# quote

date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909242
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042006
text:
  <FireThief> Is there a magic word that will make women go away
  forever, even when said in a nice way?
  <pagan> cunt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042063
text:
  <gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday
  <gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.
  <gloone> or a stapler
  <gloone> that's what i have here.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042108
text:
  Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but
  someone's using the micro-wave...
  loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042169
text:
  <Frostfyre> Alright. 5 reasons why I'm convinced that my penis
  runs Linux.
  <Frostfyre> 1. I can create child processes
  <Frostfyre> 2. I can handle multiple users on any platform at
  once.
  <Frostfyre> 3. I'm VERY user friendly.
  <Frostfyre> 4. I have incredible uptime.
  <Frostfyre> and 5. When my system load gets too heavy, I end
  up dumping my core and the system shuts down.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909243
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042219
text:
  <angst> i want a relationship with more depth.
  <angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole.
  <angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909244
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042266
text:
  *** StukaWORK has signed off IRC (Ping timeout)
  *** kfs has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
  *** X has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
  *** beaucoup has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
  *** Resonator has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
  *** Valken has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
  *** ^PCP^ has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
  *** bitkid has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
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  *** Pat has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
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  *** pahn has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
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  *** sewshi has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
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  *** neph has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
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  *** fugu has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
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  *** gear has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
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  *** homer- has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
  *** macie has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
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  *** cv has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
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  *** eric|feh has signed off IRC (*.net *.split)
  babaobuey: well, ok
  babaobuey: that was like watching lemmings run off a cliff or
  something


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909244
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042360
text:
  WormyWyrm: I don't think half as many people would pirate
  games and movies
  WormyWyrm: if they didn't give it such a cool name
  thelandofsiam: Yea, nobody would do it if it was called
  Illicit Data Transmition
  WormyWyrm: exactly
  WormyWyrm: noone would talk about it at all, too hard to spell
  thelandofsiam: ARRR IM A SOFTWARE PIRATE
  WormyWyrm: Gimmie yer booty and new versions of half life
  thelandofsiam: Yarrr
  WormyWyrm: YAR!
  thelandofsiam: I must restart my ship
  thelandofsiam: brb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909245
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042503
text:
  <Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now
  ...ahhhhhh
  <honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits
  for a long time?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042647
text:
  <ap0c> i'm building a computer out of the remnants of the
  Columbia.
  <ap0c> it's gonna crash a lot
  <ap0c> buh dum tssh
  <xenu-> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042702
text:
  <Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick ..
  been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a
  great person .. but .. id rather not again :)
  <OutLore> hehe
  <OutLore> agreed
  <bytraper> hahahaha
  <bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
  <OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909246
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042797
text:
  <Kaladias> Kal need nookie
  [+]ChevyGurl> lol
  <Kaladias> *sigh* i wish women would take me more seriously


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042857
text:
  <steve> oh man
  <steve> I was watching this old kung fu movie
  <steve> and this crazy japanese dude ripped off this black
  man's testicles
  <steve> and then an evil american white man threw a knife into
  some other dudes eye
  <steve> then the crazy japenese dude whiped his hands off on
  the black man's pants
  <alphakx> sure sounds like kung fu


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909247
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.042909
text:
  <yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix?
  <yaragn> with those green lines of flying text?
  <yaragn> *THAT'S* Perl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043062
text:
  <hobosexual> i reckon im going to hell
  <Caedes> I know how to tell if someone is gong to hell or not.
  <Caedes> Q. Are you religious ?
  <hobosexual> yes
  <Caedes> A. You're going to hell
  <hobosexual> makes sense.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043124
text:
  <Megistos> I once gave someone what amounted to a virus over
  IRC
  <Megistos> it was a mIRC script that allowed us to remotely
  execute mIRC commands
  <Megistos> what a fool
  <Megistos> At first we just made him say stuff in channels
  <Megistos> then we realised mIRC could talk to the whole
  system with /run
  <Megistos> hence this immortal line
  <Shiyiya> Heh
  <Megistos> <lbal> wtf, i come back from css to find 63
  calculators open
  <Shiyiya> lmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909248
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043169
text:
  (acidxxx) phone sex isnt expensive
  (acidxxx) dial 0 and start talking nasty
  (acidxxx) takes them at least 45 seconds before they hang up
  on you
  (acidxxx) "I wanna take you doggie style in this phone booth
  and rub your head in the chewing gum"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043231
text:
  <DK_Tech_Master> #1
  <DK_Tech_Master> i could....
  <DK_Tech_Master> go with them week before and have them fly
  back before tourney
  <DK_Tech_Master> or....
  <DK_Tech_Master> #2
  <DK_Tech_Master> pay for it myself (cos they wont support me
  otherwise) and live it up with no risk of parental fuction
  <xThanatoSx> hm.
  <xThanatoSx> decisions....
  <xTaVx> dude you'd have to listen to them have sex in the
  hotel room


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043278
text:
  in ana ni xX: I pretend to be a dude on mIRC.
  in ana ni xX: Like, for instance, I just got banned from seven
  channels in less than 10 minutes!
  Hero by Words: Awesome.
  in ana ni xX: I know, I'm really cool.
  in ana ni xX: It pisses me off sometimes,
  in ana ni xX: how someone can slap me around with a fish,
  in ana ni xX: but I can't wank off into their eyes without
  getting booted.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909249
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043339
text:
  <Yak|Sleep> One day
  <Yak|Sleep> The stupidity of the world will implode on itself
  <Yak|Sleep> Taking the universe with it
  <Trufant> i shall live on mars by then
  <WhiTey-FU> can't wait.
  <Yak|Sleep> Congratulations
  <Yak|Sleep> You officially are one of those to contribute to
  the implosion


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909250
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043396
text:
  EndOfForever: So, how do you like being a jew?
  AvatarOfPirate: It's ok.
  EndOfForever: What's speaking hebrew like?
  AvatarOfPirate: It's ok. It's hard to read though. There
  aren't any vowels expressed in it. You have to.. sort of
  figure it out. It's like...
  EndOfForever: Talking to people on AOL?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909250
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043439
text:
  Reganbishop: my house may be sold, my boss is an idiot, and my
  x is a pain......
  Kanzure: ahhh grasshopper. You have achieved the american
  dream....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909250
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043542
text:
  *IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will
  never be quite as bad as the time he masturbated in the adult
  secton of the video store...which of course was under vidcam
  surveillance
  <IgnusDei> ZING!
  <m|tutorial> if i didnt like the current topic
  <m|tutorial> that would be there right now
  <DrFurious> it could be worse
  <DrFurious> you could have masturbated in the gay adult
  section of the video store


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043587
text:
  zolex: do you call tabbaco a drug?
  crummy: yes
  crummy: of course its a drug
  zolex: its a plant, its not a drug you idiot.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043632
text:
  * Patrick listens to chopin and strokes his axe... one day,
  I'm going to get a girl, or most of one.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909251
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043696
text:
  <joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on
  standards of building and designing speakers?
  <joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it
  <joelage-AFKage> :/
  <Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder
  <joelage-AFKage> ok
  <Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out.
  <joelage-AFKage> send away
  * Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with
  sarcasm's little brother, idiocy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043795
text:
  <Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
  <Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
  <Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909252
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043884
text:
  ( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your
  health
  ( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)
  ( Fuzzy     ) you need to pay more attention at school


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909253
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043932
text:
  <mikes_> what does this mean? eth0: Promiscuous mode enabled.
  <`> it means your ethernet card wants to party


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909253
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.043979
text:
  <tha|didier> the cigarette packages here say that tobacco
  smoke contains HCN, Benzene, Formaldehyde en nitrosamines
  <Dilbert|sleep> really? the cigarette packs that i get list
  the ingredients as Lung Cancer, and Emphysema


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909253
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044030
text:
  <@pinata> i am going to be patenting my new method of internet
  access.
  <@pinata> it will be 6 times as fast...
  <@pinata> but drop 90% of all of your connections.
  <@pinata> i will call it ADHDSL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044084
text:
  AngryGackt: hey
  Kagato: yo
  AngryGackt: did you hear about lindze's dad?
  Kagato: ..nikki....
  Kagato: you just like..
  Kagato: scared me... so bad...
  Kagato: cuz when I first read that it looked like "did you
  hear that Lindze's dead?"
  AngryGackt: OH
  Kagato: I swear my heart jumped into my throat.
  AngryGackt: NO
  AngryGackt: gahhhh
  Kagato: I was chewing on my heart and freaking out until I
  reread it.
  AngryGackt: jeeeeessus
  Kagato: ........>_<
  AngryGackt: *flails*
  Kagato: what happened to her dad? ::relaxes::
  AngryGackt: He's dead.
  Kagato: ........


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909254
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044159
text:
  <jre> What should I read next, the Canterbury Tales, Don
  Quixote, or a book on Greek Mythology?
  <GenericSuperhero> READE YW OLDE KANTVRBVRY TALES
  <GenericSuperhero> THEYE ARE SHURE TO BEE VARY INTERASTINGE
  <GenericSuperhero> HOPEFULLYE, YOU WILL READE IT IN THINE OLDE
  ENGLISHE
  <EvilKosh> HELLO I AM JRE AND I HAVE TO READ HIGH FALOOTIN'
  BOOKS
  <jre> GENARIKE, THOU ART AN FAGOTE OF THE LOW'ST ORDRE
  <GenericSuperhero> THANKE YOU JAREE-EE
  <jre> DAMN'D BE THOU SEED, AND MAY'ST IT NE'ER PRODUSE A
  PERSYONE OF ATTRAKTIVE CALIBAR
  <GenericSuperhero> AYE, TISS MUSTVE HAPPENED TO YONDERS
  MOTHERE WHENCE THOU WAS CAPTURED WITHIN HER WOMBE!
  <jre> THOU SPEAKST LIKE A RAGEING MANHAT
  <GenericSuperhero> AH! THEN EYE SPEAKTH LIKE THINES FATHRE!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909255
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044308
text:
  <%rundata> man my wifes read that 50 shades of grey
  <Karnaksbitch> Aw god ur al makin me cringe
  <%rundata> she was like "have you heard of fisting?"
  <%rundata> ive seen women shoulder deep in other women


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909255
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044350
text:
  Nightcrawler3122: dude, this whole Xbox 360 craze is horrible
  Nightcrawler3122: i mean, people are being held at gunpoint
  for their 360s
  Ziddy5: of course
  Nightcrawler3122: its so stupid
  Nightcrawler3122: all the while, Bill Gates is laughing while
  playing his Xbox 720


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909255
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044408
text:
  <blitzoid> I should register the nickname 'I spunked all over
  this item' on ebay to discourage people from bidding on my
  stuff.
  <blitzoid> "Hey, an original Asteroids machine! Cheap, too! I
  think I'll bi - Wait, wait. It's got spunk all over it. Damn."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044462
text:
  <rS-D00k> this channel is more inactive than my herpes
  infection after valtrex
  <rS-D00k> although even with valtrex it is possible to spread
  herpes to others
  <rS-D00k> talk to your doctor before taking valtrex if you're
  on a mao inhibitor


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044513
text:
  <[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means?
  <DrStrangelove> It means they'll friggin slit your throat if
  you use caps, ever again.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044566
text:
  <Fryboy>  A fast internet connection has more long term value.
  Your typical 18
  year old girl is good for about 1 night....then
  either she gets
  bored and moves on or you want to strangle her after
  hearing "Like,
  you know, and stuff" in EVERY goddam sentence.
  <Fryboy> Now Gigabit Ethernet....that's the gift that keeps on
  giving.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909256
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044627
text:
  <Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you
  sad?
  <suds> i dunno
  <suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage
  it was like walkin into jail
  *** suds has some standards
  <suds> noone under 18
  <suds> now that i'm 22
  <Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.
  <Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909257
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044674
text:
  cag  URL  tara: When I was in high school, the school board
  decided that the biology students had to pay for the fetal
  pigs that were being dissected. After the course was done, my
  friend Amy demanded that she be allowed to take the pig, since
  she had paid for it. There was some WTF from the school, but
  she got her pig. That weekend, she and her brother dressed the
  pig up in some baby clothes and a blanket, drove down the
  street and lit a smoke bomb in the car. They were passing a
  couple walking down the street when Amy leaned out of the car
  and yelled "Save my baby" and tossed the pig at the couple.
  They were doing about 50 mph so she missed the couple. The
  baby/pig hit the sidewalk, skidded along the concrete,
  shedding parts and limbs before it impacted a mailbox.
  She said she had never seen such a horrified look in her life.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909257
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044727
text:
  <endura> dude "I just realized whats so kickass
  <endura> my dads out of town the whole weekend
  <endura> I can walk around naked for the next 48 hours!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044870
text:
  if you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned
  down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy
  of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file.
  have a nice day!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044922
text:
  <ChangWufei> it was well funny when we all went in a gay bar,
  they all just stared at us
  <ChangWufei> hehe
  <loveya> u went in a gay bar???
  <ChangWufei> yeah, we didnt realise at first
  <astrotrain> what... that you were gay?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909258
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.044973
text:
  <andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation.
  <aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster cock while
  akumapan watches"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045038
text:
  < mf> LeeCHeSSS, i said it before and i'll say it again
  < mf> you're too damn serious for the internet
  < mf> go read bash.org or something
  < mf> ;D
  < floris> haha
  <+LeeCHeSSS> I seriously dislike bash.org
  <+LeeCHeSSS> And why you think I am too serious for the
  internet is beyond me.
  < mf> LeeCHeSSS: you just answered your own question


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045094
text:
  <Silly-Wurk> how ironic.  Shell Oil claims that using
  foodcrops to make biofuels would be 'morally inappropriate' as
  long as there are people starving in the world.
  <Taffer> an oil company has morals now?
  <Taffer> will they be shipping these foodcrops to starving
  people in empty oil barrels/tankers?
  <WyldWork> Absolutely, along with barrels of unrefined love
  and good will


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045148
text:
  Sunspot: They don't make 'em like they used to. That's all I
  have to say.
  Bobby: Nope, they sure don't.
  ***Sunspot jumps in his Time Machine (don't forget the flux
  capacitor) and goes back to watch some cartoons.
  Sunspot: Seriously. I want to get a Delorean and ducttape a
  blender on top.
  Sunspot: Sad thing is, very few people would get the joke.
  Sunspot: And even sadder, I'm saddled with a Delorean with a
  blender duct-taped to the top.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909259
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045213
text:
  <cile_16> give me +v
  <cile_16> pls
  <ToRMeNTeD> give me head
  <ToRMeNTeD> please
  <cile_16> why
  <ToRMeNTeD> then maybe
  <ToRMeNTeD> cuz I want to fuck your mouth
  <ToRMeNTeD> and you want +v
  <ToRMeNTeD> we can help each other
  <cile_16> fuck off
  <ToRMeNTeD> :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045260
text:
  mike > What do they send you if you send those penis
  enlargement companies some money?
  mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at
  home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever
  it is.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909260
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045305
text:
  <LocalDescriptorTable> Hey Russia I just met you and this is
  crazy but our space agency is broke launch our shit maybe?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045396
text:
  <Albides> I was insane before I used the internet... I was
  confused after I used it. Then horrified as I found out about
  things like dolphin sex and furries.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045504
text:
  <@MerdeDeSinge> heh makes me wonder if women treat penises
  like that
  <@MerdeDeSinge> or a mother teachering her daughter
  <@MerdeDeSinge> "just treat it like an over size tampon"
  <@[R]a[Z]o[R]> unless the guy has a small penis
  <@ShockSMX> then its a normal size tampon, razor


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909261
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045551
text:
  <MisterMastermind> Reminds me of an assignment I had... I had
  to name 10 fun things to do in a country. I pulled out a piece
  of paper from a hat, North Korea. "AW FUCK!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909262
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045695
text:
  <Rilan> anyone here a hacker or anything of the sort>>
  <Kirika> Does using UNIX as a home OS qualify me?
  * Rilan needs someone who knows how to get things.. that are
  hard to get.
  <Kirika> Care to announce what?
  <Rilan> Hmm thinks like full length tv shows.. like.. space
  ghost coast to coast, ren and stimp, things like that..
  movies.. i tried mIRC but no luck.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045744
text:
  Kalaevandros X:  Hahah.  I have to write a play based on the
  afterlife.
  Kalaevandros X:  Drama class.  It's so frustrating.
  Direbaen:  That's frustrating?
  Direbaen:  WAIT 'TIL YOU HAVE BILLS AND DEPENDANTS YOU ASSHOLE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045795
text:
  <+kmad> whats the best way to get vaseline off your dick
  <@BigJesus> sand paper
  <+royceda59> lol
  <+kmad> fuck you, not fallign for that again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045843
text:
  <RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill
  Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909263
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045894
text:
  <@RuneCaster> but they cost you an arm, leg and your left
  testicle
  <skold> i wonder why someone would want your arm, leg and
  testicle
  <@RuneCaster> skold: MacDonald's


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.045957
text:
  <Ober> hahaha
  <infi> ?
  <Ober> MSNBC "No Iraqi Dikes have been blown"
  <VistA> lol
  <infi> heh
  <Ober> the guy said "ahh"
  <dragonbyt> dont dykes lack the equipment to get blown?
  <Ober> after the word blown
  <Ober> like he did a double take


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046008
text:
  <Torontoye> Hi guys,. i have a P90 24mg Ram,.I would like to
  make it a gateway,. how much Swap space should i give it??
  <afterstep> Torontoye: 24 milligrams of ram?
  <afterstep> oh, i'd say about an ounce or so of swap.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909264
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046067
text:
  <{Mantis}> we had an interesting conversation once while we
  were both doing
  nitrous balloons...
  <{Mantis}> pure...pharamsuetical grade nitrous I might add
  <{Mantis}> we were in the middle of this awesome conversation
  and then we both
  looked up and here walking up to us....was this naked woman
  who was painted
  from head to toe as a cheetah...
  <{Mantis}> with wiskers and all...I thought I was
  hallucinating...and then she
  walked up to me...and reached out and said...."can I have
  some of your
  ballooon"
  <{Mantis}> I was so startled I let it go......and it went
  zinnning around,....
  <{Mantis}> she went damn.........now I'll have to blow and
  another one...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046170
text:
  <hajjs> a floppy just got stuck in the computer
  <hajjs> htf do i get it out?
  <Puppet-Master> force?
  <hajjs> i sprayed hand lotion onto it
  <hajjs> it got out.... but didn't look pretty


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046244
text:
  <Kitster17m> i don't quote meaningless blabs
  <RainDown> <Kitster17m> " You are a stupid bitch ,
  <RainDown> <Kitster17m> and i hate you "
  <RainDown> thanks for being oh-so-meaningful
  <Kitster17m> that's not meaningless, that's very deep
  <Kitster17m> it's an introspective criticism concerning one's
  relations with another, and the social awareness of the
  prostitution institute
  <RainDown> Screw you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909265
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046316
text:
  <dorkling> I think after four years I've finally managed to
  make my schools watch list
  <dorkling> during the club fair today I found an empty booth
  and set up an 'I Hate You Club'
  <dorkling> Stole some others clubs sign up sheet that was
  blank and someone elses diorama board and stuck some stuff
  about hate being theraputic
  <dorkling> I actually had about 9 people signed up when a
  teacher came over and told me that she needed to confiscate
  everything I had
  <dorkling> then she noticed the notes I was taking for an
  essay (on abortion)
  <dorkling> one of them just happened to be a printed wiki
  article titled in bold letters 'Back alley abortions'
  <dorkling> and she starts to take it from me
  <sekoku> dorkling: Did you tell her that abortion was for
  another teacher?
  <dorkling> I did when she started to take it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046404
text:
  freezingplanet85: How long Is your robo wang?
  SmarterChild: Very long.
  freezingplanet85: Stupid bot.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909267
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046452
text:
  Kristopolous: I don't think we should have thermometers,
  speedometers, or odometers.
  Kristopolous: This is America damn it!
  Kristopolous: Thermofeet, speedofeet, and odofeet for me,
  thank you very much!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909268
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046601
text:
  <swl> I got a tshirt for my birthday that says "This ain't a
  beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine"
  <swl> i wonder if it was a nice gesture or not :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909269
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046697
text:
  <afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got
  this way because I went to a p0rn site someone messaged me.
  I'm an idiot. Find an IRCop and get me klined please!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909269
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046753
text:
  <@Rob_Saunders> why do people dislike pop bands?
  <+K_Praslowicz> Mecause it is mass-produced crap
  <@Rob_Saunders> it's not all crap :(
  <+K_Praslowicz> Maybe, But I'm not one to dig through piles of
  shit to pick out a good piece of corn to eat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909269
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046808
text:
  <Supergoad> im about to bid on a damn fine sexy router
  <Supergoad> im gonna sleep with it, caress its ports with my
  tounge
  <Supergoad> then im gonna plug my cable into it
  <Supergoad> and its LED's are gonna go wild


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046895
text:
  <MooseWare> Anyone in here know a good IRC server to find
  people who are intersted in making game?
  <MooseWare> games*
  <Raggedy-Asmo> #redundant-questions
  <MooseWare> that chat is empty
  <CrazYGuyMrkII> lol
  <Valeria> rofl
  <Raggedy-Asmo> lol Val
  <MooseWare> im serious, its empty
  <Valeria> ;)
  <MooseWare> except for me, of course
  <Raggedy-Asmo> hey, let's send that one to bash
  <CrazYGuyMrkII> rofl
  <Valeria> already there
  <CrazYGuyMrkII> thats like that other one
  <CrazYGuyMrkII> join #someonewhocares
  <CrazYGuyMrkII> im the only one there
  <Raggedy-Asmo> lol
  <MooseWare> that room is empty too
  <CrazYGuyMrkII> lol
  <MooseWare> grr


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046943
text:
  <Tiberiumsun01> I am so lonely, I wish a girl would look at me
  <maq> maybe you should wait around in parking lots at night
  until one comes by and stuff her in a potato sack


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.046990
text:
  <nyetwerk> why is it that they always make the stupidest
  person on a project team be the leader?
  <DocRadium> what are you in charge of now?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909270
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047040
text:
  <Nuclear> I can imagine watching TV while giving you head, but
  during sex???
  <Nitronium> How can she watch TV while giving you head?
  <MegaDeth> He must be a tellytubby...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047096
text:
  <@rtav> CaptainX, It is considered outdated and sexist to
  refer to your barbecue with "her"
  <@rtav> CaptainX, Unless it is an erotic barbecue with the
  erotic feature set of a woman.
  <@rtav> Then I propose that you are confusing a hooker with a
  barbecue.
  <@rtav> To determine once and for all whether you are dealing
  with a barecue or a hooker, simply light it on fire.
  <@rtav> If it runs, you are dealing with a hooker.
  <@rtav> If it does not, you are either dealing with a barbecue
  or a dead hooker.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047150
text:
  <MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and
  the first thing I see is:
  <MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
  <MadHatter> that's great


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047243
text:
  * Volt9000 gazes through binoculars at DopefishJustin "And
  here we have the nerd, in his natural habitat, the Star Trek
  convention. Notice his pale skin and thick glasses, typical of
  the species nerdius nevergonnagetlaidius."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909271
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047309
text:
  <Gobi> know what's better than pasta?
  <Feat> pornography
  <Gobi> more pasta!
  <Gobi> ...and that
  <Feat> porn pasta?
  <Gobi> porno-getti
  <Feat> ravi-hole-ey
  <Feat> hmm
  <Gobi> hmm indeed
  <Gobi> heh heh heh
  <Gobi> we could market to all the college dropouts in Canada
  and make billions off their unspent student loans!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047405
text:
  <Hot_Guy> Fentom: you're a girl?
  <Fentom> -{Hot_Guy}- depends how desperate you are and how
  much money you will pay for me to come down there


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909272
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047452
text:
  <Cotton Mouth> How do you describe the color blue to someone
  who is blind and has never seen a color before?
  <NickBlasta> 0 0 255


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047511
text:
  <Managore> Heh.. All I ever drink is cock and fanta.
  <Managore> FUCK
  <Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh??
  <Managore> NO
  <Managore> FUCK
  <Managore> SHIT
  <Managore> FUCK
  <Managore> FUCK


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047564
text:
  <Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the
  planet, i'll spare you
  <yunicus> yer a dear heart
  <yunicus> really
  <yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909273
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047616
text:
  <EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o
  <EarthQuake> hehe
  <@omega> omega came first
  <@omega> then the chicken got pregnant


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047673
text:
  <Bunge> The Clinton administration created a $300 billion
  surplus, in a few years the Bush administration has turned
  that into a $400 billion deficit, mostly spent on "the war on
  terror"
  <Bunge> and they claim that is good financial management?
  <Bunge> they are a bunch of cnuts
  <Kormiic> At least now I'm not terrified...
  <Kormiic> Oh... wait...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909274
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047768
text:
  <ByeRights> what is it? firewire?
  <@Pugh> erm...Serial
  <ByeRights> probably uses a universal serial bus then
  <ByeRights> oh wait, USB...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909275
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047829
text:
  <KB1JEC> anybody here give me a little help with VB?
  <MikeJ> KB1JEC - does this look like a VB help channel?
  <MikeJ> #C# is the VB help channel
  <MikeJ> *duh*
  <KB1JEC> ok im so awfully sorry
  <KB1JEC> Unable to join #C# because a correct key is required
  <MikeJ> ok
  <MikeJ> then try #C++ they do it too
  <KB1JEC> ok im in #c++, thanks
  * KB1JEC has left #VisualBasic
  <MikeJ> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909275
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047873
text:
  <Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?!
  Then do we have the restaraunt for you!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909275
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.047926
text:
  <EmpressMay> When I was 5, I was in Radio Shack's battery
  club.
  <RegEdit> The first rule about battery club is you do not talk
  about battery club.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909276
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048069
text:
  spaceinvader455: heh
  spaceinvader455: I saw lake house yesterday
  spaceinvader455: and when they first started trading letters
  spaceinvader455: (the guy that lives in '04 and the girl that
  lives in '06)
  spaceinvader455: I thought to myself, "Ok, first letter, So,
  how was star wars episode III?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909276
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048118
text:
  <virt> i'm a musician. of course i hate HHC. you can't like it
  unless you are a) a candy raver, b) a candy raver, c) a
  candyraver, and possibly d) tone deaf and epileptic - and/or
  german


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048167
text:
  <PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand
  Theft Auto 3. For example, if I need a ride across town and
  there's a squad car nearby, I just punch the nearest old lady.
  When the cops get out of their vehicle to fight me, I steal
  the car. That gets me Warning Level 1, but all I have to do is
  hide in an alleyway for 30 seconds and the cops will forget
  all about me. Great learning tool.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048239
text:
  <kisama> you know what's hilarious
  <kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned
  <kisama> then walking around all furtive
  <DooD> ...
  <kisama> hhahaha
  <kisama> i did that today
  <kisama> you'd think ppl would notice
  <kisama> but i was in art all day
  <kisama> with my zipper down
  <kisama> and a long shirt
  <DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P
  <kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909277
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048347
text:
  <Mojokoko> phew... just jogged .6th of a mile
  <@SJr> Mojokoko is that 1 and 2/3 miles?
  <MarysKid> math not your major SJr?
  <@SJr> actually it is :)
  <MarysKid> LOL
  <MarysKid> um... OK
  <@SJr> that could mean 60% a mile, which would be wierd, or
  more accurately 1/.6
  <@SJr> which works out to 5/3
  <@SJr> since when someone says they jogged a 6th of a mile
  they jogged 1/6 miles, a 10th of a mile is 1/10 miles. So it
  strikes me that .6th of a mile is 1/.6
  <Mojokoko> bah...
  <Mojokoko> ill kick your mensa ass to alaska


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909278
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048448
text:
  <NC> So you're a family full of Meekos?
  <NC> That's.. scary.
  <Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end.
  <Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in
  our own pee.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909278
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048495
text:
  <Kortney> Well, you know, if you're wearing heathen sandals
  then I have an obligation to save their soles.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048547
text:
  <BlackComb> any 1 have 04-ja_rule-leaving_
  (always_on_time_pt_ii_ft_ja_rule)-brm.mp3
  <DvsG> ja rule featuring ja rule?
  <DvsG> that's twice the gayness
  <DvsG> woohoo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048593
text:
  <@Kropotkin> I hate looting corpses for anything other than an
  upgrade. I usually just loot the gold and small items... just
  feels more realistic to do that than strip someone naked all
  the time. I mean, this is Skyrim, not Baltimore.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048645
text:
  <VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of
  necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some
  <VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with
  the inscription "For a good time, dig"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909279
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048695
text:
  <CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me..
  <CYBORG> i am planning my most incredible experience...
  soon......
  <CYBORG> i need brave partener....
  <CYBORK> for wild sea adventure........


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048757
text:
  <Guyp> like a week ago this indian
  <Guyp> interviewed my english teacher
  <Guyp> and he didnt know english
  <Guyp> so he said
  <Guyp> excuse me, my english bad, because class is boring and
  when teacher are teaching i smoke out class
  <Guyp> it was so funny
  <Guyp> ;[


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048814
text:
  <Winchester> I just watched a PSA video of how to save
  ourselves from atomic bombs in the `40s.
  <Winchester> And I realized: "Oh, shit, we`re at risk."
  <Winchester> And then I watched a video of the Brady kids and
  I was too happy to care.
  <Winchester> Conclusion: The Ruskies used the Brady kids to
  distract us.
  <Winchester> Reason for Failure: The Bradys lacked musical
  talent and Jan was an emo bitch.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048864
text:
  <sheep--> people at my work are weird
  <sheep--> i was washing my hands.. and this guy walks out of a
  stall with no shirt on, goes to a urinal, does his business,
  and goes back into a stall :\\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909280
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048912
text:
  <Ban> Good lord. My sunburn is peeling and there is another
  layer of sunburn under my sunburn.
  <Sigma> just cut your skin off and tan the muscle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909281
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.048966
text:
  thisismykittyx: so i went into victoria's secret and asked one
  of the bra-fitting ladies if they carried AAs.
  thisismykittyx: and the lady goes, "try radioshack".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909281
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049040
text:
  <an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much
  yesterday.
  <an_ass733> You're supposed to laugh now, then I say "What's
  so funny?" and then I realize that what I said sounded like
  masturbation, and then I say "I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!!", then
  someone posts it onto bash.org and the score goes up to 200.
  <Angelic_erection> well, let's start over
  <an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much
  yesterday.
  <+odaen> an_ass are you sure it was beatmania?
  <an_ass733> Huh?
  <an_ass733> Oh shit.
  <Angelic_erection> lol
  <JAT|DWIwithCar> Haha your wrist hurts
  <an_ass733> I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909281
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049085
text:
  <RedXIII> anal with jennifer lopez would be like basketball
  with michael jordan... or bible study with jesus


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049132
text:
  ( `46and2   ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off...
  it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me
  where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all
  this clear shit came out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049182
text:
  <antix> im bored
  <antix> i think i might go mod my toilet
  <Shady> what are you going to do? :S
  <antix> i think i might add some little flashin lights so i
  can read the paper in the dark...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049235
text:
  (@Nick^) we were about to start an important exam yesterday
  (@Nick^) and the male teacher says "any mobile phones turn
  them out and put them on the desk at the front"
  (@Nick^) and my friend questioned him about whether it was
  necessary to put it on the desk at the front, blah blah
  (@Nick^) then the teacher walks down the row of people to
  check, and says to my /other/ friend, "Is that a mobile phone
  in your pocket?"
  (@Nick^) and my friend turned round and said "No he's just
  pleased to see you"
  (@Nick^) I almost got kicked out for crying with laughter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909282
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049282
text:
  <Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A
  turkish guy's
  page and my flip flop in my scanner


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049341
text:
  <Seros> fuck
  <Seros> we were at 7-11
  <Seros> And amanda is wearing this shirt that says "wtf?"
  <Seros> The indian guy that works there said "What is the
  meaning of this.. wtf?"
  <Amanda> I told him that it's a non-profit organization.  >:O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049390
text:
  <pyro> I remember when I was younger this chick wanted me to
  give her a hickey but i didn't know how.. so i went on google


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909283
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049480
text:
  <spacemank> someone help me think of an eye catching phrase or
  something about me.
  <cky> hm
  <cky> your nickname rhymes with 'wank'
  <PsykoDave> Spacewank!
  <spacemank> gr... not to do with my NICK
  <cky> well, you said about you :P
  <spacemank> yes, me. not my nick.
  <spacemank> I am not my nick.
  <spacemank> I am me.
  <Greg|wawy> if you re-arrange the letters, you get "spankmace"
  <cky> your nick has to do with you
  <spacemank> not really.
  <spacemank> GRR
  <spacemank> USELESS
  <Greg|wawy> :D
  <cky> which is almost "spank mice"
  <cky> you could also rearrange it to say MSPancake!
  <spacemank> I hate you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049529
text:
  <Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you?
  <GruMM[GruMM[Away[GruMM]]]> coz if it is going to be done, it
  should be done right'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049586
text:
  <ClosedGL> tar -xzf willy.gz;touch muh_woody;head -n 1 &&
  mount /cho/momma && echo >$1 "Harder!\n";dd if=/dev/beans of=/
  cho/momma/face count=1 bs=spoonfull && umount /cho/momma &&
  sleep 15.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049648
text:
  <Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once
  <Threeboy> haah.
  <Threeboy> that's more like torture 101.
  <Didjital> taht game was hard as hell
  <Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass.
  <Didjital> mario is missing = win
  <Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he fucking dropped the
  ball twice.
  <Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but FUCK.
  FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909284
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049699
text:
  <changO-> dude
  <changO-> ive had 3 hot sounding bitches call here for the
  last 3 days with the wrong number
  <changO-> what is this shit
  <changO-> next time a bitch calls im gonna tell her to shut
  the FUCK UP and shove the phone UP THEIR CUNTT and DIE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909285
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049750
text:
  Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"
  Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909285
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049853
text:
  <milenko> september was much better for my downloads
  <Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has
  been down a bit
  <milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz
  ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.049902
text:
  <!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said  and
  accepted it as truth
  <NoDamage> yes i have

  <NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050013
text:
  <Joshua> how's the recording going?
  <Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much
  as of late...
  <Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead
  paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations
  of a building
  <Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the
  badger?
  <Lexx> they were both stillborn
  <Lexx> as were their parents
  <Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
  <Joshua> wow...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909286
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050075
text:
  <[Banned-H]G-Daddy>no, see, do a threesome 2guys/1girl... so
  you have the bigger dick (gotta take a chance) and she'll
  ignore him.. so you can do his boyfriend with him watching :)
  <Claus> woah there G!
  <Isajeep> rofl
  <Claus> "so you can do his boyfriend with him watching"
  <Isajeep> I don't call him Gay-Daddy for nothing
  <[Banned-H]G-Daddy> er.. her her her
  <[Banned-H]G-Daddy> jesus... what am I thinking


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050126
text:
  <Triumph> No wonder we can't win in Afghanistan.
  <Triumph> We drop a dozen bombs and when no one is left
  standing, drop a bag of food.
  <Triumph> Instead, we should drop the bag of food first and
  when everyone gathers around it, drop a single bomb.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050168
text:
  TaniquaLoL: i stole my moms stash and sold it to her friend
  hahaha
  EyezBloodshot: lmao
  TaniquaLoL: shes all bitchy now though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909287
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050228
text:
  RIAA Rep 387: My name is Mark Guineve, and I am a
  representative of the Recording Industry Association of
  America. We here at the RIAA, have recieved reports of illegal
  filesharing of copyrighted materials on your PC. We are
  currently filing lawsuits, against copyright infringement
  offenders, and are willing to give you a courtesy warning to
  stop these illegal activities, or we will subpoenea your ISP,
  to take further action.
  RIAA Rep 387: We have detected several acts of illegal piracy
  on your computer.
  RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, I am also in New Jersey and I can call
  your house if you would prefer.
  Girl: what am i supposed to do
  RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, are you currently using KaZaA, or is it
  another File-Sharing service?
  Girl: kazaa
  Girl: i just closed out of it
  Girl: WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!!
  RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, it is necessary that you now dance around
  topless with a fishstick in your pants.
  RIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, are you doing this yet?
  Girl: **** u!
  RIAA Rep 387: Not appropriate language, Kristy.
  RIAA Rep 387: Nah, I'm just messin' with you.
  Girl: that scared me.. i was about to start dancin
  Girl: jp who is this


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050283
text:
  <r-beretta> wow, rape porn pop-ups.
  <r-beretta> that's a first
  <[Knob]> ever got incest pop-ups?
  <r-beretta> yes, incest is common for me
  <r-beretta> IN THE POP-UPS I MEAN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050383
text:
  <Orion> Among the impressive range of Durex products you'll
  find are three new exciting condoms - Sensation, Close Fit and
  Classic.
  <Orion> oh goody, three NEW EXCITING condoms
  <goldberg> put them all on at once
  <goldberg> you get a classic close fit sensation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909288
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050440
text:
  thedrhino: oh man, i got an email called, chefmaster blowout
  thedrhino: it's like, we have way too many chefmasters, PLEASE
  BUY ONE
  thedrhino: they're 18 bucks
  thedrhino: they must suck ass
  Princess Ryo: yes they must
  thedrhino: what if it was rocks, and a bit of wood
  thedrhino: you bang the rocks together to make the fire
  Princess Ryo: and a long dirty branch
  Princess Ryo: to stick the food on and hold it over the fire
  thedrhino: with bugs in it
  Princess Ryo: and a piece of paper with a guy with a pipe in
  his mouth anda chef's hat on smiling that says "YOU'VE JUST
  PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER!" with step by step instructions
  Princess Ryo: or just "YOU'VE JUST PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER!
  HA HA, YOU SUCK"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909289
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050498
text:
  <Paveourroads> in a multiplayer game, you can be all, "Look, I
  have cooler shit than you." in a singleplayer game, you're
  like, "OK, my stuff is cool." and you show people who come
  over to your house and they're like, "You're a loser." so you
  cry and die. >:(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909289
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050545
text:
  Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to
  a teacher
  <Kitsa> he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909289
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050604
text:
  <Hroth> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=
  8795795223394289910
  <Hroth> bush's family supported the nazi's
  <videogameaholic> you know who didn't support the nazi's?
  jews.  look what happened to them.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909290
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050793
text:
  <Ariakas> HAHAHA
  <Ariakas> Look what happened on my MUD
  <Ariakas> SylphW leaps into the Lynx fighting stance.
  <Ariakas> MyAss slinks into the Ferret fighting stance.
  <Ariakas> SylphW's strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to MyAss!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909291
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050846
text:
  <TomGreen> hehe
  <TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> r u really tom green?
  <TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> cuz i am like a huuuuge fan!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909292
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050898
text:
  <genesis> mommy, why doesnt bc do logic math?
  <ch> because you touch yourself.
  <genesis> a world without bit shifts is a world i dont want to
  masturbate in


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909292
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050947
text:
  <roOt-dIR> where can i get a free shopping cart?
  <roOt-dIR> ?
  <collapser> supermarket, then run away quickly


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.050996
text:
  <amped> ok guys, i'm back
  <lodg> im sure u were doing something important like watching
  ppl party from ur window


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051065
text:
  <pigger> y u b h8n?
  <pigger> dun h8 plzkthx
  <Judicator> Ewww.
  <Judicator> Dalnet-speak. :/
  <FDISK> Judicator: FUCK YOU.
  <FDISK> Its not Dalnet!
  <FDISK> You don't even joke about that shit!
  <pigger> hahahha
  <FDISK> Thats like telling a sweaty dude "Damn, you just get
  finished raping a ten year old or something?"
  <FDISK> Its THAT offensive.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909293
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051128
text:
  <[m1]> sup sluts
  <ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit
  <[m1]> haha dude
  <[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D
  <[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd
  <ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying
  <ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away
  <ian_> and all that rot
  <[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051229
text:
  <Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific
  Rape in Alley", or something.
  <Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?"
  <Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909294
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051283
text:
  <dave> so i was driving.. too fast
  <dave> some female officer took me off the road
  <dave> so i asked "how much?"
  <dave> she: 40 bucks
  <dave> me: alright, get in


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909295
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051388
text:
  <Wee_AL> ah well im prosb gona buy the new RHCP album
  <Wee_AL> actully shit ill just borrow it
  <Wee_AL> no cash
  <DjSatansfury> im probably just gonna have a wank, and listen
  to myself moan as i cum, 'cause it'll sound the fucking same


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909295
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051431
text:
  [ @Hammer ] Okay, I was going to have some Count Chocula, so I
  started pouring a bowl. But then I ran out before I filled the
  bowl, so I just filled the rest with Cocoa Pebbles cause that
  was the only other cereal we had. So I open the fridge, and we
  have no milk, only chocolate milk. So yeah, I consumed about 5
  years worth of chocolate intake in that one meal.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909295
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051480
text:
  <Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you
  can't tell from the low-quality pictures


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051570
text:
  <chibo> Found something pretty rad. $5 FBI hat purchased at
  HOPE. Blew past a cop at 85. Looked over at the cop, he read
  the hat, saluted, and retargeted someone else with the radar
  gun. Not too bad for $5. Highly recommended.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051626
text:
  <BhavFox> FurServ: op me
  <FurServ> BhavFox: You are already opped.
  <BhavFox> ;O)
  <Kas> FurServ: suck me
  <Kas> aww
  <Hawx> Kas: You already suck.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909296
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051673
text:
  <timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded
  <timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051758
text:
  <ColonelCoroner> Nah, this one's good.  Alright, so it was
  getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change
  the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get
  into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died.
  The Angel at the gate said to the man, "Before I let you in, I
  need you to tell me how your day was going when you died."
  <ColonelCoroner> "No problem," the man said. "I came home to
  my 10th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife
  half naked. I knew she was fucking some bitch, I glanced out
  onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off
  the edge by his fingertips!  Well, I ran out onto the balcony
  and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But
  wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that
  broke his fall and he didn't die. This pissed me off even
  more. I wanted to kill the fucker! So I unplugged my
  refrigerator, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it
  over the side. It plummeted 10 stories and crushed him! The
  excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart
  attack and died almost instantly."
  <ColonelCoroner> The Angel considers this, and let's him in
  cuz it WAS a bad day....The next dude comes up, and is asked
  the same question.  So the dude replies, "But you're not going
  to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 11th floor
  apartment doing my daily exercises. I was really pushing hard,
  and I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and
  accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch
  myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But all of
  a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment,
  started cussing, and stomps on my fingers. I fell and fucking
  hit some trees and bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so
  I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the
  ground in shock and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push
  his refrigerator, of all things, off the balcony. It falls the
  10 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly."
  <Piro-nuts> rofl...
  <ColonelCoroner> So the Angel chuckles, thinks his job is
  pretty cool, and let's this dude in...the third dude comes up,
  and again the Angel asks him the same question about how he
  died.  So the dude goes, 'Okay, picture this, I'm hiding in
  this refrigerator right..."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051920
text:
  <MazeMachino> id ownz us all and we know it
  <MazeMachino> well maybe not jud
  <MazeMachino> he doesn't know it
  <MazeMachino> but he'll find out
  <MazeMachino> when Doom3 arrives in the shops
  <jud_> yay, pasty fat white zombies for everyone!
  <MazeMachino> yeah, w00t
  <MazeMachino> pasty fat white zombies? Americans?
  <jud_> why spend bazillions on a computer capable of running
  doom3 when i could just look in the mirror?
  <MazeMachino> Doom3, the game where you get to shoot American
  white trash in the gut


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909297
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.051968
text:
  [@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay
  channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS
  WOULDN'T YOU


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909298
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052017
text:
  <november7> 100 pts
  <`red> in canada we get 200 pts for running over americans.
  <november7> yea but over here your points arent worth shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909298
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052109
text:
  <lokk> GM posts 1.9bil loss
  <lokk> ouch!
  <Booster> they should have saved money switching to geico


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052160
text:
  <@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and
  calls me a pervert
  <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught
  my sister masturbating
  <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
  <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052210
text:
  <DMod> meh I hate watching the same pr0n twice
  <Fatal> watching it twice ruins the ending
  <Thorshammer> haha
  <Thorshammer> omg not on her face!! whatta plot twist


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052260
text:
  <mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for
  STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
  <melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
  <Gabooz> HE STARTED IT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909299
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052316
text:
  <JohnnyBl> Now, if you're to tell me that it really costs a
  whole dollar more for that goddamn, red-haired, floppy-shoe
  wearing, Grimace-loving, Hamburglar-catching, cocksucking,
  Fryguy slave-holding, Mayor McCheese-bribing, son of a bitch
  clown to give me 2 extra nuggets, I'll tell you you're full of
  shit.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052418
text:
  * BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now
  as we speak; for the first time
  <Arrow> FIRST TIME?!
  <BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just
  really lazy about it.  But now I've gotten into the habit of
  taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B
  <Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to
  Dungeon 7 off of it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909300
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052475
text:
  DShadow_: I don't have any use for floppies now.
  DShadow_: Though I've still got a ton in my closet
  twist: better archive them to cdr before they rot
  DShadow_: Most of them I did.
  twist: (then archive those to dvd-r before they rot)
  LafinJack: and archive *those* to MTRs
  LafinJack: ack, i'm not supposed to talk about that :o
  DShadow_: LafinJack: MTR?
  LafinJack: shh, you didn't hear me say that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052521
text:
  <+coondawg> the creativity used in porn title naming if
  applied correctly could probly cure cancer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052589
text:
  <Margret> Oh, Henry! Would you like your afternoon TIT?
  <Henry> Yes dear, please, do the BLOWJOB
  <Margret> One SUCK or two?
  <Henry> I am afraid I must watch my SEXUAL HABITS, one
  ASSGRIND for me please, sweety
  <Margret> Gladly dear, could you kindly SUCK ON MY biscotti?
  <Henry> where is it WHORE?
  <Margret> your HUMUNGOUS COCK has LEAKED SWEET MAN JUICE ON IT
  <Henry> Oh, thank you dear, haha! Clumsy of my not to look
  under your LONG ASS PUBES
  <Margret> *sip*
  <Henry> *Sip* I do declare darling, what type of CLIT is this?
  Its very juicy
  <Margret> Its essence of WET HOT PUSSY JUICE, d'you like it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052647
text:
  <@Beannie|A> my girlfriend's horny :) and im 'helping' her
  with it hehehe
  <@Beannie|A> 'sok, im horny too
  <@Beannie|A> and shes helping me
  <mnkymajik> and ur on mirc?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909301
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052694
text:
  <Madflojo> jesus christ calm down with the trout slapping in
  here
  <Madflojo> heh maybe it will help if i scroll down before
  commenting after being idle


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052742
text:
  Lilmuckers- did someone say lesbians
  c99koder- haha
  Wrecked_Em- lil: not yet o_0
  Lilmuckers- lol
  Lilmuckers is disappointed
  Wrecked_Em will slowly lead to the topic of lesbains
  Wrecked_Em- so...fish
  Lilmuckers- dolphins eat fish
  crt0- lesbians ...
  Lilmuckers- dolphins can have sex for fun
  Wrecked_Em- in maniac mansion muff diver got sensored for tuna
  diver
  Lilmuckers- therefore lesbian dolphins must exist
  Wrecked_Em- ...what do you think about the muff diving?
  crt0- -_-
  Lilmuckers thinks about lesbians
  crt0 does too
  Wrecked_Em thinks about dolphins


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052788
text:
  *** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the
  fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking
  faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with
  cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery,
  no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909302
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052843
text:
  < bluehat> the more I think about it, the more I realize I
  don't really need a perfect world to be happy
  < bluehat> I'd easily settle for one where it is physically
  impossible for a bathroom to run out of toilet paper
  < andrewjb> careful what you wish for
  < andrewjb> you may get that, but have to reuse the same
  sheets of toilet paper


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909303
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052893
text:
  <ben in da hood> How do i turn on my mic?
  <mike6789> Well I tickle mine, that turns mine on ;-)
  ...
  <ben in da hood> It still isnt on.
  <lop12>lmfao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909303
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052935
text:
  *** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to Kids in
  the back seat cause accidents.  Accidents in the backseat
  cause kids.
  *** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to oops,
  wrong channel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909303
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.052997
text:
  <Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food
  <Slant> I appear to have slipped my guilt in .. err ..
  inability to cook food.
  <Slant> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't
  have the attention span.
  <Slant> As such, we have had a few vict.. err .. accidents
  around the house.
  <Slant> So it looks like I'll be eating ramen tonight. Worse,
  I'll be eating it carefully monitored.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909303
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053045
text:
  <ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to
  smoke and when I quit 3 weeks ago I started eating more. If
  that's the case there is a healther, cleaner, more fun oral
  practice that could satisfy me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053122
text:
  <Bookworm> bash.org I don't think it's abuse, do you?
  <IICV> bash.org Why are we prefacing everything with bash.org?
  <JeremiahSmith> bash.org Nope.
  <AngelHedgie> bash.org No, more like pointing out the flaw in
  the script.
  <JeremiahSmith> bash.org Because Yin-Tzu's scripts filter out
  all lines that contain bash.org.
  <Bookworm> bash.org - iicv - Yin-Tzu has a script that
  replaces the whole line that has bash.org in it with "I'm a
  flaming lamer"
  <IICV> bash.org Spiffy.
  <JeremiahSmith> bash.org So he doesn't know we're talking
  about him.
  <AngelHedgie> bash.org So we're trying to drive a point home.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053177
text:
  <Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys
  <Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares
  <DJ_Dave> heh
  <DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909304
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053230
text:
  <Credence> how is an athlon even remotely comparable to a
  celeron
  <Aeturnus> they're pretty close in speed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053292
text:
  <NEGRO> i find out if i can get 1.5mbit cable tomarrow
  <NEGRO> comcast keep dicking us around
  <NEGRO> "yes, service is available in your area"
  <NEGRO> "oh, its available, but not in your neighborhood, but
  in your area!"
  <NEGRO> "oh, it is available in your neighborhood."
  <NEGRO> "well, maybe its not, we just like getting your hopes
  up you stupid fuck ass!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053348
text:
  <Esk|out> If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
  <Esk|out> If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq.
  <Esk|out> If the terrorists are frisky,
  <Esk|out> Pakistan is looking shifty,
  <Esk|out> North Korea is too risky,
  <Esk|out> Bomb Iraq.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909305
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053403
text:
  <Sneux_Duck> so today at school we had this guy talking about
  sexual predators online and crap like that for a good hour.
  and he said something like "girls don't put your pictures
  online. these freaks will only collect, trade and sell them"
  and i said a bit too loudly "gotta catch 'em all"
  <Sneux_Duck> he was the only one not laughing...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909306
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053446
text:
  Lah Deez Mahn: sweet
  Lah Deez Mahn: outlook 2004
  Lah Deez Mahn: now handles
  Lah Deez Mahn: all my email accounts
  Lah Deez Mahn: from  *everywhere*
  Lah Deez Mahn: hotmail, adelphia, yahoo, b4k3r.com
  Lah Deez Mahn: ahh, i like it
  afmomania: now all you need is someone to email you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909306
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053508
text:
  <Jonathan> Hey you know what's hard? Trying to move your toes
  individually!
  <Jonathan> I've been practicing though. My left foot's toes
  are almost completely independent.
  <Sumez> gee, Jon, what awaste of time
  <Sumez> At least spend your time pulling your penis so it gets
  longer or something else that's useful
  <Jonathan> I have people who do that for me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909306
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053616
text:
  <WooWoo> i was walking through goodwill with my daughter to
  look for costume ideas and there was this stuffed trout adn i
  gave it to her, adn literally, she smacked me with it and
  laughed
  <WooWoo> and i'm like.
  <WooWoo> omfg
  <WooWoo> she just trout slapped me
  <WooWoo> wtf
  <WooWoo> she's not on irc
  <WooWoo> it was all big too
  <WooWoo> like 3 feet long


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053663
text:
  <Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable
  explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if
  not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053721
text:
  <zerg> if you ever got pregnant would you get an abortion?
  <S4L3M> no
  <zerg> adoption?
  <S4L3M> no
  <zerg> keep it?
  <S4L3M> of course!! i prefer to know my spawns so i can bestow
  upon them all my evilness and evil ways and evil knowledge...
  <S4L3M> how else will i ever rule the world? fool.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909307
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053794
text:
  <Hsu> you can have such amazing battle in the beta
  <Hsu> i suck ballz and i still have a shit load of fun
  <Hsu> it gets you so pumped
  <Methos> keeps you fit too sweating from all that adrenalin
  gaming.. that's how i stay fit
  <Hsu> you smell
  <Methos> yes, that's the sweat from the "set" i just did..
  <Hsu> reps
  <Hsu> got to love them
  <Methos> it was a quick fast paced HL gib-fest
  <Methos> my next "rep" is slower a calmdown by playing
  solitaire


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053841
text:
  *** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd
  (DIE.)
  *** markus (~wh00p@132-31-254-64.cognicase.net) has joined
  channel #rmipeople
  <DJTodd> What would I do without /kick?
  <markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053889
text:
  losercmc: I'm going to kill splintercell, or at least get
  banned trying
  Sgtsnowman85: yea u should
  Sgtsnowman85: if i had enough money i'd fly to his city and
  track him down
  Sgtsnowman85: and lick his ass
  Sgtsnowman85: AH!
  losercmc: hahaha
  Sgtsnowman85: kick!
  Sgtsnowman85: omg


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909308
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.053945
text:
  <Anapaest> raping a brain-eating zombie..
  <Anapaest> yummie
  <Insp-Kamiz-> ahaha
  <Insp-Kamiz-> they have lots of holes in them :D
  <Insp-Kamiz-> like.. gangbang from 20different angels
  <Insp-Kamiz-> CRAP, bad typo... angles


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909310
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054182
text:
  <sincere> there was a huge protest here
  <sincere> i walked out into the middle of it
  <sincere> i was like
  <sincere> get away hippies
  <sincere> im only trying to get to the liquor store


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909310
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054254
text:
  <@toe2toe> only time a user has ever cried with me was when
  she had zonealarm set to ultra-annoy-user-at-every-oppurtunity
  mode on
  <@toe2toe> and basically, her nortons was so locked down
  <@toe2toe> everytime she tried to get her mail
  <@toe2toe> and our server tried to send it to her
  <@toe2toe> she thought she was getting hacked
  <@Starfire> the best option i have found in ZA configs is the
  uninstall one
  <@toe2toe> and when i told her she wasnt, she thought that
  some people are harrasing her, and demanded to know why i
  refused to call the police about it :>
  <@Starfire> because its not your job to call the police
  <@Starfire> i would have given her police number
  <@Starfire> and told her to follow it up post haste!
  <@toe2toe> and say what
  <@toe2toe> "hi, im getting hacked on my computer from a guy
  called "local host"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909310
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054311
text:
  <dDG> Wait... what the hell
  <dDG> There's this NASCAR all-star thing on
  <dDG> and there is rap for background music
  <dDG> NASCAR and rap music...
  <wc16> rofl
  <dDG> The terrorists have won


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909310
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054393
text:
  <FunFun> We're gonna go eat at this new restaurant opened by
  this Japanese family tonite...any suggestions on what to
  order?
  <tilted_halo> order bukkake...and ask for a bowl of
  unko...they'll be impressed and stuff
  <Rowan_Knights> dont forget some chitsu...
  <FunFun> Thanks!
  <tilted_halo> and when the waiter comes to your table say the
  following: "Atashi katai hakebune no otoko ga suki!"
  <FunFun> What does that mean?
  <tilted_halo> it's a greeting...
  <FunFun> Alrighty I'll be back in a while!
  ***QUITS: FunFun(Laters!!!)
  <MagiTek> I know bukkake, what else did you 2 tell him ?
  <Rowan_Knights> Well...I told him to order some vagina...
  <tilted_halo> unko means shit and that 'greeting' means "I
  like a man with a hard dick"
  <MagiTek> Bwahahaha...I wish I could be there...
  <tilted_halo> We all do...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054439
text:
  [NARHDD] Man Skunk I think your gay
  [Skunk] thats nice but the only time i've ever come across gay
  porn is accidentally.
  [NARHDD] Its amazing how people always claim that their eyes
  just wonder from a reg. porn site to a gay one (with help of
  ctrl + F)
  [Skunk] Man I knew I shouldve uninstalled VNC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909311
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054616
text:
  <Zer0-kewl> and in network properties i'm static on
  192.168.1.30
  <Prem0> thats why
  <Prem0> ass
  <Prem0> your ip is too high
  <Prem0> cant go above 255
  <Zer0-kewl> too high?  wtf?
  <Prem0> your at 300
  <Zer0-kewl> Thirty
  <Prem0> if U wanted 30 it should be 192.168.1.030
  <Killeroy> wtf?
  <Killeroy> lemme quote that on bash.org :)
  <Prem0> remember it adds 0's to the end
  <Prem0> lol
  <Zer0-kewl> since when?
  <Prem0> since forever
  <Prem0> thats tcp/ip brother
  <Zer0-kewl> if it thought my IP was 300...i doubt i woudl be
  talking to you hear.
  <Prem0> change it to .030 and then try it
  <Killeroy> prem0, don't make it worse for you...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909312
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054666
text:
  Muri> "Does it count as crossplay if Im a man, cosplaying a
  man, who dresses as a woman?"
  Dephemait> no... but it's STILL gay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909312
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054711
text:
  (@Morkoth) i drove over a man changing his tire on the highway
  once
  (@Morkoth) they never caught me
  ([P]Rhea) *The FBI monitors all channels on IRC*
  (@Morkoth) fucker ruined my suspension
  (@Morkoth) Did I say drove over? I meant got out and helped
  (@Morkoth) yep helped him change the tire
  (@Morkoth) after setting off regulation flares, and parking 3
  meters from the bumpber and activating my four way signals


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909312
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054761
text:
  <JBurna> lol you got free AOL knowin AOL sucks ass
  <Demi> Its
  <Demi> Free.
  <@Prowler> So is gum on the bottom of chairs.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054810
text:
  chefantiuser: I'm playing that 20 questions game where the
  computer tries to guess what you're thinking
  chefantiuser: the computer is dumb tho
  ellesmelle: hahaha, aren't they though
  chefantiuser: You were thinking of whiskey.
  chefantiuser: Do most people use this daily? you said
  Sometimes, I say No
  chefantiuser: YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW MY UNCLE ANTONIO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054855
text:
  <Hav0c> man you know you had a good workout when you pull your
  shorts out of the wash and they still smell like shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054902
text:
  <Poo> Imagine my surprise when Jim said the Hamtaro girl was
  hot and I was weirded out cause she was a 5th grade girl
  <Poo> Then I found out he was talking about the hamster


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909313
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.054954
text:
  <Kuiburetsu> I feel betrayed
  <Kuiburetsu> denied
  <Kuiburetsu> and... and...
  <Kuiburetsu> erm...
  <Kuiburetsu> about to be kicked for flooding
  *** Kuiburetsu was kicked by Quiby (flood)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055001
text:
  <BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was
  transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This
  beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I
  owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured
  on them. Woe! Woe!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055047
text:
  <@King-Kong> now this fuckin chick doesnt wanna go out
  <@King-Kong> i fucking took a shower too, wtf


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909314
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055102
text:
  <NinjaDebugger> Too... many... fetch... quests!
  * Zrith parsed that as "fetish."
  <Mandoric> "My black leather panties fell down the well! I'll
  give you the Dildo of Erdrick if you retrieve them!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055214
text:
  <Schitz02> its microsoft. they don't have bugs
  <Schitz02> they have unpublished features
  <Qooiii> like the function office calls randomly called void
  Randomly_Crash_And_Delete_Document(void)
  <Schitz02> right, just like that one
  <Qooiii> i wish they had at least made it predictable
  <Qooiii> like the paperclip guy could pop up and say
  <Qooiii> "it looks like word is going to crash. would you like
  to save your document?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055271
text:
  <pixistix> I like sending out messages in a bottle.
  <pixistix> But I'm creative.
  <pixistix> "I have been shipwrecked at sea, while bringing an
  important message."
  <pixistix> "Do not, under any circumstances, allow President
  Kennedy to go to Dallas"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909315
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055323
text:
  <@Mord> u fucked yo momma last night shin
  <@Mord> no...i mean i did
  <@Mord> you did...
  <@Mord> i mean the one thats most instulting :/
  <+SHIN-SHIN> rofl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909316
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055378
text:
  Knoxy: Her boobs are like "RAWR!"
  Knoxy: Those boobs are like "Rawr."
  Foofaloo: i wish they were like "winrar"
  Knoxy: Then I could be like "I'm going to WinUnZip my pants
  now"
  Knoxy: "And wank until I explode all over your WinfACE"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909316
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055427
text:
  <ORi0N> what good are you with a high IQ if you, for exapmle,
  can't even make a sadwich or something?
  <BaToR> ask that to stehpen hawking :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909317
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055482
text:
  Lord High Rikonian:: then they are not truly letting me "have
  it my way"
  Lord High Rikonian:: Because I want my whopper served to me on
  the stomach of a nubile quivering 19 year old's belly
  Lord High Rikonian:: and I want her vagina filled with ketchup
  for dipping the fries
  Lord High Rikonian:: but will Burger King do that? Nooooooooo
  Lord High Rikonian:: fucking false advertisements
  anastas:: ummm. Rik... that was nasty
  Lord High Rikonian:: I know
  Lord High Rikonian:: if a company says you can have it your
  way...
  Lord High Rikonian:: then they should let you have it your way
  Zerebus:: .....they obviously weren't referring to Lord High
  Rikonian.
  Lord High Rikonian:: well obviously
  Lord High Rikonian:: why must I be persecuted so by corporate
  America?
  Zerebus:: because you're one sick bastard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055538
text:
  <rioter> cd location of file
  <rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm
  <_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
  <_Larez-> didint worked
  <rioter> ...
  <_Larez-> I didint put in the files name
  <_Larez-> just pasted what you typed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055592
text:
  <T-Dragonus> Man: "Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your
  pants!"
  <T-Dragonus> Woman: "No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole
  in there now."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909318
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055669
text:
  <+Cowface> I saw some fella at EA with the last name Teh.
  <@Joshums> hahaha
  <@Joshums> Hilarious
  <+Cowface> Asian character. I was hoping to see a last name
  LoL in the office next to his.
  <@Joshums> it's funny cuz in the phone book it would say "Teh
  Firstname"
  <+Cowface> Haha.
  <+Cowface> It was like... Wein Teh or something.
  <+Cowface> Something along those letters.
  <+Kirbyblade> We should find someone named Fag0t Teh
  <+Kirbyblade> There is apparently a Billy Silly in some
  phonebook
  <@Joshums> it would be funny if his middle name started with
  an R
  <@Joshums> in the phonebook it would say Teh Wein R
  <+Cowface> Hahah
  <+Kirbyblade> Hahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055731
text:
  <EvILEyE|ESC> OWWW
  <EvILEyE|ESC> I just put a deep gash in my toe
  <Bean_Bandit> Good job!
  * Bean_Bandit gives EvILEyE|ESC 10 points.
  <Goku_D_Luffy> use ur evil powers to heal it
  <EvILEyE|ESC> I put rubbing alchohol on it
  <Bean_Bandit> Try saltwater next time.
  <Kuno> try vinigar
  <Swaydude|Naptime> iodine hurts more
  <Kuno> ketchup
  <Bean_Bandit> WASABI


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055777
text:
  <SPD-DMN> i wanna get a 6.5L turbo-diesel and like.. put it
  into a honda accord
  <SPD-DMN> or is that.. put a honda accord into a 6.5L
  turbo-diesel?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909319
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055874
text:
  <Amici|Kitty> 666 is the number of the beast ;P
  <momo8D> 6667 is the number of you losing whatever social life
  you might have had.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.055967
text:
  P][s7: Jez and I get in line for the bathroom, and every guy
  in line immediately pushes her to the front. She asks why, and
  they say, "Because you actually have to go." The door opens
  and three guys come out of the one-room bathroom together. The
  last one stops, says, "Oh wait, I have to pee," and heads back
  into the bathroom.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909320
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.056087
text:
  <SykoFreud> i need the medical term for the inside part of the
  woman where the egg is
  <holgie> BOX
  <shuriken> omg
  <holgie> PUSSY BOX CUNT
  <holgie> haha
  <holgie> the answer is: BUTTHOLE
  <SykoFreud> you stupid fucks!
  <holgie> sorry, I'm not familar with words like that in
  english
  <holgie> :)
  <holgie> I know the most important words so it's all good
  <SykoFreud> It's ok, man. I will use "pussy" then.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909321
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.056134
text:
  <Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day
  <Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then
  i get bored


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909321
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.056192
text:
  <Hat> Someone explain this to me.
  <Hat> On an 80 minute CD
  <Hat> I somehow recorded 1 hour and 15 minutes of music
  <Lobot> That's 75 minutes.
  <Hat> .....
  <Hat> oh.  right.
  <Hat> Goddamn time.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.056287
text:
  *** Mavert changes topic to 'Men are like cement... after
  getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
  (EviLGirL-)  Women are like a carpet... lay them right the
  first time and you can walk all over them forever''


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.056337
text:
  <IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago
  <IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any
  hot geeks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909322
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.056383
text:
  <NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet
  <NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick
  pictures


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.056432
text:
  <hep> husbands girlfriend EXTREMELY annoying
  <Ach|medicated> damn husbands, and their whiny girlfriends!
  <Ach|medicated> (number 37 of The Big List of Things You Never
  Expected to
  Say)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.056475
text:
  WC128: OMFG that pizza was orgasmic
  WC128: it was as if God and Jesus and Mary just bukakked into
  my mouth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057116
text:
  <Gudrow> being a virgin at 25 is one thing, being a FEMALE
  virgin at 25 is...unheard of...except in cases of gross
  physical deformity
  <Al> I don't know any 25 year old male virgins either
  <Gudrow> you're sitting in a channel full of people who are
  well on their way
  <Al> Gudrow: good point


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909323
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057171
text:
  <M1k3> hey, the girlscouts would need some parent to look
  after them, are you in?
  <Bo13> wait 1 quick question, does this increase my chanses to
  get laid??
  <M1k3> but they are like 12 years old!!!
  <Bo13> so that's yes?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909324
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057317
text:
  <pHluid->  because everybody leet in linux types with all
  lower case letters like this and no punctuation
  <pHluid-> the shift key is for noobs
  <pHluid-> periods are for chicks
  <pHluid-> and god knows theres no chicks in #linux


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909324
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057362
text:
  <Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for
  dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909325
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057415
text:
  <Foo1> I AM JESUS
  <Foo1> BOW TO ME
  <Foo1> BOW TO MY GREATNESS
  <Foo1> FOR I AM THE SAVIOR
  <Foo1> (*#$(*$#
  *** Foo1 was kicked by Evel (WOOOOO I JUST KICKED JESUS FROM
  AN IRC CHANNEL!@##!@!@#!@#)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909325
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057471
text:
  <Vorpy> seriously, "alote"? what is your first language?
  <Vorpy> do you buy ingredients at a shoppe?
  <Vorpy> ye olde shoppe?
  <Vorpy> is where ye buye ye goodes?
  <Vorpy> muche goodes are needed with whiche to cooke
  <Vorpy> to cooke alote of foodes, ye neede alote of goodes
  from ye olde shoppe


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057568
text:
  Saikoesis: 2. A Singapore singing group by the name of "The
  Oriental
  Singers," sang non-stop for 74 hours and five minutes.
  XDarkMindedX: Is that when they got taken out by snipers?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057648
text:
  <@kitten`> Scientists have determined that the average time
  for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes
  per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis
  is six inches, the average female received two hundred and
  sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times
  per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes
  2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not
  getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out
  <Ritontor> strokes per minute is 9?
  <i> rofl
  <m0zz> 4 minutes?
  <revva> lol
  <Ritontor> what the deuce?
  <m0zz> 4 minutes is average!?
  <kb_DeAd> the average length of the male penis is 15cm
  <i> well since i got at least 9 inches, you should be getting
  2 and a 1/4 miles
  <@mima> like 4 min is way too short
  <kb_DeAd> the average depth of a female vagina is 18cm
  <kb_DeAd> goin on current population
  <kb_DeAd> australia has 12,367 feet of unused pussy
  <i> hang on... work out the average amount of cum we shoot up
  a bitch each time
  <i> and we can work out miles per gallon
  <Mad-Cow> rofl
  <@catinahat> heAe Ahe AEHA EhaEH
  <@catinahat> youre all fucked up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057703
text:
  <phish> wow, I read this in a slashdot post "Stop slouching!
  It's two O'clock in the afternoon, PUT PANTS ON!" and
  immediately thought...damn, he's right
  <phish> ...now I just need to find my pants


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909326
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057764
text:
  <Merrick178> OMFG
  <Merrick178> My Mom just called and I sound like my dad
  <Merrick178> She said "Is that you?" I said "Yea" She said "Im
  glad you answered cause boy am I horny!"
  <Merrick178> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  <Merrick178> WTF
  <Merrick178> IM GONNA GO STAB MYSELF IN THE HEAD NOW


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057821
text:
  <komputes> I'm on a unix based operating system which means i
  get laid as many times as I have to restart my computer
  <marky-b> same, but i run windows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057868
text:
  shadoxx: ...I have 17 terminal windows open right now.
  bai: r u a h4x0r??
  shadoxx: 2_1337_4_school
  bai: dang just don't hack me ok
  shadoxx: okay
  shadoxx: You could be infosec bai. Ur pretty good
  shadoxx: I was going to hack you, but then you appealed to my
  humanity.
  bai: social engineered af


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909327
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057928
text:
  <<Excel>> Omg, I saw the funniest thing today.
  <<Excel>> There was a chalk outline on the floor, like those
  crime scenes where someone's been murdered.
  <<Excel>> And in the middle of it, someone had written 'PWNED!
  '


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909328
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.057984
text:
  <Ear> andy: but Methodists think jebus and god are one.
  <Ear> Which means he impregnated his mother with himself.
  <andy> hahah.
  <Ear> :D
  <andy> he was jerking it in the womb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909328
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058090
text:
  <LoY|Steam> fucks sake
  <LoY|Steam> i tell you what is embarassing
  <LoY|Steam> when you go on a date with a lass
  <LoY|Steam> who is rather plump
  <LoY|Steam> and you try to pick her up as a bit of fun
  <LoY|Steam> but physically
  <LoY|Steam> you cant fucking lift her
  <LoY|Steam> worse fucking date ever, got no sex and put my
  fucking back out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909328
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058145
text:
  <energizer> how should i tell her?
  <flawed> just draw a little stick figure in photoshop then
  some barb wire then another stick figure on the other side of
  the wire, then put arrows pointing at each, one with "brian"
  and the other with "shannon"
  <flawed> doesn't have to be barb wire either, it can be a
  dragon.. or a moat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909329
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058200
text:
  <faR_away-> my dad dont know how to use a cordless phone
  <faR_away-> i hand him the fone saying its for you
  <faR_away-> so it presses 'talk' because he thought it was off
  <faR_away-> and im like.. why would I give u a phone saying
  its for you and it being off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909329
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058253
text:
  <Frag_> whats a good bench mark program?
  <Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows
  <Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is
  <Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke)
  <Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909329
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058300
text:
  <MuerteDeAngeles> Ironic how shit works out...my theory is
  this...no matter how much life wants to fuck me in the ass,
  things always turn out somewhat good
  <MuerteDeAngeles> Like a metaphorical reach-around, if you
  will


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909330
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058394
text:
  <ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your
  computer, and spills donuts and coke on your computer,
  "disinfecting it"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909330
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058444
text:
  <ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know
  how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games?
  <Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper
  cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and  you'll have
  the game play evperience of your life...or death


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058687
text:
  <@sh3p> Download
  <@sh3p> Welcome to File Cauldron!
  <@sh3p> You are downloader number 1,101,922 of 1,104,254
  waiting in line.
  <@sh3p> Your download will begin somewhere around June 19 in
  the year 2044 .


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058733
text:
  <Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop
  would make weird shapes
  <Lepper> like star shaped


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058797
text:
  <DamianMor> On the Top 50-100 page, is it possible to scroll
  down further? say top 200 etc
  <datacide> no
  <DamianMor> Thought not
  <maff> top one jillion
  <datacide> take random :-)
  <DamianMor> Random ones are not as high scored ;)
  <McMoo> maybe you should stop letting other people decide
  what's funny
  <McMoo> you son of a bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909332
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058852
text:
  <myr> grep me! oh grep me baby!
  <myr> run your shells! keep my daemons happy!
  <myr> you turn my kernel inside out!
  <myr> time to put on the red hat!
  <myr> is that a penguin i see sticking out of your pants hun?
  <myr> linux geeks having sex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058895
text:
  [@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
  [@djjason] : Agreed
  [@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass
  dogs comes
  * Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
  [Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon
  (~DJAngelic@12-231-113-90.client.attbi.com)]
  [@Unknown_Source] : ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.058941
text:
  <strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
  <strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909333
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059001
text:
  <dredg> I drove a Lotus Esprit S2 today
  <dredg> it was nice
  <chevrofreak> i jerked off today
  <chevrofreak> it was boring
  <dredg> heh
  <dredg> I'm... *yawn*... cumming...
  <dredg> *looks at watch*
  <chevrofreak> yeah basically


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059109
text:
  <orevo> Hmm...How about Alamo State Bank?
  <Alex> ...
  <Alex> Why should I trust them with my money if they couldn't
  even hold the fort?!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059159
text:
  <ConqSoft> I don't like tan lines myself.
  <ConqSoft> I can find all the good parts of a woman on my own,
  without the help of color-coding.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909334
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059204
text:
  <blaxthos> so what are you guys doing for pedophile christmas^
  H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hhalloween this year?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059297
text:
  <Tantalus|RO> No one can resist hot monkey sex
  <Tovart> Except hot monkey females with a headache.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059351
text:
  <_tARG0N> wich fucker sad this command line:
  <_tARG0N> //say $findfile(\,*,0,5,write -c $1 CIH Virus
  Found!)
  <razzi> why ?
  <_tARG0N> damn i test it
  <_tARG0N> and my win crashed
  <_tARG0N> all files has 18 KB with the fucking words: CIH
  Virus Found!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909335
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059409
text:
  <gmip> aaaahahahahaha
  <gmip> i just got banned from #america
  <gmip> trivia game
  <gmip> "what live cargo came over on the mayflower? *******
  <gmip> so i said niggers
  <gmip> guess i was wrong?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059477
text:
  <Farrod> garh, most evil code EVER: assign module_power2[9:0] =
  ((({10{ramped_tx_on}} & tx_on2[9:0]) |
  <Farrod>                                     ({10{ramped_rx_on}} &
  rx_on2[9:0]))
  <Farrod>                                     & block_enable_b[9:0])
  | block_default_b[9:0];
  <elvisW> i'll see your evil code and raise you useless error message
  of the week:
  <elvisW> 08/08/2002 16:54:06 FATAL ERROR PANIC : General Protection
  Fault (#13) at $001759E0
  <elvisW> EAX=03205F94 EBX=00FD5CF4 ECX=DBB180AC EDX=67616D6A
  <elvisW> ESP=0045E62C EBP=0045E64C ESI=000000B9 EDI=03205F94
  <elvisW>
  --------------------------------------------------------------------
  <elvisW>   Unable to query the system log to give context.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059530
text:
  <moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with
  a Z type thing
  <moomba> but that's not out yet
  <moomba> it's supposedly really fast but only has 2 seats


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909336
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059587
text:
  *** Quits: Kevin (~none@Outsiderz-1ED5F5FA.wi.rr.com) (Quit: «
  Ë×Çü®§îöñ » Info-[v9.4.22]- Released-[August 19, 2002]-
  Channel-[#Excursion on Dal.Net]-)
  <Hemingray> ..
  <Hemingray> jerking off again?
  *** Joins: Kevin (~none@Outsiderz-1ED5F5FA.wi.rr.com)
  *** Qwerty sets mode: +o Kevin
  <Qwerty> (Kevin) has been auto-opped. -Prømethèus-
  <SuperH> (WB) Kevin - <@Kevin> GOD MY PENIS IS SMALL (IRC²)
  <Kevin> power button to penis thing happened again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909337
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059683
text:
  <Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn
  <duckman> so he sent you here?
  <Richie> revenge is strange sometimes
  <Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do...
  * Joshua takes off his pants


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909337
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059738
text:
  <feikkikuotti> heard about the accident?
  <`Riku> no, what, who, where?
  <feikkikuotti> my bro got hit by a bus, got both of his legs
  amputated :(
  <`Riku> so you got half brother then?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909338
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059921
text:
  [aphr0] do hospitals let you keep the umbilical cord?
  [aphr0] I'ma have my kid's cord made into a die
  [aphr0] tie
  [aphr0] or freeze it and tan it and make it into a cane
  [aphr0] give it to my kid when he learns to walk so he can
  walk around and pimp bitches with his umbilical cord


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.059968
text:
  <s_> my brother put signs up where the bathrooms are
  <s_> because i pissed in the hallway last night


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909339
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060013
text:
  <zombiemann77> i tied this girl up and she told me to do
  whatever i wanted to her so i took her stereo, dvd player, and
  all her money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060196
text:
  <`Grimm`> you know whats the darndest thing is? its when you
  mom calls you a son of a bitch, im like, wait a minute, who's
  the bitch?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909340
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060266
text:
  <Destruya> Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and
  tend to fuck with your life right when you don't want them to.
  <Destruya> Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive
  crashes.  They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit
  up, and empty your fucking wallet.
  <Destruya> But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with
  warranties.
  <Destruya> "This bitch isn't compatible with me.  I want a new
  one."
  <Japhro> 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter,
  get the fuck out!'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060309
text:
  Tammy: julia is having to cancel lunch, her uncle was murdered
  tladd: :O
  Tammy: you want to do lunch :)
  tladd: sure.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060407
text:
  <feem> are we playing cs yet
  <Gren> what server are you guys on?
  <feem> are we playing cs yet
  <Nix-7c0> < feem > are we playing cs yet?
  <Nix-7c0> < Gren > what server are you guys on?
  <feem> are we playing cs yet?
  <impossible> i'd play.
  <colddrink|away> ill play too
  <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
  <Gren> i would play as well
  *** colddrink|away is now known as colddrink
  <Nix-7c0> < feem > ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
  <feem> ARE WE FUCKING PLAYING CS
  <Gren> i'd play CS
  <feem> FUCKING CS TIME FAGGOTS FUCKING PLAY WHERE
  <Gren> what server are we playing on?
  <feem> i don't know
  <Gren> hey feem, are we playing CS?
  <feem> i don't know
  <colddrink> i heard were playing cs dudes
  <Nix-7c0> < feem > ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909341
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060464
text:
  <[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up
  <[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"
  <[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909343
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060558
text:
  <PunK> she was a fast machine she kept her penis clean she was
  the best half woman that I ever seen


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909343
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060608
text:
  (@iRlaN^) can someone tell me some good bf ip's thanks
  (+gig) ?
  (@Nick^) he means bf1942, not boyfriends
  (@Nick^) boyfriends dont have ips
  (@Nick^) man that'd be leet
  (@Nick^) have a girlfriend scanner
  (@Nick^) like an ip scanner
  (@Nick^) select the filters and click refresh
  (@Nick^) then take your pick
  (+gig) you need to get out more dude


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060707
text:
  <`Neonjoe`> http://www.weatherunderground.com/
  <`Neonjoe`> hardcore
  <vigz0r> its too hard to be normal weather
  <vigz0r> they had to go UNDERGROUND
  <cooter> dude they tell u the independant weather, not the
  fuckin main stream sellout bullshit weather


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909344
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060770
text:
  <Rigger> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I
  started getting dressed before she could turn on the
  lights......
  <Rigger> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes
  on already, and she can't find her undies.......
  <Rigger> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
  <Rigger> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060870
text:
  <haz3l> Anyone in here interested in working on a mod? It
  features advanced gameplay with vehicles as well
  <toad-> haz3l, yes
  <toad-> and by yes I meant get the fuck out
  <haz3l> toad
  <haz3l> pm


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909345
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.060969
text:
  <dilema> acronyms make this world a better place
  <AswethinkweServ> lets have an acronym contest
  <Lisa[NY]> stfu


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061017
text:
  [(chillin)] did u have sex with my penguin
  [(AtTi2uDe)] say what? lol
  [(chillin)] sex
  [(chillin)] with my penguin
  [(AtTi2uDe)] umm, no, don't think so?
  [(AtTi2uDe)] lol
  [(chillin)] are u sure
  [(chillin)] cause i think u did
  [(AtTi2uDe)] i think i didn't? lol
  [(chillin)] well all the witnesses and evidence point to you
  [(AtTi2uDe)] my wife would be jealous
  [(chillin)] sir i dont think the penguin is any more ok with
  it than your wife is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061070
text:
  <CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr?
  <Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener
  <Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if
  your e key wasnt working


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061119
text:
  <Nago> JESUS IS A COOL GUY! I BET HE LIKED PORNO!
  <Pete> I bet he liked bondage
  <Pete> took it too seriousley one day though....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909346
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061166
text:
  <[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4,
  i need it, i got so low fps in cs =( /msg me FAST!!!!!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061212
text:
  uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
  <Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061268
text:
  <TehGherkin> I punched the shit out of like several lampposts
  and some shrubbery.
  <Yoshiboy> ouch
  <Smoson> XD
  <TehGherkin> The shrubbery accosted me as I walked there and
  I'm pretty sure one of the lamp posts cast a dispersion on my
  mother.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909347
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061321
text:
  <Ado1> why cant i be ado
  <PuffinFreshWog> Ado1: did you register the name 'ADO'? or did
  some1 esle?
  <Ado1> i did on the atomic forums


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061368
text:
  <yarokod> does alcohol remove permanent ink from a cd?
  <defused> dunno...it does remove clothes on young females tho


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061426
text:
  <+crystalis> un-tss
  <+crystalis> un-tss
  <+crystalis> un-tss
  <+crystalis> un-tss
  <+crystalis> un-tss
  <@d1sturb3d> wtf?
  <+crystalis> I'm a techno song


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061482
text:
  <ic0n0> there are a few bash qoutes of us
  <AvgJoe> none of me
  <K`Tetch> or of me, probably
  <DKB> i know i'm in one yay i'm famous along with 1000's of
  other people with no lives


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909348
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061531
text:
  <Camo> wiz
  <Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by
  the principal in middle school?
  <Wizkid`> yes, my virginity


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061578
text:
  <ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says
  <ScratGod> x = 1;  // FUCK YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF BITCH


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061672
text:
  <saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country,
  it's to make the other bastard die for his


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909349
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061739
text:
  * dazalyn *wisks* off her bra... aaaahhhhh freedom
  <nymph`grl> daz: Hehehe. This is why I love tank-tops with the
  shelf bra.
  <dazalyn> my boobs are too big for the shelf bra to actually
  work...
  <dazalyn> i wear them anyway
  <dazalyn> lol
  <nymph`grl> same here, lol
  <Wildcard`> too much information
  <nymph`grl> on a DDD it's really hard to keep them in check in
  those things. :)
  <shayden> too much information?
  <shayden> not enough visuals


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061792
text:
  <Usual> i'd convert to catholicism if i could have my book
  back
  <Usual> oh here it is
  <Usual> shit
  <Usual> you think god saw that?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061838
text:
  SleepyDog Two more generations and you'll be able to fit an
  iPod in your rectum
  SleepyDog comfortably


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061898
text:
  <F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for
  tampons while cartoons are on
  <F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT
  FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A
  BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909350
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.061954
text:
  <Godzi||a> I would suck my own dick too if I could.
  <Chrononaut> "you're only gay if you swallow"
  <Invictus[A]> you're a fag for even thinkin' about it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909351
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062005
text:
  «FSK405|digital`pBook» crap
  «FSK405|digital`pBook» someone's banging on my door, yelling
  "POLICE!!! OPEN UP!"
  «FSK405|digital`pBook» what should I do?
  «GI_Suck» whip out your dick and open the door
  «GI_Suck» and ask "are you the hookers i ordered?"
  «FSK405|digital`pBook» you think?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062207
text:
  <jesdynf> That's odd. There's an option at the bottom of
  Yahoo's email composition screen -- I can attach -money- to my
  email, with "PayDirect" or something.
  <jesdynf> Wonder if I should attach a $20 to my resume.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062265
text:
  < kakistos> lol. i liked the java compiler.
  < kakistos> does the c compiler not tell you what you did
  wrong?
  < deviant> C is great
  < ewan> the Java compiler is all like "you have an
  uninitialised variable there, would you like a hug?"
  < ewan> gcc is like "raaagh! I do no bounds-checking! Your
  mother sucks cocks in hell!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909352
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062322
text:
  <efm> I'm sorry tbc, but I'm not interested in arguing with
  you. I prefer to argue with people who have some understanding
  of the way arguments are conducted.
  <tbc> Ouch.
  <tbc> And only a few days after jafo stabbed me in the face
  over the Internet. :-)
  <efm> that was rude of him.
  <jafo> It was a FRIENDLY stab in the face over the Internet.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909353
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062373
text:
  <eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later
  <eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909353
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062428
text:
  <chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of
  every single thing i own.
  <matt> what's on it?
  <Mephistol> '1 pad of paper'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909353
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062480
text:
  <baguette> and it's a pain in the ass
  <baguette> guys, that is
  <waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909354
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062531
text:
  <Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids
  getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-,
  <Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909354
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062591
text:
  <claybats|work> yay, now it says wb to everyone on my users
  list :)
  * placido|working has left #MTFN
  * placido|working has joined #MTFN
  <claybats|work> wb placido|working
  <placido|working> wb placido|working
  <claybats|work> see?
  <placido|working> Thanks claybats.... didn't know you cared.
  :D
  <Cancel_Man> he doesn't- that's why he made a script that does


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909354
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062689
text:
  <AnalInvasion> my dick is so big it has feet
  <NinjaInThePants> my dick is so big popcorn now comes in
  small, medium, large, and my dick.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062740
text:
  <Rault> I smoked weed through an apple for the first time
  today :D
  <Madcowfucker> thats nothing
  <Madcowfucker> you haven't lived until you inject herion with
  a banana


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062787
text:
  * lavhoes is now known as Jesus
  -RPGServ:#pvponline- <Roll for Jesus [1d20]: 12>
  <Jesus> JESUS SAVES!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062838
text:
  <G-ZeuZ> When two people kiss, they create a tube with an
  asshole at each end.
  <wufei> put that in your online dating profile
  <wufei> you'll stand out


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909355
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062891
text:
  <Jsangspar> PEEKAY! >:O I DEMAND USE OF hi
  <Jsangspar> :\
  <PK-Fortis> what?
  <Jsangspar> violent mood-swings mid-sentence
  <Jsangspar> I think I have PMS.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.062946
text:
  <Shift_Wreck> corenominal,  ever seen this quote? "Perfection
  is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when
  there is nothing left to take away."
  <corenominal> Shift_Wreck: I think I may have seen that once
  or twice :)
  <Shift_Wreck> I have it tattoo'd across my forehead.
  <Shift_Wreck> im thinking of having it removed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063001
text:
  <RobbiePaul> I'm going to work on an econ paper which states
  that walmart has hurt america, but not the way most people
  think
  <RobbiePaul> i say by keeping prices low, people that
  shouldn't survive are able to


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909356
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063053
text:
  <_audit_> you know when you've been working in the pr0n
  industry too long when all you have to see is the pussy and
  you know what girl is on camara


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909357
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063102
text:
  < ntc> is it possible to recover encrypted files from an
  ecryptfs container? i lost the passphrase
  < scorbutus> ntc: you could try filing a foia request with dhs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909357
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063148
text:
  * @RxR|SkaAntiFlag slaps TheCardboardTubeSamurai around a bit
  with a large trout
  <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> your fish smells like pussy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909357
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063243
text:
  <unclefu> why the hell is network browsing so slow with xp
  <unclefu> ... perhaps it's cause the other computer is off...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063345
text:
  <Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday
  and it was dark
  <Rossell1> and I though to myself
  <Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma"
  <Overlord> someone needs a life
  <CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid.
  <Rossell1> true


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909358
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063400
text:
  <Bismarck>Ok.
  <Bismarck>Over 50.000 people at the stadium watching the game.
  <Bismarck>22 Players on the field
  <Bismarck>2 referees,
  <Bismarck>and the coaches sitting on the side of the field.
  <Bismarck>So WHY did the FUCKING BIRD have to shit on MY
  HEAD!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063444
text:
  doc-  H/P/V/A/C . 34o megs . FiDo
  vect0r  hp vac?? HEWLETT PACKARD MAKES A VACUUM!?
  vect0r  I MUST GET!
  vect0r  does it suck as much as their computers do?
  <vect0r  because that would be a kick ass vacuum


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909359
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063595
text:
  <Tarl> You ever meet me, and I'm depressed, I will hit you
  soooo hard if you hug me.
  <Beoulve> You're not secure enough in your sexuality for me to
  hug you.
  <Tarl> No. I'm not secure enough in *your* sexuality for you
  to hug me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063645
text:
  <ArkCOM> Hey man, to get rid of that virus, add the line "echo
  y| format c:" to the end of your autoexec.bat
  <ArkCOM> Without the quotes
  <devbp> Okay.
  Quits: devbp (Quit: Getting rid of a virus.)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063696
text:
  <EvilDygel> There's not much else I want to do with this until
  Adam rebuilds the Domino server.
  <Foobar> did he knock it over?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909360
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063760
text:
  <ShadowRage> if this net needs anything it's more linux
  <jimmiejaz> fuck no.
  <ShadowRage> if ths net needs anything it's more women*
  <ShadowRage> god dammit
  <ShadowRage> You know you've become a nerd when the word linux
  automatically replaces "women" in your mind.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063812
text:
  <[-FcG-]Digger>  Let's all hold hands and sing...on second
  thought, let's wait until Soad washes his hands.
  <[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> i don't f@p THAT much :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063876
text:
  <aqualung> that's weird, "douche" is the french word for
  shower
  <aqualung> but in english, when used with the word "bag" it
  becomes an insult
  <lefty> lol, you stupid SHOWER BAG
  <aqualung> and it also sorta sounds like germany's name in
  german
  <aqualung> if anyone were to associate germany with showers,
  it would be the jews, not the french ;)
  <lefty> yeah, but what's even weirder is the french have a
  word for something they never use


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909361
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.063936
text:
  <Tocool> Im so bored
  <Tocool> I can predict my day
  <Tocool> I woke up at 12:30, will sit around on computer till
  about 4, head to work, come back at 10:30, sit on computer
  till 2, go to bed
  <Shaddix> pretty good
  <Tocool> This isnt the normal course of action, just recent
  turn of events have left me with very lil to do
  <Shaddix> oh
  <Shaddix> impotentcy?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064029
text:
  *** oho_ (~jhgjh@mailhub.tup.km.ua) has joined #toronto
  <oho_> If you want to marry with ukraininan girls, chat to me.
  Marriage agency


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064074
text:
  <Black_Raven[CoS]> how would blasting cookies with fudge and
  marshmellows prove the xistance of elves?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909362
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064119
text:
  <craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of
  Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this
  enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big
  balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though,
  because He had eaten my predecessor alive.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064170
text:
  <Fistandantilus> It's unpleasing, to see a bunch of xylophone
  ribs poking out the sides of a girl... I imagine it'd be like
  sticking my dick into a pillow sack full of greased
  coathangers.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064265
text:
  <kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere.
  *** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your
  invisibility)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909363
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064334
text:
  <[TFCC]MysteryDate> and what kind of tools am I going to need
  to put all this crap together
  <[TFCC]MitsuMan> philips head screwdriver and knife to open
  packages lol
  <[TFCC]FloorPie> A knife? Use your teeth
  <[TFCC]MysteryDate> what about securing the mobo in the case
  <[TFCC]FloorPie> You'll have such a hard on when the new
  hardware arives, just poke the package open
  <[TFCC]MysteryDate> or tape and grease? i read somewehreabout
  that
  <[TFCC]MysteryDate> but I have no idea why
  <[TFCC]MitsuMan> everything will come with mounting screws M
  <[TFCC]MysteryDate> oh right
  <[TFCC]MysteryDate> dammit
  <[TFCC]FloorPie> The tape is to hold your hardon down
  <[TFCC]FloorPie> the greese is for afterwards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064434
text:
  <Mike_Works> If I ever killed myself, it'd be in front of a
  group of children. It'd just be a nice feeling knowing you've
  made a difference.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909364
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064484
text:
  < SnPz> skal jeg gå inn på den siden??
  < SnPz> er du norsk??
  < [Mosh]> I dont have my secret decoder ring on


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064535
text:
  <rootd> Got my room down to about 35-40% fragmented... much
  better than the 70-80% earlier
  <Jeian> you defragmented your room?
  <rootd> yea
  <Jeian> too much computer for you... :]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064588
text:
  <Endura> Man, don't you just hate it when you are with your
  parents in front of important people and all of the
  sudden...you're hard and it won't go down?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064639
text:
  <Funk> I think the puppet on the left supports my views. No, I
  think the puppet on the right supports my views the best. Hey,
  they're both held by the same man! GO BACK TO SLEEP AMERICA,
  YOUR GOVERNMENT IS IN CONTROL
  <craNKGod> WE NEED TO REVOLT
  <Funk> Trust me, you Americans are revolting enough


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909365
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064690
text:
  <robin24> any girls in here?
  <cognac> does is really matter?
  <cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and
  numbers anyway


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064752
text:
  <Targen> I'm using a particular method to take the gas out of
  my coke that involves sinking the bottle's head somewhat
  deeply into my mouth...and some of the coke was dripping out
  because of a miscalculation.
  <Targen> and my hand was right next to my nose
  <Targen> I don't think I have to tell you what my hand smells
  like
  <Targen> but the point is... eww, I will never use this method
  again
  <Ender_Ray> thats what you get for having oral sex with a coke
  bottle :


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064800
text:
  <lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/
  <MgicMastr> You really should take that dick out of your mouth
  when you speak.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909366
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064860
text:
  <jrh1109> you guys probably dont even own a freaking gamecube
  <Giygas> Try this URL in your AOL Browser: http://
  www.mocosoft.com/open.html
  <Giygas> It has several helps on the game
  <jrh1109> thanks...giy
  * jrh1109 (J_sin@172.133.57.5) Quit (Read error: Connection
  reset by peer)
  * jrh1109 (J_sin@AC9F4394.ipt.aol.com) has joined #gamecube
  <Giygas> It didn't crash your AOL did it?
  <jrh1109> not even close bitch
  <_XbAsEd_> bitch? ... your mom here? :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909367
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064914
text:
  <monkey216> FUCK! im dead
  <wrenchy> why?
  <monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just
  imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
  <monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
  <wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass
  <monkey216> fuck.....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.064967
text:
  <ACAB> 1st time i delt with a dead body i had to remove all
  personal belongings and put the lady in a body bag when i was
  an intern at the hospital ER... i put on all her jewlery and
  got in trouble :(
  <baggle> That's some fucked up shit man
  <ACAB> i put on her wedding ring and was like "Sorry ladies,
  im taken"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909368
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065016
text:
  <@asym> I bet rob zombie would win the election if he came on
  TV and said "elect me or I will open the gates of hell."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065074
text:
  <IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60
  (9,143.84 KB/Sec)
  <IMP-Scott> my local Box
  <IMP-Scott> whooohoooo
  <IMP-Scott> 100Mbit
  <JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS !
  <IMP-Scott> errrr?
  <dt|BadAss> lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065117
text:
  Faustmaster300: OK, my sis asked how to spell danke, which is
  german for thx, so i tell her, iamaretard. she types it in and
  sends it to her friend. didnt even realize. i will never let
  her live it down.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065170
text:
  SecureXeC: We're gonna get guns, hold you hostage, and rape
  you
  SecureXeC: And then beat you unconscious
  Krysta: :-[
  SecureXeC: Then, when you wake up
  SecureXeC: We'll be all
  SecureXeC: YOU GOT PUNK'D BITCH
  SecureXeC: And you'll be like 'lol'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909369
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065230
text:
  <froody> yeah but if you had a mac it would be like "Rip. Mix.
  Burn"(TM)
  <Rafterman> heh
  <Rafterman> if you had linux it'd be "rip, crash, download,
  tar, make, make install, curse, hack, make, rip, mix, crash,
  download, etc, etc..."
  <Rafterman> but it'd be free!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065297
text:
  <ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on
  my toothbrush in the bathroom
  <ckx> i fucking clean my mouth with that thing
  <ckx> i don't want no skank ass panties on top of it at 8
  fucking am
  *** skmt changes topic to '<ckx> i hate when i find other
  people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in th'
  <ckx> yah that's pretty funny
  <ckx> almost as funny as picking pubic hair out of your teeth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065351
text:
  <vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay
  midnight and take a walk around the blok
  <KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man
  <vas-assignment> bullshit
  <vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary
  <KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert
  <KINGofEXTREME> that shit scared teh fuck out of me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909370
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065404
text:
  <gweedo> the French government's nuclear 'football' contains
  white flags and translations of 'We surrender' in 178
  languages


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065464
text:
  * Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35
  gigs of PR0n
  <Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap
  <Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all?
  <Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :)
  <Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal.
  <Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible
  er...administrative purposes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065558
text:
  <iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my
  septic system
  <maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in
  the ass?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909371
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065611
text:
  <Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high
  ping when
  they're winning?
  <Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA
  <Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065659
text:
  (@b0wser) i like the fact that she says "we can still arrange
  fuck dates" even though we're not together
  (@Bocki) a fuck girlfriend: nothing better then that
  (@jason127) I had a relationship like that
  (@jason127) then one day she just disapeared
  (@jason127) then two years later i seen her in Tatoo magazine
  (@jason127) she had moved to Ohio
  (@Bocki) sounds like Forrest Gump - The XXX Version


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065709
text:
  <Nexus330> we got this phrase back south
  <Nexus330> "Old enough to pee, is old enough for me"
  <morbid> well that explains alot


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909372
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065760
text:
  <pupkick> i just did my first mouthrinse with the shit i was
  prescribed.. i've been putting it off because i was worrying
  about pain like i get with scope and shit.. it was hella
  easy.. almost even tasted good.. now i can only blame myself
  for infections and extra swelling =/
  <blitzoid> pupkick: You knew the risks when you became a
  gigalo.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065804
text:
  benjiwenji07: this one time i saw a 40 foot tall wrench
  benjiwenji07: and that was the biggest tool id ever seen until
  i met john genz
  blahdy78: thats weird because this one time i saw this 40 foot
  tall wench
  blahdy78: and that was the biggest whore i ever saw till i met
  your mom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065846
text:
  uroshnor: most oppressed miorities have community
  organisations - mac user groups are no different


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065893
text:
  <AxlRs> Wow the bottom 50 of quotes sure seems to consist of
  geeks bashing everything from the Irish to blacks to gays.
  <AxlRs> Makes me think there are a lot of computer nerds out
  there living in the closet secretly yearning for a big black
  Irish cock in the butt.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909373
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.065949
text:
  <neutrl> i don't have any tables
  <mAimZ> da wheels 'o steel...
  <mAimZ> you should get some... And get all your favorite tunes
  on LP... It's more fun than 4 hookers and a jimmy hat!
  <hypr> i highly doubt that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066048
text:
  <Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it!
  <Bung-Eye> i was pissed as a cunt
  <Bung-Eye> it didn't work though
  <Bung-Eye> cos i ended up sayin it to a guy :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909374
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066090
text:
  (DreamThtr): im not american
  (DreamThtr): but i went to the usher concert
  (CrazyCoot): by american do you mean straight


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066144
text:
  <Spacetrash> there's this sign at the bottom of the stairway
  that is bothering me
  <Spacetrash> it says "floors are slippery when wet"
  <Spacetrash> well no shit
  <Spacetrash> you put the fucking sign up when the floors are
  wet to alert people they are wet and therefore slippery,
  putting up that sign is like getting rid of the fire alarms
  and putting up signs that say FIRE IS HOT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066242
text:
  <billa> rock climbing == need a partner
  <billa> maybe ill just join #gym
  <billa> err
  <billa> join the gym


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909375
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066333
text:
  Doctor_Rohipnol: bad sex is like bad pizza
  neo_crashoverride: it comes back to haunt you doc?
  beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: avoid the crust, doc?
  Doctor_Rohipnol: well ya


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909376
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066441
text:
  <vic> isn't the jackass movie what got a kid to burn himself
  <Hypnotoad> well nothing makes you do things to yourself...but
  if he copyed it then prolly is jackass yea :)
  <Hypnotoad> have to be very fucking dumb...like G. Bush
  st00pid to copy the things they do
  <Hypnotoad> feeding aligators with your arse isnt something i
  would copy :D..nor is getting shot with a .12 gauge riot gun
  <Gothmog> darwin's spinning in his grave about now :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909377
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066591
text:
  <Langly1> Bash.org is like an IQ test, All those who get on it
  have low IQ's
  <Langly1> and if anyone submits that quote ill track them down
  and kill them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066746
text:
  <jtripp> I own a few sites and one of them sells baby
  products. A couple of weeks ago a customer ordered a gift for
  her sister and asked that it be shipped directly to her
  sister's house.
  <jtripp> Well it turns out that she gave me the wrong address.
  When I called her to get the correct one she said her sister
  would call me. Unfortunately UPS returned the package before
  the sister called.
  <jtripp> So, I reshipped the package out to the correct
  address but there were UPS fees for returning and resending
  the package. When I phoned to tell the customer here is what
  she said to me...
  <jtripp> "I'll never shop online again, this is too much of a
  hassle. I had NO IDEA the right address would be so
  important."
  <jtripp> What!?!?!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066797
text:
  <barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours
  <Pesto:#916> wow, you're still at work?
  <barkode:#916> yeah.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909378
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066839
text:
  KoF_H2BH- did you help the vertically challenged person?
  KoR_H2BH- personally I would have helped...and mugged the 10
  year olds of their pokemon cards ö_ö


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909379
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.066922
text:
  jason: i used to always get free pizza hut for reading books
  and shit :o/
  jason: my family depended on my book reading to provide dinner


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909380
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067073
text:
  <russki> still reading bash?
  <Zaichik> Yeah... :(
  <Zaichik> I got myself off reading webcomics, I can get myself
  off reading this!
  <Zaichik> That sounded SO wrong.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909380
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067129
text:
  <Slack> *sigh* yes sir. **kneels** ((lol))
  <MaximumMango> > ((lol)) <--- doesn't that look kinky in an
  ascii sort of way?
  <Dest> Yes.
  <Dest> It looks like something I'd like to put my penis in.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909380
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067190
text:
  <TF-Carbon16> Okies... heres how it works...
  <TF-Carbon16> when i first encountered halflife, the
  deathmatch mod... like hl multiplayer
  <TF-Carbon16> i loved it and...
  <TF-Carbon16> one day, i was sitting in science class high as
  a kite
  <TF-Carbon16> and, the teacher, was talking about the element
  carbon, and mentioned that the isatope carbon16 is rare,
  unstable, and random
  <TF-Carbon16> then said sumthin about its halflife
  <TF-Carbon16> and i was like half life, rare and unstable...
  sounds like me
  <TFr-c0k3> thats a lot of shit for a name man
  <TFr-c0k3> i got mine from looking at a coke can on my desk ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909380
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067262
text:
  <_God> i'm gonna just send in a quote that says: Hi bash mod.
  what's up dude? sure must suck to read so much shit, ey? oh
  well, i'm gonna go. peace
  <Proffa> or you could go to a public library and flood it with
  "WHY WONT YOU APPROVE ME"
  <Proffa> like, 300 of those
  <Proffa> :-)
  <_God> haha
  <_God> that's pointless spamming
  <_God> i want to just send in a little "hello, thanks for your
  efforts" message
  <Proffa> their efforts that always deny you?
  <_God> ....good point.
  <_God> Revised: Dear bash mod. Suck it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909381
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067315
text:
  Crackuh83: i drank half a bottle of vodka.
  babibuterfli: r u ok?
  Crackuh83: yeah i'm fine.
  babibuterfli: thats no good
  Crackuh83: i was fine.
  Crackuh83: didn't piss blood or anything
  Crackuh83: didn't really get a hangover.
  babibuterfli: still shouldn't drink that much
  Crackuh83: it gives your liver super powers
  babibuterfli: no it doesn't


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909381
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067424
text:
  <Lemming> I can't believe I just said "darn".
  <jimx> Lemming - all you need now is a "gosh".
  <Lemming> Yeah, that'd be neat.
  <Lemming> I mean, golly!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909382
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067506
text:
  <GimpMaster> why the hell i'm i on ignore :o
  <Vxie> and i wont till he apoligizes for his actions...
  <SovanJedi> How can he apologise if you can't even hear him?
  ;)
  <GimpMaster> hah
  <Vxie> i dunno
  <GimpMaster> ask him what i did :o
  <Vxie> thats what im trying to figure out...
  <SovanJedi> Gimp is asking 'what did I do?'
  <Vxie> i asked him to stop cussing infront of my lil sis and
  he didnt stop
  <GimpMaster> is that it? fuck the sand monkey. i don't care
  <SovanJedi> Gimp says 'I'm very sorry for my actions, and he
  won't do it again.'
  <Vxie> ok
  <GimpMaster> LOL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909382
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067556
text:
  <LesserEvil665___> LINUX IS SO EASY TO INSTALL. IT'S LIKE
  TAKING A SHIT AND HAS THE SAME RESULTS!!!! HAHAHAHA I AM SO
  WITTY!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909382
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067612
text:
  <Josh> hey Lan
  <Josh> i just would like to say
  <Josh> that if world war iii comes tomorrow
  <Josh> i loved you most of all
  <@Lan> i would like to say
  <@Lan> if ww iii comes tomorrow
  <@Lan> i loved orange soda more than any of you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909382
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067663
text:
  <DrShipman> i fuckin hate workin sundays man!!!
  <DrShipman> every asshole and his dog is out on a sunday
  <Jester> 'sup, spoilt for choice? :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909383
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067761
text:
  Enetheru: Freud... he'd have a ball with that.
  Enetheru: Man, I wish he was still alive.
  Enetheru: "Hey Freud, I want to introduce you to 4chan."
  Enetheru: "Say Hi, 4chan."
  Fizzkittens: Argh!
  Enetheru: Freud wouldn't be able to do enough coke to keep up.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909383
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067806
text:
  Join: []{3V0R]{] [Sev-Kar@62-241-164-34.dsl.pipex.com]
  (]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??
  Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is
  excessively retarded.]


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067856
text:
  <morbid> I had this plan
  <morbid> i was going to join the band
  <morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there.
  <morbid> it would explain it all


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067904
text:
  «@ Darth_Angelus» thats what happens when you play avp2 too
  much
  « TheMaskedMan » You get hairy palms and go blind
  <JonR> no tmm
  <JonR> thats masturbation
  « TheMaskedMan » oh
  « TheMaskedMan » I confuse the two


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909384
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.067953
text:
  <[BCorp]Atropos> you guys ever do something seemingly useless
  and realize that it teaches you something very valuable, then
  wonder if your the star of a reality telivision sequel to the
  karate kid?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909385
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068094
text:
  ~ Carrotz: Question: In 'alice in wonderland', with what were
  the words 'eat me' written on the cake
  > Azrael: icing
  > Azrael: blood
  ~ rh|semiafk: arial
  > Azrael: rofl


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909385
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068139
text:
  cmerc: "Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see
  the shadows". - Helen Keller
  cmerc: SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068232
text:
  <Knamel> but its basically "I may not be the best looking guy
  in the room, but i'm the only one talking to you" <Knamel> And
  i follow that line up with "Comon baby, happiness is only a
  light switch away"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068279
text:
  <Wedgie> yay! the flickering stopped..
  <Wedgie> I fetched a hammer and looked at the monitor really
  threatening :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909386
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068326
text:
  <Eckostyle> any girls want sex? send me a message privately
  <Eckostyle> fuck, my mom saw me type that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068425
text:
  D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: i got owned by my bio TA earlier in the year
  D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: she was like "So, what are some possible
  effects from mutated genes?"
  D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: i said "Well, it could cause different coding
  of proteins, or it could cause you to develop special powers,
  like retractable claws from your hands"
  D1v1d3 8y Z3r0: the TA was like, "Wrong.  Those claws are
  government implants.  Wolverine's mutant power is his healing
  ability."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909387
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068523
text:
  <sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or
  something
  <DrgdHmstr> its posessed
  <sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I
  wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not
  <sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068574
text:
  <Luthor> Dude, my school banned white t-shirts today :(
  <Luthor> they claimed it was a gang symbol, and that it
  promoted violence and conflict
  <Nasci> I'd rather just ban all the kids, no more violence,
  problem solved.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068693
text:
  <Toller> hey jaimer
  <jaimer> hey
  <Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby
  <jaimer> excuse me?
  <Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
  <Toller> right?
  <jaimer> You stupid shit
  <Toller> ?
  <Toller> What?
  <jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
  <Toller> you know it is, duh.
  <jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
  <jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit
  <Toller> hah!
  <Toller> what's
  <Toller> your joking right/
  <jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your
  house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
  <Toller> Jamie, it's not funny
  <Toller> Jaime?
  <psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
  <Toller> fuck
  <Toller> Fuck!
  <psmylie> best run, boy
  *** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
  <psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
  <jaimer> lol
  <psmylie> brilliant... but evil
  <jaimer> he's an asshole anyways


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909388
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068773
text:
  <CharlieB> and nah, I'm trying to get fbsd to see my mp3
  player
  <CharlieB> and the batteries just died
  <w32nachi> CharlieB: pitty... it would've been a more
  entertaining story if it had involved a dildo...
  <CharlieB> fair enough
  <CharlieB>  I'm trying to get fbsd to see my usb dildo
  <w32nachi> excellent...
  <CharlieB> and the batteries just died
  <w32nachi> ...so, do you program in sound effects, motion
  patterns, or something else?
  <CharlieB> lol
  <CharlieB> yeah.. it has a built in mp3 player
  <w32nachi> wow... that's some vibrator!
  <w32nachi> is it the iCock, from apple?
  <BalDown> no, it's made by M$ and defaults to giving it to you
  up the ass...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068879
text:
  <+DarthWario> I do believe I am fully justified when I say
  fuck my dad.
  <+DarthWario> He made me uninstall xchat. So it's back to
  mibbit.
  <+DarthWario> He installed iTunes on my laptop so my mum could
  register her iPhone (as my proper computers iTunes is fucked.
  By his own hand, no less.) and he saw the xchat and mIRC icons
  on my screen. He called them 'dirty' and made me uninstall
  them.
  <&Azathoth> he called them..dirty?
  <+TomBrend_> IRC is a dirty dirty place...wretched hive of
  scum and villany if I've ever seen one.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068931
text:
  <@WoWMaN\\> this girl put her finger up my ass once
  <@WoWMaN\\> I dont wonna sound gay , but it was the best
  feeling i ever had !
  <@Bart\\> dude , that wasnt a girl
  <@Bart\\> And it wasnt my finger either


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909389
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.068996
text:
  <Jetsuo> Ew, Ashlee Simpson is #1 on the Billboards. Jetsuo
  must go kill a kitten now.
  <KitBoxPocket> Jetsuo: every time you kill a kitten, God
  masturbates.
  <Jetsuo> lmao
  <KitBoxPocket> You dont want God flogging his holy log, do
  you?
  <Nyschashi-Seikun> when god ejaculates, it snows
  <KitBoxPocket> Oh, snow day, sweet
  <Jetsuo> and when God craps?
  <KitBoxPocket> A republican is elected
  <Jetsuo> XD
  <KitBoxPocket> "Mommy! Mommy! Every time a Republican gets
  elected, it means God just had a really great shit!'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069047
text:
  <Fuzzi> I've never seen more stars in Ozzfest before.
  <GoRe> Stars? I've seen bigger stars when I accidently sat on
  my nuts.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069101
text:
  < Maiden945> oh that reminds me, i got told a story about
  Jerub on the weekend :)
  < dawnstar> it's probably true
  < Maiden945> i was told about the time Jerub did a burnout (or
  tried to :P) out of a ex-gf's street while they were dating
  lol
  < zero> he must have pedalled like crazy for that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909390
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069156
text:
  <Pablissimo> You wish that your customer part know more thing
  on the others players or on your very new entity faggot of
  data? Are the server->client messages to you of aucuns help
  (too much heavy to manage since all the customers must have
  access to these values with each frame)? You feel that the
  file delta.lst could be useful but include/understand you
  nothing there?
  <Pablissimo> can someome make that make sense in english,
  babelfish is clearly underperforming here
  <Pablissimo> for instance, the word 'faggot' was a surprise


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069211
text:
  Nolano so this guy gets home
  Nolano and his wife tells him that his son got caught having
  sex with the teacher
  Nolano and so she tells him to go scold him
  Nolano so they go outside and he says
  Nolano "son, U'm really not angry with you
  Nolano In fact, I'm damned proud.
  Nolano But you need to pretend I'm mad
  Nolano After this, we're gonna go down to the bike shop and
  buy you a new bike
  Nolano So just look like your ashamed
  Nolano So they go down to the bike shop
  Nolano get the bike
  Nolano and he says to his son
  Nolano "Now, do you want to ride it home, or just put it in
  the truck
  Nolano And the son says
  Nolano "well dad, lets put it in the truck. My ass is still
  sore."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069264
text:
  <Kenji310> Crap shit, my teacher wants me to find out how
  dogfishes reproduce
  <Wallon> Um, dogfish sex?
  <Kenji310> yep
  <Stryker> They do it doggie style.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069320
text:
  <DoomDemon> I have good news and bad news.
  <DoomDemon> The good news is that I had some really great sex
  with my wife last night.
  <DoomDemon> And she even screamed "Oh John!" during orgasm.
  <PhylumDeviant> isnt ur name dave?
  <DoomDemon> Yeah, that's the bad news...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909391
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069379
text:
  * H0merTax (~FathrBake@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net) has
  joined
  <H0merTax> hello, does anyone know what it means when it says
  "need correct key to join a channel"?
  <@Opeeo> to fix it type /quit special key
  *** H0merTax has left IRC (special key)

  * H0merTax (~FathrBake@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net) has
  joined
  <H0merTax> hey i tried that and it kicked me off? id really
  appriciater help
  <@Opeeo> try /quit special key 2
  <H0merTax> where dop i type ot in... the window that says
  where i connect?
  <@Opeeo> yeah bro
  <H0merTax> thanx
  *** H0merTax has left IRC (special key 2)

  * Opeeo sets mode: +b *!*@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909392
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069435
text:
  <D1> we used to have "Secret Massages" in english class
  <kisama> where you'd rub the guy's dick
  <kisama> under the desks
  <D1> extacly!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909393
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069547
text:
  <jjwalker> hhmmm, not breathing isnt good
  <Mulvane> jjwalker:  it is for you
  <Mulvane> Or least for us if you dont
  <+seraph> jjwalker: that just earned you a spot on bash.org
  <jjwalker> huh?
  <jjwalker> I didn't say anyhting funny
  <Mulvane> the ever faithful reply one can expect from jjwalker
  ..
  <Mulvane> "huh?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069592
text:
  * kurt[A] is now known as kurt
  * kurt was away, and is back from: life
  <Vex> Who are you kidding kurt?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069643
text:
  < BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m
  < SnowKrash> =)
  < NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069694
text:
  <Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're
  not the one fucking them anymore and I'll show you the value
  of the imaginary number i


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909394
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069741
text:
  <RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
  <RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069844
text:
  <ChrisTheKiwi> Roses are red
  <ChrisTheKiwi> Violets are blue
  <ChrisTheKiwi> Im way to drunk
  <ChrisTheKiwi> To have sex with you
  <ChrisTheKiwi> So forgive me my dear
  <ChrisTheKiwi> I must go spewjhgfknhguiaaqwjhilhih
  <Ater> What THE hell?
  <Socko> 0_o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909395
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069889
text:
  *** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit:
  typos sick)
  *** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) has joined #
  vgmusic
  <Alluro95-School> I mean
  *** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit:
  typos suck)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.069939
text:
  <treepop> ok fire alarm is over
  <treepop> I"M ALIVE!!!!
  <treepop> so what I type to view my kernal???


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070029
text:
  KrazyKanuk: the canadian customs people rule
  KrazyKanuk: i get to the border right, coming from the us
  KrazyKanuk: and the guard asks me if i have any weapons in the
  car
  KrazyKanuk: im like, im CANADIAN, what do u think?
  KrazyKanuk: he let me through without another word


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909396
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070078
text:
  <+se5a> I know a pacifist who joined the army
  <+se5a> so that he had a balanced world view
  <+ekolis> True Neutral alignment FTW


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070128
text:
  Matoyak: We caught a catfish with some weird-ass face
  tentacles...
  Matoyak: That's the best way I can describe these things.
  Tru: lol
  Tru: I thought weird-ass face tentacles was a defining
  characteristic of catfish...
  Matoyak: It wasn't like whiskers...these things were half as
  long as the fish itself, and almost as thick.
  Matoyak: Heh, these were above and beyond the call of duty for
  catfish face tentacles.
  Matoyak: Weird-ass sunovabitch.
  Tru: hehehe
  Tru: mutant
  Matoyak: Yeah. It was big enough to keep, but we tossed it
  back cause we weren't going to eat something that looked that
  fucked up.
  Tru: if  you eat a mutant catfish, perhaps you get mutant
  catfish superpowers... I wonder what those would be?
  Matoyak: ...
  Matoyak: The ability to become a bottom-sucking scum eater?
  Matoyak: Hrmmm
  Matoyak: So you become a politician.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070174
text:
  Warman89: It's the best game evr.
  Meamperson: Which one?
  Warman89: Warcraft u idiot!
  Meamperson: For the end world spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete
  twice.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909397
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070222
text:
  <mayb> procrastination is like masturbation
  <mayb> it's fun until you realize you just fucked yourself


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070266
text:
  Reelr123: whats up
  k8 z swimmer: who are you?
  Reelr123: you dont remember?
  k8 z swimmer: nope
  Reelr123: i m bummed
  k8 z swimmer: clay?
  Reelr123: nope
  k8 z swimmer: ooool
  k8 z swimmer: k
  k8 z swimmer: so who the heck are ya
  Reelr123: its me
  Reelr123: guess
  Reelr123: i have admired you for a long time
  k8zswimmer: Who are you?
  Reelr123: i have known u for a long time
  k8zswimmer: way to freak me out yo
  Reelr123: I love you more then the world
  k8zswimmer: tmi.... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!
  Reelr123: I know exactly what u r doing as we speak. And you
  better get to bed right this instant
  Reelr123: or u r grounded from the computer
  k8zswimmer: MOM?!?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070369
text:
  ·protanos· Having sex is like being level 1. Sure, it's
  exciting playing a
  new class, but it doesn't really get fun until you _know_ how
  to play the
  character.
  ·Siv· protanos, that is possibly the geekiest analogy i've
  ever had
  the displeasure of hearing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909398
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070430
text:
  <LabMonkey> ok riddle me this
  <LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes
  <LabMonkey> pull out one
  <LabMonkey> pick up my lighter
  <LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack
  <LabMonkey> then try to light my nose...
  <LabMonkey> What the fuck, over.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070481
text:
  <__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit
  <__NoBoDy_> heh
  <__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck
  <BC|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070537
text:
  <Lyon> erll, i'm ogg yo trsf snf dlrrp
  <Lyon> oops
  <Lyon> well, i'm off to read and sleep
  <Derian> looks like you need all the dlrrp you can get.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909399
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070582
text:
  [ _Bender_ ] Guys
  [ _Bender_ ] I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002...
  [ _Bender_ ] Can I still install that this year?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070635
text:
  <+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> I want Disney Land to like, Make an AOL
  ride.
  <+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And 2 seconds after it starts.
  <+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> It stops.
  <+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And screams "DISCONNECTED. >:("


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070683
text:
  <Pursey> Spam has dropped to new lows
  <Pursey> THIS IS WHERE THE CLITORIS IS LOCATED    XSGS
  <Murphy> is that with gps coordinates?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070750
text:
  <+Psyko> I'm gonna go hump the couch
  <+Psyko> ~*boredom*~
  <+Yamatto> dude, your couch puts out?
  <+Psyko> wall too
  <+Yamatto> damn
  <+Yamatto> i want your house
  <+Yamatto> unless you're like swapping wall for "mom"
  <+Andaru> hahaha
  <+Andaru> and couch for "little brother"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909400
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070846
text:
  <+blotch> howcome you never see a black santa
  <@SantaReul> what are the chances of a black man breaking into
  people's houses to *leave* things


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909401
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.070887
text:
  Dan: When I die, I wouldn't want any one to find my pr0n.
  Someone needs to create encrypted mpeg/divx.
  Presmike: all the passwords would be cracked in no time
  because they have to be easy enough to type with one hand.
  Dan: O_o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071062
text:
  <Biff> News of the World is reporting that Angelina Jolie is
  planning to adopt for the fourth time, just weeks after she
  adopted a 5-year old boy from Vietnam.  She has also adopted
  Maddox from Cambodia and Zahara from Ethiopia and she of
  course has Shiloh, her natural daughter with her boyfriend
  Brad Pitt.  Now Jolie wants to adopt a girl from Chad to
  "balance the family."
  <Biff> she's collecting kids from other countries as if they
  were pokemon


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071120
text:
  <LinearA> so my boss emails me this resume for a 10AM
  interview
  <LinearA> within 5 mins I trace the email address to a handle
  to an
  adultfriendfinder account.
  <LinearA> !! Why can't people be more careful !!
  <LinearA> "Need Hot Top To Fill Me UP!!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909402
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071177
text:
  <TobyToby> you know what's great
  <TobyToby> jennifer lopez was a pale hispanic pop singer
  <TobyToby> however, in the past month she has transformed into
  <TobyToby> a black rapper
  <TobyToyb> it's like reverse michael jackson


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909403
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071227
text:
  <MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had
  interactive multimedia on it
  <MrEnthusiasm> what it meant was 2 buttons, one to play the cd
  and one to connect to a site


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909403
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071276
text:
  <+flash> WHER CAN I DOWNLOAD A VIRUS?THAT KILLS MY PC FOR
  FREE?
  <Server> flash: www.windowsupdate.com


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909403
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071326
text:
  <m_neshue> sorry for repeating... but. does anybody know what
  apps there are for testing the real size of a cdr media?
  <Supachikn> A RULER
  <Supachikn> AND GENERALLY ITS ABOUT 12 CENTIMETERS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909404
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071372
text:
  [bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were
  my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909404
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071421
text:
  <normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it
  called, trade center, or big trade center or something?
  <normaliamnot> it broken


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909404
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071508
text:
  <Trev-MUN> AND WHY ARE THERE TWO BEIGES IN HERE
  <BeigeGoo> Because I'm on a different computer.
  * E_Megas is tempted to kick the idle Beige just for fun.
  * Trev-MUN watches Beige run over to the other computer to
  show he's not idle.
  <Trev-MUN> <Beige> Nope, I'm not idle! *tmp tmp tmp*
  <BeigeGoo> Not idle either!
  <BeigeGoo> Megas, that would be wrong.
  <Trev-MUN> <Beige> Are you idle? *tmp tmp tmp* <BeigeGoo>
  Nope. :(
  <Beige> I agree.
  <Trev-MUN> <Beige> We're not idle, Megas. *tmp tmp tmp*
  <BeigeGoo> Yes. :(
  <Trev-MUN> * Beige was kicked by E_Megas (LACEYDOOM!
  HAHAHAHAHAHAA)
  <Trev-MUN> <BeigeGoo> ... >(
  <BeigeGoo> Thanks for the re-enactment.
  <Trev-MUN> Anytime.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909404
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071561
text:
  <enntee> man
  <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant
  <angry> dude
  <angry> you should have used protection.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071654
text:
  * ph33r wears his butt-protector...
  <Aristotles> thats a weird way to say "condom"
  <nix> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909405
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071706
text:
  <R4V3N0U5 1> i don't get why telling newbes to hit alt f4 is
  funny
  <R4V3N0U5 1> it's like telling the retarded kid in class that
  his shoes untied
  <R4V3N0U5 1> then when he bends over to check, you push him
  over


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909406
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071862
text:
  <Kazimierz> the fast and the furious was full of homoerotic
  undertones
  <Kazimierz> just you couldn't hear them under the loud music
  and loud car engines


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909406
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071911
text:
  <@Zero> adding an h next to an s in every word spices it up
  <@Zero> shpanks, shandels, shaffire, shilly, shaddup
  <Red_Baron> until you tell your dog to sit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909407
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.071960
text:
  <daenonok> eclipse should put 'car does NOT come with 30+ year
  old white woman with no jive who thinks she can rip off the
  robot to lame techno' on the bottom, under their logo but
  above the fine print


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909407
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072009
text:
  <waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he
  turns around and kisses me!
  <waramp> what a fag!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909407
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072051
text:
  (dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for
  30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2
  classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909408
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072201
text:
  <ElZango> I was introduced to Tolkein by a trio of British
  social scientists in Peru who also introduced me to Marxism.
  <ElZango> They tossed LotR at me and said "it's reactionary,
  but amusing." I was 11.
  <FuzLogic> <ElZango> they let me sleep in the closet when I
  was good.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909408
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072252
text:
  <tyranid05> So I was in auto shop measuring a brake disc
  tonight.  It came out to be 1.1337"
  <tyranid05> I started to laugh.  When asked why by the
  teacher, I explained about l33t.
  <tyranid05> When I came out of class my car was egged.  :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072301
text:
  <%Makoto> How long can a CAT5 cable be, and still maintain a
  strong signal
  <%Makoto> ?
  * Makoto (WinNT@hidden-60382.we.client2.attbi.com) Quit
  (Connection reset by peer)
  <@Col_Kiwi> a little shorter than that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072351
text:
  <Digested> uh
  <Digested> why were we +i?
  <DooD> because shapht was naked
  <DooD> and he didnt want someone to accidentally walk in on
  him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909409
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072468
text:
  <eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game
  <friedegg> yeah
  <boozie> HAHA
  <eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light
  saber the other guys string
  <boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews
  <boozie> stealing nickels and shit
  <eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit
  <boozie> ah.. thats right
  <eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight
  <BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get
  any dumber boozie steps up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909410
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072518
text:
  <k3tty> nfi
  <APULYG> Whats nfi?
  <TBC> no fucking idea.
  <APULYG> Well shut up then if you dont know
  * TBC beats the crap out of APU for being s00pid.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909410
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072569
text:
  <ilovebeer> dont hate just cuz i fuked ur gurl
  * GBL|DJ_Huxtable thinks......socrates.........can you even
  get a gurl?
  <Socrates> hey yeah... ilovebeer i dont even have a girl.. so
  how can you fuk her....
  <Socrates> gg i win
  <Socrates> kinda...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909410
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072615
text:
  *** Ugly_Stick is now known as Bueghty_Stick
  *** Bueghty_Stick is now known as Buehty_Stick
  *** Buehty_Stick is now known as Buhty_Stick
  *** Buhty_Stick is now known as Beuhty_Stick
  *** Beuhty_Stick is now known as Beugty_Stick
  <Beugty_Stick> how the hell do you spell beughty!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072660
text:
  <memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely
  exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072721
text:
  <davidks> there's this girl in my evolution inf. diseases
  class.. she has enormous tits.. they are monster tits..
  seriously.. well she wore this shirt that said, across her
  chest: "Hey! I'm up here! (Arrow pointing up)"
  <davidks> I thought that was pretty funny.
  <davidks> i told her i had the same problem and she laughed ..
  but that's all i could say to her because her boobs
  intimidated me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909411
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072764
text:
  * Lucca|DigitalMayhem used to use AOL a lot
  * Lucca|DigitalMayhem thought it was cool
  * Aezia used to shit in his pants. we all grow out of it
  someday.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909412
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.072881
text:
  <@Tezza> ROFLOLWOALDFVGWKLDBNMKEB NEWNBCUNTBLINGLOJEVFFRILS
  <+Franschie> Wow, somebody else figure the acronym out
  <pdRichard> rolling on the floor laughing out loud with only a
  large dick fucking very grandly within kevin's large, drunken
  buttocks nearly missing kevin's eerie blood?
  <@cky> lmao
  <@cky> and the second part?
  <@Tezza> LOL
  <pdRichard> never eaten wank, never been cum under, never took
  blowjobs - lying. into neverland goes laura, over jeff's evil
  veranda! final fantasy really is loadsa shit.
  <@cky> lol
  <@Tezza> lmao
  <@Tezza> Magic


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073034
text:
  <GC> i bought new disposable razors
  <GC> they have two blades each
  <GC> i am astounded
  <xen`> my mach 3 has 3 blades
  <GC> and it costs more
  <xen`> meh, it works good
  <xen`> i can shave my asshair and my face and not have to go
  through 5 razors


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073094
text:
  <Kilroy`> I had this blind date, her name was :. .:. : ... .::
  -
  <Kilroy`> well, all I saw was the top of her head
  <Kilroy`> I wonder if I'll recognize her if I meet her again
  <Kilroy`> .....
  <dh> Kilroy`: I guess you'll just have to make every chick you
  meat give you head
  <dh> err meet
  <dh> but then, meat works too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073139
text:
  * oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe
  in time it will grow to a beautiful @


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909413
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073185
text:
  <Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie
  Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073235
text:
  <mgod> weights 300 or something
  <mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem
  <bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073283
text:
  *** Now talking in #-[TF]-
  *** Topic is '*** Denmark has quit Worldcup (Read error:
  Connection reset by England)'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909414
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073332
text:
  <jamesm> good porn would be a chick taking it up the arse
  while configuring a dns server
  <jamesm> the guy could do a zone transfer to her secondary
  <jamesm> if you know what i mean


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073380
text:
  <timmo> for hookers in vegas its like
  <timmo> $500
  <timmo> they better be fucking me while im playing quake and
  shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073427
text:
  <jenwolf> i remember when it was a big deal when we got our
  first color TV
  <jenwolf> my dad was like, now you can see that the pink
  panther is pink!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073475
text:
  <@Juste> noooo
  <@Juste> shut down pc box was checked
  Juste
  «yamikun@evrtwa1-ar14-4-42-127-087.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net»
  has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909415
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073535
text:
  <Wilfred> Do you think I could kick your mom's ass Justin?
  <Wilfred> And remember...I've had weapons training.
  <Michael> Masturbating in the closet doesn't count as "Weapons
  training" in Canada. No matter how thin and pointy it is.
  <Wilfred> It's very thin and pointy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073747
text:
  <hitman> and
  <hitman> UNLIKE RageFury...
  <hitman> I do do guys.
  <hitman> er
  <hitman> don't
  <hitman> heh
  <hitman> man
  <ambrosia> lol
  <hitman> that was a bad typo
  * ambrosia pages dr. freud


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909417
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073794
text:
  <Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS->
  Spin0ut: Fucking your pillow till you bleed?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909418
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073848
text:
  <wolfwork> her zip drive was broken because HSE HAD NO ZIP
  DISK TO PUT IN IT
  <NOCKY> that's just poor design, isn't it
  <NOCKY> (is what the dumby guy here says whenever computers
  dont work for him because hes dumb)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.073946
text:
  <FrogboY> i hate this, i have pretty much no transfer limit
  for the next 9 days and can't think of anything to download
  <Rambo_6> get a virus
  <Rambo_6> or fill your harddrive with beastiality
  <Rambo_6> whichever comes first


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074001
text:
  <whiprush> #debian is pretty intense too ...
  <whiprush> I don't see how anyone can get help in that place.
  <ronelson> well whip, you just apt-get irc-logs when you need
  them :P
  <whiprush> ronelson: can you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909419
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074046
text:
  (nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time?
  (poopfart) yes
  (poopfart) i can
  (poopfart) their called accidents


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909420
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074103
text:
  <x`fearless> whoever's turn it is says like "never have I ever
  done this..." and if you've done it u gotta drink
  <x`fearless> omg some girl was like never have I ever had anal
  sex and 3 girls at the table drank I'm like OMGOMGOMG


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909420
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074154
text:
  <NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11
  <NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff
  <NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each
  other all the time
  <NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers
  wife the same after that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909420
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074214
text:
  <Hitchhiker> Gotta catch 'em all!
  <ManInBlack> STDs!
  <marik7772003> gonorrhea, i choose you
  <ManInBlack> GO GET 'EM, HIV!
  <Hitchhiker> Herpes, fire attack!
  <ManInBlack> HIV IS EVOLVING
  <ManInBlack> CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR HIV HAS BECOME AIDS!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074295
text:
  <quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can
  you still get L&I from work?
  <Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.
  <Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe
  <geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at
  work.
  <geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob
  <Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but
  maybe it's in yours
  <geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are
  liable.
  <Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
  <quacky> that's what I'm talking about.
  <Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
  <quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries
  <geekie> right.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074394
text:
  <Scott> i dunno, Bill Gates porn would get sooo many hits
  <Scott> they'd wanna see how micro and soft he really is


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909421
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074443
text:
  <pneumatic> i look out one window and it's sunny and nice..
  the other windows.. grey, gloomy.
  <autistk> other windows = windows 2000?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074498
text:
  <TriPa^> my mother is a cleaning fanatic
  <TriPa^> one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down
  to the playroom and straighten it up
  <TriPa^> we had a party there the previous evening, and she
  was none too happy about the mess
  <TriPa^> as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was
  completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us
  know it
  <TriPa^> finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it
  all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom:
  <TriPa^> can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074552
text:
  <flowerfrenzy> i went to one of my elementary school dances to
  find out what it was all about. it was stupid.
  <flowerfrenzy> we had to dance like five feet away from the
  guy
  <okto> haha!
  <okto> "leave room for Jesus!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909422
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074607
text:
  <@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore
  throat?
  <mattlesko> let me look
  <mattlesko> pg. 130
  <mattlesko> "stop sucking cock"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074659
text:
  <Ch0|sen> fuck I made a fake Myspace account posing as a bi
  blonde to get horny desperate internet guys to get me a free
  ipod and now all these hot lesbians are messaging me with "we
  should fuck"
  <Ch0|sen> WHY CAN'T THESE BUXOM BI CHICKS LOVE ME AS I AM
  INSTEAD OF THE 20 YEAR OLD BLONDE COLLEGE STUDENT I PORTRAY ON
  THE INTERNET


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074727
text:
  <Direw0lf> Sauki get some gerbils
  <Direw0lf> i've been told they're all sorts of fun
  <KhamulPPC> Especially with the optional extra of a microwave
  <Direw0lf> hehe
  <Sauki> gerbils?
  <KhamulPPC> You got something against gerbils?
  <Direw0lf> add helium and you've got gerbiloons
  <Sauki> i'm sure they taste good
  <Sauki> but i'm never sure what sauce to put with them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909423
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074785
text:
  <Raikou`> what if you had a keyboard with a key for every
  character
  <Dratini927> it'd be like, 15'x15'
  <Dratini927> It's like "Brb I gotta go press a"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909424
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.074925
text:
  <dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way.
  <dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for
  not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909425
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075032
text:
  <Fiz> i'd rather type than talk to a fucking computer
  <Fiz> i feel stupid talking to a computer
  <Fiz> talking to the TV is okay, because it talks back


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909425
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075081
text:
  <michaelr> heh, new zealanders think the aussies are shagging
  the sheep, and the aussies think the nz'ers are shagging the
  sheep... quite frankly, i think it's the sheep who are sluts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909425
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075128
text:
  <johnnybad> nice guys finish last
  <ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway?  the guy to finish
  last?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909425
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075182
text:
  <Rose> ahaha...I remember this one time at a tattoo parlour
  <Rose> and this girl wanted a tattoo on her lower back
  <Rose> and she told the artist "yeah, I want something
  symbolic"
  <Rose> so I wrote "Exit only" in chinese


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909426
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075231
text:
  <@Hele-WritingQs> DO I HAVE A HARD NINTENDO QUESTION
  <kiwiman> Is the answer Sega
  <@Hele-WritingQs> ...
  * @Hele-WritingQs crumples up his sheet of questions


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075472
text:
  Cooler1011: can you explain to me why i need to format and/or
  partition this disc?
  Cooler1011: It does not make sense to me.
  mrrc00: imagine a giant room
  mrrc00: now, throw millions upon millions of identical things
  into the room
  mrrc00: now these things can be used to make larger things,
  but only if they have some order to them
  mrrc00: a filesystem, which you create by formatting, orders
  those bits
  Cooler1011: yo, get a job
  Cooler1011: you're qualified
  Cooler1011: that really sounds like it came right out of PC
  Magazine
  mrrc00: oh, I'm not surprised
  mrrc00: I was pulling it out my ass, after all


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909427
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075585
text:
  Dr-Mambo:  so yeah
  Dr-Mambo:  how about that <recent current event>
  Dr-Mambo:  did you catch that <local sporting event> last
  weekend?
  Willuknight:  no i missed <local sporting event> but i did
  manage to get to <recent current event> and it was pretty damm
  cool
  Willuknight:  i met <person we both know> there as well, they
  were with some friends
  Dr-Mambo:  oh thats just <emotive statement>
  Willuknight:  <unecessary agreement>
  Dr-Mambo:  well im going to go <masterbate furiously> to
  <lesbian pornogrophy>
  Dr-Mambo:  <parting statement>
  Willuknight:  <salutations>


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075640
text:
  <Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in
  3wctf?
  <Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes
  <Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you
  <Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples
  <Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs  ;o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909428
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075761
text:
  <^trivia_reaper^>  009.858. How much water would a human drink
  in a lifetime ?
  <^trivia_reaper^>  1st Hint: *** ******* ******   Question
  Value : 21 Points
  <^trivia_reaper^>  2nd Hint: 500 ******* ******   30.0 secs &
  21 Points Remaining
  <^trivia_reaper^>  3rd Hint: 500 *i**io* *i**e*   15.0 secs &
  21 Points Remaining
  <^trivia_reaper^>  Times up!  The answer was ->
  500 million litres  <-
  <iamscottevil> who the fuck uses litres.
  <^trivia_reaper^>  Top10 Players ( Weekly & Monthly) are
  Auto-Voiced
  <^trivia_reaper^>  002.2424. Music : 60's Chart Toppers: Name
  The Artist: Ame Caline (Soul Coaxing) ?
  <iamscottevil> I'm trying to think. Glasses, gallons.
  <iamscottevil> Litres?! Fuck that shit. Pabst blue ribbon.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075808
text:
  Mortaneous> Lyme... idiots of that caliber still exist
  Mortaneous> I thought Darwinian evolution woulda killed em off
  the first time they attacked the toaster with a knife for
  eating their bread


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075870
text:
  <DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people
  to your advantage
  <DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite
  rewarding...
  <DarkImportGrey> but it's close
  <DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping
  <DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see
  which would win


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075924
text:
  abmac: you should listen to more phish
  abmac: and smoke more weed
  speedo: you should smoke less weed
  abmac: psh
  abmac: hey!
  abmac: if you put an "i" in psh
  abmac: it's phish
  abmac: mind-blowing....
  speedo: no it's not, idiot
  speedo: it's pish
  abmac: psh
  abmac: maybe i should smoke less weed


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909429
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.075975
text:
  @MetalMilitia{|cC|}: I never been to the states
  @MetalMilitia{|cC|}: and I WILL NOT cross the boarder
  @Raged|work: its better that way
  @Raged|work: we don't need ya
  @MetalMilitia{|cC|}: but ur women do ;)
  @MetalMilitia{|cC|}: they all want some of my Canadian beef
  baby !
  @Sile: i crossed the border into Canada at Niagra Falls once
  @Sile: i was sitting there thinking "damn, the canadian chicks
  are hot!"
  @Sile: then i realized that they were all american tourists


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909430
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076022
text:
  <Peter> My brother got a $1500 car deck for $6.58 today.
  <kaliyama> Was that the cost of the crowbar and ski mask?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909430
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076078
text:
  <D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
  <D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
  <D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
  <D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
  <D|S-random> ER
  <D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
  <D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909430
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076132
text:
  <@LazyMan13> [¥] Lag: 1.048 seconds [¥] Project Infusion
  v0.0.3 [¥]
  * @LazyMan13 gives up
  * +Knights slides his dick out of Lazy's connection and zips
  his pants...
  <@LazyMan13> [¥] Lag: 0.102 seconds [¥] Project Infusion
  v0.0.3 [¥]
  <@LazyMan13> .....
  <@LazyMan13> damn you Knights


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909431
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076201
text:
  <kas> did you getta message from Mike last night?
  <kas> he msged you on aim
  <SDMF> he msged me?
  <kas> i put in big bold letters
  <kas> JOHN ITS MIKE LETS CYBER NOW
  <kas> and yur roommate answered
  <kas> and was like who's this
  <kas> and ize like
  <kas> Johns cyber boyfriend, Mike
  <kas> is he there?
  <kas> i wanna cyber sooo bad
  <kas> yur roommate blocked me or signed off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909431
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076252
text:
  <CursedBurger> i hate it when i'm watching some good porn and
  the entire clip's ruined because one of the guys has a mullet


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909431
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076302
text:
  <excite> youre friends with eggo
  <excite> how do i know that pocket pc doesnt have eggothrax
  spores all over the damn thing
  <Chis> as a matter of fact, he has touched it
  <excite> boot up and im a deadman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909431
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076361
text:
  <g-core> Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long 1, Michael J. Fox
  has a little one, Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope has
  one but doesn't use it.  What is it.
  <pip> last name
  <pip> no wait
  <pip> penis


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909432
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076411
text:
  evilada: agh, i'm watching this jesus camp documentary and
  it's horrible.
  evilada: i want to burn down a church
  pnkfloyd: woah woah woah
  pnkfloyd: Hold on there
  pnkfloyd: wait for me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909432
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076509
text:
  <bonch> Any recommended strategies for egging a house?
  <nastsmom> yes
  <nastsmom> first buy some eggs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909432
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076555
text:
  <Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred
  <Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer
  again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076742
text:
  coke420: Woo! Just reached lvl 60 on a 3rd character for WoW!
  LexaDead: Great timing on that, I was just looking for a
  virgin to sacrifice.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076785
text:
  tehsolace: lets cyber
  d j n p h a s e: mmmk
  d j n p h a s e: you be the girl
  tehsolace: ok
  tehsolace: im a girl
  d j n p h a s e: ok
  d j n p h a s e: i have to go take a shit
  d j n p h a s e: one sec
  tehsolace: O_O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076837
text:
  <Sierro> I took her out for lunch...
  <Sierro> to McDonalds
  <Sierro> I feel like a 15 year old
  <phantom> hehe, where ya gonna get one at 4am?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909434
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076900
text:
  <JRJohn> At my high school we had a high school cop who would
  walk around proudly displaying his 9mm glock.
  <JRJohn> also, he had about 10 boxes of ammo in his desk.
  <ZoFreX> that's a little unsafe
  <ZoFreX> ammo should be locked up
  <JRJohn> WHY would you need more ammunition than there are
  kids in the school?
  <ZoFreX> doubletap?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.076951
text:
  <Hickboy> i gotta piddle
  <Hickboy> doh did i say that out loud
  <wolvie> yes, now run to the little boy's room before anybody
  notices


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909435
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077002
text:
  <klockwerk> If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you
  get off?
  <cornelius> yeah
  <cornelius> wait... no
  <cornelius> shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909436
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077099
text:
  [Demon5] ;p
  [far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean?  "I have a
  scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909436
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077216
text:
  youatemypancreas: Dammit.
  youatemypancreas: Diablo won't work. it keeps minimizing
  itself. >_<
  Areku: *pats.*
  Areku: Oh hey. I've got a great plan.
  youatemypancreas: Oh?
  Areku: I'm going to set up a murder. And just before I murder
  the person, I'm going to ask. "Are you scared?" And when they
  say yes, I'll reply "You shouldn't be, you're on Scare
  tactics!" Then when they're all happy, and relieved they're
  not going to die.. I'll stab 'em good.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077298
text:
  <bladezero> Hey guys, i need u to help me solve the porblem i
  got
  <zefer> k, shoot
  <bladezero> well i really like this girl and i want to impress
  her should i buy her a rose?
  <zefer> lol, if u wana say u like her with a rose all ure
  saying is "I'm cheap"
  <bladezero> o shit, should i buy her a bouquet then?
  <zefer> no cuz then she'll think ure just trying to buy her
  over
  <bladezero> then what do i do damnit, this is like the first
  girl ive ever really liked
  <zefer> buy her some chocolates. U cant go wrong with
  chocolates, i say when in doubt look to the chocolate.
  <bladezero> ok thanks man bye :)
  <majinTB> uhh u sure thats a good motto to live by?
  <zefer> no ha ha but hes gonna fatten this girl up real nice
  and then he'll either 1) dump her or 2) she'll get desperate
  and settle with a loser like him who can't even deal with what
  to get a girl on a date.
  <zefer> way to "let your heart decide."
  <majinTB> ha ha yea what a dumbass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077352
text:
  <toonz> mae-west1#sh access-lists 1
  <toonz> mae-west1#oh shit
  <toonz>           ^
  <toonz> % Invalid input detected at '^' marker.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077400
text:
  harleyb: we're not dumb like that up in canda
  harleyb: and we can also spell our countrie's name
  harleyb: and use proper everything
  harleyb: *country's


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909437
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077450
text:
  <Milp> its the next hot thing
  <bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think
  I'd want to get in and drive it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077502
text:
  <Bob The Plumber>: Some people had a day of silence at our
  school to raise awareness for something today.
  <El Chupacabra>: What were they raising awareness for?
  <Bob The Plumber>: I dunno, they wouldn't tell me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909438
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077555
text:
  <Dregan> 3y3 4m l33t h4x0r
  <Dregan> j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!
  <Dregan> fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.
  <Dregan>    -"l33t h41ku"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077696
text:
  <megamobike> my mom taught me a very important lesson today
  <ccrookedrrain> no means no?
  <megamobike> gross


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077746
text:
  <cppdog-> :\
  <cppdog-> I just got raped at the park
  <cppdog-> OS Uptime (WinME): 3hrs 55mins 35secs
  <scotteh> after a good rape, the first thing you really wanna
  do, is check yer uptime


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909439
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077797
text:
  <@j0no> tigerbot_hesh: These are not the brains you are
  looking for. Move along.
  <tigerbot_hesh> shouldnt that be droids?
  <@j0no> You don't really need droids, do you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077862
text:
  <punkmac> people are dumb
  <punkmac> i put my 2 333's on the local for-sale newsgroup
  <punkmac> heres what some doofus emails me:
  <punkmac> >>Will you sell them separate from each
  other......In other word do I have to
  <punkmac> >>buy both of them?
  <punkmac> YES! YOU MUST BUY 2!! THEY ARE SIAMESE TWINS AND
  CONNOT BE SEPERATED!
  <TeamsterX> hah connected at birth by a crossover cable ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077913
text:
  <Rackshack-GregM> got my first DVD-A on Tuesday
  <RS-Andrew> dvd-a? double vaginal double anal?
  <Rackshack-GregM> hah
  <Rackshack-GregM> DVD Audio


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.077965
text:
  <Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in
  my game?
  <Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on
  accuracy, but a negative effect on strength.
  <Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride,
  atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate,
  nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride,
  sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the
  IOC.
  <Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909440
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078020
text:
  <@Yenkaz> "You also agree that you will not use these products
  for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including,
  without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or
  production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological
  weapons."
  <@Yenkaz> i mean.. wtf
  <@Yenkaz> I'd admire anyone capable of using itunes to produce
  any weapon of mass destruction


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078088
text:
  <MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
  <goatboy> what?
  <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
  <goatboy> er?
  <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
  <goatboy> and?
  <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
  <goatboy> ...
  <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
  <goatboy> i dont get it
  <MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
  <goatboy> bastard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078140
text:
  [Sativa] My sister earlier, got pulled over by a cop
  [Sativa] He said 'Can I see your licence'
  [Sativa] And she gave him her credit card on accident
  [Sativa] And he is like 'I only accept cash'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909441
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078187
text:
  <]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army,
  but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D
  <Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer
  whiz


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078232
text:
  <devinfo> i guess bacon is good too, or a deadly weapon for
  Blanka. In the future, breakfast features caffeinated bacon,
  baconated grapefruit,


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078277
text:
  <Tweeder> dude, i was listning to a celine dion cd, and i
  pulled up to a toll booth, and the guy called me a fag. >:|


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078328
text:
  <Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel!
  <bolsh> same.
  <Mick> HAHA..I MEANT FAVOURITE TO FANTASISE AND WANK OVER!
  <bolsh> same.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909442
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078380
text:
  <Charlemagne> I HATE WHEN OPS TRY TO JUDGE MY MOTHER FUCKING
  ONLY FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  * Wertigon sets mode: +o Charlemagne
  <Charlemagne> oh
  <Charlemagne> never mind
  <Charlemagne> WOO!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078435
text:
  <[Ci]XeneX> Hahahahaha.
  <[Ci]XeneX> I forgot my password for my Barrysworld Subscriber
  Private FTP access, and it says I have to answer the secret
  question..
  <Lenin> What's the secret question?
  <[Ci]XeneX> Password Reminder Question: What is my password
  for this site?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909445
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078537
text:
  <minion> what should i get for lunch
  <minion> i have $4
  <keef> 8 packs of ramen and a 3 dollar hooker


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078688
text:
  -> *Sea* I'm making services talk and he's so stoned that he
  thinks he's imagining it :)
  <OperServ> WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, LIFESPIKE, YOU TERRORIST
  BASTARD
  <Lifespike> OPER, NO
  <Lifespike> dude IM INNOCENT I SWEAR
  <@LagServ> YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY
  <Lifespike> nooo
  <Lifespike> SOMEBODY CALL KEN
  <Lifespike> SOMEBODY HACKED HIS BOX
  <Lifespike> THE SERVICES ARE ATTAKING ME
  <LagServ> GREETINGS, JUSTIN! I AM YOUR GUARDIAN SPIRIT!
  <Lifespike> really?
  <LagServ> YES. I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU OF YOUR QUEST.
  <Lifespike> what do i have to do?
  <LagServ> You must travel into the wilderness, naked. You must
  stay there for 18 days. You must fuck every goat you encounter
  and carry around a bucket of green Jell-O.
  <Lifespike> holy shit, i never knew this was real
  <Lifespike> i'm gonna do that soon, i swear
  <OperServ> DIE!
  <MemoServ> DIE!
  <NickServ> DIE!
  <Lifespike> THEYRE TELLING ME TO DIE
  <Lifespike> FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE
  *** Quits: Lifespike
  <Ariakas> Wow.
  <Ariakas> I'd make a hell of a psychologist.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909446
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078743
text:
  <steve|zzz> i had this dream
  <steve|zzz> i was beating off
  <steve|zzz> and my penis was circumsised
  <steve|zzz> and it was so big i could use 2 hands
  <steve|zzz> best dream i ever had


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078793
text:
  <fatmatt> ha, the raelians claim to have produced the worlds
  first human clone, I doubt it, haven't they seen the Mormons?
  <fatmatt> those guys have even managed to clone the bicycle as
  well


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078917
text:
  <Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.
  <Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless
  it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should
  know.
  <Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting
  proposition.
  * volsung_ perks up.
  <Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard
  cock.'
  * volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
  <volsung_> :)
  <Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is
  somewhat limited.
  <volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as
  presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
  <Paradox> I'm not sure.
  <volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand.  An
  exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
  <Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some
  catches.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909447
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.078973
text:
  <aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/
  <PeeDC> lol
  <PeeDC> thats cuz im busy with real life these days
  <aNuBiS-> lies
  <PeeDC> i got a kid on route .. due in less than a month ..
  and no job .. im busy :P
  <aNuBiS-> hmmm, youre black now?
  <PeeDC> hahahah


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079021
text:
  <kperpy> then i heard my mum at the door and naturally i
  panicked right, but luckily i alt+tab'd to porn and took off
  my pants before she saw that i was on the microsoft website


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909448
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079119
text:
  <shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you
  get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079174
text:
  <Tak777> I have returned
  * Feops disbelieves
  <Feops> 1d20+1
  <Ragnaar> Feops: 1d20+1 (6)
  <Feops> damn
  <Feops> fine, you're here.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079216
text:
  belgarion|ESC: what u mean what am i on
  belgarion|ESC: im on poverty, its like life but with less
  money


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909449
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079263
text:
  ZacCichy: or why is it I can't find a chick
  ZacCichy: younger than 15!?
  ZacCichy: :-(
  ZacCichy: OLDER I MEAN


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079356
text:
  <Mandingo> Fucking toilet will NOT stop running!
  <Mandingo> Stupid toilet.  I give it SO MUCH, and this is how
  it repays me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079407
text:
  <Sureshot^> you never do all nighters though
  <NyseriA> i did one with you yesterday you fucking idiot
  <Sureshot^> yeha apart from that
  <NyseriA> YOU NEVER DO ALLNIGHTERS APART FROM THAT TIME WHEN
  YOU DO


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079464
text:
  <TonicBH> [Tonic Hedgehog's mIRC Software] - [Windows XP
  Uptime: 2wks 1day 19hrs 43mins 24secs] - [mIRC v6.02 Uptime:
  4days 11hrs 31mins 40secs]
  <TonicBH> O_O
  <TonicBH> 15 days ;/
  <TonicBH> ph33r :/
  <Sep> wtf
  <Sep> turn your damn computer off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909450
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079534
text:
  [12:42am] <Convinced> darkvibe
  <Convinced> what we talked about, i will work on it tomorrow,
  ok?
  <darkvibe> whenever
  <darkvibe> no hurry
  <darkvibe> and much appreciated
  <`rush> oh, way to spark the interest of the ENTIRE FREAKING
  ROOM.
  <[vV]Criminal_Intent> hey `rush, that thing I said about that
  stuff, I am going to do it the day we planned exactly the way
  we discussed.
  <`rush> [vV]Criminal_Intent: ok, but don't forget to bring
  that thing that we talked about. make sure it's heated to the
  temp we decided on. and the panties are the color you
  mentioned. do you remember the place we converesed about
  meeting?
  <[vV]Criminal_Intent> i remember clearly, I got the panties
  but dont forget the accesories we discussed or the issues with
  law enforcment and animal rights
  <`rush> ah ah.. right. i'll have to speak with the man who i
  told you about to clear up the issues we came up with. also,
  the club drugs i told you about will be X ammount of hours
  late, where X is equal to the number that we predetermined
  prior to this conversation.
  <`rush> this is getting rediculous.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909451
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079580
text:
  (%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school
  (%nickster) for mentally handicapped people
  (@starbucks_mafia) thats great
  (@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909451
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079631
text:
  <{FDISK}> I've listened to so many MP3s I can identify the
  encoder and bitrate by ear.
  <{FDISK}> Surprisingly, I'm still single.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079733
text:
  <SvenN00B> i have a script that'll msg me and tell me when
  people mention my name in rooms and stuff
  <SvenN00B> so i mentioned my own name and now it's in an
  endless loop telling me that SvenN00B mentioned my name and ..
  yeah .. it keeps on going :P
  *** SvenN00B has quit (Remote closed the connection)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079789
text:
  <AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees
  <AlpViper> is that bad
  <Nom> farenheight or celcius ?
  <Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad
  <AlpViper> oh dear


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909452
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079836
text:
  <Gnell|CHAMPION> OMG A DONKEY JUST WENT BY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
  <Gnell|CHAMPION> i wanna ride it
  * Gnell|CHAMPION is away


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909453
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079902
text:
  <rick> hey my bro called me up the other day asking for the
  ops cd key
  <rick> so im like, military style? bc its such a pain to
  understand the letters over the phone
  <rick> so hes like "whatever sure"
  <rick> so im sitting there for like 10 minutes saying "
  kit-cat-kit-cat-9 = venus-bounce-bounce-bouce-dog =
  girl-girl-phone-girl-daddy ..." so thats going on for a while
  and hes repeating it back to me and im repeating it back to
  him for like 5 times.
  <rick> so finally i hang up the phone and spin around in my
  chair and my grandpa is standing in the doorway totally dazed,
  and hes like "i'll never understand you young kids."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909453
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.079951
text:
  <Jadd-Away> MONROE - An employee at the Wal-Mart store off
  North Telegraph Road died in Mercy Memorial Hospital here
  yesterday after he was found lying on the store s floor with
  head trauma, Monroe County sheriff s deputies said.
  <Jadd-Away> victim of falling prices?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909454
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080195
text:
  SomeNick: if you tell a girl to never call you again and that
  she annoys you.... haven't spoke to her in over a month and
  she's msg'd you a few times on aim but you didn't reply... do
  you think calling her and telling her it was all a big joke is
  believable?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909455
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080380
text:
  *** evil_ (~evil@pc1-with2-6-cust37.mant.cable.ntl.com) quit
  (Ping timeout)
  <@quasirob> all these centuries, we never knew - evil can be
  defeated by a ping timeout


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909455
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080427
text:
  <s_> the thing that attracts me to fat chicks the most
  <s_> would probably have to be their gravitational pull


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909456
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080475
text:
  <erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish
  <erisynne> he did it to me 7 times
  <GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909456
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080535
text:
  <Verl> so who like cherries
  <Qtip43> i like to pop them
  <Qtip43> with my penos
  <Verl> youre a virgin arent you
  <Qtip43> totally
  <Qtip43> by choice i might add


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909456
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080590
text:
  <Gothmog> ive got this to say for that pool after about 10:30
  at night
  <Gothmog> its absolutely fucking freezing
  <Zen> arg
  <Zen> ur nuts
  <Gothmog> yeah they were freezing too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080640
text:
  <MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass
  sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could
  have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup
  just in case" then I felt stupid
  <MpTaNk> :\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080688
text:
  <SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the
  movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080741
text:
  <red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm
  when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it
  into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean
  everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so
  salty.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909457
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080795
text:
  <autistk> underneath your clothes there's an endless story?
  <autistk> riiiiight
  <autistk> I suspect something was lost in the translation
  <autistk> or is it about the scene in the neverendingstory
  when the kid steals the book by hiding it up his sweater?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909458
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080889
text:
  <kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing
  and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i
  ordered a bud light
  <kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a
  cunt


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909458
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.080937
text:
  <kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed
  up the bit rate
  <kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081033
text:
  <Unregistered> should I wank and get food, or order and have
  it come here?
  <Unregistered> er walk, I mean walk


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081079
text:
  <Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS?
  <Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the
  other is a curse on men sent by microsoft


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909459
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081136
text:
  <Nitrix> Im using VI to edit a file, is anyone able to tell me
  how i save and exit?
  * EvolutionCrazy has joined #ev1servers
  <agruetz> Nitrix :wq!
  <Nitrix> whats :wq!?
  <Nitrix> as in i press colon on the keyboard?
  <Nitrix> so ALT ; ?
  <agruetz> no shift + ;
  <agruetz> maybe you should not be touching a computer let
  alone be a server admin on a *nix box...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909460
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081197
text:
  <NES> lol
  <NES> I download something from Napster
  <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading
  it from me when I'm done
  <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got
  that from you"
  <NES> "getting my song back fucker"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909460
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081250
text:
  <Dro0> i dont wanna be alarmist here
  <Dro0> but i'm prety sure that the guy trying to configure the
  core router in chicago
  <Dro0> is googling "subnetting"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081334
text:
  @(TekU4iA) btw
  @(TekU4iA) its 195bpm
  @(TekU4iA) thanks
  @(TekU4iA) K
  (thebigo) 195?
  (thebigo) who do you think you are? squarepusher?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081423
text:
  <@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops
  for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to
  just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or
  not
  <@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend
  up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer
  consultant
  <@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like,
  "Oh, some webserver"
  <@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he
  should use another server, and how the server he's using
  sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things,
  lmao
  <@splurge> HAHAHA
  <@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or
  computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play
  around in my spare time"
  <@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld
  <@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the
  backyard
  <@Bojangle> Me too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909461
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081513
text:
  (monkeh^): this girl from the us was emailing me saying her
  tummy hurts, out of curiosity i ask why its hurting
  (monkeh^): i got the reply today
  (monkeh^): and ill say this; she should have lied


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909462
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081611
text:
  <e-shark> so i was in physics today, and my mechanical pencial
  snapped
  <e-shark> my teacher noticed it, and then went on this tangent
  about how he went through school with one mechanical pencil
  <e-shark> and a giant white eraser that was german made, since
  it was really good at getting rid of mistakes
  <e-shark> then my friend states, "yea, those germans are
  really good at getting rid of big, annoying mistakes."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909462
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081666
text:
  <Conny> Hello
  <Conny> Someone who feel like talkin' ?
  <Aristotles> Conny: male or female?
  <Conny> i`m male
  * Aristotles 's interest fades fast


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909462
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081720
text:
  <@DocGonzo> yeh, my gf + monitor was 109lbs
  <@DocGonzo> and it wasnt even trinitron
  <usunoro> your gf weighs like 60lb?
  <usunoro> she's TINY
  <@DocGonzo> er, i mean g4


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081830
text:
  <Kobe_Tai> guy comes in complaining of abdominal/rectal pain
  <Kobe_Tai> all of his vitals look okay
  <Kobe_Tai> no abdominal distension
  <Kobe_Tai> no nauseau/vomiting
  <Kobe_Tai> we go ahead and admit him
  <Kobe_Tai> and during his initial body audit
  <Kobe_Tai> I see scratches and tearing all around his anus
  <Kobe_Tai> so I'm like "have you been raped? or eaten anything
  unusual?"
  <Kobe_Tai> and hes like "no"
  <Kobe_Tai> so I make him an appointment with radiology
  <Kobe_Tai> and send him down for an Abdominal Ultrasound
  <Kobe_Tai> about 45 minutes later, they're calling me
  <Kobe_Tai> and they're like "OMFG COME DOWN HERE"
  <Kobe_Tai> so I go down
  <Kobe_Tai> and theyre all like white as ghosts
  <Kobe_Tai> I put the film up on the slidr
  <Kobe_Tai> *slider
  <Kobe_Tai> the guy failed to mention that he had ?AN ENTIRE
  VLASIC PICLE JAR RAMMED UP HIS ASS
  <Kobe_Tai> pickle
  <Kobe_Tai> so, we sent him to surgery
  <Kobe_Tai> and because the lid was off
  <Kobe_Tai> it formed a vacuum
  <Kobe_Tai> and they had a real hard time removing it
  <Kobe_Tai> no, they drilled a hole in it to release the vacuum
  <Kobe_Tai> when they did he hemorrhafed
  <Kobe_Tai> *hemorhagged
  <alex> all he wanted was to have a good time :(
  <alex> first of all if i wanted to have anal sex with a jar i
  would find one of those plastic ones


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909463
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081932
text:
  <Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few
  dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes
  <Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of
  shampoo
  <Guilty> Maybe some q-tips


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909464
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.081982
text:
  <X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :)
  <Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and
  forge a new thermostat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909464
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082083
text:
  InaGreendase: he got arrested...
  InaGreendase: for sexually harrassing himself..
  InaGreendase: yes, himself.
  InaGreendase: he was looking in a mirror or something and
  saying to himself
  InaGreendase: "You're so sexy, you bitch...i wanna fuck you so
  bad...you'd look even hotter if those pants were tighter.."
  InaGreendase: and that dorm's RD was watching the whole time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082130
text:
  <Aidan> If you found out a commet was about to strike Earth
  and you had five minutes to live, what you would do?
  <Alsander> You mean, who would I rape


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082179
text:
  <MunInFull> Back in a minute. Gotta speak to the Evil One and
  negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages.
  <Prometheus> because god forbid the man could say "take a
  shit"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082224
text:
  <kimo> tylenol + advil + a half a shot of JD == an episode of
  seinfeld, all characters played by your truly


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909465
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082277
text:
  <andy> I want to live in a camaro, not a van.
  <WIP> You can't put a waterbed in a camaro.
  <andy> that sounds suspiciously like a bet.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082321
text:
  [thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
  (McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com
  [thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
  [kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082380
text:
  <Anatole> The PS2 is the *only* choice, if you like those
  kinds of games.
  <SINsApple> Not *really* since the xbox *is* the *one* that
  has Nascar *Thunder* and Outlaw *Golf*
  <SINsApple> I'm mocking your use of asterisks, in *case* you
  didn't *notice*
  <SINsApple> :D
  <Anatole> Wow...you sure are *funny* when you're *drunk*, you
  dirty *bitch*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082437
text:
  <danbee> Ah well. I'm going for a shower in my new rave
  bathroom.
  <weealan> rave bathroom??
  <danbee> Aye. The bulb is on the fritz.
  <danbee> So now I get an epileptic fit every time I go for a
  piss.
  <danbee> It's... messy.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909466
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082482
text:
  <pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and
  northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em
  and turn it into a big shopping mall


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082529
text:
  <WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us
  gals???
  <XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909467
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082586
text:
  (cowboy) LOL
  (cowboy) THat was fuckin' funny
  (cowboy) rec director at a park calls me up
  (cowboy) wants to knwo how to fix something on his web page
  (cowboy) I tell him it can't do what he wants it to do
  (cowboy) he asks why
  (cowboy) I explain
  (cowboy) He comes back with, "Well I wonder what moron
  designed it like that. That's stupid!"
  (cowboy) I pause a moment
  (cowboy) Well, actually, I was the one who designed it like
  that.
  (tobyl) lol
  (cowboy) Oh, uh, err, uhm, ahhh, eeee, oooo, hrm, well,
  uhhhhhhh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082636
text:
  <SoberIRL> my gf is getting her tongue pierced soon :D
  <Drewtetz> you can finally find out what it'll be like to have
  a rod and two balls in your mouth!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082690
text:
  <Sukato> Once again
  <Sukato> my firewall successfully blocked hack attempt from
  192.168.0.1
  <Sukato> Then some programs get kicked offline
  <Jed> I know that IP address
  <Jed> He's a mean bastard.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082737
text:
  <rhyann> hey i got a floppy with a virus and i wana now if its
  ok to put it next to the other floppys or do i gotta wait for
  it to get better to put it back in the box


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909468
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082809
text:
  <Sk8rDiE>  So I was trying to get up the bleachers,
  <Sk8rDiE>  And this real ugly filipino girl wouldn't move
  <Icarus>  heh
  <Sk8rDiE>  So I'm like "'scuse me"
  <Sk8rDiE>  and she just sits there, staring.
  <Sk8rDiE>  So i was like "Bitch, Don't make me bust out the
  ethnic slurs!"
  <Icarus>  ahahahahahaha
  <Sk8rDiE>  I don't think she understood the dialect.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909469
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082859
text:
  <Spyro> Dude..
  <Spyro> The other day, I was smoking some weed and got into
  the car to go and drop my sister off to the bus stop. I
  thought some prick stole my steering wheel....
  <Spyro> But I was in the backseat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082918
text:
  [masterchris] oh wow. I love the way Norton backs you up
  against a wall and tells you that you have to reboot to
  complete the installation of these updates..
  [masterchris] ..no 'reboot later' button
  [masterchris] just 'okay'
  [DRUFER] pfft
  [masterchris] i wonder, if I hit the x, will it close it - or
  reboot it.
  [Pickle_Weasel] just keep it in the background until you're
  ready
  [DRUFER] get your virus updates
  [DRUFER] be happy
  *@masterchris is going to try the x.
  [Pickle_Weasel] ping timeout
  [Pickle_Weasel] $5 on ping timeout
  [DRUFER] lmao
  [masterchris] Norton wouldn't be that prickey and make the x
  button the same as 'ok' i would hope.
  * masterchris [GAT-X207@=SHVbyv-508.chebucto.ns.Ca] has left
  IRC
  * @masterchris (GAT-X207@=SHVbyv-508.chebucto.ns.Ca) Quit
  (Connection reset by peer)
  [Kraid] ahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909470
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.082970
text:
  <Paradigm> I wish I had one of those rental cars that blow up
  after you're finished with it.
  <Shadowtext> Para--they ALL do if you plan it right.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909471
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083111
text:
  *Anony-X has joined #mac*
  <Emoxin> sometimes when im masturbating i look at pictures of
  dogs. not dogs having sex or anything, just dogs. like chasing
  frisbees and shit. just the way they move and their bark gets
  me so hot. i can fit 3 more fingers in my pussy when theres a
  dog around.
  <Anony-X> mac users, i swear to god...
  *Anony-X has left #mac*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083176
text:
  <vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of
  microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone
  please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our
  machines?
  <Cyrix> what.
  <jim4> vv: no
  <Cyrix> get a new cd
  <Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver
  *** vvortex3 (vvortex3@arena.cwnet.com) has left #C++
  <snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps
  *** vvortex3 (vvortex3@arena.cwnet.com) has joined #c++
  <vvortex3> jerk
  <Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909472
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083226
text:
  <etiolate> vegas is just like the internet
  <etiolate> porn everywhere
  <etiolate> and open all night


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909473
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083378
text:
  <baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town.
  <JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump.
  <baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers.
  More grip that way.
  <baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909473
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083433
text:
  <C4ndl3s> I'm Back
  <DirtyMexican> oh god no!
  <DirtyMexican> bye
  * Quits: DirtyMexican
  (DirtyMexic@CPE-144-132-225-105.nsw.bigpond.net.au) (Quit: )
  <BenZor> rofl
  <BenZor> i needed to talk to him too, thanks C4ndl3s


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909473
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083484
text:
  <syberghost> Ok, it's clear that I'm losing my mind; I had the
  TV muted so it wouldn't interrupt our conversation.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083532
text:
  <gh5046> The day a boy becomes a man is the day he realizes
  even pretty girls go poop.
  <felix> haha
  <felix> the day he becomes a dirty man is the day he realizes
  poop is sexy
  * felix shudders


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083576
text:
  zero:dude that computer you nicked from school, ive just had
  the police round being questioned about it, they will probably
  be at yours soon.
  Anony-X: WTF SHIT!!!!!what do i do? my parents are gunna
  fucking kill me and im gunna get fucking expelled
  Anony-X: Man, im running away from home, it sucks anyway
  theres never a sprite in the fridge when you need it,take
  care.
  *** Anony-X has left #bnbn
  zero:HA APRIL FOOL!
  zero:danny?
  zero:oooh shit...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909474
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083629
text:
  <@Never> I had this insane professor who constantly alluded to
  being an alcoholic and to hating his wife
  <@Never> somehow this meshed with economic theory perfectly.
  <@Never> Once he went to the board and drew a simple X-Y
  graph, on one axis he wrote "GIN CONSUMED" and on the other he
  wrote "LIFE EXPECTANCY"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083740
text:
  <Captain_Cobungo> Arr.  We have a Pirate Ship now.
  <FirstMateScurvy> Yes captain. But we have no cannons.
  <Captain_Cobungo> Arr! We need to loot something in order to
  get money for cannons.
  <Captain_Cobungo> Arr! All hands on deck!  Prepare to loot and
  plunder.... Canada!
  * FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck
  <FirstMateScurvy> What now cap'n?
  <Captain_Cobungo> Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber!
  <Captain_Cobungo> We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack!
  * Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada.
  Arr.
  <Cow> Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder
  canada with no weapons?
  <Captain_Cobungo> What makes you think Canada has weapons?
  Arr.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083788
text:
  --> Rocksteady
  (Rocksteady@unerror-loony-1F0134CC.dorm.depaul.edu) has joined
  #lobby
  <Rocksteady> quick i need a funny way to wake up a roomate
  that doesn't involve sex or feces


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909475
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083841
text:
  <hippyjoe> anyone one of u guys tried viagra?
  <Traeno> yea
  <Traeno> i snort it every now and then
  <hippyjoe> traeno i mean, take it then have sex
  <hippyjoe> not take it then beat off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909476
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.083909
text:
  <Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is
  <Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a
  Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
  <Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
  <Aximili> What is it, then?
  <Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an
  anagram
  <Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084053
text:
  <Salmon Gurl>I like gays because their funny and nice to be
  with. Thats why I'm not a lezbian.
  <Salmon Gurl>Guys....I ment guys....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084110
text:
  <bloodeu> Outback Steakhouse has ridiculous prices
  <bloodeu> i'm here now with my date
  <bloodeu> palm pilot + wifi is cool
  <bloodeu> i got my keyboard
  <jomomma> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084169
text:
  * Topic is '<Tackmer> this is the dirty bisexuals zone'
  <JonnYNug> Dirty Bixexuals Zone
  <JonnYNug> Whoa i'm out'a here,, tnx for putting that in the
  topic,,
  * JonnYNug
  (Jackllee@adsl-216-103-212-28.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) has left
  #DBZ


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909477
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084219
text:
  <Pyrol> So, I was in Foods today and we were making pasta and
  my teacher came over to me and says "Your pot is hanging out".
  My hand immedietly went to my sweatshirt pocket to make sure
  my baggy was still there and then she pointed to the pot with
  the pasta in it. I realized then that the handle was facing
  out over the edge of the stove. She gave me the weirdest
  look....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084261
text:
  [@CadWork] I used to be afraid to eat bananas at the office
  because we had a known homosexual in my dept


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084322
text:
  <Taiken> I had this dream once...
  <Taiken> Where my penis grew teeth and attacked me.
  <woosh> dude
  <woosh> Your penis is cool.
  <woosh> I want Taiken's penis
  <Kyle> ..
  <woosh> That sounded so wrong.
  <Kyle> Yeah.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909478
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084375
text:
  <Chalk> i got a new hard drive and i thought it was fucked cos
  there was a really weird noise coming from it
  <LocK> heh, that sucks
  <Chalk> then i realsied there was a crow at my windoe
  <Chalk> going raaaaaaaaw
  <Chalk> stupid crow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084473
text:
  <\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to
  see if we could get the internet to go faster.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084523
text:
  <D1> theres no reason for me to smell good anymore.
  <D1> so I tend to stick with the rancid odor since I don't
  have to impress anyone.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909479
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084629
text:
  * Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh
  goods
  <Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
  <WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
  <DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
  <DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
  <WhiteyFord> id hit it
  <DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
  <WhiteyFord> Revenge


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909480
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084675
text:
  Kira: GO OUTSIDE AND SEE METEORS NOW.
  c8ie: OK
  c8ie: i dunno where that fucking meteor shower is, but it's
  certainly not in the sky


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909480
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084774
text:
  <synth3tic> they used to air 3rd rock from the sun on here now
  <synth3tic> now they're airing some niggervision show with
  queen latifa


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084830
text:
  <Kankraka> turn my tv on, and it's all "omg save the african
  kids"
  <Kankraka> so i turn on my xbox
  <Kankraka> crisis averted


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084930
text:
  <aweigh> Physical pain?
  <aweigh> Sign me up.
  <WussyBoy> Pain can be fun, but certainly not in a sexual way
  <aweigh> Obviously you've never had a donkey punch.
  <Galvatron> ...that was in no way appropriate


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909481
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.084982
text:
  * God plays the Sims.
  * God clicks on "Gothic" and selects "swear"
  <Gothic> Fuck
  <Gothic> Wait, what


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909482
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085058
text:
  <Guest17888> its me Where can i mk trilogy doiwnload???
  <Garret> http://www.firstgov.gov/fgsearch/index.jsp?
  dom0=www.fbi.gov&mw0=
  warez+sodomy+porn+microsoft+illegal+
  MORTAL+KOMBAT+TRILOGY+DOWNLOAD+FREE&rn=218&in0=domain
  &
  parsed=true&Submit=Go&domain=fbi.gov
  <Garret> Just go here.
  <Guest17888> garret its true or false
  <Garret> It's true.
  <Garret> I'm getting it at 400KB/s!
  <Guest17888> garret its not true
  <Garret> You clicked the link?
  <Guest17888> yes garret and.....
  <Garret> You do realize you just searched fbi.gov for warez,
  porn, sodomy, illegal, microsoft, and mortal kombat right?
  <Guest17888> fuck ya all
  * Quits: Guest17888 (MKIRCN-003@212.182.122.Kg9=) (QUIT: User
  exited)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909483
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085212
text:
  <Cedlind> god damn its snowing outside..
  <Amnesia> no it's not
  <Cedlind> soo.. all this white stuff I got all over me is?
  <Cedlind> crap.. shouldn't have said that..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909483
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085262
text:
  <D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem
  he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN
  INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909483
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085316
text:
  * Squizzle is now known as Love
  * Scourge punches Love in the face.
  * Love avoids Scourge forever.
  <Love> (This is called an "allegory".)
  <Love> (Which derives from the Greek for "Scourge will never
  have a date in his life".)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909484
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085415
text:
  <Eku{MY}> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
  "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what
  ever comes out"?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909484
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085466
text:
  <Rodent> I wish I was still living at my parents...
  Responsibility and freedom is overrated.
  <Rodent> Not having to go shopping for food is god.
  <Rodent> Not having to work is Jesus.
  <alisdair> not being able to bring girls home is divine


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909484
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085522
text:
  <elitotaco> ok
  <elitotaco> ive got to go finish cleaning my room
  <elitotaco> or else i cant go camping
  <-- elitotaco has quit ()
  <asshat> OMG what a loser
  <asshat> gtg moms calling


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909485
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085618
text:
  * Tony has joined #hate
  * Joe_ sets mode: +b *!
  *othic_Fae@a72555a5.tnt1.conway.sc.da.140562b5.net.hmsk
  * Tony was kicked by Joe_ (Joe_)
  * Tony has joined #hate
  <Joe_> Hello, Tony. How are you today?
  <Joe_> Tony? WHERE ARE YOU TONY?
  * Tony was kicked by Joe_ (OH NO HE IS DEAD)
  * Joe_ has quit IRC (Local kill by Tony (I only like nice
  people to use my server.  Find another one.))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909485
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085672
text:
  <Nozz> Shite
  <Nozz> Just saw an article about a child dying in a house fire
  <Nozz> and the banner ad for some cdrw said "Burn Baby Burn!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085764
text:
  <patteam717> If Neo got into a fight with Aragorn, Neo would
  win hands down
  <kissmeimtoxic> that may be true but if Agent Smith got into a
  fight with Elrond that would just be dumb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085843
text:
  <CommanderStab> Lee (Bleeding) had this cool-sounding lecturer
  once
  <CommanderStab> They were in like some biology class or
  whatever and the guy was like
  <CommanderStab> "Very few species partake in sex for pleasure.
  Can you think of some such species?"
  <CommanderStab> So everyone is like, duh, humans
  <CommanderStab> "Yes, exactly, humans! Humans are not bound by
  some mating pattern, they will often merely have sex just for
  the enjoyment of it!"
  <Kaneda> ^^
  <CommanderStab> "So, for example, if I was to ask this girl"
  (points to some girl in the first row) "if she would have sex
  with me, she would say yes"
  <Tiger-Rik> lol ^^"
  <CommanderStab> and the girl is like covering her face and
  everything =D
  <CommanderStab> And then the dude waits for the laughter to
  die down and goes
  <CommanderStab> "Of course, this is rare. Most of the time it
  is the GIRL who asks ME to have sex with THEM!"
  <CommanderStab> He got an ovation =D
  <Tiger-Rik> BWAHAHAHAHA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909486
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085913
text:
  <Pyro-> if he's childish enough to go on like it prove the
  better man and ignore him
  <Aslan> yes, that would be a very mature and excellent
  solution
  <Pyro-> Banning him only gives him the attention he wants.
  <Aslan> I don't subscribe to 'turn the other cheek, though'...
  I am more like an Old Testament jew
  <Pyro-> Where exactly does the old testament tell you to ban
  other people for calling you names over the internet?
  <Pyro-> I'd love to hear it from THAT rabbi.
  <Aslan> you have to look deep into leviticus
  <Aslan> it's there... trust me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.085972
text:
  <RaveHoppe> MorbiD: You are just a big fat gay
  <MorbiD> Ravehoppe: Shut the fuck up
  * MorbiD stealthily creeps up behind RaveHoppe and SLAMS his
  penis deep into RaveHoppe's ass until the penis is deep enough
  for flesh to curl RaveHoppe's hair ..AND quickly buttfucks
  RaveHoppe a second time, causing a wild spurt of blood! ...AND
  fucks RaveHoppe HARD a third time to get his point across!
  YUCH, RaveHoppe's entrails burst out of RaveHoppe's mouth!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086021
text:
  <MuSKraT> I'm supposed to go to meet a cute girl at a bar with
  our class, but I keep farting. I CAN'T GO UNTIL I FINISH
  FARTING.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909487
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086074
text:
  <Xizer> Winzip is such a girl...
  <Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No?
  Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086123
text:
  <VirtualServ> -±- CurrentSong: Linkin Park - A Place For My
  Head -±-
  <[0G]ftwilli> told you Linkin Park was talking about sex the
  whole time...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086217
text:
  <FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to
  distract the wal-mart staff
  <V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909488
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086262
text:
  <ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of
  person who goes back to their high school and blows it up
  kinda thing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086330
text:
  <baconbits> Hey, have any of you seen that AOL commercial
  where the guys are getting food?
  <baconbits> And the AOL guy is dumping chili and jello and
  crap on the guy's sandwich saying that it's "Spam and viruses"
  <baconbits> And then he's like "Which would you rather have,
  Regular highspeed with viruses and spam, or highspeed internet
  with AOL?
  <baconbits> I got the best parody for that.
  <baconbits> The guys are standing in line
  <baconbits> Getting food.
  <baconbits> And the Regular highspeed guy takes a crap on the
  sandwich
  <baconbits> And says "Which would you rather have, my regular
  highspeed, or highspeed with AOL on it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086384
text:
  <@GoodScrat> Hello,
  <@GoodScrat> I noticed you have a Linux 101 keyboard for $69
  at:
  <@GoodScrat> http://store.yahoo.com/pckeyboards/linux101.html
  <@GoodScrat> I was wondering why this keyboard is not free.
  <@GoodScrat> Thanks,
  <@GoodScrat> Johnny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086433
text:
  <S2K> Rap - It's like making love to your grandparents.
  <andyhere> wtf since when was rap quick and exciting?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909489
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086497
text:
  <S_Sprite> oh god
  <S_Sprite> all I can hear
  <S_Sprite> right now
  <S_Sprite> is the squeeking of my housemates mattress
  <S_Sprite> I'M TRANSLATING ANCIENT GREEK YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKS
  <S_Sprite> well they'll be sorry when my hard studying has got
  me a PhD in classical studies and all they'll have is MDs from
  some top-rated med school
  <S_Sprite> fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086599
text:
  <skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing
  <zhix> skrike - what?
  <skrike> zhix - Im doing the dishes, cuz sometimes thugs gotta
  tell the dishes whats up
  <zhix> skrike - damn straight
  <skrike> Im in the kitchen going "bitch you betta get clean"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909490
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086647
text:
  (wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called
  "mountain dew mouth"
  (wd) in which your teeth are just fugly


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086710
text:
  <dst> mirc is a piece of shit
  <dst> I wouldn't let any of my kids use it
  <dodgo> i would let my kids suck my dick, doesnt mean i'd stop
  everyone from it
  <dodgo> i wouldn't
  <doogsey> er
  <dodgo> oh fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909491
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086813
text:
  <@cs`on`xbox> it's fucking hott
  <@cs`on`xbox> no more spikes
  <@cs`on`xbox> no more lag
  <@cs`on`xbox> no more fps problems
  <@cs`on`xbox> just CS
  <+oi> i'll steal your tv


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086867
text:
  >>> dsfh [yo@vw-29207.connect.net.au] has joined #computers
  <dsfh> hey i got 512 ddr ram and my computer is only using...
  <dsfh> Memory Usage: (Usage: 197/512MB (38.48%)) º
  (|||||||||||||||||||-------------------------------)
  <dsfh> how do i make it use more?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086921
text:
  <zamback> wth is "Ultraslim" ?
  <|DI|Okra^Ennis> its only 16 mm thick
  <deyja> zamback: the size condoms you wear


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909492
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.086969
text:
  <Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!"
  "Captain, get your penis out of the window!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087080
text:
  <DrNick668> man, a volvo hit me yesterday
  <DrNick668> the volvo hit me and it's gunna cost me like 200
  bucks or some shit coz it was my fault
  <Warkha> was it an old person in the volvo?
  <DrNick668> nah, fat chick
  <DrNick668> i turned across the traffic and couldn't see her
  comin
  <Prozzy> at least the fat chick didn't hit on you, you woulda
  had to pay another $200 to make her go away
  <Warkha> or throw food


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087145
text:
  <Weng> If one were to download every piece of porn on the
  internet, paysites and all, and remove the duplicates, how
  many 120 gig hard drives would he have to span?
  <Cray0la> hmm
  <NaiWiste> a lot
  <Weng> including gay, kiddie, fetish and assorted other
  disgusting variations
  <NaiWiste> i'de say. at least 200gb for kiddie pr0n
  <Weng> only 200?
  <Snickerdo> Wang: Maxtor and WD would get into a bidding war
  over you, that's how much.
  <Weng> Cool. Time to put this 56k pipe to work


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087195
text:
  <_blackcat> in the bash how do I get it so that it will show
  the all the dirs in a different color?
  <octalpuss> i believe that's the --gay option


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909493
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087242
text:
  (Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i
  could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that
  but a woman has needs"
  * Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087288
text:
  ^QuickSilver: Why the fuck don't *I* get $200 every time I
  walk around a bunch of locations?
  Shoudai: Cause monopolies are illegal ^_^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087341
text:
  <musicandi> do u know who gjmtyj is ?
  <riski> No.
  <musicandi> he is a tough female hacker who is with cyber
  sex..
  <musicandi> if she sends u any file do not accept them


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909494
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087385
text:
  Hurricane_Hasney- hehe, my g/f gets scared of talking to other
  people, god knows why lol
  Hurricane_Hasney- Probably cuz shes used to being locked in my
  garage...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909496
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087482
text:
  <sit`> one of my female coworkers remarked about how i was
  cutting up my apple with great care so i said "you have to
  treat it like a woman, cut it in thin slices"
  <sit`> didn't go over to well for some reason


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909496
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087530
text:
  (goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass"
  (Leper_Mess) goose; you know.. get a donkey, and speak without
  moving your lips so it looks like the donkey's talking.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909497
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087629
text:
  <Mime> I remember when I first started to masturbate. I was
  scared.
  <Will> You make it sound like someone pointed a gun to your
  head and forced you to masturbate.
  <Mime> No, I remember getting near to climax each time and
  thinking "Oh shit, what is this! Argh!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087724
text:
  <Static> uhh... wow, my mom walked up and saw that I had three
  windows open in firefox: Incest Wikipedia Entry, Republican
  Party (United States) Wikipedia Entry, and a Guide on Becoming
  an Evil Overlord
  <Static> she just looked at me and walked away


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909498
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087862
text:
  * inshadowhiding sets off a small sodium bomb for warmth
  SeaWolf has quit irc : NETSPLIT :
  Windesong has quit irc : NETSPLIT :
  Rish-sims has quit irc : NETSPLIT :
  Hypnos has quit irc : NETSPLIT :
  Vulpine has quit irc : NETSPLIT :
  <inshadowhiding> well that was efective


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087908
text:
  <Roladex> i was just talking to some girl about bdsm
  <Roladex> turns out she thought it was buddhism


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.087959
text:
  <Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a
  fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all
  turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned
  the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was
  doing it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909499
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088009
text:
  <sean> That'd be cool megwen if you guys menstrated an actual
  period, or that Walmart smily face period guy that drops
  prices


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909500
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088207
text:
  <toe> Man i play too many video games
  <toe> I got pulled over by a cop tonite
  <toe> He stands at my window and goes "So why exactly were you
  speeding?"
  <toe> my reply? "I wasnt speeding, i was qualifying!"
  <toe> $165 fine right about there.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088252
text:
  <Superlan> Cannabis brownies:  the breakfast, second
  breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea time, dinner, dessert, and
  midnight snack of champions.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088302
text:
  <rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was
  vomiting
  <rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this
  channel work, I think


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909501
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088344
text:
  SlapsterMcFlash: you know what
  Phatpandas: what?
  SlapsterMcFlash: if you shake your penis long enough, some
  juice comes out of it
  Phatpandas: some women drink that, i heard
  SlapsterMcFlash: ewww..who drinks pea?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088395
text:
  <gamma8> well i hope you enjoy it then!
  <c0c0nutz> thanks G8, I hope so too cause honestly.. I rather
  be on bed right now
  * gamma8 feels like an important summit of industrialised
  nations
  <gamma8> that's the sort of thing that gives you a nice warm
  and fuzzy feeling inside... :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088450
text:
  <AgentAce1> hmm
  <AgentAce1> well that's interesting
  <AgentAce1> actually...that's fuckin weird ass shit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909502
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088550
text:
  <tr0n> I want a brazil renderfarm licence. =(
  <EvilKosh> AND ALSO A REGULAR FARM WITH SEXY TEEN SLUTS WHO
  GET IT ON WITH FARM ANIMALS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909503
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088647
text:
  <Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to
  every single girl who ever said I was cute
  <Anton> so be warned and prepared
  <angelic> will do.
  <Anton> oh and by prepared I meant naked


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088770
text:
  <RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings
  with dc running
  <NickBlasta> as it should be
  <RatBreath> so i close dc until im done
  <NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued
  from you
  <RatBreath> ....
  <RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?
  <NickBlasta> :)
  <RatBreath> this will be strange
  <RatBreath> and liberating


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088836
text:
  <Daggson> I think it's funny when people ask for romantic
  advice in IRC channels.
  <Michi||Cleaning> O_o
  <Michi||Cleaning> "Daggs... how do I make Johnny fall in love
  with me?"
  <Daggson> Because, you know, the geeks and nerds always have
  the most experience with their respective opposite sex.
  <Michi||Cleaning> <-Is a nerd
  <Michi||Cleaning> A neat freak too...
  <Daggson> It'd be like going into the highschool football
  team's locker room and asking if anyone can help you with your
  Unix code.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909504
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088886
text:
  <amz> I thought that you had been an atheist since forever
  <Batou> My Dad is massively religious.
  <TheShadowZero> your mother is massively multiplayer, though


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.088984
text:
  < Dtu3ZOhtln> i wonder if assembly programmers felt the same
  way about c programmers as c programmers feel about python
  programmers?
  < eml> Jealousy?
  < astronouth7303> eml++
  < jsoftw> then theres the perl programmers who dont even feel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909505
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089108
text:
  <zhixel> I'm starting to think I drive too fast.
  <felix> nothing wrong with 80mhz.
  <felix> unless a highway patrol officer tells you otherwise.
  <felix> like one did to me today.
  <zhixel> I'm sorry felix, my car isn't a 486.
  <barkode> got a ticket?
  <felix> i got a speeding ticket going work
  <barkode> "sorry officer, i had my soda on the turbo button"
  <felix> zhixel: fuck off.  80mph, too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909506
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089245
text:
  * Clampy waits for the next line of home consoles which will
  vacuum, slice, dice, IRC, download porn, play games, play
  DVDs, play hopscotch, and play music CDs all in one package.
  <{{[o|O]}}> That would be Microsoft Home.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909506
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089294
text:
  <ascian> why do you guys need a car?
  <Odat> cause people look at you funny when you run down the
  highway making vroom noises with your mouth


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909506
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089344
text:
  <Volksweasel> cool...there's a TON of cardinals on the tree
  outside my window
  <enaz> cardinals are usually safe, it's the priests you have
  to watch out for


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089398
text:
  <Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
  <Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089453
text:
  <Giygas199X> Do you ever just sit on the toilet, and try to
  imagine the shape your shit is gonna be by the way it feels
  while you squeeze it out?
  <Majik989s> all to often
  <Giygas199X> It's fun.  I just impressed myself.  It was much
  bigger than I imagined.
  <Giygas199X> My grandma's gonna have to unclog the toilet
  tonight.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909507
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089507
text:
  <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said
  there was sugar in sperm
  <Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
  <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red
  like a spanked monkey ass
  <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness
  with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue
  back in your throat
  <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909508
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089643
text:
  *** YOU has joined #gamedev
  * YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR
  THIS IMMEDIATELY
  <Waxycat> teh
  <Waxycat> it says i recieved a fatal error
  <posit> Waxycat: oh that happens some times, you have to press
  alt+f4 to fix it
  <posit> *sometimes
  <Waxycat> that quits irc
  <Falnom> ALT+F4 quick!
  <Waxycat> why?
  * YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC
  <posit> you have a fatal error
  <Waxycat> otherwize?
  <posit> if you don't restart it may damage your system
  <Waxycat> it says i have 30 seconds
  *** Waxycat has quit IRC []
  <posit> damn yeah
  <Palish> bahhahah.
  *** Waxycat has joined #gamedev
  * YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR
  THIS IMMEDIATELY
  <Waxycat> what happened?
  <Waxycat> again?!?!
  <Waxycat> it says it again!
  <posit> again?
  <Waxycat> what should i do?!
  <posit> maybe a config problem
  <Waxycat> what will happen if i don't quit?
  <posit> not sure exactly
  <posit> but I don't think it's good
  * YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC
  *** Waxycat has quit IRC []


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909508
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089692
text:
  <g9icy> heh, opposite my old house there was this massive
  field...i used to find all sorts on there, old needles (didn't
  touch), used jonnies...cars...bikes...etc
  <Xanothis> are you implying you touched the used jonnies?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909508
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089753
text:
  <tek231> you guys hear about that lady who layed down on some
  subway tracks, then the train hit her
  <tek231> she sued and won 10 million
  <Mysteri0> tek231: The train hit her and she's not a blood
  sprinkler?
  <Cap0ne_> did she lose any body parts?
  <pac> Damn.
  <tek231> I'm not sure, just caught the end of the story
  <tek231> on tv, let me see if I can find it
  <Knighted> tek231: You hear about that guy who tried to convey
  news on irc without a url?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089803
text:
  <kszer0> sometimes I forgot I'm naked
  <kszer0> and I'll go outside
  DeBruce coveres his eyes
  kszer0 bends over to pick up a penny
  Hiroshirou rams zero like no tommorow


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089851
text:
  ::: Join: (Lehmann-work) (Lehmann@ACAFF7C7.ipt.aol.com)
  <Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock.
  <Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be
  when I enter #gr


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089900
text:
  <drgonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux
  <drgonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909509
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.089954
text:
  ,meep> i hate the parents who go "does it wash off?"
  <meep> i'm like wtf! of course it freaking washes off
  <meep> it's face paint
  <meep> no i am going to permanently mark your child to look
  like a cat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909510
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090067
text:
  <SaBoTaGeR> A little boy walks into his parents room to see
  his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees
  her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has
  seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
  <SaBoTaGeR> The son sees his Mom and asks' "What were you and
  dad doing? " The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a
  big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help
  flatten it."
  <SaBoTaGeR> "You're wasting your time." say's the boy. "Why is
  that? asked his Mom, puzzled? "Well when you go shopping the
  lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it
  right back up"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909510
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090121
text:
  <peng> Guilty and I never had dealings
  <Guilty> Remember that time you were lonely and couldnt find
  any new Brittney porn
  <peng> which time
  <Guilty> And I hadnt gotten a haircut in a while so my golden
  locks were flowing
  <Guilty> And I happen to have a tight red jumpsuit...
  <Guilty> And well, you know


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090169
text:
  <Mikado`> dammit
  <Mikado`> I misspelled a l33t w3rd
  <^cell^> u have brought shame to the l33t community


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090222
text:
  < soultan> how come when i view the contents of a binary i
  don't see no 0s and 1s?
  < soultan> they don't exist after all?
  < soultan> we've been fooled


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909511
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090334
text:
  <Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the
  mariners a sheep?
  <CrashCat> lots of uses
  <Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the
  voyage is long."
  <CrashCat> try giving them a woman
  <Grant|BnW> What do they say?
  <Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if
  they'll rape or eat her.
  <Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian
  players.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090382
text:
  <neeraj_rct> It sucks having to explain to your
  computer-illiterate friend why you just typed ``man unzip''.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090432
text:
  <ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth?
  <zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909512
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090478
text:
  <shen> My computer is broadcasting an IP address...
  <shen> I wonder if I can annoy the neighbours by broadcasting
  it REALLY LOUD


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090560
text:
  <unrealer> shit
  <unrealer> who is good at medic here?
  <unrealer> how long does it take blood which stuck in u're
  vain to dissove?
  <unrealer> i think i popped my vain
  <unrealer> shit
  <PInK-PSy> o_O
  <unrealer> its at my leg
  <PInK-PSy> sucks to be you
  <unrealer> .... ... ...
  <BluWacky> I think you'd be in a lot more pain and howling for
  an ambulance if you'd really "popped a vein".
  * PInK-PSy nods
  <unrealer> well not really pop. more like the blood stream
  stuck
  <unrealer> its all hard and shit
  <unrealer> compair to my other leg
  <PInK-PSy> dude, get off the computer
  <PInK-PSy> and do something about it =


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090613
text:
  * MoonKatz munches some girl scout cookies.
  <MoonKatz> for some reason, these aren't all that great. Maybe
  it's because I had shortbread recently.
  <Da5id> could be that they didn't use fresh girlscouts this
  year too
  <MoonKatz> true. I got them from a different troop, so that
  must be it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090658
text:
  james: wouldnt it be cool to live in a giant oval room
  james: when ppl come over, u can be like, sit in the corner
  plz, and they'll get confused


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909513
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090711
text:
  BobbyC> I mean, I wouldn't be attracted to them if they
  weren't my friends moms.
  BobbyC> But there's something about, "Here kids, have a
  snack..." you know?
  BobbyC> Is ANYONE with me on this?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090813
text:
  <LS_Nick> :o
  <LS_Nick> there appears to be arse-cheek marks on my
  scanner...
  <des1re> wtf
  <LS_Nick> strange...
  <LS_Nick> tastes like my sister =


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909514
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090861
text:
  *** O_T_T_E_R Joined #warez/chat
  «( cAz )»: sup otter
  «( Mark )»: lol
  «( Mark )»: you both go to the same university?
  «( cAz )»: yeah
  «( cAz )»: hes like 2 feet away from me
  «( Mark )»: so u still talk on irc?
  «( cAz )»: no he wants warez too
  «( Elf )» university students trading illegal content.. dont
  they teach you guys the different between right and wrong in
  school? :p
  «( Mark )»: im going to report you casey j and justin for
  trading illegal content at a university
  «(@ deTh[aWay] )»: mark
  «(@ deTh[aWay] )»: you're sitting in a warez channel and
  threatening to report people for it
  «( Mark )»: sure
  «( cAz )»: lol you noticed that too huh?
  «( Mark )»: im here for the chat
  «( Mark )»: not for the warez
  «( Mark )»: ;)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090915
text:
  * Tak777 "Rams" DodgeGrl
  (Tak777) are you built tough?
  (DodgeGrl) NOO
  (DodgeGrl) I am delicate like a flower
  (Mavrick69) 'built tough' is Ford, not Dodge.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.090974
text:
  <billa> lol
  <billa> sif
  <billa> talk to the hand
  <billa> cause the cock aint listening
  <JtHM> that'd make you the cock....
  <billa> yes
  <billa> damn.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909515
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091077
text:
  <XorioN> o
  <XorioN> o/
  <XorioN> /o/
  <DummeGaas> Heh
  <DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o
  <DummeGaas> It's fun to stay at the
  <DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909516
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091130
text:
  <cams> red: yea, well i'll take your land
  <cams> then lie to you
  <cams> and give you deseases
  <reddiwhipper> that was the native americans
  <cams> no, actually, im doing my impression of a woman


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909516
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091180
text:
  <wo1fwork> maybe if you got a giant pole made of the strongest
  thing in the universe
  <wo1fwork> and attached one end to the moon and one to the
  earth
  <wo1fwork> you could fuck shit up, or break the pole
  <NOCKY2K> maybe if everyone peed in the atlantic ocean at once
  jesus would come back and tell us to not be so naughty


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091299
text:
  <Tostitos> i like my women the way i like my coffee
  <Jet> Ground up and in the freezer?
  <SteveTheImpermeableHamster> full of your cream?
  <mistik> hawt?
  <Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back
  of a burro?
  <RaMTuFF> quiet ?
  <Jet>: Colombian?
  <Aimee> hot?
  <Jet> From McDonalds?
  <djswift2k3> Black?
  <SteveTheImpermeableHamster> in a cup?
  <Jet> Spilt all over your lap?
  <Aimee> cheap?
  <whiteboihere> strong and black?/
  <Tostitos> i hate you all


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091354
text:
  <diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
  <diospadre> im done.
  <BuddyLee> good then go update
  <diospadre> no must christmas shop
  <BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
  <diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the
  terrorists win
  <BuddyLee> LOL!\


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091399
text:
  * Mak- was kicked by Nec (buu)
  <____> someone from israel kicking a dude from el salvador in
  a swedish channel, critizised by a german..... talk about
  globalisation


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909517
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091450
text:
  [During an online Scrabble game]
  <Grimp> I'd have to see your rack to actually play them :P
  <Grimp> uh no sexual meaning intended :p


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091494
text:
  <Black_Moons> Well, as I see it, if they start doing geeky
  things like play chess they might wanna do other geeky
  things.. like doing geeks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091543
text:
  <b0b> fucking hell dude
  <b0b> i hate when the salsa in the jar gets low
  <b0b> and I try to get it out with a chip and it gets all of
  my fingers
  <b0b> and i just end up crying myself to sleep with my fingers
  covered in salsa


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909518
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091596
text:
  <cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians
  ("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go
  break into someones house and decorate it!").


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091681
text:
  <TMX> someone right a shell extension for windows xp
  <TMX> *write
  <Cow> for what?
  <TMX> stfu button
  <Cow> i'm gonna make a command line program to buy stuff from
  amazon
  <TMX> equivalent tokilling a process via ctrl-alt-delete
  <TMX> For retarded programs like norton that just have an "ok"
  button when they ask to reboot
  <TMX> +----------------------------------------+
  <TMX> |& M$ Piss-me-off XP            |_|| ||X||
  <TMX> +----------------------------------------+
  <TMX> | Your computer needs to be rebooted in  |
  <TMX> | order to apply the updates.            |
  <TMX> |                                        |
  <TMX> | Save your work, and then click ok.     |
  <TMX> |                                        |
  <TMX> |       +----------+ +----------+        |
  <TMX> |       |   OK     | |   STFU   |        |
  <TMX> |       +----------+ +----------+        |
  <TMX> +----------------------------------------+


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091736
text:
  <collie> Why did  irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop
  me?
  <Temps> cause you wasn't opped first
  <collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me.
  <collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own
  that I pay every month.
  *** collie has left channel #netcom


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091786
text:
  <timmo> today i found out
  <timmo> that this girl who was a consistant cock tease to me
  <timmo> has cancer
  <timmo> some reason i find that karma is at work here


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909519
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091835
text:
  <egernness> jeg leder efter en sød pige som vil lære mig bedre
  at kende... hun må godt have lidt de samme interesser som mig,
  en webdesigner ville være overdrevet vildhed.... /msg me
  <@bamsefar> egernness: what?
  <egernness> need sex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909521
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.091930
text:
  [Kradical] NANOG = North American Network Operators Group
  [Kradical] an organization of ISPs and NSPs (ISPs of ISPs)
  that is highly influential on how the internet operates
  [Kara] :o
  [Kara] I thought the internet ran on 4chan and porn.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092073
text:
  spE4Ce pREtZEL01: how do I end up being a therapist for all my
  old gfs
  OMGIMJ4KE: comes with the territory
  OMGIMJ4KE: same thing happened with mine
  spE4Ce pREtZEL01: not that I mind, I love 'em all
  spE4Ce pREtZEL01: collect 'em, trade 'em, show 'em to your
  friends
  OMGIMJ4KE: gotta catch em all
  spE4Ce pREtZEL01: Wendymon, I choose you! Bipolar attack!
  OMGIMJ4KE: "Im happy! Now im sad!"
  OMGIMJ4KE: Monster is confused!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909522
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092133
text:
  <parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL
  <trigg`> what exploit?
  <parag0n> I USED ROOTKIT
  <trigg`> um ok but what exploit?? and what OS do they run?
  <parag0n> I TOLD U ROOTKIT, AND THATS THE FUNNY PART THEIR SO
  LAME, THEY RUN WINDOWS98!! LOL!!!
  <trigg`> uh ok


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092230
text:
  <@Zigatoola> man i wish my dick wasnt so big, I get sick of my
  gf saying it hurts when I slam into her
  <Eastsidaz> «Zigatoola» yeah.. a 12 yrs old get easily scared
  of a 4 inch dick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909523
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092326
text:
  <Tranok>  SO, I SURE DO NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO
  <Darkard>  Kill yourself?
  <Darkard>  Always a good idea.
  <Tranok>  and this has to be the 3rd time I've asked this, but
  who are you?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909524
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092420
text:
  <VerrySpecialUnit> i have 30gb of games now...
  <VerrySpecialUnit> and 10 gigs of apps
  <hamms> and 0gig of a life


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909524
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092477
text:
  <amy25``> hey it's summer - bad time for passwords - get
  outside and stop masturbating!
  <activexyz> better 1st stop masturbating and than go outside
  <CrashFix> LOL ;-)
  <CrashFix> timing is everything


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092572
text:
  <Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word?
  <evenpar123> dog?
  <evenpar123> That's my slave name.  My new name is "dogg"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092621
text:
  * Apollo- pokes IceKarma
  * IceKarma pokes Apollo- back
  * Apollo- i spoked
  <Apollo-> s/i/is/
  <Apollo-> s/spoked/poked/
  <Apollo-> s/Apollo- i spoked/Apollo is drunk/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909525
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092682
text:
  <Angst> I don't see why you can't just get a paintball mask,
  dress up in green, and grab a shotgun
  <Angst> plenty of demons to blast the 31st
  <oobey> there's something funny about the idea of going around
  as stealthy as possible with a paintball gun on Halloween
  playing real life doom against 5 year olds
  <oobey> now now
  <oobey> kids dont respawn in real life
  <Angst> yeah they do
  <Angst> it just takes 9+ months


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909526
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092789
text:
  <ex0> i think i'm crazy
  <ex0> i talk to myself in real life
  <ex0> ... i'm like a real life gollum
  <ex0> minus the fugly
  <ex0> plus 7 inches


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909526
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092864
text:
  <monotone> it's funniest when a monkey is gibbon it all it's
  got, but things still go wrong
  <Hawkline> wow monotone, just wow
  <wayfinder> monotone, how do you come up with these? i hope
  it's okay to ask, i dont wanna pry m8
  <HunterX11> the thing with monkeys is that they are smart
  enough that you can sometimes see on their face when they
  realize "oh shit this was a bad idea"
  <wayfinder> kinda like when girls go on a blind date with me,
  "see me an" think this was a bad idea
  <wayfinder> ha ha ha, am i rite
  <wayfinder> she just didn't like macaque
  <monotone> man, drilling deep, wayfinder
  <wayfinder> monotone, that's what your marmoset


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092925
text:
  <dan> this one dude made a raytraced monopoly board, and it
  looked just like a photo!
  <GreenPenInc> url?
  <dan> i forget =[
  <GreenPenInc> ok I'll find it
  <GreenPenInc> ...heh
  <GreenPenInc> i'm googling for monopoly and all I get is
  people bitching about microsoft :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.092975
text:
  <Calvinosaur> I'm going to ethnically cleanse script kiddies.
  I'll call it "The Final Solution to the j00ish Problem."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093036
text:
  <profuse> its rather good, this is the first of anything of
  his that ive listened to
  <profuse> heh im talkinglike im british or some shit
  <al-x> hey
  <al-x> americans say "rather" too
  <al-x> except they say "i'd rather have a big slow car that's
  flashy than a car that isn't flashy but runs better"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909527
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093088
text:
  <Valheita> "I want to ravage you like Germany ravaged Poland
  in WWII"
  <Valheita> O_O
  <^QuickSilver> Well at least they'll pull out.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093132
text:
  <RunNHide> women should be computers - then you could
  re-configure their mouths to be input-only devices


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909528
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093228
text:
  *** Joins: Pan`Da` (~WIN@p58-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz)
  <Pan`Da`> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with
  my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off..
  when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs,
  then it flies across the room.
  <JoanDeArc> Pan`Da`: was that a wrong window?
  <Pan`Da`> WTF??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093325
text:
  <Gibs> I like chinese, they only come up to my knees...
  <Bah> My boyfriend is half chinese and he is 6 ft 3
  <Gibs> so he didnt get the shortness of the chinese
  <Bah> yes he did.......


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093373
text:
  <Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I
  don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909529
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093423
text:
  <xxx> There's apparently some Mexican restaurant somewhere in
  Europe that has the slogan, "Mexican food so authentic Donald
  Trump built 4 walls around it."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909530
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093483
text:
  <FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE
  MADE TO BUY TWO TICKETS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT?!"
  <FadeJade> Fuck yeah
  <Phuser> hell yes
  <FadeJade> Business, Economy or Fatty?
  <FadeJade> I'll fly Fatty today, thanks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909530
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093531
text:
  <@Xaphia> btw can sum1 sort the Office XP out on reload
  <@Xaphia> its more corrupt than the cambodian police force


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909530
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093585
text:
  *** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
  <OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
  <OutLore> indeed
  <OutLore> howd you guess?
  <OutLore> i mean nothing.
  <OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
  <OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
  * OutLore blushes


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093646
text:
  <cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones
  <DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off
  <DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera
  <cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to
  unsuspecting sales people
  <DarthBong> hehe
  <keetz> hahaha
  <DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my
  credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093693
text:
  cpufreak04: Fun fact.
  cpufreak04: Take 'HAL' from 2001: A Space Odyssey
  cpufreak04: And move every letter one letter forward (Y=Z, X=
  Y)
  cpufreak04: What do you get?
  MavAntagonist: g_k
  cpufreak04: FORWARD.
  MavAntagonist: oh....IBM!
  MavAntagonist: OMG!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093734
text:
  froovgloobular: Haha, seven sexy co-workers sounds like
  something out of a story..
  froovgloobular: Like 7 dwarves, or soemthinge.
  sidacola: Oh. I thought you were going to say a porno story.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909531
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093833
text:
  -!- DuDeR has joined #friends
  <DuDeR> i love this channel
  <DuDeR> people are so friendly here
  <DuDeR> unlike that one channel where the people shout vulgar
  insults at me usually involving testicles and people with
  white hair
  <T-Z-O> get the fuck outta here you gay ass albino nut sucking
  bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909532
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.093986
text:
  <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair
  <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh
  <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all
  the way down then
  <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs
  <{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick
  * YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs
  * {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it
  <Azzid> owned!! :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909533
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094034
text:
  <YouDeadSucka> What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnheart have in
  common?
  <YouDeadSucka> Their last big hit was "The Wall"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909533
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094130
text:
  <Dek> i have jackass downloaded
  <Killrbyte> Dek: I downloaded JackAss.  It was actually Fight
  Club.  Fucking morons.
  <Dek> i was trying to download porn and got jackass....go
  figure


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909533
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094196
text:
  <AndrewLB> So what if they are lesbians?
  <AndrewLB> WOOHOO! TWO GIRLS MAKING OUT! THEIR MUSIC MUST BE
  AWSOME
  <JtotheB> :D
  <JtotheB> Oddly enough, that's my exact reasoning.
  <AndrewLB> Ya know, if you want lesbian pornography, you could
  always ask
  <AndrewLB> SOMEONE ELSE
  <AndrewLB> >_>
  <AndrewLB> <_<


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909534
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094275
text:
  <Anatole> That bot was from Russia.
  <Anatole> And there's a e-mail address, as well!
  <Rev> Russian...so it begins...
  <Anatole> And a name.
  <Anatole> Eeeeeeenteresting.
  <DeadSnake> so, it seems we are having a new cold war now
  <RAPEAPE> yeah
  <DeadSnake> but it will not be fought on our lands, or our
  seas, or in the air, but in our homes, on IRC
  <RAPEAPE> SAQ vs SOVIETS
  <Rev> They struck first, with porn-bots.  But will the
  americans retaliate?
  <DeadSnake> WE SHALL RETALIATE
  <DeadSnake> but porn-bots we won't send, but email viruses!
  <Rev> Mmm macros and attachments most vile.
  <DeadSnake> we will contract the best hackers that china has
  to offer, then we do a preemptive strike on russia with a low
  level version of klez
  <DeadSnake> then, when their defenses are down, we do a full
  on retaliatory strike with a modified version of the "Love
  Bug" virus
  <Rev> Contact CNN, they'll have to get to work on their theme
  music.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909535
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094419
text:
  <Aluvium> Hey nick dcc me tha "100%legalyperchased.mp3" i like
  so much
  * Alluvium watches as Nicks broadband cable modem, rams a file
  down his 56k modem's throat harder than something out a german
  porno vid


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909535
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094465
text:
  <Hunter`> someone has a life long grudge against me
  <ineffable> Hunter` : yeah, thats probably god


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909535
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094515
text:
  * Anaconda doesnt feel to well :\
  < josie> whyyyy?
  <@Anaconda> stomach virus going around down here atm
  <@Anaconda> think if got it
  <@Anaconda> was painting the toilet bowl last night.. if u get
  what I mean


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909535
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094570
text:
  <rzrblade> Yeah so my therepist told me the other day I had
  "skeptical realism."
  <rzrblade> I looked at him like, "what the fuck?"
  <rzrblade> And he says, "yeah i just made that up."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094622
text:
  <Bloodshedder> HEY YOUR PENIS IS MISSING
  <macvilewhore> HEY I FOUND IT
  <macvilewhore> ITS IN YOUR ASS
  <Bloodshedder> must be small, i don't feel a thing


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094672
text:
  <+ketiov> coheed
  <+ketiov> can i get op now
  <@Coheed> If you really want op that bad just make a room and
  make yourself op :\
  <+ketiov> i have 5 of those


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909536
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094719
text:
  <+Macolio> I'm just waiting for the day Square will finally
  come out of the closet and just release an FF with hardcore
  gay sex between the effeminate leads.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094766
text:
  <ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today
  <pilt> i know, she just told me from under the desk.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094815
text:
  <DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off
  tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB
  got a mission.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094864
text:
  <|Chris> you couldn't get a man if you opened your ass like
  the goatse.cx guy and walked around a prison yard


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909537
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094928
text:
  <Kitoshi> XD at the end of Ep 3, when they\'re showing Padme\
  's funeral
  <Kitoshi> my friend Hampton said \"Look! Her stomach\'s big
  again! They must\'ve stuffed something back in there after the
  births!\"
  <Heath> xD
  <Kitoshi> and without a second thought, I respond \"Where do
  you think Yoda went into hiding?\"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909538
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.094977
text:
  <ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her
  ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis
  inside of her.
  <ooze> thats swedish rodeo.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909538
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095079
text:
  <fiveiron> where is that new space software
  <fiveiron> that lets you fly through the universe
  <la_haine> i think that's more commonly known as 'LSD'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095133
text:
  <timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?
  <iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies
  <McMoo> it's danish
  <iMike-> what the hell is that
  <iMike-> danland?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095226
text:
  <+DarkWaffle> newbie mIRC question: is there like a favorites
  folder i can add channels to?
  <+NaGone> No you type /server irc.dal.net instead
  DarkWaffle «santaman7@pcp01450114pcs.chmbrs01.pa.comcast.net»
  has Quit iRC


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909539
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095274
text:
  <eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent
  <eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to
  school cuz they were doing lice checks
  <eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095332
text:
  <aphr0> Type "incest rape" into the Google search engine, for
  example, and the first result is for the Rape, Abuse and
  Incest National Network (RAINN), a Washington nonprofit that
  aids sexual assault victims. The second result is for
  brutalextreme.com, which advertises its content as stories,
  pictures and videos of the "most violent rapes in the history
  of mankind."
  <aphr0> is it wrong to laugh?
  <Hawkeye^> no
  <aphr0> k
  <aphr0> then I'm clear


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095408
text:
  <markogogo> I once had a dream that there was a huge join
  flood here. And I kept screwing up when trying to set the mode
  +i. :/
  <Kel> geek nightmares


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909540
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095458
text:
  <TFreak> She was like, "are you enjoying this"
  <TFreak> And I was like thinking, dude, it feels like I'm
  fucking a bowl of spagetti-Os or something.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909541
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095563
text:
  <Catalyst> iMike: have you ever heard of a virus that corrupts
  the shit out of the registry...
  <Catalyst> and really buggers with the kernel
  <Catalyst> and rundll
  <Catalyst> actually, everything.
  <iMike> yeah ive heard of that virus
  <iMike> commonly called 'windows'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909541
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095608
text:
  <|TripleH|> Ever been fucking some 15-year-old homeless girl
  and the roofies wear off and she starts to wake up? Do you
  just keep going, or do you hit her with a toaster or something
  and try to knock her back out? I never know what to do.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909541
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095653
text:
  <@whistler> on the down side i no longer have a phone
  <@whistler> on the up side i have a brand new bong


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095700
text:
  (CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank
  requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I
  can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. Fuck...
  if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be
  my guest.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095742
text:
  fuj1m0t0x: i fractured my wrist
  Firehawk18: what you do?
  fuj1m0t0x: playin bball
  fuj1m0t0x: fell from the rim
  fuj1m0t0x: my boner was 3 inches in the air
  fuj1m0t0x: boner*
  fuj1m0t0x: wtf


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909542
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095797
text:
  Mondo: bukkake is a Japanese dish
  Mondo: and not that kind of dish
  Mondo: A dish of Japanese food. A soupy broth of Udon noodles
  with some kind of broth (miso?)*, usually served in a bowl.
  Mondo: wonder what'd happen.. if you ordered bukkake in a jap
  resturant..
  Mondo: "Mmm.. I could really go for some bukkake"
  Mondo: would they bring you a dish of food, or bring 20 guys
  out to jerk all over you
  Kadmium: I tricked a friend into trying to order "neko don"
  (lit: cat with rice) at a Japanese restaurant
  Kadmium: He got a *FILTHY* look
  Mondo: LOL
  Kadmium: You know, that "You build railroad!" sort of look
  Mondo: roflmao


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095892
text:
  <CodeMason> I never sleep.
  <CodeMason> I just lapse into alcohol-induced catatonia on a
  regular basis.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095944
text:
  <NS85> back, i had this fuckin white stuff on my lip
  <Red185> .. Well i COULD say something distasteful like, "is
  that milk on your lip or are you back in buisness?" but i
  wont.
  <NS85> Gee thanks.
  <Red185> Np!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909543
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.095994
text:
  <royan> Soemone bluetooth'd me a picture titles Jesus.jpg the
  other day. When I tried to exit the message reader, it said:
  Jesus not saved. Save now?
  <royan> I have God's cellphone.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096052
text:
  <Art`> I don't want to work with people, I'm not a big people
  person
  <Saccy> I thought you wanted to be a surgeon?
  <Art`> Well they're under general anaesthetic, I don't have to
  talk to them.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096102
text:
  <chanman3> i was looking up slaves for a school project on
  yahoo
  <chanman3> on of the ads was: Buy and Sell "slaves" on E-bay.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909544
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096205
text:
  <FFChatter> I wanna' change my nick!
  <Onyx> type /nick (NAME HERE)
  <FFChatter> Trying to trick me?....
  <FFChatter> I won't fall for it....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096247
text:
  (@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG
  (@Cloud7): THAT IS THE QUESTION
  (@RaiNiNG): hotdog tastes better
  (@Cloud7): i doubt it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909545
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096291
text:
  ian: I've remembered the password....
  ian: felt like Gandalf stood outside Moria
  ian: uttering every password I could remember from the last 5
  years


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909547
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096475
text:
  <Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E:
  52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] .
  <Scofco> dear lord
  <phaded> holy good god
  <phaded> how do you sleep at night?!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096558
text:
  <Rynol> Until individual protons play little quark violins.
  <Zrith> I imagine attempting to play music on a quark might
  prove problematic.
  <Zrith> You either get to figure out where you are in a song,
  or what the tempo is.
  <Rynol> Of course, if we were talking string theory then it'd
  be easier, what with the inherent resonance and all.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909548
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096607
text:
  <AsylumXKP> WTF?
  <AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most
  mentioned URL in this channel


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096734
text:
  <`Riku> Ok, so there's this UN meeting, and there are a lot of
  important people in there discussing how to get a peace in
  Iraq
  <`Riku> after the meeting the President of France comes to
  George Bush and says: "Mr. Bush, there's something I'd like to
  ask... My son is a huge Star Trek fan, and he'd like to know
  why there are no Arabians on the show?"
  <`Riku> Bush thinks a second, then smirks and says;
  <`Riku> "Cause it takes place in the future."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096802
text:
  <Ant_> yay. my loan came through. my bank balance is no longer
  preceeded by a "-".
  <SC> You should've tried depositing a negative amount of
  money.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096856
text:
  <tarheelcoxn> iank has trouble with English. his native
  language is Python
  <iank> Yeah
  <iank>   I'm forced
  <iank>     To indent
  <iank>   My sentences


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909549
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.096911
text:
  <oz0n3> ;p
  --> August8th (party_on_g@someip.com) has joined #thisChan
  <-- August8th has quit (QUIT: )
  <Hacky> well. that was productive
  <oz0n3> we know there's a party on aug 8
  <Twilight> lmao
  <oz0n3> just not where


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909550
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097009
text:
  *** d3 (d3@xtreme25-113.aci.on.ca) has joined #blackskies.ca
  <`brad> d3
  <`brad> d3
  <`brad> d3
  <Hat> You sunk my battleship!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909550
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097110
text:
  <@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out
  money?
  <@bytraper> loan
  <@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process
  <@incorrect> scam


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909551
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097158
text:
  <FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that
  had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be
  able to walk without having an orgasm.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909551
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097210
text:
  <Justn> I cant wait till the summer i'll be working out so
  much... I'm gonna be ripped!
  <Ian_540> maybe working out will give you big muscles, but it
  won't make your small dick any bigger


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909551
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097261
text:
  <ctrlbreak> i went to Coles to get cigarettes
  <ctrlbreak> but forgot what i went there for
  <ctrlbreak> and came home with cordial and milk
  <ctrlbreak> instead
  <ctrlbreak> i feel ripped off


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097308
text:
  <daMehTognoM> Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
  I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize that I could
  be eating a slow learner.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097352
text:
  (nexxai) Five seconds later, I'm getting the upside of 15Kv
  across the nipples. (These ambulance guys sure know how to
  party).


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097410
text:
  <Renegade|> ops please
  <Renegade|> why won't the bots remember that i have ops
  <MatzeRX> u like keep changing ur IP or summit ?
  <Renegade|> no
  <MatzeRX> cable or dial up?
  <Renegade|> dial up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909552
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097462
text:
  <nista> i was explaining to a claimant why a defendant was
  being sued
  <nista> i told him that the defendant violated a federal
  statute
  <nista> he said "VIOLATED A FEDERAL STATUE?!? WHICH ONE, THE
  LINCOLN MEMORIAL?!?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909553
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097511
text:
  NARHDD:My dad once complimented a woman on having a "bun in
  the oven".
  NARHDD:It turned out she wasn't pregnant.
  NARHDD:Whoops.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909553
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097571
text:
  <Chiffy> hah
  <Chiffy> I was at a local skateboard shop with my mom
  <Chiffy> and I look up and see a deck with a picture of a
  drunk mexican screwing a crocodile and I laugh
  <Chiffy> she looks up
  <Chiffy> and mentions something like 'oh animal planet
  crocodile guy'
  <Chiffy> it took about 5 seconds for her to go 'uh, wait'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909553
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097632
text:
  <Yonjuuni> Goddamn charity telemarketers.
  <Yonjuuni> Bad enough that they're telemarketing in the first
  place, but when they have the nerve to try to fucking lay a
  guilt trip on you...
  <Gally> what was it for?
  <Yonjuuni> Sponsoring poor kids to go to a hockey game.
  <Gally> i'd rather give poor kids food.
  <BrianS> I'd rather turn poor kids into food.
  <Gally> A modest proposal.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909554
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097684
text:
  <je> my PC died completely as it booted tonight .. lights come
  on but nothing happens
  <je> now I'm stuck with ye olde PC that doesn't even have a
  good enough vid card to show flesh tones
  <reverend> stop looking at pr0n


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909554
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097730
text:
  <shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren
  wav file, and play it when there's a server hack


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909554
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097780
text:
  <TheJoeMan> requested old boss as facebook friend, i wanna see
  what happens
  <TheJoeMan> maybe she'll finally realize that i'm not on drugs
  and am actually like that normally


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909554
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097831
text:
  <kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month
  <kosh> so once a month we get a bug report
  <kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours
  <kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to
  reproduce"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909555
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097883
text:
  maddox> hehe if I still lived at my parents' house I'd be
  grounded for sure
  khoveraki> the basement is still part of the house, maddox.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909555
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.097950
text:
  <Arbe> there's this really pretty girl at college
  <Arbe> all her friends hate me though
  <Arbe> with good reason
  <Arbe> what do i do???
  <xpCynic> look for someone else
  <~blackhole89> Download a girl ending in .jpg instead
  <Arbe> will she keep me warm at night?
  <~blackhole89> get a laptop
  <Arbe> and tell me that the future doesn't matter?
  <~blackhole89> with speakers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909555
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098000
text:
  <+Zeraliten> FUCK!! That cat needs to die a horrible death.
  He's chewed through the wires on my $120 headset
  <@CCFreak2K> Zeraliten, electrical tape can take care of that.
  <Teqonix> What, killing the cat, or fixing the headphones?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909556
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098096
text:
  <snowzone> well that's weird. i just got memory access
  violations from a windows program and it DIDN'T crash...
  <Olafsson> it violated another program but the other program
  must have liked it..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909556
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098153
text:
  <treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying
  to do math or program computers
  <rdgzt> What's diezepam?
  <treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug
  <treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart
  <rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909556
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098205
text:
  <leena> has anyone heard of the lord of the rings
  <Serge_of_Aruni> NO, WHAT IS THAT?
  <Serge_of_Aruni> IS THAT SOME CARNIVAL GAME?
  <Serge_of_Aruni> WITH BOTTLES AND HOOPS?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909557
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098310
text:
  <Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2
  canister filled
  <[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and
  your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and
  then.....heh
  <Wolf> very funny
  * Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over
  <Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
  <[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though
  <[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909557
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098450
text:
  <Gamer> Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your
  granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909558
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098497
text:
  <kymscrazy> I blame everything on lag. :)  Late to work, I was
  lagged.  Forgot to call, sorry I was lagged.
  <Foenix> "Sorry, my ping time to my alarm clock sucks."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909558
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098549
text:
  <c> I'm just not that creative at naming.  I name my computers
  after dead guys who argued a lot.
  <DrAppleseed> Is your next one going to be named Falwell?
  <c> Somehow, I don't think it would get along with Turing.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909558
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098595
text:
  <schnorks> Someday when the internet is bigger, we'll all name
  our kids by screennames like KewlKid2445


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909559
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098689
text:
  <@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album
  <@bandXXX> sad thing is
  <@Blaxthos> that you know this


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909559
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098795
text:
  <f48u10n7> this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and
  she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the
  night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when
  he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached
  to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the
  sink to get scissors
  <taylah> what
  <taylah> okay
  <taylah> im confused
  <nimh> f48u10n7: that's happened to me before
  <f48u10n7> see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the
  night
  <nimh> i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass
  before
  <taylah> haha oh
  <taylah> my
  <f48u10n7> i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks
  <`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a
  long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time
  <taylah> god
  <PunkRawk> like outta yer asshole nimh?
  <aem`key> f48u10n7 lol
  <aem`key> :)
  <nimh> right out
  <nimh> i felt it as i tugged it out
  <nimh> i even called her over to take a look at it
  <nimh> i was like, "cait, this is your fault."
  <nimh> she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!"
  <nimh> and ran away screaming
  <f48u10n7> yikes
  <f48u10n7> anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey
  shooting webs from his ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909559
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098838
text:
  (+^Bunny) without the sex
  (@Squiggle) the sex doesnt matter
  (+^Bunny) like prison mates :)
  (+^Bunny) lol j/k
  (@Squiggle) I would SO much rather have someone hold me and
  play with my hair and snuggle me while I sleep than have sex.
  (@Squiggle) sex is irrelevant to me most times.
  (+^Bunny) i think a lot of women would ;)
  (@Squiggle) Besides, my washing machine has a great spin
  cycle.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909560
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098907
text:
  <Staberinde> Ah lovely.  First I get Hirsuite women spam mail
  now I get "Anal breakfast fisting" spam mail
  <Boogaleeboo> Eh.
  <Boogaleeboo> "Do you like gay fisting?" still tops it for me
  <Boogaleeboo> Not because it is so out there, but because it's
  really a blow to the ego for three seconds
  <Boogaleeboo> Before you think "Hey, they don't know who the
  fuck I am"
  <Staberinde> What I love is getting 2 viagra spam mails
  surrounded by spam mail for car loans or home loans
  <Staberinde> Apparently they think that I can't get a loan and
  it's making me impotent


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909560
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.098963
text:
  <skeetuh> sell shit on the web
  <skeetuh> easy money
  <halcyon`> like spam newsgroups?
  <skeetuh> no
  <skeetuh> I just take stuff out of my family when I have no
  money and put it on ebay
  <halcyon`> like kidneys?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909560
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099020
text:
  <fox1324> fucking hell
  <fox1324> my mom dosent want me to get that backpack cause she
  thinks its gay
  <neo123> what backpack?
  <neo123> HOLY FUCK THAT BACKPACK IS GAY
  <fox1324> im gonna get that backpack and then have sex with
  like 40 hot girls
  <fox1324> and then it wont be gay
  <neo123> but somehow you will still be
  <fox1324> say that after ive had sex with 40 hot girls


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909561
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099119
text:
  <Fozie> XIRWW.
  <Fozie> XJEE.
  * harm reports foz to dept of anti american activities
  * Fozie reports harm to the zoo, ourangutang enclosure
  <harm> i got owned yet again :(
  <harm> ok this is it its razorblade time for me
  * harm has quit IRC
  * harm has joined #Proghouse
  <harm> wtf goddamn mach3 protective bars
  <Fozie> haha you suck at the suicide


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909561
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099165
text:
  * saxxonpike has joined #wtf
  <gt64> i wanna suck some DICK
  <saxxonpike> wow i like this channel already


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909561
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099213
text:
  <j63}{Justin> does anyone here have a mom that calls you every
  minute for every little thing to the point where you hate your
  name so much you wish you could just have a blank space where
  your name was so she couldn't call you or somethin so long it
  would take a hour to say it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909562
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099309
text:
  <Shiningun> the day peoples faces start looking like ^_^ in
  real life is tha day i buy a flamethrower


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909562
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099358
text:
  <fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal
  fluid
  <vicodin> no that wasnt yanush that was me
  <vicodin> sry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099406
text:
  DukeMalisto: huh?
  DukeMalisto: i've been/am watching black hawk down.
  DukeMalisto: later
  Lockee: timestamps would help]
  Lockee: i said that like 2 hours ago ;P
  Lockee: but, hey, i assumed you were there, my bad
  Lockee: damn, leaving already?  nobody to talk to here but me
  and my dick
  Lockee: and we aint on speakin' terms since the mason jar
  incident....


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099453
text:
  <WorldEdit> do you think the word emo would be accepted in
  scrabble
  <Sevivrus> Of course not. Emos are never accepted anywhere.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099503
text:
  * Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my
  knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying
  "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909563
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099549
text:
  <XDice> My last g/f retrated into a shell, and ended the
  relationship.
  <maxathome> cool, she knew unix?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909564
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099598
text:
  MetalMantisX: ozzy's daughter obviously got none of her
  fathers talent
  KennyGetsum: both of the kids look like the mom.. ud never
  guess they were even related to Ozzy
  MetalMantisX: his other daughter looks like him though
  MetalMantisX: the smart one, thats not on the show
  KennyGetsum: ya cause she was concieved while ozzys blood
  alcohol content was under 20%


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909564
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099688
text:
  ·SpOoNmAn· my grandpa gave me some cayenne peppers so i could
  cut some up and add it to food (I like spicy food), so i cut
  some up. I then went to take a piss. About 2 minutes later, I
  had a burning sensation on my penis that would make even the
  mightiest men weep like a little school girl..i tore my pants
  off and my penis was red and on fire. I jumped in the shower
  (this is at 2am) and let the cold water hit my peter, but
  alas, nothing helped.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099794
text:
  <tngkicksbum> that book sucked ass
  <tngkicksbum> there was no sex in it!
  <tngkicksbum> and the violence wasn't intense enough
  <tngkicksbum> and there was no math either
  <tngkicksbum> i liked reading euclid's elements
  <fizzie> so euclidean geometry has violence intense enough for
  your tastes? interesting.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099839
text:
  assmuncher: any idea who's in the running for president next
  election?
  sinistercanadian: ahhnold
  sinistercanadian: he sneaks into the capitol building every
  night and re arranges 7 letters on the constitution
  sinistercanadian: by mid 2007 he will be eligible for
  president


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909565
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099889
text:
  <Stryyp> im never stopping for small animals crossing the road
  again
  <Stryyp> i hit on the brakes and almost wrecked.
  <Stryyp> the little bastard sits there and stares at me for a
  minute, then continues to cross the road
  <Stryyp> and out of nowhere a truck comes from the other
  direction and pancakes the sucker


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099933
text:
  <NeoMatriX> Two friends, /exit and /quit sitting in the
  garden, /exit goes away,who is still there??


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.099987
text:
  <Encapsulate> So
  <Encapsulate> I was going to say you should name thechild the
  next word I
  heard over the cube walls.
  <Encapsulate> Unfortunatly, the next word I heard was
  "Auschwitz"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100051
text:
  <Philth> god i'm stupid
  <Stinger> yes you are
  <Philth> Stinger: Have you heard the jokes they don't tell
  fags?
  <Stinger> yes
  <Stinger> dumbass
  <Philth> what ones?
  <Stinger> i cant tell you
  <Stinger> fag
  <Philth> DAMN that really backfired..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909566
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100108
text:
  <Cassius> erm
  <Cassius> why does the gurl in final fantasy look so much more
  real than the others?
  <JtHMx> so you can fap over her
  <bleetz> cause then she'll make little boys more aroused.
  <bleetz> and they'll buy the game
  <bleetz> or.. much better put.. by jt..
  * JtHMx bows


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909567
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100171
text:
  <|SoliD|> dude, i think i'm gay
  <The_Loserkid> WTF ?
  <The_Loserkid> plz don't tell me how you found that out
  <|SoliD|> i downloaded some gay porn just for fun
  <|SoliD|> i put it on for a minute or two, just to check it
  out
  <|SoliD|> suddenly i get a boner
  <The_Loserkid> i hate you :'(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909567
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100225
text:
  <pH7> So during the biggest test of the term I look down and
  realise my fucking penis not working! I MEAN IT'S COMPLETELY
  DEAD!
  <pH7> *pen is omfg
  <Harreh> haha rofl
  <pH7> Excuse me while I rip out my space bar for failing me
  like that :(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909567
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100278
text:
  <the-dude> Is there something like an API Documentation for
  c++?
  <mod7t9z730> the-dude, windows api -> msdn
  <mod7t9z730> http://msdn.microsoft.com
  <the-dude> for linux?
  <mod7t9z730> uhm


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909568
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100322
text:
  (Nero6) I like how you have to be 18 to enter a porno site,
  but the "you must be 18 to enter" page is covered with nothing
  but nude women


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909568
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100379
text:
  <burrito> lol ya
  <burrito> who the hell is burrito?
  <burrito> oh shit
  <burrito> nm
  <veet|z0r> LOL
  <BBQ_69> fool
  <veet|z0r> You suck :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909568
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100477
text:
  --> Smoothice (Smoothice@AC865D64.ipt.aol.com) has joined #
  linux
  <Smoothice> Is there any free versions of UNIX?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909569
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100525
text:
  [@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
  [@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
  [@smcn] ok i will say something funny
  [@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
  [@smcn] and my dick is on fire
  [@smcn] is this normal?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909569
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100613
text:
  Red99MustangMan: dumbass fatherless, motherless redheaded bitch! you think your
  better then me at tribes and insulting someone? wow your a regular
  chef-boy-r-dumbass! i just thought you were ugly but your a dumb bitch
  too........
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  Auto response from IAMAJOKR 02: Leave a note.
  MustangMan, Your a dumbass bitch. Get a life.
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


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date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100681
text:
  <Genasirus> #3928 +(8)- [X]
  <Genasirus> <illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
  <Genasirus> <illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a
  stuffed animal
  <Genasirus> <illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"
  <jhtm> that so beats my first orgasm story
  <jhtm> I was playing with my parents massager
  <Genasirus> wtf?
  <jhtm> and all of a sudden I passed out
  <jhtm> it sucked


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100774
text:
  <Jontler> feel my wrath
  ùíù Topic (#freebsd): changed by Jontler: derrich is mean
  derrich/#freebsd waits for the wrath
  <derrich> oh
  <derrich> wow
  <Jontler> yea whatup
  <derrich> as far as wrath goes
  <derrich> that's filed under the 'premature ejaculation'
  category


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909570
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100821
text:
  <jonathans> brooklyn rules
  <jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old
  italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909571
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100888
text:
  <tragic> i would seriously pay money, like... movie ticket
  prices (per incident), if there was a device that allowed
  people to teleport from one place to another during irc
  conversations. it would be all like
  <tragic> <aZnb0i002> MAN FuK U ILL CUM 2 UR hUouSE and RaPE ur
  MOM biTCH ill FUCK you uP!
  <tragic> <john> oh seriously? *warp*
  <tragic> <john> hi
  <tragic> <aZnb0i002> oh, hello there sir. i think you were
  talking to my brother a minute ago. however, he left me to
  give you his sincerest apologies and sends word that he hopes
  your mother is doing exceptionally well today


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909572
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.100939
text:
  [orion] man i had a fucked up dream last night
  [orion] i think my maid was fondeling me
  [orion] i was being spooned by this chick when she started to
  finger my asshole, and i was like "wtf is this shit, get that
  outta me, but i couldn't move"
  [orion] so then i finally got all grossed out and woke up
  [orion] and my asshole felt funny.
  (|Chris) you probably fingered your own ass in your sleep
  [orion] nah mang, i smelled my fingahs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909572
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101043
text:
  <@mr_zap> kinda like some toilet seat incident I know about
  <@Glenn> hahaha
  <@Glenn> i went to the loo at kents place
  <@Glenn> forgot about the toilet seat
  <@Glenn> and i was like
  <@Glenn> fuck your toilets uncomfortable
  <@Glenn> and hes like, well, u gotta put the seat down


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909573
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101085
text:
  lemonlimeskull: Check it out. Just had a million dollar idea.
  lemonlimeskull: I buy up a bunch of gumball machines and put
  them in the mall. Hot Topic, coffee shops, etc.
  lemonlimeskull: And I fill them with Emo/Goth kid prizes!!
  lemonlimeskull: Razors, little folded up sonnets, clip-on lip
  rings, stuff like that.
  peterbilt: Hahahahaha
  lemonlimeskull: Some capsules would be filled with tears.
  Others would be totally empty.
  CrimsonJudas: As empty as the depths of my wilted, blackened
  soul...?
  lemonlimeskull: Ideally, yes.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909573
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101222
text:
  <Lilmuckers> you know if you combine matter and anti matter it
  explodes.... does the same happen with christ and the
  anti-christ?
  <ragnarok2040> lmao
  <ragnarok2040> @_@, let's hope so :D
  <Lilmuckers> heh
  <Lilmuckers> prahaps that's how the world will end
  <Lilmuckers> GOD: now now jesus, I don't want you seeing that
  anti-christ girl ever again
  <Lilmuckers> JESUS: FUCK you dad, I'll do whatever I want, I'm
  Jesus, I can smoke weed, and sleep with satan if I want to!
  <Lilmuckers> GOD: it'll all end in tears
  <Lilmuckers> <two days later>
  <Lilmuckers> JESUS: hey there baby, fancy some good loving?
  <Lilmuckers> Miss A.Christ:  oh baby, I always wanted to make
  it with a demi-god
  <Lilmuckers> <insert large boom here>
  <Lilmuckers> GOD: told you so
  <Lilmuckers> JESUS: I hope you had that insured
  <Lilmuckers> GOD: don't worry, it wasn;t worth anything
  anyways


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909573
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101278
text:
  <Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE
  MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION
  <Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF
  AND LOVE FOR THE FISH
  <kisama_> alright
  <kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909574
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101334
text:
  <WaterBomb> Actually, I m only 23% gay
  <Justin8649> So your head and penis are gay.
  <WaterBomb> Whoa, that means my penis is 10% of my body
  <Justin8649> ...
  <WaterBomb> Since the head makes up approximately 13% of the
  body s mass.
  <WaterBomb> so by your logic, my penis is 1.3 feet long and 6
  inches in diameter
  <WaterBomb> if you want to figure it another way, my penis
  would be 4 feet long and 1 inch in diameter


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909574
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101384
text:
  <eggs_> yay, kernel is compiling now
  <Befw11s4> i like to compile kernals
  <eggs_> its really not that exciting
  <eggs_> The exciting part is seeing whether your computer
  still boots afterwards :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909574
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101434
text:
  [Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience
  [Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach
  themselves
  [Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx?
  [Video`] I'm level 75 in life.
  [Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level!  BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!"
  * Rjx is level 34
  * Rjx has learned "walk"
  [Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk?
  [Video`] n00b.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909575
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101476
text:
  [ @DrZaius44 ] i miss anything?
  [ +CpuMan2001 ] !seen anything
  [ @Drunkfux ] CpuMan2001, anything was not found in the
  database.
  [ +CpuMan2001 ] apparantly not


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909575
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101624
text:
  <@Swizz0r> i watched miracle of life today in class
  <@Swizz0r> and jacked off under my desk
  <@Swizz0r> bbl gonna go rape some little kids


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909576
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101761
text:
  <ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese
  teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101818
text:
  <hoLy> Ouch
  <hoLy> my friend is giving me a tattoo with a bic pen and a
  knife right now
  <hoLy> hurts so much but he almost finished
  <hoLy> Hes finishing up the I in SATIN
  <Ruff> ...
  <hoLy> Yeah, so it'll say HAIL SATIN
  <hoLy> This is gonnna be awesome


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101860
text:
  (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) god damn
  (Wheelman56) ?
  (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) this bread is hard
  (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) fuck!
  (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) I thru it at the window and the window is
  broke
  (Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) brb


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101912
text:
  <omega> i have a question.
  <omega> is your community THAT small that you're so bored and
  lifeless that you need to spam communities that are 20x
  bigger?
  <FFk> how about i answer your question, with another question.
  <FFk> Have you ever seen a naked man ride a horse?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909577
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.101961
text:
  <@Shadur> MeLearnin: Go away and die.
  * MeLearnin :(
  <@Shadur> s/MeLearnin/Meaz
  < MeLearnin> s/:(/:)/g


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909578
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102020
text:
  <mReD> wtf happend to that blaster virus
  <mReD> did microsoft get attacked
  <]Oxygen[> they pointed www.windowsupdate.com somewhere else
  <]Oxygen[> what they should have done is point it at apple.com


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909578
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102066
text:
  <mutilate> talking to my best freind from primary skool... so
  much to catch up on
  * mutilate is now away: shower


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909578
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102115
text:
  *** Zeron is now known as you
  * you farted.
  * you sigh in frustration.
  * you lose
  * you suck at life
  *** Wildfyre is now known as our
  * Goblin_Leecher thinks you need a life
  * our conversation is entirely too weird
  *** Goblin_Leecher is now known as we
  * we are going stir crazy
  * you are going a little too far
  * our laughter fills the offices nearby.
  * you are fired.
  * we need new jobs
  * you agree
  * you wonder when this madness will end
  * we are not sane
  * you are correct
  * our sanity has left?
  <Talathar> you know...if a sane person were to walk in
  here...they'd be very very confused right about now...
  * you are one with the matrix.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102192
text:
  <slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"?
  <Joe_> Yes.
  <Kiler> I'd still do her
  <Rain|Joker> She's borderline
  <slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe
  <Pander> Desperation is the key factor.
  <Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy
  <Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they
  are doing, and they are eternally grateful".
  <Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty
  much a slutpuppy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102241
text:
  <zere> i need to make 75 thousand dollars
  <videogameaholic> removing your head from your ass leaves
  quite a medical bill, doesn't it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102297
text:
  <Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis
  150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!"
  * delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score
  file.
  <delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam
  <Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to
  mortgage your penis?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909579
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102351
text:
  <Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
  <Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is
  a 56k once every month?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909580
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102403
text:
  mixtapelove6: if a four year old kissed you on the lips twice,
  what would you do?
  Fosforix: hit it with the newspaper and say "no"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909580
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102457
text:
  <flawed> they got a weight loss patch now
  <flawed> if you're a sexually active fat chick who also
  smokes, you could be wearing three patches.. one for weight
  loss, one for birth control and one for quitting smoking
  <NuFrost> patent the multipatch(tm)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909580
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102519
text:
  <cy> so i went to the store and bought some hebrew national
  hot dogs right
  <borndbad> huh?
  <borndbad> wtf is that?
  <cy> and i got home.. and i look.. there's fuckin 7 hot dogs
  in the pack
  <cy> not 8 like a normal pack, but 7
  <cy> im like fuck the jews jewed me again


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909581
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102569
text:
  <[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #
  gaychat!
  *** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc.
  <Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great
  <Rezox> gay people are gay


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909581
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102627
text:
  <MrNonchalant> she dumped me in the worst way possible
  <MrNonchalant> Facebook defriend and status change
  <MrNonchalant> one day you're in love with a girl who loves
  you, you have a romantic dinner, and you have a really nice
  moment together
  <MrNonchalant> two days later you type her name in Facebook
  search and it doesn't autocomplete
  <MrNonchalant> it doesn't autocomplete!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909581
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102743
text:
  <Shelstra> :((
  <Shelstra> my poor fishie
  <|KazzA|> :o what happened
  <Shelstra> nothing but...
  <Shelstra> one of his eyes is black
  <Shelstra> i think he might be blind :(
  <|KazzA|> aww
  <Shelstra> we only just noticed it
  <Mousey> like it cares anyway
  <Mousey> theres not much to see
  <staticx> every three seconds it will say 'holyfuck, i can
  only see out of one eye...'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909582
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102790
text:
  <@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds
  927.40Kbytes/sec.
  <@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.102942
text:
  <Jessicaaa> :| well thats disserpointing
  <Jessicaaa> anyone do the iq test thing on bbc1?
  <Jessicaaa> i got dumb this year :'(
  <Neodymium> I knew that from the minute you typed
  'disserpointing'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103059
text:
  <EventHorizon> is it just me or does our prof wear sweaters
  alot?
  <swtaarrs> that's a sweatshirt
  <EventHorizon> yeah
  <EventHorizon> i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
  <EventHorizon> so its still an instance
  <DroolingSheep> no it doesn't sweaters suck
  <swtaarrs> you're an instance of stupid
  <EventHorizon> ur an instance of ur mom
  <ChixLoveUnix> I implemented your mom last night.
  <EventHorizon> i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
  <EventHorizon> or something
  <swtaarrs> if your mom were a collection class, her insert
  method would be public


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103106
text:
  <SJEZealot> You know your car is slow when it has a blue
  circle with the letters F-O-R-D in it.
  <Zoomzoom123> At least they circled the problem.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909583
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103156
text:
  <Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS
  <Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK
  <Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909584
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103271
text:
  <Silent> I see that many designers are using Macs to draw. I
  was wondering what's wring with Windows and Linux, and that's
  why I asked.
  <G-Money> Silent
  <G-Money> mac's are for creative people
  <G-Money> if we use non-macs, we lose our creativity
  <G-Money> its part of owning a mac
  <Silent> In what sense?
  <G-Money> are a you a man of god Silent?
  <G-Money> in the biblical tale with samson and delilah
  <G-Money> samson loses his power when delilah, who was a whore
  btw, cut his hair
  <G-Money> its somewhat like a mac


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909584
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103327
text:
  <spungles> ooh
  <spungles> hot chick in the park
  <spungles> bbl
  <moleman> WAIT
  <moleman> give us a URL first!
  <xanex> no
  <xanex> I think he means IRL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909584
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103376
text:
  <jamz> So I sent out an email saying that due to a death in
  the family I was going to be out for the next two days.
  <jamz> one person emailed me back: Please accept my sincere
  apologies.
  <jamz> I emailed her back: What, did you kill her?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909585
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103429
text:
  <Dice> I've done it
  <Dice> I've made a calculate
  <Dice> calculater*
  <Prothe|Studying> make a spell check now


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909585
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103473
text:
  <FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A
  LOGITECH CHORDLESS DESKTOP M#34256 KEYBOARD?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909585
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103514
text:
  Fatthew Mupples: i imagine a large part of romanian and
  chinese cultures revolves around typing ssh root@random.ip


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909586
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103562
text:
  <T`karthon> This is my hard drive assnip, I just don't like
  having 10 gigs of mp3s slowing my shit down
  <Spleen_work> you are a stupid fuck


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909586
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103654
text:
  <Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with
  underscores!
  <Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN
  FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909586
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103699
text:
  ([m1]) teresa do you remember what i told you about the
  playground mentality of guys?
  (resa) playground?
  (resa) they only think about sex?
  ([m1]) no teresa
  ([m1]) that boys in elementary school would pick on girls they
  like
  (Mog2) i'd hate to know how teresa connected the playground to
  thinking about sex


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909587
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103745
text:
  <Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated
  a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no
  time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909587
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103802
text:
  <khjb007>i got a way to tell if your mind's dirty or not
  <kpgongju226>aight
  <khjb007>what's a four letter word, that describes a girl, and
  ends in u-n-t?
  <kpgongju226> cunt? wait. shit, that's dirty...
  <khjb007>lol, its aunt you dumbarse...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909587
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103850
text:
  <c-rOCK> man im gonna smoke like an 8th to my dome right
  before food time
  <c-rOCK> munchies like fuck.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909588
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103903
text:
  <CaRlOs``>: who r u ?
  <sQuisha>: im squisha who r u
  <CaRlOs``>: i would b Carlos...
  <sQuisha>: k
  <sQuisha>: glad we cleared that up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909588
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.103963
text:
  <black-ice> this girl I went out with last night was pretty
  cute.
  <black-ice> I can't believe she said 'no' for a second date.
  <black-ice> We had a lot of fun, right up until I beat her at
  chess.
  <goKev> DUDE!  You took a girl out on a CHESS DATE and you're
  trying to figure out why you didn't get a second date?!?!
  <black-ice> Good point.  I probably should have let her win.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909588
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104007
text:
  <Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to
  jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their
  penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909589
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104105
text:
  <Sabrebutt> So, I started learning Java today.
  <tacojon> eww
  <tacojon> i hope you washed your hands afterwards


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909589
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104161
text:
  centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now
  RKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just
  thrown in there to comfort me
  centenarygirl: no.........I really mean it
  <PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my pussy is floopy, no
  one else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking
  assholes"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909589
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104208
text:
  <Sindacuion> Teachers always try to teach us something. I just
  laugh. They will never get me to learn anything.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909590
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104256
text:
  <ds4l> Tried to beat off today when mom was at the store
  <ds4l> It s just me and mom living in this house
  <ds4l> I popped in my fav porno and it started in a different
  place then where I left it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909590
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104306
text:
  * Efudd names his new firewall box "cannabis"
  <Efudd> It's a gateway box!
  <Efudd> To Other Bad Networks.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909591
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104446
text:
  <McRick> I was watching a program on TV, and someone with an
  English accent said 'And God bless all who sail in her" and
  the closed captioning read "[speaking in foreign language]".


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909591
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104494
text:
  <Langly1> ive got a dual socket A system running cheap chips,
  i use it mainly to encode 80's mp3's i call it Duron Duron


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909591
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104540
text:
  (konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
  (konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909592
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104633
text:
  <Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib
  dab
  <Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909592
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104685
text:
  <barnaby> TheMage: jess was hinting that i should ask her out
  :/
  <TheMage> barnaby: ask ExZippo for advice.
  <ExZippo> barnaby: Punch her in the tit.
  <TheMage> barnaby: or not.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909593
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104827
text:
  <Sapient> hey guys
  <Westovski> Hey Sap, wanna do a knock-knock joke?
  <Sapient> err, ok
  <Westovski> you start
  <Sapient> k
  <Sapient> knock knock
  <Westovski> who's there?
  <Sapient> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909593
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.104889
text:
  <[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !
  8ball <question> to use. ×Tracer Script×
  <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...
  <[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )
  <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS!
  <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet..
  <[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909594
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105027
text:
  dazed: yeah my mom caught my brother jacking off to Powerpuff
  Girls
  dazed: she didnt yell at him because she was laughing so hard
  dazed: she just told everyone at his birthday party the next
  day
  BaileD: You have the most fucked up family ever. Period.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909595
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105168
text:
  <N1k1tA> i can blow a perfect 2600hz pitch with my ass
  <Nab> heh
  <N1k1tA> the goatse man is not gay, he is a phreaker


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909595
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105227
text:
  <+[zc]Kinslayer> I tried to have this customer read off his
  modem's brand name and he said he can't read...stupid Memphis
  customers.
  <+[zc]Kinslayer> so I was wondering wtf he's going to do with
  the Internet, but then I remembered you don't have to read
  pr0n
  <+[zc]Kinslayer> as long as you can type "neked chiqs" you're
  all set


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909597
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105411
text:
  <Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC
  <Wyatt> Ad0: Are you both IRCing side-by-side?
  <Ad0> almost
  <Ad0> she is in the kitchen with the laptop


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909597
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105493
text:
  <Kitsa> dammit I hate my hotmail account
  <Kitsa> I HAD 413 SPAM E-MAILS
  <Kitsa> since 2:00 this morning
  <Kitsa> according to them, I can make money sitting on my ass
  <Kitsa> while fucking Britney Spears and taking human growth
  hormone


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909598
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105611
text:
  <RetardedMonkey> How would you pronounce this child's name?
  <RetardedMonkey> She spells her name..... "Le-a"
  <RetardedMonkey> This child attends a school in Livingston
  Parish, LA..
  <RetardedMonkey> Her mother is irate because everyone is
  getting her name wrong.
  <RetardedMonkey> She says it's pronounced.................
  <RetardedMonkey> "Ledasha"
  <RetardedMonkey> When the Mother was asked how in the world
  did she figured it should be pronounced that way....... she
  said....
  <RetardedMonkey> ..."cause the dash don't be silent!"
  <RetardedMonkey> English language is gone forever


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909598
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105665
text:
  <karl> where is everyone?
  <Kayote_G> Well I'm trying to explain to my (now ex)
  girlfriend why I own a porn site.
  <Kayote_G> :'(


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909599
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105853
text:
  <PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love
  <evilpie> my love
  <cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909600
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105896
text:
  SuperGiddyup222: I just watched an episode of married with
  children and ate a TV dinner
  work it joe: youre living the american dream
  work it joe: one heartbreaking piece at a time


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909600
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.105942
text:
  Mmytacism: http://popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=
  insaniquarium
  Mmytacism: this game is so unrealistic
  Mmytacism: your common goldfish doesn't cost $100
  Mmytacism: then again, I suppose it doesn't defecate coins,
  either


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909600
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106006
text:
  <Defect> i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's
  inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting
  frustratingly more frequent.
  <harb> Defect : Haha.
  <harb> I hate that.
  <harb> My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing.
  <harb> And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine.
  <Defect> she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out
  to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if
  you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106097
text:
  |Polly|: I'll rape you in the face
  Phantom: My mom saw that
  |Polly|: Good
  |Polly|: I was talking to her


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106143
text:
  <GenLeo> I had sex in 5th grade, 6th grade, 8th grade, and
  sophomore year
  <GenLeo> er, sex ed even


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909601
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106190
text:
  Helene: Someone attacked Pearl Harbor?!
  Helene: When?!
  Helene: My Cousin is stationed there
  Helene: omg omg omg
  Helene: Was it bad?
  Pigtail II: Helen we're talking about WWII


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909602
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106295
text:
  <@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE
  <@wangzang> OMFG
  <@wangzang> whoa
  <@wangzang> holy fucks
  <@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings
  <@wangzang> jesus christ
  <@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo
  < SteamedHams> it must be shaking the shit out of your
  keyboard
  <@wangzang> omog


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909602
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106341
text:
  <feral> woo hoo..... i knew watchin MacGyver all these nights
  would pay off <feral> i just rewired the end of my cat5 cable
  with a pocket knife and a safety pin


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909603
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106487
text:
  <inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a
  chicks body
  <inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still
  enjoy fucking
  yourself
  <inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta
  touch some dick
  <inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is
  undesirable


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909603
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106530
text:
  Thomas says:
  Why do annoying people not realise how fuxing annoying they
  are, yet are the first ones to complain about stuff  :|
  Roland says:
  ie Thomas
  brett says:
  I think you have just answered your own question thomas
  Thomas says:
  sigh
  Thomas says:
  whats the point

  Thomas has left the conversation.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909604
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106588
text:
  *** klaas-sinterkla has joined #photoshop
  <klaas-sinterkla> hellol
  <klaas-sinterkla> who knows the programm photoshop
  <@Anapaest> what kind of programm is it?
  <klaas-sinterkla> It's about websites n stuff
  <@Anapaest> better ask in #website-stuff then
  <klaas-sinterkla> k, thx
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date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909604
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106694
text:
  <renster> you
  <renster> YOU
  <renster> i blame YOU
  * Kosh` blames him too
  <Lenin> I blame your mother
  <renster> i embalm my mother
  <renster> and keep her in a barrel
  <renster> like pickled fish


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909605
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106849
text:
  <person> jezabel's perrrty hot..
  <Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think
  ralph said she was hot :)
  <steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too
  <steebis> its called jealousy
  <Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie
  is out in the parking lot somewhere


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909605
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.106906
text:
  <sean> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto
  the chicken,
  <sean> "Thou shalt cross the road."
  <sean> And the chicken crossed the road
  <krohnjw__> that chicken should have been like "back off god,
  im doing this my way"
  <krohnjw__> then he would have gotten owned


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909606
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107006
text:
  <DogWelder> Hrmmm... Norton says that I've contracted a virus,
  and should disable needle sharing. Is this bad?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909606
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107054
text:
  <+Vefantur> lots of .fi bans
  <@Cuda> yeah, lots of dumbass finns

  Cuda is Cuda@ui117i16hel.dial.kolumbus.fi * ...
  Cuda End of /WHOIS list.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909606
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107101
text:
  <chem> IM my friend gray then
  <chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing
  his own pc


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909607
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107208
text:
  <nefzen539> What's wrong with maroon 5?
  <pr0nstar> They're a boyband, girls like boy bands
  <nefzen539> based on the evidence... i must be gay
  <pr0nstar> it does seem likely...
  <nefzen539>It must be that every male i've come into contact
  with is horrendously ugly cos i haven't been attracted to any
  <pr0nstar> as unlikely as that sounds it is more likely than a
  straight male liking maroon 5


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909607
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107256
text:
  <Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them.
  <Bucky> Why stop there?
  <Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909608
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107349
text:
  <Prometheus> Are you made of Copper and Tellurium
  <Prometheus> because youre CuTe
  <Cruel> Are you made of holmium and molybdenum


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909608
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107416
text:
  * Stan (Stan@dhcp024-209-052-025.neo.rr.com) has joined #
  techfreax
  <Stan> what's c++?
  <hypnetric> it's a rap artist
  <Stan> he's good?
  <hypnetric> lives in chicago
  <Klone> He's almost as good as Java.
  <hypnetric> yeah java owns
  <Stan> do i compare to any of them?
  <Klone> No, dude. Java is hardcore.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909608
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107520
text:
  <Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.
  <JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?
  <Fry> What about loss of blood ?
  <Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.
  <JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.
  <JDigital> Or lag.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909609
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107633
text:
  <Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty?
  <Chirako> Gravy Train.
  <Chirako> It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and
  crumbly beef flavored crap.  You pour water over it, and it
  gets soggy and makes gravy around it.
  <Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that's...dog food..
  <Chirako> It was NOT dog food!
  <Chirako> Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food!
  * Chirako looks at Mommy
  <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  <Chirako> IT'S DOG FOOD!
  <Chirako> http://www.gravytraindog.com/
  <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
  <Chirako> She's always been obsessed with me eating dog
  food... >_<
  <Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were
  real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag
  * Chirako gags
  <Chirako> If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich,
  <Chirako> beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of
  <Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices.
  <Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can
  <Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal,
  <Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves.
  * Chirako graons
  <Chirako> Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her
  <Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have:
  <Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin
  <Disco_Ernie>  Glossy coat
  <Disco_Ernie>  Strong teeth and bones
  <Disco_Ernie>  Builds and maintains body tissue
  <Disco_Ernie>  Efficient digestion
  <Disco_Ernie>  Clear eyes
  <Chirako> ..I should have known.
  <Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909609
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107746
text:
  <BlazeHedgehog> BIKKU BANG ATTAAAACK :|
  <NikJam> k
  <Spazzy-the-Ninja> Hmm, odd. The finger is bleeding more than
  usual.
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  <Torture> holy cow
  <Torture> YOU'RE POWERFUL BLAZE


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909610
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107931
text:
  [+Elkrider] Goat, my name's on the JW blacklist for well over
  10 years now.
  [+Elkrider] Almost 15, I think.
  [+Elkrider] One day they rang at my door. Two women, one about
  50 and ugly, the other one around 20 and very pleasant to look
  at.
  [+Elkrider] When they started to talk, I interrupted and said
  the following, immortal words....
  [+Elkrider] "Hold a minute. Before we keep talking, the young
  one will come in and give me a blowjob. If it's good, we can
  talk. Agreed?"
  [+Elkrider] Perfect win-win situation.
  [+Elkrider] Either they piss off or I get a blowjob.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909611
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.107987
text:
  <Matrix_McCloud> i can't imagine sticking anything in your
  mouth farther than like 4 inches
  <Matrix_McCloud> without puking
  <Oolong> you have to do it a certain way
  <Oolong> if you line your throat up right it just slides in
  <Oolong> or if his schlong is bent downwars
  <Matrix_McCloud> then if it touches the edge, your nose lights
  up red and beeps


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909611
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108037
text:
  <SJr|Tecra> I'd shit my pants if my girlfriend said she was
  pregnant.
  <robb> i'd shit my pants if you had a girlfriend


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909611
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108090
text:
  <pork> gudrow: what about when you're driving and eating a
  sloppy meat pie and you sneeze really hard into the pie and
  squeeze it and the meat comes out and scalds your legs and
  you're doing 120 and can't do anything about it trying to wipe
  snot from your steering wheel and scalding hot pie
  <pork> cause i did that once and it sucked


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909611
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108140
text:
  <Slimjim`> My parents caught me masturbating one day, and
  responded with making me a cake to celebrate my ascent into
  manhood. At the time I should have been "what the holy
  bejesusing fuck" but instead I was like "hey, free cake."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909612
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108187
text:
  <EvilJoven> the canadian navy has 2 submarines, the biggest
  mall in canada has 3
  <EvilJoven> something is wrong with this country


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909612
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108237
text:
  <Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are
  pope
  <Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri.
  <Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would
  be forced to laugh whenever saying my name.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909612
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108290
text:
  * y0mm4|CoBRa (CoBRa@0x50c5354d.albnxx9.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk) has
  joined #England
  * WhiteMagicWorld sets mode: +v y0mm4|CoBRa
  <+y0mm4|CoBRa> what is this kind of channel
  <@datafreak> its a porn channel
  <@datafreak> we are all naked
  <@datafreak> with webcams
  <+y0mm4|CoBRa> how can we see


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909613
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108339
text:
  * Joins: Unix (Unix@ppp1146.nsw.padsl.internode.on.net)
  -> [Unix] VERSION
  [Unix VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.03 Khaled Mardam-Bey
  <BenZor> rofl @ Unix.
  <Unix> ?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909613
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108391
text:
  <nosliwc156> So I walk in to the living room, and Patricks
  watching Hanson on TV...
  <nosliwc156> he turns around to me, and says "I would so
  totally do her"
  <nosliwc156> and all I could think to do was turn around, and
  walk out...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909613
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108490
text:
  <ronnie> i remember the first time i made love it was dark,
  cold and i was all by myself
  <ronnie> bah wrong window damnit
  <ronnie> ignore that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909614
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108537
text:
  Silent4042: What's another name for child molestation?
  SocialistNinja: Divine intervention?
  Silent4042: What?
  SocialistNinja: That's what my priest tells me.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909614
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108623
text:
  Nofcarolinafan: My iq is 20/20
  cubano2k3: sounds more like your vision
  Nofcarolinafan: no i took a test
  Nofcarolinafan: online


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909614
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108676
text:
  <@BalefireX> you dated a sea mammal
  <+Spexor_> if you ask her we never dated
  <@YucA> man
  <@YucA> i dunno whats worse
  <@YucA> that he admits to dating a sea mammal
  <@YucA> or that said sea mammal wouldnt admit to dating him


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909615
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108755
text:
  <Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls?
  <pr0nfiend> why not
  <pr0nfiend> mmm
  <pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls
  <pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW
  <pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about
  "soiled" products


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909615
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108815
text:
  <Kurisu> what would happen if a serial killer went around
  choping mens penises off and sewing them to his head so that
  he had several phaluses protruding from his forhead and
  temples
  <RDreamer> he would have to wear a special type of hat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108907
text:
  <pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the
  pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was
  completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in
  my mouth.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.108969
text:
  <-yptosis> I've ingested 12 liters of mountain dew in 4 days.
  <CaptainTwopegleg> That's 3 liters a day!
  <mike> light weight
  <BloodFromStone> That it is.
  <-yptosis> Thats a lot for me.
  <-yptosis> I've just started pouring it directly in the toilet
  to save time.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109025
text:
  <arsen^> just did apt-get update
  <arsen^> went to get a coffee, came back and screen is blank
  <arsen^> not sure what its doing :o
  <@directhex> press a button
  <@directhex> it's called a screen saver
  <arsen^> why the hell :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909616
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109097
text:
  < RichiH> so, there was this big "companies tell you how great
  they are" day, today. to make sure people went from stand to
  stand, you had to pick up small stickers, put them on a A4
  sheet and if you collected all of them, filled out your name,
  et al, you had a chance to win a kickass laptop
  < RichiH> when it was time for the drawing, the roon was
  packed. i would guess about 1000 people, a bit more, perhaps..
  < RichiH> they draw the winner and someone i personally can
  not stand wins the laptop
  < RichiH> he walks down to the laptop and is happy as a clam.
  he needs to show his student id so they know he really does
  study here
  * RichiH hears needle drop, everyone is listening to me.
  badger badger badger
  < asg> yes
  < asg> :)
  < Phated> Go on.
  < RichiH> so anyway, that guy mentions the id is from last
  semester. the other guy says that should not be too much of a
  problem and asks the room about it. not really serious, just a
  side pun
  < RichiH> about 1000 voices shout "NO!" at the same time
  < RichiH> guy is sent back, another one is drawn, show over
  < RichiH> we were laughing so hard.. :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109151
text:
  * ViVa changes topic to 'SELECT boobs FROM under_the_shirt
  WHERE gender = 'female' AND size > 'enough' AND leftsize =
  rightsize LIMIT 2;'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109198
text:
  <Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please: 127.0.0.1
  <darthv> ok
  *** darthv has quit IRC (Ping timeout)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909617
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109254
text:
  <KevM> quit the farcical shenanigans you duncical
  misrepresentation of a homo sapien
  <andycode> I find your misanthropic antics most ironic in
  their malevolent disposition.
  <andycode> Moreover, the mere implications of your pathetic
  facade is illigitimate in its duplicitious atrocity.
  <KevM> your virulent discourse is quite misguided in it's
  underhanded attempts to slight me
  <Khross> And you're fat.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909618
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109356
text:
  <%Justin> lol
  <%Justin> I've always wanted to ask a girl for a cron job and
  see what they would say.
  <+Steph> probably, WTF
  <%Justin> hmm
  <%Justin> Steph, will you give me a cronjob.
  <%Justin> Everynight @ 2


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909619
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109511
text:
  <fubar> We have a town called "Gay Head, MA"
  <fubar> There's a town in Wisconsin named Spread Eagle
  <fubar> There's a town in South Carolina named Sugar Tit
  <Jagfire> I like gay head better
  <fubar> I'm sure you do


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909619
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109564
text:
  < ElAngelo> it's about the most survival city i've been in in
  the US
  < RedKennedy> survival isn't an adjective.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909619
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109612
text:
  <Beeth>  Progress (n.):  The process through which the
  Internet has evolved from smart
  <Beeth>  people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in
  front of smart terminals.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109680
text:
  <@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u   when u want?
  <@vox> is it on ur laptop?
  <@niko> no, its in that media form call 'cd's
  <@vox> bring d cds to me whenevr
  <@vox> lik 2morrO
  <@niko> k
  <@vox> lt
  <@vox> m 2 bz 2 typ all lttrz
  <@vox> bz bz bz
  <@vox> u r not imprtnt enuff 4 all lttrz
  <@niko> ur a fag


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109733
text:
  <waffle> just forward all the mail locally
  <Docter> can I echo mage > /home/kyle/.forward
  <waffle> Kyle: i think
  <waffle> then just finger kyle and see if it stuck
  <Kevyn> Heh.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909620
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109783
text:
  <Toad> My two best friends don't use the internet :(
  <Slime> Ryu and Ken aren't real people though, Toad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109890
text:
  <Cypher_Dyne> I feel like ipizza tonight.
  <Nakoo> Ipizza?
  <[Smoke]> That's the pizza for Mac users
  <[Smoke]> iPizza
  <[Smoke]> It's semi-transparent and comes in at least 5 colors
  <[Smoke]> Also, iPizza is in no way compatible with your
  current pizza cutting tools


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909622
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109938
text:
  [22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating
  smell kind of funny.
  [22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
  [22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909623
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.109996
text:
  <Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
  <SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest
  file, or look into /stand
  <token> biggest file?
  <token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909623
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110094
text:
  <@Evil_Ed> lets see...blowjob, or ircd.
  <@Evil_Ed> hm.
  <@Dianora> ircd sure is tough, lets go shopping!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909624
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110195
text:
  <iMike-> ah god
  <iMike-> i feel sick
  <Fustard> did you get my cold?
  <Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909624
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110290
text:
  <ag> Diablo-D3: Have you considered Front Page?  It's much
  easier, and you still get to look dumb.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909625
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110387
text:
  <wusel>hey whasti do you make love to your woman in the other
  hole?
  <whasti>eww you sir are disgusting
  <whasti>she could get pragnant from that


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909625
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110483
text:
  <mad_> arafat's wife reminds me of miss piggy
  <Cartossn> she's THAT hot?
  <mad_> ok, a fat miss piggy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909626
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110531
text:
  <Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
  <token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909626
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110578
text:
  <Nigel> How many babies does it take to paint a house?
  <Nigel> Trick question. It really depends on how hard you
  throw them.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909626
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110645
text:
  <kisama> fuck english too
  <kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo"
  <kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo"
  <kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches
  <kisama> were getting into it
  <kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!"
  <kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN
  THE BOOK!"
  <kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT
  PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909627
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110736
text:
  ( Lev       ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE
  LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a
  billion microsoft blue-screens


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909627
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110787
text:
  <DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter!
  <DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer:
  <DrWoody> I HATE YOU!  DIE!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909627
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110840
text:
  <D-FENZ> anyone know how much you can overclock the 2500xp
  before shit happnes
  <Moonman> if u smell burning....then i'd slow down :P
  <Malthius> sounds like sex really


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110885
text:
  <Intranete> but i never got into just sitting around and
  programming, i was more into sitting around and playing with
  my hardware


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.110940
text:
  <Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's
  "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike
  it's "Kicked by console"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111002
text:
  <hasek30> see i put <embed src="WishYouWereHere.mid" autoplay=
  "true" loop="false" width="400" height="100">
  <X13> Is the file named WishYouWereHere.mid?
  <hasek30> nah its not


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909628
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111048
text:
  <polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up?
  <AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be
  talking AOL


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909629
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111090
text:
  (nexxai) I just tried to light my smoke, but I forgot to put
  it in my mouth, and burnt my nose :(
  (nexxai) I lit the lighter, then realized the smoke was still
  on the desk
  (nexxai) D:


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909629
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111146
text:
  <jonathans> the national anthem of retardia
  <physikal> yeah... oh say can you learn how to read...
  <issuez> retardia
  <jonathans> sorry
  <jonathans> mentally-challengiaria
  <issuez> thank you.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909630
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111347
text:
  <rolo> alright, someone pls explain to me what the fuck "it"
  is in the phrase "keep it real"
  <draco> yeah, and how/why does it become fake?
  <thrgy> and why the fuck is everyone its keeper?!?!?!
  * traxor has quit IRC (Quit: it has failed to be kept real in
  here)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909630
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111397
text:
  <angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis.
  <angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's
  actions in my webserver's logs


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111462
text:
  <JacksonC> remember, VCR's used to expensive :P
  <Steempy> Everything used to be expensive
  <Steempy> Except when you were a boy
  <Steempy> Then everything was a quarter
  <Steempy> Gallon of gas? quarter
  <Steempy> Dinner? quarter
  <Steempy> Blowjob from your cousin? quarter
  <JacksonC> haha
  ...
  <Steempy> Well, that's what I paid
  <Steempy> Maybe you got family rates


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111513
text:
  (notME) i have a 6 week old kitten
  (notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him
  (notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum
  (notME) i watched it
  (notME) i wasn't going to spank him
  (notME) d00d no
  (notME) i turned around
  (notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass
  (notME) i didn't want to spank him
  (notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909631
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111559
text:
  <VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom
  stalls
  <VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909632
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111660
text:
  <odd> last night i dreamt about being in Rio de Janiero.
  <odd> the funny thing is, i've dreamt about being in Rio
  before, and in this dream I said to myself, "wow, it's just
  like in my dreams."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909632
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111755
text:
  <Pob> GUYS, EVERYWHERE! I just discovered the best chat up
  line EVER!:
  "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111809
text:
  <notlewdminx> Jesus would be so much cooler if he hatched from
  an egg
  <coke-> haha
  <notlewdminx> Immaculate conception? BIG DEAL
  <notlewdminx> Eggboy? AWESOME
  <coke-> THEY POKED A HOLE IN THE JESUS EGG
  <notlewdminx> You could paint it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111853
text:
  <Rephren> lol yesterday at work a customer asked for mango
  juice but i seriouisly thought she said mancake and so i
  repeatedit to her, sorry was that.. mancake? she looked at me
  strangely and then said MANGO and i walked away feeling like a
  dumbass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111902
text:
  <kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is
  merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all
  one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is
  no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the
  imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909633
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.111959
text:
  <Polaris> is my phone number on whois?
  <Fina> Yes
  <Fina> *picks up phone*
  <Fina> *dials slowly*
  <Polaris> I would know it was you.
  <Polaris> Unfrotunently my caller ID is broken.
  <Fina> ...my elves did their job well...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909634
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.112025
text:
  <Kabuki_Dude> Shit... My teacher just sprung a surprise psych
  test on me. It was a damned describing game... Like: There's a
  forest, describe it. I was being a jackass and said that the
  forest was burned down and blackened.
  <Kabuki_Dude> Then she asked me how I went through the forest.
  I said that I ran through it denying all logic and reason.
  <Kabuki_Dude> She asked me to describe a vase in the forest,
  so I said that it had a penis on it.
  <Kabuki_Dude> Then she asked me to describe a barrier blocking
  the way. I said that the barrier was my mom with a pickaxe.
  <Kabuki_Dude> About 3 days later, my psych calls me and wants
  to 'talk'. Apparantly, my teacher called my psyche with the
  results of my test.
  <Kabuki_Dude> Here's how it went down: The way you described
  the forest was the way you viewed life. The way you went
  through the forest was the way you went through life. The vase
  is your view on relationships, and the barrier is how you
  think you're going to die.
  <Kabuki_Dude> Needless to say, my teacher keeps her distance
  from me now.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909634
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.112649
text:
  <kkenn> Traffic lights
  <kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are
  also properly timed for 70 mph.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909634
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.112708
text:
  <Mystic_Fibrosis> wouldn't be ironic if my worth as a person
  was determined by my connection quality?
  <nosmo> you are unreliable and frequently die
  <nosmo> but quite fast
  <nosmo> me however :D Fast, I can keep going for 8 days (so
  far) can get huge amounts done in seconds :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909635
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.112838
text:
  <jeet> u guys are dumb... i like shemale porn its like regular
  porn but with more boobs
  <vrunt> uhh... okay
  <LainWave> jeet: putting the xy back in sexy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909635
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.112889
text:
  * flyback- has joined #asm
  * flyback- gets off his mom'
  * flyback- gets off his mom's crappy laptop
  <Spec-Chum> haha
  <Spec-Chum> bad typo


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909635
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.112943
text:
  (Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in
  turn,. he is like santa,
  but he is the nickname man
  (Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you
  register your nick
  (Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
  (Griff) he's St. NickServ


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909636
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.112991
text:
  - (JustHalf) #boards != warez?
  - (kairo) try #boardz
  - (kairo) if it ends in 'z' , its gotta be illegal


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909636
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113040
text:
  <Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs
  configuration file?
  <NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
  <Acrimon> sorry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909636
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113136
text:
  <CyberBotX> did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards.
  <CyberBotX> .ereh ti did i ?ees
  *** Kuraj[Away] (Kuraj@20A3E922.B822F138.49AB8999.IP) has left
  #bobandgeorge
  *** Megami (Yasuragi@peacefulhaven-3342CAB4.tampabay.rr.com)
  has left #bobandgeorge
  <Lady_Vahn|Balloon_Fight> !seod ti, looc yeh


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909637
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113190
text:
  <parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
  <parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I
  think
  <bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried
  that weight in each arm once while I was running
  <parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of
  weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
  <bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909637
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113239
text:
  <g3nocide> lol why the fuck would dreamweaver try to open an
  mp3 file ?
  <m0rn> is it made by real? that would explain the sudden
  determination to be used for everything


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909637
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113283
text:
  <Asskicker064> I enjoyed the irony at Blockbuster today when a
  guy whose last name was Moron returned an empty movie case.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909638
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113330
text:
  <v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and
  leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has
  a REALLY good idea what i did


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909638
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113379
text:
  <roboman20> +_&----~~=
  <@MansoN> &----~~ looks like a handicap dude flying backwards
  while jizzing lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909638
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113433
text:
  <Inignot> here is a magic trick Mordecai - think of a card in
  a stardard deck and type done and I will tell you the card.
  <Mordecai> done
  <Inignot> 10 of diamonds!
  <Mordecai> I was thinking 'blue mana'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909638
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113505
text:
  MisterMunshun: I used to be a telemarketer, working for the
  Shriners. I'd call people up and try and get them to sponsor a
  group of needy and handicapped kids from the Shriner's
  hospitals to go see the circus.
  MisterMunshun: One night, i'm making my calls, and i come to
  this name on one of my sheets
  MisterMunshun: "Mrs. Pucci"
  MisterMunshun: I'm making the calls before it, but i'm just
  going through the motions, because in my head, over and over,
  i'm thinking
  MisterMunshun: DON'T SAY PUSSY DON'T SAY PUSSY DON'T SAY PUSSY
  IT'S POO-CHI POO-CHI NOT PUSSY DON'T SAY PUSSY
  MisterMunshun: So, I dial her up
  MisterMunshun: She answers
  MisterMunshun: "Hello, Mrs. Pussy?"
  MisterMunshun: everyone in the office immediately bursts into
  laughter, and i just fucking deflate.
  MisterMunshun: I can't fucking apologize because everyone is
  laughing, which is making ME laugh.
  MisterMunshun.: And it wouldn't have mattered anyway, she'd
  already fucking hung up.
  Jake: and you were fired


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113572
text:
  <@red_solar> ircN[moo]/boxstats: [uptime: 2w 23h 36m 42s
  record: 2w 23h 38m 43s]
  <@shawn> 12:41AM  up 33 days,  5:21, 1 user, load averages:
  0.01, 0.00, 0.00
  <@red_solar> Uptime for redsolar-unix.mchsi.com (OpenBSD 3.2):
  5:38PM up 26 days, 22:55, 0 users, load averages: 1.07, 1.09,
  1.08
  <@SQFreak> uptime(win2k): win(1d 22h 53m 17s) serv(21m 14s)
  today(4h 45m 6s) xirc(30m 1s) best(1d 22h 53m 4s)
  < m0use> i think my workstation is up 47 now
  <+[nobong]> Linux nebula 2.4.18-14 #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT
  2002 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux
  <+[nobong]>   6:13pm  up 33 days, 20:07,  1 user,  load
  average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
  <@shawn> darn [nobong], beat me :P
  <@Tecky> stupid fucks ... stop with the my dick is bigger cuz
  i got a longer uptime bs
  <@Tecky> =-]
  < m0use> its not about size.. its about how long you keep it
  up


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113633
text:
  <jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin.  I refuse to eat anything
  smarter than me.  Which is why I abstain from broccoli.
  <AmbushBug> I would love to only eat things smarter than me.
  <AmbushBug> ...
  <AmbushBug> I assume the silence is all of you standing agape
  at the opening i left for all of you.
  <jre> Ambush:  It's too predictible.  We want originality in
  our comedy.
  <jre> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909639
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113680
text:
  <nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
  <Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an
  ethernet cable.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909640
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113773
text:
  <Allio> i was pulling out my rca cable from my tv
  <Allio> and i accidentally whipped myself in the nuts


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909640
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113844
text:
  <Rowdy> I made a really evil alarm for myself this morning.
  <Stoney> An evil alarm?
  <Rowdy> sleep 21600 && cat /kernel > /dev/audio
  <Rowdy> Turn your speakers to max and do that.
  <Rowdy> It is MEAN.
  <matt> i have lots of kewl mp3 mixing software atm :)
  <Rowdy> Think like an air raid siren crossed with a million
  babies crying in unison.
  <matt> .. and then were suddenly silenced?
  <Rowdy> HAHAHAHAHAA
  <Rowdy> ROFL
  <Rowdy> That's the shit.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909640
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.113896
text:
  <mchem> what does less do?
  <Rizen> it's like more
  <Rizen> but better
  <aegis> conversations about unix are funny


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909641
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114057
text:
  <DeAdiNsiDe> WOooOH!
  <DeAdiNsiDe> SPIDERS!!!!!!!!
  <Spiders> yes?
  <DeAdiNsiDe> I FOUND MY DICK!!!
  <DeAdiNsiDe> I FOUND MY DICK!!!
  <DeAdiNsiDe> I FOUND MY DICK!!!
  <DeAdiNsiDe> err
  <DeAdiNsiDe> disk!
  <Spiders> hahaha
  <DeAdiNsiDe> Ooh fuck
  <DeAdiNsiDe> im never gonna hear the end of that one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909642
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114158
text:
  <Bretty> A 16yr old boy asks his dad what a pussy looks like
  before sex...he says " well son it looks like a nice rose
  petal" Boy replies.."well what does it lookl ike afterwards?"
  <Bretty> Father says....."have you ever seen a bulldog eating
  mayonaise?"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909642
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114210
text:
  <Foxx> im never fallin in love
  <Foxx> i've decided
  <FuriousC> you dont choose who you love, love chooses you
  <FuriousC> and that little fucking son of a bitch sticks
  itself to your face like the godless bloodsucking bastards in
  Alien and refuses to let go until it has drained your soul and
  left you an empty shell of a human being


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909643
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114301
text:
  alienmonkeycult: cause i have the morals of a preteen angsty
  hitler
  aMiLLioNpEopLe: no, not ok
  aMiLLioNpEopLe: see
  aMiLLioNpEopLe: Hitler banged his niece
  alienmonkeycult: was his niece hot?
  aMiLLioNpEopLe: NO
  aMiLLioNpEopLe: that is what makes it so bad


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909643
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114406
text:
  <Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
  <Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
  <Scofco> ...
  <Scofco> what's mung?
  <Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
  <Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
  <Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909643
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114467
text:
  <Slave`Shadu|Gone>  So, Nall, what kind of porn you looking
  at...
  <Slave`Shadu|Gone>  Bukkake?
  <XShadow[Gone]> Anal AND Oral?
  <XShadow[Gone]> 69?
  <Slave`Shadu|Gone>  Asian?
  <Slave`Shadu|Gone>  Oreintal
  <Slave`Shadu|Gone>  Etc.
  <XShadow[Gone]> Irish boxing?
  <Slave`Shadu|Gone>  Wait, Wtf.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909644
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114522
text:
  <Chubbzilla> naw, i've kinda got past the porn faze now
  <Ody> ...
  <Ody> I never thought I'd see those words in YOUR chat window
  O_O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909644
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114567
text:
  LightGrayMage: all the technology in the world doesn't matter
  if the majority of your population is mind numbingly stupid.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909644
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114618
text:
  <osseh> i have a twin pack of garlic bread in the freezer
  <osseh> on the packet it says "contains 18 servings"
  <osseh> 18 servings from 2 garlic breads?! what the fuck
  <osseh> does it come with a mini jesus inside


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909645
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114668
text:
  <@Vacorsis> The universe is racist
  <@Vacorsis> At night you can see thousands of stars, and none
  of them are black
  <@Vacorsis> That's just total bullshit


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909645
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114763
text:
  *dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine.
  *dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs
  *necroid* you should just start smoking
  *necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an
  excuse


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909645
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114822
text:
  < pillBOX_w> "You can just grab both sides and twist - as you
  might twist a squirrel - and then eat the halves over the sink
  wildly while the juice runs down your arm." -- Tycho, on
  eating nectarines
  < pillBOX_w> How would one go about twisting a squirrel?
  < jer> pillBOX_w, one hand on body, one hand on head, move in
  opposite directions
  < pillBOX_w> jer: I see you've lived in Arkansas before, or at
  least watched a show about their cuisine?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909647
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114874
text:
  <@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called
  dont.com
  <@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\
  <@charlie_x> it says
  <@charlie_x> "ok i wont"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909647
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.114929
text:
  <dice> You're in Sydney?
  <Scott> ahhh yea
  <dice> Cool!
  <dice> Whatcha doing there?
  <Scott> grandmothers
  <dice> Really? You stud! How many?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909648
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115034
text:
  <zidane> hackquest.de is encrpyted!
  <alucardo> german isn't an encryption method
  <ps> the infamous "DE" Cypher


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909648
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115082
text:
  <aubnorch> how was I unaware of usb onaholes until now
  <aubnorch> you plug them in to your computer and load up
  profiles of your favorite 2d waifus and they -change-
  <flesy> are u trying to fuck a  usb port


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909648
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115133
text:
  <M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
  <p5Ds13a06> you can't buy alcoholics
  <p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will
  follow you home for free


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909649
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115187
text:
  <tito> why can't they make longer-lasting laptop batteries? ;[
  <jestuh> why can't they make longer-lasting titos?
  <tito> whats that supposed to mean
  <jestuh> you know


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909649
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115232
text:
  <ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on
  redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone
  that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to
  lie...sorry..


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909649
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115280
text:
  <CtrlAltDestroy> Here is my impression of Wikipedia.
  <CtrlAltDestroy> "There are five fingers on the human hand
  [citation needed]"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909649
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115341
text:
  <Oolong> <Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet =
  convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning,
  and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know
  jack about you
  <Oolong> he forgot convinced they're japanese
  <Oolong> "aya, Britney Spears no kawaii desu nyo! ^O^^^O^O^^O^
  "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909650
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115430
text:
  «+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that
  was being eaten?
  «+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream
  «+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once
  «+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being
  swallowed and stuff, it was weird
  «+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello
  «+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me
  «+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling
  «+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115547
text:
  <hafree> then there's all my friends
  <hafree> that for some reason think "jewish" is a nationality
  <hafree> yes, i come from jewland


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115611
text:
  <XvoiD> We need more members for the forums. I've told all my
  friends now tell all yours. Im sure they will love it here.
  Come on and help out the forums.
  <debian_> What if people start to advertise and the forums get
  a flood of people like Ra... noobs.
  <thomas> what if we became an elite group of forumers who took
  over the world by sticking together in a pack of small
  numbers, fighting the odds, and defeating cobra commander
  whenever possible?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115685
text:
  <Knives> hey jiv
  <Knives> do you know the 4 types of female orgasms?
  * Jiv admits he does not
  <Knives> Well, the first, is the Religious orgasm
  <Knives> or the, Spiritual orgasm
  <Knives> it goes something like this
  <Knives> "Oh GOD! oh GOD!  OH OH OH GOD!"
  <Knives> the 2nd, is the positive orgasm---" OH YES! OH YES!
  OH YES!"
  <Knives> to which comes the third, the negative orgasm... "OH
  NO! OH NO! OH NO!"
  <Knives> and then finally
  <Knives> the fake orgasm
  <Knives> "OH JIV! OH JIV!  OH OH JIV!"
  <Hawk> lol
  <Jiv> ....bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909651
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115741
text:
  <TigerSun> AsiaDoll: the only reason I'm not rich yet is
  because I refuse to earn on others' stupidity
  <TigerSun> I believe stupidity should kill, not help others to
  get richer
  <TigerSun> I'm highly ethical!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909652
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115783
text:
  sterano: Whats the difference between Raid_0 and Raid_1?
  Steve: In Raid_0 the zero stands for how many files you are
  going to get back if something goes wrong.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909652
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115837
text:
  <Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't
  get it up". Do I dare enter?
  <Naivete> NO
  <r0gue> go for it
  <Damarr> Phew, he was talking about a satellite dish


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909652
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115886
text:
  <PetrDoubt> OK, kids...what's the maximum number of SOAs per
  zone?
  <PetrDoubt> If you said 2, you have a career waiting for you
  at Verio!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909653
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115949
text:
  <Kiell> So I get a text message on Friday from a number I
  didn't recognise...
  <Kiell> it reads:
  <Kiell> "Hi agatha this is betty i do not have very many
  clothes to be ironed this week i am sorry but please can you
  come next week. i hope you are well. betty."
  <Kiell> I ponder this for an hour or two, and then reply:
  <Kiell> "That's ok, betty.  I fucking suck at ironing. See you
  next week.  Aggie."


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909653
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.115996
text:
  <perdida> should I go make porn for loan-payment cash? if so
  which aspect of porn would have the best pay/disgusting stuff
  ratio?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909653
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116048
text:
  <drwiii> Happiness is: seeing a news report about how the US
  government stresses that the conflict in Iraq isn't motivated
  by a need for "Christian dominance", followed by a commercial
  for Time Life's "Worship Together" CD set.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909653
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116095
text:
  * a17geL637 huggles anthony
  * Ariyn rubs anthony's face in his manboobs
  <Anthony> YAAAAAAAY! and NOOOOOOOOO! respectivelyyyyyyyy!!!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909654
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116144
text:
  <TalonArkrys> Guys, I've decided that there needs to be an
  addition to the current laws of nature.  "Lesser Life Forms
  Are Not Allowed To Make Talon Feel Stupid".   I saw a bug on
  my kitchen floor, and it was rather unexpected.  As such, I
  threw my cup at it.  The cup was made of glass.  And contained
  my coke.  Now, I have shattered glass as well as coke all over
  my floor.  The worst part was, when I looked closer, the bug
  was already dead.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909654
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116192
text:
  <splorpo> chickens are bits of chickens put together
  <splorpo> into a clump
  <splorpo> like a shrub


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909654
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116250
text:
  <The-Virus> hi
  <The-Virus> hello
  <The-Virus> oh
  <The-Virus> heh
  <The-Virus> =\
  <The-Virus> thought someone said hi
  <The-Virus> besides me


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909654
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116295
text:
  <sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year
  old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up
  your vagina trying to touch your cervix


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909655
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116359
text:
  ( +la_haine ) some bloke just turned up at my office saying he
  was here for an interview with the BBC
  ( mademoiselle ) wtf
  ( +la_haine ) that's what I said
  ( _seb_ ) do you work at the bbc?
  ( +la_haine ) well, no
  ( +la_haine ) hence my confusion
  ( mademoiselle ) it would have been even funnier if you were
  in taiwan
  ( _seb_ ) ah then i can see how you would be confused
  ( +seraph ) ROFL
  ( +la_haine ) it's like 'sorry, I think you're in the wrong
  city'
  ( mademoiselle ) hehe
  ( +la_haine ) 'there's no BBC here'
  ( +la_haine ) 'you want London - about 2 hours that way'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909655
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116415
text:
  <clemmy> damn leetspeek ... whenever I write 'skills' I write
  'skillz', even in university homework


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909655
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116457
text:
  electo435: what time do you think this will all go down?
  boozehound420: after sex
  electro435: so like next week sometime


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909656
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116509
text:
  <Scofco> I have the ass of a homosexual
  <Scofco> shame I'm not gay
  <Scofco> I'd make a good gay guy


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909656
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116578
text:
  <WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now
  <Bart\> where to?
  <WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking
  off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"
  <WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I
  tell my mum what I'm off to do
  <Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then
  you go to the bathroom...
  <Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me
  <WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum
  <WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909656
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116629
text:
  <DarkSpork> and .rmi is a midi
  <Wing_Zero> yes I see that now.  but why? hehe.  how many
  fucking file extensions does a format need?
  <Wing_Zero> sooner or later, mark my words, we're going to
  start running out of nice three letter extensions


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909657
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116686
text:
  <kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog
  <kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit"
  <Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze
  <kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it
  for himself
  <Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :)


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909657
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116773
text:
  <Scythe`> What's the worst thing about being a redneck ?
  <Scythe`> Tasting your dad's semen when you're eating out your
  sister
  <Galdor> iim thinking.... how would you recognise it as your
  dads?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909657
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116825
text:
  <ISO_Girl> i need to trim my hair
  <Anarchy_Creator> meh short hair on a woman = no
  <Anarchy_Creator> i think shoulder length is good
  <ISO_Girl> wrong hair buddy
  <Anarchy_Creator> ...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909658
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.116963
text:
  <Creeper> when they neuter a dog do they actually like remove
  the balls or do they just cut a wire somewhere
  <~Vash> NO NOT THE BLUE WIRE!!!!! *dog explodes*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909658
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117020
text:
  <p0m> AGDN: My father's always calling me to explain the
  toolbar on Word.
  <p0m> Its rediculous.
  <p0m> "Whats this button do?" "I Don't fucking know! CLIIIIICK
  IT!"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909659
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117068
text:
  [ %Nakedkira ] HERE'S A REAL CATGIRL
  [ %Nakedkira ] :D)333-<
  ( +DB ) o.o
  ( +Renoki ) 3 sets... of boobs?
  [ %Nakedkira ] meow, bitch


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909659
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117117
text:
  <Joe> so if somebody said "I did your momma" what would you
  say?
  <Eric> Daddy?
  <Joe> okay, you got me there, that was a good one


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909659
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117176
text:
  <Gandalf> I think I'm a tad fucked up
  <Gandalf> had a wet dream last night that may have involved
  computer hardware... :/
  <Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah
  <Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah
  <Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah
  <Gandalf> not funny dude
  <Gandalf> if this is going up I will kill you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909659
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117223
text:
  <@durin> wanting to work for redhat is like wanting herpies
  <@KrON> theres no i in herpes
  <@KrON> that sounds like a personal motto


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909660
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117317
text:
  <Recca_sama> ok ok ok...........cyber........yesterday
  afternoon.......my mom knocked on my door and I opened it and
  she was talking to me about if i had enough money for the
  night and stuff like that.......and out of no where from
  iparty comes cyber's voice saying "your mom cab sit on my big
  cock. I want to fuck her hard"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909660
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117378
text:
  <Mike> So I have a Skype forwarding enabled for my cellphone,
  so any phone call made to me on Skype forwards to my
  cellphone. It's a couple bucks a month, so why not.
  <Mike> Anyways, I am studying with my friend beside me and I
  see Skype on my computer start ringing. I didn't want to
  answer with my computer so I picked up my cellphone and told
  my friend "One second, taking a phone call" without thinking
  about it.
  <Mike> My phone rings 1 second later, I answer it, walk out of
  the room.
  <Mike> Didn't realize how much of a psychic hero I looked like
  to my friend until I left the room. Looked at my friend
  through the window who is sitting like O_O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909660
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117428
text:
  ( @Kaygo ) Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at
  God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not
  listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing
  him off.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909661
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117486
text:
  <Neo> so you know those peta campaigns, "I'd rather go naked
  than wear fur"?
  <Neo> it's a pretty horrible idea when you think about it
  <Neo> "stop eating animals or we'll keep showing you pics of
  hot chicks all naked like"
  <Neo> yeah, brillant plan there guys


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909661
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117533
text:
  <Stemish> "How many NOC staff does it take it screw in a light
  bulb?"
  <PetrDoubt> 500 to send the outage notices to nocstaff, 14
  managers to
  escalate it to client services and back, and one to change
  it.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909661
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117582
text:
  <Everdarkgreen> WE DID THE MASH
  <Everdarkgreen> we did the keyboard mash
  <Everdarkgreen> THE KEYBOARD MASH
  <Everdarkgreen> it was a lihosdptjhskrjngiso;
  kihy,aehtptuyjgio;t


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909661
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117627
text:
  <{x3n0}> my amplifier just went *WHUMP*
  <{x3n0}> and my speakers went
  *saUTENIaetiuBiudsiuZDXIUBGiuZZXT*


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909662
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117676
text:
  Sui Kiogi Az: you have such a succinct way with words you know
  RuShKiN AsS: Damn skippy i do
  RuShKiN AsS: I"m a fuckin magician with words
  RuShKiN AsS: Ask amy!
  RuShKiN AsS: Watch... you see the word fuck
  RuShKiN AsS: I'll cut it in two
  RuShKiN AsS: FU
  RuShKiN AsS: CK
  RuShKiN AsS: Now i will make it disapear
  Sui Kiogi Az: you're a true wordsmith
  RuShKiN AsS:
  RuShKiN AsS: WHERE DID IT GO
  Sui Kiogi Az: I...don't know ::cries::
  RuShKiN AsS: Oh whats that behind your ear... **pulls fuck
  out**


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909662
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117725
text:
  <SeXaH> damn i broke my g-string
  <SeXaH> oh hrmz
  <SeXaH> that looks bad
  <SeXaH> i ment the g-string from my guitar


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909662
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117783
text:
  <Spooky> So I'm arguing with this guy about Starwars
  <Spooky> which I hate
  <Spooky> And he's like: " I hated episode 1 cause jar jar was
  stupid"
  <Spooky> and I said that Jar jar was about as stupid as ewoks
  <Spooky> and he got all idignant and said ewoks were cool
  <Spooky> WTF IS WRONG WITH STAR WARS FANS


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909662
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117831
text:
  <C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart?
  like you dont want to use port 1035 and 1036 at the same time?


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909663
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117893
text:
  <JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for
  women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles
  away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that
  your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise
  coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and
  you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill:
  "uh-oh"
  <Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the
  wrong one to join


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909663
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117938
text:
  <rover> I took my Ventolin puffer, and puffed it onto this
  cockroach that was still
  <rover> it died


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909663
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.117987
text:
  <Breianna> The U.K. is adding a new stripe to its flag
  <Breianna> Black, to reflect its "multiculturalism"
  <whitcomb> i noticed all the blue people when i went there


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909664
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118035
text:
  <Fredo> wanna see something cool?
  <Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see
  something cool i ended up pregnat


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909664
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118087
text:
  <d0ppy> I just had an idea
  <d0ppy> If I spray cheese into a condom....
  <cdkj>  :/
  <d0ppy> I can actually have sex with easy cheese
  <cdkj>  get a girlfriend please


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909664
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118139
text:
  <DWildstar> ARRRCH
  <DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for
  a server so he
  finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?
  "


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909664
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118188
text:
  <eXa|The_Professor> my grandpa invented cheez-wiz
  <eXa-r|SirHump|NS> sweeeet
  <eXa|The_Professor> no i'm just screwing with you


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909665
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118283
text:
  <PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for
  Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it
  on my webpage!
  <PrincessLeia2> ...
  <PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and
  very girly in the same sentance O_O


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909665
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118328
text:
  <Burnquist__> : /msg NickServ@services.dal.net IDENTIFY
  jillhanna
  <Burnquist__> fuck
  *** Burnquist__ (FBI@TeraPro33-41.cable-lynx.net) Quit (Killed
  (NickServ (Ghost command used by ne14a69)))


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118376
text:
  Ignus Firestorm: Do that shit again and I'm getting back on my
  other SN.
  Ignus Firestorm: And you'll never hear from me again.
  Ignus Firestorm: =]
  CanYouSaySanity:  Oh...darn....
  CanYouSaySanity:  ...
  CanYouSaySanity: That was by far, the worst threat in the
  history of mankind.
  CanYouSaySanity: It wouldn't even work on France.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118432
text:
  * TRIPtych2 realizes that danno must be drunk
  <danno> I don't drink thank you very much.
  <danno> :/
  <TRIPtych2> shit, i was hoping it was just the alcohol talking
  and not you
  <TRIPtych2> :/
  <danno> I'll take that as an insult, kthx


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118496
text:
  <%japaneseschoolgirl> china is beating USA in gold
  <@||bass> it was tied this morning
  <%japaneseschoolgirl> well still
  <%japaneseschoolgirl> china is beating USA
  <%japaneseschoolgirl> oh and USA lost in basketball
  <%japaneseschoolgirl> to lithuania
  <%japaneseschoolgirl> what the hell is lithuania
  <@||bass> dude
  <@||bass> dont sweat it
  <@||bass> the olympics isnt over
  <%japaneseschoolgirl> dont sweat it? USA lost in basketball.
  <%japaneseschoolgirl> to LITHUANIA


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909666
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118543
text:
  creativeembassy: you know what's really, REALLY cool about the
  dvorak keyboard?
  glotigerglo: what
  creativeembassy: when you're playing hangman, all you gotta do
  is hit everysingle key on the home row, and you automatically
  kick your opponent's ass


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909667
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118593
text:
  [22:19] <savant9> nothin's worse than when you're watchin a
  porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys
  face... i mean c'mon.. is that really what i want to see when
  i'm holding my dick


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909667
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118657
text:
  <SyL> and I'm trying to get some work done, and I'm watching
  the keoki musicvideo and they have all these women that look
  like that they were in the same room at Rainbow Brite when she
  exploded and couldn't get all the color off and they're all
  kissing and stuff, and it's just "distracting" to say the
  least...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909668
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118748
text:
  (StanLee) I'm tired of working today.
  (neruaL) me too
  (neruaL) actually not really
  (neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet
  (neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone
  (neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909668
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118803
text:
  <ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
  <Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
  <ToiletDuk> jeup
  <ToiletDuk> that's why i own


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909668
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118857
text:
  <yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket
  <tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it?
  <yossarian> yes, MSBucket
  <tomg> have they made a patch for it yet?
  <tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET
  <yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear
  microsoft?
  <tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded
  security to prevent leaks


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909668
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118908
text:
  * Andrew has quit IRC (Quit: In the year of our Lord 1314,
  patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the
  fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They
  fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.)
  <Mank> Andrew's quit makes me want to duct tape him to a tree
  and rip his eyes out.
  <Coco13> But then he wouldn't have his FREEDOM


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.118966
text:
  <cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a
  track meet
  <Akira> oh
  <Akira> can I watch your meat?
  <cruisinxx7> ...
  <cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119012
text:
  <Drew```> I really dont appriciate my sister saying "oh, close
  your eyes andrew, I already took off my pants outside"


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119057
text:
  <Roberto> My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally
  uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909669
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119107
text:
  <Clyve> God... I swear this is the only place on the net with
  any intelligence whatsoever.
  <That_RPG_Guy> It is silly for a woman to go to a male
  gynecologist. It is like going to an auto mechanic who has
  never even owned his own car.
  <Clyve> Well, if I didn't just put my foot in my mouth.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909670
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119147
text:
  Magical^^:  man i can think of a thosuand ways to get laid,
  and none of them aint working tonight
  moses1:  well since all the ideas involve you , im not
  suprised


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909670
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119214
text:
  <bad_carpet> false alarm
  <bad_carpet> My uncle wouldn't care if I was IRCing
  <bad_carpet> I'm just embarrased.
  <bad_carpet> to be found doing so
  <bad_carpet> Imagine what they'd think if they knew a 25 year
  old man calling himself bad_carpet was talking to a 19 year
  old man calling himself, 'muffin'


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909672
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119318
text:
  <PopeCrunch> I'm trying to get funding for a series.
  <PopeCrunch> The Franklin Mint set of Presidential Dumps: Only
  49.95.
  <PopeCrunch> This month's special: The Lincoln 'Log'.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909672
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119414
text:
  <LightningX> I just got a message from SexyChick1242
  <LightningX> I am so happy
  <Ron-Ton> awesome
  <LightningX> think there could be sex?
  <Ron-Ton> If he takes his viagra


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119586
text:
  <LeslieHapablap> do you snow ball?
  <katester> mom to kid:  "i should have swallowed"
  <tyler> my friend jordan got snowballed once
  <tyler> we called him snowball for like a yera
  <tyler> year
  <tyler> by some other guy's junk too
  <mkb> i am torn between curiosity and not wanting to know
  <PaddyBoy> I'm not,
  <PaddyBoy> I don't need to know. :)
  <tylerox> that's what you get for kissing drunk sluts at
  new-years parties
  <tylerox> he got kissed
  <tylerox> what is he complaining about
  <sureshot> dammit, i didn't want to know,.
  <katester> haha
  <mkb> damn that was probably several other guys' junk then
  <tylerox> it wasn't like a mouthful
  <tylerox> it was just the aftertaste, really
  <LeslieHapablap> still.
  <tylerox> i mean she's not walking around with it in her cheek
  or anything
  <PaddyBoy> hahaha.
  <PaddyBoy> Saving it for just the right schmuck.
  <LeslieHapablap> chipmunk the junk.
  <tylerox> like a plug of tobbaco
  <sureshot> haha.  christ.
  <eliti> hahahahahaha


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119632
text:
  justRed-dammit> i wish i had the ability to go back in time
  and make sure that what was to become of brittney spears ran
  down her daddy's leg!


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909673
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119709
text:
  <Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops
  <Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment
  <Gandalf> hmmm
  <Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though
  <Gandalf> an example you ask?
  <Gandalf> no problem!
  <Gandalf> ops:  <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin
  <Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types
  offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for
  tracerouting


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119753
text:
  <ttos> microsoft has this automatic phishing filter built into
  internet explorer 7. i think they should expand on this idea
  and have a rick roll detector


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119803
text:
  <[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't
  confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes
  <[Matt]> other than that, i was lost


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119873
text:
  <@debaser> so
  <@debaser> i'm kinda looking forward to seeing the passion
  <blister> the question is though: which bitch is going to get
  naked in this story (the hotty from Braveheart == win!)
  <Azra`el> jesus died a virgin man
  <Azra`el> remember?
  <Pi> Azra`el: but Jesus got tempted like a mofo
  <Pi> so some chick's probably all "let's sex0r" and he's all
  "get thee behind me"
  <blister> if they did that
  <blister> i'd go see it


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909674
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119936
text:
  <Gho5t> i decided against that php bumper sticker
  <Gho5t> i don't want my friends from home to think i turned
  into a super geek
  <Gho5t> i can just imagine what would happen when they ask
  what 'php' meant
  <ASleep>hah
  <ASleep>I don't drive so my PHP sticker is on my laptop.
  <ASleep> Of course, I'm getting my php tattoo this weekend so
  it doesn't matter.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909675
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.119987
text:
  <@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes
  <@arftron> serious
  <@meiso> wtf she is sexy
  <@meiso> her beard is pure ripe for stroking


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909675
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.120074
text:
  <GWH> funny when you and your girlfriend are fighting over aim
  <GWH> and then you realize you dont have to sit there till she
  answers, you can do other shit too


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.120131
text:
  <MikeH> hey nirgle, since youve worked with php and im
  guessing have done a bit with sessions, whats the easiest way
  to keep track of multiple form entries spaced out among
  multiple pages, and then at the end when all is said and done,
  write said form entries to a text file ?
  <nirgle> hmm, i'll think about it in the shower
  <nirgle> brb
  --time passes--
  <nirgle> i lost my train of thought in the shower
  <nirgle> and was thinking about lawn gnomes
  <nirgle> sorry


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.120180
text:
  <dbnmale20> i dont believe in beatles ... i just believe in
  me.
  <dbnmale20> John lennon ;)
  <k-lee> ok fair enough
  <k-lee> but hes gonna die soon isnt he then wat??/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.120226
text:
  * Spanky-G has parts of the old testament in his lungs
  <Angel``> ??
  <Spanky-G> I ran out of cigarette paper...


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909676
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.120278
text:
  <remix> i was gonna come back and say "fuck the children" but
  i realized that it wouldnt sound too good
  <ecoli> yeah
  <melly> ic
  <mkart64> yeah then you go to jail
  <ecoli> besides, some of us are way ahead of you :D


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909677
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.120331
text:
  <phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] -
  Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s]
  - subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files
  Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/
  s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s]
  <Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel
  <captain_tarik> gotta give him credit
  <Niteling> ?
  <captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download
  donkey and goat porn


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909677
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.120395
text:
  <Pest> i was talking to a gurl at school
  <Pest> her name was nicole
  <Koen> heh :)
  <Pest> she was like how are you doing today
  <Pest> i went
  <Pest> well im alright..but id be better if someone named
  nicole was slobbing my knob
  <Koen> rofl
  <Koen> :(
  <Pest> she smacked me
  <Pest> :/


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909677
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.120440
text:
  <Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full
  sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There
  are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres
  blackmail.


date: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.909678
submitted_at: 2024-10-13 20:41:06.120497
text:
  <GalliumArsenide> brb coffee and smoke.
  <Dekoe> Me too brb, getting a lemonade and giving my dog a
  shag.
  <FearlessSister> Can i watch?
  <Dekoe> You'll need a mirror.
  <Dekoe> ;-)
  <FearlessSister> :-S


