# quote

date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911858
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.537586
text:
  <cwd> ls
  <cwd> oops
  <cwd> :\
  <artrix> happens to all of us
  <cwd> but i only have this one terminal open


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911858
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.537664
text:
  <Ayisha> Hm.  You know magazines are overusing the suffix
  '-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core'
  band...
  <Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD
  <Freyer> lol..
  <Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn
  <Hiryuu> Cereal porn
  <Ayisha> lol O.o
  <Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials?
  <Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat
  chains, ropes and spikes!"
  <Ayisha> O.o;;
  <Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911859
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.537716
text:
  <QJ> your grandma opened the shower door
  <QJ> while you were wanking?
  <knox> yep
  <knox> it was worse than that
  <QJ> she finished you off??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911859
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.537757
text:
  (@TFS_FeAr)must
  (@TFS_FeAr)your like
  (@TFS_FeAr)my toy
  (@TFS_FeAr)bitch
  (+mustafa1234)No, im not 9 inches long black and made of
  rubber.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911859
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.537818
text:
  < ameyer> citalim: you argue like O'Reilly
  <+citalim> i have a theory that bill o'reilly doesn't believe
  a word he says
  <+citalim> i think he's just trolling on a much larger scale
  <+citalim> i look up to him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911860
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.537915
text:
  <kikuichimonji> The cook book said to clean the turkey
  <kikuichimonji> the oven had a clean button


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911860
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538020
text:
  <Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang
  in your shithole
  <sx> 9 results for
  "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+shithole"
  <maUru> wow
  <maUru> nice
  <hardlined> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911861
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538069
text:
  <oneshadow> hi there, im looking for a guy under 25 to
  severely and permanently damage my penis, im from ny and will
  travel, also offering $500 maybe more, lets talk private!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911861
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538174
text:
  <SchoolBoy> http://www.fcntl.net/benz.jpg
  <SchoolBoy> thats u ppl ? ;P
  <keta> yeh
  <keta> im teh gay sailsor guy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911861
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538221
text:
  * mode [+im] by Lucy
  * mode [-im] by Lucy
  * Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr
  []
  <Temujin> ..
  <Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911862
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538280
text:
  * SilverH|Work is now known as SilverHorse
  <SilverHorse> OMFG
  <SilverHorse> I HELD MY DAMN DIAHREA ALL DAMN DAY
  <SilverHorse> THEN I JUST GOT HOME
  <SilverHorse> IT WAS LIKE FUCKING HIROSHIMA
  <SilverHorse> I mean jesus
  <SilverHorse> you could hear the splash across the house
  <SilverHorse> it literally covered the entire surface area of
  my ass
  <SilverHorse> japanese people died when I let it go


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911862
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538378
text:
  <@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking
  out the trash.

  <@drini> kill him
  <@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
  <@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
  <@drini> as often


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911863
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538474
text:
  <me|sleep> Friends, let me regale you with a story of my past
  and enlighten you with wisdom far beyond the reach of your
  feeble minds...
  *** Signoff: me|sleep (Excess Flood)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911863
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538531
text:
  <willo_sk> Wheee
  <willo_sk> My $100 tires are rockin
  <willo_sk> Another 50 for mount and balance tho :(
  <willo_sk> I suspect that they fucked up my alignment
  <willo_sk> Hosers
  <josh> willo_sk: are you no longer chaotic good?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911863
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538589
text:
  <isocat> i tripped a couple summers ago and had a 'jerry' trip
  sort of, he had just died and i listened to some dead and
  tried to summon his spirit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911863
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538636
text:
  (@Li-Sonder) i'm going to build a castle from the empty soda
  cans on my desk
  (@Li-Sonder) and declare myself king of this desk
  (@Li-Sonder) and rule it with an iron fist
  (@Li-Sonder) and make all the ants pay taxes
  (@Li-Infinite) wow
  (@Li-Infinite) you got way too much time on your hand.
  (@Li-Sonder) you mean my iron fist.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911864
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538688
text:
  <fuzion> omg dude
  <fuzion> i had the ebst idea for a picture
  <fuzion> there was like 9 asian in the spa @ the apartment
  complex
  <fuzion> i was gonna snap a pic and label it "steamed rice"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911864
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538742
text:
  * Joins: Deja-Vu (NyCzGoD911@AC806546.ipt.aol.com)
  * GBL|InfamousGadget hits Deja-Vu with a brick
  <GBL|InfamousGadget> sorry,  i feel bad for you
  <GBL|InfamousGadget> just saw aol and felt a need for a old
  school brickin'
  * Parts: Deja-Vu (NyCzGoD911@AC806546.ipt.aol.com)
  <GBL|InfamousGadget> =(
  <GBL|InfamousGadget> I scared him away
  <GBL|InfamousGadget> oh well,   iq++;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911864
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538795
text:
  <DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see
  ur msg and dcc
  > you mean the NSA not the military
  <DaveMann> no the military
  <DaveMann> what is nsa
  <DaveMann> dont u mean
  <DaveMann> nasa


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911865
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538847
text:
  <Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some
  chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do
  x-stitch
  <sisko> probably
  <sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911865
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538897
text:
  <FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre
  le menu triche dans FFX??
  <Drago> Anyone speak French?
  <FFChatter > yes me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911865
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.538964
text:
  <TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..
  <n> hah
  <chao[i]> ha
  <chao[i]> are u kidding
  <TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..
  <TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull
  <chao[i]> lets quake swoop
  <chao[i]> yeah
  <chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i]
  <TFA|Swoop> Ok
  <TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911865
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539048
text:
  <Koult> Hey Lac'
  <Lac'> Sup dude?
  <Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire
  <Lac'> aye
  <Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through
  <Lac'> really!?sweet!
  <Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet,
  <Lac'> ?
  <Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen,
  <Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera
  <Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I
  feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit
  <Lac'>I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss
  myself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911866
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539098
text:
  <Sion> does sound see if it sounds well how is it positioned
  on the mp3
  <Sion> haha
  <Sion> wtf did i just type


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911867
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539269
text:
  <Konsole> #include <iostream.h>
  <Konsole> #include <stdlib.h>
  <Konsole> #include <afterstepspenis.h>
  <Konsole> #include <thatnakedchick.h>
  <Konsole> #define hebangsher 1
  <Konsole> int main(void)
  <Konsole> {
  <Konsole> while (hebangsher)
  <Konsole> cout << "oh yeah!\n";
  <Konsole> return 0;
  <Konsole> }
  <afterstep> yeah.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911867
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539370
text:
  <Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*
  <Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !!
  *** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)
  <Nyphur> oops
  <Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911867
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539416
text:
  <Slap_Shot> scooby doo 2 beat passion of the christ in movie
  theaters
  <LeafsFan> i bet the pope blamed those meddling kids :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911868
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539516
text:
  <Crazy> hn
  <MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman?
  <Crazy> fuck the shut up
  <MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck?
  <MiGiSHu> *shudders*
  <Crazy> shut up!!!!
  <MiGiSHu> Ouch...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911868
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539557
text:
  n e r d b 5: what in the hell
  n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
  n e r d b 5: what do i do?
  e l i t e  m r p: register


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911869
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539603
text:
  (tiko-gfx) I'm mkaing my cock dance
  (tiko-gfx) right now it's doing the robot
  (tiko-gfx) I wonder if I can get it to do the funky chicken


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911869
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539656
text:
  <TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha
  <TigerSun> article on k5
  <TigerSun> "setting a cookie is very simple"
  <TigerSun> <INSERT 150 LINES OF C CODE>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911869
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539751
text:
  <Jenny> I love you.
  <Jenny> I just wanted you to know, incase you were starting to
  doubt.
  <Phalanx> My bro's not here right now, and by the way he's
  cheating on you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911870
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539805
text:
  <zexis> hmmm you think this statistic is real?
  <zexis> every 2 minutes a woman is raped in Ohio
  <hal> why doesn't she just move?
  <zexis> ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911870
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539865
text:
  <Gothmog> "I'm not gay but my gf is" <-- I'd pay good money
  for a shirt with that on it
  <Wynn> lol...
  <Wynn> Hrmm... five dollah for iron transfer..
  <Gothmog> haha
  <Gothmog> $15 for a white shirt
  <Gothmog> getting beaten up by a butch lesbian in the union
  centre: priceless


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911870
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539912
text:
  <u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and
  told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911871
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.539994
text:
  <dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the
  youth
  <wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference
  <djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not
  make you a
  'proponent'
  <djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate'
  <dt--> im aware of its meaning
  <dt--> but thanks webster
  <djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and
  all
  <dt--> how did i use it wrong?
  <djthrush> i just explained it to you
  <djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag?
  <djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an
  internet
  cafe? what?
  <djthrush> i mean, really


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911871
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540047
text:
  <ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs
  <travolta> 15 year olds can drive?
  <ismell> permit
  <MattDC> shit smelly, where do you live
  <ismell> colorado
  <travolta> they let kids do anything in colorado, like have
  guns and trench coats


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911871
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540140
text:
  <MoeFugger> shit, when i go back to my high school, i feel
  like r kelly at the playground
  <PhD> are you sure thats not the elementry school you
  frequent?
  <MoeFugger> :|


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911872
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540190
text:
  <timmo> wtf you need resin for
  <timmo> you have more pot then you can handle
  <c-rOCK> im like an indian
  <c-rOCK> I use all of the weed.  time to hit my peace pipe,
  bitch.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911872
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540255
text:
  <Trife> black kids don't even dress up over here, they just
  come over and say 'can i have candy'
  <sloth> yeah
  <sloth> dude
  <sloth> one had a trash bag on
  <kokanin> hey
  <kokanin> they're dressed as flying eyes and teeth!
  <Trife> last year the black kids came back the next day trying
  to sell me candy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911872
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540309
text:
  <tobester> thats like being with a hot chick all night and
  then you go "hey I gotta piss ill be right back" and she goes
  "I'll join you" and you think you're about to get a handjob
  but really she just needs to piss and takes the urinal next to
  yours and hasa bigger penis than yours


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911873
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540351
text:
  EvILpYRoMaNiA: my dad tried to sit on my lap: he tackled me
  off my chair.
  EvILpYRoMaNiA: dog*
  EvILpYRoMaNiA: shit
  EvILpYRoMaNiA: that was the worst typo ever.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911873
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540392
text:
  [^Neon^]: what windows are u running?
  [AtomicFox]: now? just MiRc
  [^Neon^]: windows
  [^Neon^]: windows 95 98 me 2000 xp ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911873
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540515
text:
  <reston> make jizz ice cubes
  <reston> thats a fun party prank
  <stu> you realize that's cryogenics
  <reston> yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink
  <stu> what if she puts it up her twat
  <reston> the sperm will be dead
  <stu> she could get pregnant from an icecube
  <stu> no it wouldn't
  <reston> yea it would
  <stu> uh.
  <stu> how do you think IVF works?
  <reston> theyre organisms
  <reston> theyd die
  <reston> i dunno
  <reston> you know too much about sperm
  <stu> well, i have a lot.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911874
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540561
text:
  <jgaddis> boolean: I just got outta prison last Monday.
  <boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911876
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540769
text:
  <pix[word]> anyone know how to search for 'c++' on google?  +
  is an operator, and doesn't search for that
  <cam[home]> search for "c++"
  <pix[word]> i did
  <pix[word]> does a search for "c "
  <cam[home]> not when I did it
  <cam[home]> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=
  UTF-8&q=%22c%2B%2B%22
  <pix[word]> damn
  <pix[word]> i did 'c++'
  <pix[word]> not "c++"
  <pix[word]> yarrr
  <cam[home]> I'm e-mailing your boss telling him you can't even
  use a search engine, so he needs to hire me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911876
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540823
text:
  <slac`> there's this mineral ( formula: (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2 )
  which was found in Cummington, MA.
  <slac`> it is therefor called: Cummingtonite
  <[Ci]CougarFou> that sounds like a dangerous mineral.  I bet
  you have to wash your hands throughly after handling it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911876
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540882
text:
  <casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp
  <casss> is that cause of vid card?
  <JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy
  <sirg> but how does the codec know that?
  <JtHMx> it's magic
  <sirg> very cool!
  * sirg is way impressed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911877
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540928
text:
  <SHn> how come its cheaper to fly from brisbane to sydney then
  the other way?!!!
  <disco[burrito]> cause you need all the smart people you can
  get


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911877
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.540970
text:
  [during the Olympics]
  ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more
  medals
  craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911877
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541018
text:
  <ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace
  enviroment like fresh paint fumes.
  <ruumis> I am in flavor country.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911877
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541059
text:
  MageGal: MageGal: You know what one of the coolest things is?
  BubblyLikeSoda: umm...a duck...?
  MageGal: Baby wipes.
  BubblyLikeSoda: lol
  BubblyLikeSoda: really?
  MageGal: We have no toilet paper downstairs right now, but
  there are babywipes.
  MageGal: I feel so very fresh and clean.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911878
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541209
text:
  <jalex> hmm, they recycled 14,226 lbs. of paper here in Sept.
  <Vco> all porno?
  <cruentus> 14,226 lbs. of pr0n
  <cruentus> what is that, 7 tons?
  <_spartan_> just over
  <roundfeh> heh
  <cruentus> what method is used to seperate the paper from the
  sticky stuff in the recycling process?
  <Vco> cheap immigrant labour


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911879
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541250
text:
  *** Drive_by_Banning has joined #x1
  *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Drive_by_Banning
  *** Drive_by_Banning sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
  *** Assassin was kicked by Drive_by_Banning (out!)
  *** Drive_by_Banning has left #x1


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911879
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541298
text:
  zambezi: Why's it called the tourist season if we're not
  allowed to shoot them?
  forge: Shit!
  forge: We aren't?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911879
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541346
text:
  <dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then,
  it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my
  finger on it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911879
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541397
text:
  <patti11_> anyone wanna talk to a f/10???
  <Desantnik> patti11_: Of course you're one of those 10 year
  olds that goes to Columbia university
  *** patti11_ (Ender_@sidious.cs.columbia.edu) has left #Kids


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911880
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541483
text:
  <DeathscytheFish> I think the reason i'm not good with girls
  stems from the fact that the first time I ever called a girl
  was also the day that the girl's mom was killed in a car wreck
  and i'm trying to pick her up without knowing this and she
  proceeds to rip me a new one
  <Kevyn> You didn't say "I'll let you call me mommy" to her,
  did you?
  <Brandon64> Fish, you should have broke the ice with a "Yo
  mama is so fat..." joke
  <Amber> Yo mama is so dead...
  <Kevyn> "My mom died" "Haha yeah, that's the oldest one in the
  book"
  <Brandon64> "Knock knock"  "Who's there"  "Your mom"  "Your
  mom who?"  ...silence...then 5 minutes later, "Get it?  She's
  dead! HAHAHAHA, let's go bowling!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911880
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541528
text:
  [@cwatford] i really do need to write my childrens books
  [@cwatford] i plan on scaring children shitless about common
  programming errors
  [@Entrope] "jane thought overrunning buffers was great fun
  until the exploit monster bit off her head!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911880
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541584
text:
  <@Mike> OMG
  <@Mike> I just got a security alert
  <@Mike> MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS!!!!!!!
  <@Mike> OMFG
  <@Mike> what do I do?????????
  * @Mike clicks the helpful lil message
  <@Mike> oooh look. A purple monkey wants to sell me a firewall


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911881
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541629
text:
  thompson: The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes
  any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger,
  and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity
  the management system is so fucking temperamental.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911881
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541675
text:
  <AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to
  the thick language barrier.
  <Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911881
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541761
text:
  CeePlusPlusKid: so I saw the most AMAZING thing today
  CeePlusPlusKid: I was stopped at a stoplight, and heard
  hardcore gangster rap blasting next to me.
  CeePlusPlusKid: I turned to look expecting it to be some
  teenagers, or maybe an older black guy.
  CeePlusPlusKid: It was two 70 year old white guys bobbin their
  heads in a buick.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911882
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541870
text:
  <Potato> A couple years back, my friend had the greatest
  christmas tree of all time
  <Potato> We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup
  drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in
  because of a noise complaint
  <Potato> One of them walks towards the open back door while
  the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise"
  question routine
  <Potato> The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop
  stick his head in the door and only look one way before
  deciding they were wasting their time
  <Potato> When they'd fucked off, I asked him what was wrong,
  he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out
  the christmas tree the cop missed
  <Potato> I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot
  plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is
  sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin'
  "Yeah, fucker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of
  me, bitch?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911882
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541932
text:
  <peebles> how about a new low CARB diet
  <peebles> No Cheney
  <peebles> No Ashcroft
  <peebles> No Rumsfeld
  <peebles> No Bush
  <peebles> And forget about the Rice.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911882
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.541985
text:
  <Chris974> my logon on this computer doesnt let my use
  expolorer or oh thats right ANY FUCKING THING so i have to use
  my cousin's logon and he is like 6, how demeaning
  <DJ_Random> you think THAT'S demeaning?? you should have seen
  what i did to ya mum last night


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911884
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.542220
text:
  <Firien> damn girls
  * iBaller will never understand them
  <Firien> they drive you round the bend
  <Firien> and then charge you for the petrol :P
  <iBaller> XD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911885
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.542382
text:
  <Kaff> its saturday night. what are you doing here
  <Kaff> i thought you'd have too much of a social life.
  <spoob> Parts of me love interacting with other parts of me,
  but as a whole, I'm about as popular and loved as jamesm
  <Kaff> oh. so you're a dead shit.
  <spoob> Succinct, cruel, and accurate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911886
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.542572
text:
  <WonderMut> Interesting, if Khan died from the Genesis thingy,
  and Spock was sent to the planet the Genesis thingy exploded
  on, how did Spock come back from the dead while Khan didn't?
  <halcyon--> jesus
  <halcyon--> this is like watching movies with my grandmother


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911886
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.542627
text:
  <@arp> Importance: Normal
  <@arp> INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE BY 1/4 INCH IN ONE WEEK!
  <@arp> Guaranteed!!!!!!
  <@arp> YAY!
  <argoth> thanks for sharing
  <j0ker> hell I can do that in a few seconds


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911886
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.542681
text:
  <gordo> who here knows their trance well?
  <gordo> i need the title of that trance song, with the choir
  singing in the background
  <gordo> (high pitch) la la la la la, la la la la
  <gordo> (lower) la la la laaaaaaa, la (high) la la
  <WardoG> Wow that's specific


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911887
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.542728
text:
  <GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months
  ago..fell behind my tower
  <HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911887
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.542778
text:
  <@OutlawJim> i was lookin at a form online and was saw one of
  those little type what you see in the box bits
  <@OutlawJim> and i wondered, what if you were blind
  <@OutlawJim> then i realised you couldnt fill the form in by
  yourself anyway


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911888
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.542924
text:
  <HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that.
  <Bashman> What?
  <HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew.
  <Bashman> O_O
  <HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television
  instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911888
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.542993
text:
  <@LAMMJohnson> I suspect Star Trek Into Darkness will be good
  but not great.
  <@LAMMJohnson> My reasoning for this is thus

  <@LAMMJohnson> Perfect score because all of its words have a
  length that is a power of 2.
  <@LAMMJohnson> Minus one point because total letters is not a
  power of two.
  <@LAMMJohnson> Not even including spaces.
  <@LAMMJohnson> However, the letters in all of the words plus
  the number of words is 24.
  <@LAMMJohnson> Overall score for the movie: 8.5

  <~chown> LAMMJohnson - Vice Executive of the Autism
  Department
  <@LAMMJohnson> The score, correctly, is a power of two marred
  with an ugly fraction.
  <@LAMMJohnson> Although the fraction is 1/2
  <@LAMMJohnson> Actually, the overall fraction is 17/20 which I
  pretty much hate.
  <@LAMMJohnson> Which means I will initially think the movie is
  OK but then later change my mind and hate it.
  <~chown> LAMMJohnson - Honourable Chairman of the Autism
  Empire


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911889
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543140
text:
  <drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox
  <drlion> porn is fucking up the internet
  <drlion> and we can do nothing but watch
  <RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :)
  <drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911889
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543189
text:
  <Ghozt> So I was brushing my teeth and had to go to the
  bathroom, so I walked into the bathroom to take a #1 while
  brushing my teeth. I get my thing out and all the sudden my
  left hand starts jerking off my dick. I'm like, wtf!? Turns
  out I just had one of those "pat your head while rubbing your
  stomach" moments.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911889
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543284
text:
  <Wevah> BUY YOUR COMMUNION WAFERS NOW!
  <Wevah> SMALL
  <Wevah> MEDIUM
  <Wevah> LARGE
  <Wevah> WHOLE JESUS SIZE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911890
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543401
text:
  <SpaceCow> moses
  <SpaceCow> did he have his own group of folowers as jesus and
  mohammed did?
  <AL9000> No
  <AL9000> He just led the jews out of Egypt
  <AL9000> for 40 years
  <+Exor[B-A]> heh
  <AL9000> Worst. Guide. Ever.
  <SpaceCow> hahaha
  <+DopefishJustin> hehe
  <+DopefishJustin> well God was deliberately making them go in
  circles
  <+DopefishJustin> because they pissed him off with the golden
  calf
  <SpaceCow> "Ok, lets go across the desert" *Two years later*
  "Wait, lets go back, I dropped a nickel"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911890
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543465
text:
  <GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t
  <notrino> laat ?
  <A|exander> yeah
  <A|exander> its one better than l33t
  <notrino> err..yeah better than
  <notrino> l33t :D
  <A|exander> you're getting it
  <notrino> than , why not 99 ?
  <A|exander> small steps man, small steps


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911891
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543526
text:
  <Jihan_Xan> Or [P] in a dress, and his penis in my mouth. I am
  yelling "SUCK AMANDA, SUCK!" to him.
  <Jihan_Xan> fuck
  <Jihan_Xan> haha
  <Jihan_Xan> I just dissed myself.
  <[P]aradox> Yep, that you did.
  <pumkin> lol Jihan!
  <Jihan_Xan> I need to stop smoking crack.
  <[P]aradox> The power of Christ compels you
  <pumkin> I had to read that twice.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911891
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543585
text:
  <windAd> haha, epic.
  <Choonsen> What is?
  <windAd> I set my password for my new keylogger program once
  it was up and running, got distracted by cooking ramen, came
  back and forgot the password
  <Choonsen> Shit dude... you're retarded
  <windAd> Noo, its all okay... I just went into the log files
  and found out what I typed while in the program. Two minutes
  later I now know that my password was 'ramenalmostdone'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911891
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543635
text:
  <Kaymanistic>Jesus Christ.  My dog has been licking herself
  for almost 30 minutes straight!!!
  <Rockjunky>God I wish I could do that..would never leave the
  house
  <Whatsupdude>Dude I realize its a dog but dont you think you
  should ask her first?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911892
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543745
text:
  <SAMMY> i'm so fucking HAMMERINAEOAED
  <SAMMY> i'm getting pototao ships
  <SAMMY> chiptns
  <SAMMY> fuck it
  <LoRdZephyR> SHIPS
  <LoRdZephyR> LOL
  <LoRdZephyR> gonna go sailing?
  <SAMMY> fucking chopked on a ship
  <SAMMY> CHOCKING NO FUCKING SHIPS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911892
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543799
text:
  <worksoufy> man i need to eat
  <Trak3r> that's "yoda" speak for "i need to eat a man"
  <worksoufy> sick bastard you are


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911892
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543850
text:
  * Earhart/#intersocs thinks about sex :-)
  <mel> when do you not?
  <mel> it's like
  <mel> 10 Think about sex
  <mel> 20 Goto 10


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911893
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543902
text:
  <splosh123> Just a question if anyone knows... How many wind
  power mill things do you need to power... say... Brisbane
  <dazzawul> thousands
  <dazzawul> and they will be noisy
  <dazzawul> and push australia to the west


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911893
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543950
text:
  <Frosted_Frank> hey does anyone in here know how to get info
  on people via email addresses?
  <Enossel> email them and ask them
  <Frosted_Frank> oh, thx


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911893
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.543996
text:
  Topic is 'The Official Anti-AOL Channel - Kill America
  Online!!!'
  * Set by Digea!Digea@AC886815.ipt.aol.com on Sat Oct 05
  12:40:33


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911893
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544059
text:
  <Locke|Away> I found a note in one of my old word .docs that
  said Note to self: Get revenge on Valvados.
  <Locke|Away> Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to
  get revenge for.
  <Locke|Away> But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
  <Valvados> ...
  <Valvados> o.o
  <Valvados> hmm
  <Valvados> i dunno what you were supposed to get revenge for,
  either
  <Locke|Away> I can only assume you got what was coming to
  you.  Not 100 percent sure, though.
  <Valvados> well, whatever i did, i guess i deserved it
  <Locke|Away> Let that possibly be a lesson to you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911894
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544112
text:
  <Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his
  eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He
  doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back
  and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.
  <Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911894
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544172
text:
  <chaz> I had to recompile our software to pick up the new
  libraries etc
  <chaz> we then hit an issue with connectivity to the database
  server
  <chaz> but thats what i fixed (i hope) this morning, so we'll
  see :)
  * Twitch crosses her fingers for you
  <chaz> my apologies, I didn't realise you were female.
  <chaz> I should turn my geek off. :/
  <Twitch> I'm in Physics, don't bother


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911895
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544263
text:
  omgsean123: so anyway, heisenberg is speeding down the street
  and he gets pulled over by a cop
  omgsean123: and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were
  going?"
  omgsean123: and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911895
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544326
text:
  <Tizitchy> you know what sucks
  <Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while
  waiting in line
  <Tizitchy> she was by a trash can
  <Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me
  <Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"
  <Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"
  <Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911895
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544379
text:
  <robbie212> where are you getting this stuff?
  <bahumbug> robbie212:
  www.freedvdrsforpeoplethatarentjewish.com
  <robbie212> it doesn't work
  <bahumbug> you must be jewish


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911895
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544428
text:
  <Random> Mdk: did your mom actually teach Erica to be a ninja,
  does she come on irc, or is this all some big joke i'm not
  getting?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911896
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544494
text:
  <KKKBitch> im making jason take me out for dinner !!%^&*)
  <KKKBitch> i have my speech ready for when he walks in the
  door and all.
  <Bayls> KK - What's your speech?
  <KKKBitch> "if you take me out for dinner, i won't give you
  any of my PMT shit - the end"
  <KKKBitch> i used to say "if you take me out for dinner, i'll
  suck your dick" but he soon found that i was lying.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911896
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544549
text:
  <tsunami> my mind is racing, just remember my old flatmate and
  the dreaded salad
  <tsunami> i was like: 'this salad you made tastes funny...'
  found out she used the cucumber the night before, washed it
  and placed it back in the crisper... i banned her from ever
  making food again
  <Sephiroth> hmmm...that's mildly erotic
  <Sephiroth> in a lo-cal sort of way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911896
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544599
text:
  <D3KK0N> if a woman broke in you had a little thing with and
  left you some panties and a card....you wouldnt be happy?
  <bluewolf> er for a start i'm female


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911897
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544774
text:
  <Kosta> I'm paying for 4 different hot chicks' EQ accounts in
  the hopes that one of them will put out.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911897
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544826
text:
  <VOLVORacr> hello
  <VOLVORacr> why are so many pepole here but nobody is chatting
  <sc1> i'm masturbating
  <sc1> leave me alone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911898
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544883
text:
  <Matrix_McCloud> by the way, is "legend of lumpy" our final
  answer
  <Matrix_McCloud> this is for $100,000
  <Matrix_McCloud> you have 2 lifelines
  <Tenchi147> I would like to use a life line
  <Tenchi147> I want to call a friend
  <Matrix_McCloud> you alrady used that one, and all you said
  was "WASAAAAAAAAP"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911898
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.544935
text:
  <hakan> mine is bent upwards but the base points down
  <hakan> its like a plant trying to grow to get more sunlight
  <helminthes> yeah except it's your weiner
  <hakan> but theres moss on it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911898
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545033
text:
  <Larno> I got terribly smashed the night before
  <Larno> And some electricity cable broke down in my street
  <Larno> it was like 6am postman and garbage dudes were there-
  watching them workin on it and the street was blocked by
  police cars
  <Larno> eventually they knocked at my door so i m in front of
  a cop, a worker with his helmet a garbage mate,  a postman and
  my neighbour- a huge black guy who works in IT
  <Larno> and all I can say is  "oh maan the village people
  became jheovah witnesses"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545086
text:
  <Insomniak`> Stupid fucking Google
  <Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in
  your search
  <Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in
  your search


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545133
text:
  <Typhon> 1 4m @n 31337 H@X0r 4nd I OwNz0R 4t kW4k3 3 4REN@.
  Fe4r My m4d $K1llS, D0odZ
  <xr> Typhon: you own at quake e arena ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911900
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545183
text:
  <benjameno> how do i catch autism
  <benjameno> i've tried speaking esperanto and using free open
  source software but it doesn't seem to be working


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911901
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545280
text:
  <JonnyBlaz> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn
  on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a
  little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen
  rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw
  me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this
  sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what
  the fuck to do.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911901
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545327
text:
  Geeky Weezer Fan: Is she still downright refusing head?
  onkeybutt87: haha
  onkeybutt87: I haven't really asked her since Saturday
  onkeybutt87: but I think so, yeah
  onkeybutt87: why?
  Geeky Weezer Fan: Slit her throat.
  onkeybutt87: well, I guess that's one way to get it in
  there...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911902
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545442
text:
  <Ed> I like those upside-down ketchup bottles.
  <Ed> They were a long time coming, but still.
  <IQpierce> They were mentioned in Revelation, as a sign of the
  Apocalypse.
  <IQpierce> "And yea, the moon shall become as fire, and fall
  into the sea, and the ketchup bottles, they shall invert
  themselves, and the winged bears shall pull the arms from the
  sockets of the faithful, in thy mercy."
  <IQpierce> direct quote.
  <Ed> They're apocalyptically convenient!
  <IQpierce> That's why their slogan for this campaign is
  "Apocalycious!"
  <IQpierce> And inside every cap is a free press-on 666
  forehead tattoo!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911902
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545494
text:
  <MrPuppy> like 3 hours ago
  <MrPuppy> i was wankin to porn and i just got up
  <MrPuppy> my door was open and my parents have been walkin
  around
  <MrPuppy> they prolly saw me
  <MrPuppy> i heard them laughing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911902
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545548
text:
  <fonz> that's all black people are
  <fonz> they're white people with chocolate instead of blood
  <stav> hence all the stabbings
  <fonz> exactly they are just looking for the golden ticket


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911903
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545602
text:
  <DJnerate> I saw the epitome of laziness today
  <DJnerate> there was this family at the mall, they were pretty
  overweight
  <DJnerate> they were headed for the escalator but maintenance
  had shut it down for the day
  <DJnerate> and the mother exclaims, "Oh no, how are we gonna
  get down?"
  <DJnerate> i was laughing my ass off watching them trying to
  figure it out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911903
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545698
text:
  <greenocide> Had to give report over censorship today.
  <greenocide> So I put in a pr0n vid and they made me turn it
  off.
  <OniSlave> Did u get an A?
  <greenocide> I hope so, cause they kept the video.  Asshole
  teachers are probably wanking it right now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911904
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545759
text:
  <GoatBoy> ackshully I have some white chocolate macadamia nut
  cookies here
  <GoatBoy> for dessert
  = Slinky/#austin clubs goatboy over the head and divvies the
  cookies with wendy
  <GoatBoy> hah
  <GoatBoy> i licked em
  <GoatBoy> so they're mine.
  = GoatBoy/#austin ponders that for a moment
  <GoatBoy> i wonder if that would work in a bar
  <Slinky> i can irradiate them
  <GoatBoy> can you irradiate the semen out of them too?
  ·f· GoatBoy was kicked off #austin by Slinky (you are one
  nasty fuck, has anyone told you lately?)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911904
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545811
text:
  <kingmob> i thought i caught an obscure reference in the last
  buffy
  <kingmob> so i emailed one of the writers and asked him about
  it
  <kingmob> he just responded and told me i was right
  <kingmob> i transcend mere dorkiness at this point.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911904
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545865
text:
  * dagdamor psychs himself up to play "which cable goes where"
  and "why is this cable routed like this?" ahead of a switch
  stack replacement
  <dagdamor> deja vu etc
  <evil_steve> you can generally tell if it's important.
  <evil_steve> either a) all the phone start ringing at once, or
  b) all the phones go silent at once


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911904
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545914
text:
  <RedHart> apparently an african-american waitress went
  ballistic when overhearing some people who just competed at a
  local dogshow proclaim "That black bitch was the ugliest I've
  seen all day" (referring of course to a cocker spaniel female
  who beat their dog that day)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911905
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.545964
text:
  <tReMeR> I was cleaning out my closet today and when i was
  putting my shirts back in the dresser. i wanted to put them in
  a particular order. I would temperaly put the shirts on this
  chair until i put them in the closet, in order. and i thought
  to my self, I have 1, 32$ office chair of cache.
  <Gedit> you need a life tReMeR


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911905
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546014
text:
  Swatt> wait, whats 2nd base?
  Garay> well 1st is making out, 2nd is hand job/fingering, 3rd
  is oral, and 4th or home is sex...
  Swatt> what about 5th?
  Garay> 5th?
  Swatt> anal...
  Garay> oh thats not 5th, thats a foul


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911906
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546242
text:
  <Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my
  parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble
  <Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you  dumbass cockless bitch
  <RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911907
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546290
text:
  <MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather
  <Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at
  close range ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911907
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546347
text:
  <ZS-Hawk> When I turned 18, I got a gillette mach 3 in the
  mail from the air force I think. I opened it up in front of my
  parents, and my dad says "ooh, nice razor! I'm going to do to
  that one what you do with mine!" and before he could finish
  his sentence, I said "noo! Don't shave your balls with my
  razor!" and before he could think, he laughingly said "no, I
  mean beat it on the sink until the blades are all crooked!"
  <ZS-Hawk>  About 10 minutes of my mom giggling and my dad
  realized what I said, but I was out the door. It never came up
  again.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911907
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546392
text:
  <pr0tM4n_> anyone interested in 8 fatty mcse books? the ebay
  homo doesnt want to pay shipping
  <ESD-Wyrk> no thanks, I got the movie


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546433
text:
  chrismat: Oki offtopic question. If a laptop bluescreens
  during first install, and then when you are using it what is
  the cause?
  DBuzz: windows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546485
text:
  <SuM_gUy> wat did i do rong
  <SuM_gUy> ô¿ô
  <wok> learn to spell then i will tell you
  <SuM_gUy> wat did i spell rong
  <SuM_gUy> hay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546530
text:
  <Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by
  company whose ceo meets
  a cow in a secret place every night


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546594
text:
  <kisama> you guys are lightweight nosepickers
  <kisama> i get bloody mucus sometimes
  <kisama> have to break out the guaifenesin
  <kisama> or insufflate salt water
  <McMoo> man
  <McMoo> don't even talk shit about my nose
  <McMoo> i can get quarters up it horizontally
  <McMoo> my record is 8 pennies in one nostril
  <kisama> circus freak


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911909
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546648
text:
  * Mazca just had a singularly scary experience there...
  <Ephialtes> what happened Max?
  <Mazca> I was just feeling sorry for myself and pissed off
  about not having a girlfriend, and wondering what I should do
  to sort my life out...
  <Mazca> then my iTunes, AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, started playing
  "Gay Bar".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911909
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546698
text:
  <NickFury> what is your deffinition of "hacker"?
  <sta-hi> NickFury: tiger woods drunk.
  <sta-hi> wah wah wah wah wahhhh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911909
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546744
text:
  <_DeViL_kDs> me need help, how do me use flash????
  <_DeViL_kDs> i have macromedia flash but cant find where to
  put the ftp details into it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911909
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546793
text:
  <dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
  <dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
  <dj_ak> then i licked my eye
  <splifs> women must love you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911910
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546841
text:
  <Gladiator> Jesus christ, my mom is so fucking stupid
  <Gladiator> She was complaining to me about how "all the
  french stereotype us"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911910
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546901
text:
  <Supachikn> Demigoat, you and i are onthe same wavelength
  <Supachikn> or at least frequency
  <Demigoat> if you and I were ethernet cards attached to a hub
  our frames would never collide!
  <Supachikn> if you and i were polarised light waves we'd be
  fuckin lazer beams!
  <Demigoat> Turtles, The - So Happy Together.mp3
  <Demigoat> I <3 supa
  <Supachikn> i less than three you too, demi


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911910
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.546947
text:
  <@smash> my friends dad is stationed there at one of its
  borders.. some secret military shit.. but the surprising part
  is.. canada has a military which does stuff... :P
  <+JP2> yeh they get coffee for the american soldiers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547002
text:
  <cornflake> holy shit
  <cornflake> i just found out my best friend is planning to
  kill himself
  <cornflake> fuck this im out guys i will be back later


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547049
text:
  <meyowith> almost done cleaning my room :D
  <meyowith> now to untangle my wires..
  Quit: Meyowith (connection reset by peer)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547096
text:
  <daveb> ide is hot pluggable, right? ;)
  *** daveb has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by
  peer))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911912
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547234
text:
  <O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines:
  <O_6> wtf
  <O_6> goddamn keyboard
  <O_6> f;aowheif;oawuhe;faouw\hfe;oauwhfe!
  <matts> interesting autobiography


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911912
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547286
text:
  <ddubb> if there is no local area ID found, drop the load
  data.
  <ddubb> or, in code form:
  <ddubb> if (!getLAid()) dropLoad();
  <ddubb> line 525 of software that ships tomorrow.
  <ddubb> my work here is done.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911913
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547384
text:
  -!- LWashu [LWX_IRC_Cl@ti100710a143-0330.dialup.online.no] has
  joined #Channel
  < LWashu> /j harstad
  < LWashu> join asd
  < LWashu> JOIN Harstad
  < LWashu> JOIN #HARSTAD
  < LWashu> #JOIN Harstad
  < LWashu> /JOIN Harstad
  <@unixpeon> wow
  -!- LWashu was kicked from #channel by sybase [shut the fuck
  up]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911913
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547479
text:
  TwoHundredNinety: Man. I went to our school's Christmas play
  today.
  Decagon111: Was it an interesting experience?
  TwoHundredNinety: It was... uh. Quite interesting.
  TwoHundredNinety: We had Scripture quoted at us.  There was a
  large stained-glass cross. Santa ordered Oompa Loompas to
  break his elves' kneecaps when they went on strike. There were
  four machine-gun shootings. Santa died. (Three times,
  technically.) There were two death threats, independent of the
  machine gun business.
  Decagon111: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
  TwoHundredNinety: Yes. ... The death threats were in the
  service of an anti-materialism parable.
  Decagon111: ... I was _going_ to say how weird it was that
  there were carolers going around two weeks early tonight...
  but I don't think I'll bother.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911914
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547531
text:
  <@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
  <@TempusRob> pssh
  <@TempusRob> talk about lag
  <@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911914
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547645
text:
  <CamaroSS> can you "upgrade" your power supply?
  <CamaroSS> in your house, that is
  <[Fang]going|postal> um, no
  <CamaroSS> as in pay them to make your power supply better
  <frink> wtf
  <[Fang]going|postal> your house doesn't have a power supply
  <CamaroSS> then it isn't my dad's cheapness?
  <[Fang]going|postal> lolol
  <frink> your power supply in your house HAHA
  <CamaroSS> well, my dad wired the power in my basement


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911915
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547693
text:
  <sommerfeld> perl: what you get when you take a couple
  features from every known language and toss them in a blender.
  <sommerfeld> with 20g of crack and a dab of lsd
  <perry> sommerfeld: the LSD is purely for flavor.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911915
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547743
text:
  * Viperlin just got his toe stuck in a drive bay of a small
  PC...
  <@Viperlin> oh shit
  <@Viperlin> please come out
  <@Viperlin> fuck..
  <@Viperlin> :( help


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911915
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547800
text:
  <magellanic> got a prob: I keep getting this error message
  when I try to use iptables , iptables v1.2.6a: can't
  initialize iptables table `filter': Permission denied (you
  must be root) Perhaps iptables or your kernel needs to be
  upgraded. i type this command iptables -F; iptables -t nat -F;
  iptables -t mangle -F as root
  <RichiH> magellanic: your eyes are all wrong
  <RichiH> you can't read
  <magellanic> RichiH: what you mean?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911915
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547856
text:
  <DooMBoy> Everyone on my buddy list is at school :(
  <schepe> that's pathetic
  <schepe> keeping a buddylist
  <DooMBoy> Really? What's pathetic about it?
  <schepe> it's pathetic that you forget who you friends are
  unless you write them sown in a list.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911916
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547915
text:
  <Weng> "6. You are rated higher than 55% of the men on this
  site"
  <Weng> My girlfriend didn't even rate me a 10 :/
  <J4k3> she's settling for a 5... inch
  <Weng> She's settling for a lot less than 5 inches


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911916
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.547972
text:
  <Superpig> my uncle has a celeron
  <Superpig> would XP run on it, do you think?
  <ravuya> about as well as a dog runs with no legs or torso
  <ravuya> and with bricks tied to its head
  <ravuya> at the bottom of a solid concrete pool
  <ravuya> filled with dead corpses and rocks
  <Superpig> so, about the same as it runs on my P4 then
  <ravuya> more or less


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911916
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548025
text:
  Ibekev: yeah that does, I guess you never really know until
  you meet someone and I'm not trying to put any assumptions
  into any of this other than I am willing to meet new people
  and learn more about myself and them at the same time, I don't
  think you can go out there looking for you soul mate or
  whatever, it just happens but it won't happen if you're just
  sitting on your couch
  Keli_86: right..i completely agree with you
  Ibekev: So I guess the rule of thumb is to see this as a way
  to meet new friends and just see
  Keli_86: you couldnt have put it any better
  Ibekev: cool, so you wanna get naked and put your webcam back
  on?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548080
text:
  <dirtyfrog> My life's ambition is to be quoted on bash.
  <dirtyfrog> And that's the truth
  <ap0c> That's really really sad.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548126
text:
  <BoTGoD> In the wet season, when my house lies at the eye of a
  particularly savage thunderstorm storm, lightning all around
  and power out, i like to masturbate - it makes me feel like i
  am thor.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548231
text:
  <drlion> what size t-shirt fits me?
  <drlion> i'm a thin, normal-height 17 year old guy
  <drlion> medium? large?
  <moira> consult a pre-existing tshirt in the wooden object
  located in your current domicile, also known as a "chest of
  drawers"
  <drlion> damn it
  <drlion> i would never have thought of that
  <drlion> thanks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911918
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548328
text:
  <Cecil> I keep on getting this error, it tells me to press
  "any" key, where the fuck is the any key?
  <A|LOCO> Right between the "jack" and "ass" key


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911919
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548457
text:
  SweetPeaches708: i can hack ur comp and send u a virus if u
  dont tell the truth and dont stop scaring my friend
  SweetPeaches708: s
  SweetPeaches708: my dad works for aol
  SweetPeaches708: i know how to do these type of things
  aedenww2: omg
  aedenww2: hahahahahahahahahaha
  aedenww2: BASH.ORG


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911919
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548504
text:
  (¨) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000
  bridges,
  and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock
  sucker.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911919
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548551
text:
  ([aE]ZERO) //timerc 0 0 /color background $rand(0,15)
  ([aE]ZERO) that is ownage
  (Headache) no1, i mean NO1 is stupid enuf to do that
  (Headache) NOBODY
  <@[MORAT]HellCat> hmm how can i turn it off??? pls :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911920
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548598
text:
  (aero-neko) but today in the library, i left "http://
  goatse.cx" on the clipboard
  (aero-neko) the next period a kid got suspended for fetish
  porn or something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911920
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548652
text:
  <ericmm13> yr azz si mine
  <hoser-work> oh my.
  <hoser-work> Strange.  There is a tag on my ass that says
  "Property of ericmm13"
  <ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911920
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548700
text:
  Bug> Red, yer a nut.
  Bug> A left nut.
  justRed-dammit> oooo.. will you be the right nut so that i can
  rub against you in tight clothing?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911921
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548796
text:
  <daenonok> not unless you wanna get rodney king'd
  <daenonok> nerd style
  <R4g3^o^M4g3> I've seen it before.
  <R4g3^o^M4g3> Plastic keyboard wrist-rests and optical
  mice...it ain't pretty.
  <R4g3^o^M4g3> According to the police report "Six geeks who
  wish to remain unnamed mauled a defenseless jock in a birrage
  of girly punches and kicks, while repeating a (believed to be
  satanic) chant; '0wn3d d00d!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911921
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548892
text:
  <murderoustroll> what do you guys think.. my freinds mum
  splits neurons n shit 2night and tells me that its $3 to stay
  for dinner, $1 to stay the night , prerequisites being that i
  shower and strip before bed..
  <murderoustroll> was i right to swear a heap n leave?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911921
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.548955
text:
  <Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me
  <Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users
  <Bane> that's what i say
  <Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them
  <Bane> *sob*
  <Bane> just a cum receptacle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911922
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549006
text:
  <RoadRuner> mail1 procmail[15005]: Error while writing to "/
  dev/null"
  <RoadRuner> on my mail server at cisco


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911923
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549151
text:
  (jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend
  seeing as i'm done with building robots
  (jbk) and that calls for a celebration :)
  (_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said
  that sentence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911923
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549252
text:
  <danly> 'cause you know, behind every nympho-elf there's a 40
  year old man living in his parent's basement just hoping you
  ll make a pass at him so he can initiate cybersex.
  <Xore> many 40 year old men are better at cybersex as
  nympho-elves than most nympho-elves
  <danly> That's strangely insightful and revolting at the same
  time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911923
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549295
text:
  Brax-SP: Now, a for a test of group effort. Everyone decide
  who should ask the next question. I need a unanimous vote.
  Morrolan: owch
  Bruxail: Morrolan!
  Xerin: Morrolan
  Ildefonse: Morrolan
  Morrolan: whoah
  BowenTheKotoc: Morollan
  Omni: Morr
  Raven|E: Morollan
  Primalmoon: Primalmoon
  Bruxail: hehe
  Omni: whered that come from :)
  Ildefonse: OMG..
  Faeleia: dork
  Primalmoon: Morrolan I guess..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911924
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549344
text:
  <CmdrRat|Sick> http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/
  0,,30100-12276106,00.html
  <CmdrRat|Sick> MARINE shot in the head 4 times, helmet saves
  him
  <Toan> wow
  <Toan> He should play CS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911924
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549393
text:
  <schneeb> what time does sean connery get to wimbledon?
  <weensuck> ..?
  <schneeb> TEN-ISHHHHH
  <weensuck> whichever corner of the world you run to, no-one
  will ever accept you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911924
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549446
text:
  <factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for
  me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who
  doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
  <factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911925
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549497
text:
  * FerdKat carries Limey to bed
  <LimeyKat> night!
  <FerdKat> night all
  * LimeyKat has left #FPFC_Chat
  * FerdKat has left #fpfc_chat
  * `Glenn gets the idea there is a chatroom called "#bed" with
  2 OPs in it right now ^^;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911926
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549559
text:
  <Fuxm> You know what i wanna do?
  <Fuxm> i wanna photoshop a picture of me to make it look like
  im having gay sex with matt
  <rX> WTF why??
  <Fuxm> ...and then put it where i keep my weed so if my
  parents ever find it they wont care about the weed.
  <rX> LMAO
  <rX> make two copies and put one in a rogers video case and
  return it to the one he works at


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911926
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549609
text:
  <CROC-ANOSTRA> Mort: are you PRO American?
  <Mort-Hog> Pro American? I'm no proffessional. Nor am I an
  American citizen.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549667
text:
  dantose: Do u get a trophy 4 it????
  rocker576: It occurs to me that typing "u" instead of "you"
  and "4" instead of "for" saved you 4 (not "for") keystrokes.
  Typing "????" instead of "?" used 3 keystrokes plus the use of
  the shift button for a total of 4 keystrokes. Thus, you have
  saved no effort whatsoever by kicking the English language.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549714
text:
  <Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream!
  <Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in
  3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549867
text:
  <Mary> will you come to my friend from schools engagement
  party?
  <John> where?
  <Mary> hamilton
  <John> when?
  <Mary> this Saturday
  <John> no.
  <Mary> Please?? why not?
  <John> I dont know her and it will suck
  <Mary> You can dance with me!
  <John> :)/-<  <-- Me
  <John> :)-<  <-- You
  <John> -
  <John> :)|-<  <-- Me
  <John> :)|-<  <-- You
  <John> -
  <John> :)-<  <-- Me
  <John> :)/-<  <-- You
  <John> -
  <John> :)|-<  <-- Me
  <John> :)|-<  <-- You
  <John> -
  <John> Me -->  8====D~ O:  <--- You
  <Mary> thats cute!
  <John> if you only knew, babe.
  <Mary> knew what?? HEY whats the last part mean?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911928
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549925
text:
  < 04+Makkavelli> damn it all
  * +Makkavelli is back from "Carefully soldering a mod chip
  into my PS2." I was gone for 1hr 51mins <+Makkavelli> As soon
  as my dad saw what I was doing, he tried to "help"
  <+Makkavelli> His version of "help" was to burn through the
  fucking laser cable
  <+Makkavelli> with the soldering iron
  <+Makkavelli> Son of a bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911928
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.549978
text:
  <Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the
  mast, but the motion of the ocean
  <Aduro> lol
  <Tiffy> haha
  <cryptonix> just hope your seamen don't have scurvey :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911928
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550081
text:
  <PinkLady> Seen pussygirl pop in and out, but never speak.
  <PinkLady> Man, that didn't sound right at all.
  <Shiffer-Brains> I think you had her confused with dickman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911929
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550133
text:
  * CanNinja masturbates.
  <OB1> .......
  * OB1 turns around
  <CanNinja> It's not like I'm spraying you in the face or
  anything.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911929
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550192
text:
  <Nietzche> what kind of weird keyboard are you using
  <Nietzche> dvorak or something
  <Nietzche> BECAUSE GUESS WHAT
  <Nietzche> IM USING QUERTY
  <Nietzche> QWERTY
  <Nietzche> omg
  <Nietzche> how can i misspell qwerty
  <Nietzche> >_>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911929
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550249
text:
  <helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED
  <helminthes> the pest control people showed up
  <helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and
  sprayed by face with pesticide
  <helminthes> oh he's so funny
  <helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911930
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550390
text:
  <+[G-Prime]> Microsoft Aims for Software in Every Car
  <+[G-Prime]> Oh great
  <+[G-Prime]> Now our cars will crash
  <@Crucial> blue windshield of death


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911930
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550462
text:
  <blackc> kastein: the real tire jeeped monday night, due to a
  potholr
  <blackc> we have been operating the donut model
  <blackc> however, the donut model today jeeped, due to pothole
  <kastein> NEED RAID 6
  <blackc> so i did what you would do
  <kastein> this raid5 tire setup is not sufficient
  <blackc> i pulled the jeeped real tire out of the back (hot
  spare) and hit it as hard as i could with a wrench until it
  was close to round
  <blackc> jon brought the air pump
  <blackc> and we were in business
  <kastein> hahahaha you used a wrench?
  <kastein> that's great
  <blackc> yes
  <blackc> i lacked a hammer
  <blackc> and guess what
  <blackc> now i can drive to driving class!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911931
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550522
text:
  <Black_Kniggit> That's nothing compared to back when I played
  Fallout 2
  <Black_Kniggit> I stole the coins from every NPC in the entire
  game!
  <Black_Kniggit> and I didn't just steal it as such, I stole it
  one coin at a time until I had five coins (unless if I failed
  in which case I would load my game and try again) then I got
  150 exp and saved my game. Then I did it again. This gave me A
  LOT of exp points.
  <Medmera> WTF?
  <Black_Kniggit> Sometimes I used the steal skill to give them
  back money, so I could steal some more
  <Medmera> you will lose your virginity in your next life.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911931
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550582
text:
  <ducks> I was looking through someone's eBay auctions
  <ducks> and this is what I see listed
  <ducks> * GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THIN MINTS ORDER NOW!! *
  <ducks> HAND PAINTED FLOWER POT VASE PICTURE FRAME
  <ducks> SET OF 6 AMBER SUNFLOWER SALAD / FRUIT BOWLS
  <ducks> THE CUTEST LITTLE ANGEL RAG DOLL
  <ducks> STRIPPER VHS MOVIE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911931
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550639
text:
  <Evilution> I bought these heinous (but somewhat loveable)
  underwear today, a silver-metallic snakeskin-boxer.. and when
  I'm at the register the clerk says 'are you serious? I
  wouldn't even buy those.. and I'm gay..'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911932
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550700
text:
  <Commander> whoa that's not good
  <Commander> the end of my mobile plug (plugged into the USB
  port on my PC) was sitting in the side of a potplant IN WATER
  <Commander> i pulled it out and it said "new usb device found"
  <Commander> =/
  <Commander> dunno how long it's been sitting there for
  <CompHobbyist> new USB device found: potted plant v.001
  <CompHobbyist> power usage for this device: -10W


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911932
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550747
text:
  <ShowDowN> having a formatted drive and a fresh install of
  windows is better then the feeling just after youve finsihed
  shaving


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911932
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550795
text:
  herblackwings29:: I'm bored
  shotgunlo:: me too
  shotgunlo:: but I'm also hungry
  herblackwings29:: I have tacos
  shotgunlo:: mmm
  herblackwings29:: they are like cardboard though
  shotgunlo:: I would love to eat your taco, Becky
  herblackwings29:: I bet
  herblackwings29:: my taco doesn't taste like cardboard
  shotgunlo:: I love the fact that you know that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911932
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550840
text:
  (DiscoFever) bah, twas the night befor christmas and all
  through the house
  (DiscoFever) not a creature was stiring
  (+cow) not even a mouse?
  (DiscoFever) except for cow because he was a fucking jew and
  didn't believe in christmas


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911933
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550896
text:
  01/06/03] [01:52:39 AM] <Gh0sTly-deth> ...
  <Gh0sTly-deth> how do i kick my own nick, cause i wanna use
  it, mirc crashed and left Gh0sTly logged in
  <Lutarez`> ghost
  <Gh0sTly-deth> ?
  <Duker900> ghost
  <Gh0sTly-deth> yes?
  <Lutarez`> heh
  <Duker900> no command ghost


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911933
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.550986
text:
  <armyopsfufu> shoplifting is a victimless crime, like PUNCHING
  SOMEONE IN THE DARK
  <DrivingZucchini> or jacking off into a birdbath


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911934
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551032
text:
  <c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at
  masturbating, sex becomes obsolete.  Like you could be fucking
  a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand
  at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation
  skills.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911934
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551132
text:
  <KagoniKnight>: You know how sometimes a dog humps your leg?
  <Pong-Chan>: .....
  <KagoniKnight>: Well, sometimes, why not hump back and show
  who's boss!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911934
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551174
text:
  KiRBYdaCREAMpuff: I saw the funniest thing today, a group of
  white guys putting a roof on a mexican restaurant


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911935
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551225
text:
  <Guilty> Jees its going to be 48 tomorrow
  <Guilty> I thought I was done with waring a jacket
  <Guilty> But apparently not
  <maff> you go outside?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911935
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551269
text:
  <Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a
  little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911935
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551322
text:
  <pottard> yea i walk in
  <pottard> and they hand me a little sign that has a "+b" on it
  <pottard> and i have to wear it walking out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551390
text:
  <Mikael_Kreoss> reading the "stupid shit you believed as a
  kid" thread
  <Mikael_Kreoss> it owns
  <Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic
  of the pope's bubble car thing
  <Mikael_Kreoss> and thought it was meant to keep him in
  <Mikael_Kreoss> like he was a monster or w/e
  <Vanadium> hahaha
  <Mikael_Kreoss> on display
  <&Attilla> ahahahah
  <Mikael_Kreoss> "WE CAUGHT THE POPE" and then celebration time
  <Drakkar> hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551446
text:
  * Avatar|NO3 gives Crispy a can of Lone Star beer
  <Crispy> never heard of it
  <Avatar|NO3> It's vile. Even Mexicans won't drink it.
  <Avatar|NO3> In a choice between Lone Star and piss, 80% of
  people chose piss. For the flavor.
  <Zurvan> and the other 20%?
  <Avatar|NO3> The other 20% thought both cups had piss.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551495
text:
  * zYgoat announces a historic moment in the history of powered
  human flight
  * zYgoat reaches into his backpack
  * zYgoat pulls out a rocket powered dildo
  <zYgoat> }===========>
  * zYgoat jams it up Mikeyben's ass
  * zYgoat takes a sledgehammer and slams it all the way-in
  * zYgoat cues up Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More
  * zYgoat lights the fuse and salutes
  *** Mikeyben was kicked off #Lopster by zYgoat (zYgoat)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551549
text:
  <lsd> argh
  <lsd> fucking cunty sql server
  <lsd> apparently my Distrubution Agent is 'suspect'
  <lsd> what? it's doing covert ops for the CIA?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911937
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551638
text:
  <slifty> Your mom is so fat she sat on a binary tree and
  turned it into a linked list in constant time!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911937
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551684
text:
  <DigiBree> my uncle once took a huge length of dental floss
  and i asked him what he was doin with it...and he said he was
  going to floss between his bum cheeks......then he went into
  the bathroom :/
  <Rake> lol thats just fucked :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551739
text:
  <LinkDJ> At prom, me and Julea were dancing, and a song came
  on that I recognised. We're dancing, and halfway through I get
  a big smile on my face.
  <LinkDJ> It turns out it was a song from DDR.
  <LinkDJ> I think i've told that much here before
  <LinkDJ> What I didn't mention: I started doing finger
  combinations on her ass.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551783
text:
  <nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer.
  So is source. I install me software with personally
  magnetized
  needles and a steady hand.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551834
text:
  <Catonic_lp> What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
  <opticron> superman
  <m0j0-j0j0> Superman
  <Catonic_lp> Christopher Walken


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911939
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.551949
text:
  <nutrasweetie> lol my brother is such a little creep
  <nutrasweetie> hes on the phone w/his friend
  <nutrasweetie> and he goes to me "can i go online"
  <nutrasweetie> me: "no, you're on the phone"
  <nutrasweetie> "well, my friend wants to tell me something,
  and i called him and the lines busy"
  <nutrasweetie> me: "NO"
  <nutrasweetie> john goes back to the phone "damn, she wont let
  me on to talk to you"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911939
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552046
text:
  <Elpacoloco> Seriously! Your voice is...uhm....
  <Elpacoloco> Words fail me, but I'd pay $3.99 a minute for it.
  <TheTourist|away> ELp, refering to phone sex is NOT romantic.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911940
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552094
text:
  <@neko|stoned> when i first got into warez, i downloaded
  shindlers list
  <@neko|stoned> i deleted it thinking it was a bad copy
  <@neko|stoned> :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911940
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552291
text:
  <Heather21> hi
  <negativepositive> who are you?
  <Heather21> just a wife home alone
  <Heather21> hubby is out
  <negativepositive> good - start cleaning the house before he
  comes home and hits you some more


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911941
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552336
text:
  Trev: dang baby did i tell u that u looked FINE today!
  Trev: u looked likea dime
  Trev: that was so sexy i just couldnt stand it
  Grace: thanks trevor, you're lying
  Trev: nooooo u were beautiful
  Grace: trevor I was absent today
  Trev: o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911941
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552387
text:
  <Comrade_90> any one have the new "best of nirvana" album?
  <`2L> best of nirvana?
  <`2L> whats that?
  <`2L> 74 minutes of silence from just after when Kurt died?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911941
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552432
text:
  <Aust> I was playing a groove jazz jam at a coffee shop, and a
  group of mentally handicapped kids walked in. One of them ran
  right to the middle of us and started dancing all crazy. He
  was dressed like an Native American. Like, battle rags... It
  was fuckiing awesome. He danced for like 20 minutes. We all
  danced with him.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552482
text:
  [17:36] <Darric> lol, Rick, according to the stats I'm
  responsible for ending conversations on 5 different
  occassions. =P
  [18:43] <Darric> You guys are doing this on purpose...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552528
text:
  <nmopal> Now if I had to follow a religion it would be
  whatever them clapping black people follow.
  <nmopal> That looks fun.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552591
text:
  <NobelDek> I got all my history from Age of Empires
  <JoseoftheWired> Using video games to learn history is
  probably a bad idea
  <JoseoftheWired>  And the American colonists decided to rebel
  against the British because they were camping all the tea.
  <[7hs]> Brits lost because of lag
  <NobelDek> No, the Brits were noobs. They didn t know how to
  play in DS_America.
  <[7hs]> The Civil War happened when someone turned FF=ON
  <JoseoftheWired> The Japanese hated the Koreans on their
  server so they invaded
  <[7hs]> Hitler used a wallhack to get into France
  <[7hs]> twice!
  <TheStupidOne> No...paris lagged out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552643
text:
  <blast007> okay, here's what you do
  <blast007> you go to a resturant, and you ask for a grilled
  cheese sandwich
  <blast007> and ask for limburger cheese on it
  <A-Delusion> I always ask for a chicken and an egg, to see
  which comes first.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911943
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552693
text:
  <adidasdood> anyone smallville 403 yet?
  <spacerat> verbs, dude, verbs
  <spacerat> that sentence clearly requires a verb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911943
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552826
text:
  <SYch0> heh
  * SYch0 has a great family
  <SYch0> :D
  <Ash> Because they indulge you.
  <Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and
  arrogant!
  <Ash> Oh, wait.... :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552884
text:
  <bug> Well, you'd be welcome to stay here, at least in part.
  :)
  <ekips> In part?
  <ekips> Half of me stays there?
  <bug> YES.
  <ekips> Do I get to choose which half?
  <bug> Sure!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552939
text:
  <[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid
  setup be?
  <stoldark> rpm?
  <[S]evered> 7200
  <stoldark> what kind of raid setup?
  <[S]evered> yes
  <stoldark> mirroring or striping?
  <[S]evered> connected


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.552994
text:
  <mwcfan88>  man i really got tan over the past few days
  <crack-geanie>  alright thats it you've been warned now you're
  out of the club
  <crack-geanie>  i expect you to return you're pointy hat and
  flaming cross by tuesday
  <mwcfan88>  <:(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553041
text:
  (@TRCC|shot): directX 8.1 any good?
  (@landje): i havnet pld it
  (@ui|ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game
  (@landje): what is it
  (@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll
  feckign kil ythe,


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911945
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553143
text:
  <Balli> I know a few sluts like that
  <BadMojo> yeah
  <BadMojo> welcome to germ city
  <BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?"
  <jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because
  she spent to long on them
  <BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes
  and a super-sized case of the clap, please"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911946
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553236
text:
  bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love.
  My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky
  cauliflower of love.
  Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
  bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all
  over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see.
  Bitch.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911946
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553284
text:
  <@Pugh> i'm gonna make a media player that plays EVERYTHING,
  for FREE, and can rip to EVERY common type of media without
  DRM.
  <@Pugh> I shall call it........hammertime


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911946
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553400
text:
  <M`> wtf is scat
  <M`> i cant find it on google
  <Insanity|sleep> Mikey.
  <SoulWeef[a]r> Hang on
  <M`> and i am eating a strawberry cream cicle so i fear
  clicking on any images
  <Insanity|sleep> playing with shit.
  <M`> oh duh
  <SoulWeef[a]r> No
  <SoulWeef[a]r> Eating shit
  <M`> eating shit is nothing to me
  <M`> WAIT!
  <M`> omg. dont take that the wrong way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911947
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553462
text:
  ** ragum sets mode: +b *!*@Baseball.conversation
  <mrclean> guerrero is the best hitter in baseball
  <ragum> excuse me
  <ragum> didn't I just ban baseball talk?
  <ragum> I could've sworn I did
  *** HighChief sets mode: +b *!*@fat.ass.chicks
  <HighChief> Didn't I just ban all american females?
  <HighChief> I could have sworn i did
  <Atlantic`> ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911947
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553511
text:
  <Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once
  <Toke> and asked for his ip
  <Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911947
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553568
text:
  <deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup
  already!
  <deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation,
  those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in
  the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual
  <bloom> Aren't you french?
  <deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok?
  <deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind
  of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4
  years...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911947
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553614
text:
  <Zer0th> You know you irc too much, when you don't have to
  read bash.org anymore, cause you allready know all the
  quotes...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911948
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553662
text:
  <Foobar> livejournal no longer requires referral codes to make
  a new lj
  <Fluster> sweet.  now i can bitch about my life without having
  friends first.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911948
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553728
text:
  <Derian> haha I knkow
  <Derian> knknow?
  <Derian> er
  <Derian> knknow?
  <Derian> damnit
  <Derian> knkow
  <Derian> that's incredibly hard to type on purpose..... try it
  <Derian> it keeps coming out knknow
  <Derian> instead of knknow
  <Derian> er
  <Derian> damnit!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911949
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553829
text:
  <ManicV> i'm saying you're racist
  <ManicV> and a child molester
  <eco|w> You're just jealous of my ability to multitask.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911949
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553878
text:
  <@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls
  <+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin
  <Joelz> It can?
  <Joelz> It should be called winunzip


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911949
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553928
text:
  <Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over
  this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up
  and realised i was sleeping alone
  <Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the
  same time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911949
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.553988
text:
  <mehonae128> Was ist den der Fahrplan fur zwei?
  <mehonae128> what is the time table for 4?
  <mehonae128> 1,4,8,12,16,20
  <mehonae128> or
  <mehonae128> eins,vier,acht,zwolf,sechzehn,zwanzig
  <Seppel> 1 is not on the time table for 4.
  <mehonae128> 4 time 1 is 1
  <Seppel> You're an idiot.
  <mehonae128> anything times 1 oh wait


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911950
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554032
text:
  [Shinji] hate that you know.... pants off, hand cream on the
  desk, then the fucking thing announces "22 minutes remaining"
  :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911951
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554080
text:
  <Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of
  mars than a pair of breasts for one evening


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911951
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554128
text:
  <lapyap> i was at this party and this really fuckin ugly drunk
  chick and I were talkin and she kept trying to get it on with
  me
  <lapyap> so later in the night she come up to me and says  don
  t you want to go down on me?  so I say   I;m jewish, I cant
  eat pig
  <lapyap> she slapped me after that :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911952
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554220
text:
  <Icebird> I was thinking the other day that it would be funny
  to put a window in my brother's old computer case and turn it
  into a hampster cage.. put a wheel in, say I got the new
  processor from AMD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911952
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554275
text:
  *** CloneMar has joined #nevernomore
  <Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH!
  <CloneMar> I have beat the system!
  <Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P
  <CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark
  *** Mark has quit IRC (G-Lined)
  *** CloneMar has quit IRC (G-Lined)
  <DaBeast> Ah, the system works!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911953
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554323
text:
  <ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/
  <ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me
  <fraggle> it wasnt a dream


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911953
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554391
text:
  <Lady> wat does your nick mean or stand for
  <Gandalf> you serious?
  <Lady> wat i say
  <Gandalf> I just can't believe that you don't know where
  Gandalf comes from
  <Lady> sorry i'm way behind you lovey
  <Gandalf> it's ok.. do you watch porn?
  <Lady> not that much
  <Gandalf> oh ok.. it's the name of a porn star
  <-- Lady has quit (Quit: Leaving)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911953
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554437
text:
  <warezfrea> can any1 tell me where I can download GTA Vice
  city?
  <@Conz> buy it, rip it, put up your own ftp, download it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554534
text:
  <quint> I've figured it out that there are three ways of
  pasting text on irc.
  <quint> you can press ctrl + v or shift + Ins or click with
  the right mouse button in the edit box and select "paste" from
  the popup.
  <weasel> wow, amazing. You've become a real hacker now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554582
text:
  <Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay
  employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY
  NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554635
text:
  <grr rapture> this is so gross
  <grr rapture> my friend was having sex with this girl and
  halfway through he realized she was on her peiod, but he
  finished up anyway
  <yadrisil> just like bush in iraq
  <grr rapture> ?
  <yadrisil> he doesn't know when to pull out of a bloody mess


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911955
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554680
text:
  MonkeysMa: fuck that, if all chicks wanted was a huge dick,
  asians wouldn't be the largest ethnic group on the planet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911955
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554728
text:
  <BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some
  kids at the park
  <BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i
  should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911955
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554871
text:
  <Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money
  from his three ho's.
  <Tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she
  says, "But I only owe you $50!"
  <Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
  <Tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only
  owe you $100!"
  <Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
  <Tedward> now he goes to his third ho.
  <Tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
  <Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
  <Tedward> next he visits the fourth ho.
  <Tedward> he asks her for his $250.
  <Thy_Dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec
  <Tedward> what?
  <Thy_Dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth.
  *Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman
  <Tedward> Don't correct me, bitch.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911956
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554917
text:
  <v33n> ok skep is gone mad, he is stabbing him self now
  *** v33n sets mode: +b *!*@d226-65-122.home.cgocable.net
  *** v33n was kicked by v33n (i'll unban you when you sleep)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911956
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.554967
text:
  <Pryk> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong
  with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo
  doll.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911956
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555016
text:
  Abyss: i deeply resent the use of the term 'purity' in any
  context with 'The Brothers Drunk.'  :)
  Phil: Oh I dunno.  The purity of the alcohol is an important
  concept...
  Dex: Yup, anything filtered through that many kidneys is going
  to have to be pure.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555073
text:
  <Chr1stina> This girl I went to high school with is writing me
  emails through classmates.com
  <Kancer> I reply to those people, "big whoop our parents just
  happen to bone at the same time and in the same location, it
  dosen't make you special"
  <Alex> I'm pretty sure my high school class wasn't the result
  of one giant orgy in 1978.
  <Kancer> Alex: are you sure? it was the 70s


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555117
text:
  Doug: Dude... the funniest thing just happened. I was looking
  for this smart guy that I know on AIM and his name is
  Russell... And I almost accidentaly IMed you instead.
  Russ: how do you block someone?
  Doug: You're probably using a Mac... I have no clue


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555205
text:
  <brenty|Away> I have to get my afro cut tommorow. Im sad.
  <Spitty> brent is my personal hero
  <Spitty> YOU HAVE AN AFRO YOU HOMO!?!?!
  <Spitty> k, brent is not my hero anymore
  <Icez> if he was a superhero, he would be afro ass basher
  <Spitty> its now........Sivart
  <brenty|Away> You just asked me for a kiss, why are you
  calling me a homo?
  <Spitty> .....um....LOOK OVER THERE!
  <Icez> brent, he thinks if you kiss him he will be turn strait
  <Siv{SoSeksi}> I have hair half way to my butt Spitty
  <DragonD> didnt need to know that Siv...
  <Spitty> yeah, but not a fro
  <Siv{SoSeksi}> true
  <brenty|Away> You will show respect to the fro.
  <Siv{SoSeksi}> DragonD, you asked if I trimmed my pubic hair
  in PM 5 mintues ago :S
  <Spitty> is it really a fro? or just a gathering of hair?
  <Icez> you a black guy brent??
  <Icez> do you have soul?
  <brenty|Away> African American dude,
  <Spitty> oh yeha, yur black....today...
  <Icez> I see, so, your from africa?
  <brenty|Away> Detroit. Close enough.
  <brenty|Away> Im waiting for my reperations so I can buy a
  wife.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555255
text:
  <NicNac`> well, i heard that looks could kill
  * NicNac` looks at sexmen
  *** Quits: sexmen (Ping timeout)
  <NicNac`> !!
  <Amaltea> WOAH!!!
  [11:50] <Amaltea> a killer look!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911958
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555319
text:
  <Flibberdy> thank fuck my wife's period's finally over. Stupid
  biological mechanisms required for reproduction.
  <fantasyprone> Flibberdy, try being the one bleeding from a
  very private crevice
  <fantasyprone> believe me it sucks at least as much for her as
  for you
  <Flibberdy> fantasyprone: Oh, she hates it too, don't get me
  wrong. Honestly I'm glad it's over for her sake not mine
  <Flibberdy> Left her bed bound quite a few days
  <fantasyprone> though it does entertain me to play war paint
  in the shower
  <fantasyprone> BLOOD EVERYWHERE WOO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911958
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555419
text:
  <Auratus> I'm making fun of you because I can
  <DeepSeaFishin> Well its thanksgiving
  <DeepSeaFishin> and we should be giving thanks to each other
  <Auratus> I give thanks for the fact that i can make fun of
  you over the internet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911959
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555561
text:
  <hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting
  up ISA NICs?
  <wilnixAFK> the handbook?
  <wilnixAFK> google?
  <halcy0n> trash can, and ebay
  <razorini> lol halcy0n
  <hash> why did i even bother asking


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911959
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555613
text:
  <Varka> cds are made of pikachu skins
  <Orcinus> is that why they turn to lightning in the microwave?
  :D
  <Varka> Yes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911960
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555659
text:
  <CyniKaL> id pretend I was gay to be the fluffer for a porn
  movie...
  <Kohn|watching|eating> Fluffer: person that sucks the cocks
  when they go limp during a porn movie


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911960
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555703
text:
  <grifferz> I am afraid we are going to have to jupe the nick
  blitzed-is-gay since it is too politically incorrect. you may
  however use many-blitzed-users-are-gay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911960
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555755
text:
  <ruumis> FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular!
  "...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge
  says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed
  this one !"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555808
text:
  <Feeldeath> Man i had a bad day !!!
  <Formin> o great =( what happened?
  <Feeldeath> well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of
  <Formin> hahaha o god
  <Feeldeath> thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the
  coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and
  found me unconscience on the floor with my dick in one hand
  and a porn mag in the other.
  <Formin> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555859
text:
  <Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram
  <devGOD> i like kingston
  <devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football
  player
  <`michael> that really makes their ram better too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.555965
text:
  <DonThorino> en der kan låne mig en cd-key
  <FeliX> 1. English only
  <FeliX> 2. Warez is not allowed
  <FeliX> 3. Good bye
  * FeliX sets mode: +b DonThorino!
  *abw@0x503e007e.albnxx8.adsl.tele.dk
  * DonThorino was kicked by FeliX (DonThorino)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911962
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556014
text:
  <RedRaptor> I am the terror that flaps in the night
  <Fruit> ......XXXL womens underwear on a clothes line?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911962
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556111
text:
  <derp>I'm pretty sure bash moderators just ctrl-f every quote
  for "penis, sex, masturbate, bash, nigger," and anything that
  doesn't generate a hit is rejected. They probably have an
  automated script, in fact.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911962
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556155
text:
  <Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and
  mocking the mistakes my animal mind makes sometimes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911963
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556248
text:
  <Analogy> The Voyager 1 spacecraft has travelled approximately
  2.5 billion miles since the announcement of Duke Nukem Forever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911963
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556295
text:
  <]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview
  <]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress
  shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap
  operas but i get IRC and DRAK
  <Drak`> :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556337
text:
  N47H4N:I just made an awsome discovery!!!!!!! When you mix
  Blue and Yellow you get a entirely new color! I will call it
  Blellow!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556387
text:
  <Arkansas> wank --device=/dev/righthand --input=/dev/cock/
  shaft --output=/dev/cock/head --loop-device &
  <IBM> I got a frontend to do that for me. It's called "woman".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556433
text:
  <Pazzo> anyone got a windows XP cd-key?
  <ClinRaro> Pazzo: FCKGW-E4TMY-C0CK-F4G0T
  Pazzo is ~ident@tide110.microsoft.com


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556483
text:
  <c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1
  REALLY DID LOOK LIKE THAT" and hes like "Thats my real
  picture"
  <c-rOCK> i felt pretty bad after that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911965
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556530
text:
  <supreemHOUSTON> i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and
  fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911965
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556575
text:
  rintin: so I fried my dads motherboard today
  rintin: apparently I wasn't grounded...
  rintin: now I am


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911965
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556619
text:
  * mike23 joined #mircscripts.org
  <mike23> can anyone tell me a website for mircscripts and
  addons ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911966
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556683
text:
  <Gwynidon> OMG! MY SISTER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN'T KNOW
  ABOUT IT
  <Morni> LOL
  <Jakeb> I swear, I didn't know she was your sister
  <Jakeb> >>
  <Jakeb> <<
  <Jakeb> reflex....
  <Jakeb> ^^;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911966
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.556833
text:
  <BunnyMan730> So in my massive driving fit yesterday, I went
  into a Smiths up in north ogden to get a drink and a snack, I
  saw the pharmisit thingy and decided to walk up to it and ask
  for some condoms... The guy there said "Sure... What are you
  going to use them for?"...
  <keucu> ..............
  <keucu> What the Hell.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911967
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557045
text:
  <RS-Ryan> ok, so acting career?
  <Websales_Arwen> yeah, I figured anyone with an enthusiam for
  tropical fish . . .
  <Websales_Arwen> I'll just call you troy mcclure
  <RS-Ryan> tropical fish.. you think that.. me and.. oh, no
  baby, you've got it all wrong.. that's all in the past now.. I
  couldn't have done it without you, you know
  <RS-Ryan> you see.. when they said I was sleeping with the
  fishes, they meant... they though I was dead you see.. yea..
  dead
  <Websales_Arwen> oh I see
  <Websales_Arwen> so enthusiast actually translates to "look
  but don't touch"
  <RS-Ryan> yea.. exactly.. It's not the magazine for fish
  fetishists
  <RS-Ryan> that mag is called Fuckin Fish Fancy
  <Websales_Arwen> yeah, I subscribe to that mag


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911968
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557091
text:
  (Klynx) Are you sure you're running linux, Oliverglass? is
  there a start menu on the bottom left of your screen? ;)
  (Oliverglass) Klynx: yeah why?
  (One-) Oliverglass: what desktop environment?
  (Oliverglass) One-: What do you mean
  (Oliverglass) uh
  (subgeek) Gnome?
  (ke1th) GNOME?
  (Oliverglass) XP or something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911968
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557144
text:
  <Xenocide> what are those things called....
  <Xenocide> y'know, they leik deposite ink.. onto cds
  <Xenocide> WTF ARE THEY CALLED
  <Xenocide> arrgh
  <Nd> Pens


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911968
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557192
text:
  <Murphy01> If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an
  x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be
  masturbation, or incest?
  <DS> how about fucking nasty?
  <Murphy01> Well, that too.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911968
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557243
text:
  <@stereo_> when we get a time machine that can look anywhere
  in history, i assume the first thing it'll be used for is to
  spy on other people's dicks
  <@Dom`> I mean, why?
  <@Dom`> If we wanted to spy on dicks, we could just put a
  camera in your mouth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557291
text:
  <BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to
  remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a
  work boot all day
  <pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557346
text:
  <Teegus> i should prolly go to sleep soon so i can be awake
  when my gf gets here. not to mention being at least partially
  conscious for the whole getting laid part
  <Teegus> but... urge to html... so strong
  <@Goonigoogoo> no, women love it when you fall asleep on top
  of them
  <@Goonigoogoo> or under them, depending on her sexual
  positioning preference
  <Teegus> its like my inner geek is fighting my hormones
  <Teegus> and losing.... quickly


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557398
text:
  <[ric]> Jim, tsk, tsk... you're getting as bad as me :)
  <JibberJim> Eh, I've never been unnatural with a goat.
  <[ric]> jim... ok, almost as bad as me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911970
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557464
text:
  <Auz> try my new script trigger !donothing
  <AC|Malaki> lol
  <AC|Malaki> !donothing
  <Guildenstern> hehe
  <AC|Malaki> ..
  <AC|Malaki> hrm
  <Guildenstern> hehehee
  <beans> dumbass
  <AC|Malaki> it not working..
  <AC|Malaki> OI!
  <AC|Malaki> git!
  <AC|Malaki> =(
  <beans> LOL
  <beans> QUOTE!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911970
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557511
text:
  *** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
  *** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net)
  has joined channel #relax
  <Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911970
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557557
text:
  <kimos> You seem (in my (humble) opinion (which doesn't mean
  much)) to be (or possibly could be) more of a Lisp programmer
  (but I could be (and probably am) wrong).


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911970
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557603
text:
  *** Joins: Mikey (~Mikey@microsoft.com)
  <Mikey> Whoops, gotta go to a meeting, sorry guys
  *** Quits: Mikey
  <Fayn> Poor guy...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911971
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557656
text:
  * Ricyn watches the wind knock someone over outside
  <Jedah> don't ya love hurricanes?
  * Ricyn checks weatherbug.
  <Ricyn> 60mph gusts
  <Jedah> this sounds like a fun time to parasail
  <Ricyn> yeah, just run into the street and jump


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911971
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557706
text:
  <Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s
  <Fanboy> cool.
  <PrincessLeia2> heh... fanboy is so 1337
  <Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911971
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557801
text:
  <Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few
  beers and look at girls... that's not gay
  <supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911972
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.557942
text:
  <+Lekon> Oddly enough in fable 2 I AM queerbait somehow
  <+Lekon> All the gay guys in bowerstone are trying to marry my
  guy
  <+HereticMachine> Sent.
  <+Lekon> Its a Halo above my head, not a steering wheel for my
  mouth bastards.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911973
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558008
text:
  <Blaxthos> you know what
  <Blaxthos> DO YOU KNOW
  <Blaxthos> i'm slightly ashamed
  <Blaxthos> but
  <Blaxthos> then i remember being 7 yrs old
  <AltSnooze> you peepeed in your pants again?
  <Blaxthos> dancing with mom
  <Blaxthos> Elton John - I'm Still Standing.mp3
  <Blaxthos> i still love that song
  <chilly> did you uncle touch you in funny places?
  <Blaxthos> no :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911973
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558063
text:
  <McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before
  christmas was like 'CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS - OUR ONE
  TRUE PRESENT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!'
  <McMoo> my dad didn't even get my mom anything
  <McMoo> she was pissed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911973
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558112
text:
  <Games> (__*__)
  <Scorp> Wow you got a nice ass !!!
  <Games> You should take a look when i'm taking a shit.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911974
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558204
text:
  «SomeGuyYouDontKnow» 8ball are you on 5-cent crack
  «Harold» SomeGuyYouDontKnow, the 8-ball says I'm too high to
  answer that.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911974
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558264
text:
  <maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants
  <D1> need some backup?
  <D1> I mean...
  <D1> ok, that was really gay.
  <maff> I don't get down like that d1
  <D1> I apologize.
  <Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over
  with D1


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911974
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558324
text:
  <FeLisha`> Im not a barbie girl, and I dont listen to any of
  the music they do, but I still don't like being made fun of.
  <FeLisha`> They always put me down, I have like a negative
  amount of self esteem right now.
  <endoskelet0n> guess what
  <FeLisha`> What
  <endoskelet0n> fuck them.
  <FeLisha`> You dont think ive tried
  <endoskelet0n> lol
  <FeLisha`> wait
  <FeLisha`> ...that sounded bad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911975
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558390
text:
  <evilpie> what the fuck is wtf
  <cardcheat> World Trade Federation
  <SteamedHams> world trade fire
  <cardcheat> Women That Fuck
  <SteamedHams> Wow That's Funny
  <cardcheat> Well, Try Farting
  <SteamedHams> What The Nigger
  <cardcheat> as a respected leader in the african-american
  community, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using
  that word
  <SteamedHams> hey it'll get me on bash


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911975
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558448
text:
  <[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without
  p0rn I would forget what a naked woman looks like!
  <[ric]> I know there are those magazine things, but hey I keep
  clicking [next] and the pages don't turn!
  <winmutt> ric thats scares me
  * winmutt looks ric up on the sexual offender listings
  <[ric]> what scares me more is that it will end up in
  geekQuotes... (again.. sigh!)
  <[ric]> what I would like to know is how come all my
  inspirational leaps of genius, stunning breakthroughs in code
  or precise observational musings don't end up in geekQuotes,
  just the ones that make me look like some drunken, banter
  merchant, goth obsessed nutter seem to make it!
  * [ric] looks squarely in Jumper's direction, and taps his
  foot...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911975
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558503
text:
  <HaX.1337> U're all lame as hell here!!!!! I can hack u all in
  no time! just tell me your ip and u're dead!
  <Maler.home> try mine
  <Maler.home> 127.0.0.1
  *** Signoff: HaX.1337 (Connection reset by peer)
  <Damz|dispute> wow. never thought such a retard nick can get
  his hands on something actually working xD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911977
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558553
text:
  Hekili_Manu: Ok. So I called my bank's fraud dept about that
  hotels.com letter I got since I apparently used them twice
  with two different cards. I forgot completely that when I
  signed up you can assign your own security question online.
  Hekili_Manu: So when I called and spoke to the guy they use
  the same security question and he asked me "Ok, I just need to
  verify one thing. How big is your c**k?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911977
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558594
text:
  (SuperMarine): i swear to go
  (SuperMarine): d
  (SuperMarine): if that dog next door dosnt shut up
  (SuperMarine): im going to do something bad
  (AfroTrance): like complain over irc


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911977
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558647
text:
  <stream> i did dxm for the first time
  <stream> and i took a shit
  <stream> then threw up in it
  <stream> and shit splashed all over my face
  <stream> hahah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911977
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558695
text:
  psynapse  pfft you think you kid is special?
  psynapse  when i guy cums he releases over 10 million sperm
  psynapse  at once
  ·seraph· wow
  psynapse  and you're amazed that ONE of these can fertilize
  an egg?
  ·Floach-· that's a lot of dead babies
  psynapse  heh :)
  ·Floach-· ;)
  ·seraph· ewww
  psynapse  i have let civilizations die on my chest


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911978
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558745
text:
  Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena,
  army-boy.
  Matt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911978
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558793
text:
  <Lachlan> Doogie, what the fuck do you think the emergency
  generators are there for?
  <Doogie> ummm....
  <Sam> Generating Emergencies.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911979
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558888
text:
  JakerzInc> so here i am
  JakerzInc> logging into irc
  JakerzInc> and the first thing I see is "hard throbbing cock"
  Anfael> that's normal, that's how you know it works


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911979
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558935
text:
  <GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age
  <db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week
  <GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911979
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.558978
text:
  (+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash
  (@Spellbinder) hash?
  (+emil) what?
  (+emil) oh
  (+emil) i have fat fingers
  (+emil) so when i laugh on irc
  (+emil) i press the s button too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911979
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559038
text:
  <Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest:
  <Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a
  day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in
  it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta
  swallow taste like ass too.
  <Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small.
  <Hatamoto> ... thank you.
  <Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing:
  <Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on
  giving.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911980
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559084
text:
  Phynix: eddy:  You are being attacked by the Iraqian
  Information Warriors.  Be prepared, your computer will soon be
  integrated into the computers for food program, and you'll
  wake up tommorow and instead of a computer, you'll have a bowl
  of rice and a small loaf of bread.
  Phynix: Compliments of Saddam.
  eddy: mmm bread


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911980
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559131
text:
  <SirCourage> So anyways, I knew at 1:30 am this morning that
  my english paper would not be finished, so I opened up
  mirc.exe in notepad, saved it as a .txt, emailed it to my
  school email and told them that their email server must have
  ruined my paper. I got an A-  :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911980
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559184
text:
  <siq> so I was taking a shit in the engineering building
  today...
  <siq> and there was some force equation written on the wall.
  <siq> below it someone wrote "who studies fluids on the
  pooper?"
  <siq> below that someone replied "someone with diarrhea"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911980
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559242
text:
  <djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina
  <blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint
  <blazemore> construct your own vagina?
  <djLiKu> yes
  <djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11
  <djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911981
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559334
text:
  <DarkYouth> When you read your emails more often than you
  masturbate, you may need to rethink your approach to life I
  guess.
  <Fes2001> or you need to masturbate more :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911981
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559380
text:
  <[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will
  simply read..  http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?search=
  %5Bric%5D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911982
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559575
text:
  <djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
  <djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
  <djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
  <djahandarie> while i program lines
  <djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
  <djahandarie> word, son
  <http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
  <http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
  <http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
  <http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
  <http402> Cut the crap rap,
  <http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
  <http402> Grab your AIM chat,
  <http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
  <http402> peace
  <djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
  <djahandarie> while i got other plans
  <djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it
  right
  <djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
  <djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
  <djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from
  mississippi
  <djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
  <http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't
  grown up,
  <http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a
  SIGHUP.
  <http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
  <http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
  <http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
  <http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a
  spaghetti-damned fool,
  <http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
  <http402> Face it. I rule.
  <djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
  <djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
  <djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
  <djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
  <djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
  <djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your
  porridge
  <djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
  <djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
  <djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
  <djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky
  graduates from c-s-e
  <http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
  <http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a
  scratch.
  <http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
  <http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
  <http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
  <http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
  <http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
  <http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
  <http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
  <http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
  <http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
  <djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
  <djahandarie> You win haha
  * http402 takes a bow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911982
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559636
text:
  <zamros> My names Nickie.Im a 17 year old mommie to a
  beautiful 13 month old little girl(born July 21,2001).Im also
  19 weeks pregnant with what is believed to be a boy..and our
  last child! Our meaning my husband.He's 19 years old and in
  the army.We've been together 3 years and married for almost 1.
  We're currently stationed in Fort Bragg,NC. Look forward to
  reading all your posts!
  <zamros> DEAR NICKIE
  <zamros> YOU'VE RUINED YOUR FUCKING LIFE
  <zamros> SINCERELY,
  <zamros> GOD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911982
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559682
text:
  <chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato
  and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving
  it up my step moms ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911983
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559740
text:
  <lux> everyone i know that smokes is tryin to quit
  <zewm> i would like to lux
  <zewm> especially since i hear it isn't cool anymore
  <lux> i think lung cancer/$$ would be more of a motivation
  <zewm> i don't care about that
  <zewm> if lung cancer was cool, i would try to get it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911983
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559782
text:
  Magus5311: I got a C- in Spanish 1.
  Magus5311: Then I got a summer job doing construction
  Magus5311: Next year I had an A+


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911983
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559837
text:
  Number-6:  i should get a PO box while i'm at the post office
  angryskul: ok
  angryskul: so my dad had a PO box
  angryskul: but not at the post office, at this little photo/
  copy mailbox kinkos like place
  angryskul: anyhow, he also used to get voicemail there because
  he didnt' want his insane clients calling the house
  angryskul: he used to have to reach over the counter to grab
  his voicemail
  angryskul: after a while he got the guy to install a phone
  inside his box
  angryskul: one day he's all checking his mail, then he reaches
  in and pulls out the phone
  angryskul: punches in some numbers
  angryskul: then he notices this dude _staring_  at him
  angryskul: anyhow, so he finishes, puts the phone back into
  the box and locks it
  angryskul: outside the guy catches up with him and is all
  like..
  angryskul: "are you in mossad?"
  angryskul: (israeli secret police)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911983
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.559895
text:
  <Smir> you've read that file about electronic stimulation of
  the penis?
  <ManMower> uh no
  <Smir> I'm sure you did
  <ManMower> if I read a file about electronic stimulation of
  the penis, I
  would likely remember it
  <ManMower> and possibly be in the hospital


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560040
text:
  <Wolfer> kbhit: How can we help you?
  <kbhit> wolfer, deop chanserv in #outlawz
  <kbhit> he's not a member
  <kbhit> and he keeps getting oped


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560094
text:
  <skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a
  heroin addict.
  <Digamy> i don't get it
  <skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug
  addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes
  instead.
  <Digamy> oh
  * Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911985
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560153
text:
  <forceflow> hah, there are two quotes on bash rated 1337
  <forceflow> that's awesome
  <ItlnStaln> You're going to be a virgin for life, you know
  that?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911985
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560216
text:
  <CookieMan> from slashdot: "InternetNews.com has a report of a
  new Internet2 land-speed record: '859 gigabytes of data in
  less than 17 minutes.' InternetNews goes on to say, 'This
  record speed of 6.63Gbps is equivalent to transferring a
  full-length DVD movie in four seconds.'"
  <CookieMan> and i thought 56k was slow...
  <@RuneB> CookieMan: "and that great disturbance you just felt
  was a million RIAA and MPAA executives screaming out in terror
  all at once, and then nothing."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911985
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560268
text:
  <Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse
  <Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon
  as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second
  <Deke> keeper has mice?
  <Keeper> not anymore :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911986
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560312
text:
  * Lolita_ (ask@sg-14926.mweb.co.za) has joined #12-15yrz
  <Lolita_> hello is everyone from 12 to 15?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911986
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560362
text:
  <splat1> ow ffs, you dl a key gen for a linux app and its a
  flipping win32 exe ????
  <reaper> splat1: ahahaha!
  <reaper> pull out vmware!
  <splat1> thats what i need the key for !!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911986
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560411
text:
  (token_nrg): btw, I made some kind of statement last nite
  about Domino's Philly Cheesesteak pizza rox0r'ing.
  (token_nrg): I would like to retract that statement if
  possible
  (token_nrg): My anus thanks you
  (token_nrg): and good nite


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911987
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560508
text:
  <wankel> i think high-end computer hardware manufacturers
  should have to pay an extra tax, which gets sent to the game
  developers.  we all know that people who pirate video games
  spend their savings buying fancy computers.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911987
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560557
text:
  [logic1] hmm even though it does state "freakcock" in the url
  i think this might be a cute picture of a little kitty.. let
  me take a look


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911987
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560636
text:
  <rizerz> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so
  advanced that we
  <rizerz> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another,
  and have him
  <rizerz> looking for work in six weeks.'
  <rizerz> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a
  lung out of one
  <rizerz> person, put it in another, and have him looking for
  work in four weeks.'
  <rizerz> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so
  advanced that we
  <rizerz> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in
  another, and have
  <rizerz> them both looking for work in two weeks.'
  <rizerz> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are
  way behind.  We
  <rizerz> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in
  the White House, and
  <rizerz> now half the country is looking for work.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911987
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560682
text:
  <AlmanzoW> Oh please.  Being in a car with Zot is like being
  strapped to your best friend's dad while he gets hard looking
  at Playboy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911988
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560751
text:
  <comwalk> Remember, here in the U.S.A, we have reached a new
  age.
  <comwalk> NOBODY is responsible for their own actions.
  <comwalk> Remember that.
  <comwalk> Holy shit! I killed somebody! Bob made me do it!
  <comwalk> Bob: Joe made me do it!
  <comwalk> Joe: I blame the media!
  <comwalk> Media: Videogames.
  <comwalk> Videogames: Personal responsibility?
  <comwalk> Personal Responsibility: <AFK>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911988
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560853
text:
  Brucha: I've heard a Kirk/Spock/Scotty slash done similarily.
  It haunts my nightmares, I don't need a wrestling equivalent
  added.  :)  "The Vulcan emotion is strong and powerful...I, I
  can't contain it all..."  "You get that thing away from him!"
  Jim Smith: So, Kirk and Spock had an orgy and didn't invite
  Bones?  I mean, who's gonna give you more gay sex
  satisfaction?  A Scotsman?  Or a guy named "Bones"?
  Brucha: Something like that...  Scotty stumbles upon them,
  tries to break it up, and then falls to the passion...
  Jim Smith: He's such a slut...
  TangleToy: *wipes off screen*  I swear.  Why I bother trying
  to drink anything while in here is beyond me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560908
text:
  <destroyer> What does FUBU stand for
  <Furious> dunno.. for us by us ?!
  <destroyer> Nope!
  <furious> Then what does it stand for
  <destroyer> Farmers Used to Buy Us
  <Juggalo> No it Means Farmers Used to Beat Us
  <Furious> Rofl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.560950
text:
  (Stunty): heh my gf gave me head yesterday while i was on irc
  typing
  (dvast8): fun
  (Stunty): she didnt find it funny when i started laughing at
  something i did on irc
  (DownKaos): and they say there are only 10 ways you know your
  an irc addict


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561039
text:
  r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE
  components
  e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from?
  e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh
  e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it
  again, and laugh some more


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911990
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561142
text:
  <DevilsArms> I hate the saying "Their are plenty more fish in
  the sea".
  <DevilsArms> As soon as you get your tackle out in public you
  get arrested.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911991
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561292
text:
  <NW>: The NHL has the Stanley Cup, the MLB has the World
  Series, and the NFL has the Super Bowl.
  <NW> I'm not sure what the NBA has...
  **Reno sips vodkety.
  <[Drum]>: The Championship.
  <Ran[afk]>: The Rape Accusation Trial.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911991
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561347
text:
  <  NewsFlash  > Raw Sewage Spills Into Miami Bay
  <zipperface> OoO let's go for a swim!
  <zipperface> Might become super heroes.
  <CremePuff> right. i call dibs on the Fantastic Condom Man


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911992
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561489
text:
  *** Jei-Dijitaru has quit IRC (Do we really need warnings that
  the lead in paint will kill you? Keep in mind that these
  people have already made a conscious decision to CONSUME
  PAINT.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911992
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561544
text:
  <Mk> i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood
  warnings in my email :\
  <denium> thats why we have #floodhelp
  <Mk> nono
  <Mk> like
  <Mk> weather
  <denium> oh
  <denium> that outside thing?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911992
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561597
text:
  <Animix> WHO THE HELL HAS 18 CHILDREN
  <Animix> 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A
  CLOWN CAR'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911993
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561693
text:
  <Beerman> I demand random linkage! link me to strange things,
  and entertain me
  <tate> http://www.goatse.cx/
  <ecs> i was just gunna say that...
  <Beerman> my word, whats wrong with that mans bottom?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911993
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561759
text:
  <sneak> what is a good keto alternative to chips
  <sneak> like kfc but from chicken shops not kfc
  <S3tanta> I mean
  <S3tanta> if you buy a breast of chicken
  <S3tanta> and you fry that
  <S3tanta> that's keto
  <sneak> thats not fried chicken
  <sneak> thats just chicken
  <sneak> fried
  <S3tanta> that's literally what fried chicken is
  <S3tanta> chicken that is fried


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911993
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561812
text:
  <Spacey> though if I set my display variable and run an x app
  it'll display without a real window
  <Spacey> heh
  <sente> oh you meant x11
  <sente> i thought you meant mdma :
  <sente> hooray for x!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561907
text:
  mysteryparabola3 : at work today, my boss and another guy were
  talking about their status on the computer
  mysteryparabola3 : and my boss say "oh crap, i'm Amber"  and
  the other guy says "yeah, i used to be Amber"
  mysteryparabola3 : and i said "yeah, before the operation"
  mysteryparabola3 : he just stared at me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.561955
text:
  <xolotl> I remember avoiding soccer practices because instead
  of focusing on the ball I'd focus on the boys' thighs.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562005
text:
  * araignee doesn't care for DiCaprio.  He's not to her taste.
  Rapunzel452: He used to be able to act.  Then he decided he
  didn't need to anymore.  I have little respect for an actor
  who lets himself get upstaged by a ship.
  hetros: I believe his enormous head, while an religious object
  in New Guinea, scares some folk.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911995
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562065
text:
  <^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
  <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
  <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an
  american?
  <^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
  <^_^Sasha^_^> He
  <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
  <^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
  <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get
  mad
  No such nick/channel
  Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911995
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562123
text:
  (long conversation about a problem goes here)
  <Yttak> So, what you want me to do now ? It still doesnt work
  !!!
  <TheMTZ> ok - i got the ultimate solution for you now - it
  will solve it 100 pct.
  <Yttak> Cool, tell me !
  <TheMTZ> Unplug all the cords, put the PC back into the box
  and bring it back to where you bought it.
  <Yttak> You mean its broken ? What should i tell them when
  they ask ?
  <TheMTZ> Tell them you are too god damn stupid to own a
  computer and get the money back.
  * Quits: Yttak (Yttak@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911995
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562166
text:
  Mike G4 007: return [[HotChick alloc] initWithCupSize:C];
  dorkremi: :-|
  dorkremi: if ([girl wantSex] != YES) [self setLocation:JAIL];
  Mike G4 007: undefied reference: JAIL
  dorkremi: typedef enum { HOME, JAIL, UP_YOUR_ASS } places;
  dorkremi: There.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911996
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562214
text:
  <Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass
  fingered
  <Balli> look at his face
  <jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911996
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562357
text:
  <tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls
  any bigger
  <tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562410
text:
  <magicp2p> but the US people see an egg form as a ball, so
  don't say it is an egg, it is football
  <icebox766> It's a more aerodynamic ball.
  <Neobenedict> more aerodynamic, yet people run with it in
  their hands for half the game. what a waste


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562451
text:
  [Belisaurus] you never know what your going to get like , A
  sexy wooomaaan or a boated guy with a deformed willy and a
  buckshot round in whats left of his head
  [Belisaurus] its like playing russian rullette with your
  erection


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562505
text:
  <prof_barney> hey ryan, whats up dude?
  <necrophiliac> nuthin
  <sw33t_girl> you guys know eachother?
  <necrophiliac> yeah he's my sister
  <prof_barney> no we dont know eachother we just fuck...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911998
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562615
text:
  madxxx> heh i know Digi spits rather then swallows ;P
  <LordCrey> :)
  <Digi> i prefer 2 play with it and dribble it all over then
  make u kiss me
  <Gh0stFac3> that's when i zip my pants up and leave
  <Gh0stFac3> ;)
  <madxxx> hey one told me her mouth is not suppose to be filled
  with a few million little fish ;P
  <Gh0stFac3> haha
  <Gh0stFac3> i tell her she spits my kids out she'll be
  spitting teeth out with them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911998
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562664
text:
  <@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job
  <@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911998
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562709
text:
  * Nordling 's sexual history changes constantly, depending on
  how much alcohol is imbibed. One drink: yeah, I fucked four
  girls at once! Three drinks: Hot sex with a model. 7 drinks:
  Fucked a fat chick. 11 drinks: pathetically masturbated to the
  chicks in HOT ROD magazine. 15+ drinks: replace said magazine
  with CAT FANCY.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911999
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562759
text:
  <TittySmasher> Do you think if you were having sex with a
  chick, and had a condom on and lightning struck you, the
  condom would melt and the chick would shit/piss melted
  plastic?
  <rTenshi> uhh, you'd die man.
  <TittySmasher> ... oh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911999
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562806
text:
  <Spengler> this type of wankery upsets me.
  <closque> as opposed to the other kind, which has quite the
  opposite effect


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.911999
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562864
text:
  <bluefox> ok
  <bluefox> so someone I was talking to online
  <bluefox> wants to suck my dick
  <bluefox> Yesterday, they bought an apartment here in
  baltimore
  <bluefox> and moved here
  <bluefox> This is 98% creepy and 2% sexy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912000
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562914
text:
  <%makat> Marcel Marceau dead.
  <%makat> After all those years miming it, he's now genuinely
  trapped in a small box.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912000
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.562976
text:
  <Weng> *eat much food*
  <Weng> Yes, that's right #athlon
  <Weng> I'm eating thanksgiving dinner with you instead of the
  evil, cocksucking baby-booming, crack whoring family that I am
  proud to call my own
  <Weng> Not to mention being both fag-bashers and flaming
  anti-war liberals
  <Weng> And I'm sure you all know why I'm against fag-bashing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912001
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563036
text:
  <Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin?
  <Alexander> Human EXISTANCE
  <Spooky> Righto...only that?
  <Spooky> I accepted their powerful funk of stupid long
  ago...only not really.
  <Spooky> I can't go to a mall when it's busy or I start
  shaking.
  <Spooky> Shaking (read: Killing)
  <Alexander> yeah I know that shaking/maiming feeling


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912002
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563084
text:
  <%NuttO> Yeah, kids are stupid. I open up the back of my van
  and say, "Hey, kid, want to see something cool?" and they
  always fall for it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912002
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563134
text:
  <redbud> so i was sitting there listening to some ska with
  your girlfriend
  <redbud> then all of a sudden she started making sexual
  advances towards me
  <Micah> wait a second
  <Micah> nobody listens to ska


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912002
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563183
text:
  <netwerk> who the fuck are you and what do you want
  <mahone> ý want met you speak bat ý from en turkey
  <mahone> end ý can t gut speak en englesh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912002
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563239
text:
  <Griffin> my dicks not that long
  <Griffin> eyeglasses should do
  <pagan> so you cant see your cock with the nakid eye?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563285
text:
  George: i had like 10 useless programs running
  George: secretly
  George: was slowing my comp down
  Shinobu: I should check mine..
  Shinobu: well.. msn's running
  Shinobu: does that count?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563363
text:
  <Surge> so if I say http:// I get kicked?
  <Hodge> no
  <Hodge> only if you join the channel and the first thign you
  say within a set time limit of joinig is an url
  <Hodge> so when people join a channel and go
  <Hodge>  www.hotsexyfatwomenwithdildosupthereasses.com GOOD
  FUCKING PRON EYAH CLICK CLICK
  <Hodge> i ban them
  <Hodge> automatically
  <Hodge> I advise nobody clicks that btw
  <Hodge> _just in case_
  <Insane^> I hope to god that doesn't exits.
  <Insane^> exist*
  <Berger> It doesn't.
  <Hodge> >_<
  <Berger> =P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563410
text:
  <Snoody> I am wearing a sports bra. It makes my boobs look all
  flat and weird.
  <tanjo> as opposed to ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912004
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563543
text:
  <dragondyne> doritos are just as good though
  <dragondyne> but the residue on your hands SUCKS ASS
  <Mog116> yeah
  <dragondyne> you need gloves to eat them
  <AvaLance204> Yes doritos mess up your hands
  <shadow> I don't mind the residue
  <Mog116> dorito residue sucks
  dragondyne> they should come with a pair of latex gloves
  <dragondyne> they would sell more
  <shadow> I usually eat chips when I'm not using my hands
  <shadow> er
  <AvaLance204> :o
  <shadow> you know what I mean
  <AvaLance204> lofl
  <dragondyne> wtf
  <shadow> when I'm not using my hands for anything else
  <Mog116> what
  <shadow> ah crap
  <shadow> screw it
  <dragondyne> do you stick your head in the bag and rotate or
  something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912004
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563594
text:
  Rachel: I'm board.
  Jeff: I'm chalk, we should get together.
  Rachel: BOARD! Like I don't have anything to do, not BORD,
  like a chalkbord. Learn to spellcheck.
  Jeff: Oh god I hope you don't breed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912005
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563697
text:
  <randomguy99> What's a guy (like me) got to do to get +h or
  higher around here?
  <PPN[fp]> send cash
  <PPN[fp]> :D
  <randomguy99> Can't I just sleep with someone?
  <PPN[fp]> all the ops are male
  * randomguy99 is now known as randomchick99
  <randomchick99> not a problem


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912005
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563739
text:
  LiQuIDsCyThE1: Like the Mallard Duck and Peacock, the wigger
  male will go to great lengths to secure a mate. This young
  wigger, for instance, has donned a vibrant all pink outfit to
  ensure success during the mating season. In this case, the
  flamboyant color scheme serves the dual purpose of both
  helping him get noticed by females in heat and distracting
  other males who will be too busy beating his ass to steal any
  of his mates. A borderline suicidal strategy, but successful
  nonetheless.
  ElPikachupacabra: who the hell are you, and what the hell was
  that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912005
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563789
text:
  <MXi>My family never let me feed the dog under the table
  <MXi>So one day, I made everyone dog food for dinner
  <MXi>I swear you might as well have stapled a sign saying
  "Hypocrite" to their heads.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912006
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.563870
text:
  <+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night
  <@Kodiake> wtf
  <@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl
  <+Erik> lol no dont ask
  <+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator
  <+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc
  <+Erik> and we were making fun of him
  <@Kodiake> ROFLMAO
  <+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad
  <+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs."
  <@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA
  <+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures"
  <+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED"
  <+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU"
  <+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912006
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564003
text:
  <Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first
  job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564061
text:
  <+llama> just sold some vibrating panties
  <+llama> $50 panties
  <barryh> did you wear them 1st?
  <+llama> naw
  <+llama> they are like a cheap hotel, no ballroom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564106
text:
  (maddox@) I just thought of a joke, I don't know if someone
  has already made this up, but here it goes: What actor would
  Christopher Reeve be if he could trade places with anyone?
  Christopher Walken


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564155
text:
  obscurityusa: i showed my roomate ftw.generation
  obscurityusa: he's... he's not talking to me anymore....
  obscurityusa: like first random he gets is the hulk getting
  butt raped by capt. america


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564199
text:
  <DeathPool> You know that internet culture has reached its
  peak when the first comment on a news post about an ape that
  walks upright is: HILARY DUFF APE SEX!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912008
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564248
text:
  <`-X-> how i can disconnect without the usual commands? (/
  quit, /disconnect /exit etc )?
  <`-X-> help me pls
  <@Splodgey> /msg <insert name of ircop here> you suck cock


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912008
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564294
text:
  <conio> 99% of all americans SUCK
  <poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the
  remaining 1% that blows?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912008
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564342
text:
  <Max2645> Now my kid is all pissed off, and she won't even let
  me talk to her, see her, or even touch her.
  <Piggah> yes, sometimes you have to feed them candy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912009
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564477
text:
  <Locke> I went on an exciting box and pie adventure.   <Locke>
  It wasn't nearly as sexual as it sounds.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912009
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564567
text:
  <SharpShooter>  else if( $A['type'] ']']']']']== ']']']']']==
  ']']']']==']']']==']']==']=='poll' )  <--- anything wrong with
  that line?
  <@Gordon> Ya, I get kinda dizzy when I try to read it
  <@Working> what the fuck.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912010
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564617
text:
  <w|zzy> had to help sister in the shower
  <w|zzy> fuck
  <w|zzy> as in she couldn't get it hot enouguh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912010
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564724
text:
  ElectromagneticPhantom> there's like this monster, stooping
  over a dead body, it looks up at the camera, and as it moves,
  the heavy skin shifts and folds over itself in places and IT
  LOOKS FRELLING *REAL*
  Lyme> Okay, PHant, I read that sentence, and thought you were
  talking about dick.
  ElectromagneticPhantom> yeah
  Lyme> I reread it like, 3 times, and I still think you're
  talking about dick.
  Lyme> Are you talking about dick?
  ElectromagneticPhantom> but this monster has no eyes, I think.
  and four legs
  ElectromagneticPhantom> and claws and stuf
  Lyme> Four-legged dickmonster
  ElectromagneticPhantom> and nasty teeth
  ElectromagneticPhantom> and it eats people
  CommandantCleavage> four-legged dick monster? You mean men?
  Lyme> four-legged clawed cannibalistic dickmonster
  ElectromagneticPhantom> it is NOT a dickmonster!
  Lyme> It only eats other dick.
  ElectromagneticPhantom> STOP IIIIIIIT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912010
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564786
text:
  <end|Anthroborg> those are the risks people take to enjoy
  quality porn
  <Saevus> neg, quality porn sites dont do that
  <Saevus> if you pay
  <end|Anthroborg> pay
  <end|Anthroborg> rofl
  <Saevus> exactly
  <end|Anthroborg> it only takes the main page to get off on
  <Saevus> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912011
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564830
text:
  Kraigen: Since the creation of the Internet, the Earth's
  rotation has been fueled, primarily, by the collective
  spinning of English teachers in their graves.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912011
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564917
text:
  <Disciple> Oh man, I was listening to music today, and I
  looked up, and all the kids were like ":O" and staring at the
  teacher, so I took off my music to see what was going on...
  <Disciple> So I took off the headphones
  <Disciple> And The teacher was screaming
  <Disciple> "PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH! PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH!"
  <Disciple> "GIVE IT TO HIM NOW! GIVE IT TO HIM NOW!"
  <[Striker]> O_o
  <Elyssa> Oo;
  <K-S> :O
  <Ness|Scripting> :O
  <Velcant> ...o_O
  <Disciple> And so I was like "What the hell's going on?"
  <Disciple> And I looked over
  <Disciple> and she was screaming on the phone.
  <Disciple> And I just started cracking up
  <Disciple> But then I found out that it was really sad and it
  was her son dying and someone had to give him his injection :(
  <Disciple> But before I heard that, it was the funniest thing
  ever.
  <[Striker]> ...well, damn,
  <Disciple> (He is safe now)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912011
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.564966
text:
  <Az_Eating_lunch> We had to carry our IP packets up hill
  ourselves
  <Az_Eating_lunch> I tell ya, when you are carrying your own
  packets, collisions suck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912012
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565061
text:
  <Beer^Me> hey guys
  <Beer^Me> i need to print stuff from phothsop and it has a lot
  of White
  <Beer^Me> is their a way to NOT print the white?
  <Beer^Me> caue the paper is white


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912012
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565111
text:
  <MY2K> can you hear me? :P
  <TheDingo> no
  * MY2K has left #8-bit.theater
  * MY2K has joined #8-bit.theater
  <TheDingo> still can't hear you
  * MY2K has left #8-bit.theater


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912012
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565162
text:
  <garyttu> Dude you are not going to believe this... I played
  golf with my dad today and put my cell phone in my golf
  bag....well I started to play like ass and took a nine iron to
  the side of my bag....OOPS!!!!!
  <banshee> Do i need to explain what a dumb ass you are???
  LOLOLOL
  <garyttu> yeah- it was so funny but at the same time I am sooo
  pissed at myself
  <banshee> That is one of those things... where after you do
  it... you just know... that it was fate telling you to stop
  acting like a jack ass...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912013
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565213
text:
  <HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)
  <HrdwrBoB_> but hten
  <HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo
  <HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!
  <Fryboy> quantum poo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912013
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565271
text:
  <@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting.
  >:(
  <SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle
  <SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once
  <@Breathe> ...
  <SirPrux> man did it hurt
  <@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber?
  <huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a
  cucumber


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912013
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565322
text:
  <Rostam> 1 in 4 girls has problems with incest at home
  <Rostam> that sickened me
  <Shrap|Wal> the others 3 are fine with it ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912014
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565367
text:
  Soca: God damn fucking neighbors and their dog need to die
  Soca: I just tore up my front lawn with my truck trying to
  piss them off.  I hope it worked.
  drnick: you tore up your own lawn trying to piss of the
  neighbours
  drnick: hmm wheres the logic in that
  Soca: Well, I made a lot of noise in the process
  Deltan: Yea the joke's really on them with that one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912015
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565553
text:
  <demit> oh my confidence in pac bell hosting is SO high..
  quote from support
  guy about the pop server disconnecting ONE of 32 users here
  'well sir your
  tcip session is your internet connection, it has nothing to
  do with our
  servers'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912015
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565601
text:
  <DisposableHero> is semen conductive?
  <Iceman> DisposableHero: yes
  <DisposableHero> (Iceman): fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565690
text:
  <pakman> opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they
  all stink
  <goatasaur> but they're fun to poke at


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565795
text:
  <PasteyGamer> So, what class of character would you like to
  be?
  <Malt_Liqa> Possibly a theif.
  <PasteyGamer> Um, alright. There are many forms of that class
  like, rogue, assassin...
  <Malt_Liqa> I'll be an assassin!
  <PasteyGamer> Are you sure, there are some downsides.
  <Malt_Liqa> Are you fucking kidding?! It has ass in it! TWICE!
  <PasteyGamer> Why the fuck haven't I killed you yet?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565849
text:
  <JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your
  cock? You fag.
  <Zoglog> what can I say
  <Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers
  <JFelix> Okay, you have a point.
  <Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912017
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.565926
text:
  <BloodNose> I'm actually going out for the weekend ... *gasp*
  <BloodNose> to spend a night ...
  <Blender13> woah
  <BloodNose> at a girls house *bigger gasp*
  <cryptonix> his aunts
  <BloodNose> lol
  <Blender13> lol
  <BloodNose> and like, I've never even met this girl before
  <Blender13> obviously his aunt
  <cryptonix> great aunt
  <Blender13> ah
  <BloodNose> apparently she's really fit and been offered a
  modeling job
  <cryptonix> hot great aunt
  <Blender13> and why the hell are you going there?
  <BloodNose> ok, brb ... I need to phone my uncle to see if
  it's alright with my aunt still


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912017
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566023
text:
  <jre> God is a racist.  Look in the old testament and you'll
  find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others.
  <JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews
  as His chosen people?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912017
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566069
text:
  * Q-ball shoots SpoonRanger in the head with a 9 millimeter.
  MrCoulomb> how can you shoot someone with a length mesurement?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912018
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566208
text:
  <Valas> i think my family left me and went on vaction
  <Valas> nobody has answered the phone for 3 days
  <Fulmanar> lol
  <Valas> and my bro hasnt been home either
  <Valas> this is what they did on thanksgiving
  <Valas> they all went to toronto and didnt tell me
  <Valas> and came back 2 days later
  <Valas> i should leave a suicide note and run away for like a
  month, and come back and tell them "See how it feels you
  stupid fucks"
  <Fulmanar> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912018
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566256
text:
  <Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave
  <MidoriKid> Nope.  I have a four year contract.
  <Oolong> you should get dishonorably discharged.
  <Oolong> that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave
  <Oolong> it's a win-win situation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566304
text:
  <Harkila> i've always wondered what "holy shit" actually is
  <Harkila> my strongest mental image is about the pope taking a
  crap
  <bleak-> a radiant turd with a halo
  <Rancid-> like, xbox?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566375
text:
  <RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies.
  <RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with?
  <RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if
  my policy covers gangland shootouts."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566445
text:
  <Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs
  <Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you
  claim to be. well groomed ect.
  <i luv fluffy> hanna ur  a  sucking  flut


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912020
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566582
text:
  <NG-Buddhist> I found something humorously racist on Friday
  <NG-Buddhist> I was reading a magazine from my English room
  after my exam, about the most influential people of the last
  50 years
  <NG-Buddhist> and various pictures were cut out, but i didnt
  think about it
  <NG-Buddhist> then i got to the back of the book, and someone
  glued in Rosa Park's picture of her sitting there
  <Marcus-> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912020
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566627
text:
  <MadHatter> sushi rulez!
  <Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez!
  <Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566712
text:
  "A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask
  yourself this
  one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by
  this person?"
  - Ronnie Shakes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566755
text:
  <bugg> hrm
  <bugg> $280 million jackpot
  <bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in
  the nation one million dollars


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566798
text:
  <K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies
  bitches from out of state then keeps them in a shed
  <K34R> but i will be one day <3


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912022
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566848
text:
  <Schoonzie> dude
  <Schoonzie> 16
  <ApoIIyon> but like. cmon.. SHE IS SIXTEEN
  <Schoonzie> getting her kit off
  <Schoonzie> unpopular?
  <Schoonzie> i dont think so
  <ApoIIyon> illegal?
  <ApoIIyon> i think so


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912022
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566883
text:
  * taz chills to : [Shonen Knife - Do The Bartman (Simpsons)]
  [3:20] [3.05MB/44KHz/128Kbit]
  * Jumper chills to : [Your MOM and I.DIVX.XXX.AVI] [45:60]
  [560.04MB/44Khz/1024KBit]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912022
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566925
text:
  <intra> I get to drop off kristin's bag... that reminds me, i
  get to smell her clothes tonight before I go to bed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.566966
text:
  <Noztop> eastern european on women accents are better
  <Noztop> plus they'd probably fuck you for a can of coke


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567053
text:
  <Cold_Fyre> back. I had to talk to my sister about sumtin
  <fReAkEr> is she hot?
  <Cold_Fyre> She's 8...
  <Cold_Fyre> O.o
  <fReAkEr> I didnt ask her age...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567093
text:
  * Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel
  * andy slashes Prae's penis off.
  <andy> That takes better vision than you might think.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912024
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567143
text:
  <futard> IS YOUR NAME
  <futard> NICK BECKER?
  <strangury> no.
  <futard> ok good
  <futard> beacuse then you'd be me
  <futard> and that'd be awkward


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912024
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567190
text:
  <Xore> ;_;
  <Xore> dammit
  <Xore> you know you have problems when...
  <Xore> you write really really sexy code
  <Xore> and you belatedly realize
  <Xore> that your code is a whole heap sexier than you are


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912024
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567244
text:
  <MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again
  <MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor
  <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
  *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
  <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
  *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
  <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
  *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
  <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
  *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
  <MadScribe> for the last fucking hour
  <MadScribe> geezus
  <toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912025
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567287
text:
  <adorecm> i just had to type out my proposal for english
  class.
  <whitcomb>  "Dear Gay English teacher:  I will marry you for
  an A.  Sincerely, Eric Metz."
  <adorecm> not a proposal like that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912025
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567337
text:
  *** Starlet is now known as StarBBS
  <Jerub> BBS?
  <Jerub> as in dialup?
  <Jerub> whats the number?
  <Jerub> is it subscription?
  <Jerub> got a large file section?
  <Jerub> is it on fidonet?
  <StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912026
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567379
text:
  ShortyMcStupid: i was looking at pron on the internet
  ShortyMcStupid: and the comp froze
  ShortyMcStupid: so i just got up and left
  Meneeococoa: hm
  ShortyMcStupid: and came back and put my brother's watch on
  top of the monitor
  Meneeococoa: hahaha
  Meneeococoa: thats funny....
  ShortyMcStupid: and my parents kicked him out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912027
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567416
text:
  [+NekoGirl]: bored evening
  [+NekoGirl]: guess ill get the cell phone, stick it on the
  panties and call till the bat runs out ..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912027
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567502
text:
  <BlazinIndo> you can call me mentally retarded, but i feel
  good right about now
  <Ludwig> thats cus you're too stupid to know you're mentally
  retarded
  <Ludwig> its a catch 22
  <BlazinIndo> i dont see what your getting at....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912027
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567542
text:
  <obm>If they make a Nano Iphone, I may be interested.
  <obm>oh, or an iphone shuffle, no screen and it phones random
  people


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912028
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567638
text:
  <Dalener> My common thread would be a needle and some string.
  <Lady_Sharlintier> damn this dog is skin hanging on a frame
  <Porco-Russo> my common thread would be a Single white rose!
  muahahaha
  <Porco-Russo> well.. with steel stems
  <Porco-Russo> Jammed thorugh thier heads
  <Duloth> Why steel stems?
  <Duloth> WHy not just a dozen white roses stabbed through the
  right eye socket of each victim?
  <Porco-Russo> rose stems aren't strong enough
  <Lady_Sharlintier> See I knew there were things I liked about
  you Jack J/K
  <Dalener> Why not a John Tesh cd?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912028
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567678
text:
  <slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand
  begins to FUCKING hurt, but you keep on going because you're
  enjoying yourself too much.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912029
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567844
text:
  <Zybl0re> get up
  <Zybl0re> get on up
  <Zybl0re> get up
  <Zybl0re> get on up
  <phxl|paper> and DANCE
  * nmp3bot dances :D-<
  * nmp3bot dances :D|-<
  * nmp3bot dances :D/-<
  <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after
  i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face
  over the internet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567906
text:
  <EdiblePig> hey i got a story for y'all.
  <EdiblePig> At a forum I moderate, i'll keep it nameless to
  protect the stupid.
  <EdiblePig> this freak posts, "I think the Harry Potter chick
  is hot, am I sick?" and, I give this guy a chance right? Fuck
  me for doing so.
  <EdiblePig> i thought he thought she was pretty or sometjhign.
  <EdiblePig> everyone replies, 'you are sick'
  <EdiblePig> then, out of the blue, this guy says, "I want to
  have hot steming sex with her." I shut the fucking post down
  in a flash.
  <EdiblePig> but i went and watched the chamber of secrets
  today, and the harry potter chick IS prretty.
  *EdiblePig takes a sip of bourbon
  <EdiblePig> fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.567951
text:
  <tfg> fuck
  <tfg> I need my copy of photoshop
  <tfg> Cant find the fucking cd :/
  <tfg> This chick who lives not far from me want a picture
  <tfg> And I need to take the swastica off my forehead


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568000
text:
  <Speedlock> i like to think of sara as my sister
  <Graeme> i like to think of sara riding my cock like a sex
  starved nymphette
  <Speedlock> actually, i like to think of sara as a kissing
  cousin
  <Speedlock> or perhaps a sexy auntie
  <martin> you'll end up thinking of her as someone you cant go
  within 200 yards of at this rate :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568062
text:
  <SnowSpectre> good lord... I search for "dos 5" on winmx and
  this turns up
  <Bullet> ?
  <SnowSpectre> 5 young student girls fucked by 2 gym teachers
  (Lolita Teen Preteen Porn Rape Sex Nude) QWER(1).mpg
  <Bullet> Lovely. lol
  <SnowSpectre> and two more ~1GB porn movies
  <Bullet> damn.
  <SnowSpectre> and they're all chicks. come on, if you're going
  to return porn when I search for old versions of dos, at least
  tailor it to my needs
  <Tobisaurus> umm...
  <SnowSpectre> something like "hunky british sys admin flames
  stupid newbies"
  <Bullet> lol
  * Tobisaurus smirks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912031
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568105
text:
  <@minion> i think abortion is a time travelling alien's plot
  to stop us from advancing
  <@NrK> no
  <@NrK> conservitives are


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912031
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568151
text:
  <mannie77> Hi
  <Sexygirl89> hi
  <mannie77> m/f?
  <Sexygirl89> FFS, what would you think?!
  <mannie77> oh right
  <Sexygirl89> No girl would be stupid enough to use a nick like
  this!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912031
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568186
text:
  [LoTek] my girl bleeds a lot.
  [LoTek] like, for 5 or 6 days
  [LoTek] that cant be normal.
  [Dissembler] wow, you should take her to the vet.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912032
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568233
text:
  <Rambozo> Based on claims of racial stereotypes, they've
  reworked Jar-Jar into a less offensive character.........
  <Rambozo> Jemima Binks! "Oh lawdy lawdy, Jedi massuhs! Dem
  clones, dey be a'comin'!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912032
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568288
text:
  * The_Cat plays 'Godsmack - Voodoo'
  <T-112> playing: Daft Punk & Stardust - Music Sounds Better
  with You.mp3  128kbps 6.77min
  <T-112> randomly..
  * %Storm plays: Look I'm fucking special cause I'm telling
  everyone what shitty music I'm listening to by The No one
  gives a fucks
  <Gnome> Good song.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912032
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568344
text:
  <CyberMind> ive been programming and using computers since my
  old days in the womb.
  <CyberMind> umbilical ethernet
  <SR71Goku> how fast do you get on it?
  <SR71Goku> I'd imagine at least 1gigabit/s
  <CyberMind> actually quite slow.
  <CyberMind> network was flooded with protein and nutrient
  packets.
  <SR71Goku> LOL...
  <SR71Goku> "Daddy once DoSed my connection..."
  <CyberMind> ok im ending it right there.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912032
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568384
text:
  <shantanu> I cannot log to my remote machine as root using
  telnet
  <shantanu> how do I disable that?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568419
text:
  @Vader  Ne[r]d, is there a place on the comp where you can
  identify what kind of soundcard you have?
  @Vader  I just shocked the shit out of myself [again]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568454
text:
  [@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be
  when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole
  [@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568489
text:
  (energize) wanna blow me?
  (Wickey) wanna earn my trust back??
  (energize) can i do both at the same time?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568527
text:
  <ian__> I feel like an idiot sitting here with my face 5" away
  from the monitor with my eyes crossed trying to see a picture
  of a mans asshole hidden in a jpeg.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568585
text:
  <Reeve> Every freaking time I ask for a Big Kid's Meal at this
  one Burger King they give me a Kid's Meal
  <Reeve> WHERE'S THE BIG YOU COCKSUCKERS?!
  <Elmina> The big is in your pants.
  <Reeve> Damn right it is
  <Reeve> But I'd appreciate it if it could also be in my burger
  once in a while
  <Elmina> Reevey wants to have sex with burgers! :>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568633
text:
  <Decoy-> hey, the funniest thing happend in 5th period today
  <Decoy-> some chick was giving a guy a hand job
  <Decoy-> the whole class knew it, they thought they were
  sneaky ;)
  <Decoy-> I was so close to saying "Hey, im next right?"
  <Threeboy> sloppy seconds.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568687
text:
  <ShyAway> so, if you asked for mint, I wouldn't not give it to
  you because you like chocolate
  <ShyAway> so, in conclusion, men are chocolate, girls are mint
  <ShyAway> and, flat likes men
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  <MonaLeilani> flat: set mode +I
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  <flatface> Never
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  <flatface> This is much more fun


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912035
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568732
text:
  nonickprovided: do you at least have a pic?
  p_mimi_123456789: i dont have even my scanner.. my mom promise
  me to buy a cam this x-mas...
  nonickprovided: well then I can even imagine what your doing
  in my head
  nonickprovided: I don't even know whgat you look like
  p_mimi_123456789: im look like nicole kidman...
  nonickprovided: yeah well that just blew your cover as a gay
  guy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912035
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568775
text:
  <Taris> also, this I must share.  It comes right out of my
  physics text book
  * Ssithl prepares for brainmelt.
  <Taris> A hockey puck, mass 0.115kg, moving at 35 m/s, strikes
  an octopus thrown onto the ice by a fan.  The octopus has a
  mass of 0.265 kg.  The puck and octopus slide off together.
  Find the velocity.
  <Taris> yeah, this is one that the authors put in for those
  students that stay up late trying to do these


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912035
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568819
text:
  <Mutation> wow, only 260 quotes pending on bash...
  <Mutation> i think its a sign of the end times...
  <Mutation> when it hit's zero jesus returns to us in the form
  of a nigger joke


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568913
text:
  <Elfer> I remember tangie complained about only getting a $30
  GC game for EASTER
  <Elfer> bitch
  <Elfer> Know what I got for easter?
  <Elfer> nothing
  <Elfer> not even chocolate or anything
  <Elfer> Well, at least I didn't get crucified
  <Elfer> unlike some suckers at easter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.568964
text:
  <Nailbomb> ugggh, I swear I'm gonna be seeing pixels for the
  next week, can't wait to hit the beach tomorrow
  <Demigoat> yeah
  <Demigoat> so you can look at the sand
  <Demigoat> and go
  <Demigoat> "hmm, those look like pixels"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569004
text:
  <Ten> My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to
  scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell
  them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912037
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569046
text:
  <funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
  <Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back
  of a burro?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912037
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569122
text:
  TX Luder : dude, i made "still fly" my ringtone, i am now
  officially the coolest person
  BeHeMoTh101 : reality check
  BeHeMoTh101 : what color are you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912038
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569257
text:
  <herk> wait'll i put out my hip hop album
  <chrissyb0> i can see it now
  <chrissyb0> "Im herschel i get all the bitches i want, i can
  make a
  webpage with any font


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912038
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569341
text:
  <freud> once i found a gummybear in my computer
  <freud> opened it to change graphic card and BANG an evil red
  gummybear
  <Lars2> how did a gummy bear end up in there?
  <freud> no clue
  <Deto> gummy bears will do anything to avoid getting eaten


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912039
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569380
text:
  <Jenny The Xenomorph> I found a good example of why i dont
  talk to my parents much though. My mum found a picture of the
  sun my dad took a while back during the eclipse. had a large
  dark spot on it, which they were trying to work out what it
  was.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912040
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569537
text:
  <cactoid> pr0n is critical internet infrastructure
  <cactoid> if pron wasn't flowing freely, ISPs wouldn't need to
  upgrade their gear and networking vendors would go out of
  business


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912040
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569650
text:
  <zamros> haha yeah being a plumber would be fucking awesome
  actually
  <zamros> like if i had my own fuckin' company
  <zamros> with a van and shit
  <zamros> like i'd go in to a plumbing business with a friend
  <zamros> cuz like when you got two motherfuckers putting the
  time and money in
  <zamros> you can buy a van
  <zamros> you can buy fuckin tools
  <zamros> you can buy advertising and shit
  <zamros> haha i'd have the funniest fucking public access
  commercials for my plumbing business
  <zamros> like some dude would be taking a shit
  <zamros> and he'd jiggle the handle
  <zamros> and he'd be like ".....FUCK!"
  <zamros> then he falls over on the toilet and grabs the phone
  <zamros> and calls me
  <zamros> and he's like "HELLPP!!!"
  <zamros> then i bust through the fucking wall
  <zamros> and fucking beat the shit out of a big monster in the
  toilet1
  <zamros> with a plunger
  <zamros> and the dude is laying in his own shit on the floor
  <zamros> with the phone in his hand
  <zamros> and after i won the fight he'd be like "THANK YOU
  ZAMROS INC"
  <zamros> and he'd hug me and i'd get shit all over me
  <zamros> and i'd be like "ALL IN A DAY'S WORK"
  <zamros> and then bust through the other wall


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912041
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569736
text:
  <@generated> i wish i was dead
  <@mehh_> generated: why? :(
  <@mehh_> actually i really need to go...tell me some other
  time :)
  <@mehh_> bbl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912041
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569788
text:
  <Makaveli> let's change girlfriend to boyfriend
  <Makaveli> then the statement is true
  * SoulVoid whispers to Paralysis: Mak loves the cock
  <Makaveli> wtf
  * Paralysis nods sagely
  <Paralysis> mak, I have a proposition for you
  <Makaveli> fuck you both
  <Paralysis> oh, in that case, you already answered!
  * Paralysis is away (mak :D).


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912041
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569834
text:
  <atrus> i worked on a project once where somebody named
  variables defined in various places explicity so on one line
  of code, it showed up as:
  <atrus> function_name($all, $urBase, $rBelong, $toUs);
  <atrus> closest i've ever come to manslaughter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912042
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569890
text:
  <Moo|TH> hi tyr
  <Tyrion> hey Mooooooooooooooooo
  <Tyrion> did I miss anything since you came online today?
  <Moo|TH> erm
  <Moo|TH> well
  <Moo|TH> it turns out im really a woman
  <Moo|TH> Deg is after my ass...again
  <Moo|TH> and Damia is deeply in love with me
  <Tyrion> so you've been daydreaming a lot?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912042
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.569942
text:
  <renegadellf> My anus is being saved for marriage.
  <renegadellf> ......DAMNIT XD
  <renegadellf> I mean, you know.
  <renegadellf> After the wife gets tired of
  the......youknowwhatnevermind
  <Torture> hhmmm
  <Torture> Do I smell... 'nasty games'? XD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912042
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570078
text:
  Marnen: you'd think he'd take a second to check spelling,
  though
  Brodie: Mr. Wheaton is a busy man.
  Marnen: They have machines to do that now.
  sol-D: they also have machines that'll breathe for you. how
  cool is that>
  Brodie: He's reminding people in a grocery store that he used
  to be famous.
  Marnen: Besides, Wesley Crusher is too intelligent to make
  spelling mistakes in documents that the whole Federation's
  gonna read...*SLAP*...did I really say that?
  spinn: you did, plus the *SLAP* and the part after it, which
  frankly I'd be more embarrassed about


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912043
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570200
text:
  <Chee|s|e> I can't wait: soon, marijuana will be legal in
  Canada :)
  <Eddf> So you can have a pot garden in your back yard?
  <Chee|s|e> No dude, so I can extend the one in the back to the
  front.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570244
text:
  <Noplex> So Herne, what is your New years resolution?
  <Herne> To stop talking to you?
  <Noplex> You broke that already.
  <Herne> Oops


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570293
text:
  <dr2chase> As I said to someone else, back when the Lite-Brite
  Mooninites panicked the Boston Police, the first rule of
  making a bomb, is to not make it look like a bomb.
  <dr2chase> That's why IEDs get buried, stuffed into dead dogs,
  what have you. Around here, if you wanted to hide a bomb in
  plain sight, you'd stick it in a crumpled Dunkin Donuts bag.
  <anony> Isn't a Dunkin Donuts bag the first place a cop would
  look?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570339
text:
  <robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
  <robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
  <robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
  <NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570386
text:
  too_much_prozak: ooowee girl you sho-nuff is hot stuff..c'mon
  over my house an sit on my face
  eye_doan_know: Where you live big man? I'll think about it.
  too_much_prozak: I'm in san diego..where U?
  eye_doan_know: dont that beat all ...I'm in diego too
  too_much_prozak: ...NO!...yer joshin.....for real?
  eye_doan_know: real deal big guy.......you wanna hook up
  tonite?
  too_much_prozak: sounds like a plan....your place? my place?
  or??
  too_much_prozak: no..wait cant be my place...my g'friend is
  here.
  eye_doan_know: cant be my place either...my boyfriend is
  downstairs.
  too_much_prozak: ...what a co-ink-ee-dink my girlfriend is
  upstairs...........uh-oh-
  too_much_prozak left the room


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912045
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570444
text:
  <Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux
  <D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too
  <D-BOY> fucking it never worked out to well. Those hole in the
  middle of a cd just aren't big enough...
  <CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D
  <D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small
  <D-BOY> flesh stretches
  <D-BOY> plastic doesn't
  <CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912045
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570489
text:
  * nekogirl knits
  * Ryft watches her knit
  <nekogirl> crap!
  <nekogirl> my yarn just ended!
  <Ryft> And you didn't see that coming?
  <nekogirl> no!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912045
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570540
text:
  <rsb> i saw a very disturbing thing this morning
  <wjr> oh?
  <rsb> a dirty bum
  <rsb> he smelled bad even, on the street for awhile
  <wjr> ah yes
  <rsb> he asked me for money
  <rsb> and
  <rsb> he had a solaris 8 shirt on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912046
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570639
text:
  <ColdGhost> i was just sexually harassed by some old grandma
  <ColdGhost> i was walkin into my office and some older woman
  like 60 who works in other office, well she was walkin with me
  and talking and i was like "sorry my voice is bad today,
  really rhaspy and low, not sure why" and shes like "well its
  sexy"
  <posaway> i have 2 words for u
  <posaway> "no teeth"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912046
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570724
text:
  <chrish> I'd like to know what sort of one-eyed crack whores
  do the QA testing at ATI.
  <AGoddess> the kind that like to shove anything in their
  pussy?
  <chrish> porcupines and cacti are available in the lounge


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912047
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570760
text:
  310||slackerr: man, they shut off the water in our building
  310||slackerr: its gonna be off the entire day
  510||joey: that SUCKS@
  310||slackerr: the worst part is that i took a shit before i
  knew it was off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912047
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570799
text:
  <FlypServ> ive only known two eq addicted people, one grew up
  and the other dumped me to work on her character


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912048
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570891
text:
  « Kil88|Savage » i'm gonna have a polo with my name on it :D
  <Bennie> im gonna get some boxers with <dick> on the front
  <Bennie> then im gonna get a sock
  « Squeeb » lol :)
  « Squeeb » ace
  <Bennie> with </dick> on
  <Bennie> :D
  « Squeeb » LMAO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912048
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.570979
text:
  <fro> get dub war vs panacea - strike it.mp3 too, you'd like
  that
  <fro> when I say 'like' I mean it will make you cry
  <fro> and not in a good way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912048
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571023
text:
  <Harri> see, i need some kind of rig where i can just think
  what i want to type
  <pinball_dreams> then we'd get loads of sick man-love talk
  though...and you'd be well and truly caught out once more...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912049
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571068
text:
  <jamesm> is ntpd 4.0.99k23 ok?
  <tm> yeah, giving remote root is now a documented feature
  <sisko> laff
  <jamesm> well, i know the answer now and i'm not telling you
  cunts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912049
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571125
text:
  <tweak> fucking stupid program
  <OmniWyse> at least you know where your problem lies
  <tweak> why can't I just plug my brain into the pc, lightwave
  reads what I want and does it
  <tweak> this is driving me up the fucking wall
  <OmniWyse> cause then MS would find a way to hack your brain
  and copy all the stuff you wouldnt want them to see
  <tweak> nahh I'd have a brainwall
  <tweak> I'd start thinking about tits and beer and they'd get
  bored and leave


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912049
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571207
text:
  <DooMStalK> I was bored, and called 1-800-COW-FUCK once, only
  to find out COW and BOY take up the same numbers on the phone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912050
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571257
text:
  <Silent69> Hey did you take the $5 dollars that was sitting on
  my desk the last time you were here
  <Cactus> Ya, the movie we rented wasnt rewound and they called
  me up saying I had to pay a stupid fee for not rewinding the
  damn thing. And I was on my way back to the video store so I
  might as well had paid it off.
  <Silent69> Oh ok. Just wondering where it went.
  <Cactus> no prob man, gtg, peace.
  ***Cactus has left the conversation***
  <Silent69> peace
  <Silent69> Wait a second,
  <Silent69> WE RENTED A DVD!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912051
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571304
text:
  The_Loser_: Lol. 2 Ads just came on TV. The first one shows a
  cowboy guy telling me how I can find all my holiday gifts for
  everyone at "Tractor Supply." and then at the end he says
  "Hope y'all have a good christmas." and after that, an Ad for
  the flea market came on. - Thank you for the brutal reminder
  that I'm in a Southern State. *puke*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912052
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571359
text:
  <SiNN3R> %%  %%%%%%
  <SiNN3R> %%  %%
  <SiNN3R> %%%%%%%%%%
  <SiNN3R>     %%  %%
  <SiNN3R> %%%%%%  %%
  <Triffix> heh, that's nice.
  <noss> how cute.
  <noss> now my mind is all converted and i feel that jews
  should gassed to death.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912052
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571411
text:
  <Nergy> How much do movies cost these days?
  <Meatwad> matine's cost 5.50 or so
  <Nergy> w00t! I have that!
  <Nergy> in fact, its RIGHT in my pants now
  <Meatwad> dollars not inches
  <Nergy> oh my bad.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912052
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571464
text:
  <faR_away-> i won 30 grand
  <faR_away-> so i have some $$$$
  <Toy-MaCHiNE> did u really
  <faR_away-> no i'm just kidding
  <Toy-MaCHiNE> you wouldnt be here if u had 30 grand
  <faR_away-> i know
  <faR_away-> i'd be at mcdonalds


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912052
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571514
text:
  <syrinx53> oz is a weight and a volume
  <Znarl> How can it be both?!?! That's insane.
  <syrinx53> even crazier, it's different if you're measuring
  the volume of a liquid vs. a solid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912053
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571556
text:
  <z8ball> ive been sitting here for 30 mins trying to get ppp
  going in fbsd
  <z8ball> just realised i only have 1 phone line
  <z8ball> and im using it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912053
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571602
text:
  <deloused> haha i love when people start telling you stuff
  like you care when you actually don't and you don't pay
  attention, and then when they finish they ask for your opinion
  /advice and you just say "oh yea i totally agree"
  <XA> oh yeah, i totally agree


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912053
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571643
text:
  * [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF]
  [page:OFF]
  <blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his
  starwars trip
  * [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on
  a starwars trip"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912053
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571686
text:
  <cactoid> you're all gay
  <cactoid> and those of you who are married, everyone knows
  it's a marriage of convenience


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912054
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571777
text:
  <Mikey> So theres this chick at work thats pretty cute
  <Mikey> And she saw me outside having a smoke one time on a
  break
  <Mikey> And she goes "You should give that up"
  <Mikey> That means she cares about my wellbeing and would
  possibly sleep with me right?
  <stevenst> No, it just means she's an opinionated bitch
  <Mikey> :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912054
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571817
text:
  <McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where
  we could connect to a server and chat with each other in
  channels we create?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571857
text:
  <^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family
  members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all
  277 of us will run over a bunch of french people


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571898
text:
  <Normandy> I told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own
  email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she
  thinks I'm gay ;(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571945
text:
  <PovRayMan> Weee
  <PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar
  with them
  <PovRayMan> and drink
  <PovRayMan> and dance
  <PovRayMan> i said no
  <PovRayMan> because star trek is on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.571994
text:
  <Keiichi> the BSOD doesn't mean you win anything
  <PrettzL> It's not like triple sevens :P
  <Keiichi> not even close
  <Keiichi> it's more like the slot machine punches you in the
  face and laughs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912056
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572052
text:
  <@Saturn> how are you?
  < Bronysith> fine, cuddling luna plushie
  < Bronysith> you?
  <@Saturn> friend of mine died
  <@Saturn> and eating pie
  < Bronysith> oh fuck
  <@Unnr> Saturn: *huuuug*
  < Bronysith> Saturn: well im here for you if you need me
  <@Saturn> i appreciate your concern, but the pie's not *that*
  bad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912056
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572102
text:
  Nuclear Veasel: That's on the same island as Pearl Harbor,
  right?
  LiveThLfe: yes, it's all on Kaui (I think that's how you spell
  it)
  LiveThLfe: No wait...
  LiveThLfe: Oahu
  Nuclear Veasel: That's one hell of a different spelling...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912056
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572150
text:
  <Jumper_> for an optimist the glass is half full, for a
  pessimist it is half empty, for an engineer it's twice as big
  as it needs to be
  <Thraddash> for a programmer it has too few interfaces?
  <Jumper_> for a programmer it's a Basic Input Output System
  (BIOS) with a buffer overflow just waiting to happen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912057
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572197
text:
  * The_Epitome [Playing]: [Enya - Only Time] [3:40][3.36MB]
  <Ochre> Enya? My father loves that Enya song at the end of
  LoTR
  <Ochre> but usually by the end of the movie he's drunk as a
  post, so He'll pretty much listen to anything


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912057
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572269
text:
  <gfm> barubary -- ok so you've spent 9 months on this, have
  nothing
  conclusive to show for it, and even if you did manage to
  find
  something, which we'd all bet large sums of money isn't
  going to
  happen, its useless except to a handful of warez kiddiez
  in #psx?
  <gfm> Don't you have anything better to do?
  <Barubary> nope
  <gfm> oh
  <gfm> well, ok then.
  <gfm> good luck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912057
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572297
text:
  <Model_Atheist> I want a fucking girlfriend.
  <CuriousGrugg> None of those non-fucking girlfriends, huh?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912058
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572323
text:
  <SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a
  bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner,
  which was cool
  <hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he
  got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912058
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572380
text:
  <jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though...
  <jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year
  old boy
  <jD> ...
  *** Geothermal has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
  <jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl.
  * Fishbird flips jD over.
  <jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12.
  <jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912059
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572428
text:
  Ssecondstringr85: i love thanksgiving
  TwilightKnight00: me 2
  Ssecondstringr85: when the line between what you should eat
  and what you can eat is blurred


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912059
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572457
text:
  <comet_11> ooh! 33 new emails
  <comet_11> let's see what they are...
  <comet_11> product spam, loan spam, loan spam, survey spam,
  product spam, sex spam, product spam, virus spam, porn spam,
  product spam, product spam, contest spam, loan spam, product
  spam, product spam, loan spam, online payment spam, fake porn
  virus spam, education spam, product spam, fake contact virus
  spam, contest spam, product spam, loan spam, product spam,
  product spam, fake virus cleaner virus spam, fake chick email
  virus spam, product spam, (cont)
  <comet_11> fake update virus spam, fake questionnaire virus
  spam, loan spam
  <comet_11> you know... it's nice to see some variety in my
  emails


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912059
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572485
text:
  <AoENIGma> my mom thought you were a girl when i said your T2
  name was harvey
  <Harvey> your mom is fuckin retarded


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912060
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572513
text:
  <|Robot|Pimpbot> I SWEAR TO GOD I WISH I COULD JUST REACH
  THROUGH THE INTERNET AND KILL PPL SOMETIMES
  <|Robot|Pimpbot> does anyone know if that will be part of
  Internet v2?
  <{RA}SKY-UED3> yeah
  <{RA}SKY-UED3> but youll have to pay a tax on it
  <{RA}SKY-UED3> and stand in a line
  <|Robot|Pimpbot> im willing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912060
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572542
text:
  <DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
  <Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that
  bullshit; it's not good for you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912060
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572567
text:
  <pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
  <cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912060
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572594
text:
  [23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa
  [23:24] *** Topic is 'we get higher than any of you fools....
  ;) | i DO NOT give ops in this chan. end of story.'
  [23:24] *** Set by rags on Fri Jul 05 16:21:59
  [23:24] *** rags sets mode: +o Deth`


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912061
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572665
text:
  <`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure
  removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in
  public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi
  legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal
  points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary
  schools in the state.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912061
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572716
text:
  <Fentom> great, I'm spending my saturday nights on the
  computer looking at pictures of dildos
  <Fentom> trekkies look down on me and call me sad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912062
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572764
text:
  <tate> Male Mantises are killed right after procreating. They
  die having lived a full and happy life.
  <Samus> ok, I'd be a gay mantis
  <Samus> no death for me
  <Samus> i'd be living it up in Miami Beach
  <Samus> going to the gay mantis discos and shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912062
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572792
text:
  <craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are
  pedanic here
  <Crappy> it's pedantic


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912062
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572817
text:
  <OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought,
  that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i
  thought, hmm, nice looking merc


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912063
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572872
text:
  <SonicBlues> man, don't shove vibrators up your ass if your a
  guy man. I was trying to milk my prostate y'know, damnit, I
  guess the vibrator was too much for me.
  <SonicBlues> get this, i slide the dildo up my but, smothered
  with ky jelly yeah? I flip it on, and I start stroking.
  <DrQ> this cant end up well....
  <SonicBlues> now, i'm in front of a TV, about 3.5 meters away
  from me, compensate about .25 meters for the diagonal. But
  man, i start strokng, and maybe 8 minutes later, i get this
  surging pain from my nuts and i shoot the silver bullet all
  the way to the tv man. christ.
  <DrQ> conrgatulations
  <Thrifty> Hahahahah holy shit man
  <SonicBlues> yeah, the problem is, I came onto irc to tell you
  all, my girlfriend stepped in...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912063
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572907
text:
  <Sketchee> Ok.  How does the game connection work?
  <Grandalf> im guessing tcp/ip
  <Grandalf> though it dosen't say anywhere
  <Grandalf> but we both have ipx installed so we can play
  atomic bomberman, so that shoulden't be the problem either
  <Sketchee> Okay, and then when you two try to connect together
  ... ?
  <Grandalf> on the "find game" screen it dosen't find crap.
  <Grandalf> though there are games running
  <Grandalf> and yes, we have the same version
  <Grandalf> it's a mystery ;P
  <Sketchee> Is there any documentation for this game?
  <Grandalf> probably if i bought it ....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912063
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572933
text:
  (nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes,
  then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension
  (nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.572981
text:
  <NiffTuRNaL> its ok BenZor
  <NiffTuRNaL> windows isnt real
  <NiffTuRNaL> its just a fairytale linux users use to scare
  their kids


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573006
text:
  <yuritrue> you can connect over tor i think if you use sasl
  <yuritrue> don't quote me on that though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573034
text:
  <bluechip> so
  <bluechip> apparently my younger sister
  <bluechip> learning to drive
  <bluechip> does not actually look behind her
  <bluechip> when she backs up
  <bluechip> or check any of her mirrors
  <bluechip> so now, instead of having two separate cars
  <bluechip> we have one.. big car


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912065
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573055
text:
  plas: Friendly cats will head-but or head rub and will extend
  this into a full body rub. Cats will also head-butt and
  body-rub their humans. The nose-bump is another friendly
  greeting.
  lemonlimeskull: Even friendlier cats will offer a paw job.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912065
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573079
text:
  <heroofhyr> Japan, China and South Korea team up to plan an
  operating system to rival Microsoft Windows.
  <heroofhyr> man i can't wait to try Rindows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912065
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573107
text:
  <empirebuilder1> i got this burn on my middle finger
  <empirebuilder1> real bad one, like 3rd degree shit
  <empirebuilder1> and it looks kinda nasty from all the dead
  skin flaking off
  <kin101> empirebuilder1: tmi pls
  <empirebuilder1> but now i can flip someone off
  <empirebuilder1> and say "sick burn bro"
  <kin101> why must you do this to me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912065
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573130
text:
  <Redbeard> I declared my undying love to someone.
  <Redbeard> I told her that my love is like the skeleton
  turtles in Mario.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912066
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573155
text:
  Kult Radio: So I was with this girl
  Kult Radio: She said "Give me eight inches and make it hurt"
  Kult Radio: So I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with
  a brick.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912066
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573179
text:
  Mix-Master-Movies:  MY GROUP NAME IS
  Mix-Master-Movies:  REAL MOVIES ON KAZAA
  amanda:  the link
  Mix-Master-Movies:  ITS ON MSN
  Mix-Master-Movies:  SO AMANDA WILL YOU JOIN
  amanda:  no
  Mix-Master-Movies:  WHY
  amanda:  i dont usa kazaaa
  amanda:  and u wont give me the link.
  Mix-Master-Movies:  WHAT LINK
  Mix-Master-Movies:  I DONT HAVE A WEBSITE
  Mix-Master-Movies:  ITS IN THE MSN GROUPS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912066
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573203
text:
  <synja> WOOOOOOOOOO
  <matts> woooooooooo what
  <synja> im celebrating in advance for when one of you guys
  gives me an acct to an audio warez site that im about to ask
  access for


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912067
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573255
text:
  <dodgo> what the fuck
  <dodgo> school students demonstrating against copyright
  infringement?
  <Count> mmm, it's like the poor demonstrating against food
  stamps and welfare


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912067
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573288
text:
  Anatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he
  gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then
  goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks
  he's people.
  Melthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality?
  Anatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll
  teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer
  China by next week".
  Furr: Your dog said this?
  Anatole: It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912067
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573310
text:
  (FDSA): Someone once told me to dance like I fight...
  (FDSA): all graceful and shit...
  (FDSA): I almost had it...
  (FDSA): Then I dropped my girlfriend on her head


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912068
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573378
text:
  <Theogony> odd
  <Theogony> one of the playboy playmates kinda looks like my
  mom
  <Theogony> hmm
  <Theogony> quite strange


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912068
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573408
text:
  <ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with
  "Welcome back hottie"
  <ac> The response was "This is katie's mother"
  <ac> ...
  <ac> not a good thing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912069
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573436
text:
  <Z-U> how do u say that u r leaving
  <Z-U> ?
  <Xelloss> bye typing "i'm leaving" without the quotation marks
  <Z-U> oh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912069
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573464
text:
  <M[at]> know what I hate?
  <M[at]> when you download shrek 2, and find its in german
  <M[at]> then download it again and get it in french
  <M[at]> then download it again and finding its a different
  film
  <M[at]> then do you know whats worse?
  <M[at]> when you download debbie does dallas
  <M[at]> and get the english version of shrek 2 :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912069
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573510
text:
  * @Steve is suspicious of the one extremely off-colored Honey
  Comb cereal piece.
  <@Steve> This is, like, affirmative action cereal.
  * @Steve segregates and puts the darkie in the trash.
  <@Jsangspar> it was a honeyCOON


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573533
text:
  <JuicyClawter> I once threw a cat out of a five story
  building.  I'm not sure if it landed on its feet, because I
  was too high up to see.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573559
text:
  <AleX> i guess this channel must be a center of activity; when
  i not rarondn an;sc;ln vialmnv,ma v,xznm f
  dlJFSMSMMMSMMSM:HHHFRRF
  <DerianX> Yes.
  <AleX> sorry, i stopped caring halfway through that sentnece


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573585
text:
  <megate> solve
  <megate> The word has 7 letters, preceded by God, greater than
  God, more evil than the devil, and if you eat it, you will
  die.
  <+Jigsy> Apple only has six letters.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912071
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573612
text:
  <b1u3> they should have a tv station that randomly joins and
  broadcasts dalnet rooms...nerds everywhere would afk irc to
  watch and judge other nerds from afar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912071
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573703
text:
  *** Rossy is now known as Rossy|Married
  <Rossy|Married> ullo
  <StoneColdSpider> u poor bastard Rossy
  <Rossy|Married> thanx StoneColdSpider I still see you must be
  having a successful relationship with you PC
  <StoneColdSpider> oh i am indeed we are expecing a palm pilot
  anyday now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912072
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573755
text:
  <Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places.
  <Trucci> know what would have been cooler?
  <Trucci> ANYTHING


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912073
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573862
text:
  (@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and
  my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912073
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573887
text:
  Legion Kreinak: The world's so fuckin' politically correct
  these days. Before you know it, we'll be required to call
  black & white cookies african american & caucasian cookies!
  Dragon Phoenix: I could just see that on crayons...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912073
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573911
text:
  <[Cable]KingKapalone2> anyone have a blackhawk down serial or
  key generator?
  <Claus> 6uy-th3-m0v1e-1n5t3d


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573946
text:
  <Tippytoes> i got a cute winnie the pooh keyring for my bike
  today
  <Tippytoes> he's cuddling piglet
  <undrewb> aww thats nice
  <undrewb> uh
  <undrewb> thats not cuddling
  <Tippytoes> or slipping him the pork sword
  <Tippytoes> oh well
  <undrewb> THATS ILLEGAL IN TASMANIA
  <Tippytoes> piglet's happy
  <Tippytoes> he's smiling
  <jamesn> piglet is a bitch
  <Tippytoes> or it could be a wince


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.573995
text:
  (XisXisXis): I wanna find an old Star Wars pinball machine
  (XisXisXis): just so I can hear Yoda say, "Extra Ball, you
  have"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574026
text:
  <MrCoulomb> ok, i'm taking out the 3 of spades, and reinsert
  it into a random point
  <MrCoulomb> and i assure you, it is random
  <MrCoulomb> I'm now shuffling the cards
  <MrCoulomb> and it's a real shuffle too
  <MrCoulomb> Now.. I cut the deck.
  <MrCoulomb> and there is your card
  <MrCoulomb> the 3 of spades
  <MrCoulomb> found instantly within a randomly shuffled deck
  <Mort-Hog> How did you do that?..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912075
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574075
text:
  <@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest
  fucking shit in the world, but garunteed, Roxy would still
  rock all your worlds and she still gets the job done even with
  her 5.25 inch floppy you ass gappers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912077
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574104
text:
  * z2so4 is just freaking out cause he has a live patient final
  tommrow and hasn't really studies so is freaking out and
  erattic in thoughts and such
  <Kristoph> which field?
  <z2so4> Cardiac and blood mechanics
  <Kristoph> have you done cadavers and shit?
  <z2so4> yeah... now I work with them
  <Kristoph> :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912077
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574130
text:
  <VanJeans> How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and
  clean the house?
  <VanJeans> Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's
  not time.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912077
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574159
text:
  *** Now talking in #jesus
  <God> Ive come before you today, to say Im calling it quits.
  <God> Ive created the universe..
  <God> It was a mistake
  <God> I didnt really like it from the beginning..
  <God> This is just to inform you, the 'universe' project will
  be terminated shortly, it was long overdue.
  <God> Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
  <God> ta.
  *** Parts: God


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912077
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574184
text:
  <rob-bot> k, i got attacked by this hobo today on the side of
  the road, with his hat full of change and everything
  <(``)> what you do?
  <rob-bot> i asked him if he had change for a 5


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912078
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574205
text:
  (Marxs2): How much do you really know me darn? Did you know i
  was a overweight 65 year old man that spends all his extra
  money from his 6.25 an hour job on porn and star wars figures?
  did you know that?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912078
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574257
text:
  <BlazeHedgehog> For a few seconds when AOL first loads it
  displays the wrong image with the wrong headline on the front
  page
  <BlazeHedgehog> So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC
  Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD
  RELEASED"
  <Waffle-X> lol
  <Sz> I'd be crying too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912079
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574352
text:
  <Phuser> Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera
  had a flash...I took 65 pictures of myself making a
  sandwich...My neighbors thought it was lightning in my house,
  so they called the cops.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912080
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574449
text:
  votewithabullet8: so whats up?
  votewithabullet8: today better than yestderday?
  cochese04: not really
  cochese04: tonight I drank a big ol' glass of milk
  cochese04: then I remembered I'm lactose intolerant
  cochese04: that's an "oh fuck" moment


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912081
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574473
text:
  <freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for
  this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the
  middle, and kill himself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912081
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574500
text:
  <RST> you suck huge donkey dick
  <RST> and not only you
  <RST> but your sister too
  <RST> !
  <Felon> what happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana
  <Felon> you know the rules


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912081
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574529
text:
  <crowell> aa has some shitty seats
  <crowell> i can't even use laptop
  <jpaglier> you can get their miles so easy tho
  <crowell> how am i supposed to play ctf in this seat
  <kiboneu> crowell: next time offer to speak, you get a table
  <crowell> kiboneu: on the airplane?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912082
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574554
text:
  <selene|metro> and i thought that i saw you looting
  <selene|metro> i thought that i saw you gate friends here
  <selene|metro> thats me in the dungeon
  <selene|metro> thats me in the twilight, losing my connection


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912082
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574606
text:
  * Dr_Vladimir cries at the racial discrimination....
  <Dr_Vladimir> Robots are people too!
  <TK-421> lousy automatons
  * Norton flicks off muffbots switch
  *** Signoff: muffbot ()
  <muffinator> :o
  <Norton> ONO
  <Dr_Vladimir> OH MY GOD!
  <muffinator> MOUTH TO MOUTH
  <Norton> eh?
  * Norton hooks up jumper cables to muffbot
  <Norton> CLEAR
  * Norton turns his car over
  *** muffbot (mister@ip68-99-108-30.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined
  channel #MUA
  <Norton> w00!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912083
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574654
text:
  seph429: lol 3 weeks ago someone posted a post on this board
  "I'm looking for some cool things macosx can do" hes bumped it
  every day since, today he posts
  seph429: "OKAY I GET IT, THE OS SUCKS AND UR ALL FUCKS I HOPE
  YOU DIE"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912083
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574689
text:
  <Locke|Away> Listen, this is purely theoretical, but is it
  dangerous to get a cat high?
  <Boko> only one way to find out o_O
  <Locke|Away> Like, not making him eat it or anything, but
  let's say there is a cat around the smoke.
  <Locke|Away> That's not going to hurt the cat or anything,
  right?
  <Odyslep> don't think so
  <Odyslep> unless it ODs
  <Odyslep> prolly give it a cough too
  <Locke|Away> Let's say it hasn't coughed but it keeps trying
  to jump on top of the TV set and it keeps missing.
  <Locke|Away> Would that sort of cat be in any trouble?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912084
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574740
text:
  <Vicious2071> who operates the mugen website?
  <Vicious2071> what is mugen?
  <Vicious2071> can anyone tell me?
  <Mystiq> mugen is a way to siphon shits out of your butt
  <Mystiq> in version 2.0 they use a teleportation technology
  <Vicious2071> ?
  <Vicious2071> sorry still lost


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912084
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574766
text:
  *** Gad is now known as REGISTER.
  *** REGISTER is now known as IDENTIFY.
  *** IDENTIFY is now known as Gad.
  <petn-randall> Gad: /msg nickserv help
  <Dark-Jedi> Just wait, his nick will change to "HELP" any
  moment now.
  *** Gad is now known as HELP.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912084
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574796
text:
  <Bruns> I got used to people calling me 'Miss' or 'Maam' on
  the phone when doing support
  <Bruns> then they apologize like crazy after I tell them my
  name
  <Bruns> "Oh, I'm sorry sir.  Its just that..."
  <Bruns> "...That I sound like a girl.  I know.  Thanks for
  reminding me."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912084
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574823
text:
  <Mighty> I'm hoping I misheard my mother; she said the daycare
  my brother is going to is called "Little Third Reich"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912085
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574845
text:
  (enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking
  it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to
  the internet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912085
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574868
text:
  T: that Haitian earthquake is a bad one
  T: even the Presidential Palace was destroyed
  c: Yeah, nothing was left but two wheels and an axle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912085
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574897
text:
  <x-spirit> in an hour or so I am going offline for the evening
  <T_B2k> k :(
  <x-spirit> why that sad mouth mate ! =)
  <T_B2k> because he's just had surgical facelifts & it's not
  currently physically possible for him to smile :( (That was a
  smile)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912086
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574919
text:
  Magustol: what about a geek nightclub?
  Adam r the God: what? instead of a dancefloor, just a bunch of
  DDR machines?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912086
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574952
text:
  <alisdair> woah, my hardly used email account tells me I can
  lose 21 lbs in 7 days
  <alisdair> I could be 142 lbs by next friday!
  <cevik> alis:  I myself am going to get 3 to 4 more inches of
  penis
  <@Technogeek> I'm going to get a herbal Viagra substitute.
  <alisdair> it contains lipotropic fat burners
  <Etochort> Im going to get a dick so big that it will rip
  girls holes apart.
  <@Technogeek> Which amounts to the same thing, really.
  <Selfloathing> those hot teenage co-eds are waiting for me.
  <Etochort> and then some chick is waiting for a facial.
  <Taerkar> Along with the rich African families.
  <Taerkar> who need help with their money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912086
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.574979
text:
  <Abbazab> okay, next time ur with a chick and ur bumpin and
  grindin, give a nice rub right where the leg meets the croch
  and tell me that sweat doesnt smell like the back of ur nuts
  <datagram`> why the fuck would you want to smell the back of
  your nuts while you're fucking


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575038
text:
  <Budgie> Opencanvas is a free-for-30-days-and-then-it-breaks
  program for windows.
  <Budgie> unless you pay :(
  <RabbitGod> well I think I'll stick to my photoshop 7 with the
  kazza lite discount


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575065
text:
  <Aitrus> You are standing on the top of a cliff next to a
  clone of yourself who just so happens to be stark naked. You
  reach over, and deftly push the clone over the cliff. Is it:
  <Aitrus> A: Homicide
  <Aitrus> B: Suicide
  <Aitrus> or
  <Aitrus> C: Just another obscene clone fall


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575089
text:
  <Marcus> Heaven has no videogames. I saw for myself. It's just
  a bunch of old guys in tunics, laughing cause nobody has been
  admitted for the last three centuries.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575115
text:
  <Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so
  unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he
  would come out sucking his thumb
  <eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples
  frightens me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912088
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575140
text:
  <freznel> hey got a computer question, if my mother board
  requires 5 volts, what size power supplies can I use
  <seeess> you cant go above the voltage rating on your
  motherboard
  <seeess> so you need a <5v psu
  <seeess> or you can use a standard PSU and only plug it in
  half way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912088
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575192
text:
  <MST3Claye> there's a site out there that shows people beating
  super monkey ball levels really really fast.
  <Merlin> I plan on setting a new world speed record for
  Monopoly one of these days...
  <Merlin> It's called we sit down, setup the game, I pull a gun
  and go "look bitches, give me all your money and nobody gets
  hurt!"
  <Merlin> then I take the thimble hostage at the Water Works
  and force everyone to surrender to me, then I win the game.
  <Merlin> I figure my friends suck so much, I could win it in
  about 30 seconds with that strategy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912089
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575256
text:
  <sheep--> you are in a race.. and you pass the person who is
  running second, what position are you now?
  <exe|> Well... that depends... if you're the right side or not
  <FuIru> pass as in overtake, or fall behind?
  <sheep--> overtake
  <FuIru> then 2nd
  <sheep--> heh.. my dad caught be off guard and i said first
  <sheep--> he laughed in my face
  <FuIru> heh
  <exe|> haha
  <sheep--> he also said 'what kind of a programmer are you?
  hahaha'
  <sheep--> :
  <sheep--> i got pwned by my dad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912089
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575299
text:
  <GladX> holy
  <Azhrarn> moly
  <GladX> a cloud just flew into my house
  <GladX> !!!
  <@sdodson> cloud?
  <Azhrarn> we call that "fog"
  <GladX> yes, one of those white puffy things
  <TheWeasel> neat.
  <GladX> my house was experiencing turbulence!
  <TheWeasel> invite it to have coffee.
  <Azhrarn> poke it with a stick!
  <Azhrarn> A POKING stick!
  <@sdodson> Are you atop something tall enough to put you up
  where clouds live?
  <GladX> Azhrarn: it was a cloud
  * TheWeasel sics Mr. Madsen on Azhrarn.
  <GladX> either it was a cloud or a new string of attack fog
  <TheWeasel> maybe it was car exhaust.
  <GladX> strain
  <GladX> there goes another one
  <GladX> i'm watching clouds zip by my house!
  <TheWeasel> take pictures.
  <Azhrarn> Mmm... Attack Fog
  <@sdodson> It was a cloud!!!!
  * sdodson giggles
  <Azhrarn> What will the Russians come up with next?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912089
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575332
text:
  <MongORiaN> <o>
  <MongORiaN> o/
  <MongORiaN> <o>
  <MongORiaN> o/
  <MongORiaN> o
  <MongORiaN> o/
  <EgzZzor[B-AFK]> pls put yer fucking arms down it's starting
  to stink in here


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575358
text:
  * sellout is always on the fence -- stay in Canada, go back to
  the US. I think it's just inertia that's keeping me here right
  now. Well, that and weed. Which has a high coefficient of
  friction.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575385
text:
  <Nick^> CS!
  <Nick^> CS!
  <Nick^> CS!
  <Nick^> CS!
  <Nick^> CS!
  <Nick^> CS!
  <Mr_Day> I think Nick is trying to tell us something.  What is
  it, boy?  Is Timmy trapped down a well?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575408
text:
  <danamania> pfft. exploding batteries. once again a PC
  manufacturer copies something apple was doing YEARS ago


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575430
text:
  <tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying
  linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root
  shell account that i can practice with?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575465
text:
  <spree> downloading movies takes so freaking long
  <videogameaholic> set it and forget it
  <spree> i set it hours ago
  <spree> i want to watch it before i sleep
  <spree> i imagine it'd be even worse with chicken
  <spree> if i stuck a chicken in the oven, there's no way i'd
  forget it
  <spree> i'd be staring hungrily at it for hours
  <videogameaholic> you kidding?  when I put a burrito in the
  microwave and push 90 seconds, I grab a bag of chips.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575494
text:
  <Pr1ncess> oh sick i just sneezed and blood shot out of my
  crotch
  <etrigan> that time again??
  <Pr1ncess> hahaha
  <Pr1ncess> yes
  <Pr1ncess> that was a pretty fucking sick thing to say wasnt
  it?
  <etrigan> hell yes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575520
text:
  <theastro> my exchange student has cool hair.
  <Yogurt> Your exchange student?
  <theastro> And he can spin his pen between his fingers with
  great skill.
  <Yogurt> Is he indentured?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912092
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575569
text:
  <pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they
  think they know everything anyhoo
  <Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for
  'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912092
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575594
text:
  xstar: i saw a license plate that said :
  "MAC USR"
  xstar: i wanted to hit him
  xstar: hard
  xstar: in the face
  xstar: with a bat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575619
text:
  <mattttttt> shut up
  <mattttttt> all of you
  <cat9> fuck off
  <mattttttt> shut the fuck up and stop filling up my logs
  <cat9> if you want silence, go and idle in notepad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575643
text:
  <Troll> Love anything and your heart will be wrung and
  possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact
  you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it
  carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all
  entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your
  selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless,
  airless, it will change. It will not be broken
  <poppyq> or you could just look at porn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575667
text:
  <sobek|afk> you know its gunna be a good day when you dont
  even bother putting on any clothes, just throw a dressing gown
  over the towel and think about getting high


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575690
text:
  Pugsley: someone called me from a bar last night and I don't
  know who
  Pugsley: the song hip hop hooray was playing
  Pugsley: so they may have been calling from 1992


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912094
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575741
text:
  <realmockturtle> i need to get
  <realmockturtle> my nipples eyebrow and tonuge pierced
  <realmockturtle> because apparently
  <realmockturtle> that goes over well
  <realmockturtle> oh yeah
  <realmockturtle> not being a fatass would help too
  <realmockturtle> but i can't solve that with a needle and a
  hoop


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912094
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575794
text:
  <Turd_Ferguson> static he is also a digital gangster
  <static> digital gangster?
  <static> wtf does that mean?
  <static> he haf a digital crew of thugs?
  <static> a shit load of 1's and 0's?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912094
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575820
text:
  Iridium24: well my lady friend seemed excited to get my number
  so we'll see
  DogmaticLaw99: lol
  DogmaticLaw99: see what she looks like when youre sober
  Iridium24: i was DD friday night
  DogmaticLaw99: ahh
  Iridium24: but i totally know what you mean
  Iridium24: a year ago feb when i had just turned 21
  Iridium24: omg i dont know what the fuck i was thinking
  Iridium24: she had this GIANT birth mark across her face
  DogmaticLaw99: lol
  Iridium24: i didnt notice until i called her up the next day
  and i picked her up for a date
  Iridium24: i almost went "holy shit what happened to your
  face!"
  Iridium24: and then i saw some pictures and she has clearly
  had it all her life
  Iridium24: i was like omg, how many drinks did i have last
  night!
  DogmaticLaw99: thats sad bro
  Iridium24: In conclusion i go to dance clubs sober now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912095
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575897
text:
  <Deke> i want impossible creatures
  <[Fang]> go to a cheap strip club
  <Deke> ..
  <Deke> they sell computer gamers at strip clubs now?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912096
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575925
text:
  <nem0> you gotta pee on jellyfish stings to make it better
  <nem0> wonder if that'd work on Rey's foot?
  <REY> tried it.
  <boorman> i tend to just pee on people on the OFF CHANCE that
  theyve got a jelyfish sting. One day, ill save a life doin
  that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912096
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.575979
text:
  <reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
  <reptile-> and labeled them with various things
  <reptile-> like
  <reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
  <reptile-> "GAY PORN"
  <reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
  <reptile-> etc, etc.
  <reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window
  of the kindergarten.
  <reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the
  bigtoy at primary school
  <reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the
  people that found the CDs. :|


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912096
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576009
text:
  <limeking> Hey jen, ya wanna come over and we can wrap
  ourseves in plastic, shit ourselvves, and then eat our own
  shit while listening to MC hammer?
  <Jennie254> Ewwwww gross!
  <Jennie254> That's fucked up! Why would you even THINK I'd
  want to listen to MC Hammer?? .


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912097
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576063
text:
  <LoKuanYu> I should drived around town with my notebook. I
  want to map out the "free" wireless spots.
  <LoKuanYu> ^_^
  <emc2serv> heh, theres an idea.
  <loser\Away> war driving
  <LoKuanYu> You never know when the government might be chasing
  after you and you need a quick access to the internet
  <loser\Away> to tells us about it?
  <emc2serv> lol
  <LoKuanYu> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912098
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576116
text:
  * beady husg plastering
  <DC_Sniper> husg?
  <Guilty> I wish I was plastered
  <beady> its like hugs, but hornier
  <kalypso> in the leg humping sorta way?.
  <beady> kalypso, yes
  <beady> i hold the leg
  <beady> and hump like a bitch :)
  <kalypso> tmi! tmi!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912098
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576191
text:
  <vee> I went to buy the 7th harry potter at midnight
  <vee> I was the first in line
  <vee> the first thing I did when I got it was i opened it to
  the last page
  <vee> Then I screamed out SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
  <vee> Everyone freaked out
  <eric> That's mean!
  <vee> It took them a few minutes to figure out I said the
  ending of the 6th book


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912099
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576220
text:
  * Quits: Serge (Connection reset by peer)
  * Joins: Abe
  <Locke|Away> Have you considred sacrificing a pig to appease
  the evil spirits plaguing your internet connection, Serge?
  Western medicine seems to have failed you.
  <Abe> well, right now it all comes down to the network
  engineer's bad back. if he hadn't hurt his back, he would have
  fixed it by now; as it is, he's off until monday
  <Locke|Away> Well, have you considered sacrificing a pig for
  his back?  An evil dab may have followed him home from work.
  It might be eating his marrow.
  <Locke|Away> Look, I'm hungry and I want some fucking bacon.
  Just kill a pig already.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912099
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576252
text:
  <SanGreal> holy shit I'm stupid
  <SanGreal> I just took my laptop plug
  <SanGreal> and licked it
  <SanGreal> while it was plugged in
  <SanGreal> :
  <Funky_> ...
  <Funky_> so does that mean you lick your plugs when they are
  not plugged in?
  <SanGreal> :
  <Funky_> yes or no?
  <SanGreal> no comment


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912099
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576301
text:
  <JDigital> We used to have this kick ass game when we were
  kids....
  <VillainSede> Swallow the chlorine tabs?
  <VillainSede> that one takes me back..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912100
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576325
text:
  <Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think
  I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just
  want to be friends


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912102
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576353
text:
  <b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not
  happy 'i love you, you love me, lets go in the bathroom and
  fuck because we are fags' music.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912103
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576383
text:
  <chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all
  over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she
  gives head.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912103
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576435
text:
  <Sterring> please , I don't really understand english
  expression cause I'm not so good in english....
  <Sterring> use simple words
  <Nickname> you stupid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912103
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576465
text:
  <darkaeon> now how much money do you make now?
  <darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc
  <darkaeon> eheh
  <MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right
  <MadHatter> dude dark
  <MadHatter> I'm not even on irc
  <MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912104
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576489
text:
  <LEPREHAUN> does anyone knows how backups are done in offices?
  <Dazzlemar> slight of hand and mirrors


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912104
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576529
text:
  <Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about
  them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they
  misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912104
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576594
text:
  <Dr.Jew> So im training to become technician/consumer sales
  representative and the instructor tells us we get to listen to
  a few of the most outrageous calls theyve recorded. He plays
  the first one and, I couldnt make this up, a guy calls in and
  is telling the rep that his mouse is all the way on the left
  edge of the mousepad but he needs the pointer to go to the
  left some more. After about 15 minutes of nerdy laughter, he
  asks this kid what he would say in a situation like that and
  the kid says "Sir, based on my interpretation of the
  information you gave me, I suggest purchasing one of our
  larger mousepads.".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912105
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576624
text:
  <StarThorn> Leave it to the computer programmers to shorten
  the "Year 2000 Millennium Bug" to "Y2K."  Isn't that what
  caused this problem in the first place?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912105
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576658
text:
  *** Melchior (none@1df4f87e.a763dad.dragon.net.au) has joined
  #allniterz
  *** Ass-Mastah sets mode: +a Melchior
  <Orlyx> lol
  <Melchior> what
  <Orlyx> ur hostmsak
  <Tripper> Melchior you, my friend, are gay
  <Orlyx> what happened?
  <Orlyx> *** Melchior (none@one.inch.killer.org) has joined #
  allniterz
  <Orlyx> lol wtf
  <Orlyx> whyd u get that as ur vhost
  <Melchior> lol wtf!
  <Orlyx> lol
  <Melchior> i have no idea
  <Orlyx> i bet if u quit and come back itll go away
  <Melchior> i never saw it
  *** Melchior (none@1df4f87e.a763dad.dragon.net.au) Quit (Quit:
  )
  <Orlyx> lmfao
  <Orlyx> god i love him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912105
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576683
text:
  <thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no
  such users..but my chaplain told me god is
  everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq..
  <websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack
  Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable
  to provide you support in finding God.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912106
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576707
text:
  <moira> reading my cds with a laser pointer, while the whole
  time I could have been using a mac that can run iTunes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912106
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576803
text:
  <Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs
  <kessel> RL is good
  <Pizza|> whats rl ?
  <kessel> Real Life
  <Pizza|> link ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912106
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576830
text:
  * SoulStealer is back -[ auto-away after 60 minutes idle ]-
  gone 9 hr 24 min 38 s
  <SoulStealer> skold
  <SoulStealer> Think you should add a global command in Cygnus?
  /notice $*.net get's annoying.
  <SoulStealer> guess not.
  *** Parts: SoulStealer
  (NeonNitrat@user-24-214-140-218.knology.net)
  <@skold> uh
  <@skold> the guy idles for 9 HOURS and leaves in 10 seconds
  when i dont answer him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912107
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576870
text:
  <Pinkie2> some guy pissed me off today so i sat on my scanner
  to send him picture of my ass and the glass broke i just got
  back from getting 15 stictches
  <Louey> pinkie you serious?
  <Pinkie2> yup
  <Dk__> lol
  <Louey> and what was your excuse at the hospital?
  <Dk__> you had a really bad day
  <Pinkie2> sittin on one cheek right now
  <Pinkie2> i told em i sat on a drinkin glass my kid put on
  chir
  <Louey> ahhh
  <Dk__> we'll probably be seeing flatbeds with weight
  restrictions now on
  <Dk__> or warning labels, do not sit on glass
  <Pinkie2> hehe
  <Pinkie2> im gonna sue
  <Louey> and now your out a scanner and no retribution for the
  fuck who made you sit on your scanner
  <Pinkie2> next time i will just shit on the scanner and send
  that to him
  <Dk__> ROFL
  <Dk__> good idea
  <Louey> haha
  <|Korombos> Pinkie2 Sometimes man, it is best to remain quiet
  and thought a fool, than to do what you did, open your mouth
  and remove all doubt!
  <Dk__> heh
  <Louey> kor=confuscious
  <Dk__> a inspirational quote from kor


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912107
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576896
text:
  beachbub hi
  beachbub does anyone know if u can turn any image into a html
  code?
  BoB_JonEz no u cant
  BoB_JonEz well you could i suppose
  BoB_JonEz if you made a table of 1x1 cells and set each colour
  individually
  beachbub lol i have no idea wot dat means but thanx anyway
  beachbub thanx 4 da help bye


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912108
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576943
text:
  <hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls
  <eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :)
  <eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys
  <hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy
  in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a
  public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on
  eBay for 9.99


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912108
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576972
text:
  <geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this
  lappy
  <geekster> think dad migh go ape when he boots it up at work
  next
  <drochaid> LOL
  <durnik> geekster - LOL
  <geekster> it'll interface with the netware servers no problem
  <geekster> but won't interface with my dad atall


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912108
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.576998
text:
  <tomalak> you still appear to be under 12 months of age
  <tomalak> btw putting your age in your nick is very immature
  <@argv[0]> yes tom, im 0 years old
  <tomalak> AND A DAY


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912108
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577026
text:
  <cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in
  some bitches mouth
  <|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off
  <|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth
  <cactor> uh I dunno
  <cactor> smack her probably


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912109
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577055
text:
  <FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with
  buckets of cum all over their faces!
  <Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to
  balance a bucket on your face.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912109
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577110
text:
  <Freakdoom> you know
  <Freakdoom> i love all my friends
  <Freakdoom> your like a second family to me
  <Freakdoom> just say my entire family was killed somehow
  <Freakdoom> would you let me live with you?
  <Freakdoom> :D
  <Zy> of course
  <Freakdoom> yay :D
  * Freakdoom is away: killing family


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912109
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577138
text:
  <NuttO> 'I went to a movie last night and saw a marquee for
  [Eight Crazy Nights]: "EIGHT CRAZY NIG" 10:30.'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577193
text:
  <Gecko> lmao, my mates download of "master and commander" is
  infact "anal agency"
  <EmPleh> lol
  <Gecko> wait a minute
  <Gecko> this isn't a real agency at all
  <Gecko> they're just having sex
  <Gecko> i'm suprised this lot ever get any work done


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577220
text:
  <Cody> Hmmm
  <Cody> Amazon offers a discount if you buy Adam Smith's Wealth
  of Nations at the same time as Marx's Communist Manifesto...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577248
text:
  <vman_> wow
  <vman_> 2 iranians in here
  <vman_> amazing
  <vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS
  <vman_> HAHA!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577278
text:
  <Disco_Stu> The Iraq conflict is our business and we will
  straighten it out.
  <Disco_Stu> you have to sit there and take it.
  <Disco_Stu> if you want our help when we are good, then you
  have to take our shit when we aren't
  <marble> love the sinner, hate the sin
  <esch> You don't stop loving your wife because she gets fat,
  do you?
  <marble> esch: my husband stopped loving me when I got fat.
  people are rotten. what's your point?
  <esch> marble: That you were probably annoying.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577306
text:
  <Goune> the other day i saw the headline : 'woman beats off
  rapist' and i thought.....
  <Goune> that seems like a reasonable compromise


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577367
text:
  <r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
  <r0f> or express your feelings
  <r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
  <r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's
  just like "plz"
  <r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577393
text:
  <LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd?
  <lsd> Ellesdee
  <LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one?
  <LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name
  <lsd> thanks :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577419
text:
  <[Bryan]> cams: Damn I'm ugly man.. how do you hang around me?
  <cams> i have no idea
  <cams> it might be my blindness


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577443
text:
  madskz: i' tried ass fuck
  takefive: haha
  takefive: how was it?
  madskz: what??
  madskz: oh shit
  madskz: *i'm tired as fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577471
text:
  <Beowulf> ever since I switched to wireless I get disconnected
  whenever I get a phone call
  <Beowulf> :(
  <squirrel_remote> What's your phone number?
  <Beowulf> fuck you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577497
text:
  <PACHUKA> i was watching the wizard of oz and all i could
  think about was dorthy in 6 inch heels, completely shaved,
  chained up and with nipple clamps
  <mikey1207> LOL
  <mikey1207> i will never watch that movie the same again
  <Esttt> fuck, im eating breakfast you arsehole


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577520
text:
  <RobotJunk>  How do I use dBase III database with more that
  255 fields in a table?
  <teHr0k>  Change out of your parachute pants and get in your
  1986 Dodge K Car and
  drive to the Airport, while listening to Duran Duran on the
  radio.  Lastly,
  catch a Flight on Braniff Airlines to the 21st Century.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577550
text:
  <f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit.
  <Brentai> MINT SKITTLES?
  <JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green
  ones "Excre-mint".
  <JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577575
text:
  <Super_User_2> the very first time I practiced driving I
  scared the shit
  out of my dad. It was a manual transmission truck. I had it in
  first and
  tired to shift, but the timing on the clutch was fucked up and
  it just
  spun, but the pedal was lighter then I thought and I floored
  it. The
  truck sounded like it was doing 90 and my nervous laugh
  sounded maniacal.
  He just screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO!" as we moved about 1/2 mile an
  hour...
  he drove home.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577608
text:
  <Veni_Veni_Veni> and one of my friends (almost 18) fucked a 13
  year old at the party
  <Veni_Veni_Veni> Which i lollerskated about
  <Joe_McCormick> >_<
  <Joe_McCormick> did your mate enjoy it?
  <Joe_McCormick> :P
  <laser-kun> You had 13 year olds at your party?
  <Veni_Veni_Veni> I had two - one of my friends little brother
  and his friend - but they act as if they're much older. It
  sounds incredibly strange but they're very cool.
  <Joe_McCormick> wait was the friend a girl .......?
  <Veni_Veni_Veni> Yes.
  <Veni_Veni_Veni> The 13 year old was the male
  * Joe_McCormick bows doen to the 13 year old kid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577638
text:
  < mine9> 231,212 people or communities on LJ that list
  "sleeping" as an interest
  < mine9> 1.03 million for music
  < mine9> 324,420 for computers
  < mine9> and a measly 196,490 for sex
  < mine9> talk about boring people...
  < nub> that's because they're on livejournal. look up
  "masturbation"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577666
text:
  <Compute> man I'm going insane here..I hope katie decides not
  to go clubbing tomorrow night :|
  <Mercster> com: so lay down the law and tell her not to go.
  <Compute> merc:  I don't think she'd pay any attention ;)
  * Mercster hands compute the pants.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577715
text:
  <badaboom> who can help me ? i'm french and i don't know irc
  <Paladine> can't help you with the being french part, you are
  screwed their mate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577739
text:
  <coolbreze> heres a better qustion; what is the qucikest way
  to set up and FTP Server?
  <SpeedEvil> coolbreze: post your root password in a warez
  group.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577762
text:
  [+tanjo]: i hate the panic after you do a wet fart , the split
  second where the mind considers if you've followed through or
  not....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577813
text:
  *** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet
  <Foxworth> ...
  <Foxworth> must...
  <Foxworth> resist...
  <Foxworth> urge...
  *** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
  *** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom
  with the knife)))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577845
text:
  Rabidplaybunny87: A Touching Story of Love and Marriage
  Rabidplaybunny87: An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In
  death's agony, he suddenly
  smelled  the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies
  wafting up
  the stairs.  He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted
  himself from
  the bed.  Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out
  of the
  bedroom, and with even greater effort inched himself down the
  stairs,
  gripping the railing  with both hands.
  Rabidplaybunny87: With labored breath, he leaned against the
  door frame, gazing into
  the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have
  thought
  himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers
  on
  the kitchen table, were literally  hundreds of his favorite
  chocolate
  chip cookies.
  Rabidplaybunny87: Was it heaven? Or was  it one final act of
  heroic love from his devoted
  wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
  Mustering one
  great final effort, he moved himself toward the table.  His
  parched lips
  parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was almost already in
  his mouth;
  seemingly bringing him back to life.
  Rabidplaybunny87: The aged and withered hand, shakily made its
  way to a cookie at
  the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a
  spatula
  by his wife.
  Rabidplaybunny87: "Stay out of those," she said, "they're for
  the funeral."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577870
text:
  <^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring
  <CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D
  <Mousey> so is an apron


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577929
text:
  <loud_as_it_getz> yea well
  <@KittenAssassin> .........
  <loud_as_it_getz> does n e 1 actually chat on mirc??
  <@KittenAssassin> no
  <Simwolf> nope
  <@KittenAssassin> we chat on IRC
  <Simwolf> no one at all
  <@KittenAssassin> you must be in the wrong place
  <Simwolf> absolutely not a FUCKING soul
  <loud_as_it_getz> wich is?
  <@KittenAssassin> just type /s IRC
  <@KittenAssassin> and you will be re directed to IRC
  *** Quits: loud_as_it_getz (mary@210.50.66.28738) (Need
  more parameters)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.577962
text:
  * yugi--moto[A] is now known as yugi--moto
  <Candy> jsfd;'fd
  <yugi--moto> hgfnkhgf
  <Candy> klfsd;aiou;sda
  <yugi--moto> gjfnhmgfhgf;hxfg
  <Candy> klsdfj;asljfiosausfd
  <yugi--moto> jknbjk
  <Candy> lkjsafjl;dsajfsadfoiusafp
  <yugi--moto> fm,gnhdkln ,dfznl,df hf
  <Candy> asldkjfl;kdsa
  <yugi--moto> jfgbhdfjbf
  <Candy> Be Right Back
  <yugi--moto> ok
  <yugi--moto> =


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578011
text:
  <max> I need game
  <not_jsmonet> possibly
  <not_jsmonet> or you need to start hitting on women in comas
  <not_jsmonet> no means no....only if you can say it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578040
text:
  <|fS|Solaris> oh man...i gotta get some viagra darts
  <|fS|Solaris> going around shooting people with viagra
  <|fS|Solaris> don't like a teacher?
  <|fS|Solaris> see how everyone else likes him when he's got
  wood
  <|fS|Solaris> is there a woman that you think is a man?
  <|fS|Solaris> you can find out!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578087
text:
  <midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to
  the rail
  <midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't
  wanna see
  <midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean
  saltwater
  <midi> is indeed your bladder...
  <midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)
  <Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off
  trying to
  <Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down
  at them
  <midi> squee:  either way, he gets his tongue off the track.
  and if
  <midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.
  <midi> it's cathartic and good karma.  how cool is that?
  <Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for
  <hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree,
  and you
  <hoche> can pee on me! o/~
  <Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the
  misfortunes of
  <Squeedle> others
  <midi> which is kinda neat.  you get a choice between letting
  natural
  <midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face.  it's
  win-win.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912120
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578167
text:
  <justin> we found a burger king with internet access
  <slash> "free with any purchase"
  <slash> they make it sound like it's a fucking paper bag or
  something
  <justin> haha
  <slash> "two large fries." "would you like some internet with
  those?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912120
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578212
text:
  <kylev> i was tryin to fix this computer
  <kylev> the power supply fan was buzzin funny, and it wouldent
  post
  <kylev> so i said somethins busted, and the computer is shot,
  and he got pissed, punched it and now it works fine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578277
text:
  <Spooky42> omg i just stabbed myself in the face with a
  corncob holder thing
  <Funky_> hahahahahahah
  <Funky_> is it bad?
  <Spooky42> its bleeding a little..
  <Funky_> :(
  <Spooky42> i got butter on it too :(
  <Funky_> ok...
  <Funky_> so... WHY did you stab yourself in the face with a
  corncob holder thing?
  <Spooky42> im not sure quite how it happened :(
  <Funky_> wtf
  <Funky_> you don't know how you stabbed yourself in the face?
  <Spooky42> i was eating corn. and it slid out of the corncob
  and i went to slide it in real quick and it didnt line up with
  the previous holes and it slid off into my cheek
  <Funky_> HAHAHAHAH
  <Spooky42> it hurts!
  <Funky_> sorry
  <Funky_> It's just too funny
  <Spooky42> i dropped my corn too!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578305
text:
  <sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
  <Robert> bbl
  <Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
  <sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a
  party and play rap music
  <sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578380
text:
  <Hellspawn> Does anyone know a place where i can download
  Raymond E. Feists books because a) i have other things to
  spend cash on. b) Have run out of said cash and c) Kazaa
  doesnt have any
  <Kura> eww, you would actually read that much off a screen?!
  o_O
  <Hellspawn> there's a great new invention - schools printers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578411
text:
  <bri> 12
  <bri> er
  <bri> 22
  <napalm_> sweet...
  <napalm_> oh
  <bri> either way
  <napalm_> darn thought someone I might be able to score.
  <napalm_> lol
  <bri> im not gonna ask
  <napalm_> I always keep lollipops on me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578445
text:
  * ZoMbIeGuY has joined #finalfight
  <Xerox> It's a zombie! Aim for the head, guys!
  <ZoMbIeGuY> =(
  * ToastyGhost knocks ZoMbIeGuY unconscious
  <Nimduin> ...Wow, he's either AzN or StUpId.
  <ToastyGhost> Just an AOL'r
  <ZoMbIeGuY> Uhh... I'm outter here.
  <ZoMbIeGuY> goodbye.
  * ToastyGhost cheers
  <Nimduin> That, or he's Fake President Deling.
  <TedAran> Ha
  * ZoMbIeGuY has quit IRC (Quit: )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912123
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578472
text:
  <norml> "U.S. and British aircraft earlier Wednesday pounded
  targets in Iraq's southern no-fly zone and dropped leaflets
  telling Iraqi soldiers how to surrender"
  <norml> lol
  <norml> how to surrender, they should have hired the french
  for that
  <pfloyd> rofl!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912123
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578497
text:
  <NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to
  take over my computer =|
  <NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912123
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578551
text:
  <Mr_Milkman> i just found some metal shavings and shredded rim
  tape inside my wheel
  <Mr_Milkman> i've no idea why i didn't get puntures
  <Mr_Milkman> time to go buy some rim tape i think
  <olly> heeeheeheee "rim tape" heeheehee


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578600
text:
  <!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog.
  its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578624
text:
  <sd> my mom got pissed at me today
  <sd> I was wearing the "the axe effect" and it must have
  turned her on, because she told me to leave the room and stay
  away from her =/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578649
text:
  <peer`> I cut off gummy bear heads and put them over the LED's
  on my keybaord
  <peer`> now I have glowing gummy bear heads


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578674
text:
  <Kouban> My friend had a dog that ate a sock once, and it came
  out hole x_x
  <Chimerasame> ..
  <Crimsonmonkey> which hole
  <Kouban> FUCKING TYPO DIE ME


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578698
text:
  <thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials?
  <thinkmad> one of them should be
  <thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578722
text:
  Xrevolution: :)
  Xrevolution: thats the look on his face
  leninadelawl: no its more like
  leninadelawl: =)
  leninadelawl: pwned
  Xrevolution: your use of "pwned" is about as vague and
  inaccurate as my mom calling anyone with hair other than a
  buzzcut a "punk"
  Xrevolution: in other words, stfu


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912126
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578748
text:
  <Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4
  more months before i go home...
  <Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards
  caffeine.
  <Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912127
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578775
text:
  <BenZor> ASIO hired my cat to spy on me, it goes in. it goes
  out now it sits here watching me, im sure they bugged it and
  they call it out every so often to change tapes :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912128
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578826
text:
  <DB7> Meat_30: Sex change?
  <Meat_30> yep
  <DB7> Works for me
  <DB7> Any hole's a goat
  <DB7> errr
  <DB7> goal*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912128
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578850
text:
  <ednometry> what seperates man from the other animals
  <fripple> the 401k
  <lavalamp> a condom, hopefully


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912128
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578880
text:
  * Hawk boots up Windows
  <Beyonder> It's like a million mac users cried out in pain and
  were suddenly silenced...
  <suds|finals> lol
  <Beyonder> wait.. make that 5000 mac users, let's be realistic
  <Evs> LOL
  <SysError> XD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578910
text:
  <wild-> u want to know a good jacking method?
  <wild-> get a baggie
  <wild-> dump some lube in it
  <wild-> then stick yer dick in it
  <wild-> and throw everything between the boxspring and matress
  <wild-> then go to town
  <BlackDeth> you're a masturbating champion
  <wild-> BlackDeth: i wish i could claim i invented it :( but i
  stole it from www.jackinworld.com


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578933
text:
  * zztzed wonders why there are closed captions in cell phone
  commercials.
  <Inuchance> zed: Well, some of them DO have text messaging
  now. =P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578956
text:
  <Azif> I want a computer that i can plug into the back of my
  neck. That way I can have both hands free when I'm looking at
  internet porn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.578982
text:
  <StreaK> fuck im in a lot of channels
  * Volt|Sleep does a whois a StreaK
  <Volt|Sleep> StreaK is on #3drealms @#incest_r_us @#
  animalphilia @#fecalphilia @#luvn_lambs_rule @#mom-fuck-movies
  #disney_pics
  <StreaK> WTF
  <StreaK> i thought i had ops in disney_pics


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579030
text:
  <MichaelBolton> okay, my ADD has officially gotten out of
  control
  <MichaelBolton> i just tried to go to the bathroom, but i
  ended up shaving, washing my face, taking a short shower,
  putting in fresh toilet paper, and taking out the trash. so
  now i'm back here, and i still have to pee.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579057
text:
  <eric> ...whered #goatsex go?
  <PyroP> hell.
  <eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from?
  <PyroP> hell.
  <eric> ...whats lleh backwards?
  <LdySaphyre> cheerleader.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579083
text:
  Nyoronyoden says:so yeah...I bought a fairly expensive class
  ring
  Nyoronyoden says:but I realized I hate wearing rings
  Nyoronyoden says:so I wear it on my necklace
  Nyoronyoden says:...a friend of mine said "Dude, you're
  fucking gangster. Even your jewelry is wearing jewelry"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579111
text:
  <KittieRose> So I get this email from this girl.
  <KittieRose> "I made out with a chick and got mono..."
  <KittieRose> I email her back.
  <KittieRose> "If you'd have made out with two chicks, would
  you have gotten stereo?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579160
text:
  <Sinclair-> i liked the new travel slogan for Gaza
  <Sinclair-> "Now only a stone's throw from jerusalem"
  <@Death-Blade> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579215
text:
  <Warfle> So get this.
  <Warfle> I'm getting my car inspected and theres this girl in
  line ahead of me.
  <Warfle> Pushing her car.
  <Warfle> "I don't think she's going to pass inspection"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579247
text:
  *** Rimbaud sets mode: +v HerrZombie
  <HerrZombie> yep
  <HerrZombie> ty Rim
  <HerrZombie> I didn't even have to ask
  <HerrZombie> you're on the ball today ;)
  <Rimbaud> I'm good like that.  People want me to + them, I
  just go right ahead and do it.
  <Rimbaud> A sort of + rape, if you will


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579280
text:
  <Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded
  <H4Z3> how so?
  <Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously
  they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make
  them so fucking small and hard to find?
  <H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver
  <Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be
  small, but why cant they make them more visible. like
  packaging them in bright red
  <Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you
  clap it beeps
  <H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine
  someone walking around their house, squinting and claping
  repeatedly.
  <H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?'  'Oh, I just need to fix
  my glasses.'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579344
text:
  <Warped^2K> we just got back from hiking in the bush
  <BIoNYX> i hiked in the bush once but i told her to shave that
  shit or i'd never do it again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579384
text:
  <Fattie> I'm fuckin hungry gonna go make some food
  <Fattie> if I DC call 911, I probably burned down the kitchen
  <[FKU]Greycloak> "Hello? 911? I'd like to report a fire at
  74.12.122.225"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912134
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579415
text:
  <@|-ZenitH-|> cow
  <@|-ZenitH-|> I been on many travels
  <@|-ZenitH-|> but today
  <@|-ZenitH-|> I saw a guy in a wheelchair try to play D.D.R
  <@|-ZenitH-|> as I walked from my bus to the train station
  passing the local brisbane city arcade
  <@|-ZenitH-|> The people surrounding him were thinking the
  same thing cow :P
  <@|-ZenitH-|> many tried to hide it
  <@|-ZenitH-|> since I was just walking past I felt it was my
  duty to laugh out loud.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912134
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579464
text:
  <BlackMoon> heh. kinda funny
  <BlackMoon> we used to use internet over phone
  <BlackMoon> now we use phone over internet
  <DooD> IT'S SOVIET RUSSIA!
  <DooD> in soviet russia, internet phones you!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579491
text:
  <anarch> i think I may assfuck the turks
  <anarch> i owe them
  <anarch> 2 centuries of occupation has made me bitter
  <Mr_Poppinfresh> dude, you're not Serbian
  <anarch> im roleplaying


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579514
text:
  <Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges
  into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with
  their own body!
  <derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right
  to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579539
text:
  <sithmaster> hmm i got a cut on my finger, not sure where it
  came from
  <DarkBlueTornado> i got multiple cuts down my arm...not sure
  where those came from either
  <RawBeef> Maybe you've been sleep emoing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579562
text:
  n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell
  n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc
  n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579589
text:
  <pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
  <RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right
  <pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579618
text:
  <WaterBomb> did anyone get fucked by the ice storm?
  <WaterBomb> I'm in west vagina
  <WaterBomb> we only got 6 inches
  <WaterBomb> but that 6 inches plus the ice has been a pain in
  the ass
  <WaterBomb> er, I live in west virginia


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579641
text:
  barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
  barry: woo
  Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
  Zaren: </rimshot>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579686
text:
  tj: tho there is this other girl who is like STUNNING i
  mean... kinda like a blonde cross between avril lavigne and
  melissa joan hart
  @mojo: jesus fucking christ.
  @mojo: what is her special power? killing erections?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579711
text:
  <jre> I know how to end racism.  It involves a lot of fucking.
  <egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
  <Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579737
text:
  <mbg> if a paintballgun doesnt kill people, and is thus called
  a marker
  <mbg> so is a regular handgun a permanent marker?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579761
text:
  <@Raekiel> .....just had a very blonde moment
  <@Raekiel> was lighting the stove and accidentally burned
  myself
  <@Raekiel> and for a very brief moment
  <@Raekiel> wondered why the fuck the flames were so hot, as I
  had it on low....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579810
text:
  <SWM> if the average penis is 6"
  <SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s
  about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579842
text:
  <M3atwad> my dad's been actin really weird lately
  <M3atwad> he comes up behind my while im doin homework and
  gives me back rubs
  <M3atwad> i don't know if it's sexual harrassment
  <M3atwad> or if he's happy im doin my homework so that he
  doesnt get arrested for me dropping out of school
  <M3atwad> ...
  <Kylie> your dads a perv
  <magik8> ur dads a perv
  <op_01001> your dad's a perv
  <dysc404> your droppin out?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579867
text:
  <Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are
  exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease
  <strung> so sex is good for fiting disease?
  <strung> ill use that excuse next time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579940
text:
  <darkdawg> bout how long till you can check my box out?
  <Trolan> no clue.  this shouldn't be taking me this long,
  excpet the guy who coded it needs to be shot.
  <Trolan> and otherwise, try an OB/GYN
  <darkdawg> ob/gyn?  type that as root?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579968
text:
  <Version> I have done absolutely nothing to him in any way,
  shape, or form.
  <Spike> That's why we have the ignore command
  <Version> Im not gonna hide away from someone when they are no
  where near  me.
  <MeePLe> Get a live journal or something...
  <Ver2> Why, so I can act like a manic depressed child like
  everyone else?
  <MeePLe> yes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.579999
text:
  <WimpBastard> so tired
  <WimpBastard> 3am
  <Buchwald> it's only 11am.  you should be wide awake
  <WimpBastard> ...
  <WimpBastard> wtf
  <Buchwald> dude, i live in america.  our time is the correct
  time.
  <Buchwald> therefore, you should be awake
  <WimpBastard> >:|


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580023
text:
  ET: Bash.org is moderated
  Lily: yeah. xD
  ET: that stuff has to be approved
  ET: if Bash.org is moderated, what the hell kinda stuff
  doesn't make the cut?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580074
text:
  <smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid
  <CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left,
  right, in, out, that's the way!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580097
text:
  <xbconnect> anyone alive?
  <PoohBear> just.. just go shoot yourself kthnx
  *** xbconnect (jirc@GSCCC-162169ED.brick101.nj.comcast.net)
  Quit (Quit: Leaving)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580125
text:
  <@DemocracyDan> 5 votes to get kyhx banned!
  <@DemocracyDan> fine if you are all going to spit in the face
  of democracy by not voting we won't allow talking at all
  * DemocracyDan sets mode: +m
  * DemocracyDan is now known as NaziNorm
  <@NaziNorm> this is what happens when you don't allow your
  voices to be heard
  <@NaziNorm> they get taken away
  <@NaziNorm> think about that for awhile


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580154
text:
  <m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying
  person" called
  <hydro-> euthanasia
  <Chaosbreaker> Microsoft terminal service


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580180
text:
  <jonathan> "By spending money on counterfeit software, which
  is often
  manufactured by organized criminals, customers also
  are
  inadvertently stifling the growth potential of the
  economy and
  contributing to the loss of tax revenue and
  employment.
  <dante> HAHA
  <jonathan> did you get your copy of win2k from the mafia?
  <jonathan> I know I did!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912143
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580204
text:
  <rAJ> wooo, i had sex tonight :D
  * pikkle holds back another "my mom" joke
  <pikkle> argh. YOUR mom, not mine. :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912143
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580233
text:
  <fahrvergnugen> wow
  <fahrvergnugen> I've totally avoided being in geekissues qdb.
  <fahrvergnugen> neat.
  <fahrvergnugen> ....
  <fahrvergnugen> as it now dawns on me, at this moment, that
  saying that on an irc channel is REALLY DUMB.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912143
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580283
text:
  <Peza> A terabyte is 1/8th of a bit, right?
  <sungo> If it is, I have a lot less disk storage than I
  thought


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580313
text:
  <EVILteddy> a couple of morman missionarys came to my door
  this morning
  <EVILteddy> hehehe\
  <Bakaneko-kun> whatd you do?
  <EVILteddy> mum had a cows heart out for the cats dinner
  <EVILteddy> i took it to the door and took a huge bite of it
  <Bakaneko-kun> really?
  <EVILteddy> yep
  <EVILteddy> it tasted horrible
  <EVILteddy> it was raw and bloody
  <EVILteddy> they called me a heritec and ran soooo fast^_^
  <EVILteddy> i was pissing my self laughing all day it was like
  the best thing ive ever done to a morman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580342
text:
  <punch> welp time to open a vintage 2003 botle of merlot
  <punch> ah, thursday, a very good year
  <punch> lemme just get this cap unscrewed and I can get to
  guzzlin'
  <h4m911> heh, cap
  <punch> don't all good wines have handles on the bottle?
  <punch> the best ones come in a space-age foil pouch inside a
  durable cardboard box
  <punch> in 50 years, wealthy people around the world will
  boast of their fine collections of boxed chardonnay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580371
text:
  <DilleMMa> im off to maccas now
  <DilleMMa> any requests?:)
  <Nelyx> some motivation with a side order of dignity
  <DilleMMa> and a large compassion
  <Nelyx> and no, i would not like fries with that
  <DilleMMa> i should get myself a "medium why do i even bother"
  <DilleMMa> toodles
  <Nelyx> they stopped serving those last year


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580399
text:
  Phil: C++ is java's uncle that never comes to visit, and had
  half his face blown off when he stepped on a landmine, also
  he's a pedophile.
  Phil: But he's the industry standard.
  David: and runs much faster
  Phil: He has to be able to run fast, he's a pedophile.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580428
text:
  <@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by
  now
  <@Sony> ...........
  <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
  <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
  <Malpine> Thanks for the info
  <@David> eh?
  <@David> damn i meant PAID
  <@David> I get PAID today
  <@David> dammit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580453
text:
  [2nd_law_of_thermodynamics] why are the vaginas always blurred
  out in hentai?
  [dsgasdsa] vaginas can bend light
  [dsgasdsa] 'the black hole'
  [2nd_law_of_thermodynamics] they must do it just to piss me
  off
  [dsgasdsa] it's because you should be focusing on their
  personality
  [dsgasdsa] shallow cunt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580478
text:
  <Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive
  some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from
  the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank
  you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be
  able to make it through these difficult times.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580503
text:
  <ardnew> no way. all europeans are the same. they have hearts
  made of cheese.
  <ardnew> and they can breath underwater.
  <ardnew> not to mention the tails they are born with...
  <SysSpider> i thought it was a replacement penis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580818
text:
  <Lasse> we're playing ping pong lolololololol
  <Lasse> !ping
  <ChanServ> Pong!
  <Lasse> !ping
  <ChanServ> Pong!
  <Lasse> !ping
  <ChanServ> Pong!
  <Lasse> !ping
  <ChanServ> Pong!
  <Lasse> !ping
  <ChanServ> Too many commands sent, please wait.
  <Lasse> whee I win


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580881
text:
  <Kateryne> brb
  <Kateryne> back
  <Malcavious> front
  <Kateryne> side
  <Malcavious> middle
  <Malcavious> other side =P
  <Zarakinthish> bottom
  <Zarakinthish> top
  <Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
  <Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
  <Kateryne> ....dude....
  <Kateryne> ew.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580908
text:
  Niv)Mutal: There is a crack in my window blinds, and every
  time I turn around, I see an eye staring through the glass at
  me. I can't deal with this any longer, its making me lose
  games. Any opinions / comments / suggestions?
  Hot_Bid: take the ring off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580936
text:
  <CactusJac> STEVEL = WELL I FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED BUT I KNOW IT
  FUCKING PISSED ME OFF AND THERE WAS SOME GREASEBALL IN THE
  BACK ROOM WHO LOOKED LIKE THIS JOKER, SO I GUESS MY ADVICE IS
  TO WATCH YOUR STEP IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, BECAUSE
  ALL BETS ARE OFF WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE IN THE
  MORNING, AND YOU FORGET TO BRING YOUR WALLET OR WEAR PANTS,
  AND THE FUCKING COPS PULL YOU OVER BECAUSE YOUR EYES AREN'T SO
  GREAT ANYMORE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580962
text:
  Ademska: ....okay so is P. Diddy now just Diddy?
  honestly x okay: I have no clue
  honestly x okay: I can't follow all his names
  Ademska: first he was Sean "Puffy" Combs, then Puff Daddy,
  then P Diddy, now Diddy
  Ademska: next he is just going to be a syllable
  Ademska: "Duh"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.580986
text:
  <DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order
  differential equations...
  <DagdaMor> *ding ding*
  <DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581010
text:
  <Falcon> bk is your name turd mcturdburger. fuck you.
  <bk> what why did you just go off on me
  <bk> when we are clearly best friends for life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581037
text:
  <^catalyst> we're a bunch of geeks, we collectively know
  everything.
  <WhiteyFord> yeah.. some of us even know how to get laid
  <Redback> im sure a large majority know how WhiteyFord
  <Redback> its just some strugle with the prerequsites


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581065
text:
  * freeloki hopes that this emote works; otherwise, he'll look
  like an idiot.
  <Abstruse> "emote"?
  * freeloki notes that his emoting was successful. 8)
  <Abstruse> I remember when the /me command was called an
  ACTION...now it's an "emote"?  Dude, they've finally managed
  to pussify IRC...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581091
text:
  <Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have
  permission to access this page, perhaps because you do not
  have a registered Something Awful Forums account. Here are the
  instructions detailing how to get your own SA Forums account:
  <Friction> Asaki|MotS: you aren't missing much though. just
  some sexually explict drawings and a rotaing anus with
  blinking text.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581117
text:
  <@NeoMinder> Hey cloud! Get off my you!
  <nightrunner> You ate paint chips as a kid, didn't you?
  <@NeoMinder> you mean wall candy?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581147
text:
  <jiffy> you ever squeezed your penis really hard and watch it
  change colors?
  <Illusory> I seem to be missing a penis. Can I try yours?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581170
text:
  <johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until
  girls are so thick around me I cant move my body


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581196
text:
  <Josh_Aogiri> "Give a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a
  man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
  <odin> I dissagree
  <odin> He'll be warm a few hours after his life is over


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581224
text:
  <{1000101}> America Jr my ass
  <{1000101}> Canada is like We Hate God Damn Iggerent Yank Land
  <_seph> you assume th atall of america is either stupid ignant
  countryfolk, or rapper wannabes
  <{1000101}> We have everything the US has, execpt we did it
  right
  <_seph> i despise both people
  <_seph> yes i always wanted to go to canada to live
  <{1000101}> No, I assume that all of the US a) thinks that
  *they* are America and b) are iggerent.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581250
text:
  <Ice9> ether is fun....
  <Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room
  filled with jello and with twice the gravity


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912152
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581326
text:
  <Kuroko> lasagna --> waffles ---> pie ---> cake ---> death by
  chocolate ---> chocolate coffins ---> embalmed in chocolate
  ---> maggots and chocolate ---> sexy chocolate-covered corpses


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581372
text:
  <@neom> I need some help Finding the name of a song. I sung a
  bit of it www.johnedgar.co.uk/help.wav - I think it has "Come
  tomorrow" in the words.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912153
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581397
text:
  <Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits,
  and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile
  <Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912154
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581421
text:
  * phx^mod looks at isolan thermal management tray
  <phx^mod> this looks like some serious cooling potential ;)

  [some time later]

  <phx^mod> ow
  <phx^mod> its got serious finger removal potential too :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912154
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581444
text:
  <Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials
  really have the advertised diseases, and if not, how much
  extra do they get paid to say that they do?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912154
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581471
text:
  <Thin-H-Line> what's the best thing about an ethiopian
  blowjob?
  <Porn_Angel> what?
  <SKS> wat?
  <Thin-H-Line> you know she'll swallow..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581496
text:
  <Ken> If a girl is 5'2" and weighs 110, what would her ring
  size be
  <Nny> Ken: depends on how big her finger is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581574
text:
  «Sretsnom» im 100% male
  «Kefka» I'm 92% male
  «Sretsnom» >__>
  «Sretsnom» whats the 8%
  «Kefka» That's after I've had a few


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581598
text:
  <Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right
  now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581625
text:
  <dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble
  <dav^> uncola: help
  <uncola> dav^: what did you do?
  <dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my
  friends login/pass
  <dav^> and they fucking looked at the log, bastards
  <uncola> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581653
text:
  <AccordionGuy> k%: SELECT * FROM People WHERE
  People.AttractedTo = 'me' ORDER BY People.HooterDimensions
  DESC
  <AccordionGuy> Now *that's* SQL.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581683
text:
  <kierabee> though the idea of 'talking dirty' with you does
  numb my brain a little
  <ian_> OK, I'll start so you can get the hang of it.  "I
  slowly remove your top and spread hummus around your armpits,
  inhaling the intertwining BO and chick-pea aroma"
  <kierabee> that's great


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581705
text:
  [kisama] if you break out your penis in space
  [kisama] your suit would depressurize
  [kisama] or your body would depressurize
  [kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the
  urethra


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581756
text:
  <Wegs> I can get my 2Kb/sec, so it must be working
  <Gothmog> wow 2K a second!!!
  <Gothmog> i got better than that on our old 33.6 :/
  <Wegs> yeah...
  <Wegs> I am connected at 26.4
  <Wegs> so blow me
  <Gothmog> lol
  <Gothmog> at those speeds, i could start blowing you now and
  you wont feel it unil saturday :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581785
text:
  <Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead
  <GFK1> when i die, that's it.  I'm buggered if i'm gonna start
  flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day.
  sod that.
  <GFK1> besides
  <GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings
  and stuff


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581836
text:
  <occifer> my penis was fat
  <occifer> not to long ago
  <occifer> so i employed a well known chineese remedy
  <occifer> you simple tug and pull at it for a couple of
  minutes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581862
text:
  <Koushiro> "Religion is the opiate of the masses." -- Karl
  Marx
  <Koushiro> "Winners don't do drugs." -- The FBI


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912159
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581892
text:
  <ecoli> i remember the girl who lived next to mea
  <ecoli> and we saw pictures in my dad's uh. magazines.
  <ecoli> "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN, LET'S TRY THAT."
  <ecoli> i think that was also her first golden shower
  experience, heh.   at that age, i figured that was the only
  liquid that came out of there.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912159
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581917
text:
  <ChineseElite> dirty is a fsking prono in itself
  <ChineseElite> ahh shit ive been on net too long.. i just said
  prono


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912159
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581965
text:
  Gr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the
  ftp can do?
  Jeff: ?
  Gr8Hamster: there was a thing I thought that you could do that
  would show the commands you could do with something.....
  Jeff: ?
  Gr8Hamster: nevermind
  Jeff: dude, it's a question mark.... type a question mark :-D
  Gr8Hamster: oh.. OH!  :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912160
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.581992
text:
  <peng> NOT JUST A PEN
  <peng> A LIGHT UP PEN
  <peng> IT GLOWED
  <peng> IT WAS AWESOME
  <peng> IT GAVE ME JOY
  <Amanda> SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU
  <peng> I think she used it as a dildo.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582069
text:
  <Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay
  me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when
  the bandwidth picks up after hours.
  <ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired
  instantly.
  <Ben174> : Where u work?
  <ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
  *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit
  (Leaving)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582122
text:
  <Joe> my friend told me to google kurea hasumi
  <Joe> and I did
  <Joe> that was a mistake
  <Denwa> Don't like jav's, Joe?
  <Joe> no, by mistake I mean I have 27 active torrents running
  now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582148
text:
  <Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games
  and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where
  I'll be safe
  <zardolf> how will you get out?
  <Ajplus1> I don't think that far


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582173
text:
  <Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
  <SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
  <SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
  <TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
  <TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582204
text:
  <El_Duderino> Baby loves me, yes yes she does.
  <El_Duderino> HUH!
  <DevonCase> Fuck you.
  <El_Duderino> ...
  <El_Duderino> Accept Neil Diamond into your life.
  <Al_Koholic> Dear God!
  <El_Duderino> No, Neil Diamond.
  <El_Duderino> God cannot come through in the clutch and cure
  my illness.
  <Al_Koholic> Is your illness by any chance being straight and
  he's curing it by making you gay?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582231
text:
  <mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i
  dont feel like drinking
  <mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582269
text:
  <KeeperX> if i say anything nonsensical
  <KeeperX> i'm cleaning my keyboard
  <KeeperX> sjkl;'
  <KeeperX> fvgbhnjkl;'ccfvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvb n  bvcxzxcvbbnm,.
  /,mnbvcxzAsdfghjkl;';lkjhwqwertyuioip['
  <KeeperX> k
  <KeeperX> i'm done
  <KeeperX> there were pubes in my keyboard
  <KeeperX> i dunno how they got there
  <Todd> sick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582320
text:
  volume Maxed out: it's fun talking to "suicidal" chicks
  volume Maxed out: because they always make the silliest
  excuses
  volume Maxed out: for why they haven't succeeded in their
  attempts
  volume Maxed out: and i give them like
  volume Maxed out: every tried and true suicide method
  volume Maxed out: including really simple and painless ones
  volume Maxed out: and they make up the dumbest excuses
  volume Maxed out: like
  volume Maxed out: start a car in a garage
  volume Maxed out: and sit back
  volume Maxed out: and theyre like
  volume Maxed out: i dont have a car
  volume Maxed out: or
  volume Maxed out: my parents wont let me use their car or
  something
  volume Maxed out: and i'm like
  volume Maxed out: bitch your gunna die who gives a shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582346
text:
  * r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s
  <r0bt3k> hehehe
  * r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn
  <r0bt3k> hahahah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582397
text:
  <ilifin> Crazy idea.
  <ilifin> Keanu Reeves as Sauron
  <ilifin> Hugo Weaving as Isildur
  <ilifin> Keanu: How about I give you the finger.. and you give
  me back my ring.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582423
text:
  <Dogan> Just try and imagine michael jackson as a football
  player
  <Samurai> ....
  <Samurai> All that i'm going to say to that is:
  <Samurai> the touchdown dances would be insane


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912165
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582444
text:
  *** Joins: Becky (~ral919@RisaNet-5356.dialip.mich.net)
  *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Becky
  (@Coffee): [Becky] Hmm..your cute.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912165
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582507
text:
  <dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
  <MightyQuinn> no you won't.
  <MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
  <dregan> Would you like to test that?
  <MightyQuinn> no.
  <dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm
  willing to give it a go.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582582
text:
  <Wraith> What IP addressing scheme should we use for the new
  lab?
  <Rance> 10.10.220 plus the number...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582612
text:
  <torch> is a 19" monitor big enough to run 1600x1200, or
  should i get a 21"?
  <qball> 1600x1200 is kinda tight on the 19
  <qball> actually it's very tight
  <Matt97GT> like 9 y/o tight?
  <ReeferCpe> male or female?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582645
text:
  <blitzoid> My ma got me a copy of PC Gamer'
  <blitzoid> I was like "Did you save the receipt?"
  <Jarky> haha why?
  <ChaosMage> Parents think gamers like those gay gaming mags
  <ChaosMage> Makes you wonder who the hell reads 'em
  <d0gZpAw> i used to like PC Gamer.. when i was on dialup..
  because it was a pain in the ass downloading demos to see
  whether a full release is worth 2 days of leech
  <blitzoid> "HOW TO MANIPULATE THE CAMERA TO LOOK AT LARA'S
  ASS! PLUS: OTHER DIGITAL BOOBS." - Sample from PC Gamer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582671
text:
  <Marco> stfu, i'm doing an IQ test on the net
  <Paranoua> if you want somethin positive do a HIV-test


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582697
text:
  <+TlMMAH> hey gary
  <+TlMMAH> what is porno that i should download
  <+TlMMAH> i am putting my dick into your hands here
  <+TlMMAH> not literally but, you know


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582725
text:
  <VsX> i had a great idea for a t-shirt, but part of it is
  trademarked
  <VsX> the front will say "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no
  evil...."
  <VsX> and the back will say "but touch and taste it ALL YOU
  WANT"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582750
text:
  <goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS?
  <goh2> well i wanted to try defraging
  <goh2> w/o windows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582773
text:
  <skydrome> man why are there so many diff aur packages of
  chromium :/ so confusing
  <xhazk> skydrome: No manual entry for why are there so many
  diff aur packages of chromium :/ so confusing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582797
text:
  sionanomics: know anyone that knows loads about cars?
  Teh Supreme Weez: Yeah.
  Teh Supreme Weez: My mate Jeeves.
  sionanomics: he online?
  Teh Supreme Weez: Yeah.
  Teh Supreme Weez: www.ask.com
  sionanomics: :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582823
text:
  <drunkers> do you know who i am?
  <vinnieT> nope
  <drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your
  knee and make your knee read a book
  <vinnieT> i dont read


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582879
text:
  <guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up
  to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a
  ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?"
  <guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls,
  ma'am"
  <guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and
  just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without
  another word
  <guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five
  minutes before she starts her car again
  <guyen> shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would
  have gone LAPD on my ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582907
text:
  <anomaly> im talking to gf
  <anomaly> lol
  <darkzeratul1> gf?
  <gOtHiC_fReAk`> lol
  <darkzeratul1> u have a girl?
  <anomaly> gothic freak
  <darkzeratul1> hmm...should have figured that out for various
  reasons ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912170
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.582961
text:
  <kennykiller> drombie, you need to up your social skills
  <drombie> Clarify
  <kennykiller> just because someone says they think youre funny
  doesnt mean they want to have sex with you :P
  <TheMster> SO THATS WHY I GOT ARRESTED


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583045
text:
  <Foamy> im a little teapot
  <Foamy> short and stout
  <Foamy> here is my handle
  * Trueborn has kicked Foamy from #totse (get the fuck out)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583096
text:
  <Shark> i'm the only human that has actually seen the loch
  ness monster
  <SeXyBW> is that what you call it now shark?
  <Shark> haha, that's what i call my dick
  <SeXyBW> so you are the only one that has seen it eh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583139
text:
  <[M4X]> CASEMODDER this isn t about me or who has your
  underwear. This is about me and the fact you re not wearing
  any underwear.
  <[M4X]>  :)
  <CaseModder> get away from ma ass u queer
  <[M4X]> lol
  * CaseModder puts some boxers on
  <[TFF]monkey> hands on balls, bums on walls lads
  * [M4X] opens secret passage in wall
  <[M4X]> MUHAHAHAH
  * CaseModder puts on chasity belt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583187
text:
  <Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is?
  <Guyver3> being me
  * Guyver3 gleams with an unholy glow
  <kingmob> now, see, that's the kind of attitude i like to hear
  <kingmob> the world needs more arrogant bastards
  <kingmob> i get lonely


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583216
text:
  <Viper187> ok
  <Viper187> I don't like Alcohol
  <Viper187> fuckin auto-eject
  <Viper187> It read the Halo CD, then spit the CD back out at
  me
  <Viper187> causing the CD tray to knock my goddamn glass off
  the desk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583243
text:
  lml-mike: i love to speak just after people saying : "...or
  not"
  lml-mike: it's compatible with EVERYTHING people says
  Quinten: you arent gay
  lml-mike: ...
  lml-mike: almost everything


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583269
text:
  <pms> Three Baby Boomers are still missing following Friday's
  collapse of a massive Jenga tower in this Atlanta suburb.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583299
text:
  < hunterr83> my penis is this big: 8==========================
  ==============================D
  < Pokute> That's fewer than 6 inches on my screen, man.
  < Pokute> and your balls are tiny
  < Pokute> I don't even know what's going on with your head,
  there.
  < Pokute> It's all out of proportion
  < Pokute> you should see a doctor


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583329
text:
  <MDRL> see
  <MDRL> when i want to remember shit
  <MDRL> i write it on my arm
  <MDRL> problem being, i wake up the next morning
  <MDRL> with, like, "30 foot tall cock" on my forearm and no
  context
  <MDRL> i'm sure it was a great idea
  <MDRL> but i'll never know for sure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583356
text:
  * Amuck50 designs some magic items for a D&D campaign
  <Amuck50> heheh Arrows of Nuking.....
  <Kyle> Cock ring of glory.
  <Amuck50> cock ring of +2 protection


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583428
text:
  <altus> internet diet is shitty
  <altus> cookies and spam all the time
  <xoroa> yea. and the cookies are totally dubious. i mean, who
  would eat one that expires in 2017?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583457
text:
  <Cosmic_Bard> King-Bob: You're about as articulate as Johnny
  cochrane, born an epilleptic claustrophic retard, in a small
  room with a strobe light.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583483
text:
  <WordSmith> my mums drunk
  <WordSmith> lol
  <WordSmith> she never gets drunk
  <XploSioN> take advantage matt ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583507
text:
  <@SYch0> fuck
  <@SYch0> this is gonna be harder than i thought
  <@BlackDeth> are you looking for your penis again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583533
text:
  <djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet
  server?
  <JediPimp> djazonic: format c: ; <insert linux CD>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583554
text:
  Camman2003: like real life duck hunt
  LpInKyD: yeah where you can shoot the annoying dog
  Camman2003: yeah\
  Camman2003: but dont you lose points for that?
  LpInKyD: not in real life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912176
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583608
text:
  <astrOdz> shouldn't you be at chruch?
  <nistor> no lol
  <astrOdz> you choose bsd over god?
  <nistor> hrm hard choice
  <astrOdz> well there is a devil on one side :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912176
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583646
text:
  <radar> been in the middle of a shag when the g/f's friend
  called... I just slowed down, and stated teasing her
  button...
  <Lashanna> lol
  <radar> meanwhile, my g/f was saying, "Hmmmm! yeeeessss...."
  and "Thaaat's goood"
  <Lashanna> lol
  <Lashanna> she didn't hang up?
  <radar> no... and it took about 10 minutes for her friend to
  work out what was goin
  no... and it took about 10 minutes for her friend to work out
  what was going on... then she kept listening
  <Lashanna> lol
  <Lashanna> so what was the friend doing?
  <radar> after a while, she was singing along
  <radar> closest I've got to a threesome


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912178
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583677
text:
  <KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
  <KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
  <KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
  <KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet
  too
  <KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
  <KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
  <KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
  <KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912178
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583704
text:
  <Terra-ist> i need roms
  * Terra-ist wants a good rom site
  <Terra-ist> just gimme a good rom site and ill shut up >=[
  <lea_notwriting> Ever tried Google?
  <lea_notwriting> I heard it has GREAT roms.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583739
text:
  <DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse.
  <DooD> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your
  strike!
  <DooD> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault.
  <DooD> A mouse is in excellent condition.
  <DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv>
  <DooD> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality!
  <DooD> You are stunned, but will probably recover.
  <DooD> wtf was that
  <timmo> well
  <timmo> a mouse whooped your ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583762
text:
  rebelustionist: and I accidentlu said fuck in class liek 20
  times
  Dekkar5: rofl
  rebelustionist: luckily she was a cool teacher
  Dekkar5: what did the teach do
  rebelustionist: she gave me one fuck a week
  Dekkar5: !
  rrebelustionist: the word
  rebelustionist: that is
  rebelustionist: ....
  Dekkar5: o that didnt sound right...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583787
text:
  <GunnX> I was locked in my bathroom once getting ready for a
  date
  <GunnX> :)
  <GunnX> door knob fell off
  <GunnX> those were the days
  <polyglot> wtf were you doing to the doorknob?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583816
text:
  <Shortigo> damned CS.. I keep spelling "pearl" as "PERL"
  <Jenny> ahahahaha
  <Jenny> lol
  <Shortigo> ironically I also find the need to add .cx on
  anything ending in "se"
  <Shortigo> "... after examining the fine detailz on the
  base.cx"
  <Jenny> hehe


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583839
text:
  <k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and
  everyone I know starts looking through my browser cache.
  * Hogie-One has that same dream!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583864
text:
  <Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here
  <PuffTheMagickBongPipe> ova.. something Alpino's sperm will
  NEVER see


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912181
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583943
text:
  <treph> I have my computer
  <treph> and
  <treph> no job.
  <treph> > i
  <treph> You are carrying:
  <treph> a computer
  <treph> no job


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912181
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583969
text:
  <Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid.
  <Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart.
  <Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is
  intelligent and reasonable.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912181
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.583993
text:
  jd1seeker: ok heres the the problem ... ive been seeing this
  girl for like a year now and i think shes getting bored of me
  ... we havent gone out or done anything fun in months , all we
  do is sit home and watch movies... so what i need help with is
  what should i with this girl , meaning bring her somewhere fun
  so she dosent think i a total loser ..

  TripleZero: Stick it in her butt, that always brings new
  excitment to the relationship


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584023
text:
  <DiNky> hey guys
  <DiNky> anyone have the black heaven soundtrack?
  <DiNky> anyone?"
  <DiNky> I'm looking for the song they play in the last ep
  <DiNky> ne1?
  <Parak> ack, you used ne1...
  <DiNky> so?
  <Parak> that term is so...20th century
  <Parak> this day and age, we use something like //e| |-|4/
  3z0rz T|-||z z0ngz0rz?!$!@!!!111


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584045
text:
  Spreadursunshine: wow you werent online all yesterday
  EinhanderMKII: Yeah I was out doing things PRODUCTIVE
  Spreadursunshine: omg! its a breakthrough
  Spreadursunshine: like what?
  EinhanderMKII: fixing my internet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584071
text:
  [Warmonger] my phone is always off in fact
  [AstralSin] my grandma would kick my ass if i didnt answer
  every once in a while
  [AstralSin] and of course, there's always the slim hope that a
  girl will call
  [AstralSin] but they never do
  [AstralSin] other than my grandma, but thats not the same
  [Warmonger] someone else's grandma maybe
  [AstralSin] ew


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584098
text:
  <livin> your cousin is a titerope walker, rite?
  <luckyest> he committed suicide by jumping off during a
  performance two months ago.
  <livin> maybe he was a bit *imbalanced*
  <luckyest> you're a dick, you know that right?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584124
text:
  <MistaED|CrazyTaxi> ARGHH
  <MistaED|CrazyTaxi> Crazy_Taxi.Deviance.ShareReactor.bin.exe,
  it doesn't bloody work
  <[whee]Kris|bah> .......you don't run the file, ed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584157
text:
  <CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple
  minutes
  <vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ?
  <CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour
  <vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours
  <CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13
  <CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny
  <CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest
  <|]resta> or it could be the HIV


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584191
text:
  Join: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com!)
  <Mr_Shroom> Good gracious.
  <Mr_Shroom> My ass is bodacious.
  <Mr_Shroom> I had no idea!
  <Mr_Shroom> Why was I not informed of my spanktacular
  backside?
  <Mr_Shroom> Eh?
  <Mr_Shroom> ...
  <Mr_Shroom> Don't make me lay waste to your cities!
  <Mr_Shroom> Fiiine.
  <Mr_Shroom> You big babies.
  Part: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com)
  <Coan_Arcanius> he's right, he did look good leaving


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584218
text:
  <Ludious> I think it's delightfully ironic that the aisle
  across from the valentines stuff at Walmart features family
  size bottles of vaseline.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584242
text:
  Petrosjko: How ya doin'?
  Keucu: I had a complete nervous breakdown and tried to drive
  my car off an overpass today and I think I scared the fuck out
  of Julian.
  Keucu: But I'm feeling better.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584270
text:
  <Jezabel-n-hell> im in a size 7 jeans now
  <TheMusclesFromBrussels> no you're not.
  <Jezabel-n-hell> my ass looks bangin
  <TheMusclesFromBrussels> no it isn't
  <Jezabel-n-hell> i stopped traffic today
  <TheMusclesFromBrussels> Jezabel-n-hell: it was probably near
  a red light


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584295
text:
  <fats> whats a kernel?
  <_astrodz_> kernel is the man who made kfc!
  <fats> huh?
  <_astrodz_> his chicken is built from source


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912185
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584325
text:
  <jonathans> can you kick his ass
  <Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing
  <Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card
  <jonathans> nevermind then


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912185
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584373
text:
  <skunko> dammit
  <skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster
  <AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912186
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584398
text:
  SansMuse: is there a word for using words in a passage from a
  language other than the one you're writing in?
  mr telnorp: Pretentiousness?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912186
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584427
text:
  <Caffy> I was just in my Attic and I heard a few rat's run
  around and I was like, dad did you know there are rats up
  here?
  <Caffy> And he replied with, "It's alright, Mortin doesnt
  bite"
  <Caffy> WTF, MY HICK FATHER NAMED THE RAT MORTIN?!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912186
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584452
text:
  <codyryan> because men, have problem controlling their
  testosterone
  <Skiz> not me I'm a pretty good shot.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584499
text:
  (Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an
  erection, will he give me Viagra?
  (Brodie) I need viagra for my paln
  (Samadhi) He may check you though
  (Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the
  truth
  (Brodie) Sweet
  (Brodie) This is win win


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584521
text:
  RetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com
  Chloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do
  that?
  RetardedCrow: I looked up cock.
  RetardedCrow: Fights, er, cock FIGHTS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584545
text:
  <w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and
  drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584571
text:
  OsakePenguin: I would go see elephants in Sri Lanka, but I
  think they're all planted with bombs to kill tourists.
  Zephurus: Haha.
  Zephurus: They even have their own navy and air force.
  Zephurus: How screwed up is that?
  OsakePenguin: The elephants? That's hella screwed up.
  Zephurus: The terrorists.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912188
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584598
text:
  <orange1> i think i got it figured out.
  <orange1> instead of giving users a long explanation on why it
  won't work when they uplaod a file named "what? me worry?.doc"
  to their web space, we can just give them the message "this
  file will not work. if you read the documentation, you would
  know why"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912188
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584649
text:
  <Kasugai> matthias_: You could get a job at Google telling
  their tech dept. what they are doing wrong!
  <matthias_> for one they still haven't got a mind-reader
  interface going
  <Kasugai> I hear they are still trying to implement safe
  search filtering on that one
  <Kasugai> Otherwise you get pr0n popping up every 8 seconds.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584678
text:
  <mETRo> you shoulda taken it back to walmart lol
  <mETRo> they take anything back
  <zx2ms> dude serisouly I was read to just throw it away and
  buy a new one
  <zx2ms> instead of go through the hassle
  <mETRo> you could bring in a box of used rubbers there
  <mETRo> and theyd be like "was there anything wrong with them?
  "
  <[xENo]> just set the kid on the counter
  <zx2ms> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584705
text:
  <tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame,
  take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and
  down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs
  the power cord


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584768
text:
  <r-j> ebay bought paypal for 1.5 billion dollars
  <Doh_> wow
  <smozoma> i wonder if paypal used ebay to sell themselves to
  ebay?
  <smozoma> and did ebay pay by paypal?
  <r-j> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584793
text:
  <Monsoon`> people are stupider than previously imagined
  <Monsoon`> My roommate talked to a customer today, told him to
  right-click on something.  So the customer got a pen and
  paper, and proceeded to write "click" on it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912190
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584817
text:
  ieyeasu: Many college students are liberals.
  ieyeasu: But liberalism != communism.
  vinnie: I know, I was just lumping everyone together in a
  convenient group
  vinnie: gah... has my text gone all italics?
  ieyeasu: Ack!
  ieyeasu: ITALICS!
  ieyeasu: Ironically, in a convo about communism, you've
  started slanting right.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912190
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584840
text:
  <nihil> I doubt my getting fired from the Dairy Queen is a
  bellwether of recession, but it sure is a bellwether of I
  stuck my wang in the butterscotch.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912190
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584869
text:
  <vasquez> whatever happened to that terron fellow?
  * wabbit points to jeff0r
  <DragonLord98> he died
  <DragonLord98> he got in a car wreck
  <DragonLord98> he got thrown through the windshield
  <DragonLord98> into oncomming traffic
  <vasquez> aww
  <DragonLord98> and hit by a church bus
  <vasquez> HAHA
  <vasquez> i knew that religion bull would kill him in the end


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584917
text:
  <Cyb> I remember the first time I talked to my ex girlfriend
  on aim
  <Cyb> and I said 'heh'
  <Cyb> and she was like "I hate when people say that!"
  <Cyb> that was like the most traumatic moment of my life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584958
text:
  <Axe> I
  <Axe> do
  <Axe> not
  <Axe> know
  <Axe> where
  <Axe> family
  <Axe> doctors
  <Axe> acquired
  <Axe> illegibly
  <Axe> perplexing
  <Axe> handwriting;
  <Axe> nevertheless,
  <Axe> extraordinary
  <Axe> pharmaceutical
  <Axe> intellectuality,
  <Axe> counterbalancing
  <Axe> indecipherability,
  <Axe> transcendentalizes
  <Axe> intercommunications'
  <Axe> incomprehensibleness.
  <JediHobbes> woah
  <JediHobbes> *blinks*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.584985
text:
  <monkeytwizzler> i just tried plugging a serial->ps2 into a
  ps2->usb1 in order to plug a usb mouse into a laptop with a
  serial port
  <monkeytwizzler> that was like 11 years of technology in one
  plugin


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912192
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585012
text:
  <Cherky> god school sucks
  <Cherky> well what i mean by that is "God, school sucks." not
  "God school,  sucks"
  <Cherky> god school would be pretty cool
  <Cherky> get to learn how to create planets and stuff
  <Cherky> and smite people


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912192
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585067
text:
  Session Start: Thu Dec 12 21:34:30 2002
  <burzzzzzz> 23:56:55
  <burzzzzzz> 3 more mins !! :D
  <cystum> till what?
  <burzzzzzz> i can drive on my own
  <burzzzzzz> 00:00:01
  <burzzzzzz> !!!!
  <milolilo> you're free!
  <burzzzzzz> <-- officialy a driver !! :D

  Session Start: Sat Dec 14 19:38:29 2002
  <burzzzzzz> i had a little disagreement with cement pilar
  while looking for a place to park my car :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585096
text:
  <TURBOMEAT> gross
  <TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before
  making grilled cheese
  <Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD
  <TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals
  <Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an
  inclined grill in the first place? O.o;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585125
text:
  <Eticam> ya know
  <Eticam> something ain't right
  <Eticam> right now, in 1 hour time, I'm downloading 2 hours of
  video/music
  <Eticam> that way I never get to see/hear it all


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585151
text:
  <`3pX^Manitoba>  If you sleep with a guy, it doesnt
  necessarily mean you're gay right?--PM ME plz, I need to kno
  <Jivedue> what's the setting? prison or at home?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585175
text:
  <StalkerofurSoul> you ever been looking at pr0n
  <StalkerofurSoul> and seen somebody that looks like your
  sister?
  * StalkerofurSoul shivers
  <Eldron> stalker, I just keep fapping, no matter what..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585201
text:
  <+lisa`> well, sometimes, when the moon is right i like to
  print out the source code to the Linux kernel, scatter them on
  the floor, lube myself up and roll around in the printed code.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585273
text:
  <NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone
  actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective
  birth control


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585298
text:
  <dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme
  <brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket
  and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!'
  <brian-w> and they give you money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585321
text:
  <monkeylice> i would get laid this weekend but my cargo van is
  in the shop and im out of chloroform


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585357
text:
  <inspin> so just as I cutting into my pizza, the bell rang
  <inspin> It was the little girl from nextdoor, asking where my
  sister was
  <inspin> so I hold up the knife covered in tomatosauce and say
  in an evil voice "she's not here right now"
  <3ll3> LOL
  <inspin> so she screams and runs away
  <inspin> I felt guitly so I start chasing her saying "I'm
  sorry"
  <inspin> Then her father sees me chasing after his little girl
  with, what he must have thougt, a bloody knife
  <3ll3> I hope he called the cops on you :p
  <inspin> well no, but I don't think I'm getting my knife back
  anytime soon :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585383
text:
  <rtwh0> why are you upset?
  <sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh?
  <rtwh0> umm never mind
  <sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther
  fucker , god damn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585406
text:
  <sammy1812> try puting cocaine on a bullet and shoting
  yourself in the head, the ultimate high i tell you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585431
text:
  <Glitch> i need to disconnect soon anyway
  <Glitch> so bye for now
  <MK> bye
  <MK> Live and Learn!
  <Glitch> and then get luvs?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585461
text:
  <comet_11> efnet's just like dalnet except no services and we
  have 'servers' instead of 'occasional connectivity emulators'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585496
text:
  <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
  <Donut[AFK]> INSULT
  <Eurakarte> RETORT
  <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
  <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
  <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
  <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
  <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
  <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
  <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
  <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
  <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
  <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN
  OPPOSING SIDES
  <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
  <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585528
text:
  <Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
  <HomerJ> blows up
  <Andrigaar> Don't they explode?
  <Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking
  battery acid.
  <Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for
  'rechargeables' and ---
  <Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE
  <Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585574
text:
  <#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty
  <#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585625
text:
  <RikisuuDelta> i'm glad my parents dont play quake, they'd
  frag my ass and tell me it's dinner time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585660
text:
  <conZ> how do i connect LED's to the pc ?
  <phaxx> stick it in your floppy drive. make sure you insert
  the cathode pin first or you'll melt the led
  <conZ> will make sure of that
  <phaxx> good
  <conZ> fuck
  <conZ> it doesnt work


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585682
text:
  taintedepitome: its sad
  i am RAWK: what?
  taintedepitome: when a boy wants ebola more than he wants you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585707
text:
  <h4ndb07> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 by PaulMcCartney is:
  <h4ndb07> (Quick! Quick!) What key is to the right of T on a
  keyboard?
  <Allio> r


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585742
text:
  <Maddawy> see i always wonder when i'm lookin at pr0n and
  jerking off so to speak
  <Maddawy> and if my mom walks in.. would i hide my dick or the
  pr0n?
  <cerebrus> jerking off so to speak? wtf? jerking off is
  jerking off, you don't need to so to speak.. RETARD
  <Maddawy> whatever...
  <greeny> see this hypothetical scenario happened to me...
  <Maddawy> lol.. wat did u do?
  <greeny> as the matter of fact i did neither..
  <greeny> see, it was after the point of no return.. so i just
  ejaculated, while quietly moaning and looking at my mom
  apologeticaly
  <Maddawy> LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  <greeny> yes.. it's one of the main reasons why i live on
  campus now...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585766
text:
  XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can
  drive us to air plane thing

  XtBA: holy shit i forgot the name

  XtBA: oh yea... airport

  Jiggy: ....wow

  XtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585792
text:
  <W-ll-am> well its nearly working
  <BoltBait> You are aware, code that ALMOST works looks NOTHING
  like the code that ACTUALLY works.
  <W-ll-am> dont tell me that, its due tomorrow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585816
text:
  * MaianAlien goes to reformat other PC.
  <Jerec> It's as if a million files suddenly cried out in
  terror, and were suddenly silenced.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585840
text:
  ( 19:01:31 ) ( StillSearching ) time to feed my cat, shes
  bugging me
  ( 19:01:56 ) ( StillSearching ) what is it about cats where
  they know you are reading something, so they have to walk all
  over it?
  ( 19:02:18 ) ( StillSearching ) how do i uninstall that
  feature?
  ( 19:02:39 ) ( [F] ) with a hammer =P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912201
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585891
text:
  <Squall^> does she looks like a japanese anime?
  <LStranger> Sorta.
  <Squall^> then go fuck her up
  <LStranger> I'd like to.
  <LStranger> Two problems... I have a girlfriend, and I haven't
  even talked to her yet.
  <Gage> two solutions, cheating and rape


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912201
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585915
text:
  <golgotha> wait, how did the Mexican Pledge of Allegiance go?
  <ShadowRage> we pledge alliegiance to the border, of the
  united states of america


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912201
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585940
text:
  <ALT--F4> im a irc nerd
  <ALT--F4> i have spend up to 14 hours on here at a time
  <ALT--F4> its my favorite thing until i remember that i have a
  penis.
  <Majin-Buu> k you are weird
  <Majin-Buu> ill have to take ur nick into consideration
  Parts: Majin-Buu (none@h24-66-113-73.tb.shawcable.net) [21
  users]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912203
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.585970
text:
  <Greek69> lol grow up asshole
  <TwoPairSux> You have "69" at the end of your name and you're
  talking to me about maturity?
  <Greek69> Do you even know what 69 means you fag?
  <TwoPairSux> You have "Greek" in your name and you're calling
  me a fag?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912203
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586000
text:
  <@Pie> unemployment rocks
  <@Commander> you got fired?
  <@Pie> long story
  <@Commander> well, you're not going anywhere


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912203
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586026
text:
  <Upth> AvatarADV: Having scripts is an advantage over having
  to do it by ear.
  <AvatarADV> Yeah, in the same way as having your -wife-
  gang-raped is an advantage because you don't have to
  impregnate her yourself, I guess...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586069
text:
  <DigitlDud> So you guys really don't care if I'm gay?
  <gopus> I personally could care less.
  <DigitlDud> I'm really afraid of telling my parents.
  <gopus> Then don't.
  <wafn> DigitlDud, the way I see it, all of us have things
  about us we are ashamed of.
  <gopus> That's right...
  <Skarab> yeah, DigitlDud, I gave my cousin tongue before, and
  I think that's far more embarrassing.
  <gopus> ...
  <logiclrd-> And I look hella ugly. You've seen my pics.
  <Hello1> DigitlDud: and you basically know that I couldn't get
  laid if my life depended on it.
  <frankyd> and I smell like shit.
  <gopus> ...
  <gopus> and I think AOL rocks.
  <frankyd> gopus: ...
  <Hello1> ...
  * logiclrd looks at gopus
  * gopus was kicked by logiclrd (Bye)
  <logiclrd-> there are some things I won't tolerate.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586095
text:
  < AxisV> thinking of a shuttle motherboard too is shuttle any
  good
  < Lion-O> AxisV: and what exactly does this got to do with
  Linux ?
  <@Shadur> No, shuttles explode.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586148
text:
  <fintler> I'm 14176 lines of java closer to getting about
  $2000
  <DocGonzo> maybe you can overcome the stigma that most java
  apps are gay
  <fintler> once you ignore the stigma....it's kinda addictive
  <DocGonzo> you mean like bumlove?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912205
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586223
text:
  negativecreep973: you know that feeling you get when your
  licking some randoms persons nuts and you stop to think "wow,
  theres balls in my mouth and there are starving children in
  africa"?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586250
text:
  <Cob`Onsite> unfortunately when i leave here, i must go to a
  church with a 90 year old secretary
  <Ridgey_wtf> church? what's that?
  <ragtop> its similar to a mental hospital, but with less
  physical restraints


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586277
text:
  <freshbob> man, this banana is huge
  <freshbob> i don't think bananas this big are natural
  <freshbob> they must be genetically engineered or something
  <manna> dude, it's not natural, but you have to give your ass
  a chance to relax


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586305
text:
  <Rav|Work> anyone want to write up a throttling FAQ for my
  company..
  <Whisper> "Take your hands and put them either side of the
  bitch's throat.  Shake like hell."
  <Lummy> Whisper wins.
  <Gatzby> agreed.
  <Rav|Work> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586342
text:
  <-{br}Huer{d}> My Linux box has 72 pin simms
  <-{br}Huer{d}> no wondre I only put in 48 mb
  <RuneStar> wow
  <-{br}Huer{d}> what do I do para?
  <RuneStar> thats fucking amazing
  <RuneStar> oh shit
  <Para@Work> put more in?
  <RuneStar> what do you do now
  <RuneStar> you computer fucking nerd
  <-{br}Huer{d}> I cant.. all bays are loaded
  <RuneStar> shit
  <RuneStar> they are
  <RuneStar> thats fucked
  <Para@Work> put bigger modules in?
  <RuneStar> ahh
  <RuneStar> of course
  <Para@Work> kinda like RS likes to do with his anus


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586368
text:
  <xhg> we're not allowed to have dogs in our condo. But judging
  from some of the women present at the condo meeting, I'm not
  sure that bylaw is obeyed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586392
text:
  <spid0r> i will soon be on netbsd...whatever the fuck that
  does
  <me> Go with linux, bsd will confuse you easily.
  <spid0r> BUT LINUX DOESNT HAVE TELNET


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586415
text:
  <zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of
  thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain!
  <Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee
  now, lest I cap with my gunneth!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912208
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586438
text:
  [+mrspip]: your right ;)
  [+SPo0n]: you're*
  [+[SCB]m0yda]: ooooo we got a spelling bot in here ;P
  [+SPo0n]: *have
  [+SPo0n]: and grammar :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912208
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586466
text:
  MYNAME15NEO: Damnit...
  DgtlHavoc: ?
  MYNAME15NEO: The only place I can put my cheezits will block
  the light on my keyboard
  DgtlHavoc: did you try the top of your head?
  DgtlHavoc: on top the monitor?
  DgtlHavoc: on the floor?
  MYNAME15NEO: Thats where I've got the lamp
  MYNAME15NEO: The monitors already got enough shit on it
  MYNAME15NEO: And I don't have a floor
  DgtlHavoc: ?
  DgtlHavoc: living in a electomagnetically suspended desk?
  MYNAME15NEO: Chair and desk is suspended from cables by a
  blackhawk helicopter
  MYNAME15NEO: I won the helicopter using my Pepsi points


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586552
text:
  <Rain-Movie> where is the hosts file.
  <Manaz> Depend which OS
  <Rain-Movie> win2k
  <Rain-Movie> i must edit it
  <Rain-Movie> to block gey flash ads.
  <Manaz> C:winntsystem32driversetc I think
  <Rain-Movie> taking up HALF MY PAGE.
  <DrillSGT> curse the adds
  <Manaz> adds - you're cursing mathematics?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586582
text:
  <@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart
  gave out
  <@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is
  the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife
  <@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark
  attack, you?" ".......Battlenet"
  <@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and
  sleep deprivation
  <@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes
  <@skold> youd think he could grab a snack
  <@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586607
text:
  <Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem
  with the registry*
  <Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or
  inch by inch like a gentleman* ?
  <Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586630
text:
  <gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life.
  <gloone> but it also made it worthwhile


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586678
text:
  <Soichiro> According to imdb, there was nudity, sex, much
  rape, and a haunted dildo
  <Merines> I know what I'm going to be for Halloween now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586703
text:
  ::: .topic@11.06a> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the
  crack of dawn had better be careful around me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912211
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586740
text:
  <Dan> I was at a funeral
  <Saria> catholics suck..
  <Dan> And I was drinking a pop
  <Dan> And for some stupid reason... the holy water was plugged
  into an electrical socket
  <Dan> So the wire was just kinda hanging out
  <Saria> so do pentecostals
  <Dan> So I trip on it... land in the holy water, spilling this
  brown pop in the holy water
  <Saria> lol
  <Saria> :/
  <lophyte> LOL
  <lophyte> awesome
  <Dan> I look down and said "Whoa.. it's holy crap!"
  <lophyte> LMAO
  <lophyte> HAHAHA
  <Saria> LOL
  <Dan> Never saw the inside of that church again...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912211
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586776
text:
  <@Campbell> do you think he/she/it understands anything we're
  saying?
  <@Campbell> LIke if I said...
  <tiny> Hmm..
  <@Campbell> small_bee: God hates you .. your mother and father
  hates you... THE WORLD HATES YOU
  <@Campbell> DO you think he/she/it understands?
  <tiny> S/he/it just might =)
  <small_bee>  yeah ,i love him forever
  <tiny> It's fairly direct
  <tiny> ..
  <tiny> Ok.
  <tiny> Maybe not


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586896
text:
  <FairchildDrumr> Damn the internet.
  <FairchildDrumr> It gives you easy access to lots of great
  women that are not easilly accesable.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586927
text:
  <FireHmpstr> My friend broke up with his girlfriend or
  whatever
  <FireHmpstr> So now every damn time I see the fucker I have to
  hear him whine
  <FireHmpstr> "But I loved her so much, how could i ever live
  without her, Blah blah..."
  <FireHmpstr> And all I can think about is how to kill him
  without anybody finding out.
  <FireHmpstr> and then maybe rape that bitch too
  <XKKBK> err, are you talking about me?
  <FireHmpstr> OH SHI-
  <FireHmpstr> forgot you were here


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.586955
text:
  <Ragnarok> i kinda like that
  <Ragnarok> i dig the natural look
  <haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro
  <haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587003
text:
  ( PovRayMan ) In one of the bathrooms on campus, someone
  wrote: "The Americans are the Nazis of the 20th Century."
  ( PovRayMan ) Below it, another person followed up: "The Nazis
  are the Nazis of the 20th Century, you fuckwit."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587031
text:
  <Aussiedog> guess what?? i actually get a cd in my eye just
  now
  <Iceman> how?
  <Aussiedog> i am chewing a cd
  <Aussiedog> and iput it in my hand and it flicked into my eye
  <Iceman> Aussiedog: you know cd tops are toxic? :P
  <Aussiedog> HOLY SHIT
  <Aussiedog> ok i spat is otu
  <Aussiedog> how toxic?
  <Aussiedog> coz my mouth is burning a little


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587053
text:
  <pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks
  like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas,
  and put in a freezer for an hour.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587080
text:
  <NobleArc> There's always google, WhiteBicycle.
  <NobleArc> Google is like.. The Oracle from The Matrix. O_o
  <NobleArc> it knows EVERYTHING.
  <WhiteBicycle> good call noble
  <NobleArc> Yet at times can be unimaginably useless.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912215
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587108
text:
  <SpaceCow> of COURSE they had computers in the 40's
  <SpaceCow> how else do you think they invented jews?
  <Volt9000> Jews aren't INVENTED
  <Volt9000> jews are GROWN
  <Volt9000> you plant a Jew Seed (2 ounces of foreskin) and it
  grows into a Jew Tree
  <RollingBrass> the way you can tell that they are ripe is that
  the nose to body size ratio is 3:1


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912215
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587132
text:
  <enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft
  Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the
  pending invitation.
  <enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and
  is not able to accept your invitation.
  <enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912215
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587176
text:
  < Codegen> one day my gf and I were watching TV, when the news
  reports came on talking about how there were suicide bombers
  in london, and how they destroyed the transit system. The news
  reporters said that these bombing were similar to the previous
  suicide bombings from a week before. Then my gf turns to me
  and asks, "Do you think that they are the same suicide
  bombers?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912216
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587204
text:
  <MidWay> Sounds like me writing a page that had the WinXP
  logout exploit..
  <MidWay> Friend set it to his desktop before I'd added it (It
  did actually have content)
  <MidWay> So the next time he logged in and it updated, boom,
  it logged him out.
  <MidWay> Problem was, he only had the one account on the
  machine :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912216
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587254
text:
  <WatashiWa> *eats more moldy bread*
  <WatashiWa> I'm gonna get kinky in a few minutes with some
  peanut butter. ^_^
  <mystic_knight> ....
  <Krelian|Owned> ....
  <WatashiWa> ....
  <mystic_knight> i feel sorry for your dog


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587277
text:
  [Seth] Ow. That fucking hurt. >:|. There was this giant
  snowball, like the size of a football. And it was set
  perfectly like a football to be kicked.
  [Seth] So being the genius I am, I kicked it. The thing was
  fucking solid ice with some snow on the outside. >:\
  [NooGe] Reminds me of charlie brown.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587306
text:
  <nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet
  connection?
  <[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets
  go by when I open the modem up
  <nARcOtIC]> how fast is it?
  <[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it
  <nARcOtIC]> right
  <[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it
  was uploaded 10 minutes earlier
  <[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587331
text:
  <chainsoar> fox news special: computer terrorists blow up
  several internets
  <chainsoar> at least 45% of the network of tubes is damaged
  beyond repair
  <Jill_Stihl> They are trying to hack your freedom!
  <chainsoar> FACT: hackers can break into the CIA mainframe and
  actually _download your freedom_


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587361
text:
  <deggie> I just 0wned a .jp!
  <sacrine> damn you are elite :|
  <eSDee> congrats
  <deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something?
  <sacrine> do we have a choice?
  <deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site?
  <eSDee> omg
  <sacrine> omfg


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587394
text:
  <@SpamapS> he was just a complete asshole to me last night...
  and then was talking shit about it after I left
  <@Redb3ard> dude, i didnt see it haappen
  <@SpamapS> I was arguing with him that ReiserFS was better for
  directory lookups, because it used b-trees to store meta
  data...
  <@SpamapS> so he's like .. "Do you even know what a b-tree is?
  " ... I told him to kiss my ass...
  <@SpamapS> He says "I have my algorithms and data structures
  book here... so tell me what a b-tree is"...
  <@Redb3ard> um
  <@Redb3ard> you do realize, that this finalizes your geekhood
  <@SpamapS> At which point, I told him I didn't need this crap
  anymore and went to bed...
  <@Redb3ard> there is no turning back, its irreversible, ta
  this late stage


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587421
text:
  <Pikaben> I find it eerie that Renegadellf knows that I'm
  left-handed.
  <Pikaben> He says that it's because I take forever to
  masturbate.
  <Pikaben> Then he said something about using right-hand
  masturbating techniques.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587469
text:
  <red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous
  doesn't mean it's wrong
  <mute> red, that's what i tell my woman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587493
text:
  jaylane0910: oh gross
  e l i t e  m r p: ?
  jaylane0910: my cmoputer science teacher corrupted the word
  g-string for me
  e l i t e  m r p: heh
  jaylane0910: she said she was writing her own string lib
  jaylane0910: her name is Gioviana or something
  jaylane0910: and she caled it GString
  jaylane0910: and shes ugly
  jaylane0910: and damn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587521
text:
  Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m
  making fun of them
  Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult
  ph'x: haaha
  ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587549
text:
  <Cyb> heh this guy I knew in high school forgot to write an
  english paper until like the day before it was due and it was
  supposed to be a work of fiction a couple pages long
  <Cyb> so he wrote down the half-life sp story
  <Cyb> and stretched it out as much as he could
  <Cyb> and got an A


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912220
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587596
text:
  <tralamat> microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of
  software to the rescue effort in new york
  <devilish1> 5 mil of software
  <tralamat> shit i see cops diggin rubble with an outlook cd


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912220
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587621
text:
  <Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY
  CARD
  <LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?
  <Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587645
text:
  <~Flash> how does one explain the difference between celeron
  and non celeron to a non tech ??
  <+bomarrow1> one is for toasting bread
  <+bomarrow1> the other is for processing instructions


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587669
text:
  <@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad.  I figure I
  can kill three birds with one stone by doing this:  1) play a
  game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587692
text:
  Jentsu13: i just had an idea for a cool picture
  Jentsu13: that would be highly offensive and inappropriate
  Jentsu13: twincest jesuses
  Jentsu13: titled
  Jentsu13: jesus fucking christ
  Jentsu13: yeah i'm going to hell for that one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587716
text:
  <cave> what does stfu mean??
  <nso> shut the fuck up
  <cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so
  mad..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587744
text:
  <TuorSirfalas> I tried using my sis's G5 powerbook or
  something
  <Cloud02> she has a mac? poor thing.
  <TuorSirfalas> she bought it for the logo
  <TuorSirfalas> her words, not mine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587770
text:
  <reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from
  a cow.
  <reuben> i had a great upbringing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587825
text:
  <T> I couldn't decided what I wanted so I just got one box of
  each type of fruit snacks, some gummy bears, and 5 pints of
  americone dream ice cream
  <T> When I went up to the checkout, the lady looked at me like
  I was crazy after she finished ringing me up
  <T> I'm not sure if it's cause I spent $100 on fruit snacks,
  or if it was cause I had a sword
  <T> Anyway, so I tie the bag handles around the hilt of the
  sword, cause there's too many bags to carry, and I set off
  down the road
  <T> nobody tries to stop me
  <T> I get about 3 of the 6-7 blocks towards home down when a
  police cruiser pulls up beside me and tells me to put
  everything down and put my hands on my head
  <T> Luckily, as I've said before, the cops in the UC/Converse
  area are cool as shit
  <T> It's only SAPD that sucks
  <T> So the first thing the cop says is "Is that a weapon son?
  ", to which I reply "It's a sword, officer"
  <T> So, I reply "No officer, I just wanted some fruit snacks."
  <T> Now he's really giving me a look, and puts his spotlight
  right in my eyes
  <T> He says "Are you high son?"
  <T> "No officer, just a little drunk."
  <T> He's like "Alright, well since you've been honest with me,
  let's get you home. Let me see your ID."
  <T> So I give him my driver's license, he tells me to hop in
  the back, and he takes me to my house and drops me off
  <T> I ate an entire box of fruit snacks in the back seat of a
  police cruiser
  <T> He even let me keep my sword


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587852
text:
  *** Now talking in #honda
  *** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out
  the tailpipe?'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587878
text:
  <MrFreeze> AND I PUT 3 OZ OF WEED IN 2 COOKIES
  <MrFreeze> AND THEY WERE LIKE 1" ACROSS
  <MrFreeze> MMM THEY WERE YUM!
  <noj> and 2 feet high!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587928
text:
  * [A]LastOutlaw (_A_LastOut@142.161.86.255) has joined #script
  <[A]LastOutlaw> anyone know what this means "Break: command
  halted (line 1098, sonica.mrc)"
  <God> something or someone cancelled the script
  <[A]LastOutlaw> then how do get rid of it...
  <God> stop cancelling it
  <[A]LastOutlaw> k
  * [A]LastOutlaw (_A_LastOut@142.161.86.255) has left #script


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587956
text:
  <Ixnorp[Regenerating]> I think I've found an excellent unit of
  size measurement. It's the 'I could kill you and hide your
  body in it' unit. People usually become very quiet after you
  say, "yea, I could kill you and 3 other people and hide the
  bodies in this"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912224
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.587981
text:
  <Saralou023> its a veteran computer......i think mines got a
  virus
  <CamboniMachine> dont u have norton or something like that?
  <Saralou023> a norton? ......is that a type of computer?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912224
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588002
text:
  [07:34] * Fustard is away, penis butter puffs [log:OFF]
  [page:OFF]
  [07:45] * Fustard has returned, that was some good cock.
  [gone:10m21s]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588074
text:
  <vermifuge> dude what the f
  <vermifuge> 256 megs kingston for 20 dollars, shipped
  <dr\gonzo> FOR LESS THAN A PILL OF ECSTACY YOU CAN HAVE 256MB
  OF RAM


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588097
text:
  <zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin
  mouth
  <zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588126
text:
  <@Avalanche> The other night, I was at a friends house. And we
  had a bon-fire. I turned the lights out, got a marshmellow,
  set it on fire. Then began to run around the yard, with the
  marshmellow on fire, waving it in the air. Everyone was like
  "wtf are you doing". I said "guess what I am". They replied "I
  dont know". I replied "space shuttle columbia". I thought it
  was funny joke, if you take away the sick tragedy of losing
  human life.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588158
text:
  <SWTrilman> i'm not huge into porn
  <Draken> my porn interests, no punning here, come and go
  <SWTrilman> i used to be into it
  <SWTrilman> i guess i just got over it
  <Draken> but she looks so sweet and cute and wholesome... and
  then she's masturbating to turtles
  <SWTrilman> or something
  <Draken> eh, you get burned out on porn
  <Draken> you either distance yourself for the most part, or
  seek out more and more extreme porn to fill the gaping hole in
  yourself.
  <Draken> then you get arrested for raping a sheep while
  wearing a Spiderman costume


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588199
text:
  <JustinArthur> I used to surf up the interweb and IRC in
  Windows 3.11 on a an AMD 80386DX 40MHz edition.
  <skyfire> JA: after walking three miles through waist deep
  snow, up hill, when it was -40 outside just to get to your
  computer :P
  <JustinArthur> Shit, back then, we had to use TCP/IP over
  smoke signal protocol.
  <Nikolai> Why the hell was your computer on top of a hill in
  waist-deep snow? O.o
  <Lorentz> Why not?
  <skyfire> smoke signal protocol!?!
  <skyfire> in my day, we used a log and two sticks
  <JustinArthur> Yup, someone would be at the fire on the hill
  with a blanket and yell out the 0s and 1s to the guy whose
  turn it was to be demodulator.
  <skyfire> we just pounded them out on the log with our
  demodulator writing it down with charcoal
  <skyfire> of course, noise was always a problem
  <skyfire> lousy october gales
  <skyfire> we were droping smoke packets like there was no
  tomorrow
  <skyfire> then we came up with the idea of broadband over
  forest fire
  <skyfire> that didn't work very well
  <skyfire> I mean, we got the blazing speed we expected
  <skyfire> unfortunately, we had a tendency to burn out the
  modems =/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588236
text:
  <+fuji@2ch> Basically, he and his second wife, not my mother,
  got in a fight.  He kicked her out and started drinking
  massively.
  <th0r> ah, fuck alcohol >.< one of the worst materials we ever
  created
  <+fuji@2ch> He spent awhile sitting alone in the house with no
  food and few hundred scotch bottles.
  <th0r> That's crazy... how's everything now?
  <+fuji@2ch> He basically fried out his brain,and went crazy
  and started building a fort in the middle of a busy street.
  <th0r> ... what? Seriously?
  <+fuji@2ch> yeah, no kidding.
  <th0r> That sounds more like something a paranoid
  schizophrenic would do...
  <+fuji@2ch> Yeah, well maybe there's some other issues going
  on.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912228
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588292
text:
  * altair is leaving to go out into the big blue room
  <altair> thi big BRIGHT blue room...
  <g-o-d> you mean outside?
  <altair> g-o-d: yes
  <altair> with the yellow Daystar
  <g-o-d> and the green and sometimes black carpet
  <altair> yeah...
  <g-o-d> cool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912228
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588320
text:
  <Spazzo> What would you say if I just got back from getting
  laid from my g/f?
  <Grosz2> dude
  <Grosz2> You fucked a porn movie?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912229
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588370
text:
  <RndmLeon> Well as I'm on this network all the time I suppose
  I might as well camp here as well
  * RndmLeon prods Asimov
  <Ankheg> good kid. stand by for assimilation
  *** Ankheg sets mode: +o RndmLeon
  <Ankheg> assimilation complete
  <RndmLeon> Argh, No ple.... Drone ready


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912229
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588396
text:
  <ZiR0> id jack off
  <Dead_One> i would to, but that would make 15 times today
  <Dead_One> oh, wait
  <Dead_One> 01:34:56
  <Dead_One> no, its a new day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912229
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588420
text:
  --> Sunny (~Sunny@as1-71.w3c.com) has joined #gtk+
  <Sunny> hello every one
  <Sunny> can anyone tell me waht to choose QT or GTK+


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912230
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588448
text:
  <@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV
  <-- LMFAO!
  * Dilandou laughs like hell
  <@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
  <@Dilandou> he took his top off
  <@Dilandou> omfg
  <@Dilandou> LMFAO
  <+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that
  there are people in some parts of the world that are
  unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we
  waste it!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912230
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588481
text:
  <`Sonny-Michaels> Oh good lord
  <`Sonny-Michaels> As if www.mofo.com wasn't bad enough
  <`Sonny-Michaels> You know the company Powergen?
  <@Evil-PR-Director> uh oh
  <`Sonny-Michaels> I'm told they're starting to move into Italy
  <`Sonny-Michaels> Using the suffix Italia tacked onto the corp
  name
  <`Sonny-Michaels> That's wrong in more ways than I want to
  think about
  <@Evil-PR-Director> yeah...
  <`Sonny-Michaels> Specially since they spelled it out for the
  url
  <`Sonny-Michaels> http://www.powergenitalia.com/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912230
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588510
text:
  * Bishi (~somebody@newt-news.com) has joined #zgeek-tech
  <Bishi> op, op-me-do
  <Bishi> you know, I'd op you
  <Bishi> I'll always be true
  <Bishi> so ple-e-e-ease...
  <Bishi> op me do
  <Bishi> </beatles>
  * RickBitch sets mode: +o Bishi


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588532
text:
  [BD]NDI is away: Curling out nice long strands of Shite
  nick: ([BD]NDI) is now known as ([BD]NDI|Shoite)
  (Dunceor) spam


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588552
text:
  (synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt
  want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants?
  .. well, i just did .. computers are cool.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588579
text:
  <cams> hey look, I'm japanese
  <cams> rororro
  <Ferrus> hey look
  <Ferrus> i'm japanese
  * Ferrus flies into the side of a us destroyer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588604
text:
  <[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother?
  Sister? Lover?
  <Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above
  * [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588627
text:
  <Mohjo> your puny sacks cannot hold me
  <Mohjo> ... that made me sound like an overly large testicle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588658
text:
  <Mansion_Maniac> I just realized something
  <TheEnforcer> ??
  <Phone> ??
  <Mansion_Maniac> if you renamed "humans" as "Terrans";
  "aliens" as "Zerg"; and "Predators" as "Protoss", the new
  Aliens vs. Predator movie would totally be a movie adaptation
  of StarCraft.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588734
text:
  <PTM> when i was ten...
  <PTM> (interesting story, no?)
  <PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl
  <PTM> and like
  <PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling
  <PTM> with penetration
  <PTM> but no orgasms.
  <Damsel> you fucking fucked at 10?
  <PTM> well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588760
text:
  <flawed> i bet #mensa is like #lesbians .. except it's a bunch
  of retards pretending to be smart, instead of a bunch of guys
  pretending to be lesbians.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588792
text:
  <Makenshi`> the creator of the qwerty keyboard must have had a
  fetish
  <Makenshi`> I don't think it's a coincidence that you can type
  'stewardess' with one hand


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588842
text:
  <shortyz> call your isp
  <shortyz> god help whoever has to help your sorry ass
  <bette> how do i call internet explorer?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588869
text:
  <coldXfire_> i need a slogan for an abortion clinic
  <coldXfire_> ideas?
  <p0lska> "If he doesn't pull it out, we will."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588894
text:
  <@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip
  naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty,
  bloody session of demented masturbation
  <Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found
  a porno in my room


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588918
text:
  <doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all
  the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am
  south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588973
text:
  <Iceblast>: would you enjoy sucking a hot girls clit if it
  grew to the size of a small penis?
  <Iceblast>: and if it grew erect so that the tip was right
  next to her anus
  <Iceblast>: just after she'd had a shit - and some was caught
  in the butt hairs that she has
  <Iceblast>: but remember, aside from that she's the hottest
  girl in the world
  <ankis>: FUCK OFF!
  <Iceblast>: hahahahahahha - you know you would


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.588999
text:
  (dosdemon)  theres just all these other car brands in sega gt
  (dosdemon)  like "ford" and "chevy"
  (dosdemon)  they must be real small
  (dosdemon)  because they only have 2 cars to choose from
  (dosdemon)  then you go to subaru and theres like "impreza wrx
  sti type r version b aspec 2"
  (dosdemon)  "mitsubishi lancer evolution VII GS Tommi Makinen
  edtion"
  (PACHUKA)  on an xbox that car would be mitsubi~1


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589049
text:
  <Rob_> What is the word where you think everything should die?
  <+shortarabguy> emo?
  <Rob_> heh
  <Rob_> good one
  <zenmastar> goth?
  <Rob_> shut up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589075
text:
  Myke`: Bush's national security adviser is named Condoleezza
  Rice
  Myke`: wth kinda name is that?
  dodee: sounds like a mexican side dish.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589120
text:
  SA_Williamson> Hello, who is the owner of this channel?
  * Knirch goes down for maintenance.
  <SA_Williamson> !list
  <SA_Williamson> ok
  <SA_Williamson> just to let everyone know i have a federal
  supena
  <SA_Williamson> and will be entering you fileservers lawfully
  <Knirch> lol
  * Knirch sets mode: +b *!*saw@*.lab.fbi.gov
  * dgk2 sets mode: -b *!*saw@*.lab.fbi.gov
  <dgk2> not a good idea
  <dgk2> Knirch .
  <dgk2>  I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n  Nick: SA_Williamson
  <dgk2> > Address: saw@pc1xd3.lab.fbi.gov «Government»
  <dgk2> > Name: fbi
  <dgk2> > SA_Williamson is using modes +ix
  <dgk2> > SA_Williamson is connecting from *@pc1xd3.lab.fbi.gov
  <dgk2> > Channels: #tvseries
  <dgk2> > Server: fla.us.atomicchat.net, Atomic-Chat
  <dgk2> > Channels in common with SA_Williamson: #tvseries
  <CJdude[20]> whoa
  <SkRiBBleZ> ok that's not cool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589149
text:
  <screamingholt> At that stage  was n6r0a33y -5ng5ng 6f 00y
  d5a3 6n s60e 06f6s 'scr-[t 0eds and weed
  <screamingholt> Damn...Fn key
  <redcloud> ROFL.. i thought that was an attempt at 1337 speak
  :P
  <redcloud> i was trying to interpret it :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589198
text:
  <@semi> heres the way I see it
  <@semi> they say you are supposed to spend two months salary
  on the ring
  <@semi> better do that now when you are earning 50 bucks a
  month


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589229
text:
  <_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the
  accesories <Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to
  you? :)
  <_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear
  <Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear
  molded on to their bodies


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589252
text:
  < Tobester> I downloaded a file named JESSICA ALBA LESBIAN
  PORN SEEN DIVX at 12mb and it was a guy fisting himself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589280
text:
  <+Huitzil> PETA is starting a campaign stating that the secret
  ingredient in KFC chicken is "cruelty"
  <+Huitzil> cruelty is apparently the most fucking delicious
  thing on Earth
  <@Dracos> Yes.  It is.
  <@Dracos> Which is why veal is the best food ever.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589305
text:
  Steganos128: Have you ever had anal sex?
  BigFatJeffK: um . . . dude . . . i'm in the middle of giving a
  presentation at work.  real nice.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589346
text:
  <Tarage> I hate to update to things, they always make it worse
  <@Ixnorp> you're too pessimistic.  I bet that if you jumped
  off a building
  you would expect to land in a truck full of pillows
  <anorexic_poodle> wouldnt that make it optimistic
  <@Ixnorp> no, because he would have failed to kill himself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589382
text:
  <wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
  <wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the
  house
  <wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
  <wangschlong> it turns out
  <wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589423
text:
  <demios>Nothing is quite so disturbing as looking under your
  parents' bed and finding a box labelled "extra-stretchy cock
  ring"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589471
text:
  <treke|laptop> wtf is terrier_explosion
  <hendersa> An exploding terrier.
  <hendersa> Geez.  I though the filename was self explanatory.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589524
text:
  <Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all
  guys are bi.
  <JtHMx> *shrug* find out
  <BathTub>  I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want
  chicks to be bi'
  <JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912241
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589553
text:
  <^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last
  night, had to leave her here this morning when I went to work,
  I come home and the bitch is gone and stole my damn cat
  <^CHH>Stormer> that dumb bitch.....
  <^CHH>Stormer> she wouldn't even swallow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912241
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589578
text:
  <Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will
  i cry??
  <Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on
  it ross


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912241
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589602
text:
  <burntash> try this shit on for a size, a telemarketer just
  called me and when i answered hello they told me "please hold
  on, all our staff are currently busy"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589627
text:
  Spanky: dude...there's a guy with the aim SN "themormonjihad"
  TyFlame: rofl
  Spanky: what the FUCK
  TyFlame: conquering the world, one wife at a time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589654
text:
  <tortoise> what should i name my turtles?
  <archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head
  off with a shotgun


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589677
text:
  <Jesse> shit. i dont know wether i should anally rape you like
  a blonde ass whiteboy or beat you like a red headed stepchild


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589728
text:
  <KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man
  <KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears
  <KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing
  <KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589773
text:
  * jesuschrist (she-christ@144.138.49.12307) has joined #tool
  <@`2L> *** jesuschrist is back (has been gone for 2003 years 3
  months, 28 days)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912244
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589799
text:
  <Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student
  aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited.
  <Temujin> Punch her in the face.
  <Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next
  day and blow me up.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912244
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589828
text:
  <isajeep> I was waiting for a call from one earlier, and I
  fell asleep next to my server and had a nightmare about my
  computer
  <isajeep> an dI missed the call
  <NickBlasta> what was it about?
  <isajeep> im not joking...its actually really pathetic
  <isajeep> I had a dream my mother was tring to run coax cable
  inside my comp to get better reception
  <RatBreath> sweeeet
  <benutne> thats horrible
  <RatBreath> isa, you should be shot for that dream


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912244
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589856
text:
  <Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the
  Y.....
  <Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
  <Schrieks> this was back in 94


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589907
text:
  < Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag!
  < cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds
  < Logik-> cristib, my computers ram
  < cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging?
  < cristib> that's deep


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589935
text:
  DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means
  that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs
  around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always
  starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in
  that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going
  to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great
  resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for,
  but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your
  resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants.
  But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified
  and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out,
  we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will
  never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to
  complain about the person that we hired.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589961
text:
  <clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
  <clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT
  AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.589998
text:
  <Abbadaba> Client just came and filled out our forms before
  her appointment.
  <Abbadaba> Was looking them over to make sure she filled in
  everything properly.
  <Abbadaba> Reason for visit: "I think I'm going nuts."
  <Abbadaba> Occupation: "Postal Service."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590024
text:
  <fustard> one time the band teacher introduced a jazz song
  with "the negroid population enjoys this piece"
  <fustard> there were a bunch of black kids sitting in front of
  me
  <fustard> there was like a collective "what da fuck"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590047
text:
  <GaronSemi> The media players of the future will -kill you- if
  you associate their filetypes with another program.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590074
text:
  <Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the
  computer, and stomp on repeatedly
  <Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way
  to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are
  opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose
  any pages etc that you have
  <JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN'
  page?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590098
text:
  <_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my
  loins.
  <_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are
  genuinely worth doing involve my dick.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590153
text:
  <monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario
  that we have to play out four or five times a year :
  <monami> Act I
  <monami> BOSS: Do A.
  <monami> ME: If we do A, B will occur.
  <monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways.
  <monami> Act II
  <monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED.
  <monami> ME: sigh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590205
text:
  Jeffrey: Our customers at Cox are simply amazing.
  Jeffrey: So I'm trying to troubleshoot this customer's cable.
  I tell her to punch in "zero, three" on the remote control.
  Jeffrey: These instructions were followed shortly by two tones
  in my ear.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590231
text:
  <+ekolis> I remember the IT support guy at school gave this
  HUGE presentation about laptop batteries
  <+ekolis> and how you should not even THINK about using your
  laptop for a presentation until you make sure the batteries
  are ok
  <+ekolis> because if it blows up and damages all the fancy new
  projectors...
  <+ekolis> then your parents will not be happy
  <+ekolis> not just a dead kid, but a huge projector bill too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590285
text:
  <ALIVE> what was adams punishment for eating apple
  <MrMan> work
  <MrMan> pain
  <Kaiti> death
  <ana> death
  <Bayls> he lost ops


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590379
text:
  <|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a
  six pack?
  <|Chris> 1, if no one's looking


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912250
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590403
text:
  *** hohum (corbe@snoop.burghcom.com) has joined channel #iraq
  <hohum> how are you gentlemen?
  <hohum> all your base are belong to US


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912250
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590435
text:
  <darko``> Heh, funny how ignore doesn't completely ignores
  certain nicks/masks. Some kind of messages still pass by.
  <Ashe> Guess you have a crappy client
  <darko``> Maybe it's just my client though :/
  <Ashe> Guess I'm the one ignored


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912250
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590461
text:
  <TNK> sweden is the most wasted land in the world- so many
  beautiful girls, and because it's cold there they wear too
  many clothes =]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590486
text:
  <ecs> i heard ass and i came as fast as i could
  <ecs> oh man...
  <ecs> i just realized how terrible that sounded


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590513
text:
  <Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis.
  <Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud.
  <Hentai007> i thought 7 was average
  <tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion
  chinese people
  <Viscant> tragic: Damn them.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590563
text:
  <lambtron> lol the other day my mom was on the computer and I
  was in the other room and she goes "I won! I won! What did I
  win?"
  <lambtron> and I yell "what are you talking about?"
  <lambtron> and she goes "It says that if this is flashing, I
  just won!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590596
text:
  <RageRules> Well I have woots Ip address
  <RageRules> That's cool
  <%mrWoot> hack me?
  <RageRules> Why not?
  <%mrWoot> how dare you
  <RageRules> Give me 43 and a half reasons why I shouldn't
  <POLKA> rage, ill give you 1
  <POLKA> because you cant


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912253
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590628
text:
  <punchcard_uc> tier 1 techs dont know shit
  <punchcard_uc> all they have to do is read from a script
  <punchcard_uc> first thing you do is ask for a tier 2 tech
  <DomMac> I just ask for someone smarter
  <DomMac> as soon as they answer the phone
  <DomMac> "hello.... this is support"
  <DomMac> "gimme someone smarter than you"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912253
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590657
text:
  <SaxxonPike> Had some crazy kid running around flailing his
  arms around come up to me and shout "GUESS WHAT! I'M ONE IN A
  MILLION!"
  <SaxxonPike> One million is a small portion of the world
  population. So I shouted back "THAT MEANS THERE'S ABOUT 7,000
  MORE OF YOU HYPER FUCKS RUNNING AROUND"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590687
text:
  <Killrbyte> !googlepop "anal sex";"oral sex"
  <migas> - "anal sex" is more popular than "oral sex" (2220000>
  1360000
  <Video`> NO WAY
  <Video`> FUCK THAT SHIT
  <Killrbyte> Video`: Exactly.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590713
text:
  < muon > I wish someone would invent a decent packing tape
  dispenser
  < Cyd > I'm telling you, a simple ball gag is not that
  expensive
  < muon > try explaining to a cop why you're hanging around a
  middle school with a ball gag dumbass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590736
text:
  <Wretched> Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same
  time. I think Ive forgotten this before.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590763
text:
  <Simich> omg its too hot here
  <Simich> and yes, hot in canada, and no, my igloo is not
  melting
  <Simich> BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ONE
  <Simich> BITCHES
  <[Evil]Zen> O.o
  <Rhodz> heh, we dont insult simich about being canadian so he
  insults himself then lashes out at us


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912255
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590791
text:
  <ld>: my parents got really pissed at me for my grades
  <leet eskimo>: sux to be you
  <ld>: but i ownd their faces off
  <leet eskimo>: how
  <ld>: well "i cant belive you have a 50 in gym"  "it's ok, i
  had subway for lunch"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912255
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590819
text:
  <Bubbaprog> sweet
  <Bubbaprog> my posters came from the museum of modern art
  <Bubbaprog> three huuuge art prints, magritte and miro, for 20
  buckls shipped
  <Bubbaprog> you should see the giant bazooka they came in
  <Bubbaprog> it's like a tampon applicator for rosie o'donnell


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590871
text:
  <datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too
  huh
  <BenK> no
  <BenK> I race hardcore racers
  <BenK> people with tinted windows
  <BenK> and 20 inch rims
  <datz510> Ben.. like other hondas?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590899
text:
  <Sharkey> Always had that trouble at libraries. "How much to
  buy this book." "This is a library, not a bookstore."
  "Alright, what happens if I lose it?" "You have to pay for
  it." "Alright, I'd like to borrow this book. Oh! Where did it
  go?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590925
text:
  *** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat)
  *** loopback (~boh@ppp-134-252.29-151.libero.it) has joined #
  winprog
  <loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me?
  <GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and
  my computer froze fora  second and then caught up to all the
  clicks and kicked you
  <loopback> oh, ok


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.590951
text:
  <smartaleq>  whats the difference between a pizza and black
  guy
  <smartaleq>  -- a pizza can feed a family of four!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591052
text:
  <dan-o2> I've been watching simpsons for the better portion of
  my life
  <SpaceMonkey> Your life doesn't have a better portion


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591098
text:
  <Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home,
  I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head,
  turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591129
text:
  *** tate|work is now known as tate
  <chaoticset_Perling> Hey tate
  <tate> yo, chaotic
  <tate> I just did two of the dumbest things possible
  <chaoticset_Perling> ...first?
  <tate> the first was staying up all night as part of a plan to
  attempt to reset my internal clock
  <chaoticset_Perling> ...and the second?
  <tate> the second was laying down in bed two hours before work
  thinking I could catch just one hour of sleep
  <chaoticset_Perling> LOL!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591149
text:
  * Hitler has entered #world
  * Hitler sets mode: -judaism
  * Hitler was kicked from #world by Bullet (NO NAZIS)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591171
text:
  <Sock_Monkee> yeah, i came out of the closet today....i went
  in looking for my jacket but all that was there was a  bunch
  of queers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591198
text:
  <Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire
  search and i got porn results
  <Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore
  penetration"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591219
text:
  -=  fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will
  it get to 60mph?
  -=   x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
  -=   x1bncwn] :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591246
text:
  <CaptainCanada231> I mean, it's not like she'll be the senior
  pron queen for nothing.
  <CaptainCanada231> *prom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591273
text:
  JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and
  talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
  Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your
  problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
  JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
  Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591304
text:
  <Ezandora> from an infrastructure perspective, accurate and
  complete transmission of all data is paramount when creating a
  reliable system
  <MorningStar> okay, seriously
  <MorningStar> what time is it where you are ez?
  <Ezandora> er, 5:44, why?
  <MorningStar> am?
  <Ezandora> ya
  <MorningStar> I have decided that you are not allowed to use
  words with more than two syllables between the hours of 3 and
  8 am


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591356
text:
  <YoshiJRC> Who wants to freestyle!
  <YoshiJRC> Here I go!
  <YoshiJRC> TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE CHEESE
  PICKLES ONIONS ON A SES'ME SEED BUNNN! PICKLES ONIONS ON A
  SES'ME SEED BUNNN!!
  <YoshiJRC> I BEAT YOU ALL!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591383
text:
  <Siege>: Omg theres this really hot girl at my school.
  <WarHawk>: Aww. Siegebear is in wuv.
  <Siege>:Everytime she smiles i wanna cum all over her face.
  <WarHawk>: Whoa


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591406
text:
  <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea,
  but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly
  from there.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912262
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591480
text:
  <bloop> that's a moot point
  <SLing> your mom's a moot point
  <bloop> you're cats a moot point
  <SLing> your spelling is a mott point
  <SLing> ...damn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591506
text:
  <Fredu|mega_sad> vodka would keep us warm
  <k2tu> so would stroh 80 :P
  <dr_dna> so would not drinking outside in freezing
  temperatures


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591534
text:
  <RonZombie> m/
  <RonZombie> pretend thats a little fist making devil horns
  <Aboshi> Then pretend it's cool
  <RonZombie> HELLO BURN WARD
  <RonZombie> MAJOR BURNAGE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591559
text:
  <Porridge> after the prom... we went to stay at this girls
  house... they had an assload of good CDs and CD-Rs and a
  burner
  <bmk> you went to a girls house after prom..... and you were
  thinking about burning cd's?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591586
text:
  slackerdann: hahahaha
  slackerdann: my sister is so dumb
  slackerdann: she got pissed off at me
  slackerdann: then came over and pulled out the power cable for
  the laptop
  slackerdann: and i was just like "it has a battery you know"
  slackerdann: and then she was just like "oh"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591625
text:
  <Inversation> okay, tell me something people. Is it wrong to
  reeeaalllly like something alot?
  <^Spike^> Uh.. no
  <Inversation> and is it wrong to, say, want to eat that
  something, even if it wasnt designed to be eaten, per se?
  <^Spike^> ,,,,,,,,,,
  <^Spike^> What are we talking about?
  <Turnip> aaron
  <Turnip> you can't eat your daughter
  <Inversation> because I have an addiction to this AktaVite
  chocolate drink stuff
  <^Spike^> EW
  <Jessica^Rabbit> AARON HAS EATEN POOP
  * Jessica^Rabbit falls over
  * Turnip picks jess up and tapes her to a chair to stop her
  falling over again
  <Inversation> i'm worried here, because it says 'add milk'
  <Inversation> but I Just Dont Wannna


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591677
text:
  <neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex.
  <neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this."
  <syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash"
  afterwards either


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591705
text:
  <darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet?
  <freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT
  LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT
  <darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said?
  <questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm
  not quite sure...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591731
text:
  <Pciber> Dude.
  <Pciber> I just thought of the awesomest AIDS campain slogan.
  <Pciber> AIDS Kills, We ain't fuckin around!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591757
text:
  PythagorusBAN: I think every "bottom" quote on bash has the
  word 'nigger'
  PythagorusBAN: I didn't know there were that many niggers on
  the internet to begin with
  Boozmation: you come across them everyonce in a while..
  usually at dating websites
  PythagorusBAN: or porn sites
  Boozmation: oh yea
  PythagorusBAN: or the National Geographic webiste
  Boozmation: well then its not even a contest


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591784
text:
  <SexcBlnde> I want a creamy chicken pizza
  <Bart> yeah same! but I want meatlovers
  <SexcBlnde> Hmm
  <Bart> we could get half and half!
  <SexcBlnde> ?? LOL like who will buy the other 2 halves?? ?;)
  <Bart> you are joking right?
  <SexcBlnde> ??whatttt??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912266
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591809
text:
  <RU5TY> I just called in to work today.  I told my boss I had
  Anal Glaucoma.
  <RU5TY> I told him I just couldn't see my ass coming in today.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912266
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591835
text:
  (+Clarke): i was hanging out with some friends last night, and
  this guy was saying how lesbian porn doesn't turn him on
  becuase his sister is gay
  (@h0ns`b0ll0x): Not too big into lesbian porn myself.
  (+Clarke): and he'd be like "oh cool, those chicks are going
  down on each other......and my sister's friend is sleeping
  over... OH GOD"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912266
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591861
text:
  <Jarcode> besides, emacs users are ripped
  <Jarcode> you wouldn't want to mess with one
  <Jarcode> the sheer strength of their fingers from reaching
  across their keyboard to use obscure keybindings can crush
  bones


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591889
text:
  <SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more
  niggers.
  <SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good
  <SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a
  swap meet.
  <SWM> Niggers love swap meets.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591917
text:
  <SomeRandom> It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost
  over.
  <Diablo1399> Bah! "Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name.
  <SomeRandom> Well what would you have called it then?
  <Diablo1399> Easy: Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591944
text:
  * Woussie is now known as You
  * You have been disconnected from the server. Please
  reconnect.
  * [Roy] has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
  * Blue_Dark has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
  * Blue_Dark has joined #RSR
  <You> xD
  * [Roy]|f2p_again has joined #RSR


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.591974
text:
  <Raine> Loggy, you ever hear of Escape Velocity?
  <Loggy> I DONT KNOW THE NAME, BUT THE FACE SURE RINGS A
  BELL!!!  BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!  LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ
  *** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Raine
  (jerk)
  <Raine> LMAO
  *** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse
  <Loggy> damn AT&T...
  *** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Al (You
  go to hell and you die!)
  <Raine> ROFL
  <Al> hehe
  *** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse
  <Loggy> better give them a call..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912268
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592006
text:
  <Omega> why do your parents hate you
  <Rai> they dont like it that I never come home... I've become
  somewhat of a drifter of late, till I work things out with
  airlines/bus
  <Rai> I travel to friends houses on my bike, up and down the
  highway and sleep where I can
  <Rai> its fun
  <Omega> lol
  <Omega> so your a hobo
  <Rai> we prefer to be called "domestically challenged"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912268
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592033
text:
  <0oyeaho0> Hey, i have a new boyfriend.  hes so dreamy, and
  i'm so in love with him.  Hes so nice and sweet.  I just adore
  him.  I feel like ive known him forever.
  <oaklandfoo1> where's he from?
  <0oyeaho0> uh, im not sure.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912268
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592078
text:
  ([rSu]iridium) xenex and I are on the same train of thought
  today. I want to get off :)
  ([Ci]XeneX) the train, I hope.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912269
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592163
text:
  <dphead> I think my cat is sick :(
  <phunqe> Why?
  <dphead> It's all twitchy and stuff...
  <phunqe> I'm sure it's just lagged.
  <phunqe> Check its fps.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592184
text:
  (@RattX) i almost got a mate hit by a car, he was stoned and i
  told him there were these really cool stripes in the middle of
  the road


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592235
text:
  <Rapala> i'm not sure if i'm supposed to go to work tonight
  <Rapala> so i'm gonna sit here and see if they call
  <DrunkOM> sounds like a plan
  <Rapala> there are 2 others doing it as well, and the best way
  to be wrong is to be wrong in a group
  <HFM> the best way to be wrong is to find out it's really not
  your kid..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592287
text:
  Dieldo: Heh no way, the best is Tantric sex
  AnalRetribuiton: well i am the master of something i have come
  to call
  AnalRetribuiton: wtf'ing
  AnalRetribuiton: it's where i have sex with a girl finish in 3
  seconds and she goes "what the fuck?"
  Dieldo: Lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592315
text:
  <Macabre> dammit, y'know what? tday I was waiting for a cab,
  and the chick next to me was like, hey cutie. And I wink, then
  she looks down at my crotch, smiles for abit, then smacks my
  face.
  <Macabre> IN FROTN OF ALMSOT 500 FUKCING PEPLE!!
  <Macabre> Y'know why?
  <Macabre> BEcause I was holing my handphone in my right hand
  pocket, and it started vibrating because I got a call. I dunno
  about yous guys phones, but mine vibrates like a pussy
  vibrator, ie really pwoerfully
  <Macabre> she must have thought I was wacking to her or
  something.. :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592346
text:
  <Wario> can't sleep.  clowns will eat me
  <Kyle> Instead of sleeping..
  <Kyle> Scan your boobies. :D
  <Trunks> Yeah.
  <Trunks> That works.
  <Trunks> That'd be funny if her parents walked in.
  <Trunks> Tits on the scanner.
  <Kyle> "Hmm. This is awkward."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592372
text:
  <Victorian_Skunk> Is there a new virus going around? My
  Windows has suddenly changed to another language! I think it's
  Croatian.
  <Dan> You Got Serbed!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592397
text:
  <MattC> i gotta input like a foot high pack of paper into a
  computer
  <xerent> omg... fold it carefully and use the floppy drive?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592472
text:
  <gho5t> if iraqis weren't so stupid they could be driving
  porsches and snorting coke off their girl friends titties
  <HansBlix> hahahaha
  <gho5t> but they gotta be all tough guy army fags


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592498
text:
  <Agent5> i hear gold is rare up in canada
  <Agent5> sort of like finding a straight priest
  * Agent5 (CUE LAUGHTER)
  <Xenocide> lol
  <FrEEk> lol
  <Xenocide> i get it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592523
text:
  <Celestar> I'm just disassembling the notebook, the battery
  contacts are dirty and need cleaning.
  <Celestar> I think I overdid this disassembling. *holds LCD
  panel in hand*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592552
text:
  <Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never
  been anything but apinful
  <Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex
  and sticking things up your ass.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592592
text:
  <overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an
  estimate on the going rate for kidneys
  <Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX
  <Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it
  <Poison_Idea> please
  <overandoutcaptn> nope
  <overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay
  <Poison_Idea> fuck
  <overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans
  <overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls
  <Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney
  <Poison_Idea> illl put it on
  <overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me
  how much a kidney is going for
  <overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay
  <overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will
  prolly buy it
  <Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo
  <overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it
  then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand
  first class all the way


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592667
text:
  <evilada> godammit. I hate having to collaborate on projecs
  with music school kids.
  <immortalangel> why?
  <evilada> they reek. they reek so bad.
  <immortalangel> lol
  <evilada> I swear to god
  <evilada> it's like..
  <evilada> imagine if pineapple was an animal, and  lactated
  it's own kind of milk to nurse it's young. If you were to take
  some of this pineapple breastmilk, turn it into an odd cheese,
  then leave that hunk of cheese in a stale metal box in
  tropical heat for three months....THAT'S what the smell was
  like on these kids


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912275
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592744
text:
  <Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm
  going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS
  FUTURES


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912275
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592807
text:
  <AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account.  See what
  happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted
  to be my girlfriend


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912276
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592830
text:
  <@mewse> man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i
  got puke on it
  <@mewse> that must be some sort of record


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912276
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592856
text:
  <Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they
  should have a /whowas command to see who people were after
  they quit.
  <Spidey> they do, goemon
  <Goemon> damn.
  <Goemon> my mom must have dropped
  <Goemon> me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592905
text:
  <LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is
  using ZD to bitch about his life.
  <BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592931
text:
  <khanjackalmoreau> i knew a kid who dressed up as a goth
  leprechaun for halloween
  <khanjackalmoreau> all black outfit, with a grayscale rainbow,
  and a pot full of cure albums


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.592955
text:
  *** Now talking in #math
  <Jahidi> One time nnitro sent me a picture of himself wearing
  nothing but a calculator.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593006
text:
  * ion has joined #sp
  <ion> today's my birthday
  <deMoN> yo happy bday man ;)
  <ion> thanks, my dad brought me a new case home from his work
  today
  <ion> ok, it's not a new case, it's my old one...i didnt like
  the gray metal frame so i wanted to change the color
  <plague> What color?
  <ion> gold. i was going to spray paint it, but it would have
  ended up melting. so my dad said he'd take it to work
  <ion> he works at this metal coating place
  <ion> just brought it home today. looks awesome
  <plague> So you have a gold plated tower?
  <ion> no it's not gold...something else...let me go ask
  <ion> copper. it's copper
  <plague> Copper plated?? Is it running right now?
  <ion> no dude...on my other pc..i just finished hooking up the
  mobo and stuff, i'm about to start it
  <ion> stand back
  <plague> Before you turn it on...I think you should know
  something...
  * ion has quit IRC (No Route to Host)
  <plague> Copper is a conductor of electricity.
  <deMoN> think we should have told him?
  <zeff> nah, it's funnier this way.
  <plague> of course...<>
  Note: the fuse box in his house was fried. knocked the power
  out.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593055
text:
  <Sebbe> Just found some online CPR 101
  <Sebbe> The instructions are: Call, blow, pump
  <Sebbe> Kinda makes me wonder if I accidentally stumbled upon
  a Hooker 101


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593078
text:
  *** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to:
  Masturbation: If
  brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.
  <syx> eeeeek


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593107
text:
  <jebus_Y2k> Here are some helpful hints just in case you may
  want to send me a virus.
  <jebus_Y2k> 1. Don't threaten me repeatedly before you send
  the virus.
  <jebus_Y2k> 2. Don't attatch the virus to a message that says
  "SUCK THIS, BITCH".
  <jebus_Y2k> 3. Don't name it virus.exe.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593129
text:
  * odds5050 has sent you a Christmas greeting. Type /server
  mail to view the attachment
  *** King_menthol has quit IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912281
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593176
text:
  <faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas
  <faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho
  <faustwork> i feel like a goon
  <faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912281
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593201
text:
  <ddMom>i just don't think that telling any woman to forcibly
  insert an object up her anus.. is something that should go
  without consequences.
  <ddDad> I say we buy him a moped.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912281
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593237
text:
  <MVC|Programming> You know how the US is fighting a War on
  Terror and when it's over there'll be no more terror?
  <&Darkagentx> alledgedly, yes
  <&Darkagentx> :P
  <MVC|Programming> And how we fought the War on Drugs, and now
  there are no more drugs?
  <&Darkagentx> oh right, of course
  <MVC|Programming> And how we had a War on Poverty and no one's
  poor anymore?
  <&Darkagentx> Naturally
  <MVC|Programming> We should totally have a War on War, then
  there'd be no more war.
  <&Darkagentx> ...genius!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593264
text:
  <IRh@x0r> h0w d0 1 g3t the m0d5 to @nsw3r my qu35+i0n?
  <pualat166> stop talkin like a fucked up irc nerd fuckwit and
  they will listen to you maybe
  <IRh@x0r> 1337


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593290
text:
  <Phillip> hi ex-wife
  <Phillip> whats up
  <FullySedated> my dick
  <FullySedated> why?
  <Phillip> never say that again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593317
text:
  <Vill> I think anti-cornform has great meaning to an eleiteist
  <Gotterdammerung> Vill: learn how to spell :P
  <Vill> Gotterdammerung: I did then I fucked up when I learned
  to type :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593344
text:
  <pecosdave> Yeah, Snakes on a Plane not a movie you can enjoy
  alone.
  <pecosdave> You can admit to watching the movie with a group,
  but watching it alone shows signs of having issues.
  <jpaganel> LOL
  <pecosdave> It's like Rocky Horror.  Watching it alone of the
  privacy of your own home makes you weird.
  <pecosdave> Cross dressing and watching it with a crowd on the
  other hand is perfect acceptable.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593367
text:
  McKhaos: this guy asks me
  McKhaos: how many people work in your company ?
  McKhaos: my answer
  McKhaos: about a third


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593395
text:
  Aaron|SYS> Hello
  <Aaron|SYS> I am Aaron, a System Operator (SYSOP) for
  Mindspring
  <Aaron|SYS> I will be monitoring the activities of Mindspring
  and Earthlink subscribers this evening
  <Aaron|SYS> Have a pleasurable and enjoyable day or night!
  *** Quits: Aaron|SYS (Killed (SFC (hi, I'm an ircoperator, and
  I will be regulating your activity monitoring)))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593427
text:
  <Son-Doobi> i've been thinking man
  <Son-Doobi> today is 10 11 01
  <Son-Doobi> thats binary shit
  <Son-Doobi> we living in the binary age


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593452
text:
  <Blauw>If i die and i get reincarnated, i wish i was my
  girlfriends pussy
  <Argy>Why?
  <Blauw>Then i would be able to see all my friends again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593482
text:
  *** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)
  <pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off
  <pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!
  <Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.
  <pot-shit> not her face at least
  <pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912285
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593511
text:
  <ClothHat> Isn't Canadian currency made out of tree bark or
  something?
  <Cidolfas> CH: Isn't American currency made out of the skins
  of natives?
  <ClothHat> That and broken treaties.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912285
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593558
text:
  <Funk> Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that
  crash, only the hospital heard about her strict "no scrubs"
  rule.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912285
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593581
text:
  UltimateGuidoAnchovy: Livejournal recently realized that it
  could save bandwidth by eliminating all mood emoticons but
  "angsty".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593605
text:
  AxelDesade: Good god, I need a life.
  Colty: Why's that?
  AxelDesade: I was entertained for over an hour today by
  refreshing a captcha until it said something funny or made a
  cool band name.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593628
text:
  Slava1983: i was walking trought the cafeteria and see a chick
  Slava1983: but for some reason there was two of her
  Slava1983: so i come up and i'm like am i too drunk or are you
  twins
  Slava1983: turned out they were twins


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593683
text:
  <MaNiAk> damnit
  <MaNiAk> damnit damnit
  <MaNiAk> maniak.tk is taken by some porn shit
  <Psyko> lol
  <Psyko> what kinda porn?
  <MaNiAk> not even porn
  <Andaru> German Scheisse
  <MaNiAk> www.maniak.tk
  <MaNiAk> yea
  <MaNiAk> its lolita porn
  * Psyko pretends he's not interested
  <Psyko> ew lolita porn
  <haylo> Thats horrible.
  * haylo clicks
  * Psyko clicks as well


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593714
text:
  ilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some
  people can't do that...
  MistrE: calc is nearly rocket science
  CuriosCat can do rocket science
  CuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc
  CuriosCat: caalculus


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593765
text:
  <manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive
  <panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that?
  <manaani> 12
  <manaani> err
  <manaani> 0


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593815
text:
  <robbie-a> you people must talk in here when its like dark for
  me...
  <timmo> if youre asking me, then its been pretty entertaining
  since ive been mocking you
  <timmo> ya because america is like 10hrs behind canada
  <timmo> so when its dark there
  <timmo> its light here
  (sarcasum)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593841
text:
  <Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did
  you not recieve any yet? :]
  <kinzillah> Mal: why do you want pictures of men in boxers?
  <Mal> kinzillah: because I was one of them :]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912289
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593874
text:
  (idestroy) sigh
  (idestroy) ok so
  (idestroy) my friend got a handle of smirnoff vodka
  (idestroy) we killed it together in like an hour
  (idestroy) I went to bed
  (idestroy) in boxers
  (idestroy) apparently
  (idestroy) I woke up and had to poo
  (idestroy) instead of going to my bathroom
  (idestroy) I went out into the hallway
  (idestroy) into the stairwell
  (idestroy) removed my boxers and placed them on the stairs
  (idestroy) then took a massive liquidy shit at the top of the
  steps
  (idestroy) walked THROUGH it
  (idestroy) leaving poopy footprints
  (idestroy) left my boxers there
  (idestroy) went DOWN TO THE 2nd FLOOR
  (idestroy) from the third
  (idestroy) banged on random people's doors
  (idestroy) people came out and saw me walking down the hall
  naked with shit on my ass
  (idestroy) I made it to the stairs again
  (idestroy) went back to my floor but down a few doors to my
  friends
  (idestroy) there was like 15 people in their room
  (idestroy) it was packed
  (idestroy) I was naked
  (idestroy) I went into their bathroom
  (idestroy) and everyone was like what the fuck
  (idestroy) went into the toilet stall, tried to clean my ass
  (idestroy) FELL OVER AND SMEARED SHIT ON THEIR WALL
  (idestroy) meanwhile someone went back to my room and got my
  clothes
  (idestroy) and someone else found the poo
  (idestroy) they brought my clothes over
  (idestroy) I tried to put my shirt on my legs
  (idestroy) and said THESE ARENT MY PANTS
  (idestroy) so I got help with that
  (idestroy) got walked back to my room
  (idestroy) and went back to sleep
  (idestroy) woke up the next day
  (idestroy) thought it was a dream
  (idestroy) called my friend paul
  (idestroy) he told me all about it
  (idestroy) :(
  (ZS) note to self: never let idestroy have alcohol
  (idestroy) there's a facebook group "who pooped on the stairs"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912289
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593901
text:
  <@dagger> did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic
  insomniac?
  <@dagger> he stayed up all night wondering if there was a god
  <@dagger> er, dog
  <@dagger> ffs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912289
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.593951
text:
  <|Chris> okay...here's one
  <|Chris> what's the worst crime you've ever commited?
  <Guilty> I once taped a Golden Girls episode with only implyed
  oral permission and not expressed written permission


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594001
text:
  <ehk> anyone know what "PXE-E61: Media test failure, check
  cable" mean
  <sta-hi> ehk: it means that your PXE-E61 failed
  <sta-hi> due to a meida test failure
  <sta-hi> you should check your cable


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594027
text:
  <ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK
  <ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis,
  antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George
  Orwell


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594058
text:
  <@Beramode> nall?
  <+Nall> Huh?
  <@Beramode> are you outside my apartment?
  <@Beramode> it sounds like someone's raping a duck out there,
  but i don't wanna look, so i had to ask.
  <+Nall> ...Are you room 7F?
  <@Beramode> maybe..
  <@Beramode> are you raping a duck?
  <+Nall> maybe..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.912291
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.594088
text:
  <evileye|ESC> http://promotions.yahoo.com/yodel/
  <evileye|ESC> YAhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
  <Hellfire> ROFL
  <evileye|ESC> "DO NOT ENTER THIS PROMOTION IF YOU ARE NOT
  LOCATED AND LEGALLY RESIDING IN THE UNITED STATES (EXCEPT
  FLORIDA) DURING THE ENTIRE TERM OF THIS PROMOTION."
  <evileye|ESC> EXCEPT FLORIDA!
  <evileye|ESC> damn old people
  <Hellfire> hahaha
  <Hellfire> they dont want the professional florida yodelers to
  win......


