# quote

date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907891
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798296
text:
  <Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type
  (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical
  (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907892
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798342
text:
  <kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration
  <Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I
  remembered what that meant


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907892
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798434
text:
  <LoRdZephyR> i cant swim
  <roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt
  swim
  <LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE
  * roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907893
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798482
text:
  <JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat
  <JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907893
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798576
text:
  Eldragon: seriously the level of public debate in this country
  is about the same as an elementary school yard
  Eldragon: Wolf Blitzer: This just in from the tether ball
  Court, Obama's friend said Ms. Clinton has cooties.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907894
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798635
text:
  <adm> i should run for office
  <adm> and my slogan will be this
  <adm> "I DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS! :D"
  <adm> with the smiley and everything
  <ryu829> hey i cant log in through mirc
  <adm> I DON'T CARE! :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907894
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798779
text:
  <Donut[AFK]> .. this is my new pickup line.
  <@Meikai> Twitch.
  <Donut[AFK]> "Hey, did I mention I have a single cock, and
  that it is of average size and shape?"
  <Donut[AFK]> "Also, I have no STDs!"
  <@Meikai> "Because I never get laid!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907895
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798829
text:
  <Shiv> really, how can you make a "combatting illiteracy"
  poster anyway?
  <Shiv> make it a map to the library?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907895
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798879
text:
  <[Ars]Michael> is there any way to make a noise when u get a
  pm
  <[Ars]Mikoyan> you could grunt in pleasure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907895
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.798925
text:
  <iretch> i love how the only way i can tell which family
  members are home
  <iretch> are which lights are lit up on my hub


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907896
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799022
text:
  <Innkeeper> ===== Question 15588/19999  =====
  <Innkeeper> What is the first book of the Bible
  <Innkeeper> Hint: @@@@@@@
  <looloo> genocide


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907896
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799077
text:
  <Dipstick`> women exist?
  <Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings
  <Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women
  <Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look
  anything like the drawings


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907897
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799145
text:
  <Shiv>To: Starduck (starduck@anbudom.net)
  <Shiv>From: Shiv Asmodaeus (shiv_@hotmail.com)
  <Shiv>Subject: Forum Ban
  <Shiv>
  <Shiv>It has been several months since I was banned from the
  ANBU forums, and I believe that I have <Shiv>learned my
  lesson.  I promise to never, ever again ask for the specifics
  regarding what has <Shiv>infested your colon, nor if said
  infestation has begun the laying of eggs.  If you wish, I
  <Shiv>will avoid the subject of your intestinal invaders
  altogether.
  <Shiv>
  <Shiv>Additionally, I withdraw my query regarding the status
  of your Valtrex prescription.  <Shiv>Understandably, I am sure
  this would be an uncomforatable subject to speak of to a
  stranger.
  <Shiv>
  <Shiv>With great expectations and rock hard nipples, I await
  your reply.  Thank you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907897
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799192
text:
  <tm> meetings, the alternative to work
  <Dane> meetings, the PRACTICAL alternative to work
  <Rushn> Masterbation, the FUN alternative to work


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907897
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799298
text:
  <Nukeitall> Hey guys, I need a list of issues people always
  discuss but can never truly resolve.
  <Dreadnought> whether god really DOES kill a kitten every time
  a person masturbates
  <Dreadnought> and if domokun are real
  <WizardofWestmarch> oh domo is real
  <Treen> yeah, domo's real
  <Astyanax> pfft of course domo is real
  * Dreadnought puts on his domo suit
  <Astyanax> doiiiii
  <WizardofWestmarch> look at all his crazy hijinks living with
  Usajii
  <Nukeitall> Domokun kills kittens because of a large tumor
  making him think god speaks to him. next.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907898
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799401
text:
  <ErikN|WORK> do you have sdl installed?
  <savepotatoes> think so
  <ErikN|WORK> hmmm
  <savepotatoes> probably
  <ErikN|WORK> are you sure?
  <savepotatoes> yea
  (time passes...)
  <savepotatoes> whats sdl?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907898
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799446
text:
  --> Globulus (~XXXXXX@XXXXXX.XXXXXXcpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
  has joined #c
  * Globulus why they ban me from #china all I say is "ME
  CHINESE ME MAKE JOKE ME PUT PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  "
  --- qball sets ban on *!*@*.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799495
text:
  Plouj> I can't put a finger on my problem(s).
  @Pezmaker> Plouj: touch your finger to your forehead


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799542
text:
  <Pieh0> whats wrong with handcuffs and a ball gag to make
  things fun
  <[Clowneh]> nothing if u just got arrested....
  <Pieh0> what??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799597
text:
  <CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs
  <CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind
  myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth.
  <tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something?
  <CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be
  in front of a mirror when i remind myself.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907899
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799652
text:
  <JoshtheRipper> Brad do you have any issues with " burn in "
  on your plasma?
  <KnaveBrad> nope
  <JoshtheRipper> kool
  <JoshtheRipper> How well does it handle blacks
  <KnaveBrad> I have it bolted to the wall, so they can't really
  take it without some serious work


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907901
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799745
text:
  <rebb> chinese websites scare me :|
  ??????????????????????????? ??????? ? ????????????? ???????? ?
  ????????? Click ! ?????? ? ???? ? ???? ?
  <voodoochopstiks> so many questions, so few answers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907901
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799795
text:
  <MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill
  himself by walking into traffic
  <MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph
  and he was in a crosswalk
  <MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907902
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799847
text:
  Lord Almighty 3: yo
  onkeybutt87: can you make a rock that you can't lift?
  onkeybutt87: because if you're all-powerful... you can make
  something unliftable
  onkeybutt87: but if you're all-powerful, you can also lift it
  onkeybutt87: which wouldn't make it unliftable
  Lord Almighty 3: ...
  Lord Almighty 3: shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907902
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.799958
text:
  <+DrDiamond> I had a hot dog in Steamboat Springs Colorado at
  the Kum n' Go market
  <+DrDiamond> no joke
  <+DrDiamond> terrible name
  <@kelea> least it wasn't in Climax, Colorado.
  <+DrDiamond> I'll bet Climax has one
  <+DrDiamond> it's a chain
  <@kelea> lordy.  A chain of Kum 'n Go sounds like my date
  life.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907903
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800054
text:
  <zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3
  of his own tents
  <BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907903
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800113
text:
  <Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
  <zeep> rapc?
  <Batty> ...
  <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
  <zeep> oic
  <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
  <zeep> wtf is erap?
  * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907903
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800166
text:
  * choric gets annoyed with typing out bash.org into mozilla
  all the time:
  <choric> bashorg () { lynx -dump "www.bash.org?$1" | less; }
  <rik> choric: heh. i did this one yesterday: qdb () { links
  http://bash.org/\?$1 }
  <martin> You lazy addicted fucks.
  * martin adds it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907904
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800266
text:
  <MAZgyrl> skootlez, take me off ur ignore list. i need 2 talk
  2 u
  <jared> that's not going to work MAZgyrl...
  <jared> cause if you were on his ignore list he couldn't see
  you, you are stupid
  <MAZgyrl> shut up
  <jared> MAZgyrl: send me your pic, you sound easy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907904
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800310
text:
  <``Finder> Any submissive females out there  into doing
  laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely
  quick sex - msg this Dom male.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907904
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800363
text:
  <Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some
  beach somewhere
  <Abbadaba> yes
  <Abbadaba> tan girls in thongs lying on me
  <Abbadaba> something i could never have in life i get in death
  <Abbadaba> amen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907905
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800413
text:
  <@xZaratustra> ADVENTURE IS THE BEST GAME EVER
  <@Brentai> NO PITFALL IS
  <Xerox> Statbuilder!
  <Nyphur> NOTEPAD!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907905
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800505
text:
  <[Basil]Ruger> WHO IN THE FUCK USED MY CUM CLEAN UP RAG AS A
  GODDAMNED OIL RAG?
  <[Basil]Ruger> FUCKING NASTY SHIT
  <[Basil]Ruger> NOW I HAVE A NIGGER DICK
  * [Basil]Ruger screams loudly


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907905
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800549
text:
  <l_oke> im sure velocity sucks. Not that i use it, but most
  people that plugs their solutions all the time tend to be
  morons, and we all know what kind of code morons write.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907906
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800607
text:
  <@blaxthos> let me tell you what
  <rambo_> what is what?
  <@blaxthos> there were these two israeli bitches in my club
  tonight
  <@blaxthos> that were fucking insane hot
  <rambo_> jews are hot.
  <@blaxthos> these jews were exceptionally hot
  <rambo_> fresh from the oven hot?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907906
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800656
text:
  scuttlemonkey: This [face recognition] technology should speed
  airport check-ins, but it could also be used in banks or for
  checking ID cards as it allows full identification in less
  than one second.
  mcc: Great, I can't wait until the day when I get punched in
  the face, and suddenly I can't use ATMs anymore.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907906
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800720
text:
  <McMoo> monday's going to suck.
  <McMoo> we are going to get fucked in the ass at work
  <maff> sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays.
  <ChafedNut> McMoo's name is really Milton
  * ChafedNut was kicked by McMoo (i don't even have a stapler
  you fucking faget)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907906
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800781
text:
  <Midnight> Telemarketers are sooo fun to screw with.
  <Midnight> Like this one time, I got a call from one obviously
  trying to get me to change my long distance carrier or some
  b.s. like that.
  <Midnight> The dialogue went something like this:
  "May I speak person who is in charge of the phone services in
  your house?"
  "Ummmm...We don't have a phone."
  "Well, then what are you talking to me on?"
  "A banana?"
  <Midnight> I think they hung up after that.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907907
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800887
text:
  <helminthes> hey i have a good pick up line
  <helminthes> "if you vomit i'm not fucking holding your hair
  back"
  <helminthes> "later"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907907
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800935
text:
  <blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your
  forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside
  <Nikki> sorry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.800980
text:
  <@maroo> I jumped off a bridge into a river once... they asked
  me what I was doing... I told them I was LARPing a fish.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801073
text:
  <ICIST> I get that warm and fuzzy feeling
  <@Deth> like when you pee your pants?
  <ICIST> kinda
  <ICIST> more like when i shit myself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907908
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801126
text:
  <Hylke> hmm, the movie Titanic isn't really realistic
  <Palantyre> No shit?
  <Hylke> they walk through cold water all the time, and the
  girl gets no stiff nipples


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907909
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801218
text:
  <knif> i remember when my cousin had a house with aluminum
  wiring, when it rained you could open the garage by turning on
  the stove


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907909
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801268
text:
  Geekie: This chick was yelling at me when I was eating chicken
  nuggets at mcdonalds today.
  Geekie: Like 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO THOSE
  ANIMAAAAAALS?!?'
  Geekie: and this guy behind me goes 'Shut the fuck up, I'm
  trying to eat my puppy-burger.
  Ashleh: What did she do?
  Geekie: she stfu. and cried.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907910
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801321
text:
  <Devildrake> www.meatspin.com
  -About 3 minutes later-
  <Yodo> Woot 1000 spins
  <Yodo> This game needs highscore table and ingame chat
  <Devildrake> Dude wtf, it's a shock site, not a game...
  <Yodo> Oh...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907910
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801383
text:
  <surge[dd]> I'm Iraqi
  <surge[dd]> I'll put a bomb in your mailbox
  <tenks> I don't drop bombs
  <tenks> I drop tanks
  <Thrasher`work> yeah septic tanks
  <Thrasher`work> cuz you're full of shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907910
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801425
text:
  -Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet!  Where
  the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi
  agents.  but some of the men are really women.  Enjoy!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801471
text:
  <@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service
  if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.
  *** ChanServ has quit IRC (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net
  Services.GamesNET.net)
  *** HelpServ has quit IRC (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net
  Services.GamesNET.net)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801534
text:
  <NeroMan> "Queer Eye For A Straight Guy" would be better if at
  the end of the episode the five gay guys combined into a giant
  one
  <MattW> I'll form the ARM
  <Karva> I want to be the crotch
  <NeroMan> "I'll give the head"
  <NeroMan> I mean.. form the head.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801586
text:
  After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99
  [18:38] <THE_RAY> Any people from the school in here?
  [18:39] <scitz0> oh yah i got home from the shooting and
  "logged on" you idiot
  [18:39] <PunCHie> i got shot in the head 4 times..  but i'm
  okay..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907911
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801627
text:
  :St0nerChild: One time I was getting rode and she peed on me
  :St0nerChild: She didnt mean to though, she didnt even know it
  tell i told her, she was in the middle of cumming
  :St0nerChild: That was when i lost my virginity
  :CK_Jeans: you lost your virginity to a girl who pissed on
  you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907912
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801676
text:
  <dessman> man both Tesla and Newton were lifelong virgins
  <dessman> am i the only one who sees the link?
  <m0nd0m> you believe you're going to be a great scientist?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907912
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801773
text:
  nurv3947: So, I was talking to one of my friends, and she's
  kinda fat, right?
  nurv3947: And this woman walks up to us, looks at my friend
  and asks "Are you pregnant?"
  nurv3947: And she says "Yes, I got gang raped by twelve
  donuts."
  nurv3947: Honestly, I almost died.
  nurv3947: I just turned and walked away.
  nurv3947: I couldn't even walk straight.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907913
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801817
text:
  <MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done
  reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I
  finish and its not back up, I may perish


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907913
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801914
text:
  <jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a
  ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
  <DigDug> How much?
  <jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907913
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.801996
text:
  <downizzlslopizl> i vote for steve erwin for the internet's
  patron saint
  <DrFurious> i nominate hitler
  <DrFurious> saint hitler
  <beej> ...
  <beej> well he did kill millions of the religious opposition
  <beej> I guess
  <DrFurious> yeah
  <beej> if you wanna look at it that way
  <DrFurious> and he stopped the depression
  <beej> there is that
  <downizzlslopizl> he almost got rid of those dirty jews
  <beej> he revived the german furnace indistry
  <downizzlslopizl> omg bj
  <DrFurious> haha
  <downizzlslopizl> that was the msot horrible thing
  <DrFurious> haha
  <downizzlslopizl> i ever heard
  <downizzlslopizl> rofl
  <DrFurious> his freezing experiments furthered science in
  leaps and bounds


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907914
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802058
text:
  <Treen> Damnit, why on earth are they making Max Payne 2 a
  fricking LOVE STORY?
  <Mithrandir> because love is cool
  <Exspes> Because everything has to have a love story in it
  <Exspes> Lord of the Rings was about Sam and Frodo
  <Treen> <_<
  * Dr_Nick smacks Ex
  <Exspes> Smoochies.
  <Exspes> The Hobbit was about Bilbo and that dwarf king
  <Exspes> It'd be cool to be able to jump into books
  <Treen> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907914
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802164
text:
  <JediJawa> So I have this suit jacket and tie on for a speech
  in English
  <JediJawa> I go to sit down and this girl looks towards me and
  says, "You look cute."
  <KageGamer> ...
  <KageGamer> A girl actually called you cute?
  <JediJawa> I'm all surprised and I say thanks.
  <JediJawa> Fortuantely no one heard me say that because she
  was actually talking to the girl who sits in her line of sight
  from me. :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907915
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802259
text:
  <@WaRe-WoLf> Razor have you ever had homosapian thoughts??
  <Razor> no I havent fag
  <Razor> oh ya I have
  <Razor> females homosapians


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907915
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802348
text:
  (+Ruskins) AeroBob doenst like star wars, so hes clearly a BIG
  FAG
  (+Normandy) I think he was referring to your sexual
  orientation actually
  (+Kazimierz) I thought he meant he was a giant cigarette


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907916
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802405
text:
  <N1k1tA> can't we just get along?
  <tulkas> no
  <tulkas> we can't
  <Renegade> yeah that would suck
  <N1k1tA> i hate you guys


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907916
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802450
text:
  <Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish
  i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job
  some day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907916
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802505
text:
  <kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who
  understand binary and those who don't."
  <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
  <SpaceRain> STUPID


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802557
text:
  <IWillBeRiteBack> however, I might point out that you've
  misapplied your sentiments
  <IWillBeRiteBack> for they should obviously be applied to a
  certain pathetic individual named Stephan
  <sKratch> the only thing that was misapplied was the condom
  that allowed you to be born


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802607
text:
  <bpb> let's all play a game shall we?
  <bpb> ok, everybody who has a line that is probably tapped
  raise your hand
  * bpb raises his hand
  <bpb> now, raise your hand if you think iip is completely
  secure ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907917
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802701
text:
  <Ein> Bottomless pits work on what I like to call "Toilet
  Paper roll on strings Theory"
  <Stefanf> put meat on a string and lower it into the pit!
  PLANET CORE BBQ!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907918
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802769
text:
  AoD> Hey.  Would anyone here have paid money to kick Saddam
  out of power?
  <dubuto> Sure.
  <AoD> Pick a figure.
  <dubuto> I heard the Iraq thing cost 63odd billion.
  <AoD> What would it have been worth to you to get rid of him?
  <AoD> OUt of your pocket.
  <dubuto> Tough question.
  <AoD> It cost us 220 dollars each.
  <Meadow_Boxer> Ain't that some shit
  <AoD> Could have been worse.
  <AoD> Hell, at 220 dollars a pop, I'm game for another tyrant!
  <Gavok> How much to eliminate Whoopie Goldberg?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907918
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802820
text:
  mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end
  showing a linux geek what to do in the event of sex. Not a
  complete sex manual but just some basic instructions.
  Nikki_afe > 'Leave computer, it is not required'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907918
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802868
text:
  <groulder> god i smell like a peice of shit.
  <groulder> i shold have a shower.
  <j03bl0w> or stop smearing shit on yourself?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907919
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802913
text:
  <hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when
  somebody adds a quote cause your a supernerd


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907919
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.802966
text:
  [01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you
  gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm
  47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907919
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803065
text:
  <Arielana> i will not eat animal penis' for $50,000
  <Arielana> lol
  <Arielana> no way
  <Phrizzawh> Arielana is a wuzz
  <Phrizzawh> i would eat penis any day


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907920
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803106
text:
  Sefy89: God my mom wont stop yelling
  Dested: wat did u do this time?
  Sefy89: i called her a lazy bitch and told her to get up and
  do some work
  Dested: ...doesnt your mom have a broken leg?
  Sefy89: thus the noise


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907920
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803158
text:
  <teresa> how is your meeting
  <msd> well
  <msd> we got off topic
  <msd> and everyone is now looking at porn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907921
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803257
text:
  <SuperVeggie> tubgirl makes me thirsty :\
  <SuperVeggie> it looks like some sort of curry flavoured milk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907921
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803399
text:
  <SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous
  <SEoD> it's so expensive and see-thru
  <Xlord> sounds like some women I know


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907922
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803451
text:
  <malkygoat> i've donated 1000hours of CPU time to SETI
  <ozzmosis> malkygoat: you know in about 20 years time the
  alien ships will land here on Earth and demand to know why
  we've been DOSing their alien network 20 light years away with
  random packets


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907922
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803545
text:
  Cat1013: Whoops
  Cat1013: I just really confused my grandma.
  HermitKing: She has IM?
  Cat1013: She just got it. I was talking to her, and she asked
  about my new car.
  Cat1013: I said that it was fine, but that it makes a funny
  noise whenever I shift.
  HermitKing: So?
  Cat1013: I left the "f" out of "shift".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907923
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803636
text:
  <FedorhaJergins> I left my job today. I couldn't work for that
  man after what he said to me.
  <ImAndreaKitty> what did he say?
  <FedorhaJergins> your fired


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907924
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803798
text:
  <ryda> earlier, i was lookin up doom 3 stuff
  <ryda> and i clicked on this doom 3 screenshot link
  <ryda> and it redirected to a pornsite
  <ryda> and then my mum comes up to me and offers me a pringle
  <ryda> and im just like sheeet
  <milenko> ahhahaha
  <milenko what did she say?
  <ryda> i couldnt get it off the screen
  <ryda> she pretended not to noticed
  <ryda> alt f4 wasnt workin lol
  <ryda> thing is, it looked really really gross
  <milenko> what was it, cumshot?
  <ryda> im not sure
  <ryda> but i think it could have been tranny
  <milenko> dude, YOUR FUCKED


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907924
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803846
text:
  <offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement
  <offwYtE> well i thought it was
  <offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907924
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.803951
text:
  <~Kiramon> no i just need random fake gaelic words
  <&Ondore|Away> Allium sativum L.
  <&Ondore|Away> No, wait.
  <&Ondore|Away> That's garlic.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907925
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804003
text:
  <goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat
  you
  <intra> like a vaginal itching?
  <goh> intra: yes
  <intra> just get some vagasil


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907925
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804058
text:
  <[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my
  grandfather just died
  <[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die....
  <[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him
  <[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93
  years old and was getting his thing on
  <[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on
  sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church
  bells to pace himself"
  <[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream
  van didnt go past


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804121
text:
  <iPBS> you know
  <iPBS> there were billions of virus emails traveling the net
  last week
  <iPBS> people were complainging about getting hundreds of
  emails in their inbox's
  <iPBS> and i didn't get a single email virus
  <slightly> me neither
  <iPBS> whats that say about our popularity?
  <slightly> :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804171
text:
  <hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to
  be pen pals
  <hakan> and she dropped our class
  <dr_rotcod> haha
  <hakan> is that a good thing?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804234
text:
  <Amish> why are people fascinated with cartoon porn
  <Amish> I mean, do you watch the Simpsons and really feel the
  need to (poorly) photoshop lisa giving bart head?
  <Gudrow> when hitler was an artist he specialized in tentacle
  rape portaiture
  <Mr_X> Gudrow: That's how the alliance between Germany and
  Japan began
  <jre> That, and the German-Japanese scat fetish
  <Mr_X> The scat fetish is the result of secret WW2 nazi
  experiments
  <Mr_X> "HANZ, I SHALL NOW DEFECATE IN YOUR MOUTH, JA?" "JA"
  "DO YOU FEEL LIKE AN UBERSOLDAT YET?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907927
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804289
text:
  *** Antiarc is now known as Antiarrrrrrc
  <Bloody_Davy_Flint> How's it going
  Antiarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc?
  <Antiarrrrrrc> Arr, there be a steering wheel in me crotch!
  <screevo> Doesnt that hurt?
  <Antiarrrrrrc> Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907928
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804338
text:
  cthulhudream: come on Ben theres gotta be something we can do
  ||AB|| Benzin: alright I got an idea
  ||AB|| Benzin: I'm gonna need a pound of rohypnol, a keg, and
  directions to the nearest sorority house
  ||AB|| Benzin: and an alibi
  ||AB|| Benzin: cause they'll trace that shit when 30 girls
  don't remember what happened or why their pregnant, and all
  that
  cthulhudream: I kinda wanna make larping weapons
  ||AB|| Benzin: and on the other end of the spectrum...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907928
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804432
text:
  [+miles] okay, two irish guys are walking down this street,
  right...okay they see this sign that says: "Tree Fellers
  Wanted" and they go, "oh blast, its a pity theres only the two
  of us"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907928
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804476
text:
  [Shinji] I think he threatened to kill me actually, although
  it was so badly spelt that I wasn't sure if it was a death
  threat or a request to see if I wanted another cappuchino


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907929
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804524
text:
  --- Bigchris[porn] is now known as Bigchris
  <Bigchris> damn i hate this weather
  <Bigchris> cant get it up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907929
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804626
text:
  <VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and
  you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually
  landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
  <peng> ...
  <peng> what?
  <VolteFace`> oh shit
  <VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907929
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804667
text:
  Matt: I AM QUERY OPTIMIZATION GUY
  Matt: AND THIS... IS MY QUERY
  Andy: wha?... WHO TOUCH MY QUERY?!
  Matt: WHO TOUCHED MY JOINS!!??
  Matt: Some users think they can outsmart me.  Maybe... maybe.
  I have yet to meet one who can outsmart LIMIT.
  Matt: She weighs in at 300 lines of SQL and she searches 8
  million rows per second.  It costs 24 billion machine cycles
  to run this query... for 12 seconds.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907930
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804722
text:
  <tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king
  <tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote
  them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907930
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804789
text:
  <Nekroe> when any of yous were at high school, did any idiots
  ever knee you in the arse, and go: 'YOUVE JUST BEEN BOOFED UP
  THE ARSE BY AN ELEPHANT!'?
  <than> when I was at high school, some elephants came up
  behind me and stuck their dicks in my ass and said "YOU'VE
  JUST BEEN KNEE'D IN THE ARSE BY A HIGH SCHOOL KID!!"
  <Nekroe> mmm. clever
  <than> I didn't think it was clever. I thought it was a bit
  juvenile. Those elephants should have known better


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907930
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804861
text:
  <SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)
  <SRElysian> .........
  <SRElysian> wtf
  <Jaelynn> great mp3.
  <Jaelynn> I love null.
  <SRElysian> yah
  <SRElysian> dood its previously unreleased
  <SRElysian> special edition even
  <Jaelynn> It's a hidden track.  null - sound of silence
  <SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)
  <SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)
  <SRElysian> ........
  <Jaelynn> Can't get enough of that null, eh?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907931
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804909
text:
  (neruaL) my mom's computer
  (neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some
  seductive male voice


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907931
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.804960
text:
  <DeadMouse> you do know what an analogy is right?
  <pantherqs> something to do with anal penetration?
  <pantherqs> like an anal orgy o sorts ?
  <pantherqs> bah. too much bash.org for me. </quit> =P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907931
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805019
text:
  <sheep--> haha
  <sheep--> my mom got this knife at some asian store
  <sheep--> i was gonna use it to make myself some food
  <sheep--> but instead, i\'m gonna frame it and keep it for
  ever in the wrapper
  <Tick> ?
  <sheep--> it says on it \"Warning: keep out of children\"
  <Tick> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907932
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805114
text:
  <FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?
  <[empathy]> blood of retards
  <FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907932
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805205
text:
  <flee> for some reason it never occurred to me until now how
  odd it is for elmer fudd to be singing about his "spear and
  magic helmet" while bugs cross-dresses.
  <6> I know, it makes so much sense until the cross dressing
  <midi> you can say that about lots of things.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907932
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805255
text:
  <OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their
  hobbies as either "hanging out" or "partying"?
  <Qtechie> I like to hang out while I party... but chicks are
  always grossed out by it, and guys tend to beat me up for it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907933
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805310
text:
  <DaWiteBuddha> im leaving for your house now
  <AlazrianLeth> take your time, i have to bathe
  <DaWiteBuddha> how long does that take
  <AlazrianLeth> depends
  <DaWiteBuddha> ballpark?
  <AlazrianLeth> wrigley field
  <DaWiteBuddha> ...god i actually shook my fist at the
  screen...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907933
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805371
text:
  <Afsan> the question is.. would the fbi suspect a terrorist
  from a university in Australia?  arn't we ment to be the good
  guys?
  <Gothmog> we're everywhere...
  <Gothmog> i mean...
  <Gothmog> _they're_ everywhere
  <Gothmog> phew lucky save there
  <Afsan> yes you almost exposed us!
  <Afsan> one of your camels must now be castrated!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907933
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805428
text:
  <davidbrit2> MS should change the XBox slogan.
  <davidbrit2> "It's good to play together" doesn't quite cut
  it.
  <DevilWarrior> heh.
  <davidbrit2> I think "Misery loves company" captures the
  spirit of the XBox.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907934
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805479
text:
  <Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me.
  <collusion> yeah, and he should play center right?
  <Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you
  watch basketball?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907934
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805525
text:
  <endura> I like to get an idea of how easy itd be to get laid
  if I walked onto a campus in a gorilla suit with a giant
  banana as genitalia


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907934
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805575
text:
  <barryk> Pillows: do you believe Iraq posed a direct threat to
  US homeland security ?
  <`dA> yes
  <`dA> iraq was an asshole
  <spikeb> and the us military was a giant penis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907935
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805669
text:
  <Andrew> The EX in NeoEX stands for Extra
  XtremeAnalPenetration.
  <NeoEX> It's funny cause it's true.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907935
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805724
text:
  <fahd> anyone want to volunteer with me at the retirement home
  <d3> hell no fahd
  <d3> have fun cleaning up 93 year old feces
  <fahd> no
  <fahd> just to talk to them
  <fahd> entertain them
  <fahd> and maybe get laid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907935
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805770
text:
  <antisocial_boris> hmm, my code isnt working, i need a break
  <hapchi> well, keep in mind it must be inside a while or for
  loop


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805831
text:
  <ANonRhymingNick> Messed my english teacher up friday when we
  were writing that essay..
  <ANonRhymingNick> She was like "what school did you come from?
  " "Live Oak." "Ahh..That's why you don't have a problem with
  this kind of stuff." "No, I don't have a problem with this
  stuff because I got most of my education outside of Louisiana"
  "*silence*"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805886
text:
  <Dave> So my friend in school Andrew said he had linux
  <Dave> After saying he got mIRC
  <Dave> I told him you can't have both, mIRC is a windows
  Client
  <Dave> Then he said he had Linux on his laptop
  <Dave> I asked him what Distribution he had, he said wal-mart


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805934
text:
  Captain Morgan: I swear I'm going to kill whoever lives above
  me
  Saiu: the chair again?
  Captain Morgan: it's like he's playing ddr with combat boots
  Captain Morgan: and jumping as hard as he can
  Captain Morgan is now Away.
  Saiu: uh-oh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907936
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.805986
text:
  <ido> anywho, i'll go write my own
  <ido> it should only take a few hundred lines of coke
  <ido> i mean code...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907937
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806128
text:
  [Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo.
  Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep.
  Either way. Snoozes from me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806185
text:
  <InfamousMyzt> bash.org mod college
  <InfamousMyzt> lesson 1: accept and deny buttons
  <InfamousMyzt> lesson 2: funny, or not?
  <InfamousMyzt> lesson 3: always accept racial jokes
  <InfamousMyzt> lesson 4: always accept quotes that mention
  bash.org
  <InfamousMyzt> lesson 5: if you can't decide, click deny
  anyways


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806237
text:
  (pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's
  contageous"
  (pervert_) not cuz im gay
  (pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked
  (pervert_) wait....that sounds bad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806284
text:
  <jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message
  to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907938
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806329
text:
  ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes
  <ieatrocks> i wish your tail to catch on fire


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907939
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806414
text:
  [Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his
  ashes in a coffee filter
  [Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907939
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806462
text:
  ( l008com) Hey does anyone know how David Blaine levitates?
  ( LoganCale) There are two ways.
  ( LoganCale) One way he's on a cable and they digitally edit
  it out.
  ( l008com) no he's on ABC thats not cable


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907940
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806513
text:
  3:pixelsoft> GHB? Don't you go to school?
  3:GHB> Today is Saturday
  3:pixelsoft> It's Friday
  GHB left arena


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907940
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806569
text:
  <Alberto> "The New Year tradition is offensive to many ethnic
  groups."
  <Rev> In order to not offend the Chinese, do you think they
  should call it "Happy New Time Unit" for the sake of political
  correctness?
  <Alberto> Yep
  <Destruya> Well, now that the holiday season is over, we can
  get back to only caring about ourselves.
  <Destruya> YAY SELFISHNESS AND THE AMERICAN WAY


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907940
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806676
text:
  <unlimitedsaga> I wonder if I'm too uncaring about others
  <unlimitedsaga> I passed this guy in the hall today
  <unlimitedsaga> and I thought he was asleep
  <unlimitedsaga> then when I came back 10 minutes later there
  were people around him
  <unlimitedsaga> then an ambulance came
  <unlimitedsaga> maybe he was unconscious
  <unlimitedsaga> or dead..
  <unlimitedsaga> is tribes any good?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907941
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806781
text:
  <ThisIsASentenceInANick> I AM TAPPING THREE WHITE
  <ThisIsASentenceInANick> CASTING MONEYSHOT ON TOM
  <ThisIsASentenceInANick> YOUR TURN
  * Tomko awaits anxiously for HAWT STEAMY MANSAWCE
  <ThisIsASentenceInANick> IT IS MY TURN AGAIN
  <ThisIsASentenceInANick> I TAP OUT AND SUMMON YAWGMOTH'S
  SODOMITE
  <ThisIsASentenceInANick> I ATTACK TOM WITH IT
  <ThisIsASentenceInANick> DO YOU BLOCK?  Y/N
  <Tomko> N


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907941
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806893
text:
  <Bushman> heh, those voice commands in mobile phones...
  <Bushman> say "text *contact_name* message *message_text*"
  <Bushman> or "email *contact_name* subject *message_subject*
  message *message_text*"
  <Bushman> what if... just what if... the guy's name is
  Mr.Message or Mr.Subject?
  <Bushman> :D
  <Bushman> facebook.com/john.message.9
  <Bushman> facebook.com/john.subject


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806949
text:
  <Sonecor> How do you shut down someone else's computer?
  <^Kitari^> You mean in mIRC?
  <Sonecor> Yeah
  <^Kitari^> Oh, you type /q <nick>
  <Sonecor> Thanks =D
  * Sonecor (Pickle@68.112.96.67) Quit (Quit: ^Kitari^)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.806999
text:
  <Dareon> I wonder where my package is.
  <Valvados> checked between your legs?
  <Dareon> If it was there, I wouldn't be so bored right now,
  would I?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907942
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807045
text:
  <Palindrome80> (oh.  my.  god.  josh just showed me
  pornographic harry potter fan fiction.)
  <thedreya> (I REFUSE to read the porno harry potter fanfic. I
  stick to gay A-team fanfic)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907943
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807085
text:
  [markel(markel@i.got.shelled.at.shellyeah.org)]  do you think
  if you walked down the street wearing a #unixhelp shirt,
  someone would eventually kick your ass?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907943
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807133
text:
  *** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....."
  *** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!"
  <mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907943
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807200
text:
  <Ed> P2 Celeron was good though, because it used the same slot
  as the P3.
  <Mime> P3 has two different slots!
  <Mime> I had a SNES game style P3, my mate had a flat one.
  <Ed> Mime, that's a socket.
  <waffle> Mime: you mean a slot and socket
  <Mime> Yes, socket and slot.
  <waffle> amd really loved the slot
  <kawaii_kekekeke> I love that slot.
  <Mime> I love your mom's slot
  <waffle> your moms a slot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907943
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807256
text:
  <@voh> ever seen the bristol flag in my room?
  <@voh> it's about 80 cm wide and 300cm long
  <@voh> big-ass flag :)
  < SirGoblin> sounds like my penis
  <@voh> yeah
  <@voh> the flag refuses to stand up straight as well


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807305
text:
  <amrit> <quiggy> http://bash.org/?74700
  <amrit> <quiggy> and, that quote proves that the world is
  coming to an end, very soon


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807350
text:
  (nexxai) I think I'm gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection
  (nexxai) some people have Celebrity Hair collections
  (nexxai) mine will be fingernail crud
  (nexxai) not of celebrities though...they might scratch their
  ass alot or something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907944
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807403
text:
  <Scorp10n> god I'm an idiot
  <Scorp10n> I have to like make icons on my desktop to help me
  remember shit
  <Scorp10n> because that's like the only place where I'm 100%
  sure to see them unless the power goes out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907945
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807511
text:
  <[CJ]> i feel old when i'm reading the centerfold data in
  playboy and see that the centerfold was born sometime around
  the year i graduated high school :\
  <Boyzoid> heh
  <Boyzoid> old, or dirty
  <Boyzoid> ?
  <[CJ]> both
  <[CJ]> but dirty i'm ok with


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907945
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807582
text:
  * @Falco|LAN goes to kick his sister's ass
  <@pandairo> heh
  <%hurricane> just beat her boyfriend up, its more satisfying
  <@pandairo> isnt she too young for boyfriends?
  <%hurricane> i dunno how old is she
  <@Falco|LAN> she's 12
  <@Falco|LAN> well
  <@Falco|LAN> I couldn't get her to get off
  <%hurricane>....
  <%hurricane> please tell me you mean the phone or computer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907945
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807629
text:
  <Puddle of Mudd> Have they named the disorder where you become
  obsessed with terrible songs?
  <Critíc> Pop culture.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907946
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807728
text:
  <Comatosis> wow this room is empty! we have it all to
  ourselves :-p
  <Alain> yup, just you and me :-)
  * Comatosis gets naked
  <Alain> uh, my mom is sitting here next to me, i dont want her
  to think i chat with perverts
  * Comatosis put his clothes back on
  <Comatosis> sorry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907946
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807778
text:
  <Zeal> Ignorance is bliss. :]
  <devilsad> Ignorance is leaning out the car window at 100
  miles per hour, feeling the wind in your hair... then hitting
  a pole.
  <Brass> Ignorance is watching the instant replay, and hoping
  the guy makes the catch this time.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907946
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807834
text:
  <D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream...
  <daenonok> dude you slept in class?
  <D4NG3R0U5> in which my girlfriend (who sat a few seats away)
  got up, and, on her way over to me took off her top, then got
  on her knees and unzipped my pants
  <D4NG3R0U5> yeah i slept in class, sometimes (when i decided
  it was time for my medication)
  <D4NG3R0U5> and, bc the night before she gave me head irl, the
  dream was really vivid...woke up, everyone was lookin at me...
  <D4NG3R0U5> then the teacher went back on talkin, and everyone
  turned back around...that haunts me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907947
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.807883
text:
  <i4get> life sucks.
  <Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out
  <i4get> X(
  <i4get> funny Waldo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907948
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808023
text:
  <Lincoln`s_Wax> Liberal Arts Quantum Physics: Light's damned
  fast and not everything is as it seems. Space is funny like
  that. The end.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907948
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808077
text:
  <Dabz> u know i'm currently being paid to sit home reading
  bash
  <FuzzBuzz`> lol
  <Dabz> sick pay rules
  <Dabz> mind u, i would usually be being paid to sit in work
  and read bash :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907948
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808171
text:
  <Darkseid> anyone want to hear a song i'm writing
  <RaTS_FYA> :)
  <Darkseid> it's called "if girls bled cranberry juice"
  <RaTS_FYA> lol
  <RaTS_FYA> lets here it dark
  <oldskoolsenate> yeah
  <oldskoolsenate> i wanna hear
  <oldskoolsenate> please pleaes please
  <Darkseid> ok
  <Darkseid> keep in mind that it's metalish
  <Darkseid> Ahem
  * Darkseid clears throat
  <oldskoolsenate> Darkseid that's alright
  <Darkseid> if girls bled cranberry juice would you press and
  squeeze them dry
  <Darkseid> would you hold their heads so sweetly til juice ran
  from their eye
  <Darkseid> f juice ran from girls' ears would you have them
  for a snack.
  <Darkseid> What if orange juice was dripping from her snatch
  <Darkseid> I would
  <Darkseid> Chorus
  <Darkseid> I mean no one likes a glass of juice better than
  me... better than me... better than me... no one likes a glass
  of juice better than me... better than me me me....
  <oldskoolsenate> Darkseid: That's really touching.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907948
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808218
text:
  <shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics
  and movies on each one
  <shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907949
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808275
text:
  <DiamonDie> cool, this is the f&g episode where sam wants an
  atari.
  <fizzie> misread 'f&g' as 'fag'. this is what reading bash.org
  does.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907949
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808325
text:
  * ian wonders who was responsible for the "stuff that matters"
  part of the /. slogan ......
  <l_oke> ian: I know one thing
  <l_oke> ian: he's a pathological liar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907949
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808377
text:
  <malis> Also, minister seems to be the most efficient position
  <rizen> minister?
  <rizen> do you mean missionary?
  <malis> whatever
  <rizen> the minister position would be with the young boy on
  his knees


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907950
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808468
text:
  <Resident_Redneck> The Canadians commited three warships, 1000
  soldiers, and 10 tanks to the war effort...but due to the
  exchange rate, it works out to be a mountie, a moose, and a
  flying sqirrel.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907950
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808514
text:
  <@dawoker> my manager dropped by and told me to stop using
  things like "my president is an assclown" in string testing
  for some of our code.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907950
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808564
text:
  Cochese: you're under the impression that Viagra will just
  give you an erection
  Cochese: it'll only help sustain an erection that you get from
  whatever gives you wood
  FeMHuR: so if I take Viagra but nothing turns me on nothing
  will happen?
  Cochese: correct
  theho81: so there's still no hope for fat chicks?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907952
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808618
text:
  <tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?
  <tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
  <ReAc> :/
  <dave> did you hear about the magic tom?
  <dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907952
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808676
text:
  * Loopster just found a SHITLOAD Of Wolf Posters for sale
  <Orionator> ...
  <Orionator> I dunno what it is with Loopy and wolves...
  <Loopster> I like wolfs!
  <Loopster> there tight
  <Loopster> er...cool
  <Alluro95> I am not into wolves the way you are, Loopy.
  <Antipothis> Now loopster sounds like he has sex with
  wolves...heh
  <Antipothis> :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907953
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808741
text:
  *** BennyHill has joined #lobby
  <Benny_Hill> BOOBIES, TITS, CANS, BEWBEEIS, MUFFINS, BOULDERS,
  YABBOS, SWEATERMEAT, JIGGLERS, BAZOOMS, MEAT PUPPETS, MILK
  WAGONS, JUBBLIES, BREASTESSES, HAPPYSACKS, TATAS, BAAABOOMS,
  TWIN PEAKS, TWEETERS, CHI CHI'S, COCONUTS, BOOBLATINES,
  MAMAMAMARRIES, SWEATER PUPPIES, BAGOS, FLESH BAGS, WHOOPERS,
  PILLOWS, BOYS TOYS, DOUBLE MOUNDS, TEATS
  <Benny_Hill> GLOBES OF WONDER, BAZONGAS, BOSOMS, BLOUSE
  WEASELS, BIG'UNS, MELONS, TITILATIONS, BAZOOKAS, JIGGLYS,
  HOOTERS, BREASTS, JOY TOYS, SQUEEZIES, KNOCKERS, FAKE O BAGOS,
  JUGS, RACK, WUBBAS, KNOBS, HEADLIGHTS, FUNBAGS, PUPPIES, and
  of course WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION !!!!
  <ProfessorEvil> :O
  <ProfessorEvil> I don't think i've ever seen it put so
  eloquently before.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907953
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808803
text:
  <croich> what! how did u know?!
  <croich> :O
  <JolMarth> spies
  <JolMarth> your dog is wearing a camera in his collar
  <JolMarth> i know where you live
  <modmastaz> O_o
  <croich> i don't have a dog....
  <JolMarth> whoops then it must be your mom :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907953
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808858
text:
  <@toe2toe> it just really amazes me how fucking dumb george w
  bush is
  <@toe2toe> see the paper yesterday
  <@toe2toe> "george bush getting frustrated at UN"
  <@toe2toe> wheres the headline : "WORLD GETTING FRUSTRATED
  WITH FUCK TARD IN WHITE HOUSE"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907953
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808899
text:
  [@Incitatus]: http://www.suddenstrike2.de/
  [@DynamoDan]: mm desert strike
  [@DynamoDan]: have you got sudden strike 1?
  [+EvilMalk]: germans must be getting really bored with ww2
  games now
  [@Flamin_Squirrel]: heh
  [@DynamoDan]: lol
  [+EvilMalk]: oh look hans, we get to be another american
  killing berliners
  [+EvilMalk]: ja das ist gut


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.808995
text:
  <NetherMagic> i always tape my screwed up CDs on the walls of
  my room, so when ppl walk by my house they'll go blind and get
  hit by a car


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809058
text:
  <StuckMojo>    o     \o    \o/   \o    o    <o     <o>    o>
  o
  <StuckMojo>   .|.     |.    |     /    X     \      |    <|
  <|>
  <StuckMojo>   / \     >\   /<     >\  /<     >\    /<     >\
  /<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809116
text:
  <kentyman> Show the following problem is NP-complete:  The
  dominating-set problem:  given a graph G and an integer k,
  does there exist a subset S of G with k nodes such that each
  node is either in S or adjacent to a node of S?
  <Oax> exactly k nodes
  <kentyman> yes, but adding nodes wouldn't change it, no?
  <Oax> no
  <Oax> it's monotone
  <kentyman> like my prof


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907954
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809180
text:
  <Swiich> greatest thing ever in 20th century history today in
  school
  <Swiich> teacher was going on about the million man march
  <Swiich> this kid raises his hand and says "don't you mean the
  600 000 man march?"
  <Swiich> teacher says "no, why?"
  <Swiich> "well, 600 000 is 3/5ths of a million"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907955
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809232
text:
  <]KO[-Spansk> get them to pick me
  <Dark_Hawk> I'm workin' on it
  <Dark_Hawk> There ya go
  * Dark_Hawk wipes his mouth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907955
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809278
text:
  MynameisTim <Joins>
  MynameisTim:  Oh my fucking god, I was just whacking off and I
  have these crazy lumps on my coozer I think they are warts,
  anyway I'm sitting there ALMOST at climax when BOOM! one pops
  and coats my face with pus
  MynameisTim:  so what are you guys up to?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907955
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809323
text:
  <|^V^|Grim_Reaper> sorry but im exstreamly intelagent and i
  have a dick and my g/f happens to be scard of it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907956
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809379
text:
  <Golden> Am I the only one who thinks Dead Rising could be the
  easiest Video Game to Porno transfer?
  <Golden> The three main characters are a black guy, a hot
  blonde chick and a photographer
  <Golden> And they're stuck in a mall with zombies so they
  can't escape
  <Golden> Eventually someone is going to have a cock in their
  ass while the hairy guy takes pictures of it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907956
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809425
text:
  <sCoTTiii> is there actually any nice gurls in here, who dont
  put out, and arnt sluts and are over 16 ? lol, msg me man
  <My`Albanian`Ass> opposite to that, msg me :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907956
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809482
text:
  <dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said
  "you are DS"
  <@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit
  <dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl
  me and you abuse me fuckin cunt
  *** Parts: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)
  <petey> lol dumbass
  *** Joins: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)
  <dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry
  *** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92
  *** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that
  about you was right)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809530
text:
  <punchcard> a little application logic goes a long way
  <DomMac> indeed I can see the possibilities for problems with
  that being pretty great unless the programmer took his time in
  designing the app. Since it is MS, one never really knows do
  they?
  <punchcard> hang on, I gotta take a nap after reading that
  long-ass sentence


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809632
text:
  <MadMax> I'm going to buy myself another 6 80GB Seagate
  Barracuda IV's :D
  <MadMax> That way, I can set up a 1/2 Terrabyte array
  <MadMax> Wouldn't that be incredibly cool?!
  * Altariel looks at MadMax and shakes her head
  <Altariel> thats a penis thing, isnt it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907957
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809677
text:
  Joe: Here's an issue I never had to worry about in CA. Does
  anyone know if an Hard Drive that is roughly -10C in
  temperature from being in the back of a UPS truck and then the
  porch, really dislikes being asked to spin up?
  Joe: wonders if he should wait for it to warm up considerably.
  MisterX: put it in the microwave for 5 seconds
  Joe: Oh, thanks!
  Joe: Be right back.
  Joe left the chat room.
  Andy: Is he serious?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907958
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809723
text:
  Schraitle: IP's are like old phone numbers because when you
  get a new one you're stuck with all the shit that the person
  who had it before you did.
  Schraitle: for instance, the guy who had my IP before i did
  had a lot of fun spamming irc and getting himself blocked from
  every website that i like to go to


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907958
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809771
text:
  <gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear
  war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked
  up with lots of i's and e's.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907958
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809863
text:
  Ar0uNd » Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his
  whole life, which
  Ar0uNd » created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He
  also ate very little,
  Ar0uNd » which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he
  suffered from very bad
  Ar0uNd » breath. This made him.... what?
  Ar0uNd » (This is so bad it's good...) --a super-callused
  fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907959
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809913
text:
  <+Wyrd> Trahnse... will you dye your hair down there and send
  me a picture?
  <+Ziphy> :x
  <+Trahnse> wyrd, I would do that for you if I had hair down
  there ;)
  <+Ziphy> My dreams just got better ^_^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907959
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.809962
text:
  NotSpudBoy : http://www.bash.org/?5259
  FishingForCoins : haha
  FishingForCoins : What's this?
  NotSpudBoy : Just a site with a whole bunch of chat quotes.
  FishingForCoins : ...
  FishingForCoins : http://www.bash.org/?1964
  NotSpudBoy : God we're geeks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907959
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810012
text:
  <hash---> back everything up on 45rpm vinyl
  <ManMower> hash---: I have 80 lbs of porn on vinyl in my
  closet
  <xbane> manmower: i have 130lbs of porn in my closet
  <xbane> (dead hooker)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907960
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810071
text:
  <lav> pandas are black and white, lamer
  <lav> that bear is solid grey
  <Zhuzhen> hey Lav, join #avaxx for a sec.
  <lav> ok?
  <Zhuzhen> no one in there?
  <Zhuzhen> yeah, that's the room of people that care.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907960
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810119
text:
  <^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that
  supports ASP for free?
  <ApoIIyon> insecurehosts.com
  <^{[Dr-Dre]}^> ok thanks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907960
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810165
text:
  < Stalin> You could put out ads in magazines and online and
  such, guaraunteed 25-30 lbs weight loss overnight or your
  money back
  < Stalin> and then send them instructions on how to amputate
  one of their legs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810224
text:
  <Night> bitches fall for everything.
  <CptPlanet> i know. dumb sluts.
  <Night> it's genetic that they are cuter and stupider.
  <CptPlanet> yeah. it's because cute smart chicks don't like to
  fuck, and dumb ugly chicks don't get hit on.
  <CptPlanet> natural selection.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810270
text:
  *** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}
  *** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c
  <iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD
  MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF
  FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING
  BLOOD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810311
text:
  (ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next
  bitch will prolly have to chew before she swallows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907961
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810370
text:
  < Andys> oh dear
  < Andys> in ruby, symbols are represented with a prepended
  colon
  < Andys> eg.   :flag
  < Andys> so some guy tshirt that said ":sex"
  < Andys> which everyone at railscamp knew meant "Sex symbol"
  < Andys> he wore it until someone pointed out that to
  non-rubyists it said "Colon sex"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907962
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810476
text:
  <Darkening> something doesn't feel right on my system now i
  just upgraded my nivida drivers
  <Borgs8472> do you sense a disturbance in the force?
  <Borgs8472> "theses aren't the driver's you're looking for"
  <Darkening> ^geek


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907962
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810521
text:
  <@Merrick178> I hope you get hit by an uninsured Mexican
  driving an ice cream truck with la bamba playing in the
  background


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907963
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810617
text:
  <Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were
  suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all
  physically in a room together?
  <Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most
  likely.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907963
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810665
text:
  <Kilroy> gods, I'm dating myself again
  <MPG> at least you only have to get one person drunk to have
  sex.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907963
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810729
text:
  <JakBauer> oh thats right, we could only use 8 char nicks on
  efnet.
  <CactusJac> 9 chars
  <kuribo> cactus...
  <kuribo> you're on altnet now
  <kuribo> JUST ADD THE FREAKING K
  <CactusJac> no
  <kuribo> ADD IT
  <CactusJac> OK
  *** CactusJac is now known as CacktusJac


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810775
text:
  <Theseus> get the free like 10 CDs they give you
  <Theseus> then write a letter to them signed under your
  parents name saying you burned all those satan music CDs, and
  to never send mail to that address again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810825
text:
  <Invictus> Which professions are you getting?
  <Shadow> huh?
  <Invictus> I told you to read the manual. =p
  <Shadow> I got drunk instead.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907964
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810879
text:
  <noan> yay more manga
  <pingtimeout> heh
  <[I> why is japanese cool and not polish
  <[I> wtf
  <[I> >:[
  <pingtimeout> because polish chicks dont eat their own shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907965
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.810988
text:
  * koin freaks.
  <koin> Harry Potter porn X_x
  <koin> Not what I was looking for. Well, not HP anyway. :P
  <Solaris> Been there, done that, bought it.
  <koin> You have HP porn?
  <Solaris> No.
  <koin> I was about to say...
  <koin> ...Why aren't you shari- I mean <_< >_>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907965
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811048
text:
  *** Now talking in #anime
  *** Topic is 'go to #anime-core'
  * Kurin looks at the topic
  <Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think?
  <Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant'
  <WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907965
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811093
text:
  * Now talking in #christiandebate
  <Pramma> hey you guys, do you think jesus would use bittorrent
  or ed2k?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907966
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811139
text:
  <Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods.
  Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me
  around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual
  alienation...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907966
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811237
text:
  <nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds
  wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from
  this CD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907966
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811298
text:
  <Miri> Can I give you an e-hug?
  <Jade_Work> yes of course Miri >.>
  * Miri e-hugs Jade
  <Rollyn> I want an e-mug
  <Jade_Work> with e-coffee? :P
  <Rollyn> So I could sip my e-soda
  <Rollyn> Until I've had more than e-nough


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907967
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811418
text:
  <wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in
  pile A
  <wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
  <wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find
  the Business
  Reply Mail Envelope.
  <wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the
  envelope you hold
  in your hand.
  <wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail
  and walk away
  whistling.
  <wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit
  card companies
  telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with
  coupons rather
  then my application. They informed me that it they are
  not pleased that
  they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply
  with "It says
  Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to
  ensure that your
  business is more successful. They promptly hang up on
  me.
  <wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring,
  so I got an
  added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies
  to the envelope
  so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call
  informing me about
  the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my
  change back. After
  yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they
  agreed to my
  demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my
  hand at this
  very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907967
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811469
text:
  Zintuki: I would use all the sexual frustration to support my
  theory that it is NOT "better to have loved and lost that to
  have never loved at all."
  xShadowGunnx:  idk, I agree with that theory. Even if I don't
  sleep at night because of it or form functioning relationships
  with new women anymore.
  Zintuki: wait.... You've had a functioning relationship with a
  woman BEFORE?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907968
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811535
text:
  <conVict> omg my older bro is a bastard
  <conVict> it's mum's birthday, and he set up a treasure hunt
  for her to find her gift
  <conVict> she went all aroudn the house. up and down the
  stairs
  <conVict> finally found the final clue
  <maxi> lol
  <conVict> it was a picture of goatse
  <maxi> ROFL!!!!
  <conVict> mum started crying
  <conVict> he got banned from the comp for a month


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907968
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811585
text:
  <Blee> i went downtown for halloween and we saw a midget
  <Blee> and this guy was like "THAT COSTUME IS AWESOME"
  <Blee> oh it was horrible but everyone laughed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907968
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811640
text:
  Vipar87: so my old ass english teacher starts going on about
  passing a failing kids when she starts up a story about this
  school bus driver who needed to pass this class to keep his
  job. Well, he ended up with a D+, failing, but right at the
  edge of a C, so she nudged him up enough to pass him. A few
  weeks later, he was in a wreck while driving the school bus.
  He died, but none of the kids did and she goes "I'm so glad I
  passed him so he could save those kids..." and I'm like...
  "Bitch, if you woulda failed him, he'd be alive, and the new,
  SMARTER bus driver wouldn't have wrecked the bus anyway!"
  mario13256: idiot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811750
text:
  <TheWizrd> i wrote my paper ... its 2 pages ..... min length =
  5 pages
  <TheWizrd> wtf ?
  <nerdcore> add 3 pages of "um" and "er"
  <nerdcore> "And so we, um, see that, um, um, Shakespeare was
  trying to, er, say that, um..."
  <nerdcore> "And then that one guy--what's-his-name--picked up
  the, oh yeah! It was Laertes! He picked up the, um, that thing
  that you use when you want to stab somebody--a sword! Yeah.
  That's it."
  <nerdcore> easy +3 pages.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811798
text:
  dsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with
  me, and that
  upsets me, which is why i'm bitchy at you"
  -dsp, nz2600


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907969
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811842
text:
  <MeLearnin> Why does _Bunny always tell people he is going to
  bed?
  * MeLearnin brb taking a shit....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907970
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811895
text:
  <Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."
  <glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that
  <Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907970
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.811954
text:
  <Bubbaprog> you know nothing of men :-)
  <Calisa> I know that it's not appropriate to masturbate when
  you're in the same room as your daughter, thinking it's okay
  because you think she's asleep.
  <Calisa> I know something!
  <Calisa> He stopped every now and then when he heard my sister
  shifting.
  <asshat> thats good parenting


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907970
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812058
text:
  <|2SX||atWork|> i think i only have jvm installed :)
  <Cavey> Can you run java jars?
  <|2SX||atWork|> .jar files are just zip files
  <Cavey> Essentially, yes
  <|2SX||atWork|> its not broken, just all the channels talking
  comes up in one window, and i forget which channel ive set to
  type in, so i see u talking and just reply to the wrong chan
  <Cavey> Hehe
  <|2SX||atWork|> sorry wrong chan
  <Cavey> I guessed
  <|2SX||atWork|> i cant believe i explained why i was typing in
  the wrong chan into the wrong chan.. i hate this client
  <Cavey> ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907971
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812106
text:
  <Threeboy> neeks. i hate it when i type "~" by accident.
  <Threeboy> it makes me question my sexuality.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907971
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812208
text:
  <zerovampire> so I was reading bash.org, and there was this
  great quote, "A guy at work yesterday saw my stickers on my
  car, and asked me if Semper Fi was a form of martial arts."
  <ryo-ohki> heheh, what is it, an band or something?
  <zerovampire> O.o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907972
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812264
text:
  <amiel> i got a new reality show
  <amiel> a chick has unprotected sex with 10 or so guys while
  she's ovulating, 9 months later a camera crew goes and ruins
  each guys life
  <amiel> we could call it remember me, or sexual roulette
  <amiel> or find a bunch of people who are related and don't
  know it, hook them up, and expose their incest


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907972
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812309
text:
  I like 2eat tape: when i was in 4 th grade there was this
  awesome 5 grader matthew podawski, i rememeber, and he used to
  ride his bike to school and mis match socks and and i really
  wanted to be his friend but he was so weird and he thanked me
  for the offer but was like "one friend in the world is enough"
  he then transfered schools


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907972
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812364
text:
  <danamania> yay I fixed my laptops battery!
  <danamania> it was so dead, nothing would charge it
  <danamania> so I gave it the electronic equivalent of a kick
  in the head, by shorting the +/- terminals for 5 minutes
  <gelfie> don't they have stickers on them that say they could
  explode or catch fire by doing that?
  <danamania> yeah but it's ok, I took them off first.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907973
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812510
text:
  <[CNI]Smy> k now that i just relized that those were like $200
  headphones
  <[CNI]Smy> i am gona go out and buy some glue
  <[CNI]Smy> and fix em
  <[CNI]Goose> get crazy glue, it can even glue your arm back
  on, U can use it for emergency surgery in the field....
  <[CNI]Smy> no i cant
  <[CNI]Smy> cuz then i will have the urge to cut my dogs legs
  off and try to glue them back on.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907973
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812559
text:
  <Eglin> yuck.... didn't think that asking about a c# like
  static string method would start a stinking flame war.
  <pedantic> Eglin: you are new to irc aren't you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907973
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812603
text:
  <Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of
  apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I
  do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907974
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812701
text:
  <Lyndrek> I don't like Pulp Fiction
  <Nalani> Why would you dislike Pulp?
  <DarkLich> Maybe it confused him.
  <DarkLich> Maybe he was like, "What?! John Travolta died two
  scenes ago!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907974
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812762
text:
  <tiocsti> ugh
  <tiocsti> i twisted my ankle on my way home
  <tiocsti> and i turned down a ride home from some hot girl on
  like a boxster
  <tiocsti> hmm maybe i shouldnt have set shredder to 10 mins
  per move when it analyzed a 90 move game
  <tiocsti> 15 hrs
  <tiocsti> its like half done i guess
  <subcube> what?????


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907975
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812855
text:
  <stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character
  would you like to have sex with?"
  <Blastrax> yes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907976
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.812959
text:
  <Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T,
  gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
  <Tux> PANTIES!
  <Tux> er
  <Tux> not really
  <Tux> but it was close!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907977
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.813011
text:
  <Indiana> What's a cuntwaffle?
  <Indiana> Ah, never mind, I'll ask my mom when she comes on.
  She knows everything about cooking and food.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907977
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.813061
text:
  <DrNick668> the guy that used to live at my house is
  subscribed to the far eastern economic review and he didn't
  get it forwarded to his new adress
  <DrNick668> i like gettin free stuff, but couldn't he be a
  pervert instead of an investor?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907978
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.813109
text:
  <Ambrosh> as a philosophy major I made sure that a job would
  be opened for me after college
  <Kin68ling> until people realized that they can pump their own
  gas?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907979
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.813347
text:
  <Mantits> You're going to end up paying for her extended
  family to live until they're 132
  <Mantits> because japs NEVER DIE
  <Mantits> except by suicide


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907979
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.813406
text:
  <akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea.
  <akh76> I want to know The reason Why I'm ven
  <akh76> I'm lacks a Knowledge of  irc
  <akh76> Thank you and I hope to get your reply back soon.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907980
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814039
text:
  <JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys
  cry
  <billa> you need to respect.
  <billa> to scared youll break down
  <JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life
  <JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907980
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814082
text:
  (doggie^): i remember using morpheus ages back
  (doggie^): everytime i searched for something i would get
  !!!!!!!!preteen sex piss fuck shit animals
  ......................... .avi
  (doggie^): was very annoying
  ([olly]): lol
  (slippy^): yeh :/
  (slippy^): that movie sucked


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907980
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814124
text:
  *** Sparks has quit IRC (Quit: You have never really, truly
  known the joys of riding on a public bus until you look around
  and realize that the people sitting next to you are the same
  ones who converse with cheese on a regular basis...)
  Seraph: Nothing wrong with talking to cheese.  :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907980
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814183
text:
  <+EvanTH> You'll have to be Smacky The Heroin bear.
  <+Kulstad> w00t!!
  <+EvanTH> You must sit in a corner and lose your hair
  <+EvanTH> All the children will laugh and stare
  <+Kulstad> you mean like Fuzzy Wuzzy
  <+EvanTH> For you will be Smacky, the stiff-veined bear
  <+EvanTH> yes.
  <+EvanTH> Sometimes I wonder why the hell I even let myself
  type.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907981
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814276
text:
  <Ear> Your mom is so fat that you should go stab yourself in
  the eyesocket and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907981
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814317
text:
  ]-eX-[Mad^AfK is
  x0z@prefers.linux.and.never.uses.progs.from.m-i-c-r-o-s-0-f-t.de
  * nfwuor
  []-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65
  by Ecronika


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907982
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814430
text:
  <+RushMore> got shouted at today... too hairy
  <@chikster> no beards at school?
  <+RushMore> no beards
  <@chikster> gayness to the extreme
  <+RushMore> This is a catholic grammar school
  <+RushMore> run by nuns
  <+RushMore> arent allowed long hair either
  <@chikster> a catholic school what the fuck? jesus had a beard
  why cant you
  <@chikster> he had long hair too
  <@chikster> thats stupid as hell if jesus can you can i say


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907983
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814560
text:
  <@ImmenseMalevolentCanisLupis> Linux is like a pair of boxers
  without the tag cut off. So free but so uncomfortable.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907983
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814666
text:
  * Wanai slaps AndrewLB around a bit with a large trout
  <AndrewLB> ???
  <AndrewLB> What did I do?
  <Wanai> sorry, just discovering stuff :p
  <Wanai> no harm towards you
  <AndrewLB> Oh, discovery, eh?
  * AndrewLB gets out whip, candles and enema.
  <AndrewLB> I've got your discovery right here bitch.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814755
text:
  <infoe> silmaril: what about jesus on the cross
  <infoe> and he calls to peter
  <infoe> and peter tries to approach
  <infoe> and the roman guards prevent him with violence
  <infoe> they blacken his eye
  <infoe> and scuff him up pretty good
  <infoe> and jesus calls him again
  <infoe> <jesus> peter.
  <infoe> and peter cries "i'm coming lord" and throws himself
  at the guards
  <infoe> who beat him roughly and break his arm
  <infoe> at which point he whimpers off
  <infoe> again jesus calls to peter <jesus> peter...
  <infoe> peter yells to christ "i am coming!" and he throws
  himself at the guards again
  <infoe> putting up a vicious struggle but not laying a hand of
  violence on the guards
  <infoe> finally they concent to let him pass
  <infoe> and peter .. his broken arm.. badly bruised and
  slashed makes it before jesus and kneels and says "i am here
  father what is it that you want of me?"
  <infoe> <jesus> peter, i can see your house from here


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814804
text:
  <boarsai> funnily enough it took me a few minutes to realise
  my pen didn't have "alt + z" capabilities...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814857
text:
  <infra> yeah I got it now, thanks.
  <EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus.
  <FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe.
  ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's
  house....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907984
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814913
text:
  <corncob> I was in networking class
  <corncob> and the disccussion randomly turned to personal
  freedoms.
  <corncob> some girl said there should be a law against parents
  smoking around kids to keep them from encouraging them to
  smoke
  <corncob> and someone else counters with "Well, I saw my
  parents having sex all the time and I'm still a virgin!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907985
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.814972
text:
  <Apollo-> 12,000 tourists went to Antarctica in 2000
  <eclypse> why the hell would you want to go there ;)
  <eclypse> "WOW, its insanely cold and very white."
  <eclypse> "if you look to your left you see some snow, to the
  right, some snow, behind us, a bigass piece of ice."
  <eclypse> "and if you look around you you'll see several more
  complete morons who paid about what you did to see this shit"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907985
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815023
text:
  <EnemyFC> can you feel the love i'm excreting from my pores?
  <Cobra> I'm just glad you aren't excreting it from other
  places o_O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907985
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815068
text:
  (@Stoner-EH) this is gay
  (@Stoner-EH) i think it's a problem with our line over in
  californioa
  (@Stoner-EH) california
  (+Wheelman56) is it causing you to make typos?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907986
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815158
text:
  <Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry
  <Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time
  ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907986
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815215
text:
  <CuZZa> i lived there for a month
  <CuZZa> japan is great
  <CuZZa> really fucked up, but great
  <CuZZa> its weird. me being a 6'4 white guy standing on a
  train with a bunch of japanese people who are around 5'
  <CuZZa> i had a fucking guy dressed as sailor moon looking at
  me as if I was the weirdo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907986
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815269
text:
  <catnip> I saw this hot azn grrrrl today
  <catnip> totally doable in many ways, none of which are the
  way that God intended
  <Crispy`> Well, that doesn't leave lots of room.
  <Crispy`> I mean, minus making your own hole and fucking it,
  every orifice is fair play.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907987
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815317
text:
  * KnacK is busy studying for his urine test
  * Fembot notes Knack failed his last test -- he kept peeking @
  the guy beside him.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907987
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815375
text:
  <PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is
  so small.
  <PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability"
  <jtstocker> ha ya
  <jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car
  <jtstocker> asshole


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907987
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815421
text:
  <Zak-> Girls are like gaming pings. Unless you're in control
  of the server, expect lag and bad gameplay.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907988
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815467
text:
  Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
  Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of
  tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
  Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check
  on tampax
  Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push
  in, or the kind you hammer in?"
  Primus521: lol
  Primus521: turns out he misheard him
  Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
  Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
  Primus521: omfg
  Primus521: til the day i die
  Primus521: i will never forget it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907988
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815523
text:
  <Jaz> there is not enough time in the history of civilisation
  to watch all the pr0n on earth
  <utopian> 1000 videos on 1000 screens
  <utopian> all at once
  <utopian> the law of statistics says you'll see a
  shakespearean sonnet sooner or later
  <Jaz> im sure john T bone has done a pr0n shakespeare
  <utopian> sure, according to the law of statistics...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907988
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815572
text:
  <Mass> i have a total of * drum roll plz* 83 Units
  <kisama> yeah i have 354 units of nigger blood.
  <Guilty> Snow is trying to become a true nigger by way of
  transfusion
  <Guilty> Silly gook


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907988
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815616
text:
  <Xero_Omega>I can imagine a Micro$oft coffee mug, you buy it,
  and after 2 mugs of coffee, a 2-inch steel plate slides out,
  preventing you from drinking anymore until you register your
  mug.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815708
text:
  <Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off
  last night
  <Acero> i need to stretch or something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815762
text:
  <syousef> Everytime you see something marketed as 'Cloud'
  based or 'Cloud' anything just mentally remove the word cloud
  from the product and add "For Suckers (TM)". You'll save
  yourself a lot of fuss, hassle and confusion.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907989
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815814
text:
  <ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too
  poor to update any of the arcade games
  <ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old
  hardware
  <ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration
  of Double Dragon champions there


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907990
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815863
text:
  SouLTaKeR2023: wanna hear something funny/entertaining?
  MacaroniFeets: always
  SouLTaKeR2023: ok well I was watching this excellent flick
  SouLTaKeR2023: entitled "A girl takes two loads in the mouth,
  then swollows it"
  SouLTaKeR2023: anyways
  SouLTaKeR2023: here is why I love porn bloopers
  SouLTaKeR2023: two guys
  SouLTaKeR2023: done fucking this redhead
  SouLTaKeR2023: they stand on either side of her
  SouLTaKeR2023: ready to do whats mentioned in the title
  SouLTaKeR2023: the guy does his thing and puts his cock on the
  side of her mouth, aiming at the opposite cheek
  MacaroniFeets: oh god
  SouLTaKeR2023: but when he fires....he hits the other guys
  cock
  MacaroniFeets: OH SICK
  SouLTaKeR2023: and there is this
  SouLTaKeR2023: long silence
  SouLTaKeR2023: and this is the entertaining part
  SouLTaKeR2023: you hear the other guy mumble "goddamn, not
  again"
  SouLTaKeR2023: take 3 anyone?
  MacaroniFeets: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  MacaroniFeets: dude
  MacaroniFeets: send me that video


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907990
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815915
text:
  <@PrincessEvil2> <high school student> omg cleavage! i have
  never seen that before! usually the porn on my computer has
  chicks completely naked
  <@Vekt0r-X> guess what i got in my hand right now?
  <@PrincessEvil2> dont ask that right after i mention porn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907990
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.815960
text:
  <Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all
  over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people
  with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down
  the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at
  the counter was mortified.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907991
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816063
text:
  <jixn> thats because u eat the crust first
  <jixn> if u know what i mean
  <jixn> putt from the ruff
  <jixn> have gay sex etc
  <Antimatter> I've never heard of either of those phrases jinx
  <jixn> i made the first one up myself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907992
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816204
text:
  <brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look
  through to bag on people with.
  <brad-> And find hot dates.
  <LkTruth1> brad- wants to find a mother suitable for his
  daughter.
  <LkTruth1> Or a large man.
  <brad-> A little girl suitable to make another.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907992
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816315
text:
  <Gareth> HOW DO I DOWNLOAD GAMES!!!
  <TK421-> WHOA LIKE I CAN TELL YOU HOW YO!
  <TK421-> Go to download.com and download a few game demos,
  depending on which ones you download they will combine to make
  different versions of MECHADEMO! *sings power rangers theme
  song*
  <Gareth> DUDE FUCK YOU


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907993
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816370
text:
  <notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT
  <notgoth> i shot cum in my eye
  <notgoth> fuck that burns
  <notgoth> i was jerking off
  <notgoth> and damn!
  <notgoth> ow
  <enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907993
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816419
text:
  <patches> I like pussy better than drugs
  <patches> I've never heard of an OD off pussy
  <octane--> its called A CHILD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816519
text:
  ( dogbert ) how do u do those action thingies?
  ( cams ) alt-f4
  ·· Quits: dogbert (client exited)
  ( cams ) ...
  ( mmmalice ) haha
  ( cams ) are you kidding me?
  ( Psy ) hahahaha
  * dogbert has joined #pacult
  ( dogbert ) haha funny
  ( Psy ) It's alt f4
  ( Psy ) you hit alt f5
  ·· Quits: dogbert (client exited)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816608
text:
  <mjg> DrP, how the hell are you
  <DrPoole> I am a slave to the money my friend.
  <DrPoole> I am the nine, to, fiver
  <mjg> I'm a 7 to sixer
  <DrPoole> Yeah.
  <DrPoole> I'm lost in office space world though.
  <DrPoole> I get home, and have no interest in my home box.
  <mjg> TPS Reports?
  <DrPoole> something like that.
  <mjg> that reminds me, my coworker still has my copy of Office
  Space
  <DrPoole> I pretty much sit at the tv, or I go to the bar with
  friends at night.
  <mjg> go to the bar.  wish i had that time.  you liking the
  work?
  <DrPoole> Yeah, but...my place is weird.
  <DrPoole> it's like....there's so little to actually DO...
  <DrPoole> but...there's a lot that needs to get done
  <DrPoole> but...only one guy really knows what those items
  are.
  <DrPoole> so, the only way to get a project
  <DrPoole> is to show interest in it, and to fire off ideas to
  him, or...in other words...bother him until he gives you
  something todotofillthevoidOFTHEMOTHERFUCKINGWORKDAY!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907994
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816743
text:
  *** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at
  Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay
  Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)"
  <Hiro> *growl*
  *** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?"
  *** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?"
  <Hiro> she isnt a women
  <Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell
  <Hiro> a demon possessed her
  <DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped
  you... and you laughed at the people in #alive
  *** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity"
  <Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of
  pool
  <Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself
  <DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye
  with the pool cue.....
  <DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you
  skill you'll probably miss *grin


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907995
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816798
text:
  <q> well, not really. i don't like wearing clothes because i
  really just rather be baked.
  <q> and by baked, and mean, naked.
  <q> and by "and mean", i mean "i mean"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907995
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816891
text:
  * |BEER| is AFK, i'm just a bot...day in and day out all i do
  is serve you....thats it!!!! I QUIT!!! TELL CB TO FIND HIMSELF
  A NEW BOT!!!!  I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n
  * |BEER| has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
  <dr_binks> damn the bot just became self aware


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907996
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.816939
text:
  * Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
  * Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
  <@ShowDowN> that is sick
  <@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
  <@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907996
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817046
text:
  <KT> a guy at work calls me "Mustang"
  <KT> I'm wondering if he was peeking at me while I was taking
  a leak in the Men's room
  <KT> how could he know..
  <Strike> KT: were you peeing on all fours?
  <scanez> lol
  <KT> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907996
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817093
text:
  (tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl
  dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it
  at an early age


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817222
text:
  <+TheUltra4sshole> I mean, we started 2 nights before,
  recruiting strippers to show up
  <+TheUltra4sshole> things got out of hand, and we end up with
  10 kegs, and who knows how many imported sluts
  <+TheUltra4sshole> I'm not talking tundra wookies
  <+TheUltra4sshole> I mean, decent-looking chicks
  <+TheUltra4sshole> they'd ranks a 6 or 7 here, but are fucking
  TEN in alaska
  <+TheUltra4sshole> party goes awesome
  <+TheUltra4sshole> don't catch any of the game
  <+TheUltra4sshole> we all pass out by about 3 am
  <+TheUltra4sshole> first call is at 6 am
  <+TheUltra4sshole> and being professional alcoholics, we
  rigged the central firealarm to go off 10 minutes before first
  call
  <+TheUltra4sshole> well, we all wake up to the fire alarm,
  clean the shithole up, then go down to PT formation
  <+TheUltra4sshole> just expecting a 10-mile detox run or
  something gay like that
  <+TheUltra4sshole> 1SG says we're having a health and welfare
  inspection
  <+TheUltra4sshole> where he goes through everbody's room and
  fucks you up for anything that's out of place
  <+TheUltra4sshole> well... we had 10 empty kegs and a buncha
  passed out whores in our building...
  <+TheUltra4sshole> not to mention the little shit like bottle
  caps and whatnot
  <+TheUltra4sshole> thank GOD he went to consolidated barracks
  first, so we had about an hour to get everything cleaned up
  <+TheUltra4sshole> you wanna talk about a buncha men working
  as a team...
  <+TheUltra4sshole> we had the buffer going, you heard nothing
  but vacuums, sweeping, mopping, and calls for the medic to get
  a hooker with an IV
  <+TheUltra4sshole> pure mayhem
  <+TheUltra4sshole> we get all the sluts out of our own rooms,
  and since the dayroom only had a little bit of furniture and
  we can work on it together, we all hit it at once
  <+TheUltra4sshole> well...there was one chick left over
  <+TheUltra4sshole> still passed out, topless in a leather
  skirt
  <+TheUltra4sshole> when we heard CQ on the first floor call
  "AT EASE!"
  <+TheUltra4sshole> fucking panic
  <+TheUltra4sshole> Aubaugh, being the smart crazy jew he was,
  stole a buncha rappelling gear from mountaineering
  <+TheUltra4sshole> tied her passed-out ass up in a swiss-seat
  <+TheUltra4sshole> (mind you, she was wearing JUST a skirt,
  and a swiss seat goes between the legs)
  <+TheUltra4sshole> tie the 120 to the center pillar, tied her
  figure 8 off in a bowline, and pushed her out the window
  <+TheUltra4sshole> she hung there for FORTY FIVE FUCKING
  MINUTES
  <+TheUltra4sshole> We pass the inspection
  <+TheUltra4sshole> BUT
  <+TheUltra4sshole> as 1SG was walking out of the barracks, he
  walked around the outside looking for cigarette butts and
  caught us hauling her naked ass back in the window...
  <+TheUltra4sshole> Fail
  <+TheUltra4sshole> we had such a good chance to get away with
  it...
  <+TheUltra4sshole> man was that a long week for charlie
  company, 2-1 infantry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817288
text:
  Alh4zred: You know, I realized something.
  GenduShini: You love me?
  Alh4zred: I'd rather play games than have sex, you know why?
  Alh4zred: Think about it.
  Alh4zred: During sex, you have to please TWO people.
  Alh4zred: Or more.
  GenduShini: because Games last more than 10 minutes
  GenduShini: err
  GenduShini: that too
  Alh4zred: AND
  Alh4zred: In a game, if you're not doing well, someone just
  goes "fgt" or something
  GenduShini: and you just go "my current PC sucks" or "It's an
  off day"
  GenduShini: But in the sack...
  Alh4zred: In real life, you have some chick (in my case) that
  goes "Are you a faggot? That sucked"
  Alh4zred: You can't blame a bad orgasm on lag.
  Alh4zred: Dude.
  Alh4zred: You can't.
  Alh4zred: "I faked all those orgasms"
  Alh4zred: "stfu i was pinging 300"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817342
text:
  <tomg> er I have no comment on this.
  <tomg> :P
  <Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P
  <tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907997
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817402
text:
  <caNcer_b0y> my boy just shit in the can for the first time :)
  <route> lol congrats
  <caNcer_b0y> its a HUGE step for him :)
  <route> heh i can imagine
  <dr_binks> how old is he?
  <caNcer_b0y> 2.5
  <dr_binks> see route, if a 2yr old can do it, why cant u?
  <route> cause i like my nappy's


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907998
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817447
text:
  (Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay?
  (Cody) oh yes ryco.. send that msg while i'm AWAY!.. sheesh..
  ya know.. my mother gave me the wierdest look a minute ago!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907998
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817493
text:
  <Thought> i am about to sell the oldest disks in the world :d
  <Hoopy> those 5 1/4 inch floppys moses saved the 10 command
  prompts on?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907998
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817539
text:
  <WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman?
  <shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it
  has a hole or something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907999
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817587
text:
  <Sebastian> My computer is more than a little confused
  <Sebastian> My DVD player thinks it's a zip drive . . .


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907999
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817631
text:
  [+Mista] so how would I go about making a game?
  [+DJ-Northern] 1- Hire a team of developers
  [+DJ-Northern] 2- Spoof screenshots to create hype
  [+DJ-Northern] 3- Buy an E3 booth
  [+DJ-Northern] 4- Take your company public
  [+DJ-Northern] 5- Disappear with the money before anybody asks
  for a product


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907999
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817672
text:
  n e r d b 5: umm.
  n e r d b 5: geforce
  n e r d b 5: i dont like em
  n e r d b 5: i like nvidia
  n e r d b 5: 32mb
  n e r d b 5: they rocks
  e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.907999
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817725
text:
  <SYch0> maybe in your dreams
  <SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me
  <SYch0> :o
  <MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc
  <SYch0> hah
  <SYch0> which is never :|


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908000
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817769
text:
  <ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is
  it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908000
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817864
text:
  [spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up
  nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap
  around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick
  instead of me having to show them all the time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908001
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.817963
text:
  <alien> theres a fly on my windowsill and it's rubbing its
  hands
  <TheKnife> it's contemplating
  <alien> oh shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818056
text:
  <Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with
  a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am
  banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned
  about other teenagers who are using these products as
  masturbation aids.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818104
text:
  <tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with
  something better
  <[ric]> yeh, like the excuses I get when I am dumped


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818157
text:
  <KungFuGrp> CABLE
  <KungFuGrp> It's ALIVE!!!!!!
  <KungFuGrp> the cable man didn't say anything about the warez
  cds, but he kind of got mad cause of the black box plugged
  into the tv
  <Wilamena> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908003
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818207
text:
  <Futility>  ...George Harrison? He died or something?
  <Rufus>  Yeah.
  <Rufus>  Throat cancer, or something
  <Munin>  APPARENTLY, SEMEN IS CARCINOGENIC!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908004
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818309
text:
  <thebestalex> on this server's site
  <thebestalex> are there any cops photos?
  <Gizm0> what cops?
  <Gizm0> you mean irc ops


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908004
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818365
text:
  <sheik> your mom
  <striderj> what
  <sheik> yeah thats why i sucked your moms dick last night
  <striderj> what, hahahahahahah
  <sheik> wait no thats not what i meant
  <striderj> sure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908005
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818407
text:
  :TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are
  traceable?
  :TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net
  :TheDude: is one from a whois


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908005
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818471
text:
  <ChanServ> [|Wolf|] <|Wolf|> maybe you didn't notice my
  SARCASM
  <m|p|Leo`xp> yo
  <m|p|Leo`xp> anybody in here?
  * |Wolf| is now known as No
  <m|p|Leo`xp> ;-/
  <m|p|Leo`xp> wolf
  <m|p|Leo`xp> do u know if any1 is taking site requests?
  <No> this nickname should answer all your questions
  <m|p|Leo`xp> o roger that
  <m|p|Leo`xp> do u know when faction will be back?
  <No> ...
  * No points to his nickname
  <m|p|Leo`xp> k


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908006
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818609
text:
  <qik> ur at school?
  <De-Gen> yer
  <qik> LOOK TEACHER IT SAYS CUNT ON THE SCREEN!
  *** De-Gen has quit IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908006
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818659
text:
  <snoggerT11> fuck you
  <helminthes> obvious immature retort:
  <helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818801
text:
  <drake> this is katie youre a potato throwing asshole
  (according to your cousin)
  <drake> eat dick you poster child for rogain
  <terence> <sound of a potato being thrown over the internet>
  SMACK!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908007
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818899
text:
  <concordia> i dare the zionist to end the intifada
  <concordia> long live intifada
  <milez> concordia, leave the sovereign territory of our holy
  channel.
  <milez> NOW.
  * FireWALLs sets mode: +b *!*@207.134.74.190
  * concordia was kicked by Pazit (Banned)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908008
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818954
text:
  <Randy`> took duey 2 hours to complete the vista cycle
  <Randy`> from 'I'm going to install vista' to 'vista ftl'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908008
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.818998
text:
  <Jamon> The last time I stuck my dick into a stuffed animal,
  stuffing got stuck in the hole..that just plain sucked.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908008
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819053
text:
  <Shinsa-Chan> somebody talks english?
  <KidMorbo> I only speak a few words in english
  <Shinsa-Chan> well, don` t worry..tell me anything
  <KidMorbo> "I want to fuck you NOW", for example
  <KidMorbo> Pero no es algo que se pueda decir para iniciar una
  conversación ¿no?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908009
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819097
text:
  <gh5046> Witness the amazing power of and ice-cold lemon lime
  soda as I pour it on my crotch and become sexually aroused!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908009
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819147
text:
  <ShadowFury-> whats command for new nick name
  * ChoBo is now known as gaynamehere
  <Whitehorn> '/nick
  <gaynamehere> err shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908009
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819192
text:
  <luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at
  disney are using commy
  software like linux.  fucking assholes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908010
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819289
text:
  <NiceAngel> anywayz...watching jackass bbl
  <Linkadmin> I misread that for "whacking a jackass bbl"
  <pantherqs> link> a mistake like that? blame it on bash. =P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908010
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819343
text:
  <@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere
  <@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store
  <@Spidey> ;[
  <@Spidey> -t+ce?
  <@orion> setting modes on your sentences again, addict?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908010
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819405
text:
  <Sphlynxo> well
  <Sphlynxo> anytime there's a decent girl im with
  <Sphlynxo> she's always a drinker
  <Sphlynxo> damn it
  <Sphlynxo> id like a hot girl who DOESNT drink
  <wshs> that should tellyou something
  <wshs> :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908011
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819471
text:
  <mrfrosty> From: webmaster@P0PMAILER.ORG
  <mrfrosty> Subject: Learn the secrets of the rich!
  <mrfrosty> [-- Error: unexpected end of file! --]
  <mrfrosty> he's a tosser
  <mrfrosty> i had the secrets of the rich in my grasp
  <mrfrosty> i feel like a shakespearean tragedy
  <mrfrosty> actually it's jsut these tights
  <mrfrosty> and this shoulder length wig
  <mrfrosty> and nothing to do with the injustices perpetuated
  upon me by WEBMASTER@P0PMAILER.ORG
  <mrfrosty> (who shall be known as cunt from this moment forth)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908011
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819570
text:
  <gig103> I drove by the fire department the other day, and
  they had a big public awareness sign that read, "Are your
  house numbers visible?" I thought, "Who the hell cares?  How
  about you just stop at the house that's on fire?!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908011
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819629
text:
  <Breserk> I love your humour :D
  <ErectuZ> I love your balls
  <Breserk> :/
  <ErectuZ> you seen Team America?
  <Breserk> Physically?
  <Breserk> Nope.
  <ErectuZ> oh
  <ErectuZ> then that miht have sounded a bit perverted
  <Breserk> Yes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908012
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819677
text:
  <Stoned> ever had someone do a numerology chart for you?
  <Duck> no
  <Veng> no but I got a hand job off a nurse once


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908012
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819766
text:
  * angeliz she slowly moves her tongue into his mouth ...he
  loves it
  [Beckham] angeliz?
  [Petrock] wrong room?
  *** angeliz has left #highveld


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908012
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819829
text:
  <shavenwookiee> SHIT!
  <shavenwookiee> my sister is home now, with friends.
  <shavenwookiee> so ends the walking around nude fun I was
  having.
  <Antiarc> Heh...sister comes home with friends to find brother
  walking about house, nude.
  <Antiarc> Sounds like the setup for a porn movie
  <shavenwookiee> uh, gross?
  <shavenwookiee> that's my sister, dude.
  <shavenwookiee> I grew out of that.
  <shavenwookiee> er.. I MEAN..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908013
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819880
text:
  <GaNja> anyone here good at setting up video cards?
  <Blue> nope, im horrible at it myself, so bad in fact i dont
  even havea video card
  <GaNja> oh
  <GaNja> that sucks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908013
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819936
text:
  <ManMower> I need like $800
  <ManMower> to have 4 twisted peices of pain pulled out of my
  pussing mouth.
  <g33k> ManMower: whoa. you going to an extra-value dentist?
  <ManMower> g33k: what, it costs more than that?
  <g33k> I paid $400, and that was only 20%
  <g33k> so, $2000
  <ManMower> $2000? I can get D cup tits and a 16" dick for
  $2000!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908013
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.819988
text:
  <kegpin> I gotta go.
  <Krebstar> ok, get better soon, keg.
  <puppyfish> aww... is keg sick?
  <Krebstar> nope. I just think he could be better than he is.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908014
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820096
text:
  <fade> Dear France,
  <fade> Bite Me
  <fade> Signed,
  <fade> Fade
  <Queued> Dear Fade,
  <Queued> We surrender
  <Queued> Love,
  <Queued> France


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908014
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820149
text:
  <Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific
  Rape in Alley", or something.
  <Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?"
  <Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908015
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820197
text:
  <stern_7> on CNN, story number 1: North Korea has a nuke.
  <stern_7> story number 2: Does standing on your head cure
  hiccuphs?
  <stern_7> This is what happens when AOL is allowed to own the
  news.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908015
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820256
text:
  <Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks.
  <Nate> I have my MCSD.
  <RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D
  <Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine.
  <Nate> But so is manual sex.
  <Nate> :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908015
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820316
text:
  <eva> you ever notice that you dont sneeze when you pee?
  <Rivorus> i actually sneezed while peeing just the other day
  <Rivorus> and i was thinking about how people say that
  <eva> Rivorus/ well did you BLOW your ASSHOLE OUT?
  <Rivorus> the pee went all over my roommate's face
  <Rivorus> I mean the toilet seat.
  * Rivorus coughs
  <eva> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908015
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820358
text:
  (@Dalby) You have encountered the following error while using
  Windows Media Player:
  (@Dalby) Error# C00D0BC2
  (@Dalby) Sorry, no more help is available for this problem at
  this time.
  (@Dalby) cool support


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820404
text:
  <Cam> its good thing kids don't get all their sex ed from porn
  flicks, cuz its more difficult to conceive when you always
  blow your load on her face.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820452
text:
  * Schroe enjoys the benifits of dial-up
  <ZRaven> benifits?
  <Schroe> In between page loads, I have time to clean various
  parts of this eternally dirty house.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820501
text:
  <`axion> dammit
  <`axion> they fucked my hair up
  <nakke> well
  <nakke> now your hair suits the rest of you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908016
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820555
text:
  <Spock> I haven't received an email in a week
  <Spock> and felt so lonely I bought a book off amazon.com
  <Spock> just to get a confirmation via email
  <Dougster> wow, you are even a loser in the internet
  <Spock> :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908017
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820600
text:
  (¨) join/#away (Cyril!~XCyrilX7@68.52.154.144)..
  (Cyril) hello???
  (Cyril) anyone here?
  (karabasik) dont try
  (karabasik) evrybodys away ;)
  (Cyril) how do you know?
  (Cyril) i am kinda new to MiRC
  (Cyril) mIRC
  (¨) leave/#away (Cyril!~XCyrilX7@68.52.154.144)..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908017
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820661
text:
  <FunG¦away> and i dont dress quite like the other boys
  <Logic_BomB> "what are you wearing?" "a kilt" "no man thats a
  skirt.." "its a kilt im telling you..." "uhhh its pink, has
  flowers and shoulder straps" "its a prety kilt"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908017
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820721
text:
  <A-C> Is it me or is the new Tatu song unbelievably annoying
  <Lightbunny> is it me or are all of their songs annoying?
  <Lightbunny> but who cares.  they're cute lesbians.
  <A-C> but of course


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908018
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820776
text:
  <psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and
  punch a store owner in the face
  <psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up
  language
  <psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make
  it my new nick since this one sucks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908018
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820850
text:
  <Knives-> MY MODEM KEEPS DESYNCING.
  * Knives- kicks the modem
  <Knives-> I'll call the ISP
  <Knives-> They'll tell me "It must be something you've
  installed"
  <Knives-> And I'll go "INSTALLING SOMETHING THAT DESYNCS A
  MODEM IS LIKE INSTALLING SOMETHING THAT BLOWS UP A PS/2 MOUSE!
  "
  <Knives-> And then they'll blame the phone company.
  <Knives-> And I'll say FUCK IT.
  <Knives-> And wait until it fixes itself.
  <Knives-> There - saved my self the bother and money of
  calling those pricks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908018
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820897
text:
  <Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs
  like:  Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.820986
text:
  <Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of
  shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes
  shit electricity gun you fucking faggot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821041
text:
  <TomskE`away> omg best thing ever
  <TomskE`away> if u get pulled over by like highway cops
  <TomskE`away> you go " i bet you are going to sell me a ticket
  to the highway cops ball"
  <TomskE`away> so they go
  <TomskE`away> "highway cops dont have balls"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908019
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821088
text:
  <ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for
  all, either we get some
  peace and quiet or we get hit by lightning from a clear sky


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908020
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821141
text:
  <Hawkon> you know.. we (they guys who got on internet in the
  early 90's using 14.4kbps modems)
  <Hawkon> are alot better in bed
  <Hawkon> cause we had to hang tight with that wank till the
  damn nude pic got downloaded


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908020
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821183
text:
  [01:03am] ·ct· last night
  [01:03am] ·ct· my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the
  bathroom
  [01:03am] ·ct· and she walks back in
  [01:03am] ·ct· and i start feeling her tits
  [01:03am] ·ct· and she turns on the light
  [01:03am] ·ct· and its not even her, its my mom
  [01:03am]  Necro  ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908020
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821234
text:
  * AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively.
  <jwilbur> AaronWL: rawr, you're a frisky one. Too bad you're
  on AOL, I might catch something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908020
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821292
text:
  <Shana> such memories
  <Jake> I had some decent memories with Stacy's mom
  <Axel> jake unless you had a nice time with a 50 year old
  you're a sicko
  <Jake> She wasn't 50 at the time
  <Jake> Hello, son


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821345
text:
  <neritz> you're not canadian are you?
  <Oozeman> =o
  * Oozeman stops mid-sip
  <perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
  <Oozeman> whew


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821399
text:
  <pantherqs> all this freaky shadow government shit they got
  setup now
  <_Tonto> yeah, they can run it from AF1
  <_Tonto> kind of like PC Anywhere
  <_Tonto> except
  <_Tonto> it's Congress anywhere


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821458
text:
  <TenBaseT> I'm having a nice voddy tonic
  <Scribble> Mmmmmmmmm
  <Scribble> VT!
  <TenBaseT> when you use that absolut citron, you dont need a
  lime.
  <Scribble> My favorite.
  <TenBaseT> yeah. it's sublime.
  <TenBaseT> badum dum CHING


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908021
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821505
text:
  JonTG3: ever since i learned internet speak
  JonTG3: i've wanted to turn in a 600 word paper that consisted
  of my name, the date, a title and 300 instances of OMG TOASTER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908022
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821597
text:
  <|Chris> i was stuck behind some car today and the license
  plate read "dick 404." my first thought was "oh shit...this
  guy must be impotent as all hell if his dick is missing."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908022
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821647
text:
  <Dedushka> Syntax error: function hell() needs an argument.
  Please choose what hell you want to involve
  <Dedushka> i dunno much fortran
  <madiera> FORTRAN compilers are more like "error, gorak think
  u program not working.  gorak consult rock and tree."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821743
text:
  <The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some
  people in this room
  <The-Fighter> *cough*
  <BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821803
text:
  <Abstract> must be nice to have an employer who pays you
  <lophyte> it is..
  <lophyte> your employer don't pay you?
  <Abstract> nah my clients suck major ass
  <Abstract> and i hate them
  <lophyte> lol
  <Abstract> and the only thing i will ever code for them again
  is a spoon so they can eat my ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908023
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821854
text:
  <Shibbz> my oven goes to like 750, lady who used to live here
  was a chef or some shit
  <Shibbz> i can bake a baby in like 10 mins
  <Shibbz> OOPS i mean chicken...
  <Shibbz> yeah chicken


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908024
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821896
text:
  x NIKKI MERSH x: would u still come over my house if my
  parents saw a picture of ur penis?
  hOckey: yeah
  hOckey: why!?
  x NIKKI MERSH x: just curious


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908024
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.821949
text:
  <@Netwizard> Osamas dead
  <@Burned> perhaps
  <@Burned> i just dont want osama to keep releasing albums like
  tupac


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908025
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822084
text:
  <NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents
  compete to see who can keep their baby in the freezer the
  longest.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908025
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822134
text:
  <@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys
  <@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT
  shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO
  SPEED, GO!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908025
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822188
text:
  <Floater_21> now anyone with an internet connection and + iq
  can register an aim s/n
  <Floater_21> what makes you think i did it?
  <X13> You are right, that would count you out of the running..
  <X13> :)
  <Floater_21> well there you go
  <SovanJedi> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908026
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822293
text:
  < RedTee> Alright but i still dont have an answer on my second
  and last question
  < nazgjunk> RedTee, you ask a question about DOS'ing with
  ping, without knowing what ping is
  < RedTee> its not what im asking FFS
  < RedTee> DO I need dos to preform a dos attack!?!?!?!?!
  < einz> YES, don't you see name?
  -!- RedTee [insurgent@HTSUser-4149B6F9.adsl.wanadoo.nl] has
  quit [Quit: alright THANKS
  FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908026
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822341
text:
  <Thanatos> Let me touch your bountiful lips once more ere I
  plonge into the emptyness that the world is without your touch
  <Musashi> translation: suck me, woman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908028
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822390
text:
  * Force| looks at the topic
  *** Topic on #athlon is: Welcome to #longbus
  <Force|> Wow!
  <Force|> I'm finally on the long bus!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908028
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822442
text:
  sonotayuppy: hey now, I ve gotten my ass mugged at gunpoint
  before
  hoggman: watergun point
  sonotayuppy: no
  sonotayuppy: thirty eight point
  sonotayuppy: the "poor man s machete"
  hoggman: you shoulda kung foo'd his ass
  sonotayuppy: I wish I knew kung fu
  sonotayuppy: do you know kung fu?
  hoggman: I m a 7th degree black belt
  sonotayuppy: seventh degree? That sounds rather made up
  hoggman: you dare question master thomas???
  sonotayuppy: yes, I do dare question master thomas
  sonotayuppy: as he sounds made up as well
  hoggman: OHHHH
  sonotayuppy: since when are you a master?
  hoggman: SHINTO HIRUKEN MASTER PINTO THORAX KICK
  sonotayuppy: what in the name of jebus was that?
  hoggman: you are paralized from the eyebrows down
  sonotayuppy: well I ll be damned, you re right
  hoggman: here eat this sausage


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908028
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822495
text:
  <webby_g[work]> some guy just forgot his login and NEEDED to
  print out some work, so I let him login into my account and
  print it off, aren't I NICE?
  <Zarei> no now all your bases will belong to him
  <webby_g[work]> he was supervised, so if he did try to me up
  me the bomb, he would have had no chance to survive make his
  time.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908029
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822546
text:
  <Matt> Hey, I just realized...
  <HazeMan> What?
  <Matt> While encountered together in captivity, in the wild,
  the stapler and the staple remover are natural enemies.
  <HazeMan> O_o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908029
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822601
text:
  <Klaatu> Man, I don't know why your g/f has sex with you so
  much.  With your micro wang and all.
  <Hl1> Psh, it's not the size of the hull.  It's the motion of
  the ocean.
  <Klaatu> Aye, but it's mighty hard to cross the Atlantic in a
  dingy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908029
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822652
text:
  <Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay
  fantasies elsewhere?
  <ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908029
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822721
text:
  <Calren> CPU Usage: 102% score
  <+Olanis> Is that possible?
  <Calren> I'm throwing all my resources into running everything
  at top speed, lol
  <+Andross> um, how do you do that
  <Sterri> lovely, you trying to warm the room up?
  <Calren> Andross: chant very, very hard
  <Calren> and currently I'm trying to toast a poptart
  <Sterri> on the cpu, right?
  <Calren> it's sitting behind the fan


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822776
text:
  <Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u'
  instead of 'u'
  <Ohtani> err
  <kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822862
text:
  (SiNs-) $1,599.99
  (SiNs-) $1,599.70
  (SiNs-) Save $0.29
  (SiNs-) wow
  (SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908030
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822912
text:
  <cuebol> I've yet to see the bald guy on Mr. Clean products
  come alive and help me with the chores.
  <synec> inhale the fumes more deeply


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908031
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.822962
text:
  <Fraeon> I have found an awesome reason to become emo
  <Fraeon> You can celebrate all those days you weren't born
  instead of that one day you were


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908031
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823028
text:
  <apoc|21hours> <jas0n> man im a geek
  <apoc|21hours> <jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my
  hair
  <Ender> wtf
  <Ender> *jas0n TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT NOT RAEWLLY I BET I PUT
  MY OWN QUOTE ON BASH.ORG CAUSE ITD MAEK MY FAMOUS ASND I'LL
  TELL ME MOM AND ALL THE GIRLS'LL LOEV ME FOR THE FUNNY
  <Ender> ... yaeh
  <apoc|21hours> rofl
  <Ender> (im gonna post that on bash.org so i can get the girls
  and jas0n's mom)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908031
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823127
text:
  <@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
  <@tag> no wires, no external power
  <@tag> just IS
  <@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting
  stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908032
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823172
text:
  [aiken_drum] Holy shit.
  [aiken_drum] Have I just come into a random room and people
  are talking about tentacle sex?
  [aiken_drum] I love this program.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908032
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823223
text:
  <Penguin> All I did was try to brighten up their days, with
  racial hate propaganda.
  <cow|a> ahhaah
  <cow|a> as you should.
  <Penguin> And what do they do in return? Ban me!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908032
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823275
text:
  < Dustin> I was talking to a French friend earlier. He was
  annoyed that English didn't have a word for a specific kind of
  pride like French does. I pointed out that the French having
  more words for pride is like the Inuits having more words for
  snow.
  < Dustin> He didn't laugh. =[


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823320
text:
  «[LoKiX] » jesus IIS takes FOREVER to install
  « vip_ib » What is Jesus II? is it a roleplayin game?
  « vip_ib » FPS?
  <azzkicker> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823373
text:
  <AnonymousPosterChild> oh god
  <AnonymousPosterChild> I just messaged a chick on okcupid
  saying how I thought she was kinda hot AND SHES 13
  <AnonymousPosterChild> oh god
  <AnonymousPosterChild> Shes 13 AND she thinks shes a lesbian
  <AnonymousPosterChild> this is the least appropriate erection
  EVER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823419
text:
  * Seph flies herself to the north pole
  <Seph> -her +him
  <fluffy> well that certainly clears up a lot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908033
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823465
text:
  SMARTGIRL483: by the way i think i need to tell you this
  SMARTGIRL483: i had a baby by my ex boyfriend
  Protege Chris: i should buy you a box of condoms for your next
  birthday :p... you country girls are just so eager to ride a
  cowboy
  SMARTGIRL483: omg
  SMARTGIRL483: i cant help that
  SMARTGIRL483: it was a girl
  SMARTGIRL483: her name is elizabeth allison rainbow johnson
  Protege Chris: rofl.. the white trash equivalent of "shaquana"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823567
text:
  <@Blaxthos> so apparently my 17yo cousin has VD
  <@seiki> heh
  <@seiki> Blaxthos: sucky
  <@Blaxthos> yea, she's hot )-;


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823609
text:
  drool: i did a bit of an audit one month and discovered i had
  spent $600 on alcohol so i gave it up
  drool: the auditing, not the alcohol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908034
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823660
text:
  <dj_goddess> Hey Nyph, how'd the exams go?
  <Nyphur> What exams?....
  <Nyphur> Oh, THOSE exams. ;)
  <Nyphur> FUCK... Those exams....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908035
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823712
text:
  <Vhata> #linux is one of those...
  <Vhata> things
  <Vhata> what do you call a project that is no longer being
  maintained?
  <Nimnod> a failure.
  <Vhata> heh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908035
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823770
text:
  <drain333> i lose interest after daisy left
  <drain333> that was a long time ago
  <PunkerGuy> since i've begun weed, i've begun to lose
  inter.... oo, a cookie
  *** SexyCookie has joined #goth
  <PunkerGuy> ooo, a cookie


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823867
text:
  <SunTzuX> Ohio should be the middle of nowhere
  <SunTzuX> should be called*
  <[BSI]Psychlowne> don't you hate when you leave the most
  important part of the sentence?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823908
text:
  * SonRyoga is now known as SR[phone-with-hat-girl]
  * SR[phone-with-hat-girl] is now known as SR
  [phone-with-hot-girl]
  * DJ-Freedom is now known as freedom|sexwithhand


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.823968
text:
  <dr_rotcod> he's an ex marine and i was drunk so i said,
  "alright marine, kill me with one touch!"
  <hakan> holy shit. wrong thing to say
  <dr_rotcod> and all the sudden i was in some weird hold having
  my shoulder ripped apart
  <dr_rotcod> and then i fell on the ground laughing/crying
  <hakan> did it break??
  <dr_rotcod> he looked at his hands and went, "oh my god! the
  demons of the american military have shone through and i am
  hopeless!! HOPELESS"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908036
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824020
text:
  <kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
  <Scofco> You ok?
  <kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908037
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824070
text:
  <osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.
  <osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.
  <osx> So watch out..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908037
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824131
text:
  <Ibuki> D: my mom looks like she's in her twenties
  <Ibuki> it scares me
  <Ibuki> so don't fuck my mom!!!!!!!! >_<
  <Fei> cool I'll be your new step dad
  <tm2> I'm gonna put that on bash.org


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908037
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824183
text:
  <ESD-Wyrk> any good gaymes coming out soon?
  <bb-w3rk> the new sims came out
  <ESD-Wyrk> I have a hard enough time managing my own life
  <ESD-Wyrk> plus I'd probably kill myself after watching my sim
  get more action than me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908038
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824279
text:
  <Kaleidoscope> Alright, so this hermaphrodite walks into a
  bar..
  <r3c0n> go fuck urself
  <Kaleidoscope> Oh, so you've heard this one before..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908038
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824337
text:
  <Real^Quasar> anyway: my 56k is going half the speed it used
  to
  <cts> it might be your line
  <Threeboy> check if anyone is stepping on your wire
  <Real^Quasar> hmm
  <Threeboy> but don't put the modem to your face, cause they
  take thier foot off
  <Threeboy> and you get sprayed with data.
  <Real^Quasar> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908038
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824394
text:
  <@godofcows> I swear that'd have to be the most evil thing you
  could do
  <@Vinic> what about donating 30 billion dollars of countefiet
  cash to child cancer societies?
  <@Vinic> on the back of each bill is you jacking off and
  saying 'here's your medicine bitch'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908039
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824446
text:
  <Skier`> oops
  <Skier`> I just opened the door to let my cat in, and it
  wasn't my cat
  <Skier`> there's a strange cat curled up on my couch now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908039
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824505
text:
  * PuffinFreshWog munches on the contents of a huge viagra
  bottle
  <PuffinFreshWog> guess what
  <HyperHorse> what?
  <PuffinFreshWog> i'm not typing with my hands right now
  <HyperHorse> whatwhatwhatwhat?
  <PuffinFreshWog> :o)
  <PuffinFreshWog> you don't want to know how i hold down shift


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908040
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824648
text:
  <downgrade> I should do something productive.
  <downgrade> Is masturbation productive?
  <downgrade> I guess it must be because it "produces" stuff


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908040
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824702
text:
  <BoneyCork> irc operators have a musty operator scent
  <CG> na ima clean
  <BoneyCork> when you go into some houses you can tell they
  have dogs, others you can tell they smoke
  <BoneyCork> i bet if you go into CG's house you think, "irc
  operator"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908040
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824751
text:
  <AkumaUsagi> I want to be able to trust people more.  That
  means I have to be able to throw them further.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908041
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824800
text:
  <Sageous> I had a dream that i met michael jackson and he held
  my hand while we talked for about 10 minutes....i woke up
  feeling like i understood all the weirdness about him...but
  then it faded like dreams do and now i cant understand him
  again.
  <Miss_P> i'd be more worried about him holding your hand if i
  were you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908041
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824901
text:
  <yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced?  Must have been
  pretty recently---maybe in the 1960's?

  <ignatz> "A Canada" through "N Canada" were failures.
  Then
  MacKenzie MacKenzie, a defrocked Mountie from Lard
  Heights,
  Alberta, had a flash of inspiration one day while
  drinking
  maple syrup.
  <ignatz> The rest is history.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908041
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.824966
text:
  <BlackDeth>    ________________________
  <BlackDeth>   /                       )··,,
  <BlackDeth>  /  \___________________/     ``,,
  <BlackDeth> (    ) )                            ikkenai
  <BlackDeth>  `·-^-?
  <hypr> damnit
  <hypr> fucking mom walked in and saw da c0ck
  <hypr> lamers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908042
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825061
text:
  <NuttO> You are promoted.
  <MechaMrEd> To?
  <NuttO> I don't know. What's Geno's title?
  <MechaMrEd> Animefag
  <NuttO> Okay, that's your job now. Geno is demoted to Fag.
  <MechaMrEd> Oh boy oh boy hey anyone been watching the lastest
  digisubs of NEKO NEKO FAG 2112??!?!/ NO???????
  <MechaMrEd> It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kawaii ^^
  <MechaMrEd> OKAY DUDES I'LL GUESS I'LL GO WATCH SOME
  ANIME!!!!!!!!11111
  <MechaMrEd> How am I doing NuttO
  <NuttO> You're doing fine.
  <Geno> I'm not even like that. :/
  <MechaMrEd> That's why you were demoted, you useless BAKA
  GAIJIN FAGGOT
  * Geno is listening to: Excel Saga - Ai Sincere Heart
  <MechaMrEd> Man you're supposed to just be a fag now, can't
  you go five minutes without MESSING UP THE ENTIRE SETUP


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908042
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825117
text:
  <ziz> i wrote a haiku
  <ziz> but it is not very good
  <ziz> so i won't share it
  <Nastard> i wrote one myself
  <Nastard> it is much better than yours
  <Nastard> i should write some more


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908042
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825166
text:
  Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
  GarbageStan23: why?
  Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a
  bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all...
  and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the
  street in front of us.
  Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up,
  and our neigbor's house was on fire!
  GarbageStan23: oh shit!
  Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was
  crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing
  there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave
  us the dirtiest look ever
  Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks
  with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
  Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908043
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825262
text:
  <Misfortune_Cookie> I went to CostCo today
  <Misfortune_Cookie> and you shoulda seen the look I got when I
  tried to hitch a ride on the forklift


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908043
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825322
text:
  this is from #guitar on DALnet, G/F is a guitar chord for all
  you who may not know.

  <Cosmorpheus> he
  <Cosmorpheus> y
  <crudelydrawnspiral> well said cosmo
  <Cosmorpheus> fingering for a G/F anyone?
  <AussieAusbourne> i finger my girlfriend
  <washcloth-nj> pull her panties down, thats number
  <washcloth-nj> 1
  <Cosmorpheus> funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908043
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825371
text:
  Zedd: i fucking hate kids.
  IronHelix: They won't shut up. Ever.
  Zedd: Fucking annoying brats.  They serve no practical purpose
  other than taking up valuable resources.
  IronHelix: They scream when they're happy. They scream when
  they're scared. They scream when you toss them in the garbage
  disposal. It never ends!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825420
text:
  <PsychoStreak> Now you can get that 8 ball glass eye you've
  been wanting.
  <ircDaemon> then I can shake my head and people can read my
  condescending answer without me even saying anything!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825468
text:
  <moku> It is difficult. People always want me to walk on
  water, but I can only do that when the water is frozen...
  <BobTheMilkman> heh, so THAT's how jesus did it, the tricky
  bastard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908044
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825531
text:
  <DaedalusX> most constipation is where your ass muscles have
  had it tho :P
  <Nigelenki> x.o
  <Nigelenki> that's gonna happen to me one day
  <Nigelenki> my ass is gonna just give out from the stress
  <DaedalusX> heheheh
  <DaedalusX> Elvis died straining on the toilet :P
  <Nigelenki> o.o;
  <DaedalusX> in case you didn't know
  <Nigelenki> i was referring to things going in more than
  coming out.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908045
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825582
text:
  <SiCkNeSs-> <-------fucking maggot slipknot fan!!!
  <SiCkNeSs-> got my own channel!!!!!
  <SiCkNeSs-> >=)
  <dreamHOBO> i believe you mean fucking faggot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908045
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825632
text:
  <hein> I LOVE LAURA
  <laura> Are  you drunk, hein.
  <hein> off of love
  <laura> sad, drunk off yourself.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908045
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825695
text:
  <Kosmo`> Why is it called PUBLIC hair if it's on a "private"
  part?
  <pakz> you moron! it's not PUBLIC, it's PUBIC
  <Kosmo`> uh... really!?!? HOLY SHIT!
  <pakz> what?
  <Kosmo`> hehe, now I see why my girlfriend laughed when I
  asked her "why don't you shave your public hair?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908045
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825752
text:
  <Gper>Anyway, mates what's your New Year resolution?
  <PowerBuddy> Gotta learn harder >.<
  <RoznaM> Less porn, more chicks.
  <Gper> Hej, Z, what's yours?
  <Ziame> Thought about 1280x960


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908046
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825850
text:
  *** rmah (rmah@24-168-58-10.nyc.rr.com) has joined #javascript
  <rmah> greetings fellow humans
  <JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah?
  <rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans
  <JibberJim> fair point.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908046
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.825916
text:
  <SolidFlam> I can see the day that I type here "Ok, I'm going
  to watch Reloaded"
  <SolidFlam> Bastard wacko will probably download it and then
  give us spoilers
  <[wacko]> Neo dies!!
  <[wacko]> Trinity has sex with Morpheus!
  <[wacko]> The Oracle was fake!
  <StarmanDX> Morpheus is a woman!
  <[wacko]> Agent Smith is back!!
  <[wacko]> Zion is hacked!
  <StarmanDX> Jar Jar Binks has a cameo!
  <SolidFlam> Bullet Time is lag


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908047
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826015
text:
  <RingLass> wow ... too much bash.org ...
  <RingLass> kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share
  Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I
  realized they were talking about computers ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908047
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826120
text:
  <BabyBobDole> this bible thumper that used to work at domino's
  gave me shit about using slang all the time
  <BabyBobDole> he was like "you're so good with linguistics,
  why do you say stuff like that?"
  <BabyBobDole> i was like "it's called colloquialism, BITCH"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908048
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826169
text:
  pinkboy   so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to
  1200lbs?
  ScottM    <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your
  1200lb wife?
  pinkboy   I can't imagine that it would be too difficult,
  unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908048
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826221
text:
  <@cmdr_sm> i don't mind people being gay
  <@cmdr_sm> i even feel honoured when someone tries to chat me
  up
  <@osi> now i know why you quit drinking
  <@osi> one time you just felt a bit too honoured ? ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908048
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826271
text:
  * Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair
  <Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in
  preparation is even more so
  <gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in
  what you have to say.  Leave my cubicle at your soonest
  convenience."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908049
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826363
text:
  <Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn
  <Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn
  flavoring


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908049
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826423
text:
  <helminthes> was the party cool?
  <helminthes> like did you fuck any hoes
  <rafeil> heh, no hoes
  <helminthes> not even one? i mean at least one right
  <rafeil> i just drank a little and talked
  <helminthes> fucked her right in the face right
  <rafeil> yeah
  <helminthes> she was gagging out all your children just like a
  bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908049
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826470
text:
  <Pac>: So I said to my roommate: "Ahomosayswhat?" My Roommate
  :  *mumbles incoherently* Pac: what?.............dammit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908050
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826616
text:
  <Snah> I think I need to order a new laptop...
  <DrPoole> sell me your old one Snah
  <Snah> DrPoole: you dont want it ... I gave it a bullet when I
  got mad
  <BluTShirt> bullet?
  <Snah> yeah, I shot my laptop
  <Snah> with a 22cal.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908050
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826665
text:
  Hyp3rHax0r: bah
  Hyp3rHax0r: "Quote #278743 is pending moderation."
  Hyp3rHax0r: why don't they just come right out and say it
  Hyp3rHax0r: "Quote #278743 is pending rejection."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908051
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826763
text:
  <Qualjyn> you fucking pussy ass fucker
  <Qualjyn> i hate your fucking mom you bitch
  <Qualjyn> suck my cock crap face
  <Qualjyn> -
  <Qualjyn> a haiku by Qualjyn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908051
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826804
text:
  (Craig): watching something on suicide bombers on discovery
  (doggie^): lol
  (doggie^): wonder how they managed that
  (doggie^): not many people to interview or anything


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908052
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826869
text:
  <tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
  <r0mulus> what?!
  <tytu> when you pull your...you know
  <r0mulus> hmm
  <r0mulus> no
  <r0mulus> i don't
  <r0mulus> know what you mean
  <tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to
  pull up and down
  <r0mulus> umm... i  think your in the wrong channel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908053
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826942
text:
  <RealaNightmaren> that fucker is linking to our files
  <RealaNightmaren> AGAIN
  <dosdemon> reala who hosts sonic cult
  <RealaNightmaren> dos: a friend of mine
  <Sushi-D> reala... you should make one of those scripts..
  <dosdemon> ah
  <RealaNightmaren> i used to have one
  <RealaNightmaren> i replaced it with htaccess
  <RealaNightmaren> which unfortunatly doesn't cover the
  subdomains
  <Sushi-D> that bites the bullet...
  <Sushi-D> so....how are youe gonna correct this problem...
  <RealaNightmaren> easy
  <RealaNightmaren> I'll replace it with porn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908053
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.826994
text:
  icbm: hah
  icbm: my entourage is coming over
  icbm: I'm gonna go ahead and give them their christmas
  presents
  icbm: I bought my 3 hoes vibrators
  kuruption: uh
  kuruption: you mean your "friends"
  kuruption: and the 3 girls who wont let you touch them.. but
  hang out with you cuz you're friends with the guy who gets
  them their weed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908054
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827040
text:
  <darknation> wtf
  <darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on
  amazon.com with my username


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908054
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827136
text:
  <Neo-Tokyo> wouldnt you say suicide is a permenant solution to
  a temporary problem?
  <`[6]> I'm a Buddhist, I'd say suicide is a temporary solution
  to a permanent problem.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827200
text:
  <Alman> Stacy's mom has got it goin' on, ooh yeah...
  <Tyrillis> U see the video for that
  <Tyrillis> Her mom is pretty hot
  <Alman> yea
  <Alman> stacy's not too bad
  <Alman> either
  Tyrillis> :P
  <Alman> but she's like 10
  <Alman> so that sucks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827255
text:
  <Aunt_Kwan> If you
  <Aunt_Kwan> press enter
  <Aunt_Kwan> before done with a sentance
  <Aunt_Kwan> it makes you
  <Aunt_Kwan> look like you
  <Aunt_Kwan> have asthma.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827305
text:
  <HungSolo> goin with xp
  <HungSolo> never done linux so i dont wanna screw around with
  somethin i know nothin about
  <Nemephosis> like girls?
  <tdh> LOL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908055
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827357
text:
  <Ryk> after the man has shot his wad is the perfect time for
  the woman to vacate the room and quietly catch up on a bit of
  beaver bashing in the privacy of the kitchen.
  <Tippytoes> shouldn't she have a satisfied afterglow?
  <Ryk> she can glow when my dinner's ready.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908056
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827449
text:
  <olah> what does 'dunno' mean?
  <goof> i don't know
  <olah> anyone else?
  <goof> i said i don't know
  <olah> yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means?
  <goof> I DON'T KNOW !!
  <olah> yeah, i know
  <goof> then why do you ask?!
  <olah> because i want to know!
  <goof> you said you DID know!
  <olah> no, i know that you don't know
  <goof> i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs!
  <olah> what, then?
  <goof> i don't know
  <olah> omg...DO you or DON'T you know?!
  <goof> i means: I DON'T KNOW !!
  <goof> aargh...stupid...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908056
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827495
text:
  <pinkeh> females are too confusing :/ theres no where where
  you can hold it and press "quick save" incase something goes
  wrong :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908056
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827592
text:
  <curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the
  brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908057
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827781
text:
  <quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes.
  if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete
  all your files.  if you stop by to see me, i will kill all
  your processes, delete all your files, and remove your
  account."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908058
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827829
text:
  |N3O| (XP@ACC014A1.ipt.aol.com) is now known as windowsxp
  <+windowsxp> thought a nick like this would be taken
  <+windowsxp> guess whoevers computer who had this nick before
  crashed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908058
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827925
text:
  <Jaron>  I DONT WANT TO INSTALL WINAMP!!
  <Jaron>  its bloated, it takes over all my files, and crashes
  all the time
  <Jaron>  If i wanted that, i'd just use Media Player


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908058
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.827974
text:
  <ThaNoise> you know i saw something funny last night. an asian
  guy wearing a jerry rice jersey. was it wrong of me to laugh
  at an asian persion with "RICE" printed on the back of his
  shirt?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908059
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828025
text:
  <Dante> i was going to stamp out forum moderation facism
  <Agent-Smith> And...?
  <Dante> but the god damned Vb sig editor kept fucking up my
  ASCII swastika >:(
  <Agent-Smith> LMAO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908059
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828076
text:
  <xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
  <xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
  <xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
  <Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908059
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828128
text:
  <Kaitlin> Holy shit my chair just broke right out from under
  me... I was just sitting here and next thing I know I'm on the
  ground and the keyboard tray has fallen down on top of me
  <Kaitlin> I'm not a fatass, I swear!!!! *inno*
  <Shala> i was refraining from that comment, tubby


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908060
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828179
text:
  <Thorndy> whats the worst geek?
  <ashley> the worst possible geeeks know that they are geeks
  but think they are better than anyone else.
  <ashley> watch
  <ashley> DEGEEK YOURSELF DANIEL
  <paveway> keep dreaming


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908060
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828380
text:
  <Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?"
  <Encapsulate> "I have a department now?"
  <Encapsulate> "WE need to route these Skip books to you"
  <Encapsulate> "I have a department?"
  <Encapsulate> "Right, what is it called for the skip page?""
  <Toast> heh
  <Encapsulate> "A whole department?"
  <Encapsulate> "Yes"
  <Encapsulate> "You mean interconnect?"
  <Encapsulate> "Yes! Ok, we'll put that down"
  <Encapsulate> "I feel more important when I'm called 'Fixed
  Network'."
  <Toast> heh
  <Encapsulate> "More important?"
  <Encapsulate> "Yea."
  <Encapsulate> "Ok, You can be fixed network"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908061
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828431
text:
  <evildemi> what's your yearbook quote gonna say?
  <helveti> "TRAPPED IN A YEARBOOK FACTORY PLEASE SEND HELP"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908061
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828480
text:
  <@je_fro> fox news isn't really news
  <@je_fro> it's actually one of the largest trolling
  experiments ever conducted


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908061
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828530
text:
  <geekster> :O world stumbling day
  * geekster needs black van and Mr T to drive it
  <geekster> "i pitty the foo who doesn't use encryption on
  there WLAN"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908062
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828622
text:
  <stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty
  <stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my
  coiffure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908062
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828670
text:
  <zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I
  said "dpkg dash
  dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke
  bottle into
  the recycling bin.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908062
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828729
text:
  <JerZgirl> damn i wish my husband would quit cruising around
  looking for access points and come home already!
  <Demon> Back when I was a kid, we just called them `girls'.
  <digia> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908063
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828774
text:
  <tom> i got loads of bukake avis, is it suppost to just be
  some chink woman sitting there with cum all over her?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908063
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828828
text:
  <Oceania> you penetrate my mouth
  <Oceania> your in-and-outs are furious
  <Oceania> sometimes a hair get stuck between my teeth
  <Oceania> you always leave that white tasty liquid in my mouth
  <Oceania> good ol' toothbrush


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908063
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828923
text:
  <grey> wow
  <grey> i didn't realise afghanistan had enough infrastructure
  for two nights' worth of air attacks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.828975
text:
  <Gibby> let me get this straight
  <Gibby> you got drunk with, then fucked the (maybe) underage
  daughter of a sheriff, then stole her clothes and went home a
  crossdresser?
  <Sayomi> yep
  <Gibby> that's all kinds of awesome


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829021
text:
  * kenny has joined #php
  * kenny quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  <tractor> omg peer killed kenny
  <therealpro> that bastard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908064
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829090
text:
  (On September 11th)
  <Sigma> shit, there is no way I'm going to a public vigil
  tonight
  <Sigma> public crying and weeping does nothing for me
  <Sigma> but I know someone will rope me into going
  <Kevyn> Public vigil? Fuck that, I'm going to the strip club.
  <Sigma> Kev: do your patriotic duty
  <Sigma> don't let the terrorists win
  <waffle> Kevyn: everyone has to remember in their own way,
  BRAVO!
  <Kevyn> Word.
  <Kevyn> I'll build a NEW tower.
  <Kevyn> IN MY PANTS!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908065
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829192
text:
  <bahumat1> my mother is a cleaning fanatic
  <bahumat1> one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down
  to the playroom and straighten it up
  <bahumat1> we had a party there the previous evening, and she
  was none too happy about the mess
  <bahumat1> as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was
  completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us
  know it
  <bahumat1> Finally my brother, exasperated with having to do
  it all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom:
  <bahumat1> can I use this, or were you planning to go
  somewhere?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908066
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829373
text:
  <ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and
  smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908066
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829427
text:
  <Tovart > I have alot of people in my aim thingy
  <Neris|ffx > you professional thing you =P
  <Tovart > neris stop laughing I use windows 98 MOUSE EDITION'
  <Tovart > where i use a mouse
  <Tovart > i could hack u so bad your ancestors house would
  burst into flames


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908067
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829478
text:
  <JTP> You know you've been playing too much Need for Speed
  when your first instinct when you see a cop driving down the
  street is to hit the NOS and ram him.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908067
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829529
text:
  <JynxDaddy> 3boy should i get it 2nd hand?
  <Threeboy> its a book man.
  <Threeboy> the worst thing that can be in it is semen.
  <Threeboy> go for it.
  <JynxDaddy> :|


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908067
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829737
text:
  Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.
  <SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
  <novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.
  <novell> whoops. was that out loud?
  <atnt> rotfl
  <ibm> lol
  <SCO> why r u laffin at me?
  <novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
  <SCO> wtf?
  <SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
  <red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.
  <novell> lol
  <atnt> lol
  <ibm> lol
  <SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
  <ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
  <SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.
  <SCO> can we do linux with you?
  <SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
  <ibm> *cough*
  <SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
  * SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
  * SCO is now caldera[UL]
  <turbolinux> can we play?
  <conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.
  <ibm> sure!
  * turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
  * conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
  <ibm> redhat: you should join!
  <SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist
  vergeblich.
  <red_hat> haha. no.
  <red_hat> lamers.
  <ibm> what about you debian?
  <debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
  <caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
  <turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
  <caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.
  * caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
  <SCO> i'm going back to unix.
  <SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?
  <SCO> haha. no. lamer.
  <novell> lol
  <ibm> snap!
  <SGI> :~(
  <SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
  <ibm> wtf?
  <SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
  <red_hat> lol
  <SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
  <ibm> lol
  <SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them
  you suck.
  <ibm> go ahead. baby.
  <SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
  <ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
  <novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
  <SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.
  <novell> whoops. our bad.
  <SCO> i own u. haha
  <SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
  <ibm> whatever. lamer.
  * ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
  * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908068
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829785
text:
  <Tovart > I have high standarts. I want to be like janet reno.
  <Locke|Away > K, lie down and let someone beat your face with
  a stick for an hour.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908068
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829841
text:
  <BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i
  knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember.
  (and me too :D
  <lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll
  remember it as consentual


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908068
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829890
text:
  <[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im
  able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908069
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.829989
text:
  <dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg,
  i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the
  another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908069
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830037
text:
  <jadedlphoto> Maybe the free masons control porn now.
  <gz> the carnal cabal?
  <firegod> the illuminaughty?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908069
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830083
text:
  R4V: I really want to learn some C++
  R4V: but the problem is
  R4V: that there seems to be months of learning
  R4V: before you can do ANYTHING usefull.
  Shrum: it's kind of like a highschool girlfriend


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830135
text:
  <aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
  <aard> for these cavities
  <joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
  <Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830182
text:
  <wild-> i like to play this game where i see how far i can
  stick my arm up someone's ass before their heart stops beating


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908070
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830251
text:
  <partyman> hallo
  <partyman> hei
  <sara> ?
  <partyman> hallo
  <sara> what?
  <partyman> kæm e du?
  <sara> i don't want to talk, i am not norwegian, i have a
  boyfriend, i don't want to cyber, i'm not someone you know, i
  have had this nick for 5 years so i didn't steal it, i have a
  boyfriend, we are happy, i don't want to netsex
  <partyman> okei
  <partyman> do you want netsex?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908071
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830298
text:
  [+Silus]: is there anywhere you can fix graphics cards ? Pm me
  plz
  [@foulkesaway]: what u mean 'fix'
  [@madmk]: like.. he snapped it in-half and needs some special
  graphics-card glue


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908071
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830345
text:
  <abashta> I agree with you, bombing afghanistan to eradicate
  terrorists is like bombing the ghetto to get rid of the drug
  dealers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908071
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830393
text:
  <D3adlode> penis
  * Fiona cuts it off and barbeques it
  * D3adlode dies
  <D3adlode> watch out for the creamy filling :d
  <Fiona> Mmmm, cream dawg


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908072
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830501
text:
  booger> I'm still waiting for someone to take their wireless
  lappy to a bar some night.
  booger> "What beer should I drink?"
  booger> "I think a cute girl looked at me for a half second.
  What should I do?"
  booger> "I'm completely wasted. Should I drive home?"
  faz> "A vop just pullef me over!!11"
  faust> we could get a lan party going in the jail cell


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908072
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830548
text:
  <luftmeister> i love the way the chicken nuggets are all the
  same shape
  <Celestar> so that you need only one instruction manual to
  swallow them?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908072
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830607
text:
  <Vespertine>  I dare you to take out your cock... lay it on
  the keyboard.. starting at "A" and tell us what letter it ends
  at....
  <Kairu_Hakubi> umm ok
  <Kairu_Hakubi> i prolly cant get a good erection right now
  <Kairu_Hakubi> so youll get a soft reading
  <Vespertine> ok./
  <Kairu_Hakubi> just barely goes to h
  <Vespertine> oh
  <Vespertine> ....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908072
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830657
text:
  <BlackAdder> no, because ds told me that building a comp is
  like putting together lego
  <BlackAdder> and then i went and tried putting lego together
  to see
  <BlackAdder> and i cut my finger


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908073
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830706
text:
  <lec> saying "no kick?" is like walking into the YMCA shower,
  dropping the soap, and saying "wow, nobody fucking me up the
  ass?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908073
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830758
text:
  <starmantaav> so i just realized yesterday
  <starmantaav> i work at a mongolian bbq
  <starmantaav> next door to a chinese restaurant
  <starmantaav> shouldn't we have a bigass wall between us?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908073
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830817
text:
  <egg> today at work i got totally owned
  <egg> i didnt understand something
  <egg> and i said
  <egg> "you know what i dont get?"
  <egg> and a guy i work with said "pussy and respect?"
  <egg> i was like  :\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830917
text:
  <refugee> man
  <refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online
  <dwai> try to do it over the phone
  <refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel
  <refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is
  SIZZLINGCROTCH"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.830983
text:
  <MrSaturn> <Sergo_k> so you say that you r a good player in CS
  <MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> Yes.
  <MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> I am l33t beyond all mortal
  comprehension.
  <Sergo_k> no way man
  <MrSaturn> Yes.
  <Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than pley
  <Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than play
  <MrSaturn> I certainly hope you play better than you talk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908074
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831028
text:
  (PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all
  (PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics
  (DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog
  licking the peanut butter off his....
  (DownKaos): n/m


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908075
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831094
text:
  <mike> haha
  <mike> you should add something to the "add quote" page
  <mike> something like "remember, your quote may or may not be
  approved because THE QUOTE DATABASE IS MODERATED BY HUMANS."
  <RainWind> lol
  <mike> i was serious
  <Guilty> You should see how many people email me asking why I
  didnt approve their awful quotes
  <Guilty> Like "HEY I submitted a 14 page long chat log and I
  dont see it added yet!"
  <Guilty> Or "Whats the deal I submitted myself mentioning that
  I wanted to be in the QDB, and its not on there!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908075
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831142
text:
  <GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when
  Rob Halford came out of the closet?
  <M0rph13> I was damnit :)
  <GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village
  People


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908076
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831236
text:
  <Dubious|Laptop> gotta go give a training session on Cisco.
  lates.
  <{pdX}aldawg> isn't cisco a form of oil they sell at
  supermarkets
  <Dubious|Laptop> thats Crisco.  Its not often that you find
  someone who is both technology and culinary-impaired, but you
  have shattered that paradigm.
  * {pdX}aldawg has quit IRC (Quit: )


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908076
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831335
text:
  <Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing
  truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all
  of us to jack of right there in front of them.
  <Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it...
  <Hitokoei> For $30 each.
  <Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off
  funny.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908076
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831380
text:
  Lundquist: d00d whats SHP
  Boba Fett: what's shp?
  Lundquist: sorry it seems that some pharmacy students are
  sending me there cw
  Boba Fett: hahaha wtf for?
  Lundquist: they think im a lecturer, ive just sent them a mail
  back saying they failed the year for blantant cheating


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908078
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831433
text:
  <Consolelover> I need a life.
  <Consolelover> DOn't get me wrong, my current one's fine.
  <Consolelover> I'm just greedy. :{


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908078
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831482
text:
  <iretd> According to IRC, 99% of the chicks are into cybersex.
  <Julian> The other 1% are actually girls.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908079
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831553
text:
  <JanusLexington> have you guys seen the new MSN commercial?
  <JanusLexington> with friend browsing?
  <JanusLexington> worst
  <JanusLexington> invention
  <JanusLexington> EVAR
  <Caff> pay $14.95 to browse web with your friends
  <JanusLexington> friend porn browsing...
  <Caff> it's like "SHARE YOUR PORN PASSWORDS!"
  <Caff> "DON'T BE EMBARASSED UR NOT TEH ONLY ONE MASTER
  BATING~~~~~"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908079
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831603
text:
  <+Ivy[OmNi]> so.. you come here often? Lemme buy you a drink
  <@Warlock[OmNi]> im a minor
  <+Ivy[OmNi]> it's all good, I am a pedophile... I have candy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908079
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831654
text:
  <p2p> I was reading some thing this morning about a new condom
  with a built-in vibrator
  <shxrobert> oh great the rubber that makes you come as you put
  the fucker on
  <p2p> the downside is you have to shove the AA battery up your
  ass
  <Gollie> downside?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908079
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831714
text:
  <meenk> and when you get to the point
  <meenk> fold it up and tuck it?
  <ophie> +-----------------*
  <ophie> |  roll with this |\_    when you get to the flap
  <ophie> |  flap --->      |  \_   tuck this little pointed
  <ophie> |  to the outside |    \_  end into the flap
  <ophie> |                 |      \_
  <ophie> +-----------------+---------*
  <etr1gan> how odd, an ascii diagram for rolling a dollar for
  snorting


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908080
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831758
text:
  (timmo) her boobies are fake
  (timmo) ;[
  [nyisles] hmm
  [nyisles] are they photoshopped
  [nyisles] ?
  [Guilty] No
  [Guilty] They're implants


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908080
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831828
text:
  <acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the
  way to the party to get some beer
  <acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and
  there's a parking guy writing a ticket
  <acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's
  for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no
  standing zone
  <acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up
  his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him
  <Nuzzler> haha
  <acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he
  says something the guy writes another ticket
  <acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off
  <dendyh0> ...
  <acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back
  to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard
  with 14 parking fines :D
  <dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  <Nuzzler> ROFL!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908081
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.831963
text:
  <Gregoray> Most embarassing moment would be when I finished
  wanking, and stoop up to do up my pants, when i noticed a red
  dot on my nuts. When i looked up, I realized my 13 year old
  niegbor and her 2 friends where watching me through my window
  and had a lazer pointer aimed at me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908081
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832004
text:
  pOrTkI w AkCjI : i went to nickle nickle
  pOrTkI w AkCjI : there were black people
  pOrTkI w AkCjI : so i didnt get to play any shooters
  pOrTkI w AkCjI : or the basket ball game
  pOrTkI w AkCjI : fuckers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908081
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832054
text:
  <aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's
  not fucking ceremonial
  <dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908082
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832264
text:
  <Xal> how come people from foreign countries find it apt to
  use every single fucking smiley on msn?
  <Puck> XD
  <Puck> Because, Xaleth
  <Puck> They find it so amusing :O
  <Xal> "My father just beat me with a stick (h):D
  <Puck> o_o
  <Xal> Today, I got a hysterectimony. 8D :> :|
  <Selene> XD XD
  <Covered> xD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908083
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832368
text:
  <Markie> i dont hate dido, i just don't think she's got a
  particually great voice
  <Woody> she sounds better than mendy in the shower and thats
  good enough for me ;)
  <Markie> how do u know what he sounds like in the shower ?!
  <Mendez> I'm very quiet in the shower I'll have you know...
  you have to be otherwise they hear you coming up behind them
  as they bend down to get the soap...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908083
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832412
text:
  <psyk> Axl Rose is an idiot with the voice of a ten-year-old
  girl choking to death on a brillo pad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908084
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832585
text:
  Salsa Shark: you know what google earth needs?
  ULJarad: More 3D buildings?
  Salsa Shark: ion cannon button


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908084
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832630
text:
  Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of
  any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't
  make it a localhost of remote attack.
  -- Artur Grabowski


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908085
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832676
text:
  <Nope> I wonder if IRCops know what a wingate is?
  *** Quits: Nope (Nope@sju-12-16-46-200.prw.net) (Killed
  (OperServ))
  <@^_-> APPARENTLY.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908085
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832725
text:
  Dr SpaZZo: http://members.tripod.com/tempestgames/razor.jpg
  Syphit: lol, who uses your razor?
  Dr SpaZZo: My sister keeps fucking taking them
  Dr SpaZZo: Theres like, 3 of mine in the shower...
  Syphit: lol, how old is your sister?
  Dr SpaZZo: 20.
  Dr SpaZZo: Youd think she'd be competent to get her own damned
  razors, wouldnt you.
  Syphit: yeah
  Dr SpaZZo: WELL SHE ISNT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908085
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832783
text:
  <Corvis> dead girls dont say no
  <Pulp|^^> Dead girls don't need to be bought a drink ^^
  <Corvis> dead girls dont need valentines day
  <Latino|Awayzz> dead girls dont care if you're finished in 12
  seconds flat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908086
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832891
text:
  <timmo> url age of consent chart
  <sx> age of consent chart: http://www.ageofconsent.com/
  ageofconsent.htm
  <timmo> check the chart.
  <Valgar_> Screw the chart! It is all about discretion!
  <NeonAFK> heh
  <NeonAFK> its "undefined" in equador
  <Guilty> /away Equador


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908086
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.832942
text:
  <Korras> friendship among women: one doesn't come home one
  night, and tells her bf that she spent the night with a female
  friend of hers. bf calls 10 of her friends, and none know a
  thing.
  <Korras> friendship amongst men: same thing happens. man says
  he spent the night at a friends place. gf calls 10 of his
  friends. 8 confirm he has been there, and the two others say
  he's still there.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908086
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833004
text:
  <Fishfood> DONUT MASTURBATION IS LIKE SEX IN THE SAME WAY A
  CYRIX 333 WITH A VODOO 3 AND A 2 GIG WD HARD DRIVE IS LIKE AN
  ATHLON 2600 WITH 1TB MAXTOR RAID ARRAY AND A MODERN NVIDIA
  GRAPHICS CARD
  <Funk> Fish, could you make sex any less sexy?
  <Fishfood> FUNK IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO DONUT
  <Donut[AFK]> UHH FISH
  <Donut[AFK]> I DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND PUMP
  <Fishfood> DONUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN
  FROM THE DAMN CEILING
  <Fishfood> IF MASTURBATION WAS LIKE SEX WHAT THE HELL WOULD
  GIRLS BE FOR
  <Funk> Masturbating over.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833100
text:
  <simon-say> CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be
  stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
  <simon-say> In a random check for banned substances, three
  were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
  <simon-say> The substances banned by the French that were
  found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste, (2)
  Deodorant, (3) Soap
  <simon-say> The French officials also found several other
  items which they had never seen before, including a testicle
  and a backbone...
  <simon-say> Earlier reports that French Government officials
  attempted to surrender to Armstrong as he entered Paris were
  apparently erroneous.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908087
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833159
text:
  <FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
  <FM{FF1}> ...men.
  <FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908088
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833211
text:
  * Xian just heard a loud bang out side
  <Xian> OMG
  <Xian> THe pizza boy hit our car!
  <Valv|tuba> WHAT?
  <Boko> Is the pizza okay!?!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908088
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833261
text:
  <jre|away> * Hitler , circa 1933 | <Hitler> WHAT DO YOU CALL A
  FARTING JEW?  GASSED! | * Audience is silent | <Hitler> FUCK
  YOU ALL, IN 10 YEARS THAT'lL BE HILARIOUS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908088
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833314
text:
  <Sumez> Eminem has really deep lyrics
  <Sumez> and amazing well written sohpisticated jokes
  <Sumez> like "you fag blow me"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908088
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833362
text:
  <jesusghet> ok IE sucks
  <jesusghet> it doesnt support google calendar
  <shaan> it does support spyware though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908089
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833408
text:
  <o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from
  using the die command?
  <annjo> you might die


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908089
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833506
text:
  <poppycat> well..I dont have a vibrator any more but yes...he
  was called mister buzzy and he used to squirm and vibrate
  across the floor at great speed
  <kirsy> you let your vibrator play on the floor?
  <poppycat> yes..I didnt get much out of using it so I decided
  to let it amuse me by racing it
  <Yasui> "GO MR BUZZY! beat that other vibrator! you can do it!
  "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833556
text:
  <shithead1> oh good sir geoffrey
  <shithead1> did you slay any dragons in the last fortnight?
  <jeff> no
  <jeff> unless by slay any dragons you mean rub one off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833602
text:
  <ginger> my summer was alright i guess, went to the beach and
  met a couple guys blah hehe
  <ginger> still a virgin


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833657
text:
  <Logik-> ymir wants to hire a personal assassin to kill me
  <Logik-> <---- has land mines in his yard
  <tra__> what happens when the grass cutter comes to clip the
  lawn?
  <Logik-> tra__, they're not allowed to mow certain spots :P
  <tra__> so the hitman just treads through the mowed spots,
  since its easier to walk there anyway?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908090
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833705
text:
  <dpkg> greycat:
  BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerMushroomMUSHROOMBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerSnaaaaaaaaakkeeeASnaaaaake

  <greycat> ah, the lynx-compatible version.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833757
text:
  <Hydrac7> nothing  better than seeing the reaction on fellow
  classmates faces after explaining bukkake for them
  <Alice`> Nothing better than seeing the reaction on fellow
  classmates faces' after demonstrating bukkake to them
  <Aboshi> Alice: The reaction all over their faces.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833802
text:
  (ennui_) heh
  (ennui_) some hophead in that channel was relating his
  opium-induced dreams
  (ennui_) Freud would have had a field day
  (Ubu) was mom in them?
  (ennui_) let's just say I hope his mother has the good sense
  not to hug him for too long at a time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908091
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.833894
text:
  AndrewLB: The term "What the fuck" might apply here.
  AriaStargazer: Would it? :o
  AndrewLB: My computer crashes, and now windows claims it's
  January 1st 1980...
  CrossAlkaid: Your computer is fondly remembering when you
  weren't born yet.
  AndrewLB: One sec, I'm going to go out and buy as much stock
  as I can before time re-asserts it's self.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834122
text:
  smallchild (andrew@j105.bkr50.jaring.my) has joined. «46
  people»
  * @Liam touches smallchild......
  <@Liam> I'm so sorry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834176
text:
  <Zed> Guys
  <Zed> I have a friend getting a degree in liberal arts
  <Zed> for those of you who don't know what liberal arts are
  <Zed> its okay, neither does he


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908093
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834232
text:
  <MoLsOnGiRL> hehe ive been just laughing my ass off here the
  past half hour
  <Owyn> I think we figured as much.
  <Owyn> Giggly? Now you have the "munchies"?
  <Owyn> Or are you starting to "burn out"
  <MoLsOnGiRL> hey hey
  * Owyn runs out of pot slang


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908094
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834293
text:
  <Skane|Insane> some idiot has the admin pass on his porn site
  as admin/admin
  <Realjones> link
  <Kraglar> LINK
  <Skywier> url
  <tran> link plz
  <tran> :P
  <Previa> link skane~
  <ben-> HAHAHHA
  <Realjones> if you dont link you are banned


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908094
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834346
text:
  <packrat> HELP
  <defected> Looks like it.
  <packrat> stfu ur just a lamerz newbie i m an
  expert................
  * defected waits for the lame question.
  <packrat> k now how do i make hacker toolz wih irc
  <packrat> plz


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908094
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834396
text:
  EiNHaNdeR MK II> you know that term "If you were my homework,
  i would be doing you on the desk right now"
  EiNHaNdeR MK II> i changed it to "If you were my homework, my
  dog would be eating you right now"
  EiNHaNdeR MK II> i was slapped by this fat chick in class when
  i said it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908095
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834453
text:
  <deathz0r> i was setting up opengl drivers
  <deathz0r> and it took me 2 days to get them working
  <QuiKsiLvA> kool
  <QuiKsiLvA> what does it do?
  <deathz0r> ...
  <QuiKsiLvA> is that were ppl d/l stuff of u or what
  <QuiKsiLvA> tell me!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908095
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834501
text:
  <Amber> Hey would you ever date a girl who was ugly as hell
  but rich?
  <crunchyfish> Would you?
  <MechaMrEd> Why, are you rich?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908095
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834606
text:
  <Casm> so lemme get this straight...
  <Casm> you asked for sex on the 2nd date
  <Casm> and when she said no you started crying?
  <Fr0id> yep
  <Casm> and she felt sorry for ya and put out?
  <Fr0id> yep
  <Casm> so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy?
  <Fr0id> seems like it
  <Casm> i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908096
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834654
text:
  reaper: knock knock
  SaladTongo: Who's there
  reaper: banana
  SaladTongo: shit i didn't think you'd find me here


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908096
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834704
text:
  * Upth tries to figure out why his dog smells like fish.
  <Charion> do you have a teenage sister?
  <Upth> nope
  <Charion> ok no idea then


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908097
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834799
text:
  <QuackFuzed> you wont answer stupid questions posed by stupid
  people anyways, so what's the worry?
  <[CJ]> i won't answer that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908097
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834847
text:
  <DJ-Pyro> damn you Rick|zzZZz...you better not be sleeping
  *DJ-Pyro wants to go to bed
  <Kel> you need Rick to tuck you in?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908097
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834897
text:
  <incognegro> i masturbated yesterday.
  <incognegro> and fell down the fucking stairs.
  <incognegro> bruised my arm pretty badly.
  <mc> did you save your effluent in a jar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908097
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834943
text:
  <heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the
  questions in time
  <Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client
  sending useless information to the server
  *** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908098
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.834989
text:
  <@Blackout> is it ok to masturbate and irc at the same time,
  what ya guys think
  <@fragge> dont aim your cum on my nick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908098
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835079
text:
  <Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says
  "phone" on it
  <Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it
  <suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want
  to call collect.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908099
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835197
text:
  <kinzey> i want to go out with a girl
  <kinzey> and lay in the field
  <kinzey> real romatic like
  <kinzey> and just stare at the full moon
  <kinzey> and she'll say something along the lines of "the
  moon's so beautiful tonight"
  <kinzey> and i'll just be like
  <kinzey> "that's no moon... THAT'S A BATTLESTATION!!!"
  <kinzey> and then run to the car and leave her ass there
  <Chris> wow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908099
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835258
text:
  <Royall> Hey everyone, did you know it's illegal to destroy
  coins or bills?
  <Royall> Those are the govenment's, they are just lending it
  to you.
  <Monstro> Which means they can take it back at any moment!
  <Royall> Yea
  <Royall> It's called tax.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908100
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835345
text:
  (nexxai) chali: can I flood your port?  maybe brute force my
  worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908100
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835439
text:
  <bodhidharma> i don't ask who people are when they are
  removing my pants <bodhidharma> that is a smile and nod
  situation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908100
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835480
text:
  * The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked
  up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over
  it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my
  bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908101
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835526
text:
  <vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn
  <vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908101
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835574
text:
  <ram> I got into an interesting discussion with my roommate
  yesterday about Quantum Romneyism
  <ram> Romney holds a superposition of all political opinions
  until you observe him, then they collapse based on the
  audience.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908101
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835621
text:
  <elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get
  to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908103
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835713
text:
  <Geothermal> Jesus, I can only say so many things about fat
  people before they become redundant.  I think it would help if
  they all flew to their own personal little island made of
  gumdrops and then ate themselves to the bottom of the sea like
  some kind of Atlantis.  You know, only really fat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908103
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835759
text:
  Jesus: my girl mastrabates more then i do
  Finque: seeing as how your girl is your hand, i'd like to hear
  you explain that one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908104
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835853
text:
  <booyah> yeh i use perl too
  <booyah> wrong window, ignore me
  <andywho> Don't worry, you use perl, we ignore you
  automatically


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908104
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.835902
text:
  Crevan Hill says: I used the phrase "tight as a twelve year
  old" today...
  Crevan Hill says: In the middle of class, when talking about
  how tight you should roll newspapers around dowels
  Crevan Hill says: .....the teacher said ladies were present,
  and I apologized, with the qualifier that "I didn't
  necessarily mean girls..."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908105
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836002
text:
  <Nastard> hey everyone, quick poll
  <Nastard> raise your hand if you ever want to have sex again
  <Nastard> keep it up if you realistically expect it to happen
  <ziz> move it up and down quickly if you don't


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908105
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836106
text:
  <Xar^> they're like ... 13 year olds in underwear.
  <Xar^> something's not quite right here.
  <PACHUKA> yeah, they're wearing underwear


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908106
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836150
text:
  (Pixie_Pete): Care to join me in a little sven co-op?
  * ssmmdd fires up Sven
  (Dogsdinner): That's quite possibly the most homoerotic thing
  ever said in #TPNGC.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908106
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836205
text:
  <jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off'
  <Flav> "a few months?  sweet, that'll let me run through the
  bitches on my TODO list"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908106
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836297
text:
  <@jwz> yeah, apparently I was getting shafted by perl's
  distinction between returning a single value, and returning a
  single value.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908107
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836402
text:
  <fuzzwad> theres like that one kid in every state that goes to
  best buy JUST to destroy the controller
  <fuzzwad> you know the one that smells funny and follows you
  around
  <fuzzwad> STARING at you...
  <fuzzwad> I WANT TO SQUEEZE A LEMON IN THAT KID'S EYE
  <Lazz> wow
  <Lazz> how can you fit a lemon in an eye?
  <fuzzwad> ILL FIND OUT!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908107
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836465
text:
  <torm_> fuckin gay school tommorow
  <Avram`> There is school for that?
  <torm_> heh
  <Al-Qadim> torm_'s about to graduate magna cum loudly with a
  BS in catching
  <Avram`> Does that allow you to get more gay sex or something?
  <torm_> hah
  <Al-Qadim> well once he has his degree he can go on to more
  advanced classes like gerbiling and feltching
  <torm_> aw come on now
  <Avram`> I think you've cummed on enough.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908108
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836515
text:
  <`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked
  into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop
  playing with yourself'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908108
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836567
text:
  <tC-CS|royce> man
  <tC-CS|royce> the guy at mcdonalds didnt react at all when i
  ordered fillet o fish, no fish, no cheese, extra tartar sauce
  <tC-CS|royce> and i gotta tell you
  <tC-CS|royce> this thing is disgusting.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908108
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836634
text:
  * Gandalf should answer the phones at work with a different
  song lyric each time
  <Gandalf> "I'm the operator with my pocket calculator. May I
  please have your U* IT Name?"
  <ai> I just want to answer the phone "Fuck you, this is Ben,
  how can I help you?"
  <Gandalf> heh :)
  <ai> "I'd like to file a claim."  "Miss Scarlet, I don't know
  *nothin'* bout birthin' no babies!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908109
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836786
text:
  <drwiii> this game rules.
  <drwiii> i punched a building and it EXPLODED
  <drwiii> but enough about that, let's talk about the game.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908109
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836834
text:
  <Ti`lana> I saw in front of a church a sign that said "Jesus
  loves children!" and thought "Yeah, so does his priests.
  *smirk*"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908109
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836892
text:
  <Vang> Ack!  I'm trapped in a bad Radio Shack commercial!
  Vang suddenly calms down when he realizes his wife was once
  Miss America and a Playboy Playmate.
  <Shun> and then tense up again when you realize most of male
  America has seen her naked
  <Vang> Bah, who cares?  I'm the only one that sees her naked
  right now. :)
  <Shun> thats what you think ;)
  <Kid_Chameleon> Not if you pay $14.95 for her WebCam


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.836993
text:
  <htedrom> o youz b3 1 d3d m0th4fuck4
  <Cyrus> ladies and gentlemen, i point out the product of
  today's society
  * Cyrus points to htedrom
  * nullroot slaps a "As Seen On MTV" sticker on htedrom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837041
text:
  <@humble> soliciting sex with an underage minor gets +2
  sentence points for using a computer
  <@jsb> you've got jail


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908110
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837087
text:
  <ronald_jeremy> haha, im taking this ethics certificatino
  thing online...they have the answers in the source code


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837140
text:
  @jaban> "I'm going to go on the porn and get my e-mail *cough
  cough* I mean the Internet"
  @jaban> I don't know how many times I've made that mistake.
  @gardah> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837201
text:
  <oldskools> U.S. Attorney General Ashcroft, U.S. Commerce
  Secretary Evans resign
  <eco|wk> Knowing the country's luck, we'll get someone worse
  than Ashcroft.
  <dataw0lf> I would say that's impossible, but I don't want to
  jinx the country.
  <oldskools> BREAKING NEWS-President Bush appoints Hitler's
  ghost as the new U.S. Attorney General.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837243
text:
  *** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate
  long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they
  mean.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908111
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837291
text:
  Cat1013: So, my boss is blabbing on about "how to improve your
  productivity and be a mental asset to the company"
  Cat1013: And all I can think of is how the letters in "mental
  asset" can be rearranged to spell "metal ass net"
  Cat1013: I think I need therapy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837358
text:
  <StarThorn> "What do you think about before you go to bed?"
  "Sex." "What do you think about when you wake up?" "Sex."
  "What're you thinking of right now?" "My dog Sparky" "Ok,
  You're sharing too much, now..."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837411
text:
  <@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp
  <@zartik> and he msg's me:
  <@zartik> -06:46- [      hegemon ] So I have nobody to turn to
  and must go back to Windows.
  <@madog> should be nice and unban him, thats evil to make him
  use windows =<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908112
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837463
text:
  <DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man????
  <OlEnglish> the stork
  <OlEnglish> but who fucks the stork?
  <DarkMyst> good question


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837509
text:
  <+mR_sCaRy> start killing stuff in task manager
  *** seeen
  (seeen@CPE00055dea8987-CM0010954a5bde.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
  has left IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  <+mR_sCaRy> not that one :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837563
text:
  <APE_> ive only got 34mb free
  <APE_> out of 1.18gb
  <ibor132> hah, ape u need a bigger drive
  <APE_> yeh i know
  <APE_> my drive is slowly filling up with temporary internet
  files porn and irc logs
  <ibor132> hah, at least its important stuff


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837625
text:
  <Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
  <Acero> what do i do now
  <Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
  <Acero> i hate fucking networking
  <SD_Washu> rtfm?
  <Acero> i did
  <Acero> i read it like 3 times
  <Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
  <Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
  <Acero> "router settings for couriers"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908113
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837671
text:
  <@Berryful> The typing is strong in this one
  <@Berryful> but i fear he has fallen to the dvorak side


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837719
text:
  <StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'.
  they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A
  FUCKING JOB


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837760
text:
  marksmith101: hello there
  Le Steph0rz: hi
  marksmith101: wanna cybur??
  Le Steph0rz: sure babe asl
  marksmith101: 16/m/ca in florida, titusville
  Le Steph0rz: 29/f/ca
  Le Steph0rz: holy shit man!
  marksmith101: oh strip for me babe
  marksmith101: wat?
  Le Steph0rz: i think i know u!
  marksmith101: wtf?
  Le Steph0rz: oh shit, its me, ur teacher, ms. stephanie
  brown!!
  Marksmith101 has logged off.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837831
text:
  <Atob> YOU CANT SAY "I SEE" IN TWO CHARACTERS IT'S LAZY
  <Mortimer> fine
  <Mortimer> i'll take a note of that
  <Atob> Unless you're being ironic, then it's fine.
  <Atob> But you have to be inside an ironclad and claim
  sanctuary.
  <Mortimer> "i am presently in visual and mental awareness of
  the aforementioned fact"
  <Mortimer> sound good?
  <Atob> Sure is.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908114
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837879
text:
  <akumapan> yous ound like poopoo
  <andy> You type like poop.
  <andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine
  whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837931
text:
  <Oz> Psionic?
  <Oz> oh my god
  <Oz> isn't a Psionic one of those things that girls use to
  train their vaginal muscles?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.837990
text:
  <Marand> My girlfriend's parents are paranoid.  They don't
  trust the internet and are extremely against chatrooms.
  <Marand> if ($person == 'online') { $person = "pervert
  dograping kiddiefucker" }
  <Marand> Maybe it's because they know me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908115
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838037
text:
  <lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could
  take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838149
text:
  IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
  IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
  IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
  IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
  IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
  IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based
  solely on your appearance"
  IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
  IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
  IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they
  actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
  IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
  IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
  IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato!
  you can even make a battery with it!
  IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in
  which I show my love for you"
  IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still
  awesome
  IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at
  all what you look like, I'll still love you"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908116
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838193
text:
  [23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just
  started a trance track.
  [23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
  [23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
  [23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838234
text:
  barra: do u have to sign up to anythin to go to a lan?
  Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: errr... yes
  barra: what?
  Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: you have to sign up for a lan
  barra: how?
  Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: sign up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838298
text:
  <niceboy19> i'm german
  <Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
  <niceboy19> what do you mean with that
  <niceboy19> you just mentioned it
  <Evilbert-> you started it
  <niceboy19> i didn't
  <Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908117
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838405
text:
  spikearmageddon: how old are you?
  saxydrew14: 15
  saxydrew14: im a youngin
  spikearmageddon: ooh, baby
  almost legal, just my type
  saxydrew14: ::jumps into arms:::
  spikearmageddon: there you go, just sit on santa's lap
  and tell me what you want for christmas
  and don't mind the casual thrusting, it's necessary for me to
  fulfil your wish
  saxydrew14: hahahahaha
  saxydrew14: santa i want a bike for chrismas oww
  spikearmageddon: that's a mightly big gift, little one
  you'll have to stay on my lap for another hour, if you want
  that
  saxydrew14: ok santa
  saxydrew14: ouch
  saxydrew14: thump thump
  spikearmageddon: damn kid, you're bleeding
  get the hell off
  i'll give you 2 bikes if you shut up and bring me your little
  brother
  saxydrew14: i dont have a brother
  saxydrew14: i have a sister
  saxydrew14: you want her
  spikearmageddon: hmm
  that gives me an idea
  yeah, kid, bring her and get back on my lap
  but she'll have to sit on your lap now
  just do what i tell you and you'll get your bike in no time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838454
text:
  <Gelgameth> ...Now wait a second.. There's a class action
  lawsuit against wikipedia?
  <Scarab> Anyone can join in and add a grievance.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838504
text:
  <_TP_> "My name is Reginald P Linux and ever since my wife
  died Ive been VERY depressed"
  <SanityClause> He should recompile her kernel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908118
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838571
text:
  <DTOX> ha, did you know entry-level pharmacists make $90k/yr?
  <DTOX> I'm in the wrong line of work...
  <Xyrem> DTOX : that's about the most boring job i've seen
  <Xyrem> putting pills into a bottle
  <DTOX> and in your pocket
  <DTOX> and in your mouth
  <DTOX> and in people's drinks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838621
text:
  <sampson> twisted my fuckin ankle...don't go to riots in
  birkenstocks
  <sampson> they aren't good rioting shoes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838681
text:
  Niall: "There is no "I" in team." "There's no "we" either.
  However, there IS a "me". So piss off, you micromanaging
  twerp."
  DMac: there's also meat
  Niall: And meta.
  DMac: and meta
  DMac: .. meta-meat?
  Niall: Transcendental sausage?
  DMac: tame meta-meat
  Niall: Farm-raised transcendental pigs.
  DMac: tame meta-meat mate?
  Niall: Female farm-raised transcendental pig.
  DMac: better than mate meta-tame meat
  Niall: Bestiality involving a pig raised on a transcendental
  farm.
  DMac: team mate tame meta-meat .... /shudder
  Niall: Gangbang bestiality involving a pig raised on a
  transcendental farm.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838733
text:
  <ViRuS[afk]> you guys ever get that feeling while youre having
  a piss, and you think "if I was asleep right now, and this was
  a dream, I'd be wetting myself", and think you might be
  dreaming and freak out?
  <ViRuS[afk]> cmon nobody has ever had that feeling?
  <ViRuS[afk]> jesus christ I just made a dick of myself, didnt
  I? :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908119
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838783
text:
  <Ashley> No, believe me... my job SUCKS.
  <Ashley> We have to clock out to go to the bathroom. What kind
  of shit is that?
  <Robert> The kind you don't get paid for.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908120
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838877
text:
  <@Cidsa> I NEED THE CRACK NOW
  <@Pyroman> Cidsa, I have a crack, but it's for a two year old
  virgin
  <@Pyroman> version


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.838973
text:
  <xorg> you know how you hang up the phone after talking to an
  asshole
  <xorg> and you say "Asshole"
  <xorg> well
  <xorg> in my brain, that has superimposed "goodbye"
  <xorg> i talk to that many assholes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839028
text:
  <_pLaGueD_> do you know a cheat for invincibility?
  <Dead_One> yeah
  <_pLaGueD_> how?
  <Dead_One> type bind "mouse1" "kill"
  <Dead_One> it blows up what ever you are looking at


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908121
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839083
text:
  <foobar> the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened
  at my workplace
  <foobar> ok.. so we run an internet storage service right?
  and one of our clients is a large photo site that allows
  people to upload pics and view them online
  <foobar> well.. our software had a little bug in it ..
  sometimes if a file is uploaded and not cached properly by the
  system, the system will deliver the same file for hundreds or
  thousands of different files
  <foobar> so what happened is someone uploaded some bestiality
  pictures, and those got caught in the cache, so everbody
  uploading their 4th of july pics got them ALL replaced by the
  same picture of a girl jerking off a horse
  <foobar> 50,000 times


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839177
text:
  <Samwise> And if not for a beard, what can you stroke while
  thinking?
  <jacquilyn> Depends what you're thinking about.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839234
text:
  <orion> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship
  bracelet with their spines and intestines
  <jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote>
  <orion> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped
  inside-out over someone's skull>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908122
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839294
text:
  <ToasterIron> guys check it out i'm going to be this awesome
  scientist
  <ToasterIron> one day i'm going to invent a base the only
  melts jews on contact
  <ToasterIron> i'll call it holocaustic
  <Tristain> "DO NOT CONCENTRATE"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908123
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839388
text:
  <Merlin> according to Time-Warner, if you channel surf or mute
  commercial breaks you are a thief
  <Merlin> so lemme see, if I download MP3s the RIAA hates me,
  if I dub a movie off HBO the MPAA hates me, if I skip
  commercials the TV execs hate me...
  <Merlin> am I allowed to store leftover pizza in the fridge
  and eat it the next day, or will Pizza Hut sue me?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908123
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839432
text:
  (ArmanyGirl) Impuro, describe yourself to me
  ([Impuro]) well, I have 2 arms, 2 legs, a torso, a head with a
  nose and eyes and etc...
  (ArmanyGirl) duhh, i mean phisically


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908123
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839489
text:
  <Lithium^> I always attract either scary men/ugly men/
  psychopaths
  <Smess> what's your profile URL?
  <Lithium^> Smess: gaydar/uk18
  <Smess> "I like making new friends all the time, especially if
  you`re a big bear" - yep.. think I've found your problem.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908124
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839629
text:
  <Supamoochu> do you know durex have a guaruntee that their
  condoms will not get people preggers
  <Supamoochu> i wonder how they refund
  <Flamebird> with a free coathanger


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839725
text:
  <skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you
  throw her into the dryer
  <Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw
  her in the washer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908125
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839774
text:
  <evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance?
  <Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier.
  <evenpar123|Dean> Satan
  <Slant> 666 cents a minute.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908126
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839875
text:
  <justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:
  <justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161
  secs!!
  <justin> it's like WOW man!!
  <asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?
  <asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908126
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839928
text:
  <@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2
  * @Epyon[UOPG] faints
  *** Joins: Buster
  <Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally?
  <Buster> self-arousal
  <Buster> im pretty sure.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908126
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.839983
text:
  <souletr> god i hate fucking stupid bitches
  <souletr> er
  <souletr> *hate stupid fucking bitches
  <souletr> i'd fuck stupid bitches


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908127
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840031
text:
  Tony``/#chat slams a motherboard over the|navigator's head
  <the|navigator> You idiot! I could of built a computer with
  that one.
  <Tony``> no dice. it was an intel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908127
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840111
text:
  <ginzo_> my company sponsored a 50 Cent/Jay-Z concert
  <ginzo_> on july 9th
  <ginzo_> hahhaahhaha
  <ginzo_> WE ROCK
  <therdrai|> ginzo - what company is this?
  <ginzo_> Cincinnati Bell
  <therdrai|> oh
  <therdrai|> are your CEO's and upper management gonna attend
  <ginzo_> but i bet the pres will
  <ginzo_> he's very into hanging out with africans
  <therdrai|> ha
  <ginzo_> PR trip or something
  <therdrai|> yea
  <therdrai|> so he can say "look i'm not racist, fifty cents is
  one of my best friends"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840206
text:
  <Dan_Dinh> *yet?
  <Dan_Dinh> you haven't done the review ye ?
  <Spik3balloon> holy crap, dan can see into the future


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908129
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840257
text:
  <|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/
  stresstest an ftpd?
  <PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you
  have naked pictures of richard stallman
  <Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman.
  <Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840349
text:
  <Sceleratus_Angelus> definition of canada = beer, hockey, bum,
  aboot
  <n3o> definition of USA: mcdonalds, war


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840398
text:
  <Ashen> NP: [bangles - eternal flame.mp3]
  <Ashen> k, i feel really gay right now
  <Ashen> NP: [Lords Of Acid - Show Me Your Pussy.mp3]
  <Ashen> there we go


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908130
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840457
text:
  <happyguy> guess what! i actually found jeans of length 30-34!
  <trio82> you wear 30-34's? whats ur height and weight?
  <happyguy> 6'3", 150lbs
  <banished> youre 6'3" and you weigh 150lbs?
  <banished> i thought you said you were american


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840554
text:
  <@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: but shooosh I didnt tell u that
  <@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: hehe ok?
  <@freshmint> oops.
  <Spudsta> this, coming from the chick with a metaphorical cock


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908131
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840654
text:
  <miteymous> whats crackin?
  <Ize> a cracker
  <miteymous> you rode the short bus didn't you Ize?
  <Ize> to where


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840708
text:
  <Chelly> What is your biggest fear?
  <JasonRene> living long enough to become isolated from anyone
  who cares about me, and then dying alone.
  <Chelly> :(
  <JasonRene> You asked  ;)
  <Chelly> I know
  <Chelly> I was expecting something like spiders.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840794
text:
  <Villager> i was really pissed off this morning
  <Villager> it was about 9am, i had a free period and i had
  just bought my breakfast; an egg, bacon & sausage bap, hash
  browns and a coffee,
  <Villager> when the damned fire alarm goes before i've taken a
  bite
  <Joshua> ...
  <Joshua> you left the building just because an alarm went off?
  <Joshua> with FOOD waiting for you?
  <Villager> i put the hash browns in my pocket and carried the
  bap, but they all got cold
  <Villager> i was going to stay but the security guards came
  round
  <Joshua> oh
  <Joshua> we don't have security guards just for fire alarms
  <Joshua> "ya stay, ya burn" is the official policy i beleive


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840836
text:
  [Zammo] missee, humans are the only species that do it front
  on
  [Zammo] so over a long time, females evolved boobs
  [Zammo] because it matched the attractive effect of a good
  looking arse


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908132
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.840892
text:
  <skycreatoR> hehe awesome
  <skycreatoR> today at my job (i work in a cinema) we had the
  premiere on shrek 2
  <skycreatoR> and because of the ocation, green popcorn
  <skycreatoR> then some little girl came over to my booth and
  asked why the popcorns were green
  <skycreatoR> i said it was because we put mashed shrek down in
  the popcorn machine
  <skycreatoR> then she began crying and ran away


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908133
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841048
text:
  <Sasquatch> in 20 years schindler's list will be the subject
  of MST3K
  <Sasquatch> <Crow> He's Makin a list, and checkin' it twice.
  <TomServo> I don't get it, is he naughty? or nice?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908134
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841186
text:
  <blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT
  live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC
  MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks
  are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut
  and my eyes will melt and drain down my face.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908134
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841311
text:
  <Dante> so this cinco de mayo bullshit right
  <Dante> all the mexicans go cruising in their lowriders all
  decked out with beaner crap down a certain avenue here
  <Brian> haha
  <Brian> yeah
  <Brian> that would be today
  <Dante> so when we got off work, an associate and i
  <Dante> we went and bought a big fucking french flag
  <Dante> and berets
  <Dante> and the french national anthem CD
  <Dante> and draped the flag over his Charger
  <Brian> HAHAHA
  <Dante> and cruised with the mexicans wearing berets and
  blaring the french anthem
  <Dante> we got so many bad looks
  <Dante> and whenever we'd pull up at a stop light
  <Dante> we'd starting talking about pastries and perfum in
  french accents to the car next to us


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841356
text:
  [CaSiNo] wtf is the trivia game?
  [Hellz] type /wuit to start it
  ::: quit: (Hellz) (Quit: &#8212;I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n&#8212; 2.0
  Build 3515)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841425
text:
  <Obiwan> Koreans are kicking ass at men's all around
  gymnastics...
  <Obiwan> ....don't ask why I'm watching men's gymnastics....
  <Nimdae> you like their tight asses
  <Obiwan> well they don't show ass that much
  <Obiwan> their pants are too loose
  <Obiwan> sigh
  <Obiwan> actually I turned it on and I saw a korean.
  <Nimdae> you just proved you are watching their asses


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908135
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841481
text:
  <THC|Rawk> Okay, so here's the plan...
  <THC|Rawk> At the premiere of the next Harry Potter movie, me
  wearing a black cloak and a Darth Vader helmet
  <THC|Rawk> Walking up to some fucktard dressed up as Harry
  Potter himself, going "Dumbledore lied, Harry. I am your
  father!"
  <THC|Rawk> Then ditch the helmet, pull up the hood on the
  cloak, and try and pass myself of as a dementor.
  <THC|Rawk> Some fucker is gonna be sooooo confused for the
  rest of the evening!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841595
text:
  <Mephistol> irn
  <Mephistol> burn in hell
  <Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/
  <Mephistol> and my mom came in
  <Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the
  screen
  <Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think
  you're gay
  <Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay
  <Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help
  <irn> ahahah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841647
text:
  <@david_bowie> `I just popped the biggest zit known to man
  <@david_bowie> it splattered ALL over the mirror
  <@david_bowie> this wasn't the normal whitehead popping either
  <@david_bowie> it was like, a penis came out of my eyebrow and
  came all over the place


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908136
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841709
text:
  <Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from
  ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones.
  That's my bandwidth.
  <Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"
  <Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken
  <Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum
  <Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass
  <Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme
  chicken please BOOOM boom"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841793
text:
  * jitspoe had forgotten how time consuming modeling is
  <spdif> keep your clothes on jit. no matter how much money
  they offer you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841867
text:
  <Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you
  have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to
  all kinds of people.
  <Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS
  <Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.
  <Elfin> And black people.
  <Elfin> And Muslims.
  <Sak> And Asians.
  <Elfin> And Pakistani's.
  <Sak> And Native Americans.
  <Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.
  <Sak> Ahem.
  <Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE???


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908137
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841914
text:
  <psychonate> A Mac is like a prostitute.
  <psychonate> Sure they look good, but your wallet will feel a
  lot lighter after getting one.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.841972
text:
  <ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM
  FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND
  <DCBastard> lol - what else is new?
  <DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go
  "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy
  shit! that is amazing!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842027
text:
  <Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
  <Digimon> wot does that do
  <FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
  <FanBoy> its a secret
  *** Digimon has quit
  <FanBoy> it is an IQ test


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908138
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842128
text:
  <Measure> hey cao how can I win back raltash's love?
  <Measure> I think I pissed her off
  <Caoilin> uhm
  <Caoilin> stop saying she has a huge hairy clit for one
  <Measure> yeah...
  <Measure> good idea


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842176
text:
  <Jason> One time I walked into my parents bedroom and they
  were having sex, it was traumatizing for them
  <Jason> Not so much that I walked in, but that I started
  shouting "LET THAT BITCH HAVE IT"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908139
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842268
text:
  <Sceptic> I am not going to argue mideast history and politics
  here. I have better, more useful things to do--such as
  draining the ocean with a spoon.
  <David> Just out of interest, where will you be putting the
  water?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842318
text:
  * elisteran subscribes seriumu to spamlists
  <elisteran> would you rather get nigerian 419 scams, or hawt
  lesbian pr0n ?
  <Pavel> elisteran: As if the two were mutually exclusive.
  <elisteran> Dear Mr. Smith, my name is Motoba Kwambe, and I am
  legal counsel representing the family of the late Prime
  Minister of Nigeria, Bouncy Bubbles. Her nude coed widow has
  the opportunity to retrieve $15 million stashed away in a bank
  account, but needs a US citizen to ...
  <Pavel> elisteran: That works.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842369
text:
  <piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too?
  <piman> Based on the way he dances, I think he's Steve
  Ballmer's long lost twin...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908140
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842465
text:
  <Iggz> screw it
  <Iggz> i'm gonna put this cottage cheese on my sandwhich
  <Iggz> and no ones gonna stop me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842558
text:
  <zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too
  day
  <meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're
  a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908141
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842615
text:
  <Acero> you're all a bunch of niggers who are going to die on
  your fucking computers!
  <Morris> That'd suck
  <Morris> But you're here also, so stfu.
  <Acero> i'm fucking leaving, fuck this!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842665
text:
  <Novasol> heh, I was looking for an emulation site the other
  day.... and I was using AvantBrowser, which has a built in
  popup blocker...
  <Novasol> AvantBrowser makes a sound when it blocks a popup...
  <Novasol> I swear, I went to one site and it played the tune
  to funky town


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842721
text:
  <isajeep> dan what rules got changed this year in the nba
  <isajeep> I know refs can now use replays, but what else?
  <NickBlasta> no white people
  <isajeep> no nick
  <isajeep> they're trying to get rid of that rule


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842769
text:
  <Lord_Cie> CNN (Boca Raton, FL) A new report has OJ Simpson
  quoted as saying that he "will vow to search for the real
  terrorists"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908142
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842821
text:
  <[4]Ma909>    12R 14olling  12o 14n  12t 14he  12f 14loor  12L
  14aughing  12L 14oud  12F 14alling  12D 14own  12T 14he  12S
  14tairs  12I 14n  12T 14he  12K 14eller  12S 14tösst  12S
  14ich  12T 14he  12S 14chädel  12O 14n  12T 14he  12F
  14ußboden  12b 14richt  12s 14ich  12a 14lle  12b 14eine  12u
  14nd  12d 14er  12k 14rankenwagen  12k 14ommt  12n 14et
  <[4]Ma909> neeiiinnnnn!!!!!!!!
  <[4]Ma909> fuck
  * [4]Ma909 (_4_Ma909@p508741A9.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) Quit
  <RurouniJones> What the bloody hell


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908143
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842874
text:
  <@redium> i have never had a condom break on me ever
  <@redium> maybe the gas-station generic glow in the dark ones
  break.. but real ones dont
  <+elf> ...glow in the dark ones...?
  <+elf> how can you misplace your penis so badly that you need
  for it to glow?
  <@redium> its the entertainment factor, not the visibility
  factor
  <+elf> i see...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908143
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842920
text:
  (gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat?
  (gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to
  love-tunnel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908143
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.842966
text:
  <Focusyn> hmm there are chicks on my floor named Johnnie,
  Scott and Brett
  <@SJr|Tecra> tell them that after the operations they are
  suppose to pick girls names.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843016
text:
  <ravedreamcast> well at least i had some fun in the back seat
  <ravedreamcast> the true gift of partys
  <Cryomancer> you brought your gameboy?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843112
text:
  <Toasted> and I just found an unopened box of nerds under my
  bed while cleaning out my dormroom
  <Toasted> I don't know whether to be horrified or ecstatic
  <mahnchowder> eat them.  report back if you suffer any ill
  effects.
  <Toasted> already eating


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908144
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843153
text:
  -PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
  (L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert
  (nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843198
text:
  punch: ugh, i feel like im in a time warp
  punch: working on a pentium 200 webserver
  punch: fixing a customer's pentium 2 233 machine
  punch: loading win98se on it
  OSSThe: ewww
  punch: i am in some sort of late 90s hell


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843248
text:
  <tritt> strange... i just logged into my box and I'm pretty
  sure i used tab completion on my password o_O
  <Yot> you and your ultra-secure linux ways


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908145
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843326
text:
  <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
  <Cthon98> ********* see!
  <AzureDiamond> hunter2
  <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
  <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
  <Cthon98> thats what I see
  <AzureDiamond> oh, really?
  <Cthon98> Absolutely
  <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
  <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
  <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us
  as *******
  <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
  <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it
  will show to us as *******
  <AzureDiamond> awesome!
  <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
  <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears
  to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
  <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843417
text:
  Ross81: my fingers smell like pussy for some reason
  Battlepoet: uh
  Ross81: I wonder if mcdonalds has added different spices to
  their friends and mcnuggets
  Battlepoet: o.0
  Ross81: fries rather
  Battlepoet: good thing I've got wendy's coming instead


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843466
text:
  <flint`> well
  <flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea
  <flint`> they have completely abolished sexism
  <flint`> and now they all just act like girls


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908146
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843531
text:
  <stupidMM> heh i admitted that freely at the pub once
  <stupidMM> this chick came up to me and was like
  <stupidMM> "so what do you do for fun?"
  <stupidMM> and i was like
  <stupidMM> "sit in a dark room and chat on irc at 3 in the
  morning"
  <stupidMM> she turned around and walked off
  <stupidMM> and i was like . heh man i'm leet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843580
text:
  <Trent> ohh, i saw brokeback mountain last night <_<
  <Ngamer> pretty good?
  <Come> I hear Ebert gave it 1 thumb up and a reacharound.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843649
text:
  <orion> i was like MAN CHECK OUT THIS HOTTIE
  <orion> he's all SLOW DOWN SCROLLING MAN SHE'S FUCKING HOT
  <orion> OH MAN SHE'S EXTREMELY HOT
  <orion> he complimented her more than any other female i've
  ever heard him talking about
  <orion> even models and shit
  <orion> then BAM i went to the dick shot
  <orion> "WHAT TEH FUCK I HATE YOU MAN THAT'S SO PHOTOSHOPPED"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908147
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843699
text:
  <mentality> THE WORLD IS GOING TO END
  <darkLem> and it's coming in all caps.
  <mentality> WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843756
text:
  <bansidhe>Last night my wife and I are having sex (me on top)
  and just as we hit the big 'O', I accedently slip out and make
  a mess on our stomaches.
  <bansidhe>After we catch our breath, she starts laughing and
  gets this playful/evil look in her eye. Then she gets all
  serious and says...
  <bansidhe>"Honey, I need to tell you something.... I feel
  something has come between us."
  <bansidhe>Hehe... My wife rocks!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843805
text:
  <+shattersp1ne> hey i found out a way to abbreviate army
  <+shattersp1ne> rme
  <+shattersp1ne> i will make millions off of it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843847
text:
  griffjon: yay, I only had ~8k hits from .mil this year!
  ameyer: why does milwaukee get its own tld?
  jali: to keep them away from us


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908148
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843898
text:
  <Orz> How old are you jennjenn?
  <Orz> 12 right?
  <jennjenn> 12??
  <Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.
  <Orz> Idiot.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843948
text:
  *** jamesm sets mode: -snt
  <jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes,
  like, who gives a fuck
  <jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!
  <jamesm> fucking choad munching morons
  *** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.843995
text:
  * Nico (Nico@host81-154-181-36.range81-154.btcentralplus.com)
  has joined #megatokyo
  <Nico> You know those oh so hilarious Bash quotes where
  someone's something is on fire, and they run on to IRC to tell
  everyone. I just decided to put the fire out before coming on
  to tell my friends. Let this be a lesson to those whose homes
  burnt down in the space of an irc convo.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908149
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844050
text:
  <Embercide> i was doing 3 things at once, went to take the
  smoke out and it must have stuck to my lip and flipped up
  <Embercide> i must have just closed my eye in time cause the
  eye itself isnt damaged
  <Avatar> who'd've thought a cigarette could be so dangerous?
  <Scourge> Not only do they cause numerous cancers and other
  lung problems but they can also burn your eyes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844098
text:
  <sQuEeDeN> so much homework
  <Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had
  to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless
  homework
  <shift> ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844146
text:
  Seppukakke: You know, in the Old Testament, God was full of
  Wroth and Vengeance. You did bad stuff, he rained brimstone
  down on your ungrateful ass or harrassed your people with 7
  plagues.
  Seppukakke: In the New Testament, its like he has turned over
  a new leaf, you don't hear some much of the nasty things he
  did to his people (because if you believe in it, everyone on
  earth is his creation)
  Seppukakke: You know what happened around the time between the
  New Testament and the Old Testament?
  Seppukakke: He got laid.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844227
text:
  <Richad34> Oy I had a bad night
  <Richad34> I couldn't sleep, and had no idea what to do. My
  parents are still awake, it was midnight, and I was bored.
  <Richad34> So then I remembered that I had a drama
  presentation the next class and I played a rich guy so I
  needed a suit.
  <Richad34> I take out my suit, and get dressed. You know, the
  works. I even took out my top hat and my cane.
  <Richad34> Now it gets a little weird. I had to go downstairs
  in order to see how I looked as it's the only place with a
  full body mirror. My parents sleep on the same floor as me so
  I didn't want to wake them up.
  <Richad34> So I got this idea. I decided to turn on my TV so
  that my parents thought people were talking outside, and my
  footsteps would be noises they were making. I thought it would
  work, I was tired.
  <Richad34> I ran downstairs, checked myself out. I looked
  fine, so I went back into my room
  <Richad34> Now by then the running in a suit had made me kind
  of itchy (down south), so I quickly undo my pants and release
  what was stuck and to relieve my itch with my hand.
  <Richad34> And my mom opens the door to the room and all I do
  is freeze in surprise
  <Richad34> I don't know what she was thinking, but I can tell
  you the following
  <Richad34> It was midnight, I was in a suit and top hat, and I
  appeared to be jacking off to George from Seinfeld.
  <Richad34> And my mom just stood there in disbelief
  <Richad34> I can't tell you what ensued, but it involved
  attempted exorcism and lots of crying
  <Richad34> Best night ever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908150
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844280
text:
  <@JeffRaven> I posted a question about putting a time limit on
  how long someone can be logged onto win2k
  <@JeffRaven> and several people from IT departments of
  companies have emailed me wondering if I found an answer
  <@JeffRaven> boy they'd be shocked if they found out I'm just
  a unemployed college graduate trying to limit the time of my
  brother on the computer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908151
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844335
text:
  <Corrupte> My friend's a fag he tried this dating servivce
  <Corrupte> and found a girl that was like 20 years old,
  blonde, mature and had big tits
  <Corrupte> Foolishly he went out wit a girl with no picture
  <Corrupte> But she was actually 20 and had was blodne and shit
  <jason> why is he fag then
  <Corrupte> She was born on a leap year


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908151
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844386
text:
  Tetramaster3k: Omg.
  Tetramaster3k: My mom was just outside my room, and she saw me
  chewing on the chords to my headphones
  Tetramaster3k: She goes
  Tetramaster3k: "If you keep doing that, you'll reach wire and
  electrocute yourself"
  Tetramaster3k: So I stopped
  Tetramaster3k: Then she goes
  Tetramaster3k: "I didn't tell you to stop"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908151
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844436
text:
  <VC-Scar> anyone wanna help a complete freakin idiot
  <ffejdogg> do you have tits?
  <VC-Scar> i have nipples..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908152
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844491
text:
  <milenko> brand new gaming pc $2500
  <milenko> upgrades to play the latest games $500
  <milenko> losing your girlfriend  $0
  <milenko> having a state of the art rig and spending all of
  your time bumming around on irc with other losers just like
  you PRICELESS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908152
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844547
text:
  geekgirl [~M.E.Landr@68.113.207.136] has joined #megatokyo
  <TheRiff> "ill never sleep with another woman ive never met
  before again!"
  <geekgirl> Whoops
  <Mephisto> O.o
  <TheRiff> and then they realize they said woman and meant man,
  and rethink their whole life
  <TheRiff> since she has a mustache, its confusing
  <geekgirl> Now that is a weird conversation to come to.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908152
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844639
text:
  [hehohno] I really swear rev is a music columnist.
  [hehohno] You have that bitter, "radiohead is ok, if you like
  rehashed pink floyd tracks" feel about you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908154
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844688
text:
  shoeman: ohhhh Kate Hudson....
  shoeman: 0hhhhhh
  EvilBanana: eew, bag o' bones
  shoeman: oh shush
  shoeman: lol
  EvilBanana: she is!
  shoeman: blah blah blah
  EvilBanana: I have zits bigger than her boobs
  shoeman: lol
  shoeman: and since when are big boobs a big deal?
  shoeman: :-P
  EvilBanana: neva..but she absolutely lacks in the mammary
  department
  EvilBanana: I'm not even sure she's a  mammal
  shoeman: lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844843
text:
  <tn> !@)#(%&#R
  <tn> i absolutely DETEST doing tech support for
  pseudo-management
  <tn> "hey, i can't log in, it says my password is invalid or
  something, can you come upstairs and check?"
  <tn> so i go up and her bloody capslock is on
  <tn> i mean like, wtf
  <tn> they need to make Windows DE - Dummies Edition
  <tn> that will pull up all of the damn error messages BIG and
  BRIGHT along with the possible causes and bright colours
  <Peon> hahaha
  <Peon> poor tn =)
  <Peon> what's pseudo abt the management?
  <tn> everything.,
  <Peon> what did u say to her?
  <tn> "your capslock was on.  try again."
  <Peon> awww. that's too nice =)
  <tn> i agree
  <tn> i haven't received my increment yet though.
  <gampit> bah tn, you're no bofh thats for sure, you shouldve
  claimed her computer had an unhealthy color so it must contain
  a virus and then you shouldve smashed it to pieces
  <tn> that would have wasted too much time.  i have better
  things to do, like access her email now that i've seen the
  password ;]
  <Peon> lol. from her typing?
  <tn> of course
  <Peon> i'm not that good =(
  <tn> when ppl type one finger at a time...
  <Peon> ^^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844905
text:
  <@harb> Also, the waitress at Applebee's thought we were gay.
  < espo> LOL
  < espo> why is that?
  <@harb> Because Andy's a fag.
  < espo> did she say "Are you two gay?"
  <@harb> No.
  <@harb> She asked if we wanted to split dessert.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908155
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.844972
text:
  <nix-> -17/30- <intrinsic> We can't talk anymore, okay?
  <nix-> -17/31- <intrinsic> Because of certain circumstances.
  <nix-> -17/31- <nix-> Which are?
  <nix-> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
  <Jon-> wtf?
  <Jon-> she has problems?
  <nix-> ermm
  <nix-> interesting
  <Jon-> shes prolly a guy and now he feels guilty


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845021
text:
  <DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today:
  <DrWoody> ...
  <DrWoody> ...
  <DrWoody> That is all.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845076
text:
  <boyd> anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is
  "What was the easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary
  Institution?"
  <boyd> if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put
  something like "i'm doing computer science, I  HAVE NO FRIENDS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845126
text:
  <outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
  <outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and
  talk to the chiq
  for an hour after I'd gone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908156
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845201
text:
  * typobox43 looks for life
  <Marie> try out of IRC :p
  <typobox43> WHAT?!
  <typobox43> :P
  <Marie> lol
  <typobox43> you mean there is such a place?
  <Marie> you know, close the IRC screen and sign offline? :)
  * typobox43 shudders at the though
  <typobox43> *thought
  <Marie> lol
  <typobox43> my vocal organs are underdeveloped... i don't
  think i'd get very far
  <typobox43> although i think i'd win a thumb war in a
  heartbeat
  <Craig> join #reallife
  <Craig> ?
  <typobox43> --- Cannot join #reallife (Channel is invite
  only).


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845251
text:
  Craig> craig's penis - 8===========================D O: -
  spooky
  <Spooky> Your "penis" is less that 3 inches long.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845300
text:
  <Avatar> how much do dishwashers cost
  <krissle> haha
  <krissle> you dont buy a dishwasher
  <krissle> you marry one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908157
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845354
text:
  <angelB> shit
  <angelB> drinking 2L of pepsi blue will FUCK YOU UP
  <angelB> and not in any positive way
  <angelB> it's like feeling sick after drinkin too much alc
  <angelB> without the benefits of being drunk/not remembering
  it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845415
text:
  <Warbum> Hey guys, I'm guilty of "intellectual property theft"
  <Warbum> The other day, I walked into a library, got out a
  book, went home, and read it.
  <Warbum> And the copywright holders didn't even get a dime!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845514
text:
  <twohitcombo> i finally replaced my gay wireless keyboard that
  had a laptop style key layout with no keypad
  <twohitcombo> and i bought one of those logitech ones with a
  hojillion buttons that dont work without the drivers
  <twohitcombo> but evidently it has a 'fuck everything up'
  button that works fine with out them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908158
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845564
text:
  <glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
  <glasnost> err
  <glasnost> =]
  <glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908159
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845657
text:
  <Trog> I pity the english
  * Yarn smacks trog
  <Trog> they go to all the trouble inventing all these sports..
  and then they turn out to SUCK ASS at them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908159
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845699
text:
  orangemunky: yes, but can you spell
  antidisestablishmentarianism???
  Q-13: I can now, dumbass!
  orangemunky: ........
  orangemunky: shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908160
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845812
text:
  <IngyThing> ill probably pop in sometimes about 2300
  <ILoveJackDaniels> we'll still be here, and ken still won't be
  able to type :)
  <IngyThing> hehe
  <kensplace>  hic i reswomble that remark
  <ILoveJackDaniels> flro
  <kensplace>  resembel
  <kensplace>  resembel;
  <kensplace>  hic
  <ILoveJackDaniels> resent?
  <kensplace>  resembl;e
  <kensplace>  hic
  <kensplace>  look like


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908160
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845856
text:
  NBnate14: GOD DAMNIT MY ROOM MATE IS MOONING ME
  NBnate14: AND HE WONT STOP
  MikeGinn440: kick his ass literally
  NBnate14: damnit it's like live goatse


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908160
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.845952
text:
  <@Sprache> what do you guys know about the company that makes
  RealPlayer?
  <@KtuLi> I'd tell you, but the information is still buffering


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846047
text:
  *** opinion (ED@blahblahblah.bla) has joined #bemani
  <opinion> hey guys
  <opinion> WHY DONT YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION
  *** ScumDog sets mode: +v opinion


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908161
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846106
text:
  <<Newtype> "Chrono Trigger was supervised by a group referred
  to as "The Dream Team", consisting of Hironobu Sakaguchi
  (producer of the Final Fantasy series), Yuji Horii (director
  of the Dragon Quest games), character designer Akira Toriyama
  (of Dragon Ball and Dragon Quest fame), venerable producer
  Kazuhiko Aoki, and Nobuo Uematsu (of Final Fantasy fame)."
  <<Newtype> seriously, the only thing that could have made that
  any better was having Jesus on that team
  <<Schwarz> Jesus was a carpenter, what the hell would he know
  about video games?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846250
text:
  <dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend.
  <dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend.
  <dregan> Skillz.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908162
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846302
text:
  <prozac420> 9
  <prozac420> oops
  <prozac420> was trying to change tv channels
  <Kimaroo> lol...............
  <Kimaroo> if you try to change tv channels on IRC... you might
  be a junkie


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846366
text:
  <i386> http://www.bash.org/?21858 <----- ROFL!
  <illusi0n> haha
  <i386> http://www.bash.org/?7755 <---- ABHHHAHHAH! :D SO SO
  TRUE!
  <i386> http://www.bash.org/?4395 <--- muahah, Linux Conf 2003
  <i386> http://www.bash.org/?31318 <--- hehe, reminds me of
  atomic
  <BenZor> ^^____ HAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LAME FUCKING
  BASH.ORG LINKING N00b, WE'RE ALL FUCKING ADDICTED AND HAVE
  SEEN IT BEFORE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846418
text:
  <ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer.
  <ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible
  after beer.
  <tenfour> eew
  * ThaDragon grossed out tenfour
  <tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846463
text:
  <Elmina> IRC politics are exactly like junior high politics,
  only they make less difference in the real world.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908163
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846561
text:
  <fejed> heh
  <fejed> man
  <fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on
  the train.
  <fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker
  <fejed> and like
  <fejed> quoting him
  <fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a
  password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do
  is guess the backdoor"
  <fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get
  to him
  <fejed> and on the bus
  <fejed> there was this retard
  <fejed> saying he was a hacker
  <fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?"
  <fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express"
  <fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke"
  <fejed> "what does 'www' mean?"
  <fejed> "ww w world wide wait!"
  <fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he
  started crying.
  <fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over
  <fejed> got up and asked me to get off
  <fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846612
text:
  <Kir> I have an idea!
  <Kir> I'm going to play a game about underage black members of
  the community engaging in various acts of vandalism of public
  property in their quest for a deeper understanding and
  spiritual enlightenment.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908164
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846720
text:
  <N[]vA> I threw a chiken nuget at a trafic cops while driving
  back home
  <N[]vA> he was on his bonet talking on his cell phone
  <N[]vA> fucker has no sence of humor
  <N[]vA> 850
  <N[]vA>  agravating a police officer
  <N[]vA> ROFL
  <N[]vA> he had mayo on his hat tho
  <N[]vA> WAHAHAHAH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908165
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846774
text:
  * qwerty- wonders why Home and End aren't yet implemented
  <qwerty-> pretty useful keys, for me at least
  <Mike`> The Home key works for me; everytime I press it, I
  look around and I'm at home.
  <Mike`> I haven't had the guts to try the End key yet.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908165
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846822
text:
  <homerj`> what do I know? I load slashdot and get a pink
  screen
  <splice> sounds like your sex life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908165
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846871
text:
  [Sober|wrk]: Christina Aguilera's Nipple Tweaker Goes on
  Strike
  [pHluid-]: This dude *quit* being Christina Aguilera's nipple
  tweaker?
  [Sober|wrk]: hehehe
  : pHluid- is away: Making a resume.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908165
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.846963
text:
  <Drogo> Don't trust the xbox 360
  * Brandalf85 goes forward in time and gets 5 Xbox 360s
  <Drogo> It's like those creatures in Chronicles of Riddick
  <Drogo> You turn it on and all of a sudden "Your soul is
  miiiine"
  <Drogo> You know what, next thing you know rob, the xbox makes
  you call your friend with a needle to your neck and you're
  like "Hey, Brandalf.. Would you like to come over and--- DONT
  COME BRANDALF! I mean. Brandalf, please come over and initiate
  in gameplay of the xbox 360"
  <Brandalf85> LOL
  <Rob> haha
  <Brandalf85> i probably dont live anywhere near Rob :)
  <Drogo> Then Brandalf comes over and he opens the door and
  it's like Dreamcatcher with the red except it's wires and
  blood and the door slams shut behind him and all of a sudden,
  a needle sticks into his neck
  <Drogo> xbox 360 needs no memory card or hard drive either
  <Drogo> you know why?
  <Drogo> It saves to your brain
  <Brandalf85> ....
  <Brandalf85> =0
  <Rob> haha
  <Brandalf85> the horror
  <Drogo> You're like "Oh... hey... Happy childhood memories..
  NO! DONT SAVE THERE!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847025
text:
  Wayfarer[GX] has joined the channel.
  <Wayfarer[GX> wow, takes a few minutes to connect to chat :(
  But it sure is nice to be here :)
  <MrMac> Wayfarer: only happens to me when going through a NAT
  <MrMac> through direct its fine
  * Wayfarer[GX] doesn't do nat
  <Wayfarer[GX]> wots NAT?
  <MrMac> Network Address Translation
  <Wayfarer[GX]> But mines english :)
  <Wayfarer[GX]> it doesn't need translation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847075
text:
  <Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show,
  she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug
  <Guilty> It's an FCC regulation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908166
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847160
text:
  <Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with
  salt.
  <Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via
  helicopter.
  <Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?
  <Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.
  <Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.
  <Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.
  <Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about,
  creating unpackedness.
  <Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.
  <Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.
  <Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression
  alone would be enormous.
  <Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?
  <Eurakarte> And the piping system?
  <Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars
  <Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars
  <Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars
  <RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them
  choke and die? Priceless


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847209
text:
  <continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your
  head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating
  and you know things have happened but you don't know what


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847257
text:
  * deflux- has joined #bondage
  <deflux-> I've got ducttape, some pliers and watermelon.
  Let's do this thing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847305
text:
  <Iced_Eyes> Hi, Renegade.
  <Renegade> s4wp 1c3d_1z?!?!?!?!?
  <Renegade> sorry, i had to counteract your grammer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908167
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847353
text:
  <Fril> "Flight delayed because psychic passenger had vision of
  a bomb" - turns out the inflight movie was "Gigli"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847409
text:
  <Paranoua> Okay, this is the *only* right answer to the
  question "Do You Think I'm Fat?":
  <Paranoua> "No, because if you were fat I'd leave you."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908168
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847509
text:
  <Kibe-Work> btw
  <Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world
  <Kibe-Work> my work is going
  <Kibe-Work> well most of us
  <Semicidal> AHehAEh cool]
  <Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black
  people at a KKK meating.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847561
text:
  khoveraki: anyway, Desert Storm is so blank to me
  khoveraki: I don't know much about it
  khoveraki: did we even finish that one?
  Screamer499: Nope.
  Screamer499: We stopped when we hit Baghdad
  khoveraki: figures
  khoveraki: any of our guys still there?
  Screamer499: It's the same country we're fighting now, man.
  Screamer499: so yeah.
  Screamer499: A LOT of our guys are there.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847603
text:
  gstridg: When I die, you are allowed to make all sorts fun
  about it, because I will be dead and I will not mind, so long
  as you do it in a manner that does not upset my surviving
  family.
  gstridg: That said.
  gstridg: Universal Studios presents: AMY WINEHOUSE AND MACHO
  MAN RANDY SAVAGE: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847660
text:
  <DAL9000> you've never called me dustin before
  <DAL9000> you sick?
  <Guilty> I bet you thought you had a decent name until Saved
  by the Bell's Dustin Diamond came "screeching" in


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908169
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847708
text:
  McViC0 0 97: is your mom there?
  DarkEternal37: hey hey
  DarkEternal37: lets try to have ONE conversation without a
  your mom joke
  DarkEternal37: k?
  McViC0 0 97: i'll try
  DarkEternal37: me too
  McViC0 0 97: but i promise ntohing
  DarkEternal37: im listening to adam's song
  McViC0 0 97: im listenign to the sound of your mom moaning
  McViC0 0 97: oh fuck
  DarkEternal37: havent heard it in so long
  McViC0 0 97: i messed up
  DarkEternal37: I FUCKING HATE YOU
  McViC0 0 97: lol
  McViC0 0 97: it slipped i swear
  DarkEternal37: you lasted fucking 23 SECONDS
  DarkEternal37: i hope you last longer in bed
  DarkEternal37: for my moms sake


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908170
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847840
text:
  [madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on
  bullshit mouse aim at guy not where hes runnign crap fuckoff
  cunt lick my balls 99% miss rate guys 2 metres away with a
  perfect head shot and misses fuckoff game


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847892
text:
  <bleepstreet> i have 2 dvd drives showing up in my computer
  but i only have 1
  <bleepstreet> how do i delete one of them?
  <NE|Strand`WAGr> maybe it had babys?
  <bleepstreet> then how do i abort teh baby?
  <eyesore> coat hanger and draino


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847946
text:
  <iMike> I am so horny, but matteo won't have sex with me
  anymore.
  <matteo> That's because of you having that affair with that
  cow.
  <iMike> Which cow? The big brown and white one? Or your mom?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908171
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.847992
text:
  * OutLaniz (jalvarez05@alnkjnflkjanskdjnalk.covad.net) has
  joined #Counter-Strike
  * OutLaniz got pussy 2night!
  <OutLaniz> wewt
  <Mr`Fly> why dont you get some friends to so you dont have to
  join irc channels and tell them.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848128
text:
  <CptPlanet> i wish it was still legal to buy black people
  because i'd have six of them follow me around at all times
  just acting cool.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908172
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848229
text:
  <+lax> i feel like an asshole
  <+lax> at lunch we couldnt decide if this person was a girl or
  boy
  <+lax> i said it was a girl
  <+lax> and so we all chipped in a dollar
  <+lax> and someone went over and asked
  <+lax> and she started crying


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848329
text:
  <Spooky> HOLY FUCK
  <Spooky> Send her my way when your done
  <Anton> will do
  <Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that
  <Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908173
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848376
text:
  HiTtHiS2002 : i'd drive by with all the neons on... and guys
  everywhere in a 1/4 mile radius would run to the nearest
  bathroom to nut one
  BeHeMoTh101 : who needs a bathroom
  BeHeMoTh101 : that's why god invented pants


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848433
text:
  <Faight> Reproduction is stupid.
  <AndrewLB> You want sex, don't you?
  <Faight> I have a 6 year old brother.
  <Faight> He's an annoying little bastard, but I love him.
  <Faight> =/
  <AndrewLB> That was quite possibly THE most disturbing answer
  you could give.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848524
text:
  <ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool
  acomplish?
  <sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908174
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848587
text:
  <Meyowith> 875 sparks one piston does
  <Meyowith> on a v8
  <Meyowith> doing 7000rpms
  <CrazySpence> pfft
  <CrazySpence> my hard drive does more RPM than that
  <CrazySpence> lol
  <Meyowith> but how much torque does your harddrive have
  <Meyowith> :P
  <nataku> more than a HONDA
  <Meyowith> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848637
text:
  <pork>  GAS THE JEWS
  <Kristy> thats horrible
  <Kosta> See Kristy, you just misspelled "honorable" again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848687
text:
  <PJ> Ok
  <PJ> let me get this straight...
  <PJ> Your pregnant wife shoved speed down your throat during
  sex?
  <Covert22-UNS> Yup pretty much


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908175
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848756
text:
  <smearedink> what's your SAT score?
  <|nevermind|> smearedink: 1930
  <smearedink> are you serious?!?!?!?!
  <smearedink> dude
  <smearedink> fuck no
  <smearedink> i hate this
  <smearedink> all the dumb people try to act smart
  <smearedink> and all the smart people try to act dumb
  <|nevermind|> smearedink: welcome to IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908176
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848798
text:
  Bkblood: Im such an idiot.  There was a quote on bash of
  someone asking a stupid question and i looked for 30 minutes
  trying to reply to it :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908176
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848855
text:
  <The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I
  mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his
  bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the
  Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the
  sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips
  "Thanks for the tips!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908176
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.848906
text:
  (killjoy) adora; still. women have things like continous
  orgasm, multiple orgasms, etc etc... i'm sure something's
  bound to trigger.
  (Adora) not if you're good
  (Adora) i mean, really good. If you had teh skillz.
  (killjoy) i'd rather give her a multiple orgasm then one big
  one ;p
  (mibi-drunk-on-life) id settle for a light moan
  (Adora) i suppose you could kill a hour or so with some (now
  legal) texan buttsex and master/slave play...
  (mibi-drunk-on-life) adora can i pm you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908177
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849000
text:
  <iMike> what excuse do you use when you skip school
  <c-rOCK> say you have a fat migraine
  <c-rOCK> and cant see straight
  <Guilty> Speaking of fat and not straight, wheres D1


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908178
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849172
text:
  <buggler> nataria you sex machine
  <Nataria> buggler im not a sex machine...
  <buggler> you're not? prove you're not
  <PubiclyRelated> ;p; yeh
  <PubiclyRelated> prove it lol
  <Nataria> roflmao
  <Nataria> how can i be a sex machine if i havent had sex? O:D
  <Nataria> ha i winnnn :D
  <buggler> it's like having a cooking machine that hasn't been
  used, doesn't make it any less a machine
  <Nataria> rofl
  <buggler> you don't win, you lose. My rebuttal is second to
  none
  <Nataria> so im a sex machine waiting to be turned on?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849214
text:
  (@Wheelman56) 37.  What does the average person do
  approximately 15 times a day?
  (@Wheelman56) Answer: _____
  (@]D2D[Scratch) masturbate
  (+ep`andro`shower) masturbate
  (+TD|Canuckistan) masturbate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908179
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849258
text:
  (eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex?
  (metalfrog) yeah
  (metalfrog) he lives with my ex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849404
text:
  <mikebeauc> man, there's a hot chick in the Java Lab..
  <flawed> mikebeauc: go ask her "miss, are you lost?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908180
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849452
text:
  <%quickman> i cant remember these chinese names for my history
  test
  <%quickman> they were probably just named by their parents
  throwing a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908181
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849550
text:
  <MogKnight> I need a button that makes me go forward in time
  <@Ushi> They have that.
  <@Ushi> It's called liqour.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849641
text:
  (doggie^): i would type that word, but i cant spell it
  (doggie^): the one about getting pleasure from other people's
  misery
  (slippy^): anal sex?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849689
text:
  <Scire> Yeah well I haven't been IRCing much lately
  <E-vangelist> Scire: finally figured out you could masturbate
  with your other hand, eh?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908182
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849790
text:
  <unchellmatt> I work for a police station.
  <unchellmatt> s'fun.
  <enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div
  <goatasaur> enaz: you will someday


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849840
text:
  <morphine_monkey> dude, my hair is getting so long
  <spaceman_spiff> sweet, pretty soon it'll get as long as your
  penis
  <morphine_monkey> STFU, my hair is longer than an inch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849886
text:
  <Ryk> one of my favourite passtimes spotting boobjob scars.
  <Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908183
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.849947
text:
  <RoboGum> mmmm, porn
  <doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn
  <RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and
  loose the gut
  <doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!
  <RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then
  <RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850000
text:
  <@Ocean-Saurian> But you know... I realized somthing last
  night
  <@Ocean-Saurian> I realized you could buy trophies, and all
  these years I have been trying to do sports


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850051
text:
  <TigerSun> check this out people, I saw someone's greet line
  on a bot today that
  says "In God We Trust, everyone else get yourself an X.500
  certificate"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850103
text:
  Anonymous-san: okay so there's these two strings, right
  Anonymous-san: They walk into a bar
  Anonymous-san: The first string says
  Anonymous-san: Hello, I'd like a rum and
  cokerhe7954454gh2kjn.,.43>>[][]21?24
  Anonymous-san: The second string says
  Anonymous-san: You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not
  null-terminated


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908184
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850154
text:
  Dan: we went to "the store" in our lunch break today
  Dan: there was this shop with the sign "coffee corn" above it
  Dan: it was meant to be 2 different signs but it looked like
  one
  Dan: and this girl that was with us asked "WTF is coffee corn"
  Dan: then later we walked around the other side and the other
  part of the sign said "nuts juice"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908185
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850197
text:
  (saboteur) whoa cool
  (saboteur) disco lights in bitchx
  (saboteur) /disco
  úúú signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908185
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850239
text:
  Archpo: Ok, I m stealing that.
  Drmn: haha
  *** Auto-response from Archpo: rm * /dev/bladder; cat /dev/
  fridge | grep food
  Drmn: trouble with that is remembering to treat /dev/fridge as
  a FIFO and not a block device
  Drmn: *contemplates 3 day old pizza vs. 2 day old indian food*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908185
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850287
text:
  <Richard> i just got possibly the gayest email ever
  <Richard> $mp3(Lolly - Micky,3m17s).rand
  <Yates> well you managed to pick out possibly the gayest song
  to go with it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908186
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850395
text:
  <Ac|D> i said send it to me on cd
  <Ac|D> not over irc
  <voltstfu> dicksuckin' tramp. no im not sending you a 38meg
  file via australia post
  <Ac|D> fillup the cd with other shit then
  <voltstfu> i have not much of interest
  <voltstfu> unless you've never seen a german shepherd do a
  woman missionary style
  <Ac|D> haha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908186
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850599
text:
  <Nichole> my sister is giving birth on thursday. Drug baby.
  Apparently CPS is going to contact me to take him.
  <Azalea> Ahhhhhhhh
  <keith> what kind of drugs?
  <keith> a baby full of drugs could be worth something
  <Nichole> heroin, Oxy, meth
  <Nichole> mostly heroin
  <keith> expensive baby!
  <blaxthos> so... your sister will be free this weekend?
  <Nichole> yep have at it
  <assfetish> i got this mental image of a baby shaped pinata
  full of drugs being broken at some wall street party
  <Nichole> she's in prison
  <Nichole> she makes me feel very normal
  <latras> you are very normal ;)
  <keith> shes still getting heroin, oxy and meth in prison?
  <blaxthos> is she imprisoned because of baby ?
  <keith> yeah id say your pretty normal
  <Nichole> keith: she's on methadone now
  <blaxthos> i think having babies should be a crime
  <keith> procreating is definitely a crime
  <Nichole> she's imprisoned because she broke parole, child
  endangerment (from first daughter), and drug related charges,
  and being on the run
  <Azalea> That is a shitty situation
  <assfetish> are you gonna take the baby?
  <Nichole> i dont know
  <keith> azalea needs another kid i hear
  <assfetish> i have a friend who wants a kid real bad
  <blaxthos> if you are on irc and you can't figure out how to
  unload a kid, you're doing it wrong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850650
text:
  <Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she
  started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97
  today and we don't know where the hell she is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850690
text:
  TX Luder : dude
  TX Luder : i just had a genius idea
  TX Luder : m&ms frozen in ice cubes
  TX Luder : just think of it man
  TX Luder : your sucking on ice
  TX Luder : then WHAM
  TX Luder : m&m


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908187
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850791
text:
  <Advocate> n00bface, in other words, die a virgin?
  <n00bface> id rather just think of hot 50 year old fat virgin
  bosses
  <n00bface> yes, i said hot fat.
  <Advocate> ......................
  <Advocate> Chubbychaser
  <n00bface> at least i can catch them
  <Fubar\anime> rofl
  <Advocate> ...
  <Advocate> rofl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908188
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850848
text:
  <Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself
  <Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels
  <Raven> all by myself
  <Raven> that was all during one summer
  <Raven> i was 12
  <skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world
  and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven?
  <panda> is that why european's can't dress?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.850992
text:
  <PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the
  pain of staring at text
  <S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain
  away of pointing and clicking ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851047
text:
  <crax> my son get an ibook from school. 5th grade.
  <Pothead> he doesn't deserve an ibook
  <Pothead> give him an iBinder like we used to have
  <Pothead> and an iPencil
  <Pothead> and an iLunchpail with Spiderman on it like I used
  to have
  <z1g-work> did you play with your iFriends
  <Pothead> iDidn't have any


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851091
text:
  <Goldath> I just made a sammach with enough meat to kill a
  large bird
  <Goldath> Oh wait, it did
  <Goldath> Hahaha, stupid turkey


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908189
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851163
text:
  <@X-G> makes you wonder ...
  <@X-G> why a penguin?
  <@X-G> who invented tux?
  <@X-G> and how did it become the linux symbol?
  <@elver> there's a long story behind it...
  <@elver> Torvalds loves penguins, one of them once bit him too
  at a zoo
  <@elver> and that's basically it
  <@X-G> story. too. long. can't. stay. awake.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908190
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851230
text:
  <fatmanippo> i watch hentai for the story
  <fatmanippo> hentais are hilarious
  <KingTaco> a samurai who sucks at everything but sex goes on a
  quest to have sex with sex ninjas so he can gain treasure for
  his clan XD
  <KingTaco> ingenious plotline XD
  <Konis> ... "sex ninjas"
  <Pruin> my my, this world certainly lacks sex ninjas
  <StormGrass> imagine how it'd be like if we DID have any...mm
  <Pruin> any hot chicks here wanna dress up like a ninja and
  fuck my (and/or others) brains out?
  * StormGrass nearly grows a stiffy
  <airwaffle> if sexual frustration was harnessable energy, this
  channel could power the US


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908190
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851277
text:
  <Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue> My dad once said that we should just
  combine Hanukah, Groundhog Day and Easter.  We spin the
  dreidl, and if it lands on "Nun" Jesus has to stay on the
  cross for 6 more weeks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908190
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851334
text:
  <NerdyScientist7> Okay, I'm taking a survey, want to be in it?
  <bigone> sure
  <NerdyScientist7> Here's the question: How stupid are you?
  <bigone> what do u mean
  <NerdyScientist7> Thanks for your input.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851383
text:
  <Lifeforce> way to make your kids afraid that you'll catch
  them looking at porn- if you do, start beating off next to
  them without explanation or even talking.
  <Seppel> LF is gonna be divorced fast.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851438
text:
  <|Chris> i know i'm killing more quotes than i should
  <|Chris> just due to the fact that i'm not finding a whole lot
  of things funny due to my current situation in life
  <|Chris> i'm so sad...she took the gamecube man
  <|Chris> the fucking gamecube


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908191
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851501
text:
  <Rangsk> I still remember trying to read from a floppy in
  dos... with no floppy in
  <Rangsk> I was always too scared to press "fail" cause I
  thought it would ruin my floppy drive
  <Artanis> lol
  <Rangsk> so I had to scramble for a floppy
  <Veldhar[GD]> lol
  <Rangsk> then type a
  <Veldhar[GD]> reminds me of one of my friends, a LONG time
  ago, when he knew nothing at comps or so, rebooted his comp
  each time he wanted to go back at C:> because he didn't knew
  "cd .."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908192
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851595
text:
  <HardlyJW> anyone know how to change an ip?
  <lysip> yes
  <lysip> clone your mac
  <HardlyJW> ?
  <HardlyJW> i have windows...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908192
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851651
text:
  <Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh
  <Boogieman> oops, uhh, wrong channel
  <Status> LOL!!
  <Boogieman> forget you ever saw that
  <Status> Gee, now would be a great time to take that new
  screenshot...
  * Boogieman glances around nervously
  <Asmodi> rofl, boogieman, what cha doin?
  <Boogieman> certainly not trying to have permiscuous sex with
  cyber strangers, thats for sure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851748
text:
  <FindUrFire> how old are you rad,alone?
  <SUPER--RAD> i'm 22 years old alone & with others i'm still 22


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851795
text:
  (SpAc3d) i hate when [movie groups] release shitty quality
  stuff like TS and Cam's
  (SpAc3d) its a fuckin waste of space
  (mistical) like Hannibal *upsidedown cam* *real* *subtitled*
  *in japanesse*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851842
text:
  <Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I
  wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908193
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851893
text:
  <ZWeirdVT> how's life?
  <BubFISHi> it's ok for a fiber filled oat square covered in
  cinnamin, but personally, I prefer Frosted Flakes... why do
  you ask?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.851951
text:
  <Ak0> fuckin hell
  <Ak0> am i the only person who has these probs with ofp
  <GUZZA> the short answer whould be 'yes'
  <GUZZA> the long answer would be
  'yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852020
text:
  <Volt9000> Grog is where it's at
  <AL9000> Yar!
  <Volt9000> Do you mock me?
  <AL9000> No, I'm agreeing with you
  <Volt9000> LIAR! You mock me with your pirate attitude!
  <Volt9000> I'll make you WALK TEH PLAKN!!!!11
  <AL9000> ONLY IF I GET TO SWAB YUOR POOP DECKS!!!1
  * AL9000 yanks off Volt's pants
  <AL9000> YAARRR! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908194
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852063
text:
  grosslack: Hell is a place of everlasting damnation and fire.
  locokamil: Your belief system is thermodynamically unsound.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852117
text:
  <gage> i drank a beer in the shower today
  <christ> dude, you drank a beer in the shower?
  <gage> i sho did
  <gage> cold beer + hot shower = good
  <christ> dude, this is what state OPs is in, we don't have
  time to drink a
  beer like normal people anymore


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852165
text:
  <@Raeven0> What's the difference between array $_GET and array
  $_REQUEST
  <+Matrixfan> one is polite


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852212
text:
  <@Ryu> I remember when I was watching a porn on a tape I
  received from my friend, and I start wacking off to the
  lesbians on the TV... Then all of a sudden right when I was
  about to cum, the tape stopped and it was TeleTubbies on the
  TV instead. I cummed, and I cried.... i'm not joking.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908195
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852275
text:
  <BlakeyFox> it's kinda cloudy 'round these parts
  <BlakeyFox> good lord, I'm typing in TEXAN!
  <BlakeyFox> nasty dialect, it is
  <Laila> Now you're typing in Yoda.
  <Reiz0r> Texan yoda


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852327
text:
  <Prtygrrl> what does OMG mean?
  <gi> Oh my god.
  <Prtygrrl> well escuse me for being a little newbie, mr.
  oh-im-so-1337.
  <gi> What?
  <Prtygrrl> you know, you dont have to be so mean. i hope you
  fall and hurt yourself reallyreally bad.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852377
text:
  <Kin68ling>   :-pd-:
  <Kin68ling> two girls making out
  <sadoomed> how do u know its not 2 men?
  <Kin68ling> because i still have some faith left in the world


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908196
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852427
text:
  <+Genome> the next version of mirc should support 3D
  visualisation plugins like winamp
  <%Yukanojo> wtf would you visualize with mIRC?
  <+Kumaneko> text rate?
  <+Genome> FAGS PER SECOND


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852473
text:
  <randolph> damn .. those girls wont stop me from msging @
  face-pic
  * randolph ignored www.face-pic.com/wickedgurl21
  <randolph> hehehehehehe
  * wickedgurl21 slaps randolph around a bit with a large trout


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852586
text:
  <myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we
  hear... i probally just ignored it
  <Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that
  <myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on
  that topic.
  <Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys
  <Joshua> *appologies?
  <Joshua> soemthing like that
  <Joshua> fuck it
  <Joshua> i'm an american
  <Joshua> i don't have to spell


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908197
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852643
text:
  <@_aa_> I need more friends
  <@_aa_> good ones
  <@_aa_> instead of bad friends
  <@_aa_> but I guess there's no such thing as bad friends
  <biVulate> aa: join a fraternity :P
  <@_aa_> I said friends not people who will super glue my penis
  to a milk crate when I'm asleep


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852694
text:
  <floop> now... a 22mp camera?  i'm stoked.
  <irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you?
  It'd be cheaper and smaller.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852746
text:
  <Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
  <bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment,
  then discards it and drives into walls


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908198
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852798
text:
  <AhrT> i had a gf that would make me sniff her Fillet O' Fish
  everytime we went to Maccas coz she reckoned it smelle like
  smoo too
  <AhrT> and now i can't even order one without crackin' a fat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852908
text:
  <dsif0r> that lil clip dude
  <dsif0r> that microsoft uses
  <dsif0r> he rules.
  <quish> ...
  <quish> no he doesnt
  <quish> he's annoying as hell
  <dsif0r> yes he does
  <dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
  <dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
  <dsif0r> and hes only there to help.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908199
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.852952
text:
  cardrealmsk8: i made it to 2nd base today
  Nck Tracy: nice.
  Nck Tracy: I made it to third, but there was no one else with
  me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853051
text:
  <Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
  <SourMilkisBad> scan it!
  <SourMilkisBad> who's enron?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908200
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853154
text:
  <tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
  <Ouroboros> Ok.
  <tag> |    .
  <Ouroboros> .    |
  <tag> |  .
  <Ouroboros>    . |
  <tag> | .
  <Ouroboros>      | .
  <Ouroboros> Whoops


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908201
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853345
text:
  <iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
  <DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
  <D1> in comic book form


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908202
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853395
text:
  <Tseng> Look what i got @ Email :!
  <Tseng> "Every time you download warez, God kills a
  programmer, please think about the programmers"
  <Tseng> Shit then
  * Tseng is AFK,  Leeching Warez


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908202
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853448
text:
  <Virus_the_snafu> What is it with Nazis and burning things?
  <Virus_the_snafu> What do you do with Books?--Burn Them! What
  do you do with Jews?--Burn Them! What do you do with Disabled
  People?--Burn Them! And Now Homeless?--Hey why not Burn Them!
  <Kel> I think it had to do with the German's primitive state
  of mind.. "hey look! I made fire! lets put it on things and
  see what happens!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908202
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853511
text:
  <cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would
  generate.
  <loophole> I don't know
  <loophole> but
  <loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated
  <loophole> all over the inside of it
  <cinnabar> uh...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908202
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853727
text:
  <Shempo> ...do I have to set the drive to
  like...master..slave..blahblahblahb...o.O
  <ShadowRage> slave
  <ShadowRage> look at the jumpers on it
  <ShadowRage> there will either be an M or an S, or just mater
  or slave
  <ShadowRage> pop the jumpter on slave
  <ShadowRage> jumper*
  <ShadowRage> if it's the primary hd, then master
  <Shempo> Well...Rawr..
  <Shempo> I plugged the bitch im
  <Shempo> in8
  <Shempo> in*
  <Shempo> it rawred at me
  <Shempo> CLIIIKC CLICKCLIIICCK
  <Shempo> ..now what?
  <ShadowRage> access the bios
  <ShadowRage> (either escape, f1 or delete when your computer
  first powers on)
  <Shempo> yea..
  <Shempo> and?
  <ShadowRage> what kinda BIOS do you have?
  <Shempo> dunno
  <ShadowRage> this is on an older machine?
  <Shempo> 1 year
  <ShadowRage> hmmm
  <ShadowRage> ok, are you in the bios?
  <Shempo> ..no
  <Shempo> That'd require restarting.
  <ShadowRage> ... you added this HD with the computer on?!
  <Shempo> >.>
  <Shempo> <.<
  <Shempo> :D
  <ShadowRage> ..on your current machine?
  <ShadowRage> right now?
  <Shempo> o.o
  <ShadowRage>
  .....................................................
  <Shempo> Run?
  <ShadowRage> lowkey: give me the learnin' stick.
  <Shempo> ...
  <Shempo> :(
  <Shempo> The 2x4?
  * ShadowRage smacks Shempo with a 2 by 4
  <Shempo> :(
  <Shempo> Yea...dumb mistake..
  <ShadowRage> ....you seriously plugged it in with the machine
  ON?!
  <Shempo> Possibly harmful?
  <ShadowRage> ......
  <ShadowRage> yes
  <ShadowRage> very
  <Shempo> o.o
  <ShadowRage> ..it's a surprise your computer didnt explode and
  kill you in the process.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908203
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853784
text:
  <Trivzor-Bot>  oth.247. Category:If you live in the northern
  hemisphere, Polaris, the North Star, can be found be looking
  in which direction?
  <Trivzor-Bot>  1st Hint: *****   Question Value : 18 Points
  <PCG-Digipak> north
  <Trivzor-Bot>  YES, PCG-Digipak!!!  got the answer ->  north
  <-  in  9.564  secs, and gets  18  Points


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908204
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853888
text:
  *In private*
  <KaaLee> Well, he hasn't said a thing while I've been in here.
  <CommanderStab> He must be idling or something. I'll draw him
  out. Just watch!!

  *In the chat room*
  [22:10:33] <CommanderStab> Hey guys
  [22:11:17] <D-BOY> Fuck off stabb nobody wants to fucking hear
  what you have to say

  *In private*
  <CommanderStab> Ta-daaa!! Less than a minute!! That's gotta be
  a record!!!!!!
  <KaaLee> Your skills of annoyance are above us all


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908205
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.853951
text:
  <JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the
  CD.  It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the
  CD to free me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908205
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854039
text:
  <jesus_X> Back in high school, I was fueding with this
  football phag, because I boinked his sister, then broke up
  with her. In the middle of english class, he starts making
  noises calling me gay, fag, etc.
  <jesus_X> So, after 15 minutes of it, and him not listening to
  the teacher to shut up, I got him good.
  <jesus_X> I turned around, looked him dead in the eye, and
  said:
  <jesus_X> You didn't have any complaints last night!
  <jesus_X> He NEVER spoke to me again.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908205
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854127
text:
  <Bugaboo> So I was in the halls today, some jerk yells "I
  wanna fuck your dad"
  <Bugaboo> I shout back "hes dead"
  <Bugaboo> moment of ackward silence, as they think of what to
  do
  <Bugaboo> It made up for all the grief I had at killing the
  old guy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854207
text:
  <Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of
  hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of
  penis for a girl.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854286
text:
  * %James|AFK kicks Cruise in the balls..... WAKE UP >.<
  <foamy> hah
  <bootsector> LOL
  <bootsector> What a nice way to wake someone up!
  <SilentDragz> I've woken up before with my 9 year old cousin's
  face about an inch away from mine
  <SilentDragz> wait
  <SilentDragz> my face, not balls
  <SilentDragz> that sounded so wrong
  <%James|AFK> lmao
  <foamy> freek


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908206
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854338
text:
  <ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys.
  <ultraman_jlh> Later.
  <Fnord> Why are you eating guys?
  <ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like bitchy food.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854432
text:
  <konik> First of all let me say that Mac zealots should be
  rounded up into cattle cars, gassed to death and incinerated
  to make certain there is no remaining genetic material that
  might infect the rest of the gene pool.
  <pixagen> amen
  <pixagen> there is a guy at work who always tells people that
  their system would never fail, be slow, freeze, or cause
  stress if it was a Mac
  <pixagen> i tried to stab him but he is nimble and spry
  <natx> tell him i love him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854485
text:
  <Aura> oh my god
  <Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials
  <Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy
  <Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails
  <Aura> going into a diaper
  <SkyCriesX> thats canada for you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908207
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854540
text:
  <drdink> hey
  <drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap?
  <xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908208
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854610
text:
  <@dos622> apparntly back in the 70s they called cock tube
  steak
  <AppleRuly> ahh
  <@dos622> but in the 50s tube steak was hot dog
  <@dos622> as in the food
  <AppleRuly> my grandma was rofl
  <@dos622> what?
  <AppleRuly> i told her the tube steak thing and she goes
  "you're dirty"
  <AppleRuly> i just said do you like tube steak
  <AppleRuly> and she goes "you're dirty"
  <@dos622> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908208
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854669
text:
  <mceel>What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout?
  <Big G>Idk what?
  <mceel>Boyscouts come back from camp.
  <Big G>Thats a very touchy subject. My great grandpa died in a
  concentration camp.
  <mceel>Oh I'm sorry
  <Big G>He was shooting jews and fell of the guard tower.
  <mceel>.-.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908208
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854720
text:
  <tRonz0r> I'm $4 poorer, 1 bandanna richer and I still don't
  look like a pirate
  <tRonz0r> yarrrrrr, tis a sad day.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908208
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854819
text:
  <heheheoppsomglolz133t> ok if you're going to hunt fellow dorm
  members to feed on, would you get a girl, fuck her then eat
  her?  My friend wouldn't b/c he'd feel like she'd be tainted
  <lrrl> Gotta add the cream  filling
  <lrrl> everyone knows that
  <XX01XX> I don't think I'd be comfortable with having sex with
  something I planned on eating
  <lrrl> XX01XX trust me it tastes better that way
  <XX01XX> it's a perversion of the predator-prey relationship
  <XX01XX> either be a sexual predator or a regular one.
  <XX01XX> or at least wait 45 minutes between roles
  <lrrl> how about 31 and you kill them first?
  <XX01XX> oh... well, if they're already dead, that's
  different... then you're just tenderizing the meat
  <lrrl> now you tell me....solves all my problems then
  <heheheoppsomglolz133t> he won't even do it with a condom,
  says the smell would taint it
  <XX01XX> (nonoxynol-9 on your steak)--
  <XX01XX> if it's dead you don't even have to use the vagina...
  there are probably other newly created holes to be used


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854896
text:
  <CLIP3r> PLease can anybody help me how can I unpack this?
  mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz
  <stuu> CLIP3r: tar only works on versions of mysql earlier
  than 2.01.15 i think theres another command though, i'm not
  sure
  <Apollo-> stuu: So, tar doesn't work on any tar files that
  have mysql in the filename?
  <stuu> Apollo-: as long as the version number isn't higher
  than what i speacified it should be fine
  <Apollo-> stuu: I see
  <Apollo-> stuu: DO you have clue why tar wouldn't untar a file
  called mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz? what if I just
  named the file this and it was really something else?
  <stuu> Apollo-: it examines the binary information stored in
  the files boot sector
  <Apollo-> stuu: the tar file has a boot sector?
  <Apollo-> stuu: So, I can boot to it?
  <stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, well no tar uses it to boot
  <Apollo-> stuu: Wow...you're full of knowledge, I had not clue
  tar had to go through a boot process to be able to work
  <stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, thats just the start


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908209
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.854959
text:
  <Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or
  "yogurt slinger"
  <nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for
  'dick'.
  * Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?
  <nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.
  <nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse
  cannon".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855057
text:
  <IICV> This is freaky.
  <IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me.
  <JeremiahSmith> He wants you.
  <IICV> He wants my grapes.
  <JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855104
text:
  <Killrbyte> I hate faggots.  They stole our word.
  <Killrbyte> Gay used to mean you were happy.  Now it means you
  have a sore ass.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908210
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855195
text:
  moonman137: (she has no clue)
  moonman137: (does putting it in these not let her see it?)
  waymon04: (i think so)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908211
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855288
text:
  <eViL_fOoTwEaR> Now. Do you know what nickserv is?
  <slsc83jvc03> nickserv is somthing that is mean to people for
  no reason


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908211
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855339
text:
  <Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again
  <_berserk> so did I
  <_berserk> got any dance techniques?
  * DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855391
text:
  <kisa> GET DRESSES, WE'RE LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES!!!
  <Stalker> WHERE are you going?
  <kisa> DRESSED, DRESSED DAMMIT!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855486
text:
  <lanken> suppose I have a file tree, and I want to move all
  the leaves to the root of the tree
  <infernal_jesus> lanken: shake tree -h


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855547
text:
  <cjj> DUDE! remember that uber fine hunnie 5'4 110 pounds
  hazel eyes c cup i told you about?
  <Bi0hazard> the chick who got naked?
  <cjj> no no :)  that is kayli! im talking about "vanessa" well
  she turned out to be uber nasty! 5'4 210 pounds !!! im done
  meeting girls off the internet!
  <cjj> i had to like run to the milkshake shop and lead a trail
  of shakes away from my house
  <cjj> than i made a quick gettaway in the car and left her ass
  like 5 miles from her home
  <cjj> grrr brb kayli just called :P  maybe i wont retire from
  this net pimping just yet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908212
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855598
text:
  <sev0> remember in school?
  <sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage
  can?
  <sev0> 20 years later, ircops.
  <sev0> do the math


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855649
text:
  <inetd_> so many people at work are homophobic
  <inetd_> so i'm gonna ask random peoples "if you were on a bus
  full of gay guys, would you get off?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855693
text:
  *** Now talking in #bible
  <Synial> Have you ever wondered what JESUS looks like without
  his skimpy loincloth? WITH advanced technology, we have made a
  realistic image of the full Jesus!  Is he hung like his dad?
  FIND OUT NOW! FREE XXX PICTURES!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908213
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855748
text:
  <jwbozzy> drwiii: are you going to Bohagers for Mardi Gras?
  <drwiii> no.
  <jwbozzy> me either
  <drwiii> excellent.
  <jwbozzy> they are, however, filming girls gone wild there
  <drwiii> no is swahili for yes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855801
text:
  <@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina
  <@crystalis> I'd keep stuff in it
  <@crystalis> like car keys and stuff


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855864
text:
  <Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from
  school
  <Stacey> i want you to make fun of him
  <Stacey> i have to run from him everyday
  <Stacey> not friend
  <Stacey> no no no
  <Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show
  off his dos commands
  <Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a
  life...fucking type format C: before i kill you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855941
text:
  <TXTerron> wanna know whats geeky?
  <Jennifer> hmm?
  <TXTerron> I'm driving down the road
  <Jennifer> I drove down the road today too...
  <Jennifer> Wait, You mean you're on irc in your truck?
  <TXTerron> yeah, using my wireless card
  <Jennifer> ^___^
  <Jennifer> Jason, is that safe?
  <TXTerron> na, i just type with one hand while I'm driving and
  halfway watch the road, its cool, dont worry
  <Jennifer> You're good with typing with one hand?
  <TXTerron> shaddup :D
  <TXTerron> FUCK
  <TXTerron> i just rear ended a lady
  <TXTerron> brb :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908214
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.855987
text:
  <pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups
  beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got
  plugged in somewhere else


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908215
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856136
text:
  <Reedy> man im lame
  <Reedy> i was walking around the city tonight
  <Reedy> looking at the signs and billboards etc
  <Reedy> street lights, traffic lights
  <Reedy> and im like "pfft, doom3 has way better lighting than
  this shit"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908216
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856190
text:
  <RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek?
  <Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin,
  I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere!
  <RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908216
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856237
text:
  <ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and
  may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are
  over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908216
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856287
text:
  <TheDarkOfKnight> When I was a seinor in high school we had to
  make a video and had to have blood packs. The best blood packs
  are made from condoms.
  <TheDarkOfKnight> We had the following on the checkout
  counter: 1 Box of Trojan Magnum condoms, 2 Bottles of Corn
  oil, 4 Bottles of red food color, 2 Super 8 video cassettes
  and 1 Roll of duct tape.
  <TheDarkOfKnight> I have never before gotten weirder looks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908216
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856356
text:
  <Volt|sleep> lemme give you an idea of how nerdy engineering
  is
  <Volt|sleep> im in a lab today
  <Volt|sleep> and two guys are arguing over something
  <Volt|sleep> and it's gettign pretty heated
  <Volt|sleep> and one guy says "Yo you wanna fight?!"
  <Volt|sleep> and the other is like "yeah man! where at?"
  <Volt|sleep> and the first guy says
  <Volt|sleep> "Starcraft" "Oh you play starcraft?" "Yeah, bring
  it on"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856408
text:
  < envoy> One of the biggest reasons we change our clocks to
  Daylight Saving Time (DST) is that it saves energy.
  < envoy> how do they figure we save energy? lol
  * Flimflam shrugs
  < Flimflam> it's the USA :P
  < Flimflam> they can justify anything, it seems :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856455
text:
  <JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop
  dead?
  <Jumper> is this a trick question ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908217
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856512
text:
  <AimBot|Sleep> guys this is insane
  <AimBot|Sleep> i have spent 14 hours on one drawing
  <rambo> what is it a drawing of?
  <AimBot|Sleep> a hallway
  <AimBot|Sleep> booooooooooooring
  <AimBot|Sleep> 14 mouther fucking hours
  <rambo> why does it take you 14 hours to draw a drawing of a
  hallway?
  <Captain_Ron> thats more time than ive spent drawing my entire
  life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856570
text:
  *** Cav has left #rice
  *** Cav has joined #rice
  <Cav> whoops
  <Cav> wtf did i click then
  <Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...
  <Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856673
text:
  *** ProgrammerX (Elimist@AC8E2C7E.ipt.aol.com) has joined #
  vgmusic
  <ProgrammerX> Hey, anyone in here want to cyber with a male?
  <TriforceOfMusic> ?
  <TriforceOfMusic> what do you mean?
  <ProgrammerX> Cyber.
  <TriforceOfMusic> ...?
  <ProgrammerX> You know....cyber sex? sex over the internet?
  <Shosuro-chan> jesus fucking christ, who advertized this place
  to an AOL chatroom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908218
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856749
text:
  <plaz`> The highest I've got the linux servers at work to is
  ~70 days.
  <plaz`> The NT server got to 112 days.
  <plaz`> This irks me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856812
text:
  <smileygirl> you say
  <^haploid^> Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very
  close to composing complete sentences. I applaud you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856860
text:
  aphextron > Friends are highly overrated.
  aphextron > Have you ever once masturbated with a friend?
  aphextron > I should hope not, unless it s a girl friend
  aphextron > but if that were the case you wouldn t be reading
  this


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856914
text:
  <tiger_YAMATO> hey V, do u believe in karma?
  <V.A.> karma? yeah
  <tiger_YAMATO> really?
  <V.A.> totally
  <V.A.> its just like science, you know, every action has a
  reaction, but in this case, regardless whether its opposite or
  not.
  <tiger_YAMATO> ok, well in that case...
  V.A. was banned from the channel by tiger_YAMATO(you called me
  a fag yesterday).


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908219
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.856970
text:
  [00:55] <enntee> i'm about to go to seven eleven and i'm gonna
  hit
  on the clerk
  [00:55] <enntee> even if she looks like ass
  [01:00] <enntee> off i go
  [01:11] <enntee> damn. she was too ugly.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908220
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857017
text:
  <Adrxelna> Besides, I can't go directly to sleep after playing
  a game. My heart beat goes WAY up when playing AO or AC or
  DAoC or EQ


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908220
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857067
text:
  <daenonok> "it's advised that, after removing new crest white
  strips&#8482; you find three complete strangers, and give them
  oral sex, to get the taste of hydrogen peroxide out of your
  mouth"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908220
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857114
text:
  <f3nce> did you hear that marvin gaye was shot by his father?
  +[8|:
  <wayfinder> some parents cant deal with their kids being gaye


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857175
text:
  <Caldavien> omg I think Im gonna puke
  <Mdar> ??
  <Caldavien> I was browsing bash.org
  <Caldavien> and some one said some thing about this
  "tubgirl.jpg"
  <Caldavien> and I did a search
  <Mdar> you did a google for tubgirl?
  <Caldavien> yes
  <Caldavien> it was bad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857283
text:
  <Rabbitoh> hehe 2 years ago I went to Fox Studios in Sydney
  where they held the annual 'sexpo' and there was a chick
  demonstrating a way in which to make a caste of ones genitals
  using a fast drying seaweed based liquid to the groin. she was
  on stage standing like a bow legged cowboy, slapping the stuff
  on her axe mark beneath her skirt. mmm classy. she then said
  it'd be great for guys to carry the replica pussy in their
  pockets to play with.. yeahh.. ok lol
  <punkrockgirl> you know what else is classy? using the phrase
  "axe mark"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908221
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857333
text:
  <iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
  <iMike> id see your penis
  <iMike> it was great
  <iMike> i mean disgusting.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857386
text:
  <Carter> Periods rock
  <Carter> It's the only time you have enough blood to cover
  yourself in warpaint unpainfully
  <Carter> you can recreate Braveheart with red!
  <DireWolf> Sorry you two, but the idea of a bunch of lesbian
  feminist bitches on their periods re-enacting BraveHeart is
  enough to make all the men on the face of the earth curl up in
  a fetal position and await death.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857441
text:
  <kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to
  tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
  <kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
  <kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
  <MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection
  reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908222
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857486
text:
  Kris: Happy Pi Day!
  Dean: I don't celebrate pi day, but rather pi approximation
  day on july 22nd or 7/22


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857538
text:
  <eps> i never thought i would jack off to richard simons
  <denver> jesus
  <denver> you jack off to richard simons?
  <Ch0p> thats sick...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857593
text:
  <Siidu> what died, the hdd?
  <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> FUCKING CHRIST!
  <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> yeah
  <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> some complicated core shit
  <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> brought it down faster than a fat
  chick falling down a stairwell


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857640
text:
  <Defister> you guys seen that video of the girl shooting live
  eels out her ass and having another jap girl eat them?
  <Monga> The japanese like sushi WAY too much.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908223
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857704
text:
  * MouLDY_LLaMa is now known as JohnnyDepIsCrap
  <JohnnyDepIsCrap> :
  <I_Am_Great> you spelt it worn
  <I_Am_Great> g
  <I_Am_Great> *worng
  <JohnnyDepIsCrap> i know
  <I_Am_Great> *wrtong
  <I_Am_Great> *wrong
  <I_Am_Great> damn
  <JohnnyDepIsCrap> hahaha
  <I_Am_Great> talk about spelling thing worng
  <I_Am_Great> fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908224
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857795
text:
  BUMKEI: wanna go to the republican national convention
  sKratch: pony it
  BUMKEI: yea
  BUMKEI: assassinate bush
  sKratch: fbi gonna get you
  BUMKEI: naw
  BUMKEI: ill just hand him a bag of pretzels


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908224
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857847
text:
  <Grimmel> STICKING YOUR PENIS INTO ANOTHER DUDES ASS IS
  DISGUSTING
  <Grimmel> UNLESS ITS MARDOM
  <Mardom> what?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857901
text:
  <Supachikn> redhat is the ms of linux distros
  <Supachikn> make everything pretty, dont worry about
  functionality
  <pont> my penis is the slackware of penis
  <pont> :D
  <pont> Hard and stable
  <Supachikn> and fits inside one cd?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.857951
text:
  <anarch> whats graphic about it?
  <anarch> just a dead guy
  <anarch> not like the pics i saw of bali where they were
  picking up body parts
  <Bell_of_Ygg> and eating them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858008
text:
  <Kai> I like big xc,jhagjhrrss and I cannot lie.
  <Ben-San> You other brothers can't deny when a fhgargh walks
  in with an itty bitty SLAJCHSAFGBG and a big typo in your
  face.. :P
  <Kai> You get gfdhgfj and you wanna pull up gfyifu because you
  notice that xc,jhagjhrrss was djhfdjhf.
  <Ben-San> This leads to the eternal question: what rhymes with
  djhfdjhf?
  <H_Cuz> gjhfdjhf.
  <Kai> bjhfbjhf?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908225
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858051
text:
  BornDead: my dick says straight but it doesnt mean i love the
  pussy!
  BornDead: wait..
  BornDead: no
  BornDead: other way around
  BornDead: OTHER WAY
  G13LinK: . . .
  G13LinK: I wish there were some tool to measure the amount of
  respect I lose in you every time you say something...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858104
text:
  <Taerom> "On tonight's headlines, Tony The Tiger is arrested
  for sexual assault. He would not comment on the charges,
  except to say: It's rrrrrrrrrrrrape!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908226
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858196
text:
  <RapidX> Hey, was wondering... when buying a fan.. how do you
  determine if the fan is a fan that blows in air or blows out?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908227
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858317
text:
  *** bluntonio is now known as bluntplane
  <bluntplane> i have the worst goddamn neighbor on this plane
  <bluntplane> dude keeps scratching his fungus-infected foot
  and shit
  <bluntplane> and his balls
  <bluntplane> and then touches his face
  <bluntplane> has his legs crossed so his shoeless-foot is
  dangerously close to my leg (wearing shorts)
  <bluntplane> i'm about to tell him if his foot touches me
  again we're going to have a problem
  <bluntplane> in civil disobedience protest i am attempting to
  fart a lot
  <bluntplane> he is so fucking nasty
  <bluntplane> i want to stab him in the throat
  <bluntplane> a lot
  <bluntplane> as in, i both want a lot to stab him in the
  throat
  <bluntplane> and i would like to stab him in the throat a lot
  <bluntplane> i would also be okay if he died of aids
  <bluntplane> or anything else other than a plane crash
  <bluntplane> but most especially by a stab to the throat
  <bluntplane> stab(s)
  <bluntplane> oh and he is now picking his nose
  <bluntplane> oh fuck me
  <bluntplane> here is the crown jewel
  <bluntplane> dude just went into the bathroom in his socks
  <bluntplane> THIS NASTY MOTHERFUCKER
  <bluntplane> I HOPE YOU DIE
  <bluntplane> i would piss in this guy's face if i could
  <bluntplane> i would piss in his wife
  <bluntplane> YEA KEEP PICKING THAT FUCKER AND WIPING ON YOUR
  PANTS
  <bluntplane> MAYBE YOU WILL FIND SOME SHAME UP IN THERE
  <bluntplane> if i murder this fuck, will you guys kick in for
  bail ?
  <bluntplane> also, is "he needed killing" a valid defense ?
  <bluntplane> and finally, if I murder him on the plane while
  in the air, what state has jurisdiction ?
  *** Signoff: bluntplane (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  <spook> Federal
  <nordberg> so.. is bluntonio in jail?
  <nordberg> cause...  I'll totally chip for bail


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908227
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858367
text:
  <NuttO> "Spammers are those morally challenged induhviduals
  and organisations that steal resources, hijack mailservers and
  trample over every Term of Service and Acceptable Use Policy
  that stands in their way in their quest to dump unsollicitated
  mail into your mailbox." http://216.127.43.94/angel/img/dp/
  dp0001.jpg
  <NuttO> I like how somebody who draws angels fucking each
  other is morally outraged by spammers.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908227
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858429
text:
  <ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn
  <ckx> one time i was jerking off to this channel
  <ckx> 102
  <ckx> and like then i realized it was two guys
  <ckx> cuz 102 was a gay channel
  <ckx> 101 was the good hardcore porn
  <HomerJ> HAW
  <ckx> but by then i was already into it
  <ckx> so i didn't change it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908227
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858490
text:
  <Blum> I was with a girl once and she pointed and laughed. She
  said "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with THAT?"
  <Blum> I said "Me"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908228
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858541
text:
  <Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip
  <Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip
  <Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908230
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858632
text:
  * Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By
  Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay
  Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858683
text:
  <wizards23> anyone get the game madden 2003 from k-mart like
  me ?
  <drunkers> dont ever say that out loud
  <wizards23> what that i got madden?
  <drunkers> no that you shop at k-mart


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908231
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858778
text:
  <@Shai`tan> Know what the best part of pirated software is?
  <@Shai`tan> the cool songs that play in the cracking programs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.858837
text:
  <Yoshio> OMG
  <Yoshio> MY FIREWALL
  <Yoshio> IS BLOCKING
  <Yoshio> PORN!!
  <`Bloodlust> lmao
  <Yoshio> ahh much better..
  <Yoshio> although i am looking at tubgirl.
  <Yoshio> ewww.
  <Yoshio> that so cant be real


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859018
text:
  <TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST!
  <PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally
  amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what
  you originally had
  <gIbBeR> lol
  <geoffh> taxes?
  <PitDroid> taxes are dumb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908232
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859066
text:
  <\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like
  they enjoy it in porn
  <\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859215
text:
  <TonyD> wtf is wrong with ztnet?
  <Pr3ttyF1y> tonyd: blame lev
  <TonyD> i already did, it didn't help


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908233
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859277
text:
  *** Martin has joined #Lostones
  <Martin> word
  <roy> indeed
  <roy> but the question is
  <roy> WHICH word?
  <roy> her word?
  <roy> My word?
  <roy> HIS WORD?
  <roy> it all depends...
  <roy> on whose word.
  *** Martin has quit IRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859333
text:
  <crikket> spyware is stuff that looks at where you go on the
  net and tells some market research group
  <strangefour> hmm, market research now know I go to japanese
  websites that have scantily clad drawings of green haired
  women with glasses
  <crikket> next year that's what'll be advertizing pepsi
  <crikket> thanks alot s4


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859378
text:
  <ph03n1x> Didnt Ray Charles die right before [Ray] came out?
  That would suck if he never even got to see it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859426
text:
  * maria pokes lisa
  * maria pokes steven
  * maria pokes dana
  * dana deflates
  <maria> hmm
  * dana pbfbpfpbpfbf's around the room
  * maria connects dana to an air pump
  * dana recomposes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908234
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859477
text:
  <fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun
  and the euro one
  <smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859528
text:
  <Bushka|W0rkzo0rz> so i ditched her didnt answer her calls etc
  <Bushka|W0rkzo0rz> and she totally brushed me
  <Bushka|W0rkzo0rz> and hooked up with my mate
  <joop`> so you fucked him to make her jealous?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859578
text:
  <baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every
  KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to
  install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have..
  what do i do?
  <Epesh> get those files


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859638
text:
  <RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time
  of your life)
  (live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p |
  Size:58.1mb]
  <hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =)
  RyanRony> are u 56k
  <hyp3r> yeah =)
  <RyanRony> eek, heh
  <RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast
  <hyp3r> no
  <RyanRony> oh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908235
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859685
text:
  <Simofett> Frosty. There's three way to do it, the right way,
  the wrong way.. And the Simofett way, which is the wrong way,
  but Faster.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859786
text:
  * Lemieux doesnt do the menage-a-trois thing
  <Lemieux> at least... not if there's 2 women involved
  <skidd> so you're a multiple input woman?
  * Lemieux is not a porn star
  <JayByrd> you don't have to be a porn star
  <JayByrd> dirties across the land are getting it at both ends,
  as we speak


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908236
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859828
text:
  Flared Oblivion: Do you play MS?
  knucklehead800: MapleStory?
  Flared Oblivion: Yes
  knucklehead800: Never heard of it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859924
text:
  <IronCurtain> I can talk to two people on the internet at the
  same time
  <Shoryu> DAMN D00D your l337


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908237
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.859975
text:
  <DefToanz> I hate ugly girls with big tits...because you want
  to squeeze their tits, but don't want the rest of the body
  thats attatched to them
  <NEGRO> thats why paper bags are one of the single best
  invintions ever.
  <DefToanz> I prefer plastic...that way she dies and you have a
  couple days to enjoy them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860075
text:
  <who> i can't watch brokeback mountain for the same reason i
  can't watch horror movies
  <who> i would scream "HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!" in the middle
  of the theater


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860118
text:
  (XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by
  side
  (XBL-im): into my room
  (XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic
  field that send the transmition into the air
  (XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up
  (XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport*
  (XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem
  (XBL-im): and they found me
  (XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it
  works
  (XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable
  (XBL-im): lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908238
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860159
text:
  [topic changed [ @lelesan [ Attention IRC Users: No one
  fucking cares what mp3 you are listening to ]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860303
text:
  (driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
  (crystalize) whats her nick?
  (driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
  (driz) because we're jewish, etc.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860358
text:
  <chris> aaaaah this class never ends
  <chris> i'm bringing headphones next class
  <chris> and a zip dick full of oggs
  <chris> er...
  <chris> zip disk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908239
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860470
text:
  * @baafie creams over AngelPHiSH
  <@AngelPHiSH> o_O
  * @AngelPHiSH wipes up
  <@james> that's parksie's job O_o
  <@AngelPHiSH> a little warning next time please
  * @james hides
  * @AngelPHiSH slaps james gently
  <@AngelPHiSH> also:  repeatedly
  <@james> :(
  <@james> ;P
  <@AngelPHiSH> wah now you made me think about parksie again >.
  <
  * @AngelPHiSH snivels in her corner
  <@AngelPHiSH> im so aloooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeee
  <%Lioness> wahh wahh :oP
  <%Lioness> Quit being emo
  <@AngelPHiSH> sob sob
  <%Lioness> It's been.....over 2 months for me.
  <@AngelPHiSH> i cant help being emo!
  <%Lioness> And I've still got 4 weeks to go.
  <@AngelPHiSH> yes but YOU DONT FEEL PAIN LIKE I DO
  <@baafie> That's because she doesn't do anal.
  <@AngelPHiSH> O_O
  <@baafie> ;P
  <%Lioness> lollers
  <@AngelPHiSH> wtf
  <@a-arse[away]> lollerNOTFUNNEY
  <@a-arse[away]> -e
  <@AngelPHiSH> wtfwtfwtf
  <@AngelPHiSH> i..
  <@AngelPHiSH> O_O
  <@AngelPHiSH> from cream to anal.. IN ONE EASY CONVERSATION!
  <@AngelPHiSH> Just add baafie
  <@baafie> ^_^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860520
text:
  <jonathans> this fettucine is so thick i thought for a second
  i was eating noodles and semen
  <jonathans> its not very salty, though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908240
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860567
text:
  <Petr> I was at work and I drove by a group of Amish people in
  an electric cart full of computer equipment. I've never been
  given such an evil eye by so many people at once before.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908241
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860718
text:
  <|shark|> if a guy took a home pregnancy test
  <|shark|> and it turned out positive
  <|shark|> what does that mean?
  <Merl> shark.. go see a doctor man ;-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908241
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860808
text:
  <NickBlasta> i always dream and then wake up and i was like
  woah was that real
  <NickBlasta> like the matrix
  <isajeep> which pill did you take?
  <NickBlasta> the hard pill
  <isajeep> lol  knew you'd say that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908241
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860855
text:
  <RamonG> where are hash tables stored when you create
  <fuzion-work> plz refrain from using any sort of drug related
  words in here


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860907
text:
  <zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who
  aren't sleeping
  with me, honestly.
  <HomeySan:#sgi> but she's hog-tied on a VAX and holding a
  Grant Continuity
  card in her teeth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.860957
text:
  <Philly_B> <--------->
  <Philly_B> hmm...
  <Philly_B> the set of all real numbers
  (*michael) The set of all real numbers, now only $99.99! Order
  now and get a complimentary imaginary number commemorative
  plate free with your order.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861010
text:
  <   Milenko> im so bored..
  <@ALGORYTHM> get a job
  <   Milenko> i have a job
  <   Milenko> Im in the army kid
  <   Milenko> im on leave because i got shot in the ass during
  basic training :-/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861057
text:
  <Chad> Seriously, I should kick your nuts so hard that they
  shoot to the roof of your mouth
  <Chad> That should be a familiar taste for you!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861111
text:
  <Terror> So, on one of the last days of school we had an
  assembly in memorial of some guy that graduated from my school
  that was a gunner on a Humvee and was killed by shrapnel from
  a roadside bomb in Iraq
  <Terror> And when we go back to class, the teacher was asking
  us what we got out of the service
  <Terror> and one kid said "I learned not be the the gunner on
  a Humvee"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861163
text:
  <Arwen`> maybe she hates clubs because she's ugly.
  <jasong> maybe she hates clubs because she's a seal


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861210
text:
  <Bowstring> Notice how people always associate mental people
  with carrying knives? If they were really mental they'd try to
  stab people with a hoover or something.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908244
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861263
text:
  <Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at
  work today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way
  <Insane-Lark> sure
  <Dan`> ?
  <Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client and wrote "K THX BYE" on
  the bottom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908244
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861316
text:
  <Shaun> Dammit help me with my maths homework!  Can x²+x be
  simplified any further?
  <Mike> Nope
  <Shaun> Yeah well your mammas fat ugly and looks like a man!
  <Mike> That can be simplified however
  <Mike> Just say your mamma is a double for Pavaorati


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861402
text:
  (+Apoc`) u wont believe what happened.
  (@povo) what?
  (+Apoc`) i copied a speech from the net
  (+Apoc`) didnt read it at all
  (+Apoc`) until i read it in class
  (+Apoc`) it full had swearin n shit in it
  (+Apoc`) like
  (+Apoc`) eating cunt and suckin cock
  (@povo) you actually read the swear words?
  (+Apoc`) yer man
  (+Apoc`) :s
  (@povo) owned


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861450
text:
  <gas> games are getting too confusing now.  what ever happened
  to click and shoot.  now the key board doesn't have enough
  buttons to give command, have to use combos like ctrl + shift
  + right click + masturbate  = move forward.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861492
text:
  (zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from
  being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861544
text:
  <Rx> I am eating hot dogs that have little bits of cheese
  inside the frankfurter
  <Rx> It is amazing.
  <Rx> I am sure this must be an american invention
  <Rx> but it's like a man who ejaculates cream cheese is having
  sex in my mouth with a beautiful pork woman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861601
text:
  <KeeperX> i have my time machine built into a '67 el camino
  <TrueBlue> The front is like a car!
  <TrueBlue> The back is like a truck!
  <TrueBlue> The front is where we sit!
  <TrueBlue> The back is where we... EL CAMINO!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861661
text:
  <Bulbareon> Avalanche prevention goggles.
  <Bulbareon> Battery powered battery charger.
  <Bulbareon> Braille Drivers' Manual
  <FlareonAtma> helicoptor ejection seat
  <FlareonAtma> submarine screen window
  <FlareonAtma> iMac
  <Bulbareon> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861712
text:
  <Nano> Is it "cheating" or wrong to mastubate over another
  chick when your married?
  <Syco> thats like asking is it rape if they smile?
  <Nano> wtf... no its not :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861764
text:
  <phreakinb> 1876: At the Centennial Exposition in
  Philadelphia, America's first 100-year birthday bash, fair
  goers visit the Turkish Hashish Exposition and toke up in
  order to enhance their fair experience.
  <`WarpKat> it's nice to know that my parents weren't the only
  stoners from the past


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861810
text:
  (PowrSlave) how r things?
  (DAMMiT_) good
  (DAMMiT_) well
  (DAMMiT_) except for the fact that my 88 GT just got blown
  away by a Beetle with
  a license plate labeled "KIWI"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861855
text:
  (jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to
  pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though
  watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car
  batteries.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861957
text:
  <Arky> im a repeat stupid
  <Arky> haha funnily enough..i didn't mean to type stupid :/ i
  meant to type student...i guess we can see why im repeating
  now can't we....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.861999
text:
  Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ...
  and the
  only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
  -- Wernher von Braun


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862069
text:
  <amped> f7 then :D
  <Pockets> lol
  <Pockets> yup
  <amped> heh
  <Pockets> bye bye cruiser :P
  <amped> a3?
  <Pockets> miss
  <Pockets> i3
  <VanJeans> there's something very sad about IRC battleships :/
  <Pockets> yeah ur in the middle of it biartch! :D
  <amped> miss, a4
  <Pockets> sunk :/
  <amped> woo!
  <VanJeans> ...sad ... very sad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862138
text:
  <Warokii> i got home this morning at 9am after driving all
  night hauling animal feed from wentachee
  <Warokii> and all i wanted to do was sleep
  <Warokii> so i slept
  <Warokii> and i had 1 hour of sleep in me when somebody
  started ringing the door bell
  <Warokii> and wouldnt quit
  <Warokii> and i was rightously peeeved for havin my sleep
  disturbed
  <Warokii> i answered the door with an half assed mind and
  thinking it was that tupperware saleswoman who kept coming to
  my block to sell plastic
  <Warokii> and i gave the woman a piece of my mind in the most
  nasty way
  <WillZ> and?
  <Warokii> .... turns out it was my mom.
  <kyokki> LOL! that's not good
  <Warokii> i think im off her will :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862201
text:
  <Apocalypse> So I was at work and decided to entertain myself,
  everyone else went out to lunch and I was by myself
  <Apocalypse> Pron was 1st on the list, so I start surfing the
  internet, following links to various sites, and after 5
  minutes or so I decided to stop
  <Apocalypse> By then I had 30 or so screens opened up, all
  maximised, and while I'm closing them one by one (admiring the
  pics one last time) I hear a door open nearby and turn around
  to look, and I kept clicking
  <Apocalypse> Unfortunately, my mouse must have moved a little,
  because when I turned back I realised I was clicking on the
  "print" button instead, over and over and over :/
  <Apocalypse> And to make things worse, things get printed
  downstairs in a special room, then get brought up to us to
  make things more conveniant
  <Apocalypse> In brief, in 10 minutes time I have to see the
  boss and explain why I decided to print out 10 or so full page
  pictures of two girls fingering each other on the floor :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862250
text:
  <CofeeVint> how do i d/l ?
  <Konno_Asami> type "/quit i love you" without quotes
  y2kenjination has Quit iRC (i love you)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908250
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862495
text:
  (@Aircraftkiller) I want a drum of oil
  (@Aircraftkiller) They're only like $50 I think, full barrel
  of oil
  (@Aircraftkiller) I just want the barrel of oil
  (@Aircraftkiller) Then
  (@Aircraftkiller) When someone comes over, and asks you "hey
  dude, is that a drum of oil? Real oil?" You can say "Yeah.
  Where's YOUR oil?"
  (@Aircraftkiller) Because real men own oil.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862633
text:
  <Jedisar> Moleculor: Now you see the world through my eyes.
  <Moleculor> No. Because that would leave two gaping holes in
  your head.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862679
text:
  robuofw: my roommate has been gone since friday night
  robuofw: and I have no idea where he is
  cyateon: do you think he's alive
  robuofw: I hope so
  robuofw: rent is due tomorrow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862739
text:
  <no_soul> did you know the testes on blue whales weigh like
  400 pounds?
  <no_soul> thats a hefty sack
  <ecoli> my god.
  <no_soul> just a little fun fact for you all
  <ecoli> them is some big nuts
  <ecoli> did you know that the blue whale's penis is 11 feet
  long?
  <no_soul> i bet the shoot loads like a fuckin cruise missle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862787
text:
  * Evil-PR-Director changes topic to 'IRC - Where the men are
  men, the women are men, and anyone under 18 has a .gov ident.'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862836
text:
  <@Megaman> All your base are belong to us
  * Arrow sets mode: +b *!*Donnyku@*
  * Megaman was kicked by Arrow (That joke is now 2 years, 6
  months, 8 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 8 seconds old. Let it
  die.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908253
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862890
text:
  <jamesi> paperwork is teh suck
  <jamesi> i'm 27 years old, using the words 'teh suck'.  I
  should be ashamed of myself, and yet, i'll probably use those
  words in combination again sometime in the next 3 hours


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908253
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862939
text:
  <Hawaiian_Pig> that reminds me... if i ever get the chance to
  write something on a bomb, it'd have to be an ascii wang.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908253
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.862986
text:
  <Sock_Monkee> woot, the hot checkout girl at the market was
  checking me out again today
  <OceanWave_> of course she was checking you out, you were in
  the fucking supermarket line!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863059
text:
  <Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to
  fuck her.
  <Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man.
  <Potato> So I just don't try.
  <Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man.
  <Potato> I mean, c'mon.
  <Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black.  Like Shaftzilla.
  <memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong?
  <Potato> Yes.
  <Potato> Yes he did.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863113
text:
  <jen14> *sigh* for my first real question of the night -
  anyone here run linux on a tablet?
  * OldMonk ran it on a viagra once... wasn't so good, couldn't
  kill any processes at all.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863158
text:
  <DJDevil-San> i currently have no CDBurner/copier/etc....and
  is it possible to download the drivers and stuff and my CD
  drive becomes one?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863212
text:
  <NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special
  consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?'
  <NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863309
text:
  <uberclops> they brought new printers to our work
  <uberclops> it's awesome because they're not the size of the
  titanic and don't require a degree in mechanical engineering
  to change the toner


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863368
text:
  <zshzn> the other day my programming teacher said
  "Richaaaard....I have a technical problem"
  <zshzn> I looked over to see that his tower was gone. just not
  there.
  <zshzn> how that happened, I don't know
  <zshzn> about four of us went and stood around his desk in
  quiet confusion
  <zshzn> one of them was like 'at least you still have a
  mouse...'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908257
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863434
text:
  <+ChubZee> i was watching telly this morning before i went to
  work
  <+ChubZee> and there was a discussion on about a charity that
  deals with teenage pregnancy
  <+ChubZee> which is a huge problem in the uk
  <+FCN|M0rlock> i can imagine
  <+ChubZee> and they're advocating anal sex as a form of
  contraception
  <+ChubZee> (which i'm all for)
  <+ChubZee> and their tag line is "one up the bum and you won't
  be a mum"
  <+ChubZee> i was almost dying laughing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908257
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863498
text:
  <misogynic> Senor: tell me, is your mother still attractive?
  <SenorWeird> for someone her age, I'd say so.
  <misogynic> Can I have her number?
  <SenorWeird> (305)867-5309
  <misogynic> :D!
  <misogynic> What's her name?
  <SenorWeird> Jenny
  <misogynic> Is that her honest number?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863607
text:
  <Diablo-D3> I think I will go to bed
  <Diablo-D3> Nothing else to do anymore but sleep
  <Diablo-D3> besides working on software
  * Diablo-D3 hates working on software, anyhow
  * Diablo-D3 sighs
  (---about 10 minutes pause---)
  <Diablo-D3> yay, everyone ignores me
  <RichiH> you are sleeping
  <RichiH> you don't exist any more
  <RichiH> you just dream that you are in front of your box and
  irc
  <RichiH> in truth you are being raped by giant snails


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863658
text:
  marksydneyshaw: I haven't been at school since 1981
  ChristianOtte87: No, you're old.
  marksydneyshaw: Yes I was19 then!
  ChristianOtte87: Damn.
  marksydneyshaw: But I'm really just a big kid, as Legion said,
  who still reads comics!
  ChristianOtte87: No, you're pretty much an old guy living in
  denial.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863843
text:
  <Costilled> "Try our new pepperoni pizza!"
  <Costilled> and I'm left thinking
  <Costilled> what's so new about it?
  <Costilled> so I kick the guy in the throat
  <Costilled> and take his wallet
  <Mystech> o.o out
  <Mystech> Or ouch
  <Mystech> depending on how weirdly my brain is functioning
  tonight.
  * karass has joined #jack
  <Costilled> and then there was deer
  <Costilled> don't get me started on deer
  <karass> i wont
  <karass> sorry i brought it up
  <Costilled> but the pizza was hand tossed
  <Costilled> the cook could have tossed off in the dough and we
  wouldn't know
  <Mystech> Well like didn't you watch him make the dough, too?
  <Costilled> He was kneading the dough as only a hooter girl
  could understand
  <Costilled> you know if they drop the dough while tossing it,
  your pizza is free
  <Mystech> Wow, man, that's deep.
  <Costilled> Did you know
  <Costilled> you can no longer get a pitcher of soda at pizza
  hut
  <Costilled> ?
  <karass> *gasp*
  <Costilled> your refills are free
  <karass> ive never gotten a pitcher of soda at pizza hut, so i
  dont think im terribly put off by the bad news
  <Costilled> they just don't want you hording the soda
  <Mystech> hehe
  <Costilled> the glasses are rediculously small however
  <Mystech> Arizona is the state of free refills.
  <Mystech> all refills are free.
  <Costilled> A smurf would get caught by his knickers if he
  decided to go for a swim
  <Mystech> uhhhhh. . . huh?
  <Costilled> and remember, it's never polite to place your tip
  to the server by aiming coins into his buttcrack
  <Mystech> O.o  It's not polite for your server's buttcrack to
  be showing.
  <Costilled> I didn't care
  <Costilled> I was tipping him with the money I got from the
  guy I kicked in the throat
  <Costilled> nevermind the fact that it was canadian
  <Costilled> the money that is, not the buttcrack
  <Mystech> Them canadians are infultrating out society.
  <karass> apparently the new 20 is going to be peach colored
  <Mystech> have you seen the new twenty dollar bills?
  <Mystech> They are colored!
  <mulefoot> They're peachy :)
  <Mystech> Just like canadian funny-money!
  <karass> i hear thats because they are made of human flesh
  <Costilled> yes
  <mulefoot> Soylent greenbacks?
  <Costilled> soylent cash
  <Mystech> By gadzer!
  <Costilled> eeeevil
  <Costilled> I must unshare my brainwave with you
  * Costilled takes his brain out of the DMZ
  <mulefoot> Its just a harmonic...here file on one one of your
  fillings.
  <Costilled> I have no fillings
  <Costilled> I'm crest's bitch
  <mulefoot> In that case we're going to have to change the
  shape of your brain cavity. I'm going to need a power drill
  and an M-80.
  <Costilled> scope flavored
  <Costilled> the currency of the UK is multicolor
  <Costilled> and also scratch and sniff
  <Costilled> scratch it and it smells british


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863904
text:
  <GPF> i have your ip i will get my friend to hack you
  ahahahahah
  <CommanderStab> Muahaha you have fallen into my evil trap, do
  you know what IP stands for?!
  <CommanderStab> I stands for "Internet Police" and if you try
  to hack into it you will be arrested by the Internet Police!!!
  <GPF> thats not true
  <GPF> is it??
  <GPF> shit i better tell my friend not to hack into the other
  ips i gave him
  -!- GPF gpf@vw-18934.iinet.net.au has left #lobby
  <CommanderStab> Stupidity - the ONLY effective anti-hacker
  method.
  <tryon> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.863970
text:
  <cygnus> oi
  <cygnus> in windows
  <cygnus> what it mean
  <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
  <Sephiroth> means it is shared
  <Sephiroth> across your network
  <cygnus> how did you know that
  <cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
  <cygnus> or something
  <cygnus> like
  <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864069
text:
  gentoogod: omg dude
  gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
  gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma
  they faced today
  siral21: what was it
  gentoogod: ok before i say this
  gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
  gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a
  big mac for her
  gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had
  bacon one without
  gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
  gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that
  wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want
  bacon has bacon on his
  gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop
  laughing
  gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat,
  thinking maybe shes drunk
  gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and
  repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they
  didnt get the order they wanted


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864161
text:
  <sollen> binary sex: I'll put my 1 in your 0, left-shift
  untill I overflow and your be left just saying
  ooooooooooooooo!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864212
text:
  <Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com.
  <Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/
  index.html
  <American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot
  <AirsickMoth> some american.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864270
text:
  <Tsunemori> I could barely kept myself awake during the
  lecture....... but here I am......
  <Serajadeyn> what lecture was it?
  <Tsunemori> Introductory lectures to teh various subjects
  we'll be taking
  *** Shadowcon (~Shadowcon@12-230-182-225.client.attbi.com) has
  joined #mtartanddrawing
  <Tsunemori> Three people went for one hour each, but this last
  guy did it all in 10 minutes. I love him
  <Tsunemori> I think Shadow will misunderstand what I'm saying.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864319
text:
  <yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise
  <yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres
  a shotty


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864366
text:
  <Foobar> hah the FBI is probably monitoring us
  <Foobar> BOMB BUILDINGS PLANES BOMBS HIJACK HIJACK BOMBS OSAMA
  BIN LADEN TERRORIST
  *** Foobar has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908262
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864512
text:
  <Ak> Today, a blind man who was begging for change addressed
  me as I walked past.
  <Ak> I gave him a quarter, and he said "thank you kind sir"
  <Ak> then, he asked me what time it was, so out of habit, i
  held up my watch.
  <Ak> He said, "11:56? Thanks buddy."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908262
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864558
text:
  <K|O|G|I> -- boss just gave me a list of things to do...
  <K|O|G|I> #2) service computers (clean, oil, etc)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908262
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864603
text:
  onkeybutt87: I saw more tonight then I've seen in the past
  fifteen years of my life
  onkeybutt87: I saw several girls in their bras
  onkeybutt87: (and, yes, they knew I was there)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864676
text:
  <WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs
  <Cowboy_LapDog> is "sit on my face" part of that?
  <Cowboy_LapDog> hmmn
  <Tankd> I was tryin to decode that too.
  <WSBN-DannyBoy> STFU YSMFs
  <WSBN-DannyBoy> Monkey is part of it
  <Cowboy_LapDog> sit the fuck on my and your faces?
  <Cowboy_LapDog> you sick monkey fucks?
  <Cowboy_LapDog> sexy monkey fuckers?
  <Cowboy_LapDog> wait i have one
  <Cowboy_LapDog> FYYFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFF !@# FFF
  <Cowboy_LapDog> "fuck" is a part of it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864768
text:
  <Suriko> I HAVE DONE IT
  <Suriko> I HAVE BEATEN THE CLAW MACHINE
  <Suriko> I HAVE BURNT ITS FIELDS, AND HEARD THE LAMENTATIONS
  OF ITS WOMEN
  <Suriko> I got a teddy bear and a Shrek donkey <3


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864827
text:
  <l0> allright, it's official: i live in a world of retards
  <l0> the guy sitting next to me didn't know the answer on the
  completion test
  <l0> so he wrote in "i am retartet"
  <l0> the teacher wrote back "no shid"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864895
text:
  <_Godless_> other night, was fucking hella drunk
  <_Godless_> next day I'm thirsty and I see a cup and I'm
  thinking alright. I got that before I went to bed last night.
  Water on
  <_Godless_> well the first sip tasted funny, like it was
  watered down really bitter beer
  <_Godless_> then the second time I started thinking wtf, did I
  drop a fucking tylenol in it when I was hungover in the
  morning
  <_Godless_> well I finaly decide to get up and change the
  water .. that's when I notice the nice yellow hue
  <ravnus> rofl
  <_Godless_> I just hope it was mine >_<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.864938
text:
  TrivBaby: QUESTION:  1992 - what did the church of england
  allow women to become?
  catman1229: men
  destinatas: priests
  destinatas: clergy
  ZaDaRoN: members
  LmRiVaRaT: sluts
  QuarkSoupXYZ: pregnanat
  LmRiVaRaT: bitches
  destinatas: queens
  LmRiVaRaT: hoes
  ZaDaRoN: divorced
  LmRiVaRaT: whores
  dbcpool: voters


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865061
text:
  <Desiree> my room is clean!
  <Junpei> mine... is far from clean
  <Junpei> but i have a chai smoothie
  <Junpei> so everything is oooooooooooook
  <Desiree> neet
  <p00p> chai smoothie?
  <Junpei> yup
  <p00p> WTF?
  <p00p> why do you crackers steal everything from us?
  <p00p> first it's our music
  <p00p> now it's our food
  <Junpei> i didnt steal anything from a pile of poop, thanks
  <p00p> yes, but you stole it from my peoples
  <p00p> =P
  <p00p> and WTF is up with this "Punjabi MC - Beware of the
  Boys"???
  <p00p> just because they couldn't pronounce that shit they had
  to translate it
  <Junpei> and who exactly are you people
  <p00p> it didn't even have Punjabi MC in it, it was just a
  remix by that tosser Jay Z
  <Junpei> i didnt know poop orginated from india
  <p00p> Indians
  <p00p> did I ever say that?
  <Junpei> well, you are poop
  <p00p> your tiptoeing around everything else i said
  p00p (asdfsdaf@firc-1691C69E.ipt.aol.com) is now known as
  Siddartha
  <Junpei> and besides the chai i get wasnt stolen from anyone,
  its actually made in india and imported here
  <Junpei> so how am i stealing
  <Siddartha> your stealing a part of my culture
  <Siddartha> and being a poser
  <Siddartha> by trying to be "hip" and "ethnic"
  <Junpei> im not trying to be hip or ethnic
  <Junpei> i just fucking like chai
  <Junpei> get off my nuts
  <Junpei> and stop trying to pull the oppressed kid from
  another country act, get over it
  <Junpei> thats like me saying YOU USE AMERICA ONLINE YOU
  CULTURE STEALING BASTARD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865158
text:
  <xohs-busy> WE WILL TRADE OUR SONS
  -Ragga- tr*de is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched
  ...
  <xohs-busy> doc-brown, heh, that's an exageration
  -Ragga- r*tio is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865217
text:
  <Eir|food> Y'know, Taco Bell's "Think Outside The Bun" seems
  perfect for a hilarious anti-gay slogan.
  <Eir|food> "Don't put your meat between buns!  Get it in a
  taco instead!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865319
text:
  <wangsta`> goddamnit
  <wangsta`> im gonna end up being that guy on tv that used the
  Date Rape drug to get with some prom queen
  <Juste> Good for you~
  <wangsta`> thats bad
  <Juste> Use femcream while you;re at it :?P
  <wangsta`> i want sex, but i dont want it from inmates


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908266
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865364
text:
  <jusque> neva let a girl give you head with gum in her mouth
  it hurts when you have to take gum outta youre pubes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908266
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865424
text:
  === Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet
  <eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY
  SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO
  GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW
  MY CONTRACT
  <MetalJoe> problem?
  <eltawater> you could say that
  <MetalJoe> heh
  <eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now,
  otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything
  <genie_> damn those irc subscription fees


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865545
text:
  <URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm
  <element> oh fancy pants with a palm
  <URinsane> HANDSPRING VISOR EDGE BIZATCH
  <element> do you keep your bitchs digits on there
  <URinsane> hell yea
  <element> do you stylus them in at bars
  <URinsane> i whip that shit out
  <element> HOLD ON I CANT FIND MY STYLUS
  <element> DONT LEAVE
  <element> ARE YOU SOBERING UP
  <element> ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER
  <element> JUST DONT LEAVE
  <URinsane> pfft plz when u have as sexy of a pda as me you
  dont need to buy them drinks
  <element> yeah thats just wasted money for them to find out
  you are a nerd and not sleep with you anyway
  <element> now you have a warning device


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865600
text:
  <shok-> ha! just yesterday I was wondering why more solar
  power applications aren't being built
  <shok-> but they are in Shanghai.
  <shok-> oh communists, what won't you do?
  <Ben^> last for more than a century?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865696
text:
  <DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability
  <DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908268
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865746
text:
  <fadingboy> hmm, it just happened to come on the radio here
  that actress Cameron Diaz just gave up pork, having heard that
  a pig has the mental capacity of a three year old kid
  <BlinkingBear[dishes]> cameron diaz has the mental capacity of
  a three year old
  <flawd_> are you saying she's a pig BB?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908268
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865840
text:
  <Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like
  asian girls... what do the asian guys like?
  <etoilet> hentai


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908269
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865891
text:
  <bunnyfufu> DAMNIT
  <bunnyfufu> MY BALLS HURT
  <FlyingAttackPorcupine> stop eating them
  <bunnyfufu> if only that was possible


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908269
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.865982
text:
  (Deranged): If you're driving a hearse with a corpse in the
  back, is it ok to use the carpool lane on the highway?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866084
text:
  <AAA> i cannot lose an argument tonite
  <AAA> i just won 3 games of chess in a row
  <AAA> 3 *INTENSE* games of chess
  <Whoregasm> 3 lonely games of chess played with a bottle of
  ketchup


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866140
text:
  Kaji: "i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes
  under the catergory of unfit parent"
  Jallil d'lil 'anonen: depends on the kind of porno...if it
  were snuff yeah, but the real classy kind is okay
  Kaji: ...mmk
  Jallil d'lil 'anonen: pretend I didn't say that
  Kaji, Maelthra D' Llaren: i will..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866212
text:
  <[29th]ZueX> im gonna play ww2ol....lata
  [29th]ZueX [PusherRobo@s26.pm3.volstate.net] has quit IRC
  (Quit: Eeets got cheekan legs)
  <Buchwald> i'm gonna go play
  <Buchwald> "i hate my fucking job and it doesn't pay enough"
  <Buchwald> it's a new game where i want to kill myself from
  9-5
  <Buchwald> and then when i get home and look at the bills, i
  want to kill myself
  <Buchwald> it's a pretty realistic game
  <Buchwald> characters are kinda boring though
  <Buchwald> hm... i'm talking to myself again huh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866308
text:
  <Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this---->
  <Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's
  on call to beat the wife when the husband is away.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866358
text:
  <Rowdy> Do ppl even test this shit?
  <Rowdy> Bloody FreeBSD.  It was better when it was elite and
  there were no fucking n00bz submitting lame ports.
  <Rowdy> I may have to switch to OpenBSD, just to be snooty.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866407
text:
  <TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
  <Naoki> type /nick yournick
  *** TTX is now known as yournick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866458
text:
  <drealoth> one of the differences between a geek and a normal
  person is that, when a warrenty ends, a normal person is
  worried that it might break
  <drealoth> the geek, on the other hand, is like 'hey, I can
  take it apart now.'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866518
text:
  <[ryan]> jack i have more mariokart hours than your airline
  pilot has flight hours on flights
  <class> hours or not
  <class> ill let my shells do the talking
  <class> and your ass do the eating
  <[ryan]> in a pure race i'd own you
  <[ryan]> weapons only make things more complicated
  <class> thats like saying 'when you take the hard element out
  of the game I ROCK


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866567
text:
  <+Albator73> how I turn off away mode ?
  <@eDRoaCH-nothere> albator- you type /quit away
  *** Albator73 (Albator_7@ARouen-106-1-5-94.abo.wanadoo.fr)
  Quit (Quit: away -=SysReset 2.51=-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866622
text:
  <+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH
  <+krispy> hahaha
  <+krispy> i can't get behind any
  <+stray> the catholic church spent many years getting behind
  ME (if you know what I mean *wink*)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866670
text:
  <Claus> I sell children to old women
  <Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus
  <Isajeep> oh my god


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866721
text:
  <CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ?
  <refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866771
text:
  * unknown__ (Identdhere@06-135.101.popsite.net) has joined #
  bitchx
  <unknown__> i got a prob
  <unknown__> the time is 5:28am says bitchx, but the time is
  really 6:28am says xwindows, why is the bitchx time off?
  <Ven0m-> its day light savings
  <Ven0m-> ROFL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866822
text:
  <jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
  <jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
  <jeebus> never once moved diagonally


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866869
text:
  <Tisha> dialup boy!
  <supreemball> at least i dont have problems :)
  *** supreemball has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.866972
text:
  <Mildain> does anyone else find that they run alot faster when
  carrying a knife?
  <Vidaeus> in Real Life? Yes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908275
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867033
text:
  <dewwop> maybe i should masturbate more?
  <Sir_Frag> with 60 grit sandpaper even
  <Sir_Frag> for extra pleasure
  <skold> haha 60 grit
  <skold> talk about tearin some shit up
  <skold> your cock would be a mangled piece of dangling penis
  flesh
  <dewwop> ill just use steel wool
  <Annieland> ooh i love steel wool


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908275
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867128
text:
  Madrigal:  I have DSL
  Madrigal:  Which backwards is "LSD"
  Madrigal:  But for my sake, and the sake of being backwards,
  I'd rather get Dial.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908276
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867193
text:
  <@Gavin> if it were "lough out lough"
  <@Gavin> wtf
  <@Gavin> lough
  <@Gavin> laugh
  <@Gavin> how the hell do you spell that
  <|DaRNCaT|> loud?
  <JustM3> hehe, new word, lough, its laugh and out compiled
  into one.
  <@Gavin> damn
  <@Gavin> i smoke too much pot :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908276
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867241
text:
  <Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit
  <Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer
  <Megaglogue> no french peeps around


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908276
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867295
text:
  <[prefix]> hahahah
  <[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit
  <[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her
  brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for
  the ISP to his phone #
  <[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on
  the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and
  kicked their ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867388
text:
  <Igatona> Seriously, the biblical club at my school only plays
  minesweeper and never do anything else
  <+MegamanX2K> do they think the mines represent sin and your
  pointer is jesus


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867451
text:
  <%wgluv2hunt> I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few
  drinks.
  <%wgluv2hunt> I noticed two large women by the bar. They both
  had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from
  Ireland?"
  <%wgluv2hunt> One of them screamed, "It's Wales you idiot!"
  <%wgluv2hunt> So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry,
  are you two whales from Ireland?"
  <%wgluv2hunt> That's all I remember.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908278
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867550
text:
  <Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower
  <Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot
  <Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE
  KEYBOARD after that comment


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908278
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867612
text:
  <mrsnazz> I'm a phreaker, you know what I mean, and I flip the
  little switch on the red box
  <mrsnazz> on the redbox, on the redbox yea
  <mrsnazz> I'm to elite for my shirt, to elite for my shirt, so
  elite it hurts
  <nickr> on the pay phone, on the payphone
  <mrsnazz> yea
  <mrsnazz> i play my little tone to the payphone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867665
text:
  <Frozen-Solid> i say fuck rare, the have only made 1 game for
  GCN, and it's taken 5 years
  <agapencs> that's true...but x-box will  have some really nice
  titles in 2007


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867712
text:
  <CyberThor> HIDE THE SHIT, SHARKEY'S HERE!
  * Silkenray throws a blanket over Thor
  * CyberThor is soothed by the calming, womb-like combination
  of warm and dark


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867759
text:
  <Vigil> You know, I think I must be frequented by chapstick
  gnomes. I have no idea what they do with the fuckers, but
  they've carried off three this month.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867812
text:
  <+[GG]Kou> Wow, I was in the bathroom, reading the comic
  strips, and I came across one I liked, and so I thought "wow I
  wonder what the score on this one is" and I was expecting
  something like (894), but instead, it said "Dilbert". :(
  <+GPT> wtf is wrong with you... lol
  <hi> yeah seriously you fuckin loser who the hell reads
  dilbert


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867906
text:
  <KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story
  line needed, just cut to the fucking chase
  <KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.867959
text:
  <mpampiz> º*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ª  hack the planet ª
  ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*ºº*ª*º*
  <sta-hi> ...
  <sta-hi> no
  <sta-hi> hack it yourself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868011
text:
  <Patrick> my mom just gave me 10 more dollars
  <Patrick> i feel like saying
  <Patrick> "thanks for supporting my drinking habit mom"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868066
text:
  <DocGonzo> fuck my isp's mailservers
  <tulmad> let hte hacking commence
  <DocGonzo> i barely wanna read my own mail, much less all
  these other assdolphins' mail


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868114
text:
  <L-3-3-7>  i want to dump my gf
  <L-3-3-7>  i need to find a good way to do it
  <sparc^_>  maybe you could DoS her... or install back orifice
  on her box


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868159
text:
  <MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got
  introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im
  tired


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868214
text:
  <Jimmothi> damint
  <Jimmothi> i drew on some plastic
  <Jimmothi> then it rubbed off on my hand
  <Jimmothi> i never noticed and slept on it and now its all up
  my face and ear
  <Jimmothi> i look like a smurf gave me a facial


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868265
text:
  <MystyGlyttyr> No, had to spank the cat for crawling up on the
  gun cabinet.
  <Vennie> Next time just leave them loaded and let the problem
  solve itself
  <MystyGlyttyr> Nah, it's not my cat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868311
text:
  <cactoid> my god, the new lara croft has enormous gonzagas
  <cactoid> i wonder if she goes for overweight australian it
  professionals


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868358
text:
  Hambone on #ramen #gaydads4sons #noodles
  <blazemore> ash
  <blazemore> get out of that gay channel, now
  *** Hambone (shazam@24.gate3.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #
  ramen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868409
text:
  <kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in
  alabama
  <X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years
  ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet
  <CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868461
text:
  <stat_`> we thought about catching a duck and cocking it :P
  <Spartak> cocking
  <Spartak> you sick fucks
  <stat_`> cooking
  <stat_`> COOKING I SAY


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908285
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868508
text:
  <Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2
  minus having a large stick
  <Mad_Matte> geting kids...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908285
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868602
text:
  <opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever
  see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs
  <opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868652
text:
  <Krypto-> while you sleep and wet your bed tonight.. i'll be
  in the land of hobbits.. SO FUCK U
  * Krypto- prances off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868698
text:
  [Moe] Girl you know I like it when you climb on top
  [Moe] Love muscles feel tighter than a headlock
  [Moe] And you know I love the way you make the bed rock
  [Moe] Take me to extasy without taking Extasy
  [sp00n] You're a horrible rapper
  [+LoGo] and person


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868803
text:
  <@iretd> Problem with bash is: after reading it for like half
  an hour, you go back to irc and you don't understand the jokes
  ppl make, like "where's the punch line" and then you realize
  there's no joke, it's just back to boring old IRC
  <@dalias> actually i have that problem on bash
  <@dalias> i read a quote and i'm like "where's the punch line?
  "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868851
text:
  <Sigma> being Rod Stewart would be awesome
  <Sigma> he gets all these hot chicks
  <Sigma> the only bad thing would be that you would be Rod
  Stewart


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868897
text:
  (jmd_) %lb chameleo
  (jmd_) dead bot?
  (@seymour) read the topic. we moved.
  (jmd_) oh, goody
  (jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.868953
text:
  <MftS> Who the fuck is the one naming hurricanes?
  <MftS> They somehow manage to give them the least threatening
  names ever.
  <MftS> If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane Erin
  was coming I'd think to myself, "Erin? I could take that
  slut."
  <MftS> If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane
  Dicksmasher was approaching, I'd grab all the money in the
  house, shove it in my pockets, and get the fuck out of there.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869005
text:
  <BoriS> so, it's important to know, what kind of movie you'll
  look BEFORE you enter the theatre
  <Bastaard> like people taking the advice of other people on
  IRC that when they get to a japanese restaurant that they
  order "bukakke" for dessert


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869107
text:
  <Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
  <Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the
  channel with the biggest penises on efnet
  <WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
  <Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869155
text:
  <+NikitaDk> The problem is that God gave men both a penis and
  a brain, but only blood enough to control one organ at a
  time... Robin Williams
  <+Challii> ha ha ha ha ha ha
  <+Challii> and it gave women too much blood that they had to
  get rid of a load of it each month


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869205
text:
  <DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally
  go pass out....
  <Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908289
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869264
text:
  <Chrisco> stifffyyy where have you been?
  <Stifler> i said the meanest thing to my girlfriend last night
  >=-)
  <Stifler> you know.. cause i've been spending soo much time
  with her, neglectin the gaming and all..
  <Stifler> well i said "you know i spend soo much time with
  you, i wish you were deaf, so i could get like community
  service for hanging out with you, i'd have a bajillion hours!"
  <Chrisco> oh.. no wonder your back online again.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908289
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869355
text:
  <mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
  * mlkesl goes into robot mode.
  * mlkesl does nothing.
  * mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.
  * mlkesl does some more nothing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869407
text:
  <Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that,
  whatever the society was, it could not function unless women
  were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
  <Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private
  property."
  <Dobbs> That shut her up.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869465
text:
  <trankillity> if you've heard of greg packer maybe
  <trankillity> he's an aussie jungle dj
  <+srph> jungle dj
  <+srph> i keep thinking of pubic hair
  <+srph> shit ... to much bash.org


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869559
text:
  [ Moe ] we may be at war within the next 48 hours
  [ Moe ] theres a meeting tomorrow
  [ Elim ] wooo...i may masturbate twice in the next 3 hours


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908291
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.869600
text:
  Clainsynar: What if all numbers were multiples of pi and our
  integer system was wrong?
  TokMor: stop having such irrational thoughts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908291
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870297
text:
  Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: ne1 that uses drugs
  Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: is stupider than LP for fucking
  men
  LavosPhoenix: what's wrong with knowing your place?
  LavosPhoenix: and it isn't men...
  LavosPhoenix: since my friend and I are under 18
  Kiyomi_Shinfuji: minors buttfucking just makes it SO MUCH
  BETTER then, doesn't it, LP?
  LavosPhoenix: well... we don't do anal secks much anyway...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908292
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870376
text:
  <brie> what i've learned from looking at porn on the
  internet...
  <brie> 1. some girls have really strange looking tits
  <ppcock> true
  <Havok> 2. some chicks have dicks
  <ppcock> very true
  <Carrie> lol @ 2
  <brie> havok i already knew that... i live on seymour st ;)
  <Havok> marty knows!
  <ppcock> 3. people do animals
  <Havok> 4. japanese are not as polite as they seem
  <brie> 4. there are personal ads for people into incest
  <ppcock> hahahahaha
  <brie> hahaha at Havok's 4
  * ppcock gives you the $50,000
  <Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a
  sticky note on
  the fridge??
  <ppcock> hahahahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908292
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870467
text:
  Scott: i need a title for an essay about how i go over and
  above what is asked of me
  Scott: because its a reflection on myself
  Austin: "Second to None: The Story of How I Spit on God"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870521
text:
  <Slant> The problem with having gone this long without
  whacking
  <Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate
  the occasion
  <Slant> that now I can whack
  <Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870581
text:
  <PureCaneSugar> was watching docmentry on TLC late nite.
  <PureCaneSugar> roman soldiers did that.
  <dan> what??
  <PureCaneSugar> took piece of sheepgut. Tied a knot on one
  end...
  <dan> o ya...
  <dan> i remember sheepskin condoms
  <dan> it's like fuking a sheep up the ass and a chick at the
  same time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870637
text:
  <Jlax> So we were watching this D.A.R.E. video in health
  <Jlax> and they did that thing that they always do.
  <Jlax> You know, when they're like,
  <Jlax> "If you smoke, THIS will happen to YOU!"
  <Jlax> And then they show a picture of a black person.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870701
text:
  <@Amitlu> errr
  <@Amitlu> i mean do
  <SpeedyPhoenix> do who?
  <SpeedyPhoenix> >.>
  <@Amitlu> -_-
  * @Amitlu gives Speedy a black guy
  <@Amitlu> eye*
  <@Amitlu> If you quote me, I'll kill you >.<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870750
text:
  <eldee> uNF = universal noise of fucking
  <BombScare> usually the only thing i hear when im fucking is
  "who the fuck are you"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870804
text:
  <syk|Fox> and this green peace guy comes up to us and tells us
  how bad oil companies and shit are
  <syk|Fox> then laura turns around looks him square in the face
  and tells him her dad owns an oil company
  <syk|Fox> the guy ran off like she had aids or something
  <Lid> fox ur mean.
  <Lid> u should've covered him in oil and lit him up like a
  chiristmas tree


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870854
text:
  <Ekstelis> How long did the installation take?  1300+ Hours of
  labor involved in restoration and install
  <Ekstelis> How much fiberglass and resin was used? 42 gallons
  of fiberglass and resin.
  <TK`Devour> it takes me 42 gallons of fiberglass & resin to
  put my bong back together after i use it too much


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.870908
text:
  <+Radial> i think my mother knows i watch porn
  <+Radial> i can't tell...
  <Tsukari> Are you a male?
  <+Radial> i am
  <Tsukari> She knows.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908295
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871020
text:
  [17:10:00] <aamir> hi
  [17:10:17] <aamir> hello
  [17:10:17] <Kelavat> hi
  [17:10:36] <aamir> asl plz
  [17:11:59] <Kelavat> oh why the hell does everyone always ask
  that, does it really metter what the fuck my asl is, obviously
  im not a kid and not very femenine so if you planning on
  hitting on someone just get a baseball bat and knock yourself
  out cause its the only beating you'll get tonight
  [17:13:25] <aamir> asl
  [17:14:20] <Kelavat> you dont get it do you, I am not going to
  answer your friggin asl
  [17:14:42] <aamir> y my dear
  [17:15:58] <Kelavat> you drink a lot dont you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871205
text:
  Captain Ferrell:  COME JOIN THE WONDERFUL KAZAA COMMUNITY, AND
  HAVE LOTS OF LEGAL AS HELL FUN
  Captain Ferrell:  they're not all
  Demosthenes:  ÜBER-HAXXOR P2P UNDERGROUND PIRACY PROGRAM
  KAZAA!
  Captain Ferrell:  exactly
  Demosthenes:  Wow, that was a lot of adjectives
  Captain Ferrell:  it sounded like an anime title


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871260
text:
  <LukeIsTerrified> R. Kelly says: "Osama bin Laden is the only
  one who knows exactly what I'm going through."
  <LukeIsTerrified> I love it.
  <Brave-o> He believes he can fly.
  <Brave-o> Into buildings.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871304
text:
  <CharColt64> I think when you get a roaming charge a lil icon
  should pop up, of a guy gettin fucked in the ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871349
text:
  [+escobar] just found out my grandma watches porn
  [+escobar] something is serious wrong in the world


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871406
text:
  <AcidGame> Shit!
  <legozrule> What?
  <AcidGame> I downloaded an xbox emulator, and when I tried
  playing a game, it locked up, so I decided to end it.
  <legozrule> Then what?
  <AcidGame> I accidently clicked 'send error report to
  microsoft' >_<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908298
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871497
text:
  (chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a
  professional fuck the first time so they are not
  dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck
  ...
  (chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871647
text:
  <_alph4_> cedra when are you coming to live with me
  <cedra> I can't
  <_alph4_> :(
  <cedra> Unless you live here in this country
  <_alph4_> i do not
  <_alph4_> i live in the democratic republic of trump
  <cedra> What state
  <_alph4_> denial
  <_alph4_> sometimes confusion


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871785
text:
  <TornSoul> what's the difference between a jewish woman and an
  airplane?
  <TornSoul> airplane stops whining when it lands in miami beach


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871834
text:
  <Rebka> y'know what i dont get? Lesbians who date girls who
  look like thye may as well be guys... I mean... WTF.. it's
  like deciding you like skydiving, then buyng a submarine.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.871902
text:
  <Chimerasame> my cs-ethics prof is a bigger dork than i am
  <Chimerasame> he just learned the internet term 'flame' today
  apparently
  <Chimerasame> and he kept using it wrong
  <Chimerasame> "i'm such a flamer today~"
  <Chimerasame> "what! why's that so funny!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872016
text:
  <joeofparma> On a Christmas Eve so freezing, I commenced my
  quest displeasing,
  <joeofparma> Through the crowded shops and busy stores of
  flashy Yuletide glee.
  <joeofparma> In I hustled quickly tiring, looks of
  hopelessness inspiring,
  <joeofparma> To the salesman inquiring, "Have you a Nintendo
  Wii?"
  <joeofparma> "Sorry, sir" was his reply "for I have no
  Nintendo Wii.
  <joeofparma> All that's left is PS3."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872071
text:
  onkeybutt87: what are you up to?
  UpDogWkeBoarder: just chatin, i might have pancacks for dinner
  onkeybutt87: that sentence makes me sad
  onkeybutt87: a pancack?
  UpDogWkeBoarder: lol
  UpDogWkeBoarder: i'm typing to like three people
  UpDogWkeBoarder: that's a lot for me
  onkeybutt87: trust me, it's a lot for us too
  UpDogWkeBoarder: hahaha
  UpDogWkeBoarder: you type fast
  UpDogWkeBoarder: i don't
  onkeybutt87: yeah, I also type well
  UpDogWkeBoarder: yeah
  UpDogWkeBoarder: that's trure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872116
text:
  Neko: how long has it been since i've seen you?
  Rawr: since December 9th
  Neko: dammit i wanted you to do the math and tell me how many
  weeks
  Rawr: three weeks, three days?
  Neko: oh good thank you
  Rawr: why, is someone asking you?
  Neko: no
  Neko: i was bleeding then, and i need to keep track of when i
  need to buy more tampons
  Rawr: ...
  Rawr: you are the least romantic person EVER


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872187
text:
  <MishimaYukio> Ya know, there's a thing called a "blooper",
  which is where you get a blowjob while you're taking a shit.
  <fluffy> ....
  <Massive_Potato> ...what the hell
  <MishimaYukio>  Well, I mention it because, well, if God
  didn't want us to be burdened by erections on the pot, he
  wouldn't have invented bloopers.
  <fluffy> thats the most disgusting thing ive heard in years
  <DoctorRiff> i will never feel the same way about the "tv's
  funniest bloopers" show, you've ruined my life MishimaYukio


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872243
text:
  <tom_0369> man
  <tom_0369> im never moving to seatle washington
  <tom_0369> i flew over it and it was raining and gray as fuck
  <tom_0369> it was depressing
  <sammich> when was this?
  <tom_0369> flight simluator 2004


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872348
text:
  <James> well i was walking down the street the other day
  <James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in
  my pants
  <James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane
  highway
  <James> thank god it was late out
  <James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by
  <garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908303
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872403
text:
  <Lenore> this computer is set up all wrong... I can't believe
  James broke my computer
  <flawed> first your hymen now your computer
  <flawed> what was he thinking?
  <Lenore> he wasn't


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908303
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872450
text:
  Newzfoxjr: Holy shit dude
  Newzfoxjr: my friend ding dong door bell ditched a house
  across the street
  Newzfoxjr: he ran to a bush and hid, the guy answered and he
  was dressed up in a freaking S&M suit
  Newzfoxjr: so my friend comes out of the bush, looks at him,
  AND GOES INTO HIS FREAKING HOUSE.
  Newzfoxjr: it's been like 2 hours


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908303
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872500
text:
  <JanetBabe> love is the answer
  <Weather> What was the question?
  <DulRiff> what is 6 times 9?
  <JanetBabe> how many angels can fuck on the head of a pin?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872550
text:
  <drunknom> I could probaby force myself to be sober, but it's
  toom uch eforroft
  <Zacchaeus> ah well - ya gotta enjoy it - or whats the point?
  <drunknom> preceseisyl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872595
text:
  <Kira> Tuesday was Groundhog Day and the State of the Union
  Address.  As Air America Radio pointed out, it is an ironic
  juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we
  look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication
  and the other involves a groundhog.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872636
text:
  «Edgar_the_Fish» i sat and watched 3 male hamsters gang bang a
  female hamster for about an hour at a pet store


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872687
text:
  <Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out
  clandestine operations in terms of game rentals
  <Daidoji> for example, renting a copy of dragon warrior 4, and
  swapping the chip with urban champion.
  <Daidoji> I bet there are 5 or 6 kids who think dragon warrior
  4 is the worst vs fighting game ever made


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872758
text:
  <fichen973> Your porn is so old that the women in the pictures
  have offspring with their own porn sites.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872836
text:
  <Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label
  it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work.
  <Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing
  <ender> Jag: ROFL!
  * ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X
  tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple
  minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X
  tunneling....
  <Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872887
text:
  <Aragorn^> I tried using the old "show me yours and I'll show
  you mine" trick...maybe I should reverse it...show me yours OR
  I'll show you mine.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872939
text:
  <Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced
  they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and
  convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know
  jack about you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.872987
text:
  <distopia> whats the word for that ringing in your ears?
  <distopia> begins with T
  <overh3at> The Wife


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873031
text:
  <BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry,
  so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends
  up in the toilet.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873082
text:
  <shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP
  <Gethoht> OP?
  <Gethoht> oh, op
  <Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873124
text:
  (T1MMY) i just pinged yahoo.com
  (T1MMY) 1st trial 888
  (T1MMY) 2nd trial 741
  (T1MMY) 3rd trial 439
  (T1MMY) 4th trial 499
  (T1MMY) min 439
  (@Okelydokely) ...
  (T1MMY) max 888
  (T1MMY) avg 666


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873174
text:
  <DB> Oh god - what the fuck do they put in absinthe? i only
  had a couple and I feel like I've been raped by a camel..
  <Rust_Bunny> It's meant to be taken orally ..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873245
text:
  <AZReDWiNG> i just found out my dad is a giant warez freak
  <AZReDWiNG> and he tells me not to download stuff at home
  <AZReDWiNG> hes against kazaa and all that crap, hes in some
  sort of "anti-hacker/warez federation"
  <AZReDWiNG> im like "dad... this copy of xp is illegal"
  <AZReDWiNG> "yeah, i know son"
  <AZReDWiNG> "this copy of xp is on 500 computers at my work"
  <AZReDWiNG> "WTF I THOUGHT UR ANTI-WAREZ"
  <AZReDWiNG> "screw microsoft"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873291
text:
  (Ike_Aran) Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people
  who start smoking will eventually die." The other two
  apparently became immortal.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873339
text:
  <enaz> what's the best way to tell the difference between
  flirting and networking
  <FifthColumn> enaz: how stiff the cat5 cable is?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873395
text:
  <AesteroidBlues> what is it about every ninja gaiden game that
  makes it so it has to be IM-FUCING-POSSIBLE
  <Ph33rESP> because ninjas gots to do intense fucking difficult
  shit
  <Ph33rESP> thats why they're ninja
  <Ph33rESP> if everything was easy then it would be called
  business major gaiden


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908309
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873452
text:
  <sme> i want an easier girlfriend :(
  <sme> it's too hard
  <sme> its on nightmare atm
  <sme> need an 'i can win' girlfriend
  <Kamikazee>  /god


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908310
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873511
text:
  [01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top
  [01:05] <Elysian`> hmm
  [01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick
  [01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really
  don't think i'd want one of those.
  [01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec:  you never know what kinda virus
  you could get from a Win95 d....
  [01:07] <Elysian`> a STD
  [01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908310
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873563
text:
  <IRON> I have the match of Brithish Bulldog vs Own hart in
  germany
  <KrazyIvan> how'd you get so lucky?
  <KrazyIvan> I've always wanted to download videos of men in
  tight lycra pretending to slap each other


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908310
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873628
text:
  <[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n
  <[-FeC-]Ca53y> :)
  <PasTe> nice
  <[-FeC-]sKratch> lol
  <[-FeC-]Ca53y> hell yeah
  <[-FeC-]sKratch> special features:  see from the camera in the
  guy's urethra
  <PasTe> lol
  <[-FeC-]Ca53y> nice
  <[-FeC-]sKratch> and see from the camera in the other guy's
  ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873685
text:
  <Kyle> The band Disturbed is holding open auditions for a new
  bass player. That's my ticket outta this hell hole! Hey, where
  can I rent a bass?
  <icabod> I'll lend you one
  <Kyle> Niiiice. Now, how do I play?
  <icabod> It's just like guitar, except you get fewer chicks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873735
text:
  <MexHammer> I mean, come on, aren't at least 20% of Star Trek
  episodes ones where they end up going back to Earth circa 1920
  - 1945? They have millions of planets and who knows how much
  time and they have hundreds of episodes with that premise? If
  Star Trek was a person, it'd be you. And I'd beat it up.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873833
text:
  <d-snp> well actually windows D is my porn reflex
  <d-snp> you never know what's under alt tab
  <d-snp> it might be more porn :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908312
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.873977
text:
  <omnius> omnius > join(#www(users()))
  <RoBorg> omnius == "dork"
  <omnius> omnius == "genius"
  <omnius> if (RoBorg() == "omnius is a genius"){RoBorg ==
  true;}elseif(RoBorg() == "omnius is a dork"){RoBorg ==
  banned;}else{RoBorg == "dork";}
  <RoBorg> if(omnius.ban("RoBorg")) {RoBorg.violence = 100;
  RoBorg.rampage(); setTimeout("RoBorg.alive=false;", 360000);}
  <omnius> omnius(RoBorg -> omnius.string = "omnius is a
  genius");
  <RoBorg> omnius >> recycle bin;
  <omnius> omnius -> undelete(); omnius -> deltree("c:\RoBorg");
  <RoBorg> brain://omnius/ == 404
  <RoBorg> omnius.split(); omnius.slice(); omnius.explode()
  <omnius> $salt = guid(); RoBorg = crypt("RoBorg",$salt);
  <RoBorg> DELETE * FROM existance WHERE name='omnius';
  <omnius> RoBorg = broken;
  <RoBorg> with(omnius){break;}


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874123
text:
  <do0rkn0b> i wanna learn c++ but i am fat
  <Tomato> if anything fat helps you learn c++
  <Loco-san> cause you cant move from your chair


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874222
text:
  Daeg says, "We are watching the dead deer show."
  Una says, "A whole show about dead deers?"
  Daeg says, "It seems to be."
  Una says, "This isn't that Canadian soft porn channel again,
  is it? :)"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874280
text:
  <PSlagle-Tech> you should have seen me explaining the concept
  of drivers to my mother when I was setting up their
  computer... I explained it like this...
  * JamesR-Tech covers his eyes
  <JP_Tech> this could be interesting
  <PSlagle-Tech> "Imagine you woke up one morning with a third
  arm... you wouldn't know how to control it, right? So you get
  a book and read how to control it, and then you can use it."
  * JamesR-Tech copies and pastes to bash.org
  <PSlagle-Tech> trhe arm is the modem, and the book is the
  driver.
  <JP_Tech> lol
  <PSlagle-Tech> hey... she understood after that. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874326
text:
  buservt: I was trying to find a tape downstairs, and I have
  diarhea, and I had to shit really bad, and I saw a copy of
  austin powers, and there was a picture of fat bastard on it
  when he is trying to eat mini me, and I thought (in fat
  bastards voice) "stay in my butthole" and I laughed so hard I
  shit all over myself
  buservt: another pair of shorts ruined


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874380
text:
  <Jon> The Force is very much like making love to a beautiful
  woman...
  <Atob> Jon: BEEN SAID
  <Luke> YEAH JON
  <Krista> Jon... someone used that one already
  <Atob> Krista: BEEN SAID


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874476
text:
  <Yo-DUH_87> next gen is here, but it isn't mature enough for
  me yet
  <Yo-DUH_87> the pci express motherboards and etc
  <M[at]> heh, micheal jackson should use that excuse


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874527
text:
  <@adsf> nz is good to go to if you from aus cus there dollar
  is actualy worse then ours
  <*@orange1> that's because of all the civil unrest
  <*@orange1> orks fighting the horse people and whatnot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874575
text:
  <_ohm> sara, as a girl i have to ask you a serious question
  <_ohm> girl/woman
  <_ohm> do you know when a guy is producing massive amounts of
  ass sweat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908316
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874625
text:
  <stoertebeker> fleshlights make me want to puke
  <RifleEyes> you're not supposed to deepthroat them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908316
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874687
text:
  <RollingBrass> hey...the us open is coming to long island
  <BADGER> <RollingBrass> You want a U.S. Open?! * Rollingbrass
  unveils a banner of Goatse Man
  <RollingBrass> TigerWoods: Now THAT'S a 19th hole!
  <BADGER> RollingBrass: More like a new hazard :P
  <BADGER> <Ref> In the Goatse! Shoot from where it lands or
  mulligan? <Tiger> MULLIGAN!!!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908316
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874731
text:
  *iRc-AsS* ok POOP story.......I knew this one fucked up
  kid.,.he came to ohio from idaho....there was a special tree
  hangin out over a freewayor something....daily....he would
  climb that tree..and while being hidden by the trees
  foliage..he would SHIT on the passing cars


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908317
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.874783
text:
  <djbjrca> Loonietoon: what OS are you on
  <Loonietoon> im not on os
  <Loonietoon> isnt that mac
  <Loonietoon> im windows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908317
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.889695
text:
  < Rei> who lived in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB
  SQUAREPANTS
  < Rei> who died in an oil spill because of bp, SPONGEBOB
  SQUAREPANTS!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908317
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.889808
text:
  <dizzy[subnova]> A YO WHERE MAH NIGGAZ AT?!
  <P_40E> over there
  <P_40E> take your stuff with you
  <P_40E> never come back


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.889858
text:
  <CAMeRON> i have the best new insult - cockgoggles
  <CAMeRON> aaHAEHaeH aeHaeHaeHaehaeH
  <KEiRAN> thats pretty pisspoor cameron
  <CAMeRON> SHUT UP, COCKGOGGLES
  <KEiRAN> yeah, i didnt see that one coming


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.889957
text:
  <orb06> something red and semi-opaque
  <orb06> said it was "stool softener"
  <orb06> Im like wtf
  <orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
  <orb06> and left without it
  <orb06> no pain no gain
  <orb06> thats what I say


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.889987
text:
  <Psychedelia> i live here with my two flatmates in one room, a
  small corridor and a toilet
  <Psychedelia> i'm in poverty lol
  <Abrid> ha ha! right on
  <PornoFiend> Where's poverty?  Is it nice?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890057
text:
  <Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister.
  <Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890093
text:
  Cynicisity: My best friend said that going to Purdue is like
  having unprotected sex; it feels great to get in, but you're
  pissed that you came.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890150
text:
  (KrON^) *yawn*
  (GoofNOff) *yawn*
  (GoofNOff) stop that
  ÄÄÄ ..[join/#php] hepcat_(~knight@PPP-159.dentech.net)
  (cwc) No, YOU!  Who the hell ever caught a yawn off of the
  internet?
  (GoofNOff) I did... just now
  ÄÄÄ cwc did too.  How embarrassing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890188
text:
  <Scofco> being a global operator is annoying, you see everyone
  that comes and goes from the server
  <phaded> the things some people complain about...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908321
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890273
text:
  <fosheeze> i ate oatse for breakfast
  <BigBrother_> was that a typo of oats, or goatse?
  <BigBrother_> I'm hoping it was oats, or do you eat horribly
  disfigured anus?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890371
text:
  <fishmech_> history books in a thousand years are going to be
  hilarious
  <fishmech_> According to the great 21st Century philosopher
  xXx_SePhIrOtH127765_xXx,


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890475
text:
  <matt____> hey guys is there a way to patch an older redhat
  server??
  <matt____> Linux devcvs 2.2.16-22 #1 Tue Aug 22 16:49:06 EDT
  2000 i686 unknown
  <Evolution> holy hell
  <Evolution> 2.2.16?
  <Evolution> just out of curiosity, what's the uptime on that
  antique?
  <matt____> devnu11:18am  up 2287 days,  2:52, 25 users,  load
  average: 1.76, 1.26, 0.70
  <Zathrus> gods


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890534
text:
  --> nwa (~mc_ren@dsl05673a42.mich.athenet.net) has joined #
  perl-fu
  <nwa> OMG I just had the best shower
  <nwa> I bought one of those girly gay shower sponges
  <nwa> man, I'm like fuckin lickable clean
  <you_suck> ...
  <nwa> anyone want to prove me wrong?
  <nekroplasm> wtf
  --- hardlined sets ban on *!*@*.athenet.net
  <-- hardlined has kicked nwa from #perl-fu (uhh.. your outta
  here like a boner in sweatpants..)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890581
text:
  <epoch--> crap, getting my license renewed while baked was a
  bad idea
  <epoch--> every time they take my picture for it, i end up
  looking like a criminal.. this time i look like a stoned
  criminal


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890639
text:
  <Meat_PoPs> what a guy, jumps all over you then falls asleep
  * Meat_PoPs shakes his head
  <Mog> thats what most men would do
  <Meat_PoPs> hehe
  <Mog> pretend to fall asleep, plus women have a naturaly built
  in pillow for us
  <Coan_Arcanius> hehe
  <Meat_PoPs> mmm they are cushy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908324
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890790
text:
  <Naudiz> my IQ is high enough that I can do anything I want
  <Naudiz> college means nothing
  <netbsd_> What is this almighty IQ you have and what
  self-scoring IQ test gave you the idea you have it?
  <Naudiz> I'm a Mensa member .. I allready mentioned this.
  <netbsd_> So you're in the top two percent of the population?
  <netbsd_> This is me being impressed.
  <Naudiz> no actually ... only 1 in 50 people qualify to be in
  Mensa


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908324
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890854
text:
  <puttputt> Who thinks this would taste ok? Spaghetti sauce
  comprising of mince meat, condensed tomato soup, some water,
  onions, garlic
  * Robzy has no idea...
  <puttputt> neither do I.. but it might be alright.. oh, I got
  veggies too so I'll throw them in as well.
  <orlock> sounds fine to me
  <orlock> actually, that sounds damn nice
  <orlock> i'm hungry now
  <orlock> asshole


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908324
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.890910
text:
  * Amon rocks out to Guns N Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
  <Amon> this song owns
  <r0bz0r> It does
  <Amon> ;)
  <r0bz0r> I'm surprised michael jackson didn't do a remake


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908325
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891002
text:
  <Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries.
  <Seph][roth> Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908325
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891058
text:
  <woodenleg> what should i get my gf for her birthday?
  <spherXz> your virginity
  <woodenleg> lol, something i haven't already given her?
  <spherXz> an orgasm
  <woodenleg> i'll ask someone else...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908325
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891105
text:
  <cochese04> I find it incredibly amusing how my parents refer
  to transmission fluid as "tranny fluid".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891148
text:
  [Turtle] hmm
  [Turtle] ctfmon.exe
  [Turtle] no jamacians capturing any flags on my computer that
  i know of


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891253
text:
  <blitzoid> I just now realized what Token's name meant on
  South Park
  <blitzoid> "Token... he's black. OOOOOHHH I GET IT.
  HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY. I'm stupid."
  <blitzoid> Man... I feel like that one kid who got into pogs
  late, bought like 800 of them, and then people stopped playing
  a couple days later.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.908327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:05.891303
text:
  EKBoney: You've got the cat from hell, I've got a dog that
  doubles as a mop and vacuum
  EKBoney: Maybe we can genetically clone them together and have
  a cat-dog-satanic-vacuum-mop!
  EKBoney: They'd sell great in the market!
  Trumpeter085: praise satan & clean your floors!


