men in their sleep. The charm for these are
  giant wooden phallus carvings outside the house. They work by
  acting as decoys.
  (Squizzle): Xerox: Eh, every culture tries to explain
  nocturnal emissions.
  (Xerox): To quote my book: "...Ranging from the crudest wooden
  shafts, to carefully carved images complete with coconut shell
  testicles and fishnet pubic hair..."
  (Xerox): Yes, but this one I find particularly humorous.
  (Xerox): Imagine going into some village and seeing giant
  penis statues everywhere.
  (Squizzle): That would truly rule.
  (Rico): It'd be funnier if the Moai had giant stone schlongs.
  (Xerox): Well, that certainly would've made a few old Konami
  shooters a lot more interesting...
  (Rico): Options- the glorified orange spermicide.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608519
text:
  <Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving
  American in us all.
  <The_Tick> Over and under shotgun.  Three throwing knives.
  The ability to hide.
  <Rain> yeah, seriously.
  <Rain> The_tick - Huh?
  <The_Tick> That's all you need.
  <The_Tick> And it's cheeeep.
  <Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of
  propellant instead of casings.  It was designed to overcome
  the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while
  firing in bursts
  <Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and
  no recoil until the third round has left the barrel
  <Pander> Tick:  That won't kill a velociraptor.
  <The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I
  had one.
  <Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a
  velociraptor?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608544
text:
  <CF> MMORPG players are freaks.
  <CF> If I ever have kids, and I catch them doing anything with
  a computer except for normal stuff like porn and hacking into
  school to change their grades, I will beat their asses like a
  red headed step child.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912453
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608597
text:
  <Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why
  nicolas cage never got arrested for murder
  <Alexander> hes just an actor
  <Waldo> damn!
  <Alexander> it wasn't real


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912454
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608671
text:
  <shervin> i have installed a Semen Control and Flood Restictor
  Waste System (SCFRWS) to control my ejaculations which land on
  the keyboard.. and drain it to the local public swimming pool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912454
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608725
text:
  >>> join/#php: jbc [jbc@p129-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au]
  < haazard> do you know php?
  < jbc> no, this is a drugs channel
  < jbc> we used to be #pcp
  < jbc> but we all forgot how to spell it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912455
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608804
text:
  <Logic_BomB> supprise your friends: put a chip bag over your
  croch and cut out the bottom of the bag, undo zipper, take it
  from there
  <Logic_BomB> or put mouse traps inside, whatever, just dont do
  both


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912455
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608827
text:
  <NimF> The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my
  birthday.
  <NimF> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912455
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608851
text:
  <Harklan> youll never believe this
  <Harklan> but theres a tomb raider game that doesnt suck
  <Resare> Tomb Raider: Undressed?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912456
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608877
text:
  fr0gman: my ex gf is blowing up my phooine
  fr0gman: and sent me emails
  fr0gman: and is trying to call me from a blocked number lol
  fr0gman: AT LEAST I FEEL WANTED THIS VALENTINE'S
  oldmadtom: she wants the d
  fr0gman: ya
  fr0gman: i should be like "Happy Valentine's ay... you'll get
  the D later"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912456
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608902
text:
  (MrPino) how do i make a mass messager? that will message
  everyone in a channel
  that i highlight, and then i can input what i want the message
  to be
  @(Splodge`) That's called spam
  (MrPino) i know, but i'
  (MrPino) i'm not using it for spam, i'm using it for
  e-business


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912456
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608928
text:
  Johnny: I just donated 2 pints of red cells. They let you do
  that much now because they can compensate for the loss of
  fluid with a combination of saline and by replacing the plasma
  that was removed.
  Pablo: Talk about being a quart low.
  Johnny: No, two pints.
  Pablo: Either they took more than that and you've suffered
  brain damage or you were an idiot to begin with.
  Johnny: What?
  Pablo: Exactly.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.608998
text:
  <GOD|away> Crackheads will rule this country! We will rise up!
  And teach you all that we are the superior race...
  <GOD|away> WHITE POWDER!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609022
text:
  <@mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i
  dont feel like drinking
  <@mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912458
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609049
text:
  <{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected.
  <{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that
  with Reagan
  <Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got
  elected


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609075
text:
  <g_smackchik> did you know that it is anatomically impossible
  to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that
  actually try to lick their elbow?
  <cochese_04> I've got the statistics in on how much I give a
  shit...the numbers are dangerously low!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609099
text:
  <helminthes> that's like one of those dennis miller jokes.. no
  one gets it, no one cares then everyone forgets about it and
  an afghan woman dies of heatstroke


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912460
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609131
text:
  <Slave>So good party round mine, wasn't it Duncan
  <Player45> Hell yeh!
  <Johanna>oh really?
  <Player45>Yeh we all got completely fucked up, except the one
  problem
  <Slave>Problem?
  <Player45>Yeh, your sister and her electric toothbrush, hell
  she must have kept me up half the night using that thing, her
  teeth must be super clean
  <Slave>Electric toothbrush? She doesn't have one, no one in my
  family has one
  <Johanna>hmm..
  <Slave>OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING MOPED!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609485
text:
  <zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have
  to
  constantly rely on me for emotional support
  <far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to
  jupiter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609531
text:
  * Shadowe`shopping has joined #gamesurge
  <Shadowe`shopping> listen
  <Shadowe`shopping> word of advice
  <Shadowe`shopping> NEVER use an electric razor to shave your
  scrotum
  <Shadowe`shopping> christ
  <Br34ch> wtf?
  <Br34ch> Why?
  <Br34ch> Elaborate, please
  <Shadowe`shopping> you have no idea how long it took me to get
  the bleeding to stop


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912462
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609598
text:
  <B-HAX> damnit my neighbor enabled security on his wifi router
  <B-HAX> i am so annoyed
  <B-HAX> i probably shouldnt have stuck the antenna right in my
  window pointing at his house
  <B-HAX> i don't give people very much credit sometimes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912462
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609623
text:
  <ShoveX> beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars?
  <@Beerman> with who
  <@Beerman> and do I have to pay all at once
  <@Beerman> or can I pay in instalments


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609693
text:
  <fugi> I put a note on our fridge saying "find what I peed in
  and win $1", roomates though it was funny, but a couple
  friends of ours refused to have some applejuice.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609720
text:
  <thrust> so, I just went to the snack bar and bought a "Three
  Musketeers Bar"
  <thrust> the label reads "Whipped Up, Fluffy
  Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste"
  <thrust> which made me think of overweight black lesbian porn
  <thrust> and made me realize that I get way too much spam


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609745
text:
  (@niki-luv): those hurt my teeths
  (@grimreap): maddox
  (nuttso): only americans would have to provide the s
  (nuttso): otherwise its assumed that you'll have more than 1
  tooth
  (nuttso): like canadians for example


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912464
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609769
text:
  <LazyWulfran> i've watched enough asian porn to discern that
  when 2 asian people have sex, semen goes everywhere except
  where it needs to go for conception.  therefore, they must
  have an alternate method of reproduction


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912464
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609804
text:
  <@Aztorath> I got stuck in a playground slide today.
  <@Aztorath> Literally WEDGED inside the tube.
  <@Aztorath> We took my roomates kid to the park to play on the
  stuff. And my roomate tells me to go down backwards, lying on
  my back, headfirst.
  <@Aztorath> It was one of those totally enclosed twisty tube
  slides.
  * DreadWolf (~DreadWolf@DreadWolf.users.undernet.org) has
  joined #oldwarez
  * Abaddon sets mode: +v DreadWolf
  <@Aztorath> So I'm like, "Alright". I climb in, slide about
  halfway to the sharp curve, and his kid jumps in after me,
  HEADfirst. He slams into me and is lying on my legs, my head
  hits the top of the tube, and I just about bend entirely in
  half.
  <@Aztorath> So now I'm literally wedged inside this hot, tiny,
  plastic tube, with an extra 60 lbs pressing on me, entirely
  stuck. Can't move. Kid can't go back up because his feet are
  out behind him, and I'm kissing my knees.
  <@Aztorath> If I were ever close to giving myself a blowjob,
  today was that day.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609851
text:
  <ab0mination> Snow White has been sacked by Disney
  Productions. Apparently she was caught sitting on Pinochio's
  face singing "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609872
text:
  ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn
  craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn,
  but this is a close second.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609925
text:
  <nickee> how can i se the size on layers in photoshop ??
  <Unhold> ctrl+acn return ctrl+v alt+ii
  <Unhold> common shortcut
  <nickee> huh o_O
  <Unhold> yeah, sometimes i think photoshop evolved from emacs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.609952
text:
  <FLB> GRRR
  <FLB> I put moisturizer on my hands in the washroom
  <FLB> and couldnt turn the door knob to get out
  <Hawk--> lol
  <FLB> and there were no towels or anything
  <FLB> Then I remember I could use my undershirt
  <FLB> close call though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610008
text:
  Osaka> There's no room to be deppressed anymore.
  Osaka> I'd angst, but you'd all go to the "Emo" routine.
  Osaka> What am I to do, bottle my emotions?
  CodenameROFL> yes.
  Osaka> ...
  Osaka> Teh world = Teh suck
  CodenameROFL> YOU'RE NOT BOTTLING!!!!
  Osaka> Code, you suck.
  CodenameROFL> :P
  CodenameROFL> I know
  Osaka> Well, suck elsewhere.
  CodenameROFL> ...
  CodenameROFL> If I could do that, do you think I'd be lurking
  on the internet?
  Osaka> Nuff said.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610033
text:
  <spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye
  <spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos.
  <spritegoddess> I suck at life.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610114
text:
  <PRM> Theres a special girl in the office that i got a thing
  for.
  <King-T> Yeah? Who? Is she nice ?
  <PRM> She's called clare, i want to fuck her up the arse so
  that i can tell the bitch who's boss.
  <King-T> go for it man!
  <PRM> Yeah, just gotta make sure she doesnt fuck my arse
  first!
  <King-T> Whoa, she a man man ?
  <PRM> Not any more, think it may of been a dodgy sex-op gone
  wrong.
  <King-T> Dont want to know...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610138
text:
  <@ANARCHEY> LOL da_rut@hotmail.com intentionally sent me a few
  mails with a virus in it.. luckily my Norton picked it up...
  now i was gonna subscribe his e-mail address with some gay
  porn sites... first site i tried he was already subscribed to
  :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610187
text:
  <Elly> ChanServ is actually a 14-year-old sex slave who sits
  in Bergee's apartment at a PC typing out commands over and
  over
  <Bergee> 14? try 16
  <Bergee> I have some class


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610216
text:
  *** emul8or__ (ume@ool-18be3bcc.dyn.optonline.net) has joined
  #winprog
  *** delete[] sets mode: +b *!*@ool-18be3bcc.dyn.optonline.net
  *** emul8or__ was kicked by delete[] (banned: <emul8or__> you
  cant perm ban me)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610242
text:
  <byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_How_To_Pick_Up_Chicks.zip
  <byba> !xcon6
  Alt_Support_Shyness_-_Shyman's_Guide_To_Meeting_Women.zip


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610266
text:
  <Aitrus> I have three root canals with crowns scheduled, plus
  the removal of two wisdom teeth, and two impacted partials.
  PLUS two fillings.
  <Aitrus> my children will be forced to brush at gunpoint.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610306
text:
  <therocode> I don't use dumbbells because they are dumb.
  <KVETCH> dumb in the sense that they don't speak
  <therocode> yeah that makes me feel lonely
  <KVETCH> barbells are pretty loquacious in comparison
  <KVETCH> which is why so many people wear headphones to drown
  them out
  <therocode> Scarecrow: i haven't figured out another way to
  get the same quality of simulation that is not super annoying
  to implement
  <therocode> KVETCH: yeah, it's similar sounds to when you sit
  at a bar - hence the name
  <KVETCH> and the bell is actually an abbreviation of belle,
  which is due to the hourglass shape of a fully loaded one
  <therocode> in fact "gym" is a cheeky spelling of "jim" as a
  reference to "jim carrey", which is in itself a play on words:
  Jim Carrey -> Jim Carry.  "Jim" used in the same sense as
  "john" in "john doe" and Carry implying lifting weights. So,
  basically a place where people lift


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610335
text:
  <@Hinkey> !addban *!*@*.com
  * ChanServ sets mode: -oo Hinkey|dual|sleep CannibalCorpse|
  server
  * ChanServ sets mode: -o Urban
  * ChanServ sets mode: -oo wacko Hinkey
  * ChanServ sets mode: -o D3adlode
  * ChanServ sets mode: -vv deyja Ed|shower
  * ChanServ sets mode: -vv mr_P`gone Puck
  * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*.com
  * CannibalCorpse|server was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * Ed|shower was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * deyja was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * Hinkey|dual|sleep was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * this_is_the_clown was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * DaJoob was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * Tragik was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * Urban was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * Puck was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * Creutzfeld|away was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * TheSkaarj-corner was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
  * mr_P`gone was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
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  <+Frie|mapping> MO - MO - MO - MONSTERKILL !!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912470
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text:
  <Peter> Can I help you John?
  <HuH> just call me father penis
  <Peter> In that case, call me Lorena Bobbit.
  * Peter sets mode: +b *!*Da@*.ath.bellsouth.net
  * HuH was kicked by Peter (Bye!)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610390
text:
  *** ChanServ sets mode: +nto ChanServ
  <surfnazi> /msg chanserv addop #channel adminpass nick (or
  hostmask)
  <]MC[-Penumbriate> thanks for setting it up
  <surfnazi> np
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  <]MC[-Penumbriate> ok whats adminpass?
  <]MC[-Impletudable> whats the password?
  <]MC[-Valipulent> what's the pass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610416
text:
  <1337man> i jast walked in on my brother stripping to a web
  cam.... >.<
  <heyall> lol
  <me101> just another case of "hey bro whats AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912471
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610441
text:
  guitarchick177: lolz, christie's already drunk
  SenorAnderson86: nice
  guitarchick177: one shot drunk
  SenorAnderson86: band name
  guitarchick177: i'm halfway through my second
  SenorAnderson86: album name
  guitarchick177: hahah
  SenorAnderson86: now we need a song name
  guitarchick177: that's what she said
  SenorAnderson86: Oh snap


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912471
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610476
text:
  <merc-wrk> I just signed my contract.  I'm officially here for
  the rest of my life
  <jailbait> awww im sorry :(
  <jailbait> how long is ur contract for?
  <merc-wrk> Its not contract.  I can leave any time i want
  <jailbait> okay you saying "i just signed my contract" usually
  means that you signed a contract =P
  <merc-wrk> well, its a contract
  <merc-wrk> cuz I signed a piece of paper saying that I agree
  to the terms of the employement and understand this is my pay
  rate, blah, blah blah blah blah
  <jailbait> riiiiight
  * jailbait cant stop laughing
  <merc-wrk> bleh :P
  <jailbait> ahhhh my sides hurt
  <merc-wrk> what the hell do you call it then
  <merc-wrk> its a damn contract
  <merc-wrk> Damn you americans.  Always beating up on me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912471
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610503
text:
  <Shiggy1> OMG
  <Shiggy1> Ive just discovered something
  <Shiggy1> !
  <Shiggy1> !
  <kFraction> the exclaimation key?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912471
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610530
text:
  <Outsyder> they fell for the "look gulliable isn't in the
  dictionary!"
  <Outsyder> and they tried to find it
  <Outsyder> but they couldn't spell it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610580
text:
  <SickHumour> Thank Microsoft for allowing 242423 character
  names on MSN Messenger.
  <SickHumour> <I ATE CRAYONS WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW I HAVE
  TWO BRAIN CELLS AND THE BLUE ONES TASTE NICER> helo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610610
text:
  <punkgrl> have you had anal sex?
  <Pr1ncess> hahaheoah
  <Pr1ncess> no
  <Pr1ncess> have u had anal sex punkgrl?
  <punkgrl> hahah nah :) im a wimp.. that would hurt too much..
  it would be like taking one of those poops that hurts your
  butthole real badly cuz it stretches it apart.. yeee-owie
  <Pr1ncess> i think it would be worse then taking a big shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912473
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610660
text:
  <KodiaK> fuck the oil companies
  <KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas
  <KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each
  gas pump
  <KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in
  the ass while you do it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912473
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610691
text:
  <pHluid> GF the other day said something about me not washing
  my hands after I take a piss
  <pHluid> "First of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly,
  you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright
  to touch it every now and then."
  <pHluid> That shut her up.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610808
text:
  <pr00f> Tendency's chatroom inaction
  <pr00f> is due to a pleasant distraction.
  <pr00f> she finds it quite grand
  <pr00f> to type with one hand,
  <pr00f> in search of her own satisfaction!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610832
text:
  marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example ..
  that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a
  window that is all black ..
  Aprogas: is your monitor on ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610857
text:
  simplisteartiste_sanguineaskew: Hey love. How did the
  Valentine's treat you?
  le_tedious: Like a rape victim.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610883
text:
  <GokuSSJ4> My first car was free
  <Genome> GokuSSJ4 u stole it?!!
  <GokuSSJ4> Nah my parents gave it to me
  <GokuSSJ4> lol
  <Genome> they stole it???


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912476
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610932
text:
  <aen> That's weird. I thought someone told me .bins were
  better than .isos because you can repair them more easily or
  something, but also that it had compression.
  <Gayo> He was a .bin propagandist, tricking you with his
  honeyed lies.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912476
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610957
text:
  <tima> k, i'm starving
  <rocky> fooooooood
  <OlDirtyB> im starving too
  <EConc_> god, since when did #nerdz become ethiopia?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.610985
text:
  <Scruuf> i'd rather live in a basement with 100mb then in a
  castle with 56k
  <Shub> er...I rather have a connection something in between
  and live in a normal house ;P
  <Scruuf> that just proves you're weird


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611023
text:
  <conlusio_> ok I can't fucking win today
  <conlusio_> ATM eats my card
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  conlusio_> Staples stopped shipping UPS for this week due to
  'retraining due to shipping a hazardous container'
  <conlusio_> and everyone fucking bails on me in the middle of
  my rant :(
  <conlusio_> I knew I was bitching but jeezus
  <conlusio_> ....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611049
text:
  < iKBerry> man thus driving and ircing thing rocks
  < iKBerry> fuck brb getting pulled over
  -!- iKBerry [~Fox@170.206.224.54] has quit [jmIrc destroyed by
  the OS]
  < iKitsune> so, fuck
  < iKitsune> now i have a $250 ticket for reckless driving


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611104
text:
  <Rhodz> So anyway, if I get that threesome with my girl and
  one of her hot friends, I'll be a happy man
  <Psy> Well of course you'd have to tape it
  <Rhodz> I won't be taping it. What I want to do is get a
  director in to tape it. 3 cameras, lighting, the works.
  <Psy> Awesome. I did photography last year, I could totally do
  that
  <Rhodz> Er...do you really want to see my wang?
  <Psy> Well, we could just blur it out...
  <Rhodz> Sweet! Then it'll be just like Japanese porn!
  <Rhodz> ...
  <Rhodz> Except I won't be shitting on her.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611133
text:
  <Snobbenunge> does anyone waht error: 0x1d1c4e86 referenced
  memory at 0x0000000000 the memory could not be read mean? :D
  <matricks> yes
  <Snobbenunge> what does it mean
  <Snobbenunge> ?
  <Snobbenunge> i only get it when i'm browsing the harddrives
  <matricks> someone forgot to check if a pointer was null
  before reading from it..
  <Snobbenunge> ok. so some troubles with the mouse drivers?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611159
text:
  <+Badger[49]> ...would you pose nude for, like, a billion
  dollars? o.o
  <+Nightwish> who wouldnt
  <+Nightwish> o_o
  <+Nightwish> then again i'd pose for like 5 cents and a candy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611184
text:
  aspuffnstuff: The third one looks like something they used in
  Star Wards
  aspuffnstuff: *Wars
  alykat: lol "star wards"
  alykat: an epic about a hospital set in space
  alykat: "use the forceps, luke"
  volcanogirl: come.. to the bed pan. the bed pan!
  aspuffnstuff: OBGYN kenobi!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611209
text:
  <tye>   and deref'ing is easy to remember because robots, ->[
  , use simple integer indices while samuri, ->{ , have names
  for everything, and aliens, ->( , use functional programming


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611236
text:
  *** SyKnight (SyKnight@mctn1-3751.nb.aliant.net) has joined
  the channel
  <UrbnLgnd> :)
  *** SyKnight has left the channel
  <UrbnLgnd> i guess I have an ugly face


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611266
text:
  <sara> i <3'ed george michael
  <sara> till
  <sara> he started wearing his goatee like satan
  <[pele]> till he started sucking cock in bathrooms
  <[pele]> oh
  <[pele]> that too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912480
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611319
text:
  <Ugarte> I think I was 12 at the time, and I was at this
  girl's house for some kind of party... I think her name was
  Kate.
  <Ugarte> Anyway, at some point she said she wanted to show me
  something, and brought me alone to her brother's room. She dug
  under his bed and took out a picture of a woman having sex
  with a dog. Then she kissed me.
  <Ugarte> I'm as confused about this now as I was then.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611366
text:
  <Van> huh. if you inject dye into eggs, when they hatch the
  chicks will be whatever color you injected
  <@Unarmed> similarly, if you inject radioactive compounds into
  eggs, when they hatch the chicks will rip you apart with their
  massive talons


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611390
text:
  <@Carmen> I wish I did all the things I wanted to do to my EX
  before we broke up
  <@Carmen> Selling her to that guy out east for 6000 would have
  been a good start
  <@Deadlymouse> should have taken four goats and a Camel when
  you were offered it
  <@Carmen> Ya would have gotten more from the goat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611415
text:
  *** KronicD (KronicD@vw-2677.bigpond.com) Quit (Exit:
  Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there
  are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's
  either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother john.
  Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's
  john.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611444
text:
  <jo> apparently, according to Josh, the Swiss-French border is
  at risk of being sucked in by a black hole
  <jo> they're experimenting with time/space stuff there
  <Lewin> haha
  <Lewin> try staying out of that one, switzerland


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912482
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611469
text:
  <Entomorph> blazemore, I know you
  <Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right?
  <blazemore> heh yeah
  <Apoc> irc is just wierd
  <Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you
  have never met


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912482
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611495
text:
  <Khel> you know what rocks, when you have a headache, and you
  start up icq, and that FUCKING FOGHORN blares in your face
  <Khel> Honestly though, what sort of retard makes a program
  that starts up by blaring a foghorn at you
  <DeePer> the foghorn is a sign of like, bon voyuage isn't it?
  <Khel> the foghorn is a sign of a big boat sailing through fog


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912482
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611518
text:
  (Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you
  20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"
  (Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912482
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611551
text:
  <Black_Dog> "^\\([^ ()]+\\)\\(([0-9]+\\),\\([0-9]+\\))"
  <Black_Dog> Gotta love regexps
  <Bl1tz|work> it looks like some elaborate Japanese smiley
  <Bl1tz|work> like "your parents just found out you've been
  slacking in class and you also have the flu"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912483
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611576
text:
  <Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with
  animals.
  <Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything
  <Tessai|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912483
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611604
text:
  <merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
  <pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right
  when your done :)
  <pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
  <jstepka-w> pagan ++:
  <merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my
  lazyness


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611633
text:
  ð Zibblsnrt waaahs. Freezing rain warnings still
  <rob`> that's gotta suck :P
  <Prophet4> it looks kinda cool though, with a layer of ice all
  over everything
  <Zibblsnrt> it sucks more after two days, when trees start
  collapsing
  <rob`> hey, the daffodils are sprouting.
  <Zibblsnrt> don't make me mail you a bomb in a container of
  Agent Orange


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611660
text:
  <Kintai> Yes, boobs are like toy trains
  <Wallaroo> ?
  <Kintai> They're meant for children, but grown men tend to end
  up playing with them anyway.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611685
text:
  <oz> i wonder if i can get a gentoo as a pet
  <oz> they are so cute
  <ph1zzle> man, that is cute
  <ph1zzle> I wonder what they taste like


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611708
text:
  <K|dDO> LANSTORM is on same date as YemLAN
  <Rex-Gone> U know ur a geek when...   u have 2 LANs
  conflicting on 1 date :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611745
text:
  <@TheWongOfBisdom> (4288) IN WHICH RANGE OF HILLS ARE THE
  CHEDDAR CAVES ?
  <@TheWongOfBisdom> Hint: @@@@@@@
  <+CapeTownJunk> mendips
  <@TheWongOfBisdom> Nice going CapeTownJunk! The answer was
  MENDIPS. You got it in 4.692 seconds.
  <+CapeTownJunk> what a gay name
  <SuperFlea> what?
  <+SuperFlea> mine?
  <+CapeTownJunk> no, mendips
  <+CapeTownJunk> it's like having savoury crackers, and dipping
  them in semen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611771
text:
  <Surge> I just realized something....you can't spell
  embarassed without "bare assed"
  <gornotck> You just did.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611819
text:
  <Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik
  <Atreides> stupid gms..
  <[Blitzkrieg]> lol
  <Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted
  dransik?
  <Atreides> yep


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611848
text:
  <fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive
  up restraunt like in the fifties, for those of you that don't
  have sonic) and we made a joke about punching the waitress in
  the uterus and over the little drive up radio the guy was like
  "we can still hear you"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611875
text:
  <Python> Did you fall from a shooting star?
  <silly_girlie> hehe
  <silly_girlie> ahh sure why not
  <GLT23> because your face looks like it slammed into earth at
  1500 mph? is that the end of the pickup line?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611902
text:
  <CabbagePatchKid> I AM THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF FEAR
  <andy> Who knew evil would be so chubby.
  <CabbagePatchKid> You can change my diaper too. JUST LIKE A
  REAL BABY.
  <CabbagePatchKid> YES WRITHE IN TERROR, MEAGER HUMANS.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611929
text:
  <iInTheSky> Heh.. I got pulled over by a cop driving a car
  service car
  <@OnErr0r> dude.. you have terrible luck with cops :P
  <iInTheSky> No kidding
  <iInTheSky> :)
  <iInTheSky> He was looking at my cock asking me why my zipper
  was open
  <iInTheSky> made me wonder


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611953
text:
  <seph2k> The idea of old people getting it on makes me SICK
  *BARF*. MANDATORY CASTRATION AFTER THE AGE 60. Man I hate
  people.
  <toad-> I agree with seph2k
  <toad-> I think old people should be killed at birth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.611978
text:
  <FBD> i had a teacher named Ms. Packman.
  <FBD> so im the last day of school, i dressed up as a blue
  ghost, and charged at her.
  <FBD> i got suspended, starting the next year...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612005
text:
  <MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis
  <MadHatter> like for porno movies
  <MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I
  just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612053
text:
  <Wingar> so what now
  <DIV|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it
  <Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612077
text:
  [|crazy|] channel is +s
  [sk8-girl] whats +s?
  <thc\ip> cant tell u
  <thc\ip> its a secret
  [sk8-girl] oh.. ok =\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612100
text:
  <Has_Bean> And very soon, they shall have an aisle in the toy
  store devoted to it
  <Has_Bean> Aisle 6...the sims expansion pack aisle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612124
text:
  <Sirex> i should set the ping reply as a negative number
  <Sirex> and tell people i'm from the future


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612149
text:
  <Sugoi-Cless> Lat! what have I told you about eating packets
  of gravy you find in parking lots!?
  <Latino|Working> the same thing you told me about peeing in
  the sink cless  <Latino|Working> "its fine if no ones around"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612172
text:
  <dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me
  on
  <Mousey> does he have to look desperate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612235
text:
  <Dilbert> hahah today was so funny.... me and my sister were
  watching TV, and i wanted her to change the channel so i said
  "COME ON!" and she goes "Dont 'come on' me"
  <Dilbert> then she didnt get why i burst out laughing
  <APE_> is she hot?
  <Dilbert> yes
  <Dilbert> my sister is very hot
  <Chris_Walken> ....................
  <ragnarok2040> ............
  <ragnarok2040> i hope she doesn't check bash.org
  <Dilbert> why?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612263
text:
  <Entriech> Theatre tickets are 91$ at the cheapest?
  <Entriech> Jesus Christ.
  <Entriech> What do they think I am, made of money?
  <Entriech> Cause even if I was, that's like sawing my dick in
  half for theatre tickets.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612317
text:
  <Chelz> I type too fast and piss people off
  <Korox> i fail to see why people would be pissed at this
  <Korox> i like it when other peeps type fast
  <Chelz> lol
  <Chelz> Some people are like, "I CAN'T KEEP UP"
  <Chelz> lol
  <Korox> pfft, thats cuz theyre... uh... DAMNIT!
  <Korox> theres a sexual joke in there somewhere, and i cant
  get it!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612343
text:
  <PabloEsteHome> What do you want for christmas that is under
  40??
  <|fS|Jot> mmmmmmm
  <|fS|Jot> Solaris's mom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612367
text:
  <Dayv> I mean, if we decide that the next one sucks too, do we
  just keep bombing 'til the Iraqi supreme court elects Jeb
  Bush?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612395
text:
  (e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3????
  (Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp
  would spoil your ecstasy trip


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612418
text:
  <ShadowCaster> since nobody is doing anything... lets see who
  can be the FIRST to type the alphabet backwards with their
  eyes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612446
text:
  <QJ> your grandma opened the shower door
  <QJ> while you were wanking?
  <knox> yep
  <knox> it was worse than that
  <QJ> she finished you off?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612515
text:
  RetroKid27: Asians know how to haggle
  RetroKid27: it's in their blood
  Cool4freeReturns: yeah, we do
  Cool4freeReturns: our slanty eyes give us the ability to see
  the real prices


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612541
text:
  <BathTub> isn't that your homepage JtHM?
  <JtHM> no, mine is www.bathtubsdenofaggotry.com
  <BathTub> ah yeah that shrine site you made
  <JtHM> worshipping the gayest man alive


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612569
text:
  <cvd> fscking Cisco 3.0 material is in Engrish or some shit
  <cvd> It's hard to study shit when they can't even write a
  complete sentence
  <Macolio> super happy 100% network failure occurance!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912496
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612593
text:
  <@Paul4x> So we have a electric pad to go with the electric
  blanket. Shelby calls it the "George Foreman" bed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912496
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612619
text:
  *** MoBart has joined #mmorpg.ger
  <MoBart> @find forgotten realms
  <MoBart> @locator forgotten realms
  <nemesys> wtf?
  <TechWar> WareZ l0cAtOR 1.2: found forgotten realms @
  www.goatse.cx
  *** MoBart has left #mmorpg.ger
  <TechWar> hehehe.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612683
text:
  [03:25:01] <@holden> damnit i shit myself
  [04:04:39] <@holden> god that took forever to clean up
  [04:05:08] <@holden> seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is
  gay
  [04:05:20] <@holden> i was sitting here minding my own
  business
  [04:05:24] <@holden> and blam!
  [04:05:28] <@holden> all this shit comes out..
  [04:05:31] <@holden> i was like.. WTF
  [04:05:49] <@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my
  junk
  [04:06:01] <@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck
  [04:06:34] <@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my
  leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it
  anymore
  [04:06:40] <@holden> jakdflakjsdf
  [04:06:52] <@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to
  someone else
  [04:07:54] <@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night
  D:


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612707
text:
  danamania: wtf... I search on altavista for my page
  danamania: and an ad at the bottom goes:
  danamania: Find danamania here! www.ebay.com.au - New & second
  hand!
  danamania: I can get a whole new me!
  Vash: or a slighty used one, with a few dents


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612765
text:
  <@loans> what client are you using
  <sessilenomad> IRC...
  <@loans> that's not a client
  <sessilenomad> idk what client im using then
  <@loans> that's like me asking 'what ISP are you using' and
  you saying 'internet explorer'
  <sessilenomad> ooooh
  <sessilenomad> firefox


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612808
text:
  <@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU
  I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL"
  #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612854
text:
  <Khey> There was this soap opera on the TV in the customer
  lounge at work and there were these black people on it
  <Khey> And I thought to myself
  <Khey> "Man, why don't they get 'real' black people in soap
  operas?"
  <duffey> Haha
  <Khey> I'm not talking about some upper-middle class
  light-skinned 'nigga' either.
  <Khey> Some dark-skinned, thugg'd out, bling-blingin', grill'd
  up guy.
  <Khey> With cornrows and a stocking cap
  <Khey> I'd watch soap opera's then.
  <Khey> "Oh no, Johnny's mom was kidnapped"
  <Khey> "AW SHIT NIGGA I'S FUNNA CAP ME SOME CRACKAS"
  <Khey> or something
  <Khey> Anyways, enough of Stereotype Theatre with Mr.K


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612903
text:
  <djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was
  more interested in handing out fish to the poor, than teaching
  them how to catch fish themselves.
  <Temptress> djmax: You are moron #1


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612951
text:
  <[BCorp]Atropos> and if you don't give me 12 dollars i'm going
  to plunge them into the center of the earth
  <[BCorp]Atropos> with those dinosaurs and cave men and shit
  that got trapped down there
  <[BCorp]Atropos> and then they will be severely discomforted
  <[BCorp]Atropos> and who will be laughing then?
  <[BCorp]Atropos> not you, that's who!
  <[BCorp]Atropos> hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha
  <[BCorp]Sleight> oh and Washington, cut down on the damn
  coffee stands
  <[BCorp]Atropos> oh, for that remark i'm plunging them anyway
  <[BCorp]Sleight> heh I don't care about my dad's side, have
  your way
  <[BCorp]Atropos> i'll be back in a second, gotta pull the
  "plunge" lever
  <[BCorp]Sleight> tell them goodbye for me
  <[BCorp]Atropos> no
  <[BCorp]Atropos> i'll tell them you said they were fat
  <[BCorp]Sleight> cruel
  <[BCorp]Atropos> mwamwamwamwamwa
  <[BCorp]Sleight> while you are at it, plunge the whole town of
  Rochester
  <[BCorp]Sleight> get rid of those damn neighbors who keep
  saying pop
  <[BCorp]Atropos> alright... but just this once
  <[BCorp]Atropos> i'm not a plunging service you know


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.612976
text:
  <Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some
  800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he
  died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then
  one
  <CBA> Those were dog years.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613051
text:
  <Murdercules> once, i accidently walked in on my sister when
  she was taking a shower, and i saw her tities and her body, i
  was like, damn! who's that fine chick in my shower, then i saw
  my sister's face, and i was like, damn, i didn't know my
  sister was that hot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613075
text:
  <kindman34> fubar, how do you spend your time off-line?
  <fubar-42o> what. you mean like single-player?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613100
text:
  <Shawn_Michaels> u no, the moon landing was fake, right?
  <t3hpwn> Only in the US will you find people who think the
  moon landing was fake and wrestling is real...
  * Shawn_Michaels kicks t3hpwn in the nads
  <t3hpwn> The truth hurts, eh?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613123
text:
  <Bmann> -sigh- was looking for my chap stick blindly and
  picked up a battery and started rubbing it on my lips


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613171
text:
  <EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati?
  <|TIA|PoP> nope
  <|TIA|PoP> not i
  <EmSea> was i talking to you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613203
text:
  <Yoshi> I watch way too much leave it to beaver.
  <Yoshi> I'm just going to stop resisting and start calling my
  dad pops and saying gee wizz alot.
  <hampsterdance> g wizz alot?
  <hampsterdance> isn't that a rapper?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613233
text:
  <mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"?
  <StacySHWR> hhaha
  <StacySHWR> i'm 17 :P
  <mrmanic> Oh.
  <mrmanic> So you're what they call "Jailbait"?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613260
text:
  <digamond> was a dude in a school that installed Firefox
  <digamond> the girl next to him asks what he is doing
  <digamond> he told her .. that he is installing a new web
  browser..
  <digamond> after that
  <digamond> when he started up the Firefox and went to google
  .. she looked at him and said..
  <digamond> that was not so nessesery .. it still shows the
  same websites


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613284
text:
  <Urganite> THERE ARE NO BAGELS BUT ONION, AND MOHAMMED IS HIS
  PROPHET
  <Urganite> ...
  <OneiWilly> you are worshipping a false bagel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613309
text:
  <[OsP]Kulite-cX> I was snowboarding and was like, "Screw this"
  so I went behind a bush and, you know.
  <[OsP]Kulite-cX> "Got my freak on"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613348
text:
  <KenKaniff> Snow
  <KenKaniff> MSH?
  <kisama> sure
  <kisama> only 15 minutes though
  <kisama> i tricked my roommate into leaving
  <kisama> so i could fucking wack it
  <KenKaniff> HAHA
  <KenKaniff> Dood
  <KenKaniff> Whack it
  <KenKaniff> Then we'll play
  <kisama> already did
  <KenKaniff> Oh
  <KenKaniff> So why 15 minutes?
  <kisama> he's coming back in an hour
  <KenKaniff> So what?
  <KenKaniff> Why cant you play when hes there
  <jestuh> cause it's cuddle time then
  <jestuh> ;x!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613373
text:
  <SkycreatoR_> SkycreatoR_ Loves to suck every chinese boys
  dick!
  <SkycreatoR_> Eh uh ..
  <SkycreatoR_> Squirly Loves to suck every chinese boys dick!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613399
text:
  <Innocent_ASK> Spike from Buffy is my ideal man!
  <BishiGartt> he's the male version of Cher
  <BishiLatino> only with less penis and more makeup


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613424
text:
  <thegreatgazoo> umm kfc and beer great irish din din
  <^Bret^> thegreatgazoo: Your Colon just sent me an e-mail...it
  wants a divorce.
  <thegreatgazoo> it already got all my shit
  <thegreatgazoo> what more does it want ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613448
text:
  <Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute,
  sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while
  and then spit out when the user is done with it.  eg. "She was
  OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613472
text:
  <Resident0> when i was lil i put one of those square batteries
  on my tongue
  <Resident0> and it shocked me and made my tongue blister
  <Resident0> it owned
  <ranova> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613519
text:
  <eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child
  <Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target
  demographic is catholic preists
  <eyesore> lol
  <eyesore> ZING!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613548
text:
  <Zak-> she's cute as
  <Zak-> somebody find her for me
  <Agrajag> are you crazy? i thought females were just things
  people made up on the internet
  <Octane> There's only two types of females: *.jpgs and *.gifs.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613572
text:
  <Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I
  wish I could live on the moon and take potshots at Earth with
  a potato gun.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613593
text:
  SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right
  information about your age level. How old are you?
  1 Over 17
  2 13-17
  3 Under 13
  Lisa Garland IV: 1
  SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912506
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613647
text:
  <@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex?
  <@ataribaby> that disturbs me
  <@shagman> you didn't think they did?
  <@shagman> they just divided into new birds?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912506
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613679
text:
  <Hackster> oh, i crack me up.
  <lophyte> you crack me up too
  <lophyte> *snuggles close to Hackster*
  <lophyte> ;)
  <Hackster> really.
  <Hackster> awww. *lick*
  <lophyte> yay :D
  <p1asm1c> get a dcc chat you two


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613723
text:
  *jwzrd-* kicks Butters in the nuts
  *Butters* watches as jwzrd- breaks his foot on his morning
  wood


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613743
text:
  bISMARCK: man yor stupid
  Wheelman56: man yor is stupid?
  Wheelman56: who is man yor
  Wheelman56: sounds japanese
  Wheelman56: MAN YOR?!? HE NO HERE!!
  bISMARCK: :|
  Wheelman56: HE TRY TO FIX VCR CAUSE LIGHT BLINKING TWELVE ALL
  TIME!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613772
text:
  <E-Claire> So how can I help?
  <Mochomi> I just wanna know how to get on well with my bf,
  y'know?
  <E-Claire> Ah. Well, I recommend you make him feel as good as
  he thinks he is...try laughing at his little jokes.
  <Mochomi> And if he doesnt tell funny jokes?
  <E-Claire> Laugh at his little penis.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912508
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613794
text:
  <hobbes`> I cracked the shits at ppl knocking on my door last
  night and answered it naked - teach them to ever ask me for
  money again stupd door spammers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912508
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613839
text:
  <Drakkel> is it sad that I'm looking through national sex
  offender databases of areas where I live?
  <Lai> I would have tried the personals first, really.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613864
text:
  <Xalot> Can Anyone here Help me, I put a CD into my Player and
  It makes a Weird Noice. but no Sound..?..Anyone?..
  <Notice> Is there a Sound Card in there?..As in the
  Computer?..
  <Xalot> ..No...
  <Notice> well..think about it
  * Xalot (Xalot@h24-71-124-70.ss.shawcable.net) Quit (Read
  error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912510
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613908
text:
  redpoint13: brb
  MoRgAn4978: k
  redpoint13: back
  MoRgAn4978: that was fast
  redpoint13: yea i pee in a bucket near my desk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613937
text:
  <Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling
  <Zaph23> He sucks ass
  <Zaph23> Almost every time I come out of my office I catch him
  web surfing
  <biggles> any good sites?
  <biggles> i'd be pissed if he was only looking at
  fatchicksinpartyhats


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.613973
text:
  <matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass
  <matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag
  <matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to
  read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some
  gay color></gayness><ass tables>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614001
text:
  <cappicard> whew... got that splinter out.
  <VicViper> cappicard: wooden keyboard?
  <Apollo-> VicViper: No, I think he was playing with his wooden
  dildo
  <VicViper> hehe
  <Apollo-> good thing he was stroking it with his hand and not
  ramming it in his ass
  <Apollo-> it'd been a little tougher getting a splinter out of
  his ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614032
text:
  <rawrkitty> so today i did something awesome
  <rawrkitty> i set a bag of shit on fire
  <rawrkitty> and it smelled like shit
  <Tabi-chan> How'd the person react?
  <rawrkitty> huh
  <Tabi-chan> The person who's porch you left it on
  <rawrkitty> why the fuck would i do that? thats stupid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614058
text:
  <Tarrasque> damm it.. fucken waiting for my GF to get home...
  I an so fucken bored
  <toxik> i usually cant wait for my gf to leave..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614105
text:
  <Shift_Wreck> OMG guys you gotta hear this
  <Shift_Wreck> So i goes to the grocery store to pick up smokes
  and a frozen pizza.
  <Shift_Wreck> I get my things and head to the 12 items or less
  line.
  <Shift_Wreck> i get in line just as the guy in front of me is
  setting his items down on the conveyor belt thing
  <Shift_Wreck> his items were: get this
  <Shift_Wreck>  a box of condoms, a medium sized cucumber, a
  tub of margarine and a 12 pack of beer
  <Shift_Wreck> I imediatly am thinking "lolwut?"
  <Shift_Wreck> well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal
  snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing.
  <Shift_Wreck> well  i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal
  snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing.
  <Shift_Wreck> oops
  <Shift_Wreck> the guy and cashere must have heard it because
  they both turn to look at me
  <Shift_Wreck> im grinning from ear to ear now and my eyes are
  darting from the guys face and the items he had on the belt
  <Shift_Wreck> i catch the casheirs eye and i look at her and
  shes looking at me like 0_0 and shaking her head "no dont!"
  <Shift_Wreck> this all was a few seconds but it felt like an
  eternity...
  <Shift_Wreck> well i finaly says to myself: "shift, youve gone
  this far, may as well say something"
  <Shift_Wreck> so i say to the guy (still with this huge grin)
  "going to a party?"
  <Shift_Wreck> The girl just loses it and starts laughing
  <Shift_Wreck> the guy just scowls at me
  <Shift_Wreck> looks to the girl
  <Shift_Wreck> and walks away leaving his items there at the
  checkout
  <Shift_Wreck> it was kinda awkward
  <Shift_Wreck> pizzas good though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614131
text:
  <timmo> you know what makes me laugh
  <timmo> web cam chicks
  <timmo> who try to lick their own nipples
  <timmo> but fall short


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614157
text:
  <Claud> when you've got enough people pressed up against you
  so you're reaming someone in the ass, someone's reaming you in
  the ass and the 3 people on your sides are fondling your
  testicles, people sweat regardless


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614203
text:
  <PsychoticBat> Digga, what did skid do that made him a
  cocksucker?
  <Atchoo> Please :)
  <Digga> sucked a cock
  <PsychoticBat> Oh.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614278
text:
  <|ReBeL|> notice how fake rip off sellers always have a nic
  that has something to do with what they are trying to "sell"?
  * Resident0 is now known as HotBooty
  <HotBooty> i dont know what you mean...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614308
text:
  <HoaX|ZzZz> lol my mom is wrapping xmas presents listening to
  hard trance
  <HoaX|ZzZz> i was like "mom wtf are you doing"
  <checkered> hahaha too funny
  <HoaX|ZzZz> she's like "it helps me zone out so i dont
  actually realize im wrapping presents, its like a drug"
  <Scire> "hey mom, it's actually better ON drugs... want some?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614360
text:
  <iRiot-Vinin^Amped> !kb kicks and bans at same time
  ChanServ sets mode: +b *!
  *@adsl-63-204-246-30.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
  <Arcanic> lmao
  <Arcanic> dude
  <Arcanic> you banned a guy named kicks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614386
text:
  <Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia,
  poems write you.
  <Costilled> next time please just link the bash quote
  <|Wolf|> my ass is red, my balls are blue, you read bash.org,
  I DO TOO!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614415
text:
  <Seaf> I found someone had uploaded a video titled "REAL Muff
  Diving." I'll leave it at that.
  <Gau> erm
  <Gau> did they go off a diving board?
  <Gau> or was it their wife giving birth played in reverse
  * Gau giggles at that idea
  * Gau groans as the metal image sets in
  <Gau> BRB... Malox time.
  <SkySoldier> Gau, you are a strange man.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614438
text:
  <Hunam> waggy: damn, how old is she, 1?
  <waggy> Hunam: no she is like 9 now. but i think she is
  haveing surgery to fix it soon


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912516
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614462
text:
  <SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked,
  lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT
  GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A
  LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U
  CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912516
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614488
text:
  <Euri> They should make an idiot mode. Whenever you try to
  alter something you shouldn't, a big smily shiny thing would
  come out of the computer and momentarily distract the silly
  person doing something naughty, and the computer would then
  pick itself up and fly out the window to safety.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912516
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614518
text:
  <Latly> Dude I just heard an amazing story
  <Latly> My friends g/f was getting bored of her everyday love
  life
  <Latly> Sex, kissing, sex, etc.
  <Latly> She decided to make it a bit more romantic
  <Latly> So she decides to burn a disk of sexual songs, and
  plays it during their "fun hour"
  <Latly> I came over that day, and just swiped the disk with
  another one
  <Witds> with wat
  <Latly> Lets just say, that they will be having a blast doing
  it to barneys singalongs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614551
text:
  <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
  <mcm310>: what is it?
  <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
  <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at
  neck level
  <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the
  building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully
  stretched
  <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
  <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and
  then back to touch your head
  <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your
  neck but not your elbows
  <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside
  down with no head....except your head will be in your
  outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at
  someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
  <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
  <mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614579
text:
  <Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women
  <Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta
  sleep with me since i own 2% of you"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614652
text:
  <Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is
  going to have her period during competition?
  <deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week
  <deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614699
text:
  Delilah> I hate parties, because you have to look good, but if
  you look too good other girls get jealous, and if you look not
  good enough they talk nasty about you.
  [kerrrigan] yeah
  [kerrrigan] that never happens at halo parties


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614727
text:
  <J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass
  <DigDug> heh
  <DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton?
  <J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell
  your finger :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614753
text:
  <@TreeSquid> i wonder what percentage of people jerk off at
  work....
  <@TreeSquid> i know i used to
  <SLiVeR> I never did
  <cokey> i used to
  <cokey> when i worked at the daycare....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614777
text:
  <sev> i just watched american idol for 10 minutes
  * blender pastes a homo sticker on sevr
  <cryptonix> do you feel robbed?
  <sev> clay sang an amazing rendition of "please let your son
  go down on me"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614822
text:
  <[smurf]> MelowRage: you are a sick, sick, sick child
  <MelowRage> I know
  <[smurf]> even the name MelowRage pisses me off
  <[smurf]> it tears me
  <MelowRage> SCORE
  <[smurf]> I am seared
  <MelowRage> I was hoping it would piss someone off
  <[smurf]> SEARING RAGE OF MELLOWNESS
  <MelowRage> what with the blatant misspelling and such
  <MelowRage> It was either "MelowRage" or "MellowRag"
  <[smurf]> it makes me want to flip out and listen to Jazz at
  the same time
  <MelowRage> I chose the former
  <MelowRage> hehehe
  <MelowRage> VIOLENT JAZZ MUSIC!!!
  <[smurf]> STOP IT
  <[smurf]> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED OUT TO JAZZ CORPERAL?!
  <[smurf]> IT'S NOT SOMETHING A GROWN MAN SHOULD DO!
  <MelowRage> like a music video of some black dude going nuts
  and shoving his saxophone into a guy's eyeball
  <[smurf]> ..nah
  <[smurf]> that's rage
  <[smurf]>mellow rage would be the Micheal Jackson video where
  they get all ready to knife fight and then they just dance
  with their hands together


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614848
text:
  <zamros> WHEN I WAS LIKE SEVEN I SAW A CAR GET RUN OVER BY A
  CAR
  <zamros> MY FIRST CAR ACCIDENT WITNESSING
  <zamros> AND/OR MONSTER TRUCK RALLY


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614871
text:
  SMB61890: have u heard bout that earthquake stuff under the
  sea
  Fairies Exist90: no is ariel ok?
  SMB61890: i dont kno how to spell the name of it
  Fairies Exist90: and king triton?
  SMB61890: what?
  Fairies Exist90: and sebastian?
  Fairies Exist90: and flounder?
  Fairies Exist90: ARE THEY OK?!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614898
text:
  <jalist> im giving lin what i always give her
  <jalist> my knob with a ribbon round it
  <jalist> maybe one day she'll actually want it
  <kuhndog> kind of a small gift dont ya think jalist?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614924
text:
  < jv> personally, who the fuck cares either way.
  <@phar> baby jesus cares
  < jv> baby jesus is a pussy. always with the crying.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614951
text:
  * wrostek [~wrostek@HSE-Toronto-ppp296735.sympatico.ca] has
  joined #root
  <wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME
  to boot to the command prompt and not load windows?
  <Varak> ask in #windows
  <wrostek> They dont know
  <Varak> big suprise
  <Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows
  questions too
  <wrostek> ok thanks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.614975
text:
  <timmo> they need to make a 41oz
  <timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies
  <timmo> and drink the 40


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615017
text:
  <KoRnkid88> omg man
  <KoRnkid88> weirdest bus stop moment ever
  <Owned34> >.>
  <KoRnkid88> last night it was snowing like crazy right
  <Owned34> yeh get hit by it? XP
  <KoRnkid88> and my neighbor lady calls and asks me to do her
  driveway
  <KoRnkid88> so i go over and shovel it off
  <Owned34> =o
  <KoRnkid88> next day im standing at my buss stop talking to
  all my friends and my neighbors house is at the corner where
  the bus stop is
  <KoRnkid88> and im talking with my friends and she walks up
  and hands me a 20$
  <KoRnkid88> and says thanks for last night
  <Owned34> lol omg
  <KoRnkid88> i was like WTF
  <KoRnkid88> my friends and all the people at the buss stop
  were just staring at me......
  <Owned34> how old is this lady
  <KoRnkid88> my sister gave me the weirdest look in the world
  <KoRnkid88> like 70
  <Owned34> Bust a cap
  <KoRnkid88> once we got on the bus the girl behind me was like
  "u got a 20 for one night?"
  <Owned34> XD
  <KoRnkid88> i was about to turn around and slap her
  <Owned34> =o
  <KoRnkid88> it was THE weirdest bus ride ever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615045
text:
  <Andrew> woot
  <Andrew> I just used my mastercard for the first time
  <Andrew> I'm a man now.
  <debian_> what u buy
  <Andrew> purse


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615077
text:
  <spectre> hypno: did you see what braingrind wrote in the
  front of the book ?
  <spectre> "Yo Fran. I liked this book. I pissed myself. You
  should like it too. If you don't, I can only assume you suck.
  Shizzle. Braingrind"
  <bluecgi> haha what he wrote is like his account of a normal
  day
  <bluecgi> he wakes up, says something, soils himself, emotes,
  soils himself again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615099
text:
  Snowy: I need
  Snowy: To tell this guy
  Snowy: ONly to press
  Snowy: enter on special
  Snowy: occasions


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615149
text:
  <DilleMMa> heyyyy eyyyy baby ouuu ahhh i wanna knowwww
  (oooowwww) if youll be my girl
  <Iceman> DilleMMa: sure, i'll be your girl
  <Iceman> DilleMMa: what do I have to do?
  <DilleMMa> wear a skirt, shave your legs, paint your nails and
  get your period everymonth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615217
text:
  n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was
  thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
  e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with
  your uncle?
  n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912524
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615240
text:
  Anonymous: I once sort-of-stalked a girl like this. It was all
  going great, she opened up her ThinkPad, loaded up Debian etc.
  I was seriously considering telling her I love her but then
  she opened Opera and I walked away disappointed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912524
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615266
text:
  <MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys...
  <SephiLoTb> shoot boy
  <MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i
  really need more space... so what should i do?
  <SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :))))))))
  <MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615312
text:
  <Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school
  back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the
  other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a
  freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET
  HE STABBED CORNBREAD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615352
text:
  <-- FaNt0m_ has quit (Quit: Procrastination is like
  masturbation; it's all good until you realize you just fucked
  yourself.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615399
text:
  <Hanh> my mom aided in the development of the korean deathbox
  <K> what is that?
  <Hanh> Ford Ka
  <Hanh> or anything from Daihatsu
  <K> gah
  <K> i remember that car.. didn't stick around for too long..
  <K> your mom is in the auto industry then?
  <Hanh> yes
  <Hanh> mainly developing backseats
  <Hanh> and breaking them in


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912526
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615449
text:
  <Prowler> I rekon if i were a super hero i would call myself
  "Proctastinator" with the power to Leap tall buildings,
  control time, shoot fireballs out of my ass and other cool
  super hero stuff
  <Prowler> but i'd never get around to doing any of it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912526
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615472
text:
  Dutchman: I admit ignorance, I have no idea what a Dirty
  Sanchez is but thats the name of my fantasy football league


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912526
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615497
text:
  21:28 < tijmen> WHO wants to meet a very handsome boy?
  21:28 -!- harma [pkobjb@quakenet.org] has left #sweden.ladies
  []
  21:28 -!- zn1tz]MiniMilk [gusse@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed
  off]
  21:29 -!- wMa|Syph3r^ [syph3r_02@quakenet.org] has left #
  sweden.ladies []
  21:29 -!- Archer|cs [_BiTCh_Arc@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed
  Off]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615519
text:
  Dirt Devil351: i found this chic
  Dirt Devil351: and she likes porn
  Dirt Devil351: alot
  ianepson: uh huh
  Dirt Devil351: shes horny
  Dirt Devil351: i tell ya
  Dirt Devil351: dude
  Dirt Devil351: she was lookin at a porn site
  ianepson: did she ask ur credit card number and offer a three
  day trial too?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615544
text:
  <Disciple> i wish i could cut from my computer and paste to my
  homework
  <Disciple> writing is teh sux


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615615
text:
  <apples> the program 'apt-get' is currently not installed. You
  can install it by typing: apt-get install apt
  <fuchoo> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615641
text:
  <Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the
  intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in
  the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies
  pick up, so you get the pot of money.
  <Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/
  <Lyfe> disregard
  Morlack coughs
  <Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout?
  <Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615668
text:
  <fcastle> I HAD A NIGHTMARE
  <fcastle> IT ALL STARTED NORMAL
  <fcastle> 10101010
  <fcastle> 10110011
  <fcastle> THEN ALL OF A SUDAN
  <fcastle> 1100102
  <snooz> GAAAAH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615696
text:
  <kritical> where can I buy a freon tank?
  <novocain> you can't
  <novocain> you can't even buy a can of spray paint
  <novocain> because you're 16
  <tenfour> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615728
text:
  <@peted> i get distracted by that a lot
  <@peted> sometimes, actually, a lot of the time, i just get
  distracted by my own thoughts
  < brzt> I think thats call ADHD?
  <@peted> do they?
  < brzt> I just said I think they do...
  <@peted> and i asked do they...
  <@peted> this instant replay brought to you by pepsi cola
  < brzt> See above.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615780
text:
  <@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around
  <MP3>
  <@PSU-Kaikou> oh FUCK
  <@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that..
  <+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf
  <+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of HOMO music you listening
  too???


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912530
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615802
text:
  piratebot4: oh man
  piratebot4: my friend
  piratebot4: this really nice black girl
  piratebot4: her name is regina
  piratebot4: well, in class they were writting their names
  backwards
  piratebot4: and she realized
  piratebot4: regina
  piratebot4: a niger


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912530
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615830
text:
  <egg> I said I was back with Cake. I never said there was
  enough for everyoone
  <Diet_Crack> IM ETHIOPIAN.. POOR, HUNGRY, NOW GIVE ME CAKE
  <kooshy> didn't napster teach you anything about sharing?
  <egg> Yes.
  <egg> Don't.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912530
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615854
text:
  <Phool312> trixie dont denie, you love the shaft in the mouth
  <Phool312> trixie if i gave you 50 pence
  <Phool312> would you have sex with me?
  <trixie> fuck off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615884
text:
  <Capt_A> dude lol
  <Capt_A> i got an email from a goverment agent
  <[OKW]BlueDevil> lol
  <[101st]Nutted> cool
  <Capt_A> i think they got the wrong address
  <Capt_A> first line is "REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE STRICTLY
  CONFIDENTIAL"
  <[101st]Nutted> e-mail him back and say "i know who really
  killed kenedey"
  <Capt_A> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615928
text:
  <Ktulu> Bob, so far - my day in this "everyday life" has
  consisted of waking up, having breakfast, playing games... and
  cracking jokes at your expense over IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912532
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615956
text:
  <Fembot> what did one "racing stripe" in jitspoe's toilet say
  to another one?
  <Fembot> "are you alright? you look a little flushed."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912532
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.615984
text:
  <burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq"
  <burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon
  <burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of
  ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912533
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616032
text:
  <Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling
  <Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor
  <Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the fuck out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912533
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616104
text:
  <gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no
  antivirus
  <gweebz0r> 279 viruses
  <gweebz0r> the best part was
  <gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy
  <gweebz0r> they use custom software
  <gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the
  desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw
  <gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616128
text:
  <Kansas|Working> I went to the Isle of Wight Once too, there
  was this guy there who had one leg and was jumping down the
  street, it was funny, reminded me of a pogo-stick.
  <Jochta> Oh, so yuo find disabled people funny?
  <Kansas|Working> Only if they remind me of a garden toy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616152
text:
  <Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I
  might someday.
  <Puff-working> and I can make a harmonica sing.
  <Unfor|Work> I play the CD player


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616174
text:
  Genovese Laptop: so how long does it take to eat doom 3 hell
  OpenSourceKeys: depends on the size of your bytes
  Genovese Laptop: ba-zing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616204
text:
  <Raize> can you guys see what I type?
  <vecna> no, raize
  <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616231
text:
  <tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you
  just took over, you know. =]
  <massa> i'd probably be insulted
  <massa> but i dont know what integral means


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616259
text:
  <ShaggyShaggs> heh, my grandmother amused me earlier
  <ShaggyShaggs> I got up, got dressed, took a leak, washed my
  face, got out of the bathroom and mom's there holding the
  phone telling me it's for me
  <ShaggyShaggs> I grab the phone and mutter "Is this more
  important than coffee?"
  <ShaggyShaggs> and my grandmother says "Nothing is more
  important than coffee, call me back later"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616299
text:
  <Allio> lol... when i woke up my arm was completely numb, cos
  i'd been sleeping on it... i tried to move it and punched
  myself in the nose... it bled for almost 30 minutes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616345
text:
  <Sharna> i dont do linux tho
  <Snooky> it solves all the world's problems
  <Sharna> world peace too?
  <Snooky> actually, let me check
  <Sharna> k
  <Snooky> ahh, here we go:
  <Snooky> Summary of changes from v2.4.20-rc2 to v2.4.20-rc3
  <akpm@digeo.com>:
  o Change mark_dirty_kiobuf() to use set_page_dirty()
  instead of SetPageDirty(). The latter fails to move onto
  mapping->dirty_pages(), which breaks filemap_fdatasync()
  o PROVIDES WORLD PEACE
  <Snooky> as of kernel 2.4.20-rc3, linux has world peace
  <Sharna> amazing
  <Sharna> why dont more people know about this


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616372
text:
  <BeadGrl> just call me Mrs. Robinson
  <Greek> haha
  <ZekeMacNeil> Beadgrl likes her men in the same manner that
  she likes her scotch.
  <BeadGrl> aged 18 years in a barrel?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616400
text:
  (+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, &
  worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of
  course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912538
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616432
text:
  <@Master_Logan> few have achieved my level of enlightenment
  <kiwiman> ..
  <kiwiman> Jesus
  <kiwiman> I so want to make fun of you
  <@Master_Logan> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do
  we still have monkeys and apes?
  <kiwiman> Without them, we wouldn't have someone to tell us
  how enlightened he is
  <@Master_Logan> youre really askin for it
  <kiwiman> No
  <kiwiman> If i was i'd be saying "Please kick me monkey"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912538
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616460
text:
  <wesleymason> The handwriting on these card envelopes look
  like they've been written by a retarded 6yr old Basque speaker
  who's learnt English off a box Engrish-translated Japanese
  sweets.
  <wesleymason> In a hurry.
  <wesleymason> During a storm.
  <wesleymason> At night.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912538
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616516
text:
  <LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and
  with a k then referring to floppies :o
  <Ace0522> sometimes i'll lable a vcd disc1 and disk2
  <Ace0522> it's just random with me
  <LlamaKing> heh
  <Ace0522> sometimes i accidently write dick b/c im thinking of
  both...and the "S" just gets dropped out
  <LlamaKing> LOL
  <Ace0522> then i scratch it out best i can and re-write it
  <LlamaKing> dick1 and dick2
  <LlamaKing> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616612
text:
  <kisama> hold on we made charts of our class schedules
  <kisama> WHERE THEY DON'T OVERLAP THERE'S WACKING TIME
  <nyisles> thats why i didnt go away to college
  <nyisles> i could never have a roommate
  <nyisles> jerking off would be way too awkward
  <Guilty> Ny, I imagine everyone does it in the shower
  <Guilty> So hygiene benefits from awkwardness
  <Guilty> Or just get a girlfriend
  <nyisles> that 's so inconvenient when I 've got 8+ gigs of
  video porn on my HDD!
  <DrNick668> guilty: can u get waterproof pron?
  <Guilty> Having sex with a girl wouldnt be nearly as awkward
  in front of someone
  <nyisles> it would be to me
  <Guilty> Its called your imagination, nick
  <kisama> hmm
  <kisama> on mondays, wednesdays
  <kisama> and fridays
  <kisama> i can wack it
  <kuro> i won 't be anywhere around
  <kuro> i 'll be in class
  <kuro> so he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as long as my
  stuff is still clean when i get home
  <Guilty> Snow is so honest
  <Guilty> He says right in front of his roomate "On monday and
  friday I'll be masturbating while you're at class"
  <kuro> i won't come back early


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616640
text:
  <shithead1> it appears my computer just deleted all the
  cookies.
  <JustNoodle> now, all you have to do is rename it "cookie
  monster"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616670
text:
  <shin_k> rez is great though
  <shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually
  <shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP
  YOUR PANTS
  <TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet
  <TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage,
  yes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616702
text:
  <Danny> Last night I was at my school at like 10pm
  <Danny> waiting for my mom to pick me up
  <Danny> and this minivan comes in the parking lot
  <Danny> and starts doing burnouts and 180's
  <Danny> it was the most pathetic thing
  <Brad> heh I bet you'd say the same thing about me in my
  Marquis
  <Danny> No, I don't think so.
  <Danny> This Minivan had a "Be careful, Honor student on
  board." bumper sticker on it...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616750
text:
  <dj`rayray[eN]> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that
  Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616791
text:
  <metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make
  each other feel comfortable by confirming each others'
  decisions. it's like a big self-help group!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912541
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616816
text:
  <Ev> wow my roommates and i are so lazy, instead of gettting
  up and going to the other's room to say good night we IM each
  other good night that;s the Epitome of digital dependence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912541
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616871
text:
  <Perma> The first time you ever meet a chick, you have to slap
  her, just back hand the girl as hard as you can, like that,
  you'll never worry about that chick telling you "You never
  treat me the was you used too".
  <Perma> Got that?
  <rob> what if she likes getting smacked around
  <Perma> Even better


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616899
text:
  <wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some
  condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your
  daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just
  lies there like her mother'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616970
text:
  <zP|Russina`cs> the teacher was like justin did you do your
  homework
  <zP|Russina`cs> i was like no forgot to
  <zP|Russina`cs> shes like well thats bad news
  <zP|Russina`cs> i was like well i got some good news i just
  saved a bunch of money on my car insurance


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.616995
text:
  <SROL> Alright! I just gave advice on which underwear/bra
  combo to wear to a party to my New York ho :D
  <TheBaskinator> What's his name?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617022
text:
  <MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey
  <Munkey> looks worse
  <MuNkEy`> no way
  <MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it
  <MuNkEy`> with the lowercase
  <Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?
  <MuNkEy`> counter-strike.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617048
text:
  <CrossAlkaid> I'm going to make myself a son out of all the
  Kleenex I have in a pile by now.
  <CrossAlkaid> Then I'll kill him, because the law makes no
  provisions for people made of Kleenex.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617072
text:
  <Opio-> theres a mexican restaurant around here.. after you're
  done eating they give you mints that are called "Spi C mints"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617124
text:
  <lavhoes> fuck me in the Ozarks...
  <lavhoes> i was whacking off to this hot naked Japanese chick.
  <lavhoes> and it's actually a guy.
  <lavhoes> stupid How to Draw Manga books.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617157
text:
  [translated from German]
  <MuschiExpress> kater are you there?
  <KoolerKater> yeah
  <MuschiExpress> What kind of spaz are you?
  <KoolerKater> what's up?
  <MuschiExpress> You were supposed to burn my holiday videos on
  DVD for my wife
  <MuschiExpress> NOT your porn collection ffs
  <KoolerKater> omg wait a minute... you said you wanted the
  holiday stuff and that porn
  <MuschiExpress> Yes, but on TWO, in numbers, 2, you
  understand, TWO DVDs!!!
  <KoolerKater> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617187
text:
  <Ben Utne> I have a dick like a tuna can...think about it
  <isajeep> full of dead fish?
  <Ben Utne> 6 inches around, 1 inch long
  <Verl> HAHAHAHA
  <Verl> that is awesome
  <Verl> thats like hitting a girl in the vagina with your fist
  <isajeep> lol verl
  <rzrshrp2> wtf
  <rzrshrp2> pussy punch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617219
text:
  <Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
  <Naive-EOC> Dead?
  <Derid-EOC> In the Field?
  <Ball-licker> In jail?
  <Humur> Killing each other?
  <Naive-EOC> Stealing?
  <Sailym> Covered in blood?
  <Humur> 5$ a piece?
  <Derid-EOC> Stupid?
  <Jaayy> ...
  <Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS!  I LIKE MY COFFEE
  BLACK!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617243
text:
  <Ironfrost> IRC does something to people
  <Ironfrost> if Steven Hawkings went onto IRC he would be
  talking about porn within 10 minutes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617278
text:
  <diego>: yea
  <diego>: he says he takes four hours to masturbate
  <nate>: O.O
  <nate>: now THAT'S endurance
  <nate>: well, not endurance
  <nate>: endurance implies something admirable... it's more
  like... "stamina"
  <diego>: well id like to see YOU stroke it up and down for
  four hours
  <diego>: wait
  <diego>: wait
  <diego>: no
  <diego>: damnit
  <nate>: ...
  <nate>: wow, and i even got it in writing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912546
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617305
text:
  <Rountree> Wake.  Birth.  Grow.  Pain.  Move.  Move.  Move.
  Move.  Move.  Kid.  Grow.  Teen.  Grow.  Up.  Fall.  Up.
  Crush.  Meet.  Kiss.  Date.  Buy.  Love.  Sex.  Ring.  Join.
  Smile.  Kids.  School.  Dance.  Hug.  Hold.  Rift.  Leave.
  Hate.  Gone.  Work.  Work.  Work.  Work.  Work.  Life.  Ha.
  Bang.  Dead.
  <+MegamanX2K> Shut.
  <+MegamanX2K> The.
  <+MegamanX2K> Fuck.
  <+MegamanX2K> Up.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912546
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617336
text:
  <putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today
  on the phone
  <putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will
  make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a
  chinese thug say this
  <putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds
  with:
  <putnam> oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it
  across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and
  burn your bushes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912546
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617366
text:
  <exe|Die> what is an awkward?
  <jonsae> i hope you're joking
  <jonsae> exe|Die
  <exe|Die> i think it's a vegetable
  <exe|Die> or fruit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617394
text:
  <davidc> we will set you up a refuse where you can make PHP5
  if you ever have to flee the country!
  <[Rizz]> start a fund "bring zeev to the UK"
  <@Zeev> I'd rather die than make PHP 5.0, thank you :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617420
text:
  *** Joins: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
  <corra> FUKR
  <corra> I KIK UR AZZ
  <corra> ....
  <corra> i ain kiddin
  *** Parts: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617447
text:
  <Ommi> So i was talking to this girl
  <Ommi> that i have been talking to for a very long time now on
  msn messenger
  <Ommi> and today i sent her a picture
  <Ommi> after that she went offline
  <Ommi> and now she's back online and isn't answering anything
  i say :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617471
text:
  DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666,
  0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly
  appreciated
  Polytope: "useless"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617497
text:
  <Blarrrg> so my CD drive stopped working a couple days ago
  <Blarrrg> i figured it must have just been the drivers
  <Blarrrg> i looked around but couldn't find any, so i emailed
  the company requesting them
  <Blarrrg> today i go to check my mail, and guess what i find
  <Blarrrg> they mailed me a CD with them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617524
text:
  <GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
  <chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the
  implication.
  <chirpet> I am nice to everyone.
  <chirpet> Always.
  <chirpet> So shut up.
  <chirpet> pigfucker.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617573
text:
  <@HollowmaN> The goverment was sterilizing retarded people for
  a few decades but stopped in the 70's. luckily i was born in
  the 80's


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617599
text:
  <arkan> You know, you really ought to have a bra with 403:
  forbidden on it.
  <Labyrinth> And you really ought to have a pair of boxers with
  404: not found.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617625
text:
  I am Jeremiadine: i just left a message on smith's cellphone
  in binary
  Sela: Fun.
  I am Jeremiadine: yeah
  I am Jeremiadine: the best part is even if he decodes it it's
  in french
  I am Jeremiadine: ...i'm bored


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617652
text:
  <JohnnyZZ> my friend use to put his cat in a pillowcase and
  throw it down the stairs when we were little. the cat's name
  was Oscar. i use to to call him Oscar the grouch, because he
  was grouchy a lot of the time.
  <Padijun> Maybe he was grouchy because you fucking threw it
  down the stairs in a pillowcase, genius.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912550
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617724
text:
  <kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy
  feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet and you'll need to
  insert coins to boot it or start a program


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912550
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617750
text:
  <andjusticeforall> I've figured it out. If you ever get mugged
  by someone, just say, "Take it easy man, all I got is a $16
  bill", then knee him in the nuts when he tries to figure out
  what the fuck you just said.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912551
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617798
text:
  <merle> damn it, i cant figure out what is taking up so much
  room on my hdd
  <scott-> probably gay porn you renamed and hid a long time ago


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617848
text:
  CandyKillJoy: Have you heard of Avenged Sevenfold?
  Danktolker: Yeah, I went to one of their concert
  CandyKillJoy: You're a fan?
  Danktolker: Unfortunately something called a "mosh pit" broke
  out, which I misunderstood as a series of failed hug attempts
  Danktolker: I was beaten rather severely after trying to join
  in
  Danktolker: Learn from my mistakes, friends


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617883
text:
  <HORNYFAQR>: im afraid one of the kindergardeners is hitting
  on me now
  <Hades Dragoon>: ...
  <HORNYFAQR>: he's giving me winks and eye raises
  <HORNYFAQR>: i'm scared
  <Hades Dragoon>: he's gonna take you in the night
  <Hades Dragoon>: he's following you as we speak
  <HORNYFAQR>: well none of them know where i live
  <Hades Dragoon>: that's why he's following you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617913
text:
  * TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties.
  [gone:3h28m12s]
  <BDawkins> party on
  <Yourname> my my! you've been cleaning panties for 3 hours!!!
  <Yourname> lol
  <sycon> heh
  <TpS> the stains were really bad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617949
text:
  <KutDrop> there's not much worse than IRC porn spammers with
  bad English skills.
  <KutDrop> I'm sick of claiming to the top of my orgasms.
  <@Habeeb> hahahha
  <@Habeeb> that is great KutDrop
  <KutDrop> I don't want to claim them.  I want to HAVE them.
  <KutDrop> :
  <roto> can you buy them on ebay?
  <KutDrop> I'm sure in some indirect way, yes.
  <roto> cool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912553
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.617995
text:
  (s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson
  (s|urpee) one day
  (s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff
  (s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit
  (s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify
  the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912553
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618020
text:
  <rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia?
  <micah> Where in the %@!@% is idai?
  <dlphoto> It's where idiots are from.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912554
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618044
text:
  * Joins: HarryPott
  (Cool@adsl-67-66-94-237.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net)
  <HarryPott> what is a proxy
  * Parts: HarryPott
  (Cool@adsl-67-66-94-237.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net)
  <Maritim> it is a thing that takes longer than 44 seconds to
  explain


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912554
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618097
text:
  <prence> o
  <prence> h
  <prence> m
  <prence> y
  <prence> g
  <prence> o
  <prence> d
  <prence> i was supposed to be cleaning the bathroom, and i was
  in there and was like fuck it, ill shave my balls, so i was
  shaving away, i had my penis stretched out so i could get the
  hard to reach hairs
  <prence> and my mom came in, and saw me, and was like oh im
  sorry and left!@##@!#@!#@!#@!  she thought i was just cleaning
  the bathroom, but I was shaving and now i cant look her in the
  face, fizuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912555
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618143
text:
  (cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the
  morning?
  (cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich?
  * cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912555
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618169
text:
  <Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:
  <Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select
  start"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912555
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618199
text:
  <reek> stupid spam
  <Phaet> dude, I haven't received spam for months!
  <reek> lucky you :P
  <Phaet> just reply to it like I did
  <Phaet> I got this "Enlarge your penis today" spam so I
  replied "No, thank you. I already use Windows Vista"
  <Phaet> The next day I read on yahoo news that one of the
  greatest spammers hanged himself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912556
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618227
text:
  <Kitsa> I had a frightening moment today
  <Kitsa> I looked at a piece of sheet music and realized I
  couldn't tell what key it was in
  <Kitsa> :/
  <Kitsa> "This quality music degree from a prestigious
  university can be your child's for the low low price of
  $35,000"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912556
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618279
text:
  <AnimeFreak> ginger tastes like processed ejaculate
  <chendo> AF: You KNOW what processed ejaculate TASTES LIKE?
  <AnimeFreak> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912556
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618303
text:
  Phanth: What is Black and Red and can't get through a revoling
  door?
  Kono: what?
  Phanth:A Nun with a spear through her head
  Dev: LOL
  Kono: ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912557
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618345
text:
  <CommanderStab> Man, all of these supposed "free PHP hosting"
  sites and not one of them is any good >_<
  <CommanderStab> WTF?
  <Riku> o.o
  <CommanderStab> Hungarian?!
  <CommanderStab> These guys actually have INTERNET?!
  <CommanderStab> Man, I can't read this shit >_<
  <CommanderStab> I have the greatest idea for a site
  <CommanderStab> Say that we ofer 1000mb of fre PHP hosting
  <CommanderStab> Then when they submit their information we
  keep their password and username and don't give them a site
  <CommanderStab> Then we build a massive database of usernames
  and poasswords
  <CommanderStab> Then we create a program to goes to every site
  on the itnernet that requires a password and get it to try all
  of the user/passes we have on every site
  <CommanderStab> Then we blackmail the people because no doubt
  some of the sites are like sick porn sites and we'll have
  their email addresses
  <CommanderStab> And we use the money that we get out of the
  blackmail to actually BUY some decent hosting
  <CommanderStab> So I don't have to keep looking through all
  this shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912557
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618371
text:
  <K2134> holy shit >.< all the guys just ran down the stairs
  and out the door because the fucking ice cream truck.. talk
  about immature...
  <K2134> lmao.. its funny, six 20 year old guys standing in
  line for ice cream...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912557
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618398
text:
  * motionz climbs up the statue of liberty
  <motionz> ....
  <c-rOCK> JUMP COCKSUCKER
  <threeve> jeez what did motionz do
  <Video`> Do it, pussy.
  <motionz> if that's how you all feel
  *** motionz was kicked by c-rOCK (BIG WIND!)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912558
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618453
text:
  <kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once
  <kingmob> he didn't take anything
  <kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill
  <Guyver3> did he leave money?
  <Guyver3> hahahaha
  <kingmob> i am *so* not shitting
  <kingmob> that ruined my whole week
  <kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912558
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618476
text:
  <Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the
  world. Sometimes-I play ruler of the world in my basement when
  noone else is home


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912559
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618555
text:
  <Louie> FUCK
  <ATL> That's what all the girls say
  <ATL> Though, usually, they add "off" at the end.
  <ATL> Sometimes it's between "DON'T" and "ING TOUCH ME"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912559
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618579
text:
  <%revmoo> http://revmoo.home.insightbb.com/irox.jpg
  <%revmoo> (yes that is a real screenshot)
  <%revmoo> (no I do not have a life)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912561
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618605
text:
  Phil (Penfold): 600/month each for a house is a lot of money
  laurence: Uh, £400...
  Phil (Penfold): 400?
  laurence: 1200/3=400...
  Phil (Penfold): oh right
  * Phil (Penfold) had to use a calculator
  Phil (Penfold): but forgot it was in hex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912561
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618634
text:
  El Fry Guy: That reminds me. I was kicked out of history class
  for making a joke about the holocaust
  El Fry Guy: The teacher puts in this after school special or
  some shit about the holocaust. Guess who hosted it?
  JoseoftheWired: Who
  El Fry Guy: I shit you not. Keanu Fucking Reeves.
  JoseoftheWired: haha
  El Fry Guy: As he's talking I burst out laughing then say
  "Then Hitler jumps out of the sky and says 'Dude. I have a
  most excellent solution.'"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912562
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618686
text:
  <bunny> i thought NZ was bad
  <bunny> you go to a US news site, and its like.. the same but
  like 10x bigger
  <bunny> we have like one person accidentlly drove of a cliff
  <bunny> they have three busloads drove off a cliff, when the
  driver of another car got out a machine gun and blew them to
  crap
  <bunny> alllllllllways gotta be better eh?
  <bunny> all followed by a penguin riding a tricycle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912562
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618713
text:
  <JacksWastedLife> <----MsMarina
  <kuribo> <----MsMarina
  <torgo> <--- dumbass
  <CactusJac> MsMarina---->
  <Deathlove> <-- Spartacus


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912562
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618746
text:
  <supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut
  reopened and then I got semen in my papercut.
  <[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all
  over my roommate
  <[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all
  over my living room
  <[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen
  all over YOUR living room
  <[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off
  <[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar
  exploded.
  <[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock
  fell off
  <[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated
  <[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618797
text:
  FrmShft:i got annoyed at myspace today for trying to tell me
  about fantastic new job opportunities in my area, which
  happened to be a zipcode off
  FrmShft:thinking to short out its idiot-circuits, i told it i
  was interested in "prostitution" in kansas
  FrmShft:i cried when it came back with 12 different listings
  for "web designer"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618841
text:
  LoRrigeer--: Dont dl porn
  ULVENMASTER: i dont, im mature
  LoRrigeer--: you dl mature porn?
  ULVENMASTER: no, im mature so i dont dl porn
  LoRrigeer--: so like ur married?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618868
text:
  <JohnnyBlazE> i went to google
  <JohnnyBlazE> to look for something
  <JohnnyBlazE> and i forgot what
  <JohnnyBlazE> so i asked google what it was
  <JohnnyBlazE> the bastard doesnt know :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912564
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618892
text:
  <Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation
  <Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on
  vacation
  <Ace0522> and pickup the mail also


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912564
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618917
text:
  <ChopLogik> ie ergo vis-a-vis concordantly ex thusly betwixt!
  <Brass> Chop:  You missed a "therefore" and a "etc."
  <ChopLogik> well i didnt miss YOUR MOM WITH A HUGE LOAD OF
  SEMEN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912564
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618968
text:
  <AutistiCat> Anyone know how to get a halogen light bulb to
  fit into a halogen lamp thing?
  <Ochopatas> Push on it
  <AutistiCat> It has two little things sticking out and they
  won't go in...
  <AutistiCat> If I push any harder it'll break before it goes
  in.
  <Sensi> you slide it in and rotate the light. it should lock
  in
  <AutistiCat> It won't slide in. It's like the holes are too
  small.
  <Squinky> Wait until it passes adolescence.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.618999
text:
  <BigMac> Omg, My dad s just died suddenly in hospital
  <BigMac> I m gonna go see his corpse in the morgue
  <Pleston> I doubt that.
  <BigMac> What?
  <Pleston> Well, firstly, any person would go see their father
  BEFORE mourning to us about it.
  <Pleaston> Secondly, I remember your other father dying about
  two weeks ago, on another chat.
  ** BigMac has quit (quit: Stfu)
  <Pleaston> Thought so


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619027
text:
  <superrambo> (CRAZY/CUTE)-(PAST RELATIONSHIPS)+(CURRENT
  OUTLOOK)-(INTELLIGENCE)=COMPATABILITY
  <superrambo> IT IS THE CALLED THE "SHE'S NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS,
  TRUST ME" FORMULA
  <monkeylice> love is blind
  <monkeylice> lust is deaf
  <superrambo> PSYCHOSIS IS OBVIOUS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619052
text:
  a_spank_horses: Bro
  i_spank_horses: I was driving in a passenger seat of my
  friends car
  i_spank_horses: piss wasted
  i_spank_horses: He was driving like 45 mph
  i_spank_horses: And there was a mexican guy getting in a truck
  i_spank_horses: Close to my side
  i_spank_horses: I stuck my hand out the window and smacked his
  ass
  i_spank_horses: and he screamed so loud
  i_spank_horses: he thought he got shot
  i_spank_horses: I hurt my elbow
  i_spank_horses: It was so sick
  muzzleflashed: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  i_spank_horses: I couldn't breahte for 2 days
  i_spank_horses: funniest thing ive ever done


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619078
text:
  <Zeeker> God, I wish I can make this text larger
  <Feren> I can smell new spam thanks to Zeek.  "Increase your
  font size three inches with this miracle pill!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619102
text:
  <Orang> Dude, this is weird, I just put an apple next to my
  Mac and it made a weird noise without me touching anything.
  <Joshtrap> My PC does the same thing when I take a shit by it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619128
text:
  <@joosa> how do you say float in java? just 1.5f?
  <@Gliptic> FloatFactoryFactory.getInstance
  (FloatFactoryFactory.defaultInstanceDescriptionString).getFactory
  (Locale.getLocale("en-US")).createBuilder().setString
  ("1.5").getResult()


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619161
text:
  <JakeD> My fingers are so fucking big that I'm all like
  "apjps0-3" just trying to type the word "hi"
  <Winter> wow, i bet you're a hit with the ladies.
  <JakeD> Yeah. "Hi, I'm Lisa." "apjps0-3" "....Fucking freak."
  <Winter> i was thinking IRL, but i suppose you're more clumsy
  there?
  <JakeD> That was an IRL example.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912567
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619185
text:
  <Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar
  several years ago .. we went back to her place, she asks me if
  I minded if she "made herself at home" .. I said no, so she
  took her teeth out and blew me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912567
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619233
text:
  <[TFF]Metalstar> dunno. if you were gettin bjs from 13 year
  olds you would be in jail
  <alphaxion|Zzzz> or in japan


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912567
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619258
text:
  <ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive
  <|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking
  moron and you deserve to die


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912568
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619284
text:
  <b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of
  those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like
  five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm
  <p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be
  right back friends...oh"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912568
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619333
text:
  (nyisles) see, what i need the dremel for is to cut the center
  pieces out of the Caravan grille after putting the FMIC in
  (TheDrip) use a fuckin steak knife (guess how I know a steak
  knife cuts plastic grills)
  (minime-) because you eat steaks made of plastic?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912569
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619357
text:
  <jess> So whats the difference between the mormons and the
  muslims??
  <jess> The mormons want their 72 virgins now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912569
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619385
text:
  <TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really
  <ScumDog> pretty much
  <TURBOMEAT> it's subjective
  <mightyflo> not when you have ops. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912569
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619408
text:
  <Calrathan> does it have something to do with Microsoft
  rerouting the traffic to go through their own version of
  Carnivore, called Omnivore? [it eats EVERYTHING! bwhahahaha]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912569
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619434
text:
  <PolestaR> what the hell is a segway
  <Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs
  <PolestaR> how fast is it?
  <DooD> about 15 mph
  <PolestaR> pfft
  <PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619457
text:
  [Video`] The future of tech support isn't changing at all.
  [Video`] I was in this class of tech support people.
  [Video`] I took a screenshot of the desktop
  [Video`] Made it the background
  [Video`] And moved all the icons
  [Video`] And they were confused as hell :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619482
text:
  <DaGGeR> When you talk to a woman about sex it's sexual
  harassment but when they talk to you about sex it's $2.99 a
  minute =)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619525
text:
  (Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back
  (@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic
  (@Skins): actually i best wait


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912571
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619549
text:
  <J-Dawg> no, I just refuse to turn on my heat after my $255
  heating bill
  <WeirdAl> 1 dollar more and you'd need another bit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912571
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619573
text:
  <nihil-_> she's about as darling as waking up in the morning
  with another mans semen all over my face


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912571
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619626
text:
  <FOCK> god damn
  <FOCK> every fucking one of these clients  blow
  <FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me)
  <rude> hahah
  <CIA> ./action
  <rude> dude, throw that trash out
  <FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker
  <rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff
  <FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS
  <rude> maybe you don't need the :
  <FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR*
  <rude> what're you doin' on be?
  <FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc
  clients


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912572
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619692
text:
  <@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang
  out in channels like #incomplete-warez


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912572
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619739
text:
  <kisama_> http://www.washu.org/cosplay/kat09/
  katsucon-09-042.jpg
  <kisama_> AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LET FAT GIRLS NEAR A MAI
  COSTUME
  <DrNick668> i try not to let fat girls near anything, but its
  physically impossible. they're closer to everyting by default


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912573
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619785
text:
  <spyd3rman> what about battlenet?
  <spyd3rman> are they still using the cd key
  <CoMBo> no battlenet checks to see if you have zits and
  glasses, then it lets u on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912573
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619807
text:
  DasKrav: Know what I hate?
  DasKrav: Repeating myself.
  Destroy_Boy2000: What?
  DasKrav: I said I hate repeating myself
  Destroy_Boy2000: Huh?
  DasKrav: I SAID I HATE-
  DasKrav: Oh wait
  DasKrav: YOU FUCKING QUEEF


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912574
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619830
text:
  <DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;(
  <SlasherX> hump michaels
  <SlasherX> never seen him around. give him a warm welcome
  *** michael__ has quit IRC (bye)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912574
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619852
text:
  <Pepe> I need to know if college consists of a lot of fucking,
  or is that just in movies and is it like, masturbation all the
  time? This decides whether I buy fifty boxes of condoms, or
  fifty boxes of Kleenex.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912574
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619880
text:
  <l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another
  rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree
  <sabbat> a killing spree i hope
  <l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but
  suggestion noted


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912574
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619903
text:
  <crypt-> in my bios, should I have AGP fast write enabled or
  disabled?
  <uNK> do you want agp to go fast?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912575
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.619964
text:
  <Dokstarr> can anyone think of a good way to appeal and
  indecent exposure charge.. i can't believe people would
  actually cite me for that :(
  <Zanza> dokstarr: how indecent?
  <Xagemo> Dokstarr, say that your clothes had been soaked in
  some kind of acid
  <Dokstarr> i only mooned people from a car windown.. and then
  at a toll booth mooned people fot a while
  <Dokstarr> sunroof
  <Zanza> can't think of an excuse for that
  <Krinos> of course you run the risk of people chucking stuff
  at your naket arse
  <Dokstarr> who knew a cop would be waiting a mile down because
  people called and complained
  <Xagemo> Dokstarr, i think you are screwed
  <Dokstarr> dont 136 people have better things to do than call
  the cops
  <Dokstarr> krinos they loved my "arse" they probably took some
  snapshots
  <Krinos> people who love an arse don't call the cops -_-
  <Aoshi> lol.
  <Dokstarr> when the cop stopped me i thought maybe only 1 or 2
  called.. .but 136 they need a life
  <Zanza> 136 people?
  <Dokstarr> yeah i did all the way down the highway.. then at
  the toll booth.. and then when there was a traffic jam
  <Dokstarr> well i am off... gotta think of some sort of plea
  bargain or something to get it off my record...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912575
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620004
text:
  <Imaginos> damn
  <Imaginos> my neices cat ran away
  <Imaginos> i said it went to kitty land, so she wants to know
  where kitty land is
  <Imaginos> i bring up my browser
  <Imaginos> type in www.kittyland.com
  <Imaginos> and then closed it as fast as humanly possible


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912576
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620055
text:
  <trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast
  <pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a
  thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more
  conventional foods


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912576
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620087
text:
  <Guyver3> koolaid time
  <Guyver3> what today
  <Guyver3> strawberry kiwi
  <Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade
  <Guyver3> mountain berry blast
  <Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?
  <kingmob> the blood one.  definitely.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912576
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620120
text:
  <Skail[IRON]> I get a girlfriend-free evening, tonight.
  <Skail[IRON]> All evening.
  <Skail[IRON]> :D
  <Skail[IRON]> I'm thinking I'm going to sit on the couch in my
  underwear, drink beer, and watch porn.
  <Driedsponge> You don't do that WITH your girlfriend?
  <Skail[IRON]> No, she makes me drink wine.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620174
text:
  <wandarah> Quote added as #53880. Thanks for participating.
  :-)
  <wandarah> :D
  <arryola> you quoted me? YOU CUNT!
  <arryola> ...
  <arryola> argh
  * arryola refrains from speaking
  <wandarah> Quote added as #53881. Thanks for participating.
  :-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620203
text:
  <Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod
  techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max
  Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune,
  and the story and intrigue of Half-Life.  I'll call it "Can't
  Fuck With This".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620241
text:
  <Berawler> Is there any sanity or light left in this
  shrivelled husk of a world?
  <SingingDancingMoose> There was, but we had to trade it in for
  the internet.
  <Berawler> That is quite possibly the best response to any
  question ever.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620269
text:
  <MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making
  love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get
  comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then
  trade her in for a new model


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912578
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620338
text:
  <sixxer> bmbr.. ROOOOOOCKS
  <bmbr> yeo
  <bmbr> whysat
  <sixxer> bmbr: cos of your new bot
  <bmbr> hopefully he stays stable and quiet
  <bmbr> and takes very little work on my part
  <sixxer> I'd like to see him freak out and start throwing
  people in blenders
  <bmbr> ill see if theres a .tcl for that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912578
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620368
text:
  <SS_Gogeta_27> you know how people put 'wash me' on cars in
  the dust?
  <Zorak> yeah?
  * ChanServ sets mode: +v SS_Gogeta_27
  <+SS_Gogeta_27> when we came out from the movie my friends car
  said 'i wish my wife was this dirty'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620391
text:
  (@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd
  fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a
  virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on
  command.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620423
text:
  <Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the
  tip of my cock
  <Javi> you'd blow me?
  <Maxstah> javi i'd swallow
  <Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality
  <Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620459
text:
  <Raab> How's Half Life 2 treating you?
  <Ashpolt> I would say like a woman
  <Ashpolt> but women hate me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620491
text:
  <kjones> last night i had sex with a model.
  <simtaxijunki> O.o
  <kjones> but then the glue melted
  <kjones> and one of the wings fell off.
  <kjones> go figure.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912580
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620522
text:
  <Funk> I just watched the Tomb Raider film
  <Lammy> WOW YOU WONT WATCH HARRY POTTER BUT YOU WILL WATCH
  TOMB RAIDER
  <Funk> UHH I watched Harry Potter the night it opened, spastic
  <Lammy> OH
  <Lammy> BESIDES YOU JUST USED THE WORD 'SPASTIC'
  <Lammy> WHICH NEGATES ANY POINT YOU MAKE ON ACCOUNT OF BEING
  RETARDED


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912580
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620577
text:
  <BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on
  me
  <BlackDeth> and the one offered me money to go sex0r him
  <BlackDeth> they prolly saw i was wrecked
  <BlackDeth> and thought they could take advantage
  <BlackDeth> boglins own
  <ikkenai> so how much did he pay you
  <BlackDeth> he didnt
  <BlackDeth> he just offered
  <ikkenai> oh
  <ikkenai> so you did it for free


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912581
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620601
text:
  * RE_away just taped himself waving a broomstick and changed
  it into a lightsaber with the help of Video Editing Software
  <RE_away> How productive
  <RE_away> Now to do the same thing with my penis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912581
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620681
text:
  <@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes
  <@temptah> eat less corn
  <@temptah> and more fiber
  <@temptah> oh
  <@temptah> I thought you said "shit"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912582
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620712
text:
  <arfmcbarf> i'm gonna teach you a lesson you wont soon forget
  <arfmcbarf> i.e., how to integrate ln x from 0 to infinity
  <arfmcbarf> first you get the antiderivitive
  <arfmcbarf> of ln(x)
  <arfmcbarf> i.e., 1/x
  <arfmcbarf> then i forget the rest


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912582
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620799
text:
  <FlipTopBox> oooh!  i want a p'zone!
  <mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we
  fucked up."
  <FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find
  the most annoying name possible."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620823
text:
  * Arathia serepticously kicks Aytin in the shin
  <Arathia> (horribly mispelled)
  <Aytin> no, shin is right


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620848
text:
  <idiotdude>My mom's boyfriend gave me some magazines and one
  of them was an FHM from last month, and i pick it up and a
  penis enlargement ad falls out, and the order form is cut out
  and theres some notes scribbled on the bottom on how much it
  would cost plus shipping and handling


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620888
text:
  <TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it
  wouldn't work on her computer
  <TRG> so she put it in mine
  <TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player
  was hardcore lesbian porn
  <TRG> that got into the action right away
  <TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
  <TRG> opens up windows media players
  <TRG> and the porn starts playing
  <TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh
  fuck"
  <TRG> but then...
  <TRG> she goes berserk
  <TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE
  DEVIL!!"
  <TRG> and she took out a HAMMER
  <TRG> and smashed the fucking CD
  <TRG> it was the best thing ever
  <TRG> not only was I completely off the hook
  <TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious
  apeshit
  <TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on
  this earth to entertain us


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912584
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620940
text:
  <Dark_Pen> you guys are sick
  <Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has
  ever done incest
  <Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite
  <[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is?
  <Dark_Pen> .....
  <Dark_Pen> crap


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912584
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.620967
text:
  <marshmallow> i had a hard time trying to explain to mike what
  the orly owl was
  <marshmallow> i mean how would you describe it to someone who
  hadn't heard of it
  <__penguin__> the same way you describe what color is to a
  blind person
  <marshmallow> HAHA IT'S PURTY AND U CANT SEE IT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912586
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621046
text:
  <TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo
  <TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2
  <TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2
  <TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even
  <TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
  <ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?
  <ThePython> i mean wmros
  <ThePython> i mean mrwos
  <ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912586
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621070
text:
  * Huroya shoots Flak
  * Flak catches the bullet with his teeth
  <Huroya> By "catch" I think you mean it shatters your jaw and
  puts a hole the size of a baseball through the back of your
  skull.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912587
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621104
text:
  <Pepe> there are 2 kids in the fourth grade, one white and one
  black, which one has the bigger dick
  <L@cky> the black one
  <Pepe> why?
  <L@cky> cuz hes black dipshit
  <Pepe> no fuckface, the nigger's 25!
  <Nostradom> Dude, stop making fun of black people.
  <Nostradom> Seriously, I used to have a really good black
  friend.
  <L@cky> used to?
  <Nostradom> money was short...we had to sell him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912587
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621131
text:
  <SillyTweeker> yea, so i got  with this one girl last night.
  dude, she was hot as hell. we went at it while we ate cheetos.
  <uniboarder> same here man, i was alone last night, so i
  dressed up my hand with make-up and a little skirt and she
  jerked me off for 6 hours straight.
  <SillyTweeker> ...
  <Uniboarder> Oh don't get all high and mighty!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912587
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621202
text:
  <cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex',
  jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912588
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621228
text:
  <Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now
  <Ex0duz> watched star trek ?
  <Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the
  bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the
  time... :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912588
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621252
text:
  <shapr> how do I correctly display two byte fonts?
  <liiwi> you take the first byte and display it
  <liiwi> then you take the other byte and display it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912588
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621287
text:
  <jamao> cat shit on floor today
  <ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> you find out which one? lol
  <jamao> twice, either that or each one went once
  <jamao> nope
  <ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> sniff your cats bungholes, i'm sure you'll
  find out quick lol
  <jamao> i tried that already
  <jamao> 8|
  <ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> ....
  <ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> i was joking, but ok haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912589
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621314
text:
  <dude> this is belgium at its best
  <dude> our minister of defense takes a chopper to fly 60 kms
  to go see Al Gore's movie about climate change
  <dude> beat that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912589
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621377
text:
  <[--S--]> we drove past your house last night owen
  <an|man|ac> i thought they only took the garbage on fridays


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912589
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621401
text:
  <[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive...
  <xcon6> minesweeper?
  <[[tom]]> final fantasy x
  <xcon6> same thing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912590
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621424
text:
  XeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass
  still hurts
  HannibalZero: does he always expect that in return?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912590
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621493
text:
  <ZaXorZ> if you get glitter on you, be prepared to have it on
  you forever.
  <ZaXorZ> Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912591
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621525
text:
  <ckx> i've got nothing against homos
  <ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me
  <ckx> they're alright
  <gb> what if they cum on you
  <ckx> that's a grey area


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912591
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621546
text:
  [Spetsnaz] My uncle taught me at age 9 how to strip and
  reassemble a 9mm Makarov pistol blindfolded.  God did that
  infuriate my mother.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912591
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621579
text:
  <korosu> I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit
  at the beach. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to
  the ocean, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this
  very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my
  poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather
  within 30 feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a
  fart.
  <korosu> It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3
  days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to
  explain this to my wife when she comes back from getting chili
  dogs to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my
  children? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again.
  There it is. The family on the blanket to the right of me just
  asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912591
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621601
text:
  Sugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of
  a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in
  Sugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912592
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621660
text:
  <nzc> actually
  <nzc> i need to msg quat
  <nzc> there we go
  <nzc> and
  <nzc> i have to eat
  <cj_> and
  <cj_> you have
  <cj_> to take off
  <cj_> your return key
  <cj_> and only
  <cj_> use it for
  <cj_> special occasions
  <cj_> like
  <cj_> when you finish
  <cj_> a sentence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912592
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621686
text:
  <Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with
  them
  <Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole
  <Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight
  back


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912592
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621711
text:
  <shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min
  <|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912593
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621740
text:
  <SicChild> I got action with this hot chick I've been going
  after
  <SicChild> so :P
  <NeAck> so?
  <SicChild> so......I'm happy.
  <Teknolyfe> how long did she take to blow up?
  <SicChild> lol
  <NeAck> hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912593
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621767
text:
  <DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and
  shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted
  <Drusilla> we do too, Dan.
  <tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912593
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621792
text:
  (@tgitm): I still think its funny when girls say "size doesn't
  matter"
  (@tgitm): if that's the case, why are dildos never small but
  beautiful?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912594
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621869
text:
  <AEternus> my stomach is undergoing disasters unnamed at the
  moment
  <AEternus> but you can't say no to the grandparents
  <BlahFromStone> Yeah...
  <BlahFromStone> Who can resist a nice, juicy plate of
  grandparents.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912595
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621899
text:
  <Calrathan> well, I'm screwed
  <Calrathan> not gunna get this work done
  <Fryth> irc to the rescue!
  <Calrathan> yay
  <Calrathan> it doesnt fix your problems...
  <Calrathan> but it sure makes you forget em


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912595
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621923
text:
  <guardian> whos john lennon
  <obi-rav> has the same sounding songs like the beetles, they
  must have inspired him
  <guardian> probs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912595
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.621975
text:
  <trixie> do you want to seo ther peics?
  <trixie> see**
  <Allio> whose pics?
  <trixie> other**
  <trixie> pics**
  <trixie> fuckin hell isuck
  <trixie> suck******


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912596
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622002
text:
  <Canopus>  ...I need to learn how to cook ribs.
  <Kreldin>  The easiest way is to wrap them in tin foil, with a
  reservoir of spices and sauce and boil water beneath it to
  steam them. And then just cover it in dough to fry it.
  <Kreldin>  Actually, I'm just making shit up off the top of my
  head. But that sounds like it would be awesome.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912596
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622027
text:
  <fimmtiu>  asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug*  Wield rm
  -f wildly.
  <asylum_>  fimmtiu. yeah right dude.
  <DemoN>  rm -f is too slow.  newfs.
  <rudefix>  hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick
  it!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912596
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622053
text:
  <KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly
  rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912596
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622074
text:
  (FTF)like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that
  there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come
  it tastes so salty ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912598
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622175
text:
  <Lethalmartini> i always worry im too pale but then i think of
  british people and i cheer up
  <Pandilex> I don't understand the facination with lying under
  the sun burning yourself
  <Lethalmartini> neither do i, but anything to increase the
  odds of having sex
  <Pandilex> spray-on-tan
  <Pandilex> failing that, money and power


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  <@Rodan> Oral_U just shut down a paki internet cafe


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912598
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622246
text:
  <Gwindor> so who wants to get knocked up?
  <Barrow-Wight> I see Gwin's found the Viagra gum.
  <Gwindor> double your pleasure, double your fun!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912598
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622300
text:
  <SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car
  :P~~~~~~
  <SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box
  <glacius> that'll sound good...
  <glacius> till they're stolen.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912599
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622350
text:
  <+Yamatto> im keeping my ass virginal,
  <+Yamatto> coz like if i go to jail
  <+Yamatto> i want to be like
  <+Yamatto> a rare commodity
  <+Yamatto> and be protected for my ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912599
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622396
text:
  <bhlaab> If I could pick from any supepower, it'd to be able
  to have a gun up my ass, and be able to fire it at will.
  People'd never know what hit them, and if they DID know,
  nobody would believe them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912599
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622440
text:
  (Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7
  months and he came out
  (prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912600
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622502
text:
  <matts_> Okay! So  I go to cnn.com and I see about this B1
  bomber down! Oh no! :( And then i click on it, and it's a page
  about the osama bin laden video tape!
  <nitr8`> the video is online? or just a description?
  <matts_> description
  <matts_> no, it's online, the warez group already have it in
  divx format
  <nitr8`> heh..gimme the ftp info
  <Nathan--> how the fuck did they do that?
  <matts_> Osama_Bin_Laden_VideoTape-12/12/01-FoT
  <Plot> what?
  <Nathan--> man. this makes no sense, how are they supposed to
  get the video so soon?
  <matts_> I was kidding


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912600
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622543
text:
  <Computer> Today Chuck Norris was released as a downloadable
  patch for Street Fighter. When asked about a glitch that made
  all buttons force his character to perform a roundhouse kick,
  he responded, "what glitch?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912600
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622583
text:
  <Breach> I just got another "make your penis larger for
  $20.00" email. I already spent $140 and now when I get excited
  I fall over forward.. the only good thing is the kickstand
  effect.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912600
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622628
text:
  <KuWaItdog> I can get rid of the ban with my defence extrem
  ban programme.
  <KuWaItdog> I have an american friend he have been in mirc
  network for 15 years I'm not lying I can tell to give you
  something I dont know what it is but it is a virus [strong
  virus]that you cant put ignore or cancel the virus will get in
  your computer before you know it so what you think scared?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622674
text:
  <Ohrly> so some idiot crashes into a power pole and I get
  queued because of it
  <Ohrly> where is the justice
  <shane\sleepa> lol...
  <Slapparappa> If he's dead, its there.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622715
text:
  [KillerGeek] Everyone thinks I can pull computer equipment out
  of my ass on demand.
  [KillerGeek] Ah well.
  [KillerGeek] If I could shit new P4 systems, I wouldn't be
  here.
  [KillerGeek] Fucking sell the GoatsePC.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622760
text:
  <Shinitenshi> "No entry found for faces."
  <Shinitenshi> "Did you mean feces?"
  <Shinitenshi> Fucking thesarus.com.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622814
text:
  <Bayls> Kaff - can you stop changing your nick. My notify list
  is about 98MB now, since I simply must know the nanosecond you
  come online.
  <Kaffy> bayls, thats FUNNY considering you never talk to me :(
  <Kaffy> and dammit, i miss you so much when you're not here.
  or soemthing.
  <Bayls> Kaffy - Sadly, that's true. However, I find enough
  solace staring doefully out the window into the night,
  illuminated only by the soft haze of my monitor, thinking of
  you and humming "Soooommeewhere ouuuut theeere..."
  <Bayls> Then I load up the vast gallery of porn, all carefully
  edited to include your head with the tampons stuck up your
  nose on each body, have a brisk pull, then fall into a restful
  sleep, my own manpaste hardening to a flaky crust as I
  slumber.
  <Kaffy> aww how romantic *sniff*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912602
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622868
text:
  <vidividividi> kristen dumped me
  <greggyhot> oh NO!
  <vidividividi> i cant believe it
  <vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!
  <vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support
  *** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the
  fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912602
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622924
text:
  <Valsholk Angelus> There are some things that a woman
  shouldn't say to me.
  <DaRiachu> Like what?
  <Valsholk Angelus> "Hold on, I have to mount my outdoor
  thermometer."
  <DaRiachu> ::snicker::
  <Valsholk Angelus> All I could think to say was, "Mercury
  Rising." (g)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912602
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.622965
text:
  <CapnHardcastle> do the ppl on bash.org randomly move from
  chat server to chat server taking ppl's comments out of
  context or do they sit on just one server?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912603
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623002
text:
  TECC:  |:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|
  TECC:  oops, soz.  wrong window.
  Fuhrur:  why in the fuck would you type that to anyone?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912603
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623045
text:
  <kinkos> can you use a tesla coil as a sexual toy?
  <Aegis`> yah, but only once.
  <kinkos> once is all i need!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912603
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623080
text:
  spaceinvader455: some people smash guitars after rock concerts
  spaceinvader455: I smash keyboards after I type up a school
  project


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912603
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623135
text:
  <smurphant> it's really annoying when the dvd encoding guides
  are like "okay, now use this guide, http://..., to create a
  drv project" and then that guide is like "if the dvd has these
  properties, then use this guide, if it has these properties,
  then use this guide" ...it's a never ending string of guides!
  <gunk> lol
  <gunk> h0h0
  <gunk> all I need to do is mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts
  vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1 -vop scale:640x512:vbitrate=700 -oac copy
  -dvd-device /dev/cdrom;mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts
  vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1:vbitrate=700 -oac copy -dvd-device /dev/
  cdrom -vop scale:640x512
  <gunk> and that's actually all quite basic stuff if you read
  the docs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912604
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623216
text:
  <Kerry> wehw... i really need to learn irc.. can anyone here
  teach me all the 'cool stuff?
  <Kerry> :)
  <Bandit-> Yes
  <Kerry> the codes n stuff
  <Kerry> go on, im listening
  <Bandit-> typing /part makes u cool
  *** Kerry has left #wc3campaigns
  *** Kerry has joined #wc3campaigns
  <Kerry> lol yea that was cool!
  <Bandit-> ok, enough fooling around
  <Kerry> im a noob!
  <Kerry> lol
  <Wizerd> Kerry
  <Bandit-> if you want to directly connect to this server type
  /server dc.this
  <Wizerd> You knwo whats cooler?
  <Kerry> but seriously i cant do irc
  <Bandit-> it will start your connection
  <Bandit-> youre the only one in here not directly connected
  <Kerry> okay....
  <Wizerd> Alt-f4 makes your compouter go duble speed
  <Bandit-> no, that is a lie !
  <Kerry> wizerd ive already tried that :)
  <Bandit-> kerry , u can only remain here about 2 more minutes
  unless u directly conenct
  *** Kerry has quit IRC (Quit: )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912604
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623260
text:
  <MiniMizer> god damn it
  <MiniMizer> my hands are freezing
  <MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now
  <MiniMizer> bbl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912604
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623332
text:
  <addendum> !down KorMc
  <spodbeet> KorMc (X.X.X.X) Dling "TL.iso" 4GB out of 7Gb at 10
  Mbps
  <addendum> DAYNG
  * gnork orgasms
  <gorb> holy shit man, how do you get that?
  <gorb> i thought you live in the countryside
  <KorMc> i do
  <addendum> what the HELL man?
  <KorMc> you know the dude who opened the diner next to me?
  <bangalore> Peter somethingsome?
  <KorMc> yeah him
  <KorMc> he got cable for some god-forsaken reason
  <KorMc> so i's stealin' from him
  <gnork> how the hell did he not catch you yet
  <KorMc> the guy knows nothing about computors
  <KorMc> So he hired me to "calculate the injectors and
  administrate the whatevers"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912605
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623394
text:
  *** tanner has joined #support
  <Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you?
  <tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to
  <@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away
  <Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like
  www.google.com
  <Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like
  that
  <tanner> then what
  <tanner> do i type in dildo shop
  <Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search
  for in the search window
  * @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a
  new word today
  <tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman
  <@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh
  <tanner> i am
  <@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an
  internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions
  in here
  *** tanner has left #support


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912605
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623439
text:
  <mindstorms> haha, i finally conquered my fire wall, i think
  <mindstorms> take that siemens!
  <Darklord-Of-MMF> lol
  <mindstorms> you silly germans whose company sounds like a
  delicious protein drink, atleast in certain "movies"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912606
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623559
text:
  WindMage1: my cat already had kittens a month ago
  WindMage1: we took her in to get fixed, and they're like "We
  can't... she's pregnant"
  WindMage1: and I said "That bitch said she was on the pill!"
  WindMage1: and then there was very awkward silence in the
  vet's office


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912606
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623602
text:
  * OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin
  Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer,
  and exiles them to Siberia.'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912606
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623653
text:
  <Way> its all the same to you tho
  <Way> u just stick it in his ass anyways ..
  <Way> boy or girl
  <Hiro> true
  <Hiro> but with girls you can go front then flip over and
  pretend its a boy
  <Hiro> double the fun
  <Hiro> and boys squirm too much
  <Hiro> Imean I want a bit of a fight but not while IM
  concentrating


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912607
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623704
text:
  <Nobuyuki`> I just asked a chick why she liked tentacle porn
  so much
  <Nobuyuki`> and she said to me "variety is the spice of life"
  <Nobuyuki`> I asked her "could you be... less vague"
  <Nobuyuki`> and then she said "the worms are the source of all
  spice"
  <Nobuyuki`> fucking nerd chicks !!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912607
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623797
text:
  <RedMachineD> whoops
  <RedMachineD> just submitted homework with a bad typo
  <RedMachineD> talking about the way people use words
  <RedMachineD> and hate speech and sluts and shit
  <RedMachineD> and i accidentally typed in
  <RedMachineD> "hateful coonotations"
  <RedMachineD> :|
  <RedMachineD> gonna be hearing from my professor about this
  one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912607
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623860
text:
  <aphr0> bowling is definitely a drunk pasttiem
  <KArmA-> something like that yeah
  <aphr0> some little girl there was like
  <aphr0> good.
  <aphr0> she was beating me
  <aphr0> I felt bad
  <aphr0> I was rolling around 14mph and she was rolling about 3
  <KArmA-> heh
  <KArmA-> those slow balls'll get you sometimes
  <aphr0> yea, but I got the last laugh
  <aphr0> I raped her in the parking lot
  <KArmA-> you can console yourself in the fact that you could
  still go over there and kick her ass
  <KArmA-> or yeah
  <aphr0> ha! cunt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912608
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.623917
text:
  <PLUR4Life> COUCH
  <Evil_Couch> I swear, I'm going to drown you
  <Evil_Couch> err
  <PLUR4Life> Scuse me?
  <Evil_Couch> I mean, hi, how are you doing?
  <Evil_Couch> you want to go swimming?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912608
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624012
text:
  * sunny wanders back in the world of chemistry ... where the
  H+ atoms have lost their protons and don't know where to find
  them ...
  <@guinea-pig> an ion walks into a bar and says "i think i left
  an electron here lastnight"
  <@guinea-pig> and the bartender says "are you positive?"
  <sunny> hahahahaha
  <mikegrb> that is awesome
  <@guinea-pig> yes, we are geeks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912608
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624061
text:
  <Splunge> ye gods, I must be bored
  <Splunge> I almost visited goatse because I hadn't been in a
  while and couldn't really remember how gross it was
  <Splunge> thankfully, my fingers wouldn't type it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912609
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624109
text:
  <JDigital> Final Fantasy VI. Any of you folks played it?
  <JDigital> (Quite a few, I'd imagine...)
  <Nimduin> There's a VI?
  <Nimduin> Is there a Final Fantasy Emacs then?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912609
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624202
text:
  <Paul_> i was rubbing one out to this vid, girl stradling a
  bloke, bouncing away back to the camera happily taking the
  full length up her zx spectrum. all of a sudden she lifts off,
  he pulls out and fires off a few rounds right up her back,
  inpressive clustering. I finish up - managing to timne it to
  within 1/2 seconds of the money shot, Ron Jeremy style - a
  true professional. Then, at the very end, completely
  unexpected.. 'she stands up'
  <Paul_> and it is quite clearly a fella :|
  <Paul_> i was horrified.
  <Paul_> the pyschological implications....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912611
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624253
text:
  <Amish> why do women care if you have an ass anyways
  <Amish> it's not like they're going to do anything with it,
  but squeeze it
  <cardcheat> subconsciously, ass muscles are used in thrusting
  movements of sex
  <cardcheat> so it symbolizes good prowess
  <Amish> I will date blind women only. If they start to feel my
  ass, I will wear two cantaloupe halves


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912611
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624332
text:
  <Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend
  <Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all
  round my forehead, and wear gloves
  <Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some
  rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912612
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624424
text:
  <%PeteriD> Ladies and gentlemen
  <%PeteriD> Michael Bolton Has threatened to kill me
  <xnoblefoxfirex> ohhh micheal bolton
  <xnoblefoxfirex> I know Id be scared
  <@bunnzy> whats he gonna do?
  <@bunnzy> love you to death?
  <@_pali> release another album! >_<
  <@bunnzy> maybe he'll hold you down, and get his mate kenny G
  to molest you with his saxaphone!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912612
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624464
text:
  <Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com  the site that continues to
  single handedly destroy my faith in humanity


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912612
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624502
text:
  strangeanya: yah he's a prick...
  porter is a dick: men are such pigs
  porter is a dick: show me your tits


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912613
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624551
text:
  <Nick> man dod is the fucking shit
  <sporkchop> i wonder if you could fuck shit....
  <sporkchop> it would be all soft and warm and squishy
  <Nick> lol
  <sporkchop>hmmm
  <sporkchop> brb
  * sporkchop is away - bathroom
  <Nick> oh jesus no


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912613
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624632
text:
  <Da5id> bwahahahahahaha!
  <Da5id> k
  <Da5id> check this stuff out
  <Da5id> the sign at the student eating facility that i work at
  says "babcock frozen yogurt"
  <Da5id> but 'babcock' is on one line, and 'frozen yogurt' is
  on the other
  <Da5id> and there's two switches for the sign
  <Da5id> now, one would THINK that one switch would be for
  "babcock" and the other for "frozen yogurt"
  <Da5id> but no
  <Da5id> one switch is for "bab/frozen"
  <Da5id> and the other is for "cock/yogurt"
  <%Freakazoid> lol
  <Da5id> we just closed, like, an hour ago
  <Da5id> guess what the sign was left saying?
  <Da5id> O:)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912614
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624736
text:
  kooooorlin: dude I fucking backed up into this car today!
  lhendz: what the hell. how'd you do that?
  kooooorlin: There was this fucking seagull in the parking lot
  at best buy like eating someones tire and I was watching it
  while backing up.
  lhendz:.....
  lhendz: what'd you do?
  kooooorlin: waited for the person to come back, and when they
  did, they looked at their car, then at mine, and said "SOMEONE
  HIT OUR CARS!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912614
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624848
text:
  <Carlos2> anyone know any good-tasting food with no sugar,
  fat, carbs, calories, cholesterol, or other junk?
  <Wizmo> error
  <Wizmo> error
  <Wizmo> carlos you broke my logic engine
  <Anti_Hero> uhh
  <Coreyback> Sounds like water is your best bet.
  <Anti_Hero> carrots?
  <Carlos2> what? im hungry and slightly overweight.
  <Wizmo> so you swallow your saliva
  <Carlos2> i was thinking of air, but thats not filling enough.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912614
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624891
text:
  <Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my
  shades while I wasn't home.  I told her "I don't allow
  sunlight to enter my room."  She looked at me funny and then
  walked away.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912615
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624936
text:
  <TheRedBaron> 8.5 million... from what hat did they pull that
  number out of?
  <spldart> sniff sniff
  <spldart> I don't think that's a hat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912615
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.624981
text:
  <[VU]JackFrost> ok, explain this...  i make 10000 on
  3dmark2001
  <[VU]JackFrost> but i can't run half of my winamp visual
  thingys at full screen without jerking
  <Modman> lol
  <[VU]JackFrost> without the screen jerking, that is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912615
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625019
text:
  <fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking
  officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625110
text:
  <[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum
  <[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole
  <[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that
  <[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ??
  <pain> no. I would be dead.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625169
text:
  <Moose> Is a girl I've been shagging for a few months but not
  really 'going out with', as my heart lies elsewhere.
  <Moose> Anyway, cut a long story short, she's moving up to
  Glasgow in 2 weeks, and as a going away gift for her, my mates
  between them have offered me £90 if I can film myself
  performing a 'Spiderman' on her.
  <Moose> FYI A 'Spiderman' is the art of pulling out just
  before the vinegar strokes, chucking your fat into your hand,
  then flinging it in the girls face whilst triumphantly
  shouting "Go web go!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625218
text:
  <afropik> hmm
  <afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the
  fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you"
  <afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image
  search


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625267
text:
  <Ck3> im still laughing:>> i mean its like you ate someth bad
  and im trying to tell you but im laughing so hard i cant tell
  you, and i look at you eat it and think that it rolled in the
  bong water and im dying of laughter and you're like enjoying
  the chocolate so much:>>
  <antishok> HOLY FUCKGIN SHIT
  <antishok> U MOTHER FUCKER
  <antishok> U DIDNT TELL ME IT ROLLED IN BONG WATER YESTERDAY


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625315
text:
  <com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo
  <PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know!
  <PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com
  <com4> i didn't say that
  <com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and
  stupid .. and humper of legs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625358
text:
  <toddzilla> wtf, why does paypal take so goddamn long to clear
  things now
  <toddzilla> paid for on the 2nd, expected clear date on the
  6th.. bullshit
  <#1 Webbie> Because EBay bought them out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625403
text:
  |bardamu| y'know, sometimes i'm tempted to start a site at
  www.christianitykills.org detailing stories of christians who
  went on murderous rampages or killed themselves after praying
  and stuff
  |bardamu| i'd get real controversial and get hundreds of
  thousands of hits
  |bardamu| and then one day i'd pull the plug and replace it
  with an homage site to myself
  |bardamu| surely that would be a good way to get lots of
  attention


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625457
text:
  <shadowrye> okay
  <shadowrye> who wants a box
  <|Raven|> i do
  <shadowrye> good
  <shadowrye> now
  <shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo
  <|Raven|> i don't


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912618
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625501
text:
  <Sam> But why is it 69 and not 96?
  <Sam> Oh wait...
  <Tim> :/ Thats a weird fetish and I don't want to know what it
  is :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912618
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625540
text:
  <Czarina> I've always had a hard time picturing hamsters in
  the wild. I get this mental image of a horde of them devouring
  a cow or something.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912619
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625628
text:
  <My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem
  next to me with lights"
  <Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912619
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625712
text:
  H2SO4Baddie:  it's a good thing easter isn't on groundhog day,
  cuz then jesus'd come out of his tomb, see his shadow, go back
  in and we'd have 6 more weeks of winter
  axoren123: xD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912619
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625755
text:
  Stinkysteven67: I love married with children. Its a great
  show.
  Lucy17: It's ok, One thing that bugs me about that show,
  In the pilot series they had Al bundy sounding like he was
  from Brooklyn
  or something when they are supposed to be from Chicago.
  Stinkysteven67: Where do you think brooklyn is dork?
  Lucky17: Its in new york goofball, chicago is in illinios.
  Stinkysteven67: Oh sorry, I've never been good at geometry.
  Lucy17: Umm yea..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625797
text:
  (matthardy) mxlbody: i have been in trouble for irc'ing @ work
  (matthardy) mxlbody: like my fat boss came in and there was
  someone on IRC
  (matthardy) going "YOUR FAT BOSS"
  (matthardy) and she saw it
  (matthardy) she didn't let on , but i saw she was hurt
  (matthardy) and i was laughing inside but scared


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625837
text:
  <shiwan> Geez, can't a guy mention Janet Reno on Margaret
  Thatcher strap-on porn and not empty a channel?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625876
text:
  *** [SNiPeR] (invisible@pD951E3E2.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined
  #efnet
  <[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but
  chanserv doesn´t work


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.625922
text:
  <phubuh> WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS
  <phubuh> I JUST DOWNLOADED SoF2 AND IT WAS BLACK&WHITE
  <phubuh> OH I KNOW I'LL NAME IS SOF2 SO MORE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD
  FROM ME AND USE MY BANDWITH OR HEY WAIT A MINUTE
  <Katana> I tried downloading Harry Potter and got Ancient
  Secrets of Asian Sex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912621
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626037
text:
  <DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to
  have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of
  nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate
  about black men having sex with me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626104
text:
  <Rjx> hmm.....goatse.cx is a better link
  <ganonboy> what section of the site are the ROMS in?
  <ganonboy> ? is it http://www.goatse.cx
  <ganonboy> ??
  <Rjx> yup
  <ganonboy> I dont see any N64 roms?
  <Rjx> what do you see?
  <ganonboy> A sick picture...
  <Rjx> click on it
  <Rjx> it's an imagemap
  <Rjx> click on his ass
  <ganonboy> you are lying
  <Rjx> did you try it?
  <ganonboy> yes
  <ganonboy> and nothing happens


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626148
text:
  <IceToad> anyone listen to the state of the union?
  <IceToad> some of his statements confused me
  <Syntacs> IceToad: Don't worry, he felt the same way.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626193
text:
  <Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know.
  <Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all
  others are compared
  <Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is
  this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626249
text:
  <Javin> God I hate people.
  <Javin> I'm trying to program here, and some chick walks in
  and starts gabbing over my shoulder about nonsense.
  <Javin> So I continue to work, and just ignore her.
  Apparently, she took this to mean I was "frowning."
  <Javin> Her: "You know, it takes 36 muscles to frown, and only
  12 to smile."
  <Javin> Me: "And none at all to ignore you with utter
  indifference."
  <Javin> Apparently that wasn't as subtle as I thought it was.
  She took the hint.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912623
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626295
text:
  <b0at> <------------ FireHeart
  <SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care
  <pr0t0> <-- bonehead
  <SeXaH> indeed ---^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912623
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626381
text:
  <puppydo> what speed do you burn svcd at?...is 48X ok?
  <_super_> 12
  <_super_> never 48
  <_super_> no
  <_super_> never go that fast fools
  <_super_> think of the reader
  <_super_> give it a break
  <_super_> why stress the dvd player
  <_super_> trying to read at 48x
  <_super_> stupid
  <_super_> just slow that shit down
  <_super_> just because a burner is fast is no reason to go
  that fast
  <_super_> it isnt that fast anyway only on the edges
  <_super_> so cd has all kinds of speed on it
  <_super_> fluctuates
  <_super_> too mnuch
  <ciscosyko> wait a minute..are u telling them if they write
  the cd fast the dvd has to read it at that speed?
  <_super_> yes
  * ciscosyko stares at super for a minute and wanders off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912623
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626425
text:
  <C3rBeRuS> i hate my dad
  <C3rBeRuS> i hope he dies tomorrow
  <C3rBeRuS> not today
  <C3rBeRuS> becoz he is goin to get pizza


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912624
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626488
text:
  <The_Sicness> Sex is like a card game, if you don't have a
  good partner, then you better have a good hand.
  <MrPanda> O_o
  <MrPanda> and it's better to play with a group
  <MrPanda> than to play by yourself :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912624
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626604
text:
  (markut) that this was a bicycly accident
  (@El-Ztevo) bicycly? does that mean it kinda involved
  bicycles?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912625
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626647
text:
  <leo60228> vim is even better
  <leo60228> but i honestly don't know how to open a new tab in
  it
  <Pixl> we have reached peak hipster


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912625
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626687
text:
  <Logix> You know you watch too much porn, when you see a pussy
  and instantly know it's an asian pussy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912625
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626724
text:
  <Mr_X> THE US GOVERNMENT WILL PROVIDE YOU A NEW SPACEBAR, SO
  YOU CAN WRITE PATRIOTIC EMAILS TO YOUR FRIENDS IN EUROPE.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912626
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626801
text:
  <MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say
  ommitting: mIRC
  <Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912626
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626885
text:
  <nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten.
  :|
  <mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress
  <nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses.
  <mightyflo> you get what you pay for


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912627
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.626971
text:
  <kfc-ginzberg> dude
  <kfc-ginzberg> "12 inches" was just an answer on jeopardy
  <kfc-ginzberg> someone really shoulda buzzed in, "What is my
  cock? Alex"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627091
text:
  <chronic1> damn, that chatroom is about as active as my
  grandma
  <Teakk> chronic1: must be pretty active then
  <Teakk> cause i KNOW your grandma...and DAMN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627129
text:
  <seg> I just spent 10 minutes checking my keyboard connections
  only to find that i had been typing my root password in an irc
  channel instead of the ssh window.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627172
text:
  Soren: man, the woman next door should put a muffler on her
  vibrator
  Svetlana3k: wow
  Soren: it sounds like a lawnmower engine
  Soren: and I dearly hope it is not


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912629
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627217
text:
  <Squiggle> Also:the bottom ones [on bash.org] are some of the
  best
  <Squiggle> They're all about niggers
  <Squiggle> Niggers  =  funny
  <Sulzanti> Not if you have to be in smelling distance


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912629
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627257
text:
  <AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and
  pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I
  threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and
  deleted it. True.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912629
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627302
text:
  <NrgSpoon> what's the difference between an orange?
  <Doragon> one of them doesn't
  <smh> best joke evr


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912630
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627345
text:
  <jayscrib> I'm hosting a few websites, how can I enable people
  to connect and edit their sites? FTP is a no-go, and telnet
  wont work will it? The server is a win98 box (and a lil note:
  I have a router to go through)
  <LilWashu> youre hosting websites for people on a win98
  machine?
  <LilWashu> good luck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912630
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627390
text:
  <DM|Rigs> heh no body loves me
  <DM|Rigs> :(
  <Munter> Jesus loves you!
  <Sirak> Everybody else thinks you're a cunt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912630
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627430
text:
  <@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was
  arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler,
  protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra
  network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!
  <@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA.
  * Exor[B-AFK] shoots self


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912630
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627472
text:
  <MoShun  i thought i dropped a piece of chocolate on my chair
  <MoShun  n as i pick it up n put it in my mouth
  <Janemba  omg
  <MoShun  im starting to believe it wasnt chocolate
  <Janemba  dont go there
  <Janemba  ...
  <Janemba  nasty....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627523
text:
  <CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes
  says to me
  <CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd
  ebay"
  <CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution
  rings
  <pagan> LOL
  <CellY> he just siad have a nice day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627568
text:
  <jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it
  on my keyboard
  <jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my
  cruel master and free me from this prison
  <jackal-> omg
  <jackal-> bad cat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627618
text:
  <|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with
  banner ads
  <Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting
  <|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather
  reporting
  <|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking
  weather
  <|Chris> bastards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627660
text:
  <Curt^> and mexicans try so hard to goto my land
  <Filefragg> electric fences would help
  <Curt^> Mexicans would just use them as a power source


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912632
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627706
text:
  <[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES
  <[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry
  <Kwyjimbo> i understand
  <Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class...
  <Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912632
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627750
text:
  <Chrisodeo> In Soviet Russia... the jokes tell you!
  <CrazySteve> Am I the only one bothered by the fact that there
  is now no longer a Soviet Russia?
  --- ChanServ sets ban on *!
  *paradym14@pcp02481451pcs.spedwy01.in.comcast.net
  <-- ChanServ has kicked Chrisodeo from #jack (Gunned down by
  the russian mafia.)
  <CrazySteve> I guess not.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912632
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627797
text:
  <CrypticB> I heard the funniest quote on the radio on the way
  home
  <CrypticB> that they are using surgical strikes on military
  targets only, and only those military targets that wish to
  fight, and not the soldiers who don't want to fight....
  <CrypticB> how do you determine that?
  <wo1f> they spin crucifixes and bomb in whichever direction
  jesus' feet point


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627878
text:
  <Quadlex> sparc: One of my mates works for a porn company and
  is keeping an ear open for vacancies
  <moreon> Quadlex: I wouldn't hold my breath on that. I bet
  they plug every hole they find pretty quickly.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627921
text:
  <@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd
  sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds
  in encyclopedias
  <@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.627964
text:
  <AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for
  entertainment???
  <shagman> fart jokes rock
  <shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
  * shagman farts on IEatChildren


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912634
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628046
text:
  <aBoijj> just realised I'd set the web cache on my proxy to
  1TB instead of the 1GB I thought I'd set it to
  <aBoijj> the machine only has a 4.3GB drive


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912634
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628087
text:
  Roi: That's all you have to say? Some Dutch minor is hitting
  on me and you say "see you tomorrow"? Man, don't ever work for
  the suicide prevention hotline.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912636
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628169
text:
  Sholiz: i'm lucky to get laid once a quarter
  Sholiz: it's like big corporations profit reports
  Sholiz: comes 4 times a year and usually it's a let-down


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912636
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628242
text:
  <G[a]lly> i'd like to download virtual valerie
  <decryption> lol
  <decryption> ive downloaded that
  <decryption> hahah
  <decryption> its crazy
  <decryption> does a strip to the mp3 your listening to
  <pancakes> what is it?
  <G[a]lly> really?
  <G[a]lly> i thought you had to try and get her off with a
  virtual dildo..
  <decryption> ohhh..
  <decryption> well this one aint
  <G[a]lly> I'll give it a go anyway
  <decryption> but that one sounds much more interesting
  <G[a]lly> and how!
  <decryption> virtual dildo.. need i say more?
  <G[a]lly> mate's dad has it on his computer, i was kinda
  freaked out, but didn't play it in case he has a high score
  and i accidentally break it and he finds out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912637
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628284
text:
  * ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as
  me it's bm
  being an asshole -
  <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912637
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628367
text:
  <Shea-> it makes me giggle like a giddy asian schoolgirl on a
  rainbow brite pony
  <Shea-> mmmm pony.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912637
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628407
text:
  <Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows
  <A|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912638
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628452
text:
  <TKD-Azmodeux> I'm embezzling all the clan funds into jerkin's
  hand lotion.
  <TKD-Strider> Why do you need that?
  <TKD-Azmodeux> ...Yes...why indeed...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912638
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628530
text:
  <nexxai> man, I love having hookups
  <MTrez> found someone who works in an abnormally large dildo
  factory?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628570
text:
  Slimtoad20: US Airways flight 404 is flying through the
  Bermuda Triangle today.
  Slimtoad20: Yeah, that one doesn't stand a chance.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628616
text:
  <brown> tx is in the right place to be the asshole
  <brown> if florida's the dick
  <brown> cuba's the cum
  <brown> mexico is the shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628661
text:
  (jo2): Do you know any help files for vb which are legal to
  download ?
  (@IRBMe): MSDN?
  (@IRBMe): or you could look on the CD's or something
  (jo2): i have no cds
  (@IRBMe): where did they go?
  (jo2): don't know
  (jo2): i never had them
  (jo2): i have downloaded a trial ver
  (@AndyDev): where did u d/l it from?
  (jo2): no warez
  (@AndyDev): where did u find the trial version?
  (jo2): don't know
  (jo2): it was 3 month ago
  (@AndyDev): then buy the cds
  (jo2): ok give me the money
  (@AndyDev): OK, download them from here ftp://
  warez:download@127.0.0.1
  (jo2): it doesn't work


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628696
text:
  cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today
  cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I
  found was a bunch of queers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912640
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628756
text:
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> DRUGS ARE BAD
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> unless you are sick
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or depressed
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or having trouble sleeping
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need to stay awake
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need a little inspiration
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to win a sporting event
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to look cool
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you're just not feeling 100%
  <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> but other than that they are BAD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912640
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628785
text:
  <Rhombus> US investigators say they have seen neither bodies
  nor graves while examining a civilian site in central
  Afghanistan, allegedly targeted by US warplanes earlier this
  week.
  <Rhombus> That sounds like:
  <Rhombus> Fox investigators say there is no proof that any
  henhouses have been raided by foxes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912640
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628810
text:
  <shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh
  wound
  <shadok> the quality of american fascism has declined notably
  in recent times
  <shadok> i blame flouride


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912641
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.628842
text:
  <Sumez> I must admit having two functional penises must have
  it advantages
  <Darth-Phenom> You could fuck a woman and piss at the same
  time?
  <Yolkhead> Would you really want to pee while having sex?
  <Sumez> You miss to see the opportunities


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912641
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629038
text:
  *** CHAOS_IS_BLISS
  (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit
  (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net)
  <nomis_nehc> whoa
  <nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or
  what's up?
  <nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912642
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629088
text:
  <bri> when you're stoned at night the golf course looks like
  marioland
  <bri> :
  <kitten> heh
  <bri> i hum the theme music
  <bri> and jump on bushes
  <bri> but then i get all cut up
  <bri> :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912642
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629140
text:
  <crisp> http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/category.cfm?
  Category=7&aff=12691
  <bongy> frankly, i'm getting myself one of those!
  <bongy> "Glow In The Dark Vagina Orifice. It looks so real,
  especially during use. Mild lime scent."
  <bongy> tara, does your orifice glow in the dark?
  <Teargarden> only if I have a flashlight up my ass
  <Teargarden> er...um...nevermind


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912642
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629182
text:
  <dsherret> :(
  <dsherret> hey i never noticed this till now if u look at :)
  on its side u can see a face
  <dsherret> tilt ur head to the left and see a happy face :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912642
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629222
text:
  <lagrange> I had a doctor's appointment today about the way I
  keep oversleeping. I overslept and missed it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912643
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629266
text:
  <orion> having eggo "pissed" at me was like having a rabid
  chihuahua yiping at you becuase you stepped on its oversized
  genitals
  <Guilty> See you just complemented eggo again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912643
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629320
text:
  <Astrum> bash.org script:
  <Astrum> if( quote == funny )
  <Astrum> reject();
  <Astrum> else
  <Astrum> reject();
  <Astrum> I hear they're comming out with the bash.org script
  version 2
  <Astrum> it's optimized:
  <Astrum> reject();


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912643
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629361
text:
  <Zombait> By the way, why the hell does windows tell you to
  say "okay" to everything?
  <Zombait> Clearly the responses used there were created by
  married men


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912644
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629408
text:
  * Lieutenant_Dan thinks that it strangely tastes like poo
  <Lieutenant_Dan> my mum made heaps of this cream caramel stuff
  <Lieutenant_Dan> it's awesome!
  <Jed_D`Lagged> Ew.
  <Ragnarok`> did ur mum have a shit or something?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912644
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629451
text:
  <Calvinosaur> Water parks should make their entrances narrow,
  say 24 inches. If you can't fit through sideways, then you're
  too fat to be wearing a swimsuit in public.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912644
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629497
text:
  <indefactorX> WHY AM I BANNED ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!\
  <LoneJackal> dunno
  <LoneJackal> maybe because you used caps like you just did
  here, in a repetitive manner?
  <indefactorX> shut up
  <LoneJackal> or aggressive language


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912645
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629594
text:
  <Jens> JESUS WHAT THE FUCK
  <Jens> Spam mail from goatporn.com >_<
  <Liam> Jens
  <Liam> There are only lesbians making out
  <Liam> On Goatporn.com
  <Jens> Oh.
  <Jens> Whew.
  <Jens> ...
  <D> Leave it to Liam to go there and actually come back
  disappointed.
  <Jens> Why the fuck did you check that?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912645
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629637
text:
  <&Moltare> I tried teaching the twins about octothorpes
  <&Moltare> I made a hash of it
  <Stardrake> Keep trying. In for a penny, in for a pound, after
  all.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912646
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629783
text:
  <durn> are u _the_ r0b0c0d?
  <r0b0c0d> yes bish
  <durn> omfg everyone is talking about u, u ddos attacking
  dalnet??
  <r0b0c0d> is the pope fuckin old?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912646
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629827
text:
  <cravecave> I used to have a gig of ram
  <cravecave> then one stick went limp and even viagra couldnt
  help it, now it just prematurely ejaculates and XP, being the
  slut she is, doesnt like when that happens and has a fit
  * harrellj looks at cravecave
  * Astral does too
  * harrellj puts that in her quit messages
  <cravecave> All I was trying to say was I'm only half the
  system I used to be


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912646
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629869
text:
  <jaffa> think of the children!
  <bobf> oh gimme a break, I've spent *hours* today thinking of
  the children, my wrist is too sore to do it any longer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912647
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629909
text:
  The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to
  a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's
  political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt
  production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and
  give a sense of security while actually screwing you!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912647
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629949
text:
  <AsPHy> if you could torrent hardware it would be awesome
  <Doitle> If we disregard logic, we can do all kinds of fun
  things!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912647
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.629988
text:
  * time stamps have been retained to aid in the understanding
  and comedy of the quote...

  [18:23:03] *** NoneX (Harry@64.229.188.165) has joined channel
  #php
  [18:23:05] <greg_oc> Channel Warning: NoneX detected in #
  kiddiesex
  [18:23:10] *** NoneX has left #php


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912648
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630034
text:
  <_mrT> hahah mate said baout the quote:
  <_mrT> "how can it go -5? there arent any niggers mentioned.."
  <doggie^> hah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912648
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630080
text:
  <kng^hem> jävla kattkräken satt å käka på min inplastade
  baguette ja just köpt..
  <kng^hem> dom fick straffsitta på kökslampan ett tag :P
  <Robbat> hahah
  <kng^hem> faans jävla okynnes feta små as ibland
  <orion> ï dønt kñõw  wëèdï h


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912648
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630175
text:
  <Foxxz> my dixie wrecked
  <DrYcElL> ???
  <Foxxz> say it out loud
  <DrYcElL> ????????????????????????????????/
  <Foxxz> MY DIXIE WRECKED
  <Foxxz> yell it
  <DrYcElL> MY DIXIE WRECKED!!!!!!!!!
  <Foxxz> nah dude, u gotta yell it rl
  <DrYcElL> I did
  <DrYcElL> my cuz looked at me funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912649
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630264
text:
  <Courtland> im the only one with a hot sister
  <Rav> to bad u cant do anything about it
  <Rav> or can you?  0_o
  <Courtland> I wouldnt do that
  <novasatori> you know you'd let her give you a bj or whack off
  to her stripping for you if she let you
  <Courtland> its not that I think the actual doing of it is
  wrong
  <Courtland> its just having to think about it afterwards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912650
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630306
text:
  <@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower
  <@MCJ> about the size of a credit card
  <@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep
  noises


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912650
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630350
text:
  <Virgin_girl> there is a new killer virus.... i can feel
  it.... scan ur discs people!
  <Virgin_girl> i think im infected... im feeling like that
  <Virgin_girl> norton knows it is inefcted
  <Virgin_girl> it does not tell the truth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912650
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630390
text:
  <J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers.
  <Zulu> possibilities.
  <rob`> bitchslap-over-IP.  Yes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912650
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630429
text:
  <total_meltdown> Writing to an NTFS filesystem in Linux is
  like using Windows ME - you /can/ but when it bombs and you
  lose everything, nobody will feel sorry for you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630475
text:
  <ph0rce> this is like turning into a war
  <ph0rce> back like vietnam
  <ph0rce> INCOMING NETSPLIT! GET THE FUCK DOWN
  <ph0rce> INCOMING BOGIES INCOMING BOGIES
  <ph0rce> RETURN FIRE
  <ph0rce> *dos attack*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630520
text:
  <[M]Kimahri[DotB]> can someone tell me a good program to burn
  a dvd? my wmp won't find my burner, realplayer won't open the
  file, my dvdburning program can't do it either
  <samcobra> try a lighter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630563
text:
  <MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
  <Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630631
text:
  <Nash> YES&#8230;they caught the bastard who made the blaster
  virus
  <Nash> looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison
  <DDR4life> serves him right
  <DROSS> Someone is soon going to discover how strangely
  painful the shower hour in prison is
  <FiringSquad> He&#8217;ll probably catch a different type of
  virus in prison
  <LexiusTheGenuis> poor kids virginity is going to the recycle
  bin
  <Sczoyd> cellmates will probably be giving him some rather
  large uploads
  <Antibig> theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum
  <FiringSquad> looks like his unprotected port is going to be
  probed
  <Sczoyd> I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive
  <JSP> a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot
  <Sczoyd> his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with
  their new laptop
  <ShinKurro> someone will find out a new way to spread viruses
  <Nash> okay, that wasn&#8217;t really called for.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912652
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630767
text:
  <Storm> ok, when my mom's friend was like 6, she was out
  waiting for the bus, also happened to be garbage pick-up day
  <Storm> so anyways little kid is waiting for the bus, and her
  dog comes running out her house to see her, well...unfortunate
  timing placed the dog right in the street as the garbage truck
  was arriving
  <Storm> so *BAM!* street pizza
  <Storm> but then...the garbage man gets outta the
  truck....sees the dead dog...and just tosses it in the back of
  the truck, right infront of all the kids at the bus stop


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912653
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630833
text:
  <Tscully> Gimme a C!
  <Lich> C!
  <MikeB> C
  <A_Flayer> C!!
  <Tscully> Gimme a H!
  <Lich> H!
  <MikeB> H
  <A_Flayer> H!
  <Tscully> Gimme a EESE!
  <Lich> EESE...
  <MikeB> EESE!
  <A_Flayer> EESE
  <Tscully> Gimme a CAKE!
  <Lich> CAKE!
  <MikeB> CAKE
  <A_Flayer> CAKE!!
  *Tscully runs off with the three cakes
  <Tscully> Suckers.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912653
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630916
text:
  <Quag7> Is there a way of enforcing a specific permissions
  octal on any new files created in a directory, irrespective of
  a user's umask?
  <raf> I don't discuss philosophy on IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912653
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.630956
text:
  SilverD: hmm, how can you tell if you're running a 32 bit or a
  64 bit OS?
  Reilithion: Is your computer all new, fancy, and shiny?
  SilverD: no
  Reilithion: You're running 32 bit.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912654
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631057
text:
  Draketh: I got a piercing last night
  Draketh: and I don't really regret it even though it was a
  decision made totally under the influence
  Finn: ...
  Draketh: so we're sitting around another fire blowing things
  up since it's the 4th and drinking, I walk over and sit down
  and the topic is piercings so we start talking, eventually it
  shifts to genital piercings
  Finn: ...
  Draketh: I mentioned always being interested in a prince
  albert, and this girl that was there that was like a friend of
  one of my cousins friends or some shit
  shes like "I work at a piercing parlor, I have all my shit in
  the car I can totally do that right now"
  Draketh: It was legit, like steralized tools in sealed
  packages and everything, bowl of alcohol to soak the tools in,
  she wore gloves.
  Draketh: It was like being at a piercing parlor
  Draketh: Except I was in a big ass comfy patio chair with a
  bottle of Makers
  Finn: I just.... I don't think I could ever let someone shove
  anything through my penis
  Draketh: actually I think it's gonna be hilarious
  Draketh: like I have no tattoo's, no other piercings and then
  like BAM "Suprise!"
  Draketh: it's like opening the plain brown wrapped gift on
  Christmas, and instead of a sweater it's a new laptop
  Draketh: see, the laptop is my dick
  Finn: .... just.... wow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912654
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631119
text:
  <CloneGamer> dude
  <CloneGamer> i just went to put this tape on and its at the
  bottom of the pile right..
  <CloneGamer> so in true table cloth style i yanked it out
  swiftly
  <CloneGamer> also in true table cloth style, it went miserably
  wrong and like 15 tapes landed on my head
  <CloneGamer> and like then my mum come in, wondering wtf the
  commotion was
  <CloneGamer> and like, i was also like a little 'uncovered'
  cus i was 'polishing'
  <CloneGamer> and i see the door move and see her face and
  covered myself up but my balls were still showing
  <CloneGamer> she just looks at me, looks down, looks at the
  tape, rolls her eyes and walks off
  <CloneGamer> i tell you, i aint leaving my room for days :'(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912655
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631254
text:
  <+Ne0v001> I was playing Halo 2 yesterday
  <+Ne0v001> my friend was over
  <+Ne0v001> and I perfectly jumped 3 obstacles
  <+Ne0v001> clicked on my invisibility
  <+Ne0v001> and slipped by all the guards
  <+Ne0v001> and mumbled
  <+Ne0v001> "I don't play this game too much"
  <+Ne0v001> and he was like
  <+Ne0v001> "Who are you trying to convince? Me or you?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912656
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631335
text:
  <Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this
  bustling suburb of Gay City!
  <Yogurt> hehe
  <Yogurt> hehehe
  * Yogurt writes that down


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912656
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631380
text:
  <@DarkHoly> you live in canadian future, that's like, wright
  brothers just invented airplane
  <Tdot> airplane?
  <Tdot> O_o
  <@DarkHoly> see?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912656
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631423
text:
  <Sil> WHY CAN'T I BE DEPRESSED ON MY OWN?! Everyone else gets
  depressed and pissy when i'm down......grrr......
  <Elfasi> The key to being depressed on your own, is to go away
  and be alone and not tell anyone about it :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912657
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631516
text:
  <Wonderboy> so what you're hacking?
  <MastaB> im not a hacker, im coder
  <Wonderboy> what you're coding?
  <MastaB> Hack tools.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912657
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631576
text:
  <kpearsall> AOL_MAN IN FULL EFFEKT BOYEEEZ
  <kpearsall> DIE J00 ST00PID ASSFUX PONY NUGGET AUTOGREETS
  CLITJUICE ASS DOG LICKER
  <austin> RAINBOW LAZER BEAMZ FR0M DE EYEZ
  <cj_> je  5uS <hr|  5  7
  <cj_> | a|\/| TE|-| <o[]l /\  0L Du|)E I c@n leEtifY e\/  3RY
  7HINg
  <pexor> |-|0|`/ 5|-|17 1 r|_||3
  <pexor> 819 ¢0>< p|z
  <toast> cj_: burritos today?
  <pexor> |)4|\|¢1|\|9 ¢0¢|<5 p|z
  * Added *!*@* to ignore list
  <kinzillah`> sweet, sweet, silence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912658
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631632
text:
  <+Spoofthemonkey> hello?
  <@[TSE]yanki> hi
  <@[TSE]yanki> hi
  <+Spoofthemonkey> can you guys see what i am typing?
  <@[TSE]yanki> no
  <@[SHQ]AgentAndy_eating> nope
  <+Spoofthemonkey> ? seriously?
  <@[TSE]yanki> nope
  <+Spoofthemonkey> what can i do to change it so you can see
  what i type?
  <@[TSE]yanki> i dunno, maybe if you leave it will get fixed
  Spoofthemonkey «jirc@cs24174148-203.satx.rr.com» has Quit iRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912658
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631676
text:
  * Now talking in #iraq
  * Topic is 'ÇáãíÊ ÔãÏÑíå Èáí íãÔí ÌäÇÒ ãä åÒÊ ÇáÊÇÈæÊ íÚÑÝåã
  ÇÚÒÇÒ'
  <Ivca> Hello Gentlemen
  <Ivca> All your base are belong to US


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912658
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631756
text:
  < BigBadGangsta> I swear, I need to write a book called
  "Stupid shit for stupid fucks"
  <@mewse> by a retard, for retards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912659
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631809
text:
  <EM[mMF]> man
  <EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
  <EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
  <EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
  <EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
  <EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912659
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631897
text:
  <bob> someone just asked me what tubgirl was
  <bob> :D
  <Gargoyle> Its like the matrix.
  <Gargoyle> You can't be told what it is.
  <Gargoyle> You have to take the blue pill and experience it
  for yourself.
  <Gargoyle> preferably take 2 or 3 blue pills actually


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912660
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.631982
text:
  <HistoryHm> well, i could never date her
  <HistoryHm> three strikes rule
  <HistoryHm> republican
  <HistoryHm> christian
  <unga-work> conscious


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912661
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632020
text:
  (Antti): [Receiving] Colorful_-_08.avi (67.3MB) from
  Uraschlafen at 1B/s, 22% (15.4MB) done, 89wks 6days 7hrs
  45mins 28secs remaining


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912662
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632096
text:
  (Lesley): yea I like the night because fewer people are out in
  it
  (Lesley): then again
  (Lesley): everything is closed
  (Lesley): except the 24 hours wal mart
  (Supachikn): what is a wal mart?
  (Supachikn): what do they sell?
  (destiney): hehe
  (Lesley): haha
  (CoRPSe): it's like kmart
  (Supachikn): ok
  (destiney): they sell *
  (Supachikn): i wouldnt mind getting me some asterisks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912662
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632139
text:
  (@Vinpire) ahh but 25 days until some lovely new stuff. and
  only a month till i get some money and buy and xbox
  (+[KdAwG]) ....
  (+[KdAwG]) Vinpire; i never want to speak to you again
  (@Vinpire) oh it's like that, even after i sent you that star
  wars rom
  (@Vinpire) pah
  (+[KdAwG]) ...you sent me star wars? :x
  (@Vinpire) jeez, i uploaded it to your ftp so other people
  could rape you for it yesterday
  (+[KdAwG]) ...you did? :D
  (@Vinpire) it's in uploads. lol
  (+[KdAwG]) wow
  (+[KdAwG]) it is
  (+[KdAwG]) <3


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912663
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632260
text:
  TheSlapOfGod: People are horrible
  TheSlapOfGod: You know the Oslo shooter guy?
  TheSlapOfGod: Someone was asking what song he was playing on
  his ipod when he was at the camp shooting people
  TheSlapOfGod: And the FIRST GOD DAMN RESPONSE was "Let the
  bodies hit the FJORD"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912663
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632351
text:
  <MKendora> Unfortunately, Win2k still needs electricity to run
  >_<
  <JB> Heh.
  <JB> Maybe for 2k5.
  <Fancia> They fix that in Windows SG (Supar Gud), which runs
  on the power of pure dreams.
  <Tagrineth> Hehehe ^_^
  <JB> Well, we're all screwed.
  <Tagrineth> But that probably still won't run on most people's
  comps
  <JB> Anyone here besides Fancia have a pure dream in teh last
  year?
  <Fancia> ;b
  <Tagrineth> NOT ME
  <MKendora> I have impure dreams.
  <MKendora> I have purely violent dreams.
  <Fancia> Well, they're thinking of expanding Windows PG
  (Perfikt Gud) to run on any dreams. ;o
  <JB> That may help.
  <JB> Methinks some of the dreams here may corrupt it, though.
  <Fancia> True. ^.^;
  <Tagrineth> LOL
  <Fancia> "Windows received an Illegal Dream error! Please
  reboot!"
  <Tagrineth> Hehehe
  <Tagrineth> "*PLEASE* reboot... (sicko)"
  <JB> Windows has committed suicide to remove the image form
  it's memory. Please order a new copy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912664
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632443
text:
  <virt> if i let fan-mail go to my head, i'd be some kind of
  bizarre demigod overlord of condescending zeal
  <virt> "welcome to taco bell. can i take your order?"
  "SILENCE, PEON. I WILL CONSUME THREE CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES,
  AND YOU WILL PROVIDE THEM IN A VELVET CARRYING CASE LINED WITH
  THE FINEST LINEN PRODUCED IN ALL OF ASIA, AND YOU WILL DO IT
  BY THE TIME I DRIVE UP TO THE WINDOW OR YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR
  INSIGNIFICANT LIFE"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912664
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632495
text:
  <Marilyn> I have a very large trouser snake in my backyard!!
  <RaydenUni> trouser snake?
  <Diazo> good for you
  <RaydenUni> what's that?
  <RaydenUni> a big snake that crawls up your trousers?
  -a few seconds pass-
  <RaydenUni> wtf? don't look up "trouser snake" on google


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912664
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632556
text:
  <godofcows> I decided on some cool things I'm gonna do when I
  get rich
  <godofcows> like ask my mom what car she would like the most,
  and then buy it
  <godofcows> and then when she comes outside to look at it,
  it'll get run over by a monster truck
  <godofcows> and she'll cry

  <@godofcows> I thought of another thing I'd do if I ever got
  rich
  <@godofcows> I'd gonna buy a bunch of toys for an orphanage
  <@godofcows> and have them all laid out in front of the
  building on christmas morning and get someone who works there
  to wake up all the kids and come out to look
  <@godofcows> and when they all step outside and look, I'm
  gonna run over the toys with a monster truck and laugh at the
  looks on their faces


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912665
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632641
text:
  <Naomi_in_Malice> ;_;
  <Naomi_in_Malice> i dont like tentacle rape
  <AndrewLB> Great, we have a 15yr old girl in a channel devoted
  to cartoon porn.
  <BloodyParrot> but what about nice tentacles?
  <Naomi_in_Malice> hmm..
  <Naomi_in_Malice> where can i order one?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912665
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632682
text:
  <Jay^^> But I might interrupt your work...;)
  <JaG> im not working im surfing bash.org
  <JaG> like i work at work, pleeeeeease


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632737
text:
  <APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad
  when i have to get nickserv to release my nick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632783
text:
  <Kitsa> heh, you want to see something funny, closed-caption
  the news.
  <Kitsa> "twenty people were taken to the emergency room after
  touching debris"
  <Kitsa> translates to
  <Kitsa> "twently people were taken to emerge in see room after
  touching the brie."
  <Kitsa> the deaf must think we're insane.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632809
text:
  <-Roach-> Ah you see I wouldn't always trust Wikipedia as it
  is edited by people.
  <Bewildebeast> I hear Brittanica is edited by manatees.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632837
text:
  <RenegadeC> I have to talk to that girl who came over to my
  house friday night
  <RenegadeC> because she left her bracelet here
  <CardO> was she hot?
  <RenegadeC> yes
  <RPG> RenegadeC: sheep don't have bracelets; they have
  collars.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912667
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632862
text:
  marty> So, what happened, did you date her?  What was she
  like...
  deathcubek> Let me put it this way.  She was like an RPG.
  marty> I dont get it.
  deathcubek> Well... she was long, expensive, and full of
  monsters.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912667
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632891
text:
  <@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the
  skeleton cave
  <skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912667
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632940
text:
  <enJoy> just the other day
  <enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant"
  <enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna
  strangle him"
  <[zT]Lunchie> =-0


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912667
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.632971
text:
  <Hara> The old USSR had one single time zone too. They had a
  hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin and used it
  like a sundial.
  <Hara> Arguments raged for years as to what to call the
  timezone
  <Hara> Moscow Time?
  <Hara> Comrade Time?
  <Hara> In the end they all agreed.
  <Hara> Hammer Time.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912668
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633003
text:
  <Nephlite> I'm having problems compiling apache and php, can
  you help?
  <Dogz> Yea sure bud, whats up?
  <Nephlite> Well it gives me an error when i compile
  <Dogz> Did you check the site or the forums?
  <Nephlite> Nope
  <Dogz> rtfm!
  <Nephlite> ./configure rtfm --prefix=/www --activate-module=
  src/modules/php4/libphp4.a  ???
  <Dogz>....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912668
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633029
text:
  <HansBlix> hopefull kim jong Il now has quite a load of shite
  on his drawers
  <notMoo> and he has to think before he speaks
  <gho5t> that guys got a death wish though
  <gho5t> he talks more shit than a black kid in grade school


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633073
text:
  tarheelborn15: Eminem is the greatest rapper alive.
  Luda848: Holy Shit....How many rappers have died today????


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633100
text:
  <czechreck> Well I bribed the misses to pick us up from the
  pub with a
  bottle of southern comfort
  <czechreck> Apparently I made a boo-boo during drunken sex
  with her
  tho
  <czechreck> I told her I'd 'had better'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633126
text:
  <Jon> quick
  <Jon> turn to the victorias secret show
  <Jon> theres a present for you :D
  <merc0> mmm...
  <merc0> Wish i could open that present


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633175
text:
  <tulmad> there's lots of hot chicks in the egr building now
  <tulmad> too bad they're all freshmen and will all drop out of
  the CS program
  by the end of this year
  <tulmad> this hot redhead was just in here for a few minutes
  <da4> end of the year = enough time to get some coed action
  <da4> tulmad: webcam dood


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912670
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633208
text:
  <ReFFi|Work> I don't like condom's as it is...
  <ReFFi|Work> But I use them faithfully
  <ReFFi|Work> I don't want to be that statistic, being the one
  time I didn't wear it, she got preg...
  <Aronnyn|Work> Reffi - I have a friend who affectionately
  calls her three kids pill, condom, and diaphragm. Nothing
  worked for her ;)
  <Endymion> i'd be worried if she calls her fourth one
  vasectomy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912670
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633231
text:
  Jeffrey: Heh, what an ass. My friend Vann just beat me at
  Chess, and he checkmated me by putting my king in check with a
  pawn...Then saying PAWNED!!1!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912670
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633252
text:
  (Sober|smk) 905-847-6000fuck
  (Sober|smk) er
  (Sober|smk) mental note
  (Sober|smk) never use irc as notepad
  (Sober|smk) u will forget and hit enter :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912671
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633274
text:
  Gildor gets back on his hands and knees and dives back under
  the desk
  moki: trying for another promotion, Gildor?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912671
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633298
text:
  <sayza> Bug: Popup menus appear in strange places
  <sayza> Resolution: Turn off "smart window placement"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912671
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633364
text:
  <Gwuffy> i found one mistake in harry potter 2 :)
  <Gwuffy> not a biggy but i saw it both times
  <CoRDS> that people cant fly on broomsticks?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912672
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633400
text:
  <+KrazyKid> is there anything more American than a McDonalds
  IN a Wal-Mart?
  <+JitSpout> little cesars in a kmart
  < Overand> KrazyKid: how about someone stealing from the cash
  register in the mcdonalds in the wal-mark
  < Overand> how about snorting coke in the bathroom of the
  mcdonalds in the walmart
  <+awed> haha
  < pvah731> hahah
  <+KrazyKid> Overand: hmmm.
  <+JitSpout> how about snorting coke off a hookers ass in the
  bathroom of the mcdonalds in the walmart?
  < Overand> heh
  <+JitSpout> a DEAD hookers ass
  <+awed> dead from snorting too much coke off the last hooker's
  ass
  <+JitSpout> with her head in the toilet, getting swirlied
  <+awed> CHOCOLATE swirlied
  <+JitSpout> ohh baby
  < pvah731> how about someone on welfare with 3 kids that
  wieghs 300 pounds and is wearing a nascar shirt in mcdonalds
  in a walmart saying "fuck them sand niggers"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633510
text:
  A: > Try playing Quake 4 on an Intel Video card. Let us know
  how you get on.
  B: > It looks as good as on an ATI/Nvidia card so far...
  B: > Hang on.. frame 2 is coming up.. yup still looks good.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633543
text:
  <FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the
  orphanage.  those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with
  no place to go, usually
  <mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
  <mogismog> makes for a good time in bed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633573
text:
  Stacy: Raymond is correct.
  Raymond: I always am
  Esuna: Raymond, what number am I thinking of?
  Raymond: Esuna, you're not thinking of a number
  Raymond: You're thinking of something to say when I do say a
  number.
  Esuna: Damn it! How'd you know?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633619
text:
  -!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net]
  has
  joined #nanog
  <Spudnewt> These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These
  niggas
  don't respek us with a +o.  They gotta color spam
  and fake
  invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white.
  Shit
  yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie.  You
  ain't got
  pubes and you ain't seen titty.  I'll jupe your
  chans and
  ban your ass.  Don't message me with plz unban,
  your chance
  has passed!  Other opers crappin up our relay net.
  <Spudnewt> Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs
  xeons and
  dual cpus.  When it comes to irc hardware, you
  can't be a
  jew.  Shit, nobody knows the trouble I've seen.  On
  invites
  for websites with naked teens.   Begs for ops and
  packet
  attacks.  Shit from users who use vi, not emacs.
  Another
  long day of patrolling the IRC.  Eating my doritos,
  and
  having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog
  faggots.
  <Spudnewt> All this niggas do is complain "the lag it's--
  bad, chat
  is slow, and we're getting harassed."  Shit,
  trolls, this
  k-line is your last.  Once more and it's "G" and
  you're
  gone for good.   Banned from the internet chatting
  neighbourhood.  It's lonely at the top. Just me and
  CHANFIX.  Day in and day out. Banning trolls with
  my linux.
  We give safe harbor to chatters world wide.
  <Spudnewt> From pedophiles to hacker thieves.  Yeah, I won't
  lie:  IRC
  is a cesspool of e-misfits.  EazyCheezes and
  bagel-cutters
  like that nigga BitS.  But at least we're the best.
  Disagree and you're gone.  BRB, mom just told me
  gotta mow
  the lawn.
  -!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net]
  has left
  #nanog []
  -!- mode/#nanog [+b spudnewt!*@*] by nar
  <Darkcyde> someone give that guy a record deal


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633674
text:
  <byron> So, I was cleaning up my email inbox
  <byron> and found these half-naked pictures of this girl I
  used to go out with
  <byron> so I texted her, joking: "Hey, found you lingerie
  pictures on my email account. If you would like me to return
  them just give me your email address again pls"
  <byron> and she actually texts me back with her email and a
  "thanks for returning them!"
  <byron> what a stupid bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912675
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633728
text:
  <Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like,
  these people are giving up their dignity so you have something
  to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912675
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633762
text:
  <homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians
  <homerj> and their holier then thou attitude
  <noxnbox> we should eat them
  <ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good.
  <berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating
  vegitarians
  <ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit
  of fat.
  <berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face
  <homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they
  tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day
  <homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to
  eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian"
  <DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633872
text:
  <Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc?
  <Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire"
  <Destruct> ?
  *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
  <booger> type /server fxfire instead
  <booger> that might work better
  *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.633923
text:
  <sisko> did you castrate jason for hiding the pron?
  <Kaff> no. that would defeat the purpose.
  <sisko> suppose so.
  <Kaff> i just shook my fist a lot and said "grr"
  <sisko> haha. and I suppose he was utterly intimidated
  <Kaff> like a good husband, he's suitably scared of me.
  <Kaff> he's seen me naked.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912677
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634008
text:
  <HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's
  wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my
  voodoo doll.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912677
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634048
text:
  <kw> I associate Chanel 5 with old women, my grandma used to
  wear it
  <kw> (so, needless to say.. I find it quite erotic)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912677
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634104
text:
  <FoXeh> The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second
  Lieutenant with a map and a compass
  <FoXeh> Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the
  North to avoid a collision.
  <FoXeh> Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees
  to the South to avoid a collision.
  <FoXeh> Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I
  say again, divert YOUR course.
  <FoXeh> Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
  <FoXeh> Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN,
  THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.
  WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND
  NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE
  15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
  MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
  <FoXeh> Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912678
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634237
text:
  <GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key
  terrorist target.
  <GRAYwolf> We've got...  Uhm...  A bowling alley, out in
  Cambridge?
  <The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your
  tornadoes.
  <GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to
  completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
  <The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because
  if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912678
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634284
text:
  <Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites)
  has
  received information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday
  might have
  accidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan
  city of
  Herat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday.
  <Toast> *sigh*
  <dert> oh god
  <Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the
  dumbest 10% of
  society, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts
  10,000 miles
  away


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912679
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634328
text:
  SeanieG123: So the other day i was hangin out with some
  friends and i told them about this dream i had.
  SeanieG123: It was a weird dream, and they all agreed and told
  me there was something wrong with me.
  SeanieG123: Anyway, so then my black friend, brandyn, looks at
  me funny.
  SeanieG123: So jokingly, I say to him, "what's wrong? don't
  you dream when you sleep?"
  SeanieG123: He looks at me dead in the eye and says, "hell
  naw! last nigga who had a dream got shot!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912679
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634380
text:
  <upper-> it fears change
  <upper-> just like grandmas that refuse to use microwave ovens
  <vlMbh> my grandmother used to warm up her microwave oven!
  <vlMbh> i went over for dinner one day and she turned it on
  for 4 mins on
  high
  <vlMbh> with nothing in it
  <vlMbh> i was like.. uhh what ARE you doing
  <vlMbh> " warming it up "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912679
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634427
text:
  <harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.
  <harb> Implemting is another matter. :|
  <harb> Implementing. blah.
  <homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912679
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634473
text:
  <Kermee> SELECT * FROM {[chicks]} WHERE {[bust_size]} > 32C
  AND NOT {[is_fat_chick]} AND {[looks]} = Hot! AND NOT
  {([is_psych_student]} OR {[is_law-student]} OR
  {[is_commerce_student])} AND {[will_swallow]} = True AND
  {[has_own_cash]} :P
  <Astatine> oh, good one :P
  <Astatine> I think we've just made a SQL statement for the
  perfect woman :P <Kermee> now if only there where such a
  table..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912680
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634522
text:
  <tinker> ok i can't do my man right... i try to man man and it
  don't work i mean i installed from rpm by tar -RPM package.bz2
  can anyone help it just crashes and says stuff to me
  <soroh6> haha
  <Threed> for help on doing your man, try gaysRus.com
  <soroh6> he can't do his man right


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912680
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634578
text:
  <supers> race
  <supers> goto
  <supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on
  <supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ?
  <supers> er
  <supers> http://216.65.26.84
  <supers> damnit
  <supers> ..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912680
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634618
text:
  <Mosai> my habit of buying junk food significantly diminished
  when they took the self checkouts out of the nearby safeway
  <Mosai> since i now have to look another human being in the
  face when i purchase stuff now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912681
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634660
text:
  <+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem
  <+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a
  week


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912681
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634750
text:
  <@f0dd|away> !topic #ol - guns don't kill people; I kill
  people
  *** nuff0r changes topic to '#ol - guns don't kill people; I
  kill people'
  <Kwazy> Guns kill people, but at least THEY dont rape them
  afterwards
  <Kwazy> *sick grin*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912681
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634799
text:
  <b1u3> i got this college professor who forgets stuff all the
  time, every week, the first half of his routine is the ending
  half of the previous session
  <b1u3> finally some dude jumped up and went 'yo man, you
  already told us about file transfer protocol', so the prof
  asks where we are, the guy tells him, the rest of the day runs
  smooth
  <b1u3> now we're learning twice as much and the guy who spoke
  up got his car egged four fucken times this week, community
  college is da rulz


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912682
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634837
text:
  <Kuja> How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw
  in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes three episodes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912682
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634889
text:
  <Greggorian> is it a big book?
  <Jakeb> take your hand and make a tight fist
  <Jakeb> now move it up till it's a foot in front of your face
  <Jakeb> now hit yourself in the face as hard as you can
  <Jakeb> that's what if would feel like if i hit you in the
  face with that book, cause it's pretty big


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912682
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.634932
text:
  * ol has joined #mapcore
  <Flashdevil> I will rub my sperm in so many places that they
  won't be able to look at themselves in the mirror without
  getting pregnant.
  <ol> um... did i come in at a bad time?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912683
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635013
text:
  <bTm> I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will
  remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny
  penis, with a rusty spoon, shove your bleeding stumps into
  buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a
  hole filled with your own feces and body parts.
  <Xeonspire> Er. All I said was, "Hi".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912683
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635054
text:
  <@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
  <@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
  <@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912684
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635133
text:
  <redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell
  you if the upgrade will work
  <faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912684
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635177
text:
  <thrase> i hate programming
  <thrase> why couldn't i be a rock star
  <undrewb> cause you have the charisma of a programmer
  * Mandi chortles
  <undrewb> and the programming skills of a rockstar :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912684
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635225
text:
  * Kurayamino chews on 3DSmax
  <Kurayamino> it knows i'm gonna replace it with version 6, i
  swear to my lack of fucking god.
  <Kurayamino> max5: "whats this cunt downloading? holy shit!
  max6!" max6: "muah hah hah, bow to me, for i am superior and
  you will be deleted" max5: "fuck this. lets CRASH TO DESKTOP
  at RANDOM INTERVALS for NO FUCKING APPARANT REASON!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912685
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635264
text:
  *** blazemore
  (empty3@dialup-209.245.205.138.Houston1.Level3.net) has joined
  #ramen
  <LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today?
  <HomerJ> they fought some guy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912685
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635312
text:
  <Stolurn> i was walkin home last night and i could suddenly
  smell KFC, and i was like mmmm, where's that comin' from?
  <Stolurn> i look around and this black guy rides past, then
  the smell goes away
  <Stolurn> bash.org was right :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912685
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635355
text:
  (shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I
  cant help but dislike you.
  (@Arrow) "teratoryatal"
  (@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's
  proper spelling
  (@Arrow) territorial
  (shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912687
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635408
text:
  <J-DOgg> 52.  What does cobol stand for?
  <Java_Lang> programming
  <J-DOgg> Here's your 1st hint: common bus_____ ________
  ________
  <GodDess|Lang> really stupid computer language
  <GodDess|Lang> that i aced
  <GodDess|Lang> and forgot the name
  <GLOW|SonicReducer> Completely Obsolete Business Orientated
  Langauge


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912687
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635455
text:
  <Butters> this girl I'm talking to on AIM just tried out her
  new "pink panther"
  <chowda> Butters: I'm sure "she" did :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912687
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635491
text:
  [ @K` ] rac00n: remember the whole noah and the arc story ?
  [ @rac00n ] u mean the one where they couldnt fit my beast
  inside the arc?
  [ @K` ] no i mean the one where they had to build an arc
  because my bukakke covered the earth for like 40 days and 40
  nights


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912688
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635535
text:
  <quacks> u look like that milk girl
  <quacks> on the cup
  <@dolphie> huh?
  <@dolphie> nonsense.. that girls so ugly
  <quacks> precisely.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912688
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635577
text:
  <Tofusensei> linksys routers can suck a cock, btw
  <Justin> wow, they really should advertize that feature more.
  It would increase sales.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912688
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635625
text:
  <%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep
  <+gabu> yes
  <+gabu> but you're from australia
  <+gabu> you sleep during the day
  <+gabu> don't you ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912688
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635667
text:
  (This was said after I quoted bash.org)
  <Abyss> I hope these people stay on irc and never venture into
  the real world
  <Abyss> or we will all be in big trouble


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912690
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635832
text:
  <H0ley> Its like if you want to get a mate now a days, one has
  to get a myspace.
  <H0ley> What ever happened to getting to know people and dates
  and crap.
  <H0ley> Screw this profile crap.
  <H0ley> Everyone is trying to profile each other.
  <H0ley> Freaking meat-markets.
  <L4m3r> Dogs leave piles of crap for each other. We have
  Myspace.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912690
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635892
text:
  Thainthallas: oh... so... the other night, i go into software
  etc.
  Thainthallas: and i walk up and say "i want to reserve a copy
  of metroid prime"
  Thainthallas: the guy starts trying to talk to me about the
  game, and asking stuff like if i was "really excited to see
  the new metroid"
  Thainthallas: i said "well... I'm really not sure about the
  whole thing, but the girlfriend said 'me wantie' so I buyie"
  Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants metroid prime?"
  Thainthallas: "yes, yes she does"
  Thainthallas: "she also says i need to buy vice city"
  Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants vice city?"
  Thainthallas: by now, i start to realize that he's getting a
  little jealous
  Thainthallas: so i just say "yeah, and she's hot, too!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912690
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.635973
text:
  <steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on
  their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and
  backstreet boys


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912691
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636020
text:
  <Beanie> so what should I play?
  <DarkMSTie> adventure games
  ==Beanie fires up Zork
  <DarkMSTie> I need a graphical interface
  <Beanie> graphical shmaphical
  <Beanie> the graphics are in your BRAIN!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912691
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636092
text:
  (doggie^): im addicted to internet shopping or something
  (slippy): me too
  (slippy): i bought 5 internets the other day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912692
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636178
text:
  <Lookn4Poon> i'm in big trouble
  *** thekhan_b has joined #d2jsp
  <Lookn4Poon> i'm pretty sure the doctor is gonna finger my ass
  tomorrow morning
  <Lookn4Poon> i'm trying to hold in the poop so he can get his
  finger dirty


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912692
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636234
text:
  <tate> has anyone played this Amercan's Army game?
  <Beerman> nope
  <Goonigoogoo> I've read about it, but never downloaded it
  <Beerman> I wonder if you can mod it
  <Beerman> "talibans army"
  <Beerman> that would be a fun game
  <tate> yeah, and you can throw rocks, and mail Anthrax
  <tate> and hide in caves


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912692
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636282
text:
  <MikeSweetser> I've seen DAP pics before.
  <MikeSweetser> And DAFP pics as well.
  <JamesFnX> Mike: DAFP?
  <MikeSweetser> Double Anal Fist Penetration.
  <P|MP> "find your keys yet?" :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912693
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636406
text:
  <confuted> some israeli guy just started here
  <confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912693
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636446
text:
  <SirTimbly> Does it say something about me when my idea of a
  peaceful evening is when I'm curled up in front of the warm
  glow of a CRT with a good PDF?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912693
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636524
text:
  <tetsuo> why do our bathroom signs at work have braille on
  them?
  <tetsuo> for that matter, why do any?
  <tetsuo> what kind of cruel fuck wouldn't lead a blind person
  to a bathroom?
  <tetsuo> "I'm kinda busy so here's what you're going to do.
  Walk down this hallway for about 40 feet. You'll come to an
  interesection, take a left down that hallway and walk another
  20. On your right you'll encounter two doors. Now, I can't
  tell you which is which, you'll just have to find that out on
  your own."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912694
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636590
text:
  <Shounen-chan> seriously, he's such a fuckwit.
  <Shounen-chan> it's hidden behind what at times can pass for
  wit and charm, though.
  <POINGjam> I see.
  <POINGjam> He chops the fuck off the wit.
  <Shounen-chan> no, he just uses a well placed curtain to draw
  attention away from the fuck..
  <Shounen-chan> smoke and mirrors are too advanced for him.
  <POINGjam> Pay no attention to the fuck behind the curtain.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912694
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636641
text:
  <Supachikn> i've been getting off on my moving-to-japan thing
  lately
  <Supachikn> so asianthumbs.org is in my cache for the last few
  days
  <Supachikn> :(
  <Demigoat> move to tokyo and become a porn star
  <Demigoat> "Chen Hung Long"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912694
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636684
text:
  <janelle> i hate guys
  <PacerX> hey, people can piss me off too, but i don't write
  off their whole gnder
  <PacerX> that would make me a feminist


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912695
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636766
text:
  <bubbleboo> i think 0's and 1's in binary should be replaced
  with 6's and 9's
  <bubbleboo> would be much more entertaining


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912695
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636812
text:
  <%typobox43> (I/O, I/O, it's to the bus we go)
  <%typobox43> I can just imagine the electrical pulses singing
  that.
  <+BlindFool> You need to be shot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912695
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636851
text:
  <Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean
  the discussion has to degrade to high schools


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912696
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636932
text:
  <Sarin_Died> I forgot to turn off the alarm on my alarm clock
  last night, so the radio turned on at 10:30am thismorning
  <Sarin_Died> and I hear a car commercial saying "Attention,
  would the person with the late 1980's station wagon with fake
  wood panels please move your car, you are blocking 7 parking
  places" and I got up thinking DAMNIT I have to move my car


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912696
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.636978
text:
  [Tom] That was unexpected
  [Tom] I was playing with my pen
  [Tom] And it just exploded
  [ReDeeMeR] Quite the contrary; usually if you 'play' with your
  'pen' enough, it will 'explode'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912696
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637024
text:
  <Poutremos> Win98 / Win98se CD
  <Suparmono> i located dad's copy
  <Suparmono> so you want me to bring it tomorrow?
  <Suparmono> or want me to copy it on to 340 5-1/4" floppy
  disks?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912697
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637062
text:
  <Mayonaise> i wonder if the guy from police academy that makes
  noises can mimic a 56k modem handshake and complete a
  connection to a computer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912697
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637117
text:
  <overkill_> yo
  <overkill_> i bought these
  <overkill_> fucking
  <overkill_> cookie monster cookies
  <overkill_> they are the bomb
  <overkill_> haha
  <ACExNx316> Cookie monster cookies?
  <aNuBiS-> overkill_: was it hard to pick up the box with such
  limp wrists?
  <overkill_> yea dude
  <overkill_> hahahah
  <b0nk> ehehaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912697
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637158
text:
  <DMAUL-away> omg that sucked..never get horny while your on
  the toilet..
  <DMAUL-away> i got it up and got stuck in the toilet
  <DMAUL-away> worst 20 minutes of my life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912697
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637200
text:
  * +abinnie has an english essay to do before his teacher
  realises the floppy disc he gave her has holes punched in the
  media
  <@quip> :D
  <+abinnie> and is actually a dos boot disc
  <@FrozenFood> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912698
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637243
text:
  <esthar> man this guy DEFINITELY ripped me off with beer the
  other night
  <esthar> he made me pay the same amount for a six pack that i
  could get a 12 pack for
  <helminthes> you better watch out.. next thing you know he'll
  wipe out your family and steal your identity


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912698
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637330
text:
  <srty> Light travels faster than sound.
  <arilsotil> WRONG
  <boya> This is why some people appear bright until you hear
  them speak


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912699
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637371
text:
  <CarnivorousPlant> dog + compost /= (dog+compost)
  <CarnivorousPlant> (dog+compost) = dog^compost
  <CarnivorousPlant> and if any mathematicians object, they are
  free to come over here and smell this blasted dog


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912699
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637411
text:
  <MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at
  once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912699
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637458
text:
  <godbody2> any yall rememeber that kid that wanted t shirts
  <godbody2> for an account on his site
  <godbody2> had like a ill ass site
  <Tooth> nah find him so i can slit his throat
  <Tooth> then stick my dick on his adam's apple


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912699
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637506
text:
  <rabbit> rimming is freaking distgusting
  <rabbit> i tried it once with my ex
  <rabbit> and she farted in my mouth
  <rabbit> and i puked on her ass
  <rabbit> never again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912700
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637551
text:
  <JazzMan131> Dude, don't you find it weird that read and read
  are spelled the same?
  <BenBish> ....
  <BenBish> Naw man, not really.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912700
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637597
text:
  <Varrus> sloppy seconds  :(
  <pushplay> sloppy seconds
  <pushplay> jinx
  <Varrus> you cant jinx, you got pwned
  <Varrus> :D
  * pushplay punches Varrus in the penis
  <SandCannon> youd have to kick his girlfriend in the purse for
  him to feel it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912700
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637637
text:
  Becca: find a penny pick it up all day long you'll have good
  luck
  Matt: yeah... but
  Matt: if you throw the penny at someone
  Matt: it's funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912701
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637744
text:
  <Zoli> I wrote some norse death metal rap earlier today
  <Zoli> of course I'd recite it for you!
  <Zoli> YO I'M A BLONDE MOTHERFUCKER AND I WORSHIP THOR
  <Zoli> I'M GUNNA USE MY AXE BUST DOWN YOUR DOOR
  <Zoli> SCREAMING VALHALLA AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
  <Zoli> I GOT PHAT RHYMES AND I SPEAK IN TONGUES
  <Zoli> RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY
  <Zoli> RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY
  <Zoli> NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby)
  <Zoli> NORSE (gunna kick your ass and I don't mean maybe)
  <Zoli> NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby)
  <Zoli> NORSE (LONG BLONDE HAIR THAT IS SOFT AND WAVY)
  <Zoli> fin.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912701
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637796
text:
  <MassHysteria> I must have been high when I did up my linux
  box.
  <MassHysteria> fuckin a.. this sucks.. now I'm gonna haveta
  reinstall everything.
  <MassHysteria> ah well.. I'll chalk it up to experience
  <Hominid> "I had to reinstall Linux.  'Cause I got high,
  'cause I got high."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912701
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637832
text:
  kevin: what did you do tonight
  Lucious: worked you?
  kevin: haha no no, you didnt work me...i wouldve noticed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912702
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637875
text:
  <clay> my car is immobile
  <ryanwrk> doesnt that go against the whole point of a car
  existing
  <clay> i can push it around


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912702
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.637916
text:
  <jbou> I live in the liberal state of MA, and we can
  drinkalcohol, and penetrate naked women at the same time
  <YCDK> Drink alcohol, penetrate naked women... #insert
  "kennedy_joke.h"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912703
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638042
text:
  <DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video
  games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money
  <reptile-> What the hell?
  <reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian
  bigot.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912703
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638087
text:
  <egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine?
  <Nighthawk> Caffeine
  <StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-)
  <Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912704
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638191
text:
  <Scully> Yeah, so far for me "national guard" has meant taking
  hikes and standing around during demonstrations.
  <Scully> I'm not a rent-a-cop dammit
  <nightwatch> yah, still better than being in iraq tho
  <Scully> i know, my cousin got killed there 2 years ago :(
  <jonm> howd that happen
  <Scully> his humvee got hit by an RPG
  <jonm> wat
  <Scully> ?
  <jonm> dude im bein serious
  <Scully> what?
  <jonm> how the fuck can a roleplaying game destroy a humvee


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912704
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638242
text:
  <Aemon> so what do you do? network security?
  <Dark_Knight> Information security/Network security
  <Aemon> cool
  <Aemon> i'm a lowly webdesigner/developer
  <Dark_Knight> although having IRC on my box at work is a major
  violation of the security policy
  <Dark_Knight> but fuck it, I wrote it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912705
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638366
text:
  <Ward> man, at work I had to demo Vista for some customers
  <Ward> and I was like, MAN VISTAS SO AWESOME
  <Ward> but XP is so much easier to use
  <Burty> wtf dude, you've been using XP for what.. 5 years?
  <Burty> thats like going from vag to anal
  <Burty> sure it feels different
  <Burty> and its a bit hard to get into at the start
  <Burty> but its true merit shines after a few trys


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912705
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638409
text:
  <tomato> So Chris, you blew bubbles as a kid?
  <Chris> yes tom i did
  <tomato> Well Chris he just called, he's looking for you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912705
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638454
text:
  <orion> goh, despite your new image of being an intelligent
  nigger
  <goh`> yup
  <orion> you are still
  <orion> a nigger.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912706
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638508
text:
  <zalzane> I wonder how long it will end up taking for all this
  pony shit to blow over
  <Mutagene> too long
  <pkmnBlue> 2 years
  <zalzane> sailor moon took like 10 years
  <zalzane> and every once in awhile I still hear fags harp
  about sailor moon
  <pkmnBlue> DUDE
  <pkmnBlue> SAILOR MOON IS AWESOME
  <Mutagene> sailor moon was good though :(
  <pkmnBlue> Kuraitou: SAILOR MOON
  <zalzane> oh my fucking god


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912706
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638546
text:
  Rabid Llama: heh, somebody should legally change their name to
  "8==D"
  Rabid Llama: so they could just draw a penis instead of
  signing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912706
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638591
text:
  <Zaboomafoo`> aw shit someone help me!
  <Zaboomafoo`> I happened to mention bukakke and my mom
  wondered what it was
  <Zaboomafoo`> Im afraid shes gonna like, ask some of her
  japanese friends what it is and then find out!
  <saijinsux> what did you tell her it was?
  <Zaboomafoo`> a japanese food ;_;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912707
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638688
text:
  <l0wkey> im under house arrest
  <l0wkey> for two years
  <_INTRA_> what did ya do?
  <l0wkey> some bullshit stalking charges
  <l0wkey> 32 convictions
  <l0wkey> 104 trials
  <_INTRA_> lowkey: u are so full of shit
  <l0wkey> that is what the judge said
  <l0wkey> i was caught stalking her...i said i wanted to talk
  to her about the case
  <l0wkey> i was caught at 2:00 am, 16 times
  <l0wkey> in a row


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912707
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638742
text:
  <zap> glow in the dark dildo... interesting
  <zap> that would be disturbing if you didnt' know what it was
  and you were in a room with a person using it, in the dark
  <zap> ooooh pretty glowing thing!
  <zap> hey... it's getting shorter.. hey it disappeared... oh
  it's back...
  <zap> what's it doing?
  <zap> ooh... oooh?? AAH!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912707
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638784
text:
  <TealShark> Valentine's Day used to rock: Going around all the
  desks at elementary school, getting and receiving Valentine's
  Day cards from students, young love blossoming at every turn.
  Yes, 2002 was a very good year for me. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912708
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638838
text:
  <helminthes> omg, i was about to walk into class today but it
  wasn't until right before i opened the door that i realized i
  wasn't wearing pants, but i didn't go home i went ahead and
  dealt with it and lo and behold, there was a test in that
  class that i hadn't studied for at all.  so i jumped out the
  window and right when i hit the ground my cell phone went off
  <hakan> yipes
  <rafeil> yeh
  <helminthes> and that's how it all started
  <helminthes> how was your day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912708
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638877
text:
  <darklugia> ssj10trunks@msn.com what kind of internet service
  do you have?<misty11> internet explorer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912708
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.638983
text:
  <mako> my letter "eye" stopped worng
  <luca> k, too?
  <mako> yeah
  <luca> sounds like a mountain dew spill
  <mako> and comma
  <mako> those three
  <mako> ths s horrble
  <luca> tme for a new eyboard
  <luca> 've successfully taen my eyboard apart and fxed t by
  cleanng t wth alcohol
  <mako> stop mang fun of me
  <mako> ths s a laptop!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912709
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639026
text:
  <MasterG>
  .....................................................................
  ..................................
  <judas> where's pacman when you need him?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912713
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639075
text:
  <ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up
  <vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part
  <vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for
  your consumption
  <goatb0y> well that fucking settles it
  <goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?
  <vermifuge> dude there could be


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912715
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639121
text:
  <ambrness> DEVICE=eth0
  <ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static
  <ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255
  <ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs
  <ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a
  second language


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912716
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639161
text:
  <marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the
  woman :P
  <SoulSteal> marlais:  you finally killed one, eh?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912717
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639204
text:
  <[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local
  newspaper
  <[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station
  security cameras paying off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912717
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639244
text:
  anonymous: It can be "free" if you look in the right places, I
  think I'll go TO the video stoRe to RENT a movie now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912720
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639289
text:
  <girl> so what's new?
  <jsn> just got out of an abusive relationship
  <girl> whoa, what happened?
  <jsn> decided to stop abusing her


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912720
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639384
text:
  <@Steempy> Any lettuce that isn't iceberg needs to fuck off
  back to Russia
  <@Steempy> Goddamn communist hipster lettuce


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912721
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639473
text:
  (dx) i once ordered sears siding for the condo complex across
  the street
  (dx) they showed up
  (dx) and knocked on the first condo
  (dx) and the dude called the landlord
  (dx) and he comes out
  (dx) and starts screaming at them
  (dx) sears calls me back and asks whats wrong and i told them
  i had no idea what they were talking aboit
  (dx) sears never called me again
  (dx) :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912721
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639512
text:
  <erhan> how are you yourself?
  <mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke
  and addicted to nicotine....im FINE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912721
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639547
text:
  DeusXMac: sex?
  themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;
  yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general
  protection fault... core dumped.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912722
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639637
text:
  <Shun2> woot
  <Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package
  <slm> wow, welcome to two years ago
  <The359> lol
  <slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next?
  <Shun2> dude
  <Shun2> he's tough


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912722
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639689
text:
  <revc> asphinctersayswhat?
  <Daedalus> what?
  <revc> heehee
  <Daedalus> ?
  <revc> asphinctersayswhat?
  <Daedalus> what the hell are you saying
  <Daedalus> whats an asphincter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912722
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639729
text:
  <Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington.
  <Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to fuck my girlfriend so be
  it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912723
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639789
text:
  neeley_09: I just realized that I'm kind of a rarity on IRC...
  diablo: What do you mean?
  neeley_09: Well, I actually play aports sometimes, and I do
  things with people, except in real life
  diablo: Hey, not everyone on IRC is a geek
  neeley_09: What's the biggest thing you've done today?
  diablo: I played Oblivion for a few hours, I guess
  neeley_09: ....
  neeley_09: You can't even lie about it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912723
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639846
text:
  * AquaJew2 is now known as AquaJew
  <Allvah> JewTwo?
  <AquaJew> Yea, like MewTwo, but Jewish
  <LordRed> Basically, jewtwo's main attack is he lies to your
  boss about finding a hair in his soup so you get fired and he
  gets a five dollar off coupon


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912723
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639884
text:
  ùíù WALLOP lilo:  Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is
  no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian
  spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912724
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639927
text:
  <bob_hobo_killer> It's 10:00 do you know where your children
  are?
  <meiv4> in a handful of tissues in my trashcan


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912724
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.639982
text:
  <Dock> Tristan: We understand, you're just brain damaged.
  <Dock> We know you find those "things" fun, your POV is warped
  and it's OK.
  <Dock> We'll all smile and talk behind your back.
  <Tristan> OH YEAH
  <Tristan> ATLEAST I DATE INSIDE MY SPECIES, YOU WENT OUTSIDE
  OF YOURS WHEN YOU DID IT WITH MY MOM
  <Tristan> SO THERE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912724
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640037
text:
  <EvaUnit02> I had a dream that my minivan charged up my stairs
  and tried to run me over in my bedroom
  <EvaUnit02> its gets better
  <EvaUnit02> So I charged it and wrestled it.
  <EvaUnit02> I ended up overhead pressing it and capsising it
  on the floor
  <EvaUnit02> then I proceeded to get on my waterbed and scream
  "OWNED" at it.
  <EvaUnit02> what would sigmund have to say about that one
  <sir-gold> that you feel your masculinity threatened by the
  fact that you drive a minivan
  <cd|work> you got abused by a minivan in your childhood, and
  have an oedipus complex for your mother
  <EvaUnit02> sir-gold now THAT is a possibility


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912724
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640089
text:
  <@iridium> man
  <@iridium> im getting fucking raped
  <@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes
  <@iridium> fucker i gave a shell on this box pissed some
  script kiddie off
  <@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me
  <@iridium> fuck
  <@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that
  remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the fuck
  script kiddies do


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912725
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640137
text:
  <arpee> um
  <arpee> i have a charge on my account from 11/12/02
  <arpee> oh
  <arpee> i guess that's the next business day
  <arpee> nevermind
  <arpee> i was afraid people from the future were stealing my
  money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912725
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640175
text:
  A[S]Vicious: Dude.. I fell asleep last night when I was
  talking to my girlfriend on the phone.. She was masturbating
  to my voice, and started talking about how her big vibrator
  was stuck, and she couldn't get it out.
  A[S]Vicious: And I fell asleep..
  A[S]Vicious: It was awesome


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912725
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640223
text:
  <Cyb> where the hell is the new pokey
  <Cyb> it hasn't been updated in like a while
  <Cyb> sept 17
  <Cyb> wait that's today
  <Cyb> stupid internet explorer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912726
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640295
text:
  <Skizot> my boss is a moron
  <Skizot> he walked in an i had left mirc open
  <Skizot> he asked what it was...
  <Berry2K> bussiness relations?
  <Skizot> i told him a new support program by microsoft
  <Berry2K> :)
  <Berry2K> haha
  <Skizot> he says" do i need it"
  <RightField> lol
  <Skizot> i told him no... it's for really techincal people and
  n00bs
  <Berry2K> WTFLOL
  <Skizot> he asks what's a n00b
  <RightField> omg
  <Skizot> i told him that's what they call microsoft
  programmers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912726
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640348
text:
  <SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties
  <SDGR406> will that work?
  <|Spanky|> i need womens
  <|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore
  <|Spanky|> i want hair though
  <|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure
  <|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like
  having a goose that lays the golden egg


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912726
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640397
text:
  HyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt
  Bug> ...
  Lyme> o_O
  HyperKinetic> It's coooold!
  Bug> Why were you jerking off an olive?
  HyperKinetic> LOL, no
  Bug> Little Hyper has some strange tastes.
  HyperKinetic> ARGH
  Lyme> Olivefucker
  Bug> He's after the pimento.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912726
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640432
text:
  [GmJ] some idiot made a iso of 2 more isos
  [GmJ] so when I burned it
  [GmJ] there are 2 isos on the cd


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912727
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640532
text:
  <@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head
  <@Kamakazi> it was my fault
  <@Kamakazi> i tried to make it do 2 backflips
  <@Kamakazi> it was at my friends house
  <@Kamakazi> i wanted to see if they ALWAYS landed on their
  feet
  <@Kamakazi> so i dropped him and he did.
  <@Kamakazi> and i was like hmm...
  <@Kamakazi> i wonder how many backflips he could do then


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912727
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640589
text:
  <ziz> i'm reading this article about the new intel centrino
  pentium M processor
  <ziz> apparently they had a lot of failures early in the
  manufacturing process
  <ziz> but now they're happy with it
  <ziz> and some embedded network appliance makers have begun
  using them in their webservers
  <ziz> so the name of this thing is the "Dothan"
  <ziz> and i keep thinking "...what, so many Dothans died to
  bring me this information?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912727
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640629
text:
  BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at
  this advertisement to a christian club
  BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your
  load? jesus does."
  BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912728
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640744
text:
  <Hat> What is seven Q plus three Q?
  <Khryptonite> 10q
  <Hat> You're welcome.
  <Khryptonite> Huh?
  <Hat> haha
  <Khryptonite> WHAT!?!! stop laughing at me all the time
  <Hat> 10Q, when spoken phoenetically, sounds like "thank you".
  <Khryptonite> huh?
  <Khryptonite> TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS
  <Khryptonite> HAT, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912728
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640811
text:
  <Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw.
  <Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come
  on to bitch about demoncrats while you're doing it.
  <Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912729
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640836
text:
  <destruct>   88 N   Feb 07 k15176@slo.net  (  51) HOW DO YOUR
  EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!
  <destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912729
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.640859
text:
  <vortex> Emo lol. The intentionally bad singing of punk with
  all the angst and whining of a 13 year olds Livejournal


