# quote

date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.197964
text:
  <mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel
  faster than light, they're probably right.  Some extremely
  interesting and surprising things would have to happen before
  that could be wrong.
  <Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid?
  <Biggy> EXACTALY
  <Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198030
text:
  <Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL
  YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and
  I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was
  like "Wicked.  Send pics."
  <Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago.
  Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that
  she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was
  typing with her tongue.
  <Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw.  He liked the
  messiness.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198080
text:
  <Dramon_Killer> i watch gay porn
  <Dramon_Killer> err
  <Dramon_Killer> i meant to say im secure in my sexuality
  <Dramon_Killer> like, secure enough to watch it, masturbate
  and still like chicks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198124
text:
  babygrl168572: oh so ur kalling me ignent i see
  MeatCutterDrummer: I don't think I need to after that
  statement


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198167
text:
  * DarkScream watched some kid get hit by a car.
  (DarkScream) On his bike too.
  (DarkScream) The front end of the bike exploded, i almost got
  hit by the shrapenal
  (DarkScream) I woulda helped.. but.
  (DarkScream) I was laughing too hard and stuff.
  (Sklathill) o_o;;
  (DarkScream) I hurt my neck rolling on the ground.
  (Vulpes) I feel less bad about laughing when I read about it,
  now.
  (DarkScream) Laughing, of course.
  (Riffraff) ...is the kid okay?
  (DarkScream) Of course not.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198211
text:
  <Eckostyle> If Mexico had a major eathquake, Britain would
  send 100,000 replacement troopes to control the riots, Brasil
  would send 100,00 pounds of replacement food, and teh USA
  would send 100,000 repalcement Mexicans


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198264
text:
  <Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy
  with excessive facial hair in a tiedye t-shirt, shorts, and
  sandals saying "You can't use that distribution MAN" "You
  can't like, own an OS, MAN"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198306
text:
  Velociraptor: Do you have ne updog?
  SAMrhodes87: What the fuck is UPDOG?
  Velociraptor: nuthin much wha bout u?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198366
text:
  * suicide6x packets stikys brain
  <suicide6x> Now you are dumb
  <Yottabyte> too late
  <Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a
  dial up connection
  <Stiky> shut up
  <Stiky> more like
  <Stiky> 26k now
  <Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl
  <suicide6x> ha
  <suicide6x> exploit!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198417
text:
  <Hawk> I'm gonna be tied up shortly...my brother and
  girlfriend are stopping by
  <Roman> ...
  <Monk> so which one's tying you up? your bro or your gf?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198468
text:
  <myra> another accident?
  <myra> what this time
  <BWLaptop> 3rd grader running to catch the bus got hit by it
  <BWLaptop> died at the scene
  <karrde> guess he caught it...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198548
text:
  <murder`> lol i just got the rot password to the linux machine
  running the network im on
  <m0zzie> you mean root pass?
  <murder`> yea whatever its called do u know some cool commands
  like to hack ppl?
  <m0zzie> try this one.. rm -rf /etc
  <phoenix> rofl
  <murder`> that one just paused for ages and came up with a few
  forbidden msgs
  <murder`> got any better ones?
  <m0zzie> hmm.. try rm -rf /root
  <murder`> that one just paused for a bit again, dont u know
  any to really hack someone?
  <agent3> lol
  <m0zzie> ugh, ok I guess you're gonna keep harrassing us until
  we tell you how to hack people aren't you?
  <murder`> yep
  <m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home"
  then do "shutdown -h now"
  <murder`> k sweet man thx!!
  [n] Quit [murder`]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer]
  <m0zzie> I'm a bastard.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198606
text:
  <draxx> my friend has an mirc script that will delete any
  channel
  <draxx> or server
  <draxx> ive been trying to get it
  <draxx> from him
  <XenoWolf> lol
  <XenoWolf> you cant delete channels..
  <draxx> oh yah
  <draxx> you dont understand
  <draxx> this kids a hardcore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198705
text:
  <Timelord> My beard has blonde hairs.
  <Timelord> And red.
  <Timelord> And brown.
  <Timelord> And black.
  <Timelord> And white.
  <Timelord> And a couple of other shades of those.
  <asshat> stop going down on carebears


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198761
text:
  <griffin> would you tongue fuck pagans asshole for 27.4
  million?
  <jstepka-w> yup
  <jstepka-w> i'd do a lot of shit for 27.4 million
  <griffin> would you kill your mom?
  <jstepka-w> would I get caught?
  <griffin> no
  <jstepka-w> yes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198863
text:
  <@Gaz> my rgby team is losing so ...
  <FrozenFood> ..ok
  <@Gaz> I should change channels :)
  <@Gaz> but ...
  <FrozenFood> just tile them! i have 4 channels open
  <Mike> spoken like a true IRC addict
  * Mike is pretty sure Gaz meant a TV channel....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198919
text:
  <Dejavu> axxess plz close the msn window immediately. dont read
  it PLZ!
  <axxessdenied> wow
  <axxessdenied> whee
  <axxessdenied> your password
  <axxessdenied> MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  <Dejavu>
  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.198966
text:
  <seisan> New hacking tool: chocolate
  <seisan> A survey of office workers in London found that
  almost three quarters would reveal their network-access
  password in exchange for a bar of chocolate.
  <Echo|Fox> The same survey also revealed that 84% of male
  respondants would give up their bank PIN code for a blow job.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199061
text:
  <SupaShaD> i hate it when people invite me to eat dinner at
  their house
  <SupaShaD> cuz then i have to act all polite and shit
  <SupaShaD> when all i really wanna do is eat the food and then
  go fuck their daughter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199102
text:
  Americanyankee: True or False? I have a really big penis...
  who ever gets the right answer gets 500gil
  Cookiemonster: False
  Ziegfried: false
  Tyechmo: haha looks like your out 1000 gil


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199151
text:
  <kryz> You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to build me
  the ultimate weapon of mass l33tness. Instead of some lame
  chemical or nuclear POS, it's going to be a giant bomb of ice
  cream. So when It hits, there will be no collateral damage,
  but everyone will have the biggest ice cream headache. Then I
  will win the prizes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199243
text:
  Dr SpaZZo: Complain about something and I'll one up you.
  TwilightKnight00: um i'm cold?
  Dr SpaZZo: My laptop power cord is making sparks and at any
  moment it'll probably light my pants on fire.
  TwilightKnight00: heheh thats kinda funny
  Dr SpaZZo: I know...
  TwilightKnight00: if it does happen
  TwilightKnight00: grab your digicam
  TwilightKnight00: i want video


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199287
text:
  <Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach
  products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199353
text:
  <Brentai> Michael who?
  <TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent.
  <Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead.
  <Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent.
  <Thom> Died having a wank.
  <Brentai> Poor guy.
  <Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie.
  <DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never
  knew how right he was.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199406
text:
  <Calisa> I can only hope there are hotel rooms involved in the
  party. I need to give my secret garden to serenity. We'll ride
  the comet of passion and wait until the sun dawns on the pool
  of spilled innocence. A world that's calm in the everlasting
  wake.
  <TribGuru> she's gonna fuck the desk clerk.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199455
text:
  <gangee> i would pay for a 44 gigabit back bone
  <gangee> but hey
  <gangee> i work at macdonalds what can i say :P
  <Ufnb> would you like fries with that?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199516
text:
  <KitBoxPocket> jesus christ
  <KitBoxPocket> we've had this number for ten years
  <KitBoxPocket> TEN. YEARS.
  <KitBoxPocket> And we STILL get calls from people asking for
  the fucking Hatfields!
  <KitBoxPocket> I swear, one of these days I'm going to answer
  with "No! We's the McCoys and we's a-feudin'!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199558
text:
  [testic] Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his
  lifetime: 7,200
  [sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty high
  [testic] I think that includes wanking and wet dreams
  [sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty low


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199665
text:
  <MKDemon> my girlfriend has boobs.
  <Kevyn> My girlfriend has boobs too.
  <Kevyn> And by boobs, I meant "two balled up t-shirts stuffed
  up a pillowcase"
  <Kevyn> ...And by girlfriend, I meant "pillow"
  <Kevyn> In case you couldn't tell.
  <Kevyn> No pun intended.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199714
text:
  <LordArgent> I see an iMac and I want it painted black, no
  colors anymore I want them to turn black.
  <LordArgent> It's not a real computer, you have to face the
  facts. When you're on a Macintosh, your soul has turned to
  black.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199767
text:
  <Juridian> 'You have reached the 1-800-HACKERS tech support
  line, all of our operators are currently busy.  Please leave
  your IP, username and password at the beep and we'll get right
  back to you....'  *beeeeeep*
  * The-Rev is calling 1-800-HACKERS
  <The-Rev> brb
  <The-Rev> Bet its some sort of adult line


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910120
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199822
text:
  <Packet> my boss just walked by one of the contractors that
  get canned friday
  <Packet> and goes "HEY! I thought I fired you!"
  <hmodes> "oh wait, i did..  HAHAHAHAHA!"
  <hmodes> i aspire to crush people's souls like that some day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910120
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199875
text:
  <maggie> how do i shut down my computer?
  <uh> press start...
  <maggie> no i want to SHUT DOWN! why does everyone tell me to
  click start...
  <uh> ... you might as well just pull the power cord...
  <maggie> uh but i also heard...
  * maggie has quit irc (Error: connection reset by peer)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910120
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.199940
text:
  <weed> alright, i gotta get back to work
  <Phucker> You mean masturbation?
  <weed> i havn't done that in a while
  <weed> i must be gettin old
  <Phucker> I did it 6 times yesterday
  <Phucker> So I'm good
  <weed> 6 times?!
  <Phucker> Yeah
  <weed> you must be 'chapped'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200005
text:
  <@anorexicpoodle> so the cable modem is plugged directly into
  your comp
  <KooGooShii> lemme check
  <KooGooShii> yup
  <KooGooShii> i just unhooked it and checked
  <FinalLancer> /notice me if you get it up, imma gonna be doing
  stuffs
  <KooGooShii> yet im still on the internet
  <KooGooShii> isnt that weird
  <@anorexicpoodle> uhh
  <@anorexicpoodle> what port did you unhook
  <KooGooShii> lets see how long i can go without my modem
  plugged in before i get disconnected!
  KooGooShii «~aliasmpu@24.114.112.97» has Quit iRC (Read error:
  Connection reset by peer)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200053
text:
  <c-rOCK> all my real life friends know of the qdb now.
  <c-rOCK> if they ever find out who I am, im fucked.
  <c-rOCK> I cant be connected to this loser shit like you fags.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200105
text:
  <IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear.
  <mothoc> that's probably why your friend was arrested
  <IDK> The moral is, beware Russian/Eastern European accents.
  <IDK> Apparently, the fall of the Soviet Union caused the
  world market to be flooded with weapons-grade jailbait.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200170
text:
  <Isengard> arkenstone: if i (one day) have to get a pacemaker,
  i'm gonna insist on a serial interface for it ;)
  <Isengard> jack meself in at night, check the stats.
  <arkenstone> Isengard: my uncle had a ps2 port looking thing
  in his side
  <Isengard> or usb, that way i could recharge ;)
  <golgy> run snmp traps
  <galahad> golgy: laugh
  <golgy> "Warning: Heart not beating"
  <galahad> yeah, it would be amusing
  <galahad> the coroner could just grep syslog for "fuxor" to
  determine time of death..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200221
text:
  <jettekuk> can anybody help me?
  <ironi> jettekuk: i hope you realize your nick mean huge cock
  in swedish
  (and maybe other languages as well)
  <jettekuk> no i didn t know that
  <jettekuk> my name is jettek and i live in the uk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200265
text:
  * uoyem (meyou@little.filipino.kids.handle-my.biz) Quit ([BX]
  Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH!)
  <cjwc> irony?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200311
text:
  [reidman   ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on
  the Apple Quicktime site??
  [|Dan|     ) god only knows why
  [|Dan|     ) and he's laughing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200358
text:
  <tadpoleofdeath> Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween
  and Christmas?
  <elfking> why?
  <tadpoleofdeath> Because Oct 31 is Dec 25


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910123
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200456
text:
  NTG85002: Hahaha
  NTG85002: Today I was at my psych 101 lecture, of about 300
  people, and we were talking about Freud's psychosexual stages,
  and how he thought homosexuality was credited to an lack of
  influence from the same sex parent.
  NTG85002: So in the middle of class, my friend says "I don't
  believe that.  If not having one of your parents around led to
  homosexuality, there would be a lot more black homosexuals."
  NTG85002: The teacher was speechless.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910123
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200505
text:
  <mandz> i am going out. i'm waiting for the washing machine to
  stop
  <lohnro> usually youre on top of it hoping it doesnt stop


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200549
text:
  (nathan) weird.  my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly
  pinging the server
  (nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other,
  it blocks up
  (nathan) like a bad bowel movement


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200600
text:
  <zlut> how to make a directory?
  <Apollo-> mkdir
  <zlut> thanks
  <Apollo-> no problem, slut
  <Apollo-> err, zlut


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200651
text:
  TC3743: My laptop is ghetto.
  sgtpudding: sweet, does it cuss at you and say things like
  'bling bling'?
  TC3743: Haha , yeah I came home and it was pimping out the
  toaster to the coffee machine =/
  sgtpudding: LOL
  sgtpudding: it's probably thinking "stop being a playa' hater"
  right now
  TC3743: lol
  TC3743: I dunno, we just got a new rice cooker...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200812
text:
  * X sets mode: +b *!*@68.68.*
  * s0ur was kicked by X ((collindavis) you were warned)
  <@SJr|Tecra> Right now, with cbdavis's latest ban about  3/
  65536th of the net is banned from this channel.
  <@SJr|Tecra> doesn't banning a /16 raise ethical and moral
  issues about prejudice, stereotyping, and netmaskism,
  descrimination against people based on there network address?
  How can we as moral human beings condone such activities?
  Whats the difference between banning someone who thru no
  events but fate is given 68.68. as an ip address, versus
  someone who thru no events as fate is given dark skin? In the
  latter we did
  <@SJr|Tecra> but no longer condone such activites such as
  prejudice. It would be incorrect to say that one is more
  likely to commit a crime based on the skin color, but doesn't
  society move so slowly that we still find it ethical and moral
  to say that based on someones netmask they are going to be a
  spammer.
  <@cd|work> it's IRC bitch - stfu
  <@cd|work> you're about to see a *.ca ban if you don't shut up
  :)
  <@SJr|Tecra> didn't hitler say that about Germany, cd|work?
  <@SJr|Tecra> Hitler to Chaimberlain: it's germany - stfu


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200859
text:
  Awesomest771: god damn jeff's been at blockbuster for 2 hours,
  where the fuck is he
  Einhander MKII: that was a pretty stupid question


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.200910
text:
  <bean2edu>Try seeding the RNG with the current system time,
  that should help somewhat
  <kram>You do know that the numbers generated are still
  pseudo-random, and not true RNs.  In fact there is no way to
  generate true random numbers.
  <bean2edu>Obviously you've never had your wife balance the
  checkbook.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910127
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201043
text:
  <wof> does anyone really use emacs?
  <Pills> my wife used to
  <wof> really?
  <wof> what'd she do?
  <Pills> she... edited files? :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910127
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201221
text:
  <Swift> I need lemonade.
  <dmc2> I hate it when my sound goes blurry.
  <supakoopa> i hate when my video gets loud.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910127
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201289
text:
  <Gwindor> I wasn't paying attention until I glanced and saw
  "squishing" and "cleavage" in the same sentence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910128
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201369
text:
  <Q> i need a remote control, and when you press a button on
  it, it makes your female friends stop being weird
  <Lestat> I have one of those.
  <Lestat> It's called a gun.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910128
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201457
text:
  <Threeboy> !down
  * ChanServ sets mode: -o Threeboy
  <Threeboy> !up
  * ChanServ sets mode: +o Threeboy
  <tKE> !up!up!dn!dn!lt!rt!lt!lt!B!A!B!A!Select!Start
  <tKE> damn, I want my 30 lives


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910128
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201501
text:
  (dez) I had to write an essay about handicapped parking spots
  (dez) I chose to write about how fat people are not
  handicapped
  (dez) And how they should get special parking spots at the end
  of the lot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201570
text:
  <@Infinik> Hehe.
  <@Infinik> I just took a call for the Samaritans
  <@Infinik> Our phone numbers are one number apart
  <@Infinik> So this guy was talking to me about some charity
  shit
  <@Infinik> And I interrupted him
  <@Infinik> "Would you excuse me for a moment?" "Sure." "HEY
  JULIO! I SAID DON'T LET THE JEWISH KIDS IN WITH THE HUMAN KIDS
  YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
  <@Infinik> He hung up :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201616
text:
  <Shockster> Did you hear about that woman that smoked dope in
  the streets of Baghdad? She was so stoned.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201661
text:
  [sg1138_] My father was nicknamed "Dr Cyclops"
  [ianmc38] cos he only ever showed u his 1eyed monster?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201708
text:
  (Angelus): If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand
  grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe
  it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they
  are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201769
text:
  <FLoYD>  CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
  <FLoYD>  DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some
  day!.. Listen........
  <FLoYD>  Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a
  meeting with
  <FLoYD>  your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber
  Cafi. Then,
  <FLoYD>  mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and
  when dad
  <FLoYD>  was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no
  firewall. Seeing
  <FLoYD>  that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried
  on doing the upload.
  <FLoYD>  Nine months later, the virus appeared!.
  <FLoYD>  CHILD: Huh?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201814
text:
  * Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory
  * Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff.
  o_o;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201872
text:
  * osmaker wonders if u have a broken software CD and email it
  back to the 'publisher', if they will replace it for free.
  <Gnimsh> Publisher=MS?
  <osmaker> sure
  <osmaker> any publisher
  <Gnimsh> How do you email them a cd?
  <osmaker> dunno for sure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.201953
text:
  <cj_> this guy is selling STEAKS door to door
  <jej> SWEET.
  <cj_> he's hella pushy too.
  <jej> BUY MY STEAK!
  <cj_> he's giving her his cellphone number
  <cj_> he actually brought stake with him to show her
  <jej> LOOK AT MY STEAK!
  <cj_> he's showing her each piece of meat now
  <spides> ahaha
  <spides> Door to Door Meat
  <spides> maybe he's propositioning her in some weird fetishy
  way
  <cj_> this guy is a freak
  <cj_> if i had answered the door he woulda been gone about 10
  minutes ago
  <cj_> who the hell does door-to-door at 8:30
  <spides> who the fuck sells steak door to door
  <cj_> good fucking question. this guy might be a  nut


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202012
text:
  <Grimp> uh
  <Grimp> I think my cd-rom eject si broke
  <G_Reaper> Stop putting your drink on it
  *** Skky joined the party line.
  <Grimp> dammit
  <Grimp> my cd-rom drive is dead
  <Skky> that's what happens when you use it as a cup holder


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202072
text:
  <remial> gah...
  <remial> I was visiting my college roommate earlier today...
  <remial> his ex-GF and his daughter were there...
  <remial> they were in the other room watching cartoons or
  something...
  <remial> and my friend asked me how my life was going, and I
  told him that things wre OK but it felt like there was some
  sort of consperacy to keep me from getting laid...
  <remial> his ex GF immediatly calls someone on her Cel phone
  and says "He knows"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202121
text:
  (djaby) ohh k me frm marz
  (djaby) visit sum time...
  (djaby) its a cooool place
  (djaby) ur zip has sum ko0o0o00ol tackz...
  (st0vbold) I thought so, since you can't spell shit's worth
  (djaby) u there zip....
  (djaby) this st0vbold iz borin2 talk wit..
  (djaby) :)
  (st0vbold) sure I am
  (djaby) yeah but me like 2 speak eit borin ppl also...
  (djaby) :)
  (djaby) so u r in q plz wait...:)
  (djaby) lol
  (st0vbold) go back to dalnet
  (djaby) cum into me chann sum time... me a op in it ... me vil
  bann u in a sec ??? :)
  (djaby) hey how cum u no me frm dalnet....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202181
text:
  <Etruscan> i guess i have downloaded that much
  <Etruscan> maybe more
  <Etruscan> in 16 days
  <Etruscan> when i downloaded anime :/
  <Etruscan> 200mb a night
  * Etruscan sighs
  <Etruscan> mmm
  <Etruscan> i luv kiddy pr0n
  <Etruscan> i mean
  <Etruscan> anime pr0n
  * Etruscan winks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202229
text:
  <bitchcunt> for the love of god, kathleen, he doesn't care
  about your hair! and if he does, maybe he should be going out
  with your brother.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202283
text:
  <@Scootz> i just realized i left 'erection after death' in my
  google search bar when i let my dad use the computer
  <@Scootz> and it's different now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202336
text:
  <amoeba> it's a little known fact that the binary releases
  aren't actually compiled by anyone, they just mysteriously
  appear on the FTP site packaged and ready for release.. it's
  postulated that the Devil himself uses Mozilla, and in return
  for using it he takes care of the insane build requirements


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202390
text:
  <Cold0ne> the house is shaking
  <Cold0ne> WTF!!!!!
  <Guyp> you know youre a geek when there's an earth quake but
  instead of running away you keep writing "WTF!?!" :O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202444
text:
  <CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?
  <drunkers> probably and honest mistake
  <CaMR0N> but everyone?
  <drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?
  <CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone
  <drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202512
text:
  <mdl> i think nec uses aperture grille tubes
  <mdl> and mitsu
  <mdl> yeah
  <AlmtyBob> there ar ea few I believe
  <RevMarcus> afaik nec and mitsumi both do invar shadow mask
  <AlmtyBob> if I wasn't masturbating I'd look on the back of my
  monitor and tell you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910134
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202565
text:
  <andy> meaningful conversation always brighten one's day...
  <Pkekyo|> no fucking wonder it's pitch black outside


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910134
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202649
text:
  Nick: yeah the other day i was late for work and kinda
  half-pushed this lady over
  Nick: like, the lady fell completely over
  Nick: but i was only half responsible


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202757
text:
  <+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs??
  <@pain> try www.google.com
  <+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
  <@pain> lol, nice script
  <+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
  <+iNzpekth|buzy> hey pain, i didnt find ftp from
  www.google.com, which link is it?
  * pain cries


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202830
text:
  <Paine> Ah shit guys, I'm fucked.
  <Criosys> ?
  <Paine> I was showing my mom the way to download and watch
  music on the computer downstairs (yeah, illegal, sue me).
  Anyway, I forgot to factor in the fact that there's an option
  box to "Search my computer for music files".
  <Criosys> and...?
  <Paine> What I DIDN'T know, was that it also adds video files.
  So about 5 minutes ago, I walked through the living room, saw
  my mom and sister at the computer watching the visualisations.
  <Paine> On the way back OUT of the room, the song changed, and
  all of a sudden, hardcore lesbian porn for my mom and sister
  to enjoy.
  <Paine> Now they're banging on the door so I'm turning MY
  music way up so they can't hear my crying >_<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202872
text:
  Steve: I was buying condoms for a friend of mine at the beach
  in a drug store
  Steve: and I also picked up one of those freezable ice packs
  cuz I hurt my knee surfing that day
  Steve: I put both of the items on teh counter
  Steve: the big black guy behind the counter looks at me and
  says quite loudly
  Steve: son, what are you gonna do to that poor girl
  Steve: this older couple that was checking out looks at me and
  then hurries out fo the store


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202932
text:
  <digdug> wow
  <digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've
  accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
  <digdug> it's one of those days...
  <tokage> try /nick DigDug
  <tokage> that'll probably fix it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.202980
text:
  <cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.
  <kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential
  equations..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203028
text:
  * SlamServ changes topic to 'Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Commits
  Suicide, Last Words: "There Is No Spoon"'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203169
text:
  [glr] anyone who have this one:Ç§ÓðúQ¤ò¿Ú¤ËÒ§¤¨¤¿ÈÕ¡© by
  kazuki tomokawa?
  [Red Faux] >_>
  [Red Faux] Ç§ÓðúQ¤ò¿Ú¤ËÒ§¤¨¤¿ÈÕ¡©
  [Red Faux] I love that song.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203222
text:
  <teu> I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my
  girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to
  double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still
  totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with
  me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me.
  We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally
  feel like our relationship is fully equal


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203293
text:
  <slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1
  <slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?
  <slippy> don't fight with the americans?
  <slippy> hrhrhr
  <doggie^> hahah
  <doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red
  white and blue
  <doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they
  wouldnt be able to blow us up
  <slippy> lol
  <slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks
  <slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a
  drive-thru, you dopey obese fools"
  <doggie^> hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203353
text:
  <countzero> chubbyken: how chubby are you?..
  <markanoid> he's not chubby anymore, he's been working out..
  havent you read?
  <aander> i heard somewhere that his name isnt ken either
  <uprightmonkey> i also read that he isnt even gay!
  <aander> upright, now dont be silly. do you believe everything
  you read?
  <uprightmonkey> true true, aander. my bad.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203402
text:
  <dodge> i tell ya
  <dodge> youre sitting here one minuite, the next thing you
  know youve just woken up and theres ya laptop under yer
  pillow...
  <Lord-Data> nope.. just you ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203448
text:
  2( SilentSniper )  : I took my ps2 to florida, and the
  airport security bomb checker dude wouldnt stop asking me
  questions... "Did you get it when it was $200 or $300? Should
  I get an XBox or a PS2? I heard that a Ps3 is coming out? What
  is the best game?"
  14( OuT-4-BlooD )  : haha
  02( SilentSniper )  : SHUT UP AND LOOK FOR DANGEROUS
  EXPLOSIVES AND QUESTIONABLE FOREIGNERS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203495
text:
  <zero|afk> I'M A COMPUTER NERD LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO POKE
  MY DICK IM NOT TOO SPECIFIC. PLZ RESPOND


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203600
text:
  <Nerd> IE closed while I was logging in and now when I try to
  open it, it triggers a fatal exception.
  <MikeyPain> hmmm
  <Nerd> I really don't want to be forced into using the AOL
  browser, damn it.
  <MikeyPain> Does it say "Click Yes if you have a small penis?"
  and then won't let you click no?
  <Nerd> Exactly.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203661
text:
  *** pipes changed the topic of kiwicon to: - Kiwicon marketing
  department back in action!
  < rauc> good topic
  < pipes> many people in here will know what that means ;)
  < rauc> ok...I do not really know what it means, but I am glad
  to see
  Kiwicon run again. Let me know if I can help
  < pipes> rauc: first time we did kiwicon
  < pipes> no one wrote any stories
  < pipes> so we wrote our own
  < pipes> and kind of xss'd em into major news sites


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203802
text:
  <Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only
  thing that can kill him
  <Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203851
text:
  seamus: Monday is President's Day.
  seamus: What are YOU going to get YOUR president?
  seamus: I'm going to get mine a dictionary and a Clifford the
  Big Red Dog book.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203903
text:
  <Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service
  * Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked
  by the STFU op insult detector)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.203954
text:
  <Spazz`> I know that I'm supposed to respect my neighbors'
  culture because they're hispanic, but I wish that wifebeating
  was a little quieter.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204046
text:
  <[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> I WANNA BE AN OP TOO!
  <MacIrish> OMG that be like givin a monkey a shotgun


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204096
text:
  <Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of
  illegal pron is.
  <Rasputin> children
  <Sbot> children are VERY expensive


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204154
text:
  <Abstract> wb
  <Wolf> thanks
  <Wolf> I'm jelous of my computer
  <Abstract> why?
  <Wolf> It gets more fucked up than i do


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910143
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204234
text:
  -!- Hella has joined #hithere
  <Hella> yo
  <Hella> screem
  <screem> hi hel
  <Hella> yo set me Op
  <screem> nah I won't
  <Hella> why not?`
  <Hella> you did before man
  <sceem> yeh ... that was BEFORE you kicked everyone out becuz
  they didn't want to talk about their sexual fetishes
  <Hella> Hey! I kicked them becuz they were swearing like
  don't-know-what - and they KNEW this is an PG-13 channel!
  <screem> yah, sure
  <compL33Tly> what r u guyz up to
  <Hella> THEY DID SWEAR! I JUST KICKED THEM BECUZ THEY WERE
  SWEARING AND YOU KNOW I HATE SWEARING!
  <screem> forget it bro
  <Hella> NOW GODDAMN IT I WANT TO BE A FUCKIN OP BECUZ I THINK
  I CAN HANDLE THEM COCKSUCKING CUSSERS! OP ME BITCH!
  -!- Hella has been kicked from #hithere (Reason: No Cussing
  allowed)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204426
text:
  <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone
  <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> seriously
  <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> lol
  <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> sscreen si off
  <@|nsid3r> k
  <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> but im still typing
  <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> ahhh!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204484
text:
  <goober> Man, my wrist hurts
  <flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm.
  <goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much?
  <flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm
  it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm
  a rest.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204531
text:
  puffster: Can you really start a sentence with "With almost
  100% accuracy..."?
  killdbykangeroos: I think I'm positive you can.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204643
text:
  <MarkGobbin> ok think of some answerable but subjective
  question
  <Sergio> why?
  <MarkGobbin> wow... i'm erecting a statue in your honour for
  that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204700
text:
  [20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy?
  [20:21] <KidHype> 2
  [20:22] <KidHype> his and hers
  [20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids?
  [20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204799
text:
  <bumjock> man I need a hobby
  <bumjock> legal this time
  <bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies
  <bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town
  every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204853
text:
  <PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano.
  <piman> PyroP, Uh...
  <aer> I see..
  <PyroP> ^banging^banging on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204905
text:
  <TriviaBot> WHAT IS HANSEN'S DISEASE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS ?
  <TriviaBot> HINT : @@@@@@@
  <moodlet> shitty taste in music


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.204988
text:
  <okoshun> The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool
  tiles in the dark.
  <max> That
  <max> Of course they have the right idea.  Cat's are perfect.
  <max> Or so they like to believe :)
  <okoshun> The *are* perfect.  ;)
  <max> Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk
  yesterday?
  <max> You know how I have a corner desk?
  <okoshun> A gravitational flaw.
  <max> he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up
  <max> And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in
  the corner between the two segments
  <max> So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down
  <okoshun> max: He did that on purpose.
  <max> It was funny as hell.
  <okoshun> max: He knew you needed a laugh.
  <max> he looked mortified.  He left shortly after.
  <okoshun> You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat.
  ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205035
text:
  <Gil_AFK> i hate stuff that works for ages without probs and
  suddenly dies without a single error message or anything.
  <ElctroJkr> like senior citizens


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205090
text:
  <TommyLee> what site?
  <Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
  <TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
  <Dan`> no
  <XG3> fuck i did
  <XG3> i thought it was mandatory


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205131
text:
  (@|HashBot|) Final and decisive action of the Napoleonic Wars,
  that effectively ended French domination of Europe?
  (SiCK) Surrender


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205182
text:
  <_tail> i stopped beleiving you a minute ago
  <Idiot> i'm surprised you believed me at all
  <_tail> you started tlaking a minute ago


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205325
text:
  <cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy
  sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the
  millitary


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205380
text:
  <BoneCollector> well americanisation is quite big in SA
  <BoneCollector> all the youngsters hear want to be like the
  Americans, especially with the black kids
  <mog> that's funny
  <mog> all the white kids here want to be africans
  <mog> who would have thought


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205461
text:
  <DrBob> You'll never get it. Men weren't meant to understand
  women.
  <Odin> not true.
  <Odin> I've managed to solve for the fundamental logic
  operation of women.
  <DrBob> It's just best to let them do what they want, so
  they'll let us do stuff to them.
  <Odin> Nono let me explain.
  <Odin> Women are fundamentally amplifiers.
  <Odin> Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied
  <Odin> give them money you don't have in the form of a credit
  card, expect a huge debt
  <Odin> give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of
  love back
  <Odin> give them a little DNA in the bedroom
  <Odin> and they give you a baby
  <Odin> So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to
  recieve a ton of shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205542
text:
  <spikeo > a part of me wishes everyone could have seen that
  <spikeo > and another part of me doesnt
  <spikeo > ok i have really itchy pubic wig atm (not lice,
  before you ask)
  <spikeo > so i tried my clippers on it
  <Gecko`> that part being your ELBOW
  <spikeo > didn't realise they don't *do* long hairs
  <spikeo > and my fucking shaver got tangled to my crotch
  <spikeo > and was trying to kill me
  <Emmeh> rofl
  <Rel^Slacking> lol
  <spikeo > i was like bicentennial man
  <spikeo > or kryten trailing his groinal attachments
  <spikeo > i can laugh now
  <spikeo > but
  <spikeo > NO BABIES FOR ME
  <spikeo > :'(
  <Rel^Slacking> Thats prolly a good thing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205587
text:
  <timovgod> why is it that not 10 minutes after they put the
  straight-jacket on my nuts start to itch?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205636
text:
  <WickedClown> well one night after sex i was lazy and left the
  condom on the floor till morning
  <WickedClown> her dog ate it
  <WickedClown> and her dad found it hanging from the dogs butt
  the next day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205732
text:
  <erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then
  <grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up
  today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205788
text:
  < traicovn> I'm stealing wifi at the shearton right now
  < traicovn> until security comes and gets me
  < traicovn> Some older upper 30s drunk woman invited me up to
  her room.
  < traicovn> But I think the high speed is just about the same
  up there so I turned her down.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910152
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205835
text:
  <Froggy> back in high school, football was only good for one
  thing, helping me try to get with Band chicks
  <Froggy> I failed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910152
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205886
text:
  <Ronwe> when I signed onto IRC I didn't expect to be involved
  in sodomy
  <Ronwe> or incest....
  <Ronwe> or be enjoying it....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910152
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205945
text:
  <`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
  <clay> yes
  <clay> a social dicksucker
  <clay> much like the social smoker
  <clay> he puffs for his homies
  <`rip> puffs on his homies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.205996
text:
  <g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/
  canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police
  department?
  <g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D:


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206048
text:
  Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day
  advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
  Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than
  me
  Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally
  religious
  Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so
  I turned around, and went to run over here
  Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
  Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and
  said "The lord will protect me"
  Gear Grinder X: well.... he didn't


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206096
text:
  (Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound
  (zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206155
text:
  <Stormrider> I should bomb something
  <Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that
  are the reason I don't log chats
  <Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
  <Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who
  DOES log chats.
  *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
  <FBI> We saw it anyway.
  *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910154
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206208
text:
  <Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college
  <Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a
  retard
  <Folken> So you kill retards with rocks?
  <Reaver_Reload> Yes.
  <Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910154
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206253
text:
  RegEdit: Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste. Wow. Even
  toothpaste can be extreme
  hyt: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH... and to the next event... extreme
  gargling
  RegEdit: It's called bukkake
  hyt: Ewww


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910154
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206319
text:
  <Dan|Out>   my cat is using the toilet methinks
  <ph`>   cool
  <ph`>   make a video
  <ph`>   with some close ups
  <Reverend_Julian>   you'll make money
  <SoM>   I need to take a shower
  <ph`>   cool
  <ph`>   make a video
  <ph`>   with  some close ups
  <Reverend_Julian>   you'll make money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206371
text:
  <Comrade_Zoo> If an animal rapes you, can you sue it's owner?
  <Revolution_Man> I did.
  <Revolution_Man> And I won.
  <Revolution_Man> Take THAT, Richards Fish Mart.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206422
text:
  <LilGCube740> are you from a dif country
  <|STeReOtYpE|> portugal
  <LilGCube740> u speak poor english
  <LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206571
text:
  <MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to
  tell your computer what to do
  <isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts
  <NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really
  fast will it go to a porn site?
  <isajeep> you can do that nick
  <NickBlasta> sweet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206663
text:
  SouLTaKeR2023: I was on the phone with a friend
  SouLTaKeR2023: and we happen to talk about foreskin
  ARazorbladeGrin: amazing
  SouLTaKeR2023: and my lil bro walks in
  SouLTaKeR2023: and hes like
  SouLTaKeR2023: "whats foreskin"?
  SouLTaKeR2023: Im like
  SouLTaKeR2023: "Its the skin on the forehead"
  SouLTaKeR2023: I flicked him on the forehead so he would leave
  SouLTaKeR2023: and now hes running around the house yelling
  SouLTaKeR2023: "MAMA ALEX FLICKED MY FORESKIN"
  ARazorbladeGrin: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206723
text:
  <+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot
  <+gwenhyvar> Krispy: I had to poo really bad when the AT&T guy
  was installing our phone.. and I couldn't untill he was gone
  <+Straylight> why not? installing a phone in the bathroom?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206819
text:
  <KANG> darkdude?
  <darkdude> yeah?
  <Tobias> Whatever the fuck you want to be called.
  <Tobias> He's a newbie.
  <KANG> since when did we start letting black people in here?
  <Tobias> Dunno.
  <darkdude> dude im not black
  <darkdude> :P
  <KANG> sure you aren't blacky
  <Tobias> You seem like it.
  <darkdude> lol
  <Tobias> Mr.  dark dude
  <darkdude> just thought the name was OK
  <KANG> I mean, the only description we have to go is "dude",
  meaning you lack vagina, and "dark", obviously referring to
  your skin color
  <Tobias> Aye.
  <Tobias> What the dying mullet said.
  <darkdude> dark means happy
  <darkdude> here
  <darkdude> lol
  <Tobias> In what?
  <Tobias> Niggatown?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206873
text:
  <Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the
  shit out of me
  <Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big
  <Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he
  didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him
  too much, but he squeezed harder.  It all depends on how far I
  was willing to go
  <spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a
  breadbox in my drawers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206915
text:
  Solo Herron: they have some pistols with big calibers
  Solo Herron: but if you add barrel length and large caliber
  then you have a bad ass pistol that breaks your wrist
  Solo Herron: You would have to do lots of pre-emptive
  masturbation to get your wrist in shape!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.206973
text:
  <Lilt> I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he
  said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said,
  "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well,
  you won't be able to get into the corners very well."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207023
text:
  <DavidGilmour> Some people are like Slinkies... generally
  useless, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble
  down the stairs.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207124
text:
  <ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about
  filling it up with
  water and filling myself up with beer in the back
  yard
  <ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910159
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207173
text:
  <krazegurl> fuck
  <krazegurl> i smell like cock
  <krazegurl> i didnt wash my face well enough or it went up my
  nose


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910159
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207221
text:
  ( ¤ ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore
  Act>I will now send you a cum filled tube sock if you buy
  something off my wishlist, thanks!</Male Camwhore Act>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910159
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207273
text:
  <avalon> can I touch you now?
  <Nala> I still don't know you
  -!- avalon is now known as dad
  <dad> how about now?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910160
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207325
text:
  <dot> *shrug*
  <dot> i know most references
  <dot> because i am ... whats that word?
  <dot> i know stuff


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910160
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207390
text:
  <Draco889> Chickengod got caught masturbating in school
  <Cunnilingus> in his class ?
  <Draco889> not sure
  <Cunnilingus> bah
  <Zim[School]> :)
  <Draco889> its not easy i can tell you that
  <Draco889> wait
  <Draco889> nm
  <Cunnilingus> maybe he just masturbated in the toilets
  <Draco889> i wonder how he fit bolth feet in


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910160
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207488
text:
  *** V is now known as MissScarlet
  <Foxworth> ...
  <Foxworth> must...
  <Foxworth> resist...
  <Foxworth> urge...
  *** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
  *** Quits: MissScarlet (chime@resnet-47-197.dorm.utexas.edu)
  (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207533
text:
  <shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the
  manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells
  them to cheap bastards like myself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207588
text:
  <CragHack>Theory is when you know everything and nothing
  works.
  <CragHack>Practice is when things work, and noone knows why.
  <CragHack>Here we combine theory and practice.
  <CragHack>Nothing works and noone knows why.
  <Bs> O.o lol'd.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207633
text:
  <Tully> Without looking at your keyboard, tell me what order
  the letter keys are in (from left to right)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207734
text:
  <infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH!
  <al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france
  <infinity> stfu asswipe


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207826
text:
  *** ubermensch- is now known as peer
  <peer> DIE POOFSTER
  *** Quits: Poofster (Solo84@202.151.232.16) (Read error:
  Connection reset by peer)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207872
text:
  DominationForce: omfg
  DominationForce: I'm sitting on a greyhound bus today on my
  way back to college
  DominationForce: and this girl spends 2 fucking hours on her
  cellphone whining to her boyfriend that her cellphone bill is
  huge
  DominationForce: and then she calls her mom and whines some
  more


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.207925
text:
  <The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... :
  /
  <The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to
  get room for all the new shi.... toys
  <Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday.  They got heaps!
  Yesterday was cleanup day
  <The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents
  from #xmas :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208014
text:
  ComNerd1: would you have sex with anybody?
  Auto response from KarpenkoSoup: No women, no kids
  ComNerd1: oh, ok
  KarpenkoSoup: Yeah, those are the rules.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208070
text:
  <Ebanis>I love Sei's Wang!
  <Tilus>i'm not using shqua's triggers until he changes them
  <Ebanis>...That's a trigger?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208122
text:
  Poopsydo: i was remembering that my brother used to wake me up
  when i was little to go open the gifts from santa...
  Poopsydo: he would say: lizy lizy wake up, santa came by...
  Poopsydo: and i would jump and follow him
  Poopsydo: and one time he did that...and i followed him..
  Poopsydo: and it wasn't even december
  Poopsydo: it was like the middle of the summer
  Poopsydo: he sat in the middle of the living room and laughed
  his ass off at me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208169
text:
  [Bwafflz] <Veritas|jackals> if u know how to get ur dick out
  of a beer bottle (dont ask) PM ME plZ immeditately!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910165
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208227
text:
  <GrimReap99> Anti is an example of an over-irc-ed child.
  <GrimReap99> Antidead: "Hallo mother, what is for teh
  breakfahst? double eww tee eff? Pancakes? Stfu."
  <ANTIAWAY> dad - "!kb Antidead"
  <GrimReap99> Mother: "!topic Pancakes biotch"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910165
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208283
text:
  < Magus|Screen> Ooh, that would've been bad
  < Magus|Screen> Trying to think of an analogy for a problem
  this customer's having
  < Magus|Screen> "Trying to predict loads on the shared servers
  is like trying to make a Jew eat pork"
  < Magus|Screen> Almost said it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208405
text:
  GuyGuy: I am so fucking dead, dude.
  Bilbo22: What's up?
  GuyGuy: Ok, this is gonna take some explanation.
  Bilbo22: Go for it.
  GuyGuy: Alright. My wife goes crazy when I cum in her. She
  really likes the feeling of liquid shooting into her or
  something, cause she's absolutely nuts about it. It's like a
  fucking fetish.
  GuyGuy: Anyway, Last week she went totally overboard with
  this. We were having sex, and everything was going great, but
  when I said I was about to cum she grabbed me by the shaft,
  forcefully yanked me out of her, got this fucking jar from the
  drawer in the nightstand, and collected my fucking semen in
  it.
  Bilbo22: What the fuck?
  GuyGuy: Yeah. Weird ass shit.
  Bilbo22: No, I mean the fact you're telling me this shit. I
  don't want to hear this.
  GuyGuy: It's important dude, hear me out.
  Bilbo22: Fine, Fine.
  GuyGuy: Anyway, I was asking what the fuck she was up to and
  she tells me she wants to save up my jism so she can take it
  all at once. So she sticks the jar in the fridge and tells me
  we can't have any more sex until I fill the thing entirely.
  GuyGuy: And long story short, I just don't got that much juice
  in me, so after a week of trying to jack it until I could fill
  it, my penis felt like it was gonna burst. So I decided to
  cheat, and topped it off with some of this dove soap she has,
  cause it looks a lot like semen.
  Bilbo22: Oh dear god, I know where this is going.
  GuyGuy: So I give her the filled jar all indignant like cause
  she made me do this, and she promised me lots of kinky sex for
  it.
  GuyGuy: Then she pulls a fucking turkey baster out of her
  dresser, sucks up the contents of the jar, sticks the baster
  in her pussy, and lets it rip.
  GuyGuy: As it turns out, Soap apparently burns like a
  motherfucker when you put it in a woman's pussy.
  Bilbo22: Oh shit man. When the fuck was this?
  GuyGuy: Like, ten minutes ago.
  Bilbo22: Then what the fuck are you doing on AIM!?
  GuyGuy: Are you kidding? She's been in the bathroom for the
  past ten minutes screaming like a fucking banshee.
  GuyGuy: I needed leverage. If she murders me now, I've got a
  witness who can testify against her.
  GuyGuy: Oh shit, she's coming out now. If you don't hear from
  me in a few days, call the cops!
  Bilbo22: I'll be sure to check under the porch for your body.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208456
text:
  <Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.
  <BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.
  <Kayma> Ohhh.
  <BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208509
text:
  <Olympus> Mikelo2k is gay
  * Mikelo2k pwnz
  <akcom> you pwn rosey palms
  <Olympus> hehee
  <akcom> she nevers talks back, and i hear she gives great hand
  jobs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208559
text:
  *** cK|idle has quit IRC (penisland.com - order your free PEN
  now from pen ISLAND! We don't suck.)
  *** bunka has quit IRC (penisland.com - order your free PEN
  now from pen ISLAND! We don't suck.)

  <ce|Chanto> umm thats not pen island thats penis land


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208611
text:
  <+Link-> <skitzm> i have a serious prob with my quake 3 please
  helP!
  <+Link-> why do people instintively pm me for help on q3?
  <+Link-> i have a serious problem with my q3 as well
  <+Link-> it sucks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208658
text:
  <DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they
  interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of
  porn!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208714
text:
  <RoboBob> I've never seen a keyboard with the keys in the
  right place
  <RoboBob> since the "right place" for a caps lock key is in
  the trash


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208810
text:
  ln3: someone just told me he was board.
  ln3: *morns the loss of grammar and spelling*
  ln3: ...fuck.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208902
text:
  (@OriX): "Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check
  the basement; Daphne and I'll go upstairs and check the
  bedrooms".
  (@OriX): Freddy, you magnificent bastard.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.208969
text:
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  <fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing?
  <fester> exercising process creation?
  <GunnX> something like that
  <fester> you'll bend your fork() :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209016
text:
  <Christy> People who talk in metaphors outta shampoo my
  crotch.
  <FL3A|afk> people who shampoo crotches outta shave


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209119
text:
  <Sink> heh damn, i think i'm rethinking that shell
  <Sink> i think their box just went down
  <Sink> lol i was almost done filling everything out too
  <Aristotles> wooohooo.. nice... so they're like:
  <Aristotles> "DAMNIT! We lost a sale! REDIAL! REDIAL!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910170
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209177
text:
  <+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> You know what I find funny...
  <+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Companies like Sony
  <+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Who produce the copy protected CDs...
  <+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Yet also produce things which can crack
  it
  <@ketsugi|scanning> like marker pens?
  <+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> CD-R drives
  <@ketsugi|scanning> close enough


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910170
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209226
text:
  <RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back
  in high school
  <RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
  <glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209335
text:
  <lark> shit dude im in deep shit with my gf
  <Solid_Snake> What'd you do this time?
  <lark> well her doctor was rude to her and I found it
  hilarious
  <Solid_Snake> Brilliant.
  <lark> hes like this young new doctor and she went in for some
  shit I dont remember and hes like "well  I got a prescription
  for you. you could just take my..capsule" motioning to his
  dick
  <lark> she rolled her eyes and then he said "its a
  suppository"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209378
text:
  (@_mara) Wanted:
  (@_mara) A tall, well-built woman with good
  (@_mara) reputation, who can cook frogs
  (@_mara) legs, who appreciates a good fuo-
  (@_mara) schia garden, classical music, and tal-
  (@_mara) king without getting too serious.
  (@_mara) But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209474
text:
  <sevyn>: I was disappointed to find out that the twitter
  account @hosonwheels did not belong to a hooker delivery
  service


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209562
text:
  <Moushi> My friend is over
  <Moushi> And he's ion thye bathroom right now
  <Moushi> And he's been in there for a loing time
  <Moushi> And I can hear... sounds
  <Moushi> What do I do
  <BHedL> jump in there with no clothes on but womens
  undergarments and a scary rubber mask
  <Moushi> But he would ejaculate in terror all over me!
  <BHedL> well, then you start a fetish porn site
  <Moushi> His dad's a lawyer
  <Moushi> He would sue me
  <BHedL> nah, with the immense amount of money you´ll be making
  off of your ¨crossdresser rubber mask bukkakae¨, you could
  just hire him as your own lawyer
  <Moushi> hahaha
  <Moushi> Yeah, but then he wouldn
  <Moushi> 't be my friend
  <BHedL> how do you know that he isnt there masturbating to the
  very mental image of you in womens undergaments with a big
  scary rubber mask on?
  <Moushi> How about I just run in, scream in hiorror, and kick
  him in the balls?
  <BHedL> theres no money in that
  <Moushi> You make a compelling argument.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209618
text:
  <+Alpha> let's all /msg cky at the same time
  <@cky> lol
  <@cky> Garick pm'ed me
  <@cky> <Garick> at the same time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209726
text:
  <Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P
  Diddy" today
  <kisama_> fuck thugs
  <kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
  <kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO
  NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
  <kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING
  RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209771
text:
  <mrkikass> i mean if she took her pants off im sure id get
  plenty of energy real quick but other than that i didnt feel
  like it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209869
text:
  *** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
  *** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
  *** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
  *** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
  *** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
  <v\zzz> IlhMansiz
  <v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
  <v\zzz> nuff said
  later in a prv window :
  <IlhMansiz> sorry
  <IlhMansiz> who is nuff?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209916
text:
  <quik-silver> You know, life really IS like a box of
  chocolates
  <quik-silver> A cheap, meaningless gift that noone ever asks
  for


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.209961
text:
  * |404notfound is now known as [404notfound]
  <[404notfound]> Does this nick format make me look fat?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210012
text:
  <Serafijn> what's that film with the ship and the ghosts?
  <Nightchill> Ghostship?
  <Serafijn> oh yeah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210057
text:
  (PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the
  crapper =)
  (PrimoPyro) *bloop*
  (PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
  (PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210121
text:
  <EFudd> HAHAHAAHH
  <EFudd> Subject: Req For Winframe Account
  <EFudd> Hi Jason,
  <EFudd> Can U pl... Create this account Immediatly.
  <EFudd> User Id : crapolla
  <EFudd> Password :crapolla
  <EFudd> Other Info
  <EFudd> 1) User Full Name:Claudia Rapolla


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210170
text:
  <+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing
  the hdd in 20 min
  <+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even
  <+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in
  14
  * ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by
  Cmor or Jack


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910177
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210337
text:
  <Reaver_Reload> This reminds me of a time back in college,
  where one of my friends who was really dumb, she was crying
  one day and i asked her what was wrong. Turns out she broke up
  with her boyfriend, but she wouldnt say why.
  <Reaver_Reload> I convinced her to tell me, and apparently she
  was talking with her other two friends about their boyfriends.
  one friend was complaining how cold her boyfriends nuts were
  when she was giving him head, and the other one agreed that
  her boyfriend's were really cold as well. (their boyfriends
  names are richard and thomas btw)
  <Reaver_Reload> So she says she has never given head and the
  other two encourage her to do it, saying its a 'great way to
  keep a guy'
  <Reaver_Reload> Just two days later apparently she ran crying
  to her friends and they asked her what was wrong, and she said
  "I tried giving him a blow job, he was enjoying it at first
  but then he just got up and left and said we were over before
  i had even finished!"
  <Reaver_Reload> concerned, her two friends asked her what was
  wrong.. turns out she said "Wow, your balls are really warm.."
  and he asked "why? is that bad?" and she goes "oh no its just
  that richards and thomases' balls are really cold"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910177
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210396
text:
  -!- Chellez has joined #help
  <Chellez> where can i get programs?
  <ferret> Chellez: The internet.
  <Chellez> does this program have cervers?
  <ferret> Chellez: The internet has servers.
  <Chellez> how do i access them?
  <ferret> Chellez: By pointing a web or ftp browser at them,
  usually.
  -!- Chellez has left #help
  <ferret> Another user helped o/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910177
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210455
text:
  <@een> dude
  <@een> today
  <@een> i got so frustrated with this old man (took 30 minutes
  to create a dial up netowrking connection) that i finally told
  him that he had an ID 10 T keyboard error
  <@een> and that he needed to call compaq
  <@een> seriously couldn't backspace to delete out "MY
  CONNECTION" or even highlight to delete
  <@een> fucking id10ts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910178
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210504
text:
  <Nicoli>  do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany,
  and talk like shakira?
  <Marz>  I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk
  like Fran Dresher.
  <Nicoli>  that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss
  cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910178
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210553
text:
  <Dabljuh> hey
  <Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled
  <Dabljuh> which is simply not true
  *** Quits: Dabljuh (~dabljuh@195.141.143.ZiRC-52133) (User has
  been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910178
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210599
text:
  ZA|Drinking|: I remember in high school, during somebody made
  an off hand remark about wondering why they sacrificed virgins
  ZA|Drinking|: And I was all like, they sure as hell ain't
  going to give up the ones that put out
  ZA|Drinking|: And then I got detention


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210697
text:
  * ssjd2 is not kinky, don't put words.....or other things into
  my mouth.
  * shquar puts words in ssjd2's other orifices.
  <ssjd2> arghhhh
  * ssjd2 puts ice in shquar's other orifices
  <shquar> Oh, yay. That will keep the beer bottles cold. :D
  <DFalcon> You guys are reminding me of a site I saw the other
  day.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210796
text:
  < billn> so pizza hut has that field in the online order form,
  for special instructions?
  < billn> I put 'driver must beat box.'
  < billn> turns out, he could.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210842
text:
  crossoverfanatic: well, go to chinatown in your state, if its
  possible and soak in the atmosphere
  crossoverfanatic: its fun
  crossoverfanatic: word of caution, wear bright colours
  crossoverfanatic: preferably red
  DWKomodo: why's that?
  crossoverfanatic: red is a lucky colour
  DWKomodo: that explains why communism caught on so well....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.210895
text:
  <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer
  into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room
  temperature
  <freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna
  say something just say it
  <scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211019
text:
  <t12> my dad wins at potrero hill community meeting aggroness
  <t12> he went to one and stood up, interrupted
  <t12> said heres the address of a crackhouse
  <t12> if you guys dont raid it and shut it down
  <t12> i'll go to it myself
  <t12> they're like "those are armed dangerous people!"
  <t12> he's like "i'm a combat vereran! I've killed thousands
  of people already"
  <t12> "if you dont go clean it up you'll find youself in the
  weird position of protecting crackheads from me"
  <t12> they did in fact shut the house down


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910181
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211069
text:
  <Cobain4ever 87> FUCK YOU
  <Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat,
  ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its
  no fun at all.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910181
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211124
text:
  <Azn[Busy]> I've always wondered how to say his name...
  <malevolence> GOOD THING IT DOESN'T HAVE L'S!
  <malevolence> M I RITE!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211284
text:
  * Typhlosion has joined #studio64
  <Gina`> There! It's complete!
  <Typhlosion> What's complete?
  <Typhlosion> I'm sick of not knowing what's going on!
  <Chris_A> That's because people sometimes have conversations
  on the internet without you being there!
  <Chris_A> It's shockingly ill-mannered, I know!
  <Gina`> Sometimes.
  <Chris_A> I know I hate it when people are talking in the
  street and I have to butt in and demand they tell me what they
  were talking about. Assholes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211340
text:
  <[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> wtf did u do on a mac
  <[RUA]Mibby> look at porn
  <[RUA]Mibby> porn is all their is
  <[RUA]Mibby> not like there are games
  <[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> and since it was a mac, its only
  capable of gay porn
  <[RUA]Mibby> hahah
  <[RUA]Mibby> yea


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211490
text:
  <Belhade> my gf wanted to use Saran Wrap one night when we
  didn't have anything else
  <Belhade> I was like, uhm, no, it's a dick, not a turkey
  sandwich
  <Dipstick`> it's beef... but not that kind of beef
  <Belhade> caucasian...the other white meat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211537
text:
  <scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB
  <CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab
  only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab
  not a skylab


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211686
text:
  <uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was
  good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think
  <[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt?
  <uneasier> they were heavily drugged
  <[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about
  chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211765
text:
  <Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online
  <Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to
  meet
  <Jake> but she wanted a picture
  <Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine)
  <Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more
  'athletic'"
  <Jake> bummer
  <Jake> so i say
  <Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to
  afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs
  <Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef
  <Jake> i say yeah
  <Jake> she changes her mind about meeting
  <Jake> i tell her to go fuck herself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910185
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211862
text:
  Nero: You can put a cow in a dress but it's still a cow...
  Ish: I know we have a lot of cows in my school.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910185
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211913
text:
  <vartopia> you're not an alcoholic til you're drinking nail
  polish and listerine
  <vartopia> that you shoplifted


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910186
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.211964
text:
  <[Cadaver]> There were three people on an airplane. One was
  Thomas Jefferson. One was George Bush. And the last was Bill
  Clinton. They opened up the airplane door and Thomas Jefferson
  threw out a 100 dollar bill and said "I just saved a family!"
  George Bush looked at Jefferson and then threw out 2 100
  dollar bills. He then said, "I just saved TWO families!" Bill
  Clinton looked at Thomas Jefferson then at George. He sighed
  and pushed George Bush off the plane and said "I just saved
  the world!" ^_^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910186
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212017
text:
  <amm> I blew up a $590,000 spectrometer today
  <amm> xney: yeah, but its covered under insurance
  <amm> I quenched an NMR 700mhz magnet which caused an
  explosion in the
  computer room destroying all the sparcs in there :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910186
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212071
text:
  <Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, LEMMER... A LOT OF BEER
  <lemmer> HOORAY
  <Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, COOLZX... A GIRLFRIEND
  <coolzx> NOW I HAVE 34
  <Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, BENCO... A BOYFRIEND
  <Benco> ^_^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910186
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212141
text:
  <space> got any good tunes to spare?
  <ToRMeNTeD> tons
  <ToRMeNTeD> what kind
  <space> whatever
  <space> im easy
  <ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now
  <space> lol shit i got no speakers yet brb
  <ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas
  <ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you
  <PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass
  <ToRMeNTeD> classic
  <space> heheh lame award
  <space> im like that fucker sent me blank tracks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212187
text:
  sexy       heyyyyy Adam i'm Sandra do you remember me?
  DJARCAS    FUCK OFF BOT
  sexy       same here
  DJARCAS    I win.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212236
text:
  <LADYCHUMY> rebooting everyone
  *** LADYCHUMY has quit IRC (Quit: U asked me whom I luv d most
  , i said my life, u cried n turned away, tears fell coz u left
  abt 2 say ur my life...)
  <Viggo> hmmm
  <Viggo> that sentiment was ruined by AOL slang


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212287
text:
  <Modok> going to England, Germany, Amsterdam, Italy, and then
  Netherlands
  <Numbus> Amsterdam isn't a country it is the Capitol of the
  Netherlands...
  <Modok> It is?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910188
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212350
text:
  <FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want
  <Wolf4dk> For a buck?
  <Wolf4dk> That's all I got
  <FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more
  <Wolf4dk> what does he want for it?
  <OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks!
  <FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500
  canadian
  <OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910188
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212402
text:
  <Murr> I received a fascinating insight into govt operations
  today
  <drm> hows that?
  <Murr> ordered some maps from the california geological survey
  2 weeks ago
  <Murr> received them 1 week ago
  <Murr> and got a call today from a lady who had problems
  reading my CC#


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910188
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212457
text:
  <gande34> so my azn friend has a kid, and he turns out to be
  black
  <JamespDen> and...?
  <gande34> they are like boaters man
  <gande34> they named him "Sum Ting Wong"
  <JamespDen> omg


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910188
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212510
text:
  <heywood_jablomi> A lady came in today with her resume written
  down on notebook paper by hand and asked me if I could help
  her "copy and paste it onto the internet."
  <my_smelly_funk> lmao
  <heywood_jablomi> It was 4:30-ish and I leave at 5, so I told
  her to hold it up against her monitor for about 45 mins and it
  would copy itself onto the internet.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212652
text:
  <tHiSiSbOb> I just lost a friend... He got into a car
  accident... Young people can die too. I just played starcraft
  with him the other day....
  <black_mage_s> Well, there is always the single player
  campaign.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212699
text:
  (WAREZmunkeY) omg some1 has pushed a condom through our
  letterbox
  (datafreak) lol
  (datafreak) used? :P
  (WAREZmunkeY) i dunno
  (WAREZmunkeY) i havent been to look that close at it
  (Noodle[AFK]) well presumably it's unpackaged
  (WAREZmunkeY) it is
  (james) lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910190
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212815
text:
  <Null> hittman
  <Hittman> hi Null
  <Null> you are a load that should have been swallowed ;/
  <rb_> 20 bucks says he doesnt get it
  <Null> i see your 20 and raise you 20
  <Hittman> load
  <Hittman> ?
  <rb_> YES!!!
  <rb_> I WIN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910190
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.212865
text:
  * GardenHos unzips pants
  <gramagrl> omg
  <GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you
  know...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213009
text:
  *** _Melody_ has been kicked off channel #unix by Snooze (it's
  your wedding night, get off irc)
  *** _Melody_ (melody@ignite.blackened.net) has joined channel
  #unix
  <_Melody_> oh
  <_Melody_> we already had the sex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213054
text:
  <blaxthos> sarah palin has issued a statement of condolence
  regarding the recent earthquake in chili, and stated her
  concern for potential price-gouging of baby back ribs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910192
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213107
text:
  <prok> still living at home :/
  <nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a
  bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the
  way out
  <p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves
  <prok> BEST TYPO EVER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910192
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213156
text:
  <outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
  They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to
  the chiq for an hour after I'd gone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910192
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213214
text:
  <Krasny> I have a bet with a friend he claims Sydney is not
  the capitol of Australia LOL
  <PsychoFreak> Uhhh
  <BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA
  <PsychoFreak> Sydney isn't the capital of Australia
  <PsychoFreak> you're fucked
  <BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213273
text:
  <SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps?
  <Hedge> quite sober actually
  <sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda
  sober?
  <Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda
  sober
  <sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;)
  <sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213390
text:
  <Christina> *kisses back* I love you
  <Josh> I love you too babe
  <Christina> I take off your pants, sliding my hands up your
  thighs, watching your cock get hard.
  <Christina> That's what he said to me
  <Christina> I was like "Wtf dude? One, I'm a chick and two
  what the hell?"
  <Christina> And he was like "Oh shit, wrong conversation"
  <Josh> ...
  <Christina> Oh shit, wrong conversation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213443
text:
  <fstorm> i'd wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with
  all his money and such
  <Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
  <Cybe> dude.....the government would crash and have to be
  rebooted like 6 times a day
  <Cybe> not to mention all the security issues


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213492
text:
  <Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on
  Xbox..
  <Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez
  online


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213538
text:
  Aria: So you heard about the software failure on the space
  shuttle that caused the windshield to crack?
  Aria: The programmers explained it that with so many holes, at
  that altitude, windows sucks bad.
  Vruba: Now /that's/ a BSOD.
  Bodger: Talk about breathtaking incompetence.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213632
text:
  GGamoGamo: The unofficial newspaper of the college my friend
  went to was investigated by the Secret Service once
  Wintyr Feanim: why?
  GGamoGamo: For printing an editorial called "Jesus, please
  strike down Geroge W. Bush"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213699
text:
  <saloo> hey wanna chat;)?
  <Nataliehotgurl16> yeah hot guy
  <saloo> a/s/l
  <saloo> u thr
  <Nataliehotgurl16> 16/f/ca
  <saloo> 29/m here
  <saloo> wanna talk sex;)?
  <Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE
  <Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE
  <Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE
  <Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE
  <Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE
  <Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213843
text:
  <Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the
  obvious
  <Phuser> Dead_Poets_Society is receiving oral sex from a
  hamster


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213911
text:
  <@stuartf> I just went and got a coke, the machine is one of
  the ones
  with the conveyor belt in it and there was
  already a coke on
  the belt
  <@stuartf> if you buy anything to the left of the drink on the
  belt you
  get what's already on the belt and your drink
  is left there
  <@stuartf> if you buy anything to the right you get your drink
  and the
  one on the belt remains
  <@stuartf> if you drop another drink on the one that's already
  on the
  belt the output is undefined
  <@[M]oon> classic divide by coke error
  <@PowerOfCheese[w]> this is a classic coke-in-the-middle
  attack
  <@[M]oon> trojan coke
  <@PowerOfCheese[w]> diet coke injection attack
  <@Edgar_work> damnit, I wanted a water and got pinapple fanta
  <@[M]oon> ahh. it got edgar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.213973
text:
  <The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January.
  <Tenchi147> it is
  <Tenchi147> in japan...
  <Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025
  <The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America.
  <Tenchi147> it is
  <Tenchi147> in canada
  <Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214015
text:
  xtreme rocketeer: oh man, what if gangs invented a machine to
  drive-by for them
  xtreme rocketeer: called the handi-cap


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214066
text:
  insomniac: why is it that if you grind corn up into mush, eat
  it, it shows up as a full kernel in the toilet a few days
  later?
  Steelix: He's right.
  insomniac: what happens in my stomach...
  mindule: insom: that's very interesting
  PixelGuru: damn
  PixelGuru: i pity you when you eat applesauce
  insomniac: haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214118
text:
  <Fat-Burrick> you have an obsession, Fuegan
  <Fat-Burrick> let me help you
  * Fuegan unzips
  <Fat-Burrick> oh jesus


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214214
text:
  <madog> because your a little pee-on
  <madog> who has no pull on this network
  <madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined
  * madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no
  pull on this network :)))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214272
text:
  <zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P
  <Toen> yeah right.
  <Toen> "she let me see her bra once"
  <Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway"
  <Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214331
text:
  <pubatch> any idea how to find out a phones phone number?
  <pubatch> i cant call my regular line, my parents are in bed
  * verve thinks
  <pubatch> its not written on the machine, or on the phone it
  goes to either
  <verve> i know, just call the operator and ask :P
  <pubatch> hah, 'where am i!?'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214378
text:
  <kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine,
  because you can
  always go back and invent it on budget


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214432
text:
  <cait-sith> being in love
  <R0y> i wish
  <R0y> it's all just confusing emotion
  <R0y> one minute you think you love her, the next minute
  you're on yahoo masturbating with girls in the united states


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214477
text:
  ComTraXG3: i dont usually shave... but i got a haircut a
  couple of weeks ago, which was the first haircut ive had in
  almost a year. Now i have short hair and my beard looked dumb,
  so I shaved it off.
  ocaJ+: Did you also get a new set of dice for D&D?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214529
text:
  <Mek> my dad gets junkmail from all over the world
  <Mek> hes had em from, belgium, france, austria, australia,
  Canada, America, Argentina, Russia and the Czech Republic
  <Mek> and also Jamaica
  <Paulio> its his mailorder bride catalogues
  <Mek> you get them too??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214574
text:
  *** User Jezus has logged off the chat for idle time (13293
  seconds).
  [PlanetBob] Wow.. we've been visited by Jezus.. the new..and
  HIP jesus..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214625
text:
  <Linguica> do you even know what facetious means
  <pickle_hammer> yeah I am facetious
  <pickle_hammer> all the way
  <pickle_hammer> I go to facetious parades and stuff


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214677
text:
  <Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the
  ass!!
  <Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against
  their teen asses..yum yum!1
  <Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910203
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214748
text:
  <Cloud> whenever i try to submit my password, it says my pass
  is already registered
  <Cloud> cant find out whats wrong
  <Tranks> /msg nickserv idenitfy <password>
  <Cloud> hmmm...
  <Cloud> strange
  <Cloud> it said it isnt registered
  <Cloud> although i keep saying register it
  <Cloud> brb, lemme restart mirc
  * Cloud has quit IRC
  * Cloud has joined #radio
  <Cloud> it keeps saying my password is incorrect!
  <Cloud> hey it worked
  <Cloud> kept typing in <> around my password


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910203
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214803
text:
  <weasel> i made a thing that turns red when you left click it
  and blue when you right click it
  <weasel> and now i can't stop clicking it
  <sponge> thats sad
  <weasel> no, what's sad is that this took me 2 hours to write
  and debug


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910203
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214862
text:
  <tamasutra> someone earlier today thought i was 16
  <_Mage_> Is that insulting or a compliment?
  <tamasutra> nah, i take it as a compliment
  <tamasutra> i don't mind looking young at all
  <tamasutra> especially given the business i'm in
  <_Mage_> er...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.214950
text:
  (@Phaysis) anyone here ever taken yoga classes?
  (@tesko) yes, and i stopped when i learned i couldnt breathe
  fire


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215001
text:
  <JallakWriting> "mammario-fetishistic" is a memorably stupid
  sounding phrase. How about "tit-happy"?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215048
text:
  <Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when
  DCC kept cutting off?
  <maff> yeah I reinstalled windows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215103
text:
  <morgaSTFU> MBoffin: did you hear about the new IE hole?
  <MBoffin> The one they posted the code for on BugTraq?
  <Drg> i'm over the hype of the new ie hole heh.. had enough
  fun backdooring the girls on my msn list.. haahahahahaHAh
  <morgaSTFU> eeew
  <MBoffin> Drg, backdooring girls should be discussed in
  another channel, please


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910205
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215199
text:
  <DarkOne> This nightvision effect simply looks as if someone
  replaced your monitor with a bowl of lime sherbert.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910205
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215246
text:
  <hamoom> man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek
  interior, this is going to be my new car
  <mrmin123> cars have hit points?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215296
text:
  <kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck
  <kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10
  <Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215345
text:
  <MY3K> someone kick my2k.
  * Midknight kicks MY2K
  * MY2K has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  <Midknight> there
  <Midknight> see? it worked!! ^^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215393
text:
  <Servo> being in love with a 13-year old has its advantages:
  she has to go to bed at 22 or 23h, so we can go out and have a
  drink!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215452
text:
  <nappyjallapy> dude nobody knows
  <nappyjallapy> but these fucking japs own ameritech
  <nappyjallapy> everyone thinks it's AMERItech
  <nappyjallapy> but it's JAPAfuckingtech
  <nappyjallapy> fuck them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215510
text:
  <shortigo> I can't find my enlightenment configuration files
  <BedMan> look in ~/.enlightenment
  <shortigo> I don't seem to have one
  <hazard> 'the path to enlightment is hard to find'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215563
text:
  <Ig[AtWork]> For your pleasure...bad quotes:
  <Ig[AtWork]> Hec-1: I got the japanese version of the bang bus
  <Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: lol
  <Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: I bet the japanese version of bang
  bus is called... "SUPER FUN RALLY BANG BUS GO GO GO!!! Make
  Happy strange girl!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215612
text:
  <Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a
  y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight
  ass"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215670
text:
  <v1ru5> fuck
  <v1ru5> we have a dog inside!
  <v1ru5> in the house
  <ikke> w00f
  <v1ru5> and it is rabid or something
  <Jeian> LOL
  * v1ru5 akf
  <Jeian> v1ru5: and the first thing you do is tell us about it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910208
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215739
text:
  *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
  *** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
  <MadHatter> wtf
  <MadHatter> who kicked me
  <Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked
  <MadHatter> I just want to know
  <scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
  <MadHatter> yeah ok
  <Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked?
  <Lepper> err, who kicks you
  <MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here
  <MadHatter> leave me alone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215881
text:
  (/query)
  <ThaMax> Do you want to marry me?
  <Cheetara> Who are you ?
  <ThaMax> Sorry, you helped me out on #linux once.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215936
text:
  <@Chii_> rkd
  <@Chii_> aDSJddsslkslkdaslks
  <@Chii_> smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  <@Chii_> OOO OOOOoooo oooooooooooooooooo
  <@CoMPLeX> u remind me of a pigeon that sits outside my room
  sometimes making useless sounds


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.215981
text:
  <bbraun> do you think that when thoreau urged us to simplify
  our lives, he meant going to serial terminals?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216094
text:
  <Nate> NathanG - just a tip - on that factory8.com page, you
  spelled "their" worng.
  <cyn> Nate: just a tip - on that last line, you spelled
  "wrong" wrong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216155
text:
  <LordPie> which part confuses you more, my complex lexicon or
  the fact that i beat you with your own logic?
  <jestaa> using big words doesn't make you more smarter.
  <LordPie> Sorry, let me put it in an language that you can
  understand
  <LordPie> OMG, ROFL LOL!!!!!!!!! J00 GOT OWNED!!11111!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216212
text:
  <dan> I really like this girl
  <hannelore> Sneak into her room late at night
  <hannelore> And play a hypnosis tape
  <dan> hypnosis would be the shit
  <dan> I could start dating girls instantly
  <dan> and if I wanted to break up with her, I could just snap
  my fingers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910211
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216263
text:
  * terra begins dousing people in gasoline
  <hngkong> Terra, why kill us?
  <terra> Shush
  <terra> it's perfume


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910211
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216318
text:
  WALLOP shadow:  $ my throat is killing me.. anyone got tips
  how to reduce the pain?
  WALLOP shadow:  $ no, it's not caused by swallowing semen
  WALLOP shadow:  $ I don't think swallowing semen would help
  either
  WALLOP shadow:  $ I see.. so honey + lemon + warm milk/water
  would help
  WALLOP shadow:  $ no, I'm not going to mix up any semen with
  that
  WALLOP shadow:  $ I wonder what whiskey + warm milk would
  taste like
  WALLOP shadow:  $ No, I don't think it would taste like semen
  WALLOP shadow:  $ FINE! I'll try the semen, so shut up
  already!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216426
text:
  <andkore> can somebody say something positive the government
  has done in the past 5 years? please?
  <gorn> no, you'd have to go to before bush was elected to see
  something positive
  <JuggaloAnt> when clinton banged that chick?
  <gorn> yeah
  <gorn> that was positive
  <gorn> make love not war


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216568
text:
  <Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when
  you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216618
text:
  <skmt> not really. once i reach level 20 virgin, i get a
  masturbation skill point.
  <PACHUKA> skmt: that is the dorkiest think ever said


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216670
text:
  <Fashnek> I'm bi
  * Fashnek chokes on his rubber dinner
  <Fashnek> that sounds so wrong
  <twitchi> LMAO!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216771
text:
  Kydaimon: so have you found out which chess piece you are yet?
  Kydaimon: if not i suggest you get on that...I'm hedging my
  bets you're a queen
  Kydaimon: FAG
  Jaron95DX: fuck no
  Jaron95DX: HAHAHA
  Jaron95DX: I hate you
  Kydaimon: only because you know that's the funniest thing
  you've read today motherfucker


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216830
text:
  <Ken> Massages are pretty healthy for you.
  <Ken> It's a form of preventive medicine
  <KageGamer> what about the massages that like the little
  japanese girl walks on your back
  <KageGamer> what if she has long nails on her toes
  <KageGamer> wouldnt that hurt?
  DannoHung> In mother russia, YOU walk on little Japanese girl!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216879
text:
  <mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul
  <mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter
  cup
  <mantra> he still has the little yellow paper


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910215
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216928
text:
  <tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player?
  <furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil
  overexcited


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910215
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.216983
text:
  <DeadKenne> we're all naked under our clothes
  <DeadKenne> hehe
  <DocGonzo> we are?!?!!? shit!
  <DocGonzo> i'll never look at 13 yr olds the same again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910215
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217062
text:
  <WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high
  score of 720
  <WabbyTwax> Question #59: for  60  points . . . .
  <WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the
  movie "Mulan"?
  <Evil_God> talking
  <EtherMan> speech
  <D-viant> singing
  <Evil_God> ninjitsu
  <EtherMan> swordsmanship
  <D-viant> violin
  <EtherMan> flight
  <D-viant> fighting
  <EtherMan> homosexuality
  <D-viant> japanese fighting cricket
  <Evil_God> big slapping testicles
  <WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to
  answer.
  <D-viant> expanding rectum
  <Evil_God> opium addiction


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910215
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217117
text:
  <Moeancurly> i hate wireless internet
  <Moeancurly> constant ping tim<eouts
  Moeancurly> everytime i reach for my water i get disconnected
  <BakerTime361> where'd Moeancurly go?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910216
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217172
text:
  <vogon> abortion should be mandatory if the child possesses
  the goth gene.
  <vogon> and how do we know what the goth gene is, you ask?
  it's the one that's all robed in black and writing bad poetry.
  <vogon> "Here I sit / trapped in my double-helix cell /
  polymerase taunts me with every mitosis / I want to die."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910216
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217246
text:
  <toe-sleep> i tell you what. if i had my way...
  <toe-sleep> i'd be the one writing the propoganda leaflets
  america drops on baghdad
  <toe-sleep> say shit like
  <toe-sleep> "say no to saddam and in 6 months you're eating
  big macs!"
  <fysh> get the mc'kebab buy one get one free mondays only
  <fysh> KEBAB MONDAY
  <toe-sleep> "resistance is futile. opertion desert mcdonalds
  franchise will succeed"
  <toe-sleep> "would you like some freedom fries with that?"
  <fysh> brought to you by CENTCOM AND THE UNITED MCDONALD
  FREEDOM FUND
  <toe-sleep> (a corporation of SONY)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217389
text:
  <yadrisil> Quit being emo.
  <alexsavage> i'm not emo, the glass is half full
  <yadrisil> Half full... with tears.
  <alexsavage> ;_;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217451
text:
  <Mr_Saturn> my girls gone wild is almost done downloading
  <Mr_Saturn> i wish my laptop worked, i could go watch it in my
  room
  <`Tony`> lol, get real porn :P
  <Mr_Saturn> ive got that too
  <Mr_Saturn> but sometimes i just like too see the real stuff
  <Mr_Saturn> not acted out shit and pornstars
  <Mr_Saturn> like natural hot chicks
  <Mr_Saturn> you know what i mean
  <`Tony`> Yea...
  <`Tony`> get a girlfriend :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217501
text:
  <%kc1313> im a good analizer
  [<Nematocyst> ANALIZER?
  <Nematocyst> OR ANALYZER
  <%kc1313> yeah the second


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217555
text:
  <drlion> linux hacker 1: i'm bored.  linux hacker 2: let's
  re-write the whole kernel!  linux hacker 1: ok.
  *hackety-hack*  linux hacker 1: wow, it's 0.00001% faster and
  takes up 1kb less space!  linux hacker 2: w00t.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217689
text:
  <Teksura> I got a great Anecdote for you.
  <Teksura> Today I was at College, and I was with a good friend
  of mine. She has been there for me for the past year and has
  given me all the Doctor Who fandom I could ask for
  <Teksura> Today I went to give her a ride home because I'm
  just that nice a guy
  <Teksura> So, as we are on the way to my car, some random
  freshman stops us
  <Teksura> Aparently, he knew me from high school, but I have
  no idea who the heck he is.
  <Teksura> Well, he starts talking about stuff that I like to
  pretend never happened, stuff that you only bring up if you
  want to make someone embarrassed
  <Teksura> So, suddenly, I get one of my trademark cunning
  plans
  <Teksura> I pull $20 from my wallet and say "Look, I don't
  know who you are, but seeing as you only want to talk about
  things that you know I don't ever want spoken, I'll give you
  $20 if you go away."
  <Teksura> He agrees and reaches for the $20
  <Teksura> "Nono, you haven't gone away yet. You're still here.
  I will give you the $20 after you go away."
  <Teksura> So he says "OK" walks off.
  <Teksura> I pocket my $20 and take my friend to my car before
  he figures out what I just did.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217734
text:
  <blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to
  basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would
  she be masturbating?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217779
text:
  <IMlifelike> I flushed a bag of skittles down the toilet
  yesterday and watched a NASCAR race in 8 seconds flat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217878
text:
  <DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days?
  <homeslice> In a jar under the sink.
  <homeslice> He's saving it for marriage.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910220
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.217955
text:
  <Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled
  the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with
  parmesan cheese.
  <ZippyOne> oh, that's not me then
  <Spooky42> haha
  <Spooky42> god..
  <Spooky42> its stinks so bad
  <Spooky42> sigh
  <Spooky42> i WAS eating.. now im not and cant breathe
  <ZippyOne> got some air freshener?
  <DarkPhan> <Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it
  instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs
  rubbed with parmesan cheese. <-- uhm... just how do you know
  what that smells like?
  <Spooky42> lets just say i have an unpopular scratch and sniff
  book
  <Spooky42> and dont ask why i scrathed the 'sweatyballs rubbed
  with parmesan cheese' sticker.
  <ZippyOne> you were tired, and it was next to strawberry
  <Spooky42> across the page from runny baby poop


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910220
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218051
text:
  <KingV> whats the time difference between utah and arizona
  right now?
  <Fico> 100 years of bad moral judgement


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218116
text:
  <Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel?
  <Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed
  to go?
  <K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it
  might be an intriguing experience...
  <MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go
  into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational"
  sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get
  banned...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218169
text:
  Joe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer
  their names go above their heads
  Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah
  Joe Fox : they need that in real life
  Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL
  Joe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings
  Joe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping
  Darth_Bowser : shit
  Darth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low
  Joe Fox : and life needs respawning too
  Darth_Bowser : =P
  Joe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS
  Darth_Bowser : heh
  Darth_Bowser : that would be amusing
  Joe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else
  has "56k" brains
  Darth_Bowser : *cough* =P
  Joe Fox : and you have a 128k brain


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218215
text:
  <Kormiic> I think you should reverse one of the letters in
  your band logo, then you can have an official thumb in the
  nu-metal market.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218269
text:
  <Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their
  computers off because they were afraid they would blow up
  cause of y2k, and my boyfriend was begging me to have sex with
  him. and i was like "look at my ping! i am not going to get a
  70 ping any other night! go watch tv and stop interrupting my
  tribes!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218357
text:
  ---- Jeb changes topic to: http://pussyinacan.com/
  products.html
  -[ Jeb ]- there we go
  -[ J_B_007 ]- wow
  -[ J_B_007 ]- thats all they sell
  -[ Jeb ]- lol but all diferrent kinds
  -[ Jeb ]- if u click on the product
  -[ J_B_007 ]- oh
  * J_B_007 goes back
  -[ J_B_007 ]- heh
  -[ J_B_007 ]- is there a diff between the pussy and the mouth
  except that its turned sideways?
  -[ Jeb ]- lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218412
text:
  <saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats
  burning down, and someone screams "GOD PLEASE HELP US!! IF WE
  HAD A SMARTMEDIA READER WE'D ALL BE SAVED!!" you won't think
  it was such a waste of money anymore, and i'll laugh as you
  burn.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218461
text:
  <ChernoBog> i will ring for no money, and i know how to speak
  English, Macedonian, Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian and
  Bulgarian... understand some of russian too....
  <Dashiva> and you haven't ethnically cleansed yourself yet?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218519
text:
  <jane1980> hey juan...I have a question?
  <guanosan> ok?...shoot.
  <jane1980> err...I was thinking...what's the fastest speed a
  person can have sex without stopping?
  <guanosan> hahah... probably 68, because when you reach 69,
  you stop and turn around >8D
  <jane1980> asshole  LMFAO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218562
text:
  seanchil: zero5: What linux distro do you have?
  Zero5: okay. can you please help me installing it.
  Zero5: i have linux 9.0


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218608
text:
  *** Darth_Jon was kicked by wombat (oh no, you've gone back in
  time to when the channel didn't have you in it)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910224
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218672
text:
  <tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with
  Allah in
  <tague> the pledge and see how long it lasts
  <Deke> i wanna replace with it with spam
  <Deke> let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash
  <tague> there's an idea
  <Deke> "One nation, under < For Rent > "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910224
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218721
text:
  * `Dave` goes to his favourite suicide site
  <`Dave`> they tell you how to do it properly
  <Yuriko> if they were that good at it they wouldn't be able to
  write the site...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910224
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218774
text:
  <entheh> oh noes
  <entheh> my xmms has frozen
  <entheh> DIE XMMS! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
  <entheh> err oh, it did


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218864
text:
  Shosh912: when tthy say you can miss 6 classes
  Shosh912: does that mean you can miss 6 classes
  Shosh912: or 5
  Qtip: 6
  Shosh912: oh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218912
text:
  <notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when
  they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for
  all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.218957
text:
  <SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind
  as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219008
text:
  <FLB> cardian: Since you have a civic, if I win the lottery
  one day...
  <FLB> I'm gonna buy both of your neighbours new cars to park
  beside your civic


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219063
text:
  <eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls.
  <eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in
  real life,
  <eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a
  wendy's biggie-size cup.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219110
text:
  <NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
  <[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny
  tonight though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219157
text:
  < Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that
  tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910227
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219208
text:
  <Chimerasame> rap would be so cool if it were like
  <Chimerasame> ~i enjoy large posteriors, and i do not possess
  the ability to fabricate statements
  <imaginari> it is entirely nothing but a g thing, infant
  <Chimerasame> please allow me to view your skimpy
  undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy
  undergarment


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910228
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219255
text:
  (@kaleido) so i start the video clip
  (@Blaxthos) of that hottie we turned on on webcam the other
  night?
  (@kaleido) coworker walks in just as im closing it to send to
  the machine at home
  (@kaleido) "if you send it to me i wont say anything"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910229
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219419
text:
  <Aegis> You know what's REALLY freaky about the game Black &
  White?
  <Aegis> When you're helping these guys in the beginning build
  their boat...
  <Aegis> They want meat to eat along the way, right? No
  problem.
  <Aegis> Well...when you give a sheep to them they're like
  "Oooh, a sheep. Sheep have many uses...thank you."
  <Aegis> Makes me wonder...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910230
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219617
text:
  Psychosis555: Dude who's that hot chick in the picture with
  you?
  Psychosis555: The one with the nice tits
  Jorden666 Sxe: Dude thats my sister!!
  Psychosis555: So?
  Psychosis555: I'm not related to her
  Jorden666 Sxe: Dude she's 4!!!
  Psychosis555: I stand by what I said


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910230
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219669
text:
  <Moonpie> one time
  <Moonpie> this kid was talking about how hitler only had one
  nut
  <Moonpie> and i said 'poor hitler' and got kicked out of the
  class


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219760
text:
  *** BlitzVector2 has joined #rpgfan
  * BlitzVector2 is in the house
  *** BlitzVector2 was kicked by KeeperX (no. the door is
  locked.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219820
text:
  <dine-sa> no it won't MoP, amusment park jobs actually suck
  <dine-sa> I had a friend who worked at six flags all summer.
  <SA-MoP> dine had a friend! *dies* :D
  <SA-Metathrom> Hehe
  <dine-sa> :P it was before I had a modem
  <SA-MoP> lol ok


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219868
text:
  «TheCulter» guys: two people, /nick and /quit are on a boat. /
  nick falls off the boat. who's left on the boat?
  (@Makenshi`) /quit
  (@Makenshi`) duh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219928
text:
  <sirex> is there an enlightenment key sequence to run a
  command without a shell?
  <Ralp> Probably
  <sirex> thanks ralp
  <Ralp> I'm here to help!
  <Ralp> Wait, no I'm not, I'm here to avoid the drudgery of my
  real life and wallow in denial.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.219981
text:
  <OutlawStarwind> Dude for this one question it asks "Do you
  ever second guess your answers?" I checked "No" then went back
  a second later and checked "yes" then checked "No" again... I
  think I have a problem.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220072
text:
  <jZSAURONZj> Oh Cool, someone sent me a Video clip of Punky
  Brewster all grown up and feeling herself up
  <jZSAURONZj> I love friends


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220123
text:
  <Ghaleon> I'm a programmer for a company that ports english
  made games to the japanese market
  <PcChip> Make one say "ALL YOUR BASE" in japanese to get back
  at them.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220231
text:
  <TAURiNE> i guess Dafreakzo and distressp are twins who were
  seperated in the hospital
  <distressp> don't fuck around
  <distressp> i was adopted
  <distressp> i live in constant fear of accidentally fucking a
  relative


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220282
text:
  <_skitzo_> i need to start getting morning head
  <_skitzo_> anti, want a job?
  <+antiroach> ya i want a job
  <+antiroach> oh wait


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220330
text:
  <Frostfyre> Why not slap windows stickers on toasters? I mean
  think about it. Toasters get ridiculously hot, burn things
  easily, and can be operated by a fucking moron.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220380
text:
  <Hard[D]isk> you know what the first sign of AIDs is, dont
  you?
  <KillZaw> no what
  <Hard[D]isk> a pounding sensation in your ass..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220434
text:
  <KooLLaiD> I'm not FAT!!! I'm pleasently Plump :o)
  <Piston> and i'm not white i'm just not really tan.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220576
text:
  * Vod recites the Mr T prayer
  <Vod> Oh Baracus, who was in 'Nam, Mr. T be thy name. Thy van
  will come with Face and Hannibal, on Earth as it is on
  TV-Land.
  <Vod> Give us this day, our daily milk, and pity us fools, as
  we pity the fools who cross us.
  <Vod> Lead us not into airplanes, and deliver us from Murdock.
  For thine is the Mohawk and the Van, and the Gold Chains,
  forever, or at least until the mid-80's. Amen.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220636
text:
  <inertia> i was looking up russian shirts on ebay
  <inertia> my lithuanian friend has gotten lots of marxist/
  socialist stuff off of there
  <inertia> they sell red beach towels with a yellow insignia of
  the sickle and hammer for like 20 bucks
  <inertia> i might buy one
  <Bl1tz> lol
  <Bl1tz> that is sweet
  <Bl1tz> although painfully ironic
  <inertia> how??
  <Bl1tz> paying 20$ for a towel that has a symbol of everything
  that was wrong with paying 20$ for a towel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220724
text:
  KaresMexxDWNxx: last night me and tawny were in a car.
  KaresMexxDWNxx: she was in the backseat reading a magazine.
  KaresMexxDWNxx: and i was infront trying to get some rest.
  KaresMexxDWNxx: A cop comes by and ask me how old I am.
  KaresMexxDWNxx: i told him that i was 23.
  KaresMexxDWNxx: then he asked me how old tawny was.
  KaresMexxDWNxx: i told him that she turns 18 in 11 minutes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220785
text:
  <Synonymet> jestuh...hmm...I wonder if you can call your kid
  "George Bush" in Afghanistan?
  <eric|work> no
  <Nyphur> You can, but he'd be stillborn.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220842
text:
  <KMQ> foo is not xxxx
  <Skunks> foo *can* be xxxx
  <KMQ> no...
  <KMQ> fooo can be xxxx
  <Skunks> heh
  <KMQ> but not foo
  <Skunks> variable length is not limited by the name of the
  variable :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220892
text:
  <VashTS> im going to make a pop up that provides for them all,
  " DO YOU NEED CREDIT , OR A LARGE PENIS , OR BIGGER BUST SIZE
  , OR A LOAN ,,, WELL THEN CLICK THIS LINK TO BRING UP 900 MORE
  POP UPS AND FORMS TO FILL OUT WHICH WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING
  CUS YOU HAVE NO MONEY , A SMALL PENIS , NO BOOBS , AND NO ONE
  IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE YOU MONEY , OR DATE YOU , OR
  ANYTHING , CUS YOUR A NERD , A FUCKIN COMPUTER NERD , SO
  IGNORE THIS AND CLICK THE X"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.220986
text:
  [17:21:17] * Joins: jesus (~jirc@167.206.250202.456309)
  [17:21:27] * Parts: jesus (~jirc@167.206.250202.456309)
  <The_Defiance> ... o_O
  <The_Defiance> So that was the second coming eh
  <The_Defiance> short lived


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221037
text:
  <bobby> I like you, Krayzie. You represent everything
  stereotypical and depthless about today's gay youth.
  <KrayzieWolF> well im acually bi


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221147
text:
  <Onux> [Onux PING reply]: 2mins 48secs
  <Onux> =(
  <rich> man
  <rich> i could probably drive out to you
  <rich> say something
  <rich> and drive back to peoria
  <rich> and it'd be faster than if i typed it here


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221246
text:
  <Rigel> KingKashue ur pc is not as 1337 as my i have a 122
  gighz pinteum 4 pc w/ 5 617 gigbyte hds and a
  cd-wr-rwr-drwxr-xr-x 3-way burning/dvd/vcd/mp3 playing drive
  and a 37 gigehurz L7 cacheeeee a 58 inch flat moniter w/
  2134x5654 resolushun and teh best part is my 400 gbps cabul
  capped to 1 kbps connecsion wich routes thru severel dedicatud
  OC-255 powered masheens wich are on T460 redirectors
  <KingKashue> riiiiight...But can your's do this?
  *** Rigel was kicked by KingKashue (to prove I can)
  *** Joins: Rigel
  <Rigel> Nope.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221293
text:
  <Sticks> I'm always constantly mortified [no pun intended] at
  the continual degredation of people grammer and spelling on
  the net...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221346
text:
  <al-x> i take quote theft very seriously
  <al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes
  <al-x> coz of quote stealage


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221399
text:
  <CowboyNeal> I got email once from someone who said that /.
  was "tryin to keep a nigga down"
  <CowboyNeal> I told him I didn't appreciate him using that
  term to refer to our people
  <CowboyNeal> race card played and redealt, muhahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221449
text:
  <zetec> I don't think it's physically possible to both laugh
  and ejaculate at the same time.
  <zetec> But I plan on finding out.
  * zetec is away - midget porn.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910241
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221493
text:
  (omfg): whats the most sensitive part of a persons body when
  they are masturbating ?
  (TypoKing): idk
  (omfg): their ears
  (omfg): listening for ppl coming home


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910241
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221593
text:
  * Jadyn wacks Murad with a very large book
  * Murad dies
  * Jadyn pokes Murad
  * Murad pokes Jad back from the bowls of Hell
  <Jadyn> ack!
  <Murad> :-D
  * Jadyn searches Murad's dead body for stolen presents
  * Murad asks his good friend Lucifer to send out a few demons
  to get Jad
  * Falkan asks them for papers
  * Falkan deports the demons
  * Murad hides his stolen presents away and sets his evil elf
  minions to guard them
  * Jadyn eyes the elf minions
  * Falkan points out the use of non-union elf labour.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221654
text:
  <Mooseka> IF GOD IS SO POWERFUL, WHY DID IT TAKE 7 DAYS TO
  CREATE THE EARTH.
  <Mooseka> AND IF IT DID TAKE 7 DAYS, HOW LONG HAS IT TAKEN TO
  CREATE THE UNIVERSE?
  <Mooseka> A PRETTY LONG TIME I'D THINK!
  <Cef> to god a day is like a thousand years and a thousand
  years is liek a day
  <Cef> thats in the bible
  <Mooseka> SO IT TOOK GOD 7000 YEARS TO MAKE THE EARTH?
  <Mooseka> HOW THE FUCK IS HE POWERFUL THEN
  <Mooseka> I COULD MAKE THE EARTH OUT OF LEGOS IN 7000 YEARS.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221710
text:
  <Dilbert|AFK> lyi thte th is c im gay he talked the way i was
  thinking
  <Dilbert|AFK> logl
  <_404NotFound> wtf are you talking about dilberto?
  <Dr_Pedantic> uh..... I think hes saying hes gay
  <MrSiggler> That's what I got outta that too.
  <_404NotFound> Yeah, me three... but I was making sure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221755
text:
  <copernicu> what are bad noises for hard drives to make?
  * copernicu has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by
  peer))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221813
text:
  <artof tanz>God i'm a loser.
  <artof tanz>Some commercial for a sitcom said this
  <artof tanz>wife: "what color are my eyes?!" husband: "34C"
  <artof tanz>and I'm like, wtf thats not an RGB value


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221869
text:
  <Psycho|Give> ACK! THESE TWO LESBIANS WANT MY KID!!!
  <L0ne_W0lf> how much they willing to pay?
  <Psycho|Give> i dunno but they want me to give them sperm and
  have my kid...hell fuckin no
  <L0ne_W0lf> why not
  <Psycho|Give> cuz it's too early in my life for that shit
  <L0ne_W0lf> mix baking soda in water, and charge them for it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221925
text:
  <^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file
  in it
  <^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart
  problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of
  Xemacs"
  <drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he
  can't use that version of Xemacs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.221993
text:
  <Pedsdude> ok...............
  <Pedsdude> i said this:
  <Pedsdude> friends should be here any min.  so i will not be
  on until tuesday
  <Pedsdude> it translated to this in dutch:
  <RamboSnakey|NH> rofl
  <Pedsdude> Vrienden zouden hier enig min moeten zijn. Zo zal
  ik op tot Dinsdag niet zijn
  <Pedsdude> it translated back to this in english:
  <RamboSnakey|NH>
  roflroflroflroflorlforlrolroflfroflroflroflrorlforlforlf
  <Pedsdude> Friends will here simply wet nurse must be.  As
  will I on until Tuesday are not
  <Pedsdude> HAHAHAHA
  <RamboSnakey|NH> LOL
  <[WS]DeMoNiTe> wtf? LOL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910244
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222133
text:
  * Yugi_moto take out his card deck
  <DoesNotExist> Yu-Gi-Oh is fricking hilarious.
  <DoesNotExist> the hero's all like "I play my Blue Eyes
  White Dragon in defense position and attack!" and they all act
  like it was a stunning strategical move.
  <DoesNotExist> it's an overly dramatic version of a magic
  the gathering tournament, which makes it so hilarious.
  <Yugi_moto> I play black skull DRAGON IN ATACK MODE NOW
  BLACK SKULL Dragon ATTACK BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
  <Yugi_moto> ablterrate
  <DoesNotExist> and they EXPLAIN THE RULES BEHIND EVERY
  SINGLE MOVE.
  <DoesNotExist> "My blue eyes white dragon attacks... THE
  MOON!"
  <Yugi_moto> black skull dragon  has  3200 atack points blue
  Eyes white dragon has 3000 atack points i have the stronger
  monster by atack points that means you lose 200 life points
  <DoesNotExist> no, i play Mystical Swirling Hat Shield to
  counter that, which increases the Blue Eyes White Dragon's
  attack by 53...
  <Yugi_moto> I play pendulam machine
  <Yugi_moto> no
  <Yugi_moto> Mysticazl Elf does that
  <Yugi_moto> Mystical Elf
  <DoesNotExist> i play Flaming Sword of Cheesy Goodness on
  Blue Eyes White Dragon as my last move, increasing my BEWD's
  attack by a triumphant 3333 due to my cheescake i'm eating.
  <Yugi_moto> I sumon exiodea
  <Yugi_moto> autometic win
  <DoesNotExist> i play counterspell, discarding it.
  <Yugi_moto> yuoo cant
  <DoesNotExist> Yes i can. o_O
  * DoesNotExist holds up his counterspell.
  * DoesNotExist taps two islands...
  * DoesNotExist plays counterspell on exiodea...
  * DoesNotExist discards exiodea.,
  <DoesNotExist> Now then, i play...
  * DoesNotExist summons Sephiroth!
  <DoesNotExist> I summon Sephiroth in the Lance Bass
  position, which causes your black skull dragon to commit
  suicide from the terrible n*sync music.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910244
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222226
text:
  @<Yeshua> am I the only one who thinks the black-haired girl
  in t.a.t.u is EXTREMELY hot?
  @<Echo5ive> Yeshua: I second that erection.
  @<Echo5ive> eh, I mean emotion.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222290
text:
  <Ed> alright
  <Ed> the world is completely fucked
  <Ed> my neighbour has a "No visitors except by prior
  arrangement" sign
  <Ed> thing is, I just found out that the bastard's a Jehova's
  Witness
  <Ed> I wonder if a "No thanks, I'm a Protestant" would work
  any on my door


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222345
text:
  Renleve: Pimpegration!
  Renleve: Maria whores herself out at $20 a go under her pimp's
  auspices to 3^x - x^3 + 7x + 12 guys every day, compounding
  hourly, where the Wednesday lunch hour, starting at noon, is
  the zero mark. What economic model should Johnny employ to
  maximize personal revenue through the following Monday (by
  which time Maria will surely have died of a heroin overdose or
  at the hands of an overly enthusiastic customer)?
  Renleve: The correct answer was "smack dat bitch up and take
  all of her Jacksons, fo'real". We would also have accepted
  "voodoo economics". Thanks for playing, Maria, you dumb slut!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222394
text:
  * jesus takes off your pants.
  * Sexypants is now known as Sexy
  <jesus> rawr
  <Sexy> jesus took off my pants
  <Kitsa> the lord works in mysterious ways


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222447
text:
  <Ryou> 360's are great but their hardware quality is pretty
  lol
  <Kuraineko> it's called 360 because of the trip it takes
  <Kuraineko> from microsoft, to you, back to microsoft, to you
  again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222503
text:
  <@ZoFreX> goddammit
  <@ZoFreX> I forgot the definition of irony
  <@ZoFreX> so I went to look it up on Wikipedia
  <@ZoFreX> but Wikipedia is down
  <@ZoFreX> AND I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THAT'S IRONIC OR NOT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222556
text:
  <St_Zartan> all my scenes were deleted from "8 mile"
  <St_Zartan> apparently training for the paralympics isn't
  "street" enough for them, the bastards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222645
text:
  [DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning...
  [DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg
  yolk coming out of my penis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222696
text:
  <Tridon> hate cold water
  * Tridon left the shower in a huff!
  <Iksion> tridon ah your willy has shrinked in cold water?
  <Tridon> this morning I had to talk him down, just so that I
  could take a piss... Now he's not even there any longer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222745
text:
  <Pedro> And dude, this Wily Castle MIDI rocks the proverbial
  socks.
  <DarkMatter> An lo' did the sock enjoy the MIDI, whilest the
  sinners did cover their ears in shame of their pop music.  And
  God smiled upon his creation and said, this rocks omg.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222848
text:
  <narg> So my sister is about to enter college, and she was
  telling everyone her room number - 404.
  <narg> Then one day, she was looking at a college letter with
  my parents, and she's like crap, my room number is 414!
  <narg> Reflexivly, I said if people went there, they would be
  like 404: Julie not found.
  <narg> No one even looked my way ;(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222903
text:
  (jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load
  a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says
  "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.222963
text:
  <Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer
  space, and my owner loathes and despises me
  <mike> leprosy
  <Karmer> no
  <Karmer> it is
  <Karmer> slidey's virginity


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223067
text:
  <@Techno|AO> Dammit, NOW who am I going to make fun of?
  <@Techno|AO> I just found out there's a strip club in Quebec
  where you can get the strippers to give you blowjobs for 60
  bucks Canadian!
  <alisdair> 60 dollars cdn is expensive for a blowjob in quebec
  <Cornjob7> You can get strippers in Dallas to give you
  blowjobs for $20 dollars, you get a free STD of your choice
  too.
  * Theta furiously takes notes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223135
text:
  <ksennin> "Do the girls have to shave their asses?"
  <ksennin> [x] Yes
  <ksennin> [ ] Yes
  <FT> ksennin: Your definition of 'great' tends to be weird.
  <TripleRach> Shave, what
  <FT> Try "Shake"
  <ksennin> Oh shit.
  <ksennin> Yes, "Shake"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223184
text:
  *** C2H5OH has joined #finalfight
  <MightyQuinn> greetings, Mr. Ethanol
  <Rico> Mmm... caffeine.
  <Squizzle> Wow, one of you failed organic chem.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910250
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223282
text:
  <@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes
  <@AgentAce> because they got soul
  <@AgentAce> err sole


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910250
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223327
text:
  [Shinji] my pants are pretty disturbed too!
  [Shinji] then again, you'd be pretty disturbed if you spent
  your life this close to my crotch.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223385
text:
  <3M> ok guys i've finally got my windows me machine up and
  running again :D
  <exo147> if everything seems to be running well on windows me
  you've obviously overlooked something....
  <3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc
  :(
  <exo147> somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223457
text:
  <@PuffinFreshWog> kingmax is good ram
  <@PuffinFreshWog> right?
  <@PuffinFreshWog> but won't that not matter since my current
  ram is a crap brand
  <@cbf> ueaj
  <@cbf> uyeaj
  <@cbf> yueah
  <@cbf> yeah
  <@cbf> fod dammit
  <@cbf> fgod
  <@cbf> gofd
  <@PuffinFreshWog> LMFAO
  <@cbf> gof
  <@cbf> god


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223523
text:
  <railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i
  like get an instant hard-on
  <railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself
  "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start
  whacking off like mad
  <HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after
  you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital?
  <railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started
  crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain
  though
  <HaiFlick> lol
  <railor> turns out it was my wife


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223571
text:
  LrdKittoa: just ate at taco bell.
  Nitefallzz: i hope you get some kind of mexican disease and
  die
  LrdKittoa: taco bell isn't mexican food.
  LrdKittoa: calling taco bell mexican food is like calling
  micheal jackson black.  It's sort of true, but... no, not
  really.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223616
text:
  <trips> Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of
  dialup, I will fear no lag: for thou art with me; thy lights
  and thy bandwidth they comfort me. Thou preparest a website
  before me in the presence of mine boredom: thou anointest my
  ports with data; my hard drive runneth over. Surely fast
  surfing and low access rates shall follow me all the days of
  my life: and I will dwell in the house of cisco systems for
  ever.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223699
text:
  <Snojoe> I am a genius
  <Snojoe> I just came up with a new game
  <mbb102488> oh lord, what now?
  <Gnarly> did you finally figure out hand + dick, joe?
  <Snojoe> Bash drinking game
  <mbb102488> lol
  <Snojoe> I'm serious! go onto the random page
  <Snojoe> and you take a drink for every quote of like
  <Snojoe> tubgirl
  <Snojoe> or even goatse
  <Gnarly> no, 2 for goatse
  <Snojoe> uh, no... 2 drinks are reserved for every one about
  niggers
  <Gnarly> lmao
  <mbb102488> wow...
  <Gnarly> just don't hope you randomly don't get the whole
  bottom list as random
  <Gnarly> else you'd be fucked


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223853
text:
  <Pod-Matey> Dod is great
  <Hydrac7> I've always disliked the hand models on DoD
  <Pod-Matey> Hydrac, not everyone has soft and supple hands
  <Hydrac7> Pod-Matey: I get it from frequent masturbation with
  hand lotion.
  <Pod-Matey> Hydrac, I was going to mention something of the
  like, but I see you've already explained more than I ever
  could


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223929
text:
  <andyroo> So, whats everyones new years resolution?
  <AnimeMan> no more lacking sex
  <AnimeMan> 2 times a day minimum
  <AnimeMan> what about you andyroo?
  <andyroo> With every passing moment, I want to type more
  gramatically.
  <andyroo> I'm just practicing at the moment.
  <andyroo> I want to believe that I'm smart, while others think
  I'm a d#8khead.
  <andyroo> Hopefully, now and again an intelligent operator
  will ban me for this
  <AnimeMan> hahah
  <AnimeMan> you forgot a period
  <AnimeMan> hopefully god doesn't forget to give my gf one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910255
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.223986
text:
  <__20h_P9_> DOS is the OS of the future.
  <__20h_P9_> It doesn't suck. :P
  <spaceinvader> __20h_P9_: but it dosent have a decent
  windowing system
  <spaceinvader> and no dos dosent suck, it blows
  <spaceinvader> Is there anything that dosent suck or blow?
  <__20h_P9_> Feminists


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910255
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.224042
text:
  <HOT_SAUCE> generals?
  <HOT_SAUCE> yeah i have it
  <HOT_SAUCE> i dunno if generals is DX9
  <HOT_SAUCE> but somehow, turning up EVERYTHING to super-high
  detail makes my game run faster than putting it on just high/
  medium
  <HOT_SAUCE> i think my video card is autistic
  <HOT_SAUCE> like that kid from mercury rising


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910255
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.224088
text:
  <stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the
  desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and
  makes me reboot, then want to kill people


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.224773
text:
  <richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you?
  <richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last
  year while i was marching
  <richmond> smacked me in the side of the head
  <richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910257
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225040
text:
  <BOYD1981> you know, i hate it when a channel suddenly goes
  quiet after a debate
  <BOYD1981> it's like masturbating, and when you're finally
  about to ejaculate you hear somebody entering the house
  <BOYD1981> or walking up the stairs
  <BOYD1981> so you have to put it away until later
  <BOYD1981> another reason i hate it is because you never know
  if it's because nobody has anything to say, or somebody took
  what was said a little too seriously and is sitting there a
  bit pissed off
  <BOYD1981> show me an argument/debate/disagreement i haven't
  seen before and maybe, just maybe i might get a little pissed
  off
  <BOYD1981> i'm more likely to get pissed off by something
  pissing me off
  <BOYD1981> like developer and publisher and
  hellotomyfriendsandfamilyer logo animations before a game
  loads
  <BOYD1981> and it even gets on my nerves before a movie
  <BOYD1981> especially if it's on a dvd that won't let you skip
  it or go straight to the menu
  <BOYD1981> to me that's propaganda, it's forcing you do watch
  something you don't want to
  <BOYD1981> ofcourse you can't put your hands over your ears
  and close your eyes, because then you might miss the start of
  the movie, accidentally hit the skip back button instead of
  rewind and force yourself into being forced to watch the logos
  again
  <BOYD1981> or you could watch the movie once, time how long it
  takes for the menu to appear or the movie to start, then turn
  around and face a clock, put your hands over your ears and
  count the seconds
  <BOYD1981> but then if somebody walks in on you they'll wonder
  why you're ignoring what the clock is trying to tell you
  that's preventing you from watching the movie
  <BOYD1981> so it's either watching something you're against,
  or having people think you talk to clocks
  <BOYD1981> ofcourse you could do the same counting method, but
  turn the tv on to a different channel for a certain amount of
  time
  <BOYD1981> but then somebody might walk in just as soon as you
  change the channel and think you were watching porn or the
  mobo awards or something like that
  <BOYD1981> or, you could do the same but with the tv off
  <BOYD1981> but then if somebody walks in and sees you sitting
  there with the dvd player running, the tv off and you with the
  remote in your hand that you've forgotten which button turns
  the tv on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910257
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225084
text:
  <CUI> On other hand, I figure that this will be a night to
  remember
  <Psy_Duck> Hand is all you need
  <Psy_Duck> :)))
  <CUI> Hand is all I got =/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225129
text:
  <Jlax> wow
  <Jlax> i just opened microsoft word
  <Jlax> apperently, i only had the trial version
  <Jlax> and it expired yesterday
  <Jlax> so i read the message it gave me
  <Jlax> "some features may become unavailable"
  <Jlax> then i discovered what some of those features were:
  <Jlax> 1.
  <Jlax> TYPING
  <Jlax> 2.
  <Jlax> DOCUMENT VIEWING


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225180
text:
  <Ryan> Wind Waker sucks.
  <Ryan> Seriously.
  <Aduin> RYAN
  <Aduin> DIE!
  <Ryan> Aduin.
  <Jesper> Ryan: You suck. Literally. Aduin told me all about
  it.
  <+Legion> Ryan, you are incorrect.
  <Ryan> Nevermind..
  <+Legion> WW rules ass.
  <Ryan> No, i'm not
  <+Legion> Tell me why it sucks.
  <Aduin> GO LEG!
  <+Legion> And if you say graphics, you die.
  <Jesper> I think the graphics look better.
  <+Legion> Jesper, me too. :)
  <Ryan> No, everything about the game sucks, not just the
  graphics
  * Quits: Ryan (Ryan@cloak-2236C47B.dyn.optonline.net) (Killed
  (Jesper (YOU SAID GRAPHICS)))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225227
text:
  <Kcred1176> you have to be circumcised to their magazine
  <cmn22> ?????
  <jrock81> easy killer
  <Mooky13> what?
  <Kcred1176> subscribed
  <Kcred1176> sorry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225377
text:
  <axiom-> mike myers is fuckin canadian
  <axiom-> he'd outsmart those two nitwit killers anyday
  <starrie> the guy from halloween
  <starrie> not austin powers
  <starrie> ninny.
  <axiom-> oh.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225427
text:
  <%spock1104> lmao, some poor bastard in florida had his house
  burn down thanks to a dell
  <+Toba> I would make a joke about needing a firewall on his
  home box
  <+Toba> but that's just too low


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225473
text:
  <Thunder> I seriously gotta upgrade my computer, I'm scared
  that my comp will blow up if I click the wrong tile in
  minesweeper D:


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225525
text:
  <timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha
  <timmo> WHO WOULD SUBJECT THEIR DAUGHTER TO THE HORRORS OF
  THAT NAME
  <timmo> 'this is my daughter bertha, she eats villages'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225573
text:
  <&Sir_Jesus> torrents are made of communism
  <&Sir_Jesus> from each according to his upload speed, to each
  according to his download speed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225622
text:
  <wonderllamah> ill bet a banana would kick an apples ass in a
  fight beacause it could unpeel itself to have two mighty
  banana parts fighting
  <wonderllamah> the peel to bind it and the soft core to smash
  it into submission.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225668
text:
  <NathanielsBlaze> what do you think the game would be called
  if mario had a gun
  <FalconWarrior> Metroid.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225730
text:
  <Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB
  <Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB
  <Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100
  <D1-> where?
  <D1-> nigga where?
  <Guilty> Pricewatch
  <D1-> oh
  <D1-> thats white trash generic ram


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225787
text:
  <Spektor> A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a
  check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket
  and tried to 'write' with it.
  <Spektor> Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer
  with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great...
  some asshole's got my pen."
  <MikeYb0y> Not another life story Spektor!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910262
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225880
text:
  <[Frank]> -=- Frank's Radio -=- 166.90.143.148:17714 -=- Now
  Playing: Terra Branford Theme - Piano STYLE! :D -=- Always
  Taking Requests!
  <`Frieza> i request you go get hit by a car


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910262
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.225944
text:
  <Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
  <Fodz> indeed
  <Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
  <Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
  <Fodz> pffft
  <Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
  <rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226082
text:
  <barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started
  taking pictures of other people in thongs.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226183
text:
  <ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of
  astalavista.com
  <ScumDog> wish me luck
  <R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226233
text:
  <@CC-Myshra> (Your Mom) + (Your Dad) + (Your Dog) = You
  <@p24t> haha
  <+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> wierd...
  <+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> no wonder i like to drink out of the toilet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226281
text:
  <darklink570> at first i thought that "ping? pong!" was just
  chanserv making fun of my chinese heritage


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226414
text:
  <Nofrag> It's bullshit, the police won't do a fucking thing.
  They destroyed one of the transformers now the power's out for
  twelve blocks
  <bawheid> It obviously wasn't one of the better transformers
  <bawheid> Optimus Prime, say


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226475
text:
  <krg> stupid fucking church people took all of our parking
  spaces
  <Tragic> your parkinglot isn't private for employees and
  customers?
  <krg> it is
  <krg> they ignore the signs
  <Tragic> "but this is a house of god!"  "yeah well this is the
  parking lot of an evil IT company. fuck off."
  <Tragic> "our dark lord detests the presence of your honda
  civic, you must be punished!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226525
text:
  <Vexx> laptops needs a new name
  <Vexx> 'cause if you keep them on your lap, it burns your
  crotch.
  <+winterlike> sounds like a girl i once knew


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226580
text:
  <quatoria> it was high-larious
  <Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and
  thought it was
  funny?
  <hep> high "at the time?"
  <hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point
  <hep> :>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910266
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226641
text:
  <@Cain> i
  <@Cain> am
  <@Cain> ALIVE
  <@Cain> yes iam
  <@Cain> but no sleep
  <@Cain> in days
  <@Cain> makes me sad
  <@Cain> and not here
  *** Cain has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  <@Domino_> was that a poem?
  <@Domino_> cuz i hate drive-by prose :\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910266
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226728
text:
  * Gygaxis breaks a carrier pigeon in half and removes a
  cryptic message from inside, along with his lucky lotto
  numbers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226772
text:
  <Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he
  knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA
  operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes
  out.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226826
text:
  <mindbomb> anytime anyone refers to themselves as a 'foodie' I
  want to knock their fucking teeth out
  <mindbomb> oh you like to eat food that tastes good?
  congratufuckinglations
  <mindbomb> blog about it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226870
text:
  h4zin: lol wtf is an aoler doin with a 90gig hard drive
  h4zin: thats like a black dude with a textbook


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.226929
text:
  <I_D> what's this I hear about you and the arab army?
  <bugkiller> I_D: nha.. but the Israeli defense army didnt
  accept me to intellegence devision for some fucked up reason
  <[-Locky-]> get on one of your jockey camels
  <[-Locky-]> and haul ass over here
  <I_D> he can't locky
  <I_D> that's a military vehicle over there


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910268
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227029
text:
  <bigboy89> hey Sexy_girll :*
  <Sexy_girll> sup...
  <bigboy89> are u alone?
  <Sexy_girll> yep y?
  <bigboy89> i just bought some condoms with like bumps and
  stuff, we could try them out tomorrow when your parents are
  gone
  <Sexy_girll> you fuckin asshole, your fuckin my sister?
  * bigboy89 has quit (Connection reset by peer)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910268
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227078
text:
  <^cell^> he was one of those people that had to make multiple
  objects.. like.. he makes 1 tree, so he says "lets give him a
  little friend" and at the end there is like 50 trees and like
  3000 squirrels


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910269
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227173
text:
  <jud_> some of the stuff that people say on quakenet... feels
  like i get penalized by one IQ point just for reading it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910269
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227221
text:
  xenotwuz: I thought maybe I'd go up and tell her that she's
  got awesomely hot looking hair.
  xenotwuz: But that would just sound creepy.
  Neo Maxi Zoomy: Just walk up and Say Hello or something
  Neo Maxi Zoomy: I don't know, Google that shit man!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227361
text:
  SomethingTrifty: I'm vegetarian for a different reason
  SomethingTrifty: It's not because I like animals
  SomethingTrifty: i just fucking hate plants


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227456
text:
  ( shamoun )  lol, please don't root me
  ( shamoun )  hey, i have a question
  ( shamoun )  if im logged into root, is there some way i can
  do something like su to login to another user and then launch
  xchat
  ( shamoun )  i don't want to have to leave xfce
  ( shamoun )  well, now you all know im logged in as root.
  goodbye


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227497
text:
  [ Rjx ] either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this
  is something altogether more sinister


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227593
text:
  <greener> i don't want sex anymore. nasty strippers grossed me
  out yesterday
  <greener> i'm a born-again virgin


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227650
text:
  EchelonOverlord: Jeni's gonna come watch Usual Suspects now.
  Morwen K: ooh! has she seen it before?
  EchelonOverlord: Nope.
  Morwen K: coooool
  EchelonOverlord: Oh yeah.
  Morwen K: i'd invite myself along but i'm sure this is your
  together-time, so i won't intrude ;)
  Morwen K: plus i'd probably blurt out "it's kevin spacey!!!"
  like halfway through
  EchelonOverlord: What?!  Kevin Spacey?!!
  Morwen K: ..
  Morwen K: fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227719
text:
  *** Topic is 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX
  FOR GUIDANCE'
  *** Set by JoeMustDie on Tue Nov 12 18:34:04
  *** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I
  WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE 4818'

  -Later-

  *** Squinky changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ |
  WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED'
  <Sopabuena> No keep that number there
  *** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ |
  WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED 4818'
  <Squinky> What is the number?
  <Sopabuena> part of a phone
  <Sopabuena> i put it there or i will forget to call
  <Squinky> Hee!
  <Squinky> You may be addicted when you use channel topics as
  reminder notes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227771
text:
  <zero|b5> you know those pimples you get three inches inside
  your rectum that itch and you have to reach in and scratch
  them out? thats what you are.
  <loretian> Your know the puss that comes out when you pop
  those pimples?  That's what you drink.
  <zero|b5> ha. so you say as you ride around in a motorized
  wheelchair with drool flowing down your chin thumping yourself
  on the chest and saying "AUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUU" with all the
  kids behind you shouting TARD TARD TARD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227823
text:
  <CommanderStab> ARGH
  <CommanderStab> It just dawned on me that the "pen" I was
  chewing was actually a pair of scissors @_@
  <CommanderStab> It dawned on me when I cut my lip on them >_<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227879
text:
  <MoonFog> Accept my send!!
  <spark-> are you behind a firewall?
  <MoonFog> Yes. but i can send
  <spark-> Please consult your network administrator
  <MoonFog> I am, and i know it works
  <spark-> Please insult your network administrator


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.227986
text:
  *** Suicidal_Bear is now known as The_Clodu
  <True_Yoshi> ...
  <The_Clodu> yeah, foo'
  <The_Clodu> I AM... THE CLODU!!
  <True_Yoshi> LOL
  <The_Clodu> You dare laugh at the Clodu?!
  <The_Clodu> prepare to be punished!!!
  <True_Yoshi> No.
  *** The_Clodu sets mode: +o True_Yoshi
  <The_Clodu> I have taken away that which makes you special!
  Now, you are merely a pawn with a danish!
  <True_Yoshi> ...
  <True_Yoshi> O....kay....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228038
text:
  * CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much
  <mindrape> CanuckSaq: you must have a little weewee, cuz i
  didn't feel you were screwing mine :/
  <CanuckSaq> mr: a) I have a gigantic cock, and b) you assume
  you actually possess a mind


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228090
text:
  <skylift> I think I'm going to flip a coin to decide if I
  should work today
  <skylift> damn
  <skylift> I didn't catch it and it fell down the hot air
  exchange


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228150
text:
  <Sku||Fuck> her favorite author is irvine welsh and her favorite band is dying
  fetus.
  <Sku||Fuck> i don't know.  typically i'm drawn to the type of person that
  easily accepts the subject matter in that sort of music.
  <rdgzt> The subject matter being
  DEATHSATANDISMEMBERMENTNIHILISMDESTROYKILLEVERYONEDARKNESSENTROPYDEATHEMPTINESS!!!!!
  you mean?
  <rdgzt> And perhaps some violent fucking.
  <Sku||Fuck> dude you listed death twice
  <rdgzt> Well, there seems to be a lot of it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910275
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228240
text:
  <tangent3> george bush wants to send missions to moons and the
  mars
  <tangent3> i think the search for weapons of mass destruction
  is getting desperate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910275
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228310
text:
  <flee> my favorite people to talk to on the phone are those
  <flee> that are self-absorbed enough that all I have to do
  <flee> is say "yup" and laugh at appropriate intervals.
  <flee> it's only annoying when I don't know how to detach.
  <flee> I should write a program that will say "yup" and
  <flee> laugh for me.
  <flee> of course, I can't tell anyone this.
  <mrg> yup!
  <mrg> hahahah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910276
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228461
text:
  <[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like
  "man, that must get boring after a while"
  <[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh
  <shea_> when i first saw programming
  <shea_> i was like
  <shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\
  <shea_> then i went back to porn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910276
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228511
text:
  <az__> fuck I think I drank plaster
  <mc> you drank plaster?
  <az__> well theres something in my water
  <mc> that could be interesting.. you might crap out a perfect
  model of your intestines :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228556
text:
  <Jubei301> Luke was complaining about being at the theater,
  and these guys one row back were having a very stupid
  conversation about whether or not styling their pubes a good
  idea... I think theyre just trying to impress their
  boyfriends, seeing as pubes would be at eye level for them...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228603
text:
  <{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT
  IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  <DaRkShaMe> hi santa


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228649
text:
  <Karyon> [12:10] * Quits: RainyDay (Will you remember my ass
  or my brain? :))
  <Karyon> WELL THEY BOTH GOT A LARGE HOLE IN THEM, AND ARE BOTH
  FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228697
text:
  <Panda-> i love irc so much more than my family
  <Panda-> mainly because my grandmother doesnt recognize me
  <Panda-> BUT AUTHSERV DOES!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910278
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228796
text:
  <P1E> greetings, IRCMonkey
  <IRCMonkey> Hi, I'm just wandering here, irc 1st timer!
  <P1E> there's first time for everything I guess
  <P1E> =]
  <IRCMonkey> :-))
  <IRCMonkey> Good bye! See you!
  <-- IRCMonkey has quit (Client Quit)
  <P1E> wow, that was, er, short
  <CharlieG> the first time usually is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228850
text:
  <SC_DNO> i was holding the Canadian flag one day, and i jumped
  into a car...lmao wait a second!
  <SC_DNO> THEY'ER CANADIAN, they dont have a flag
  <Eric|TheWheelman> sure they do
  <Eric|TheWheelman> its a piece of cloth with a leaf on it
  <William> You can wipe your ass with both.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228911
text:
  <purr> nah, i'm gonna wait for him to come to me
  <Sorcerer> the scene from Gladiator comes to mind
  <Sorcerer> "I caught wind of a fish that waits on the bottom
  of the ocean for it's prey to take a nibble"
  <Sorcerer> "The prey nibbles more and yet, the fish does
  nothing..."
  <purr> Oh well, as long as I end up eaten in the end ;p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.228963
text:
  Dead Star> And I'm trying hard to moderate drugs.
  Dead Star> Like less and less and less and less
  Dead Star> I wanna stop weed I think, until I'm famous or
  something.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229061
text:
  <kw> heh, got woken up with a blowjob to day.. thats a
  seriously nice way to wake up
  <Nathan> heh
  <Nathan> you sleeping at your parents again?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910281
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229202
text:
  <n00dle> What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
  <n00dle> Both involve 30-year-old meat in between two
  nine-year-old buns.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910281
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229258
text:
  <Javin> God I need to do laundry.
  <Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones
  I'm able to catch.
  <Doh_> catch?
  <Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
  <Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
  <Doh_> heh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229350
text:
  <j03bl0w> Is it wrong to touch yourself when things like Miss
  Teen USA are on?
  <|SeveN|> j03bl0w: no.
  * j03bl0w touches himself in places with lots of nerve endings


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229407
text:
  <Zeta7> I'll just avoid downloading porn
  <Zeta7> heh
  <pkeffect> :D
  <Zeta7> that's where the viruses come from usually
  <pkeffect> just like in real life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229465
text:
  [13:49] <Saxon-> but I am still two steps up the evolutionary
  ladder from karma
  [13:49] *** Saxon- has quit IRC (Read error 54: Connection
  reset by peer)
  [13:49] <ShadiZar> rofl
  [13:49] <`KArmA> THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH ME PUNK
  [13:49] <`KArmA> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [13:49] <`KArmA> incidentally
  [13:49] <Vikki> lol
  [13:50] <`KArmA> despite the impressive coincidence
  [13:50] <`KArmA> I had nothing to do with that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229516
text:
  (Fetch) freebsd and novell can go fuck themselves
  (Fetch) with a pole
  (Sancho) why don't you tell us how you really feel
  (tobyl) Sancho: Because it would be too disturbing for words.
  (Fetch) I'd like to hold the pole, so that I could violate
  them in a more
  +bloody fashion
  (Fetch) I would wiggle it around, so that their irritated and
  bloody anus
  +holes would become twice their normal diameter.
  (IDK) Sancho: And THAT's why he shouldn't tell us how he
  really feels.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229570
text:
  <Cardo> I reckon they should keep making Jackass shows
  <Shady> yer
  <Cardo> That way we can use Darwin as a turbine while he spins
  in his grave
  <Shady> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229629
text:
  <d_e> MarcusYu: why are you learning Japanese?
  <MarcusYu> Seriously, to watch anime and play video games
  <d_e> I bet it's a retarded reason, like for RPGs and anime
  <d_e> oh my god
  <d_e> are you serious?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229684
text:
  <agrippina> so there was this guy at work today, who brought
  back a copy of Madden '06 because it was it wouldn't play in
  his son's x box. he starts mumbling about how when he was
  young, he never had to worry about his baseball being
  compatable with his glove or his bat. And before i can stop
  myself, i blurt out "true. but no one ever died chasing their
  x box into the street."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229780
text:
  <[SA]Jibaku> Guys, by what voodoo does ikaruga compress to a
  scant 17 megabytes?
  <HentaiTentacleDemon> The good voodoo
  <[SA]MofoTPG> The magic of "incomplete download"?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229831
text:
  computersislove: im annoyed.
  AbnormalMembrane: Wrong suffix.
  AbnormalMembrane: You mean "-ing"
  AbnormalMembrane: Sorry. I'm kinda a grammar Nazi about these
  things.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229890
text:
  <eminem_fan> they changed google!
  <eminem_fan> i hate it, it's like new coke
  <Blacgrass> wtf, you're like eleven, how do you know about new
  coke?
  <eminem_fan> stfu blac, how u know I'm 11?
  <Blacgrass> do a google search for "eminem fans"...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910285
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.229956
text:
  <Mbeta> if i were going to break up with a girl who i had
  grown to hate
  <Mbeta> i would rub poison ivy in the crotch area of all her
  panties
  <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> better yet
  <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> herpies
  <Mbeta> yea, where am i gonna get herpes?
  <chibi> pooty can give you herpes
  <Mbeta> everyone already has herpes in NY
  <Mbeta> come on now.
  <Mbeta> that's like saying
  <Mbeta> if i had aids i would run around in africa touching
  everyone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910285
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230000
text:
  <k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out
  of this interpretation situilimintation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230142
text:
  [@Swiftar]: 1-800-Flowers just sent me the "I Fucked Your
  Sister, I'm Sorry" deal. Buy 24 roses get 24 free.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230210
text:
  <deathr0w-> i fuck decent looking women
  <SForce> i fuck hotties
  <SForce> thats the difference between us
  <SForce> there's no hotties in thailand
  <SForce> i've seen the pictures of those cyclops looking lazy
  eyes bitches you bring home
  <deathr0w-> yeah there is
  <SForce> not in your house
  <SForce> and you know what we call the few you have there?
  <SForce> Americans


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230373
text:
  <RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing,
  two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and
  necklace
  <sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping.
  <sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and
  panties.
  <sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better.
  <ShinJN> whoa
  * ShinJN steps away from 60mhz
  <sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater
  <sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor
  tonight?
  <ShinJN> it's there
  <ShinJN> i was joking
  <sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer?
  <ShinJN> no


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230432
text:
  <j03bl0w> I did a /ignroe *@* CHAN in one window earlier today
  and only just realised, it worked in every window, and i've
  had EVERY channel I've been in on ignore today ..
  <j03bl0w> No fucking wonder I was bored
  <j03bl0w> I just thought "strange, no ones talking today"
  <j03bl0w> fucking hell.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230586
text:
  <dOink> brb gotta drop the kids off at the pool
  <dOink> i mean... i gotta shit
  dOink (dOink@vw27711.pacific.net.au) is now known as dOi[fOOd]
  <logicalentity> wtf?!
  <logicalentity> food?!
  <logicalentity> I thought...
  * logicalentity runs away screaming


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230636
text:
  <Tremens> also while getting dressed today I have come to the
  conclusion that I am never buying fruit of the loom underwear
  again.
  <Tremens> something about having FTL printed all around my
  crotch is not the sort of message I want to convey about
  myself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910289
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230778
text:
  <Raphie> what are all the names of the seven dwarfs
  <stevieo4> coke, acid, marijuana, reds, blues, speed, and of
  course heroin. Hmmm. I think I missed one.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230830
text:
  <RizBow[RF]> winmx if the song is popular (you can download
  same song from multiple people simontaneously) , soulseek if
  its rare
  <maddox> I get my mp3s from the store.. it's pretty nice, they
  already have them burned on CD and they come with cases and
  booklets.
  <RizBow[RF]> maddox: where?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230879
text:
  <+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up
  and the complex things are easy? LOL
  <+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating
  is complex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230920
text:
  [ @Treach ] can you hump in the sims online
  [ @qoncept ] Treach, i think so but i dont know how. figures.
  [ @TribalJedi ] you need the love bed i think
  [ @qoncept ] thats stupid why cant you just do it out by the
  dumpster like in real life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.230990
text:
  <Autocracy> hehe.. mod_gzip works :)
  <Rick_Hunter> Autocracy: Why wouldn't mod_gzip work?
  <Autocracy> because it's me...
  <Autocracy> that's usually the case...
  <Autocracy> I swear the whole world's against me...
  * Rick_Hunter makes a note to tell people, at the next
  meeting, to be less obvious.
  <Autocracy> eh?
  <Rick_Hunter> Nothing. ^_^
  <Autocracy> heh
  <Autocracy> haha
  <Autocracy> lmao
  * Rick_Hunter whistles and walks away.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910291
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231041
text:
  * om3ga has joined #hangman
  <hangbot> Hello om3ga! current game is as follows:
  <hangbot> a _ _   _ _ _ _   _ a s _   _   _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _
  _ s
  <om3ga> all your base r belong to us
  * om3ga has left #hangman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910291
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231096
text:
  <_anarchy> heheh
  <_anarchy> about time
  <Night`> took me a while, because i am special
  <_anarchy> indeed
  <jokes> Night, special isn't the word =)
  <Night`> but it is the euphemism


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910291
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231145
text:
  <Arielana> he's sitting next me on the couch with his head on
  the keyboard. Makes it hard to type.
  <@Asmodee`> just push his face into the proper keys


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910292
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231241
text:
  <stryhf> why do people persist in continuing to write SHIT
  APPLICATIONS IN JAVA
  <stryhf> writing SHIT in JAVA doesn't make it ANY LESS SHITTY
  <stryhf> IT JUST MKAES IT SLOW ASS SHIT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910292
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231348
text:
  <debutante> i use dragon naturally speaking
  <debutante> I say enter and its done
  <Rjx> I don't like those voice recognition programs
  <Rjx> granted I haven't used one in about 3 years
  <Rjx> but the last one I used I would speak a proper sentance
  <debutante> well im lying anyway
  <Rjx> and it'd come out with "alice alice alice melon
  grapefruit monkey"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231408
text:
  <RSX-2003> my friend might get suspended from school
  <RSX-2003> she's enrolled in child developement, so she has to
  work with the special kids on campus
  <RSX-2003> and they had their own dance, and my friend
  cintheia was the DJ
  <RSX-2003> and she put on the song by black eyed peas called
  "lets get retarded"
  <RSX-2003> if she didn't start laughing she probably wouldn't
  have gotten in trouble


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231500
text:
  <billings> amazingly enough, putting my elbow on the keyboard
  isn't the proper syntax for this perl script.
  <jss> No, you need both elbows.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231559
text:
  <PenDragon> ((don't... I don't find it funny... and neither
  does Kelli...))
  <Tarl> (Weelll..for some reason, I consider my amusement more
  important than your own.)
  <Tarl> (Besides.)
  <Tarl> (Playing brother sister, while being "sexually
  active"..)
  <Tarl> (It kind of opens yourself up to ridicule.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231602
text:
  [mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ
  [mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE
  [mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT CUM
  [mad] I MEAN CMON.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231661
text:
  <Erdage> WTF dude help me, i have lost my dick!!!
  <DakuTenshi> What are you talking about?
  <Erdage> help me daku, it's missing!
  <DakuTenshi> Erdage... you are drunk right?
  <Erdage> Err.. no...
  <DakuTenshi> Yes you are
  <Erdage> WTF??? How do you know?
  <DakuTenshi> Erdage, you are a girl...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231717
text:
  <kay|oss> i am at work
  <epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be
  <epp> (if there's no airplanes around)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910295
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231779
text:
  <phren> seriously though, ozone hates you
  <dragnet> oic
  <dragnet> he hates you more
  <phren> so?
  <phren> he's just jealous cause his mom left him for me
  <dragnet> what is your thesis on why he hates me?
  <phren> something about your general suckiness
  <phren> drag rhymes with fag and he likes to be the only gay
  one in channel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910295
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231879
text:
  <dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6
  <medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
  <dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.231932
text:
  <hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played
  really gay house and 5 trance songs at the end and my e dident
  even work
  <matts> your e didn't work? did you read the manual


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232055
text:
  <Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek
  where people can order IRC-related stuff
  <JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs!
  <Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad"
  <JeyK> haha
  <SamBecket> lol
  <JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick
  your son"
  <Stingray_> lol
  <Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker
  <Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off
  <JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son
  can ____ your son" a lot
  <Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your
  daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!"
  <JeyK> ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232104
text:
  <Spooky42> JESUS H CHRIST
  <Spooky42> my dad sounds like hes giving head everytime he
  eats a popsicle
  <Spooky42> its fucking gross


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232197
text:
  <Lisanne> oh FFS now my cdrom wont close
  <red_one> Lisanne: take the cup out first ;)
  <Lisanne> har har


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232247
text:
  <TrashCanB0B> Oregon
  <snowchyld> isnt orgeon a cookie ?
  <snowchyld> wait
  <snowchyld> thats an oreo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232297
text:
  <chuffy> this is fucked
  <chuffy> i left my blinds open
  <chuffy> and i woke up
  <chuffy> and im sunburnt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910298
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232389
text:
  <Sassy> if the GC ends up sucking, i will start calling it the
  LameCube and reap the benefits of my witticisms


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910298
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232485
text:
  <Montana> yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW
  <Dauntless> ... LOL
  <Montana> omg here we go
  <Dauntless> Can you say bash.org?
  <Montana> why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of
  random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant
  computers.
  <Montana> Screw this
  <Montana> If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
  <Montana> MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
  <Montana> OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and
  before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction
  to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me
  to get of irc and fix it.
  <Montana> I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY
  COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/
  NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the
  name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:
  <Montana> ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE
  OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY
  WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING
  SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
  <Montana> Now for the topic of sex:
  <Montana> I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE
  20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER
  STICK!
  <Montana> Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex
  but comment of my lack of sexual activity.
  <Montana> Hmm
  <Montana> I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of
  social interaction!
  <Montana> OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt
  and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and
  my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i
  went and downloaded 50GB of porn.
  <Montana> </end rant>
  <Montana> Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb
  <Dauntless> o_o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232537
text:
  <langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
  <langdon> i mean
  <langdon> fuck on
  <langdon> fuck over here and help me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232637
text:
  <[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you
  invite a couple of girls over to get naked, and you end up
  jerking off on to their tits, but you never touch them?
  <[SS]Corky> NO!
  <[SS]Corky> did this happen?
  <[OKW]Buchwald> well, gimme a few minutes :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232772
text:
  <JacKnife> well wats a good game to play?
  <bucshott> pocket pool
  <bucshott> ;P
  <JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game
  <bucshott> see told ya it was good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232838
text:
  <Mosswing> anyone here got berserk series ?¿
  <Mosswing> in DivX format
  <^cell^> i got a boner
  <^cell^> does that count?
  <Mosswing> what is boner ?¿
  <Mosswing> is it good?
  <^cell^> yeah man
  <^cell^> everyone has a boner
  <^cell^> why dont you?
  <Mosswing> how many episodes?
  <Mosswing> i would like it too if it is great :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232890
text:
  * Wiggle sighs
  * boardwild wiggles
  <Wiggle> :(
  <boardwild> crybaby
  <Wiggle> thanks
  <boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby?
  <boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY!
  * Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232943
text:
  <Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY
  <Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY
  <Natasha> yes, they are
  <amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.232988
text:
  babygirl1975150:    im lost
  Liv: BE LSOT~!'
  blaxthos: seek jesus
  blaxthos: i hear he sells maps by the interstate
  blaxthos: he also does my yard on occasion


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233191
text:
  <sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference
  between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family.
  <Seeker> It can?
  <sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present
  on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the
  cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny.
  <Seeker> I can see where this is going..
  <sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her
  present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I
  came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo.
  <Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended
  if I piss myself laughing?
  <sutna> spose not
  <Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233243
text:
  <Avalanche> !seen bud
  [@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time!
  <Avalanche> !seen vagina
  [Respecter] lol
  [@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina.
  <Avalanche> why does that not surprise me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910303
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233314
text:
  <Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
  <bobthecow> oi someone op me
  <Felix1> bob type alt-f4
  <Ludwigvan> hehe
  *** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving)
  <Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
  <Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA
  <Astro}> oh my god ...
  <Felix1> :D
  <Felix1> oops :p
  *** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol
  <bobthecow> err
  <Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
  <Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
  <Felix1> sorry bob :D
  <bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he
  laughed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910303
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233362
text:
  <Naivete> the Christian Culture Club scheduled Jesus Day
  <Naivete> and the Gay Culture Club scheduled Gay Day on the
  same day
  *** Naivete was kicked by Kash (...)
  <Naivete> and harassed the christians.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233410
text:
  //
  // Dear maintainer:
  //
  // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
  // and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
  // please increment the following counter as a warning
  // to the next guy:
  //
  // total_hours_wasted_here = 25
  //


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233459
text:
  <Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times
  ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in
  jail =P
  <Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233507
text:
  <ancho> do girls like it if you stick your hand up there ass??
  <ancho> hurry plz.. im in the middle of something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233548
text:
  [ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now
  [ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole?
  [ @niffie ] no
  [ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910306
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233641
text:
  <Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a
  Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
  <EtherMan> how much is that in real money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910306
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233741
text:
  <Waldo> tool, are you retarded or just an idiot? i need to
  know if i should just hate you or pity you as well.
  <Tool> i think you should hate me
  <Waldo> that's a given
  <Waldo> i need to know if i should pity you as well.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233789
text:
  < madsen> Lol, just found this in the /.-comments to the win2k
  source leak. "Real men don't do backups, they just pack their
  files into windows_2000_source_code.zip and post them to their
  website.... with torrent links..."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233845
text:
  <jjwalker> he was right, our mom is a weirdo...I went to go
  play laser tag, and I didn't tell her where I was going...and
  when I walked in just now she fucking assaulted my ass...with
  fists
  <jjwalker> then she threw a book at me 0_o
  <_seb_> damn man she anally fisted you?
  <_seb_> that sucks
  <_seb_> must have hurt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.233898
text:
  <[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a
  mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all
  the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting
  him and blocking him in.  finally he gets by but not before he
  catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor,
  that's when i leave.  i hear a keyboard getting slapped
  something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all
  to the words of "FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, GOD DAMNIT! FUCK FUCK
  FUCK SHIT!!!"  oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that
  vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234015
text:
  <+Coneja> and something about clitorises i dreamt last night
  <+Coneja> a talking clitoris
  <+Coneja> that's what it was
  <+kevin> hahahahaah
  < geekster> a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit
  out of you
  <+preacha> geekster: it would probably diss you
  <+preacha> "goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
  <+preacha> "oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
  <+preacha> "hey, i think you've forgotten about
  something........ME!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234153
text:
  <BobXP> imagine if computers were like genes
  <BobXP> they'd all be different and not quite work right
  <@backdrifts> computers like genes / defective and failure
  prone / dude, you got a Dell
  <@backdrifts> computers like girls / nice curvaceous money
  traps / dude, you got a Mac


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234206
text:
  <nOmAd93-8> oh, I've lost a ke.-button on m. ke.board... which
  is after "x" and before "z"!!
  <68-bbb> there aren't any keys between z and x, dumbass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234260
text:
  <Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer.
  <Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I
  was being illegaly detained.
  <Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit.
  <Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find
  THAT the next time they do a random search.
  <Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down.
  The cop, nose covered, gun drawn.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234347
text:
  Sorcerer: I mean shit, that one time I got banned, my dog came
  on and pissed everybody off on the RPGC boards while I was in
  the shower! I swear! Honest!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234571
text:
  <pLADASK> since people do not care about my alcohol-problems,
  im sure johnny cash is off topic as well


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234618
text:
  <Yellow_Submarine> Children in the back seat cause accidents,
  accidents in the back seat cause children
  <a_passerby> lol
  <DrBoris> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910312
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234759
text:
  <ecoli> i think that drugging and assault are an important
  part of foreplay
  <ecoli> yeah
  <ecoli> like
  <ettenyl> roofies will do that.
  <ecoli> if i wanted something that would fuck me back, i'd
  bang a goat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910312
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234811
text:
  <IanT> is it just me
  <IanT> or is it a little creepy that my mp3 player put "call
  me when you're sober" right next to "date rape"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234873
text:
  <Nicoli_t> Urgh... i feel like such a geek...
  <Nicoli_t> so I was in buffalo new york right, and theres this
  big like gothic building...
  <Nicoli_t> all these little ledges and shit...
  <Nicoli_t> So I looked at it... and said to myself "you know
  what... that would be a kickass sniping tower in unreal...
  <Nicoli_t> i could like, climb that with the translocater
  easily..."
  <logical_or> lol, geek
  <Nicoli_t> thats okay, my friend started identifying what the
  radio towers on top of it did, he works at radio shack.
  <logical_or> ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.234969
text:
  <RazielHex> Whaddya do if you see a friend's picture in a porn
  site?
  <Yamatto> you link us for a start.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235062
text:
  PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today.
  PunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of
  the end was the creation of AI?
  EventuallyAdonis: what about it?
  PunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the
  machines taking over was human's fascination with AI..
  PunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our
  population is infatuated with American Idol .........
  EventuallyAdonis: that's deep


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235115
text:
  <Soybomb> On the way home yesterday, I saw a car with a vanity
  plate that read: LINUX OS
  <Soybomb> I really wished for a truck with a WINDOWS plate to
  ram it...sadly, no.
  <Druuna> unfortunately, you'd probably crash before hitting
  it...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235179
text:
  <KillaDawg> I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too
  humid
  <PinkRydergurl> Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can
  walk around naked like people in Africa..
  <KillaDawg> Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they
  can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite
  that well-endowed
  <PinkRydergurl> Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about
  SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you
  think you are...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235237
text:
  <loser> http://www.goatse.cx
  <loser> hahaha lol lol lol
  <loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA
  <bane> who gave you your name? your mom?
  <bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will
  you?
  <bane> it's appropiate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235290
text:
  * Quits: Infra (~Infra@GSCCC-2408C3A2.adams.net) (Killed
  (NickServ (GHOST command used by Infra-)))
  * Infra- is now known as Infra
  * Infra  >>>  Auto Ghost Command Used On  Infra
  <souletr> so do you really have to announce it?
  <souletr> thats like fucking someone and afterwards saying
  "hey, i fucked you"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235347
text:
  <SilverHorse> so hard to find good playstation isos these days
  <SilverHorse> the sites either no longer exist
  <SilverHorse> or are friggin french
  <SilverHorse> and everyone knows you can't trust the french
  <_van_> you can trust them to give up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235392
text:
  <baubles> found a site on making your own saline solution..
  there are lots of typos and random letters. the guy
  apologizes, said he went blind


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910316
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235493
text:
  <ptgenera> do you agree that "baby" is an awesome unit of
  volume?
  <ptgenera> for instance: "That microwave is easily a six-baby
  unit."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910316
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235552
text:
  <Worsemaker> public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your
  Mom") { return true; } else { return false; }
  <Seigfried> You forgot your close brace, Worsemaker.
  <Seigfried> And the else is extraneous.
  <Seigfried> And I don't think you need the "public" unless
  it's actually in a class.
  <Seigfried> And THAT has infinite levels of recursion. ;P
  *** Worsemaker was kicked by Mandoric (C++ kick. =p)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910317
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235703
text:
  <CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock
  <matts> dead rock
  <matts> umm
  <matts> CoderMan news flash
  <matts> rocks can't live
  <matts> :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235805
text:
  <+Inca> Lydia: Why did George Bush cross the road?
  <+Inca> Lydia: Because his penis was stuck in the chicken!
  <+Inca> I have strange friends
  <+spock1104> he fucked the chicken and didn't have an exit
  strategy >_>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235904
text:
  <himitsu> Can anyone think of a science experiment i can do at
  home?
  <himitsu> I have this assignment i have to do for year 10
  science and i need to carry out an investigation.
  <himitsu> Just give me a question i can find out,like do
  different brands of liquid paper dry faster and does brown ice
  cream melt faster than white.
  <BastardKnight> Oh. Oh! Do an analysis of what happens when
  you mix a base and an acid as opposed to what happens you play
  bass and do acid. It'll be a smash hit.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.235950
text:
  <Tori_ness> Camels may not be able to solve complex
  mathematical equations
  <Tori_ness> But those bastards can still eat your tent


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236002
text:
  * Valvados pulls out a random Indiana joke
  <Valvados> HEY
  <Valvados> Why doesn't Kentucky slide into Tennessee?
  <Valvados> BECAUSE INDIANA SUCKS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236051
text:
  < esper> you are being monitored
  * esper throws a CRT.
  < fenrir> Your father's LCD monitor... an elegant weapon, for
  a more civilized age


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236120
text:
  <Animaga> so, there's this panda bear
  <Animaga> and he walks into Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and
  sits down
  <Animaga> once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill
  and just goes to walk out
  <Animaga> manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have
  to pay for your food"
  <Animaga> so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up
  <Animaga> the workers are terrified, asking him what the hell
  he's doing
  <Animaga> he hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to
  "panda bear"
  <Animaga> it says "small black and white bear, native to
  asia.  eats shoots and leaves."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236168
text:
  <blue_tetris> 1 in every 5 people are born in China.
  <CF|sick> That's why you should never have more than 4
  children.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236238
text:
  <Wilik> I should make a virus
  <Wilik> one that installs the bible on the a computer
  <Fishbait> rofl
  <Fishbait> that'd be a huge as bible
  <Fishbait> err virus
  <Wilik> rofl
  <Wilik> yea
  <Wilik> it goes in
  <Wilik> and everytime you open a .avi
  <Wilik> it'll say thats against the law of god
  <Fishbait> the lord shall smite thy porn
  <Wilik> and crash wmp


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236289
text:
  <+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the
  week I can't spend time with the woman.
  <+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236340
text:
  <fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than
  your ancestor apes
  <fff> my ape ancestors had richer culture than your ape
  ancestors
  <fff> although when our ancestors were amoeba, i'll concede
  your amoeba ancestors were smarter than mine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910321
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236382
text:
  sitexec: okay, question
  sitexec: if you have a whole loaf of bread, and 3 peices have
  mold, are the rest okay?
  kitchen: sitexec, not bread
  kitchen: cheese yes, bread no
  sitexec: they wernt touching each other
  kitchen: doesnt matter
  sitexec: hmm, second question
  sitexec: what if ive eaten it already?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910321
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236438
text:
  <Steph-Away> I'M AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW
  <Steph-Away> night!
  <IQpierce> dang
  <IQpierce> ALL OF YOU NOW ACT AS FEMININE AS POSSIBLE
  <IQpierce> maybe that will make up for there being no real
  chicks here
  * Geno rubs his nipples
  * Kevyn is listening to Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910321
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236495
text:
  <Anal> I was doing a copy/paste
  <Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken
  <Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command
  <nothing`> uh oh. which was...?
  <Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236558
text:
  <sieco> i still use it to play duck hunt
  <ion> my nintendo went out the window after that last time I
  failed to beat ganon and bring home the tri-force
  <XCoyote> lol
  <ion> my girlfriend was like "you fucking sissy.  if you don't
  bring me home the tri-force I'm going out with Bobby next
  door"
  <sieco> rofl
  <ion> I'm like "fuck you bitch!"  and I flung the nintendo at
  her


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236612
text:
  <NES> In about 1-3 grades we used to have long peeing
  competitions
  <NES> To see who could continue peeing while taking steps back
  from the urinal
  <NES> Those bathrooms were a damn mess, hahe
  <Kufat> NES I would like to remind you that your GIRLFRIEND is
  in this CHANNEL at this time.
  <NES> shit, you're right


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236673
text:
  --- Received a CTCP FINGER from Tru7h
  <scythe> stop fingering me, Tru7h
  <Tru7h> im just testing it out
  <Tru7h> I have never fingered anyone before
  <Tru7h> ...
  <Tru7h> oh god
  <Tru7h> that so didn't
  <Tru7h> sound right
  <scythe> excuse me while i quote that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236728
text:
  * WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the
  room
  <WestBeach> oops
  <WestBeach> i meant to type...
  <WestBeach> uhhh
  <WestBeach> airplane


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236774
text:
  <^Jenn^> hard to find good landlords that work with you
  <Glyolis> Your landlord works for McDonalds?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236822
text:
  <spiecq> mike my gf wanna visit canada can we stay at your
  place
  <Miscreant> yeah, your gf can stay at my place.
  <Miscreant> we can find a hotel for you spice


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236872
text:
  <Chuck> MorticiaN, I wanna say something to you.  Im gonna put
  it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you dont,
  send it right back.  i want to be on you
  <MortIciaN> ok so you want to be on me
  <MortIciaN> like piggy back ride?
  <Chuck> no i was thinking more along the lines of a rodeo bull


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910324
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.236923
text:
  <Berzerker> Life is hard.
  <Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent.
  <Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline.
  1-800-GET-BONE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910324
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237016
text:
  TAAK24: you gamecube like yes?
  gamecube4789: may i ask who you are?
  TAAK24: i use aim
  TAAK24: i find name in directory
  TAAK24: you know where i get cheap gamecube?
  gamecube4789: how much money do you have?
  TAAK24: no much
  gamecube4789: at least 100 right?
  TAAK24: no :(
  TAAK24: i need save for 3 months for 100 us dollar
  TAAK24: i work at factory during week
  TAAK24: money not good
  gamecube4789: you talk like a baby
  gamecube4789: lol
  TAAK24: my english no good
  TAAK24: why you make fun
  TAAK24: i take this insult
  TAAK24: i get factory friend slit throat
  TAAK24: you no fuck with I!!!
  TAAK24: YOU AMERICAN COCK
  TAAK24: I KILL YOU FUCK
  TAAK24: i ask friendly you make fun
  TAAK24: YOU FUCK
  TAAK24: DIE
  gamecube4789: what? i don't understand what you are saying


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910325
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237159
text:
  notkmad: whats the 35 for
  Stemp35: how many times I give head a week
  iluvduke213105: wjat?
  iluvduke213105: what are u talkin about?
  Stemp35: he asked me what the 35 meant on my name
  notkmad: and the same goes for the 213105 ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910325
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237206
text:
  <ChasmyrSS> They MUST import because all local resources have
  been tapped out.
  <Marcus_> this conversation just rose above my pay grade.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237302
text:
  <SlasherX> #php is all communist based
  * @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php
  <Ballig> Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank
  <Ballig> You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237349
text:
  <Vartia> whats up Xery?
  <Xerion> just looking at my harddrives hoping they are capable
  of mating so i can put some data on their offspring :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237401
text:
  <Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
  <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
  <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
  <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
  <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237459
text:
  <ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i
  suspect are adaults
  <ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?
  <ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is
  <Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in
  the morning."
  <Caedar[SOT]> ;)
  <AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237506
text:
  <iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox?
  <Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910328
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237621
text:
  <Morokiane> you go fishing for couches?  that's gotta suck
  <Khe> you're telling me
  <Khe> only got two catches last month
  <Khe> had to throw the other one back, too small
  <Morokiane> damn...bad day
  <Khe> they bag you if you keep loveseats
  <Morokiane> figures they wouldn't let you have the best
  <Khe> cause then they can't go upsteam and spawn
  * Morokiane makes note not to couch fish in Cali
  <Khe> and you fsck with the population for next season


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910328
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237667
text:
  <wixard> so... anybody know of any cool soldering irons?
  <nugent> yeah the soldermatic4000 supermax version 2.0


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910328
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237718
text:
  <ilius> I'm a canadian
  <ilius> theyre sending me on a peacekeeping mission somewhere
  undisclosed as of yet
  <sanzo> i think you mean "im going to try and stop a genocide
  in africa without weapons"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910330
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237769
text:
  <ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she
  wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910330
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237818
text:
  teh Tycho fan: none of us can get laid
  Ketrus: Sure you can.  Go commit a felony.
  Ketrus: Granted, by 'laid', I mean 'sodomized', but still.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910331
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.237960
text:
  <FirebirdGM> I just called my Futureshop and asked them how
  much a 20 GB Hard drive weighed when it was full with
  information, compared to when it was empty. <FirebirdGM> The
  guy that was on the phone told me that it was only a few
  pounds difference.
  <FirebirdGM> And that's why I don't shop at futureshop.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910331
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238052
text:
  <c0k3> sigh.. so many ppl using aim has forced me to get it..
  and im actually starting to like the notices of them going
  offline n such.. im actually starting to like a portion of an
  aol product.. someone come over to my house right now.. bring
  a gun..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238101
text:
  <davie>My friend is in jail because he wanted to make his
  parents mad. so he fingered his 5 year old sister  and she
  told the doctor. he's 13 and she a prostitue.
  <aidman923>blimey.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238199
text:
  * brokengolfclub goes to hunt down food or sex
  <brokengolfclub> whichever I find first
  <brokengolfclub> I found some crackers
  <brokengolfclub> they didnt really satisfy me
  <GreyWulfe> You where supposed to eat them.
  <brokengolfclub> damn my roomates girlfriend smells
  good.......


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238295
text:
  fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through
  my hole...
  fastfido2000: It's SCARY.
  Kefka505: ....
  Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over.
  fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?"
  Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238345
text:
  <Eagon> yeah we talk about important stuff in here
  <ded_guy> yeah
  <ded_guy> so, who in here has gas?
  <spatula> i do


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238493
text:
  <Big_Fat_Duck> wait its stuck at updating
  <Big_Fat_Duck> 1 second left
  <Big_Fat_Duck> read to play in approx. 1 second
  <Diazo> it's a microsoft second


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238600
text:
  <@koenig> I just had a very fun time with a telemarketer who
  called my home.
  <@koenig> She was telling me that I had "won in a drawing" and
  that I might have won a Hummer or a trip to Orlando and some
  other crap.
  <@koenig> So I said, "Hey, them Hummers is sure nice."
  <@koenig> "Oh yes," she replies.
  <@koenig> "I bet they can haul a lot in them Hummers."
  <@koenig> "Oh certainly."
  <@koenig> "Do you think they could hold something that was
  like 6' long?"
  <@koenig> "Most likely."
  <@koenig> "And weighed like 150-200 lbs.?"
  <@albus> oh dear.
  <@koenig> "Possibly."
  <@koenig> "Well, I'll cut right to hte chase.  Do you think
  they could carry a dead body?"
  <@koenig> "Uhhhh."
  * albus hears police sirens.
  <@koenig> :)
  <@albus> you should use her as a reference when you apply for
  a security clearance.
  <@koenig> Well you realize I didn't actually claim to HAVE a
  dead body.   I was purely curious, in case I get into the
  funeral service business.
  <@koenig> It's my new idea, "Die With Style, Inc." where
  instead of a hearse you drive out in a Hummer.
  <@albus> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238656
text:
  <+Acksaw> how do you get 100 babies in a bucket?
  <+crank> 100?
  <+Acksaw> with a blender.
  <+crank> auch
  <+Acksaw> how do you get them back out?
  <+crank> i dunno
  <+Acksaw> with doritos


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238720
text:
  <CitizenErazed> I dunno, there are other, better things to do
  while you're in bed
  <tomjone5> like play chess. always does it for me, anyway
  <CitizenErazed> so THAT'S what you and Jen spend all your time
  doing, matt?
  <tomjone5> yup, I can keep going for hours at a time
  <tomjone5> but have you even thought of the positions you can
  play in? gets me all tingly just thinking about it
  <CitizenErazed> tantric chess books, then?
  <tomjone5> I'm still writing the kama chess, expect to see it
  in 'special' bookshops next month


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238789
text:
  <mikz> @find quark express
  * mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the
  magic word!)
  * Joins: mikz (~mquiapos@202.164.185.218)
  <mikz> hi :)
  <^|^> mikz !
  <+WhtCastle> mikz: We use !list, not @find here.
  <mikz> ok cool
  <mikz> thanks
  <^|^> !list sorenson squeez
  * ^|^ was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the
  magic word!)
  <+WhtCastle> no damn him mikz was supposed to do it
  <+WhtCastle> Its funny when they do it
  <+WhtCastle> '!list'
  <+WhtCastle> (kick)
  <mikz> !list quark express
  * mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the
  magic word!)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238840
text:
  <+subzero> =)
  <@nebula> ;)
  <@wickeD> =)
  <Guest62972> :D
  <@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238887
text:
  DaLady Firestorm: hm... nother random question: if you could
  do one video game character, who would it be
  DerBrystar522666: now that is a tough cookie
  DaLady Firestorm: :-P
  DerBrystar522666: First thought is Max Payne
  DaLady Firestorm: lol
  DerBrystar522666: second thought is Justin from Grandia. Or
  maybe Roman from Armed and Dangerous
  DerBrystar522666: another thought is the Master Chief
  DaLady Firestorm: so, I ask which video game character you'd
  have sex with, and all your choices are men... :-P
  DerBrystar522666: oh... shit!
  DerBrystar522666: I read that one completely wrong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.238983
text:
  * Treiben has bargainname.com
  Azi: how much are they?
  Treiben: 8.95
  Azi: same as godaddy then
  Azi: actually, i'd register for a decade to take care of the
  next 10 years at a cut rate
  Azi: but i don't want to pay for 10 years and then have the
  human race obliterate itself in 5
  Azi: that would be just my luck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239090
text:
  <cemil> what does it mean? :)
  <cemil> /dev/hda4              24G   33M   22G   1% /db
  <cemil> /dev/hda4 on /db type ext3 (rw)
  <tibyke> it means you have to contact your systems
  administrator
  <cemil> i am :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910337
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239144
text:
  Rimbaud: oh my god
  Rimbaud: do you have half a minute?
  tlaryko: yes. what?
  Rimbaud: I just opened a package for the office
  Rimbaud: addressed to ________(1)
  Rimbaud: I thought it was toner
  Rimbaud: :/
  Rimbaud: HARDCORE DVD GAY PORN
  tlaryko: ?!?!?!?!?!?! :-))
  Rimbaud: He's not here, thank god
  Rimbaud: We're all pissing ourselves laughing
  Rimbaud: I taped it back up
  tlaryko: poor puggy!
  Rimbaud: Seriously grim front cover too
  Rimbaud: I'm disturbed
  tlaryko: can i tell my sister? this is too funny
  Rimbaud: sure
  tlaryko: oh I had a mighty good chuckle.
  Rimbaud: _______(2) was barely surprised
  Rimbaud: Although she's still laughing hysterically
  Rimbaud: Apparently my reaction was funny
  tlaryko: what was your reaction?
  Rimbaud: Before I had finished opening it, I made some comment
  about it probably being gay porn for _________(1)
  Rimbaud: Then it was
  Rimbaud: And I sort of screamed in fright
  tlaryko: hehehehehehehehe


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910337
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239198
text:
  <Sean> i'm addicted to just feeling my iPod, holding it and
  twiddling the buttons
  <Mike> omfg
  <Sean> such a neat little thing
  <Mike> You know you're a nerd when you have a fetish for your
  mp3 player


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910337
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239252
text:
  <@netnomad> Why do we as human beings listen to depressing
  music when we're already depressed.
  <Spock> Misery loves company?
  <@netnomad> No, that's the explanation for why I'm on IRC.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910337
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239308
text:
  <[m1]> imagine filling a realdoll with ketchup and dropping it
  from the top of a building
  <[m1]> and your friend is bellow, and you seti tup so he's
  standing there when the realdoll lands
  <[m1]> and he start jerking off
  <[m1]> and quoting Macbeth
  <friar> imagine filling a realdoll full of mayonaise and
  leaving it in a carpark while it all oozes out
  <friar> imagine putting your cock inside teddy ruxpin so you
  see the tip everytime he opens his mouth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910338
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239358
text:
  <Pander> Isn't that like a greek tragedy? A man who spends all
  his time downloading porn but never gets to look at it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910338
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239429
text:
  <Kythren> I think it would be hilarious if North Korea decided
  to launch a pre-emptive attack on the US while we're busy
  messing around with Iraq.
  <Ryuujin> Kythren, NK has already warned they will
  <Ryuujin> if the US doesn't stop shoving their troops into
  south korea
  <Kythren> Coming soon from Jerry "I love explosions"
  Bruckheimer:
  <Kythren> Pearl Harbor II : North Korea Strikes First!
  <Ryuujin> Pearl Harbor III: We really should have seen it
  coming after the last two times
  <Silence> If that wasn't so serious it might even be funny
  <Kythren> Eh, I'll probably still be laughing about it when
  I'm being dragged up against the wall by their troops.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910338
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239476
text:
  <matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better
  looking head she' wouldnt be half bad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239524
text:
  * Andaith has changed topic for #warble to: "Drought in the UK
  means:  It's still raining, but not as much as we'd like."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239579
text:
  <Joe_> What is the idea behind Black % White?
  <Kash> Joe, it's CAtz with better AI, and villagers
  <Joe_> So, a gigapet with a surrounding town?
  <Kash> yea
  <Kash> pretty damn fun
  <Joe_> They scrapped UO2 for pokemon.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239629
text:
  <Kukyona> how is hacking like sex? gets better with practice?
  <m4tt-3> ehh
  <m4tt-3> 'get in, get out, hope you dont leave anything behind
  that can be traced to you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239769
text:
  <dkkev> If a girl cant dance
  <dkkev> she sure cant fuck either
  <psychoace> yeah but that is why you just tie her down and
  stuff


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239829
text:
  <d00m2k> lol, when have you ever seen an azn be 6'6''
  <d00m2k> ive seen an azn on another azns shoulders
  <d00m2k> be 6'6''


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239881
text:
  <@blackbart> lol this guy was showing me his new phone at work
  the other day
  <@blackbart> so while i was looking at it i changed his
  contact entry for his dad to my number
  <@blackbart> just got a call from him and answered with "hello
  son, i dont love you and your adopted"
  <@blackbart> cant stop laughing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239923
text:
  (dosdemon)  when you go to the tournament ask around,
  everybody has like insane shit to trade
  (dosdemon)  cards I never fucking heard of
  (coderage)  you see any strong black there
  (dosdemon)  yea there were these negroes playing yu-gi-oh that
  looked pretty scary
  (dosdemon)  make good workers if ya train em right
  (coderage)  yeah but i dont have any fried chicken mana


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.239972
text:
  HughDario: Man, so one of my Jewish friends the other day told
  me he doesn't believe in the moon landing.
  HughDario: So I told him that I don't believe in the Holocaust
  and he dropped the subject.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240021
text:
  <[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while
  typing two handed
  <gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one
  hand in front of them
  <[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro,
  that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910342
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240070
text:
  [ZeroFlaw] I got a better idea for a new cereal, 'GhettO's.'
  Free brass knuckles in every box. Collect 15 UPC's and get a
  free boombox!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910342
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240122
text:
  <JeffreyAtW> Heha, just played ParaParaParadise for the first
  time
  <JeffreyAtW> Probably my last time too. I alredy beat the
  hardest song with no problem at all, and I'm not that good at
  freestyling... nor have I ever seen anyone ever dancing
  ParaPara
  <Sumez> I am so amazed by your extreme geekiness
  <JeffreyAtW> Yes. I have danced like a Japanese schoolgirl.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910342
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240189
text:
  <Funkadelica> ¬_¬ it's a conspiracy
  <maladroit> I LOVE THAT FACE
  <maladroit> ¬_¬
  <@wildkarrdex> I HATE IT AND I WANT IT TO DIE
  <Funkadelica> ¬_¬ -----> x_X
  * maladroit CAUSES ¬_¬ TO DIE
  <maladroit> O_o
  <@wildkarrdex> HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY
  <@wildkarrdex> IN A FAIRER WORLD YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910343
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240287
text:
  <shrug> Women burn an average of 27 calories during an orgasm
  <shrug> Faking an orgasm burns 160 calories
  <shrug> I've been helping women loose weight


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910343
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240336
text:
  <@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon
  <@n909> and ran out of weed
  <@n909> so he comes to #oregon
  <@n909> and asks us for some


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910343
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240403
text:
  <Alex>      i
  <Alex> f       s h
  <Alex>   t   c  k  s
  <Alex> s     i
  <Laila> ...what is he trying to do?
  <Reiz0r> Trying to make a fish from fishsticks.
  <Reiz0r> It's MODERN ART
  <Reiz0r> It's the true pesonification of the juxtaposition of
  the sombre emotion that the world of man made aesthetics is
  slowly and irrevokably destroy the nature of that which is ...
  <Reiz0r> Something
  <Reiz0r> Modern art doesn't have to look like much. It just
  needs an explanation with lots of long words


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240502
text:
  <DoCa-Cola> ALL rap is bullshit
  <DoCa-Cola> all it is is "fuck that nigger, he fucked my
  woman, fuck that woman, she fucked my nigga"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240550
text:
  <tigga> (_|_) (|_) (_|_) (_|) (_|_)
  <tigga> thats u shakin ur (_|_)
  <S4L3M> and this is you when i do it: 8=M==D 8===MD 8=M==D 8==
  =MD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240632
text:
  <jimmiejaz> http://news.myway.com/odd/article/id/388409|
  oddlyenough|03-01-2004::10:26|reuters.html
  <Jay1> fucking LINK
  <Jay1> argh
  <Jay1> you made me open it bich
  <Jay1> and it opened in my insurance quote windows and fucked
  it up
  <jimmiejaz> deal with it, I didn't tell you to click it.
  <Jay1> it opens it self
  <jimmiejaz> so links in your IRC window open all by them self?
  <Jay1> yes
  <jimmiejaz> http://www.tubgirl.com
  <Jay1> I HATE YOU
  <jimmiejaz> get a real client, one that doesn't open
  www.tubgirl.com when it sees it.
  <jimmiejaz> www.lemonparty.org
  <Jay1> U GAY POOF
  <Jay1> i HATE YOU
  <jimmiejaz> www.lemonparty.org
  <Jay1> FUCK SAKE
  <-- Jay1 has quit (Client Exiting)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240754
text:
  <@EFA|Kamikaze> Thou shalt hoist oneself upon thy ship of good
  sportsman, For thy days of "GG" and "NICE Shot" hath past,
  "GG" shalt be "BS" thy "Nice Shot" shalt be "AIMBOT!!1!1". -
  Teh Book of Noob Chapter 8:12


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240835
text:
  <Rhyos> Anyone wanna hear a bad geology joke?
  <Midknight> go on, humor us
  <Rhyos> Ok. A bit of background.
  <Rhyos> Everyone know what halite is?
  <Midknight> if it fails then you will have to be killed a most
  imaginative and horrible way :)
  <Rhyos> It's just a big block of salt.
  <Rhyos> *not the joke*
  <Rhyos> Anyways, basalt is the stuff that's on the ocean
  floor.
  <Rhyos> So... what do geologists call the stuff on the ocean
  floor?
  <LordJD> fish shit
  <Rhyos> Sheep halite. *it was on a test* Fish shit is probably
  even funnier.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240885
text:
  <Daemon_> thak you for  replying   I dont know  what is daemon
  or who is daemon explain
  <Daemon_> to me  who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are
  the one who  return the
  <Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what
  daemon is..thak you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.240995
text:
  <Slayer> tbh i cba
  <[S3E]Busy> there u go
  <[S3E]Busy> an entire generation in one sentence
  <Slayer> two abbrivs in one sentance im good
  <[S3E]Busy> i think we have different outlooks on life
  <Slayer> notice i abbrieviated abbrieviate
  <[S3E]Busy> *sigh*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241103
text:
  <Basketcase> Spliffy I got a kitty today!
  <Basketcase> Paris gave him to me!
  <Basketcase> he's the cutest little thing
  * Basketcase sighs
  <Basketcase> I love that man
  <Spliff> lol
  <Spliff> pussy for some pussy
  <Spliff> cute
  <Basketcase> Shut up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241192
text:
  [topic@#perth(DALNET)]: Hey, blackmarket drugs aren't all bad.
  Hell, they've been teaching kids the metric system since 1954!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241237
text:
  <@norman> so, how many dates do you have to go on before it
  changes from assault to domestic violence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241278
text:
  e l i t e m r p (11:56:26 PM): 80 dagrees 95% humidity
  Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:50 PM): yesterday it was 90 deg and
  90humidity here
  Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:53 PM): so i can relate
  e l i t e m r p (11:57:47 PM): yeah but im wearing a 300 pound
  suit of lard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241363
text:
  italy4me: i hate fucking people.
  italy4me: wait.
  italy4me: reverse that
  italy4me: i fucking hate people.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241414
text:
  <tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
  <tatclass> er.
  <tatclass> hi.
  <andy\code> A common typo.
  <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241462
text:
  <DrZaius44> pc load letter? What the fuck is PC load letter??
  <CharCoal69> a letter that says "I shot my load. Sorry. --
  Your Computer"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241513
text:
  <hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak?
  <hh> i have
  <hh> its awesome
  <hh> i call it masturbation goo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241569
text:
  <@Breathe> I'd like to thank the Academy...  My parents...
  Adelphia cable and the fuckwits who dug up our sidewalk...
  <Vo0> thats a word i havent seen you use befoe breathe 8)
  <@Breathe> "Fuckwits?"  Or "sidewalk?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241614
text:
  vetiman: So I was in Bio today
  vetiman: And my friend Kyle says to this hot girl carrying a
  testtube rack
  vetiman: "Can we trade racks? I like your rack better."
  vetiman: And she just kind of smiled at him
  SibL: I would;ve killed him
  vetiman: And Kyle realized what he said, and grabbed her boob
  vetiman: The there was this awkward silence, they walked out
  of the room, and 5 minutes later he comes back with a broken
  arm...
  SibL: ouch...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241673
text:
  <phantom> damn.
  <phantom> All these people and no discussion going on?
  <drwiii> oh, we're talking, it's just encoded with
  rot-infinity.
  <drwiii> once the encoder hits infinity all the traffic will
  come spilling through.
  <phantom> uh.., either you're bullshitting me, or I've just
  lost all interest. Maybe both.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910351
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241730
text:
  <mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical
  mouse and it's in your ps2 port
  <sCuber> ?:P
  <sCuber> playstation ?
  <mos6581> no
  <sCuber> i got a microsoft optical
  <sCuber> playstation2 exists


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910351
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241872
text:
  <Fury> fappathon .. wonder if i can get that registered as a
  raising money thing
  <Fury> "come and compete in this years annual fapathon! Raise
  money to help the blind!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241915
text:
  TwilightKnight: i fucking hate you so much
  Dr SpaZZo: Thats what you get for breaking the goatse rules of
  engagement
  TwilightKnight: wtf are you talking about?
  Dr SpaZZo: (Article 2, chapter 5, line 9: Sending goatse to
  those of the female persuasion is forbidden)
  TwilightKnight: heheheh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.241969
text:
  * norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy>
  It's like free falling off a cliff, it's fun and exciting for
  a while and then you hit the ground and die or break most of
  your bones in your body.'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242021
text:
  <@roddie> LCDs don't show porn properly because they don't
  have the concept of black or black levels
  <@ecoli> i don't watch interracial porn anyway


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242070
text:
  Matt-0375> hear about the people getting sore from playing the
  wii controllers?
  thx-1192> Yeah, fatasses should get up and move more often
  Matt-0375> I'm just waiting for the headlines: "why does it
  burn when you wii?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910353
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242114
text:
  (Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to
  kill them
  (Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910353
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242206
text:
  <Ethrakus> is partitioning your HD that risky?
  <Ceiri> partitioning a hard drive is like cutting a pizza into
  slices
  <forvrin> With a baseball bat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910354
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242270
text:
  <patchinko> jerry falwell's dead
  <darsu> a-who?
  <lynkali> :o
  <lynkali> really?
  <patchinko> he died like >3 hours ago
  <Cthulhu> umm, you misread that part jon
  <Cthulhu> "School official said Falwell was fine at breakfast"
  <Prakk> they ate his corpse?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242325
text:
  <Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday!
  <Prae> <Prae> wanna present?
  <Prae> <mmp> yes
  <Prae> I m ping flooding him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242427
text:
  <windows_macgeek> Is there a way to overclock a compact flash
  card to have more storage?
  <InvisableMan> umm..... can you overclock the memory in your
  computer to give you more storage?
  <windows_macgeek> HAHAHA!!!! Of course not, idiot!
  <InvisableMan> you just took the words right out of my mouth.
  <windows_macgeek> ...Oh.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242471
text:
  <RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a
  vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242535
text:
  Faustmaster300:My friend got kicked out of french once.
  Faustmaster300:He goes,'Madam! I have a joke for you!'
  Faustmaster300:'What is it Zach?'
  Faustmaster300:'Why wasn't Jesus born in Paris?'
  Faustmaster300:'THEY COULDN'T FIND THREE WISE MEN!'
  Faustamster300: and after about 10 min of sitting the hallway,
  he pops his head back in the door and goes, 'Oh, and they
  couldn't find a virgin either.'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910357
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242593
text:
  <+LagSucks> the other day i downloaded korean porn because i
  was curious as i've never seen it
  <+LagSucks> and the men all had smaller members than i did
  <+Zulehan> that's how it starts, lag.
  <+LagSucks> i thought to myself, 'wow, that's a first'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910357
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242640
text:
  <@blkhawk^^> i dont cyber
  <@blkhawk^^> its a waste of a wrist
  <@Duce> are you saying you double-fist it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910357
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242690
text:
  <velco> real men use mailx *g*
  <ahu> real men whistle into the cable
  <movement> no, real men stand up for a 1, and lay down for a 0
  <movement> and transmit it over a webcam


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242781
text:
  <[_tOz_]> people saying internet is full of childporn is so
  full of bullshit...i cant find a single picture


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242826
text:
  [Oni] FUCK!
  [Oni] I'm just about out of black ink
  [Krypton] printer?
  [Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242872
text:
  * lloy0076 ponders
  < lloy0076> If I take the source code, which is under GPLv2,
  and translate it from C to Perl (changing it only to fit the
  new language)...I wonder if the GPL covers that translation I
  made...
  < cafuego> converting C to perl is covered by the death
  penalty, i believe


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242926
text:
  <muffins> Okay, earlier, when I said "FUCK" and left, my
  grandfather came with a truck load of wood for me to cart
  someplace. Because "Good Christian Young Men" do things like
  use chainsaws and cart wood.
  <muffins> Another thing Good Christian Young Men do is shoot
  guns. And go to church. I think I'm failing.
  <RedBeard> muffins: so kill two birds with one stone. shoot
  guns in church.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.242985
text:
  <Syphon> I was walking up the path from the parking lot to my
  apartment, and there were two girls talking. One of them saw
  me carrying a Wendy's bag and said "That's not very healthy",
  and without even thinking I say "And you're not very
  attractive" and just kept walking <.<;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243082
text:
  <bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once
  again, because people don't want to figure out on their own
  what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them,
  then act on it. frustrates me to no end
  <Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance.
  That'll rule!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243128
text:
  <joey-sleepin-workin> at work i got a email asking if the mail
  server was down
  <joey-sleepin-workin> wtf am i sposed to reply to that? :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243175
text:
  Keerax: i was talking in l33t to my old english teacher
  Keerax: she said "i can't believe i passed you"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243223
text:
  <reflector> I'm skinny and I have a big nose, but girls still
  let me touch them sometimes
  <Viseus> reflector: Yeah me too. In packed subway trains and
  stuff


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243292
text:
  <Jay> how do u spell nebour
  <nc> neighbour
  <nc> haha
  <Jay> kthx
  <Jay> how do u spell ritch
  <nc> rich u moron
  <DX> rofl
  <Jay> well
  <DX> u dum cunt jay
  <Jay> so what if i cant spell
  <Jay> i type it in spell check
  <Jay> and im still so wrong it goes what the fuck no
  suggestions
  <nc> MS never reckoned on Jay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243337
text:
  <RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only
  games, chatting, and lots of masterbation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243383
text:
  < derrida> my autocmd might raise a few eyebrows =)
  < scrooloose> given the amount of vim fetishism in here it may
  raise more than that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243469
text:
  (MS^Zealot): i do not have your fetish with dead people
  marmite
  (bovril): its not a fetish, i just like to fuck them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243563
text:
  ejc> I should go back to using windows, at least there when
  something doesn't work, I don't have the illusion that I can
  fix it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243665
text:
  [54]Drekknni: I've noticed that Mario Sunshine makes me feel
  pretty violent. More so than GTA3 or other "violent", "adult"
  games, anyway. I can't stand more than 20 minutes or so of it
  without getting pissed off and throwing the controller.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243717
text:
  <LifeIsGood2u> I got the worst fortune after having a condom
  break
  <Incubor> what
  <LifeISGood2u> "Even the smallest leak can sink a ship"
  <Incubor> Damn Asian Cookies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243766
text:
  *** Joins: Amnesia (ggdf@hide-49208.wc.saix.net)
  <Amnesia> yo
  <rawhed> yo amnesia
  <rawhed> remember me? ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243811
text:
  <anaemic> i like the word inflamable, because its like
  throwing a curveball at the foreigners in a very dangerous and
  potentially entertaining way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243911
text:
  <Bootel> excuse me but my english isn't very good
  <Nex-`> oh deha
  <Nex-`> thats no godo is it
  <Nex-`> is that wheer i mate typos so you cannt understdsd me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.243958
text:
  <ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough
  <ModIWD> to uh
  <ModIWD> be selling cookies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244050
text:
  <kleitin> where are u guys from?
  <Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands
  <kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244103
text:
  +icnocop> any advice on what program to use to compare two
  files like windiff or something?
  @theForger> how aobut windiff
  @Wyatt> huhuhu
  @Wyatt> or something.
  +icnocop> ok i guess it's good enough. thanks
  +rottle> haha
  +rottle> that was the most pointless thing ever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244150
text:
  <Taslos>  I know there are no life gaurds on the gene pool,
  but God damn it there aught to be at least a few sharks in the
  water.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244208
text:
  <Chow-BBL> fuck, i just realized how much i dislike eating
  pussy
  <rtav> ChOwShAdY, I have to ask why you're trying to pleasure
  a woman...
  <rtav> you need to tell her that were she meant to be
  pleasured, she'd be a man
  <Spamalope> keep in mind how often rtav gets ass before you
  heed his advice pertaining to ladies.
  <rtav> Spamalope, My advice is untainted by experience.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244258
text:
  <@cbf> i was going to bash.org
  <@cbf> theres none pending
  <BenZor> omg omg omg
  <BenZor> submit somethign


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244302
text:
  procrastination is like masturbation, it feels real good while
  your doing it, but in the end you realize your just screwing
  yourself/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910367
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244367
text:
  <^_-> oftentimes i'll be looking at porn and feel the urge for
  movies
  <^_-> so i'll go on random filesharing programs and start
  downloading some
  <^_-> but by the time i orgasm the movies still aren't done
  <^_-> and i delete all of the movies.
  <Funk> That happens to me too
  <Funk> You want to know what's worse?
  <Funk> I have a 2Meg/sec LAN connection.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910367
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244489
text:
  <Inflex> Oh my lord
  <Inflex> This is so wierd.
  <Inflex> In fact, it's wack.
  <Noonan> what is
  <Inflex> Non engineering classes.
  <Inflex> They're like 40% chicks.
  <Noonan> heheh
  <Noonan> sometimes more
  <Inflex> It's so fucked up.
  <Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar.
  <Noonan> hahah
  <Noonan> Welcome to the real world
  <Inflex> This new world scares me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244587
text:
  <Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight
  <Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner
  * Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on
  *** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away
  *** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco
  * Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs.
  <Scofco> so much for that plan
  <Jason> Wow, that was quick.
  <Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream
  <Idioteq> MASTER CHEF


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244638
text:
  <HeadlessCow> urr...you've never touched a girl's breasts and
  known her cup size?
  <evilroot> HeadlessCow:  hrm, I rarely remember such things
  <evilroot> Hard enough remembering their names


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244760
text:
  [ Stryker  ) OMGZ ASLZ
  [ Stryker  ) ^_^
  [ AnFguy   ) omg like
  [ AnFguy   ) 14/f/naked
  [ Stryker  ) omg like
  [ Stryker  ) 13/f/OMG
  [ Stryker  ) w/ pix ^_^
  [ AnFguy   ) pix u say>
  [ AnFguy   ) we should do tradsies
  [ Stryker  ) omgz you have piz too?!?!
  [ Stryker  ) HERE_THEY_ARE_JPG.EXE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244802
text:
  SyntaxError: Nanci Palosi is offically the Speaker of the
  House now
  GlowStickNinja: Who?
  SyntaxError: Annoying bitch that marched with NAMBLA in the
  Gay Rights Parade and looks like something the dog vomited up
  and ate, then shit out again.
  GlowStickNinja: The chick that Stephen Colbert did a hand
  turkey of?
  SyntaxError: Trust Colbert to bridge the gap between Politics
  and Idiots


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244847
text:
  <White_Devil> ppl who put down other ppl from other countries
  are basicly ingnorant...We are all from the human race and the
  sooner ppl can put away their bias, the sooner they can be
  dominated by the USA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244896
text:
  <+Zuu> i think i want to stop doing college and become a
  mechanic
  <@bazl> i forbid it
  <+Zuu> why
  <@bazl> because every word in that sentence was spelled
  correctly


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.244942
text:
  <sM3GGy> What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with
  anabolic steroids?
  <sM3GGy> They both make niggers run like fuck.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245048
text:
  <Seraph> wow, on gamefaqs, they have this "top 10 games that
  work on mac"
  <Seraph> I didn't even know there were games that would run on
  macs
  <Zack> Well now that macs can boot windows they're not quite
  as useless
  <Seraph> true, but it's just creepy, like a polo player going
  to nascar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245145
text:
  <Devilmouse> help!!!
  <Devilmouse> * Yam invites you to join #gay
  <Devilmouse> i joined and they wont let me back out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245201
text:
  <underground> someone grabbed my ass today in physics
  <Ludvig> that's not too bad either
  <Ludvig> unless it was a guy
  <underground> ...i go to an all boys school


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245249
text:
  <[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world.
  <KittyBoy> the computer world?
  <[s-fury]> no, the WORLD!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245321
text:
  <hafiz> <b>hello</b>
  <hafiz> I NEED ZEND EXPERT!!!!!!!!!!!
  <zomg> <blink>that so</blink>
  <DASPRiD> <marquee>what for?</marquee>
  <zomg> <font size="1337">Please ask your question on the
  channel, not in my PM</font>
  <zomg> I really, really hope his irc client actually displays
  html


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245375
text:
  <GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl
  with my old roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay
  <GerbilNut> she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew
  he was straight
  <GerbilNut> it would have made those nights we cuddled on the
  couch alittle awkward


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245416
text:
  *** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO
  *** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as
  Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT
  *** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245466
text:
  <Elan> There once was a man from nantucket.
  <Elan> with a dick so long he could suck it
  <Elan> and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
  <Elan> if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245507
text:
  nocashvaluedrumz: they need to reinvent the internet
  nocashvaluedrumz: so i can enjoy it with both hands


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245598
text:
  * darkLem is a little surprised with Kim Justice - Megatokyo
  appears on his MiniDisc
  * SirLudicrus is a little surprised with darkLem's grammar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245646
text:
  (odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i
  have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at
  the same time?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245694
text:
  <DemonEater> wtf
  <DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope
  championship
  <DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh
  bouncy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245741
text:
  * Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite
  sex if he gets a C in Literature.
  <Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades,
  but this is ridiculous!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245786
text:
  <CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a
  splinter in it.
  <CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245840
text:
  < fortitUs> hm.. whats a strapon? :S *innocent look*
  <%relsqui> fortitUs: it's what I would use, lacking a cock, if I
  wanted to screw someone with one
  < fortitUs> O_O
  -!- fortitUs [lordogame@hide-1F17685D.singnet.com.sg] has quit
  [Quit:
  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh]
  <%relsqui> oh man, I remembered that he's like 12 RIGHT after I
  said that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245889
text:
  <Gandalf> how do you create a user in linux?
  <@Viceroy> you can't, if you use linux you're going to live
  alone forever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245944
text:
  <arenotelicon> and jason picked it up.  "hello?  *pause*
  yeah, she's right here. *glances at me*  thirty-four C."  me:
  "thirty-six."  jason:  "thirty-six c.  yeah.  bye."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910376
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.245997
text:
  <ethanv> QUESTION #184: What is the largest lake in the world?
  (trendwhore) Caspain Sea
  <+BootsSiR> trendwhore's mom's bathtub


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910376
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246098
text:
  <Kuros> So this guy was selling Final Fantasy 7 on craigslist
  for $500
  <Sniper_Wolf> hahahaha wow
  <Kuros> yeah
  <Kuros> so i just made another ad there with that dudes number
  <Kuros> selling the game for $20


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910376
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246151
text:
  <Rossell> saw this boy I knew today
  <Rossell> and I had a startling realisation he was actually a
  she!
  <Rossell> so for 2 years I was believeing that this girl was a
  boy.
  <Rossell> so that answers my query about her putting perfume
  on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910377
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246244
text:
  <FrankFlyNess> she still sits next to me in spanish
  <FrankFlyNess> we pass notes
  <FrankFlyNess> its almost like cybering


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910377
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246294
text:
  <+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth.
  <+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human
  history--in real time."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246390
text:
  <Dissident> I just wrote an entire paper of complete BS
  <Dissident> and not just BS, but horribly obvious BS
  <Dissident> like something a stoned person would have written
  <Dissident> a very stoned person
  <Dissident> who passed out on the keyboard halfway through
  <Chaos> "The industrial revolution was
  gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246456
text:
  [sides] the other day my aunt and cousins were over my house
  for the night and them and my family were in the living room
  [sides] some how we started talking about pamela anderson. my
  sister was like "well it's not like she's in porn or anything"
  [sides] and they were all arguing over if she's in porn or
  not.
  [sides] I wasn't really paying attention because I was trying
  to fix my dad's computer, which is in the same room. but I
  heard them talking about porn so I listened up
  [sides] and when my sister said "no she's never been in a real
  porn or anything"
  [sides] I spoke up and said "oh yes she has!"
  [sides] everyone looks at me funny and I hadn't realized what
  I did wrong yet and my dad's like "how do you know that?"
  [sides] so I just got up and went upstairs.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910379
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246508
text:
  <radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing
  FlashFXP, Serv-U, AIM, mIRC and going to that wepage
  <baloo_> aoling = molesting 13 year-old girls online?
  <pagan> baloo: no it means your messaging them to come over
  and get molested
  <radii> yeah, duh!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910379
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246557
text:
  <andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And
  only two people.
  <andy> There's plenty of room.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910381
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246692
text:
  <Merrick> Elizabethian: To be or not to be, that is the
  question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings
  and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against a
  sea of troubles and by opposing end them. Ebonics: I be fixin
  to hang in the hood.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910382
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246840
text:
  <Xerox> Apparently NOBODY wants to be a librarian in Compton.
  <ToastyGhost> Because it's a do-nothing job
  <ToastyGhost> "6:00 - showed up, unlocked. 9:45 - dodged
  gunfire. 14:06 - the police called, asking for a witness.
  20:00 - close"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910382
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246926
text:
  HolaScumbag: GUESS WHAT.
  qwerty8447: ?
  HolaScumbag: my mom bought me a pen...shaped as A DOG!!!
  qwerty8447: LMAO!
  qwerty8447: that must be AWESOME!
  HolaScumbag: I KNOW!
  qwerty8447: which end do you write with?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910382
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.246980
text:
  <Vipsta> So yeah, this fat guy in my english class was
  bragging
  <Vipsta> about how he registered stuff on the internet and
  gave the sites a bogus email address
  <Vipsta> so yesterday i was bored, and i remembered the email
  addy he used
  <Vipsta> and i registered it at hotmail, or whatever.
  <Vipsta> i woke up this morning to find 441 gay porn emails in
  the inbox.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910383
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247080
text:
  <Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like
  that besides impending death?
  <mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death.
  <slurpee> impending death of your eyesight
  <mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors.
  <Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS
  <Fireklar> I hate those bastards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247167
text:
  <skold> i had the wierdest fucking dream
  <skold> me and the gang from scooby doo were strapped to those
  bed things in the back of some car for a mental institute


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247227
text:
  <InuYasha> I have no friends
  <InuYasha> FINE
  <InuYasha> SCREW YOU GUYS
  <-- InuYasha has quit (Exit: Do illiterate people get the full
  effect of alphabet soup?)
  <Urch> I give him a minute
  <Urch> 3
  <Urch> 2
  <Urch> 1
  --> InuYasha (thegreg@dm-33299.kc.rr.com) has joined #
  bobandgeorge
  <InuYasha> I forgot my wallet
  * InuYasha grabs it
  <-- InuYasha has quit (Exit: Do illiterate people get the full
  effect of alphabet soup?)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247284
text:
  <Bakazuki> Damn it, I don't care if mouth is going to hurt
  like a bitch during winter break (I've stated this before; I'm
  having my wisdom teeth pulled out), I just want it now!
  <Jones> I will now take that quote out of context and spam it
  to people.
  <Jones> [11:20:25 PM] Bakazuki: Damn it, I don't care if mouth
  is going to hurt like a bitch, I just want it now!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247328
text:
  <ThatOneDude> the last time somone listened to a Bush, a bunch
  of people wandered in the desert for 40 years


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910385
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247474
text:
  <Amish> women are psychotic
  <Amish> cats are great pets for them though
  <Xenopax> because they are cold and only want attention when
  you don't want to give it to them?
  <Amish> that, and you get to kick them when they aren't
  looking
  <Amish> JUST KIDDING PETA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910385
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247523
text:
  <@Gandalf> Recent scientific study found that the kind of male
  face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where
  she is in her menstrual cycle.
  <@Gandalf> For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted
  to men with rugged and masculine features.
  <@Gandalf> And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer
  a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved
  deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247617
text:
  <Crucial> whats a quick way to push ipconfig /release,
  ipconfig /renew to 50 or
  so workstations
  <Mo> cycle power to the building


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247710
text:
  <Jarp> No porn break. i actually have no more porn on this
  computer
  <Jarp> just the other day, i moved all 8,000ish pictures to
  the other computer and organized 'em
  <Sisgmund> lordy!
  <Sisgmund> how much space does that take up?
  <Jarp> about 600mb
  <Sisgmund> crimminy
  <Jarp> i forget exactly how many
  <shavenwookiee> wow
  <Jarp> Hrm. I don't have a very broad colllection. that 8,000
  is of maybe 20 girls.
  <Jarp> don't have any particular favorite.
  <shavenwookiee> 20 girls.. 400 poses each??
  <Jarp> hrm
  <Jarp> more of some
  <Jarp> less of others
  <shavenwookiee> so THAT's how you get your porn movies on
  dialup.
  <screevo> ???
  <shavenwookiee> you print up a set of one girl, staple them
  together, and flip the pages :D
  <Jarp> it's like a movie, one frame at a time!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247760
text:
  <Logic_BomB> scary
  <Logic_BomB> my brother just corrected the spelling of analy
  <Logic_BomB> and i wonder why he has only male friends at
  times......
  <Logic_BomB> and here i was thinking all the yelling from the
  vents i hear is just them playing quake3


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247821
text:
  <fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my
  pass
  <fileface> any opers alive?
  <cd> me
  <cd> type: /quit i am gay
  <fileface> Y?
  <cd> cos it will fix your password
  <cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
  »»  quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit:
  i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247868
text:
  ShamanMumboJumbo: Dude, I hate AIM Triton but I had to get it
  because all my friends have it and I can't share files
  otherwise
  ViewtifulDom: Peer2Peer Pressure?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247918
text:
  (juslooken) i looked at the bouncer and said 'u dont need to
  see my id'
  (juslooken) and he said 'i dont need to see your id
  (juslooken) it was very jedi


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.247963
text:
  tom: you know it's not a good sign when you go for a trip, and
  only realize a week later that you forgot to unpack your bag
  tom: and your bag includes your deodorant and toothbrush


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248048
text:
  LutherBifteck: I bet if I wished I was a shapeshifter
  LutherBifteck: The genie would give me the power to change
  triangles into squares
  LutherBifteck: And I would be annoyed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248099
text:
  <|JKZ|Silvr|3ull3t> truth:  even tho i hav many girlz 2 choose
  from, i am single b/c i havent found the rite one 4 me
  <Mr`K> Translated from nerdspeak: No girls will go out with me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248140
text:
  insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just
  something you made up so you didnt have to go out with me
  tonight


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248194
text:
  <Ivyshaur> No, we've been informed that listening to Rammstein
  is the best way to learn German.
  <mrPants> You learn it very quick
  <mrPants> The problem is that you only know how to talk about
  sodomy, canibalism, incest, and death
  <granola> there are other things to talk about?
  <mrPants> Not in germany


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248255
text:
  <Back2Basics> My wife thinks up the strangest reasons to get
  offline...
  <Dralock> ?
  <Dralock> Like what?
  <Dralock> for her to get offline, or for oyou?
  <Back2Basics> she says she's having contractions about 4 min
  apart or something...
  <Dralock> Wow
  <Dralock> sounds like she's having a baby
  <Back2Basics> Right NOW ... so I have to get offline ... wish
  us luck...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248324
text:
  <darkstar> 78/m/bedridden
  <darkstar> ball men
  <darkstar> swgtlm seeks non-human dick slave to swab bedsores
  and eat poo
  <d00rmaus> I only do sbgtlm
  <d00rmaus> sorry
  <darkstar> so you only dig single black gay transgendered
  lesbian males
  <darkstar> sorry we didn't match on e harmony
  <d00rmaus> no category #22 failed
  <d00rmaus> although we got 100% on #23, do you eat dick.
  <d00rmaus> too much data, kernel panic
  <darkstar> libdickslurping.so was not loaded at boot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248389
text:
  <@Fallaware> oh fuck
  <@Fallaware> apparently you can't select 3 gigs of mps and do
  "play in foobar"
  <@Fallaware> I have like 10,000 instances of foobar running
  <@Fallaware> holy fucking shit.
  <@Fallaware> I don't know what to do about this
  <@Fallaware> except restart.
  <@Fallaware> this has to be the best argument for foobar
  <@Fallaware> 10000 instances does not cause significant
  slowdown.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248447
text:
  <Continuity> EVERY TIME YOU LEECH A GAME, GOD KILLS AN RIIA
  EMPLOYEE
  <east> that wouldn't work
  <east> the RIAA would've been eradicated a long time ago
  <Curry> they just throw a specimen back to the spawning vats
  <Curry> *spoof* instant employees
  <Outrider> LOL RIAA RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_________________^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248496
text:
  <atomicbanana> Realtor came today.
  <martha> did you get any on you?
  <atomicbanana> no. I had a cumbrella


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248542
text:
  * {JPM} holds up his sugary bowl of cherrios and smiles like
  he's a 15 year old girl who lost her virginty and dosent know
  she's pregnant yet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248592
text:
  <Eticam> omg
  <Eticam> there's a hole in my pants, right at my asshole
  <Eticam> how the hell did that get there? :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248644
text:
  <Calmino> my father purchased a mule
  <leah^-^> heh
  <Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123
  <Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321
  <Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910392
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248787
text:
  <Sir_Busby> haha I just got the most bizarre email...some dude
  that I went to university with year ago...telling me that he's
  dropped off Joe and Charlie at the airport two days ago and I
  should have met up with them by now...and that Joe can't wait
  to experience the good old days with me back in Kingston.
  haha  I have no idea who Joe and Charlie are...and I've been
  to Kingston once in my life.  weird.
  <Sir_Busby> mistaken identity
  <Sir_Busby> I hope


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910392
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248885
text:
  < Duckman > i had 12 hours sex the other nite
  < Duckman > i was jerking off n fell asleep
  < Duckman > so i was still had it in my hand
  < Duckman > for 12 hours


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910393
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.248974
text:
  <PuddleDuck> God damn it times have changed
  <PuddleDuck> ah, there was once a time when we were called
  secret admirers
  <PuddleDuck> but now we are just called stalkers :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910393
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249032
text:
  <HuppuMies> there, i asked nelonen to show it
  <HuppuMies> they better, or i'll go down there and chop off
  some heads damnit
  <VlabesPRV> "sorry, this movie is too violent. it may have
  negative effect on the viewers." - "fuck you ! show the movie
  or I chop your fuckin head off !"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249130
text:
  <JDProject> can someone explain the difference between a hub
  and a router ?
  <ffejtable> one works at layer 2, the other at layer 3+
  <LeddyWK> if he's asking the difference, chances are he
  doesn't know the osi model


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249178
text:
  <rellekmr> i'm all for promoting abstinence
  <rellekmr> the more people who are abstinant the less pathetic
  i look :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249233
text:
  <Last_of_the_Brunnen_G> Arafat is in his office, alone, when
  his bodyguards hear a loud explosion inside his office.
  Rushing in, they see him on the floor, face bloodied, and they
  ask, "What happened, Mr. Chairman?"
  <Last_of_the_Brunnen_G> "A letter bomb" exclaimed the injured
  despot. "But a letter bomb would have wounded your hands, not
  your mouth," replied one of his experienced men. Arafat
  replies, "I was sealing it."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249375
text:
  <Goatroper> so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months
  ago
  <Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours
  <Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called
  me back into one of the exam rooms
  <Goatroper> so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and
  then fall asleep
  <Goatroper> i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how
  long i've been waiting
  <Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the
  Hispanic Business Weekly
  <Goatroper> I start diggin through the drawers in the exam
  table and his desk drawer
  <Goatroper> i find some hypos and don't touch them, some
  dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN"
  <Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what
  do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.
  <Goatroper> At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair
  <Goatroper> with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for
  later use
  <Goatroper> so I grab a speculum in each hand
  <Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like little
  ducks
  <Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't
  find one
  <Goatroper> so i put them down and did my glove-trick
  <Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew
  it up
  <Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning
  around in his chair
  <Goatroper> glove inflated on my head the size of two
  basketballs
  <Goatroper> speculum in each hand
  <Goatroper> spinning in his office chair
  <Goatroper> i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to
  slow down, the door opens
  <Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his
  hand
  <kr0nus> omg
  <Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at
  him through the thin film of the glove
  <Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?"
  <Goatroper> I said "Yep."
  <Goatroper> held up the speculums.
  <Goatroper> said, "I got bored."
  <Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a trick with those
  gloves. Where did you learn that?"
  <Goatroper> I said "Many doctor's offices in many states."
  <Goatroper> He was like "You want to take some with you?" as I
  got up
  <Goatroper> I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said
  "Already did."
  <Goatroper> then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a
  goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed
  <Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he just
  hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves
  <Goatroper> i was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck
  with him but I was afraid he'd give me some


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249417
text:
  (V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
  (d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249473
text:
  <cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for
  <n2deep> cause i want dual monitors
  <cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box?
  <n2deep> uhm
  <n2deep> FUC
  <n2deep> FUCK FUCKF


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249518
text:
  <morah> I MADE A VOODOO DOLL
  * morah stabs Vireo in the eye
  ...
  * Vireo (sverreba@so817.hig.no) Quit (Dead socket)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249571
text:
  <kim> heh... i just got on my gma's aol account... she has an
  email from her friend w/ the subject of: 7 great positions in
  bed
  <Kirill> omg
  <Kirill> are you serious kim?
  <Kirill> hahahahha wtf


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249644
text:
  < 12@Great_Teacher_Musashi > damn
  <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > myspacebardoesn'twork
  <13@Nemian|Stuff > haha
  <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > crap
  <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > Ican'tentercommands
  <@Nemian|Stuff > wth happened to your kb?
  <@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > heh
  <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > spilledsodaonit
  <@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > l o o k i c a n u s e s p a c e s w
  e e e e e e = )
  *** CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary was kicked by Great_Teacher_Musashi
  ( don'ttauntmeIstillhaveright-click )(  I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n  )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249708
text:
  <konsole> i've seen it before.
  <konsole> it's a decent movie.
  <MelissA-> i liked it.
  <MelissA-> i have a thing for sandra bullock though.
  <konsole> me too.
  <konsole> it's called a penis.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249761
text:
  <RS-Ryan> crap.. i'm having a blonde moument, what's IGMP
  again?
  <Not_RS_Webby> shit beats the fuck out of me
  <Not_RS_Webby> im drunk
  <RS-Ryan> God you Cisco support techs suck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249814
text:
  <Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO
  FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've
  cracked... lol
  <Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of
  **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!**


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249881
text:
  <noddy> oops, i banned tgo last night and forgot to remove it
  :/
  <Mortarion> yes you did
  <noddy> sorry dude :*(
  <The_Gifted_One> yeah, u whore :P
  <noddy> :/
  <Mortarion> am i gonna have to start checking the ban list
  when i get up every morning again?
  <noddy> again!?
  <Mortarion> yes, when i first gave you ops i'd have to check
  the banlist, usually you hadn't banned anyone in particular,
  you'd just filled it up with crap banmasks
  <Mortarion> i got up one morning and like 40 countries had
  been banned
  <The_Gifted_One> ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.249942
text:
  <ChuckD> so i got a massive summer sausage today
  <ChuckD> what happened
  <ChuckD> is i was talking about summer sausage
  <ChuckD> and my friend said "i can bring ya summer sausage! i
  have tons!"
  <ChuckD> i thought he was joking
  <ChuckD> sure enough, he shows up with a massive summer
  sausage
  <ChuckD> people looked at me funny
  <ChuckD> i was carrying around a summer sausage, after all
  <Dancer_the_Reindeer> or were you just happy to see them?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250000
text:
  <wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF
  <wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM
  <wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE"
  <wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250061
text:
  <RonaldJ> dood
  <RonaldJ> we should start a site
  <RonaldJ> like Am I Hot
  <RonaldJ> and
  <RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?
  <RonaldJ> but call it
  <RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?
  <RonaldJ> .com


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250109
text:
  <Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best
  mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me
  quite a lot..
  <Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not
  grammar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250169
text:
  <+Onima> ioops
  <@kal-el> iOops?
  <@kal-el> heh
  <+Onima> oops
  <@kal-el> thats the new mac error system :P
  <+Onima> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250224
text:
  FuzzGod5: The next time someone asks me to write a java
  program that runs over a network connection, I'm going to
  print out an entire ream of paper with "try/catch" blocks,
  crush their heads with it, then jump on their corpse and shout
  "WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!" triumphantly.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250288
text:
  <ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with
  guys with small dicks
  <ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
  <ouija666> so i say like
  <ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must
  be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250336
text:
  Explosions: why didnt' you come?
  FlakGuitar: food poisoning
  Explosions: what did you have
  FlakGuitar: alcohol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250445
text:
  <SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately
  <luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok
  <SimonB> I like webgiro
  <luna_s> demons fine most of the time
  <luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router
  <SimonB> :D
  <SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250492
text:
  SkudSl4y3r: huh, that's odd...
  reamererj: what is?
  SkudSl4y3r: the median age of the US population went down
  SkudSl4y3r: i wonder what this means
  SirOmnipotent: the terrorists finally bombed Florida?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250556
text:
  <promo> can you op me in the main plz.
  <Raz|utreg> als ik je kut lik ruik ik je reet
  <Raz|utreg> zal ik jou eens effe lekker in bek scheiten ?
  <promo> huh
  <Raz|utreg> zeg ken jij de mosselman BRBRBRBRBR mosselman
  <promo> <BR><FONT SIZE="1000">I don't understand</FONT><BR>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910401
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250650
text:
  Ashanth: What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your
  girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina?
  pnkgoetz: all she'd have to do was get some BOOM!! Tough Actin
  Vinactin


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910401
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250702
text:
  <totalreality> Dail-up has its Pros
  <syphonic> Like..?
  <totalreality> like when your girlfriend finds out that you
  slept with another girl so she trys to call your house to find
  out whats going on or give you shit
  <R^J> couldent she just knock on the front door?
  <totalreality> Shit! Brb
  * totalreality is away: locking the doors


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250757
text:
  <felix:#916> i borked ditto
  <felix:#916> it might just need a power cycle.
  <p1nky:#916> I thought you had a masterswitch?
  <felix:#916> yeah.  ditto's not on the masterswitch, because
  it's a rock-solid machine.
  <slap:#916> irony


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250805
text:
  Mayor of your Brain: I weasled out of going to my cousin's
  graduation ;)
  C_Caillavet: you rule
  C_Caillavet: But what if you missed out on punch and pie?
  Mayor of your Brain: Fuck them, I got meatloaf


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250891
text:
  (Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work
  (Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910403
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.250949
text:
  <Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who
  writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy
  <Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit
  there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts."
  <Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own
  scripts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910403
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251047
text:
  <cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn.
  <cstine> not that it's a bad thing.
  <cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now.
  <cstine> or towels.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910404
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251108
text:
  <Targen> Just saw the Smallvile season finale. (that's what
  you call those, right?)
  <NekoGuy> season finale? the last episode in a season right?
  <Targen> Yes.
  <NekoGuy> Yes, that's right.
  <NekoGuy> You've passed the American Television Culture test #
  1
  <NekoGuy> You win 20 pounds of fat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910404
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251156
text:
  <Arctil> cool...it works now
  <Arctil> HolyFuck: did you flush your DNS cache or something?
  <HolyFuck> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the
  httpd.conf file


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251202
text:
  o0zeman: brb, need fluids.
  haq: coincidentally, I have to pee.
  haq: let's get together and have a double-blind mountain dew
  taste test
  o0zeman: haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910406
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251252
text:
  <`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this
  girl my age named julie
  <`michael> and we had this room in the basement
  <`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910406
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251348
text:
  <Ed> Why is there so much fat porn lately? Someone needs to be
  shot.
  <Rivorus> what the hell is wrong with fat porn?
  <Toad> Yeah, I'm sure they all have great personalities.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910406
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251396
text:
  <Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the
  world would be like without boobs
  <Amuck50> i think he just scared himself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910408
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251589
text:
  DANIEL: I found a site called SparePartsWarehouse. Being that
  I'm stupid, I failed to check ResellerRatings or any such
  thing. My dad ordered a new keyboard from them. $70, I
  believe. Two days later it gets here, it's not a keyboard.
  It's a hinge. No, I'm not kidding. They sent a goddamn hinge.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910408
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251692
text:
  <Hiryuu> Hurro
  <Hiryuu> Very quiet in here....
  <ori[Disko_inferno]> yep
  <ori[Disko_inferno]> something happend, we suspect social
  lifes
  <Hiryuu> *gasp!*
  <ori[Disko_inferno]> yes, deadly, near terminal, cases of
  human interaction
  <Hiryuu> OH MY GOD
  <ori[Disko_inferno]> we should stop this before we look like
  morons, or somebody decides to quote us.. or both


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910408
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251737
text:
  <posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with
  it and it disables entering a password to login to the
  computer?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251794
text:
  <SideLabel> Rhodz, there is bad porn.
  <Rhodz> Dude, when you can masturbate overa guy getting his
  ass licked out coz ur too lazy to fast forward, you can
  masturbate to anything
  <Rhodz> wait, when you said "bash.org", you didn't mean you
  submitted my anal lick quote to bash did you?
  <Dramon> no i dont know how
  <Dramon> i was just thinking of it at the time
  <Rhodz> lol ok cool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251846
text:
  (WillJitsu) how do I tell BitchX to use a certain port range
  for dcc transfers?
  (nyisles) /disco DCCportrange <port1> <portwhatever>
  (WillJitsu) hmm  that's not working
  (WillJitsu) ACiDDoG is the one running BitchX
  (¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG!
  ~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com)..
  (ACiDDoG) me
  (ACiDDoG) so I type:  /disco DCCportrange 5990 6000
  (ACiDDoG) right?
  (shattah) yeah
  (nyisles) yes
  (¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (DCCportrange 5990 6000)
  (WillJitsu) funny joke
  (WillJitsu) seriously, how do you change it?
  (nyisles) /exec -o yes dcc_port_range num1 num2
  (WillJitsu) is that another joke?
  (nyisles) No
  (nyisles) enough humor for one night
  (WillJitsu) -:- No target for this window for -OUT
  (nyisles) WillJitsu: you have to be connected first
  (nyisles) and i think in a channel as well
  (¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG!
  ~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com)..
  (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
  (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
  (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
  (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
  (¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (Excess Flood)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910410
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251946
text:
  <tac0> TO did i tell u that i almost scored wif a 20 yr old
  mexican
  <TO> Me too man.
  <TO> Except replace scored with raped and replace 20 with 9
  <Tyr> and TO never said if the mexican was male or female
  <TO> hell i didnt even say if it was human


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910410
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.251996
text:
  <Kaladam> I just heard somebody scream "WHAT THE FUCK" down
  the hall from me
  <Kaladam> some dudes roommate jizzed on his face


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910410
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252045
text:
  <Royce> :(
  <Hynox> Why the sad face Royce?
  <Royce> I just went to Ask Jeeves and searched for Thesorus.
  <Royce> It told me i should look for a Dictionary first.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252224
text:
  (Cap`nRoy) I hate salt
  (Cap`nRoy) but I am the saltiest of the sea-dogs
  (KaLdAiS712) If you were to lick Cap`nRoy, you would die of
  salt.
  (KaLdAiS712) Also several venerial diseases.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252273
text:
  <Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis
  comparisons, really.
  <rejs> but penises don't double in performance every 18
  months...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252351
text:
  <alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU
  <Mother> so what's new?
  <alakahil> some new type of spam
  <rambopfc> lol
  <alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi
  <alakahil> "we are looking for you"
  <alakahil> "how big your salary should be?"
  <Mother> hehehehe
  <alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and
  "look, i'm naked" have gone?
  <Mother> oh they still come in every now and then
  <Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk
  to the moon on my penis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252412
text:
  <Eclipse> at least they don't taste like yellow listerine
  <Eclipse> that stuff is horrible
  <skold> 'ear wax flavor'
  <Eclipse> that doesn't begin to describe it
  <Eclipse> it's like ear wax dissolved in a mixture of gasoline
  and urine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252453
text:
  @(external`roid) fuck and when he goes on about racist shit
  that pisses me off
  @(external`roid) hes a stupid little boy who just hit puberty
  and thinks its cool that air no longer shoots out of his small
  little penis
  @(external`roid) give a kid 1 nut hair and he thinks he owns
  the world


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252501
text:
  <me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the
  computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside
  him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went
  back to playing his game


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252605
text:
  <pizza_biz> greggdogg: parole's over. he had to go back in.
  <greggdogg> I figured.
  <aLfer> what did he do?
  <Dark_Fox> your mom :D
  <aLfer> well, i hardly think that would land him in jail.
  <Dark_Fox> prostitution is illegal
  <aLfer> touche`


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252646
text:
  (BLIZZ)this one guy that comes in all the time and pisses me
  off
  (BLIZZ)he brought his computer in for service
  (BLIZZ)it starts for like a second then turns off
  (BLIZZ)i charged him 59.99 to switch the little selector on
  the back of his power supply from european voltage to american
  (ZeNiTH)haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252698
text:
  <deitarion> I've always been the "mind is more important than
  looks" type and all the girls around here are idiots.
  <pewbert> deitarion, same here, but idiot pussy feels just as
  good as smart pussy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252881
text:
  <Silellak> The Oscars are fucking lame.  Hollywood giving
  itself a self-congratulatory blowjob over how artsy and deep
  and relevant it is
  <Silellak> When I saw "The Day After Tomorrow" in their
  montage of movies that addressed serious issues I wanted to
  throw something at the screen.
  <Silellak> Because Day After Tomorrow was as much about global
  warming as Independence Day was about gay rights


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252929
text:
  <rocky> i bought a clothes hamper so clothes wouldn't pile up
  on my floor and yet there is already a pile as tall as a
  leperchaun
  <tima> i found that the only way to keep my appartement clean
  is to start occational fires


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.252980
text:
  <neotiger> jesus damn I'm bored
  <neotiger> nothing to do all day but sit on IRC or play games
  <neotiger> woo.
  <^Migs^> are you at work or something?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253046
text:
  <billyblacktop> yo yo yo, sup my niggas?
  <jimmy2toes>  your not black
  <billyblacktop>  how do you know that?
  <jimmy2toes>  I hacked your webcam, and now I can see you
  <billyblacktop>  yeah right you cant do that
  <jimmy2toes> I can and I did.
  <billyblacktop>  ok then what color hair do I have
  <jimmy2toes> Hmmm, let me zoom in a bit. Blonde, and you are
  white, about 6' 2", your room has an emenim poster and your
  bedspread is yellow and blue.
  <billyblacktop>  holy fuck man im telling the cops
  Quits: {billyblacktop} (billyb@235.253.473.232) (Quit:)
  <jimmy2toes>  LMAO, that was a friend of mine, I just set up
  his comp today, and showed him mirc, he doesnt know my nick,
  what a fat tool!!!
  <nellcarterlookalike>  A fat tool indeed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910416
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253100
text:
  <grimrat> oh.. migod
  <grimrat> I just reviewed a Usenet post of mine... I wrote
  "must of"...
  <grimrat> I feel faint
  <grimrat> this will be associated with me for the rest of time
  <grimrat> how much does it cost to change your name?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910416
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253148
text:
  <mysticsick> Merc- last night, half my family was drunk and
  walking into shit.  It was great to hear my 65 year old aunt
  say 'I didnt run ito that wall, motherfucker jumped out at me'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910416
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253226
text:
  <knightmare> sixtho I challenge you to IRC DDR!
  <sixtho> ummm ok
  <knightmare> + ddrbot start 10
  <DDRBot> Game Started!
  <DDRBot> <
  <knightmare> <
  <sixtho> <
  <DDRBot> ^^
  <knightmare> ^^
  <sixtho> ^^
  <DDRBot> vvv
  <knightmare> vvv
  <sixtho> wtf
  <DDRBot> knightmare wins!
  <knightmare> ?
  <sixtho> where the shit is the down arrow
  <knightmare> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910416
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253273
text:
  <|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it
  but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then
  theyre dead


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253317
text:
  Name|ess:  i have a fetish for captain planet tho
  Name|ess:  :>
  Name|ess:  he can put his finger in my ring anytime


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253358
text:
  DerANgeD: not cool! ctrl+w closes firefox
  DerANgeD: I was trying to press shift+w and accidentally hit
  my ctrl button
  Triumph: whats shift+w?
  DerANgeD: a capital W dumbass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253411
text:
  <Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few
  quick questions?
  <SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers
  <SinclairC> >:(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253459
text:
  <Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it
  <Despot> the cheese had eyes and kept looking at me
  <Despot> thats all go back to work


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253512
text:
  <melx0rz> we just polled some guy .. out of the following he
  is a) child molester b) FILTHY LIAR
  <melx0rz> i didn't answer
  <melx0rz> er.. HE
  <melx0rz> He didn't answer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253567
text:
  <TrouT> anyone know what this means:
  <TrouT> python2.1: can't open file '/usr/local/sbin/
  RegisterVh3Service'
  <+toad-> I think python2.1 can't open the file /usr/local/sbin
  /RegisterVh3Service


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253615
text:
  <Clinton> "Here in canada, we have a special program to deal
  with the homeless, its called "winter""


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253658
text:
  Shark: there was one kinda funny bit in unreal2
  Shark: i was waiting around in this defence bit.. and i was
  pickin my nose
  Shark: and suddenly one of my guys yells BOGIES!! BOGIES!!!
  Shark: i was like haha omg? ..oh he means incomming enemy :|


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253727
text:
  <Shadowless> How can I tell if I'm circumsized or not? From
  everyone's descriptions, I'm assuming I am not. I think I even
  recall my father telling me they decided not to have it done
  to me because of problems that can develop. I'd ask but I'm a
  little too embarrassed. I'm very private with my body.
  <Shadowless> I do have quite a bit of loose skin below the
  glans, but it's still clearly separated when erect. When I was
  young though, before I was getting erections, the skin was
  always bunched up around the glans and I could easily slide it
  over. I am also extremely sensitive on the under-side of my
  shaft toward the top -- exactly where the skin is. I get
  ejaculate by just massaging this.
  <Shadowless> My sincere apologies if this was too graphic for
  anyone.
  <Shadowless> I'm tempted to just suck it up and use Google
  image search to find out.
  <Baloogan> dude, WHAT THE FUCK


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253777
text:
  < [Syntax]> woah, I just cracked open my fortune cookie and it
  was dead on..
  < Feenyx> how so?
  < jonnyv> "you will eat a cookie"?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910420
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253898
text:
  <Vented> I wake up and go "fuck work, fuck work"
  <Vented> i give my thanks to my job :)
  <TheJesus> that's the trick
  <TheJesus> if you mess up and do <go to work> <say fuck work,
  fuck work> in the wrong order, you get in trouble
  <Vented> hahah :)
  <Vented> you can always delete the two files, then recreate
  them in the correct order
  <Vented> or just "touch" <go to work> so it has a later date
  stamp
  <Vented> then no one will know what happened :)
  <TheJesus> hahahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910420
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.253995
text:
  <Kami_XX> i think rape sounds to severe.. It should be called
  surprise sex..
  <Neme2> That's an old joke! You suck! Stop stealing jokes!
  <hunt_23> He didn't steal it he surprise took it..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254040
text:
  <Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be
  considered and might be returned in January 2003


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254092
text:
  <captain_ben> i hate fucking addons
  <Mr_Day> Don't fuck them, then.
  <Mr_Day> Install them, much easier.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254204
text:
  <LawrenceC> Some of us in another channel have come up with
  the perfect replacement for the Pledge of Allegiance!
  <LawrenceC> You see, our genious plan was to take the Pledge
  of Allegiance, as it stands, and run it through Babelfish a
  few times.
  <LawrenceC> So, after transating it to Spanish and back, then
  to Korean and back, we came up with:
  * Jinnai|Shigoto fears lawrence's next statement :P
  * Leliel also :P
  <LawrenceC> "Me with the flag of United States of United
  States the republic which it stops, in the nation all for a
  loyalty, in freedom and process, it promised in the shoes
  lower part it will be able to divide c."
  <Suika|away> divide c!
  <Suika|away> that's so moving


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254256
text:
  <Rottencrotch> h0k do u have months in holland?
  <hokhokk> wtf
  <hokhokk> no we only have minutes
  <Rottencrotch> omg
  <hokhokk> its 238472893765 today


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254306
text:
  <gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs
  <dortch> i have silence of the lambs
  <dortch> but i dont know what the fuck you just said


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254358
text:
  <LordDred> I am just still going in an out off irc to see if
  anybody I know is in here before I am off for good for a while
  cause I wan tto try and get there icq number s the people I
  know
  <LordDred> I am goign to be off for awhile cause I switched
  over to msn
  <LordDred> irc is causeing me and my g/f to break up cause I
  am on here to much so to safe the realtionship I am getting
  off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254409
text:
  <Sick_Silent> I think IRC is making me more USAian.
  <Sick_Silent> Perverted, racist, sexist, retarded, dumb and
  lazy
  <ATXTheKiller> You forgot fat.
  <Cosbydaf> *a tears runs down my cheek as I gaze into an
  American flag waving in the sunset, while eating Mcdonalds and
  watching a shitty movies*
  <Sick_Silent> Oh I forgot! No taste for good food


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254461
text:
  <ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that.
  <ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit
  myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254580
text:
  <Gooseman> my pe teacher thought i got my balls chopped off
  <Gooseman> i asked some girls and they had heard that too
  <Deke> WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU
  HAD SURGERY ON YOUR PENIS!
  <Gooseman> its much better
  <Gooseman> circumcised
  <Gooseman> is better
  <Deke> i dont give a shit if it can fucking sing now!
  <Deke> i still wouldnt let someone cut my dick!
  <Gooseman> itll heal after a few weeks anyways
  <Gooseman> no big deal
  <Gooseman> dunno y they shaved my balls tho
  <XZGohan[Scripting]> shave = itch like mofo
  <Gooseman> i know it teh itches like a mofo
  <Gooseman> they shaved teh over teh pen0r too tho
  <Gooseman> i look like a 12yo with a big dick down there no
  <Gooseman> my pen0r = teh pwnzor now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254626
text:
  <Mirconium>Several sequels have been announced for Gears of
  War
  <Mirconium>The new games will include Sprockets of Peace,
  Pulleys of Neutrality, Fulcrums of Strife, Screws of Fixation,
  and Wheels of Locomotion.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254680
text:
  <Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my
  friends Lisa and Candace.
  <Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?"   Ouija Board:  NO     "Why
  not?"   Ouija Board: SEX    "Oh. Goodbye"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254727
text:
  -Taking place in a Battlefield 1942 game-
  <monk|GC> one time i saw a guy with binoculars,  he was just
  standing there for like, 5 minutes
  <monk|GC> and i asked what are you doing. he says if i wait
  long enough the lasers will kill all of them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910425
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254775
text:
  <hydro`> i had this weird dream
  <hydro`> someome broke into the house
  <hydro`> and changed the wallpaper on the computer and left


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.254957
text:
  <Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you?
  <SDs8ball> Krogzar : YES IN DUE TIME
  *** SDs8ball was kicked by P ((Krogzar) ta time is due)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255016
text:
  <richmond> one time i was watching anime in my room, and my
  dad hit his hand on my door, and yelled, "Are you jackin' off
  to cartoons in there!?"
  <richmond> :(
  <BloodFromStone> haha
  <BloodFromStone> Busted.
  <Dragonfly> lol
  <richmond> haha
  <richmond> yeah :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255065
text:
  <SteamedHams> what's that euphemism for getting really good
  head?
  <SteamedHams> chumming the bung?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255158
text:
  <squall999991> whats a psx
  <squall999991> what the psx look like
  <squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255209
text:
  <ftstjohn_> 6" long and 4 1/2" thick bald penis
  <ftstjohn_> looking for a girl to watch me masterbate in real
  life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255255
text:
  <dysfunctional-24> only idiot use computers
  <neotek> i hardly like to point out the obvious irony, but...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255306
text:
  <LionClaw> i tried to OD on pain relievers once
  <nanNette> :/
  <LionClaw> i didnt have a headache for about 2 months


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255357
text:
  (@elusive_brob) XargoL
  (@elusive_brob) I've got a hook-up-line for you
  (+XargoL) oh?
  (+XargoL) ;O
  (@elusive_brob) "wanna play network? you're switch and i'm
  cable?"
  (+XargoL) heh
  (+XargoL) remember firewall


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255405
text:
  *** [ED]znapz` (~znappe@enslaved.nu) has joined #
  dead-presidents
  <[ED]znapz`> but..
  <[ED]znapz`> I want @
  <[ED]znapz`> suck cock
  *** [ED]znapz` (~znappe@enslaved.nu) has left #dead-presidents


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255453
text:
  *** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has
  joined #gamedev
  <blahblahb> !list
  *** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has
  left #gamedev
  <DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255560
text:
  <NinjaStu> oh fuckies
  <NinjaStu> 2am
  <NinjaStu> and such a good book
  <NinjaStu> THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS ME!
  <NinjaStu> OH MY TORTURED SOUL!
  <NinjaStu> OH DAMN I"M OUT OF MASCARA
  <NinjaStu> AND MY TESTICLES ITCH
  <Hiryuu> XD
  <NinjaStu> that was my impression of a Hot Topic employee
  <NinjaStu> thank you thank you
  <NinjaStu> i'll be here all week


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910431
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255656
text:
  <sumluzr> anime is part of a japanese conspiracy to lower the
  collective intelligence of america!
  <sumluzr> um... never mind, it can;'t get anuy lower ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910432
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255798
text:
  <Funzo> can any of you guys speak french?
  <Time-Warp> i can
  <Time-Warp> i know how to say bongshure
  <Time-Warp> or something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910432
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255842
text:
  Lush Puppy: I lost my virginity at an anime convention - this
  sentence makes me sound a lot fatter than I actually am.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910432
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255888
text:
  <Gandalf> at least you arent typical of most yanks here who
  hear the word africa and automatically think we drive
  elephants to work
  <Dinxy> no you drive black people to work


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910433
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.255975
text:
  <Gus_Hobbleton> ok, there's a class full of retard kids...
  <Gus_Hobbleton> and for some reason or another, they're
  learning about beds
  <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes up to one kid, points at a bed,
  and says "what kind of bed is that?"
  <Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "qyeen sized bed!"
  <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!"
  <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, says "what kind
  of bed is that?"
  <Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "its a king sized bed!"
  <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!!"
  <Spork> ...
  <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, and points at
  one of those beds...
  <Gus_Hobbleton> you know, the kind with one on top of the
  other...
  <Gus_Hobbleton> umm....
  <Spork> bunk beds?
  <Gus_Hobbleton> GOOD LITTLE RETARD!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910433
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256024
text:
  <kolby> man I am getting layed so many times this weekend
  <kolby> I don't care how tired my hand gets.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910433
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256083
text:
  <Lord_Igsel> i remember an 11 year old kid on irc once, he had
  'found out' about masturbation, and we were all laughing at
  him and things like "wooww what's it like how did you do itt'
  and then he said 'a friend showed me. i rubbed his dick, he
  rubbed mine.'
  <Lord_Igsel> and then we got scared. :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910433
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256128
text:
  <mefwork> haha, someone from purchasing sent out an email
  marked urgent -- WE WILL NOT BE BUYING COLORED POST-IT NOTES
  ANY LONGER AS THEY ARE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE STANDARD YELLOW
  COLORED ONES


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256174
text:
  <blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try
  a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony
  PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
  <FlipTopBx> is it modded?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256317
text:
  <andreaskem> All this washin powder pretending to make your
  clothes whiter
  <andreaskem> One day I will invent one that really works
  <andreaskem> And I'm going to call it "white pow(d)er"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256375
text:
  <orion> the cube is but an infant
  <orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes
  <orion> noticing files in weird places
  <orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications
  <Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256429
text:
  <sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of
  booking a flight
  <sampson> EXCELLENT
  <sampson> THANKS!
  <aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet
  technologies
  <aves2k> like JPG


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256478
text:
  < zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam
  < zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/
  < zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910436
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256530
text:
  <Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers
  named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework
  <Lucent> without giving a picture


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910436
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256571
text:
  ( Lev       ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate
  from McDOnalds!
  ( Lev       ) BEFORE THE WATER!
  ( Lev       ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910436
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256639
text:
  <Calisa> I read tampon boxes and manuals, (but who doesn't?
  Regardless of where you're at.)
  <aeonite> do tampons really need a manual? insert tab a into
  slot b.
  <Calisa> You'd be surprised, aeonite. There are always the
  people who don't know about if they can leave it in whilst
  they pee, what happens if it starts smelling extremely bad,
  what happens if they leave it in too long, or don't leave it
  in long enough..
  <Calisa> Or pull it out too fast..
  * semi resists temptation to ask
  <Calisa> Temptation to ask what?
  <semi> what happens when you pull it out too fast
  <semi> i can assume its something like the movie backdraft.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256772
text:
  <TheOffspring326> Do you ever get the feeling that someone has
  mis-understood you?
  <TheOffspring326> but you're not sure
  <Motorbreath151> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN,
  ASSHOLE?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256869
text:
  <MightyOne> How do you circumsize a whale?
  <ChubbyFrog02> Very carefully?
  <MightyOne> Four skin divers.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.256974
text:
  <skatoni> will some one please help
  <`NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ?
  <skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
  <`NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem
  <skatoni> how?
  <`NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ?
  <`NeXiGeN`> ripem all out
  *** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni
  [ppp012.rosenet.net]:
  Connection reset by peer)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257016
text:
  * Sindacuion goes in front of a mirror and stares at his
  bootyful hair. Mmmmmm. The only good thing about my head..
  Wait.. Those eyes... * drools and licks the mirror *


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257067
text:
  <DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix
  <PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)
  <DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry
  wit the saints


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257117
text:
  <Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.
  <Tigrrr> i like food.
  <edoc> I gas puppies in mine
  <Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257213
text:
  <Jason> i've onyl done acid in my eye
  <Jason> or snocapped my bud wit it
  <Budda> fuck that shit its not gettin near my eyes
  <Budda> i mean fuck my lungs
  <Budda> but im keepin my eyes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257274
text:
  <kiwi> once i skipped
  <Alby_Fox> she has no idea when she'll have a period
  <kiwi> my mom thought i was pregnant
  <Proffessor> that's gotta be some scary shit
  <kiwi> but at the time i'd never even kissed a guy =D
  <Proffessor> it was the next coming of jesus.... but,
  nooooooo, you had to play with the coathanger


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257326
text:
  <eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed
  <DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[
  <|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i
  been out
  <sev> world changes for me everyday
  <|steve|> but our penis size stays the same


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257380
text:
  <^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
  <^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
  <DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
  <DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257428
text:
  <WDeranged> i just had a chickhan dinnhar and 4 hours of
  entertainment brought to me
  <WDeranged> sometimes life is nice
  <patrick``> macdonalds happy meal with a free toy?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257485
text:
  <ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :)
  <ExCon> op for 1 day :D
  <[SuN]> im not that soft :P
  <ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D
  <[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops
  <ExCon> oh..i feel honored
  <ExCon> :D
  <[SuN]> ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257551
text:
  <rockpapertaxi> so this guy comes to the door
  <rockpapertaxi> a jehovah's witness
  <rockpapertaxi> and he's like "can i interest you in the word
  of christ"
  <rockpapertaxi> and adam's like "sorry i have to shut the
  door"
  <rockpapertaxi> and the guy goes why?
  <rockpapertaxi> and adam's like "our sacrificial goat will get
  out"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257598
text:
  [16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter
  the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257650
text:
  <Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/
  <viscera> you can't always get what you want, but if you run
  fast enough, can tiptoe effectively and carry a large, blunt
  instrument at all times, sometimes, possibly, maybe you can
  beat it into an amnesia hazed coma long enough to play
  make-believe
  <viscera> life is grand, no?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257700
text:
  <Chris_A> Can you wait tables, Mime?
  <Mime> No, but I can kill people.
  <Chris_A> Failing that, can you bring deadly vengeance upon
  your en-- ahh, you've worked in a resturant before? Fantastic.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257788
text:
  (Bone_Collector) some one know password of rip server ?
  mode: ([ILF]Radio) sets (+l 77)
  (Bone_Collector) the password is +1 77 ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257845
text:
  <ric> tbh, I would like to know why only fat women who have no
  chance of scoring with anyone seem to see *me* as their ideal
  partner
  <tommy_> ditto
  <ric> maybe, it's my good looks, my charm, my generosity....
  <ric> or perhaps it's my hat of meat... just who knows?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257893
text:
  <Jubei301> I want a director's cut version of the matrix where
  the red and blue pills are suppositories...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.257958
text:
  <Raenne>  Damnit, my cookies are only half baked
  <Tungee>  Smoke em up a bit more then
  <Futility>  Heh heh heh... half baked.
  <Raenne>  I stuck em back in the oven :)
  <Tungee>  Mazi
  <Tungee>  Nazi
  <Raenne>  ...
  <Raenne>  They are COOKIES, not PEOPLE
  <Raenne>  chocolate chip :)
  <Tungee>  The nazi's didn't believe the Jews were people
  either


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910443
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258002
text:
  * TRWBW was taught god doesn't play dice with the universe.
  not after that drunken night with the devil where he lost
  classical mechanics in a game of craps.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910444
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258095
text:
  <Knighted> JLsoft: when i was flying into toronto, there was a
  good deal of cloud coverage and visibility was low. so i
  looked out the window and immediately though "this is like an
  N64 game"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910444
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258142
text:
  Trey: for some reason IE is throwing a SHIT-FIT about where
  I'm using
  document.getElementById("displayBoardSelector").innerHTML =
  html;
  what the hell. explain your stupid browser.
  Dakk12: did you properly light your incense?
  Dakk12: in what order did you do the chant and throw the
  chicken bones?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910444
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258194
text:
  <Yalborap> You'll get so infuriated you'll throw your DS/
  Wiimote against the wall until it shatters.
  <Yalborap> The wall, not the nintendo product.
  <Yalborap> Those things are made of adamantium or some crap.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258262
text:
  <Amun> just bought a server
  <Amun> did a harddrive restore on it
  <Amun> found nothing of interest
  <Amun> except... his poems
  <Amun> let me recite a few
  <Amun> this one is called 'wishful thinking'
  <Amun> The money I ve blown
  <Amun> Getting high with dirty bitches I wish I ve never known
  <Amun> Puffin on the pipe while they choke on my bone
  <Amun> They re never grateful of the kindness I ve shown
  <Amun> Or of all the times I ve made them mown
  <Amun> So from now on I m just going to fucking leave them
  alone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258363
text:
  <StormCyko> i should get rich by making a gym for nerds with
  treadmills etc with LCD screens and internet access
  <Gwala> StormCyko: you know that kinda sounds cool.
  <AlpViper> you need incentive to make them run
  <AlpViper> the screens would have to be powered by the running
  * @Engush notes that most nerds who would go near a gym
  <StormCyko> heh
  <AlpViper> I know, make it if they drop below their targit HR/
  speed their net link turns off
  <Engush> hahaha
  <StormCyko> or have the bandwidth relative to their speed
  <AlpViper> wed have asian counter-strike players dieing in
  front of computers a lot more often


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258426
text:
  <miss_tekky_stylez> yeah
  <miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope..
  <miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance
  <miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water
  <miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise..
  <miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!"
  <miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258485
text:
  <Glock> So i attended this sudden death the other day, a guy
  hung himself
  <Glock> The guys partner was there and said he'd been pretty
  depressed lately
  <Glock> Then my stupid partner says 'Has he ever done anything
  like this before?'
  <Glock> Should have seen the confused face of the poor girl
  <Izzy> Maybe it was jesus....he'll come back


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258586
text:
  * ClusteR- is away [log: on]
  <Icecream> What script are you using?
  <ClusteR-> huh?
  <ClusteR-> I don't use any script
  <Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or
  what?
  <ClusteR-> yeah...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258647
text:
  <NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
  <NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia
  <NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs
  <NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he
  says...
  <NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke
  <NyseriA> and shouts
  <Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258696
text:
  <Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually
  harrassed by the coach
  <Default> then she got a haircut
  <Cowika> in protest?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258744
text:
  Azreal Kurokiba: Oh man, I just came up with the best
  superhero ever.
  Azreal Kurokiba: He could be called THE SOAP BAR.
  Azreal Kurokiba: And his catchphrase could be "How about I
  drop YOU in jail?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258796
text:
  <BackF> like a month ago, i moved my mousepad to the left of
  the keyboard
  <BackF> to practice, i wanted to switch mouse-hand.
  <BackF> so, when i got used to it, i went and bought a
  lefthandmouse
  <BackF> i spent 2 hours wondering why i was rightclicking all
  the time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258848
text:
  <Spazz> I saw the sign
  <Spazz> and it openned up my eyes
  <Spazz> I saw the sign
  <[IX]Korup> i saw your mom, and it openned up my eyes, i saw
  your mom. talk about scary. big fat and hairy.
  <[IX]Korup> i remember saying that to my brother back in the
  day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258913
text:
  <Threeboy> it's cause we're all infected with IRC.
  <mutatedjellyfish> speak for yourself
  <mutatedjellyfish> im a scientific observer of the victims of
  this "IRC"
  <mutatedjellyfish> me and my associates are working on
  developing a cure
  <Threeboy> doc, we need 55cc's of social life, STAT!
  <mach_one> NOOOOOOOO!
  <mach_one> get that needle away from me!
  * mach_one runs back to his cave
  <mutatedjellyfish> restrain him!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.258971
text:
  <perlplexer> perldoc .eh
  <perldoc> .eh is western sahara
  <perlplexer> hmm, i was expecting Canada
  <deus> unfortunately no registrar exists for .eh
  <deus> or i would get aboot.eh
  <deus> and start irc'ing in #ontario and #vancouver from
  what.is.this.all.aboot.eh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259023
text:
  <mh_> str8 up mf i was afkin 4 a sec & that mutha goes all
  stfu on me
  <mh_> wtf? 4 nothin at all
  * harm consults Oxford's Non-Abridged Gangsta Abbreviations
  Explicator
  <mh_> gtof
  * harm consults harder


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259096
text:
  <Zoso> So me and my friend applied to the same electronics
  position in a store (think like Best Buy)
  <Zoso> And he got the job even though he knows next to nothing
  about any of the games or hardware or anything
  <Zoso> All because he looks more "presentable"
  <Zoso> And at this store, your first couple of call-in help
  questions are done with the supervisor of your department
  <Zoso> So last week, in the morning, i told him just some
  bullshit information...and I called in that day (with my voice
  disguised) to ask him about it
  <Zoso> "Hello. I recently bought a 250GB external
  hard-drive...and while it's not very heavy now, I was
  wondering how much it will weigh when it's full."
  <Zoso> The idiot responds with "Oh, don't worry sir, it's just
  a few pounds more."
  <Zoso> ...so the supervisor hears the conversation...
  <Zoso> And the stupid fucker got fired
  *Zoso is away: filling out application...again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259184
text:
  JoshQ: hey a kid just got hit by a car outside my house.
  vietchino: call 911
  JoshQ: i will when my download is done.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259252
text:
  <cow_hax0r> HOLY HOLY FUCKING SHIT AFK A SEC
  <leecher> er...
  <cow_hax0r> Sorry back
  <leecher> what's the problem, house on fire?
  <cow_hax0r> No I had to get a drink
  <leecher> so why the urgency?
  <cow_hax0r> Well... I REALLY had to get a drink
  <leecher> so your house wasn't on fire or being attacked by
  ninja's?
  <cow_hax0r> Well.. no, but my throat was kinda dry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259308
text:
  * Wee humps Hannah's leg.
  <Hannah> thats my prosthetic leg
  * Wee humps Hannah's other leg.
  <Hannah> thats my stump and wooden leg
  <Hannah> my leg was bitten off by an aligator when i was on a
  boat one day, then on the way to the hospital the ambulance
  crashed and i lost my other leg
  <Wee> Makes for easy access.
  <Hannah> sicko


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259357
text:
  <VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
  <VIVI> Microsoft Word
  <VIVI> Microsoft Excel
  <VIVI> Solitaire


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259402
text:
  <caesium> dude, like 2 years ago.. i was on the great canadian
  mine buster at wonderland and my tits were osciallting in a
  very unflattering way.. since then, ive known i needed to
  loose weight.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910451
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259457
text:
  <D3KK0N> i am in such a good mood today!
  <JudasX> lose your virginity?
  <D3KK0N> many times
  <JudasX> your hand doesn't count
  <D3KK0N> even your left?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259600
text:
  <|an> ok so whos got some nice anagrams of their name then?
  <|an> ian hamilton
  <mark-> him into anal


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259701
text:
  <Myrf> I was giving some guy a job interview today, and it
  turned out he didn't know who the Beatles were.
  <Myrf> So, of course, I had to turn him down :P
  <bozz> wtf, a bunch of people don't know who the beatles are
  <bozz> whyd you have to turn him down just because of that
  <Myrf> Dude, I work at a RECORD STORE.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910453
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259859
text:
  <sexygurlah> well ya he's kinda nice n everything..
  <mAdmAn6> i guess its ok with you
  <sexygurlah> we had sex together already, it was pretty great,
  actually
  <mAdmAn6> oohh.. thats fast
  <ohlyo> erm, now i wanna get laid.
  <sexygurlah> one thing annoys me - my balls slap so hard when
  i'm having sex with him
  <ohlyo> o_O
  <mAdmAn6> ugh. you still wanna get laid?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910453
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259909
text:
  <Fr0d0> Just imagin what wars would be like if instead of
  battle hardend soldiers, they used nerds and geeks.
  <H4ndalfTehGh3y> "D00d! j00 sh0tz0r m333!11!11 Wut r u?!?!? 4
  FFFFAAAAGGG?!!!?!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910454
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.259963
text:
  <Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek
  <Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP,
  but not your home phone #
  <Steve> You're a geek


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910454
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260104
text:
  <charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb,
  hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut
  <charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for
  warez
  <FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910456
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260200
text:
  <tuckt26> MD = farm land, DC = Gangs and concrete, VA = Wine,
  music, and the finer qualities of life
  <Calisa> And what would OH stand for?
  <aeonite> When you put KY in your VA you go OH.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260260
text:
  <IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER
  <IgnusDei> and MY SISTER
  <Hyperian> i love your sister
  <IgnusDei> no you wouldn't
  <IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first
  <IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260305
text:
  *** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #
  cracking4newbies
  *** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined #
  cracking4newbies
  <_Kenny> who kicked me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260354
text:
  <yabba> I fucked a homeless man today
  <xsneakerx> was he cute?
  <yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean.
  <yabba> I think he may have been jesus.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260432
text:
  *** skwerrel (skwer@rn-reclta106.uwaterloo.ca) has joined #3fs
  <skwerrel> wtf??
  <skwerrel> is this the nap room?
  <skwerrel> everyone's asleep
  <skwerrel> yeah, I know what you mean...
  <skwerrel> so, how's life skwerrel?
  <skwerrel> meh...not bad.  Didn't do as well as I thought I
  would on my econ exam, but there's still two more so I'm not
  that worried
  <skwerrel> sorry to hear it, buddy.  good luck on your other
  ones
  <skwerrel> thanks guy
  <skwerrel> wanna cyber?
  <skwerrel> um..no thanks
  <skwerrel> *sniff*oh...
  <skwerrel> it's not you...i, uhh...have a blister on my palm
  <skwerrel> sure, whatever
  *** skwerrel (skwer@rn-reclta106.uwaterloo.ca) Quit (Client
  Exit: PH34R T3H P13)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910458
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260587
text:
  <Freezer> crap whered i put my assignment paper for the access
  thing
  --> twentydead has joined #linux
  <twentydead> in ur butt
  <-- twentydead has left #linux
  <twentydead_serv> man who was that
  <Freezer> i wonder


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260635
text:
  <Chern> IM SO FUCKIN BORED!
  * Reaper is now known as Reaper[HAVINGFUN]
  * BongB is now known as Bong[NOTBORED]
  * Chissy is now known as Chiss[FUNFUNFUN]
  * brod is now known as brod[IMNOTBORED]
  <Chern> FUCK!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260692
text:
  <Azn> This guy came to our school, and talked to us about how
  drinking and driving is bad...
  <Azn> And he mentioned that if you are convicted, you will
  have a breathalizer installed in your car, so you have to
  breathe into a tube to start your car...
  <Azn> And some guy shouted "What if you fart in it?"
  <Azn> Everyone laughed, and the speaker looked pissed and said
  "Well, gas expelled from the anus contains methane, not
  alcohol.  It would be difficult for an intoxicated person to
  perform such an action with their distorted hand-eye
  cordination"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260767
text:
  <MinD> i'm not a newbie
  <MinD> i like 2 run in root
  <ivan> MinD: ever heard of su?
  <MinD> ivan: what is su


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260827
text:
  <z0rk> why do you want this indian so much?
  <acid> i want him as a wallpaper, reminds me of something my
  gf did tonight


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910460
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.260922
text:
  * Joins: DanVanNinja
  <beej> jesus christ
  <beej> i need to get laid
  <beej> i looked at dan's name and saw "DanVaGina"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261020
text:
  <CrazyHarij> But stuff like that messes up your mind.. try
  imagining what really is outside the universe and stuff like
  that.. or what happened before big bang / the creation, and
  before that and before that
  <BadHat> yeah, and where the fuck the remote's at


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261120
text:
  <AlmtyBob> i HATE MY MOM
  <AlmtyBob> fucking I'm just sitting here playing oni
  <AlmtyBob> and she walks in
  <AlmtyBob> SHE LIVES ACCROSS THE COUNTRY
  <AlmtyBob> she is NOT ALLOWED to just walk in
  <AlmtyBob> didn't bother calling saying she'd be home
  <AlmtyBob> didn't call me from the airport
  <AlmtyBob> just bam, walks in
  <AlmtyBob> what if I'd been jerking to hardcore teenage lesbo
  porn?
  <hypr> AlmtyBob: dont forget to take da debbe does dallas
  p0rno out of the vcr
  <AlmtyBob> actually it's interview with the vibrator
  <hypr> haha
  <Lk2k1> Bob has naked pictures of lux in his room.
  <AlmtyBob> but I stored that away a while ago
  <AlmtyBob> all my porn is digital
  <AlmtyBob> oh thanks for reminding me
  <AlmtyBob> gotta take the flash card out of my digicam
  <AlmtyBob> lest she get curious
  <hypr> wtf u made a homemade p0rn?
  <AlmtyBob> just pics of people I know
  <AlmtyBob> nonnude
  <AlmtyBob> time to take out the trash and /clear


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261171
text:
  <Calisa> When I was little I always wanted little people that
  could fit in the palm of my hand.
  <JPGumby> they are called 'employees'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910462
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261259
text:
  <Sholin> You know, I went to KFC the other day with my Mother,
  And she asked them if they had anything fried..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910462
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261323
text:
  <cylinder> should've left it on goatse when you got off
  <Him> heh
  <Ody> o_o
  <Ody> that would've gone down well with the parents
  <Ody> "MOM! TRISTAN'S BEEN USING YOUR CABLE MODEM FOR LOOKING
  AT HARDCORE MAN-PR0N AGAIN!!!!!"
  <Ody> err
  <Ody> not again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261465
text:
  <eyeball> you know you're a geek when you run your webcam
  software to see what you look like instead of going to the
  bathroom mirror


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261517
text:
  <AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have
  picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers
  across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of
  children.
  <AlmtyBob> wow
  <AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job
  <AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261615
text:
  * FL|Oz has joined #gamesnet
  <FL|Oz> OH LEET
  <FL|Oz> i am not banned anymore
  * [29thFC]Sgt1c-Killa has joined #gamesnet
  <[29thFC]Sgt1c-Killa> YAY
  <FL|Oz> were u banned too?
  <[29thFC]Sgt1c-Killa> no i forgot how to use mIRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261803
text:
  <playamj> I need some creative ways of asking this girl I like
  to the prom...please post some ideas thanks!
  <secks> You can try walking up to her and pushing the use key


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261891
text:
  Brendan: my logger isn't working :-/
  Tim: permissions?
  Brendan: doh
  Brendan: yeah, 666 fixed that
  Tim: the devil, you say


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.261934
text:
  * Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe
  *** ChanServ has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com
  Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)
  *** [50disses]Zaccix has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com
  Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)
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  Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)
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  Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)
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  Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)
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  Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262025
text:
  <kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D: but it's
  looking under my A:.... looks like windows too much already


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262075
text:
  <DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i
  say
  <Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in
  and find out if i get herpes for myself!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262125
text:
  <XwinGs> can i find any mensa iq test on the net ?
  <Ntruder> part of the test is finding the test.  good luck.
  <XwinGs> oic


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262177
text:
  Rude: wicked story tho..this morning i'm sitting at the mc
  donalds i normally do having coffee and such, and this
  middle-aged fat guy who always comes in around the same time i
  do walks in
  Rude: (and this guy's a fucking dick, I hate him just from
  hearing him talk to the kids working)
  Rude: so he orders his meal, and when they put it all on the
  tray, he puts the back of his hand right into the fries and
  practically explodes.. "THESE FRIES ARE COLD, THEYRE ALWAYS
  FUCKING COLD WHEN YOU SERVE THEM, I WANT FRESH ONES"
  Rude: so they apologize, take the fries away and after a few
  minutes I see them put some more fries on his tray...dumbass
  puts his hand right into it again, but these fries were RIGHT
  out of the frier, and the stupid fuck completely burns the
  back of his hand and shrieks like a fucking girl
  Rude: I laughed so fucking hard at him, and he turns to me
  cradling his raw hand and yells WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING
  AT KID
  Rude: at this point i'm laughing so hard i can only point at
  his hand and keep laughing
  Rude: dipshit storms out and the kids working even gave me his
  fucking food


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262219
text:
  UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the
  integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to
  pick the least disgusting one?
  UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262287
text:
  * Inferno has joined #Depressed
  <Inferno> fuck i hate thos faggots, all walkin down the street
  together
  <Inferno> and holdin hands an shit
  <Inferno> its fucken sick
  <Inferno> fuck what i wouldnt give for some head right now
  <Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :)
  <nerfBoy> is she hot?
  <Inferno> he and yeah he is alright
  <Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic
  <Inferno> whats that?
  <Iverson> you hate gays..
  <Inferno> yeah i do..
  <Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head..
  <Inferno> yeah and? fags only do anal..
  <Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262377
text:
  (flawed) personally i like to take a shit on one boys chest
  and jerk off while the other one spells out "i love you
  flawed" in shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262422
text:
  <[CSI]Octane-EE> sometimes i jerk off with my left hand when i
  need to use my mouse to browse the porn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262473
text:
  <ecco> when I die I want to be buried in a wetsuit
  <ecco> with a snorkel and mask and stuff
  <ecco> I just think it'd be funny
  <ecco> nobody would know how to react


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262545
text:
  <hep> you told me!
  <hep> all the e is going to your brain :>
  <Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?
  <Encapsulate> No
  <Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee
  <Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants",
  that is
  <Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power
  <Encapsulate> Or PPP
  <Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"
  <Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use
  your wang
  modem to dial up to the internet?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262602
text:
  <SLURPee> i remember in yr 9 i questioned something
  <SLURPee> ohh about genesis and the order in which it occured
  <SLURPee> her response was
  <SLURPee> 'as catholics we don't question. we just accept'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262648
text:
  (Smidge|Proggin) Someone's been usin' my computer...
  (Smidge|Proggin) They tainted it by visiting aol.com
  (Smidge|Proggin) I feel violated


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262743
text:
  <StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would
  recommend in #opera, turns out it's about the browser


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262804
text:
  <+kyo> meixcans are quiet fancy in tehir names, are teh not?
  <@Squirrel> yeah
  <@Squirrel> their names make less sense than anyone else's
  <@Squirrel> it's like
  <@Squirrel> MIGUEL OF THE CROSS
  <+rutabaga> its compensation for their non fancyness in
  baithing
  <+rutabaga> and general hygine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262855
text:
  <mrs> ontariom the phone is for you
  <sully> OntarioM is
  ~Ontario@CPE************.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com * Toronto
  Man
  <sully> OntarioM on #toronto #phonesex #masturbation
  <sully> Coincidence?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910471
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262903
text:
  <Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms
  <Rivorus> and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz
  I'm the only one in the room


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910471
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.262949
text:
  <Starchild> Someone say something clever/interesting/
  homoerotic, I'm bored.
  *** Starchild was kicked by Defcon (All your base are belong
  to gay men. Sex.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263048
text:
  <Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at
  3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim
  and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and
  says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and
  walks off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263144
text:
  <SO|Rancor> go use one of them stupid translators
  <SO|Rancor> i used one once for spanish
  class...............and the teacher almost got me kicked out
  of school for accidentally saying your a fat old man who loves
  cock
  <SO|Rancor> but the sentence in english was the man owned some
  chickens:-/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263215
text:
  <Nate> i have a big problem suddenly
  <Nate> i just went to scratch myself
  <Nate> had superglue on my hand and didn't realize it
  <Nate> my left hand is now superglued somewhere very bad
  <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Remember, twisting motions will
  overstress the glue, hopefully before it overstresses you.
  Weirdo_God_of_Insanity is suddenly GLAD he cannot see Nate
  right now.
  <Nate> .......
  <Nate> oh god
  <Nate> that hurt..
  <Nate> cccc
  <Nate> cccc
  <Nate> dammit
  <Nate> my fingers now glued to the c key
  <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Well, that's gotta be an improvement,
  really.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910473
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263267
text:
  <Mae|str0m>
  fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
  <Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
  <Mae|str0m> FUCK.
  <Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910473
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263318
text:
  <Jeeeeebus> plus i got jedis to give me hound jobs..
  <LDM> hound jobs = beastality?
  <Jeeeeebus> HAND!! HAND!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263424
text:
  <trempy63> is anybody else having trouble with yahoo being
  slow?
  <tlc2000FOR> YES
  <deimon_xtr> it's not just slow, but jerk off to slow music
  slow
  <deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
  <deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
  <deimon_xtr> jerk your wanker
  <deimon_xtr> while waiting on yahoo
  <deimon_xtr> ......


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263525
text:
  <Haunter> Some ultra-Christian girl said "Jesus loves you" to
  me today, and I said "Just me?"  She said, "No, he loves
  everyone."  So I collapsed in fake tears and started wailing,
  yelling "What kind of a healthy relationship is THAT supposed
  to be?  I gave 15 years of my life to that man, and he's going
  around loving EVERYONE?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263567
text:
  equate976: omg
  equate976: never
  equate976: ever
  equate976: no matter what
  equate976: ever
  equate976: use the soap and washcloth method
  equate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass
  insulation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263626
text:
  <jero`> i just had a breakthrough thought. haha.
  <jero`> i was watching irc
  <jero`> and yanno when it comes down to it, it looks like the
  matrix
  <jero`> like buncha windows open
  <jero`> chat scrolling here.. there
  <jestix> when it comes right down to it
  <jestix> you have to accept one fact.
  <jestix> there IS no irc.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263673
text:
  <@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm
  while we were playing chess
  <@SD_Liddo-chan> -_-


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263727
text:
  <Gau|Gone> bahaa
  <Gau|Gone> i stroll into living room
  <Gau|Gone> and my bro has a girl over
  <Gau|Gone> so i'm like "hmmmm prolly should have put on pants
  today!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910476
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263819
text:
  <prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday
  <prence> i didnt know i had used it before
  <prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.263962
text:
  <Gartt> hows the job hunt going?
  <Lubey> lol not too great
  <Lubey> theres sod all
  <Gartt> I hear mcdonalds are looking for hard working
  enthusiastic individuals
  <Lubey> id cook my own dick before working in a mcdonalds
  * Kittie-Ash hands Lubey a small guillotine
  <Lubey> small?!?!?!?!!??!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264012
text:
  <Guilty> I was in this half-sleep exhausted haze
  <Guilty> I was talking to Jesus
  <Guilty> In my delusions
  <c-rOCK> the guy who mows your lawn?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264098
text:
  <alexandhisteninchlink> you're not witty
  <alexandhisteninchlink> and you have no life.
  <alexandhisteninchlink> Hack me.
  <Cowface> Uh. I did not hack anybody or anything.
  <alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you're
  worth.
  <alexandhisteninchlink> Being that you're worth nothing,
  <alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you'll ever
  be worth.
  <alexandhisteninchlink> DO NOT challenge me.
  <alexandhisteninchlink> I'm not as easy as the rest.
  <Cowface> I don't even know who you are. @_@
  (ten second pause)
  <alexandhisteninchlink> I'm more than you'll ever be,
  <alexandhisteninchlink> and that's all you ever need to know.
  *** alexandhisteninchlink has quit IRC (Quit:)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264152
text:
  <_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
  <_Riddler_> and I got this boner
  <_Riddler_> I dunno
  <_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
  <IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264201
text:
  <sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I
  see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing
  saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're
  here to save the whales"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264259
text:
  <Snow> If Grand Theft Auto isn't mankind's greatest invention,
  I don't know what is.
  <Snow> I just flew around the city in an Apache attack
  helicopter firing missiles and random cars. And when I got
  bored of that, I stole some guys motorcycle, rode 120mph
  across town to a nightclub, where I picked up $10,000, walked
  inside, and fired a minigun into the crowd, liquifying
  everyone inside.
  <Snow> And then I picked up a new suit and went home and
  called it a day.
  <dano> i love how accurate its portrayal of the 1980s
  night-life is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264308
text:
  <cbatoday> my friend walked in on me having sex on his bed
  last night
  <Nemoso> was he pissed?
  <cbatoday> well yea, it was with his girlfriend :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264356
text:
  <TenBaseT> This computer lab is 47.54 degrees F
  <TenBaseT> christ.
  <TenBaseT> I coult type with my nipples.
  * ataX hits /clear


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264402
text:
  <jillium> oh, yeah, I think I remember that site.  Literary
  criticism and essays, right?
  <anomaly> heh, well it was a personal site about a teen
  wanting a boob job.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910480
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264502
text:
  <Shuichi> but i'm an optimist
  <Slick_Wil> so glass half full then?
  <Shuichi> are you implying i have a drinking problem
  Slick_Wil?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264558
text:
  <Anatole> Drug money supports terrorism. Oil money supports
  terrorism. Tax money supports terrorism.
  <Anatole> I just cut out the middlemen and write a check each
  week for ten dollars, made out to "TERRORISM."
  <Ein> sweet
  <Ein> where do I mail my check?
  <Anatole> Wherever. The terrorists will find it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264612
text:
  <fRaz0r> there was a guy who ran into a bank with a gun and
  shouted freeze mother stickers this is a fuckup
  <JennyRae> did he get any money?
  <fRaz0r> all the people in the bank just laughed and he ran
  off embarrased lol
  <JennyRae> darn... he didnt get any money.....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910482
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264706
text:
  <Caveman> fuck...father in law had company this past
  weekend...including his friends like 17 or 18 year old
  daughter
  <Caveman> and da bitch didnt even use the bathroom with the
  hidden cam


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910482
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264796
text:
  <AdmiralPJ> I can predict things before they happen
  <AdmiralPJ> yes i know
  <ari> That's precognition, not telepathy
  <ari> Ah, damnit...
  <ari> Good one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910482
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264852
text:
  <McCheese> Under da sea...
  <McCheese> Hi McCheese, how ya doin?
  McCheese (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now
  known as Bobbie
  <Bobbie> I'm doing fine
  Bobbie (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now
  known as McCheese
  <McCheese> oh shit, I screwed that up :)
  <McCheese> BAH, I mean :(
  <@Technogeek> Get help.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910483
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264904
text:
  <Squinky> Are all Vietnamese people named Nguyen or something?
  <Sopabuena> Yes
  <Squinky> I know about 8 with that last name, but none with a
  different one
  <Sopabuena> If you go to Vietnam and shout "NGUYEN" everyone
  will look at you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910483
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.264952
text:
  * boricua4life slaps Sholin
  <Sholin> oh really
  <boricua4life> yea
  <Sholin> .up
  *** BFServ sets mode: +o Sholin
  *** boricua4life has left #bf1942


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910483
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265016
text:
  <overandoutcaptn> get em out
  <maxim|away> yeah kate
  <maxim|away> if your mum can
  <maxim|away> SO CAN YOU!
  <maxim|away> (=
  <overandoutcaptn> yeah get some mother daughter porn action
  going
  <overandoutcaptn> that'll fetch big bucks
  <Bang`Bang> hahaha, yeah, it does
  <Bang`Bang> i mean.. it will...
  <Bang`Bang> :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910484
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265064
text:
  [16:50] <slammes> you know that the difficult part is not to
  avoid porn. that is easy. but to say no to your own dick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910484
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265154
text:
  <Ophelia>: I had college once, but I drank a lot of fluids and
  got a lot of rest and eventually it was cured.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910485
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265260
text:
  <Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing
  lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings
  or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their
  freedom of speech I don't know what is.
  <Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution
  doesn't extend to schools.
  <Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the
  union then, right?
  <Joe_> It could work..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910485
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265371
text:
  <Spooky> CUNT
  <Spooky> Variation on the game fuck (qv), where you have to
  say "cunt" and get louder and louder.
  <Spooky> Use "fatty" near to fat people for a softer version
  <Spooky> as it's not really offensive except to the fat
  person, and fat people can't really punch you because their
  fingers are like cushions.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265507
text:
  wildcanary55: go away
  xzet27: why?
  wildcanary55: I'm working
  xzet27: this is ur boyfriend
  wildcanary55: this is your girlfriend's mother!
  xzet27: o
  xzet27: sry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265561
text:
  *** Villager has joined #akpcep
  <Villager> damn AOL
  <Joshua> ...
  <Alexander> hi vill
  <Joshua> jesus shit!
  <Joshua> you ARE using AOL!
  <Joshua> i thought you were joking...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265617
text:
  <nukem82> so, yesterday my msn contact list was full
  <nukem82> and i decided it was time for a major purge
  <nukem82> "anyone who i havent met in real life, is getting
  deleted"
  <nukem82> bad mistake
  <hyperm0rphz> .....
  <nukem82> the only contacts online are my dad and my msn
  bot.....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265663
text:
  <Nex> Damn it I feel ill since I told that window cleaner
  bloke I didnt want to buy any cleaning fluid
  <Nex> I bet he was a gypo and now I am cursed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265713
text:
  <AnarKii> does Cel300 is fast?
  <AnarKii> nyway
  <AnarKii> where I could found NAME + romz ?
  <AnarKii> pleazzzzzzzzzzzz


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265808
text:
  <wahnsinn> $4000 for a couch?
  <griff> you could feed some kid in africa for TEN YEARS for
  that couch
  <Mo> but could you sit on him afterward?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.265902
text:
  <geckosenator> my new approach to optimizing is comment random
  lines of code out and check speed and verify the results are
  still correct


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266007
text:
  <burn_prom_girl> our frigde is outside because we got our
  kitchen tiled
  <burn_prom_girl> and its in a puddle of water
  <burn_prom_girl> thats bad right ?
  <burn_prom_girl> and i shouldnt step in the water around the
  frigde ?
  <burn_prom_girl> its plugged in
  <ikari> water doesnt conduct electricity
  <ikari> it's an urban myth
  <ikari> go dance in the puddle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266055
text:
  <Ashley`> thats the first example of sex with a birdhouse ive
  ever seen
  <[Rabite]> second here
  <[Rabite]> but definately the funnier of the two


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266112
text:
  <Dracon> I saw a mormon crash his bike into a power pole
  <Dracon> that was grand :D
  <NaKeD> LOL
  <html> heHaHehAHehAeh :D
  <Dracon> I walked past and said "Not even God saw that one
  coming... well done tiger!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266158
text:
  <E-vangelist> I just realized I've been running my laptop all
  day with drugs all in the pcmcia and memory slots


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266257
text:
  <GBD> I like you, I like you a lot.
  <Judge> dude, we have never meant, how can you like me?
  <GBD> I don't know.  I just have no real friends, so I thought
  maybe you and I could be friends.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266299
text:
  *** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of
  the child in a tattered, cum-soaked, Care Bears bed sheet.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266345
text:
  <DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of
  hairstyles?
  <DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie
  star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266400
text:
  * rabid_si is going AFK.
  * rabid_si is now known as rabid_si[AFK]
  <DopeHat> Rabid is going to anally fist Kao.
  <rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now DopeHat.
  * because_he_is_busy_wanking has joined #infinity
  <because_he_is_busy_wanking> Rabid
  <rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now
  because_he_is_busy_wanking.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266452
text:
  <Ksosez> i fucking hate ADD
  <jesus_X> As in Attention
  <jesus_X> Attention Deficit, something...
  <Ksosez> Disorder
  <jesus_X> What?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266504
text:
  <JediDrunkenLlama> YES!
  <JediDrunkenLlama> YES YES YES!
  <JediDrunkenLlama> score one for the JDL.
  <JediDrunkenLlama> I just convinced a telemarketer that I'm
  female.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266551
text:
  <slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders
  <slacker> you think about shit like...mountains


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266649
text:
  <Chafey> Macgyver hates the french
  <Chafey> He's all like "I'll build a submarine out of this
  dried camel shit, damned french"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266752
text:
  <cornbread> The last time I got an SMS from a chick, it said
  'i h8 u fgt.'
  <cornbread> I shit you not.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266810
text:
  <blaxthos> this just in
  <blaxthos> waiting on long sql queries < *
  <beakman> write better queries.
  <beakman> :D
  <loon> OH SNAP
  <loon> point - beakman
  <blaxthos> deleting 17million rows takes a long time no matter
  how you slice it
  <loon> finally removing all the racist quotes on bash.org?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266858
text:
  <KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me?
  <Tsunamio> Yes
  <Sivako|Morrowind> especially if you have the nude patch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266908
text:
  <Sloan|Eat> Aquaman's ancient nemesis is Captain Highliner.
  <Goonigoogoo> Aquaman's ancient nemesis is sand


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.266961
text:
  <Clockwork> You know.. The complexity of an N64 controller and
  sensitivity of that analong stick, not to mention the hidden Z
  button, is alot like a woman..
  <Dekan-> Except for the love and affection and sex. And tits.
  And vagina. Yeah I'd say it's pretty much the n64
  controller...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267010
text:
  <BlackDeth> i was playin CS
  <BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a
  tank
  <BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267059
text:
  <@Rask> ... oh man
  <@Rask> The next version of TCP/IP
  <@Rask> Must replace SYN and ACK
  <@Rask> with ORLY and YARLY


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267122
text:
  <klafka> Penis-enlargement pills contain a less-than-sexy dose
  of bacteria and other contaminants
  <Tecato> What's some contaminants when it comes to a bigger
  penis?
  <klafka> what if your penis turns green?
  <Tecato> Will it be big?
  <klafka> monstrous
  <Tecato> Then you could name it Hulk.
  <Tecato> And before you have sex you could scream "HULK SMASH!
  "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267174
text:
  <kmad> someone should make insecure-or-not.com
  <kmad> and instead of 1-10
  <kmad> it would just have a 'yes'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910495
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267226
text:
  <Ein|sk00l> Goddammit.
  <Ein|sk00l> Is it too much to ask for ONE hot shower a week?
  <Staberinde> Yes
  <Staberinde> But then I live in California
  <Staberinde> Where its too much to ask for electricity at
  least once a week


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910496
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267279
text:
  <DAL9000> man real life sucks
  <Spec-Chum> sure does
  <DAL9000> excellent graphics, no gameplay.
  <Spec-Chum> like most games :p
  <mcarp> my score is low


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910496
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267324
text:
  <zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of
  mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like
  7 months ago, it sucked.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267473
text:
  < ispiked> I really hate how these ads have girls in them with
  their locations based on your ip address.
  < ispiked> the same girls live in raleigh and in
  winston-salem, apparently.
  < shaldannon> lol
  < shaldannon> they ...uh.... get around


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267526
text:
  <JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just
  weird.
  <DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267576
text:
  *** Malrothien was kicked by Malrothien (this rooms too ghey
  for me)
  <Mardom> whoa shit
  <Mardom> you can kick yourself?
  <Mardom> thats deep


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267644
text:
  * Fireball kicks his computer.. why won't you mount the ipod?
  <nica> maybe it's not interested?
  <William> :^D
  <nica> maybe a bit of wine and some candle light? ;)
  <Puppeteer> Fire- Uhm... it's not a Mac?
  <nica> KillJoy says, "maybe it's having troubles... viagra?"
  <William> Show it porn of Yum, the iMac girl?
  <nica> =D
  * Fireball grumbles... perverts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267695
text:
  <sequence> Finally, in 1976, the Court held that
  discrimination against men was just as much a violation of the
  Constitution as discrimination against women. This decision
  involved an Oklahoma statute permitting women to buy beer at
  the age of 18 but denying men the same right until they
  reached the age of 21.
  <sequence> i wonder what the reasoning for that law was
  <Blaxthos> uh
  <Blaxthos> drunk girls put out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267742
text:
  evilada: damn girls are too confusing about what they want
  from guys
  lantern: Well they certainly know what they dont want
  lantern: see now i'm tall, but not athletic, i don't have a
  full head of hair
  lantern: so bam three strikes
  evilada: girls dont work like baseball
  evilada: if they did, everyone would cheer if you stole second
  base when no one was looking
  evilada: and thats the complete opposite of what happens,
  trust me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267798
text:
  <TK-Work> Don't know if I should get 1 1,000 watt fog machine
  or 2 700 watt fag machines.
  <Ouroboros> Whoa.
  <Ouroboros> fag machines?
  <Ouroboros> What do those do?
  <TK-Work> bend over the trick or treaters as they come to the
  door


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267855
text:
  <kuribo> i guess if i spent less time deathmatching i'd have a
  woman
  <kuribo> but deathmatching is free
  <kuribo> fragging > sex
  <WildPegasus> Fragging is kind of like sex. If you do them
  right, goo goes everywhere.
  <kuribo> pretty much, peg... and just like sex, after you're
  done fragging, you can just leave the server if you want, or
  stick around for another round


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267910
text:
  <theGaurav x45>  yo i got
  <theGaurav x45>  Microsoft Office 2007
  <theGaurav x45>  greatest thing ever invented
  <theGaurav x45>  so amazing
  <theGaurav x45>  it took me 15 minutes to find spellcheck
  <theGaurav x45>  but still
  <theGaurav x45>  amazing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.267954
text:
  milnarmo: damn i'm never gonna get a fishing license
  milnarmo: lucky i already have my phishing license
  darkwing14: what?
  milnarmo: please enter your credit card number and expiration
  date to continue this conversation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268009
text:
  * Cassa gets naked and covers herself in blood from her
  missing fingernail
  <utopian> "It looks like you're writing a letter"
  <@DumHed> ok utop that is officially the funniest thing you've
  ever said


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268065
text:
  [n] Join [sam]-[sam@sam.name] has joined #0secadmin
  <m0zzie> uhh sam, who are you and who gave you the key?
  <sam> i am sam and i didnt need a key :-)
  <m0zzie> hmm.. this is a private channel, please fuck off. :)
  [n] Mode [m0zzie]-[+b *!*sam@sam.name]
  <lynx> m0z, meet sam, the server admin :/
  <m0zzie> oh fuck.
  [n] Mode [m0zzie]-[-b *!*sam@sam.name]
  <m0zzie> me love you long time? :>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268107
text:
  KeithX: Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women.
  Keithx: Can women block pop ups for you? No.
  Keithx: Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268154
text:
  <AlmightyBob> I built a tesla coil for electronics in high
  school. It worked once. It's entire construction connsumated
  in one arc of electricity to to my lab partners left ass
  cheek.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268205
text:
  <DSmooth> u guys see Moby got beat up in Boston?
  <DSmooth> i guess now if you are a superfan of an artist
  <DSmooth> you stalk them
  <DSmooth> then beat them up
  <DSmooth> to show respect


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268297
text:
  Liz: id like to have something else :-P
  katie: lol
  katie: i would too
  katie: like 5 seconds with him
  katie: even 5 milliseconds
  Liz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex
  Liz: is that even a full thrust?
  katie: 1/2 of one
  Liz: mmmm, half thrust


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268366
text:
  <Mog> Anyone else having extreme AIM problems?
  <Seifer> Nope.
  <rabid_si[FFX]> Yeah. I can't seem to fuckin' pee in the bowl
  today. >:
  <rabid_si[FFX]> It's all up the fuckin' walls.
  <rabid_si[FFX]> Er...
  <rabid_si[FFX]> Oh.
  <Mog> ...
  <Seifer> Lol.
  <rabid_si[FFX]> You mean AOL Instant Messenger.
  <rabid_si[FFX]> Right...
  * rabid_si[FFX] whistles.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268408
text:
  Chris: im looking at the stileporn popup
  Chris: and this girl looks like my sister =/
  Propain: Hrmmm
  Propain: Bet yer beating off to it right now
  Chris: yeah =/
  Chris: well, its not REALLY her
  Propain: lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268456
text:
  (zarkonite): im totally addicted to bash.org
  (MikeWork): i'm totally addicted to this funny white powder i
  found tons of in a gym bag jammed behind a stall at the
  bus-station's bathroom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268505
text:
  <DonMuttoni_> what do you do when you've fallen in love with
  your best friends ex after shooting her down, sending him to
  the hospital with a drug overdose, and then running over her
  deaf cat.... all two weeks before you leave the continent....?
  <KingOfAll> Leave a fortnight early.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268554
text:
  Joins: StubbornBitch
  (~bocazas@3eb8f587.20db5883.ss.shawcable.net)
  <Analu> Dude! Every woman I've ever known just entered the
  chat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268601
text:
  <CaSe-> mines this big
  [-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]

  <Commando^> Your dick has wordwrap?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268649
text:
  <Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to
  eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy
  with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me
  yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring
  his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing,
  and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing
  up.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268703
text:
  <daimonic> i was standing in the kitchen waiting for my toast
  for about 2 minutes
  <daimonic> stoned out of my head so i just stood there looking
  at the toaster
  <daimonic> then when it finally was done it gave me some
  fright
  <daimonic> fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268798
text:
  <nastsm0m> jakob do me a favor?
  <nastsm0m> never get married
  <nastsm0m> never breed
  <nastsm0m> in fact don't even date
  <Greylark> don't ever leave your room
  <nastsm0m> yeah that either
  <jakob> you just described my life... :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268845
text:
  <lasereyes> im looking at that dazzle mpeg2.. but its like 350
  bucks
  <finneas> can you put a price on quality piracy?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268891
text:
  * unexpected joins the room!
  <unexpected> oh shit gotta go
  * unexpected left the game.
  <Chimerasame> well that was unexpected.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268939
text:
  [idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic
  [idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner
  [idlez-] [Trik] faggot
  [idlez-] > no
  [idlez-] > when you scan it
  [idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910506
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.268982
text:
  Dr SpaZZo: Simpsons isnt that good anymore
  TwilightKnight00: its still good!
  Dr SpaZZo: Its just a little sucky, its still good, its still
  good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910506
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269023
text:
  Denomination: i almost read a whole pamphlet about child abuse
  Kristen: why?
  Denomination: it had pictures


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269088
text:
  <JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot.
  <JDigital> *Dancer
  <MrSede> A dance bot..?
  <MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes?
  <MrSede> ..while telling the weather
  <Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)>  It's fucking hot!
  <MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*]
  with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain
  <MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the
  News more often


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269147
text:
  <Surtur> so.. i saw david bowie two nights ago...
  <Surtur> t'was good.
  <|Wolf|> in concert?
  <Surtur> oh yeah.
  <|Wolf|> disregard what i just asked
  <Surtur> no just walked into my bathroom and there he was, in
  the tub!
  <AlumaSqrl> hahaha
  <AlumaSqrl> floating face down


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269205
text:
  <KBC> "Welcome to America. You can easily find someone to
  shoot you to put you out of your misery by screaming NIGGER
  anywhere if you're white"
  <Goonigoogoo > and if you're black?
  <KBC> scream out "I'M BLACK!" and some police will shoot you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910508
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269249
text:
  <BeerLuver> My name is Osama....I sleep with a llama.....I
  masterbate with AK, lubing it up with my jizz is OK...macking
  the taliban, hoes suckin me off man....camels be bumpin, from
  my mad ass jihad humpin....w3rD biaaaaaaatch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910508
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269292
text:
  (@[UGP]SirSteam) ITS ALL FUCKING FUNNY TIL YOU ARE MARRIED
  (@[UGP]SirSteam) THEN THE LAUGHTER FUCKING ENDS GENTLEMEN
  (@[UGP]SirSteam) BE WARNED
  (@[UGP]SirSteam) oh hi honey i was just talkin to the gu
  ?? quit: ([UGP]SirSteam) (~ssmith@SirScoots.user.gamesnet)
  (Read error: EOF from client)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910508
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269345
text:
  <smee> "Omochannel.com also sells a vibrator equipped with a
  video camera at its tip. The product can be attached to a TV
  or video and provides a more in-depth view of the area where
  it's used. "
  <smee> LOOK MUM I'M ON TV!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910508
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269386
text:
  sumgirl4eva12: you are the whitest person i know
  sumgirl4eva12: stop
  holdmeback3322: collaborate and listen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269482
text:
  * [-SeaN-] has joined #@home
  <[-SeaN-]> wat up mang0s
  <MrWhippy> shutup assface
  <[-SeaN-]> :(
  * [-SeaN-] has left #@home


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269585
text:
  <erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better
  programmer than that faggot bill gates...
  <shadowylight> really... THATS COOL...
  <erkdrvn666> Hold on a sec, someones at door
  <shadowylight> wutever
  ::: .signoff@8.53p> erkdrvn66
  (miyagi@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca);
  <shadowylight> erik?!
  <shadowylight> brb kalling erik
  <weezelpunk> sure thing buddy
  <shadowylight> weird his phone is disconnected......


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910510
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269676
text:
  <mrempire> humm
  <mrempire> -7% burning an iso here
  <mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910510
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269737
text:
  <Koobze> hiii
  <Koobze> I'm kind of angry at my friends... I paid the $50 for
  the hair bleach and dye, since one or two of them were
  supposed to join me and split the cost, and yet they're not
  and I'm stuck with all that cost.
  <Fat-Burrick> and gay hair
  <Koobze> hheh
  <Koobze> yeah, it's pretty gay
  <Koobze> just adds insult to injury


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269791
text:
  <WaterBomb> Actually, your penis is one of the cleanest parts
  of your body, since it receives little or no exposure to dirt
  and bacteria.
  <WaterBomb> So, in theory, sucking your own dick is healthier
  than sucking your thumb
  <Clicky_Pen> ...
  <NickWhiz1> ...
  <LavosPhoenix> ...
  <Melkor> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269842
text:
  <JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes
  <moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars
  <JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight
  guys there


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.269884
text:
  VerusMaya: my business card :-P
  VerusMaya: I have 75 or so business cards printed
  VerusMaya: 50 going out with flyers around neighborhood
  PooMaster451: gheeey
  VerusMaya: pssh
  PooMaster451: you should sell lemonade too
  VerusMaya: haha
  PooMaster451: 25 cents a glass
  PooMaster451: on the street corner
  PooMaster451: like THE WHORE YOU ARE
  VerusMaya: o_O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270030
text:
  * kaori hugs Corey as a friend.
  <Surago> how else do you hug someone?
  <kaori> There are
  <kaori> different ways
  <kaori> to hug people
  <Surago> A very friendly hug consists of you hugging my legs
  while you suck my penis?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270101
text:
  <ColeW> heh, i just had to tackle my brother
  <ColeW> he tried to look at my internet history =(
  <obithrawn> How old is he?
  <ColeW> ummm....13..14...
  <ColeW> one of those
  <obithrawn> Oh, good move then.
  <ColeW> i was like, why is he racing towards the
  computer....OH SHIT!
  <Yawgatog> I think it's time you and he had a chat about the
  Bird Maidens and the Killer Bees
  <ColeW> no one will ever know about my hairy underaged russian
  transexual fetish
  <ColeW> ...
  <ColeW> did i just say that out loud?
  <CrazyLich> no you typed it
  <ColeW> oh...phew
  * CrazyLich copy + pastes quote.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270159
text:
  <[OsP]Magus> Awesome, my font is back to normal
  <[OsP]Magus> Okay, this is getting to be nifty
  <[OsP]Magus> Only things that'll still take some getting used
  to are the channels on the bottom, and in alphabetical order
  <Crazy-Man-Dan> lol
  <Crazy-Man-Dan> Geek alert
  <Crazy-Man-Dan> Magus redecorated IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270253
text:
  <padnaebaen> fuck me i love irc
  <spanky> yes, its the distilled essence of humanity
  <spanky> without the odour


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270303
text:
  <Lugie> how do i look at a downloaded file
  <Paw> open your eyes
  <Lugie> where can i find it now thats its downlosaded
  <Paw> hit alt + F4 to open your last downloaded program
  Quits [Lugie]: (Lugie@AC852723.ipt.aol.com) (Quit:)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270446
text:
  <s___> nair is scary
  <s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the
  grocery store
  <s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270495
text:
  <bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent
  thing to talk to me.
  <bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270551
text:
  <Nookadum> Microsoft plans to disclose 385 pieces of computer
  code and internal operating rules, previously kept secret,
  that outside developers can use to write programs to run on
  Windows.
  <Nookadum> 385 pieces of code...
  <Nookadum> WTF do they mean by 385 pieces of code?
  <Fraggy> "take one down, pass it around!"
  <Fraggy> "384 pieces of code on the page....."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270703
text:
  <lagmagnet> I forgot I downloaded the best of the 70s disco
  * lagmagnet burns out to cd to listen on the train tomorrow
  <BBQ_69> "best of 70s disco"  dude, you got ripped.. there is
  no such thing!
  <lagmagnet> hah fuck off :) 70s disco rocks :)
  <BBQ_69> yeah, but then you run out of cocaine
  <lagmagnet> true
  <lagmagnet> :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910516
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270842
text:
  [Jack SkeIIington] my knees have rugburns
  [Jack SkeIIington] from giving out endless blowjobs
  [p-iv] wear knee-pads
  [rahahda] "job interview pads"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270931
text:
  RageOmega: my gf's father yelled at me when he found out i
  took her virginity, i told him it wouldnt happen again and he
  let me off the hook


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.270983
text:
  <Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things
  <Spud> Or fap
  <Tetrad> same thing basically


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271069
text:
  <Tinkymamma> I think the downfall of my popularity at school
  was when I humped my best friend to show some other kids how
  tigers mate.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271117
text:
  <jkl> umm.. I felt a slight fastening of my heartbeat...
  <jkl> but that coulda been cause i farted :\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271162
text:
  [st-packing-car] going and doing errands
  [st-packing-car] collecting what I need
  [MrFootsy`] oh
  [st-packing-car] dump, bank and letting the kids put bottles
  and cans in the redemption machine
  [MrFootsy`] never seen one of those
  [st-packing-car] well you just haven't lived
  [MrFootsy`] a redemption machine...those catholics sure have
  embraced technology
  [st-packing-car] lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271211
text:
  <Jack> I hit a new low today
  <Jack> I claimed lag when I tipped over a cup as I was
  reaching for it
  <Jack> out loud.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271354
text:
  <Jedi_Vader20> anyone know where I can find some goo pr0n?
  <PuffinFreshWog> have you tried the internet?
  <Jedi_Vader20> whoops


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271408
text:
  <jon_> fear my house
  <jon_> http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=europe&
  scale=1000&X=507550&Y=171600&width=700&height=410&gride=507564
  &gridn=171624
  <mike> did you need planning permission for the red circle?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271461
text:
  <cj_> i hate it when someone at work has to point out to me
  that my
  shirt is both inside out and backwards.
  <jej> is it?
  <cj_> it is.
  <cj_> i pulled the whole Fashion Statement routine..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271506
text:
  Some cool info: Tibeten monks, after twenty years or so of
  practise in the Himalaya, control their brain stem - they can
  control their heart beat, blood pressure etc.  After thirty
  years they can connect to the internet purely by meditation,
  setting TCP stacks in their neurons and stuff.  Right now I am
  chatting with a monk who is sitting naked in an ice storm on
  his towel, his only possesion.  He's using ipv6.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910520
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271556
text:
  <munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc?
  <Statto> it auto bans aol
  <Statto> which is racist
  <munk> hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271635
text:
  <komies> It got dead in here.
  <komies> Riech, tell me a story.
  <Shish> make it have pirates in it!
  <Riech> Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island
  after a shipwreck.
  <Riech> Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they
  all make a deal.
  <Riech> Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a
  time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her
  and so on.
  <komies> Five pirates and one woman? Seems like my kind of
  island.
  <Riech> All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman
  gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each
  week.
  <Riech> The situation works wonderfully for five years. When
  the woman suddenly dies...
  <Riech> The first week after wasn't too bad.
  <Riech> The second week was getting sort of bad.
  <Riech> The third week was getting pretty bad.
  <Riech> The fourth week was really bad.
  <Riech> The fifth week was horrible!
  <Riech> By the sixth week it was unbearable...
  <Riech> ...
  <Riech> ...
  <Riech> So they buried her.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271685
text:
  <Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
  <JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
  <JtHM> (not to scale)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271735
text:
  <f|ywork> 1 of our students has got himself in a spot of
  bother. He booked out a dv cam and a firewire hard drive from
  the helpdesk, then videoed some chick giving him head and
  forgot to delete it from the hd when he returned it
  <TBBwork> do u have a copy of this video?
  <f|ywork> it's rendering in premiere as we speak


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271831
text:
  <CG> I just fell asleep watching the tennis
  <CG> all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the
  two girls on tv
  <CG> sounded alright ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271878
text:
  culturejammer: you know what pennies are AWESOME for?
  culturejammer: throwing at cats
  culturejammer: it only costs a single penny
  culturejammer: and they'll either chase it, or get hit by it
  and look pissed off
  culturejammer: i now use that system to value prices of things
  culturejammer: for example, a thirty dollar game has to be at
  least as awesome as three thousand catpennies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271933
text:
  <Mikado`> 128's were down to 70 1.5 months ago
  <JohnnyBra> 1.5 months???
  <JohnnyBra> when the hell did we start talking in decimals!
  <mankindJB> 2.3 minutes ago


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.271984
text:
  <Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something
  <cHIKa`> I do pig hunt
  <cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272048
text:
  <MrBeanTroll> ah, San Francisco Personal Ads
  <Ocean-Saurian> What aobut 'em?
  <MrBeanTroll> you will never find a more retched hive of scum
  and villiany
  <MrBeanTroll> I must be careful
  <MrBeanTroll> "I'm looking for a cute strong guy with a truck
  to help me move a couch from Dolores Park to Oakland some time
  this week during the evening. I'll buy you dinner afterwards.
  Picture required."
  <MrBeanTroll> "you must be THIS hot to move my furniture"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272100
text:
  Aquillar> hey, you guys ever play kmem russian roulette?
  Agnostos> I don't believe I have. care to explain the details?
  Aquillar> dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/kmem bs=1 count=1 seek=
  $RANDOM
  Aquillar> keep executing until system crashes
  Aquillar> person that crashes system has to buy beer
  Agnostos> lol
  Agnostos> I wonder if I can sneak that into a server startup
  script here.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272148
text:
  <berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral
  sex
  <Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910524
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272264
text:
  <LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
  <LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
  <LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not
  stupid you know"
  <LordChewy> "i know dad"
  <LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
  <LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes
  and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent
  faxes"
  <LordChewy> and he just shut up
  <kingKahn> what is it?
  <LordChewy> its his porn folder


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910524
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272310
text:
  <JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a
  1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD
  from Pyoko.org.
  <Zaratustra> DO I LOOK LIKE GETRIGHT TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272378
text:
  <Spazz> I've been voting down submissions on bash.org
  <Spazz> I hate it when people send their own fawking
  punchlines.
  <Gyokuran> XD
  <Spazz> NEVER send your own quote.
  <Spazz> Unless you're not saying the punchline.
  <Gyokuran> Hey, that would be a decent one
  <Spazz> It'd make a better bumper sticker.
  <Spazz> Then I could wrap it around a pipe and beat those
  people up with it.  :D
  <Gyokuran> >:
  <Spazz> xD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272525
text:
  <N> which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and
  five ARE thirteen?
  <Joker> Neither.
  <Joker> Because it's twelve.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910526
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272568
text:
  [xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings
  [xmas_hate] ya i hate when i only download clips of porn too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910526
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272623
text:
  <Tomalak> Pregnancy from rape is extremely rare.
  <DarkYouth> But here you are, eh Tomalak?
  <Tomalak> I wouldn't say what your dad did to your mom was
  strictly consensual, DY. If a sheep runs away, it doesn't mean
  "keep on going".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272777
text:
  <d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just
  compiled?
  <|89|> hell yeah
  I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89|
  <d4d5d6> open it
  |89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead)
  <d4d5d6> haha what a tool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272823
text:
  <Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE
  <rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272873
text:
  <mota> I WAS RIGHT
  <mota> they have her bent over the tennis net
  <mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt
  <mota> and tennis balls up her ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272919
text:
  <AGaeris> With her gone, now Breathe is the only girl-type
  left for me to talk to in here.
  <@Breathe> Who said you could talk to me?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.272973
text:
  <Effyis> oh crap...
  <Effyis> i just dropped the dip on the floor
  <gleep> Oh, well.  Someone help KarbonCopy back up.
  <KarbonCopy> me back up?
  <KarbonCopy> what?
  <KarbonCopy> HEY!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273027
text:
  <piercings> A programmer started to cuss
  <piercings> Because getting to sleep was a fuss
  <piercings> As he lay there in bed
  <piercings> Looping 'round in his head
  <piercings> was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273091
text:
  <vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language.
  <agent_rot> i dont like it
  <vmob_babe> why is that?
  <agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever
  are "bordo"
  <vmob_babe> hmm.
  <agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell
  you!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273142
text:
  <Molson> Yeah...Good idea
  <Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell
  <Molson> I see it now:   Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a
  month
  <Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are
  ingesting tape worm eggs.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273193
text:
  <Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress?
  <Sekmu> yes.
  <Dr_zapp> and it is....?
  *** Quits: Paco- (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
  *** Quits: Nytefall (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
  *** Quits: PyroGX (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
  *** Quits: liljerk (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
  *** Quits: Karash (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
  *** Quits: _Ender_ (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
  *** Quits: PyroPimp (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
  *** Quits: Sekmu (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
  <Arsentia> This is like when the informer is about to tell the
  detective the identity of the murderer, and then he gets shot.
  :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273243
text:
  <Huan> wtf
  <Huan> some guy stuck a condom over his head and is blowing on
  it
  <pleasant_> haha
  <pleasant_> what a dick head


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273339
text:
  <p1astik> i think i should just dry shave, i mean, the razor
  is just right here and it saves me a trip to the bathroom
  <bugster> but you could get a beer at the same time
  <p1astik> tempting...very tempting....oh..the decisions i have
  to make


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273390
text:
  <drunkers> is your real name gabe?
  <Gabe-33> yes
  <drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel?
  <Gabe-33> no
  <drunker> concider it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910532
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273537
text:
  <DTOX> pmp:  what's funny is that azn dudes are like 4' tall
  and look like ewoks
  <DTOX> it's just funny to see a band of these azns dressed
  like candy ravers walking around the mall speaking god only
  knows what language "yap yap ching chang"
  <DTOX> and then drive their integras back to the forests of
  Endor and worship C3PO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910532
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273588
text:
  (Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there
  (Lanfear) what concert?
  (Deathwing) some guy who plays guitar for commercials
  (zed) Wow, some guy who plays guitar for commercials.
  (Deathwing) zed, he's one of the most famous guitarist in the
  world, actually
  (Deathwing) up there with Joe Satriani, among others
  (Lanfear) that's why you call him 'some guy'?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910533
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273680
text:
  <SPLURGE> bitch tells me i got a drinkin problem
  <SPLURGE> i tell her she has an ugly problem and im tryin to
  make it less obvious
  <SPLURGE> we dont get along so well after that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910533
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273726
text:
  <Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER,
  ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
  <Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273793
text:
  <Temujin> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUCKS COCK
  <Aboshirk> Bingley! Yes, he bites invisible biscuits.
  <Temujin> Does he?
  <Aboshirk> Yes. Watch the BBC thing and you'll see.
  <Temujin> Adam, my mom saw it. Said that Mrs. Bennet's voice
  made her want to smash the TV in.
  <Trucci> violent mom!
  <Aboshirk> That's an accurate response.
  <Temujin> The she said "OH YEAH!" like Randy Savage.
  <Max> then she snapped into a Slim Jim


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273843
text:
  <kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to
  britney spears can be calculated
  <kolby> it never gets old
  <kolby> i think that's what love is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273908
text:
  <RedLeader> So you like ju-jitsu tonight?
  <Cigz> Yea, it was fun but I prefer my judo
  <RedLeader> why, you think all of that throwing people around
  is cooler?
  <Cigz> Ya damn right, the laddies love that stuff
  <RedLeader> ...
  <Cigz> shit, LADIES
  <RedLeader> ba HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  <Cigz> look, let's just keep this our little secret, alright?
  <RedLeader> Sure dude, don't worry about it ;)
  <Cigz> you bastard....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.273960
text:
  [+ForKsTar] I hate doctors
  [+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass
  [+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910535
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274058
text:
  <lech> porn and programming, what could be better
  <antiuser> hmm, a real girl?
  <lech> well that's the source


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910535
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274122
text:
  8:08PM  <Shiznaz> for our senior prank we took about ten
  buckets of white oil paint and painted in 30 foot tall letters
  "GAY PRIDE" on the black tar shingle roof of out school
  <Shiznaz> I went to an all boy's school
  <Shiznaz> you could see the GAY PRIDE from blocks away
  <cornflake> lol
  <Shiznaz> they tried painting the white paint black so you
  wouldn't see it, but the shingles were more grey than
  anything, so it was just as easy to read
  <Shiznaz> I think they've just reshingled it since then
  <Huge_Spatula> I wish I went to an all boys school. All that
  fresh, untapped man ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274168
text:
  <QueNazje> how you people can like classical music and not
  like the environment is disgusting
  <Schwazie> The 1812 Overture reminds me of a explosions used
  in strip mining


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274271
text:
  <mjvh> stupid loose ethernet connection.
  <Turbonutter> ducktape
  <Turbonutter> ducktape is the answer to all life's problems
  <Turbonutter> like beer. except ducktape rarely causes them in
  the first place.
  <zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps
  <Turbonutter> it can do anything but is a pain in the arse to
  use?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274340
text:
  <Stuntman21> DRUM
  <Stuntman21> You're FIRED!
  <Drum-Comicking> What?
  * Drum-Comicking clears out his desk
  <Stuntman21> You're fired. I want you out today.
  * Drum-Comicking (~Drum@dork-63960.tamqfl1.dsl-verizon.net)
  Quit (Quit: )
  <Stuntman21> XD
  <Stuntman21> Oh shit
  <Stuntman21> >_<
  * Project (~MasterKin@65.80.22.dork-26842) Quit (Ping timeout)
  <Six|Hyper> .......
  <Stuntman21> Great now everyone is going on strike! Goddamn
  unions!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274403
text:
  <PhoenixBourne> Ok, so a friend of mine had an AWESOME idea at
  school
  <PhoenixBourne> You know rohyphonol? (whatever the spelling
  is)
  <linforcer> Is he gontna make a trebuchet
  <linforcer> no
  <PhoenixBourne> You know date rape drugs?
  <linforcer> Sure
  <PhoenixBourne> Right, rhyphonol is one of these. It knocks
  you asleep after an hour or two.
  <PhoenixBourne> I should also mention, a side affect of
  rhyphonol is amnesia of events whilst under influence of the
  drug.
  <PhoenixBourne> Now, a friend of mine had this idea:
  1) Prepare ingredients
  2) Take rhyphonol
  3) Bake cake
  4) Fall asleep
  5) ??????
  6) Wake up
  7) CAKE?! CAKE! Where did this come from?!
  <linforcer> SURPRISE CAKE!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274522
text:
  <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
  <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
  <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
  <SPeedY_B> '|
  <SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
  <SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
  <SPeedY_B> |ujhy32'/.|
  <SPeedY_B> ?/'}||}"?;.?
  <SPeedY_B> ..And so ends lesson 1 of : "how to clean the
  keyboard while on IRC"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910538
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274605
text:
  @TokSic:  imagine having 3 terabytes of unreleased porn
  @TokSic:  i would be a billionaire
  @SnypeTEST:  cool!
  @SnypeTEST:  u can be bill gates.... except.... what your
  selling is usefull


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274743
text:
  <nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is
  asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274789
text:
  (McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine
  (McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought
  would be funny to include in my skin graft


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274885
text:
  <A|LOCO> !setinfo #women this is my setinfo, bow down
  -ChanServ- You lack access to #women.
  <A|LOCO> =(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274932
text:
  <pengrate> Because, contrary to Window's opinion, searching
  the internet for ethernet drivers does not go over so well


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.274978
text:
  <tuffy> Its hard to prove one isn't a professional litigious
  bastard while suing someone else for being called that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275065
text:
  tboz86: okay, so... some guy in new york stabbed a 10 month
  old baby last night that was just hanging out in her stroller
  squeamish: was he from New Orleans?
  tboz86: idk, but who stabs a 10 month old
  kimono: a mental case on drugs
  tboz86: seriously, that kid will be scared for life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910541
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275163
text:
  <Boffbowsh> Well, i'll see if my parents would mind taking me
  both ways
  <Boffbowsh> ...
  <Boffbowsh> That sounds so wrong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910541
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275213
text:
  <spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia
  tomorrow ... all my dictionary doesn't have the meaning of
  leet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910541
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275260
text:
  <+HackerDragon>: uhmmm yeah I had some lube and "other
  objects" wrapped up in a towel under my bed.  My mom decided
  that she was going to be nice and do my laundry for me today
  cause she is home sick.  Yeah I just looked under my bed and
  the lube with objects is there but no towel...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275313
text:
  <@rakaur> maybe when i get back
  <lily> ok well when you're ready call me on the telephone
  <@rakaur> well you know i had planned on smoke signals but
  telephone is ok.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275361
text:
  <+sys> diodes are too one-sided
  <+fork> on the contrary, my dildos are double-sided
  <+fork> diodes. ok


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275414
text:
  <Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL
  <Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line?
  <nyisles> is it from Speakeasy?
  <Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable.  Its faster.
  <Dekkon> DICK SUCKING LIPS
  <Dekkon> DAMN NERDS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275455
text:
  Whitetail deer18: Attention all pokemon card trainiers!!!  I
  am starting up a internet membership where those who have card
  decks can play eachother over the net.  Only catch is honesty
  about the types of cards you have.
  Trazzy: attention all pokemon card trainers: GO GET LAID.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275505
text:
  <incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge
  <incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know
  <Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge
  .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275553
text:
  «%Kashkin» "Existence is boolean."
  «%Kashkin» Discuss:
  «@blue_tetris» You either exist XOR you don't.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275601
text:
  <Ryuusei> ok this intelligent face tracker thing is freaking
  me out <<
  <Ryuusei> webcam keeps on following my ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275647
text:
  bmp: I'm a strangulation risk
  bmp: recall me
  lord: contains small parts
  lord: keep away from children (for other reasons)
  bmp: :<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275702
text:
  <PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
  <PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
  <PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
  * PERL_ZEALOT has been kicked by PERL_ZEALOT (cock in mouth)
  * PERL_ZEALOT (~perlzeal@d-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.dynamic.umr.edu)
  has joined #xxxxxxxx
  * ChanServ sets mode +o PERL_ZEALOT
  <PERL_ZEALOT> whoops XD
  <PERL_ZEALOT> Stupid auto-complete


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275754
text:
  <Robohunk> A friend of mine took an exam in his French class
  while on acid once. When friends asked him about it later, he
  said, "I think I did pretty well. I wrote this great story
  about a thunderstorm."
  <Robohunk>
  <Robohunk> The professor called him into his office soon
  afterwards and showed him the test. It was a piece of paper
  covered with the words "Noir noir noir, noir BLANC!!! noir
  noir noir noir noir, noir noir noir BLANC!!!" over and over.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275802
text:
  [18:04:13] »» Nick change [ crashloop » CrashFOOD ]
  ---
  [23:03:48] »» Nick change [ CrashFOOD » Crashloop ]
  [23:03:52] ([Binary]) That's a long lunch.
  [23:04:25] [Crashloop] it is important to eat proper. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.275861
text:
  <Saveth> THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
  AND PROPRIETARY AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN OUT OF THE COMPANY, OR
  ACCESSED OR COPIED ELECTRONICALLY OUTSIDE OF THE COMPANY'S
  E-MAIL SERVER.
  <Saveth> Hmm.
  <Saveth> Who wants a copy?
  <jwbozzy> <--
  <MrFalcon> <--
  <res0> <--


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910546
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.276019
text:
  <kroike> oh sweet jesus
  <AcidReign> threatened me and said I wasn't sharing enough
  <kroike> semen feels horrible in open wounds
  <@Knights> ...
  <@|00Kevin|> wtf
  <AcidReign> ...
  <@|00Kevin|> that deserves more than a "..." people


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910546
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.276111
text:
  <Ice_raven> two reasons to like ICQ
  <Ice_raven> 1. it's fucking eleet when you have a bot named
  Erica make pseudo-cyber-sex with you
  <Ice_raven> 2. when you get messages like [@#$]S?dl?nder (8:44
  PM) are you from afganistan


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.276161
text:
  <Logic_BomB> oddest thing said to me all day, i tell a friend
  not to use plethora in his introduction cause its too wordy
  sound and he tells me:
  <Logic_BomB>  Don't make me open a plethora of cans all which
  contain some whup-ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.276220
text:
  <dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when
  you're standing :(
  <nzc> so takem off
  <dabblerblue> i can't, i'm about to go out
  <dabblerblue> i put them on so i could leave without being
  arrested
  <dabblerblue> i hate that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.276347
text:
  <Paden> some of you people have the smallist ego in the world
  and you get your jollys off buy ban/kicking someone well thats
  sad you pick on me becouse i have bad grammer and can't spell
  good well you need to look you're fag ass in the mirror and
  look at a dumb fuck who has no life and will never have one
  and the only girlfrien you ever had was palmla handerson ans
  her 5 friends
  <Alarach> guess that's not me.
  <Minion> smallest
  <Minion> jollies
  <Minion> grammar
  <Alarach> because
  <Venkmen> because
  <Venkmen> grammar
  <Alarach> your
  <Paden> fuck you
  <Minion> haha
  <Venkmen> your
  <Paden> fuck you
  <Alarach> girlfriend


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.276399
text:
  <Mich> do you call a drinking fountain thing a water fountain
  or a bubbler?
  <Mystiq> who the fuck would call it a bubbler
  <Mich> it must be a regional thing
  <Mich> everyone here says bubbler
  <Mystiq> yeah well your state voted bush


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.910548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.276441
text:
  (NooDLe) the next stage of female evolution
  (NooDLe) will come with inbuilt oven
  (NooDLe) and no vocal chords


