# quote

date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908818
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966892
text:
  <doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people.
  <doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like
  gaelic, only more fucked up.
  <Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.
  <doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they
  just spoke english really really poorly.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908819
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966949
text:
  <Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs?  The terrorists have
  won!
  <Luna`> can't let the terrorists win.
  <Everdraed> Exactly Luna
  * Everdraed grabs Skyday's boobs
  <Skyday> :OP!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908819
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.966995
text:
  <mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends
  are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic,
  and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time
  where should I do it, and how can I make it the most


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908819
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967045
text:
  * infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.
  * Wolf-Olo howls
  <Peri> aww how cute
  <infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri)
  <Wolf-Olo> Bastard
  <Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908820
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967101
text:
  Motorbreath151: i'm gonna grow my hair and beard like sam
  jackson's in this movie
  Motorbreath151: i'm the foot fuckin' master
  TheOffspring326: yea
  TheOffspring326: you should become black too
  Motorbreath151: lemme try
  TheOffspring326: just rub shit all over your body
  TheOffspring326: haha
  Motorbreath151: hahaha
  Motorbreath151: man that's wrong on so many levesl
  TheOffspring326: then you'll smell AND look like them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908820
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967156
text:
  <Steempy> Merc: Got any amusing tales of retail stupidity?
  <Mercster> hmmm.......this isn't a good email address:
  <Mercster> "Lubeking@aol.com"
  <Steempy> Could be a Korean guy called Lu Bek Ing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908820
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967209
text:
  <kiwibonga> oh fuck
  <kiwibonga> it's 5:45AM
  <kiwibonga> you'd think I would have noticed since it's
  written next to every fucking line in this window


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908820
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967256
text:
  <fragglet> you broke up with your boyfriend because he killed
  your uptime?
  <Isky> fragglet : more or less, yes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908822
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967536
text:
  Crazzeh Timmeh: dude
  Crazzeh Timmeh: i just found out
  Crazzeh Timmeh: im so sorry
  Crazzeh Timmeh: i had no idea you were gay
  KashJC: hahahaha
  KashJC: are u that bored?
  Crazzeh Timmeh: could you tell?
  KashJC: yes
  KashJC: lol
  Crazzeh Timmeh: wanna fuck
  Crazzeh Timmeh: ?
  Crazzeh Timmeh: you know, since ur gay and all
  KashJC: nah, not rite now...kinda busy
  Crazzeh Timmeh: later?
  KashJC: aight, when im done with this stuff
  Crazzeh Timmeh: kk
  Crazzeh Timmeh: who is stuff? never heard of him
  KashJC: dont ask, we're busy
  Crazzeh Timmeh: bastard, you're cheating on me now!
  KashJC: hahah
  KashJC: sorrie daddy
  Crazzeh Timmeh: i knew you were a dirty whore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908823
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967682
text:
  <fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they
  like me.
  <fm> then they said april fools and signed off.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908823
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967780
text:
  <Gav> Freshly reinstalled computers are a bit like a pair of
  new shoes - you're happy that you've finally got a new pair,
  but they're awkward to use for a little while :-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908823
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967827
text:
  <pbqd> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
  genitals." -Warning label on a swedish chain saw


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908824
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967919
text:
  <I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can
  download it too!!!
  <Revica4000>. . . . . . .


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908824
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.967977
text:
  <_chaos> The world will be perfect when you can log
  conversations from real life.
  <_chaos> For example if a man denies sleeping with another
  woman his wife can just check the logs.
  <_chaos> And the only way to cheat is if you had admin powers
  to edit the logs... like me. heh :)
  <CCDude> or i could kick your nerdy ass and make you do it for
  me
  <_chaos> Then you would be arrested after they checked the
  logs!
  <CCDude> shit
  <CCDude> your still a fucking nerd
  <_chaos> And your still an idiot. :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908825
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968077
text:
  <SierraSonic> the internet is made up of 3 things
  <SierraSonic> 99.9% porn
  <SierraSonic> .1% violence
  <Crash2> and 0% of?
  <Marcx> 0% intellect


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908825
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968122
text:
  ***Wang has been kicked by Metallica (dammit, stop with the
  wang jokes)
  <MulletMan> but the memory remains!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908826
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968224
text:
  <HarbPBN> I got home at like 4am.
  <TruckPBN> Get layed?
  <ebolaaaa> Isn't it "laid"?
  <TruckPBN> ebolaaaa: I'm married... I dont remember.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908826
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968276
text:
  <Choko> i know 101 ways to use a penis
  <HamsterMan> cool
  <HamsterMan> does it include writing with it and playing
  baseball
  <Choko> okay... now i know 103 ways
  <HamsterMan> XD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908826
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968330
text:
  <Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect
  what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't
  change our nicks to whatever|IRC?
  <Gothmog> Gothmog: asking the hard questions since 2002


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908827
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968430
text:
  <Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory
  <Daniac> Who's that?
  <Lyricwriter> You
  <Daniac> Oh yeah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908827
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968480
text:
  (jeek) Jesus Christ.
  (jeek) How the hell am I supposed to swallow two alka-seltzer
  pills.
  (jeek) ?
  (seawolf_) put them in water first
  (jeek) But then they'll dissolve
  (jeek) Oh, I get it
  (jeek) n/m


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908827
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968525
text:
  <CharoNoMe> Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in
  the same way that hanging around tall people will make you
  tall.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908828
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968582
text:
  <intokbles> sorry, i cant understand...
  <intokbles> im from argentina,
  <nobody> its ok jose
  <intokbles> and my english it`s not so goof
  <nobody> : )
  <nobody> actually it is goof


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908829
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968636
text:
  <therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company,
  being married and having 4 kids
  <therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen
  <therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908830
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968683
text:
  * Now talking in #chaoslegion
  * Topic is 'UpTime[3 days 4 hrs 42 mins] - on win98, ph33r ||
  [Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[1w 3d 6h 4m 31s]
  (nuff said) | Linux uptime 194d 02:30:57 (0wned)'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908830
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968739
text:
  <shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a
  dark blue t-shirt
  <shagman> it must be 40 out
  <SourKey> your nuts
  <shagman> yeah, they're hot too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908830
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968796
text:
  <AJ> One of my best friends is Jewish.
  <AJ> For state testing, our school gave us food, so we'd be
  awake and do well. Someone called it "concentration food".
  <AJ> So my friend excitedly says "Concentration food? I
  haven't had this since camp!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908830
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968842
text:
  <psmylie> the man's an idiot. he tried for three years to beat
  tetris because I told him there was an end boss.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908831
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968935
text:
  <einzeln> has anyone ever noticed that when you talk to people
  online, for some reason by the way they type they just seem
  like a MORON?
  <BuCkWhEaT> before poop: (_*_)
  <BuCkWhEaT> after poop: (_O_)
  * einzeln coughs
  <einzeln> ....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908831
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.968986
text:
  <urandom> hrm...do you have kids?
  <RangerRick> nope
  <urandom> route add -host 192.168.0.5 gw 127.0.0.1 <--- It's
  comes to this, the only way I can get them to do their chores


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908832
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969120
text:
  Ishbu566: haha i guess i was fucked up though
  Ishbu566: cuz i had my headphones on
  Ishbu566: and pink floyd blasting
  Ishbu566: and my dad came out and was yelling at me to turn it
  down
  Ishbu566: the headphones werent plugged in =(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908832
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969171
text:
  <su|school> Last period, we were talking about meth with some
  public speaker.
  <su|school> ...
  <su|school> And I corrected him.
  <su|school> :<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908833
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969217
text:
  (drifter) I broke my rioport player
  (jafo) how?
  (drifter) but I'm just gonna take it back to the store and get
  it replaced
  (jafo) trying to upload mpegs to it?
  (drifter) plugged in the power source to the earphone jack.
  (drifter) cos the power source looks like it goes there.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908833
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969272
text:
  <Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army
  !
  <JDigital> ...
  <JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us.
  <Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ?
  <JDigital> You misspelt Commanche.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908833
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969339
text:
  <masterchain> go away crimson...
  <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Actually I will
  <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> As soon as I finish configuring
  Windows.
  <masterchain> uncheck the "jewish" box
  <masterchain> and it'll work fine
  <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> lol
  <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> The thing is
  <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> What's doing the problem
  <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Is the Hebrew settings
  <[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908833
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969385
text:
  <punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13
  <Samhain> that guys must have been desperate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908834
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969431
text:
  <DJMonty> Shit
  <DJMonty> Just fell over holding my guitar, and accidentally
  played every song One Direction have ever written


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908834
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969541
text:
  <%kastein> jack be nimble, jack be quick... I'm not an asshat
  so I'm not gonna finish this line
  <%spock1104> jack be nimble, jack be quick, jacks a pedo and
  touched a young chick
  <+Chronojam> She tripped, fell, landed on his dick; isn't that
  right Jack
  <+Chronojam> Jack be nimble, Jack be quick; she tripped and
  fell, woke up on his dick
  <+Jack> hey they're cute what do you want from me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908835
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969595
text:
  <Max> I went to donate some money to bash.org today
  <Max> I clicked the Paypal Donate button, and it comes up with
  the message:
  <Max> Bash.org Paypal Donation attempt #56489 pending
  <Max> *two minutes later*
  <Max> Bash.org Paypal Donation attempt #56489 rejected


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908835
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969649
text:
  <jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/  "The cemetery's
  roots date back to the Primitive Methodists."
  <jre> Primitive Methodists
  <AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908835
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969703
text:
  <ChOeL> MASTURBASTE
  <LilPest> I can't, my computer's broken
  <ChOeL> well
  <Chibs> Do it yourself then


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908836
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969801
text:
  <_xxpunkerz> dude what are you going to major in for college?
  <Likwidoxigen> I'm gonna be a CS major... Why?
  <_xxpunkerz> WOAH!!! Dude you can major in Counterstrike?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908836
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969853
text:
  <dogs> we use IPv7 now
  <dogs> it's pretty much IPv6, but the headers contain porn
  <dogs> saves bandwidth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908836
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969911
text:
  <durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see
  <Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt?
  <durt> yes of course
  <Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina...
  *** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908837
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.969959
text:
  <SJr|Tecra> Someone say something to take my mind off the
  pain.
  <wizer> just pleasure your self you will feel better
  * wizer brb
  <arrow|> probably going to take his own advice


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908837
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970058
text:
  <Hoffish> pussy
  <Hoffish> pussy
  <Hoffish> pussy
  <Hoffish> pussy
  <p34rl34f> i get it
  <Hoffish> .....crap


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908838
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970106
text:
  <ExaltedRage05> I replied to a video comment on youtube, and I
  got this message back:
  <ExaltedRage05> "this is takeley bruv wat is u sayin bout me
  wat da fuck is facepalm bruv yeah but no but i aint done
  nuthin"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908838
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970153
text:
  tom: I deep throated a banana once
  tom: I'm good at it
  tom: all the girls in class looked at me funny tho


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908838
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970203
text:
  <phooka> im getting a nice deal on a laptop
  <phooka> 599 for a good deal
  <minkis> and then how much is the laptop for after you bought
  the deal?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908838
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970255
text:
  <Shinji>  I heard Great White's writing a new song after the
  disaster
  <Shinji>  "Once Bitten, Twice OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M ON FIRE
  AHHHHH"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908839
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970305
text:
  <[SZ]-Guest> hi
  <[SZ]-Guest> wher i canfound a programe to hacking emails
  <[SZ]-Guest> i need hacking program


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908839
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970409
text:
  <doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
  <doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
  <doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908840
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970467
text:
  <Xan> I wish I had a time machine
  <Xan> I would write in the bible "....and every sunday send $5
  to <my address>"
  <Xan> "If you don't you'll go to hell"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908840
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970563
text:
  <Ez> School books are fun to sell.
  <Ez> and will be forever
  <Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and
  so on...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908841
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970664
text:
  * BldackFlag has joined #twistedmonkey
  * BldackFlag changes topic to 'Once you go black you never go
  back.  Once you go white, that ain't right!'
  * BldackFlag has left #twistedmonkey
  <Nerje> I wonder if he realises he spelt his name wrong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908841
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970716
text:
  <Horror> knock knock
  <Dooper> who's there?
  <Horror> Go fuck yourself
  <Dooper> go fuck yourself who?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908841
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970766
text:
  <furan> A GNOME WITH NO HOME
  <emul8or_> what is an accurate description of me?
  <emul8or_> we're playing jeopardy, right?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908842
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970833
text:
  <+dilema> that sucked
  <@corr> what happened
  <+dilema> I spilled coke all over my keyboard
  <+dilema> so now i got sticky keys
  <+dilema> NO... it's from the coke i swear
  <@Lisa[NY]> uh huh
  <@corr> haha
  <creature> That's what they all say...
  <+dilema> please when i am in pr0n mode I bust out the syran
  wrap to protect my keys
  <+dilema> i know better


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908842
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970885
text:
  <RtWh0> garlic ok you and me right here right now
  * GaRlic_iv puts up his dukes
  * GaRlic_iv ... wait.. i got fuckin no dukes
  * RtWh0 pulls out ding dong and swings it around like a whip
  and cuts Garlics head off
  <RtWh0> then some guy yells FATALITY
  <RtWh0> in a mean vioce
  <GaRlic_iv> RtWh0 pulls out ding dong
  <GaRlic_iv> i hope thats not your dogs name dude


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908842
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970928
text:
  -[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
  -[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
  FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
  -[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
  -[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
  -[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908842
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.970979
text:
  <Shuurai> i think it'd be hilarious if you went to coinstar
  and dumped in $1.02 worth of coins
  <Shuurai> and then they deduct like 10 cents
  <Shuurai> so you're left with coins anyway


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908843
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971025
text:
  <Slasher> Remember that some of us have a social life...
  <Crusher> Social life? Where can I download that?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908843
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971117
text:
  ( Keebs ) Sheri has a secret she needs to tell me.
  ( Keebs ) :|
  ( +[steev] ) shes prego
  ( Keebs ) [steev]: lol.... she's already got a kid.
  ( +[steev] ) shes prego again
  ( Keebs ) Nah.
  ( +[steev] ) she found someone else
  ( Keebs ) We never dated.
  ( +[steev] ) o wait, i know the secret
  ( +[steev] ) you are the father!
  ( Keebs ) We never fucked.
  ( +[steev] ) that you remember
  ( Keebs ) That I know of.
  ( Cosmok ) that would make a good bash
  ( Keebs ) Oh shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908844
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971167
text:
  <ilister> on the IM/IRC thing we use at work there's a bot
  that's sole job is to count the number of times the word
  `beer' was mentioned on any channel during the day and
  announce it at the end of the day :-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908844
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971218
text:
  <TeichDragon> batir, host a Pr0n site ;)
  <batir> hrm... My digital camera is teh sux0r
  <Gilthas> Not pr0n of YOU.
  <Gilthas> Ew.
  <TeichDragon> *shudders*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908844
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971278
text:
  <@JackPott> JACK POTT
  <@JackPott> IN TEH MORNING
  <@JackPott> ON TEH RADIO
  <@JackPott> TOMORROW LIEK
  <@GingaNutz> nice abuse of the english language
  <+Oz> abuse is an understatement
  <+Oz> more like "flagellation followed by intense anal rape by
  at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in
  turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908845
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971325
text:
  <Bull|breakky> lol. i had a few drinks, tried to light a smoke
  off me zippo, took a phone call, filled the zippo with petrol,
  spilt some on my hand, lit the smoke and dropped the phone, me
  hand was on fire. yea i know . duhhhhhhhh@ me
  <PistNBroke> rofl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908845
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971416
text:
  [JOIN] #sandiego: cuervo
  (cuervo@digits.zerokarma.sleepers.net)
  <cuervo> HI, I'M A FAG, AND BEING A FAG, I LIKE TO SPEND ALL
  MY TIME IN #SANDIEGO, BECAUSE EVERYONE ON EFNET KNOWS THAT #
  SANDIEGO IS FULL OF FAGS.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908845
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971471
text:
  <MLu> how clever of me
  <MLu> to go out drinking today
  <MLu> i work tomorrow
  <MLu> how's that for a drunken haiku


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908846
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971519
text:
  <neoMesis> thats like 11 year olds having sex
  <neoMesis> WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?
  <aux_> i dunno but i like it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908846
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971573
text:
  <werro> damnit :/
  <werro> my dad found my porn
  <Bob112> So what? I bet my dad knows I have porn.
  <werro> but my dad didnt know Im gay :/
  <Bob112> Um, like, neither did I
  * werro has left #hookerz


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908846
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971674
text:
  <bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car
  <bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to
  <bytraper> they really make the car
  <bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile
  tyres
  <Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away
  :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908847
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971750
text:
  <Syberia> FUCK i'm dead
  <Syberia> i was flirting with this 15 y/o chick i met on halo
  <Syberia> she went to use the little girls' room
  <Syberia> her 11 y/o sis walked in and saw what she was doing
  <Syberia> got her mom, who read the whole MSN convo
  <Syberia> she starts talking to me, telling me her daughter's
  only 12
  <Syberia> you'd think she'd get pissed at her daughter but no,
  now someone's mom who i don't even know in ohio now knows my
  phone # and thinks i'm a pedophile
  <SirChris> dude, chicks don't play halo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908847
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971798
text:
  <Ten80> http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=
  Melbourne+Wireless
  <smarm> needs to have a line break :P
  <CRC-Away> man, only a geek would see a nice set of tits, and
  comment on the line break :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908847
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971848
text:
  <Dain-EvenDumber> I have a theory
  <Dain-EvenDumber> A theory that the current Prime Minister of
  Canada is the smartest man on the planet
  <Dain-EvenDumber> And his brilliant ideas would have ushered
  Canada into a new age of prosperity and power, overcoming even
  the United States...
  <Dain-EvenDumber> if only people could understand what he was
  saying


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908848
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971946
text:
  * inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
  <yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the
  dishes] :)
  <inof> :-]
  <inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix?  You just do
  exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically.  ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908848
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.971990
text:
  <signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have
  huge mouths that blow people the fuck up?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908848
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972031
text:
  ( Comatose  ) play dough is the food of kings
  ( Chino     ) play dough is too salty
  ( Comatose  ) but its not as crunchy as crayons


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908849
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972174
text:
  <Espresso> you should wipe it down with some alcohol and shit
  just to be safe
  <nas> you should give the same advice to your roommate when he
  gets back
  <Espresso> naw, i was careful to stay on my side
  <nas> of the bed?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908849
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972222
text:
  <torment0r|wk|> !imdb butt pirates
  <Vanamonde> Hackers (1995) ( http://www.imdb.com/Title?0113243
  )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908850
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972278
text:
  <@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've
  heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
  <%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of
  money on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908850
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972322
text:
  <infamous>my old man always said, the day I cant do my job
  drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908850
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972441
text:
  <Pongball> what's the most interesting thing that happened to
  you yesterday?
  <Pongball> anyone!
  <Arrow> Nothing yesterday
  <The_Epitome> errrm
  <Arrow> Well, I did get Sim Tower working yesterday
  <The_Epitome> it rained extremely heavily
  <The_Epitome> so I wore my ski jacket for the first time in
  months
  <Arrow> As for today
  <Arrow> I am 40 minutes from having all 601 aired episodes of
  Power Rangers.  =/
  <Crablouse> any time I feel concerned about the direction my
  life is going
  <Crablouse> I merely have to look in here
  <Crablouse> and I feel better almost instantly
  <Crablouse> good work everyone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908851
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972500
text:
  <RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure
  out how.
  <RadAghazt> Ok.
  <RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...
  <RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.
  <RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.
  <RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this
  poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908851
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972574
text:
  *** Joins: Vicious
  (WayfaringG@ffchat-36391f10.dial-access.att.net)
  <Vicious> -_- alright, what smart ass banned me?
  <Chubbzilla> uh gk
  <Chubbzilla> did you try to get on using java?
  <Vicious> well first my MIRC wouldn't work
  <Vicious> then I tried that
  <Chubbzilla> ah well
  <Chubbzilla> i banned java att.net a few days ago
  <Vicious> oohhhh
  <Vicious> ok
  <Vicious> that's cool then~
  * Chubbzilla wasn't banning der gk, just java lamers
  * Vicious huggle
  * Chubbzilla huggle + luffluff
  <Prometheus> .msg chubbzilla heh, she totally doesn't realize
  that no one likes her
  <Prometheus> er
  <Prometheus> whoops


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908851
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972625
text:
  DragonAtma: malware = spyware that hurt your computer
  yayz muffin: ah
  DragonAtma: so if you open ie and the homepage was changed to
  goatse.cx, the file that did it is probably malware
  yayz muffin: probably was crashing my browser too
  yayz muffin: >_<
  DragonAtma: same think if you realize there are bookmarks to
  pages like "gay anal fisting", "horse rape", and "republican
  national convention" ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908852
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972677
text:
  <watashi-wa>necrophilia is dead boring
  <chersucks> wtf?!?
  <watashi-wa>try incest instead
  <watashi-wa>it's only relatively boring :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908852
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972798
text:
  <Voyd> What about Battlefield1943? and 44?
  <zen> 42 just came out, give them time to sequalize
  <Toen> 1943 and 1944 were peaceful years, you see.
  <Voyd> Oh.
  <Toen> except for the war.
  <Voyd> Darned lying histroy books.
  <aen{afk> Ahaha
  <aen{afk> "Life was peaceful and all, yep... 'cept for the war
  part."
  <Toen> well christ, if you're going to count a little massive
  invasion of europe here and a little rampant genocide there...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908852
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972839
text:
  [BoardMasta] you hate how sean runs stuff because he has no
  idea what he is doing
  [Areoaelw] seans not the brightest cake on the candle :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908853
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972902
text:
  <MadMax> press the Alt key.
  <MadMax> Once.
  <MadMax> press the left arrow key
  <MadMax> Once
  <MadMax> press the down arrow key
  <MadMax> then you should get a list...
  <MadMax> ?
  <MadMax> that works for me at least..
  <Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
  <MadMax> which left are you going 8p
  <Altariel> oh fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908854
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.972998
text:
  <@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C
  <@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when
  I take em from behind


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908855
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973102
text:
  <qrg> Ajchez: i think they call those girls bbw
  <Ajchez> bbw????
  <qrg> big beautiful women
  <Ajchez> i have a weight limit
  <krezt> whats your limit?
  <krezt> i can do anything i can lift
  <krezt> if they put out my back they aint getting no kak


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908855
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973150
text:
  <Gadfly> Did you see The Passion of the Christ yet? I hear
  Salman Rushdie's writing the novelization.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908856
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973197
text:
  <pip> what does the +iz mean by my name?
  <MrFalcon> it means you can /disco
  <-- pip has quit (Quit: Disconnecting)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908856
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973246
text:
  ywedig: so what do you have planned this weekend?
  GnaaaGnaa: I am going to kill your mother, rape your father,
  cut off his penis and put it in your dead mother's mouth
  GnaaaGnaa: then I'm going to see Spiderman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908856
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973315
text:
  <Bludywar> can ne one get me a cdkey for counter strike
  <Bludywar> a working one
  <Rhyth> Go and buy a copy of hl?
  <Bludywar> I got one
  <Bludywar> my boy ate the fucking cd key
  <Bludywar> he took the sticker part off and ate it
  <Rhyth> :/
  <Bludywar> can  you give me the cdkey?
  <Bludywar> can ne one give me a cdkey tho
  <Bludywar> for counter strike
  <Rhyth> Your boy ate it?
  <Bludywar> ya
  <Rhyth> That's the most absurd excuse for not having a cdkey
  ever.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908856
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973380
text:
  <stark> hi guys, anyone got a webpage on how ms exchange
  works?
  <@normal1> sure
  <@normal1> <html><title>How MS exchange works</title><head>
  <body> MS EXCHANGE SUCKS ARSE </body></head>
  <takeaction> normal1: WOW! I think that's the best explination
  of exchange I have ever seen...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908857
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973534
text:
  <waffle> Jon: promise us all you will never have children
  <waffle> for the good of mankind
  <Ed> He doesn't have to promise!
  <Phyresis> I don't plan on reproducing
  <Phyresis> but I'm going to mold humanity to the way I see fit
  <Phyresis> I'm sick of ignorant fuckers running amok
  <Phyresis> we will have enlightenment or extinction
  <Phyresis> take your pick
  <Ed> So are you like, Asian Jesus or someshit?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908858
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973584
text:
  Threatis I'm trying to figure out what "geek" tattoo I'm
  getting.
  khmer Threatis: get <blink> tattooed on your eyelids


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908858
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973637
text:
  <harlequin> shut the fuck up
  <harlequin> all of you make me fucking sick
  <JewBagel> Im sorry
  <harlequin> what has irc become
  <JewBagel> ...I like bacon if that helps at all.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908858
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973732
text:
  <gikmo> ill sell you my sister for a sausage roll and a
  beer...
  <gikmo> would be more, but she's used.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908859
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973777
text:
  x-c0n: Dude I was so drunk last night.. apparently this girl
  said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered,
  "Simba".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908859
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973821
text:
  [10:30] <nuna> I backed up a load of dot files on floppies,
  and an airline scanner screwed every one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908860
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973940
text:
  <lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit
  question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
  <lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
  <lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they
  must have some mass.
  If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at
  what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are
  souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a
  soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
  leaving.
  <lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the
  different religions that exist in the world today. Some of
  these religions state that if you are not a member of their
  religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one
  of these religions and people do not belong to more than one
  religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to
  hell.
  With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
  number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
  <lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in
  hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
  pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of
  souls and volume needs to stay constant.
  <lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the
  rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and
  pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose
  (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
  <liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than
  the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and
  pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is
  endothermic).
  <lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by
  Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a
  cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into
  account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a
  relationship with her, the second case cannot be true.
  Therefore, hell is exothermic.
  <lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908860
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.973995
text:
  Alex: So I was in the doctors yesterday, when my time came a
  large woman walked out of his room and I walked in. He said
  'God bless her, I just confirmed to her that
  she was morbidly obese.'
  Alex: I wasn't too sure what to say, but replied 'You
  shouldn't have told her that, the poor woman has enough on her
  plate.'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908860
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974044
text:
  <@thunderbear> I think if Bush really wanted Hussein out of
  the picture, he should send his daughters over there first.
  <@thunderbear> With luck, Hussein would die of three different
  venereal diseases at once.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908860
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974093
text:
  <Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight
  <godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't
  talk like ape.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908861
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974231
text:
  <Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
  <Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a
  trend?
  <Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
  <Leida> you are all worshipping me?
  <Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and
  worship was so thin.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908862
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974302
text:
  Ayreon: Vex, do you have a scar on your penis?
  vexingthoughts: no
  Ayreon: But you're a jew :confused:
  vexingthoughts: it's not a scar
  Ayreon: What's it then?
  vexingthoughts: well not how one would traditionally think of a scar
  vexingthoughts: just looks like skin
  vexingthoughts: that's all
  vexingthoughts: little more red but that's it
  Ayreon: So it's still a scar :-
  vexingthoughts: maybe
  vexingthoughts: i dont know
  Ayreon: How could you let them do that to the little guy?
  vexingthoughts: i dont know maybe because i was like 8 days old
  vexingthoughts: literally
  Ayreon: You were a man when you were born right?
  vexingthoughts: i had to be
  vexingthoughts: default gender is woman
  Ayreon: How could you let them do that to the little guy?]
  vexingthoughts: I WAS 8 DAYS OLD
  vexingthoughts: I COULDN'T EVEN BABBLE
  Ayreon: You were still a guy!
  vexingthoughts: NOT EVEN RANDOM VOWEL SOUNDS
  vexingthoughts: MY BRAIN WASN'T EVEN FINISHED DEVELOPING
  vexingthoughts: I HAD A SOFT SKULL
  vexingthoughts: the only way i could have been less capable of stopping the
  circumcision would have been for me to still have been in the womb
  Ayreon: You could have strung them up with your umthingy cord.
  vexingthoughts: yes that's right
  vexingthoughts: my umbilical cord
  Ayreon: That one.
  vexingthoughts: how could i have been so stupid
  vexingthoughts: oh yeah that's right i was just 1 week old
  Ayreon: And now you've got the scar to prove it.
  vexingthoughts: there are chimpanzees who are smarter than i was at 8 days old
  Ayreon: There are chimpanzees who are smarter than you are now, your point is?
  vexingthoughts: my point is that in a minute i'm gonna have evidence that i
  chopped off your dutchy head
  Ayreon: Hey now, you're the one with the chopped head.
  vexingthoughts:
  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  vexingthoughts: DIE!!!!
  Ayreon: Whoa, when they cut your penis, did they put in ovaries in exchange?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908862
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974357
text:
  <Thrash123> Yes, because they "reviewed the URLs and came to
  the decision that my User ID was being used to view
  pornographic material"
  <Thrash123> So I'm getting accused of trying 243 times to
  access porno :)
  <Dank_Budz> they must have seen goatse.cx
  <Thrash123> Yeah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908862
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974461
text:
  <qurve> She's all like "We're in a relationship, you can't go
  around having
  sex with people"
  <qurve> Then we get into this huge debate about what defines
  'people'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908863
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974525
text:
  <lusta> im doin' route now, heh
  <Pneuma> wyze1
  <Pneuma> isn't it weird
  <Pneuma> that "lusta" is an anagram for "aslut"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908863
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974577
text:
  <MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHh
  <MrSaturn> it blew up in a freak accident
  <MrSaturn> i must restard my computer is on fire
  <MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  * MrSaturn has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
  <poik007> seems funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908863
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974630
text:
  SG The Clown: lol check this out i photoshopped a pic about
  that
  Darksyphon23: you credit for mine idea :-
  Sweet J Elite: .. rofl

  [5 MONTHS later]
  Sweet J Elite: i'm gonna go play final fantasy x
  Darksyphon23: haha, i was thinkg that too, "you credit for
  mine idea"
  Sweet J Elite: you do know that it was you that said that,
  right?
  Darksyphon23: wh...huh?
  Darksyphon23: i thought it was you who said that
  Sweet J Elite: no, you said it, and sg and i have been making
  fun of you for it for the past 5 months
  Darksyphon23: fuck..FUCK!
  [silence for 5 minutes]
  Sweet J Elite: dude, are you pissed?
  Darksyphon23: OF COURSE I'M PISSED! I JUST FOUND OUT "YOU
  CREDIT FOR MINE IDEA" was MINE IDEA!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908864
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974730
text:
  <Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files?
  <AtmaWeapon> if anyone spoils anything I'm gonna kickban them.
  <l0bster> Then, they get a tip, that some guy named
  AtmaWeapon's mom, was
  some kinda funky werewolf. So they drove to her house with
  3metric tons
  of tranq, and shot her fat ass. Repeatedly, until she passed
  out. But
  the slobber from her mouth floods the room and kills
  everyone.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908864
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974795
text:
  <moira> o
  <AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills
  <AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this
  keyboard
  <moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard
  <AnimeFreak> no
  <AnimeFreak> ibm model m
  <moira> sry ergonomic is best
  <AnimeFreak> no
  <AnimeFreak> model m > *
  <jre> FUCKS SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON
  THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908864
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974841
text:
  <hybridy2k>  how do i give ppl ops with a certain level
  <@netwerk> rephrase your question in english before i find an
  axe and murder your parents


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908865
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974885
text:
  <ricochet> cubicsrube: if any MAJOR problems ever occur with
  winxp .. it will be PURELY hardware based.. ie. it has NOTHING
  to do with the operating system


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908865
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.974987
text:
  <MadHack-> i net 4200
  <MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66
  <MadHack-> give or take
  <MadHack-> quite the beastly salary
  <MadHack-> 666 666 :(
  <MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically
  * MadHack- saves his soul through rounding


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908865
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975045
text:
  <djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix
  number just to see if i still have it in me
  <djglitch> she is sexy
  <tyne> lol
  <tyne> u got her number
  <tyne> "0"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908866
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975103
text:
  <Dante> haha
  <Dante> <Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl,
  masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo
  Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household,
  but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these
  products as masturbation aids.
  <Brian> HAHAHAHAHAAHA
  <Dante> so GameCubes do have their use after all!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908866
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975163
text:
  <nitrifik_> black chicks scare me :|
  <Slant> nitrifik_: There are scary black chicks and then there
  are the amazing ones.
  <nitrifik_> Slant: yeah, I know, but how often do I actually
  see the amazing ones "IRL"?
  <nitrifik_> Never!
  <Slant> nitrifik_: I'm sorry, once again, where do you live? ;
  -)
  <nitrifik_> Slant: SWEDEN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908867
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975262
text:
  * Locke is listening to Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart
  <Locke> ...
  <Locke> time to turn the plug-in off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908867
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975360
text:
  <Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school
  <lancelot> do you play chess Mordred?
  <Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908867
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975403
text:
  * teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage
  file before copying the new one over and now his box is
  screwed up dance


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908868
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975450
text:
  Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
  Max>  Dont you mean Siliconhell?
  Fred> What ?
  Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
  Fred> Really?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908869
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975595
text:
  <Trust> How fast is a 486?
  <Archon> dude, a 486 is 486mhz
  <Archon> thats why its called a 486 you dumb fucking newb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908869
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975655
text:
  * Digi disconnects
  <Eliza> you're still here
  * Digi has disconnected
  <Eliza> you're still here
  * Digi has disconnected
  <Eliza> you're still here
  * Digi has disconnected
  <Digi> I HAVE DISCONNECTED DAMMIT D:


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908869
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975716
text:
  <kel> she's not great looking
  <kel> has looked better
  <kel> but has a funny nose
  <kel> thin and wear tight clothes
  <kel> hrm
  <kel> I'm talking about 17 year old girl
  <kel> I'm gonna stop


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908869
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975774
text:
  <Kyr> When i was in psychiatry it was so funny when the
  psychologist tried to make me do this Rorschach test.  I said
  "that's a Rorschach test innit?" and he was like "yeah but
  you're not supposed to know that.  Now the test 'll be
  useless"
  <Kyr> So I said the drawings looked like dead people and
  vaginas to console the guy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908870
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975846
text:
  <Presto> why do they even do that on websites.
  <Presto> If the link above is flashing you win!
  <Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...
  <Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.
  <Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A
  WINNER!"
  <Presto> pisses me off
  <jenara> ive clicked it before
  <jenara> turns out, you don't win
  <jenara> you sell your soul
  <jenara> TO THE DEVIL
  <Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL!
  * Moeser rips off his mouse button
  <Moeser> must.... not... click...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908870
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.975912
text:
  <Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars
  to spend on hookers
  <Boogaleeboo> And I'm sorry your ugliness only allows sex with
  hookers
  <Joe_> How much does yours allow, Boog?
  <Boogaleeboo> Silly
  <Boogaleeboo> You don't PAY
  <Joe_> Ah, the confessions of a Boston rapist.
  <Boogaleeboo> It's not rape if you kill them first
  <Joe_> Touche


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908871
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976010
text:
  <Phonoflux> So I was watching TV last night
  <Phonoflux> and my mom
  <Phonoflux> she lent over and opened her legs
  <cuebol> and I climbed out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908871
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976057
text:
  <neored13> It's weird. I can masturbate all day with little to
  no ill effects, but I swing an axe for a few minutes and my
  hands ache.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908871
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976106
text:
  <Lucent-H> who wants pictures of high school cheerleaders that
  want to do me?
  <moijkNrg> Lucent: I don't want to see any male cheerleaders


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908871
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976155
text:
  <markd2> kompressor is not dancing
  <evand> kompressor does not funk
  <markd2> kompressor needs therapy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908872
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976212
text:
  *** p00bear (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net)
  has joined #cplusplus
  <p00bear> hey hey
  <p00bear> so can the boolean evaluated conditional expression
  achieve orgasm?
  <asiib> ...
  <p00bear> sure, it comes after a while!
  <p00bear> :D
  *** p00bear was kicked by Reagun (KK: i'm only kicking you
  cause i get it)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908872
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976255
text:
  (tarmac) FUCKFDUCKFUCKFUCUFKC
  (tarmac) OMG
  (tarmac) PAIN
  (tarmac) my nipples are chaffed
  (tarmac) from running
  (tarmac) with a wet shirt
  (tarmac) and
  (tarmac) i sprayed colonge on
  (tarmac) WOW


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908872
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976310
text:
  <WrmSlayer> The AI in the matrix got it all wrong
  <WrmSlayer> they should have just used cows instead of humans
  <WrmSlayer> no chance of rebelion
  <Reverend> yeah
  <Reverend> stupid AI
  <WrmSlayer> and the mootrix would have just been a big sunny
  infinite field of grass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908873
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976423
text:
  <Gizmog> I ever tell you guys about my trip to the beach?
  <Gizmog> Long story short: I scored.
  <Inferior_Minion> A touchdown????
  <Gizmog> Kinda. :P
  <Gizmog> She took off her bikini
  <Gizmog> And I touched her on down.
  <Inferior_Minion> 2 hand touch or full contact
  <Inferior_Minion> ??
  <Gizmog> Let me put it this way:
  <Gizmog> I sacked her
  <Gizmog> And pretty soon, she was behind the line of scrimmage
  <Inferior_Minion> Did she ask for her quarter back?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908873
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976491
text:
  <x0b> hey
  <@wrong> HI
  <x0b> suh wrong
  <x0b> everything alright
  <x0b> or
  <x0b> all wrong
  <x0b> :P
  <|iquid> haa haa
  <|iquid> you're very funny x0b
  <|iquid> painfully funny
  <|iquid> I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you to
  hang yourself.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908873
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976556
text:
  <[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies.
  <maladono> never
  <Venom|WorkProblem> :D|8-<
  <Venom|WorkProblem> lol
  <Coan_Arcanius> Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time
  on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands...
  <[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show.
  <maladono> im no slut!
  <[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there
  are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or
  promiscous.... or even just free spirited.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908874
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976604
text:
  <Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are
  gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908874
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976660
text:
  * dpk looks through older messages from af.mil
  <dpk> From: TinkerARSMail <TinkerARSMail@tinker.af.mil>
  <dpk> Subject: Help Desk Ticket Open Notice
  <dpk> Ticket Number TER000000000033, has been "Opened" for
  problem: OPERATOR
  <dpk> ERROR..USER IS MORON...///ABC by the Help Desk.
  <dpk> yeah, i checked the headers.. definitely from af.mil


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908874
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976715
text:
  <drunkill> fuck printers
  <drunkill> I should name mine Bob Marley
  <drunkill> Because its always jammin'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908874
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976814
text:
  <Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.
  <Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of
  dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908875
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976876
text:
  <Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn
  <eva> my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position
  <waffle> eva: yeah, the jokes on him
  <eva> shut up fag
  <eva> IM NOT GAY


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908875
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.976934
text:
  <Ryan_Singer> hello everyone...GOP took GA too
  <Ryan_Singer> first republican governor since 1872
  <waffle[out]> time to enter my bunker and ride out the next 2
  years
  <waffle[out]> please god let bush not be president when I
  leave it
  <Ryan_Singer> The place I interned at last summer might not
  exist next summer
  <waffle[out]> Iraq?
  <Ryan_Singer> The Georgia Technology Authority, the new
  governor said on the radio he wants it gone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908876
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977089
text:
  <LPCx> hrm alabama has some IT jobs
  <HenryV> heh
  <HenryV> you'd need a new suit though
  <HenryV> one of them kkk things
  <LPCx> to bad i wouldn't fit in my sisters are allready
  married :|
  <HenryV> doh!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908876
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977140
text:
  <DetectiveThorn> I don't know if I want to buy this laptop on
  ebay.  It was "REARELY USED."
  <lerpiedood> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908876
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977197
text:
  <Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS
  CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED
  <mightyflo> times 7.6
  <FlipTopBox> squared
  <FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.
  <mightyflo> plus alpha!
  <FlipTopBox> for matching service


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908877
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977273
text:
  <Evilution> I was at 7-11 today and this girls comes up and
  talks to me and stuff (dont ask me to define stuff)
  <Evilution> except for the boobies she was wrong in every
  possible way for me..
  <Evilution> after a while when she says "I'll give you my
  number so we can meet up again"
  <Evilution> then I said "No, that wont be necessary, I wouldnt
  call you anyway"
  <ImperioN^> lol
  <Evilution> that kinda ticked her off I guess, cause then she
  said something like
  <Evilution> "what kinda moron are you? cant you tell when
  someone's flirting with you?!?"
  <Evilution> I grinned and replied "what kinda moron are you
  who cant tell when you're being dissed?"
  <Evilution> that's one of them moments you just cant help
  feeling proud of..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908877
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977330
text:
  <felix> we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right?
  <felix> OH BABY YOUR FILES ARE CHANGING BUT NO
  MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T KEEP UP, SO I'M REARRANGING AND
  TRYING CVSUP, BUT IT'S JUST NO GOOD.  SO I SIT DOWN AND
  THINK....
  THEN YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME AND GIVE ME RSYNC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908878
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977425
text:
  <Valen> I'm doing a quick essay on differences between
  genders.  Anyone got any point they think I should make?
  <Ten> one has a penis, one has a vagina


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908878
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977478
text:
  <Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2
  from a Coke can <Sock_Monkee> shrug
  <Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from
  a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10
  different answers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908878
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977537
text:
  <Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :(
  <Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint
  and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on
  your new PC!??!?!
  <Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats?
  <Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan?
  <Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908880
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977656
text:
  <Mime> It's getting hard for me now :
  <Mime> Last few levels of Normal, then on to Hard.
  <Mime> Atom Smasher = bastard
  <Sigma> <Mime> It's getting hard for me now
  <Mime> ..
  <Sigma> I love those wacky out of context quotations
  <Mime> ¬.¬
  <MightyBlueJustice> Someone make a joke pertaining to Mime's
  penis and his "getting hard" comment please.
  <MightyBlueJustice> Oh, there we go.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908880
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977735
text:
  <Aurin> Which reminds me of a tragic event that happened to me
  yesterday in a second-hand store
  <Aurin> I found this Pikachu-suit intended for kids, but I
  swear it looked like I could wear it
  <Aurin> So I take it with me and go to see if it would fit
  <Rhys> and it turns out it has detachable buttflaps for anal
  sex?
  <Aurin> Well, the rooms in second-hand stores are just like a
  corner behind a curtain
  <Aurin> I tried it on and noticed it was too small
  <Aurin> And it looked horribly, HORRIBLY wrong
  <Aurin> Going in my butt and the sorts :<
  <Rhys> pika g string
  <Rhys> ^^;;
  <Rhys> electric sex..?
  <Aurin> Well, I was giggling at myself when I hear the voice
  of a shopping trolley, coming closer
  <Aurin> *sound
  <Nevada> haha
  <Aurin> Then a voice of an old lady asking "IS ANYBODY
  THERE?!?"
  <Aurin> And the curtain is ripped open
  <Aurin> That was the most humble moment in my entire lifetime.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908881
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977846
text:
  <gwb> qu:230; [23|30] <trunks> thanks to you and your advice
  [23|31] <trunks> i have a bandaid on my balls [23|31] <trunks>
  fucker. [23|31] <trunks> and i clogged my shower drain
  <gwb> lmao @ the clogged shower
  <Gold> wtf
  <Shreds> what the
  <Gold> he shaved his nutsack?
  * trunks has joined #drifters
  <Shreds> hahahaha
  <gwb> roflflflf
  * Shreds hands trunks a mach3
  <trunks> whatever
  * trunks has left #drifters


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908881
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.977910
text:
  <freemysoul> my bro's wife divorced him
  <freemysoul> he's got a kid and all, too
  <freemysoul> the kid decided to live with his mom
  <detranova> poor kid
  <atlantis> poor woman
  <naisesom> your bro's a lucky bastard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908882
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978003
text:
  <th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners
  <th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into
  an
  asshole's bank account


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908882
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978097
text:
  <Davus> Earth - The only place people that don't use condoms
  use computer anti-virus software.
  <Davus> Ah, the priorities.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908883
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978152
text:
  <Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again
  <coaxial> Why not?!
  <Xmit> Because it is a waste of time
  <Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this
  again
  <coaxial> but we lub u
  <Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908883
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978202
text:
  <rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya?
  <DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna
  here.
  <rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining
  <rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where
  its nice or something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908883
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978283
text:
  <+SLing> I think I have just won the award for computer
  stupidity
  <Gau> How's that?
  <+SLing> ok
  <+SLing> I just installed this disk cleanup software that I
  had ran before with no problems
  <+SLing> and I cleaned up a bunch of files
  <+SLing> then I restarted because my internet connection was
  going strange
  <+SLing> my computer begins to boot and I see this "NLTDR is
  mising" error
  <+SLing> I had no idea what the fuck I had done so I popped in
  my windows 2000 CD and ran a repair install
  <+SLing> the repair went fine but when I restarted again I had
  that error
  <+SLing> so I'm like "Oh shit, I fucked up my computer"
  <+SLing> I start freaking out
  <+SLing> and then I realize
  <+SLing> THERES A FUCKING UNFORMATTED FLOPPY DISK IN MY DISK
  DRIVE
  <+SLing> -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908883
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978331
text:
  <+PrincessKristen> --Thanks for the Voice, Magestryn--
  Hêåvêñly åddoñ
  <+neotek> --Thanks for the making IRC a gayer place to be,
  Hêåvêñly åddoñ--


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908884
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978386
text:
  <Winta> I Am Single...
  <Playette69> aww poor winta
  <Winta> I'm not asking for sympathy, im hyping myself up to
  rob a house tonight...
  <Winta> Hey, do you live near here? you seem cool..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908884
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978438
text:
  <annillace> we landed in vegas, and the pilot says
  <annillace> "those of you needing wheelchair assistance,
  please remain seated"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908884
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978564
text:
  <Kazak> man I am bored, Im gonna try some weird shit
  <Nash> uh oh
  <Kazak> HOLY FUCKING BLOODY HELL!
  <Nash> ?!
  <Kazak> I PUT A STAPLE THROUGH MY DICK!
  <Nash> HOLY SHIT!
  <Nash> You really are a crazy bastard!
  *Killer_jeep has joined the conversation.
  <Kazak> good fucking hell this hurts LIKE HELL
  <Killer_jeep> What?
  <Nash> he put a staple thru his dick
  <Killer_jeep> DEAR GOD
  *Killer_jeep has left the conversation.
  <Kazak> shit now I have to piss! Brb
  <Nash> this can&#8217;t be good
  <Kazak> BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCK!
  <Nash> what happened!
  *Darkness has joined the conversation.
  <Kazak> the piss flew out of the staple holes
  <Darkness> WTF!?
  *Darkness has left the conversation.
  <Kazak> I had to straddle the toilet to get it in!
  <Nash> are you gonna go to the ER?
  <Kazak> are you crazy? no fucking way
  <Nash> well try pulling it out
  <Kazak> I can&#8217;t it hurts like hell if I try!
  <Nash> well it has to come out sooner or later.
  <Nash> better off sooner, before anyone sees you.
  <Kazak> GODDAM THIS HURTS
  <Nash> its your own fault, you know.
  <Kazak> shutup! augh this hurts!!!
  <Kazak> GRGGRFFFFDJH~!!11
  *Aaron has joined the conversation
  <Aaron> whats up guys?
  <Nash> The crazy bastard put a staple through his dick
  <Aaron> FUCKING HELL
  *Aaron has left the conversation.
  <Kazak> THANK GOD!!! I got it out!!!
  <Nash> right&#8230;what about the holes?
  <Kazak> uhh&#8230;
  *Malaina has joined the conversation.
  <Kazak> I&#8217;ll have to cover my dick with band-aids.
  <Malaina> what the hell are you talking about?
  <Kazak> oh shit. Nash, don&#8217;t!!!!
  <Nash> your boyfriend put a staple through his dick
  <Malaina> FUCKING HELL YOU SICK BASTARD!
  *Malaina has left the conversation.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908885
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978668
text:
  <dodee> you want hard, ask glc to send you some of his
  grannies in nipple clamps shitting on japanese girls that are
  eating vomit while haveing 50 guys nut on them
  <CreePy> dodee: I have that one, it sucked.  The one with
  vultures eating the girl's liver while a leopard raped her was
  cool tho.
  <dodee> jesus christ


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908886
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978842
text:
  <Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD
  <bizzy> i need to see that
  <Kin-San> its funny as all hell
  <Toast> yeah, good movie
  <hep> oooh yeah
  <hep> i <heart> that movie
  <hep> went and saw it with this lame guy though
  <hep> what is his name again? god he is a freak
  <Kin-San> lol
  <hep> (i went with Toast. Which is why this is funny, for the
  kids at home playing along) :>
  <Toast> I'm used to ladies not remembering my name
  <Kin-San> I figured something like this
  <Toast> cuz I'm such a play-ah
  <quatoria> you're such a play-ah they don't remember you?
  <quatoria> or is that just because of the ruhypnol?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908886
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978892
text:
  <Skye_Alpha> Warning: This has caused an illegal operation and
  will shut down. This happened because you were about to save
  your work, and we can't have that.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908886
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978939
text:
  <[Midgard]Reynard[50DRG]> a friend of mine once commented that
  huamns are the only species to go out of our way to obtain
  milk after we've been weaned, I replied that we were the only
  species with cookies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908886
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.978993
text:
  <@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours
  drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs
  <@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours?
  <@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting
  <@wyrd> ße ßack În Â ßit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908887
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979049
text:
  <prence> Tired of Whacking Off? Have A Local Escort At Your
  Doorstep in a 1/2 Hour!
  ! prence clicks!
  <obs1d1an> what you gonna do when your gramma shows up and
  shes the escort?
  <tooms> he's gonna ask her to take her teeth out
  <tooms> again
  <prence> duh
  <prence> if im paying im playing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908887
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979104
text:
  <Torey>Lets have a party for people over 500 lbs, and then
  laugh at all of the fat asses that show up
  <Icedpyre> I don t think that the supports in my house would
  hold that, we could do it outside though
  <Icedpyre> and pretend that we are running a pig farm
  <Icedpyre>oh man .you and I are going to hell
  <Torey> no dude, I read the bible there is nothing in there
  that states  THOU SHALL NOT MAKE FUN OF FAT PEOPLE WHO SHIT ON
  THEMSELVES
  <Icedpyre> phew, I guess your right


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908887
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979157
text:
  <mp> i am convinced i am a woman
  <Oreoboros> mp: Why's that?
  <mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain
  and left with $700 worth of shit
  <mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked
  out that i forgot to buy a fucking shower curtain


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908888
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979213
text:
  <Ogredude> neat, but the 2k doesn't work
  <Ogredude> now comes decision time
  <Ogredude> do I try to repair WinME or do I wipe the hard
  drive and install the much better win98SE
  <JeremiahSmith> You throw the whole thing out the window and
  become Amish.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908888
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979262
text:
  Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
  Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
  Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
  Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder
  NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
  Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with
  a grand ol CDR.
  Pirate: Avast!
  Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
  Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
  Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
  Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security
  patches, argh thar be spyware abound.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908888
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979320
text:
  <GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!"
  <GoAt> these claims are getting worse every day
  <peasant> i call dibs on triangle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908889
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979412
text:
  <HeadSoft> hehe amazing what a kinda catchy tune and a
  ridiculous plot and some photoshop edited pics and too many
  chat room addicts with nothing better to do... can do to make
  something like a pop culture fad out of "all your base"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908889
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979462
text:
  <Grim> You know you've been spending too much time around
  computers when:
  <Grim> You take a sip of your coffee, find out it's cold, and
  try to remember if you have a backup ):


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908889
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979504
text:
  ! Admiral_Justin is an equal opportunity asshole
  ( Admiral_Justin ) ummm
  ( Admiral_Justin ) that sounded soooo wrong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908890
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979566
text:
  <martin> USER     TTY      FROM              LOGIN@   IDLE
  JCPU   PCPU  WHAT
  <martin> martin   :0       -                 8:19pm   ?
  0.00s   ?     -
  <martin> god      pts/2    h-69-3-170-235.n 11:03pm  0.00s
  0.07s  0.07s  -lynx www.worldtranssexuals.com
  <Nikita> umm
  <Nikita> why a text browser?
  <martin> i dunno
  <Nikita> lamo
  <martin> =/
  <GOD> damn it, can't I look at your father in peace?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908890
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979613
text:
  Mizz0Spiegel:  There were so many southerners in florida
  Shinigaami: Uhh, maybe that's because Florida's in the south.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908890
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979660
text:
  (Scorpion): hi
  (Scorpion): do you spek englýsh
  (Scorpion): do you spek turkish
  (Scorpion): admýn
  (Scorpion): #zurna canal for sale ?
  (Zaphod): You want to buy the channel #zurna?
  (Scorpion): okey
  (Scorpion): #zurna canal for sale ?
  (Scorpion): what good is
  (Zaphod): Sorry, i dont quite understand you
  (Zaphod): You want to pay money for the channel?
  (Scorpion): what good is
  (Zaphod): what good is ?
  (Zaphod): that doesnt make any sense
  (Scorpion): how much
  (Zaphod): How much will you pay, what is fair you think ?
  (Scorpion): do you speek turkihs
  (Zaphod): no
  (Scorpion): hýms
  (Scorpion): sop to add
  (Scorpion): alo
  (Zaphod): Hi
  (Zaphod): how much will you pay?
  (Scorpion): 10$
  (Zaphod): make it $30 and you have a deal
  (Scorpion): 10$
  (Zaphod): No deal
  (Scorpion): 15$
  (Scorpion): ?
  (Zaphod): $30 is the price
  (Zaphod): that is a good channel
  (Scorpion): 20$ ?
  (Zaphod): ok, ok, its your lucky day, im feeling in a good

  mood and i just got a new shipment of channels in, £20 is fine
  (Scorpion): end money
  (Zaphod): How will you pay
  (Scorpion): give me check number
  (Zaphod): lol
  (Zaphod): im joking with you
  (Zaphod): Channels are not for sale
  [(Scorpion): ?
  (Scorpion): £20
  (Scorpion): okey
  (Zaphod): No sale
  [(Zaphod): Not selling
  [(Scorpion): why ?
  [(Zaphod): Channels are not for sale
  (Scorpion): oky.
  (Scorpion): insistenly canal
  (Scorpion): ?
  (Scorpion): insistently canal to want?
  (Scorpion): pls
  (Scorpion): alo
  (Scorpion): to speak
  (Scorpion): plssss. :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908890
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979713
text:
  <Reno> I wonder who the joker is that is sending me such a
  huge e-male
  <EIGHTBALL> an e-male?
  <EIGHTBALL> damn
  <EIGHTBALL> can I get an e-female anywhere?
  <EIGHTBALL> preferrably not huge


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908891
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979813
text:
  <dm0n3y>  ----------------fags type below this
  line----------------------
  <Vondi> Aiee
  <dm0n3y> GG VONDI
  <dm0n3y> wait, shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908891
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979869
text:
  <dlewis> anyone want to buy an iPAQ H3670?
  <RichiH> not really
  <RichiH> it has windows on it, after all :)
  <dlewis> you can install linux on it.
  <RichiH> hmm, right
  <RichiH> but it will still be a compaq :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908892
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.979968
text:
  F4T4L: by making TV's bigger all we're doing is making black
  people stronger
  F4T4L: soon they'll rule the world


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908892
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980012
text:
  ·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
  ·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
  ·jimslim· !rules


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908892
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980067
text:
  <Truin> anyone seen Bush lately?
  <Espresso> nope
  <Espresso> wait
  <Espresso> the band, the man, or the body part?
  <Truin> take your pick
  <Espresso> the answer is still nope


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908893
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980147
text:
  <Zero-G> i made out with the woman at work i was chatting up
  though
  <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> made out with her bf?
  <Zero-G> no
  <Zero-G> made out with her
  <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> boyfriend..
  <Zero-G> ok, its all a lie
  <Zero-G> i made out with you Jesus^Freak|Clanless
  <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yep
  <Zero-G> you were great
  <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> haha
  <Zero-G> can i have another go?
  <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> nope
  <Zero-G> please?
  <Zero-G> you dont have to pay me this time!
  <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> how can you have another go if it never
  happened?
  <Zero-G> are you in denial now!?
  <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> no, denial is a river in egypt
  <Zero-G> no, thats the nile
  <Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yes thats what i said


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908893
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980205
text:
  <earth|drawing>: I've had sex on my period before xD
  <earth|drawing>: that guy didn't mind tho.
  <earth|drawing>: but he was a pig, so yeah.
  <FW>: You had period sex with a WHAT?!
  <earth|drawing>: okay, I'm NOT IMPLYING that I had sex with
  animals, RIGHT? D:


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908893
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980258
text:
  <DMA57361> my sister has a theory about ppl called dave . . .
  <DMA57361> every company everywhere has a least 1 person
  called "Dave"
  <DMA57361> phone up a random company, ask for "Dave" and there
  will be one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908894
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980354
text:
  <nxn> best thing to do while high is wank
  <nxn> best thing to do any time is wank
  <nxn> actually not when you catch your mom masterbating... but
  close to any time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908894
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980409
text:
  <cams> eewwww
  <cams> my mom got that easy squirt shit
  <cams> purple ketchup
  <nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908894
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980462
text:
  <Monga> Any of you guys ever get stuck in your chair?
  <Marjerin> No
  <DeeDee> No
  <UppeRkilL> No
  <Monga> Yeah, uh, me neither.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908895
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980504
text:
  (FakeBoobies): any one wanna to chat to a guy pretending to be
  a chick with a pic of some model off the internet, msg me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908895
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980619
text:
  <broox> so my speakers haven't beeen working for a while
  <broox> they were plugged into the mic port
  <npl> umm, i think they are color-coded
  <broox> haha, i know
  <broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole
  it is
  * npl has set the topic on channel #cell6 to <broox> i usually
  just reach back there and guess which hole it is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908896
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980676
text:
  <T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named
  robert
  <RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
  <T-Wolf> ya, why man?
  <RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
  <T-Wolf> you mother fucker


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908896
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980778
text:
  <E_Kewl-i> Why dose the bottom of bash.org have all nigger
  jokes?
  <Termite> they go by economical status


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908896
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980825
text:
  <CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad.  I would live on
  p0rn and irc before I got that far.  oh wait


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908897
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980916
text:
  <_absent> I wish j00 could modify chicks like you can do to
  pc's all plug and play and shit
  <_absent> if she talks to much
  <_absent> pull out her sound card
  <APE_> heh
  <UzzaGangsta> nah man
  <UzzaGangsta> have a control panel
  <UzzaGangsta> mute the complaint and talkative channels
  <_absent> j00 could upgrade her tits
  <APE_> install linux on her and customize away
  <ShadowofBob> and change her appearence =)
  <UzzaGangsta> overclock her sex drive O_O
  <_absent> she could playback mp3's too
  <UzzaGangsta> ja
  <APE_> and rip dvds on the fly
  <ShadowofBob> you'd probably add ports and drives to her :P
  <UzzaGangsta> heh shes already got the port im interested in
  O_O
  <_absent> women really should conform to standard pc
  architecture
  <_absent> it'd own
  <ibor132> yeah it would


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908897
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.980971
text:
  <Amanda_> Alright
  <Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
  <Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
  <Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
  <Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908897
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981024
text:
  <rTc|teDz> Thursday, Practice
  <rTc|teDz> Everyone can make it ?
  <rTc|miao> i can
  <rTc|Teatime> i was planning to invite a whore, but i guess
  clan matter are more important than my sex life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908898
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981072
text:
  <blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you
  know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on
  your chair.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908898
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981114
text:
  *** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\
  *** tatsumi\Beatingof\ is now known as tatsumi\BeatingSoF\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908898
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981156
text:
  yancan c o o k: im sry man..
  yancan c o o k: if u ever need someone
  yancan c o o k: u know
  yancan c o o k: a shoulder to cry on
  yancan c o o k: or like
  yancan c o o k: someone to talk to
  yancan c o o k: then
  yancan c o o k: go fuck urself
  yancan c o o k: cuz thats not me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981244
text:
  audiobob: dude
  audiobob: 4 real
  audiobob: shut up
  audiobob: noone wants to look or talk about your cock
  titikaka: audiobob my apache logs say otherwise


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981301
text:
  <oobey> my school year is off to a great start
  <oobey> I was in the back of my physics auditorium, trying not
  to fall completely asleep. The professor asks a question about
  what method we use when doing math in science, so to pretend
  like I'm not falling alseep, I shout out "sig figs"
  <oobey> I then open my eyes and realize the prof is currently
  talking about vectors and scalars, so the question was
  dreamed, but the answer was not, and the entire class has come
  to a complete stop now
  <oobey> at this point I'm at a loss as to what to do, so I
  pick up my bag and walk out without saying another word


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981352
text:
  <Defcon> dude my new microwave owns
  <Defcon> you put the foods in and then the time and then start
  <Defcon> then beep beep and yum
  <ToastyGhost> No shit, Captain Microwave Handbook


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981399
text:
  <shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a
  crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908900
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981522
text:
  <kuribo> he gets to touch her feet :(
  <kuribo> i would totally chew her toenails off for her if they
  got too long
  <CactusJac> I would lick my own semen from Steph's toes.
  <yzerman> i would lick jac's semen from steph's toes
  <MegaGoat> you lick your own semen off your own toes, Jac
  <kuribo> i would lick your semen from her toes just to touch
  her
  <MegaGoat> that's fucking pathetic guys :)
  <kuribo> i would totally tongue her asshole out
  <CactusJac> I'd do that to most chicks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908901
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981667
text:
  surfichris: hey, do u know c++
  surfichris: or c
  Kasper_2010: well, i can see, i dont know about the ++ bit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908901
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981719
text:
  <Router> does anyone feed their furby with their penis
  <BassDrop> those things are for pussies
  <Router> i think that would be funny
  <Router> YUM
  <Router> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908901
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981768
text:
  <Guilty> Full house has so many good leasons
  <Guilty> Like, living with another man in a basement at the
  age of 42 does not make you gay
  <Guilty> And sharing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908901
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981825
text:
  <SmilinBob> !8ball... what's wrong with my e-mail?
  <FarkStats> SmilinBob: Ask again later.
  <SmilinBob> !8ball what's wrong with my e-mail?
  <FarkStats> SmilinBob: Outlook not so good.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908902
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981884
text:
  * Omnifrog finds a flat thing to pass out on
  <pastafareye> Kansas?
  <IronAngel> moms chest?
  <pastafareye> Bush's EEG?
  <pastafareye> Cheney's EKG?
  <IronAngel> obamas abs?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908902
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981931
text:
  * TheRiff bricks _404notfound
  * _404notfound dodges the brick and throws a ? at TheRiff.
  * TheRiff makes a ! barrier
  * _404notfound destroys the ! barrier with a &.
  * TheRiff traps the & inside a #
  * _404notfound summons the % and disperses the #.
  * TheRiff opens a @ and sucks in _404notfound and all his
  weapons
  * _404notfound throws down his stupid ASCII symbols and grabs
  a Glock.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908902
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.981976
text:
  MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS
  code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908903
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982036
text:
  <Cyc66> http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=****
  <Cyc66> plz ruin that auction
  <bbz_> what do i want to do that for?
  <Cyc66> she's a dirty whore
  <bbz> maybe i could get her phone number
  <Cyc66> uh why would u do that
  <bbz> well, if she is a dirty whore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908903
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982134
text:
  <nitekrawler> I was taking a piss, and my toliet suddenly
  flushes it self.
  <damageisking> maybe it was japanese
  <nitekrawler> I dont think toliets have ethnic races


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908903
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982185
text:
  <scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're
  having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth
  to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a
  good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908905
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982238
text:
  <Slartibartfast_> pr0n is incredibly boring.
  <Slartibartfast_> You can only look at so many goats before
  you start to get tired of it.
  <Sn0w> Slartibartfast_: I have a patern. Change a fetish every
  month


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908905
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982293
text:
  <deltabravo> ughh, this beer is terrible.
  <deltabravo> it's a bad sign when the beer company isn't
  running any sweepstakes, yet all the lids
  say 'SORRY' underneath them :<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908906
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982359
text:
  <Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you
  won't understand it."
  <Calisa> I think we should build a sex doll that is attached
  to wheels.
  <Calisa> Instead of feet and hands, it has wheels.
  <BChikapa> That'd be so awesome.
  <BChikapa> But, it'd be hard to do doggy style.
  <BChikapa> You'd have to chase it around.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908906
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982437
text:
  <Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/
  <ibor132> hahaha
  <ibor132> howd u manage that?
  <SonicRageX> heh
  <Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad"
  <Lilmuckers> in the lesson
  <ibor132> rofl
  <Lilmuckers> in front of the calss
  <ibor132> whatd he do>?
  <Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago"
  <Lilmuckers> promiscuous
  <ibor132> ROFL!!!!
  <SonicRageX> dude
  <SonicRageX> thats classic
  <ibor132> someone bash that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908906
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982488
text:
  <[5e]-j4yj0hn> I just dont have that much maney i can spend
  <[5e]-j4yj0hn> Its all tied up in other things
  <[5e]-One> like playboy mags and condoms
  <[5e]-j4yj0hn> no, i have kazaa and socks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908906
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982550
text:
  <uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds
  <shaan> thongs?
  <pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny shit eh
  <_neil> jeez
  <uglykaka> thats just wrong
  <_neil> that's just wrong
  <shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing
  <shaan> they should market it as a "training thong"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908907
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982655
text:
  <NekoGuy> Ladies and Gentlemen of the world, tonight I
  masterbated, then told the President of Africa to fuck off
  because he has no intention of cooperating, then I read a book
  for 39 minutes, then made love to my wife anally. Any
  questions?
  <NekoGuy> XD
  <It> lupis, dehumanizing the enemy is the prime strategy for
  victory in war.  If your enemy isn't human, but a crazy
  shithead mindless bastard who doesn't deserve to live, it's
  easier to get soldiers to kill.
  <It> lol
  <It> Targen from The 3l33t Times.  Can you offer us pictures
  of the anal love to your wife?
  <NekoGuy> Nope, but I will have you educated.
  <NekoGuy> GUARDS! TAKE THIS MAN OUTSIDE AND SHOOT HIM IN THE
  BACK OF THE HEAD.
  * NekoGuy sniffles
  <It> Fuck.
  <NekoGuy> I'm a man of hard love
  <NekoGuy> hard as in the steel of a bullet
  <It> Bullets aren't made of steel.
  <NekoGuy> MY FUCKING BULLETS ARE
  <NekoGuy> GUARDS, CASTRATE THIS MAN BEFORE YOU SHOOT HIM IN
  THE BACK OF THE HEAD
  <NekoGuy> THEN TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK.
  <It> Fuck.
  <NekoGuy> AND BRING ME VIRGINS
  <It> I don't get what's so great about virgins.
  <It> They bleed when you fucks 'em.
  <lupis> virgins who have been extensively taught sexual
  techniques
  <It> lupis, and have no actual practical experience?
  <NekoGuy> ...
  <NekoGuy> GUARDS
  <It> NekoGuy: your guards are too busy having hot yaoi mansex
  with each other.
  <NekoGuy> Fuck...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908907
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982704
text:
  <Tiedyeguy> ok this DJ has a wierd sense of humor... "Campus
  police is sending out a warning about a prowler around the
  university... And now something on my personal playlist"
  *plays AC/DC - Night Prowler*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908907
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982760
text:
  < Mennonite> hey docfu
  < Mennonite> I had a mindblowing last four days
  < Mennonite> did you?
  < docfu> Menno well, i had  a headblowing in there too
  < docfu> to the point where I started to lose oxygen to my
  brain and become eurphoric...
  < TenBaseT> docfu: when that happens it's time to loosen the
  belt.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982809
text:
  <SteamedHams> anyway i have a question about the US
  <+firehawk> sure man
  <SteamedHams> if you drop a watermelon off the empire state
  building, does it get eaten by negroes before it hits the
  ground?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982873
text:
  <Louie[laptop]> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&
  item=2078843925
  <err-afk> Louie
  <err-afk> dont ebay anymore
  <Louie[laptop]> why not
  <Louie[laptop]> i am gonna buy some xeon workstations
  <err-afk> some guy got arrested
  <Louie[laptop]> why
  <err-afk> for a big ebay scam
  <Louie[laptop]> oh i dont participate in ebay scams
  <cheesegoduk> yeah its only happened once


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982922
text:
  *** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3
  seconds of your life.)
  <GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read
  <File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy.
  but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this
  install so far.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.982980
text:
  <Mank> Oh man, I am so, so good at talking to girls on AIM
  <Mank> And it's all thanks to you guys!
  <Ben> Mank, its not hard.
  <Slime> Mank, swimfan4u isn't real.
  <Slime> Sorry.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908909
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983030
text:
  [Nokturnal] I remember when i worked at holiday in...if our
  employees got a free stay, they had to have the "greencard"
  signed. it was just a little green card saying you worked at
  holiday inn. i once asked this one employee for his greencard
  and he went apeshit on me.
  [Nokturnal]he's all "I GOT MY FUCKING GREENCARD YOU RACIST
  MOTHERFUCKER"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908909
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983079
text:
  <Cow> i want to have sex with this girl so bad but she wont
  because of her relgion
  <Dr_Kevorkian> She's Hindu obviously... cant have sex with
  cows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908909
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983133
text:
  <`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire
  <firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend
  <`Stevie> get laid?
  <firemoo> even better!
  <firemoo> irc :]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908910
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983275
text:
  Pika98765: then stick it in the center and it won't be so ugly
  :p
  Amarok: ...
  Amarok: My father just woke up screaming "Suck my scrotum you
  cocksucking chink whores."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983384
text:
  <Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods?
  <spazzer> tim
  <spazzer> we mean
  <spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long
  <spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long
  <spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long
  <Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983471
text:
  - Elim is now known as Elim-playing-with-penis
  (@Elim-playing-with-penis) weeeeeeeee
  - who is now known as penis
  (penis) yay
  (penis) !
  ! penis plays with elim
  (@Elim-playing-with-penis) yea you like that penis...weeee


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983518
text:
  xekk: i went to go see the ring
  xekk: and this little kid, like 10 years old was sitting
  behind me
  xekk: i guess he had his finger in his mouth
  xekk: cause everytime something scary happened, he'd say "I
  bit my fingo!"
  unslaught: hey everyone, im here!
  MovieMan112: I bit my fingo!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908912
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983573
text:
  <Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character
  based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for
  fucking sainthood.
  <Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it
  anarch?
  <LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908912
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983622
text:
  <Guilty> In my politics class, my teacher said the reason
  crime is dropping today is because the abortions started in
  1973 of single mothers of ethnic backgrounds
  <Guilty> Hence all the kids who were never born, arent here
  today to be criminals


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908913
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983728
text:
  <peer> man bash.org sucks they never accept my super witty
  comments
  <FyreDaug> welcome to the club
  <FyreDaug> all those roses are red poems get accepted, half of
  them suck
  <peer> fuckin niggers
  <FyreDaug> I vote we all try to take over bash.org
  * jfo has left #DC
  * eric has left #DC
  * FLINGU has quit IRC (quit: )
  * peer has quit IRC (ping timeout)
  <FyreDaug> those fuckers got to us already
  * sAMMYsUNG has left #DC
  * w1222 has left #DC
  * Disconnected
  * Unable to resolve server


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908913
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983783
text:
  <evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
  <Zappha> no
  <dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
  <evn|z> Thx...
  <evn|z> ...
  <evn|z> asshole


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908913
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983832
text:
  <pyromaniac> reality tv is a very sketchy "reality"... one guy
  picxking from 25 hott chicks... oh yea THATS reality


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908913
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983880
text:
  <whistler> I PLANNED IF WE WERE BOMBED BY CANADA
  <whistler> I PLANNED IF BIG BIRD TOOK OVER THE WORLD
  <whistler> BUT THE ONE THING I NEVER PLAN FOR ALWAYS HAPPENS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908914
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.983934
text:
  <Rosss> I watched a crazy japanese gangster movie today
  <Rosss> A yakuza boss drowns a hooker hopped up on heroin in a
  kiddie pool full of her own feces
  <Lev> Was it a comedy?
  <Rosss> uh no
  <Lev> Oh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908914
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984046
text:
  <Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens
  are
  <Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running
  if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment
  <Logomancr> ;P
  <Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my
  reactor coils"
  <lev|> "on screen"
  <Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"
  <renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish
  <Logomancr> that would be so l33t


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908915
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984112
text:
  <blazemore> *** Now talking in #bemani
  <blazemore> *** Topic is '<Orchard-L> i heard it sucks monkey
  balls! Monkeys like bananas, kthxgoal'
  <blazemore> *** Set by Onic on Fri Nov 10 22:01:07
  <blazemore> that kthx thing has gone pretty far
  <scar|home> yeah
  <scar|home> the emu skene - #EFNet's l33t lingo cradle since
  1997!
  <scar|home> -# :o
  <blazemore> :o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908915
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984268
text:
  <Artemius> LONDON   Iran has established what could be the
  first training center for Islamic suicide attackers.
  <Treen> How does one train for a suicide bombing?
  <Traveler> It's indoctrination, plus training on how not to
  detonate prematurely, and how to get your payload safely to
  where you are supposed to explode. I'd imagine there's a fair
  amount of "not getting caught" training involved.
  <Sketchboy> So a lot like sex-ed?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908916
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984317
text:
  <TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @
  #gayboysex @#gayteenboys
  <TwiLyght> ack!
  <TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908916
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984366
text:
  blingbling30012: ugh a photo of my happy family
  blingbling30012: ...
  blingbling30012: WITHOUT ME...
  dannyericci: that's why they're happy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908916
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984426
text:
  <cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping
  <avi-> nice
  <cygnus> i don't have shit for food
  <avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos
  and it doesn't look tasty


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984475
text:
  <NyseriA> i think i should inform you that i am totally naked
  at the keyboard.....and i just sat on a box of screws :
  (((((((((((((
  <Weebl> is your webcam on nys?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984523
text:
  [BrntToast] #amish can't join channel (you're banned!)
  <------- they banned me when i asked for the secret as to how
  a computer runs without electricity :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984574
text:
  <fishmunster123>  when i was younger, my dad got me this star
  wars trilogy cd set, thinkning it was the soundtracks.  it
  was, but it was all midi, no actual orchestra stuff
  <Norseman>  and that's how you learned to play the keyboard?
  <fishmunster123>  no, thats how i learned life is full of
  disappointments


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984621
text:
  <fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself,
  but hey, they have their uses
  <Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a
  crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her
  business


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908918
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984674
text:
  <Rasterburn> Is there a way to split a file at a specific
  byte?
  <0dan0> no
  <0dan0> unless you are using a "computer"
  <0dan0> then it can be done


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908918
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984725
text:
  <^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train
  <^Baka^> then someone would eventually have to type man train


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908918
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984768
text:
  shotz190: my cellphones just gettin worse as time goes on
  shotz190: whenever somebody sends me a text, it just takes
  longer and longer to get here
  shotz190: either that or jake wants to know if i can give him
  a ride to school yesterday


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908919
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984818
text:
  [ Elim-away ] i wish i had money...they say it cant buy
  happiness, but fuck them, ima prove em wrong
  [ Elim-away ] i wanna buy like designer clothes, and jiz on
  em...stain em and shit...wooo...i have wierd goals in life
  [ phrozenfire ] its true, money cant buy happiness. but it's
  not happiness i want, it's money
  [ Elim-away ] yea!
  [ phrozenfire ] if i wanted happiness i would have killed
  myself already :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908919
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.984967
text:
  <+Tigrael> you're a bash mod now?
  <%kastein> yup.
  <%spock1104> kastein: tell them to stop rejecting quotes that
  rock and accepting quotes that suck
  <%kastein> spock1104: hey
  <%kastein> them includes me now
  * %kastein goes back to being a nazi mod
  <%kastein> MUST THROW MORE QUOTES IN THE OVEN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908920
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985073
text:
  <JessiA> Listed as a previous job on a resume:  Domestic
  Goddess      <-  Me
  <Wilik> so you were a house wife?
  <JessiA> No
  <JessiA> But I take care of my house a lot
  <Wilik> so you were a house wife minus the wife part
  <JessiA> basically
  <Courtland> lol
  <Courtland> so you are a house?
  <Wilik> I guess that makes you a house


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908920
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985164
text:
  <MO-Pantsu> dentist gave me a temp crown and a HUGE lump of
  filling to hold it on. now I can feel the pain starting as the
  painkiller wears off and my jaw don't sit straight. In fact
  the temp crown is like sharp and shitty and I could bite my
  tongue off with it.
  <karaipantsu> Why?  Linkin Park's music is awesome.  Their
  Lyrics leave a lot to be desired, but I don't put much stock
  in lyrics
  <Cidsa> yeah
  <Cidsa> i like the music a lot
  <Cidsa> the guitar
  <karaipantsu> I like their reliance on more non-rock related
  instruments.
  <karaipantsu> Like Pro audio and piano
  <Cidsa> yea
  <Chimerasame> i just got my conversations crossed
  <Chimerasame> i'm like "what the how does dentistry involve
  Pro audio"
  <Chimerasame> i guess they can blast your plaque off with
  sound
  <Cidsa> yeah
  <Cidsa> they use a air blaster thing too
  * MO-Pantsu whimpers
  <Chimerasame> <dentist> "CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN"
  <tartar> well fuck this, i'm leaving


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908921
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985210
text:
  <rG^steelrose> You know what we need?  NET - Nerd
  Entertainment Television.  A channel dedicated to bash.org


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908921
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985260
text:
  <Altair> hey guys
  <Altair> gotta question for you all.
  <Altair> If you could listen to one song before you died, what
  would it be?
  <Spike> The song that never ends?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908921
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985329
text:
  <Ryz0r> are your parents gona be at your party?
  <z3phyr> my mum is
  <Ryz0r> is she cool?
  <z3phyr> yeah she is she lets me pretty much do what i want
  when i want
  <z3phyr> all my mates think she is cool which is worrying
  <Ryz0r> you think you've got it bad
  <Ryz0r> all my mates want to sleep with my mum
  <z3phyr> well she is pretty fit
  <Rey> Yeah, I'd hit it.
  <Lord_Cocktax> me too!
  <Ryz0r> AAGH!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908921
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985414
text:
  <DoInK`> i mean the other side sends me DCC Chat request and i
  accept it by
  ^T, and i don't know what to do next
  <timecop> doink:
  <DoInK`> Linux
  <timecop> type
  <timecop>  /exec -o yes i want ot dcc chat
  <^Spike^> err
  <^Spike^> no dont do that
  <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
  <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
  <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
  <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
  <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
  <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
  *** SignOff DoInK`: #bitchx (Excess Flood)
  <timecop> holy fuck
  <timecop> he actually did it
  <zone`> G
  <^Spike^> isnt this a help channel?
  <dh> hahaha
  <^Spike^> then why tell em to do stuff like that?
  <dh> awwww
  <zone`> grr


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908922
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985476
text:
  <Bezzy> i mean scyence
  <Jenna> Science
  <Bezzy> i don't know how to speel it i am only 8
  <Jenna> Your doing fine
  <Bezzy> that's "you're"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908922
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985570
text:
  Now talking in #blackpower.
  * ChanServ changes topic to 'NEW YORK (CNN) -- Jam Master Jay,
  the DJ of the longtime rap group Run-DMC, was shot in the head
  and killed Wednesday night in a Queens recording studio,
  according to New York police. Jay is one dead nigger. One less
  aids infected, syphallitic, dreadlocked nigger in the world!'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908923
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985666
text:
  <ppolf>  I told my brother if you take the cotton wool bit out
  of a vics inhaler and rubbed it under your eyes, you see in
  black and white.
  <ppolf> He kicked my fucking head in after bawling his eyes
  out for two hours.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908923
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985771
text:
  <ouija> I asked for extra death peppers
  <treaps> my chinese place puts about a ratio of one pepper per
  chunk of meat
  <treaps> \m/
  <ouija> Thats a good ratio
  <treaps> general tso is pussy though
  <ouija> Mine is like "You crazy American! You no handle
  Chinese doom peppers!"
  <treaps> WHAT U TINK?
  <treaps> U WAN FUCKING DIE?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908924
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985822
text:
  <anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper?
  <Twinkcide> You can beat them and throw things at them!
  <anarch> sweet
  * Twinkcide throws anarch into the side of a mountain


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908924
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985931
text:
  <SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up
  last night
  <SwampGas> now keep it out of here
  <SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
  <SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
  <SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908924
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.985974
text:
  Bhuddist Pimp: I love how if you right click the type box in
  AIM, you can select Undo before you do anything
  L3ech3r: Undo nothing?!?
  L3ech3r: Would be rather odd if it undid the last thing you
  said
  L3ech3r: Thus erasing a bit of history
  L3ech3r: You would forget I ever said that
  L3ech3r: ..that would be awesome
  Bhuddist Pimp: what would be awesome? I clicked undo.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908925
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986016
text:
  -([AfZ]Curse)- i just ripped the most putrid fart ever
  -([AfZ]Curse)- and my fucking dog looked at me and walked out
  of my room


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908925
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986081
text:
  <Brentai> Do you ever wonder if Japanese people all laugh at
  the zany translations they get of American games? "Did you
  know that in America, 'Super Flamey Skull Man' is named
  'Scorpion'?" "Ha ha! Scorpion!"
  <gaspump> "Can you believe they wouldn't even LIKE commuter
  train simulators in America!?!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908925
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986131
text:
  <BurnStuff>: They asked me if I was bring drugs into Jamaica
  <Kmank>: Bringing drugs to Jamaica?
  <BurnStuff>: Yeah
  <Kmank.: Thats like briging slim-fast to Ethiopia!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908926
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986185
text:
  (after a nasty couple of netsplits)
  <Knux> frea,y
  <Knux> freaky even
  <Knux> i say i forgot i cooked two hotpockets, everyone leaves
  <Knux> i finish eating the hotpocket, everyone comes back
  <MaroonJung> knux, you are clearly a god


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908926
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986242
text:
  <eDRoaCH-nothere> akuma noticed me
  <Nariz> "noticed" you? so you were hiding and he saw your big
  ass behind the curtians?
  <Nariz> you should never hide behind the curtians
  <Nariz> i've tried it before, it doesn't work...
  Nariz was kicked by eDRoaCH-nothere (/notice Nariz ur an
  idiot)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908926
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986337
text:
  <Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend?
  <Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a
  sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every
  eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer
  equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime
  number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday =
  2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by
  three.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986431
text:
  <Kkooly> rumick whyd you download the same episode 3 times
  <jkpolk> He probably has a triple monitor setup


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986482
text:
  <D3S> driving is like sex
  <yeager> D3S, driving is nothing like sex
  <yeager> if it was, I would hardly ever get to drive
  <yeager> and when i did, i would regret it afterwards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986536
text:
  <Orthodox> deutschland 11e hier is 18, haltet mich gefaelligst
  davon ab glei zu verschwinden und die chinesische wodkaflasche
  zu exen
  !kick!: <Orthodox> was kicked by <Pidda> [I don't know what
  your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908928
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986634
text:
  <MadHatt3r> if you were around men 24 hours a day, for quite a
  few years
  <MadHatt3r> the idea of hetro and homosexuality would go
  flying out the window
  <Jeeeeebus> MadHatt3r: remind me not to spend long periods of
  time with you..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908928
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986693
text:
  <PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina
  ricci, or something
  <PreZ> but nooooo
  <PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies
  <PreZ> *sigh*
  <goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908929
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986800
text:
  <mikaru> cumshots are amusing.
  <autistk> bukkake isn't however.. it's just odd
  <autistk> fuckin japanese have to always take a decent idea
  and then totally fuck it up
  <mikaru> scary part with jap porn is the girls are yelping and
  yet the guys arent exactly well endowed, almost as though it's
  a porno and not real, but i refuse to belief that.
  <autistk> they probably put wasabi on them or something
  <mikaru> ahahah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908931
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986905
text:
  <mufffin> i could live there
  <mufffin> except its an apartment
  <Schlurbna> That's not to say I wouldn't live there but I
  expect more from
  penthouse apartments.
  <hoek_> Schlurbna - you expect penthouse models in there?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908931
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.986975
text:
  <sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet>
  <duckman> <monkey sex="now"></monkey>
  <sQuEeDeN> <duckman sex="none" orientation="unknown"></
  duckman>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908931
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987019
text:
  (Mase): who we playing italinas?
  (DynamoDan): macedonian
  (Mase): where r they from?
  (DynamoDan): the macedonians are from macedonia


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908932
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987115
text:
  <Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/
  <Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :(
  *** Twisty has quit IRC (Killed (AdminServ (Insecure
  Connection (Type Insecure HTTP Bounce - Port 3128) - for help
  to get your security fixed plz go here: http://
  help.enterthegame.com/services/security.htm)))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908932
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987211
text:
  <Sharkey> Man, I'm getting flashbacks from Renegade.
  Apparently when I was a kid I was so bored I made up little
  songs to go with the damned music and now it's all coming back
  to me.
  <Sharkey> Nothing remarkable, though. Mostly just little
  ditties about killing myself.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908933
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987260
text:
  <Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip
  to Colorado.
  <Ashe> busy
  * Dingy feels busty this spring


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908933
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987314
text:
  *** Emo has joined #GDProject
  <Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?
  <Emo> oh shit
  <Emo> thats me
  <Emo> lol
  <Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass
  <Emo> forgot i switched comps


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908933
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987371
text:
  <Sordly> One of the worst moments of anyone's life would have
  to when you realize there's only enough peanut butter to cover
  the front half of your body ...
  <Whatanut> That's only a problem until one realizes there's
  still the jelly...
  <Sordly> True, true
  <Madster> Whatanut... ew


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908933
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987481
text:
  <nick> FUCKING HELL!!!!
  <nick> I swear one day I'm just gonna go and hunt down every
  stupid bitch on earth and put them out of their misery...
  <R4an0m> ?
  <nick> Ok, theres this resteraunt just down the road from me
  where I eat every now and then.. other night I go in for
  dinner with my girlfriend. After drinking half a bottle of
  wine, my bowls begin to complain, so I head to the bathroom
  <nick> I use the urinal and turn towards the sink and start to
  zip up at the same time when in walks this young girl of about
  18, quite nice looking, and there I am with my dick still
  halfway out of my pants...
  <nick> so I turn pretty damn fast in the other direction and
  zip up, then turn back expecting to find she'd dissapeared,
  only to discover that not only hadn't she left, she'd let the
  door shut and walked in a couple of steps towards me. Now I'm
  pretty embarrassed and point out to her that she had gone
  through the wrong door.
  <nick> She tells me that no she didn't and then she fucking
  reaches down and grabs my dick through my pants! I take a
  quick step backwards and ask her what the hell does she think
  she's doing (I mean shit what would happen if I wandered into
  the ladies and started feeling people up??).. she gets this
  disgusted look on her face and turns round, storms out the
  bathroom
  <nick> Now I'm left standing there going "what the fuck just
  happened??" for about a minute, then wash my hands and head
  back to the resteranut... only to be greeted by the young
  lady, the resteraunt manager and some 7 foot tall, 4 foot wide
  dude with "Security" written on his shirt. Alarm bells proceed
  to go off in my head, but I stay calm and ask what the problem
  is
  <nick> the manager tells me the young lady (known from here on
  in as the bitch) has complained about me sexually harassing
  her when she accidently walked into the wrong bathroom!
  <nick> I resist the urge to walk over and punch her, and try
  to explain my version of what happened. At this point the
  bitch pipes up and calls me a "lying son of a bitch" that was
  a "menace to society"
  <nick> so I think "right I'll fix you" and turn to her and say
  "look you stupid bitch, you came onto me, I turned you down,
  what kind of sad pathetic loser are you, that you have to hit
  on random guys in a bathroom anyway? Get over it, you lost, no
  need to get all bitchy over it."
  <nick> I figure now she'll either shut up or totally lose it
  and start screaming at me, but alas, I was mistaken about how
  fucked I truely was. Instead of shutting up, she looked at me
  for a second then burst into tears, before turning to the
  manager and saying inbetween sobs....
  <nick> ".....you're not going let him say that to me, are you
  daddy?"
  <R4an0m> aahahahahahaa!!
  <nick> so now Im sore from being thrown out the door by that
  bouncer, and I got a vist from the police this morning telling
  me I was being charged with sexual assault.. :(.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908934
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987534
text:
  <Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi
  ownz me
  <Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ?
  <Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON
  <Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908934
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987584
text:
  <Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing
  <Gandalf> your h key?
  --> jennings1 (jirc@vic-dial-196-31-177-46.mweb.co.za) has
  joined #Highveld
  <Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908934
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987639
text:
  <KiLLaKoW> http://www.discountbabies.com/cgi-bin/ebaby/
  auction.cgi?afterdinnermints&1077202666
  * APE_ wonders if u can actually buy them
  <SonicRageX> ape do you know how many people there arethat
  want babies but cant  have them
  <APE_> yeh
  <APE_> something like a few million
  <KiLLaKoW> that is such a retarded figure
  <KiLLaKoW> there are probably more than twice that number up
  for auct...err, adoption


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908935
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987729
text:
  [Wex] Before IRC I could masturbate to the word boobs.
  [Wex] Now I need /at least/ German bondage.
  [Wex] I hate you all.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908935
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987783
text:
  <DooD> my stalking skills have left me with her phone number
  to 100% accuracy.
  <DooD> along with her home address.
  <DooD> you should always pay the extra $2.00 to keep your
  phone number unlisted.
  <Wronski> maybe she is playing "easy to stalk"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987837
text:
  <[G4]CowBook> weren't u beat up by an 8yr old girl like last
  year?
  <DannyBoy> she was 12 dude
  <DannyBoy> big difference
  <DannyBoy> she caught me off guard
  <DannyBoy> I would have pounded the little bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987909
text:
  <Locke> that reminds me of my orange shirt thingy
  <Locke> (its not actually orange mind you)
  <Locke> its from their stupid campign for sms messages
  <kailus> oh ok
  <Locke> it says "r u ok?"
  <Locke> and when you turn it inside out it says "i feel gr8!"
  <Locke> and im just dying to write "OMG LOL!!!!" on it
  <Locke> but the ink will wash off :/
  <kailus> hehe awww :\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.987961
text:
  <Roscoe> My girlfriend's mother adamantly believes none of you
  exist.
  <crfh> that's all right. no one here believes you have a
  girlfriend.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988011
text:
  <SementE> anyone here have a commercial pilot license?
  <blazemore> semente: do you have any idea how many fbi
  "carnivore" systems you just set off
  <SementE> blazemore:  oh.. I forgot to add airline


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908937
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988075
text:
  <Acheron> hep: :P
  <Acheron> And I say that from the bottom of my heart.
  <hep> please to not be sticking it out unless you intend on
  using it.
  <hep> today
  <Acheron> Well, my tongue is a little longer than most, but
  S.F. is a
  helluva reach, even for more gifted folks
  <Mitzy> despicable.
  <Acheron> Sorry. I don't get as much tongue-stretching
  exercise as I used
  to.
  <para> that's a .sigfile right there.,
  <Acheron> keep your .sig out of my .file! perv!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908937
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988128
text:
  <Paul> So anyway, i hit him over the head with a shovel
  <Paul> and now he's all "Lawsuit" this and "Jailtime" that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908937
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988173
text:
  (+GamerTony) is it bad when you and your fiancee start eating
  the same things?
  (@arfer) if it's pussy, yes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988269
text:
  <kryonik> IM PRO WAR AND PRO CHOICE
  <kryonik> EAT ME YOU TREE HUGGING HIPPIE BASTARDS
  <kryonik> oh wait
  <kryonik> THEY CANT BECAUSE THEYRE ALL VEGETARIANS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988315
text:
  <endura> winme is like wrapping ur penis in pink saran wrap
  and dipping it in melted crayons, then in a freezer and
  shattering it with a brick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988361
text:
  <throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc?
  <throwback> when the fuck does that happen?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908939
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988418
text:
  <_MADMAN> i went to my first AA meetings last night
  <_MADMAN> :D
  <_MADMAN> i had a good time
  <wasting> african american club?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908939
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988471
text:
  <@[TeMpEsT]> ok, let me get this straight. you called me a
  power bitch, tried to ping me off line, went around asking for
  the chanserv password, and then tried to evade a ban. and now
  you want me to op you and your damn bot so you can try to take
  over the channel?
  <|TheRaR|> no, you only need to op the bot
  <mazrim> oh, you stupid stupid fuck.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908939
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988520
text:
  <hickhut> i have to write a speech on myself tomorrow
  <hickhut> so gay
  <mrquin27> there is a start


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908939
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988592
text:
  <Bofia> YOU're already addicted
  <Bofia> to p0rn
  <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> ive been addicted for three years
  dumbass
  <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> youre addicted to gay porn
  <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> after the "incident" with your father
  <SA-MoP> you are the one looking at granny porn
  <Bofia> Youre addicted to granny fuckings
  <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> im not looking at granny porn, there was
  a popup advertising it!
  <Bofia> sure..... we all beleive you...
  <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> last time i checked, i didnt have
  control over what popups these sick bastards put on their
  sites!
  <Bofia> yea tell that to your fucked granny....
  <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> my grandma is dead fucker
  <Bofia> I think u fucked her to much


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908940
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988641
text:
  DBO: the guy in the middle lane is blasting his music full
  blast
  DBO: so loud I cant hear my own music with the windows up
  DBO: I mean really FREAKING loud
  DBO: I look over at him and give him a nasty look
  DBO: and then I see something on the car on the other side of
  him
  DBO: its a note
  DBO: written on cardboard
  DBO: help up against the window
  Muz: Yes...and?
  DBO: "You music sucks, your stereo is too damn loud, and I'm
  sorry you have a tiny penis"
  DBO: he turned it down after that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908940
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988709
text:
  <Phoenix> what should i do a human factors research paper
  about?
  <Neal> catgirls
  <Phoenix> well, coincidentally I also have to do a Japanese
  thesis paper
  <Phoenix> and writing about anime/manga/catgirls/mawaii would
  be not at all out of line with what all the other undergrads
  in the major are doing for their SENIOR THESIS, and so it's
  really no wonder that the department head no longer gives a
  flying fuck about any of his students
  <Neal> my thesis is on why the escalation of power in dragon
  ball z is unrealistic
  <Phoenix> with the exception of Goku*
  <Neal> my thesis is FRIEZA SUX!!!!!
  <Phoenix> Working from the equation PowLev(X+1) = PowLev(X) *
  1.10, I find it illogical that two super seiyan's with
  respective levels 100,000 and 500,000 should be able to subdue
  another super seiyan with power level 750,000
  <Phoenix> From that perspective, this paper attempts to
  repudiate the outcome of the Battle of Dragon Mount and
  propose an alternate ending to the Dragon Ball Z saga


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908940
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988780
text:
  <Biz> i just finished cleaning 8 rolls of toilet paper off my
  car
  <Biz> at least it wasn't malicious, like my car getting broke
  into for the 17th time
  <wiff> are you keeping in valuables in the car that are
  visible?
  <Biz> absolutely nothing
  <Biz> because it gets broke into so much
  <Biz> one time someone stole it from the park and ride
  <Biz> so i report it, and i get a call that night
  <Biz> my car has been abandoned...in another park and ride
  <Biz> like 20 miles away
  <Biz> it's like, just take the bus, dude


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908941
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988838
text:
  <Sorak> is the server still down?
  <Sklar> fraid so
  <Sorak> omg i fucking hate blizzard
  <Sklar> i know i should be angy too, but this is the only time
  when i can get other stuff done
  <Sklar> for example
  <Sklar> did u know that uni started?
  <Sklar> i didnt :(
  <Sklar> gotta re-enrol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908941
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988894
text:
  <Danzo> damn big txt file
  <Danzo> B I G <peaches>
  * peaches watches notepad crash
  <peaches> should've zipped it up
  <Danzo> heh..story of my life =]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908941
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988936
text:
  * Entoutcas has quit IRC (Quit: And the Lord said unto John;
  Come forth and receive eternal life. But John came fifth and
  won a toaster...)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908941
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.988992
text:
  <CrackPr0n-E> all of my g/f's(except one) were all legal
  <CrackPr0n-E> so was everyone i've ever slept with
  <CrackPr0n-E> you know what that means?
  <wombat> Crack: you got your money's worth?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989046
text:
  <drunkers> u arab?
  <Zelbinian> Nope.
  <drunkers> good
  <Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English.
  <drunkers> geez
  <drunkers> u moms a whore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989093
text:
  <Ne0_Rat> we all know who the bitch is in the geek
  relationships... whoever has the worse computer ;) J/K


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989142
text:
  <Oz> if you move to newcastle that will allow you to live like
  a king
  <Oz> because you can just nick a house, furniture, etc
  <Oz> and then treat yourself to a e-coli mcsalmonella meal


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908943
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989196
text:
  <Quad> [Two men are standing face to face.  One man is with a
  woman who looks suspvcisouly like a prostitute.  Money is
  exchanged, and the woman leaves with the second man]
  <Quad> Fur trader
  <Quad> [Molson drops from the sky]
  <Quad> Budweiser
  <Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908943
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989251
text:
  <Karva> Canada doesn't even have a space program
  <Eight> uh
  <Karva> haha
  <Eight> yeah we do? We actually do a lot of manufacturing of
  parts for them shuttles.
  <Eight> I mean uh.. oops.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908943
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989300
text:
  <Dingobloo>You know you're an IRC addict when you try to type
  "LOL" after reading a quote on bash.org


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989403
text:
  <draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac?
  <DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology
  <sayn> COMPUTER FUCKER
  <sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989445
text:
  RadioMatthew:  LimeWire is like committing a solo crime.
  RadioMatthew:  Torrenting is like being a part of the mafia.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989496
text:
  pugg: My worst gig was doing sales on salary + commission.
  pugg: That's sort of like being a waiter, except you have to
  go out on the street, pull people into the restaurant, and
  convince them they're hungry.
  pugg: Also, you don't get your tip until a month after they've
  finished eating.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908945
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989549
text:
  <Gir> Final Fantasy: The Bible Adventure Coming to DVD
  <Toen> what the hell is that?
  <Gir> hehe
  <Toen> "Cecil, deliver baby Moses! Please do not throw him
  into the water!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908945
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989598
text:
  * CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion
  developer
  <CoolNo9> guess which one I was :)
  <ConqSoft> CoolNo9:  The gay one?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908945
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989651
text:
  <fnad> damn look at those spaceship quotes plummet on the QDB!
  <grongy> SHIT!
  <grongy> at this rate I'll never be able to find good nigger
  quotes again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908945
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989712
text:
  <cranky-> pagan: I just catch her when she's not looking
  <cranky-> I'll buy her dinner first so it's not rape
  <KK-> its just buying sex then
  <cranky-> what do you think marriage really is?
  <cranky-> it's long term financing on a piece of ass
  <_overkill> WORD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908946
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989761
text:
  <Joe_Fox> i'm a little n00bie short and stout, here is my
  nickname here is my SHOUT!!!1 when i get all flamed up hear me
  SHOUT!!1 ban me forever, kick me out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908946
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989842
text:
  <Paxx> What's?
  <Paxx> Up?
  <x-wing-> nufing
  <StealthStalker[G]> thats homo for "buttsex"
  <StealthStalker[G]> beelze told me
  <x-wing-> k
  <Paxx> Beelze is all about the buttsex.
  <StealthStalker[G]> and 80's music
  <StealthStalker[G]> don't forget that. Beelze = 80's music &
  buttsex
  <StealthStalker[G]> with big hair and tight leather pants, so
  Wolf says
  <Paxx> 80's music sucks.
  <Paxx> Buttsex on the other hand.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908947
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.989956
text:
  <k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as
  persons
  <Prae_> just as i thought
  <k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no
  arms at all
  <k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth
  <Prae_> LOL
  <k-rad-bob> no masturbating
  <k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd
  pittyfuck you
  <k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick
  <k-rad-bob> imagine the sex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908947
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990015
text:
  Rock'et> Why there is random damage in Subspace?
  Op>JEDI>Gau> because SS is kinda realistic...
  Op>JEDI>Gau> In reality some bullets would hit in harmless
  places, not everything will be deadly.
  Op>JEDI>Gau> meanwhile other shots will get through and break
  off heat tiles on your wing
  Rock'et> what harm could that possibly do?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908947
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990064
text:
  <Esper> And last I checked... IRC is multiplayer notepad...
  being naked really doesn't matter unless you're REALLY good
  with ASCII art.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908947
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990107
text:
  AyaMonhu: http://women.kde.org/
  AyaMonhu: :D
  roovis: wtf?!
  roovis: oh SHEESH
  AyaMonhu: LOL
  roovis: kde for women.
  roovis: is it strong enough for a man but php balanced for a
  woman?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908948
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990171
text:
  <TheCross> anybody up for a bible triva game ?
  <Angel1289> I'll play trivia.
  <JeremiahSmith> "What was Jesus' middle name?"
  <Noah> Fucking.
  <Consul> H
  <Noah> Right? Jesus Fucking Christ?
  <TheCross> gtg
  <TheCross> later
  *** TheCross (~2thecross@------3176.mainf01.in.comcast.net)
  has left #bar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908948
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990233
text:
  <&Shauna> ~dare
  <%ChocoCat>  Shauna Has Chosen Dare. Dare: Your dare is to
  describe in detail the last time you masterbated.
  * +Asu unzips pants and watches chat attentively
  <+vegeta76> answer shauna!
  <+[indy]Muaddib> answer
  <+[indy]Muaddib> in detail
  <+bahn> She's working on it... :P
  <&Shauna> bahn is taking notes
  <+[indy]Muaddib> hes got his pencil out but hes not taking
  notes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908948
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990295
text:
  <Fig_leaf> i saw this black kid the other day
  <Fig_leaf> he was wearing a jersey type shirt with 'DMX - Ruff
  Riderz' on it.
  <Fig_leaf> i asked what 'DMX' has to do with Teddy Roosevelt?
  <Fig_leaf> and he hit me
  <Fig_leaf> >:(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908949
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990390
text:
  <Cloudy_Bear> hey you know how on the simpsons when they
  scream, their tongues kinda vibrate?
  <Cloudy_Bear> well anyway, I was practicing doing that in the
  bathroom
  <Cloudy_Bear> and this girl like walks in and is like
  "uhmm.... hi..?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908950
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990534
text:
  Sway21: dude frondz how do you type so fast
  Frondz: It's not something I'm proud of.
  Sway21: why's that
  Frondz: It's detrimental to masturbation.
  Sway21: .. guess i should stop asking so many questions


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908950
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990595
text:
  <Snag> on another note
  <Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy?
  <eldee> fake tan shit?
  <eldee> wtf?
  <Snag> ya
  <Snag> i have supah white arms
  <eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick
  your arm in the pipe dude


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908950
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990641
text:
  * Hottie_Girl thinks: OK
  [Anakin`] Must have come as a shock to you.
  [Anakin`] You know...thinking.
  [Hottie_Girl] NO
  [Hottie_Girl] I'M NOT A DUM BLOND


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908950
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990697
text:
  <Buchwald> a woman at my work is chewing gum, and blew a
  bubble that popped...
  <Buchwald> she then said "i'm gonna get gum all over my face"
  <Buchwald> i've been reading bash.org all morning
  <Buchwald> so you can imagine what i thought she said


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908951
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990746
text:
  <landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers
  there is not a lot of difference between 10^9 and 10^12.
  <asphyxia:#math> yeah, only three zeros


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908951
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990806
text:
  <Sea_Bass> Hahaha, by the way, guys, how awesome is this:
  <Sea_Bass> I went to the snackbar with a couple of mates today
  <Sea_Bass> and while sitting there, this truck drove by
  <Sea_Bass> And I was like "Wow, that's a loooong truck"
  <Sea_Bass> so it had passed, and I looked over my shoulder,
  and in doing so, I caught the license plate
  <Thomp> was it long cat being moved?
  <Sea_Bass> which was 90-TL-DR


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908951
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990855
text:
  <[Crunt]> dammit i thought the rocky horror picture show was
  on
  <[Crunt]> but nooooooooooooooooo
  <ha|cyon> it was just family home videos all along?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908952
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.990951
text:
  JunInohara: ew you guys ARE still here
  JunInohara: bummer
  JunInohara: <3
  RockMecha: there's an easy fix to that
  Whorange2: we don't love you either.
  RockMecha: you see that great big button with an X on it?
  RockMecha: if you click on that, we magically go away
  Whorange2: whee
  JunInohara: :P
  RockMecha: and we go on to lead happy, cow-free lives
  Whorange2: I love you more than ice cream for that Serge.
  RockMecha: XD
  Whorange2: and I love ice cream like those fat people who have
  to ride on flatbed trucks love ice cream. that's alot.
  Whorange2: right Jamie?
  JunInohara: uhm
  JunInohara: yes?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908952
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991088
text:
  <*> Narutard is distracted by pron
  <[AN]Kaji> ya.. that'll work every time..
  <Narutard> and it's cheaper than taking your GF out
  <[AN]Kaji> and less time consuming..
  <Narutard> porn doesn't nag at you
  <[AN]Kaji> and when you get bored you can just turn it off..
  :P
  <Narutard> hehe
  <Narutard> Porn won't complain if you don't quite finish
  <[AN]Kaji> porn doesnt mind you shgaring it with your friends
  <Narutard> porn doesn't blame it on you if you don't make it
  orgasm.
  <[AN]Kaji> porn wont complain when you bring home the newest
  version..
  <Narutard> porn doesn't mind if you stay out late with the
  boys
  <[AN]Kaji> porn is always in the mood.. :P
  <Narutard> porn is ok with you pulling late hours at the
  office
  <Narutard> and it will never say, "My needs aren't being met."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908952
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991134
text:
  <justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop
  <justinfinity> rusty changed something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908953
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991188
text:
  <Mime> You had sex with the little mermaid!?
  <PeeTree> hahaha
  <Phyresis> that's gross
  <Phyresis> does she even have a... a...
  <Phyresis> does it smell like people?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908953
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991236
text:
  <Nihility> I wanna buy starcraft cereal.
  <NoJuice4u> with marshmallow zerglings????
  <Inside> kekekekeke sugar rush


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991336
text:
  <Realfloat> why does gcc makes exe files?
  <Apollo-> *blink*
  <Apollo-> maybe because it's a compiler?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991393
text:
  <willyy> licq:  [ERR] Unable to load plugin (qt-gui): /usr/
  local/lib/licq/licq_qt-gui.so: cannot open shared object file:
  No such file or directory.
  <willyy> which is the problem ?
  <Lion-O> willyy: you're missing a file.
  <willyy> which ?
  <loply> willyy: Isnt that a tad obvious? ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991447
text:
  <drjazz> I don't use an IP address, too dangerous
  <DeeTee> yeah, all those websites kept telling me my ip
  address. was like wtf, so i rang my ISP and asked them to
  delete it.
  <drjazz> indeed, I got that error that my computer was
  broadcasting an IP address
  <drjazz> took care of that shit pronto
  <DeeTee> oh hell yeah, cant have that shit out there for those
  fucking crazies to use.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908956
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991549
text:
  <MaDCoW> verdana is the best font ever
  <Threeboy> its allright.
  <Threeboy> for a web font.
  <MaDCoW> well yea
  <Threeboy> when it gets big it gets ugly.
  <Threeboy> like a woman.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908956
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991596
text:
  <fugi> when mccain wins the election and invades iran, do we
  get to yell "Monopoly!" and put hotels across iraq, iran and
  afghanistan?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991665
text:
  <@BloodNose> ooh, I could be getting cable in the next 2
  months-ish
  <@BloodNose> :D:DD
  <@BloodNose> what's that WB  of blender's that makes some
  reference to me getting cable, can anyone remember?
  <@BloodNose> it's like "the day blood gets cable, I'll
  <something something>"
  <@sevr> "quit sucking cock"
  <@sevr> keep in mind tho he never thought you'd get cable :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991712
text:
  Mjordan2nd: If you could be any fictional character, who would
  you be?
  Chris: Spider Man
  Tim: batman
  Sidd: batman
  Mjordan2nd: I'd be god


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991762
text:
  ProfessorOhki: oh, ud get a kick out of this
  ProfessorOhki: cisco guy came to talk to my class
  ProfessorOhki: (lecture hall)
  thepieisabomb: ya
  ProfessorOhki: and he goes "i ask this ever year out of
  curiosity, who has the most media collected and served?"
  ProfessorOhki: no one wants to raise hands
  ProfessorOhki: one guy rasies his hand
  ProfessorOhki: "how many gigs of media do you have shared?"
  ProfessorOhki: guy: "about 3.6 terrabytes"
  ProfessorOhki: i swear the cisco guys heart stopped for a sec


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908958
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991811
text:
  <+sic6sic> HOLY FUCK!
  <+sic6sic> i just found a cd full of pr0n i forgot i had
  <+sic6sic> }=]
  * +sic6sic is gone (reason: uhhhhh...uhm.....sleeping? )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908958
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991948
text:
  {<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in
  to your dishwasher and turn it on then run around your dining
  room table 3 times screaming about how your children are going
  to be shaped like triangles when they pop out of your wifes
  pyramid shaped pussy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908959
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.991999
text:
  <embrace> Hi
  <embrace> How do i download guys?
  <Frogworm> wouldn't you rather download girls instead?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908960
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992138
text:
  *** Switch is now known as Jesus
  <Jesus> I am GOD!!
  *** Quits: Jesus (switch@vividtv.com) (Local kill by Lucifer
  (Muhahaha) )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908960
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992182
text:
  ][HumA][79- sepcial olympics are bad because its hard on the
  person who finishes last place.. i mean.. how much lower than
  that can you get


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908960
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992293
text:
  <Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his
  head open and we had to take him to the hospital
  <Simboo> omg what happend?
  <Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof
  <Lombers[A]> split his head
  <Simboo> fwoar
  <Lombers[A]> was pissing blood
  <Simboo> stiches?
  <Lombers[A]> about an inch cut
  <Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches
  <Simboo> *shivers* eew.
  <pace> lol needed a wall hack


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992360
text:
  <Radon> there goes the neighborhood.
  <Radon> power went out.
  <Radon> thank god for UPS
  <Shel-afk> lol
  <Shel-afk> Thats great
  <Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out.
  <Radon> phone did.
  <Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the
  computer
  <Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage"
  <Radon> and flashlights.
  <Shel-afk> "Played quake"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992416
text:
  <alexei^se> I need a new hd
  <alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah!
  <xK|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40
  <xK|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra
  space for all them mpeg files
  <xK|servo> i was like shit you got me man
  <xK|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992467
text:
  <fly> i need a life out side of sex
  <@UltraBishiRyo-Sensei> funny
  <@UltraBishiRyo-Sensei> most people want it the other way
  around


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992514
text:
  <barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you
  can sleep well
  knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all
  go IRC from it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908962
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992625
text:
  <@Total-MK> You know when you play SMB and you get that weird
  thing at the end of each stage that says 'sorry the princess
  is in the OTHER castle' do you have herd panties?
  <@Total-MK> :P
  <@Total-MK> *her
  <The_Purple_Bunny> Bowser's got all her panties.
  <The_Purple_Bunny> He ain't sharing.
  <The_Purple_Bunny> >:(
  <@Total-MK> lol.
  <The_Purple_Bunny> Everyone knows the only reason she got
  kidnapped so many times is because she WANTED it.
  <@Total-MK> Well I always wonderd what she was doing up in
  Bowsers flying duck thingy in SMW.
  <The_Purple_Bunny> Blowjob, DUH!
  <@Total-MK> and she kinda goes down after throwing a mushroom
  out...ya know
  <@Total-MK> *Help Me Mario!* goes down
  <The_Purple_Bunny> She throws the mushroom out as a way of
  saying "FUCKING GO AWAY"
  <@Total-MK> lol.
  <@Total-MK> And then there is bowsers face too
  <@Total-MK> lol
  <The_Purple_Bunny> It gets orgasmic to the point that Bowser
  can't control the vehicle anymore, and it just bounces along
  the ground.
  <The_Purple_Bunny> The mechakoopas he tosses out are his way
  of saying "Ok, we're done using these up here, you play with
  'em."
  <@Total-MK> lol
  <@Total-MK> so thats why in the 3rd part of that fight...it
  starts bouncing up and down pretty hard
  <@Total-MK> and what of those Big Balls?
  <The_Purple_Bunny> Bowser's anal beads.
  <@Total-MK> ewww


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908962
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992674
text:
  <Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the
  earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough
  water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4
  or 5 hour drive from any beaches.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908962
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992730
text:
  <LucyFerr> ok..im blind apparently..wher the hell is brittneys
  nipple in that
  pic
  <LucyFerr> is this one of those "Pin the nipple on the whore"
  games?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908963
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992791
text:
  <SmMeTh> im more VERY bi-polar
  <SmMeTh> heh
  <Eightba||> lol, more very bi-polar
  <brainwreck> schizophrenia is a physical malady that only
  manifests mental problems as a symptom
  <soup> i used to hear ppl screaming and a man whispering to me
  about blood when i was younger does that make me schizo?
  <NastyNate> more like gay-polar ROFLMAO
  <Eightba||> lol
  <soup> lolo nate
  <soup> you are to witty for your own good


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908963
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992844
text:
  <Shut^D0wN> one time i called office depot and asked "What
  kind of RAM do you guys have?" and the guy said "We dont have
  RAM just memory..."
  <Wario64> So what kind of memory did they have?
  <Shut^D0wN> I dunno... I think i had an anyerism


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908963
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992890
text:
  The Fishchaser: we should tell the japaneese we found a planet
  full of giant tentacle monsters and their females are somehow
  little school girls
  The Fishchaser: we'll be going faster than the speed of light
  in a week


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908963
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992944
text:
  <eller> i ate sushi today
  <eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover
  <eller> but i just puked it up
  <motardo> not good
  <eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of
  your mouth...
  <eller> it swims in the toilet on its own.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.992998
text:
  <wirm> going to bed in 15 mins
  <wirm> 10
  <wirm> 12
  <wirm> 14
  <wirm> fucking download remain steady
  <wirm> 13


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993041
text:
  (kap) damn im gassy tonight
  (kap) too bad eSmell went out of buisness
  (kap) i could punish you guys forever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993086
text:
  <Kerf> had an argument with a friend over whether or not l33t
  stuff would count in scrabble..then i reminded him that there
  are no numbers in scrabble


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908965
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993141
text:
  <Kool-Afk> Man, I had the greatest day at work today
  <DigitalGnome> how so?
  <Kool-Afk> some guy offered me a joint to clean his gutters
  <Air|LordOfNUTs> wtf
  <DigitalGnome> sweet, i had a great day too. I offered some
  low life to clean my gutters for a joint


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908965
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993240
text:
  <precid> hardcore doggystyle on tv
  <precid> brb
  <antiuser> o_O
  <antiuser> PRECID IS WANKING!
  <precid> wow those nips are like an inch long
  <antiuser> spare us from your one handed typing mate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908965
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993295
text:
  <copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the
  country, Houston's television market ranks 11th.
  <WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in
  population?
  <CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908966
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993346
text:
  <Hayd1488> Any Intelligent Women here?
  <grovibtch> yeah
  <grovibtch> but they're not dumb enough to msg u


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908966
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993404
text:
  <parnbl00d> I've been questioning my sexuality for a while,
  but my family's all conservative and stuff, so I don't wanna
  come out with it to them
  <naga> parn: go to goatse.cx
  * parnbl00d goes
  <parnbl00d> thanks, that'll keep me straight for the next 20
  years
  <naga> no problem


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908966
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993457
text:
  <|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
  <Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn
  Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick
  that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free,
  unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes
  are too good for the likes of you to soil
  <|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908967
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993525
text:
  <pogo> i get to write on "intertextuality"
  <Kevron5000> say what
  <pogo> exaclty
  <pogo> n: bullshit v: stupid
  <serdar_argic> write 10 pages on masturbation
  <Kevron5000> now that i can do
  <pogo> or i could just masterbate on ten blank pages
  <serdar_argic> ewww
  <pogo> sign the bottom
  <serdar_argic> thats pretty intertextual
  <pogo> indeed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908967
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993627
text:
  <Amanda___> hhahaha, peng
  <Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT
  <c-rOCK> indeed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908967
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993683
text:
  <RATA> FUCKING PISSED OFF
  <SpaceCadet> BREATHE
  <SpaceCadet> in through your nose, slowly exhale through your
  mouth
  <SpaceCadet> BREATHE
  <SpaceCadet> BREATHE
  <RATA> IN THROUGH MY BONG
  <RATA> OUT THROUGH MY MOUTH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908968
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993725
text:
  Dan: It may be Saturday morning, but IRC is the protocol that
  never sleeps!
  azc: As far as I know, the only protocol that sleeps is ACPI
  :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908968
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993767
text:
  Tanith: Today was so fucked up; in science we have a really
  hot teacher and she was bending over talking to a student and
  this other kid stood behined her and pretended to hump her and
  i was standing glarign at him coz i have a thing for her.
  Tanith: she fucking turned around and saw me staring
  Tanith:....now she thinks im a pervert :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993859
text:
  <CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of
  all these hints an tips for kinky ways of sex...look at an
  american mag an its {why cant my man get it up} {does my fat
  ass turn my man off} {my man last 30seconds or less}


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993910
text:
  <The_Veteran> remember the reason you are an op DaMo
  <Damo> coz I gave head
  <The_Veteran> yes!
  <The_Veteran> he admits it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.993961
text:
  <DrWoody> <intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant
  foam #1 finger instead of a ring.
  <RastaSaf> of course the correct answer to that quote would
  be: how long did it take the doctors to remove it from you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994009
text:
  <Bane|Gone> that's ok...i had a dream once that a friend came
  over in the morning and was stabbing me in the nutsack.  then
  i woke up and it turned out that a spring in my mattress had
  broken and was poking through.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908970
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994076
text:
  <CY666> Yeah, I sticked multiple things in my ass in my life.
  <CY666> I even went to look for a virbrator in my GF's stuff
  once, since I was somehow convinced that she had one. :|
  <BUBA_kiNG> fuck.. i never gotto try out a vibrator
  <CY666> Me neither, because she didn't posses one.
  <CY666> I dried a force-feedback psx controller though.
  <CY666> Kind of hard to do...
  <CY666> You had to summon those Guardian Forces in FFVIII
  without the view on your controller, holding one side of the
  thing firmly, and laying in a weird position on your chair.
  <CY666> Didn't give me much satisfaction.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908970
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994130
text:
  Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)
  Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker.
  But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^
  ^
  Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and
  virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S
  NOT LIKE THAT!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908971
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994312
text:
  <C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run
  around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you
  did something bad
  <hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do
  very little?
  <C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908971
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994361
text:
  <Kevyn> I think I'm going to buy one of those LCD screens and
  snap it onto my girlfriend instead of my Gamecube.
  <Kevyn> So I can play Monkey Ball and fuck her in the ass at
  the same time.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908972
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994460
text:
  <Antiarc> What do you call a guy who works in teh shipping
  dept. of a fudge factory?
  <Antiarc> Seriously.
  <Antiarc> They have to have some PC term.
  <Treen> Fudge Packaging Consultant.
  <VashStampede> I just feel bad for the guy in receiving.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908972
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994517
text:
  <Lafarga> bada: I'm throwing peanuts at your head at this
  moment.
  <bada> funny, I dont feel them
  <Lafarga> bada: That's because you're thousands of miles away,
  across the internet, so my peanuts are bouncing off my monitor
  instead.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908973
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994596
text:
  <McKain> in psychology
  <McKain> we were discussing sleep
  <McKain> and the blind kid with bad hearing asks
  <McKain> "I heard that if you are dreaming and falling, and
  you hit the ground, you die for real"
  <McKain> and my professor immediately says "Yes. You die."
  <McKain> I LOL'd so hard
  <McKain> then someone else asks
  <McKain> "I hear that if you have a nightmare in which you
  die, you die for real"
  <McKain> and he goes "No, that's complete rubbish"
  <McKain> I wanted to ask "I hear if you are dreaming that you
  are battling zombies and you get bitten, you will wake up and
  be a zombie. True or false, Professor? TRUE OR FALSE?!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908973
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994707
text:
  <@madragoran> then i couldn't find the buslogic module
  <@madragoran> so i went and recompiled my kernel
  <@madragoran> still couldn't find it
  <@madragoran> oh
  <@madragoran> there it is - BusLogic
  <@madragoran> fucking hell
  <@madragoran> since when are module names capitalized?
  <@madragoran> BusLogic and NVidia think they are hot shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908973
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994756
text:
  <mango> hey your friends are waiting for you down that
  hallway...
  <gremlin> theres nobody there!
  <mango> thats right.. you have no friends


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908974
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994819
text:
  <Da_Wrecka> The guns cost £10. Considering the guns can be
  used in other games too that's not bad at all.
  <SLowry05> yeah wtf is that thing in front of hte numbers
  <Da_Wrecka> And it's still cheap.
  <Da_Wrecka> It's called a "pound sign"
  <SLowry05> oh you're chinese?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908974
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994870
text:
  <SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers?
  <phear:#916> because they make horrible employees


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908975
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.994965
text:
  MycenaeSC2K4: Sigmund Freud once thorized that all male
  children have, at one point or another, want to have sex with
  their mothers.
  MycenaeSC2K4: Now, one might think "OMG WTF?!"
  MycenaeSC2K4: Until they get a look at Freud's mom...
  Surfrider132: uhh, yeah
  MycenaeSC2K4: Holy fuck, I'd want that!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908975
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995015
text:
  <slayer4si> hey does anyone have a good version of Hackers?
  <slayer4si> or can get one?
  <zMonk> no, but I could mail a pointy stick you could use to
  poke one of your eyes out, if that helps


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908975
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995111
text:
  <+jadedragon> so are any of you boys going to talk to me?
  <@neotek> do you have nude pics?
  <+jadedragon> nope
  <@neotek> then probably not.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908976
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995214
text:
  <MicroChip> ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl?
  <Chucker-away> the Yankees
  <bishop> the sox
  <MicroChip> you guys are so female


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908976
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995276
text:
  < froggey> which is another dependency, and another place for
  people to fuck up and send me bug reports
  < aejsmith> solution: don't get users
  < aejsmith> they're all terrible, so just avoid that problem
  by not having anyone use your software
  < froggey> I'm trying! I'm building the weirdest and most
  useless possible software and yet people still want to use it
  < froggey> I don't understand it at all


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908976
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995332
text:
  <ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the
  fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I
  said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so
  we don't have to download stuff for dinner"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908977
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995383
text:
  <Twisten> Generalised question.
  <Blue> Answer.
  <Twisten> Was I talking to you!?
  <Blue> Ah, comedy gold.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908977
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995428
text:
  *** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that
  said, "I think you know what I want" to me ended up in the
  hospital. FOR SIX MONTHS.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908978
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995569
text:
  Matt: I reaaaaaaaaaaallly hope the coding for this grade genie
  in our online gradebook is fucked
  Matt: "You final exam score must be 1.20303288341787e^308 for
  Final Average to be 90"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908978
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995663
text:
  ErikB -> you know what is funny? i can measure my level of
  health by playing quake2. when i eat bad, sleep irregular and
  drink much, i play like shit. when i skate, take vitamin pills
  and sleep good i rule the scene. vitamin C is the key


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908978
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995731
text:
  <seraph> does anyone here have the Matrix 1?
  <comet_11> searph
  <comet_11> just search for the matrix reloaded
  <seraph> noooo
  <seraph> i want the FIRST one
  <seraph> the original
  <comet_11> yes
  <comet_11> I'm saying if you search for reloaded, you'll find
  the first one
  <comet_11> you made the mistake of searching for the first
  matrix
  <comet_11> that'll get you fight club


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908979
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995801
text:
  <jamesd> "... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a
  house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and
  architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a
  little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls
  have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the
  floor under your bed."
  * kop_ (~2@sdn-ap-019watacoP0124.dialsprint.net) has joined #
  solaris
  <sheenmaster> jamesd: being an OpenServer or UNIXWare user is
  like living in a house that hasn't been touched by a carpenter
  or inspected by an architect in years.  Every morning when you
  wake up, the neighbor's house is a little better.  You are
  justing thankful that the floor hasn't fallen out from beneath
  your bed, cause you know it'll be half a decade before its
  fixed.
  * RainbowW has quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by
  peer))
  <sheenmaster> jamesd: being a Windows user is like living is a
  cheap vegas hotel.  Every morning, you wake up with a new
  disease.  The floor beneath your bed is likely to fall through
  at any time, but at least you can burn the hotel down and
  rebuild it or move to another room.
  <jamesd> "Memory is like gasoline. You use it up when you are
  running. Of course you get it all back when you reboot..."
  <jamesd>  -- Actual explanation obtained from the Micro$oft
  help desk.
  <sheenmaster> haha
  <sheenmaster> Damn Microsoft for coming up with better jokes
  than we do!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908979
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995896
text:
  <DarkMatter> THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
  <DarkMatter> THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS BEFORE ME.
  <DarkMatter> THE SECOND COMMANDMENT
  <DarkMatter> STAY OUT OF MY F****** BEER.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908980
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.995943
text:
  Holy Man: Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their
  parishioners to services by bus
  THe Monkey: Are they gonna call it 'Mass Transit'?
  Holy Man: smartass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908981
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996004
text:
  <Ranzer> Mish``: btw what kinda connection you on? i dont
  wanna be laggin you too much ;]
  <Torka> Mish`` is Mish_@andover.net * Mish
  <Ranzer> and..?
  <Ranzer> i dont even know what andover.net is
  <paradon> Ranzer: andover.net is the "big evil corporate" that
  owns slashdot, sourceforge, newsforge, freshmeat, etc, iirc.
  <Ranzer> paradon: ah, so it has more bandwidth than god?
  <tristan_> pretty much :>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908981
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996054
text:
  =-= luc has changed the topic to  Nethack: The overly
  complicated roguelike computer game.
  =-= vaevictus has changed the topic to  Emacshack: The really
  overly complicated roguelike computer game
  =-= foobarbaz has changed the topic to  Emacshack: The really
  overly complicated roguelike computer game |
  Escape+Meta+Alt+Control+Shift+F => Fight monster!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908982
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996118
text:
  <EazyCheez> I wonder if I can't unplug my 3 1/2"'s interface
  cable and use that with my old CD-ROM (Samsung)
  <RvLeshrac> EazyCheez: No
  <pupkick> samsung is radio shack for people with mental
  handicaps
  <EazyCheez> RvLeshrac: I can't unplug my floppy disk drive's
  interface cable and put it into my CD-ROM?
  <thrash-> EazyCheez: Try it... it won't fit.
  <feerit> EazyCheez: notice they arent the same pinout


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908982
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996160
text:
  Chico: i would never consider her at all
  Chico: shes like 100% emo
  Chico: to the bone
  QueenRen24: aww, but emo kids are so cut
  QueenRen24: e


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908983
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996331
text:
  TANK Ex Mortis: I HATE WINDOWS!!!11one
  AkiraBlast45387: ha
  AkiraBlast45387: y?
  TANK Ex Mortis: "Cannot delete file: It is being used by
  another person or program. Close any programs that might be
  using the file and try again."
  TANK Ex Mortis: WHAT FILE, YOU SHITHOLE OPERATING SYSTEM!?
  TANK Ex Mortis: If I was on Linux, it'd be like "There was an
  error, program X doesn't want you to delete that file. Here's
  a helpful link to teach you how to get around that. Would you
  like some tea?"
  TANK Ex Mortis: Of course, when I want to install something on
  Linux, it says "You can't install that until you install these
  50 libraries, update these 3 drives, downgrade this 1 driver,
  and pick my mom up from the airport."
  TANK Ex Mortis: Whereas with Windows, it says "Click the next
  button over and over again until the program is installed. It
  will then work perfectly unless it doesn't."
  TANK Ex Mortis: Unless it's made by Valve, in which case it
  says "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE" and blows up your computer. ;
  _;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908983
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996394
text:
  <Tweeder> No, I love my Mac. It's aweseom!
  <Tweeder> It's everything I want in a computer
  <Tweeder> ...but I haven't been able to find any good IRC
  progs for OSX
  <quade> how the fuck are you on irc then?
  <Tweeder> I'm using my boyfriend's PC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908983
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996442
text:
  Lurker: i just watched some ad on the apple website
  Lurker: that was poking fun at how pcs get syntax errors and
  fatal errors
  Lurker: and then i click the next movie and it goes
  Lurker: 'Quicktime performed an illegal operation, it is
  highly recommended that you restart firefox'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996507
text:
  <@BitStream> well, I moved the couch down stairs
  <@BitStream> so the new one can be put where the old one was
  <helixblue> against the wall?
  <@BitStream> yea
  <helixblue> ahh.. I was hoping that sound was you cleaning the
  dishes
  <helixblue> I ate my cereal for breakfast with measuring cups
  this morning.
  <@BitStream> I was trying to get rid of as much stuff as
  possible before work, so thats less to do when I get back :/
  <@BitStream> helixblue: did you look in the right cabinet
  <@BitStream> there were bowls in there yesterday
  <helixblue> bits: I used the measuring cups as spoons


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996561
text:
  <kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well
  I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my
  chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When
  my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was
  suffocating and I almost died.
  <Wes> how were you suffocating?
  <kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my
  neck 8 times.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996634
text:
  <karlmex> So a friend of mine got back from Amsterdam a few
  months back, after spending a stint there with a bunch of his
  mates.  Told me quite possibly one of the funniest stories I
  ve heard. They had picked up some shrooms and acid, and
  decided to take it in the wee hours of the morning, and spend
  the day exploring the city while they tripped sure enough
  20min into it, one of the group vanishes. So, after 7 or so
  hours of struggling to search for their lost friend, they
  decide it d be best to head back to their hotel, sober up,
  regroup, and go looking when the gears worn off and they d be
  of more use.
  <tubs> lol k
  <karlmex> Anyway, upon arrival at the hotel, surprise suprise
  they find their friend standing in the lobby, dazed and
  staring at the ceiling muttering to himself.  Understandably
  they were all pissed off with him for making them worry and
  bringing their trip down as a result of their half assed
  search. However all the friend can reply with is  this fucking
  town is full of gremlins!   They tried to calm him down and
  tell him that it was the acid making him hallucinate, to which
  he replied  I knew you d say that so I captured one and locked
  it in the bathroom
  <tubs> lol?
  <karlmex> as you d expect they thought he was losing the plot,
  but he insisted they come to his room and look for themselves.
  So, they head to the room, and sure enough, the bathroom door
  is baracaded shut with chairs, lamps, mattress and the bed
  they're getting a little worried now, so they cautiously move
  the furniture away and inch the door open
  <tubs> and??
  <karlmex> ...Laying on the floor is a 10 year old kid with
  Down syndrome grinning ear to ear.
  <tubs> lol dude that's fucked up
  <karlmex> The mate had come across one of those outing groups
  or retarded kids - freaked out, balled up one of those poor
  little bastards carried him back to the room and locked him in
  the bathroom for proof
  <tubs> lol god man
  <karlmex> anyway, luckily the kid had one of those ID cards
  saying  hi my name is Ted, I live at blah blah  lol so yea,
  took the poor kid to the lobby, called the cops and did a
  runner before they arrived lol.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996687
text:
  <+aisha-fan> dude
  <+aisha-fan> my moms boss brougt in a "new" penteium I
  <+aisha-fan> those things r so old their obsoleet
  <@MewMew[WC3]> As is correct spelling, I presume.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908985
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996788
text:
  * Uman sets mode: +vvv Mode6Nine ostrich Raptor|Sleep
  * Quits: ostrich (Quit: )
  <Uman> So that's how to get rid of ostrich...
  <[dZ]Thane> ..
  * Uman sets mode: +v [dZ]Thane
  * Uman crosses his fingers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908985
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996848
text:
  <blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
  <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
  <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
  <blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
  <LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908986
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996901
text:
  <ASDF> In my data communications class, the teacher asked "How
  would one person in a company send a package to another person
  in another comapany?  Let's say that it was a woman."
  <ASDF> Then someone said "Tell that bitch to come here and get
  it herself!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908986
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.996962
text:
  <blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
  *** Joins: DigDug
  (digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net)
  <AlmtyBob> good fucking luck
  <AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
  <AlmtyBob> even used
  <DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?
  <AlmtyBob> a filipina chick
  <AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to
  the us
  <blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we
  can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908986
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997070
text:
  <Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee
  <Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee
  <Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo
  <CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your
  brain in


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908987
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997122
text:
  <Evil_Kneival> I see.
  <super`radish> dude
  <super`radish> stop with the punctuation
  <Evil_Kneival> Why?
  <super`radish> because its like putting a rainbow cowboy
  sticker on your car bumper


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908987
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997241
text:
  * halocy goes for laundry like the good house-bitch she is
  [a few mins later]
  <halocy> my bf's socks are all kinda ... crunchy
  <halocy> wtf?
  <halocy> his feet must sweat a lot
  <rvrsl> haha
  <smashi> ew
  <smashi> hehe
  <smashi> are you sure it's
  <smashi> SWEAT!
  * smashi giggles
  <halocy> what else would it be?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908988
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997292
text:
  <Flirbnic> HAHAHA SQUINKY MADE A GRAMMATICAL ERROR.
  <Squinky> HAHHA FLIRBNIC HAS A BIG BUTT AND HIS BUTT STINKS
  AND HIS HEAD IS HIS BUTT.
  <Flirbnic> Stop it, I'm very sensitive about that. :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908988
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997340
text:
  random girl: hey!
  me: ...hi?
  me: who is this?
  random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
  random girl: ur hot
  me: thanks
  random girl: np
  me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to
  her
  me: what should I do?
  random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off
  or sumthing
  me: oh alright
  me: I have to go
  me: my mom is kicking me off
  me: bye


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908988
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997392
text:
  <terminal> sir you must do it
  <terminal> and film it
  <Tark-Indy> yeah my flatmate is in there whipping the weasel
  and I go kool-aid man on him
  <Tark-Indy> OH YEAH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997440
text:
  <DragnFly> You know, what we need is a room of all american
  chatters. Since people are always quiet on IRC anyways, we can
  call it "American Idle" :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997500
text:
  <jc> I have a dream.
  <ailie> I had a dream.
  <jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny
  Amazon women?
  <ailie> No.
  <jc> Sadly, neither did mine.
  <jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming
  thing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997544
text:
  SKoertig: I am trapped in a Bank of America please send help
  SKoertig: They do not have a bathroom
  SKoertig: I may die in this place.
  Artilicer: odd
  Artilicer: they let me use their bathroom
  Artilicer: last time when I was bleeding from the mouth thanks
  to wisdom teeth removal
  SKoertig: I think they literally have no toilet.
  Artilicer: so
  Artilicer: do they use the mouths of their customers or
  SKoertig: These are accountants. I am fairly certain they do
  not poop.
  SKoertig: Their buttholes are purely recreational in purpose.
  Artilicer: how convenient
  SKoertig: Please poop in my buttholehhfuffjrqqow
  SKoertig: Sorry one of the tellers stole my phone for a second
  Reuben Sandwich: fyi, the bathroom is not in the safe
  SKoertig: I escaped. No prison can hold me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997594
text:
  <ZS> hey i just realized
  <ZS> i think my isp gives me some hosting space..
  <wh0re> cool
  * waffle waits for zs to try to host warez on 2mb of space


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908990
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997650
text:
  <Asday>  Hey, the amount of bash quotes has gone down...
  <iddo>  ?
  <Asday>  Was 20720.  Now it's 20718.
  <iddo>  could you have less of a life?
  <Asday>  I try.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908990
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997708
text:
  <NickBlasta> i just pwned a fly with a quarter
  <rzrshrp> real blastas use their hands
  <NickBlasta> i have evolved to use tools of pwnage
  <rzrshrp> ...a quarter
  <rzrshrp> it's a fucking quarter
  <NickBlasta> deadly in the right hands
  <rzrshrp> lol, fool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908990
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997751
text:
  CaptainMoonpie2: Working on a report
  CaptainMoonpie2: Tell me why welfare is bad
  CaptainMoonpie2: But in a really, really long explanation that
  is easy to copy and paste
  IMADV82: Because people like me end up paying for people like
  your mom to raise people like you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908991
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997803
text:
  <NASSSSSTY_Xy> distance from base of palm to top of middle
  finger
  <Elfie> 16 cm
  <NASSSSSTY_Xy> 20cm
  <Nil|breakfast> 17.4
  <Anarie> ok now lets talk about bra sizes...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908991
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997940
text:
  <Uberkommando> i keep all my songs in
  "E:ClearlyNotPiratedMedia"
  <Uberkommando> that should keep the RIAA off my trail for a
  while


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908992
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.997990
text:
  <Smmenen> Rakso, as a law student, how can it possibly help
  you to be so exaggerating
  <Tristal> Do you even know what lawyers DO?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908992
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998093
text:
  <[zc]Kinslayer> omfg
  <[zc]Kinslayer> it's days like this i hate my fucking job
  <[zc]FuLLcLiP|work|> why whats up
  <[zc]Kinslayer> argh this customer cannot find her address bar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908993
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998201
text:
  <Casualty-> i did weed once, fuck that shit
  <Casualty-> and pot once
  <CAL-bf|Russ> Weed was amazing
  <eI|Katie> casualty...
  <eI|Katie> weed = pot
  * emolithic|Icon_class has joined #gxl
  <Casualty-> err
  <Casualty-> not pot
  <Casualty-> cocaine
  <Meta474> hahaha
  <Meta474> Nerd.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908993
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998259
text:
  Gamerman2601: (>^_(>O.o)> HOMOSEXUAL KIRBY
  Gamerman2601: :D
  Gamerman2601: lol
  Hachi: XD
  Gamerman2601: (>^_(>^_(>O_o) THREESOME!
  Hachi: oh god
  Gamerman2601: :D
  Gamerman2601: (>^-^)> ~~ (>^-^)> ~~ <(;;o_o;;)> ~~ <(^_^<) ~~
  <(^_^<) KIRBY BUKKAKE!
  Hachi: XD]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908993
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998311
text:
  <|steve|> you know whats sick
  <|steve|> on every IRC network,
  <|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people
  <|steve|> and #wtc
  <|steve|> opportunists


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998368
text:
  <kuribo> Deathlove, awaken!
  <Deathlove> shut up!
  * kuribo cries
  * kuribo checks for stats
  <Deathlove> I can't wait until any of you ever get laid and
  have something else to fixate on.
  <kuribo> yeah
  <kuribo> but until that day
  <kuribo> when do we get stats?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998414
text:
  (Mootar) morons.
  (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are
  connected to my wireless
  (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by
  breaking into my completely unsecure network
  (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
  (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn
  on their computer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998462
text:
  *** mad-splat (~mad-splat@2-170.borcpe.cableone.net) has
  joined #programming
  <mad-splat> @find *turbo*c++*
  <mad-splat> @find *codewarrior*
  <dos622> @find you*being*banned
  *** mad-splat (~mad-splat@2-170.borcpe.cableone.net) has left
  #programming


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998527
text:
  <DrNick668> an asian buddy started to hang out with what he
  calls 'a gang of hardcore azns'
  <DrNick668> he says that if someone wanted to bash him they'd
  get killed and they'd hafta go thru a few lines of defense
  <DrNick668> i'm thinkin what he means is he's in an azn clan
  for CS
  <DrNick668> and if i shot at him i'd get fragged
  <DrNick668> and the lines of defense are a firewall, virus
  scan and flood protection on his irc porn server


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908995
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998581
text:
  <Booster> whyd you get a mac?
  <Nick> I have conqured the PC
  <Nick> just wanted to try it out
  <Booster> you got it cause you were bored?
  <Booster> thats like saying "ive mastered walking with 2 legs"
  so you cut one off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908996
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998716
text:
  Lukerul1: my mom got a laptop, she opened it up, and was
  looking at it, and asked what it was
  Lukerul1: i wanted to cry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908996
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998758
text:
  cmk314: i said Civil engineers have the biggest erections
  cmk314: Some other guy said mechEs make weapons, civEs make
  targets
  cmk314: and at the exact moment i realized i need to get out
  of engineering.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908996
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998810
text:
  <JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
  <JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du
  Nostredame
  <JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908996
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998866
text:
  <rone> OH BY THE WAY WE'RE BEING ACQUIRED.  AGAIN.
  <rone> hey, at least we didn't merge with tab.net
  <PetrDoubt> Yes, we did.
  <PetrDoubt> Verio owns tabnet.
  <rone> o fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998914
text:
  <Ainslee> does anyone here use a computer that much that they
  find it physically painful to write after a while?
  <MellerTime> Ainslee: you mean, on like... paper?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.998963
text:
  <Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old
  daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"
  <Straylight> you cant trust those Micks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999010
text:
  <miksa> I remember the first time I went shitting in the woods
  at army. I still have nightmares of how the mosquitos atacked
  my balls X(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908998
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999060
text:
  <OG4Life> hey u faggity bunch of foreign fucks
  <[Abomination]> Dalnet can't hear you unless you connect to
  them dude.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908998
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999119
text:
  <R4V3N0U5 1> i bet in like 1000 yrs everyone is gonna have a
  comp in their room
  <R4V3N0U5 1> the great great great grand children of irc
  <R4V3N0U5 1> who dont even need to eat or shit, just be on the
  comp all day
  <R4V3N0U5 1> and because everyone would be on their comp all
  day
  <R4V3N0U5 1> no tech support or admin, everyone fend for
  themselves
  <R4V3N0U5 1> thats where theyd form clans...people would hack
  other peoples networks...hacker pvp, where you loose, you're
  life is gone
  <daenonok> stop it! AHHHHH!!! STOP IT!!!!!!
  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
  *daenonok stabs his own eyes out with a nearby ballpoint to
  avoid going mad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908998
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999216
text:
  <Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated
  that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids
  should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs,
  because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait
  until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908999
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999264
text:
  <turboeli> Someday I will achieve my project of putting
  together the ultimate funny stereotype, the Engrish Gangsta.
  However, I have yet to progress further than 'bring bring'.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908999
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999382
text:
  <DiTsHiP> I'm about to go to class, I have two tests today.
  <AldeBaran> erk, good luck
  <DiTsHiP> Thanks
  <AldeBaran> what subject(s)?
  <DiTsHiP> Psychology and Data Structures
  <AldeBaran> wow...don't get mixed up...
  <DiTsHiP> I'll try not to :)
  <AldeBaran> "what program would we use to solve for X?" "Well,
  a program of mild anti-depressants followed by some sessions
  with a psycologist should make X feel better about himself"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909000
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999486
text:
  <Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and
  also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward
  <LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace
  throughout the world


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909000
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999539
text:
  <mikeD> ya i got into a fight im so pissed....
  <abrutii> well... did you win?
  <mikeD> no but i got a good hit in
  <abrutii> ya? thats good, where did you hit him?
  <mikeD> i hit his hand with my eye
  <abrutii> lmfao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909000
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999600
text:
  niteowl7710: When I went to the website to see what the
  current cover
  niteowl7710: And I got a pop-up from Spice.net...offering me
  (and I quote)
  niteowl7710: MONSTER TITS -- THE LARGEST BREASTS ALLOWED BY
  LAW
  enigmamofm: Wow.
  enigmamofm: wait
  enigmamofm: "By law?"
  niteowl7710: That sir, is what it said
  enigmamofm: There's some sort of regulatory legislature on
  this issue?
  niteowl7710: I'm not sure but I now have a new goal in life
  niteowl7710: Figure out how to get a job in the Department of
  Health & Human Services (makes sense to me)
  niteowl7710: In the "Breast Measurement Bureau"
  niteowl7710: I'm sorry ma'am but those are just too large, I'm
  going to have to fine you
  niteowl7710: Well yes Ms. I'm sure this does just seem like
  titty fucking, but I assure you is a valuable tool we use here
  at the B.M.B.
  enigmamofm: You are a credit to you community sir.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909002
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999846
text:
  <deophite> HOLLAND, Michigan (AP) -- Tacking Jr. or II onto a
  boy's name is too common, a new father decided, so the
  self-described engineering geek took a software approach to
  naming his newborn son.
  <deophite> Jon Blake Cusack talked his wife, Jamie, into
  naming their son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0.
  <Yale> nice ;x
  <Craisin> haha
  <Craisin> when he learns to walk, 2.1


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909002
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999899
text:
  <KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES
  DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?"
  <KeeperS> and it has a picture of a triangle
  <KeeperS> and then 4 answer choices
  <KeeperS> how do you get that wrong?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.999982
text:
  (Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft,
  then he could bust into the colo and frighten them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.000082
text:
  <Grimhound> You know. You'd think that the human body, being
  the product of millions of years of evolution, would
  eventually learn to dull pain when it becomes a chronic thing.
  <ryzorg> that seems true
  <@AndrewPH> that would be counter productive


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.000132
text:
  <sysrq> 10 mins till next period
  <Nitronium> till your next period?
  <sysrq> im in school heh
  <Nitronium> shit, better get home quick then!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909004
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.000816
text:
  <Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt
  belong
  <Acero> steven, have you entered our daily drawing at
  Bigprizes.com yet? You could win $25.00! Buy a
  <Acero> punk rock CD and stick it to The Man!!
  <Acero> steven, Get Approved for an Unsecured Gold Credit Card
  Instantly Online! Click here and get 500
  <Acero> Bigprizes points!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909005
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.000912
text:
  (Anon) I want to be a concert promoter...
  (Anon) and sign Dave Matthews Band, The Strokes, and Tool for
  the same show...
  (Anon) and bill them in that order
  (GiantRobot) yeah, because those three obviously have such
  similar fans...
  (Anon) No no
  (Anon) I just want the ticket stub
  (Anon) Dave Matthews Band Strokes Tool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909005
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.000968
text:
  <kurai> lol this is the best warning ever looklook:
  <kurai> This is your brain -> O
  <kurai> This is your brain on drugs -> o
  <kurai> This is your butthole -> o
  <kurai> This is your butthole in prison -> O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909006
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001056
text:
  <Laity> this chick had her friend tell me, she's liked me
  since middle school
  <Laity> that's over 5 freakin years
  <Al_Koholic> haha
  <Al_Koholic> Is she hot?
  <Al_Koholic> "No."
  <Al_Koholic> "She has a hot personality"
  <Laity> i think she is
  <Laity> well, not amazingly hot
  <Al_Koholic> Just a good personality, no?
  <Al_Koholic> "She's a great person"
  <Laity> i put her pic on the net
  <Laity> lemme find it
  <Laity> (No, i'm not pathetic, i run our class website)
  <Al_Koholic> haha, and that's not pathetic?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001112
text:
  <McEi8th> God damn it
  <McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad
  and I saw his dong
  <McEi8th> It was pretty sick
  <Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...
  * Pozzi runs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001168
text:
  <dot> one sex
  <dot> eek
  <dot> sec
  <dot> damn that typo
  <Alexander> sure
  <Waldo> paging doctor freud...
  <Waldo> paging doctor freud...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001215
text:
  (+ColdPie) my lesbian coworker's partner is having twins
  (@uguu) is she hot
  (+ColdPie) no, she's a real life lesbian
  (@uguu) oh right


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001264
text:
  <ANTIDEAD> I had a dream last night that I met you in real
  life, so we dressed up as zoro and smuggled drugs over the
  mexican border
  <ANTIDEAD> Perhaps I should lay off the burritos


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909008
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001312
text:
  Annabel0Lee: I saw Jesus in my pop tart this morning.
  LUunfortunate: did you eat it?
  Annabel0Lee: Yes, is that wrong?
  LUunfortunate: You coulda made money off of it
  LUunfortunate: and then bought like a bunch of replacement
  poptarts
  Annabel0Lee: Well, I haven't had communion in a while...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909008
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001358
text:
  Lint: *beep* thank you for visitint ghte #macintosh store, we
  are currently replenishing our inventory of "you are a lozar
  get lost" shirts. press 1 to continue in statement, press 2
  for an argument, press 3 for abuse.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909008
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001400
text:
  SpUnGe14: I should name my nuts Trinidad and Tobago
  skater067: or
  skater067: the virgin islands
  SpUnGe14: Ouch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909009
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001450
text:
  <cshepherd> i hax0red my first root account at age 12
  <cshepherd> i was so proud!@
  <cshepherd> no pubic hair, but good god did i have root


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909009
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001501
text:
  <Hiroe> I want to create a new doll toy for kids
  <Hiroe> called "Jersey Baby"
  <Hiroe> Idea being, it screams endlessly, until you wrap it in
  plastic to silence it and throw it away


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909009
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001543
text:
  ilovelickinstamp: i had all the answers to my history final
  today
  ilovelickinstamp: and you know how you never want to get an A+
  ilovelickinstamp: well i kept saying to myself
  ilovelickinstamp: ok you can miss that one
  ilovelickinstamp: and i lost count
  ilovelickinstamp: and i ended up getting an 80%
  ilovelickinstamp: i wouldve gotten a better score without the
  answers!
  YaMoMsLova: dude...
  YaMoMsLova: thats ridiculous mike


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909009
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001592
text:
  <usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a
  restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at
  all times."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909010
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001637
text:
  Metl_AtWork: "Whatever comes out of the resolution must
  address the root cause," Bush said
  Metl_AtWork: I love bush quotes.
  Metl_AtWork: he makes me feel smart when I read them.
  Metl_AtWork: hes like the John Madden of politics =D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909010
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001749
text:
  <testify> i hate the CLI which i have been using for 5 dam
  years
  <testify> like i said, its the year 2003 not 1984
  <snaund> testify: umm, it's 2002 here
  <snaund> must be a timezone thing
  <testify> well its near 2003
  <snaund> testify: there's a special name for the year that's
  nearly 2003
  <testify> taht is?
  <snaund> testify: 2002
  <testify> ok


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909011
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001799
text:
  <chikster> lol
  <c-rOCK> this is great
  <chikster> whats that one quote
  <c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909011
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001901
text:
  <daralc> going to bed, night
  * daralc is now known as daralc|zZZ
  <daralc|zZZ> hmm
  <daralc|zZZ> i think something is fucked
  <daralc|zZZ> winamp has to buffer shit ..for atleast 5 seconds
  ..that is on the harddrive
  <iHarrison> Hah!
  <Aaron> thats a good indication i think.
  <iHarrison> So much for sleeping, daralc!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909012
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.001975
text:
  <ThelegendarySCM> me and my buds lit a car on fire once- kinda
  by accident
  <ThelegendarySCM> but it was fun to watch the gas tank blow
  up.
  <Artanis> lol
  <Artanis> :-)  where did this happen?
  <ThelegendarySCM> we were out playing pranks on one of our
  friends when we saw our principles's car- he was a TOTAL ass,
  and we all hated him. Was a drop top, and the dude left the
  top open. We climbed n and started fucking with the car, when
  somehow the cifggarette lighter wnt itm goit red hot, fell out
  and lit the floormats ablaze
  <ThelegendarySCM> Never ran so fast from anything in my life.
  After we got about 2 miles away we turned just in time to see
  the gas tank go.
  <Artanis> hahahhahaaha
  <Artanis> and uhh, you never got caught?
  <ThelegendarySCM> nope. No one saw us(for some wierd reason)
  <Artanis> lol
  <ThelegendarySCM> Man, that dude was HEATED the day after at
  school. He dragged us all into the auditorium and we spent 6
  hours there. I mean the whole school, in a crowded auditorium,
  and he wouldnt lets us leave until someone confessed. No one
  did, and when school did end the superintendent was waiting
  for the principal. He was promptly fired for keepoing us in
  that room for 6 hours.
  <ThelegendarySCM> Talk about insult after injury.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909012
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002026
text:
  <@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk
  <@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was
  <@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells
  <@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909013
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002178
text:
  <Domino> what are you doing?
  <Elenkis> eating and drinking and being merry
  <Elenkis> well, eating and dirnking anyway
  <Elenkis> dirnking
  <Elenkis> ...
  <Elenkis> drinking
  <Elenkis> and typing too fast


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909014
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002331
text:
  <TREllis> avajdjddkdkkkkah
  <geekster> oh look, trellis is looking at the bottom of his
  laptop again
  <drochaid> someone tell him it's NOT an etch-a-sketch please
  <geekster> shaking it dosen't make irc go away, it will still
  abuse you, more so if you break your laptop being stupid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909014
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002402
text:
  * |taint| brushes qcommand hair back, traces lips gently with
  finger, staring into eyes...and then a kiss.
  <|taint|> omfg wrong one!
  <|taint|> =(((((
  <qcommand> OMG
  <Garak> LOL!!!
  <|taint|> !!!!!
  <Garak> ROFL!!
  <|taint|> gah
  <|taint|> rofl stfu =(
  <qcommand> i feel strange
  <Deena> eeewwwwww.......
  <|taint|> rofl
  <Deena> grossss.....
  <|taint|> i hit the wrong one damnit!
  <SCORPION> lol
  <SCORPION> Q has been tainted


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909014
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002453
text:
  <Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the
  Necker Hospital, and seven of them are doing well."
  <Danelope> The other two transformed into hideous demon-beasts
  and began slaying the hospital staff.
  <Danelope> And eating their brains.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909014
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002516
text:
  <Brian> I'll drink to that.
  <Huitzil> You'll drink to changing the batteries in your smoke
  detector!
  <Huitzil> Which is quite important, don't get me wrong, but
  not really a drinkable occurance.
  <Brian> Hey!  I don't have a drinking problem!
  <Brian> If anything, I'm TOO good at it. <_<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909015
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002560
text:
  dracony_gentoo: C#?
  dracony_gentoo: i like to keep away from objects
  dracony_gentoo: especially sharp ones
  dracony_gentoo: get it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909015
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002609
text:
  deusnoctum> I love online pharmacy spam that offer "discrete
  shipping."  Does that mean they ship every pill individually?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909015
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002717
text:
  <Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training
  <Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP]
  <eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag
  thing and office XP pro :)
  <eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has
  "microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it...
  im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated
  <kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro
  version"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002768
text:
  <trashcan> studpid email
  <trashcan> Subject:Massive Cocks, 14 inch cocks ripping open
  tight teen cunt holes
  <trashcan> WHO thinks of these things
  <PhD> i heardly think world health organization has time to
  think up of spam email titles


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002817
text:
  <Psychofreak> I have a kid (3 yo) with toys that do stuff and/
  or beep. Easily 100 AA batteries in JUST her toys. (although
  she does not play with many anymore so they are getting packed
  up for donation) Funny thing is we got her a wooden train set,
  no batteries at all, and now almost all the fancy electronic
  toys are left alone! We will see if this holds true for more
  than a few weeks.
  <Psychofreak> Amazing how much more powerful imagination is
  than batteries.
  <Anonymous Coward> Try telling that to my wife.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002862
text:
  < cunt^chocula> I think there will be Michael Jackson
  sightings the way there are Elvis sightings now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909017
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.002957
text:
  HalfShadow> Oh yeah. Ever see something so bad you wanted to
  go into fetal position?
  seventhcrow> spice world


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909017
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003006
text:
  <@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh
  <@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909017
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003052
text:
  <Graphic_V> Remember when you turned 18 and you could finally
  start looking at those naked people on the internet?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909018
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003195
text:
  -usagi- attacking asians doesn't bother me tubby
  -Seethroc- Calling me tubby doesn't bother me either, Mr.
  Drives-girls-to-being-dykes.
  -usagi- At least I can get girls in my area code
  -Seethroc- Yeah, at least you have that. Cling to it like a
  motherfucker.
  -usagi- Oh, I will.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003247
text:
  <[CD]Zinc|o_O> anyone know the name of tupac and biggy's new
  song ?
  <[CwO]polarity> "We're Both Still Dead"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003323
text:
  <Illogical> It is true of all Christian pop songs, that they
  are simply pop songs that have the word 'baby' replaced with
  'Jesus.'
  <Illogical> For example, "My loneliness is killing me, (and I)
  I must confess, I still believe (still believe). When I'm not
  with you I lose my mind, give me a sign... Hit me Jesus, one
  more time."
  <Illogical> Or, "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, when all your love is
  gone, who will save me from all I'm up against out in this
  world?"
  <bec> what about something from this year?
  <Illogical> "Tell me Jesus, what's your story? Where you come
  from, and where you wanna go this time?"
  <Illogical> I rest my case.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003376
text:
  <bob[notn00bsoft]> i can make better games then you. i just
  need help with the engine and graphics and stuff
  <Sarthek> So you're better than us at making games...
  <Tempyst> So in otherwords you need us to do everything for
  you, and then you take credit.
  <Tempyst> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, MISTAR


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003445
text:
  < +Jen > I dont want to visit shitcity.com because my parents
  are around, tell me more about it
  < Ad_Libitum > girls eating shit.... literally
  < Ad_Libitum > thats all u have to know
  < +x_quest > and you get bestiality pop ups
  < +Jen > Cool, free?
  < +big_mac > yeah
  < +Jen > I mean I have videos of that stuff ^_^
  < Ad_Libitum > ........
  < +big_mac > oh god
  < +Dyne_Zears > .........
  < ravix > you are seriously disturbed
  < +Jen > I like to call it "open minded"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909020
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003500
text:
  <Locke> Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and
  glanced at the clock and seen 3:14 and thought "Hahaha, it's
  Pi Time. Man Pi Time, how lame, I can't believe I thought
  that"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003635
text:
  <Scarlet[away]> :/
  <Scarlet[away]> im cold :(
  <Scarlet[away]> my teeth are chattering lol
  <SEXMACHINE> remind me not to ask for a blow job on a cold
  night
  <Scarlet[away]> ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003682
text:
  (@der-carsten`) tim? no school today?
  (@Alucard`) it's saturday...
  (@der-carsten`) no, it's thursday
  Alucard` is now known as Alucard`school


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003749
text:
  <Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the
  equivilant too
  <Rhelik> lex:"my car won't start"  rhelic:"it needs a new
  starter"  lex:"so how do i fix it?"  rhelic:"get a new
  starter"  lex:"does that mean i have to get one?"  rhelic:"are
  you an idiot?"
  <Rhelik> lex: stop bitching and just fix it, you sound like a
  bad girlfriend
  <lex> i am a girl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003799
text:
  <Radamanthys> BTW, necrophilia is the one who has a friendship
  with the dead, pedophilia is the one who has a friendship with
  the children, but, how are called those who have a friendship
  with animals?
  <FlareonAtma> rada: "mexicans"
  <Radamanthys> atma- ;x


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909022
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003899
text:
  <@TheRef>My girlfriend caught me sleep-wanking last night
  <hoochy>lol, typo. i'm a post that to bash
  <@TheRef>Dude, that wasn't a typo.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909022
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.003966
text:
  <@HomeBrewR> "This combo includes a great Asus XP motherboard
  with onboard video+audio, AMD Athlon XP 2000+ processor with
  cooling fan & 256MB PC133 SDRAM memory" heh...no bottleneck
  there
  <@DeadKenne> yikes pc133 ram?!
  <@HomeBrewR> dk, yeah...exactly
  <@DeadKenne> that's kind of like tying one arm and a leg
  together, then trying to run a race
  <@da4> hehe
  <@DeadKenne> you'll make it there... eventually
  <@DeadKenne> the cpu must have to idle alot
  <@da4> "designed by Apple hardware engineers"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004030
text:
  <sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing
  portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark,
  and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot
  about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father.
  <clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father
  then?
  <sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand,
  plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with
  jarjar.
  <clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar
  is his father
  <Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't
  want luke to know


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004083
text:
  <RadiX> I had a thought
  <Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.
  <RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure
  what it was.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004134
text:
  <Samantha> What bird was named for what was wrongly thought to
  be its country of origin?
  <Kevyn> Turkey
  <Samantha> Kev is da man
  <Kevyn> It was either that or the Mexican


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004183
text:
  <Milon> I I can't believe I was fooled like that. my brother
  and his friend told me there was pie downstairs and as I go
  down they had like a giant rubber slingshot set up and they
  nailed me with it >:(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909024
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004235
text:
  --- Received a CTCP NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER from amoeba (to #
  somethingawful)
  <Hee-La> score
  <SteamedHams> i was about to nigger
  <Hee-La> never hesitate when niggering
  <SteamedHams> but it might blackfire


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909024
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004280
text:
  * peer stares at CCOutlaw[fagitz]
  *** Quits: CCOutlaw[fagitz]
  (outlawtorn@FFChat-24919.ipt.aol.com) (Connection reset by
  peer)
  <peer> :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909024
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004335
text:
  <nakke> !dictionary fellatio
  <FillyJonk>  2 entries found for fellatio.
  <FillyJonk>  fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of
  the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of
  fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.]
  <JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for
  people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and
  what do you do? - look up dirty words...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909025
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004461
text:
  (VapOr) what the command 2 setup the bunnyscript?
  <Stormcaller> just press alt-f4 to bring up the setup menu
  <@shp|away> format c:/q
  [Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: FFS GOTO SLEEP NN ALL have
  sweet dreams]
  <@shp|away> lol
  <Stormcaller> ROFL
  [J] VapOr has joined #lobby -
  [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com]
  <Stormcaller> hahaha
  * @shp|away points and laughs
  <@shp|away> i think he meant ctrl-F4
  [P] VapOr has left #lobby
  [J] VapOr has joined #lobby -
  [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com]
  <@shp|away> rofl
  (VapOr) pfff
  <@shp|away> sorry
  <@shp|away> really
  <Stormcaller> hah
  <@shp|away> that was cheap
  (VapOr) ok i d/l it then i installed it
  <Stormcaller> next you'll be telling him its "/quit i am a
  ponce"
  (VapOr) "/quit i am a ponce
  [Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: i am a ponce]
  [J] VapOr has joined #lobby -
  [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com]
  <Stormcaller> lol
  (VapOr) cool
  (Diamond_Viper) lol fool
  <@shp|away> well now he knows three new commands anyways


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909025
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004512
text:
  <`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it,
  they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"
  <dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your
  penis?
  <dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks
  like when they have you bent over?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909025
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004567
text:
  <usunoro>  so how's the webcam working?
  <NeWaVe>  it worked good
  <NeWaVe>  i only turn it on everyso often
  <NeWaVe>  like when im talking to alice
  <fuchikoma>  or soliciting men to buy you things on your
  amazon.com wishlist


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909026
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004670
text:
  * Cyst slaps Aranarth.
  * Cyst runs away.
  * Aranarth wonders what the hell.
  <Aranarth> ..
  <Aranarth> missed two periods :p
  <Cirith> you're probably pregnant
  <Aranarth> Cyst impregnated me with a slap?
  <Cirith> well, you did miss two periods
  <Aranarth> No, they were just late


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909026
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004725
text:
  <Callick> Thanks a ton man..
  <Yoss> no big deal
  <Yoss> sending to a 56k is like peeing in the ocean


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909027
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004784
text:
  silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
  Slider: Yea
  silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and
  there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting,
  maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
  Slider: Holy shit.
  silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and
  scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE
  XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me
  money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and
  knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with
  these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
  Slider: Omg you dumb shit!
  Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday.
  What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
  silic0nsilence: Yeah..
  silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909027
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004829
text:
  (Curb) don't worry no trees were harmed in the search for my
  glasses, toes were stubbed and lives were lost...but all tress
  are fine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909027
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004882
text:
  <zephyrlot> Do you want my personaluity to be:
  <zephyrlot> Snob who looks down on people
  <zephyrlot> Ass-kissing groupie
  <zephyrlot> Desperately trying to be friends
  <@TJ32> Which is the one that types the least?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909027
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.004963
text:
  <Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error  :o
  *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
  (Read error: EOF from client)
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  <Bartolimis> fuck
  *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
  (Read error: EOF from client)
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  <Bartolimis> fuck
  <Spazz> fuck
  *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
  (Read error: EOF from client)
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  <Spazz> fuck
  <Bartolimis> stop
  *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
  (Read error: EOF from client)
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  <Bartolimis> we're done >:)
  <Ranto> hmh?
  <Spazz> Your client got an error...
  <Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck
  <Spazz> everytime we said f***
  *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
  (Read error: EOF from client)
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  <Spazz> Quit saying fukc
  <Bartolimis> my bad
  <Spazz> fuck*
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  (Read error: EOF from client)
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  <Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ?
  *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
  (Read error: EOF from client)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909028
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005018
text:
  <SA-Meta> pyro send me a good computer and war3
  <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Alright.  Address?
  <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> And if you act now, the Anthrax is free!
  <SA-Meta> OMG YES!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909028
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005064
text:
  * woodss has Favourites
  * fungi has Bookmarks
  * morner has a secretary :P
  morner: well, more of an assistant really
  morner: ...
  morner: ok, it's a pda


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909028
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005119
text:
  <@baka> anyone here ever eaten sushi off a naked woman?
  <Sloshed> no thanks
  <@baka> i'm intrigued
  <@Sadrak> I'd volunteer to do the dishes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909029
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005214
text:
  * veganzombie has joined #uc
  <veganzombie> Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss.....
  * veganzombie has quit IRC (Quit: Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss.....)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005313
text:
  <KOMPRESSOR> guess what i got
  <KOMPRESSOR> i got a 100 dollar cigar
  <Lurch> wow, don\'t spend it all in one place


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005387
text:
  <MrMonster> just a sec, want to see if I can find this video
  of a guy shooting himself
  <tack> that para dice kid?
  <tack> the one who shot himself after his gf got on the
  elevator and left?
  <MrMonster> it can't beat the crazy video at ogrish.com where
  the guy gets his throat cut
  <tack> which one?
  <tack> the one where he gets his throat slit from behind?
  <tack> the one where he's already dead and they had to refilm
  it??
  <MrMonster> he's quite alive
  <MrMonster> and the blood is gurgling as he tries to breathe
  <slh> ah yes
  <slh> the internet
  <slh> where else can you have a calm discussion about snuff
  films at 4 in the morning?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005491
text:
  <JadussD> all i can say is, the native americans could not
  have had better vengeance on americans than tobacco :|
  <JadussD> hundreds of thousands of dead each year
  <JadussD> "hey, we're going to enslave, decimate, relocate,
  and destroy your way of life."
  <JadussD> "oh, okay. here, smoke this"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909031
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005544
text:
  <Graey> aw hell yeah.  the olsen twins in bikinis
  <Sasquatch> Pervert!... url?
  <Graey> newsgroups
  <Sasquatch> bleh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909031
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005606
text:
  <+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)
  <+Shaym> hey
  <+GoodScrat> baby shaym
  <+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps
  <+stereo> hehe
  <+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?
  <+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of
  a gum wrapper?
  <+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909032
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005662
text:
  Cataclaw: "You are on day 2135 of your evaluation period"
  Cataclaw: o sorry paint shop pro
  Cataclaw: mind if i use it one more day?
  Tinactin: Were I to ever release a bit of software and have
  the nerve to charge to "activate" it, I'd have those messages
  become ruder and ruder as the use progressed past the trial
  period.
  Tinactin: Until, "You motherfucking cunt, why not just pay for
  the fucking software already? Jesus fucking Christ, what do
  you think, I coded this shit out of the goodness of my fucking
  heart?  Bullshit, you've been using this shit for a fucking
  year already, and I haven't gotten a single fucking thank you,
  let alone a goddamn cent for it.  Fuck you, you worthless,
  mooching son of a bitch.  Fuck you.  [Activate] [Continue
  Unregistered]"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005719
text:
  <prick> guess who gets to touch breasts daily? IT'S ME.
  <prick> god just imagine, jojo your life
  <prick> you wake up in the morning. BREASTS
  <prick> you eat some lunch. BREASTS.
  <prick> RIPE, FIRM AND WAITING TO BE TOUCHED
  <prick> I WOULD LOVE THAT! OH WAIT.....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005773
text:
  <Mifuyne> how old is your iBook anyway?
  <+indigo> 4 years.
  <+indigo> :-P
  <Mifuyne> ah
  <~Delta> jeez
  <~Delta> that thing was made before the war


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005815
text:
  longislandicedtea: What about New Jersey? It has all the
  glamour of NYC with half the price
  BarbiefromBR: whats in jersey
  longislandicedtea: Nothing
  longislandicedtea: Toxic waste


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005861
text:
  *** Double0 has quit IRC (Penguins are Fat, Slow, and Dumb,...
  Windows are Rigid, Fragile, and Breakable .)
  <Pingu> Hey!
  <Pingu> Im a penguin!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005909
text:
  <E> and it gets worse. sprint said that ascend techincal
  support said the
  problem w/ fast busy's on my PRI was due to my radius
  server.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.005958
text:
  <mp> wanna invest in some mp love coupons?
  <dev0n> mp: no. i think my mutual fund will perform better :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006005
text:
  <Finno> Elton Johns tribute toJohn Denver, he reworded Johns
  Classic, Annies song - "You Fill Up My Cessna"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909035
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006055
text:
  < PrincessLeia2> :q
  < PrincessLeia2> oops
  < TonicBH> what kind of face is that?
  < PrincessLeia2> not a facey, I was trying to quit vim %(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909035
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006106
text:
  (@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old
  (@ian) and i was in like 4th grade
  (@ian) so my friend (who lives on the other side of this kid)
  (@ian) we drank some cokes
  (@ian) and we were bored
  (@ian) so we went out in the woods and pissed inside one of
  the cans
  (@ian) and between both of us we like filled it up
  (@ian) so then we were like hey justin.... this pop is warm i
  don't want it
  (@ian) OK LEFT M3 HAFT IT PWEEZE!
  (@ian) THIF TAFTE LAIK PISS KTHX
  (@ian) *drinks some more*
  (@ian) GROSS
  (@ian) throws it down
  (@ian) YOU GUYS SUCK
  (@ian) *leaves*
  (@ian) then his mom got all pissed off
  (@ian) now that i think about it
  (@ian) it's bad enough to drink a pop can that 2 other
  people's dicks have been on
  (@ian) despite the fact that he drank half a coke can of piss


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909035
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006156
text:
  (TheGamer) people are so broke here [THE UNITED KINGDOM] -
  because many brits are unskilled, as you can leave school with
  a standing at 16. Many people live in housing equivalent to
  Manitoba Housing (gov't assisted housing)
  (TheGamer) however.. you as a Canadian would not be entitled
  to any benefits.. except free birth control pills
  (tiko) I'd get free birth control pills?!?!
  (tiko) DAMMIT!
  (tiko) SOLD!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006214
text:
  <josh> I was on this conf one time and they were doing 3way
  calling to prank call grocery stores, and this chick would ask
  if they had keilbasa, then ask if it would be good for
  'experimenting" with
  <josh> this one guy was like "yeah, it'd work good for that"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006269
text:
  <Ice_Dragon> microsoft will always be around
  <Ice_Dragon> I got news for you, Raede
  <Ice_Dragon> when the nuclear weapons kill mankind and the
  cockroaches mutate into giants
  <Ice_Dragon> they'll be using windows
  <Ice_Dragon> cockroach windows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006330
text:
  <UPC747> Og may I PM you?
  <Ogredude> yah
  <^^DeAmOn^> Og, may I smack you?
  <Pi> Og, may I DoS you?
  <Wulfsbane> Og, may I annoy you?
  <Schlock> Og, may I eat you?
  <Simon_Jester> Og, may I violate your dog?
  <Vorn> Og, may I... aw, jeez, I'm not following that.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006379
text:
  <X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router.
  <X> and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909037
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006430
text:
  <Heiler> I feel stupid asking this, but how many pints are in
  a cup?
  <Swinky> it depends on how big the cup is
  <Heiler> Thanks, suddenly I don't feel so stupid.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909037
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006530
text:
  <than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in
  your hands
  <than> which was clearly bollocks
  <than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my
  buttocks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909038
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006668
text:
  [Pete] pulling out the bad HD now.
  [-QUIT-] - Pete[-Peter@hartmut-82lgcgo.mphknet.ca-] -
  smeg.hub.us.striked.org devil.bc.ca.striked.org


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909038
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006716
text:
  <BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him
  <BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass
  <BeefinPep> brb
  *** BeefinPep has quit IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909039
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006774
text:
  <TomTheBomb> what the most racist thing in the world?
  <|Snaker|> erm
  <|Snaker|> most racist thing in the world?
  <TomTheBomb> a sprinkler
  <|Snaker|> ..
  <HongKongKilla|TMNT> lol?
  <TomTheBomb> they go chinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchink SPIC
  nigganigganigganigganigga


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909039
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006871
text:
  Jahidi:   like 10 minutes ago i was walking down the hall and
  it sounded like
  that ugly freak of nature with the unibrow that
  lives next door was
  fucking some other dude...freaked me out
  bbyhewie: really?
  Jahidi:   yeah...but it must have been something
  else...couldn't have been that
  bbyhewie: how do you know, maybe he just happened to meet the
  most pathetic
  inbred dumbass cock-starved crackhead loser of all
  time and they're
  gonna live happily ever after.
  Jahidi:   Nah, you wern't idle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909040
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006931
text:
  <UncleJed> LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Drop the
  <UncleJed> Chihuahua!
  <UncleJed> In a surprise announcement Tuesday,
  <UncleJed> Taco Bell Corp. said it has decided to
  <UncleJed> replace its top executive and the
  <UncleJed> advertising agency that introduced the
  <UncleJed> chalupa-loving talking pup in
  <UncleJed> commercials.
  <_duncan> the dog found new employment as taco meat sources
  reported


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909040
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.006987
text:
  <WoG> wanna play me in UT J?
  <J_Dawg007> Sure, I just got it again. Gimme a few minutes to
  practice though, I need to learn to nut suck again.
  <WoG> lmao
  <J_Dawg007> Err... not*
  <J_Dawg007> Great, I'm never gonna live THAT one down..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909040
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007043
text:
  <|404notfound> My friend, who was new to online gaming,
  complained to me about a 30 ping.
  <donotdisturb> LOL
  <|404notfound> But that's not all. His question to me was:
  <|404notfound> "Why won't it go any higher?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909041
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007196
text:
  <foop> CUZ IN THE GHETTO THEY CANT BE AFFORDING 128
  <incognegro> "i'm so ghetto, my mp3s aren't recorded above
  64kbps"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909041
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007245
text:
  <gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF
  I WAS GAY
  <gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER
  <gloOmer> RAPED


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909042
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007308
text:
  20:15 < Nitrocld> FUCK
  20:15 < Nitrocld> NO
  20:15 < Nitrocld> NOT PORN
  20:15 < Nitrocld> I coulda had someone behind me
  20:16 < Nitrocld> Bastard
  20:16 < acid> lmao
  20:16 < acid> hehe
  20:21 <@guk> porn is jokes tho
  20:21 <@guk> "Well son ... lets have a man to ... holy shit
  she has big tits"
  20:21 <@guk> :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909042
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007399
text:
  <p0s> interesting.....humans build computers with hundreds of
  millions of transistors....for rating each others poo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909043
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007505
text:
  <antix> i have a poem
  <Lulu> share
  <antix> its call "an irc life"
  <antix> my bandwidth
  <antix> i lag... i lag
  <antix> i die....
  <antix> the end
  <fluxz0r> that was so touching


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007652
text:
  <pubatch> i saw the funniest fucking thing last night
  <pubatch> i was driving home and this guy walks out in the
  crosswalk when im barreling towards it
  <pubatch> it turns out to be a blind guy with his big gay
  white stick, and a yellow jacket with SECURITY written on the
  back
  <pubatch> i donno what the fuck he was guarding but im pretty
  sure its stolen by now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007699
text:
  <wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of
  jesus?
  <wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007757
text:
  <@rsg_6100> i likew the fact that my monitors and my computer
  keep my room nice and toasty with out me having to use the
  heater
  <@Hardedge> i think that has more to do with convection then
  radiation
  <@rsg_6100> i can make popcorn from the radiation
  <@Hardedge> yummy
  <@Hardedge> well at least you can't have offspring
  <@rsg_6100> naw i got some of the "boys" frozen in the freezer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909045
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007870
text:
  <`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is
  capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question.
  <bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed
  to work
  <bUdDyLeE> watch
  <bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life?
  <`Frieza> yes
  <bUdDyLeE> elaborate
  <`Frieza> no
  <bUdDyLeE> fair enough.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909045
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.007923
text:
  <heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain
  doing the ecological system harm?
  <heath> just a thought...
  <hoemonkey> yeah.....cause then you let the cows think that
  they're better.. and then the cows will start eating us. good
  point, heath.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909046
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008020
text:
  <largo[mt]> "I'm so mis-understood.." .. "So ill wear all
  black, get really pale, read anne rice novels, and bite my
  boyfriend until he bleeds."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909046
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008077
text:
  <molo> C:>ping god
  <molo> Ping request could not find host god. Please check the
  name and try again.
  <molo> it's true, god doesn't exist
  <mrmin123> maybe he's just having DNS problems


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909046
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008126
text:
  <hipnotoad> Ah that was good, a new record, i lasted ten
  seconds!
  <tate> Quick Draw McGraw, they call him
  <Tony> so what if Deon is Quick Draw, for me, its like a
  twinkie, the best part is the cream.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909047
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008283
text:
  <MechaDragonX> it's a time of akwardness for everyone
  <MechaDragonX> not yet and adult but not a child
  <MechaDragonX> you all got things to work out within
  yourselves and it is confusing as hell
  <MechaDragonX> everyone has to do it
  <MechaDragonX> besides
  <MechaDragonX> any kind of relationship has complications
  <MechaDragonX> humans are idiosyncratic by nature
  * MechaDragonX rereads what he justwrote and realizes it
  sounds like a Britney Spears song
  * MechaDragonX shoots himself
  * MechaDragonX relaizes he doens't have a gun and just tried
  to kill himself with a ham sandwhich


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909047
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008333
text:
  <Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag
  <mal> well no
  <mal> music and miracle, but the musics a start


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909047
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008387
text:
  <Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss
  and piss.mpg".
  <Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw
  woods who stop to kiss, and then piss.
  <Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909048
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008443
text:
  <rel> well some random guy msg's me
  <rel> im assuming its you
  <rel> so rufk off
  <rel> oh shit
  <rel> wrong channel heh
  <BB> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909048
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008501
text:
  "<Hjelgan> betme
  <Rift-Game>  Commands: betme start, betme join, betme bet #,
  betme roll(if roller), betme fix, betme quit, betme highscores
  <Hjelgan> betme start
  <Rift-Game> Starting Betme! Todays Roller is Hjelgan ; To join
  type "betme join"
  <Hjelgan> betme bet life
  <Rift-Game>  You Cannot Bet More Then You Have"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909048
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008550
text:
  <L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card
  into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I
  inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was
  shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card
  number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909049
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008600
text:
  <flawed> i wish they had Summary Software .. you paste in a
  huge chunk of text and it gives you the gist of it :)
  <flawed> then you can use some Text to Speech software to read
  the summary out loud
  <flawed> ah the Age of Laziness


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909049
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008653
text:
  <@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and call it a day
  <Shanks> :(
  <@Guyver3> sorry
  <@Guyver3> i meant
  <@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and methadone and
  demerol and smoke pot, and call it a day since im so hardcore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909050
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008769
text:
  <+TrailMix> don't bugs always have wings?
  <+Inca> centipede?
  <@rowsdower`> centipedes do not have wings
  <@rowsdower`> thank god
  <@rowsdower`> i would just shoot myself if they did
  <+Jack> jesus
  <+Jack> "HAI DUD WHATS UP"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909050
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008824
text:
  * Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large
  trout
  * Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout
  <Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995
  <Orroni> i agree, it's too retro
  <Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles
  * Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified
  fanged dildo
  <Orroni> now that's disturbing...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909050
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008871
text:
  Osmodius: you know what never made sense in star wars?
  Osmodius: R2-D2
  Osmodius: I mean.. WTF is it
  alex: who knows lol
  Osmodius: it doesn't even do anything
  Osmodius: it just rolls around and makes weird noises
  Osmodius: and the light on it alternates between red and blue
  alex: i wonder how people understand what its saying
  Osmodius: maybe like pokemon
  Osmodius: people could understand what they said even though
  they could only say their name
  alex: they should equip r2d2 with a mini chain gun
  Lenny: yeah.. and it should double as a frappucino machine
  Osmodius: :\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909050
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008931
text:
  <Grim> I have figured out a way to cut email spam in half
  <Grim> Instead of "Make your penis larger" and "Lose 20
  pounds", we can just have "Redistribute your weight".
  <Grim> :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909051
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.008978
text:
  <Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a
  culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin"
  and becoming fly by having a dope ride.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909051
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009118
text:
  < DiEsElBoY-DnB> i gotta a pretty hot woman, she cooks and
  cleans for me too
  <@Scruffypoo> DiEsElBoY-DnB: and every night you kiss her
  before she tucks you in, cause you love your mommy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909052
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009163
text:
  <Xx_No1_xX> man i never seen a pair of underwares flush so
  easly .. i swear thet got T-3 lines in the toilets


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909052
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009205
text:
  themadchef: they dont hire that often
  themadchef: i went there awhile ago
  iLOVEthat AliceD: and?
  themadchef: they werent hiring
  themadchef: lol
  iLOVEthat AliceD: thats a fucked up story man
  iLOVEthat AliceD: i liked the twist ending


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909052
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009264
text:
  --> Colt (~Colt@*********.*******.net) has joined #lobby
  <Colt> ............................
  <Colt> ...............
  <Colt> .............
  <Colt> .
  <Alek> .......................
  <Alek> ...........
  <Alek> ..
  <Colt> ...
  <edisk> what is this, some kind of lame winamp visualization?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909053
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009320
text:
  <cass> 13 year old with the nick
  <cass> 'WyLdiNbEd'
  <suzie> lol
  <crucial-> means she wets the sheets


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909053
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009370
text:
  <lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes
  <lerk> especially doggie style
  <fate-> slap em and ride the waves


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909053
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009452
text:
  *** sCHrAnZeR has joined #jungle
  <sCHrAnZeR> ok is that Polish room ?
  <EllesDee> you mean  this  room?
  <EllesDee> yeah
  <EllesDee> we're all polish
  <EllesDee> but disguised cause no one likes us
  <sCHrAnZeR> czemu nikt nie lubi Was ?
  <sCHrAnZeR> :)
  <EllesDee> DISGUISE MAN!
  <EllesDee> speak english, people should think we're ordinary
  <EllesDee> otherwise the undercover will blow up and we'll all
  get k-lined
  <sCHrAnZeR> oh I didn't know
  <EllesDee> hmm..
  <EllesDee> gee
  <sCHrAnZeR> I'm not good in mIRC
  *** sCHrAnZeR has quit IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909054
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009553
text:
  *** Joins: meganpreg
  (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca)
  <meganpreg> hi all
  <Ghaleon> hello
  <geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring #
  CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +#
  pakistan #xxx
  <geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim
  woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern
  asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP
  <MachinShi> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909054
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009597
text:
  * Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element
  *** Element is now known as You
  * You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode
  (+girlfriend)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909054
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009651
text:
  <Gatsby> Glutamate to Lysine aat 487!
  <Insom_BF> what I can't figure out
  <Insom_BF> is how you manage to spell glutamate and lysine,
  but misspell 'at'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009696
text:
  <eddy> when the nurse was trying to guess how many units of
  alcohol I drank a week it was like playing higher or lower


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009762
text:
  <ThePerfectCore> I hate "fake-geek" chicks.
  <blacksun> Oh yeah?
  <ThePerfectCore> "omg i lik compooters"
  <ThePerfectCore> "Yeah?"
  <ThePerfectCore> "yeah my dady bought me a dell 2day it has
  2ghz of ram!!! loool!!!!"
  <blacksun> hahaha
  <ThePerfectCore> *thud thud thud*
  <ThePerfectCore> That would be my head fucking the wall
  <ThePerfectCore> My wall gets more action than I do


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009809
text:
  <ShenLong45> anyone know where to get a texture map of the
  planet earth, neptune and uranus?
  <mikesch> heh, texture map of uranus...
  * mikesch dies.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909056
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.009908
text:
  <kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph
  is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
  <matts> kritical: um no...
  <kritical> matts: um yes
  <kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my
  dads explorer at 60 mph
  <kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909058
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010041
text:
  [MonkeyG0D]: gonna go try linux
  [MonkeyG0D]: i'm quite excited
  [SPo0n]: hope it works for ya
  [MonkeyG0D]: will i grow a beard?
  [SPo0n]: yes all linux users must have beards, like jews.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909059
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010098
text:
  <Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs
  <Thinkmad> fsho
  <Thinkmad> i want to make a map
  <Guilty> Oh god
  <Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909059
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010145
text:
  <@MrAnderson> Renegade0FX: And with the clicking, came the
  ticking, of the page that was no more
  <@MrAnderson> Renegade0FX: Quoth the server, 404


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909059
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010195
text:
  <Marticus> i am perusing wil wheatons web log
  <toe2toe> What is "being fucking bored and running out of
  things to do on the internet"
  <toe2toe> oh sorry...  i thought this was jeopardy there for a
  second


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909060
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010242
text:
  <pairo> you know you're doomed when you have to whois your
  domain registrar ID to find out your own phone number


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909060
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010296
text:
  <Superf0Rk> you're cute.. i'd do you :D
  <Superf0Rk> i'd do my bed if it had a hole in it too but
  anyways..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909060
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010393
text:
  <MethTical> u should kline this people for being stupid
  <Aristotles> hey if we didn't have an open door policy for
  stupid people
  <Aristotles> you wouldn't be here to have this conversation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909061
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010440
text:
  once the winee: i'll bring my dads gun collection
  once the winee: and call it freedom of expression
  steph: you would be arrested by the time we pass dunkin donuts
  steph: the cops will have had enough coffee to walk after you
  steph: walk, not run


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909061
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010548
text:
  <djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song
  without any percussion
  <noj> no it isn't
  <noj> you puss
  <djcrom> ok let me rephrase
  <djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song
  without any percussion and make it not sound gay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909062
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010598
text:
  <Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just
  sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in
  own fantasy world"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909062
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010645
text:
  <MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no
  shrimp sauce
  <tokage> maybe you should kill yourself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909062
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010698
text:
  <Clara> "Hey, this is the 00s. I wonder if there is irony in
  the use of "00s?" Is it ironic that there seems to be almost
  00 morality in entertainment for teens today? Almost 00
  attention to morality by the filmmakers of today. Almost 00
  open and honest observance of His Word? Publicly anyway?"
  <zeniba> the only significance in the "00s" is that the year
  now is more reminiscent of boobs than it was before


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909063
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010790
text:
  <Mechpilot> I was talking with a friend of mine yesterday and
  he made an interesting comment, he said "It's easier to get
  laid in a college dorm than in a Thai brothel", I wish I'd
  stayed in school.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909063
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010854
text:
  <randomchimp> my god country song titles are getting worse by
  the minute..a song called "Beer for my horses" is playing on
  local radio
  <Wer194> heh, probably get something like 'Her heart was gold
  but her teeth were stained' next
  <randomchimp> haha
  <Wer194> or even 'dads indecision lead to my circumcision'
  <randomchimp> LOL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.010956
text:
  <EvilBlood> i had a crazy dream last night
  <EvilBlood> my mother barged into my room and started hitting
  my computer
  <EvilBlood> i threw her down, and ended up sniffing her pussy
  through her panties
  <EvilBlood> weird
  «@ tanlin999» so what was the dream?
  <EvilBlood> oh yeah that
  <EvilBlood> well


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011005
text:
  <+Disasterologist> wtf why does nobody ever convert to judaism
  on their death beds?
  <@Locke> they cant make money as they're dying


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011050
text:
  <Stratisphere> mirc must be the most annoying and addictive
  application (appart from solitare) ever developed for the pc


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011098
text:
  <DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES
  <Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there
  urchin boy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909065
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011145
text:
  <SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they
  would be shocked and disgusted ;)
  <DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909065
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011207
text:
  <xanesly> my husband and I felt stupid standing in the yard
  with dog saying "go potty! time to go potty!" in that dorky
  voice you use to talk to dogs and babies
  <xanesly> (and some foreigners)
  <xanesly> so we decided to use STDOUT instead
  <fwoom> rofl
  <xanesly> so we stand outside chirping "standardout!
  standardout!"
  <xanesly> which has made it that whenever *we* need to go to
  the bathroom we refer to it as STDOUT
  <xanesly> and when the dog has an accident, STDERR
  <xanesly> sometimes I make myself sad.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909065
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011274
text:
  <sg> um did you guys look at my collage :( :(
  <Slappie> I couldn't
  <Slappie> the filter here at the office said it was
  "Tasteless"
  <sg> it's huddie ledbetter
  <sg> that's not tasteless.
  <-- sg has quit (QUIT: )
  <Slappie> I was being serious
  <evad> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909066
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011374
text:
  <I_kick_fish> a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel
  coming out of his fly the bartender asks "do you know a
  steering wheel is coming out of your fly?" the pirate says
  "yes and its driving me nuts!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909066
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011422
text:
  ::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190)
  ~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR
  THIS IMMEDIATELY
  ::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ...
  ::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold
  (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving
  ::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com);
  Leaving
  ::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net);
  Leaving


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909066
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011470
text:
  *** Anatole|ChickFilA is now known as Anatole
  <Anatole> I went to the ATM, and I didn't have enough to break
  $20. So instead of Chick Fil A, I made myself chicken-flavored
  Ramen. Does this officially make me a college student now?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909067
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011520
text:
  <skulk> why the hell is wrestling on the scifi channel?
  <skulk> that's like MTV playing music videos


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909067
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011569
text:
  <KaiserPanda> spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can
  <KaiserPanda> clings to walls, licks his balls
  <KaiserPanda> but not at the same time or else he faaaaalls!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909068
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011680
text:
  <fred32> wtf is the deal with bash.org?  they don't approve
  any of the quotes i post.
  <h0tm4m4> you're not doing it right.
  <fred32>  eh?
  <h0tm4m4> basically if you post quotes that use the word fag
  at least once, talk about anal sex between men, make
  references to nazis, refer to women in the context of rape,
  allude to child porn, or any form of adolescent sexuality or
  violent graphic behavior, essentially just limit the quote to
  anything that a 14 year old boy would say to his 14 year old
  friends, then it'll get approved. they don't even have to be
  funny or clever.  hope that helps.
  <fred32> sure does, thanks. you FAG.
  <h0tm4m4> fred32: just get your dick out of my ass so i can go
  back to looking at nazi child pr0n and that will be thanks
  enough mang.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909068
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011727
text:
  <DrNick668> i'd have a bad attitude too if someone put
  somethin big and round in my mouth and stretched it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909068
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011799
text:
  < fook_> we had radiation alert drills in my HS, those were my
  favorite
  < mofino> I thought you'd just enjoy it by now.
  < sili> fook_: how do you hide from radiation? lead suit?
  < mofino> fook, haha
  < tag_> I'm not in highschool
  < fook_> because its important to exit the school in an
  orderly fashion if the nuclea powerplant were to melt down
  < tag_> which was even better
  < tag_> fook_: Hahah
  < fook_> sili: yeah, theres no way.
  < fook_> our school was 15miles from the plant
  < mofino> "But teacher my skin is melting..."
  < mofino> "STAY IN LINE RICHARD!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909068
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011848
text:
  <Jay 2 da K> no ill probably just get it for christmas
  <cyberkk21> hah you jesus boy
  <Jay 2 da K> what are you getting for ramadan, besides hungry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909069
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011946
text:
  <Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire
  harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have
  the drivers to activate the firewire


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909069
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.011990
text:
  <BeavisNuke>  I keep all my semen in a plastic milk gallon jug
  and spread it on my face every morning.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012038
text:
  <outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?>
  <brian2> yeah, outcaste, he wants windows to be the only
  deadly disease
  affecting millions


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012084
text:
  <SoulFlayer> i have read every single quote on bash.org
  <VDJ> you know, thats kinda like saying i have memorized the
  windows 95 source code


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012144
text:
  <Derian> This is going to be an interesting mix of PHP and
  jabascript......
  <Derian> javascript
  <Derian> only a little jabascript.....
  <Ngaru> haha
  <Ngaru> that's like, fat alien script.
  <Derian> haha yah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012198
text:
  <squid> This spider is such an asshole.
  <Sushi-X> y dont u just smash it with impunity?
  <squid> It's on the ceiling, and I am not.
  <Sushi-X> tell it to come down and fight like a man....or you
  can climb and fight like a spider


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909071
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012247
text:
  <PkLvsKimZ> well
  <PkLvsKimZ> I was never a slave
  <PkLvsKimZ> but I still celebrate Martin Luther King day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909071
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012344
text:
  <onwsk8r>FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
  <onwsk8r>Holy buckets of fuck!
  <onwsk8r>my neighbors that were leeching off my wireless must
  have fuckin moved or got their own internet or something.. No
  route to host.
  <onwsk8r>I was keeping like 300 gigs of pr0n, movies, and some
  files for work that I didn't have room for on their computer!
  <onwsk8r>I need an ARP for MAC addresses :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909072
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012394
text:
  Alittleredhead16: why'd you get off yahoo
  LamontOfnazareth: Because I got bored.
  Alittleredhead16: ooohhhhhhhhhh
  Alittleredhead16: yea sure
  Alittleredhead16: dont lie, its becuz you think i'm ugly
  LamontOfNazareth: No. I closed your webcam because I think
  you're ugly.
  LamontOfNazareth: I got off because I got bored.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909072
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012505
text:
  <walt> So I play Tony Hawk Pro Skater all the time right
  <walt> And I'm thinking
  <walt> That's so awesome, I should learn how to skate!
  <walt> So one of my sister's friends left her skateboard here,
  and I started to dick around on it
  <walt> Long story short, I fell over and broke my wrist
  <walt> Now I can't play Tony Hawk.
  <norl> lol dumbass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909073
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012611
text:
  <friction> hey hey.
  <Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack
  <friction> i... don't know what that means.
  <Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand
  dawg ;-)
  <FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or
  "rapist".  considering the context, i'm supposing the first.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909073
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012668
text:
  <crazycaleb> cmon ham :( youre one of my favorites
  <Hamzifer> favorites?
  <Hamzifer> I dunno if i'm that 'important'.
  <crazycaleb> your name makes me think of hamtaro, that might
  be why
  <Hamzifer> ..your a sick little man.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012763
text:
  <leefal> Holy shit! Zacarias Moussaoui must have downloaded a
  serious ammount of albums to get 6 life sentences.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012840
text:
  <Erin> No manners these days ...
  <Mitch> yeah
  <Erin> like, this policeman last nite
  <Erin> there was a breathaliser thing, so we had to stop, n
  this policeman came up to my mum's window and shone this light
  right in her eyes
  <Erin> and was like "can u see this lite"
  <Erin> she like ... "yes sir your shining it in my face"
  <Erin> so he goes, "thats what your lights are doing to us,
  turn them down madam"
  <Erin> "its an offence"
  <Mitch> HAHAHAHA
  <Erin> and didn't even breathalise her.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012899
text:
  <Error_404> hmm... they seem to be covert snackfoods...
  <Error_404> hostess/frito-lay denies their existance
  <Cache_> see, they suck so much you can't even find shit about
  them on the internet
  <Cache_> goatse is on the internet and canadian potato chips
  aren't
  <Cache_> tells you something about the chips, man...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.012949
text:
  <H> Women are like fish in the sea, man.
  <Krim> Tasty when cooked?
  <Krim> Best with a hook in the mouth?
  <H> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909075
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013001
text:
  <Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
  <Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever
  perform on stage.
  <Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909075
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013052
text:
  <Vitor> When exactly did we stop talking about my penis?
  <Gummi_Bear> We've moved on to bigger and better things.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909076
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013211
text:
  <+DethFromAbove> rmuser she is not ugly
  <+DethFromAbove> she is fat yeah
  <+DethFromAbove> but I saw past that
  <+DethFromAbove> I don't know what to call that
  <+DethFromAbove> I'm not sure if it's love or what
  <@rmuser> gravitational lensing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909076
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013261
text:
  <nepredi> i was watching doom in the cinema today
  <nepredi> there was a very exciting scene where it was matter
  of life or death
  <nepredi> and some guy behind me screams "SAVE IT, IDIOT!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909077
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013426
text:
  <Schizo> I once knocked out a toddler with a door. Wasn't
  funny at the time, but it's hilarious now lol
  <sleepbu> i almost frostbitereered my nuts last night :p
  <sleepbu> since we're being honest
  <sleepbu> it was a hot night
  <sleepbu> bag was all hot and sweaty
  <sleepbu> thought i'd try out my can of duster
  <sleepbu> compressed gas :P
  <sleepbu> little did i know that shit comes out as liquid if
  it's upside down
  <sleepbu> drip drip *freeze* OMG WORLD OF PAIN WORLD OF PAIN
  WORLD OF PAIN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909077
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013493
text:
  <heffalump75> so i was doing my food and tech exam, right..
  <heffalump75> and for some reason they asked me to explain
  three different methods of cooking potatoes.
  <heffalump75> I'd just recently watched LOTR as well.
  <mmmBoris> Uh oh i can see where this is going
  <heffalump75> In the first box i put "boil em," the second i
  put "mash em" and the third i put "stick em in a stew."
  <heffalump75> And then on the side I drew a picture of Samwise
  Gamgee as best i could.
  <heffalump75> I got a massive tick and full marks for that
  question.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909078
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013592
text:
  <flux-1> certainly vista sucks and I never upgraded, but
  really, does mac really need to poke at pc in every
  commercial?
  <twentyonegrams> that's like kid with one leg making fun of a
  kid with one arm


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909078
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013634
text:
  (@aoi|triviabot) 9.  What is a group of gorillas?
  (@rifleman) rap group
  (@ThunderBall) basketball team


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909078
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013687
text:
  (EvilJorge) I'd go see Halloween: Resurrection were it not for
  the fact that Reign of Fire opens that weekend.
  (Fetch) EvilJorge: so see both
  (Fetch) why do you people make these self-limiting choices in
  movie entertainment?
  (Sancho) we don't
  (Sancho) the key word is "entertainment"
  (IDK) I'd get my toenails pulled out, but I have to get bamboo
  shoots stuck under them that weekend.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909079
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013746
text:
  <Blabber> i just started working out, to get me some muscle
  and feel confident
  <Blabber> so after the first time, i come home and look at
  myself in the mirror
  <Blabber> to see if there is already improvement
  <Blabber> my mom steps in and says "you look good enough to
  play in a warmovie"
  <Blabber> so she boosts my confidence and i say thx! like a
  sergeant you mean?
  <Blabber> and i swear to god then she says: no like a
  concentration camp victim
  <Blabber> she left the room laughing her ass off...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909079
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013799
text:
  <Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over
  in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a
  garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S
  THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised
  and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO!
  I HAVE TO GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!
  "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909079
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013858
text:
  <jotun> i saw this cute little asian girl on tv last night. i
  said to my friend, "she's hot." turned out to be a young boy,
  dressed as a girl. i shall never hear the end
  <jona> !!
  <cows> haha.
  <jona> Ha ha.
  <jotun> :<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909079
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013908
text:
  <Luna`> lol okay never mind I did head
  <Jamie_M> Luna heads all the time.
  <Luna`> DAMMIT
  <Luna`> HEAR


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909080
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.013960
text:
  <chikA> wanna cyber
  <22hgsinnet> k one sec
  *22hgsinnet puts on gloves
  <chikA> wtf?
  <22hgsinnet> dont want you getting pregnant now do we


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909080
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014007
text:
  <ultr0s> i think in the whole sense of the "information
  superhighway", my isp ended up driving a yugo down some dirt
  road


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909080
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014055
text:
  <daniel_> i dont wanna use my brain to think
  <Pntklr> i prefer to use my penis
  <evilmorty> the last time i tried that i got a kid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909081
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014118
text:
  <cyborgd17> this is fucked up, i hadn't jerked for about 1
  week *out of boredom :|* and all these girls start flirting
  with me for some reason, then i finally free up some room in
  the ol' nutsack and i'm a loveless geek again! no-one comes
  near me....masturbation sends out bad vibes!
  <twistoliver> you're such a fucktard, don't you know everytime
  that you masturbate, god kills a kitten
  <hellyeh15> yeh, you must of killed their cats
  <cyborgd17> that makes sense, cuz i've killed enough kittens
  to make a kitten bridge to the moon...and back
  <jonbridgenash> wait wait wait...hold up.....girls?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909081
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014269
text:
  <Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you
  the proper strategy
  <Mr_Fish> ON HOW TO MASTURBATE/
  <Mr_Fish> ...
  <[SA]mr_box> yes
  <[SA]mr_box> lol
  <Mr_Fish> i've already looked for instructions on the net.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909082
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014372
text:
  <ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected
  wit sub7 im fuckin with him now
  <andrw>  oh good, format his computer
  <Testicular_One> format his computer
  <TheGreaterZero> format him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909082
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014416
text:
  <MyTh`snoogans> i told one of my teachers one time to stfu.. i
  said the letters.. he didnt know what it meant


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909084
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014477
text:
  <peer> Bad timing is when you are running late and you get all
  the red lights
  <+FyreDaug> Nah, bad timing is what happened yesterday
  <+FyreDaug> One of my girl friends was over and she asked me
  to do something and I was doing something on my computer
  already so I said "just gimmie another sec"
  <+FyreDaug> and shes like "aw cmon I've given you lots of secs
  already!"
  <+FyreDaug> as my mom was walking upstairs where the computer
  room is. She just looked at me funny and walked away


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909084
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014522
text:
  [giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!!
  [zimm] ever heard of surround vision?
  [zimm] daisy chain them or something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909084
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014617
text:
  HH|Strop- BBC1 has been rabbiting for 5 hours about it [the
  queens mum dying]
  HH|Strop- I mean, if there ain't this much fuss when I die,
  I'm complaining!
  HH|Strop- No wait....
  HH|Strop- I can't
  HH|Strop- I would be dead


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909085
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014681
text:
  * sabeel (~blackHoru@62.61.192.142) has joined #winprog
  * delete[] sets mode: +v sabeel
  <+sabeel> is google working ...?
  <+O_6> !google sabeel is retarded
  <+logiclrd> O_6: http://www.prairienet.org/cpt/archives/2000/
  oct00/0006.html
  <+O_6> ^^

  ...

  <+sabeel> !google O_6 is also retarded
  <+logiclrd> sabeel: Sorry, the server did not return expected
  response headers. This probably means that there were no
  matches to your query.
  <@violus> huhuh
  <+O_6> sabeel, touche, retard
  <@violus> owned.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909085
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014735
text:
  <Oliver> uni is too hardcore for me
  <Oliver> spent 2 days there
  <Oliver> could hardly walk
  <teles> lol :)
  <teles> that'll teach you to visit the toilets in the art
  school :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909085
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014790
text:
  <saylan> I just set up port forwards to defense.gov
  <saylan> anyone scanning me now will be scanning/attacking the
  DoD :D
  <renderbod> O.o
  <bolt> that's... not exactly how port forwarding works
  <saylan> ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909086
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014843
text:
  <Ban|Karma|> whats the differents between FreeBSD and Redhat?
  <Mr_Tux> Ban|Karma|: One's free, the other's crap.  You
  decide.
  <StiNKy> redhat isn't free?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.014985
text:
  <ITnovice> Just out of curiosity any chicks want to come over
  and have a wild one night stand with me?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015038
text:
  <Mohammad> ever wonder why zelda *always* needs rescuing? link
  should realize she's pretty high-maintenance
  <lawnchair> Mohammad, yea but she's so damn hot! i bet that
  pussy is nice and tight too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015127
text:
  <+sp0re> most CS players are illiterate
  <+sp0re> infact nearly everyone on the internet is
  <@nem0r> sp0re
  <@nem0r> its alliterate
  <+sp0re> no
  <+sp0re> illiterate
  <@nem0r> nah
  <@nem0r> alliterate
  <+sp0re> shut up
  <+[IRF]Peng> illiterate nem0r :P
  <+DCCwis> <nem0r> alliterate
  <+DCCwis> lol
  <+sp0re> he's a n00b
  <@nem0r> smb
  <+DCCwis> so if you were sick you'd say i'm "all"
  <@nem0r> forget it
  <@nem0r> fucking n00b clan anyway
  * Parts: nem0r
  (dopedealer@host217-41-6-148.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
  <+sp0re> you can tell the CS players from a mile


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015179
text:
  (bovril): amsterdam is officially the best place ever
  (doggie^): how stoned did you get?
  (bovril): as stoned as an adulterous arab woman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909088
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015231
text:
  <_Dogbert_> whats the diff btwn a bucket of menstrual fluid,
  and a bucket of sand?
  <rusty-chix> wtf?
  <_Dogbert_> you cant gargle a bucket of sand
  *** You were kicked by ChanOP ([Android] stop now.)
  *** Attempting to rejoin...
  *** Rejoined channel #teens


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909088
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015286
text:
  * Sock_Monkee deletes some games
  <Sock_Monkee> w00t.....freed over a gig
  <Sock_Monkee> fucking sim theme park and jedi knight and q3
  <Sock_Monkee> !
  <Sock_Monkee> my porn was in q3!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909088
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015334
text:
  <[LH]Georg> PAIN LEADS TO ANGER. AND ANGER LEADS TO CAPS LOCK.
  AND CAPS LOCK LEADS TO REVOLTING PEOPLE IN AN IRC CHANNEL.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909089
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015395
text:
  <@champ> anyone put garlic in their popcorn?
  <@Cruz> no
  <@Cruz> i spray butter
  <@champ> is spray butter any good?
  <@crypto> its not real butter
  <@champ> i can't believe it!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909089
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015443
text:
  (Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
  (Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it
  really exists out there somewhere ;(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909089
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015535
text:
  (sonique) i'm sensitive
  (sonique) i cry at movies
  (sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
  (sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in
  my eye


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015577
text:
  OAGreatLordAxion: You worry me sometimes, Tom.
  Blast Enforcer: Good.
  Blast Enforcer: I like to keep people on their toes.
  OAGreatLordAxion: U and your homoerotic thoughts...
  OAGreatLordAxion: u sure thats not on thier knees?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015629
text:
  <[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game?
  <Sharp|DoD> i play it every day with my sock
  <Sharp|DoD> woops


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015677
text:
  ({emily}): ACK! Amazon.com's gold box offer today contains CSE
  Natural Menopause Relief
  ({emily}): wtf?!
  (Gwydion-): O.o
  ({emily}): then deodorant
  ({emily}): so I'm smelly and old.  lovely.
  ({emily}): and oooh, a yoga mat.
  ({emily}): smelly, old, and out-of-shape
  ({emily}): where do I put in my credit card number?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015762
text:
  <third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and
  wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it
  because both our parents were home.
  <third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park
  so we could smoke in the car.
  <third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
  <Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
  <third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just
  desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
  <third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under
  this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded
  enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both
  sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty
  and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
  <third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then
  parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my
  friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove
  compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're
  busted.
  <third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from
  the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my
  pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's
  happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and
  sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns
  bright red.
  <third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this
  really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good
  now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
  <third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
  <third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking
  silence ever.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015808
text:
  (ubergash): i swear to jebus if one more fucking nigger uses
  the word jew or kyke or the, I'll shank you all


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015914
text:
  < pin> so on saturday i was at a bar
  < pin> telling a friend about how i played world of warcraft
  that day
  < pin> and this girl was like.. are you talking about world of
  warcraft?
  < pin> then i found out she played alliance and stopped
  talking to her
  < pin> dumb cunt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909092
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.015969
text:
  <dj_enkie> im a good babysitter
  <dj_enkie> the boy is older
  <dj_enkie> e is like 8
  <dj_enkie> and he will become me someday
  <dj_enkie> i give him porn to not tell his parents that i
  drink their booze


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909092
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016047
text:
  <sgamer> man
  <sgamer> i know how pepsi can beat coke
  <NookieMonster> Hey Gamer!
  <sgamer> they need to get britney dumbass again
  <NookieMonster> by tasting better?
  <sgamer> and they need a commercial
  <sgamer> during the super bowl
  <sgamer> at the hottest part of the super bowl
  <NookieMonster> Britney with no panties...
  <sgamer> and she does this:
  <sgamer> takes a drink
  <sgamer> *ahhh*
  <sgamer> then says "oh yeah, i swallow"
  <sgamer> then keeps drinking
  <sgamer> fade to pepsi logo, fin
  <NookieMonster> Thats great!!
  <sgamer> i am an advertising genius


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909092
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016099
text:
  <necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in
  your playlist
  <DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!
  <DigDug> THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016154
text:
  <sam> people seem to fear toilet seats like the damned plague
  these days
  <Ishap> They're staging rebellions
  <MEEKS> If you had to put up with all that ass, wouldn't you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016203
text:
  <Philth> WTF?
  <Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
  <Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016258
text:
  <omgwtf> did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed
  <omgwtf> reese
  <omgwtf> reese something
  <Boon> witherspoon?
  <omgwtf> no with a knife
  <omgwtf> HAHA!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016314
text:
  <agnarth> what'd u do to mort?
  <JeSuS> somebody packeted him
  <JeSuS> some guy we've never met before
  <agnarth> heh
  <JeSuS> he floated down, like an angel from the sky, and
  smited mort with his oc12 ;(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909094
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016371
text:
  -|Darky|ZzZ- Repeat Flood Detected Please do not repeat in #
  pack (Last & Only Warning)
  <|Darky|ZzZ>  princess: Please do not repeat in #pack
  <princess> ack! not again! :(
  * princess says again, i am no fl00der (
  <princess> :(
  <apekatt> that's just a sign that says you need to expand your
  vocabulary
  <apekatt> hehe


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909094
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016428
text:
  * Mike grabs a pitcher of ice cold water
  * Mike then pours the ice cold water over narzy
  <Mitch_Shrader> i did that to a skunk once. it was
  educational.
  <Mike> LOL!!!!
  <Mitch_Shrader> the skunk didn't like it much either.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909095
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016527
text:
  <ltbs> SomeGirl: you have Pantera. It's a weird strain of
  Anthrax. You should also watch out for Sepultura, Megadeth,
  and Black Sabbath


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909095
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016577
text:
  * Amrik slaps Morfans around a bit with a large trout
  <Marvin|> I don't think he'll notice you more just because you
  do that.
  <Amrik> well it makes me feel better


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909095
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016630
text:
  <Titan> Where is everyone?
  <GOLDNFIRE> up fizis ass
  <Alby> that is sad ;(
  <GOLDNFIRE> ya
  <GOLDNFIRE> from what they say his sister a small dog + 4
  homeless people are there as well


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909095
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016690
text:
  <blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan
  <blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight
  <blazemore> we were walking out of tilt
  <blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be
  late for you clan meeting"
  <blazemore> and these black guys were walking by
  <blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909096
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016750
text:
  <Medic_> wow.. this is new. http://www.christianlesbians.com/
  <mfreeck> damn, no pictures.
  <Medic_> they're christans.. they're modest.
  <Medic_> and they're probably ugly. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909096
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016815
text:
  <tobes> Have fun at work? ;)
  <Morbii> not particularly ;)
  <Morbii> been back home a few hours tho
  <Morbii> anything related to the word "work" isn't fun
  generally :P
  <Morbii> pornstars may see things differently, but I wouldn't
  know
  <Morbii> heh!
  <tobes> Actually, that would probably get to be a pain in the
  ass.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909096
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016862
text:
  <Oiseau> I like how word puts my last name as mistake when I
  type it
  <Zig> even word processors know you were an accident


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909096
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016912
text:
  <|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
  <Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
  <ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the
  gov't


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909097
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.016966
text:
  <Dirtbiker> howd all of u learn how to do this crap?
  <@nomis> hit f1
  <@nomis> frequently
  <Dirtbiker> in here?
  <@nomis> in flash
  <Dirtbiker> but thats the shortcut to help


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909097
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017067
text:
  <Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight?
  <kolby> maybe nWo will return
  <Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their
  underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to
  the Gay Pride Parade?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909098
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017163
text:
  <`Riku> The new Britney Spears music video is like a softcore
  porn video
  <`Riku> except the music ain't quite as good.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909098
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017212
text:
  <@ShoelessJoe> fuckit, i'm about to go buy a xp upgrade
  <@HyBriD-HoNdA> buying microsoft products supports terrisom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909099
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017262
text:
  <JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world:  Jokes
  that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.
  <melipompous> lol
  <JerryBeep> You bastard.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909099
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017341
text:
  <Td00d> a girl just walked past the window
  <Ernestiqus> Go for it.
  <Td00d> she's a bit too young.
  <Ernestiqus> I swear officer, I didn't know she was 16
  <Td00d> she isn't 16 :/
  <Ernestiqus> If there's grass on the field play ball!
  <Td00d> she's so young I doubt she's got hair there...
  <Ernestiqus> Old enough to bleed is old enough to breed.
  <Td00d> i don't think she's in puberty already
  <Ernestiqus> Hit it before puberty does.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909099
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017396
text:
  <epic> so are MP movie rips good?
  <Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op
  <Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909099
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017438
text:
  (ManiPan84) so what are you doing?
  (OoO0O0Oo0o) taking pieces of conversations and manipulating
  them to suit my sadistic needs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909100
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017536
text:
  <Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200
  <Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;)
  <Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300
  <cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning
  :)
  <Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am
  winning. DUH.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909101
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017627
text:
  (timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut.
  [maff] the average walnut tastes better than the average
  testicle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909101
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017678
text:
  <aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV
  dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic
  beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to
  watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out
  in a pool of my own saliva.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909101
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017739
text:
  <Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he
  had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron.
  I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
  <CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories,
  'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
  <Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
  <Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint
  folder


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909101
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017788
text:
  <Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens
  his mouth and manage to put another cock in it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909102
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017847
text:
  < mctaylor> you want to use outlook?
  <@nt_> erm, yes
  <@nt_> why
  < mctaylor> um, well bug ridden, slow, memory hog, mta client
  that doesn't follow RFCs...
  <@nt_> good point, i'll just migrate the entire company across
  the globe to Pine/Mutt and then code some nice GroupWare
  functionality into it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909102
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017902
text:
  <Minstrel> OMG!
  <Minstrel> OMG!
  <Minstrel> OMG!
  <Minstrel> Tornado!
  <Guantlet> better get to the basement mins
  <Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909103
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.017998
text:
  <rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg  <- fodder :p
  <Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit
  <rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a
  community always means something. :)  Thanks fodder


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909103
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018100
text:
  <bionicfen> OK I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE CATHOLIC
  <Sak> BW - Do everything you do now, except feel guilty about
  it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909103
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018187
text:
  <ttyR2> mebe I'll hard wire an external modem to make DTMF
  tones and hook it to the phone line for those pesky sales
  calls
  <MtDew> just get an air horn
  <ttyR2> I happen to have one
  <ttyR2> runs off a bottle of CO2 from my paintball gun
  <MtDew> my parents used to have a small one sitting next to
  the phone
  <MtDew> any telemarketer got a blast in their ear
  <Magus> "Good day, sir, I represent the Hotsy Totsy Aluminum
  Siding Co., and...." HOOOOONK! "AAAGH!"
  <MtDew> exactly
  <Magus> nah, telemarketers are fun to play with
  <Magus> my favorites are the credit card guys
  <Magus> once I let one go thru his whole pitch, he thought
  he'd made a sale, then I asked
  <Magus> "I just got out of prison 2 weeks ago for credit card
  fraud, will that hurt anything?"
  <Magus> *click*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909104
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018232
text:
  Laggyware has left (Quit: There are three types of software.
  Free as in speech (FOSS), Free as in beer (Freeware) and Free
  as in BitTorrent.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909104
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018283
text:
  <+Clive> news.bbc.co.uk headlines: Police are searching bins
  in a bid to find fresh clues in their hunt for missing
  schoolgirl Shannon Matthews.
  <+Clive> So... they're looking for a laden bin?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909104
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018334
text:
  <niles> i just baught this kick ass afgan rug downtown
  <niles> it has landmines, pistols and attack helicopters


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909105
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018402
text:
  <sjh> I'm bored, someone entertain me.
  * GeminiGirl hands sjh a pretty girl to play with
  <sjh> What's her name?
  <GeminiGIrl> candy
  <sjh> Candy is a sluts name.
  <GeminiGirl> um... natalie then
  <sjh> I only know one Natalie, and she's a stupid bitch
  <GeminiGirl> :/ my name is natalie
  <sjh> Yeah, I know. You're the only Natalie I know.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909105
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018554
text:
  <Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
  <Batty> and father in dutch = vader
  <Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
  <Batty> So he's darth father!
  <Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars
  fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than
  "Trailer Trash".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909106
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018656
text:
  <Helm-work> *sigh* ..i dont know what gets into me sometimes..
  I get this "hey, my password says it expires today and i need
  to change it" "what do i change it to"? .... im like "how
  about tea-bagger"? "thats a good one" .. the accountant is
  like "yeah! easy to remember too"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909106
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018713
text:
  <mithro> anyone know how to get find to remove all files which
  are older then 7 days?
  <cherez> crap
  <cherez> I tried to google to help that
  <cherez> thinking to search a man page
  <cherez> "find older man"
  <cherez> it was bad :(
  <cherez> real bad...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909107
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018798
text:
  <Volt9000> oy this is lame
  <Volt9000> some 3 year old "genius" kid
  <Volt9000> WOW HE KNOWS THE CAPITALS OF COUNTRIES
  <DopefishJustin> omfg
  <Volt9000> YEAH THAT MAKES HIM A GENIUS
  <DopefishJustin> autistic more likely
  <Volt9000> ROFL!!!!
  <DopefishJustin> or maybe just a fucking dork
  <Volt9000> :D
  <Roger|tehsleep> OMG WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF MEXICO?!
  "vuenezuela" YOU GENIUS
  <Volt9000> that autistic comment was awful :D
  <Volt9000> ROFL ROGER
  * Volt9000 can't breathe
  <DopefishJustin> it's Mexico City, not one of the harder
  capitols :P
  <Roger|tehsleep> i know that
  <Roger|tehsleep> vuenezuela is the capital of peru, silly
  <DopefishJustin> oh yeah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909107
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018860
text:
  <YelseyKing> I was in a spelling bee once, when I was in
  second grade.
  <YelseyKing> The funny part is, it was for fifth and sixth
  graders.
  <YelseyKing> I was one of the last ones left standing, but I
  lost thanks to &%&$&(%(&$& Mary Poppins.
  <Indogutsu> They made you spell
  "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?"
  <YelseyKing> No. "Chimney."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909107
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018917
text:
  <@netzdamon> ok had her over here last nite
  <@netzdamon> right after dinner and my ass hole has been
  bugging me
  <@netzdamon> and we were going at it a little while later
  <@netzdamon> dumb beach went down and fucking licked a big
  glob of preperation h
  <@netzdamon> i started laughing so hard i almost pissed myself
  <@netzdamon> Preperation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment:
  <@netzdamon> Goverment Warning: Do not let gf or wife eat your
  ass with this ointment packed in it. May cause pucking/
  divorce.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909107
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.018974
text:
  <Frosty> I hate going into kitchens in Resident Evil. I mean -
  you just know that there's something in the 'fridge. There
  always is. And you don't want to open the 'fridge, but you
  know there's something in there that you need. However, you're
  running out of ammo, so you're left with killing a zombie
  using nothing more than a toothpick and the urine from pissing
  your pants.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909108
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019024
text:
  <baguette> hey, anyone know how to find a hamster?
  <is> set a cat loose
  <is> the location of the hamster and the location of the cat
  will converge quickly
  <is> though it may be difficult to separate them again...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909108
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019075
text:
  DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh.
  DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act
  as quite the processor.
  Eluorn : Theoretically.
  can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human
  brain
  DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range.
  Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into
  the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3
  Eldoran : Err I dunno...
  Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909109
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019125
text:
  <ganked> Did the doctor give you your test results?
  <ct> Yeah. Looks like all those years of phone sex caught up
  with me.
  <ct> I have hearing AIDS.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019183
text:
  <%TTK> How would I start overclocking
  <mikeszewil> don't know
  <+Fizban30> first
  <+Fizban30> open the box
  <+Fizban30> make sure its on
  <+Fizban30> and stick a knife in random spots
  <+Fizban30> when you feel the zap your done


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019248
text:
  <ckx> when i worked at the sub shop
  <ckx> whenever a fat person would get a sub and a regular
  pepsi
  <ckx> i'd be like "umm wouldn't you rather have a diet pepsi?"
  <ckx> and they'd get all offended
  <skmt> haha
  <ckx> but they'd still get the diet pepsi instead


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019300
text:
  <kikuichimonji> Okay, you know how in Revelation in the Bible
  it talks about how in the end times everyone will be marked
  with a number?
  <kikuichimonji> And how you will need that number to buy or
  sell anything?
  <kikuichimonji> I think that the Bible is refering to DRM.
  <kikuichimonji> Bill Gates is the antichrist, and Vista
  registration keys are the mark of the beast.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019389
text:
  Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees
  look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you
  Scud: And then it hit me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019503
text:
  <NuclearisWinterius> "Without the USA there would be no
  France, just a greater Germany" and the guest on the show said
  "Without France, there would be no USA, just a greater
  England"
  <Method> hurray for france!
  <Method> without england, there'd be no USA, just a really big
  canada where they all spoke french.
  <Method> i don't know what's worse
  <ari> Without Finland, there would be no IRC and this
  pointless discussion would not be taking place :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019552
text:
  <Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all
  current MMOGs is?
  <Mako> insufficient boobage
  <Grant> That too.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019603
text:
  <Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into
  the pentagon
  <rogue> noz: they might.  we should be careful.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019662
text:
  <vino> when we first got our chickens
  <vino> we got all these differant ones
  <vino> and some of them fighted
  <vino> and no jokes
  <vino> one of them
  <vino> bashed the fuck out of another one
  <vino> and did a victory dance
  <nim-zero> serious man
  <nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019709
text:
  <thc\ip> just cus i have like a hjalf oz of weed in my
  keyboard...
  <thc\ip> dont mean i cant spell


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019776
text:
  <jaMESG[champ]> you know, i always thought that i kept my desk
  kinda clean
  <jaMESG[champ]> turning the keyboard over and tapping the back
  of it
  <jaMESG[champ]> so much shit falls out of it
  <jaMESG[champ]> jesus
  <burningpapersun> lol
  <burningpapersun> jesus fell out of your keyboard?
  <jaMESG[champ]> yeah
  <jaMESG[champ]> i kicked that fucker out
  <jaMESG[champ]> didn't pay rent
  <jaMESG[champ]> just squatted
  <jaMESG[champ]> in my keyboard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.019913
text:
  * Kristoph is a 16 year old trance / hard house DJ from
  sheffield, anyone wanna pretend to be a girl and talk about
  masturbation?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020010
text:
  <heffster> next thing on my to do list is to lose my virginity
  <heffster> i'll probably have to fork out money for that too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020117
text:
  * gg (Mibbit@205.204.48.221) has joined #Terraria
  <gg> I just cut my hand with a knife while slicing a hotdog.
  <@Sqozza> Awesome.
  <gg> It happened because the phone rang. When I answered it,
  it was this clown I know named Steve.
  <gg> He told me he had been to a graveyard and seen my name on
  six gravestones.
  <gg> When I hung up the phone, I was surprised to notice my
  hand dripping blood faster than I'd anticipated from such a
  small wound.
  <gg> Concerned, I bandaged the hand with a paper napkin, but
  realized there was butter on the napkin, and the butter had
  salt in it.
  <gg> So, with a stinging hand, I ran cold water over the hand
  but the butter made the water slough off.
  <gg> Then the doorbell rang.
  <gg> I answered it. It was Steve again. He was holding a
  package for me and standing at a strange angle.
  <gg> I took the package and slammed the door.
  <gg> Opening the package, I noticed two things. 1) The package
  was unaddressed, and 2) my hand was still bleeding.
  <@Sqozza> 3) Steve is awesome.
  <gg> I ripped the package open and inside were five rusted
  nails and a jack rabbit's head.
  <gg> I called Steve back, but he didn't answer.
  <gg> Confused and bleeding, I tossed the box into the trash
  and sat back down on the couch to finish Dr. Who.
  <TheBadShepperd> I knew this was going to end bad when you
  said you knew a clown.
  <@Sqozza> Clowns these days
  <gg> But the episode was strange. It was about to short people
  fighting over a rotten piece of meat.
  <gg> The Dr. was nowhere to be seen.
  <gg> I got out a T.V. Guide to see if I was mistaken about
  what I'd TiVo'd.
  <@Sqozza> gg, maybe you were watching Jersey Shore instead
  <gg> I wasn't. It was, indeed, Dr. Who. At least according to
  T.V. Guide.
  <gg> I put the remote down and noticed that my hand was still
  bleeding.
  <gg> Then I ate my hotdog.
  <gg> Slowly.
  * gg (Mibbit@205.204.48.221) has left #Terraria
  <@Sqozza> What the fuck just happened


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020202
text:
  <Luggage_> ban him for a day, let him know he was a dick
  <Luggage_> i can't see his address, i'm using stupid ol' mirc
  <SixOfFive> IRBMe you got it, or want me to?
  <IRBMe> let Luggage_
  <IRBMe> *!*@151.196.185.148
  *** X sets mode +b *!*@151.196.185.148 for #VB
  *** Luggage_ was kicked by X from #VB :Reason ((Luggage)
  Intentional Flooding, 2 Day "Time Out")
  <IRBMe> lol
  <IRBMe> gullible fool
  *** Luggage_ (~Paleron@151.196.185.148)  has joined #VB
  <Luggage_> nice one IRBMe
  <SixOfFive> too funny hehe
  <SixOfFive> Luggage_
  <Luggage_> didn't even check the address
  <Luggage_> if i looked, i'de have seen it was mine :)
  <ThFabba> n1 @ irb
  <IRBMe> I wish I could have seen Luggage_'s face though.
  <Luggage_> IRBMe: it was a look of surprise and confusion,
  quckly followed by a look of realization and humiliation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020251
text:
  <Snow> So my 100% chance of snow has resulted in precisely 0
  snow and the prediction has deteriorated to a 40% chance of
  snow.
  <deimos> welcome to modern meteorology
  <deimos> where all those fancy computers are to hide the
  dartboard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020345
text:
  <Manson> and I think I had a virus
  <Manson> something about jewish dating
  <GrEmLiN> you got the jew virus?
  <Manson> I think so...
  <Kirby> lemme guess, it took all your cache?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020394
text:
  <Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?
  <mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020529
text:
  <uselessabstraction> So I was just having a conversation with
  my fiance about Star Wars
  <uselessabstraction> particulary, about the choice of
  architecture
  <uselessabstraction> The amount of people who die from falling
  down bottomless pits is TO DAMN HIGH
  <uselessabstraction> like, who designs architecture like this?
  <uselessabstraction> catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever,
  just zigging and zagging through enormous voids
  <uselessabstraction> Giant holes to nowhere
  <gonzobot> &#12539;&#12444;&#12444;&#12539;&#12290; &#8203; &#
  12290;&#12539;&#12444;&#12444;&#8203;_ø< qu&#8203;ack!
  <MerryPenguin> .bef
  <gonzobot> MerryPenguin you befriended a duck in 3.166
  seconds! You have made friends with 17 ducks in #trees.
  <uselessabstraction> .bang
  <uselessabstraction> bah
  <MerryPenguin> It's by design
  <MerryPenguin> It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time
  <uselessabstraction> like... who the fuck put this hole
  here????  and why????
  <MerryPenguin> exhaust
  <uselessabstraction> Darth Maul falls down a hole
  <uselessabstraction> Palpatine falls down a hole
  <uselessabstraction> Solo falls down a hole
  <uselessabstraction> everyone falls down a hole
  <uselessabstraction> Star Wars universe needs OSHA
  <MerryPenguin> Luke falls down a hole
  <MerryPenguin> Boba Fett falls down a hole
  <uselessabstraction> yes.  yes.
  <uselessabstraction> I forgot about those!
  <MerryPenguin> R2D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon
  after he fixes the hyperdrive
  <MerryPenguin> lol
  <MerryPenguin> we're onto something here
  <uselessabstraction> Obi Wan almost falls down a hole
  <MerryPenguin> C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty
  close to falling down a hole.
  <uselessabstraction> his lightsabre does though
  * MerryPenguin thinks hard about what other Star Wars
  Characters fall down holes
  <uselessabstraction> what if the hole is symbolic
  <uselessabstraction> the hole represents the dark side
  <MerryPenguin> Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down
  the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side
  <uselessabstraction> fair point


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020583
text:
  <Syclopse> my god you again
  <gesus> dislexia?
  <gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020644
text:
  <Jagfire> I gotta virus
  <wwestnilee> speaking of virus
  <wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff
  <wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff
  <Jagfire> o.O
  <wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont
  want to open them
  <wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur
  porn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020696
text:
  <ZellKFF> We were talking about religion today
  <ZellKFF> and my 6 years old kid asked me "religion? is that a
  legendary pokemon?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020779
text:
  <Jimmothy> i have girl hands
  <Jimmothy> and nice nails to match
  <@D1> the better to handle my ballz
  <Jimmothy> anyone can hold peanuts D1
  <@D1> ;[


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020845
text:
  <Brian> Hahaha... I spent two hours just so I could get an
  evil quote number on bash.
  <DaKemoBoy> The only thing evil about that is the time you
  wasted. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020890
text:
  serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
  ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
  serluny:how did u do that?
  ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
  that
  serluny:what program
  ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
  serluny:how do i download it?
  ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
  serluny:i cant download it something is wrong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020933
text:
  <+billy_s> im taking a break from programming and trying to
  escape the world of geekness and then winamp brings up "Norah
  Jones - Pointer Song" GODAMN IT LEAVE ME ALONE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.020976
text:
  <txrx> ive been reading heaps of bash.org.. but prolly still
  not as much as u CRC.. ;)
  <CRC> so true
  <CRC> that would be quite an achievement :)
  <txrx> i always expect to see ppl from here. liek this is the
  center of the irc universe or something.. ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021022
text:
  <wig> Seriously...   .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just
  gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021070
text:
  <The-Dude> I heard it involves placing a toilet paper tube up
  there and letting a hampster crawl in....then pull out the
  tube, leaving the hampster in there......
  <Kanush> that is disgusting.......yet intriguining "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021126
text:
  <daenonok> like four years ago when that 8 year old brought a
  gun to school and shot a 9 year old, i was still in high
  school and this dude in my history class who was in my group
  asked if the kid was black or white
  <daenonok> and one of the girls (who took him seriously) asked
  what it mattered, and he said 'because if he was white he was
  crazy, but if he was black he was just taking care of
  business'
  <daenonok> she slapped him so fucking loud the halls echoed, i
  shit you not


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021176
text:
  < Lapkawitz> and you can tell she's really japanese becase her
  genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around
  them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909120
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021274
text:
  <CrypticB> I thought wind was caused by differential pressures
  initiated by expanding/contracting air from heat/cold
  <wo1fwork> i thought wind was caused by the collective farts
  of all the arabs in the east


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909120
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021325
text:
  <vboydx7> Why the hell are all you fucking PS2 fanboy shits
  here?!?
  *** PSXcellent was kicked by vboydx7
  *** GTA43v3r was kicked by vboydx7
  *** Sony RoXors was kicked by vboydx7
  <Solid Sony> Hang on..!
  *** Dead_Shot_Sniper was kicked by vboydx7
  *** Solid Sony was kicked by vboydx7
  *** Hot2trot was kicked by vboydx7
  <vboydx7> Woah, wait a minute, this isn't the Gamecube forum
  o_O
  *** Quits: vboydx7 (No route to host)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021382
text:
  <Ramza> there's this wierd kid watching everything that I type
  sitting beside me
  <Ramza> yes you
  <Ramza> I don't see anyone else
  <Ramza> go away obviously I don't want you to do this


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021431
text:
  <DocGonzo> it's a nice world where you can apply for a job and
  send a resume without getting clothes on :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021505
text:
  <Treen> did you hear?  hillary rosen, the lady from the RIAA
  will be writing Iraq's new copyright law.
  <+Antiarc> Yeah
  <Treen> god help those poor fuckers.
  <+Antiarc> No kidding
  <AshPlissken> Are you shitting us?
  <Treen> nope.
  <+Antiarc> You know...
  <+Antiarc> Actually, that's brilliant.
  <+Antiarc> Bush is a freaking genius.
  <+Antiarc> See...
  <+Antiarc> ...he lets Rosen goes in...
  <+Antiarc> ...she sets up copyright law...
  <+Antiarc> ...Bush bombs her to free the Iraqi people from
  another oppressive dictator.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021552
text:
  <degradationtrip> i need all 4 food groups now to get my mind
  off of things
  <atm_> pussy, beer, weed, cake.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021602
text:
  kakoru> Okay, I watching pr0n on my comp and after watching it
  for a while,I spilled my future kids are on my keyboard..My
  parents are probably going to see this any minutes by now!!
  WHAT SHOULD I DO??
  Kapoop> Jesus gave you a tongue for a reason


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021650
text:
  R0ry » what shall i get my bro for his bday
  R0ry » he's 25
  bazmalti » an anal probe?
  bazmalti » lol
  R0ry » i said 25
  R0ry » not german


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021700
text:
  <Lauren> I have this recurring javascript error
  <Lauren> Uncaught TypeError: Illegal invocation
  <gasp> did you try running it during full moon ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909123
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021747
text:
  <Lunchbox> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck
  is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.021954
text:
  <Hostility[B-A]> new reality show
  <Hostility[B-A]> 1 man
  <Hostility[B-A]> 25 women
  <c0ldfyr3`HW> haha
  <Exor[B-AFK]> hottub? :D
  <c0ldfyr3`HW> 5 hottubs
  <Hostility[B-A]> 15 dream dates
  <Hostility[B-A]> in the end they find out he has aids
  <Hostility[B-A]> yes
  <Hostility[B-A]> Joe Aids
  <Exor[B-AFK]> roflmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022001
text:
  Ya-leile: i either need candy or a fuck.
  Dan: w00t!
  Ya-leile cries
  Ya-leile: and i can't find either.
  Dan: *blink*
  DJEuphoriK: i can be over in like half an hour
  Dan: BWAHAHAHA
  Ya-leile: with candy?
  Ya-leile: *grin*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022054
text:
  ... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
  ... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS
  (~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net)
  <SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the
  monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022113
text:
  <MikeyPain> A car in front of me
  <MikeyPain> There were two heads at the drivers seat
  <MikeyPain> one bobbing
  <Psyderman> this one time i gave my mom head in a car
  <MikeyPain> the car started to veer a shitload
  <MikeyPain> and then the other head went to the passengers
  side
  <@PK59> they were just holding hands and talking about jesus


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022175
text:
  <InvisableMan> bra!
  <s0berer> shit, is my bra showing?
  <dz[tetrinet]> O.o
  <chris> lol
  * s0berer realizes there's no need for a bra, yet alone the
  lack of wearing one....
  <Rocker> i wear a bro
  <Rocker> :P
  <Rocker> (only people who used to watch seinfeld would get
  that)
  <dz[tetrinet]> you wear a black guy?
  <dz[tetrinet]> O.o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022270
text:
  <Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try
  standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who
  decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.
  Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a
  mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with
  one massive shove
  <Jaytda4th> omg that is hell! A manson concert.. im so sorry.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909126
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022313
text:
  Deus_Gear: its time to play
  Deus_Gear: random kick
  Deus_Gear: !kick random
  *** Deus_Gear has been kicked from #illuminati-manga by
  Deus_Gear: Deus_Gear


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909126
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022359
text:
  <[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked
  computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909126
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022406
text:
  Reynir > Have you ever tried prostituation?
  Reynir > it's not like sex at all. more like multiplayer
  masturbation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909127
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022460
text:
  <Veor> HOT HOT CHICK WAS LOOKIN AT ME
  <Veor> so i was smilin at her and she smilied back
  <Veor> so i walked over to her and she kept staring where i
  was sitting at
  <Veor> and she had a cane
  <Veor> i realized she was blind


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909127
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022565
text:
  <@WhiteRob> Shit, I wish some game publisher would have the
  testicular fortitude to release a fucking dating sim in the US
  <@dj_CRYME> why would u want a dating sim
  <@WhiteRob> ... I dunno, I want to feel loved :p
  <@dj_CRYME> nah u want to see graphical characters have sex on
  your computer screen dont you
  <@WhiteRob> possibly, yes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909127
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022611
text:
  <sm`gone> getting dressed now
  <sm`gone> no need to shower, i use linux
  * EvilGrin submits to bash.org


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909128
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022653
text:
  (Chimerasame): I HAVE COMBINED TWO JAPANESE WORDS TO CREATE A
  MASTERPIECE OF HORRIFYING PROPORTIONS
  (Chimerasame): seppukakke.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909128
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022710
text:
  <Madism> i have a penis
  <Defveggy> show me mine if you show me yours
  <Madism> k
  <Madism> 8=D
  <Shinry> rofl
  <Madism> its cold


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022856
text:
  <Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you
  put like a special rod-lube in it..
  <Snag> supposed to be like a bj.... throat included
  <XDDD> i prefer women for my bjs
  <boozie> haha
  <XDDD> but im kinda weird
  <XDDD> i guess the pipe would be better, no body to get rid of
  afterwards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022904
text:
  <H3g3m0n> Wow according to the starwars website Star Wars
  Episode III is going to be called "In production"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.022970
text:
  <my_ass_is_hot> So the vice principle was fucking like,
  sweating because she was a fat bitch and it was lunch time
  <uber_bob> lol
  <my_ass_is_hot> so as soon as the bell rings she rushes out of
  the office like a scud missle heading for a childrens daycare
  <krazykillah> ROFl
  <my_ass_is_hot> but when she comes back there are like 6 of us
  there waiting for her and she says, "all right, whos my next
  victim?"
  <my_ass_is_hot> and I yell, "A CHEESEBURGER!"
  <my_ass_is_hot> there was this huge silence and then everybody
  in the room including some other teacher started laughing like
  hell and the fat bitch is just staring like she wants to kill
  me
  <my_ass_is_hot> i got suspended :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023021
text:
  <Spike> I had a cook at my job ask if I wanted to go out for a
  beer and a bong hit today.
  <Spike> I should have known to just say no when a 40 year old
  man who was in jail for a year says to me (age 19) "Hey, what
  are you doing tonight?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023087
text:
  <Y2Jesus> [Clone Scanning: #pokebattle]
  <Y2Jesus> 6 Match(es) Found
  <Y2Jesus> LavosPhoenix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com
  <Y2Jesus> red13n: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com
  <Y2Jesus> MrTest: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com
  <Y2Jesus> Platinum: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com
  <Y2Jesus> SirChris: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com
  <Y2Jesus> Xantrix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com
  <Y2Jesus> [End of Clone Scan for: #pokebattle]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023174
text:
  vince: i just emailed the hotmail staff that i wasnt able to
  open and read any emails
  vince: my email: i have a problem, i cant open or read any
  emails
  vince: they answered: yes you can


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023219
text:
  <HorseC> parrots are like children... you spend 2-3 years
  teaching them to talk, then the rest of your life wishing you
  never did.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023268
text:
  <El_Angsto> interesting, I just read on slashdot about the
  linux worm
  <zeekmor> it shouldnt effect us
  <zeekmor> we are in a city, not in the wild


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023325
text:
  <evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic
  <Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?
  <evilmarq> up my arse
  <Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?
  <evilmarq> yes
  <Rawr> Why?
  <evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023381
text:
  <Flossie> depends how much you get paid for staying in bed
  <Brocken> I get payed £100 an hour for the things I do in bed
  <nameinuse> you run a law firm from under your duvet?
  <Brocken> no, I'm a gimp ;(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023432
text:
  thefinalcutter83: According to CNN.com: "Iranian missile may
  be able to hit U.S. by 2015."
  SpaceInvader455: That's one slow fuckin missile.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023484
text:
  <Rayne> I need to talk to you about the amount of time your
  spending "IRL"
  <Rayne> how do you know you can trust these "IRL" friends
  <Rayne> have you /ns infoed them?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023533
text:
  <rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll
  subculture
  <rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com
  right now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023636
text:
  <DreadS> wow
  <DreadS> evl - are you shrooming ?
  <evl> dude
  <evl> i wish
  <evl> that way i could goto bed comforted
  <DreadS> E ?
  <evl> knowing there wasnt a goddamned vampire
  <evl> flyin around my house


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909134
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023729
text:
  [tim:] fuck this game
  [tim:] the more you beat it the harder it gets
  [tim:] ... oh god.
  [tim:] that was never going to sound right.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023779
text:
  <NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl is making idiot to
  appear on QDB or is just bornt that way
  <Livewireo> That made no sense whatsoever
  <NekoGirl> ok, remaking
  <NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl in here is playing
  idiot to appear on QDB or is just they bornt that way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023833
text:
  <digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to
  brag about their hardware
  <digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ
  SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT
  FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA
  VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my
  PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM
  4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX
  <digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023884
text:
  Frosterfree: I will tell you what my hell is, you guys
  probably don't read enough to know what ADD is do you
  Frosterfree: Attention Defecit Disorder
  Frosterfree: it's a learning disability
  Frosterfree: discovered extensivly in 1980
  Frosterfree: a year before I was born
  Frosterfree: I have had to fight that my entire fuck'n life
  Frosterfree: my kids will have to fight it for their entire
  lives
  CatGonk: You won't have kids. Trust me on this.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023938
text:
  <^Migs^> the way I see it, if a school district is going to
  block something that's useful for educational, they need to
  provide an alternative
  <^Migs^> e.g., if you block YouTube, host your own media
  sharing site.
  <^Migs^> if you block Myspace or Facebook, host your own
  social network
  <^Migs^> etc.
  <tensai> if you block porn, host your own naked pictures


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.023983
text:
  <ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried
  www.astakavista.com and i just got lost there with all these
  files and shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024085
text:
  <Gerrard> w00r
  <Gerrard> ...w00t
  <Gerrard> Crap, I might've started an internet trend for
  spelling "whore"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024138
text:
  <^Melchior^> MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP MY FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR
  WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS
  DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024215
text:
  <Rjx> Running Virus Decector Version 1.0.2 - Type ? for
  disinfect help
  <dadadada> ?
  <Rjx> The irc.infect.bears.you virus has been detected from
  your IRC client
  <dadadada> how can i clean it?
  <Rjx> To disinfect type "/timer 0 1 /msg <channel you are in>
  bear.be.gone"
  <Rjx> End of Instruction -|
  <dadada> ok
  <dadadada> bear.be.gone
  <dadadada> bear.be.gone
  <dadadada> bear.be.gone
  <dadadada> bear.be.gone
  <dadadada> bear.be.gone
  <dadadada> bear.be.gone
  <dadadada> bear.be.gone
  <dadadada> bear.be.gone
  *** dadadada was kicked by Snes9x (flood)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024264
text:
  <+skrath> I don't think I'm better than others, it just so
  happens that so far, statistically, I am


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024363
text:
  (Billy) i met a porno star
  (@dura) so DID I!
  (PyRoWaRrIoR) I am a porno star
  (PyRoWaRrIoR) I didn't get paid though
  (PyRoWaRrIoR) and there was no cameras =/
  (PyRoWaRrIoR) it was just me, a sheep, and this guy named fred
  who SAID he knew my dad and my dad said it was ok
  (PyRoWaRrIoR) but I didn't believe him
  (PyRoWaRrIoR) and my ass still hurts
  (PyRoWaRrIoR) and the worst part is
  (PyRoWaRrIoR) he never called or wrote :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024417
text:
  <Oolong> you know, i read somewhere that botulism is powerful
  enough, if like 10 milligrams of it got in the water supply,
  to kill everyone in a town the size of new york city
  <Oolong> i wonder what marketing genius thought, "hey, maybe
  if women inject this into their lips, it will make them plump
  and kissable"
  <Oolong> it scares me to think that there might be an
  underground lab somewhere discovering the cosmetic benefits of
  anthrax


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024491
text:
  <BlackOperations> hey i thought your internet was being taken
  away
  <TRM> thats what i thought as well
  <TRM> parents probably forgot about my bad marks or whatever
  reason it was that they were gonna remove cable..
  <BlackOperations> whatever reason? YOU KNOW WHY :P
  <TRM> hehe
  <TRM> my history folder :P
  <Ghand|ThiefGold> TRM's history folder:
  <Ghand|ThiefGold> "Barnyard XXX"
  <Ghand|ThiefGold> "Cartoon XXX"
  <Ghand|ThiefGold> "John Romero's Daikatana"
  <Ghand|ThiefGold> It was the Daikatana that really got them
  angry.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024539
text:
  <SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross
  from me
  <SPD-DMN> im going to check it out
  <RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024592
text:
  <Warwitch> you speak German? :o
  <travelyan> sure i do.
  * Warwitch nods
  <Warwitch> Jawohl!
  <travelyan> das machine ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und das
  mittengrabben
  <Hoo_Man> get that nazi shit outa here!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024637
text:
  <eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was
  pretty impressive.  If I had any idea the file manager on a
  macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago!  Is
  there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024682
text:
  (anuj) Strangest thing happened today.
  (anuj) I saw one of those Progessive Insurance SUVs heading
  towards an accident scene.
  (anuj) And the SUV got smacked by an 18-wheeler because it ran
  a red light.
  (anuj) The irony didn't hit me until just now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024745
text:
  <MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including
  spines) in inches?
  <CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program
  <CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size
  <MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class
  <CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea
  <mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler
  <_8ight> well.  if you cant find a ruler.  i found this info
  that may aid you in a makeshift ruler.
  <_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of
  Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a
  flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length
  and 1 inch  in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on
  average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in
  diameter.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024869
text:
  <@SLing> anyway I love grocery shopping because I get to make
  my family look like fools
  <@SLing> the other day we were at the grocery store
  <@SLing> and the first place was all the melons (like
  canteloupe, grapefruit, etc)
  <evolsoulx> mmhmm
  <@SLing> anyway I remembered hearing from some TV chef that
  before buying melons you're supposed to knock on them
  <@SLing> so
  <@SLing> I stood there
  <@SLing> for five minutes
  <@SLing> knocking on melons
  <@SLing> people started looking at me strange
  <evolsoulx> lol
  <@SLing> I was like "It's ok, the TV chef told me to"
  <Erik> lol
  <@SLing> I'd knock on one and be like "This one sounds fresh"
  <@SLing> long story short I don't have to go grocery shopping
  anymore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.024932
text:
  <@FirebirdGM> What a gayass question. This is on my Chemistry
  Homework.
  <@FirebirdGM> 'If x = 4, What is x equal to?'
  <Trispectz> LOL
  <@FirebirdGM> How the hell does that relate to HydroCarbons.
  That isn't even a real question.
  <@FirebirdGM> Damn stoner teacher.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025017
text:
  <Darric> Ok, so this guy's playing golf with a priest.
  <Darric> And he's really bad, so every time after one bad putt
  after another, he's like "FUCK I MISSED THE FUCKING HOLE"
  <[PervertedMonk]> k
  <[PervertedMonk]> ...
  <Darric> Next hole... swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED"
  <Darric> And the priest becomes a little unnerved
  <[PervertedMonk]> obviously
  <Darric> So he says "You really shouldn't keep saying that, or
  the Lord may well strike you down"
  <Darric> Next hole: Swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED!"
  <Darric> And then there's a rumbling in the clouds, and a
  lightning bolt strikes the priest dead
  <Darric> And a voice overhead... "FUCK I MISSED"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025113
text:
  <@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY
  PASSWORD
  <+darkmind> Report him :x
  <+darkmind> Or try to flood him off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025167
text:
  <rigel> maybe a few centuries from now, year 2k would be
  remembered solely for the goatse.cx homepage.
  <rigel> "the dark rectum dilation century"
  <avoozl> rofl
  <avoozl> it'll probably be the only thing that survives the
  nuclear winter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025209
text:
  {Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you
  could get a gf and stuff.
  {[12Lurk} its a place where women put out
  {SoCK} url?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025295
text:
  <Naruto> It's always a haunted attic, isn't it?
  <Naruto> It's never a haunted toliet that explodes with water
  at 3am.
  <Naruto> That would be the shit.
  <Naruto> literally. >)
  <Naruto> If I were a ghost, that's the kind of random shit I'd
  do.
  <Naruto> I'd open the fridge and take out all the mustard.
  <Naruto> Then I'd hoard it and bring it back later and put it
  in the dishwasher.
  <Naruto> and the people would open it up "WTF?! There's 39
  jars of mustard in here!"
  <Naruto> and lawn flamingos
  <Naruto> I would hoard those like nobody's business.
  <Naruto> I'd be a fun ghost.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909143
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025345
text:
  <Gunth> before i was a teen i thought "Masturbate" was some
  kind of master or bachelor degree... so when my teachers asked
  me what i wanted to do with my life.. i told them "masturbate"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025492
text:
  * c6 is going to start a radio station
  <c6> although the kits are mighty expensive
  <Jaykul> lol
  <Jaykul> you even have a license?
  <[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no
  <[-tOrn-]> ;)
  <c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025544
text:
  <monarch> the other day i skipped church and went to get
  something to eat at 7-11
  <monarch> i paid with a 10 and recieved $6.66 in change.
  <monarch> am i going to hell?
  <qbert> almost certainly
  <monarch> fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025595
text:
  <-yptosis> Hey, I took a picture of my wang like df did. Let
  me upload it.
  <-yptosis> It'll take a bit, it is a 9 meg file.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025684
text:
  * XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than
  ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025729
text:
  <SuperGT> this channel probably gots nothing, but a m0therfuck
  |g piece of shit!!! this channel sux shit, ITALY sux shit too!
  They losted to frogs!!! so how about it? a wopper $1.49? haha
  piece of shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025781
text:
  <fugi> 64 bytes from 207.46.197.32: icmp_seq=0 ttl=115 time=
  69.422 ms
  <fugi> 64 bytes from 207.46.197.32: icmp_seq=0 DUP! ttl=115
  time=69.887 ms
  <fugi> 64 bytes from 207.46.197.32: icmp_seq=0 DUP! ttl=115
  time=86.464 ms
  <fugi> microsoft.com sends duplicates..
  <fugi> it like they got bored of making new security holes so
  they just brought back some old ones


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025831
text:
  <Winta> Well well well
  <Jess> dam dam dam
  <Winta> yes yes yes
  <Jess> oh sorry... I thought we were talking about things that
  water could be in


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025887
text:
  <Crimson> Damnit, I have to work in 1 hr!!
  <Crimson> Damn these IRc's... they steal my sleep like the
  blacks steal tv's.
  <BigJP> I'm black.
  <Crimson> Its a plasma! Its in the den, just dont hurt my
  family!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.025939
text:
  <blue_> [wned
  <fluffy> blue_: I like how you mistyped 'pwned' as [wned when
  pwned itself is an intentional reproduction of the common
  mistyping of owned
  <fluffy> I have a feeling that in a few years people will be
  typing \wned without any shred of irony


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026001
text:
  <MyTh`snoogans>
  mY¯mom¯stole¯mY¯keYboard¯So¯im¯using¯chaRmap¯to¯type¯this
  <MyTh`snoogans> god¯This¯sucks
  <Unknown[SwHo]> charmap ?
  <Unknown[SwHo]> like a palm-pilot ?
  <MyTh`snoogans> yoU¯pRes¯The¯bUTTons¯wiTh¯the¯moUse
  <MyTh`snoogans> iT¯TAkes¯foReveR
  *  *   *   *   *  *  *  *
  * MyTh`snoogans has joined #clan-swho
  <MyTh`snoogans> did my mom think i couldnt find the keyboard
  in the living room
  <MyTh`snoogans> wtf was she thinking


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026121
text:
  <!fis> finally my nickalert works =D
  <!fis> FUCK
  <!fis> i think my screen just burnt through
  <!fis> i can type
  <!fis> but i don't see anything
  <!Purge> fis
  <!Purge> fis
  <!Purge> fis
  <!Purge> fis
  <!Purge> fis
  <!Purge> fis
  <!fis> stop that
  <!Purge> actually.. i just tried to morse you something =/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026170
text:
  <DrBoB> sex is so over-rated...
  <DrBoB> and i dought it's gonna be much better with someone
  from the opposite sex.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026232
text:
  <Claws> Disabled people are the greatest.
  <Claws> I have a friend who is in a wheel chair and he has the
  most awesome sense of humour ever.
  <Claws> The other day two of my other friends were having an
  argument about something trivial, one of them turned to him
  and said "You'll stand up for me won't you"
  <Claws> He just looked him straight in the eye and with the
  straightest face you'll ever see, said "Only if your name's
  Jesus"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026282
text:
  <#geekissues><ef~loosid> what i really love the best about
  this channel is the people sitting and espousing their
  theories on life as if they are fact and they know everything,
  its the best.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026347
text:
  <Cithorn> Right now.... I'm killing you with my mind
  <Cithorn> Tell me if you die
  <AntiarcPrime> If  I'm dead, I can't
  typ........asdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
  * AntiarcPrime dies
  <AntiarcPrime> [ Restore from last save point? ] (Yes/No)
  <AntiarcPrime> Yes
  * AntiarcPrime respawns
  <Cithorn> Aww sunova bitch, now I know what it's like to be a
  Final Fantasy Villain


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026446
text:
  <Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for
  '01 Honda Prelude?
  <tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual
  factor
  <Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys?
  <Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin
  limp?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026493
text:
  <JDonne> yeah... i remember when i was a teenager, .268193
  years ago
  <chikster> ur 18.268194 I assume


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026587
text:
  <Nyphur> I want to grwo my hair long so that if I get a
  girlfriend, people will think we're lesbians.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026674
text:
  <Tobrae> Y'know, I can't stand all these "lol i got this one
  dude to erase hsi hard drive" submissions on bash.org
  <Tobrae> Do a search for "deltree" on Bash. Look at those
  scores. Those are OUTLANDISH
  <Brulam> A little bitter, are we Tob? :P
  <Tobrae> No, I just don't find that very funny. I don't find
  any of the "lol look at tihs tard lolol" quotes funny.
  <ajax> wut does deltree /y c:*.* do??
  <Tobrae> ...Can't you read?
  <Brulam> enter it in dos
  <Tobrae> Oh, no, we're not stooping down to their level
  * ajax has quit IRC (Quit: )
  <Tobrae> Don't, ajax, it'll e...
  <Tobrae> ...
  <Brulam> lol what a tard we got him to earse hsi hard drive!!
  11 rofl
  <Tobrae> HAHA OMG SUBMITTED!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026774
text:
  pAtRiCkAaRoN06: DUDE..you know what we r gonna name our band?
  Jahwarrior06: what?
  pAtRiCkAaRoN06: "the big glove"
  Jahwarrior06: the big glove? wtf?
  pAtRiCkAaRoN06: yea...that way when we get done playing and
  the PA dude comes up there he can say "let's have a big hand
  for The Big Glove"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909151
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026837
text:
  <Oenr> why doesn't anyone like him?
  <Extre[-x]> he's gay as shit
  <ZeroContent> and a fagmonkey.
  <Extre[-x]> i try to explain to him how bad he acts like a
  dick and he doesnt understand it
  <ZeroContent> damn fagmonkies.
  <Extre[-x]> ZeroContent you dont like him ??
  <ZeroContent> who?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909151
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026892
text:
  <Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain?
  <Adie> owwwie
  <Cel|Work> its quick
  <HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the
  vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast
  <HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i
  need to lick your titties


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909151
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026945
text:
  <whitcomb> there's this thing on the news about what to do if
  someone cheats on you
  <whitcomb> the simple answer, whether this is a relationship
  or a video game, is to kill them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909151
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.026994
text:
  <[ComHem]HammeR> casca; think? Whats that?
  <[PASSIVE]_casca> that's the thing you do before masturbating
  in public


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909152
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027086
text:
  <{eCholaLia}> u know if u have a 56k modem , u can save time
  buy d/lin songs with the smallest amount of bitrate and
  changing em after wards with a convertor
  <Natus> i think you may be legally retarded


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909152
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027138
text:
  <trent> Dude, did I leave my platinum cube at your house?
  <44lark> Nope, I was in the basement today and didnt see it
  <trent> shit, I dont know where I left it then
  <44lark> ya, hope you find it, im gonna go play Super Smash
  Brothers
  <trent> ok


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027183
text:
  [Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!)
  [V-raggy] my condom ue'd
  [V-raggy] :[


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027230
text:
  <Guest_0135966> Want FUN??? Come to the MjsIRC Chat Network...
  For High Speed Servers, Ready To Party, With Another Server To
  Come!, simply type /server mjs48.bsd.st or /server
  kevin.mjs48.bsd.st or /server steven.mjs48.bsd.st   .JOIN
  NOW!!!
  * Guest_0135966 has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
  <HunterSD> Want to FUCK OFF? Come to the Windows Desktop
  Party... For high speed fun, with another Alt+F4 to Come!
  Simply type /Quit, or /qUiT, or /QUIT... DO IT NOW!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027283
text:
  <Wallrod> i hate having my room right next to the bathroom
  <Wallrod> i have to hear my dad take a shit
  <Wallrod> EVEN DEATH METAL DOESNT COVER ALL THE FREQUENCIES MY
  DAD'S ASS BROADCASTS ON


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027330
text:
  <Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE
  FUCKTARDS FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE
  talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO
  FUCK OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU
  ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909154
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027478
text:
  <Brentai> I have Q3, but I like playing it about as much as I
  like trying to suck my own wang.
  <Brentai> i.e. it's painful and futile, but once and a while I
  try to do it just to prove that I can. And I can't.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027577
text:
  <Geno> Dude...
  <Geno> I was wearing my All Your Base shirt...and someone
  pointed out the craziest thing
  <Geno> "Somebody Set Up Us the Bomb", when read Backwards, is
  "Bomb the US (united states) Up Set (upset) Somebody"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027628
text:
  <Blackwolf> i'm visiting my gf in the hospital tomorroy...yay
  <ereque> whats up with her?
  <altemark> ereque: she managed to dig herself up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027677
text:
  <Shadow> You know those Orbit commercials, where the blonde
  gives Orbit gum to someone to clean their dirty mouth?
  <Shadow> Just once, I wanna see that girl suck off someone,
  then chew some Orbit gum
  <Shadow> Girl: Orbit gum makes mouths clean!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027731
text:
  <Daxim> also, bersirc is broken
  <Daxim> it must not add the angles to the link
  <Daxim> I'll file a bug
  <paranoid> I want to file a bug report to your fucking parents


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027776
text:
  <blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of
  netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with
  windbags from the east.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027823
text:
  (~roopurt) there is an article on the washington post "why is
  the arab world so easily offended"
  (~roopurt) i think it might offend the arab world
  (~roopurt) but really
  (~roopurt) one person puts up a youtube video and they riot
  and kill
  (~roopurt) the rest of world didnt come after canada after
  justin biebers last video


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027876
text:
  <Xenecrite> Guys, I found the greatest glitch!
  <Xenecrite> It's one of those ads where you have to hit the
  target.
  <Xenecrite> You can click anywhere on it and you STILL get the
  prize!
  <Xenecrite> 53 free laptops for me!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.027974
text:
  <bcanon> I just want to be able to cover myself in stickers to
  the point where I am no longer recognizable and become
  "Wireless Man" - Defender of Free Internet to the good people
  of Houston.  Of course I'll need a sidekick. Anyone up for the
  role of Antenna Boy?
  <filtrs> not at the moment, but maybe after some porn ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028019
text:
  <skwerrel> my savior jesus christ, please accept my lubricated
  anus as compensation for my past sins


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028077
text:
  <mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with
  best?"
  <mightyflo> that's an odd question
  <redbatszu> dusteating nanobots?
  <mightyflo> i should hook those up to the x10 remote
  <mightyflo> i could clean the house from my chair


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028127
text:
  lonemalika: The story of how my kitty got her name is funyn
  lonemalika: funny*
  lonemalika: Back when I lived in Georgia, I was on AOL in a
  chatroom(yeah, LONG time ago xd)
  lonemalika: me and my chatter friends were going spastic over
  stuff
  lonemalika: then my sister goes outside, comes back with a
  paper lunch bag with two little kittens in it.
  lonemalika: Not even 2 weeks old
  Trevor: You stole someone's lunch?
  Trevor: That's mean.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028176
text:
  <%Reaper_TDS> yea ridein cock is hard work huh
  <@Kodiake> I busted ass all day today and yesterday


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028234
text:
  <Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt
  <Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish'
  <fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :)
  <Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish
  <Scofco> i hate seafood


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909159
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028287
text:
  amandahirst2007 : why is it that when you ship something by
  car it's called shipment and when it's shipped by boat it's
  called cargo
  Vincent_Valentine9 : Cargo is simply a term to describe
  something held on a ship, plane, truck or train. It has
  nothing to do with what the cargo is actually used for. The
  "Shipment" is an item being moved, it got it's name because
  back in the day, before cars, ships and boats down rivers and
  oceans were the main form of travel.
  Vincent_Valentine9 : When Planes, trains and automobiles began
  to be used, the term simply carried over.
  amandahirst2007 : ur stupid. asl?
  Vincent_Valentine9 : ..........


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909160
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028330
text:
  ·[steev]· i used to date this chick, she used to strip naked
  and rub up and down against me to get me off the computer, it
  was like, damn it, im busy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028424
text:
  Titanium_Dragon> Hey everyone
  Titanium_Dragon> I had a revelation today
  Titanium_Dragon> Everyone knows that more intelligent
  creatures (humans, dolphins, chimps, ect.) tend to have sex
  for fun
  Titanium_Dragon> But some people believe that sex for any
  reason but procreation is wrong
  * Titanium_Dragon never put two and two together


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028492
text:
  <Birk> Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to
  us about the local college and the programs they offer.
  <Birk> so he goes around the rooms asking people what they
  want to major in
  <Birk> one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a
  Computer Programmer or a Priest"
  <Birk> and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid"
  <Birk> I got a 2 day suspension for saying that.
  <Jaguar> LMAO !


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028543
text:
  <jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE
  WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS'
  <jebs> but he said moments


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028599
text:
  <Towzzer> hey ufo
  <ufo8mydog> hey ugly
  <Towzzer> that's not my nick
  <ufo8mydog> sorry, i'm a faceperson, not a nameperson
  <Towzzer> ouch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028650
text:
  <GfK> these dumbass church people on tv
  <GfK> they just said god made the internet
  <NoelCower> Bet they're internet creationists and reject
  ARPANET


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028704
text:
  <SouLjY> im rot netarded
  * SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging
  [On]
  <SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u
  <maj> ...
  <PyRo_> =[
  <Pelleas> im going to go look at the water
  <SouLjY> :1


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028815
text:
  <Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign?
  <DocWebstr> "Keep Off"?
  <Lazarus> Wrong Way.
  <Beki> this end up? :)
  <K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028870
text:
  <dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall
  asleep
  <Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy
  <Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO
  TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.028927
text:
  <nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a
  warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car.
  <nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings.  I guess you need to
  have a spare handy.
  <kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use.
  <kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over
  <nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family
  dinners.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029032
text:
  <Zeion> mints must be very profitable
  <Palmetto> what are you talking about?
  <Palmetto> mints are government institutions
  <Palmetto> they don't make any money
  <Zeion> yes they do


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029094
text:
  <looooly> hello , I have a problem and i need help
  <looooly> ?
  <voidnull> ok. don't ask your question, though. 'cause we can
  read your mind.
  <looooly> really .so whats my problem <voidnull> ???
  <voidnull> I think your problem is you're having difficulties
  understanding sarcasm.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029147
text:
  <Sean> hehe my history teacher has an iraqi which he nicked
  from a tank in iraq
  <Sean> which is quite cool
  <eddy> just some random iraqi? :)
  <Sean> ooops, an iraqi flag


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029197
text:
  <Seros_work`> :|  <--- this is my interested face
  <Ithaqua> 8=====D  <--- This is my penis. Suck it.
  <deVoca_work> life-size


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909165
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029245
text:
  Gig103: on the BMW 745i, you can get "Active front seats with
  gentle massage action"
  Gig103: for $74000 i should get a blowjob every time i get in
  the car
  moe99j5: yeah but you'd ruin the leather upholstery
  Gig103: no for $74000 she would swallow it all


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029383
text:
  IVIasterFunk: biacksfourteen
  Biax14: iviasterflunk
  IVIasterFunk: funk*
  IVIasterFunk: bastard
  Biax14: D'oh
  Biax14: My mistake ;
  IVIasterFunk: my ass
  Biax14: is smeely
  IVIasterFunk: the l is nowhere near the l key
  IVIasterFunk: u*
  IVIasterFunk: fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029485
text:
  <bobob> um, any grammar nazi's want to help me out with
  something?
  <Emma> yeah, no apostrophe in nazis ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029584
text:
  <Phyxius> Hmm there are some black people hanging around
  outside the gates at the end of my driveway, brb
  <Courtney> mkay hb
  <Phyxius> HOLY SHIT THEYRE GONE
  <Courtney> The black people?
  <Phyxius> NO, MY GATES


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029636
text:
  <Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for
  a ride...
  <Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause
  there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that
  only works on old people...
  <Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look
  like...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029696
text:
  <Match> ic
  <Kayin> dont say ic. its unbecoming
  <Match> i know. sorry
  <H4Z3> why is it unbecoming?
  <Match> we just learned about this in english. if you say
  things like i see and yup, it makes you seem passive
  <Kayin> as if you're uninterested in the conversation
  <H4Z3> ic
  <Match> jerk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029746
text:
  <kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Pedophilia) Stop touching my
  thing. Your hands are rough and calloused. I am only six.
  <kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Slashdot.org) I've Got A Cool
  Site. What The Fuck? So Much Traffic! Now My Server's Down.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029819
text:
  <@drwiii> so ecbc and I go to gamestop to get Mario 64 DS.
  <@drwiii> and i bring my DS along.
  <@drwiii> then we go to this chinese restaurant.
  <@drwiii> and as ecbc's coming back from the restroom, he's
  like "dude did that
  kid steal your gameboy?"
  <@drwiii> there was some kid at another table fucking around
  with PictoChat on
  his own DS
  <@drwiii> so i changed the nickname on mine, found the room he
  was in, and
  scribbled "What you just ate wasn't chicken." and
  sent it
  <@drwiii> and like 10 seconds later i hear over my shoulder
  "EWWWW!"
  <@drwiii> apparently he showed it to his mom
  <@drwiii> i powered mine down and kept on eating.
  <@drwiii> that was the best thing EVER.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029862
text:
  Jmnky127: i found a way to make money
  Jmnky127: at school
  Jmnky127: people will give me dollars to light my nipples on
  fire with axe
  Jmnky127: or other peoples nipples while they are asleep
  Jmnky127: ive made some good money doin that
  Jmnky127: like $10
  Jmnky127: ive been able to eat a good lunch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.029970
text:
  <halo@home> i LOVE childrens books
  <halo@home> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/
  091629188X.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif
  <Ronak> i never saw breasts that looked like peppermints
  before...
  <halo@home> WTF are they trying to teach kids?!!!
  <Para@Work> "Bobby and his brother play 'differently'" by
  Genichiro Yagyu
  <halo@home> "The Benefits Of Being A Boy-Scout Den Leader" by
  Genichiro Yagyu
  <Ronak> 'Take candy from strangers' by Genichiro Yagyu
  <halo@home> "It only hurts the first 3 times" by Genichiro
  Yagyu
  <Ronak> 'slamming the ham' by Genichiro Yagyu
  <chawk> "That's not milk" by Genichiro Yagyu
  <Ronak> 'Playing hide the salami, for beginners' by Genichiro
  Yagyu
  <Para@Work> "THE PHYSICS OF QUANTUM-SPACE TIME CONTINUUM WITH
  APPLICATIONS TO BLACK HOLES AND OTHER SPACIAL ANOMOLIES" by
  Genichiro Yagyu
  <Ronak> 'wiping your ass for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
  <Chro> "Splash Splash Rub a Dub Dub. SUPRISE!" a book for all
  friends by Genichrio Yagyu
  <chawk> LOL Chro
  <halo@home> DUDE I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I AM NOT A KID RIGHT NOW


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030022
text:
  < Utopiah> did a native English speaker recommended you this
  nickname?
  < handjob> No. This is my mother's desktop. The nickname is
  taken from username.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030079
text:
  <@cypher> I've never seen the name "Tabitha" used outside of
  porn
  <jasper> I have a cousin named Tabitha
  <@cypher> Then I've probably seen pictures of her
  <jasper> :-\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030135
text:
  <Wheelman56> when i look back on what i just did to my dog i
  no longer wonder why i have no friends
  <Jessi> what did you do to the poor thing
  <Wheelman56> i took an empty cup and put it on my mouth and
  inhaled, therefore sticking it to my face
  <Wheelman56> then i jumped up at down at my dog
  <Wheelman56> waving my arms
  <Wheelman56> and making bird sounds
  <Wheelman56> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909170
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030236
text:
  <AL9000> and not too long ago my dad was installing doorbells
  in the house, and he kept testing them, so I dreamed I was in
  this house and these black women kept ringing the doorbell
  <Logic_BomB> black women ring the bell, black men use the
  window


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909170
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030300
text:
  <Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?
  <Ouro[420]> I know
  <Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
  <Ouro[420]> Yeah
  <Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
  <Ouro[420]> Like type
  <Ouro[420]> And think
  <Affe> exvatcyL!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909170
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030348
text:
  * Mage_ scoots away from Dykstra
  * Dykstra plays with his pokeballs
  * Mage_ scoots further
  <SteveD> uh huh
  * Dykstra squirtles SteveD
  <SteveD> eegad!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030401
text:
  <@pc|dogg> I'm using a file search engine, looking for the
  wonderful 6-movement "Dona Nobis Pacem" by Vaughan Williams.
  The only result it comes up with is (no joke)
  <@pc|dogg> "Donald duck gets a blow job.wma"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030448
text:
  <Foobar> /VoWeLCaPS! NoW You CaN TaLK LiKe WaReZ DooDS WiTH
  LeSS eFFoRT
  <Palidor> foobar you have too much time on your hands


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030502
text:
  <Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat
  person on the street: if you're approaching them from the
  front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going
  "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT
  BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030642
text:
  <WillaCuz> i dont wanna ride solo though
  <pagan> ya batman aint shit w/o robin :(
  <pagan> just another nigga in an expensive car
  <WillaCuz> yup


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030691
text:
  <Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide if  a rpm is installed or not
  <toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then,
  but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the
  ass.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030736
text:
  <Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up,
  like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and
  then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030822
text:
  <kyhm> Let's just say "arting" doesn't make a good verb... ^_^
  * Superkuh is still laughing.
  <Ezelek> How about stabbing?
  <kyhm> stabbing makes a great verb...
  <Kestenvarn> How about stabbed as an adjective?
  <kyhm> As in, "I'm feeling stabbed today?"  Doesn't do it for
  me...
  <Kestenvarn> I'm rather stabbed you would say such a shocking
  thing.
  <kyhm> Stab it all, why doesn't this stabbed thing work?
  <Kestenvarn> I'm stabbed. Why?
  <kyhm> Stab me... ^_^
  <Kestenvarn> Well, go stab yourself!
  <Ezelek> Note to self: Don't let any of them near words. Of
  any kind.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030871
text:
  (Deranged): I wanna get a job in a candy store putting fudge
  into boxes.
  (Deranged): That way, when people ask what I do for a living,
  I can say I'm a fudge packer.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.030969
text:
  <Kojo> Nobody wants to star in my Star Wars porn video :(
  <Kojo> The truth behind the scenes:
  <Kojo> "Han Shot First"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031022
text:
  <pure_sin> oi!
  <pure_sin> i nearly had a heart attack this morning:/
  <pure_sin> i thought my computer died on me:~(
  <st0w> wow... I'd hate to see what happens when your vibrator
  batteries die


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031074
text:
  <knob> anything that starts with a "k" on linux is "gay"
  <Wyred> heh, same as Konveration
  <knob> oh shit
  * knob is now known as gnob


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031218
text:
  <|grinch|> Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the
  dead back to life, but he can't do shit for low fps


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031272
text:
  <goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage...
  <goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans.
  <goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money.
  <goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have
  great sex.
  <goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three
  men never meet.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909176
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031314
text:
  SuperBob476: im already a college student... i caught myself
  measuring my pay in fifths, then handles


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909176
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031370
text:
  < Squishy> in trade i'd like your soul for my collection
  < Whoregasm> he means "your dick" for "his anus"
  < Squishy> i've got lots of souls from this channel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909176
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031431
text:
  <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> <Harm> anyone have an example ipfilter
  config they're willing to share?
  <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> #linux
  <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lo
  <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> l
  <Hat> <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> how do I save a linux file again
  <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lol fuck you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909177
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031495
text:
  * @Boffbowsh is in shit. i was recreating the backup for the
  166, and omitted my dad's accounts
  <@Boffbowsh> 5 years of stuff
  <@Boffbowsh> gone
  <@Cheez> thats an "oh fuck" moment methinks
  <@Cheez> tell him he should keep up to date backups
  <@Boffbowsh> That WAS the backup
  <@Cheez> ahh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909177
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031542
text:
  JBroder873: here's a mindjob
  JBroder873: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
  immovable object?
  Key of Love II: it creates a rip in the very fabric of time
  Key of Love II: which thus spawns a black hole.
  JBroder873: ...damn.
  Key of Love II: and kills a puppy.
  JBroder873: ...awww.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909177
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031592
text:
  <Mr_Nutty> once in a west texas town of el paso
  <Mr_Nutty> I fell in love with a mexican girl
  <Fina> It didn't stop her from charging you, though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909177
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031638
text:
  [ Genia4 ] one sec i'm looking for the url of the iq test
  [ Genia4 ] i want u to do it
  **Approximately 8 Minutes Later**
  [ Genia4 ] http://www.iqtest.com/
  [ @AirRaid ] it took you that long to remember that url?
  [ @AirRaid ] FOR AN IQ TEST?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909178
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031692
text:
  <redfox> hmmm.. i heard a loud noise downstairs
  <redfox> nobody's home, brb... investigating
  <Rezn0r> it's your sense of self-worth running away
  <Rezn0r> and knocking over furniture on its way out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909178
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031760
text:
  <Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes:
  <Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes[]
  <Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone)
  <Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE;
  <Slant> else
  <Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE;
  <Slant> no wait.
  <mightyflo> hahahahahahahaha
  <Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE;
  <animegoth> lol
  <FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng!
  <mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life
  code


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909178
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031818
text:
  <_mrG> teh fuck are cam girls?
  <@santa|> trashy white whores that put their lives on grainy
  webcams
  <pagnaet> underage porn sites
  <mcsuede> jesus you people live in a bubble
  <@santa|> no, we just dont visit the trash of the internet
  <mcsuede> are you kidding?  you're on irc


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031864
text:
  (+fresh27) Before beginning Instant Maya, you should have a
  working knowledge of your computer's operating system. You
  should know how to use a mouse.
  (+fresh27) i wonder how many people are trying to learn maya
  (+fresh27) but then they get disappointed when they find they
  have to learn how to use a mouse first


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031913
text:
  * Gakl grumbles.
  <Gakl> you can put linux on an ipod, but you can't access an
  ipod from linux. blech
  <Summoner> well yeah.  Porting an OS gives a much bigger
  epenis than porting an IO driver


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.031959
text:
  (RattX) my mate got slapped by a fat chick today
  (RattX) she came up to us and asked him how fat people have
  sex and if they have to pull the flab up
  (RattX) he turned around and said :"you should know u fat
  bitch"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032011
text:
  FecalAlcoholSyndrome> i love how they try to say that
  homosexuality is a
  leading cause of pedophilia
  <angie> i think perverts are the leading cause of pedophilia
  <h4ck> homosexuality is the leading cause of caring,
  compassionate men
  <sunrinse> sexy children are the leading cause of pedophilia


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032059
text:
  <Nate>  The Americans spent 5 years and 10 million dollars to
  develope a pen that would write in space, freezing cold,
  extreme heat, and in zero gravity.
  <Nate> The Russians used a pencil


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032113
text:
  <mr_smith> fuck, i toasted my cablemodem yesterday...
  <asshat> heh,
  <asshat> how did you do that mr_smith
  <goatasaur> raise your glass and go "to my cablemodem!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032162
text:
  <Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War
  Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909181
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032264
text:
  <xCytheriAx> imagine losing your entire arm from a shark
  attack.. eek, that poor girl
  <BluECliQ> thats a shame..
  <xCytheriAx> she said how she believes God has a plan for her
  and doesn't think it's for her to get bitten by a shark twice
  <BluECliQ> she might not get bit twice but if she falls off
  the board i cant imagine her swiming to shore with only one
  arm


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909181
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032364
text:
  <SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you
  want to save when you save it? :|
  <enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs
  over so many kb :/
  <DigDug> use teleport pro or wget
  <SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file
  <SYch0> im not saving porn!
  <enar> why would you save a webpage then :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032418
text:
  <@LZ|5133p> gonna have to rebuild my fish tank tomorrow
  <@LZ|5133p> getting a new filter
  <@LZ|5133p> and fish
  <+Toba> pkg_delete fish-tank-1.0.23b
  <+Toba> cd /usr/ports/fish/fish-tank-1.2.43c
  <+Toba> make all install clean -WITH_FILTER -WITH_FISH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032472
text:
  <holgie> One day a husband and wife were in the bathroom,The
  wife was getting out of the shower   and the husband grabs her
  boobs and says "If these were firmer you wouldn`t need a bra."
  The wife was repulsed by his behavior and ignores him. The
  next week the two are again in the bathroom and while the wife
  was getting out of the shower he grabs her ass and says "If
  your ass was firmer you wouldn`t need a girdle." The wife is
  now pissed and is ploting her revenge. One day a week later
  the husband is getting out of the shower and the wife grabs
  his dick and says "If this was a little bit bigger I wouldn`t
  need your brother."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032524
text:
  <Ged> uh, my big brother has got some girl in his room.. they
  sound really nasty
  <Ged> and her name doesn't end in .jpg
  <G0rk> .avi then?
  <Ged> indeed, if I can just find my video-cam


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032578
text:
  <nix>  what's with all these stores having stacks of those aol
  cd's with free hours for FREE? what's the catch here?
  <Morstis>  It's AOL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032632
text:
  <mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the
  country i live in
  <mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap
  <Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid.
  <Reo> and it's too late for many of us


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032684
text:
  *** Psy is now known as PSG
  *** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by
  Amulya)))
  *** Psy (Psy@cloaked.tnt73.nyc3.da.uu.net) has joined channel
  #penny-arcade
  *** Mode change "+v Psy" for channel #penny-arcade by ChanServ
  *** Psy is now known as PSG
  *** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by
  Amulya)))
  *** Psy (Psy@cloaked.tnt73.nyc3.da.uu.net) has joined channel
  #penny-arcade
  *** Mode change "+v Psy" for channel #penny-arcade by ChanServ
  *** Psy is now known as PSG
  *** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by
  Amulya)))
  <Anatole> You know, a lab mouse would have learned by now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032748
text:
  <Rjx> was last day of school today
  <Rjx> loads of people signed my shirt
  <vampireuk> I remember some wise ass signed "wide load" on
  mine
  <Rjx> I went round writing "www.goatse.cx" on people's


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032804
text:
  <Pseudoof_The_Goat> can somebody help me?
  <Pseudoof_The_Goat> i know linux is more secure
  <Pseudoof_The_Goat> but i can't run linux because i still need
  windows
  <Pseudoof_The_Goat> i want to install the linux version of
  firefox on windows
  <Pseudoof_The_Goat> anybody know how?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032850
text:
  rydia 917: I have an insanity test
  rydia 917: 1. Do you speak French? Yes No
  Daniel: Yes
  rydia 917: Yup, you're insane. Only insane people speak
  French.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909190
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032914
text:
  <Outpost> I love how everyone is blaming Obama for the oil
  spill..
  <AnnoDomini> It's actually the British.
  <Outpost> yeah, you'd think British Petroleum would've made
  that known.
  <AnnoDomini> See, Americans dumped English tea into Boston
  Bay.
  <AnnoDomini> The British, after biding their time for 237
  years, have struck back.
  <AnnoDomini> YOUR MOVE, AMERICA.
  <Outpost> ...I am so in love with you right now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.032964
text:
  <kerushixx> dude, i just saw a moth fart!
  <tulam> 0_o
  <tulam> how do you know it farted?
  <kerushixx> it flew in a straight line


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033046
text:
  <krypt> note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight
  <Bigbacon> did you?
  <krypt> yeah
  <krypt> i told her best friend last night
  <Bigbacon> what was her responce?
  <krypt> her best friend was like
  <krypt> 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was
  like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight
  enough'
  <krypt> then i was like
  <krypt> 'she has small boobs with big nipples too'
  <krypt> and her friend was like
  <krypt> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909192
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033272
text:
  [+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean
  you are
  [!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
  [!smcn] oops


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033328
text:
  <Du`ranain> I HAVE A DREAM
  <Du`ranain> and no, it's not racial equality
  <Du`ranain> thats fairly unanimous hopefully
  <Kap`n_Kakakaway> one day...nation...etc
  <Kap`n_Kakakaway> is your dream about carebears on motorcycles
  with chains and leather jackets like my friend ryan's dream?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033467
text:
  <FatalError1> how to delete a directory in Linux?
  <FatalError1> delete entire contents with one command?
  * rm-rf isnt sure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033525
text:
  <FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character?
  <FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to
  keep the bad guys away...
  <FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's
  friend...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033623
text:
  <Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO
  <RB> ..
  <RB> I do not understand
  <Philgone> oh dear
  * Philgone motions leeda to the private window


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033674
text:
  <Odo> his nick is mr_white, and his username is blackdub
  <Odo> this gives me the odd mental image of someone dubbing a
  movie into ebonics


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033742
text:
  <Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up
  quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
  <Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure
  there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
  <Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was
  like, "WTF??"
  <Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind
  of stuff I look at online.
  <Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
  <ctone> ...
  <ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
  <Fenris> Don't you fucking dare.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033791
text:
  <LexMortis> you know what would be nasty?
  <LexMortis> if a pack of condoms said "tested on animals"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033884
text:
  <becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile
  <kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean?
  <martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.033991
text:
  <barbye> wtf is this
  <barbye> teh purpose
  <barbye> WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
  <barbye> IN LIFE
  <bass_freak> There is no purpose in life... =(
  <barbye> i know SO WHAT R WE DOING
  <barbye> LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES
  <johnny69> mhmm.. ok
  <bass_freak> good idea!
  * barbye bbl, [SUICIDE]
  * johnny69 bbl, [SUICIDE]
  * bass_freak bbl, [SUICIDE]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034088
text:
  (after a netsplit which booted most of the channel)
  <JeremiahSmith> Ha! Empty room!
  * JeremiahSmith dances in his underwear.
  * Just[AFK]Yin () Quit (Ping Timeout)
  * Rhamphoryncus () Quit (Ping Timeout)
  <JeremiahSmith> o_O
  <JeremiahSmith> My dancing cannot be THAT bad.
  * Kazriko () Quit (Ping Timeout)
  <JeremiahSmith> Gahhhh!
  <JeremiahSmith> Fine, fine. I can take a hint.
  * JeremiahSmith stops dancing and covers his underwear.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034149
text:
  <alpha0> dude i shoot smack every day
  <alpha0> i am so far from being a drug wuss
  <mEta> shooting smakc is for gays
  <alpha0> well
  <alpha0> considering im now gay
  <alpha0> i guess it isnt
  <alpha0> not
  <alpha0> *
  <alpha0> fuck
  <alpha0> :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034206
text:
  <Chrysophylax> NORAD comes to public attention at Christmas,
  when it purports to track Santa Claus on his journey around
  the world delivering toys for the world's children. 2005
  marked the 50th time of NORAD tracking Santa. This tradition
  started when a local Sears store in Colorado misprinted the
  phone number and kids, who thought they were calling Santa,
  called NORAD instead. This has become a tradition ever since
  1955.
  <Chrysophylax> wth
  <TheDeadlyShoe> we'll manage to shoot the fat fucker down this
  year, you'll see


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034320
text:
  <HuhWhat> Since everyone's comign clean about bad things...
  back when I was 15 or 16, my friend invited me along to a
  family trip to Palm Springs. We were staying at some motel
  with cable, so I figured it'd be a good opportunity to watch
  some Iron Chef on the Food Network. Unfortunately, he would
  drag me out to the hot springs and the pool where I, who can't
  swim, would usually be the butt of his little pranks. He would
  drag me down under into the deep end and jab his fingers into
  my rib to try to make me drown. Anyways, at around 9:00pm, we
  came back into our room to enjoy the instant noodles his
  parents were making. I snuck into bathroom to take a piss and
  while I was doing so I noticed his little sister's bathing
  suit hanging over curtains of the bathtub/shower. It seemed
  pretty clear that she had left it there after having taken her
  shower. I couldn't resist and hoping nobody was outside, I
  pulled it down and sniffed the crotch area where
  <HuhWhat> Whoops.
  <HuhWhat> Don't read that!
  <HuhWhat> Fuck.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034379
text:
  <LexMortis> have i told you about a dream i had?
  <LexMortis> a lion attacked me
  <LexMortis> and bit off my finger
  <LexMortis> after the fight n all was over
  <LexMortis> i looked at my hands
  <LexMortis> and went like "great, now i can only count to 9"
  <LexMortis> even my unconsciousness is retarded =


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034512
text:
  <ian> I have done it. Zidane you are stupid. End
  <Zidane> dude im a 13 year old with the iq of a adult
  <Zidane> it is you who is the dumb
  <ian> it's "an adult"
  <ian> and IQs for adults vary widely
  <Zidane> no a
  <ian> what you say means absolutely nothing.
  <ian> NO, it's AN
  <Zidane> i mean all!!
  <Stuntman21> What a fucking retard
  <xXkenXx> its AN
  <Zidane> an....then
  <Stuntman21> AN is proper grammer you dumb motherfucker
  <xXkenXx> d00d,
  <xXkenXx> theres a vowel
  <Zidane> ....yep
  <ian> " i r 13 and supar smar!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034555
text:
  (Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
  *** UltraMoogleMan
  (mega64man@212.knoxville-04rh16rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) has
  joined #Trivia
  (L0ne_W0lf) ...
  (L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
  (tal) right on time indeed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034604
text:
  * Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your
  monitor...-damage- it in any way?
  <Kyle_Physalis> Yes.
  <Viktor> Ah...so the big black spot doesn't go away?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034652
text:
  A> I lost my virginity around 5 years ago.
  Rice> Virgin by choice
  Random> heh
  Pork> Whose choice Rice?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034701
text:
  <fecolalia> i try and be humble
  <fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
  <fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909201
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034848
text:
  <||RoGuE||>: yesterday, my sister came to me and asked me
  where were my parents, and she smelled like beer
  <||RoGuE||>: and i said... Minni, by the smell of your breath
  i can tell you have been drinking
  <||RoGuE||>: and then she said... well, by the smell of your
  breath i can tell you have been sucking cock, you bitch!
  <[StOrM]>: what did you do rogue?
  <||RoGuE||>: i brushed my teeth ¬_¬


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909201
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034896
text:
  (bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game
  (bern) what do i do if that happens?
  (bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909201
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.034997
text:
  (mellly) i got ready to go out last night, and as i was
  leaving dad was coming in the door. he said "the bitch is
  ready for some action". i say "actually dad i'm not getting
  any action". he says "melissa, i was talking about the new
  plow i just put on the truck."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909202
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035043
text:
  Feyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways?
  Hsu: soon
  Feyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband
  Hsu: taste like victory
  Feyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a
  live cable wire.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909202
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035096
text:
  <Fabio> wooo 47.5$/g for international data from feb next
  year.....
  <Riqizeins_Aggilus> w00t
  <Fabio> and they are complaining that mp3 and dvd rips cost
  the movie industry soo much each year, then they go and do a
  nice thing like make our downloads cheaper...
  <Fabio> i love the way this world works
  <Riqizeins_Aggilus> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909202
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035146
text:
  <timmo> which sucks because
  <timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn
  <timmo> is a fucking ugly troll
  <timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909203
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035244
text:
  <gellehsak> all the french kids at my school
  <gellehsak> look at porn all day
  <gellehsak> they're like
  <gellehsak> "HAW HAW HAW... LE PORNO EST TRES BIEN"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909203
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035291
text:
  * ChanServ (ChanServ@Services.GamesNET.net) Quit (*.net
  *.split)
  <DopefishJustin> damn chanserv
  <DopefishJustin> they should rename it NegroServ because it
  never works


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035400
text:
  <migas> is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
  <Kurin> 58.9331
  <Kurin> er
  <Kurin> 58.9332
  <Kurin> Or, hrm
  <Kurin> http://www.yaksic.com/other.html
  <ninj4_> dood, its a robot, hes not actually looking for an
  answer
  <Kurin> Really?  Fuck em
  <Kurin> me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035452
text:
  ** Moses is now known as Cain....
  <Cain> oh no I killed my bro ....
  <KeeperS> ....
  <KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible ....
  * KeeperS is moved to tears


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035505
text:
  Alex: I need to take a poo
  Dad: Don't take a poo, leave a poo
  Alex: Well, if I don't take it, do I not flush it?
  Dad: Well what are you going to do with it?
  Jenn: I can't believe you're having this conversation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909205
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035558
text:
  <Airlea> it used to horrify me every time we went past a field
  of sheep.. he'd make all these noises. That's why he's an ex.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909205
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035620
text:
  <kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our
  bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing
  lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him
  to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie.
  <Wes> hahahah
  <kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough
  fuckin night
  <Wes> Ah come on
  <kolby> nah man, seriously
  *** Jacob has joined #e/n
  <kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909205
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035662
text:
  UsMc-LiTe: OMFG I JUST GOT A GF!!!!!!!!!
  AkIrAgOrN909: Sadly folks, hes talking about the Grandfather
  sword in Diablo 2.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035776
text:
  <Lakitu7> "This pokemon wears the skull of its dead mother"
  <Lakitu7> Cubone is really screwed up
  <Lakitu7> Why the hell would they write that into the
  poke-universe? That's going to screw up some little kid
  <Lakitu7> "We're sorry Johnny. Your mother didn't make it"
  "Can i have her skull for a helmet?" "what?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035827
text:
  <Pico> I might have to reinstall Win...I mean, GAYdows
  <Killfrenzy> *snrk*
  <Steve> Hey! I take offense to that!
  <Steve> I have sucked MUCH less cock than Windows has!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035940
text:
  <mikezilla> say that again threeboy
  <mikezilla> i'll do better
  <mikezilla> i promise
  <Threeboy> say what?
  <mikezilla> that thing about having power
  <mikezilla> i will comeback this time
  <Threeboy> naw.
  <mikezilla> and you'll be rubbing your butt
  <mikezilla> from the pain
  <Threeboy> last time i checked, we were on IRC.
  <Threeboy> and i dont have my force feedback pants on today


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.035987
text:
  <EvilJoven> millions of dollars from various governments,
  business and NGOs spent on developing hardware, protocols,
  software and you people use it to pretend to fart at each
  other...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036077
text:
  <@MudBlud> man i love signing upto vBulletin forums, when its
  ur bday they email u and it makes you feel like you have
  friends


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909208
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036224
text:
  <fm> they say if you do the same thing over and over again ..
  you'll get sick of it. I've been cutting school for more days
  then I can count and I'm not sick of it yet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036278
text:
  <DrSuse> i remember when no one knew of limp bizkit
  <@`2L_Flashing> the good old days?
  <+Ford[Gone]> wish it'd stayed that way
  <DrSuse> that ruled :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036324
text:
  Foxpaws Zupe: Me and my BF talked about children today
  Foxpaws Zupe: I think we're going to have to rock paper
  scissors
  Foxpaws Zupe: to see if our child will be cut or uncut


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036378
text:
  <curse|sleeeep> i think i'm calling in to work tomorrow
  <curse|sleeeep> i'm coughing up things that aren't even mine
  <Zomb-mar> next time spit and dont swallow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036434
text:
  <shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers?
  <inflex> "text interface ftp browsers"
  <inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)?
  <Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?!
  <Deviate> Those are so 80's!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036537
text:
  <McMoo> i almost done froze on my way to school on monday
  <Durandal_> hehe
  <Durandal_> luckily i have an extra layer of winter insulation
  built onto my midsection
  <timmo> fatass
  <Badtz> fatty
  <Dekkon> fattie
  <Livewireo> Goddamn fatty
  * Durandal_ can feel the love in this channel.
  <Dekkon> it runs deep


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036609
text:
  <Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline
  <Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the
  tang, don't go down there
  <Viscant> thanks dr. drew!
  <ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok
  <ise> ew thin white worms?
  <ise> WTF are those
  <ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing...
  <ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out,
  thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything
  coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house
  <Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted
  to go down on his girl during "that time of the month"
  <Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the
  phone and bitchslap
  <Dasrik> like
  <Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get
  pregnant?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909211
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036663
text:
  <Staunchy> wet suits are cool..... i lost 3 pints of fluid
  today
  <Sureshot^> lol
  <Sureshot^> they're class for cold sea
  <Sureshot^> and avoiding jellyfish stings
  <Staunchy> no I mean girls in wetsuits


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909211
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036810
text:
  <RastaJew> when a girl says she has no new nude pics and you
  ask for her old ones dont say "the older the better"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036864
text:
  <Havard> I think baptizing babies is wrong.
  <Havard> I mean, they don't have a say in it.
  <ithil> Yeah, but what if they die and go to liiiimbo?
  <STL> Well, then their parents will have to go fuck with the
  Merovingian
  <ithil> In a terrible sequel to the Bible


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036917
text:
  <ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT
  ?!?
  <ZoNeSeeK> aha ! ive morphed into crouching-person from
  standing-person


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.036982
text:
  <DarQ> Just think about it... Who would know better how to
  please a man ? A man or a woman ?
  <Sway> damn right
  <Sway> a man
  <Sway> a rough and hairy man
  <Sultan> Your sick, lol
  <DarQ> That's not sick...
  <DarQ> That's being realistic.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037029
text:
  <One-> A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best
  friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was
  fucking awesome!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037185
text:
  <[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and
  there was music playing. So my friend suddenly says to me
  "This is good music to jerk off to" I'm like "What the fuck?"
  and he goes "Yeah, doesn't everyone have a song that they jerk
  off to?" - And while he said that, the music was turned off
  and he screamed it throughout the entire pub. Everyone was
  looking mighty strange at me...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037365
text:
  <Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them
  <Al> that's why it's "Koran"
  <Kurt> short for Korean
  <Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean
  <jre> No, kek is
  <Alien> huk of the ke
  <Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean?
  <jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke
  <jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter
  <Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each
  unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks
  <Kurt> FREAKIN NERD
  <Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides
  *Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks
  <jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the
  Zerg homeworld
  <jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to
  Earth
  <jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take
  in Ks and breathe out chop suey
  <Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are
  broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a
  vacuum.
  <jre> LIAR


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909216
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037511
text:
  <GL> when I wake_lan each morning
  <GL> and the tcpdump beats down on me
  <natx> only gnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu can set you freeeeeeeeeee
  <GL> and I know we belong join --input=you --output=me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037553
text:
  wtf9589: should i get the poster with 1 really hot girl or 5
  pretty hot girls?
  kickassmofo1111: duh get the one with five girls
  kickassmofo1111: five tits are better than one
  wtf9589: WTF HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A GIRL???


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037706
text:
  <kaleido:#cisco> Blaxthos: i emailed that url to the netops at
  etrade
  <Blaxthos> HEY I'M LOOKING AT PORN OVER HERE
  <kaleido> classic moment
  <Blaxthos> hahahaha
  <kaleido> Blaxthos: i emailed that url to the netops at etrade
  <kaleido> 20 cubes all shouting out, "HEY EVERYBOSY, IM
  LOOKING AT GAY           PORN!"
  <kaleido> followed by 20 guys all in my cube ready to beat me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037766
text:
  <@KelPearl> sleeps comes after sex
  <@KelPearl> gotta get tired ya know
  <@mootlif3> goto sleep while having sex
  <@mootlif3> it'll make dave thing he sucks
  <@mootlif3> and he'll buy you stuff
  <@KelPearl> whoa
  <@KelPearl> sweet idea


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037826
text:
  <Adora> you know what I just realized boobs are really good
  for?
  <Enigma> holding stuff up?
  <Adora> they're PERFECT for cleaning fingerprints off cds
  <Adora> all soft and squishy
  <Enigma> really? who knew
  <Adora> no hard edges
  <Enigma> my next guess was going to be luring sexually
  deprived teenaged geeks into helping you with your computer
  problems


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037878
text:
  <dvdman> I was at a wedding yesterday
  <dvdman> and i was drinking at like 10am
  <dvdman> the bartender told me I know a place you can meet
  people like your self
  <dvdman> I said where
  <dvdman> he said at rehab


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037929
text:
  [Buck_Satan] take the amount of pussy you've gotten, times
  that by three and that should be a rough estimate of how much
  I've gotten
  [Buck_Satan] fag
  [Baron von Mannsechs] 0 x 3 = 0, Buck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.037984
text:
  <PetrDoubt> "Blackout for 00Q1 begins on 04/07, so there
  should be plenty of
  time for the options to be credited to your account before
  then."
  <PetrDoubt> Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2000 16:29:31 -0700
  <PetrDoubt> Thanks, Verio!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038098
text:
  <Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to
  keep the motion to a beat
  <Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have
  sex again
  <TRIPtych> «WinAmp» Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power
  (High Speed Mix)
  <TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p
  <Kharnifex> *gets rectinol*
  <TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f
  <Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass
  <Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that
  <Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038151
text:
  <Josh> I don't understand why churches and 'family groups'
  spend millions of dollars a year on abstinence-only
  instruction when a World of Warcraft account only costs
  fifteen dollars a month and has a much better record of
  ensuring virginity.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909220
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038201
text:
  <nafetsta> i am confused
  <nafetsta> i am like downloading pr0n - with like 500 kb/s
  <nafetsta> so i was wondering if i should knock on my
  neighbours door and go like "thanks for sharing dude"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909220
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038254
text:
  <Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today
  <Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it
  <Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats
  his soul
  <Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038441
text:
  <BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop
  functioning. Is this what you want?"
  <BlackDeth> hah
  <BlackDeth> stupid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038497
text:
  <Synikal> i do lawns
  <mikeyjone> plz no sexual preferences
  <Synikal> i do like 2 every day almost
  <mikeyjone> one day you'll answer the door and a small blade
  of grass will be there saying "daddy?"
  <Synikal> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038547
text:
  <Hiro> I go to get a nectarine to eat
  <Hiro> I discover all twelve have melted and merged together
  into a large fluffy animal
  <Hiro> It tried to eat me! <=O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038599
text:
  <highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam
  <highdrow> it's kind of dissapointing that there isn't more to
  delete
  <highdrow> ;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038648
text:
  <TheFoundation> the statue of liberty was never meant as a
  peace offering
  <TheFoundation> the french just forgot to build an exit for
  their troops
  <Slash0> :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038698
text:
  <arckbar> I was putting in a new sound card, and I accidently
  ejaculated all over the inside my computer. Now my computer
  won't turn on. Any advice on what I should do?
  <arckbar> Basically I blanked, I was putting in the card, and
  when I came to, there was cum all inside the machine, and my
  computer wouldn't work


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038756
text:
  <tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp
  and green peace and the navy
  <tyne> but green peace is too much
  <tyne> navy is too hard
  <tyne> and peace corp is hard to get into
  <tyne> so
  <tyne> my final answer is
  <tyne> bartender!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038802
text:
  <rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my
  computer, then I will disconnect from the internet and trap
  him inside


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038852
text:
  Casey: Yeah, writing paper.
  Josh: want to be distracted?
  Josh: want to play a game?
  Casey: Dude...the paper...
  Josh: *scizzors beats paper *
  Josh: yes I know I misspelled it
  Josh: and that
  Casey: *pulls out rock*
  Josh: *VOLCANO!
  Josh: nothing beats volcano
  Casey: ASTEROID.
  Josh: MAGIC!!!
  Casey: BLACK HOLE!
  Josh: WHITE HOLE!
  Casey: PATRIOT ACT!
  Josh: not white house you phail
  Casey: No, no, no. *Nothing* beats the Patriot Act, although
  I'm sure the ACLU is working very hard on it.
  Josh: fine
  Josh: ANARCHY
  Casey: TOTALITARIAN STATE
  Josh: EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN
  Casey: STALIN
  Josh: DEATH
  Casey: RELIGION
  Josh: RATIONAL THOUGHT
  Casey: FUNDIES
  Josh: NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES
  Casey: PEOPLE WITNESSING AT YOUR HOUSE
  Josh: SHOTGUN
  Casey: BOMBS
  Josh: PATRIOT ACT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909224
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038906
text:
  <luxe rabbit> did u hear about the 2 guys who robbed a
  calendar factory?
  they each got 6 months
  <djmaximus16> hm ?
  <djmaximus16> i didn't hear about them
  <djmaximus16> what happeend


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909224
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.038964
text:
  <punchcard> you know you're a geek when you read the headline
  "Bush won't order ports reopened" and think they are talking
  about a firewall
  <punchcard> "By order of the President of the United States of
  America, -A input -p boats -l -j reject."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039061
text:
  [20:48] <Ghostrider> how come there are no ops
  [20:48] <Ghostrider> in this channel?
  [20:48] <Cougar> there are
  [20:49] *** Ghostrider was kicked by Cougar (Just checking)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039111
text:
  <echeese> Man
  <echeese> I think I befriended a pedo sting
  <echeese> This chick's been 14 for 2 years now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039170
text:
  <HandiKap23> Man, I am completely in love with this girl and I
  don't even know her name.
  <uk55> hmmm, is it Sarah ?
  <HandiKap23> I told you I dunno her name
  <uk55> what about Tanya?
  <HandiKap23> shut up man, I really need your serious advice on
  this one.
  <uk55> is it Lisa, or Betty,  what about Nora, Catherine is
  possible, hey maybe its Barbara, yeah Barbara, definitely
  Barbara- I think it is Barbara
  <HandiKap23> you are an asshole
  *** Quits: HandiKap23


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039219
text:
  <asterick> My dad sucks ass.
  <andy\food> what does he suck out of asses?
  <andy\food> small rodents?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039288
text:
  <kumaro> i got home for a terrible day at work so i decided to
  take a quick shower.
  <kumaro> so i got in, took my clothes off and turned the
  shower on
  <kumaro> like usual, i danced around and made a mohawk with my
  hair
  <kumaro> it was going great until i let out a big rip
  <kumaro> man, it was horrible
  <kumaro> im not even kidding
  <kumaro> i coulndt take the smell so i was held my breath
  <kumaro> after maybe 40 secs, i gasped for air not realizing
  the shower was still on
  <kumaro> so i inhaled a lot of water right
  <kumaro> i was coughing like crazy then BAM!
  <kumaro> i slipped on the shampoo bottle and hit my head on
  the side of the bathtub and i was knocked out cold
  <kumaro> to make a long story short, i woke up 40 mins later
  naked with my mom slapping me in the face telling me to wake
  up.
  <dvo> wow, that sounds really kinky
  <kumaro> talk about a horrible day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039393
text:
  <egg> i had beer for breakfast yesterday
  <Raz> egg: I had YOU for breakfast yesterday
  <Raz> BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS "EGG." AND I HAD AN EGG I AM A
  COMEDY GENIUS
  <egg> Raz: If that were so, i'd be playing havoc with your
  colon
  <Raz> egg: You did :[


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909227
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039441
text:
  <goatTRICKS> i used to go to this daycare
  <goatTRICKS> and there was a big black retarded guy and he had
  nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense
  <goatTRICKS> and mine was Jukebox Brian


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909227
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039541
text:
  Blade Madrigal: Why don't Libraries carry books on suicide?
  Ice Sickle: They'd never get returned?
  Blade Madrigal: there you go.
  Ice Sickle wins.
  BanishTheShadowKing: .. Dang. That's the first time I ever saw
  anyone answer a joke. That's awesome.
  HailFire: Neko, you have l337 skills.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909227
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039596
text:
  <Fyad> When I bought siemens cellphone, siemens sold its
  cellular section. When I bought yakumo screen, yakumo got
  bunkrupt. When I bought fujitsu-siemens laptop, siemens sold
  its share.
  <Fyad> Just curious what to buy next...
  <r_heart> apple
  <hoobsta> Apple
  <sailo> apple


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909228
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039747
text:
  <`Jamesy> i saw this old guy buy doom3 today
  <`Jamesy> as he's buying it the shop assistant asks him what
  kinda pc/video card he has
  <`Jamesy> and he mutters something about 32mb
  <`Jamesy> and the assistant says it wont run and that he needs
  a new card with at least 128mb
  <`Jamesy> and then the twit says
  <`Jamesy> but it runs doom 2 ok!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909229
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039805
text:
  <echin> regexman, regexman, matches text when no one can
  <mguzman> parses text, any size
  <echin> captures strings, on the first try
  <echin> look out, here comes the regexman
  <tooth> You're all a bunch of fucking nerds
  <yangman> so awesome


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909229
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039863
text:
  <bb-w3rk> If Received By:   Pay this Amount:
  <bb-w3rk> 12/20/02    $25,692.40
  <bb-w3rk> 12/30/02    $25,712.75
  <bb-w3rk> 01/09/03    $25,733.09
  <bb-w3rk> :(
  <ESD-Wyrk> ...
  <ESD-Wyrk> wtf is that
  <bb-w3rk> damn tab at the liquor store


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909229
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039925
text:
  <PoPsI>Today in english, my teacher asked us to write down one
  thing we regretted or wondered what would've happened if we
  had done something else.
  <PoPsI>After that, he asked us to share some and he picked me.
  <PoPsI>He's like "What did you write down?" and i say "I
  wonder what would've happened if i had taken the red pill..."
  <PoPsI>Then everyone stared at me...it was hella funny.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909230
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.039974
text:
  <FM> SMASHING TEH COCK
  <andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a
  temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040221
text:
  *** Now talking in #sandstorm
  ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­***
  Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all
  the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040300
text:
  <Min>: Urg Vince cable has been talking about brexiteers
  'erotic spasms'
  <Min>: I feel a bit queasy &#128533;
  <Yhor>: come on Vince, lets keep it clean
  <Min>: I know. Let's keep erotic out of the brexit space
  <Yhor>: Maybe he's trying to appeal to people that pretend to
  know politics and think it's like football?
  <Yhor>: you pick a team and you're on that team until you die
  regardless of your changing opinions
  <Yhor>: and must hate all the other teams.
  <Min>: Ah I thought you meant full of divas, too much money in
  the system and secretly owned by Russian oligarchs
  <Yhor>: There are days it's clear you're a lot smarter than
  me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040351
text:
  <xved> I turned on some trance radio, and now I want to code
  <thomashc> I turned on Laura Pausini and now I want to fap!
  <Tekk_> I turned on glen beck
  <Tekk_> and now I want to die


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040399
text:
  <Leto> I had a password I could type entirely with my right
  hand for a while
  <Nugget> why?
  <Leto> so I could unlock my screen while drinking coffee


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040455
text:
  <narby-away> fucking stoners
  <narby-away> get high on life lol!
  <Rottencrotch> lol
  <Rottencrotch> no we have to get high BECAUSE of life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040508
text:
  <BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
  nothing to put in it.
  <LULU> You wear pants don't you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040562
text:
  <Guilty> My friends cousin's mom told her kids that if you
  cursed online the police came to arrest you
  <Guilty> So they would type like "Go to h!ll!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040657
text:
  <mushashi>So I was with my girlfriend, right. I was looking at
  her face, but all I was thinking was mmm, Opeteron...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040718
text:
  * Mordeth plans a back packing holiday to bulgaria
  <Mordeth> is cannabis legal in your country?
  <Hunchback> nope
  <Mordeth> balls!
  <Mordeth> is it widely available?
  <Hunchback> yes
  <Mordeth> great
  <Mordeth> see you next thursday


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040766
text:
  <Z> Letting XP run for more than a month is like re-using a
  condom 50 or 60 times
  <Z> Theoretically it can work, but is sick and ill advised


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040834
text:
  --> dave (aqeug129@uplink-25D84252.shlb1201.mi.comcast.net)
  has joined #Uplink
  --- Ghostalker is now known as Muad
  <dave> /msg nickserv register <snip> <snip take 2>
  @comcast..net
  --- Muad is now known as Muad_dib
  <dave> opps
  <MH2> opps indeed
  <dave> yea so whats new?
  <MH2> Well
  --- Muad_dib is now known as Ghostalker
  <-- Ghostalker (Ghostalker@uplink-1EB07998.lutn.cable.ntl.com)
  has left #Uplink (Rejoining because of user@host change)
  --> Ghostalker (Ghostalker@graveyard.net) has joined #Uplink
  <MH2> I now have access to your email account
  <MH2> That's pretty new
  <-- Squall has quit (Ping timeout)
  <MH2> You have 0 new messages, by the way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040888
text:
  <Snow> Heard outside construction site on way to lunch:
  <Snow> <sound that a nail gun makes> "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040937
text:
  <ZeBFFd00d> oh yea, just set up my sixth CPU running
  Folding@Home
  <pl3x> you must be quite the ladies man


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.040985
text:
  <pengwuan> at least ian curtis died doing what he loved
  <whitcomb> killing himself?
  <pengwuan> precisely


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041039
text:
  <Tanzarian> well that's a blow to the confidence
  <Tanzarian> some religious guys just came to my door and as
  they were leaving they left a little magazine thing
  <Tanzarian> he looked through his pile for a while and ended
  up giving me one on the evils of masterbation ...
  <Tanzarian> I really should stop answering the door naked with
  a massive erection


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041084
text:
  <roded> i have one last thing i can try
  *** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by
  peer))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041131
text:
  bld: we have officially "miscarried"
  Hasad: pics or it didn't happen
  bld: absence of evidence is not evidence of absence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041179
text:
  (SirJohnny) How do you feel about the US in the middle east?
  (Talya) Uhhh
  (Talya) They give us money
  (Talya) so w00t
  (SirJohnny) What if Bush woke up one day, and was like "WE'RE
  GOING TO INVADE ISRAEL BECAUSE...UHM...LIKE, I THINK THEY HAVE
  NUCLEAR WEAPONS!" what would you do? XD
  (Talya) (we do have nuclear weapons)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041228
text:
  <dngnand> Never tell your hairdresser "Make me look like a
  porn star!"
  <nick> espeically without specifying what gender or what
  decade


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041273
text:
  ( Fuzzy     ) i love the internet
  ( Fuzzy     ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read
  two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is
  ( Fuzzy     ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going
  to get me laid tonight
  ( Fuzzy     ) thoroughly laid
  ( `46and2   ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041324
text:
  <brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get
  into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank
  and then escape :)
  <toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left
  overs from a broken vacuum cleaner


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041376
text:
  <Minion> I think I might have genital herpes.
  <Minion> Holy fucking shit
  <Minion> Why does herpes.com have a dating service?
  <Minion> "I got genital herpes! Better go spread it!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041465
text:
  (placid|work) i knew a girl that was fat just because of her
  asthma medication
  (@Rayn) what was she taking for asthma ... cheeseburgers?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041515
text:
  lemonlimeskull: You know you've been chatting too long when
  you think C:/> is some kind of depressed Arab smiley.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041564
text:
  <Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to
  access a zip in a zip
  in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D
  <redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041668
text:
  <neverrain> omg i went outside
  <neverrain> i havent been outside in weeks
  <neverrain> it was.....freaky
  <c7r> nerd
  <Axis100> I can usually determine the last time I went outside
  by using /systemuptime.
  <Axis100> 6 days, 28 mins and 16 seconds


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041773
text:
  * Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips
  again, my thumb massaging your clit
  <Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out,
  going at a faster and faster pace
  <Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you
  <Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw
  <lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing
  <Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first
  <lustychick> ok i opening it for you
  <Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in
  5min sign" cos here comes daddy
  <lustychick> ok


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041845
text:
  <JoeyTribbz> A stats professor plans to travel to a conference
  by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a
  bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off
  immediately for interrogation.
  "I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims.
  "You're an accomplished professional, a caring family man, a
  pillar of your parish - and now you want to destroy that all
  by blowing up an airplane!"
  "Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended
  to blow up the plane."
  "So, for what reason else did you try to bring a bomb on
  board?!"
  "Let me explain. Statistics shows that the probability of a
  bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you
  think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of
  mind on a flight."
  "And what does this have to do with you bringing a bomb on
  board of a plane?"
  "You see, since the probability of one bomb being on my plane
  is 1/1000, the chance that there are two bombs is 1/1000000.
  If I already bring one, the chance of another bomb being
  around is actually 1/1000000, and I am much safer..."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041899
text:
  <SgtBallard> There was this kid back in Junior High that asked
  our group about how to Masturbate. Well Saint there and I
  decided to play a joke on him. We told him that the key to
  jacking it was the firestarter method
  <Uberm4cht> fire starter?
  <SaintAlvus> Thats when you take your dick in both hands, and
  rub opposite directions quickly as if you are rubbing a stick
  to start a fire. Ballard though told the little prick to flick
  the tip when his dick became numb.
  <SgtBallard> Yep, Kid comes back the next week and tells us
  that he did it until he started bleeding but he never came.
  That will make me laugh till the day I die.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.041958
text:
  <Time With A Wounded Hand> I'm downloading Naked Pictures Of
  Your Mother
  <Jax184> great
  <Jax184> shes 56
  <Jax184> but whatever floats your boat
  <Time With A Wounded Hand> It's a song.
  <Time With A Wounded Hand> Electric Six - Naked Pictures Of
  Your Mother


